1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:08,197 [ Man Narrating ] Last week, as you recall... 2 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:11,675 Will and Dr. Smith went to sleep outside the Jupiter 2... 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,737 - hoping an elaborate alarm system they had set up-- - [ Alarm Blaring ] 4 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:20,548 would entrap a mysterious invader that lurked somewhere out in the shadows. 5 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:26,122 Dr. Smith. Dr. Smith, wake up! There's something coming into the campsite. 6 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:29,093 - Call me when breakfast is ready. - Shh! 7 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:34,299 - Dr. Smith, hurry up! He'll get away! - What? What? 8 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,892 Oh! Oh! 9 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,961 Where? 10 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:46,470 - Dr. Smith, this way! - Shh! Shh! 11 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:52,908 - I don't see anything. - The lights are set to turn on 25 seconds after the alarm. 12 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,954 Look. Look. 13 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:57,717 There it is, I think. 14 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,157 Where are those blasted lights? 15 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,786 [ Gasps ] 16 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:06,992 - Ah. I can get a good shot at it now. - No, Dr. Smith! Don't! 17 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,035 [ Will ] It's not an animal! 18 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,537 What? What? 19 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:18,133 [ Yelps ] 20 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,808 Dr. Smith, watch out! 21 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:27,250 [ Screeches ] Run! 22 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:33,550 He's there. He's there. 23 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,825 Keep away! 24 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:40,093 - Take it easy, son. We won't hurt you. - Keep away! 25 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:49,337 Careful. Careful. We're dealing with a savage. 26 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:51,400 We're willing to be friendly if you are. 27 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,173 - How 'bout it? - Keep away! 28 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:56,409 My name is John Robinson. I'm from a planet called Earth. This is-- 29 00:01:56,483 --> 00:02:00,180 I do not care who you are. You are enemies. 30 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:03,222 No, we're not. Unless you insist on it. 31 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,924 Why don't you put that spear away. We could talk. 32 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,930 Agreed. But if you plan treachery, take warning. I will kill. 33 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,403 And he means it too. I was very nearly run through by his spear. 34 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,405 I'm Will Robinson. 35 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,941 I am called Quano. 36 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:26,672 I am 12 years old. I am very brave and strong. 37 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:29,544 Would you like to fight and see who's the better man? 38 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:32,585 Fight? I'd rather be your friend. 39 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,951 You are afraid of me. You are a coward. 40 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:39,423 You'd better watch who you're calling names, 'cause if you're looking for a fight-- 41 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,586 Take it easy, Will. How did you learn our language? 44 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:51,166 I do not speak to weak and worthless girls. 45 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:53,728 Why you conceited, dirty-faced little boy! 46 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:55,740 You're nothing but a bully. 47 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:59,300 - A half-pint bully! - [ Maureen ] Penny! 48 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:03,440 Luckily you are female, or I would make you sorry for what you have said. 49 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,450 Hostile little ruffian. 50 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:09,181 Some discipline applied to the seat of your trousers is exactly what you need. 51 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:14,124 A hot bath and some good food is more to the point. Would you like something to eat? 52 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,958 I am not hungry. I will go now. 53 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,998 You're welcome to spend the night here. 54 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,158 I have a sleeping bag you can use. 55 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:23,168 I want nothing from any of you. 56 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:32,309 Well, primitive little brute. Thank goodness he didn't stay. 57 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,869 He would have murdered all of us in our beds. 58 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,508 Quano may not be as uncivilized as you think, Doctor. 59 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:40,109 Did you notice what he was wearing around his neck? 60 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,677 It looked like an ornament of some kind. 61 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:45,724 It was an extremely advanced communications system... 62 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:49,250 probably powerful enough to send and receive signals from another planet. 63 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:51,388 I wonder what he was doing here. 64 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:54,729 Judging from his attitude, I would say he was definitely up to no good. 65 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:59,329 I suggest we make sure the spaceship is well-secured before we retire for the night. 66 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,703 [ Judy ] I think he's right, Mother. Come on, Penny. 67 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:08,241 Dr. Smith, there's no reason to alarm the children. 68 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:10,976 Now, surely you're not worried about a 12-year-old boy. 69 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:14,178 My dear madam, when you're dealing with a dangerous creature... 70 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,188 age is of no consequence. 71 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:20,022 A one-year-old viper is just as formidable as a 12-year-old viper. 72 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,187 If you'll excuse me, I shall say good night and retire to my quarters... 73 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:27,165 where I shall certainly bolt my door. 74 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:45,784 [ Whirring ] 75 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,669 Thank you, darling. 76 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:16,539 A boy his age has no business wandering around in the wilderness at night. 77 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:19,271 I should've insisted that he stay here. 78 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:23,179 Maybe you'll get another chance to ask him. Quano is here. 79 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,183 Where? I don't see him. 80 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:28,379 He's been hiding behind those rocks over there for the last 30 minutes. 81 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:32,891 Oh, shame on you, John Robinson... 82 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:35,528 letting that boy stand there and watch us eat. 83 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,788 Why didn't you invite him to join us? 84 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:40,765 [ John ] Darling, you don't ask that young man to do anything. 85 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,028 He has to make the first move. 86 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:47,473 Well, if he won't, I will. 87 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:02,987 I know you're hiding back there, so you might just as well come out. 88 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,924 Won't you come to the table? Come on. I'd like to fix you some breakfast. 89 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:14,160 - I have eaten. - Are you sure? 90 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,224 My word is not to be questioned. 91 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,236 If I say it, then it is so. 92 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,373 Good morning, Quano. 93 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,544 Greetings. 94 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,648 What, may I ask, are you staring at? 95 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,455 I was wondering if you are a typical specimen of the Earth people. 96 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:45,463 Typical? I? Certainly not. 97 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,465 I have a great deal more intelligence. 98 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:50,593 Then you Earthlings indeed are a sorry lot. 99 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,661 Weak and full of vanity. 100 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:55,639 Now there's the best description of Smith I've ever heard. 101 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,642 Indeed. 102 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:02,543 I don't know how they raise children on your planet. 103 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:05,049 But on ours, we teach them respect and good manners. 104 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:08,814 Except for my father, I'm answerable to no one. 105 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:13,018 What about your mother? Doesn't she have a say in your upbringing? 106 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:15,287 She always bows to the wishes of my father. 107 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,852 Well, it sounds like a marvelous setup. 108 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:23,391 - Is your father with you? - No. He is the Ruler. He is too busy. 109 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,494 What does that mean, Quano? "He is the Ruler"? 110 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:28,699 In your world there are presidents, kings and dictators. 111 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,902 In mine there is only one-- The Ruler. 112 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:34,344 Are you telling us that... 113 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:38,577 your father is the leader of your planet? 114 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:41,484 My command will be law. 115 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,920 Well, what do you know. We're entertaining royalty. 116 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:47,426 Royal-- Your Highness! 117 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,829 Your Highness... 118 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:53,127 why didn't you tell us who-- who you were? 119 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,929 Please, sir, won't you sit down? 120 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,936 Is there anything I-- 121 00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:59,938 Is there anything I can do for you? 122 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,839 [ Quano ] At the moment, I am in need of nothing. 123 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:07,869 [ Dr. Smith ] Well, if you do require anything, Your Highness, please ask me for it. 124 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:11,383 Looks like Quano has added another abject subject to his kingdom. 125 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,384 Here are the vegetables you wanted, Mom. 126 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:15,386 Aw! 127 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:18,014 You do the work of women. You should be ashamed. 128 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,615 Thank you, dear. 129 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:25,987 If no one else needs me, I'm going hunting for rock specimens. 130 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,795 I, too, am going hunting. Shall we go together? 131 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:32,395 - Sure, why not. - I'm coming along too. 132 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:35,065 You will stay! You were not asked. 133 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,870 Let us go. 134 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,546 I won't be gone long. 135 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:45,917 Oh, why, that horrid little boy! 136 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,215 I don't think Quano would mind being called "horrid," 137 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:52,451 but I think he'd object most strenuously to being called a "little boy." 138 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,462 Ah! I, of course, am quite familiar with royalty... 139 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,762 but that dreadful little prince will bear watching. 140 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:05,895 However, have no fear, Smith is here. 141 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,338 Oh, thank you. 142 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:11,035 [ Yells ] 143 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,044 [ Grunts ] 144 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:23,413 I want some specimens from this formation. 145 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:26,356 But you have already collected a bagful of useless rocks. 146 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:28,552 They're not useless to me. 147 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,562 I am truly sorry for you. 148 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,463 Wasting your time in idle pursuits. It is unmanly. 149 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,693 Now let's not start that again. 150 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:39,966 But it is true. You are my age and still you act like a small boy. 151 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:43,099 What do you expect me to do, go around stickin' my chest out... 152 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,405 telling everybody what a tough guy I am? 153 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,572 You should build up your strength, test your courage. 154 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,139 I'll take brain over brawn any day. 155 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:55,017 You do not understand. You have been badly raised by your father. 156 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:58,545 Don't do that! And I haven't been badly raised. 157 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:01,923 Would you like to know what I'm doing on this planet? 158 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,326 I am being tested by my father. 159 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,457 - Tested for what? - For strength and courage. 160 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:10,593 I must prove that I am worthy of being the Ruler someday. 161 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,729 For a whole week, I have slept out in the open... 162 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:15,899 - lived on anything I could find. - Hey, that's really great. 163 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,967 It wasn't so much. The real test is coming. 164 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,639 Then my bravery shall really be proven. 165 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,016 - Forget about these old rocks. - Hey! 166 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:28,144 Come. I will show you what I'm going to do. 167 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,520 There is the cave. 168 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:41,327 This is your weapon. We shall go inside. 169 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,301 Okay. So what are we gonna find in there? 170 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,804 You will see. 171 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,208 Why are you waiting? Come on. 172 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,109 Um, not until you tell me what's in there. 173 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,113 You are afraid. 174 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,048 No, I'm not. I'd just like to know what I'm getting into. 175 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,244 Suspected from the first that you are a coward. 176 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,846 Go back where you belong, little Earth boy-- back to your rocks and vegetables. 177 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,619 Wait. I'm going with you. 178 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:18,936 Well, come on, then. Or do you want to think about it some more? 179 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:24,538 Well, okay, so we're in the cave. Now what? 180 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,511 We prove our courage in the face of danger. 181 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,514 Hey-o! 182 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,382 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 183 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:38,719 - There is still time to leave if you wish. - If you stay, I stay. 184 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:39,992 [ Loud Tapping ] 185 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,857 [ Loud Tapping ] 186 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,487 It's coming! 187 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,639 Perhaps we should test our courage another time. 188 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,302 You know somethin'? That's a good idea. 189 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,847 Only one of us can make it. I said go! 190 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:10,984 Quano. Quano! 191 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:14,287 Quano! Quano! 192 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,195 Get back. 193 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:28,069 Quano, are you all right? 194 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:33,868 Then I am free to say what a fool you are. 195 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:36,608 What possessed you to confront such a formidable beast... 196 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,877 armed with such a primitive weapon? 197 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,385 I wished to prove my courage to the Earth boy. 198 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:45,685 - Instead, you proved your stupidity. - I'm exceedingly sorry, Father. 199 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,692 You did well, Earth boy. 200 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,285 Thank you, sir. 201 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,728 You showed great courage. 202 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,323 The truth is I was too scared to run. 203 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:58,199 Even the bravest man experiences fear. 204 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,500 You will grow well, big and strong. 205 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:04,839 It will not do him any good. He allows himself to do the work of women. 206 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:08,073 And he does not truly have courage. He was trapped by the animal. 207 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:11,014 Even the most timid creature will fight if there is no escape. 208 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,074 That's not true. I'm as brave as you are. 209 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,586 You are weak and soft, like all boys of your planet. 210 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:18,384 Maybe you'd like to find out how weak and soft I am. 211 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,584 - Nothing would please me more. - Enough! 212 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:23,287 If you have differences, they will be settled later. 213 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,489 Return to your family. They will be concerned. 214 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,623 You're welcome to come to our campsite, sir. 215 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,134 - Perhaps later. - Good-bye, sir. 216 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,838 I only came here because I remember... 217 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,670 that you killed such a beast when you were my age. 218 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:39,302 All right. You are forgiven. 219 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:43,644 You have misjudged the Earth boy, Father. I am far superior to him in all ways. 220 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,516 Do not be so sure. He might prove a very worthy opponent. 221 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:52,250 Then I shall challenge him. And you will see for yourself who is the better man. 222 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,103 [ Snores ] 223 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,149 Ah. How are we coming along? 224 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:21,152 Task will be completed at 1400 hours. 225 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:25,782 Splendid. What other work do I have on my schedule for today? 226 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,827 Correction. In reference to work... 227 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:32,227 you should have referred to me instead of yourself. 228 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,961 Should I indeed? If you have a complaint to register... 229 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,526 I refer you to the complaint department. 230 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,835 - It does not compute. - Never mind. 231 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,841 What else do we have to do? 232 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,810 - We? - Yes, we. 233 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,575 [ Laughing ] 234 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:55,842 Are you laughing at me, you bubble-headed booby? 235 00:15:55,921 --> 00:16:00,017 You heard only my computers being cleared. I do not laugh. 236 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:03,619 That's what you say. Now get on with our work. 237 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:07,564 Yes, our work. [ Laughing ] 238 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,727 [ Chuckling ] 239 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,569 One of these days, you'll go too far, you cackling computer! 240 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,631 [ Gasps ] 241 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:20,935 Your Highness! 242 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,206 How good to see you again. 243 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:30,085 And you, sir, must be the proud father of this bright young man. 244 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,783 Oh, Your Majesty. 245 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:36,692 May I introduce myself. I am Dr. Zachary Smith. 246 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,465 - [ Bones Crunching ] - [ Groans ] 247 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,603 [ Yelps ] 248 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,037 For a man, your grip is weak. 249 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,302 You should exercise. 250 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,367 There is fat around your middle. 251 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,469 [ Yelps ] 252 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,515 [ Coughs ] I-- [ Chuckles ] 253 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,517 I am a bit out of condition. 254 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,986 You see, I haven't been well. I have a very delicate back. 255 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,751 Exercise is a good cure for many ills. 256 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,792 Not for me it isn't. 257 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,658 The truth is, Your Majesty, it's this planet. 258 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:13,562 I have simply never been able to acclimatize myself to it. 259 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,157 Now if only I could go back to my own world-- 260 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:20,103 Another time, Dr. Smith. I wish to talk to the father of the boy they call Will. 261 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:23,972 Oh, yes. Professor Robinson. He's about somewhere. 262 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,238 Now what were we discussing? Oh, yes. 263 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,677 How much I'd like to return to the planet Earth. 264 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,648 Oh, Your Majesty, I hate to ask a favor 265 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,242 on such short acquaintance but-- 266 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,651 Is something wrong, sir? 267 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,815 Your chattering grates on my nerves. 268 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,156 My father likes men who are strong and silent. 269 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:47,392 It would seem that Dr. Smith has none of these admirable qualities. 270 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,902 Let us find Professor Robinson. 271 00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:54,928 Yes, Your Majesty. This way, please. 272 00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:04,674 This way. This way, Your Majesty, Your Highness. 273 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:08,245 Now, then, if you don't mind-- 274 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:12,950 Would you wait right here for one moment, gentlemen? 275 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,652 Professor Robinson. 276 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:20,220 Professor Robinson! 277 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:23,393 There is someone here who wishes to see you. 278 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:34,139 Maureen, I think you and Don better come up here. 279 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,580 I don't suppose you know very much about the planet Earth, Your Majesty. 280 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:41,517 Oh, it's a delightful place. Why, even a simple thing like breathing in the air... 281 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:45,785 makes one glow with good health and strength. 282 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,793 My father does not wish to speak to you now. 283 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,655 Oh. 284 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:14,582 I am known as the Ruler. I welcome this meeting. 285 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,622 It's a pleasure to meet you. 286 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:40,478 Good. We know each other better now. 287 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,241 Is there anything we can do for you? 288 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:46,273 A strong handshake. A direct question. I like that. 289 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,478 Are you here to take Quano back to your planet? 290 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:53,321 Soon. He has acquitted himself well here. I have met your son. 291 00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:56,623 - He, too, has much in his favor. - But I can beat him. 292 00:19:56,695 --> 00:20:01,291 When you prove your superiority, you may brag and not before. 293 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,233 In his eagerness for the challenge, my son speaks rashly. 294 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,965 What sort of a challenge? 295 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,600 This does not concern you, woman. It is a matter for men to decide. 296 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:14,942 I don't know about your world, but in ours, women are treated as the equals of men. 297 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:18,278 [ Laughs ] What a foolish arrangement. 298 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,148 Well, I don't see anything foolish about it. 299 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,348 Women the equal of men? In what way? 300 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,857 Are they stronger than men? Do they have more intelligence? 301 00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:29,359 Do they make laws or fight wars? 302 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:33,364 [ Chuckles ] This will be an excellent story to tell when I return home. 303 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,957 I can hear the boys at the club laughing already. 304 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:39,595 My son wishes to meet yours in a series of contests. 305 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:43,163 A meeting in which they pit their skills and strength against one another. 306 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,211 There is nothing to worry about. There will be no physical danger. 307 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,041 What is the nature of these contests? 308 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:52,641 We use these tests on my planet to determine who is a master and who is a slave. 309 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,186 No! I won't permit it. 310 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,222 Your opinion is not required! 311 00:20:57,289 --> 00:21:00,588 I don't care. Will doesn't have to prove himself to anybody. 312 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,650 Maureen. 313 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,628 - Was this your idea? - No, my son's. But I heartily approve. 314 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:10,463 It's fine for the winner, Your Majesty... 315 00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:12,969 but it might be drastic for the loser... 316 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,972 and his parents. 317 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,500 I am not interested in anyone's opinion other than Mr. Robinson. 318 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,411 - It is he who will decide. - Well, the answer's no. 319 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,415 You have good reasons? 320 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:27,884 As my wife just said, Will doesn't have to prove himself to anyone. 321 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,354 When the situation arises, he'll know what to do. 322 00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,688 Like father, like son. Both are cowards. 323 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,955 You take that back! 324 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,997 - Will! - You've been asking for this! 325 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,123 Will! Will! 326 00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:43,667 Let me loose, Dad! 327 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:45,930 I accept the challenge. I accept! 328 00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:48,768 Now what do you say, Mr. Robinson? 329 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,172 I'd say that your son's challenge has been accepted. 330 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:14,226 John, I still don't see why you can't call this whole thing off. 331 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,233 What possible excuse could I give? 332 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,826 It's very simple. Just tell him that you've changed your mind. 333 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:20,701 What about Will? 334 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:23,434 He'd be disappointed, but he'd get over it. 335 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,033 Yes, I suppose so. 336 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,705 Oh, good. Then it's all settled. 337 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,010 Tomorrow you'll go to the aliens and tell them. 338 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,382 Maureen, I'd like to do what you want, but I can't. 339 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:38,048 There's more to it than Will's being disappointed. 340 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,114 There's a question of his pride. 341 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,787 If I call off that contest, he'll think I don't have any confidence in him. 342 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:48,595 - Is that your only reason? - No, it isn't. I want him to meet that boy. 343 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,931 I don't care if he wins or loses. He's gotta have that opportunity. 344 00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:54,130 I think you're almost glad that Will is going to meet Quano. 345 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,333 - In a way, I am. - Oh, John, that's-- 346 00:22:56,408 --> 00:23:00,538 Maureen, look. I don't care how primitive or civilized a man is... 347 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,978 he welcomes a challenge. 348 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,915 Why, it's part of his nature to test his intelligence and skill... 349 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:08,111 as well as his strength. 350 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:13,715 And without these things, we'd be living in caves, eating out of stone bowls. 351 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,625 That sounds like quite a lecture we just missed, Professor. 352 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:20,324 It couldn't be you want Will to go ahead with the contests. 353 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,333 You have an answer to that, Mrs. Robinson? 354 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,904 Well... 355 00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:30,774 we can't go back to the Stone Age, can we? 356 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:41,179 Mother, what does the Stone Age have to do with it? 357 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,346 Well, I don't really know, dear... 358 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,823 but it all seems quite clear when your father explains it. 359 00:23:57,335 --> 00:23:59,326 [ Robot Whirring ] 360 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,173 Turn on your long-range audio detectors. 361 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:06,608 I want to hear what they're saying. 362 00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:08,669 - Such procedure-- - Shh! 363 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,418 [ Whispering ] Is unethical. 364 00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:15,953 What? Shh! 365 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:20,019 Repeat. Is unethical. 366 00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:22,559 Their conversation may be highly personal. 367 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:26,188 I am not interested in your misguided moral principles. 368 00:24:26,264 --> 00:24:28,459 All is fair in love and war. 369 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:31,331 Love? That does not compute. 370 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:33,371 It never has. 371 00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:36,100 Well, you laggard, you're wasting time! 372 00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:38,108 Bzzzz! 373 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:42,374 - I cannot clear the frequency length. - Try! 374 00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:44,381 Bzzzz! 375 00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:46,440 [ Ruler ] This time you must win. 376 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:48,452 [ Quano ] Don't worry, sir. I will. 377 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,920 [ Ruler ] That is what you told me on your last challenge. 378 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,924 If you are defeated, you know what will happen. 379 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,654 I will have to destroy the victor and all witnesses. 380 00:24:56,728 --> 00:25:00,630 It is our law. No one must be superior to you. 381 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:04,533 - All... witnesses? - [ Quano ] I know, Father. 382 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:06,798 [ Ruler ] The boy, Will, is young and strong. 383 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:09,674 It would be a pity to end his life. You must win. 384 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:14,608 [ Robot ] I do not wish to continue. I was not designed to eavesdrop. 385 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:19,548 Who cares about your design, sir? We cannot let Will win. 386 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,552 The Ruler will destroy all of us. 387 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,451 But what course of action is left? 388 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:27,185 You just leave that to me. Come along. We'll go back to the camp. 389 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:30,591 [ Yelps ] 390 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:32,823 What are you doing here? 391 00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:35,492 Just, uh... 392 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:39,469 out for a little stroll, Your Majesty, for a bit of fresh air. 393 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,564 You lie. You were spying. What did you hear? 394 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,472 Nothing. Nothing. 395 00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:47,937 [ Gasps ] 396 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,947 Hardly anything. 397 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:53,109 Whatever you heard, you will keep your silence. 398 00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:56,153 If you tell the others anything, you will be destroyed. 399 00:25:56,221 --> 00:26:00,282 No matter what happens, the contest must be fair and open. 400 00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:03,452 - Is that understood? - Of course. 401 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:08,295 Fair and open. What other way would anyone want it? 402 00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:09,534 Your Majesty. 403 00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:10,296 Your Majesty. 404 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:16,540 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 405 00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:19,702 Put a bit more snap in there, William. 406 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,482 Good. 407 00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:33,656 - How was the time on that? - 32.06713 seconds. 408 00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:35,989 Splendid. Use this for a moment, my boy. 409 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:39,155 - Then take a few more laps. - I'll have to rest a while, Dr. Smith. 410 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:42,256 Nonsense. How do you expect to get into shape if you don't work out? 411 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:46,202 You've got to harden those leg muscles and build up your wind. 412 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:50,367 Excessive exercise is not beneficial for an athlete. 413 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,942 When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it. 414 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:56,207 Our boy will lose this fight in the gym. 415 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:59,011 Oh, spare me your ridiculous jargon. 416 00:26:59,084 --> 00:27:01,314 And since when did he become our boy? 417 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:04,082 He's my boy! I'm his sole trainer and manager. 418 00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:08,023 And I'll thank you to restrict your activities to tending that stopwatch. 419 00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:10,584 - How's it going? - My boy's doing very well. 420 00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:12,687 He's in the peak of condition. 421 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:15,358 - Here, I'll run those laps for you now, Dr. Smith. - Good, good! 422 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:19,597 Will, wait a minute. Hold it. How long have you been exercising? 423 00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:23,402 Since 0800 hours. 424 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,035 You've been exercising that boy for three hours? 425 00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:28,136 Dr. Smith said it'd be good for me. 426 00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:30,681 I'll bet he did. Go take a shower, Will. 427 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:33,183 Sure, Don. 428 00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:35,481 Get some rest, huh? 429 00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:48,031 You've tried some pretty underhanded things in your life, but this one tops them all. 430 00:27:48,099 --> 00:27:51,557 - I have no idea what you're referring to. - Don't give me that innocent act! 431 00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:54,469 You're trying to wear Will out, so Quano will beat him. 432 00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:58,441 That's absolutely ridiculous, Major. My loyalties are not to be questioned. 433 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,876 The only loyalty you've got, Smith, is to yourself. 434 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:04,506 Nothing would please me more than to have our Will emerge victorious. 435 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:07,676 On the other hand, if he were to be defeated... 436 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:09,686 no great harm will have been done. 437 00:28:09,754 --> 00:28:13,019 Except to Will. 438 00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:15,025 You've got an angle here, Smith. 439 00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:18,392 - What is it? - Angle? What angle? 440 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:20,431 You're hiding something. Let's have it. 441 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,734 It's nothing. Nothing at all. 442 00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:26,270 It's just that I'm not too concerned about Will losing. 443 00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:29,738 After all, a return to Earth with the grateful Ruler... 444 00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:32,971 would do much to cure the boy's injured spirit. 445 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:37,481 "Return to Earth." I've heard that tired old song before. 446 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,313 And the music is still just as sweet. 447 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,548 You may be content with your lot on this dreary, desolate planet... 448 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:45,919 but I yearn for the green hills of home. 449 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:49,426 - You're really consistent, Smith, you know that? - In what way? 450 00:28:49,494 --> 00:28:52,793 Winning or losing doesn't matter to you... 451 00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,992 just as long as you can cheat at the game. 452 00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:05,400 You tin-plated traitor! 453 00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:13,641 [ Judy ] We thought you'd like a coffee break. 454 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:15,686 You've been at that for hours. 455 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,915 Well, thank you. 456 00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:20,287 Ah, great. Just what we needed. 457 00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:22,292 Like the Ruler said... 458 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,091 men are stronger and smarter, but women make the best coffee. 459 00:29:26,164 --> 00:29:29,622 - Well, that depends on the woman. - Ah, and the coffee. 460 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:32,226 It's nice to know we're capable of doing something. 461 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:35,170 Can you imagine Quano believing that girls are worthless? 462 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,937 I have a strong feeling he'll change his opinion when he grows up. 463 00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:40,944 [ Quano ] I like them now. 464 00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:43,674 But it is not manly to pay too much attention to them. 465 00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:47,176 - May I enter? - Why, of course. 466 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,791 Is there something we can do for you, Quano? 467 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:01,090 I bring you greetings from my father. 468 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,964 As his spokesman, I also have a message for you. 469 00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:06,401 My father wishes to inform you... 470 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:09,599 that he has prepared an area suitable for the challenge. 471 00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:14,202 The ground is good and firm and offers a good footing. 472 00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:18,215 If acceptable, the contest will begin at the hour of 10:00 tomorrow. 473 00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:21,878 Failure of your son, or his substitute, to appear... 474 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:26,652 will be considered an act of cowardice and a penalty enacted against you. 475 00:30:28,059 --> 00:30:29,993 What sort of a penalty? 476 00:30:30,061 --> 00:30:32,928 That would be for my father to decide. 477 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:35,363 John, there was nothing said about a penalty before. 478 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,697 And what does he mean by substitute? 479 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:40,636 These are the rules which govern the challenge. 480 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:43,572 You tell your father we'll be there. 481 00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:47,577 I shall return and take you to the athletic field tomorrow. 482 00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:52,681 I didn't like him before, and I think he's even more icky now. 483 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,651 Don't be too hard on Quano, Penny. 484 00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:00,214 Beneath that tough, militant exterior is a 12-year-old boy. 485 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:05,285 That may be true, Don, but you'd have to dig pretty deep to find him. 486 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:13,436 Well, where is he? You said he would come back this way. 487 00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:18,874 My deductions place the chances at 90 to one in our favor. The odds are very good. 488 00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:22,174 Obviously you've miscalculated... again. 489 00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:25,739 There is always a margin of error, even in a machine. 490 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:29,253 Only Dr. Zachary Smith is perfect. 491 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,380 I am indeed, and don't you forget about it. 492 00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:35,017 [ Clearing Throat ] 493 00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:39,755 Are you sure you're not laughing at me? 494 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:43,358 Reporting. Alien boy approaching. Alien boy-- 495 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:47,928 I heard you the first time. Now stop chattering and give your computers a rest. 496 00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:51,168 Your Highne-- 497 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:59,046 That bubble-brain is getting completely out of hand! 498 00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:03,946 - [ Gasps ] - If you move, I will fire. 499 00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:07,423 Your Highness, i-it's me, Dr. Smith, your friend. 500 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:11,326 I know who you are. As for being my friend, that is doubtful. 501 00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:13,231 You may lower your hands. 502 00:32:13,398 --> 00:32:18,097 Thank you, Your Highness. It was a very uncomfortable position. 503 00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:21,696 Well, I must say you're looking fit. 504 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:25,766 - In good physical condition for the challenge, I hope? - I shall win. 505 00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:28,607 I have no doubt about that at all. 506 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,342 But there is always the possibility, slight though it may be... 507 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:33,407 that something may go wrong. 508 00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:37,978 A little... help might be of great benefit. 509 00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:41,822 My father says a man who does not speak with directness is not to be trusted. 510 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:45,420 Perhaps I was a trifle subtle, so I'll get right to the point. 511 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:48,329 I can help you beat Will Robinson. 512 00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:51,368 You can? How, may I ask? 513 00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:55,873 There are more ways than one of skinning a cat, as they say. 514 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:58,431 I happen to enjoy the confidence of your opponent. 515 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:01,637 A bit of wrong advice at the crucial moment... 516 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:04,204 and you win. 517 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:06,750 And what would you want in return for this betrayal? 518 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:10,720 Almost nothing. All I ask is that your father... 519 00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:12,847 make provisions to take me back to Earth. 520 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:17,256 Well, Your Highness, what do you say? 521 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,296 You are very lucky, Dr. Smith. 522 00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:22,765 Had you made your offer to my father, he might have done you harm in his anger. 523 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,325 He is a man of honor. 524 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:29,271 And it seems that his son is a chip off the old block. [ Chuckles ] 525 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:34,676 For your sake, I will say nothing about this. But do not speak to me again. 526 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:36,714 I dislike traitors. 527 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:39,511 Your Highness. Your Highness. 528 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,614 Indeed. 529 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:49,421 The first time I set eyes on that boy, I knew he was a savage. 530 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:53,954 Statement: If my programming is correct, he is much to be admired. 531 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,023 He has principles. 532 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:59,160 And I have not? Is that what you're implying? 533 00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:01,603 - Do you insist on an answer? - At once! 534 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:04,732 And you will not remove my power pack if I speak the truth? 535 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:07,607 - Just answer the question. - Then I choose silence. 536 00:34:07,678 --> 00:34:09,612 Oh, you do, do you? 537 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,841 Bzzzz! 538 00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:20,723 You evasive coward. 539 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:24,888 You deliberately blew out your voltage regulators. 540 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:40,039 John, is it necessary to go armed? 541 00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:42,238 Oh, it's not necessary. 542 00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:44,247 - I just got used to wearing them. - Oh. 543 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:47,648 And a very wise precaution too. Our past experiences with aliens... 544 00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:50,915 have proved that they are not to be trusted. 545 00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:55,687 Well. And how does our young athlete feel this morning? 546 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,887 My stomach's doing flip-flops. 547 00:34:57,962 --> 00:35:02,456 Have no fear, my boy. I have my medical kit with me just in case. 548 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,592 - Thanks. - If it's any consolation, Will... 549 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:07,160 Quano is probably just as nervous. 550 00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:11,641 Here he comes now. He sure looks relaxed to me. 551 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:13,836 - [ Quano ] Greetings. - Good morning, Quano. 552 00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:16,402 - Greetings to all of you. - Your Highness. 553 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:18,449 - Are you ready? - We're all set. 554 00:35:18,516 --> 00:35:20,177 Then let us go. 555 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,685 - I'm coming too. - You will stay here! 556 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:26,154 Females are not allowed at a challenge. It is only for men. 557 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:30,160 Oh, please, Dad, can't I go along? I promise I won't be any trouble. 558 00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:33,459 Penny, I think it's best that you remain behind with your mother. 559 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:36,659 Remain? You mean I'm not allowed to go either? 560 00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:38,793 This time we'll play it by their rules, darling. 561 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,930 I hope-- I hope Will pins your ears back. 562 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:54,281 Oh, my pulse is racing. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 563 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,621 Wait for me! Wait for me! 564 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,092 That way. 565 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:07,195 [ Panting ] Your Highness, how much farther? 566 00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:09,859 I asked you not to speak to me. 567 00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:11,993 A little farther, Mr. Robinson. 568 00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:16,436 Oh, the pain. The pain. 569 00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:28,412 The end is near. I know it. 570 00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:30,351 Oh, dear. 571 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:42,298 Welcome, gentlemen. 572 00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:44,698 You come bearing weapons. Are you afraid? 573 00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:47,499 Not at all. Just careful. 574 00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:49,972 That's not exactly a toothpick you're carrying. 575 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:57,003 It has been many thousands of years since any of my people used so primitive a weapon. 576 00:36:57,081 --> 00:37:00,346 Its only purpose is to signal the beginning of the challenge. 577 00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:02,852 - Are you ready, Will Robinson? - Yes, sir. 578 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,185 - And you, my son? - I am ready, sir. 579 00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:08,487 Let the challenge begin. 580 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:20,204 When I give the signal, raise the rod above your head. 581 00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:23,206 Remember, Will Robinson, to maintain a firm grip with both hands. 582 00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:26,141 - Yes, sir. - [ Ruler ] If you release the rod at any time... 583 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:28,144 you will be declared the loser. 584 00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:38,980 In a moment, we shall see which of our sons is the stronger. 585 00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:41,354 - How are you going to prove that? - You shall see. 586 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,655 Raise the rod! 587 00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:45,997 [ Whirring ] 588 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,191 [ Whirring ] 589 00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:59,170 Look at the rod. 590 00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:11,910 The actual strength of the two boys is meeting in the rod. 591 00:38:42,953 --> 00:38:44,887 You all right? 592 00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:49,414 - I have beaten you. - Boy, you sure did. 593 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:52,553 All I did was hold onto that thing, and now I feel tired. 594 00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:54,461 You did well, my son. 595 00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:57,399 That's all right, Will. 596 00:38:57,468 --> 00:39:00,301 Losing one contest doesn't mean anything. 597 00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:02,931 You don't have to sound so pleased about it, Smith. 598 00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:08,911 The next challenge is a test of fear. Are you ready, Will Robinson? 599 00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:10,913 I guess so. 600 00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:12,949 Let us proceed. 601 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,893 You will wear this, Will Robinson. 602 00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:32,424 - What's going to happen now? - As you know, no man is without fear. 603 00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:34,767 This machine will gauge its degree. 604 00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:39,276 - How does it work? - By creating an illusion of great danger in the boy's mind. 605 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:43,439 How he reacts will register electronically on this gauge. 606 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,952 - [ Machine Clicks ] - [ Whirring ] 607 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:38,133 How's the score stand now, Dr. Smith? 608 00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:42,002 - You and Quano are tied. - Ah, then I didn't do so bad after all. 609 00:40:42,072 --> 00:40:44,666 That would depend on how you look at it. 610 00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:47,472 There's one contest left. I can still win. 611 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:50,673 You misunderstand me, my boy. 612 00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:53,273 In my opinion, you've performed too well. 613 00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,284 - What? - However, there's still hope. 614 00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:57,286 You can still lose the last challenge. 615 00:40:57,354 --> 00:41:01,051 - You want me to lose? - To be perfectly honest, yes. 616 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,218 You've already covered yourself with glory, Will. 617 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:06,889 There's nothing further to be proved by defeating Quano. 618 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:09,228 lf, on the other hand, he should win... 619 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:13,430 we might be able to talk his father into taking us back to Earth. 620 00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:16,371 In other words, you think I should throw the contest? 621 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,000 Shh! 622 00:41:19,076 --> 00:41:22,273 Crudely but accurately put. 623 00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:24,610 Well, what do you say? 624 00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:27,776 I don't think you understand, Dr. Smith. 625 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:30,548 I'm not just trying to beat Quano for myself. 626 00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,782 It's like I was representing every boy from Earth... 627 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:34,791 against every boy from another planet. 628 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:36,952 You're a very noble young man, William. 629 00:41:37,027 --> 00:41:40,622 Sometimes I wish you were a little less honest. Life would be a great deal easier. 630 00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:42,495 [ John ] Will? 631 00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:48,501 - The 10-minute rest period's up. - I'm ready to go when they are, Dad. 632 00:41:48,572 --> 00:41:51,439 The Ruler and Quano seem to be having some kind of a disagreement. 633 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,171 - [ No Audible Dialogue ] - [ John ] I wonder what that's all about. 634 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:57,681 - I can beat him. I know I can. - The boy is a worthy opponent. 635 00:41:57,748 --> 00:42:00,911 But I am better! Give me this last chance to prove it to you. 636 00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:03,146 I will not risk your defeat. 637 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:05,313 I will inform the Earth people. 638 00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:08,948 Father. 639 00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:11,358 - Please. - It will be as I say. 640 00:42:11,428 --> 00:42:14,522 - You do not believe that I can defeat him. - That is enough. 641 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,439 - Mr. Robinson. - Yes? 642 00:42:23,507 --> 00:42:25,975 The challenge will continue, but without my son. 643 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,136 But how? 644 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:31,909 I will act for Quano. You may act for your son. 645 00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:33,950 It is one of the laws of the challenge. 646 00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:37,385 If a contestant wishes to withdraw, he may appoint a substitute. 647 00:42:37,454 --> 00:42:39,115 What if I refuse? 648 00:42:39,189 --> 00:42:41,987 Then your son will know you're afraid to face me. 649 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:45,460 - I'll act as a substitute. - We are ill-matched. 650 00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:47,724 Let John Robinson make his own decision. 651 00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:50,028 How do you want to settle this? 652 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:53,501 We could test ourselves in a duel with the Volta Blades. 653 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,301 The Volta Blades? 654 00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:07,483 I understand. 655 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:20,823 Watch yourself. Those blades must be carrying at least 50,000 volts. 656 00:43:20,898 --> 00:43:22,559 I am ready. 657 00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:24,658 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 658 00:43:58,168 --> 00:44:00,602 [ Gasping ] 659 00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:02,764 [ Metal Clanging ] 660 00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:08,844 Ah! 661 00:45:21,018 --> 00:45:22,952 The contest is over. 662 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,664 You fight well. 663 00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:41,166 Thank you. But don't ask me to do it again. 664 00:45:45,843 --> 00:45:48,971 How do you feel, champ? 665 00:45:49,046 --> 00:45:50,980 Every muscle in my body's aching. 666 00:46:02,726 --> 00:46:04,660 [ Ruler ] Where's Quano? 667 00:46:04,728 --> 00:46:06,662 He left in the middle of the match, sir. 668 00:46:06,730 --> 00:46:09,858 He was real hurt because you didn't let him continue the challenge. 669 00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:14,434 In my desire to protect him, I made a mistake. 670 00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:16,530 I should have let him continue the contest. 671 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:19,940 Quano took the spear. The one that you threw at the target, Mr. Ruler. 672 00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:23,002 - What would he want with so primitive a weapon? - [ Will ] The cave! 673 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,139 He's going to the cave to fight the monster! 674 00:46:25,215 --> 00:46:27,683 Quano would not be so foolish after I warned him. 675 00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:31,778 Can you think of a better way for a boy whose pride is hurt to prove himself to his father? 676 00:46:35,859 --> 00:46:38,157 - Will, my gun. - Here, Dad. 677 00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:47,966 I am Quano, the son of a brave and mighty Ruler. 678 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,738 [ Hissing ] 679 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,411 I, too, have great courage. 680 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:05,046 Come forth and I shall prove it. 681 00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,537 Don't shoot. 682 00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:33,609 It was wrong of me to stop the contest, my son. Forgive me. 683 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:35,845 I was afraid you would be beaten. 684 00:47:35,919 --> 00:47:37,853 It was I who lacked courage. 685 00:47:37,921 --> 00:47:40,116 There is no disgrace in defeat. 686 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:43,956 A man does the best he can. Nothing more can be asked of him. 687 00:47:44,027 --> 00:47:45,961 Shall we fight the monster together, Father? 688 00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:48,725 I will be honored, my son. 689 00:47:51,401 --> 00:47:54,564 I think Quano and his father will have a lot to say to each other. 690 00:47:54,638 --> 00:47:57,198 They'll want to say it alone. Let's go. 691 00:48:07,351 --> 00:48:09,444 There! 692 00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:12,317 Mm. Mm-hmm. 693 00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:15,153 Mm-- Ah! I beg your pardon. 694 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:17,819 Well, Penny, what do you think of it? 695 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,159 Well, I don't know much about painting, Dr. Smith. 696 00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:23,825 Even a rank amateur should be able to recognize my talent as an artist. 697 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:28,702 It burns through the canvas like a beacon, lighting up the depths of darkness. 698 00:48:28,772 --> 00:48:30,933 Well, I guess it does, if you say so. 699 00:48:31,008 --> 00:48:36,002 When we return to Earth I shall place my genius on display for all to see. 700 00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:37,842 I would like to express an opinion. 701 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,815 You have my permission. 702 00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:42,181 [ Gags ] 703 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,652 If you have a comment to make, make it. 704 00:48:44,721 --> 00:48:47,281 I already have. 705 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:51,694 How dare you! 706 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:54,731 What does an insensitive brute like you know about art? 707 00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:57,232 You, who have never touched brush to canvas? 708 00:48:57,301 --> 00:49:00,134 Away, you cackling clod, and leave me to my work! 709 00:49:00,203 --> 00:49:02,967 My day of retribution will surely come. 710 00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:10,570 Do you see what I see? 711 00:49:11,848 --> 00:49:14,078 - Well, I think I do. - Whew, that's good... 712 00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:17,245 because I was beginning to think something was wrong with my eyes. 713 00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:19,585 Have your fun, Major. 714 00:49:19,656 --> 00:49:22,887 Just remember they also laughed at Gauguin and Matisse. 715 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,928 Uh, pardon me. 716 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,734 What's it supposed to be? 717 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,895 You probably will not understand it... 718 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,872 but it represents the inner feelings of the sensitive man in space. 719 00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:38,874 Notice the blending of the light. 720 00:49:38,942 --> 00:49:41,172 [ Robot ] Warning! Warning! Dangerous storm approaching! 721 00:49:41,244 --> 00:49:43,769 Advisable refuge be taken immediately! 722 00:49:43,847 --> 00:49:46,008 - Let's get inside! - What about our equipment outside? 723 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,244 No time. Inside! 724 00:49:53,190 --> 00:49:55,124 [ Gasps ] Dr. Smith! 725 00:49:56,526 --> 00:49:58,960 - Dr. Smith! - [ Screams ] 726 00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:02,521 - My masterpiece! - Let it go! 727 00:50:09,973 --> 00:50:11,907 - Come on! - I want my painting! 728 00:50:11,975 --> 00:50:13,408 Don't be a fool. 729 00:50:13,477 --> 00:50:15,206 - [ Creaking ] - The tank! 730 00:50:16,613 --> 00:50:18,410 [ Yelling ] 731 00:50:20,717 --> 00:50:23,049 [ Tank Crashing ]