1 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,472 So you're telling me... 2 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,850 That my dickhead twin showed up on earth, 3 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,685 assumed my identity, 4 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:21,438 and then wreaked all sorts of havoc on my life. 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,190 That about covers it. Yes. 6 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,567 Great. Great. 7 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,128 And you came down here to tell me this why? 8 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,445 Just to torture me? 9 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:31,240 I suppose this is the appropriate place for it. 10 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,199 Yeah. 11 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,326 Is there somewhere else that we can talk? 12 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,746 I don't like having private conversations in the hallways, 13 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,469 and Kenneth doesn't mind. Do you, Kenneth? 14 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:40,499 It's not funny. 15 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,084 - It's not funny. - No. 16 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,919 No, it certainly isn't. 17 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,880 My slopey-shouldered brother is pulling a prank, 18 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,675 hardly worthy of saved by the bell, in order to humiliate me. 19 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:50,926 This isn't about you, luci. 20 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,804 - Michael's threatened Charlie's safety. - Oh, please. 21 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,349 Michael needles people's fears. It's what he does. 22 00:00:57,474 --> 00:01:00,352 But we also know he's all bark and no bite. 23 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,979 Don't you remember growing up? 24 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,314 He'd get under your skin with one of his schemes, 25 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,042 then you'd give him one of your atomic wedgies, 26 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:06,942 and that would be that. 27 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,905 I don't think a wedgie is gonna do it this time. 28 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:13,240 Things have changed up in heaven. 29 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,410 Last time I was there, 30 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:20,289 Michael had managed to seat himself at father's right hand. 31 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:25,043 - So... dad's talking to him? - No. 32 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:28,005 No, he's talking to father. But he's the only one. 33 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,216 Nobody else in the silver city has a line to him. Nobody. 34 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,594 - And Michael has seen to it. - Michael? 35 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,639 Weaselly, cowardly, Michael. 36 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,725 Now suddenly the power behind the throne. 37 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,935 Without being able to speak to father, who knows. 38 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,313 But he's stronger than you think, luci. 39 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,942 Michael's become untouchable in the silver city. 40 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:53,614 Well, he's not in the silver city now, is he? 41 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,158 So excuse me while I go touch him. 42 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,829 I can see how that's a poor choice of words. 43 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,666 Just... hold the fort while I'm gone. 44 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:07,961 Hold the... 45 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,045 What? 46 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:21,224 Should we... get back to work, or... 47 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,615 Make it quick 'cause I'm on another mission 48 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:42,120 Burnt coffee and body odor have never smelled so good. 49 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:50,962 Are you ready 50 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:53,090 are you ready for this 51 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,173 hello, detective. 52 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,842 No, no. 53 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:56,843 Get the hell outta here. 54 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,346 - Detective, I can explain. - No, I don't want to hear it. 55 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,058 If you didn't understand the first four times I shot you, 56 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,727 I will gladly shoot you again, Michael. 57 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,480 It's me. It's Lucifer. 58 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,403 Do you really expect me to fall for that again? 59 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:15,696 Look at the hair, or, uh, the perfectly arranged pocket square. 60 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:18,031 Could Michael pull this off? I don't think so. 61 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,743 Cacuzza, come here. Come here. 62 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,554 - Oh, it's good to see you again. - {933931 63 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,746 tell me... 64 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,749 What is it you desire? 65 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:33,755 I wanna figure out how to disable the cameras in evidence, 66 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,090 so I can nap in there. 67 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,842 Oh, naughty you. 68 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,510 Thank you. 69 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,846 Now I know my brother can't do that. 70 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,557 It's really you. 71 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,104 - How? - It's a funny story actually. 72 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,481 So there I was in hell... 73 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,625 Unfortunately, I can't stay for long. 74 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,127 Uh, dayjob and all that. 75 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,377 It's okay. I... 76 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:15,505 I understand. 77 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,590 I just... 78 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,884 I just needed to make sure you're okay. 79 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,929 But of course you saw through Michael's charade. 80 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,765 My clever detective. 81 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,726 Well, I... it did take a bit. 82 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,895 I... he was very convincing that... 83 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,774 - And some of the things he said... - Well, good news on that front. 84 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,108 Every word that comes out 85 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,444 of that admittedly dashing face is a lie. 86 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,196 Oh, well, that's a relief, 87 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,740 because he said something so insane, I... 88 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,509 Well, obviously I knew it had to be a lie. 89 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,133 Uh, did he claim he's friends with Elvis? 90 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:48,014 'Cause, for one, the king is still alive and I'm the only one who knows where. 91 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,038 So... 92 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,458 No, no. He told me, get this... 93 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,920 He told me that I was a gift from god. 94 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,799 That's, uh, that's what he said. 95 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,258 I mean, that's... 96 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:03,594 That's crazy. 97 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,138 That's... 98 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,642 That's not true, right? 99 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,686 Lucifer, I'm not... 100 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:15,440 A gift from god madejust for you, right? 101 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:18,943 Yes. 102 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,572 And I know how it sounds. 103 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:26,034 - But, trust me, when my mum told me... - Your mom told you? 104 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,495 Your mom told... 105 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,205 What? Over a year ago? 106 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,748 You've kept this the whole time? 107 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,835 Back then you didn't even believe in the celestial side of things. 108 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,963 And anyway, mum only told me 'cause she was trying to keep us apart. 109 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,734 Why, because, if you know I were a gift from your dad, 110 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:42,884 you'd, what, throw me away? 111 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,445 Because she thought if I knew the truth, 112 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,614 it would mean the feelings that I had for you weren't real. 113 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:50,141 That I'd feel you were just some... Some tool to manipulate me. 114 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:55,772 But I don't feel that way, 'cause I realized... 115 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:59,109 Detective, I realized that whether you were made for me or not, 116 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,485 it doesn't matter. 117 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,196 Well, it matters to me. 118 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,032 Hey, we've got a body. Wb studios. 119 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:10,370 - Oh, unless I'm interrupting. - No. 120 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,663 You're not interrupting. 121 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,415 Perfect timing. 122 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,207 Such a gift. 123 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,546 Wow. 124 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,423 Hey, that... that reminds me. 125 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,632 I made something for you. 126 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,051 It's just like mine. 127 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,264 Why on earth would I want that? 128 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,766 Detective. Detective, wait. 129 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,977 No, I don't have time for this. I have work to do. 130 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,771 But, detective, you're the only reason I'm here. 131 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,691 Apparently, you're the only reason I'm here. 132 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,402 So I'm gonna do my job that I chose. 133 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,947 - And don't you have somewhere to be? - I... 134 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,952 Oh, Michael, you bastard. 135 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,706 - Hey, Ella. - Hey. 136 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:11,764 What do we have? 137 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,642 Meet Matt Owens. 138 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,101 Stabbed to death. 139 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,825 We're still looking for the murder weapon. 140 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,855 He was a TV writer, showrunner, 141 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,358 in fact, in charge of a series that shoots here on the lot. 142 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,945 I mean, dude's gotta figure... He's the boss, 143 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,113 he's got all these plans in, and then bam! 144 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,044 Somebody else has a plan for him, you know? 145 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,659 Hmm, yeah. 146 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,243 You okay? 147 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:37,624 Uh, Lucifer and I had, um, sort of a difficult conversation 148 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:40,210 and I might have told him to go to hell. 149 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,671 Oh, yeah, relationship drama. 150 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,464 Oh, believe me, I hear ya. 151 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,817 I could tell you some stories, like this one time in Mexico... 152 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,886 But I totally will not tell you some stories. 153 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,055 - Mm-hmm. - Just... trust me. 154 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,933 If the worst thing you said to him was "go to hell," 155 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,601 you're totally okay. 156 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,979 Well, you'd think that... 157 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,106 Detective -Lucifer. 158 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,356 Detective. 159 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,399 Thank you. 160 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,986 - You're still here. - Yes, 161 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,238 and I'm not going anywhere until I know you're okay. 162 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,656 Oh, well... 163 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:13,618 Well, I mean, I'm happy to hear that. But I'm sorry. I mean... 164 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,372 If god made me for you, he probably would want me to feel that way. 165 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:18,331 So I just... 166 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,542 So I need a little time to absorb all of it. 167 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,628 Right. Well in the meantime why don't we absorb whilst we work? 168 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,588 I may as well help solve this murder for you 169 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:26,941 whilst I'm up here fixing things. 170 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,925 Um, I don't think this is an easy fix. 171 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,111 This isn't one of those cases 172 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,512 where you just waltz in and figure it out as you go. 173 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,347 Oh, hello. 174 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:38,018 - I know that man. - Really? 175 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,271 Yes, that's Matt Owens. 176 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,086 I did him a favor a couple years ago 177 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,942 to help get his career started as a TV writer. 178 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,695 Huh, that does sound like our victim. 179 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,947 - Huh, you really know him? - Oh, yes. 180 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,325 Yes. I mean, even after the favor he'd come over and we'd talk for hours. 181 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,275 It's funny. I've been wondering what he's up to recently, 182 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,289 - you know, before I went... - Right. 183 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,372 Yeah. 184 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,208 I may know the answer to that. 185 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:12,427 Actually, now I think of it, we did mostly talk about me. 186 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,428 Hmm. 187 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,736 I have to hand it to you, diablo. 188 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,531 Your unorthodox methods solved a case that stumped the rest of us. 189 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,426 You managed to bring in the kidnapper, 190 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,995 and rescue his victim in time to administer her lifesaving Insulin. 191 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,997 That's damn fine police work! 192 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:42,624 It was a devil of a case, 193 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,959 but this scum didn't stand a chance in hell. 194 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,418 Book him. 195 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,798 Diablo, I don't get it. 196 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:53,009 How did you manage to get a lead from a single strand of dental floss? 197 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,846 Like I keep telling you, detective doofus. 198 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,850 I've got connections in the unden/vorld. 199 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,502 This is the show that you helped Matt get on the air? 200 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:12,153 No, no. All I did was introduce him to a network exec. 201 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,906 I had no idea why he was asking me so many questions. 202 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,576 And I have to say, it's shocking. 203 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,663 I mean, the way in which he brought my descriptions to life, 204 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,332 the accuracy is truly eerie. 205 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,961 I can see why he had such a meteoric rise in the biz. 206 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,605 Obviously the man was a tremendous talent. 207 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,381 - Oh, thank you. Thank you. - Hmm. 208 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,464 Oh, no thanks. 209 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:33,966 What? 210 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:40,557 City council has asked me to present you with this. 211 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,774 Thank you, everyone. 212 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,528 But really, I should share this with my partner. Where is she? 213 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:54,904 Detective dancer? 214 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,368 Sorry, diablo. 215 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,579 I was just pumping a suspect for leads. 216 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:08,084 - Oh! Is that a commendation for you? - For us. 217 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,503 If anyone deserves this, 218 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,546 it's a woman who's gone 219 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,797 from the stripper pole 220 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,508 to the detective pool in just three years. 221 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,592 Oh, dear. 222 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,970 But they could have given it a once-over. 223 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,346 It's a bit tarnished. 224 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,225 Don't worry, diablo. 225 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:27,020 You know I'll Polish your bugle any time. 226 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,274 And, cut! 227 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,483 Hmm. 228 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,028 Break. 229 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,695 That's... 230 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,073 Is that how you described me to him? 231 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,868 Well, Matt didn't nail everything. 232 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:45,455 Obviously, he took some creative license. 233 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:48,665 Are they going again? 234 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,549 So it seems a little odd that you all are shooting today, 235 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,593 since your showrunner was killed this morning. 236 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,696 Matt would have wanted us to keep going. 237 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,556 We're the biggest hit of the fall, and he's really proud of that 238 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,683 people can't get enough diablo! 239 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,185 Hear hear! 240 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,562 Well, I think it's gross that we're still working. 241 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,773 I mean, in all honesty, 242 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,775 I know it's bad to speak III of the dead, 243 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,486 but I'm not surprised someone stabbed Matt, either. 244 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,028 Um, why not? 245 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,656 The man was a control freak. 246 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,617 I mean, I know all showrunners have to have an ego, 247 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,536 but... Matt was a megalomaniac. 248 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,039 Come on. The man was an artist. 249 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,583 - I'm sorry, is that a vape pen? - Hot cinnamon. 250 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,377 Keeps the weight off. 251 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,295 Ugh, you were doing so well. 252 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,507 So the megalomaniac showrunner, did he choose your wardrobe? 253 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,925 All his idea. 254 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,969 I wear what he gives me, go where he tells me. 255 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,221 Oh, okay. 256 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,847 I mean, does that bother you at all, 257 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:48,601 that you have no say in what your character does or says? 258 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,396 Are you kidding? I'm a lead in a hit show. 259 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:52,772 And you know, 260 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,942 there are strippers out there considering becoming detectives now. 261 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,695 - Wow. - I'm kind of a role model. 262 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,821 Oh, lovely. 263 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,030 Matt gave me that. 264 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,700 Interesting. 265 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,869 So, anyhow, did either of you have a problem with Matt? 266 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,080 Us? No way. 267 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,655 But let me tell you something. 268 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,626 I've been doing this job for seven episodes now, 269 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:17,422 and if there's one thing I've learned, it's why people kill. 270 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,506 Uh? 271 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,050 It's because they yearn for something. 272 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,469 You want to find the killer, figure out their yearning. 273 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,805 Right, isn't there a better word for that? 274 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,518 So okay, who do you think yearned to kill Matt? 275 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,397 Keri belwood, his numbertwo. You should talk to her. 276 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,066 Everyone knows she did all the work on the scripts, 277 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,609 and he took all the credit. 278 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,945 So keri killed Matt to finally be in charge. 279 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,029 Yes. 280 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:45,533 Her yearning was for his job. 281 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,578 - Uh. - Well, uh, of course, possibly. 282 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,538 There could be other motives to kill him. 283 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,125 Uh-oh, sounds like we have a "dancer answer." 284 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,208 What? 285 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,253 See, diablo comes up... 286 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,672 With the wild theories and crazy hi-jinx, 287 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,466 and dancer's the fun police. 288 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,551 "That's not procedure, diablo." 289 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,055 Hmm. I get it. 290 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:13,102 - Well, thank you for your time. - Yes, thank you. 291 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,148 Did they seem familiar to you? 292 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,986 So you left amenadiel in hell. 293 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,112 Really, doctor? 294 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,491 An evil twin, the detective finding out she's a gift from god, 295 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,014 and that's the part you're stuck on? 296 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:32,413 Amenadiel... the father of my child? 297 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:34,665 Oh, yes. 298 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,085 Well, not to worry, doctor. 299 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,253 I'll, uh, I'll put what Michael did right 300 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,254 and get amenadiel back 301 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,548 before Charlie even notices he's gone, okay? 302 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:43,966 But what about Michael? 303 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,260 Do you even know where he is? 304 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,721 Well, if past is prologue, 305 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,407 he's probably hidden himself off somewhere 306 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,058 to laugh about the mess he's made. 307 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,269 Which is actually why I'm here. 308 00:14:56,104 --> 00:15:00,650 Michael didn't coax any awful, soul-poisoning fears out of you, did he? 309 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,736 Me? No. No. 310 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,571 No. Not... not outta me. 311 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,281 - No. - Good. 312 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,409 Good. 313 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,202 Well, that's a relief, 'cause I worry that 314 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,830 this "not having any free will and being a puppet of fate" thing 315 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,557 may have knocked the detective off her stride. 316 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,581 "May have"? 317 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,128 Lucifer, when you come back unexpectedly 318 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:24,382 and casually drop celestial bombs on the people in your life, 319 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,844 you have to expect some shock. 320 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,388 Some anger. Some frustration. 321 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,598 In my defense, 322 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,143 this particular bomb was planted by my father 323 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,686 and set off by my brother. 80... 324 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,148 Okay, well, instead of deflecting responsibility, try empathizing. 325 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:44,444 Try really listening to what your friends are saying. 326 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,822 What? So if I give people the opportunity, 327 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,198 they'll tell me what to do. 328 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,533 Exactly. 329 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,493 Like "bring back my baby's daddy from hell." 330 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,494 Yes, yes. Thank you. 331 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,705 - I've got to go. - To hell? 332 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,334 No. To find out what other chaos Michael may have caused up here. 333 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,880 I mean, who knows how many people I'll have to listen to. 334 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,136 Thank you. 335 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,307 Keri belwood, detective Decker, LAPD. 336 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,058 I figured I'd be your first stop. 337 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:17,810 Why's that? 338 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:18,769 In my experience, 339 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,522 the innocent don't normally expect to be questioned by the police. 340 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,609 I've written a hundred episodes of TV murder mysteries, 341 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,402 and I've got the carpal tunnel to prove it. 342 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,406 Motive, opportunity... it adds up. 343 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,035 You know the math on this. So I can see why Matt put you in charge. 344 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,622 Yeah, I was the one who was always here doing most of the work, 345 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,665 but I was definitely not "in charge." 346 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:43,961 Matt was the worst kind of boss, lazy and a control freak. 347 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,265 I can see why he would be hard to deal with. 348 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,465 Yeah, not really. 349 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,188 He never even came into the writers' room. 350 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,694 I'd usually send him a script overnight. 351 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,678 And by the morning, it'd be completely changed. 352 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,848 So you and the writers would work in here, 353 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,935 well into the night and Matt would come and undo all the work? 354 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,937 Do you know how dispiriting it is 355 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,100 to spend days figuring out a really clever clue path, 356 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,900 just for your boss to replace it with a lap dance? 357 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,987 Hmm. Yeah, I can see why you doing all that work 358 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:13,282 and feeling like you have no control could possibly make you angry. 359 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,453 My assistant can vouch that I was here writing all morning, 360 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,206 so if you're suggesting that I killed Matt to take hisjob, 361 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,624 then you need a new theory. 362 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,544 Besides, showrunners have all the power, 363 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,907 but you know what else they get? 364 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,212 The blame. 365 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,384 - But I thought the show was doing well. - That's almost worse! 366 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,636 You got a network show that's a hit, 367 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,097 suddenly everybody at the studio takes an interest. 368 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,640 Everyone wants a piece of it, 369 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,726 and the second the ratings dip, everyone wants someone to blame. 370 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,480 No, thanks. I already got two ex-husbands and three kids. 371 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,566 I don't need a drug problem on top of that. 372 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,068 Matt had a drug problem? 373 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,737 All I know is 374 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,447 one night Matt's email was down 375 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,616 so I had to hand deliver a script at midnight. 376 00:17:56,450 --> 00:18:00,496 He has me bring it to a seedy motel full of tweakers and burn-outs. 377 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:05,126 Insane writer under intense pressure holed up in a crime-infested drug den? 378 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,963 Even diablo could follow that clue path. 379 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,256 I see. 380 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,510 Well, I'll need you to give an official statement at the precinct, 381 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,804 and then, also, if you have the address of that motel. 382 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,305 Sure. 383 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,065 Oh, Michael. 384 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,776 Of all the things you've done to hurt me, 385 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,820 this might cut the deepest. 386 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,867 Maze! 387 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,871 Oh, I missed you while I was gone. 388 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,253 You know, there was a few tough nuts down there 389 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,792 and there were times I could have really used your blades. 390 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,674 Mazikeen, please, let me explain. 391 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,426 - Mazikeen! - Aah! 392 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,722 Wait. 393 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,607 Listen to me, mazikeen! 394 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,233 I'm not Michael. It's me... 395 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:12,776 Lucfien 396 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,612 Oh! 397 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,534 Wait! Wait, wait. 398 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,745 Would you rather that I was Michael? 399 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,828 Either. 400 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,706 He left me in the closet. But you... 401 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,751 You went to hell without me. 402 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,255 - You left me! - No, I didn't, mazikeen. 403 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,715 You're not my servant anymore. 404 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,592 By all means, you're welcome to join me. 405 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,886 I don't have wings, you idiot. 406 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,304 Well, amenadiel does. 407 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,556 Why didn't you just ask him to fly you down there? 408 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,140 God! 409 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,734 Look, I'm really just trying to listen. 410 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,903 So if you're telling me that you'd like to stab me... 411 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:56,986 And... 412 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,241 Just avoid the old parsnip for old times' sake. 413 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,538 Well, you know, my twin is still likely skulking around. 414 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,581 It'd be a big help if you'd like to stab him. 415 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,377 Stab him yourself. 416 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,298 Unbelievable. 417 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,222 Ah, detective. 418 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,975 Sorry I'm late. Forgot about the traffic. 419 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,477 - So, where are we going? - Uh, room 18. 420 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,561 Oh, right. 421 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,564 Good news. Linda is fine, 422 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,275 - and maze is... well, maze. - Mm-hmm. 423 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,153 And I figured out how to fix things between us. 424 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,904 Oh, how's that? 425 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,990 Well, you're going to tell me what to do. 426 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,493 Well, I'm sure that makes sense to someone. 427 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,453 Yes. 428 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,413 - Anyhow, so Matt had no family. - Right. 429 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,372 Lived alone. 430 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,499 If he had a drug problem, why not stay home? 431 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,294 Illicit venue for illicit acts, isuppose. 432 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,089 Be prepared for a good old-fashioned Hollywood den of sin. 433 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:00,884 Hmm. 434 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,761 Huh. 435 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,764 Well, this place looks pretty tidy. 436 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,474 Doesn't look like a drug den to me. 437 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,311 I knew TV writing isn't all hookers and blow like the '80s, but... 438 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,063 I had no idea how sad it had got. 439 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,817 Number 18? Hold on. Someone's in there. 440 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,488 Freeze! LAPD! 441 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,739 Drop the gun! 442 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,701 What? I'm a real cop. With a real gun. 443 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,205 - That's a prop. Put it down. - Sorry. 444 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:30,537 Force of habit. 445 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,100 Well, that little showdown will be fueling 446 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,001 my fantasies for the next few millennia. 447 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,629 Uh, what are you two doing here? 448 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,422 Trying to solve the case, of course. 449 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,299 We can do it on TV. 450 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,384 - Why not in real life? - Hmm. 451 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,095 And how did you find out about this place? 452 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,222 I found this... 453 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,350 Where Matt was killed. 454 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,352 It fell out of his pocket. 455 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,897 Just a little thing I like to call "evidence." 456 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,274 You stole evidence from the crime scene? 457 00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,236 Well, to be fair, detective, that is absolutely on-brand. 458 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,279 Oh, this is really bringing it back. 459 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:05,616 I'd almost forgotten how much fun solving murders is! 460 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,493 Uh, excuse me. 461 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,706 What are you doing with this idiot? 462 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,293 Well, he was gonna come with or without me, 463 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:19,171 and at least if I'm here, I can keep him safe. 464 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,007 I didn't realize you two were this close. 465 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,384 Oh, yeah. 466 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:27,721 And if something does happen to him, our show dies for real. 467 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,808 And I cannot go through another pilot season. 468 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,979 I've just realized why this place felt so familiar. 469 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,606 This is where Matt was living when I first met him. 470 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,167 Matt mentioned he had a place 471 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,235 he liked to hide from the world when he was writing, 472 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,404 where none of the execs could find him. 473 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,656 Oh, so he didn't... 474 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,950 Hole up here to go on a drug binge. 475 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,077 He came here to reconnect with the time in his life 476 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,246 where he felt control over his fate. 477 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,456 Returning to the place where it all began! 478 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,042 - Yearning to find... - Okay, thank you. 479 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,627 Okay, you two, out. All right. 480 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,421 I have to bag the who place for evidence. 481 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:01,881 And you both are not cops. 482 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,090 So playtime's over. 483 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,009 - Out! - Don't take offence. 484 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,803 She used to say the exact same thing to me. 485 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,474 And you, too. Out. 486 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,245 Right, well, if that's what you're telling me, detective... 487 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:16,395 Mm-hmm. I am. Yes. 488 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,022 I'm feeling a little... 489 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:23,444 Uh, ovennhelmed by, um, well, you, right now. 490 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:27,698 Right. 491 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:34,787 I don't get it. 492 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:38,250 Dude had a glamorous job, tons of money, 493 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,920 and he ate panda express, like six times a week. 494 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:44,548 - People are who they are, I guess. - Yeah. 495 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:48,177 Do you believe in the idea of predestination? 496 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,971 You're forced to walk a path that's already laid out for you. 497 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,598 Are you kidding? 498 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:56,560 My childhood and family backgrounds run by criminals and dirtbags, 499 00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,312 I should've ended up in jail. 500 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,191 But instead I chose to get right with the big guy, 501 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,610 walk the straight and narrow, and here I am. 502 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:07,821 Living proof people can change old, bad patterns. 503 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,283 Hmm. 504 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,993 Well, you got a text. Hmm. 505 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,870 Oh, woah, that's a penis. 506 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,431 - That's a tattooed penis. - Um, this... 507 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,295 Some patterns are harder to change than others. 508 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,834 Well, uh, that looks familiar. 509 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,878 - Wait, you know Craig? - No. This. 510 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:27,216 No, I don't know Craig and his tattooed penis. 511 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:37,559 Hey, pal. 512 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,645 - Aw, come on, man, it's my cup. - Is it? 513 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,064 Are you doing okay? 514 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:45,275 Just fine, up until this very moment. I'm just listening to the detective. 515 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,457 What, you're listening to her from out here? 516 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:52,408 Well, I'm certainly not listening to you. 517 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,534 So goodbye. 518 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,119 I know you're trying to push me away. 519 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,620 And I brought curiosity in that, 520 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,789 and realized you're just in a projective state. 521 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,752 Because you're feeling vulnerable right now and that's pretty damn scary. 522 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,128 Detective douche. 523 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,171 If you want to see something really scary, 524 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,465 wait until you see what your new all-soy diet 525 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,842 is doing to your bone density. 526 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,653 You've got a lot of ugly pictures in your head, man. 527 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,279 You need to work on positive visualization. 528 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,903 - Uh. - Made a lot of progress with that. 529 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:15,973 It can really help you. 530 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,728 Well, actually, maybe you can help me. 531 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,605 This cosmic impotence, 532 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:27,317 the knowledge that you're the plaything of a cruel, uncaring god. 533 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:32,197 The suffocating feeling that everything you've ever accomplished is meaningless. 534 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,427 You're the perfect person to ask about these things, Daniel. 535 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,286 - Tell me, when you were born... - Oh. 536 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,706 Hi. So we have a new suspect in Matt Owen's murder. 537 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,627 A hot cinnamon vape cartridge? 538 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:46,753 Really, detective, 539 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,547 no one is more horrified by this than me, 540 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,466 but it doesn't make diablo our killer. 541 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:54,470 No, but diablo did say that he hadn't been to that room before. 542 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:57,139 Ella found this buried in two days of Matt's trash. 543 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,222 So why lie? 544 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,770 That cheeky devil. 545 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,606 I just don't get it, detective. 546 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:08,734 Why would an actor kill a man who gave him a role of a lifetime? 547 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:12,488 I don't know. Maybe he didn't like being someone else's puppet. 548 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:16,825 Sir, please, your scene was supposed to start 40 minutes ago. 549 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,246 Uh, stand aside, please. 550 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:22,789 Thank you. 551 00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:32,215 Oh, man 552 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,397 How could nobody notice him missing since lunch? 553 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,233 I mean, this man is the entire show. 554 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,568 None of these people would even exist without him here. 555 00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:53,445 Yeah. 556 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:54,780 Okay. Yep. 557 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,241 Everyone around is just here to service you... 558 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,618 I mean... Diablo. 559 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:00,744 I mean, diablo. 560 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:04,414 Anyhow, so, yes, he was stabbed too. Hopefully with the same instrument. 561 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,292 - If we can find the murder weapon... - Found the murder weapon. 562 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,212 It's actually a prop from the show. 563 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,841 Supposed to be the only blade that can kill the devil. 564 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,135 How ironic is that, right? 565 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,803 - Hmm. - Hi-yah! 566 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,720 Hmm. 567 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,975 Sorry. That seemed a lot funnier in my head. 568 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:23,934 I'm sure. 569 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:26,728 Um... That's rubber. It can't be the murder weapon. 570 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:29,106 - Well, this is the stunt murder weapon. - Hmm. 571 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:32,151 See this is the rubber version they use for action sequences. 572 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:35,988 The one they use for close-ups is sharp and metal. So... 573 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,699 We find that one, we find our murderer. 574 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:39,782 - Huh. - Hmm. 575 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,702 Losing signal, losing people 576 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:45,205 soon be single if I keep up with this guise 577 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,040 with this guise 578 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,376 Blaze, 579 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:53,255 tell the girls to swap their g-strings for evening gowns tomorrow night. 580 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:54,673 Wow. 581 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,800 It's like looking into a mirror. 582 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,179 Of course, my liege. 583 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:02,848 Simpler times. 584 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,018 Me and Lucifer, together. 585 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,437 Side by side for eons. 586 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:12,316 Behind this bar. 587 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,277 Now everyone just comes and goes. 588 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,573 Okay. 589 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:24,745 Maze, you know I'm not going anywhere. Right? 590 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:29,833 Maybe not on purpose but, you're gonna drop dead, in what, five years? 591 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,629 How old do you think I am? 592 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:37,799 I don't know, 30? 593 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,886 Maze, you have nothing to worry about. 594 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:45,766 I'm gonna be around for a while. And then, I'll be down in hell. 595 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:50,270 And I guess we can spend the rest of eternity together, right? 596 00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:53,232 Sure, I guess. 597 00:28:57,277 --> 00:29:00,364 I think what you're struggling with is a fear of abandonment. 598 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,868 It's completely normal. 599 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:11,500 It comes from someone important to you letting you down in your youth. 600 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:15,337 I didn't have anyone important in my youth, Linda. 601 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,382 Just my blades. 602 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,218 They have never let me down. 603 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:25,055 It can cause a lot of anxiety in intimate relationships. 604 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,976 Yeah, but it's something we can work on. 605 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:32,062 - Oh, my! - It's the devil himself. 606 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:35,315 - I suppose that's me. - Back into hell itself. 607 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:38,694 But until that day, I intend to enjoy the earth. 608 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:42,030 Come here, doctor. I'm ready for my treatment. 609 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,996 - This is gonna be good. - Yeah, I'll have some of that. 610 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,333 Great, thank you. 611 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:57,504 This one would have been amazing, diablo was gonna solve a crime in space. 612 00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:02,175 Wow. And what was dancer doing? A zero g striptease? 613 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,220 Have you read this already? 614 00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:12,477 Look, detective. I want you to know that I understand. 615 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:15,814 I know how powerless I felt when mum told me the truth about you. 616 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,691 That's right. Your mother told you the truth. 617 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:20,986 Unlike my partner who kept a huge secret about my life from me. 618 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:24,156 And now that you know, it's hurt you, detective. 619 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,658 And look, I want to fix things, but you won't let me, so... 620 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:27,826 Hey, guys? 621 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,997 A pa was supposed to be sitting at the door to diablo's trailer, 622 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,475 but she got called away right around the time he was murdered. 623 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,379 Great. So whoever called her away could be the murderer. Who, who was it? 624 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,880 - Second ad called her away. - Second, it is. 625 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,840 But he got the message from the first ad. 626 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:42,924 The first. 627 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,944 Who was actuallyjust passing on the message of the ad 628 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,154 that needed to be on set in the first place. 629 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,971 For god's sake. Who put in the request? 630 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:51,095 More importantly, who was smart enough to launder it through multiple people? 631 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,852 - Keri belwood. - The second on the show. 632 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:56,479 Great. 633 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,692 Recasting is not such a crazy idea. 634 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:03,153 He's the devil right, he could change how he looks. 635 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:05,072 We've got a good relationship with ice cube, 636 00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,199 so maybe we could talk to his agent. 637 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,160 Please tell me you're here to put me out of my misery. 638 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,578 Could be. Yes. 639 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,247 Why did you take the pa off diablo's trailer? 640 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,666 I didn't. I've been on notes calls all day. 641 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:17,876 You can ask my assistant. 642 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:21,588 Same assistant that provided your alibi for Matt's brutal stabbing. 643 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,025 Everyone knows you need to pay your dues in Hollywood, 644 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,485 but what kind of promotion do you get 645 00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:27,636 for helping your boss beat murder charges? 646 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,056 You knew exactly how to manipulate the ad chain to get diablo alone. 647 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,809 You guys have got to be kidding me. 648 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,645 Why would I kill the star of what's suddenly my show? 649 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,313 Look what I'm putting up with now. 650 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:39,815 Hello, what's this? 651 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,402 Research files for cases on the show. 652 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:45,570 Excuse me, that's private. 653 00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:50,867 Uh. Uh... 654 00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:52,828 Well, it appears 655 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,997 that someone's been taking their research a little too seriously. 656 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:58,875 That is not mine. I didn't put that there. 657 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:01,378 - Really? - Keri belwood, you're under arrest. 658 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:04,339 What, are you serious? This is ridiculous. 659 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,693 I'm trying to say this from a constructive place. 660 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:30,198 I can feel your negative vibrations from across the room, man. 661 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:34,911 Well, then you should... Probably move even further away. 662 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:36,997 I've just given the detective space for the moment. 663 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,540 You can give me space forever. 664 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,960 It's just your pain talking. 665 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:48,425 Do you know, of all the ways you humans try to control your lives, 666 00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:52,304 these silly new age superstitions are by far the most embarrassing. 667 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,724 I should be having a field day watching you make a fool of yourself like this. 668 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:59,769 But honestly, Daniel, it's... It just makes me sad. 669 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:04,441 Okay. Is it all bullshit? 670 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,361 I don't know. Maybe. 671 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,114 Probably. 672 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,575 I don't care. 673 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,037 'Cause losing Charlotte made me realize... 674 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,624 We have so little control of our lives. 675 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,629 I was so pissed off about it for so long. But this... 676 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:32,135 It keeps my mind positive. And it helps me. 677 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,639 I need every win I can get, man, we all do. 678 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,641 Even you. 679 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:41,937 Daniel... 680 00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:45,982 I am lowering my walls, 681 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:49,069 and I'm willing to be re-harmonized. I'll take the bracelet. 682 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,615 Wait. Really? 683 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,283 Oh, yes. Really. 684 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,702 You sure? 685 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,121 'Cause you need to want it. 686 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,557 - Now just give me the damn thing. - You need to... 687 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:02,874 Give me the damn thing. 688 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,420 Yes! 689 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,674 What is this? 690 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:15,679 Oh, those are the personal notes from the actor who played diablo. 691 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,765 He had a fascinating insight into the character. 692 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,434 Some wild theories about self-loathing, 693 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,718 but we can't get it all right. 694 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:24,020 Oh, that is awful. 695 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:27,816 - "Diablo in space." - Oh, truly a great episode. 696 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:31,361 Yeah. Such a pity we'll never get to see it. 697 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,079 Coming. 698 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:47,419 Hi, I just thought you'd want to know that we arrested keri for the murders. 699 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,254 I wanted to tell you in person. 700 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:53,425 Thank you, detective. 701 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,927 I wish I could say I was surprised but... 702 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,638 Keri never stopped bitching about Matt. 703 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:02,225 "He cut all myjokes. He was a hack. 704 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:04,728 He only let us order tender Greens for lunch." 705 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:07,272 That's actually pretty dead on. 706 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,901 Yeah, I just wish I had more motive why she would want to kill your co-star. 707 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:14,946 Well, maybe he actually figured it out that she did it. 708 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:18,491 I mean... He wasn't the brightest ball, but, 709 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,328 he was surprisingly insightful. 710 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,456 You two were close, I'm sorry. 711 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,418 The thing is when you're stuck with someone in a situation 712 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,920 you have absolutely no control over, 713 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:34,299 I know it sounds silly to a real cop, 714 00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:36,968 but we were partners. 715 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,846 No, it doesn't sound silly. 716 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,597 You know, I know exactly what you're talking about. 717 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:47,228 "I can't believe you pulled it off, diablo. 718 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:51,274 We made it back to earth piloting a hijacked space shuttle. Insane." 719 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:54,861 "You can say that again, dancer. 720 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:58,448 A devil in the heavens. Ah, but crime, it must be punished." 721 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:02,369 Daniel, the original actor playing diablo is dead, not you. 722 00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:03,888 Please. Can we just give it a bit of a life? 723 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:06,414 Just set me up for the next line, okay? 724 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,291 Big smile. Just have fun with it. 725 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,461 "Another case closed, diablo. 726 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:15,340 So does that mean I can put my bra back on?" 727 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,384 Uh. It's not Shakespeare, is it? 728 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,885 Whoa, what's going on here? 729 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,888 You guys are acting out diablo episodes without me? 730 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:22,847 Oh, we're trying. 731 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,767 Don't tell him the devil made you do it. 732 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,019 - Huh? - We won't. 733 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:31,606 Damn. Lucifer, you did so much prep on your character. 734 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,525 - Oh. - I'm not surprised though. 735 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,944 No, these are diablo's notes. 736 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,047 Yeah, previously, they'd all been about the character. 737 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,323 But these new ones, they're just gibberish, look. 738 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,075 "Yearning equals freedom. 739 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:43,993 Weapon equals baphomet's blade." 740 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,286 Yearning? 741 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:48,665 I knew the man was a genius. 742 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:52,961 These are diablo's notes on the case. 743 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:55,588 He was investigating Max Owens' murder as well. 744 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:58,299 And look, killer equals number two. 745 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,052 Keri was the show's number two. I can't believe it, 746 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:02,846 but he actually solved it. 747 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,765 Oh, diablo. Is there anything you can't do? 748 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,934 But didn't keri kill Matt to take his job? 749 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,478 I don't think freedom was the yearning, man. 750 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,647 Yeah, I don't think keri killed him at all. 751 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,232 Based on the stab wounds, 752 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:17,944 I was able to confirm that the victims were killed by someone right-handed. 753 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,405 And keri has repetitive stress injuries in her wrist. 754 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,907 I mean, it'd be highly unlikely that she could 755 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,368 stab someone with the force that made those wounds, 756 00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:27,120 especially with her non-dominant hand. 757 00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:29,372 Well, it says it right here in black and white. 758 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,458 Diablo was certain the killer was number two. 759 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,543 Unless he meant someone else. 760 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:38,423 So this is diablo's club. 761 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:42,177 Hades, where christie dancer was a stripper 762 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,805 before she joined the police force to solve her father's murder. 763 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:50,560 Don't worry. One of these bottles, there is actual booze in it. 764 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:52,729 A little secret from the scenes 765 00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:57,400 where detective dancer has to get a confession... with a lap dance. 766 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:00,695 Mmm. 767 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,448 - Oh, thank you. Cheers. - Mm-hmm. 768 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:10,246 So, how do you do it? 769 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,666 No, no, no. I mean, the way they write your character. 770 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,920 I mean, she only exists to serve diablo. 771 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,339 So what's the secret to getting up everyday, 772 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:23,259 knowing everything you do and say is only servicing another person. 773 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,553 Do you think there is a secret? 774 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,931 It's literally hell on earth, 775 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:31,100 saying those lines, wearing those clothes, oh. 776 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:32,685 Thank god, it's over. 777 00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:34,854 Now I can really push myself. 778 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:39,108 There's this film. It's a tiny indie. But the part is so great. 779 00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,528 It's this woman coming back from Afghanistan 780 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,404 dealing with her mother's Alzheimer's. 781 00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:45,281 And now that I'm free, I can take the part 782 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,242 and the director's so collaborative. 783 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:50,787 I'm sorry. I'm rambling. 784 00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:55,083 No, no, it's just, um, you said... 785 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:59,087 This was an amazing gig and that you were grateful to have it. 786 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:04,259 That's true, I was, but you gotta move on. You... 787 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:08,179 When a gig ends, sometimes, it's easier to focus on the bad. 788 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,348 It's actor stuff. We're crazy. 789 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,891 Yeah. Yeah, I totally get it. 790 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:14,894 And now you can showcase your talent on a show that lets you 791 00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:17,605 and well, for example, the impression you did of keri, 792 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,775 I mean that was really, really good. Dead on. 793 00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:23,486 - You think so? - Yeah. Yeah. 794 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:27,866 In fact, it would be nearly impossible to tell you two apart over the phone. 795 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,211 Okay, I understand 796 00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:42,881 killing your showrunner for holding you back. 797 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:47,468 And I get you hiding the vape cartridge to frame your co-star. 798 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:50,513 But why would you kill him 799 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,557 when you wanted us to think he was the murderer? 800 00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:56,728 Because that idiot deduced my yearning 801 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,855 and figured out what I did. 802 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:01,733 He was honestly sweet in a dopey way, 803 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:06,070 but I wasn't gonna let him take away the freedom I almost got myself. 804 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:11,451 I am not spending the next six seasons with my main prop as a stripper pole. 805 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:22,420 So, diablo was right. 806 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:25,840 The killer was number two, on the actor's callsheet. 807 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:27,508 How long have you been here? 808 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:31,429 Long enough to realize you had this totally handled on your own. 809 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:35,433 Much as I appreciate the effort, I think I prefer my own club. 810 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:38,645 And I definitely prefer the way my father made you, detective. 811 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:42,065 I'm sure your tips would have been great. 812 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,235 That wasn't the rightjoke, was it? 813 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:50,406 I'm just not finding the right thing to say. I'm sorry, detective. 814 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:53,284 I wish you'd just tell me what to do. 815 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,791 I don't know if there's anything for you to do, I... 816 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:04,170 I thought that I had found someone who had the answer. 817 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:06,589 Someone who knew how it felt. 818 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:12,971 Someone... who could help me cope with feeling... so powerless. 819 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:16,432 But I was wrong. 820 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,411 You have mentioned a few times now 821 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:40,123 that you are worried about going to hell. 822 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:44,002 What's the problem? I literally grew up there. 823 00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:45,670 I-I-I turned out fine. 824 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:48,297 Yeah. I mean, you're right. 825 00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:50,216 You're right, I don't... 826 00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:54,095 It's just some stupid thing humans say. 827 00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:55,513 Hmm. 828 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,598 But I want to know about you, though. 829 00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:01,811 Your abandonment issues. 830 00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:07,775 I wouldn't call them abandonment issues. 831 00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:09,736 They're not issues. 832 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:12,363 I mean who cares if Lucifer left me, right? 833 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,616 Chole left me. 834 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,418 Then she left me. 835 00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:30,882 Why did she leave me? 836 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,009 Eve? 837 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:13,216 I was wondering when you'd show our face again... 838 00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:19,263 Brother. 839 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:27,522 Welcome home. 840 00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:34,654 So how do you like the mess I made, samael? 841 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,492 Trying to get under my skin, brother? 842 00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:42,370 Well, I hoped turning your life upside down would do that. 843 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:46,249 But if all it takes is a name, maybe I overestimated you. 844 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:51,045 - Wondering why I'm doing all of this? - Not particularly. 845 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:54,841 Oh, right. You're so above it. I forgot. 846 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,592 Figured I'll be as cool as you. 847 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:59,929 Well, isn't that what this is about, Michael, hmm? 848 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:02,723 It's funny how turning my life upside down 849 00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:04,559 actually involved pretending to be me. 850 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,893 It worked, didn't it? 851 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,312 That's the only trick you ever pulled. 852 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,314 All our lives you wanted everyone to think 853 00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:12,525 that you were the cleverer one, the big brain. 854 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:15,611 But, it's only ever been about me. 855 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:18,823 About trying to be me. 856 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,783 You always thought too small. 857 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,494 Not like you, right? 858 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:28,332 Lucifer, the rebel, deciding you can do a betterjob than dad. 859 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:29,458 Well... 860 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:33,796 You know, I wonder 861 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:38,551 how you got that idea in your head in the first place. 862 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:42,847 Oh, right. That's your play is it? 863 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:46,726 Taking credit for my failed rebellion? By all means, it's yours. 864 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,736 Now you see, that is the best part. 865 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,397 All I did was plant the idea. 866 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,400 You're the one who chose to do it. 867 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:58,571 You still get to keep all of the blame yourself. 868 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,785 Your lies are so tedious, Michael. 869 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,413 Not as tedious as your denial. 870 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:11,209 Because I'm not lying now, brother, 871 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:14,462 and I think deep down you are realizing that. 872 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:18,257 And once you realize that, 873 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,509 you're gonna wonder, 874 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:24,597 maybe it wasn'tjust the rebellion that was my suggestion. 875 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:26,974 What else? 876 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:31,270 What about your little sexcapade in the garden, 877 00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:35,900 or, oh, your vacation here to earth? 878 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:39,612 - That's impossible. - Mm-mmm. 879 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,572 It was quite easy, actually. 880 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,532 All it took was a little whisper here, 881 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:45,743 a carefully orchestrated coincidence there. 882 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:49,413 And your pathological self-absorption, of course. Voila! 883 00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:51,958 All your idea. 884 00:45:55,836 --> 00:46:00,216 Because all our lives you thought that you were better than me. 885 00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:06,681 The great Lucifer morningstar, but you're not, are you? 886 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,850 You're just samael. 887 00:46:10,226 --> 00:46:12,728 Stop calling me that! 888 00:46:13,062 --> 00:46:14,188 All right. 889 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:17,149 Why don't I call you what you know you really are? 890 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:20,236 Unworthy. 891 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:04,340 You may want credit for my decisions, but... 892 00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:12,139 I'm confident, this one is all mine. 893 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:24,819 Lucfien 894 00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:26,986 you okay? 895 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,490 You look like hell. 896 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:31,742 Appropriate. 897 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,832 So, uh, good news is... 898 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,960 I dealt with the Michael problem. 899 00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:44,088 He won't be impersonating me ever again. 900 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:48,467 Bad news is that I've discovered, 901 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:54,723 apparently, he's been manipulating me since the dawn of time. 902 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:05,901 Yeah. Must be, um... Terrible to not control your own fate. 903 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:07,486 All right, I get it. 904 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,489 Detective, you're struggling with feeling like you can't cope. 905 00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:12,741 Well, welcome to the bloody club. 906 00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:15,077 You have no right to yell at me. 907 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,788 Our situations are nothing alike. 908 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,290 You are an angel. 909 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:23,002 You deal with celestial craziness all the time. 910 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:24,837 I am just a person, Lucifer. 911 00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:29,216 Just a person who was already dealing 912 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,100 with the fact that I'm in love with the devil. 913 00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:34,388 And then, I find out 914 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:38,350 that I was made... to feel that way. 915 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,105 That my life isn't my own. 916 00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:46,817 So I am sorry if your brother is a jerk to you sometimes. 917 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:57,661 I... I spent thousands of years 918 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:01,081 in hell imagining our reunion. 919 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,460 Getting my partner back, getting... 920 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:08,923 Getting you back and now... 921 00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:18,807 I just thought it would go differently. 922 00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:25,689 Yeah. Me too. 923 00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:30,611 I thought what we had was real. 924 00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,596 Decker! Yo? 925 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:03,018 Come on. It's 9:30. Even you can't be in bed. 926 00:51:03,102 --> 00:51:04,144 She's not here. 927 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,606 She left quite abruptly, actually. 928 00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:09,400 She was quite upset. 929 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:15,489 Suppose you're the person I wanted to talk to anyway. 930 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:19,285 I, well, I wanted to say that, um... 931 00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:22,746 That I'm sorry. 932 00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:25,189 I shouldn't have tried to stab you. 933 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:29,503 Turns out, you weren't the one I was upset with to begin with. 934 00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:33,215 Really? You're not upset with Lucifer? 935 00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:40,097 Well... you should be. 936 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:47,521 Well, this night turned out better than expected. 937 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:50,190 Now I get to cut out your lying tongue. 938 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:54,737 You're right, you're right, I'm a liar. 939 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:57,906 And Lucifer always tells the truth, doesn't he? 940 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:01,827 Oh, yeah. Except for when he leaves things out. 941 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:05,080 Like the secret that he kept from Chloe 942 00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:08,375 and the one that he's keeping from you. 943 00:52:12,546 --> 00:52:13,881 What secret? 944 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,633 Mmm. Uh-uh. 945 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:20,054 I can't tell you that. You won't believe me. 946 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,640 'Cause I'm a liar, right? 947 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:31,065 But, I can tell you how to find it out for yourself.