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- Previously on

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"Below Deck Med"...

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- That's what

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I'm talking about.

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- No.

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- I'm pretty sure Wes

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is moving in on Malia.

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I'm not too happy about it.

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- Nice to see you.

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- Lauren and I had

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a short little fling.

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- What?

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- You lied and now

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you're kinda saying

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you didn't lie.

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- Do you understand

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how stupid this is?

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- Thanks for your support,

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Lauren.

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Why don't you go f--- Ben?

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- It's just so unfair

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that this is happening to me.

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Bobby's able

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to continue laughing,

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and I'm sinking into,

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like, a dark hole.

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- Primary charter member,

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Mr. Skin.

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- You're watching "Naked News."

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- Don't stand there

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and watch me.

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Go find something else to do.

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- Have her speak for one another

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in terms of the way we--

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speaking.

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- The thing with chefs,

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you need to take accountability

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for your mistakes.

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- I would expect her,

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as a chief stew,

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to have my back.

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- Pulling anchor up.

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[clanking]

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- What was that?

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- [sighs]

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- Oh, sh--, look at that, bro.

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- Is it wrapped?

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- Up and it's underneath

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the bow, all in one big group.

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- So obviously,

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we're having a few issues

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with the anchor chain.

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I'm gonna get an attendant

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to take you guys

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back to Split.

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- F---.

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- What' were doing

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isn't working.

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- This is a nightmare.

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F---.

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- They may have to cut

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the anchor chain,

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and now that's weeks

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without a job.

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- I am scared sh--less

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'cause the last person

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I wanna see hurt is Wes.

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- Stop holding--

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- Let it go, let it go.

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- Oh, sh--.

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[horn blares]

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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[dramatic music]

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- Try the other loop.

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- Sh--.

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- [grunts]

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- This is wild, huh?

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- Yeah.

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- [sighs] This is so tight.

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Oh, man.

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- It's holding--

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- We just got

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this last little bit.

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- Oh, man.

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- Holy sh--.

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- Yes!

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- Whoo-hoo!

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- Yes!

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- Is that cheers

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of anchors coming up?

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- We're good to go!

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- Is that the anchor up?

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- Yeah, we're in.

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[all cheering]

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- [laughs] Good job, guys!

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- Thank God.

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- Took us nine hours.

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- Wes, great job down there.

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- You're amazing.

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I have a new appreciation

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for you.

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- Thank you, Captain.

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Appreciate it.

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- Wes is a rock star boatswain.

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Watching Wes today untangle

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the anchor and take charge

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was pretty attractive.

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- It's time to pull the ribs

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out of the oven.

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- Is that what we're having?

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- Do you like it?

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[laughs]

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- But I'm also

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attracted to Adam.

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Like, of course the two guys

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I'm kind of into are roommates.

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- Okay, I'm going in gear.

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- Oh, my gosh.

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- Attention all crew,

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we need to hurry back to port

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and turn this boat around

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for our next charter.

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- Tender is at full tow.

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both: Whoo!

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- Whoo!

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♪ ♪

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- Probably have four

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on the bar.

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We've got Max at midships

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and myself and Malia

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on the stern.

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2 meters.

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1 meter till touching fender.

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- 1 meter.

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- Hey, that's cool.

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Make it off there.

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- Smooth parking.

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- Thanks for getting us

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in here safely.

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- Let's meet in the main salon.

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♪ ♪

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All right,

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so it was very stressful

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because all I can think about

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is the client.

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A new crew that had never,

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ever experienced this before.

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So it was challenging.

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There really is no reason why we

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have to be rude to each other.

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The line, will it

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pull up the anchor?

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- You wanna pull the anchor

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with this line?

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- Yes.

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- That will not happen.

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- So for me, it's about

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being considerate of others

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during a lot of pressure.

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- My emotions

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got the best of me

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during this anchor situation.

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And I need to work on that.

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And I'm just glad that Captain

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Sandy didn't call me out.

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- So anyway, I want to show you

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how much money we got.

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Which was $17,000.

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$1,500 apiece.

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- Whoo! That's awesome.

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- And it's already in bundles,

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so we don't have to count it.

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- Yay!

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- Perfect.

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We chalk this up

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for experience,

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and we just press forward

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and we don't look back.

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You guys can go out

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and have some fun.

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- Thanks, Captain.

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- That was a generous tip.

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- Han?

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- Yeah?

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- That's 100% okay.

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- Okay.

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- Dude, you got a zip

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on your shirt, eh?

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- It's when I want to just

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release a bit of thigh.

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- [laughs] Wait.

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I don't need an ID?

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- Malia might need an ID.

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Got that baby face.

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The more time

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I spend with Malia,

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the more time I wanna

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spend with Malia.

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- Okay, bye, guys!

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- Oh, yeah.

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- Big hug.

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[all speaking at once]

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- Have fun.

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- Bye, Bugsy.

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[upbeat dance music]

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- Whoo! Feels so good

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to be on land.

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- Let's go and get a drink.

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- Oh, sick.

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- Whoo!

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- Oh, this is chill.

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- Ooh, I like the devil man.

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- Good choice, everyone.

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- That looks f---ing disgusting,

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but hey, send it over.

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- Hey!

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- That smells like vodka.

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- Cheers to the deck crew

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for kicking ass today.

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- Cheers!

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- Yeah.

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- You!

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- Another charter down.

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- Whoo!

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- To the Skin.

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- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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- Mr. Skin!

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- Maybe you finish that off.

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- Here, you want

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some Red Bull in there?

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- Okay, we'll go 50/50.

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- Can you whistle?

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[whistles]

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- Can you do this?

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[farting with hands]

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Now, that took about

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two weeks of practice.

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- Not with my hands.

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[both laugh]

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- Malia is really cute,

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but my number one rule

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is never be with the crew.

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- I can't do

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the loud one, though.

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[whistles]

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- How's this beer?

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- You wanna try it?

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- I like it.

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- It's so good.

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- Wow, it's really good.

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- I can even do, like,

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"Mary Had a Little Lamb."

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[farting with hands]

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- So, Malia...

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- [farting with hands]

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- ♪ Malia ♪

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- When she--she starts

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chucking around those eyes.

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It's like, Jesus Christ.

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- I know.

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- We have Bobby, Adam.

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Wes is joining in the race

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for Malia.

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I can't blame them.

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She's adorable.

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- It doesn't really seem like

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there's anyone but Max

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on board that's

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not interested in Malia.

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- ♪ Malia, Malia ♪

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- I'm not the hook-up kinda guy,

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so that might work out.

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- I don't know if it's Malia

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or if it's the time in my life,

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but I'm sick of not

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having a girlfriend.

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Sick of not having

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someone to share

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these incredible

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experiences with.

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- Guys, how do you feel about

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going back to the boat?

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all: Yes!

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- Whoo!

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- I got a boat.

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Get me out of here,

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get me out of here.

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[laughter]

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- Ahh!

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- Let's make it loud

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in the galley.

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- Let's get in the galley

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and cook sh--.

295
00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,750
- Cool people get

296
00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,750
what they want.

297
00:07:31,792 --> 00:07:33,417
♪ ♪

298
00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:35,083
- Come on, cheers.

299
00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,625
It's just, like,

300
00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,625
let the better man win.

301
00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:38,792
It needs sauce, though.

302
00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,417
Let's get some sauce for it.

303
00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:42,750
- Ooh!

304
00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:44,042
[laughter]

305
00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,750
- Really?

306
00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,750
- Really.

307
00:07:45,792 --> 00:07:47,750
- Really?

308
00:07:45,792 --> 00:07:47,750
- Bye.

309
00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:51,625
- Okay.

310
00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:51,625
I don't like conflict

311
00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,458
'cause I was a really big bitch

312
00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,458
in high school.

313
00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:55,417
And I was really,

314
00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:55,417
really mean to people.

315
00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,500
And I went through, like,

316
00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,500
a serious depression.

317
00:07:57,542 --> 00:07:59,500
Like, I found myself alone,

318
00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:01,000
with no one to trust.

319
00:08:01,042 --> 00:08:03,500
And I just decided, like,

320
00:08:01,042 --> 00:08:03,500
that's not the way

321
00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:05,083
I wanna live my life.

322
00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,667
- [clears throat]

323
00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:09,125
- It's 1:11.

324
00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:09,125
- Shh.

325
00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:10,625
Bugsy's in bed.

326
00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:10,625
Remember?

327
00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:11,958
- Aww.

328
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,667
- What--is that sriracha?

329
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,667
- Yeah.

330
00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,167
We're putting it--you want to--

331
00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,167
- Hi, Malia.

332
00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,958
- Are there more mashed potatoes

333
00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,958
somewhere?

334
00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,500
- Um, yes.

335
00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,500
- Mashed potatoes

336
00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:21,583
with sriracha, mmm.

337
00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:21,583
- It's true.

338
00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:23,833
- Mmm, mmm.

339
00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:25,125
- Can I just give you a hug?

340
00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:28,042
I really wanna just hug you.

341
00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:28,042
Mm.

342
00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:30,625
I'm tired of feeling upset

343
00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:30,625
and left out.

344
00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:31,708
Bobby's a good guy.

345
00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:32,792
I just--I really hope

346
00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:34,458
that he can forgive me.

347
00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,292
Are you--

348
00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:38,667
- I'm sorry.

349
00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:38,667
- Can we get over this?

350
00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:41,167
- Mm-hmm.

351
00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:41,167
- Please? Thank you.

352
00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:45,708
- I can forgive it,

353
00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:45,708
but I won't forget it.

354
00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:47,208
[laughs]

355
00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,458
- Mmm, mmm.

356
00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,458
- It'll blow your mind, girl.

357
00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,958
I'll make you some gravy

358
00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,958
one of these days.

359
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,708
- Mm-hmm.

360
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,708
- I have titty cakes,

361
00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,458
if you're interested.

362
00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,458
- I shaped those.

363
00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,000
- You basically made

364
00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,000
all those cakes last time.

365
00:08:56,042 --> 00:08:57,792
- Malia's a rock star.

366
00:08:56,042 --> 00:08:57,792
In case you haven't noticed.

367
00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,500
- I'm starting to notice.

368
00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:01,500
- Adam and Wes are both

369
00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:01,500
very different.

370
00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,875
Angel and devil. [laughs]

371
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,708
[laughter]

372
00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:06,500
I'm not looking

373
00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:06,500
to get in a relationship.

374
00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:09,875
I'm just here to work,

375
00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:09,875
and you know, have fun.

376
00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,542
This is so good.

377
00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,250
- Oh, yeah.

378
00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,250
You can do whatever you want.

379
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,083
- I'm switching between

380
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,083
ice cream and mashed potatoes. potatoes.

381
00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:17,250
No big deal.

382
00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:17,250
- It's all yours, girl.

383
00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:20,875
- Double dipping. Oh, Malia.

384
00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:22,042
- I think it's time for Wes

385
00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:22,042
to head to bed.

386
00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:23,417
- Ohh.

387
00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:23,417
- All right.

388
00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:25,375
- Peace, yo.

389
00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:25,375
- Bedtime?

390
00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,083
- Good night, you guys.

391
00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,083
Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed, too.

392
00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:28,542
- Good night!

393
00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:28,542
- All right, bro,

394
00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:30,042
I'm gonna take a shower,

395
00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:30,042
go to bed.

396
00:09:30,042 --> 00:09:31,042
All right, man. Good night.

397
00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:32,042
- [snoring]

398
00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:35,042
[upbeat music]

399
00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:37,833
♪ ♪

400
00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:39,917
- Come on, sunshine.

401
00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:39,917
- Are we uncovering?

402
00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,917
- Yep.

403
00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,917
- Hannah, Wes, and Adam,

404
00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,500
meet me in the crew mess.

405
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,750
- How you doing, bro?

406
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,750
- Hear we're about to

407
00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:49,708
learn new things

408
00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:49,708
about new people.

409
00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,583
- This is a one-day charter.

410
00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,583
- All righty.

411
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,125
- Primary guest Eden

412
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,125
is chartering this yacht

413
00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,208
for his girlfriend Evva

414
00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,208
and their close friends

415
00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,958
to celebrate a few milestones

416
00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,958
happening in their lives.

417
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,542
- Two birthdays,

418
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,542
a tenth wedding anniversary...

419
00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:02,708
- I see cakes.

420
00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:02,708
- And an engagement.

421
00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,208
- I see more cakes in my future.

422
00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,958
- Evva would like to have

423
00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,958
a Croatian dinner.

424
00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:08,583
- Holy guacamole!

425
00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,625
No allergies

426
00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,625
or medical conditions.

427
00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,625
- No allergies.

428
00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,625
- It is a miracle.

429
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,792
Hallelujah!

430
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,792
Whoo!

431
00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:18,250
What I'm gonna have to do

432
00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:18,250
is just go walk the street

433
00:10:18,292 --> 00:10:20,042
real quick,

434
00:10:18,292 --> 00:10:20,042
do a quick seasonal run.

435
00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,292
And I'll knock their socks off.

436
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:24,125
- So their itinerary requests:

437
00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,458
all water toys,

438
00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,458
including snorkeling,

439
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,208
paddle boarding and Jet Skiing.

440
00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:30,125
And then we have

441
00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:30,125
some weather coming.

442
00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:33,167
- Precipitation, 24 knots

443
00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:33,167
is just pumping with wind.

444
00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:37,292
- I want everyone ready,

445
00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:37,292
in your uniforms, 7:00.

446
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,583
After the anchor fiasco,

447
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,583
how will I adjust

448
00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:41,167
if the crew don't understand?

449
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,000
I just want to slap 'em

450
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,000
up against the head.

451
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,250
[claps] Pay attention.

452
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,250
Come on, you can do this.

453
00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:47,083
Focus. You know,

454
00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:47,083
'cause a lot of 'em act like

455
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,333
they're, like, five years old.

456
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:53,167
♪ ♪

457
00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:54,667
- Coming up...

458
00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:57,000
- Whoo!

459
00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:57,000
- Oh, it went down.

460
00:10:57,042 --> 00:10:58,167
- Go, go, go,

461
00:10:57,042 --> 00:10:58,167
it's an emergency.

462
00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,833
- F---!

463
00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,833
- Go, go, go, go.

464
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,042
- And later...

465
00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:06,958
- You think you could, uh...

466
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,625
- He's my boss.

467
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,333
Oh, God.

468
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:14,625
[upbeat music]

469
00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:19,042
♪ ♪

470
00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:20,875
- How are you holding up?

471
00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:20,875
- Yeah, I'm okay.

472
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:23,292
- I'm just, like--

473
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:23,292
my gran's funeral's tomorrow.

474
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,208
And I'm not gonna make it home.

475
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,208
- Yeah.

476
00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:27,708
- So it's just

477
00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:27,708
coming to terms with that.

478
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,250
I've just gotta get through it.

479
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:33,750
- Thank you.

480
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,792
- All crew,

481
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,792
let's get into our whites.

482
00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:43,625
♪ ♪

483
00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,542
- Damn, bro.

484
00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:47,833
- That was about

485
00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:47,833
as quick as it gets, isn't it?

486
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:48,833
- I know, dude.

487
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,042
- Let's do this.

488
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,042
Round three.

489
00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:54,792
- Here they come.

490
00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:54,792
Look sharp.

491
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:55,917
- There's the boat.

492
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:55,917
- Ohh.

493
00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:57,583
- Hello!

494
00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:57,583
- Hi.

495
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,042
- Hi, how are you?

496
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,042
- I'm Captain Sandy.

497
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,250
- Danny.

498
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,250
- Welcome aboard.

499
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,833
Captain Sandy.

500
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,833
- Suzanne.

501
00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:03,208
- I'm Bobby.

502
00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:03,208
These charter guests

503
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,042
look completely normal.

504
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,917
And that's okay,

505
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,917
but I was kinda getting used

506
00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:09,750
to naked boobies running around.

507
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,583
- Welcome.

508
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,583
- Thank you, thank you.

509
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:14,042
- Okay, guys.

510
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:14,042
Come onboard.

511
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,083
all: Wow.

512
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,750
- Oh, wow.

513
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,750
- Look at the sink.

514
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,208
- Wow!

515
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,208
- Here we have the main salon.

516
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,250
- This is home.

517
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,333
[laughter]

518
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,667
- Careful, Malia,

519
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,667
it's kinda heavy.

520
00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:28,250
- I'll take you up

521
00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:28,250
to the top deck.

522
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,875
- This must be the bar.

523
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,875
Oh, no, it's a gym.

524
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,167
Sorry, I always that confused.

525
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,167
- I think so.

526
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:33,917
- These two obviously

527
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:33,917
go together.

528
00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,750
- So through here,

529
00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,750
we have the master.

530
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,250
- Oh, my.

531
00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:40,083
- So Cathy, Suzanne, Deanna.

532
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,125
- I don't even try.

533
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,125
- Michael--

534
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,792
- All three cabins are double,

535
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,792
so you guys

536
00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:47,250
can fight between yourselves

537
00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:47,250
about who wants what.

538
00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:48,667
- Okay.

539
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:54,083
♪ ♪

540
00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:56,292
- I'm gonna bring you

541
00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:56,292
the cheese plate to munch on.

542
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:59,292
Then we're gonna be dropping

543
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:59,292
anchor outside of Stari Grad.

544
00:12:59,292 --> 00:13:01,250
And then we're gonna get

545
00:12:59,292 --> 00:13:01,250
all the water toys

546
00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:03,292
so you guys can

547
00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:03,292
start having fun.

548
00:13:03,292 --> 00:13:07,042
Then lunch at a winery

549
00:13:03,292 --> 00:13:07,042
in Stari Grad.

550
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:09,750
Anything else?

551
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:09,750
both: Espresso martini.

552
00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:11,208
- I'll have a cosmo, please.

553
00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:11,208
- Sure.

554
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,417
- Great, thank you.

555
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,292
- Lauren, what's your location?

556
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,292
- I'm in the laundry room.

557
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,292
- Can I get one cosmo

558
00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:17,958
and one espresso martini,

559
00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:17,958
please?

560
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:20,167
- Yeah, sure.

561
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,167
- Let me know what you think.

562
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,167
- Lovely.

563
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,000
- Perfect. Enjoy it.

564
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,000
- Thank you very much.

565
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,833
- She makes a great cosmo.

566
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:28,458
You wanna try a sip?

567
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:28,458
- Oh, my goodness, that is good.

568
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,500
- Isn't that good?

569
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,500
- Deck crew, deck crew,

570
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,333
we're ready to go.

571
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:35,000
- Let's go get off this dock.

572
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:35,000
- Bow to stern.

573
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,833
- Just got the breast

574
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,833
and stern left.

575
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,333
- Clear.

576
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,333
- Okay.

577
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,958
- Your stern is clear to swing.

578
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,958
- Thank you.

579
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,250
- Good-bye, Split.

580
00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:45,958
- It's just gorgeous.

581
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,333
- Is this the one

582
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,333
with Kahlúa in it?

583
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,667
- No Kahlúa.

584
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,667
Just vodka and espresso.

585
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,417
- Great.

586
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,417
- Perfect.

587
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,083
- Thank you so much.

588
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,083
- Let me know what you think.

589
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:56,292
[laughs]

590
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:56,292
If it's too strong--

591
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,292
- Mmm, it's perfect.

592
00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,375
♪ ♪

593
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:03,500
- First impressions?

594
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:03,500
- Sweet. Lovely.

595
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,375
- San Diego, baby.

596
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,375
- For sure?

597
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,333
both:

598
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,333
All the way from California.

599
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:08,458
- Yeah.

600
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:08,458
- You live in a beautiful place.

601
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,042
- We do.

602
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,042
- [laughs]

603
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:11,708
- Everyone there

604
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:11,708
is just like, whatever,

605
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:14,167
I'll go to work eventually.

606
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:14,167
- [laughs]

607
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,458
Sounds like me.

608
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,292
- Ah, that's unfortunate.

609
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,833
- Luggage is good to go down?

610
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,833
- Yeah, please. Thanks.

611
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,333
- Starboard forward.

612
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,333
- Starboard forward?

613
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,375
both: Starboard forward.

614
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,875
- The rest are masters.

615
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,875
- Lauren?

616
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,792
- Yeah?

617
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,792
- In the future,

618
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,708
radio me and check

619
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,708
before heading into laundry

620
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,208
so in case there's

621
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,208
stuff up there

622
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,458
with the guests that we need.

623
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,458
- Yeah.

624
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,833
It gets a little awkward,

625
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,292
'cause you're on the guest tour.

626
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,167
So I'm like, uh, what do I do?

627
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,167
- Yeah.

628
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:39,500
Well, just check

629
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:39,500
with Bugs, then.

630
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:41,042
- Okay.

631
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:41,042
It's really important

632
00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:43,208
for me to prove myself

633
00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:43,208
to Hannah.

634
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,250
'Cause I'm definitely

635
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,250
a people pleaser.

636
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,542
And I think one of my weaknesses

637
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,542
is I care too much

638
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,875
about what other people

639
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,875
think about me.

640
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,208
- Spiced gouda--

641
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,208
- Croatian?

642
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,917
- Croatian.

643
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,917
- Mm-hmm.

644
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,417
- This is bresaola.

645
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,417
- Okay, and bresaola.

646
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:56,250
- And that is pâté.

647
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:56,250
- Perfect.

648
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,000
What I'm gonna do is,

649
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,000
I'm gonna write down

650
00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,083
exactly what is being drunk,

651
00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,083
because, like,

652
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,542
Mike's got a preference of just

653
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,542
drinking his espresso martini.

654
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,875
Not Kahlúa.

655
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,875
It's just espresso and vodka.

656
00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:06,000
- Okay.

657
00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:06,000
- I'm starting to think,

658
00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:07,208
Bugsy is reading my mind.

659
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,167
She's two steps ahead.

660
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,208
She knows what I want.

661
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,750
With Hannah, I gotta ask her.

662
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,167
- Knocked these out

663
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,167
the ballpark.

664
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,083
- You!

665
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,083
- There we go.

666
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,417
- Oh, beautiful.

667
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,917
- The guests are

668
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,917
extremely mellow

669
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,375
and down-to-earth.

670
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:21,542
And maybe

671
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:21,542
a lot more conservative,

672
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,250
compared to our previous guests.

673
00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:25,958
- Might wanna

674
00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:25,958
tweak the nipples a bit.

675
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,458
- [sighs] Sigh of relief.

676
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,208
Enjoy.

677
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,208
[laughs]

678
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:36,042
♪ ♪

679
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,583
- These are the fabulous five.

680
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,125
- I love it.

681
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,625
Say "vacay"!

682
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,542
[all cheering]

683
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:48,000
♪ ♪

684
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,208
- Yeah.

685
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,208
- She's English too, right?

686
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,333
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

687
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,042
- Contract of what?

688
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,125
- Like stripping or ballet?

689
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,417
- Um...

690
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,333
[laughter]

691
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,125
I miss my chick all the time.

692
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,500
She has a massive smile,

693
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,500
huge teeth.

694
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,500
Big eyes, blonde hair.

695
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,500
Straight ten.

696
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,958
I was quite lucky

697
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,958
in this scenario.

698
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:23,000
You know, like, all that stuff.

699
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,417
- Like a go-go dancer?

700
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,458
- Yeah, is that what

701
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,458
you call 'em?

702
00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:29,417
- All righty, it's anchor time.

703
00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:29,417
Malia, you ready?

704
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,500
- Yeah. I wanna always

705
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,500
reach for more.

706
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,958
I wanna be the captain.

707
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,500
I'm a very studious person.

708
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,458
And Wes is a great leader.

709
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,500
Disengaged, so engage.

710
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,292
Then I take the safety off,

711
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,292
then the break.

712
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,125
- Then drop walk it down.

713
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,125
- On it.

714
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,417
- And let it ride.

715
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,417
- It's pretty sexy, you know?

716
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,292
I like being taught

717
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,292
something new.

718
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:50,667
Standing by on anchor, Captain.

719
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:50,667
- Thank you.

720
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,250
- Anchor is ready.

721
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,250
- Okay, go ahead and drop it.

722
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,625
- That's one check on the water.

723
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,000
- Lock it down.

724
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:10,375
Good anchor drop.

725
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:10,375
- Let's get 'em in the water.

726
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:11,542
- Ready.

727
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:15,125
♪ ♪

728
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:18,542
- Easy, easy, easy, easy.

729
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,500
- Can't you tow them

730
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,500
with that tender?

731
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,625
If they wanna do the banana or--

732
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,625
- Yeah, of course. Easy.

733
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:26,083
- You wanna be on

734
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:26,083
a banana, baby? [laughs]

735
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,917
both: Whoo!

736
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,000
- Whoo!

737
00:17:33,042 --> 00:17:34,000
- Ow.

738
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,917
[woman screams]

739
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,333
- She said go faster?

740
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:50,250
♪ ♪

741
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,417
- The weather is coming in,

742
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,417
and we need to depart

743
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:54,417
as soon as possible.

744
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:54,417
- Okay, copy.

745
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:58,417
Deck crew, best start

746
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:58,417
packing up the water toys.

747
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:01,083
- Whoo! [laughs]

748
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,542
[splashing]

749
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,583
- Oh, they went down.

750
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,583
- Oh, f---.

751
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,250
- Oh, sh--.

752
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,250
- Oh, my God.

753
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,000
- Go, go, go, go.

754
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,000
It's an emergency.

755
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:10,417
Go, go, go, go!

756
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,375
- Oh, my God,

757
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,375
she got hurt.

758
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:14,458
- Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy,

759
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:14,458
we got a guest down.

760
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,333
- What happened?

761
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:19,750
[dramatic music]

762
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,625
- [laughs]

763
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,375
[splashing]

764
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,042
Oh, they went down.

765
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,042
- Oh, sh--.

766
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,625
- Go, go, go, go.

767
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,625
It's an emergency.

768
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,292
Go, go!

769
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,292
- Oh, my God. She got hurt.

770
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,125
- Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy,

771
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,125
we got a guest down.

772
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:32,625
We need a first aid kit.

773
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:32,625
- What happened?

774
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,292
- They fell off of the banana

775
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,292
and I think

776
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,292
they might have hit heads.

777
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,292
- F---ing sh--.

778
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,250
I can't leave the bridge

779
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,250
because we're dragging anchor.

780
00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:39,792
Just get the first aid kit.

781
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,292
- Do you think she's in

782
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,292
a bit of shock?

783
00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:43,292
- I don't know.

784
00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:43,292
- Is she okay?

785
00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:45,125
- All right,

786
00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:45,125
quick couple questions.

787
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,333
Do you know what year it is?

788
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,958
- You know where you're at?

789
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,250
- Perfect.

790
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,250
Let's go around this way.

791
00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:54,333
- She's shaking a bit.

792
00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:54,333
I'll get her a Coke, okay?

793
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,500
- She needs to sit down.

794
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,500
- Just needs to sit down.

795
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,500
- You okay?

796
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,500
- Yeah. My ribs are, like--

797
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,625
I feel like my ribs

798
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,625
were crushed.

799
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,333
- You all right?

800
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,333
- Yeah.

801
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,583
I thought the worst,

802
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:08,083
so I go into firefighter mode.

803
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:11,292
And I wanna impress Captain

804
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:11,292
Sandy, I wanna impress Wes,

805
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,667
I wanna impress Malia.

806
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:14,500
- Bobby, thank you.

807
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:14,500
- Of course.

808
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,333
- As a kid growing up,

809
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,333
my parents never let me

810
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,667
around bananas.

811
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,667
- No, me either, actually.

812
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,250
- Yeah. My parents were just

813
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,250
like, no banana ever.

814
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,167
- Deck crew,

815
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,167
we're dragging anchor.

816
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,667
Please move the stuff away

817
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,667
from the swim platform.

818
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,500
- We're still working

819
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,500
on getting our guest

820
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,333
off the swim platform, here.

821
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,333
She's injured, so--

822
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,500
- I'm dragging anchor,

823
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,500
so I don't have a choice.

824
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,250
You gotta move the toy.

825
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,250
The wind's picked up.

826
00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:33,000
- Yeah, please,

827
00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:33,000
if I could get someone

828
00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:35,042
down here on

829
00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:35,042
the swim platform, please.

830
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,750
- Line clear.

831
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,750
- Just pull it in.

832
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,625
- All right, Captain,

833
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,625
all toys are onboard.

834
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,542
We're just getting

835
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,542
the wave runner on now.

836
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:45,125
- Thank you.

837
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,708
- Nice job, deck crew.

838
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,208
- Anchor coming up.

839
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,333
- Thanks for saving her, guys.

840
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,333
Appreciate it.

841
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,292
- No problem.

842
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,292
- Good job.

843
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:02,208
- I think I might send Bugs

844
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:02,208
with you today.

845
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,542
- That'd be nice.

846
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:04,792
- Hello, hello.

847
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,625
- Bugs?

848
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,625
- Yes, Hannah?

849
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,042
- It might be nice for you

850
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,042
to go with Adam today.

851
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,708
- What do you think?

852
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,708
- That sounds cool.

853
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,292
- Take a little stroll

854
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,292
into town.

855
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,875
- Yeah.

856
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,875
- Maybe we can grab a coffee

857
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,542
if there's time.

858
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,542
- Yeah.

859
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,375
- Bugs has been amazing,

860
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,375
so I definitely wanna

861
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,750
give her the opportunity

862
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,750
to chill out a little bit.

863
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,167
- I'm so excited.

864
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,250
- Okay, guys.

865
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,250
Get ready to dock.

866
00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:25,917
- Copy that.

867
00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:25,917
- What's my distance

868
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:27,583
off the bow?

869
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:27,583
- We're at about 10 meters

870
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,417
to the dock on the bow.

871
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:30,750
- Fenders on the bow

872
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:30,750
need to come down.

873
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,500
- Copy that.

874
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,500
- This is talent.

875
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:33,875
- We are touching fenders.

876
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:33,875
Jeez, these lines

877
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,750
are too heavy.

878
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,250
- Come on, guys, get the stern

879
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,250
line out of the water.

880
00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:42,167
I never want a line

881
00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:42,167
in the water. Ever.

882
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,250
It's yachting 101.

883
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,250
You don't drop the stern line

884
00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:45,750
in the water while

885
00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:45,750
the captain's maneuvering.

886
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:47,417
It could get caught

887
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:47,417
in the prop.

888
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,417
Next thing you know,

889
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,417
I smash the dock.

890
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:50,083
I screw the prop.

891
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,667
- All right, Captain.

892
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,667
All lines are sure.

893
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:52,750
We've got some good tension

894
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:52,750
on the stern.

895
00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:53,750
And our springs are tight.

896
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:55,750
- Okay. Thank you.

897
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,708
[knock at door]

898
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,250
So are you okay?

899
00:21:06,292 --> 00:21:08,625
- If you need anything, pick up

900
00:21:06,292 --> 00:21:08,625
your phone and call the bridge.

901
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,375
- Thanks for checking on me.

902
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,375
- Okay. All right.

903
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:12,625
- That's so sweet of you.

904
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:12,625
- Okay.

905
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,708
- Lauren, I'm gonna chain your

906
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,708
hands to that ironing board.

907
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,292
- I'm almost done.

908
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,292
I'm almost done.

909
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,958
Look, I have

910
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,958
two more rings to do.

911
00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:21,542
- Good.

912
00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:21,542
- I'm really easily distracted.

913
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,375
- I can tell.

914
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,375
- Don't you worry.

915
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,625
Go relax, girl.

916
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,292
- Do you mind me speaking to you

917
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,292
for two seconds?

918
00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:30,292
- Yeah, of course.

919
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,792
- I was just wondering,

920
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,792
you know, if you're away,

921
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,708
if you wouldn't mind me stepping

922
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,708
in to call her out on something

923
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,875
if I see it happening.

924
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,875
- Yeah, no, no, no.

925
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:39,833
Of course.

926
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:39,833
- She's gonna need, like,

927
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,833
a good talking-to

928
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,833
every now and again.

929
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,833
- I know. Bugs has had

930
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,833
management experience,

931
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:47,333
so I have total faith in her

932
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:47,333
whipping Lauren into shape

933
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,833
and allowing me to step off

934
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,833
a little bit.

935
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,500
Awesome.

936
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,500
- Thanks.

937
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,250
- Have a great time.

938
00:21:54,292 --> 00:21:55,833
- Anything you want us

939
00:21:54,292 --> 00:21:55,833
to bring back?

940
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:59,500
- A nice husband, maybe?

941
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:59,500
- I'll work on that.

942
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,625
[laughter]

943
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,833
- I just love the architecture.

944
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,750
- Whoo!

945
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,750
- Oh, this is beautiful.

946
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:08,250
Is this where we're going?

947
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:08,250
- Beautiful.

948
00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:10,667
all: Yay!

949
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:12,167
- Adam, are you ready?

950
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:13,417
Should we go?

951
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:13,417
- Yeah.

952
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,000
- Let's go.

953
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,583
Feels so good to be

954
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,583
off the boat.

955
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:17,917
- You know, just a little sun.

956
00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:19,833
- Oh, look at--

957
00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:19,833
this is old-school.

958
00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,042
- Excuse me, sir,

959
00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,042
you don't happen to have

960
00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:22,375
any fresh fish, do you?

961
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:23,708
- Oh, wow.

962
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:23,708
- Oh, that's what

963
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,375
I'm talking about.

964
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,375
- Ohh.

965
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:26,792
- This is as fresh as it gets,

966
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:26,792
right there.

967
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:29,042
The inspiration for me

968
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:29,042
as a yacht chef

969
00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:31,042
comes from following

970
00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:31,042
the culture.

971
00:22:31,042 --> 00:22:32,542
It's good to have you around.

972
00:22:31,042 --> 00:22:32,542
You see this big boat here?

973
00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:34,208
- Yeah.

974
00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:34,208
- Bring it by.

975
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,875
- Yes, I'm going to.

976
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,875
- Thank you so much.

977
00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:37,375
We'll see you soon, all right?

978
00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:37,375
- Nice to meet you.

979
00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:38,708
- Thank you!

980
00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:38,708
- Thanks again.

981
00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:40,208
- Bon appétit.

982
00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:40,208
- Bon appétit.

983
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,875
- Round five.

984
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,875
Cheers, cheers.

985
00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:44,042
- We're not having dinner

986
00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:44,042
anytime early, are we?

987
00:22:44,042 --> 00:22:46,375
[laughter]

988
00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,542
- You know Matthew McConaughey?

989
00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,542
- Mm-mm.

990
00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:50,708
- Well, he's always like, "All

991
00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:50,708
right, all right, all right."

992
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:51,875
- Who's that?

993
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:51,875
- "All right, all right,

994
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:54,292
all right."

995
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:54,292
- [laughs]

996
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,375
- Malia just blatantly

997
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,375
disregards me.

998
00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,375
I just think she doesn't want

999
00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,375
any part of me

1000
00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:01,708
because of all the drama

1001
00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:01,708
that happened in the past.

1002
00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:03,583
You f---ing cock block me.

1003
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,750
You say, oh,

1004
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,750
Bobby's not worth it.

1005
00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,750
I feel completely alone

1006
00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,750
right now.

1007
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:10,333
Oh, God.

1008
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:10,333
- "Failure to Launch,"

1009
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:12,208
"Magic Mike" and "Fool's Gold."

1010
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:12,208
- Of course I know

1011
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:14,083
who Matthew McConaughey is.

1012
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:14,083
- Oh, jeez.

1013
00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,750
- Really?

1014
00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,750
- Like, come on, guys.

1015
00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:17,417
- "Magic Mike" is what

1016
00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:17,417
you're gonna go with?

1017
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:21,000
"Lincoln Lawyer."

1018
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:21,000
- I started with

1019
00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:22,750
"Failure to Launch."

1020
00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:22,750
That's not a bad one.

1021
00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:24,750
- Aw. Oh, he's so cute.

1022
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:26,833
- This is not a good hose.

1023
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:28,542
[both laughing]

1024
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,750
- You don't think you're gonna

1025
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,750
do it for life?

1026
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:32,917
- This yachting thing?

1027
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:32,917
- Yeah.

1028
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,750
- No, I can't.

1029
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,750
I'm missing that

1030
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,917
love aspect in my life.

1031
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,917
- Yeah.

1032
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,000
Thanks for being so strong,

1033
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,000
you know,

1034
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,042
with your grandma dying

1035
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,042
and everything, that's--

1036
00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:42,750
- Thank you.

1037
00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:42,750
- The way you're going about it

1038
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,625
is the most professional thing.

1039
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:47,792
The eager beaver Bugs

1040
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:47,792
that I initially found

1041
00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:49,792
kind of annoying...

1042
00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:49,792
- Do we need this?

1043
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:53,958
- I don't know. Stupid questions

1044
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:53,958
get harsh answers.

1045
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,625
Is actually

1046
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,625
really pleasant.

1047
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,042
It's obvious you and I

1048
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,042
are gonna be working

1049
00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,542
really well together

1050
00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,542
this season.

1051
00:23:58,583 --> 00:23:59,792
- Yeah.

1052
00:23:58,583 --> 00:23:59,792
- I'm pumped about that.

1053
00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:00,792
- Should we get back

1054
00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:00,792
to the boat?

1055
00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:01,917
- Let's do it.

1056
00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:04,958
- I'm ready to do service now.

1057
00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:07,792
- Okay, I'm gonna go down

1058
00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:07,792
for my break.

1059
00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:10,958
- Ooh. Back to work.

1060
00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:12,625
- Okay, I'm gonna go down.

1061
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,958
Just call me if you need me.

1062
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,958
- Okay.

1063
00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:17,458
- [speaking foreign language]

1064
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,958
- This town looks so cool.

1065
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,958
- Yeah, I'd love

1066
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:20,958
to walk around here.

1067
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,792
Maybe we'll just sneak out.

1068
00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:28,167
- Looks like our guests

1069
00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:28,167
have met the neighbors.

1070
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,583
- We are bringing

1071
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,583
the party onboard.

1072
00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:34,000
- [speaking foreign language]

1073
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,833
- Oh, they're inviting

1074
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,833
guests over. All right.

1075
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,167
All crew, all crew,

1076
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,167
we've got the guests

1077
00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:38,833
returning back to the boat.

1078
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,417
Looks like they've got

1079
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,417
ten plus guests

1080
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:41,500
coming onboard now.

1081
00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:42,792
Stand by.

1082
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:51,833
- I hope you don't mind,

1083
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:51,833
I've brought some friends.

1084
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,500
- We have eight charter guests

1085
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,500
plus an extra ten.

1086
00:24:54,542 --> 00:24:56,083
And one stewardess.

1087
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,833
Like, oh, sh--.

1088
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,833
- Come on, welcome aboard.

1089
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:01,667
- Coming up...

1090
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:01,667
- $350 per person for the tip.

1091
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,833
- I have to say no.

1092
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,833
- Are you f---ing kidding me?

1093
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:07,667
Hey, no, no, no, wait.

1094
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:07,667
- This is awkward as f---.

1095
00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:09,000
- And later...

1096
00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:14,500
I'm not gonna let Wes

1097
00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:14,500
take her.

1098
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,167
- I hope you don't mind,

1099
00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:19,167
I've brought some friends.

1100
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,542
- Welcome aboard.

1101
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,542
- Shoes off, in the basket.

1102
00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:26,708
- This is magic. Voila.

1103
00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:26,708
- Party.

1104
00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:28,708
- These are my people.

1105
00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:28,708
- I see that.

1106
00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:31,625
We wanna party.

1107
00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:31,625
- Does that mean round of shots?

1108
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,375
- I guess.

1109
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,375
- Sure.

1110
00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:35,458
- I'm finally not in laundry,

1111
00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:35,458
and I have

1112
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,542
eight charter guests,

1113
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,542
plus an extra ten.

1114
00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:38,708
Hannah and Bugs

1115
00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:38,708
are both on break,

1116
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,500
and it's just overwhelming.

1117
00:25:40,542 --> 00:25:43,042
- Can we have espresso martinis?

1118
00:25:40,542 --> 00:25:43,042
- Absolutely.

1119
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,000
But this is my time to shine.

1120
00:25:45,042 --> 00:25:47,875
- We're gonna go to the roof.

1121
00:25:45,042 --> 00:25:47,875
- Oh, perfect, yes.

1122
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,500
- Hey, man.

1123
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,500
- Yo.

1124
00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:50,917
- I know this is not

1125
00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:50,917
your department.

1126
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,083
Do you know

1127
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,083
where the beers are?

1128
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,750
- Of course. Right here.

1129
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:54,917
Why are they asking the chef

1130
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:54,917
for drinks?

1131
00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:56,583
There's three stewardesses.

1132
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,583
That's six hands

1133
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,583
to make cocktails.

1134
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,500
That's all you need

1135
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,500
to be doing right now.

1136
00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:01,500
- Cheers.

1137
00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:01,500
- Enjoy.

1138
00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:02,750
- Thanks, man.

1139
00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:06,500
- Lauren, how you doing?

1140
00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:07,750
- No, I'm fine.

1141
00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:07,750
- I feel like

1142
00:26:07,792 --> 00:26:09,667
she should be awake right now.

1143
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:11,958
And you're by yourself?

1144
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:11,958
- Yep. I got it.

1145
00:26:13,542 --> 00:26:16,000
Here we are. Cheers.

1146
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,167
- That's pretty big.

1147
00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,208
[knocking at door]

1148
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:26,833
- Yeah.

1149
00:26:28,917 --> 00:26:30,250
She's, like, freaking out.

1150
00:26:28,917 --> 00:26:30,250
- Yeah, I'm coming right now.

1151
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:32,625
- Okay. Thanks.

1152
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:35,625
You're the chief stew.

1153
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:35,625
They need to see your face.

1154
00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:37,292
Get the f--- up out of bed.

1155
00:26:37,292 --> 00:26:39,250
- Just espresso with vodka.

1156
00:26:37,292 --> 00:26:39,250
- You got it.

1157
00:26:39,292 --> 00:26:41,958
- Thank you.

1158
00:26:39,292 --> 00:26:41,958
[laughter]

1159
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:43,083
- [speaking foreign language]

1160
00:26:43,125 --> 00:26:44,625
Let's go to the bar.

1161
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:46,125
- They need drinks?

1162
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:46,125
- I think so.

1163
00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:47,958
They're coming in

1164
00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:47,958
for drinks right now.

1165
00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,917
- Okay, cool.

1166
00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,917
- I'm trying to show Hannah

1167
00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:51,875
that I can be trusted with more

1168
00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:51,875
than just laundry.

1169
00:26:51,917 --> 00:26:53,958
And now Adam goes

1170
00:26:51,917 --> 00:26:53,958
to wake her up for this.

1171
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,792
Cool, thanks, Adam.

1172
00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:58,917
- Do you mind if I use

1173
00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:58,917
this board for one second?

1174
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:01,792
- No, go ahead. We'll be taking

1175
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:01,792
this out in just a minute, okay?

1176
00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:04,042
Are you about ready?

1177
00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:04,042
- Are you asking me or Hannah?

1178
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,625
- I'm talking to you.

1179
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,625
- Yeah.

1180
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,958
- That attitude needs to go.

1181
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:10,958
- I hope you guys are hungry.

1182
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:10,958
We have a little snack

1183
00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:13,208
coming out for you in a moment.

1184
00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:13,208
- Oh, okay.

1185
00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:17,250
- Go, go, go, go, go.

1186
00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:17,250
- Please, please, please.

1187
00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:19,167
- Thank you.

1188
00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:22,125
- We have lemon, mango

1189
00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:22,125
and strawberry sorbet here.

1190
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:23,792
- Thank you.

1191
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:23,792
- Are you having a good time?

1192
00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,250
- Oh, my God.

1193
00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,250
The time of my life.

1194
00:27:25,292 --> 00:27:26,667
- Good.

1195
00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:28,625
- Of course.

1196
00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:29,667
- Ready?

1197
00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:29,667
- This is a lot.

1198
00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:31,792
This could go anywhere.

1199
00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:33,500
- Oh, that was going in!

1200
00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:33,500
- Whoa!

1201
00:27:33,542 --> 00:27:35,167
What sucks is there's

1202
00:27:33,542 --> 00:27:35,167
a drastic change

1203
00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:37,500
between Malia

1204
00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:37,500
and I's relationship.

1205
00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:39,583
I gotta be careful.

1206
00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:39,583
I'll sh-- my pants.

1207
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,667
- I'm not even kidding, I sh--

1208
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,667
my pants six times last year.

1209
00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:43,500
- Was it rolling down your leg?

1210
00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:46,750
I wanna have fun on deck

1211
00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:46,750
and go back to what we were

1212
00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,958
when we first met.

1213
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,750
- Ohh, good job, team.

1214
00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:55,167
♪ ♪

1215
00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:57,208
- Yay!

1216
00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:57,208
- Hi, guys. Shots?

1217
00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:59,333
- What are these?

1218
00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:59,333
- It's a custom shot.

1219
00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:02,042
We decided it was

1220
00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:02,042
a Croatian sensation today.

1221
00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:03,667
- Whoo!

1222
00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:03,667
- We are celebrating

1223
00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:05,708
a wedding anniversary.

1224
00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:07,875
He can't remember the date.

1225
00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:09,667
- But we're still celebrating.

1226
00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:09,667
- Cheers.

1227
00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:13,042
♪ ♪

1228
00:28:13,042 --> 00:28:15,042
- Mmm.

1229
00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:16,833
- Are you guys leaving?

1230
00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:16,833
- We're gonna do

1231
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:20,792
a group picture.

1232
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:20,792
- All right. One, two, three.

1233
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,000
both: Nice to meet you too.

1234
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,000
- Safe travels.

1235
00:28:23,042 --> 00:28:24,958
Have a great time.

1236
00:28:23,042 --> 00:28:24,958
- Sounds like they're leaving.

1237
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,042
- See you, buddy.

1238
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,042
- Nice meeting you.

1239
00:28:27,042 --> 00:28:28,958
- So enter the menu,

1240
00:28:27,042 --> 00:28:28,958
and I'll go and print it out.

1241
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,292
- Right. First course,

1242
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,292
tomato salad,

1243
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,042
macerated red onions.

1244
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,167
We're doing a Croatian-themed

1245
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,167
dinner tonight.

1246
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,208
Third course, grilled fish.

1247
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,250
Seafood is huge here.

1248
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,125
When there's no restrictions,

1249
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,125
I'm at my best.

1250
00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:45,250
- Bobby?

1251
00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:45,250
- Yeah.

1252
00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:46,917
- You're good at this toga

1253
00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:46,917
business, aren't you?

1254
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:48,750
- I've done one once or twice.

1255
00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:51,667
- These guests are celebrating

1256
00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:51,667
two birthdays,

1257
00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:54,750
a ten-year anniversary,

1258
00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:54,750
an engagement.

1259
00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:56,667
Even I've forgotten

1260
00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:56,667
the rest of them.

1261
00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:58,833
But I always feel like

1262
00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:58,833
when people put this much stuff

1263
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,917
on a preference sheet,

1264
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,917
they're going,

1265
00:29:00,958 --> 00:29:03,625
"You make sure we have

1266
00:29:00,958 --> 00:29:03,625
the time of our lives."

1267
00:29:05,792 --> 00:29:08,083
- [laughs] You think highly

1268
00:29:05,792 --> 00:29:08,083
of yourself.

1269
00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:09,833
- [laughs]

1270
00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:11,750
- So I've got this cake to make.

1271
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,917
And, you know, I made

1272
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,917
a nice buttercream frosting.

1273
00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:17,083
- Buttercream?

1274
00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:17,083
- Key to your heart?

1275
00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:19,708
Am I getting closer?

1276
00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:19,708
- [laughs] Yes.

1277
00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:22,083
- You!

1278
00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:22,083
- Adam's intriguing.

1279
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:25,458
But the last guy I dated

1280
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:25,458
was my captain.

1281
00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:28,042
And it was one of those things

1282
00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:28,042
where it's really fun,

1283
00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:29,792
but you know it's not

1284
00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:29,792
gonna last.

1285
00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:32,125
- You're looking like you're

1286
00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:32,125
losing weight, actually.

1287
00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:34,958
- It's the black outfit.

1288
00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:34,958
- Oh, that's all.

1289
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,958
[upbeat music]

1290
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,125
♪ ♪

1291
00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:44,292
- Which goes to say,

1292
00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:44,292
"You are cordially invited

1293
00:29:44,292 --> 00:29:46,042
"to a Mediterranean feast.

1294
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:48,917
Wear this toga--"

1295
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:48,917
- Nice.

1296
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:51,292
- How do you feel about togas?

1297
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:51,292
- Togas. I'm in.

1298
00:29:51,292 --> 00:29:52,625
- Sweet.

1299
00:29:51,292 --> 00:29:52,625
- Toga party.

1300
00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:53,875
- Get in it, boy.

1301
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,167
- Placemats out.

1302
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,833
- [laughs]

1303
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:03,458
- Do you mind just staying out

1304
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:03,458
of this area for an hour?

1305
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,250
- Oh, no. No problem.

1306
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,250
- Thank you so much.

1307
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:10,833
- Can you rub my shoulder,

1308
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:10,833
right here?

1309
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,333
- Pardon?

1310
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,333
- Can you rub my shoulder?

1311
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,167
- Rub your shoulder.

1312
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,167
- Right here.

1313
00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:19,000
♪ ♪

1314
00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:24,750
- Eh, sometimes.

1315
00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:24,750
- Oh, my God.

1316
00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:28,000
It's my ironing arm.

1317
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,333
- I like the gold.

1318
00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:31,792
- Okay.

1319
00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,458
I love that.

1320
00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,458
It looks lovely.

1321
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,750
- Wow.

1322
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:38,958
- Perfect.

1323
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:38,958
- Yeah.

1324
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,292
- You can always count on Bugs.

1325
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:42,000
- Beautiful.

1326
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:44,333
- We like it

1327
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:44,333
when sh-- looks lush.

1328
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:47,042
- Ciao.

1329
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:47,042
- Looks good, Bugs.

1330
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:48,500
- Thank you.

1331
00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:51,208
♪ ♪

1332
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,792
- How about some gold

1333
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,792
around your neck?

1334
00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:54,333
- What do you think,

1335
00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:54,333
I'm Sicilian.?

1336
00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:56,875
- Perfect. Oh, you girls

1337
00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:56,875
look so fantastic.

1338
00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:59,167
You guys

1339
00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:59,167
and your beautiful togas.

1340
00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:02,125
- Okay, you guys can be seated

1341
00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:02,125
for dinner when you're ready.

1342
00:31:02,167 --> 00:31:04,167
- Rock and roll, baby.

1343
00:31:02,167 --> 00:31:04,167
- Where am I sitting?

1344
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,125
- Wherever you like.

1345
00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:10,375
- This is very nice.

1346
00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:10,375
- This is gorgeous.

1347
00:31:10,417 --> 00:31:12,000
- You've done an incredible job

1348
00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:13,792
laying this out.

1349
00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:13,792
- This is beautiful.

1350
00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:14,792
- Thank you.

1351
00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:14,792
- You may not wanna

1352
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,375
mix that red wine.

1353
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,042
- Oh, it's the same bottle, no?

1354
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,042
- Ah, no.

1355
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,875
It's a different bottle.

1356
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,875
- I'll--I'll confirm

1357
00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:21,333
it's the same bottle, but--

1358
00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:21,333
- No, no, you're good.

1359
00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:24,417
You're--

1360
00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:24,417
- $700 a bottle.

1361
00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,500
- I'm kidding.

1362
00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,500
You gave me nothing but grief.

1363
00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:28,375
I've gotta pay you back.

1364
00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:28,375
You're like a little sister.

1365
00:31:28,417 --> 00:31:30,417
A little smack and--

1366
00:31:28,417 --> 00:31:30,417
- [laughs]

1367
00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:32,000
- Can you poke your head

1368
00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:32,000
in there and see

1369
00:31:32,042 --> 00:31:33,750
what the story is, please?

1370
00:31:32,042 --> 00:31:33,750
- Mm-hmm.

1371
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,375
- I'm not getting a lot

1372
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,375
of communication here.

1373
00:31:35,417 --> 00:31:38,417
- Well, here's a toast.

1374
00:31:35,417 --> 00:31:38,417
To health and to wealth

1375
00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:40,542
and that's all I can

1376
00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:40,542
think about right now.

1377
00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:42,875
So cheers.

1378
00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:42,875
- Yeah.

1379
00:31:42,917 --> 00:31:44,250
- So she's nearly finished

1380
00:31:42,917 --> 00:31:44,250
with the wine.

1381
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:46,917
- So we're going.

1382
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:46,917
- Yeah.

1383
00:31:46,917 --> 00:31:48,250
[laughs]

1384
00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:50,083
- Thank you.

1385
00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:50,083
- To start with, we have

1386
00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:52,917
a macerated salad

1387
00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:52,917
with cherry tomatoes,

1388
00:31:52,917 --> 00:31:55,000
pickled cucumber,

1389
00:31:52,917 --> 00:31:55,000
and toasted bread.

1390
00:31:55,042 --> 00:31:56,583
Bon appétit.

1391
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,833
- Everything I like

1392
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,833
in a salad, right here.

1393
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,500
♪ ♪

1394
00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:03,083
- Do you need lemon juice

1395
00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:03,083
for anything?

1396
00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:04,250
- Yeah, I do, actually.

1397
00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:04,250
- Yeah?

1398
00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:05,583
- That's what I'm talking about.

1399
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:07,125
- Do you know where Lauren is?

1400
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,125
- She's hiding in the bilge.

1401
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,125
- [sighs]

1402
00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:10,958
There she is.

1403
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,958
How you doing?

1404
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,958
- Good, I just finished.

1405
00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:15,875
- Are you happy for us

1406
00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:15,875
to clear, Adam?

1407
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:17,917
Yeah, rock 'n roll.

1408
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:17,917
- Here we go, boys. We got it.

1409
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:20,042
- Things we do for a tip.

1410
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:20,042
- Might as well be

1411
00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:23,292
a f---ing stripper.

1412
00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:23,292
- I am sexy. Remember that.

1413
00:32:23,292 --> 00:32:24,917
I feel like such

1414
00:32:23,292 --> 00:32:24,917
a piece of meat.

1415
00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:26,292
- Can we have

1416
00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:26,292
some cabernet, please?

1417
00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:28,083
- Yes, of course.

1418
00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:28,083
- Thank you.

1419
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:29,583
- After this, I'm going straight

1420
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:29,583
to Betty Ford.

1421
00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:30,458
- Yeah, really.

1422
00:32:30,458 --> 00:32:32,458
♪ ♪

1423
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:33,875
- You're talking about me

1424
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:33,875
hiding in the bilge.

1425
00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:35,292
If I'm not in here doing dishes,

1426
00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:37,250
I'm most likely

1427
00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:37,250
working my ass off

1428
00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:38,750
somewhere else on the boat.

1429
00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:38,750
- What are you talking about

1430
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,375
right now?

1431
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,375
- For your information,

1432
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,958
I was just around the corner,

1433
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,958
though, I heard.

1434
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,875
- Oh, you caught me

1435
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,875
red-handed.

1436
00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:45,875
- I'm here to work hard

1437
00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:45,875
and be a part of the team.

1438
00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:50,000
But I feel like people think

1439
00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:50,000
I'm completely incompetent.

1440
00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:53,167
So I'm just not myself,

1441
00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:53,167
and I think everyone can tell.

1442
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,958
- Okay.

1443
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,958
Salt, sage and go.

1444
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:58,958
Boo-yah.

1445
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,625
♪ ♪

1446
00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:03,125
- For your main course tonight,

1447
00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:05,250
you have a local

1448
00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:05,250
grilled sea bass

1449
00:33:05,292 --> 00:33:07,583
with asparagus

1450
00:33:05,292 --> 00:33:07,583
and a mustard dill sauce

1451
00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:09,917
with crispy sage.

1452
00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:09,917
- Well, thank you so much.

1453
00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:11,333
- Bon appétit.

1454
00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:11,333
- Mmm.

1455
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:14,167
That's really

1456
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:14,167
perfectly cooked, look.

1457
00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:15,500
- Absolutely beautiful.

1458
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:16,958
- Wow.

1459
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:16,958
- Mmm.

1460
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,500
- Pass me your pots and pans.

1461
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,167
I'll start washing them.

1462
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,167
- Won't say no to that.

1463
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,958
Reading my mind.

1464
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,333
I gotta slide

1465
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,333
right where you are, though.

1466
00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:25,667
I gotta open that.

1467
00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:27,083
Thank you.

1468
00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:28,875
God. Really, Hannah?

1469
00:33:28,917 --> 00:33:30,333
We're full-speed

1470
00:33:28,917 --> 00:33:30,333
dinner service right now.

1471
00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:31,542
I'm not gonna call Hannah lazy,

1472
00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:35,208
but Bugsy's looking pretty fast.

1473
00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:37,500
Should have been

1474
00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:37,500
a bouquet arranger.

1475
00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:41,375
- We're doing dessert.

1476
00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:41,375
- How about,

1477
00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:43,000
can I get

1478
00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:43,000
everybody on the back?

1479
00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:44,542
Okay, let's go.

1480
00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:46,542
- That's so beautiful.

1481
00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:46,542
- Thank you.

1482
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:48,500
- Okay, boys.

1483
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:48,500
Let's go.

1484
00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:50,208
Just smile and look pretty.

1485
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:52,500
Stari Grad was founded

1486
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:52,500
by the Greeks,

1487
00:33:52,542 --> 00:33:55,375
and what's more Greek

1488
00:33:52,542 --> 00:33:55,375
than togas?

1489
00:33:55,417 --> 00:33:57,958
- Oh! Oh!

1490
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,542
- ♪ Happy birthday ♪

1491
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:06,833
♪ To you ♪

1492
00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:08,375
Oh, my God.

1493
00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:10,417
- It's actually

1494
00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:10,417
four different citrus--

1495
00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:13,583
grapefruit, lemon, lime,

1496
00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:13,583
and orange--

1497
00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:15,583
to represent

1498
00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:15,583
your four celebrations,

1499
00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:17,250
along with four layers.

1500
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:19,083
- Look at this cake!

1501
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,583
- Thank you so much.

1502
00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:22,708
- Chefs are limited

1503
00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:22,708
when we have restrictions.

1504
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:26,042
And you take that away,

1505
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:26,042
and you give me my hands,

1506
00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:27,417
and you give me my abilities,

1507
00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:28,667
sky's the limit.

1508
00:34:28,708 --> 00:34:31,250
- This can go?

1509
00:34:28,708 --> 00:34:31,250
- Yep.

1510
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:33,917
[laughter]

1511
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:33,917
- Mmm.

1512
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,417
- That's how it looks.

1513
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,417
- Oh, God.

1514
00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:37,250
- You, um--

1515
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,958
- FYI, I propose--

1516
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:45,042
- Yeah?

1517
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:45,042
- You haven't paid from day one.

1518
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,583
- So what are you saying?

1519
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:50,000
- $350 per person

1520
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:50,000
would be more than adequate.

1521
00:34:50,042 --> 00:34:51,750
They've given us

1522
00:34:50,042 --> 00:34:51,750
good service, right?

1523
00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:53,625
- Yeah, you know,

1524
00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:53,625
I have to say yes and no.

1525
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:54,750
- Are you kidding me?

1526
00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,292
- Honestly, honey,

1527
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:57,958
if you need to argue

1528
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:57,958
about the tip,

1529
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,750
you really probably

1530
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,750
shouldn't be here.

1531
00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:01,708
- Can we--can we all leave

1532
00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:01,708
a $200 tip?

1533
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,458
Is it such a big deal?

1534
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,458
- No, no, no, it has no--

1535
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,958
It's not the money.

1536
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,958
- This is awkward as f---.

1537
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,708
- I can leave them

1538
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,708
a $10,000 tip.

1539
00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:09,583
- Are you f---ing kidding me?

1540
00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:09,583
- You even know what--

1541
00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:11,292
- That's the kind of sh--

1542
00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:11,292
that makes my stomach turn.

1543
00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:12,792
You're talking about

1544
00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:12,792
a couple hundred dollars.

1545
00:35:12,792 --> 00:35:14,625
- I'll think about it.

1546
00:35:12,792 --> 00:35:14,625
- No, you know,

1547
00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:16,458
the best thing about it.

1548
00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:16,458
- It's cool. No, it's cool.

1549
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:18,208
- Hey, no, no, wait.

1550
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:18,208
I got a solution for you too.

1551
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,292
Come here.

1552
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,292
- No, no, no, no, no.

1553
00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:20,542
- I got it, I got it.

1554
00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:22,125
- Yoda, where are

1555
00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:22,125
you going, Yoda?

1556
00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:24,042
- What the f---

1557
00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:24,042
is that all about?

1558
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:27,333
- Did we lose two already?

1559
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:27,333
- We might have.

1560
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:31,333
- Can we all leave a $200 tip?

1561
00:35:30,917 --> 00:35:31,333
Is that such a big deal?

1562
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,333
- No, no, no, it has no--

1563
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,333
It's not the money.

1564
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,083
- Hey, no, no, wait.

1565
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,083
I got a solution for you too.

1566
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:38,167
Come here.

1567
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:38,167
- No, no, no, no.

1568
00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:39,417
- I got it, I got it.

1569
00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:40,833
- Yoda, where are

1570
00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:40,833
you going, Yoda?

1571
00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:42,667
- What the f---

1572
00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:42,667
is that all about?

1573
00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:45,333
- Did we lose two already?

1574
00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:45,333
- We did. They were tired.

1575
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,292
- We might have.

1576
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,292
- Oh.

1577
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:51,250
- I think we may have had

1578
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:51,250
a bit of a domestic.

1579
00:35:51,292 --> 00:35:52,292
- What happened to them?

1580
00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:53,750
- Didn't sound pretty.

1581
00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:55,083
- Will you--

1582
00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:55,083
- No, no, I don't

1583
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:56,417
wanna talk about it.

1584
00:35:58,125 --> 00:35:59,667
We're talking about $200 each.

1585
00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:01,083
What the f--- is the problem?

1586
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:03,292
- F---.

1587
00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:04,583
[door slams]

1588
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:07,125
- Hey, Evva.

1589
00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:08,375
- Yeah, yeah. Why?

1590
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:19,792
- No, no, no.

1591
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:19,792
Not on our side.

1592
00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:21,375
- Okay.

1593
00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:21,375
- We're just, you know,

1594
00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:22,542
chick, chick, chick,

1595
00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:22,542
running about,

1596
00:36:22,542 --> 00:36:23,708
putting everything away.

1597
00:36:23,708 --> 00:36:25,333
- All right, good night, guys.

1598
00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:27,625
- Good night, Eden.

1599
00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:27,625
Good night, Evva.

1600
00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:30,625
- I hope I don't feel weird

1601
00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:30,625
energies when I'm wasted.

1602
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,542
- Mm-hmm.

1603
00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:37,667
- Okay, crew mess

1604
00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:37,667
is pretty clean.

1605
00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:40,875
Microwave?

1606
00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:40,875
- There's no more waters

1607
00:36:40,875 --> 00:36:42,375
to stock it with.

1608
00:36:40,875 --> 00:36:42,375
- There's not?

1609
00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:44,792
Did you check in the bilge?

1610
00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:46,875
- No.

1611
00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:46,875
- Ohh, go and look in the bilge.

1612
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:49,125
- I think we cleaned that out,

1613
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:49,125
though, a couple days ago.

1614
00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:50,708
- Okay, just have a look.

1615
00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:50,708
- No, we put a bunch in there.

1616
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:54,458
- What?

1617
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:54,458
- We put a bunch in there.

1618
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,708
- The f---ing attitude, man.

1619
00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:59,833
- Lauren is--

1620
00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:59,833
this girl's just

1621
00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:02,375
on another level.

1622
00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:04,667
- Save me that piece of cake.

1623
00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:04,667
- Okay, copy that.

1624
00:37:04,708 --> 00:37:06,417
- [sighs]

1625
00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:10,708
- Good job.			- Good job.

1626
00:37:10,708 --> 00:37:12,875
- Wes is such a cutie.

1627
00:37:10,708 --> 00:37:12,875
- He's not a bad bone

1628
00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:14,542
in his body.

1629
00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:14,542
- I know, right?

1630
00:37:14,542 --> 00:37:16,583
- I've gotta spike his drink

1631
00:37:14,542 --> 00:37:16,583
and take him

1632
00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:20,542
to the strip club or something.

1633
00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:20,542
- Yeah. Get him laid. Yeah.

1634
00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:23,667
- [laughs]

1635
00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:23,667
Don't you reckon?

1636
00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:25,708
We definitely need to

1637
00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:25,708
try and corrupt Wes.

1638
00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,542
- Why is Hannah trying

1639
00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,542
to stir the pot right now?

1640
00:37:27,542 --> 00:37:30,167
I don't get it. I mean, what are

1641
00:37:27,542 --> 00:37:30,167
your intentions, Hannah?

1642
00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:33,042
'Cause I'm not so sure they're

1643
00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:33,042
in my best interest.

1644
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:44,750
♪ ♪

1645
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:51,458
- Soon as we get into dock,

1646
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:51,458
we just get

1647
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:53,708
bang on the piss, right?

1648
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,958
- That's what I'm about.

1649
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,958
- What did you say?

1650
00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:58,208
Bang on the piss?

1651
00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:58,208
- Yeah.

1652
00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,792
- [laughs]

1653
00:37:59,792 --> 00:38:01,708
- What, you never heard that?

1654
00:37:59,792 --> 00:38:01,708
- No.

1655
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:03,375
- If you get in, we get--

1656
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:03,375
- Oh, that's a normal saying.

1657
00:38:05,792 --> 00:38:08,250
- Should've been a deckhand.

1658
00:38:05,792 --> 00:38:08,250
- What?

1659
00:38:09,792 --> 00:38:13,458
- Yeah, we don't do anything.

1660
00:38:09,792 --> 00:38:13,458
- [laughs]

1661
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,208
- All crew, all crew.

1662
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,208
We're leaving in five minutes.

1663
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,292
- Copy that, standing by.

1664
00:38:17,292 --> 00:38:18,792
- Malia, you got the bow.

1665
00:38:18,792 --> 00:38:20,000
- Captain Sandy,

1666
00:38:18,792 --> 00:38:20,000
how would you like

1667
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,583
the lines coming off?

1668
00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:23,333
- Bow to stern.

1669
00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:23,333
- Copy that.

1670
00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:24,667
Malia, you can start

1671
00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:24,667
releasing the bow.

1672
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:25,667
- Copy that.

1673
00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:27,792
- What's up?

1674
00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:29,667
- Good morning, Mike.

1675
00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:29,667
- I need coffee.

1676
00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:31,750
Copious coffee.

1677
00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:31,750
- You need coffee, of course.

1678
00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:35,667
Well, you look really fresh.

1679
00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:35,667
- Thank you.

1680
00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:37,917
- Bow's clear.

1681
00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:37,917
- Max, you've got to

1682
00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:39,750
do the spring line.

1683
00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:41,292
Spring is coming off

1684
00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:41,292
and then we're gonna

1685
00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:42,292
take the stern off.

1686
00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:45,750
♪ ♪

1687
00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:47,583
All right, close down

1688
00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:47,583
all the gates.

1689
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,292
Lead into the off deck

1690
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,292
and we're good to go.

1691
00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:50,667
- Thanks, Wes,

1692
00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:50,667
that was great.

1693
00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:53,583
- Fenders!

1694
00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:53,583
- [grunts]

1695
00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:54,917
both: Thank you.

1696
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:55,917
- Pleasure.

1697
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:59,833
♪ ♪

1698
00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:01,417
- Ahh.

1699
00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:01,417
- Yeah.

1700
00:39:01,458 --> 00:39:02,708
- So, Adam.

1701
00:39:01,458 --> 00:39:02,708
- What?

1702
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,875
- Bugs, could you--sorry.

1703
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,667
Do you mind doing me a favor?

1704
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,667
- Yeah, sure.

1705
00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:08,000
- I thought it might--

1706
00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:08,000
someone might click,

1707
00:39:08,042 --> 00:39:09,625
but apparently not.

1708
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:11,792
When I leave my radio

1709
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:11,792
next to the radios...

1710
00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:13,708
- Yeah.

1711
00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:13,708
- When you take a radio out,

1712
00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:15,333
could you put mine in?

1713
00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:15,333
- Yeah, sure.

1714
00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:16,708
- Thanks.

1715
00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:16,708
- Just take one of

1716
00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:18,542
the batteries out at night.

1717
00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:20,000
That's what I do,

1718
00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:20,000
'cause they're fully charged.

1719
00:39:20,042 --> 00:39:21,375
- Oh, yeah.

1720
00:39:20,042 --> 00:39:21,375
- 'Cause they're always

1721
00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:22,875
on green, you know, the backs.

1722
00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:24,208
- Yeah, yeah.

1723
00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:24,208
- So I just take a back out

1724
00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,833
and put mine on.

1725
00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,833
- Okay.

1726
00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:29,667
- You can always count on Bugs.

1727
00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:32,500
- Bugs and Adam obviously had

1728
00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:32,500
a really good time off the boat.

1729
00:39:32,542 --> 00:39:34,542
And they're getting along

1730
00:39:32,542 --> 00:39:34,542
a lot better than they did

1731
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:36,625
at the start of the season.

1732
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:36,625
- Okay, I'm just gonna

1733
00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:38,542
cut some lemons for this water.

1734
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:41,500
♪ ♪

1735
00:39:44,042 --> 00:39:45,417
- Me too.

1736
00:39:44,042 --> 00:39:45,417
- Malia, do you wanna

1737
00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:46,667
do springs?

1738
00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:49,917
- Yep.

1739
00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:51,667
- I wanna go with

1740
00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:51,667
the crossover first, yeah.

1741
00:39:51,708 --> 00:39:53,500
So it's gonna be this one.

1742
00:39:51,708 --> 00:39:53,500
- Crossover first.

1743
00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:55,083
- Yeah. I'll walk it over,

1744
00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:55,083
but you're just gonna

1745
00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:56,708
have to be there to tie it off.

1746
00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:56,708
- All right.

1747
00:39:56,750 --> 00:39:58,875
- All right, Captain,

1748
00:39:56,750 --> 00:39:58,875
off your beam,

1749
00:39:58,917 --> 00:40:00,750
you have got probably 35 meters

1750
00:39:58,917 --> 00:40:00,750
on your starboard beam.

1751
00:40:00,750 --> 00:40:04,583
20 meters off

1752
00:40:00,750 --> 00:40:04,583
our starboard beam.

1753
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,583
Ah, you motherf---er.

1754
00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:08,750
All right, Captain, you can go

1755
00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:08,750
another five meters forward.

1756
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,750
Five meters forward

1757
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,750
would be perfectly lined up.

1758
00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:12,375
Great stuff, thank you.

1759
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:16,417
- Max, I just want you

1760
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:16,417
to hold up fingers.

1761
00:40:16,417 --> 00:40:20,083
You tell me the distance

1762
00:40:16,417 --> 00:40:20,083
off the bow.

1763
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:22,667
- We are touching fenders.

1764
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:22,667
Stern line is gonna cross.

1765
00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:26,958
- Is that stern line

1766
00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:26,958
laying in the water again?

1767
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,125
- Bobby, pick it up,

1768
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,125
pick it up, pick it up.

1769
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:29,750
- Is that our stern line?

1770
00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:31,542
- We're picking it up right now.

1771
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,792
Are you two always

1772
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,792
the stern people?

1773
00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:40,625
- No, normally, I'm bow.

1774
00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:40,625
- You--second time--

1775
00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:43,125
Third time,

1776
00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:43,125
I will not be this calm.

1777
00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:44,542
- Yeah.

1778
00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:44,542
- Okay? That line

1779
00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:46,375
can never, ever touch the water.

1780
00:40:46,417 --> 00:40:47,917
- That was my fault,

1781
00:40:46,417 --> 00:40:47,917
'cause I was over there.

1782
00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:49,458
- Okay.

1783
00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:49,458
- And I was pulling it.

1784
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:51,458
And I--I--

1785
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:51,458
- But I never told you.

1786
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,417
I said it's all good.

1787
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,417
We just gotta make sure if not.

1788
00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:54,417
- Yeah.

1789
00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:54,417
- 'Cause that's the stuff

1790
00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:55,958
that sends me--uh.

1791
00:40:55,958 --> 00:40:57,792
What I need from Wes

1792
00:40:55,958 --> 00:40:57,792
is he actually needs to

1793
00:40:57,833 --> 00:41:01,042
handle the f---ing lines,

1794
00:40:57,833 --> 00:41:01,042
like an experienced boatswain.

1795
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:02,458
- If that's in the water--

1796
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:02,458
[clicks tongue]

1797
00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:03,958
- We're f---ed.

1798
00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:03,958
Right.

1799
00:41:03,958 --> 00:41:08,625
♪ ♪

1800
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,417
- Back to reality soon.

1801
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,917
- All crew, all crew,

1802
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,917
come to the dock.

1803
00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:16,708
- Copy that from deck crew.

1804
00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:16,708
On our way.

1805
00:41:19,167 --> 00:41:21,958
- It's a beautiful day.

1806
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,167
- Guys, thank you so much.

1807
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,167
- Thank you so much.

1808
00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:26,083
- Thank you for saving

1809
00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:26,083
our friend Suzanne.

1810
00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:27,625
both: Thank you so much.

1811
00:41:27,667 --> 00:41:28,667
- Have a safe trip home,

1812
00:41:27,667 --> 00:41:28,667
all right?

1813
00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:29,667
- Thank you so much.

1814
00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:31,583
[all speaking at once]

1815
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:33,000
- It was so nice to meet you.

1816
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:33,000
- Thank you so much

1817
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,667
for everything.

1818
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,667
- It's a good job.

1819
00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:36,667
- Take care.

1820
00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:36,667
- Thank you. Nice meeting you.

1821
00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:40,167
- Captain Sandy, thank you

1822
00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:40,167
so much for an incredible trip.

1823
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,500
Had a little bit of

1824
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,500
a life-saving action

1825
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,000
and everything was spectacular.

1826
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,792
This trip made so many memories.

1827
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,792
I'm gonna cry.

1828
00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:50,542
both: Thank you very much.

1829
00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,833
all: Thank you.

1830
00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:53,875
- Have a safe trip.

1831
00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:53,875
- Thanks, guys.

1832
00:41:53,875 --> 00:41:55,542
all: Bye!

1833
00:41:55,542 --> 00:41:58,042
- Okay, great.

1834
00:41:55,542 --> 00:41:58,042
Let's get back to it.

1835
00:41:58,042 --> 00:42:00,167
♪ ♪

1836
00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:03,958
Meet me in the main salon

1837
00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:03,958
for our tip meeting.

1838
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,542
- Man sandwich, let's go.

1839
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,542
- Manwich.

1840
00:42:06,542 --> 00:42:09,458
- Where's the men?

1841
00:42:06,542 --> 00:42:09,458
- Ohh!

1842
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,542
Ba-dum-bum.

1843
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,542
[imitates cymbal crashing]

1844
00:42:11,542 --> 00:42:14,708
- So that was a short charter.

1845
00:42:11,542 --> 00:42:14,708
No one died.

1846
00:42:14,708 --> 00:42:16,542
Bobby responded so quickly

1847
00:42:14,708 --> 00:42:16,542
because he has

1848
00:42:16,542 --> 00:42:18,625
that fireman mentality.

1849
00:42:16,542 --> 00:42:18,625
- Yep.

1850
00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:20,000
- You are the man.

1851
00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:20,000
- Good job.

1852
00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:22,083
- So we got, um...

1853
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,167
- Coming up...

1854
00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:33,708
[dramatic music]

1855
00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:38,125
- So we got $12,000,

1856
00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:38,833
which is around $1,100

1857
00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:38,833
per person.

1858
00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:43,083
So, Hannah.

1859
00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:43,083
- Thank you.

1860
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,917
- All right.

1861
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,917
- Thank you.

1862
00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,917
- After hearing the guests

1863
00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,917
arguing about the tip,

1864
00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,917
I was a little bit worried,

1865
00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,917
but this is actually not bad

1866
00:42:48,917 --> 00:42:50,083
for a one-day charter.

1867
00:42:50,125 --> 00:42:52,083
- Thank you.

1868
00:42:50,125 --> 00:42:52,083
both: Thank you.

1869
00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:54,208
- Good charter, folks.

1870
00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:54,208
both: Whoo!

1871
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:56,542
- Let's go, guys.

1872
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:56,542
- All right!

1873
00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:59,167
- We'll just give the bathrooms

1874
00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:59,167
a quick vacuum.

1875
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:00,750
And a wipe down,

1876
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:00,750
and replace all the towels.

1877
00:43:00,792 --> 00:43:02,417
- Sounds good.

1878
00:43:00,792 --> 00:43:02,417
- And just get it going.

1879
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:03,875
- All right.

1880
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:03,875
- So this is the thing, now.

1881
00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:05,917
Malia's just doing

1882
00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:05,917
handstands everywhere.

1883
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,500
- Not very ticklish.

1884
00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:09,167
- I am, actually,

1885
00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:09,167
super ticklish.

1886
00:43:10,917 --> 00:43:13,750
[laughs]

1887
00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:15,583
- We should be sweating

1888
00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:15,583
by the end of this.

1889
00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:16,792
- Oh, I'm already sweating.

1890
00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:16,792
- That's how, like,

1891
00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:18,292
we gotta, go, go, go.

1892
00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:19,583
- I don't understand

1893
00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:19,583
these duvets.

1894
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:20,958
They're so crazy.

1895
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,625
- You seem very overwhelmed.

1896
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,625
- Yeah.

1897
00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:24,125
- But the more overwhelmed

1898
00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:24,125
you get,

1899
00:43:24,167 --> 00:43:25,958
the more it's gonna eat you up.

1900
00:43:24,167 --> 00:43:25,958
- Yeah.

1901
00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:28,292
It's just--they only have,

1902
00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:28,292
like, two to three--

1903
00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:30,250
Wes' shorts are all stained.

1904
00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:30,250
- Yeah.

1905
00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:32,125
- So it's like I'm washing

1906
00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:32,125
the same pair of shorts

1907
00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:34,125
over and over and it's like...

1908
00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:34,125
- Uh-huh.

1909
00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:35,958
- Overwhelming.

1910
00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:35,958
- No, of course.

1911
00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:38,875
But the thing is, is this job

1912
00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:38,875
is super overwhelming.

1913
00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:40,792
So if you need something done,

1914
00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:40,792
just shout to me

1915
00:43:40,833 --> 00:43:42,583
or even Hannah--

1916
00:43:40,833 --> 00:43:42,583
- I just hate

1917
00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:43,708
to bother you guys.

1918
00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:43,708
- No, no, no.

1919
00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:44,792
- I know you're busy.

1920
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:45,958
I hate asking for help.

1921
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,125
I don't like to be assertive,

1922
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:48,208
I don't like confrontation.

1923
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:50,042
My mother has always had

1924
00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:51,875
really high expectations of me.

1925
00:43:51,917 --> 00:43:53,750
She was raised in Honduras.

1926
00:43:53,792 --> 00:43:55,625
She came to the United States

1927
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:57,250
to provide a better life

1928
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:57,250
for me and my sister

1929
00:43:57,292 --> 00:43:59,833
and I've just always

1930
00:43:57,292 --> 00:43:59,833
tried to please her.

1931
00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:01,667
And now I just find myself

1932
00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:01,667
doing it naturally

1933
00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:02,833
to everyone around me.

1934
00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:04,000
If I see someone upset,

1935
00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:06,000
I just want to make them happy.

1936
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,750
I'd rather just take it,

1937
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,750
you know?

1938
00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:09,917
- Hey, guys.

1939
00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:09,917
What's going on?

1940
00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,583
- We're just having

1941
00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,583
a discussion.

1942
00:44:11,625 --> 00:44:13,000
- Okay. I'd like to be

1943
00:44:11,625 --> 00:44:13,000
involved in it,

1944
00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:14,125
if you don't mind.

1945
00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:14,125
- No, that's fine.

1946
00:44:14,167 --> 00:44:16,167
- As your chief stew.

1947
00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:18,125
I completely respect the fact

1948
00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:18,125
that Bugs has had

1949
00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:19,833
a chief stew position before.

1950
00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:22,292
But I need my girls to be

1951
00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:22,292
communicating with me.

1952
00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:25,000
- I just don't think that

1953
00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:25,000
other crew members

1954
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,750
are respecting my position

1955
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,750
and how much I do.

1956
00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:30,625
I'm just so over this.

1957
00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:30,625
It's like, I work my ass off.

1958
00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,583
- You do. Everyone does.

1959
00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,583
- We all work

1960
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:34,250
our asses off, Lauren.

1961
00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:38,375
- In the morning,

1962
00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:38,375
I'm running around like crazy

1963
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,042
and there's three deckhands

1964
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,042
sitting there.

1965
00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:42,333
- Well, then, tell them.

1966
00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:42,333
Ask them for their help.

1967
00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:44,042
- I don't feel comfortable

1968
00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:44,042
doing that.

1969
00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:45,708
- Be f---ing assertive.

1970
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,875
- I hate that, though.

1971
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,875
- What do you hate more:

1972
00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:50,208
being assertive

1973
00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:50,208
or ending up like this?

1974
00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:51,708
- Yeah.

1975
00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:51,708
- Where you're crying,

1976
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:52,958
you're affecting

1977
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:52,958
your second stew,

1978
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,375
you're affecting

1979
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,375
your chief stew.

1980
00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:56,000
- I'm sorry, I'm really--

1981
00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:56,000
- No, stop.

1982
00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:57,833
Like, literally, stop.

1983
00:44:57,875 --> 00:44:59,792
- This to me is a bit of

1984
00:44:57,875 --> 00:44:59,792
a slap in the face,

1985
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:03,292
because Hannah put me in charge

1986
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:03,292
of dealing with Lauren.

1987
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:06,708
And now she's come in

1988
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:06,708
gallantly on her white horse

1989
00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:07,875
to save the day.

1990
00:45:07,917 --> 00:45:09,625
This was Hannah's problem

1991
00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:11,208
to deal with

1992
00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:11,208
in the first place.

1993
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,042
- I'm not sure why you aren't

1994
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,042
confident enough.

1995
00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:14,875
- Like, maybe I should

1996
00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:14,875
just leave.

1997
00:45:14,917 --> 00:45:16,708
I feel like such a weak link.

1998
00:45:14,917 --> 00:45:16,708
- But you gotta stop

1999
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,750
saying that as well,

2000
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,750
because you know that you're

2001
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,750
a stronger person than that.

2002
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,750
- If you're not comfortable

2003
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:25,083
asking for help, I don't know

2004
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:25,083
how I can help you.

2005
00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:28,083
- Okay. I'll ask for more help.

2006
00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:29,750
I'll ask for more help.

2007
00:45:29,792 --> 00:45:31,417
- I really need

2008
00:45:29,792 --> 00:45:31,417
my third stewardess,

2009
00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:34,208
so I'm gonna try my best

2010
00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:34,208
to get a rocket ship

2011
00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:36,083
up her backside

2012
00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:36,083
and get her moving.

2013
00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:37,833
- Come on, let's make a bed.

2014
00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:37,833
Come here.

2015
00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:40,000
- I like making beds.

2016
00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:40,000
[laughter]

2017
00:45:40,042 --> 00:45:41,333
- Bye, girls.

2018
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,917
♪ ♪

2019
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:46,250
- Bobby, what dress are you

2020
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:46,250
wearing tonight?

2021
00:45:46,292 --> 00:45:48,250
- Bobby's got on the little

2022
00:45:46,292 --> 00:45:48,250
skinny black number.

2023
00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:50,083
And he's gonna

2024
00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:50,083
keep his hair long,

2025
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:51,417
with flats on.

2026
00:45:51,417 --> 00:45:54,875
♪ ♪

2027
00:45:54,917 --> 00:45:57,250
- You look really pretty.

2028
00:45:54,917 --> 00:45:57,250
- Thanks.

2029
00:45:57,250 --> 00:45:59,125
- I mean, not saying it's bad,

2030
00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:01,208
but I like what you, like,

2031
00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:01,208
normally do.

2032
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,708
- Me too.

2033
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,708
- Like, the natural.

2034
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:05,458
- Mm-hmm.

2035
00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:07,125
- Oh, f---!

2036
00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:08,792
- I'm ready. Let's roll.

2037
00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:08,792
- Let's do it.

2038
00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:11,792
[upbeat music]

2039
00:46:11,833 --> 00:46:13,708
♪ ♪

2040
00:46:15,292 --> 00:46:17,208
- Oh, thanks.

2041
00:46:15,292 --> 00:46:17,208
- This has been a busy charter.

2042
00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:19,708
And I haven't had

2043
00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:19,708
any time with Malia.

2044
00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:22,708
Feel like Wes has been getting

2045
00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:22,708
way too much time with Malia.

2046
00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,208
I wanna stake that claim.

2047
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:27,208
- Two mozzarella and tomato,

2048
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:27,208
prime rib,

2049
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:29,292
marinated chicken fillets.

2050
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:29,292
Thank you.

2051
00:46:29,292 --> 00:46:31,708
- Cheers, to another

2052
00:46:29,292 --> 00:46:31,708
successful charter.

2053
00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:33,792
[all cheering]

2054
00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:33,792
- And Captain Sandy.

2055
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,792
- Yay, Captain San.

2056
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,792
- Cheers, guys.

2057
00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:37,458
- Guys, what are all these

2058
00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:37,458
stupid things coming up

2059
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:39,958
on Facebook and Instagram

2060
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:39,958
about Netflix and chill?

2061
00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:41,417
I'm like,

2062
00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:41,417
what the hell's Netflix?

2063
00:46:41,458 --> 00:46:42,792
- [laughs]

2064
00:46:41,458 --> 00:46:42,792
- 'Cause we don't understand

2065
00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:44,000
this lingo, Bugs.

2066
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,458
- Did you ever hook up, you two?

2067
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,333
- We don't know.

2068
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,333
- They both take a drink.

2069
00:46:47,375 --> 00:46:49,125
- Well, they both took a drink.

2070
00:46:49,167 --> 00:46:50,750
- We did.

2071
00:46:49,167 --> 00:46:50,750
- At the same time.

2072
00:46:50,792 --> 00:46:52,333
- And they had

2073
00:46:50,792 --> 00:46:52,333
to silence themselves.

2074
00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:54,167
- No, we never.

2075
00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:54,167
- We really didn't.

2076
00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:55,833
- Wiz and I are both waiting

2077
00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:55,833
for marriage.

2078
00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:57,167
That's just the way

2079
00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:57,167
South Africans are.

2080
00:46:57,167 --> 00:46:59,167
- That's it, yeah.

2081
00:46:57,167 --> 00:46:59,167
[laughter]

2082
00:46:59,167 --> 00:47:02,333
- My boyfriend Warren and I have

2083
00:46:59,167 --> 00:47:02,333
a very easygoing relationship.

2084
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:04,167
We've known each other

2085
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:04,167
a really long time.

2086
00:47:04,167 --> 00:47:06,833
We're not a very clingy

2087
00:47:04,167 --> 00:47:06,833
sort of couple,

2088
00:47:06,875 --> 00:47:08,833
but if time goes by

2089
00:47:06,875 --> 00:47:08,833
without chatting,

2090
00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:11,167
it just makes room to have

2091
00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:11,167
a lot more to catch up on

2092
00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:13,167
and makes things

2093
00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:13,167
a bit more exciting.

2094
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:15,333
- How many people have hooked up

2095
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:15,333
with each other at this table?

2096
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,833
What's the body count

2097
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,833
of the van?

2098
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,333
- Uh, none.

2099
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,333
It's brand-new.

2100
00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:19,792
I haven't even

2101
00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:19,792
christened it yet.

2102
00:47:19,833 --> 00:47:21,167
- Yeah, yeah.

2103
00:47:19,833 --> 00:47:21,167
- Let's face it.

2104
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:23,167
How many girls want to get laid

2105
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:23,167
in a van?

2106
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:25,833
- I think living in a van

2107
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:25,833
would be cool.

2108
00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:27,542
- [laughs]

2109
00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:27,542
That's my kind of gal.

2110
00:47:27,542 --> 00:47:29,042
- Hey, guys, let's head off.

2111
00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:34,167
♪ ♪

2112
00:47:34,208 --> 00:47:35,958
- Oh, no!

2113
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,500
♪ ♪

2114
00:47:37,542 --> 00:47:39,208
- Cheers, guys!

2115
00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:40,875
[all cheering]

2116
00:47:40,917 --> 00:47:44,167
♪ ♪

2117
00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:45,292
- Are we gonna dance?

2118
00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:56,292
So...

2119
00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:56,292
[laughs]

2120
00:48:02,875 --> 00:48:08,417
♪ ♪

2121
00:48:08,458 --> 00:48:10,167
- At this point, you know,

2122
00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:12,417
I am spending more time

2123
00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:12,417
with Adam.

2124
00:48:12,417 --> 00:48:14,917
♪ ♪

2125
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:16,917
I'm spending a little more time

2126
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:16,917
with Wes.

2127
00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:18,417
♪ ♪

2128
00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:20,250
What's a girl to do?

2129
00:48:20,292 --> 00:48:21,875
♪ ♪

2130
00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:23,875
- Can I give you these

2131
00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:23,875
to bring back

2132
00:48:23,917 --> 00:48:25,542
when all our girls

2133
00:48:23,917 --> 00:48:25,542
are sitting over there?

2134
00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:26,583
- Okay, no problem.

2135
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,917
- Having Hannah's approval is,

2136
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,917
like, everything to me.

2137
00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:36,208
I've felt like

2138
00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:36,208
such a weak link so far,

2139
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:38,333
and this is, like,

2140
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:38,333
exactly what I needed.

2141
00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:47,958
♪ ♪

2142
00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:49,292
- Wait,

2143
00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:49,292
where'd you get those at?

2144
00:48:50,667 --> 00:48:52,458
- Oh, yeah, okay.

2145
00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:54,375
Those were my roses,

2146
00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:54,375
then, thank you very much.

2147
00:48:54,417 --> 00:48:55,583
- Where's--where's our roses?

2148
00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,375
- I bought ten roses!

2149
00:48:57,417 --> 00:48:59,042
I'm waiting for you guys

2150
00:48:57,417 --> 00:48:59,042
to come back here.

2151
00:48:59,083 --> 00:49:00,417
- He loves me,

2152
00:48:59,083 --> 00:49:00,417
he loves me not.

2153
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:02,125
- I intercepted

2154
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:02,125
that flower lady.

2155
00:49:02,167 --> 00:49:03,292
- He loves me.

2156
00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:04,292
- And I said--

2157
00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:04,292
I said, "Hey."

2158
00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:05,875
- He loves me not.

2159
00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:08,292
- I said, "When--"

2160
00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:08,292
- He loves me.

2161
00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:09,958
- When all the girls come back--

2162
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,417
- He loves me not.

2163
00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:13,208
He loves me.

2164
00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:15,125
- Are we good?

2165
00:49:15,125 --> 00:49:17,292
And then--

2166
00:49:15,125 --> 00:49:17,292
- He loves me not.

2167
00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:19,250
He loves me.

2168
00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:21,542
♪ ♪

2169
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,667
- I'm wondering where

2170
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,667
this is all coming from,

2171
00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:39,333
and it's making me feel

2172
00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:39,333
pretty uncomfortable,

2173
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:41,417
because I'm getting along

2174
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:41,417
really well with Hannah,

2175
00:49:41,458 --> 00:49:44,333
and she's standing

2176
00:49:41,458 --> 00:49:44,333
right there, so...

2177
00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:45,417
Adam, shut up.

2178
00:49:58,958 --> 00:50:00,583
- Uh...

2179
00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:17,208
♪ ♪

2180
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:19,542
- I can't blame Wes

2181
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:19,542
for having a crush on her.

2182
00:50:19,542 --> 00:50:23,458
She's gorgeous.

2183
00:50:19,542 --> 00:50:23,458
But you're her boss, Wes.

2184
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,667
No.

2185
00:50:24,708 --> 00:50:27,208
That's a no-no.

2186
00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:28,292
- To the bar.

2187
00:50:31,167 --> 00:50:38,667
♪ ♪

2188
00:50:38,708 --> 00:50:40,208
- I was always

2189
00:50:38,708 --> 00:50:40,208
pretty set in my ways

2190
00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,208
and not actually

2191
00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,208
breaking my rules,

2192
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:44,667
and Malia's definitely

2193
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:44,667
a hard decision to make,

2194
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,333
but that's how most things

2195
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,333
should be.

2196
00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:47,958
Great things

2197
00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:47,958
should just be spontaneous.

2198
00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:03,042
[laughing]

2199
00:51:03,292 --> 00:51:05,333
You think you could, uh...

2200
00:51:05,375 --> 00:51:12,375
♪ ♪

2201
00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:22,292
[upbeat dance music]

2202
00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:27,583
You think you could, uh...

2203
00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:34,708
♪ ♪

2204
00:51:38,792 --> 00:51:39,750
- [laughs]

2205
00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:41,167
Okay.

2206
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:46,417
♪ ♪

2207
00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:49,083
- I did not see this kiss

2208
00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:49,083
coming, you know?

2209
00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:50,417
He's my boss.

2210
00:51:50,458 --> 00:51:51,458
Oh, my God.

2211
00:51:50,458 --> 00:51:51,458
[laughs]

2212
00:51:59,125 --> 00:52:02,542
♪ ♪

2213
00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:05,417
- I'm not gonna let Wes

2214
00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:05,417
take her.

2215
00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:09,250
♪ ♪

2216
00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:10,500
- All right, let's do this.

2217
00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:12,458
- What, what, what!

2218
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,625
- Dancing out the party.

2219
00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:20,125
- Oh, my God,

2220
00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:20,125
if you injure me,

2221
00:52:20,167 --> 00:52:21,750
I can't work tomorrow.

2222
00:52:21,792 --> 00:52:24,000
- Keep it moving,

2223
00:52:21,792 --> 00:52:24,000
keep it moving, keep it moving.

2224
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,417
- We're back.

2225
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,417
- Yeah, yeah.

2226
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:27,458
- Yeah, yeah.

2227
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,667
- You guys seem like you're in

2228
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,667
a rush to get to bed together.

2229
00:52:29,667 --> 00:52:32,333
- Yeah, because we have to be

2230
00:52:29,667 --> 00:52:32,333
on deck at ten f---ing a.m.,

2231
00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:34,000
washing down.

2232
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,167
- You've been a bad boy,

2233
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,167
haven't you, Wes?

2234
00:52:36,167 --> 00:52:37,542
- I've been very conflicted.

2235
00:52:43,167 --> 00:52:45,417
I've got a deck crew member

2236
00:52:43,167 --> 00:52:45,417
who's actually a female,

2237
00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:49,458
and her common interests happen

2238
00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:49,458
to be exactly the same as mine.

2239
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,042
And she's f---ing cute.

2240
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,042
- Yeah.

2241
00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,042
- It's just, I've never been in

2242
00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,042
a situation like this before.

2243
00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:04,042
- Obviously, I know you,

2244
00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:04,042
and what I know of her,

2245
00:53:04,042 --> 00:53:06,667
it's not something that's gonna

2246
00:53:04,042 --> 00:53:06,667
turn sour quickly.

2247
00:53:06,708 --> 00:53:08,667
Like, I think it's a good thing,

2248
00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:11,500
and she really likes you.

2249
00:53:11,542 --> 00:53:15,708
♪ ♪

2250
00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:26,125
- Next time on

2251
00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:26,125
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

2252
00:53:26,167 --> 00:53:28,375
- If you have something to say,

2253
00:53:26,167 --> 00:53:28,375
say it to my face.

2254
00:53:28,417 --> 00:53:30,333
- You don't make out

2255
00:53:28,417 --> 00:53:30,333
with two guys sharing a bunk.

2256
00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:31,708
It's just not a good look.

2257
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,542
- We both kissed Malia

2258
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,542
last night.

2259
00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:35,208
You got a thing for her?

2260
00:53:35,542 --> 00:53:38,250
- I just wondered,

2261
00:53:35,542 --> 00:53:38,250
who's the next in line?

2262
00:53:38,292 --> 00:53:39,875
- That's a sh-- thing to say.

2263
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:42,583
- So the food needed to be ready

2264
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:42,583
40 minutes ago?

2265
00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:45,208
- Well, I guess I'm a f---ing

2266
00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:45,208
bad chief stew, then, all right?

2267
00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:47,708
- Maybe Bugsy should be

2268
00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:47,708
the chief stew.

2269
00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:49,875
- Primary guests, Ken and Amber.

2270
00:53:49,917 --> 00:53:51,417
- I may need some wine.

2271
00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:53,333
[laughter]

2272
00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:53,333
- Is that Kenny again?

2273
00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:56,375
- We've gone through

2274
00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:56,375
6 1/2 bottles of vodka

2275
00:53:56,417 --> 00:53:58,708
in less than 12 hours.

2276
00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:01,083
[laughter]

2277
00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:03,083
- Four of the guests

2278
00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:03,083
have written "no onions."

2279
00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:04,417
- Hey, Hannah.

2280
00:54:05,417 --> 00:54:07,417
- Can we get another one

2281
00:54:05,417 --> 00:54:07,417
with no onion?

2282
00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:09,083
- They can f--- off.

2283
00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:09,083
- I get you're pissed off,

2284
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,583
but don't take it out on me.

2285
00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:12,542
- I got you, you little slut.

2286
00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:14,417
[dramatic music]

2287
00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:17,333
- For more "Below Deck Med,"

2288
00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:17,333
go to bravotv.com.


