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- Previously on

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"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

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- Ship now.

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- What was Hannah

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telling you there?

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- You f---ing throw me

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under the bus.

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You did it with Lauren,

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and you're f---ing doing it

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right now.

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- Bobby seems to think

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that I've been talking sh--

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to Lauren,

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that I've been talking

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sh-- to Malia.

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- Can't remember you saying

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one bad thing about him.

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- This is when Hannah

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pulled you aside saying

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don't waste your time with me.

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- Yeah.

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- So either she's lying

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or you're lying.

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- I'll be the liar.

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- Thanks for your support,

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Lauren.

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Why don't you go f--- Ben?

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- I miss you.

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- I know. [laughs]

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- The primary charter member,

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Mr. Skin,

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the founder of MrSkin.com.

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They would like to schedule

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their naked news photo shoot.

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- I mean, this yacht

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is only 160 feet.

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- Okay, you didn't say

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the lines, but you know what?

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That was still good.

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My gran was such

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a strong woman,

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and I need to pull myself

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together.

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It's what she

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would have said to me.

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[creaking]

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The wind's picking up.

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If we hit the rocks,

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we're totally screwed.

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- Boy, we've really drifted.

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- I trust the captain.

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- I need you get in that tender

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and push.

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It's getting really close.

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Max, what are you doing?

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[horn honking]

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Push the boat.

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[horn blares]

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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- Whoo!

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- [laughs]

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- I'm so proud of Skin.

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- Whoo!

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- The beauty of the stern tie

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is it creates

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this beautiful sanctuary

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where it feels

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like it's the guests'

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private little area.

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The downside is,

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if the wind picks up,

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then we're in danger

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of hitting the rocks.

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- Look where we are right now.

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[laughs]

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- And we haven't actually lifted

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an anchor?

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- No.

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- That's insane.

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- F---.

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I want to stay away

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from that rock.

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- Do you want a spot?

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- Yeah.

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- Max.

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I need you to get in the tender.

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We're getting too close

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to the rocks.

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I need you to get in that tender

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and push.

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When the wind shifts the boat

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a little bit,

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instead of starting

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the main engines,

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disrupting the charter

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clients' trip,

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you basically put

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a deckhand in the tender

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and have 'em push

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while we reposition the vessel.

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Max, come push.

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- Yeah, I got it.

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- It's getting really close.

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Okay, so we're gonna tell

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the clients we're gonna move.

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I'm gonna re-anchor this boat.

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- All right. Copy that.

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- Why isn't Max pushing?

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Max, come push the boat.

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What are you waiting for?

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- Just put the boat up against--

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keep it in gear.

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- You want me to push

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that massive, huge boat

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with this little boat?

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Really?

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- Give it throttle.

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There you go.

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You gotta work on him.

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- No.

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- What? Oh, chips.

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- There you go.

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So it's jalapeno salsa

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and guacamole.

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- We are so close

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to hitting these rocks,

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and I'm kind of getting

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a little bit concerned

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about getting slapped

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by silicone over here.

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- Might wanna tweak

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the nipples a bit.

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- Max, you just stand by

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with the tender.

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- What do we got?

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- Oh, good. Okay.

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I'm too close to the wall here.

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- All right.

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- So I'm gonna go out

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a little farther.

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- Perfect.

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Bobby, let's try to pull

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the anchor in on high speed.

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- Copy that.

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[tense music]

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- All right, Wes, throttle.

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- There you go.

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Just keep it there, buddy.

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Keep going.

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[engine revving]

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- Yeah...

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Thanks for your patience.

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One thing I'm noting is,

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nothing always goes to plan.

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- Of course.

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- The elements always throw

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a little surprise at you.

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- What would happen if,

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like, someone totally screwed up

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and you weren't

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paying attention?

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- Yeah, of course.

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[electronic music]

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I'll drop the starboard first.

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Shackles in.

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[chain clanging]

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[anchor thuds]

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- Starboard side's locked off.

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Ready on port.

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- Drop it.

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[chain clanging]

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The wind's picked up,

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so we are gonna drop two anchors

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to make us secure.

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- And it looks like we have

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some good tension.

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- We're safe and secure.

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♪ ♪

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- Whew!

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- Whoo-hoo!

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You and Bobby got issues,

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but I think there's still

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feelings there.

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- No.

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- Are you sure?

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- Absolutely not.

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Promise.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- [clears throat]

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- I promise.

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- Yeah?

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- Seriously.

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To know that he's, like,

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soiling my name, it hurts.

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- 'Cause she f---ing screwed

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me over, playing me with Ben.

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- I thought we were friends,

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but he wants no part of that.

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I think he's okay

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with being a dick to me.

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- I feel completely alone

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right now.

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Hannah is the only friend

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I have on here,

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and I f---ed up.

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- [smacks lips]

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- Are they after

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the green juice?

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- Yeah, can you finish that off

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for me?

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- Of course.

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- Thank you.

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- Sure thing.

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[blender whirring]

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So the passing of my gran

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is still weighing down on me.

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I feel like I should be

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with my family right now,

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but I'm just trying

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to keep focused,

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keep my head down,

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and just get my job done.

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- Okay, cool.

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- Perfect.

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One green juice coming right up.

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- How do people

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drink this sh--?

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[upbeat music]

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- We're doing this naked.

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- So you're gonna have 'em just

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going naked paddleboarding?

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- Yeah.

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- Easy on the boobs! My God!

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- Sorry you have to see this.

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[man laughs]

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- Hannah and Lauren who?

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- Ken, how's your

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paddleboarding?

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- Look what I have to serve

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dessert with.

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How cool is this?

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- Oh, my God.

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- No.

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You're not gonna catch me

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dead in that f---ing thing.

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- Adam, we're a team.

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- Nope.

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- Yeah.

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- This chef doesn't leave

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the galley in that sh--.

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Hell no.

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Not gonna happen.

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- I'm sure there'll be lots

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of people

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that are disappointed, Adam.

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- Sandy?

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- Yes.

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- Hi.

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- Hey.

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- We would all love you

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to join us for dinner tonight.

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- Oh, I would love that.

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I feel honored.

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- Okay, great.

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- Thank you.

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Oh, my God, I'm excited.

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- The guests told me

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they wanted to be this way.

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- Okay.

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- I'm just kidding.

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[laughs]

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- Liar. [laughs]

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And that's all we got.

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[both chuckle]

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Unless you want me to squirt you

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with the hose.

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- Like, make yourself

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comfortable in the whole bed.

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Okay, let's do this.

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- And then there's my cabin.

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Pretty cramped, I know.

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Sure, the sheets

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are Egyptian cotton--

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I forgot my last line.

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- Oh, mama mia.

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- You gonna make some tits?

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- You know, I didn't think

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I was gonna like this thing

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and it was gonna piss me off...

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- Ah, the guests want a cake

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shaped as a nude woman.

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- Wait. Where do you see that?

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- At the anniversary party.

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- What?

296
00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:20,917
But I'm actually starting

297
00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:23,625
to think it's kind of funny.

298
00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:23,625
- Hannah, the guests want me

299
00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:24,917
to have dinner with them

300
00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:24,917
tonight.

301
00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:27,292
- Okay. Oh.

302
00:07:27,292 --> 00:07:30,625
We're doing a very sexual theme

303
00:07:27,292 --> 00:07:30,625
for dessert.

304
00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,042
- It's gonna be, like,

305
00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,042
the worst dinner ever for you...

306
00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:33,792
- It's gonna be

307
00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:33,792
the worst for you

308
00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:35,875
to actually see my skills

309
00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:35,875
as a chief stew.

310
00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:37,583
There's always

311
00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:37,583
a bit more pressure

312
00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,625
when the captain's at dinner

313
00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,625
with the guests,

314
00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,792
because we know that

315
00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,792
they're gonna be watching

316
00:07:41,792 --> 00:07:43,792
every move we make.

317
00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:48,000
And I really hope that Sandy

318
00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:48,000
does us and herself a solid

319
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,625
and leaves before

320
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,625
the cake of boobs come out.

321
00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:53,333
- Um, Sandy, you don't

322
00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:53,333
eat duck, right?

323
00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,000
- No.

324
00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,000
Chicken's fine.

325
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,333
So I'm going back.

326
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,333
- It's pretty cool, though.

327
00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,083
- Thank you.

328
00:07:58,083 --> 00:08:00,458
I don't want to do the service

329
00:07:58,083 --> 00:08:00,458
with her at the table.

330
00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,000
- It's gonna be weird.

331
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,125
It's like--it's like talking

332
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,125
to your grandma about...

333
00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,333
- Dicks.

334
00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,333
- Thing--

335
00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:07,958
[both laugh]

336
00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:10,958
[mellow music]

337
00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:14,833
♪ ♪

338
00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:18,000
- [humming]

339
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,917
- The last couple days with

340
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,917
Hannah and I's relationship,

341
00:08:21,917 --> 00:08:25,625
not talking to each other,

342
00:08:21,917 --> 00:08:25,625
it has sucked.

343
00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:26,792
Can I steal you for two seconds?

344
00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:29,042
- [sighs]

345
00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:29,042
- Two seconds.

346
00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,375
I just don't want this anymore.

347
00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,375
I want...

348
00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:34,417
to be friends

349
00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:34,417
with my Hannah again.

350
00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:37,708
First, I jumped to conclusions.

351
00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:39,792
- Mm-hmm.

352
00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:39,792
- But I wish you'd sold it more

353
00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,708
like, "Lauren's f---ing lying."

354
00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:43,000
But you kind of shrugged it off.

355
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,375
You're like,

356
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,375
"I didn't say that."

357
00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,000
- Because you're my friend.

358
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,542
All I knew was that she said

359
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,542
you guys were on a date

360
00:08:48,542 --> 00:08:50,375
and that she showed up and

361
00:08:48,542 --> 00:08:50,375
there was two other girls.

362
00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:52,375
And I just went, "Oh,

363
00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:52,375
that's really slack."

364
00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:53,958
I didn't tell Lauren

365
00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:53,958
those things.

366
00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:55,667
I didn't say anything

367
00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:55,667
bad to her.

368
00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,875
Like, we're friends.

369
00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,875
Why would I--what--

370
00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,542
why would I tell Lauren that?

371
00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:01,042
- I'm not perfect.

372
00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:01,042
I make mistakes.

373
00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:03,000
I overreacted.

374
00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:03,000
Hannah's my friend.

375
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,375
And I was in a weird spot.

376
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,375
I was confused.

377
00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:07,875
I didn't know who was lying.

378
00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:12,083
She put it in my head

379
00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:12,083
that you talk sh--.

380
00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:13,583
And then that's

381
00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:13,583
what I just thought

382
00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:14,917
was going on the other day.

383
00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:16,750
- I have no reason

384
00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:16,750
to talk badly.

385
00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,542
If anything,

386
00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,542
I'd be saying good stuff.

387
00:09:18,542 --> 00:09:20,417
- And that's, you know, what

388
00:09:18,542 --> 00:09:20,417
I want to apologize about.

389
00:09:20,417 --> 00:09:24,583
I'm sorry, you know?

390
00:09:20,417 --> 00:09:24,583
- [sighs]

391
00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:26,750
- Sorry.

392
00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:26,750
Give me a hug.

393
00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,583
- I'm glad that he's owned up

394
00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,583
to it and I'm glad

395
00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:39,083
he's come to the realization

396
00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:39,083
himself that I wasn't lying.

397
00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:41,583
But he's burnt me

398
00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:41,583
one too many times,

399
00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:43,917
so I'm very, very wary

400
00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:43,917
of Bobby now.

401
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,708
- Have a good dinner.

402
00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:47,750
- Thank you.

403
00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:47,750
- Time to get changed.

404
00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,750
[upbeat music]

405
00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,458
- Oh, hi.

406
00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,458
- Hey.

407
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:56,458
If there were espresso pods

408
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:56,458
in here...

409
00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:57,750
- How many times do I have

410
00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:57,750
to tell you?

411
00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:00,042
Not in front of other people.

412
00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:01,792
- What do you got?

413
00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:04,083
- See what you've done?

414
00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:04,083
- I tried not to ask,

415
00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:06,750
but I couldn't resist

416
00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:06,750
any longer.

417
00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,125
- What was that?

418
00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,125
"Milia"?

419
00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,458
- Yeah, I mean, that's--

420
00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,458
- Wes.

421
00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:13,125
Say my name correctly.

422
00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:15,625
- Would you like one?

423
00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:15,625
- Yes, please. Thank you.

424
00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:16,792
- I'm gonna go drink this

425
00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:16,792
right now.

426
00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:18,125
- Bye.

427
00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:21,458
[driving techno music]

428
00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:24,125
- Whew!

429
00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:24,125
Gotta run it through the sieve.

430
00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,583
That's what we do.

431
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,458
That's hot as f---.

432
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,458
Oops.

433
00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:29,458
I've got a stressful night

434
00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:29,458
ahead of me.

435
00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:32,583
I've got four courses,

436
00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:32,583
all the dietary constrictions.

437
00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,792
Sandy's gonna be

438
00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,792
sitting at the table,

439
00:10:34,792 --> 00:10:36,292
Any time you have the captain

440
00:10:34,792 --> 00:10:36,292
at the table,

441
00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:37,917
it's like

442
00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:37,917
the pressure's on.

443
00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:41,167
♪ ♪

444
00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,792
- Perfect.

445
00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:47,583
♪ ♪

446
00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,667
- Looks good, honey.

447
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,250
- This is really important

448
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,250
for me,

449
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,292
because although Sandy and I

450
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,292
got off

451
00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:55,333
on a little bit of a rough

452
00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:55,333
start at the beginning...

453
00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:56,833
- I don't want stuff

454
00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:56,833
all over the salon

455
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,250
tomorrow when I wake up.

456
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,250
It isn't like

457
00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,667
you're gonna sort it out

458
00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,667
tonight.

459
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,167
See how it's pushing me over?

460
00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:02,750
- I'm getting annoyed,

461
00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:02,750
which is really scary,

462
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,292
'cause it's day three.

463
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,292
- Yeah.

464
00:11:04,292 --> 00:11:06,000
- Our relationship's getting

465
00:11:04,292 --> 00:11:06,000
to a good place.

466
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,833
So I want to keep it there

467
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,667
and keep her happy

468
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,667
and keep her in the bridge.

469
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:12,000
Are you excited for dinner?

470
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,500
- No.

471
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,500
- Yes, I am.

472
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,833
'Cause I get to have his food.

473
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,625
- All right, I think I'm ready.

474
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,292
- So you have to mind

475
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,292
your Ps and Qs at dinner.

476
00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,125
We got a captain at the table.

477
00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:24,792
- How are you two doing?

478
00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:24,792
- Good.

479
00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,708
- So you know,

480
00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,708
when on anchor watch tonight...

481
00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:28,792
- Yes.

482
00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:28,792
- Just come out here,

483
00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:30,125
take a look at the distance.

484
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,875
- Yeah.

485
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,875
Awesome.

486
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,792
So Malia's gonna get

487
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,792
two hours of sleep.

488
00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:35,208
[chuckles]

489
00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:36,792
- When a vessel's at anchor,

490
00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:38,042
someone is always

491
00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:38,042
watching the boat.

492
00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,667
I do three-hour anchor watches.

493
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,708
- Let's go get some dinner

494
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,708
quick.

495
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:41,833
- Okay.

496
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:47,042
CO2 extinguisher,

497
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:47,042
while you're taking a sh--.

498
00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:51,167
- [laughing]

499
00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:53,708
- I f---ing dumped it

500
00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:53,708
on his ass.

501
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,250
- [laughing]

502
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,667
- I feel like my history

503
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,667
with Bobby

504
00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,833
has put me in a really terrible

505
00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,833
situation on this boat.

506
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,917
Bobby's able to, like,

507
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,917
continue on laughing

508
00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,917
and carrying on

509
00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,917
and be positive.

510
00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,083
[man screaming]

511
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:08,250
- [laughing]

512
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,750
- And I'm sinking

513
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,750
into, like, a dark hole.

514
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,375
I just want to get--

515
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:14,750
Oh, sorry.

516
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:14,750
I thought you were Bugs.

517
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,583
- That's okay.

518
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,583
Where the f--- did I put that?

519
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,208
You know what?

520
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,208
Life's f---ing hard,

521
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,000
and you need to grow

522
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,000
a thick skin.

523
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,875
I can't have

524
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,875
a crying stewardess around

525
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,958
when I'm trying

526
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,958
to do dinner service.

527
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,917
- [sniffles]

528
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,583
- Okay.

529
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,583
- I need some help.

530
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:36,917
I can't run this boat

531
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:36,917
with just Bugs.

532
00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:38,708
- Coming up...

533
00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:38,708
[mechanical clanging]

534
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,292
- What was that?

535
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,958
- It won't come in.

536
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,958
- Can you see the line?

537
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,792
- Yeah.

538
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,792
There's, like, a kink in it.

539
00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:50,208
- What the F---?

540
00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:50,208
- No Way.

541
00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:50,500
[laughter]

542
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,750
- Awesome.

543
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,292
- Got a good-looking charter.

544
00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,208
- Okay.

545
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:02,208
- Cool.

546
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:02,208
- Where is Lauren?

547
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,292
- Okay.

548
00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:07,292
I'm gonna start

549
00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:07,292
on the cabins now then.

550
00:13:07,292 --> 00:13:08,958
- Cool.

551
00:13:07,292 --> 00:13:08,958
As a chief steward,

552
00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:10,958
I do things a little differently

553
00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:10,958
to Hannah.

554
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,875
And in the past when somebody's

555
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,875
having an emotional breakdown,

556
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,792
I prefer to choose

557
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,792
the more hands-on approach

558
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,750
to help my fellow

559
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,750
crewmembers out.

560
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,917
Sit down for two secs.

561
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,917
- No.

562
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:22,292
- You're all right.

563
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:22,292
- Yeah, I'm fine.

564
00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:23,333
- What's going on?

565
00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:23,333
- Oh, nothing.

566
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:24,833
I'm okay.

567
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,792
- Are you just feeling

568
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,792
overwhelmed?

569
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:30,292
- I just want to do my job

570
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:30,292
and not be treated like garbage.

571
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,500
He's fabricating things

572
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,500
for attention,

573
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:35,000
and I'm getting the sh-- end

574
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:35,000
of the stick.

575
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:39,667
- I am sick up to here

576
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:39,667
of hearing this Bobby thing.

577
00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:41,083
I've just lost my grandmother.

578
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,917
- [sobs]

579
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:45,667
- You need to pipe down.

580
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:45,667
You're making sh-- awkward.

581
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,000
- It's just so unfair that

582
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,000
this is happening to me.

583
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,458
I just, like, want to get

584
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,458
the job done and go to sleep.

585
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,083
[sniffles]

586
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,500
- What's going on?

587
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,083
- I'm gonna be

588
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,083
a steward tonight.

589
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:57,083
- Well, that's good.

590
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:57,083
Least I get to spend

591
00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:00,125
a little time with you; I feel

592
00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:00,125
like I barely even met you.

593
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,958
I don't want Lauren

594
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,958
to go melting away,

595
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,208
but, you know, if it meant

596
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,208
I get more Malia time,

597
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,500
then so be it, right?

598
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,000
[chuckles]

599
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,000
Like, f--- it.

600
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,333
You want some soup?

601
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,333
- Sure.

602
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:11,042
I guess this is the perk

603
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:11,042
of working in here.

604
00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,375
- Okay, let's go.

605
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,042
- Wow.

606
00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:15,500
- At that seat.

607
00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:15,500
- Gorgeous.

608
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,500
- Whoa.

609
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,500
Look how beautiful it looks.

610
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,208
- Do we have to be on our best

611
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,208
behavior if you're sitting--

612
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,958
- Not at all.

613
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,958
- Oh, God.

614
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,875
- [laughing]

615
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,708
- I've done water.

616
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,708
I've done wine.

617
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,208
I'm gonna do bread,

618
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,208
and then we're ready.

619
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,125
- Let's go.

620
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,792
- When did you come up

621
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,792
with the idea to start it?

622
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:33,875
- As a kid, I always would watch

623
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:33,875
as many movies as I could,

624
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,375
but only because

625
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,375
I was fascinated

626
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,167
by the nudity in the movies.

627
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,292
I'd record a movie,

628
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,292
just extract the nudity,

629
00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,042
and put 'em on separate tapes.

630
00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:43,500
17 years later, I have

631
00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:43,500
the greatest job in the world

632
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,083
and the whole thing.

633
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,750
- And now here you are

634
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,750
in Croatia...

635
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,375
- Celebrating.

636
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,375
- On a big yacht.

637
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,042
♪ ♪

638
00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:51,750
- Butternut squash bisque.

639
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,917
Doesn't that sound lovely?

640
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:56,083
- Don't worry, guys,

641
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:56,083
I'm just on anchor watch.

642
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,417
- How late you gotta be up?

643
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,417
- Till--I mean, I have to be up

644
00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:00,542
till midnight anyway.

645
00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:00,542
- Nice and slow.

646
00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:02,000
Oh, there you go.

647
00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:02,000
Just hand it off.

648
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,375
Thank you.

649
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,375
[laughs]

650
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,917
I could see it in your face.

651
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,917
- No.

652
00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:06,375
No.

653
00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:06,375
- Come on. Come back.

654
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,250
- "Oh, there you go.

655
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,250
Just hand it off."

656
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,167
- I'm a little reluctant

657
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,167
to jump into anything.

658
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,250
I was in a relationship

659
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,250
for seven years

660
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,917
with a beautiful

661
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,917
Middle Eastern girl.

662
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,083
But she never

663
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,083
told her parents about me

664
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,542
because of

665
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,542
cultural differences.

666
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,750
- Ooh, what is this stuff,

667
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,750
oregano?

668
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,375
- It's a lovely herb.

669
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,375
It's called thyme.

670
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,792
- Oh.

671
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,792
- After what I've been through,

672
00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,292
with the love that

673
00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,292
I poured into that,

674
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,958
I've got trust issues.

675
00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:30,042
I don't want

676
00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:30,042
to feel that pain again.

677
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:32,292
Oh, my gosh.

678
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:32,292
- So this evening, to start,

679
00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:34,958
it's a butternut squash bisque.

680
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:36,292
Bon appétit.

681
00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:38,292
[tense music]

682
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:41,083
- This is delicious.

683
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:41,083
- This is absolutely delicious.

684
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,125
- It is.

685
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,125
- Wow.

686
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,208
- [humming]

687
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,042
- So we do two tofus.

688
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,958
- Two to--is this guy a tofu?

689
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:52,375
- So no shrimp for him.

690
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:53,542
- No.

691
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:53,542
You're not listening to me.

692
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,250
I got a salad for him.

693
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,792
- It's the first meal service

694
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,792
we've done

695
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:58,875
with Captain Sandy

696
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:58,875
at the table,

697
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,292
and I want to make sure

698
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,292
that she knows

699
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:04,583
the interior of this boat

700
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:04,583
runs absolutely flawlessly,

701
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,417
whether she's there or not.

702
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:09,000
- It needs, like,

703
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:09,000
something else.

704
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,917
- Why don't you put a slice

705
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,917
of something pretty?

706
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,167
Lemon.

707
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,833
- Nailed it.

708
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,917
Knew she was in here

709
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,917
for a reason.

710
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,417
- So I talked to Hannah.

711
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,417
It's like, you know, "Listen."

712
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:22,417
I was like, "Obviously you know

713
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:22,417
why I blew up at you."

714
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,458
And obviously Lauren shows,

715
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,458
you know,

716
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,417
that she can't be trusted.

717
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,833
- The soup,

718
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,833
you could run it down.

719
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:33,583
- Yeah.

720
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:35,958
I'm totally cool

721
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:35,958
with helping the interior

722
00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,167
with whatever

723
00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,167
they need help with.

724
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,500
Hannah, you all good?

725
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,167
I just want to make sure

726
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,167
I'm going--

727
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,167
- Yeah, if you could start

728
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,167
washing up.

729
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,958
- Yeah.

730
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,958
I just kind of wish

731
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:45,250
I could focus

732
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:45,250
just on anchor watch,

733
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,500
'cause it's my first time,

734
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,625
but gotta roll with it.

735
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:55,667
[upbeat music]

736
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,375
- Slow down on the clearing

737
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,375
is what we need to do.

738
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,458
Part of that happened in,

739
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,458
like, 30 seconds.

740
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,375
- If you, as a chef,

741
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,375
would prefer me

742
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,125
to leave the food

743
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,125
in front of them, then--

744
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,375
- People eat slowly,

745
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,375
and they like having time

746
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,000
in between their courses.

747
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,208
- Yeah.

748
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,208
- Now we just got cleared

749
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:09,375
in 30 seconds.

750
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:09,375
- Yeah.

751
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,167
- Well, don't give me excuses.

752
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:13,042
- I'm not giving you excuses.

753
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:13,042
- All right.

754
00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,333
I'm telling you that I preferred

755
00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,333
no plate in front of them

756
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,542
than dirty, like, shells.

757
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,542
- Okay.

758
00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:17,208
Okay. Sounds good.

759
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,667
Sounds good.

760
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:21,000
That's what it sounds like.

761
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:21,000
Good.

762
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,542
- So okay, today when we kept,

763
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,542
like, drifting closer

764
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,875
to the rock, was there,

765
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,875
like, an emergency

766
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,917
that we didn't know about?

767
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,917
- No, not at all.

768
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,583
It wasn't an emergency.

769
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,583
I was watching it,

770
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,250
and we got really close,

771
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,417
and the wind was on our beam,

772
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,417
on the side,

773
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:37,000
so it was pushing it.

774
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
- Yeah, I was wondering

775
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
about that.

776
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,417
It's great to know.

777
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:40,708
- So we've got plant lady,

778
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:40,708
Whitney...

779
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,583
- Yep.

780
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,583
- Sam--

781
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,583
- I don't care about names.

782
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,583
I want "chicken, duck, tempeh."

783
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:50,000
[percussive music]

784
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,583
♪ ♪

785
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,208
- So we've got Sam,

786
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,208
who doesn't eat meat,

787
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,042
who only eats seafood.

788
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,208
- Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.

789
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,208
- Then we've got plant lady.

790
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,417
- Okay, okay.

791
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,417
Stop...

792
00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,250
right there.

793
00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,250
- Okay.

794
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,417
- I've worked with

795
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,417
very difficult chefs.

796
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,250
I mean, I definitely think

797
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,208
it all comes down

798
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,208
to communication.

799
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,167
Otherwise, it's just gonna go

800
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,167
absolutely out of control.

801
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,542
- But you just told me

802
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,542
to stop talking.

803
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,250
- I'm just

804
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,250
getting nervous there.

805
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,125
Still missing a plate.

806
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,125
What is it?

807
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,625
- Three tempeh, one chicken,

808
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,625
and the rest duck.

809
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,417
- Perfect.

810
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,417
I've got full-on dinner going.

811
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,375
I got a naked lady cake

812
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,375
happening.

813
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,083
I'm actually starting to sweat

814
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,625
for the first time

815
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,625
in this galley.

816
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,458
Just sauce and go, all right?

817
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,458
- Yep.

818
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,083
- Thank you.

819
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:30,958
- The main course tonight

820
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:30,958
is pan roasted duck breast,

821
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:33,292
and for the vegan,

822
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:33,292
same thing but with a tempeh

823
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,625
and for Sandy, we have

824
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,625
the chicken breast.

825
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,292
- Thank you so much.

826
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,292
- My pleasure.

827
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:39,042
- It looks wonderful.

828
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:39,042
- Mmm.

829
00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,958
So far, so amazing.

830
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:42,375
- These flavors are fabulous.

831
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,750
- Thank God

832
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,750
for celebrity nudity.

833
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,625
[laughter]

834
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,292
- Well, now Sandy will watch it.

835
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,083
- Yes.

836
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,083
- Yes!

837
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,458
- I'm gonna actually just

838
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,458
look it up, at least.

839
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:52,333
I mean, I...

840
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:52,333
- Yeah.

841
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,333
- Am curious.

842
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,625
- Titties to the rescue.

843
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,292
You ready to make some nipples?

844
00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:57,667
- Yeah, let's make nipples.

845
00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:57,667
- Good.

846
00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,792
- 10, 12, 14, 16!

847
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,500
- [sighs]

848
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,125
Are you guys still okay

849
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,125
to help me out?

850
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,292
- Oh, my God, they're,

851
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,292
like, painted.

852
00:19:05,292 --> 00:19:07,083
Oh, you got a thong on that one.

853
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,458
- Thank you, guys.

854
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:09,583
- How did you two meet?

855
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,125
- Lot of drugs.

856
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,292
No, I'm just kidding.

857
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,292
[laughter]

858
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,750
- You hit the jackpot, dude.

859
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,583
I hope every day, you give

860
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,583
gratitude for her.

861
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,000
- Oh, are you kidding?

862
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,000
I'm on my knees every day.

863
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Sorry, Captain Sandy,

864
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
that you had to hear that.

865
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,167
[laughter]

866
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,667
- Are you annoyed

867
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,667
'cause you have

868
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,500
better muscles than the man?

869
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,500
Here, here, here.

870
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,333
- I don't know

871
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,333
if I can get this thing on.

872
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,500
- This is the classiest

873
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,500
I have ever looked.

874
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,333
[laughter]

875
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:36,125
- Do you want to do this

876
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:36,125
or you want to sit out?

877
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,792
- I really would rather, like,

878
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,792
get laundry done.

879
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:38,833
- Okay.

880
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:42,292
Are you okay

881
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:42,292
if I start clearing?

882
00:19:42,292 --> 00:19:43,333
Do you want a few more minutes?

883
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,708
- Uh, if you got it.

884
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,333
- Malia.

885
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,333
- Yeah.

886
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,125
- Do you want to come with me?

887
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,125
- Yes.

888
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,167
- Oh, it's sticking

889
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,167
to that parchment paper.

890
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,542
F---.

891
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,542
- This is where I'm going

892
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,542
to depart.

893
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:54,375
I'm gonna go to the Internet

894
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:54,375
now, and I'm gonna look it up.

895
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,167
[laughter]

896
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,167
- Thank you so much.

897
00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:57,708
- Really.

898
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,375
- Are you guys wearing a shirt

899
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,375
under this?

900
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,167
both: No.

901
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,167
- Still wearing my shirt

902
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,167
underneath it.

903
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,167
Quite tight.

904
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:07,042
[hip-hop music]

905
00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:09,375
- So if you guys are happy

906
00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:09,375
to just relax for a minute,

907
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,375
we've got a dessert coming.

908
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,708
Does anyone want a drink,

909
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,708
tequila?

910
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:15,458
- Can I get a decaf coffee?

911
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,375
- Okay, sure.

912
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,917
- No, I don't like it.

913
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,500
- Do you have

914
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,500
any sort of, like,

915
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,667
time estimate on when

916
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,667
he's gonna be--

917
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,083
- Oof.

918
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:27,375
- Maybe 10--15--

919
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:27,375
uh, ten minutes?

920
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,167
Are we good?

921
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,167
- I don't know.

922
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:37,375
I hope so.

923
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:37,375
F---ing eighth time's a charm.

924
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,583
Sh--. Not good.

925
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,958
- Coming up...

926
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,250
- I am scared sh--less,

927
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,750
'cause the last person

928
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,750
I want to see hurt is Wes.

929
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,375
[water splashes]

930
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,375
- Ah, sh--.

931
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:51,667
- [grunts]

932
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,750
Oh, whoa, whoa.

933
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,750
Yeah, there you go.

934
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,667
Yeah.

935
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,667
- Looks cute as sh--.

936
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:58,583
- [laughs]

937
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:58,583
You know, making a perfect

938
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,625
nipple out of fondant

939
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,625
is not as easy as it looks.

940
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,458
Is the nipple erect?

941
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,458
Is it soft?

942
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:03,542
Like, did she just get done

943
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:03,542
swimming?

944
00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:05,208
I don't know.

945
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:07,625
I've never handled

946
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:07,625
so many titties at once.

947
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,792
- Have we moved?

948
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,792
- Did we get turned around?

949
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,708
- Yeah, we swung a little.

950
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,708
- That's okay, right?

951
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,500
- Yeah, we're anchored,

952
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,500
I think.

953
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,750
- Get your birthday suits on.

954
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,292
- Hey, guys.

955
00:21:19,292 --> 00:21:23,292
[laughter

956
00:21:19,292 --> 00:21:23,292
and indistinct chatter]

957
00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:25,292
- That's awesome.

958
00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:25,292
- Here is your custom...

959
00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:26,750
- Oh, my God.

960
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,292
- I'm stoked

961
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,292
that the charter guests

962
00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:29,792
are giving us

963
00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:29,792
a standing ovation.

964
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:31,625
- Oh, my God.

965
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:31,625
- All I'm thinking is,

966
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,208
the tip is just going up.

967
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,417
- Man, you're ripped.

968
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,250
- Oh!

969
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,250
- Yay!

970
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:39,667
- Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam!

971
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:40,917
Adam! Adam!

972
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:40,917
[applause]

973
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,417
- Amazing.

974
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,417
- Thank you.

975
00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:43,792
- Good work, dude.

976
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:45,792
- The boobs were

977
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:45,792
a complete success,

978
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:48,333
and I didn't have to put on

979
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:48,333
the stupid body shirt.

980
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,792
- I can't wait

981
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,792
till the pie section comes.

982
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,250
[laughter]

983
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,792
- Wow.

984
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:57,250
[upbeat music]

985
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,292
- That's for you, Sugar.

986
00:21:58,292 --> 00:21:59,792
- Oh, thank God.

987
00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:01,500
- Bobby, the service is over.

988
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,417
You can put a shirt back on.

989
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,417
[chuckles]

990
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:04,833
- Do it.

991
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:04,833
- I will lick a little

992
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:06,583
on the front nip, but then...

993
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:06,583
- Aww.

994
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:09,667
[indistinct chatter

995
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:09,667
and laughter]

996
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,167
- Get it, girl.

997
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,167
- Ahh!

998
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:12,667
- You're gonna choke.

999
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:12,667
- Take it!

1000
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,750
- Oh, my goodness.

1001
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,750
- Hooray for boobies!

1002
00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:21,667
- Good fun.

1003
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,708
♪ ♪

1004
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,333
- Hey, you guys, thanks

1005
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,333
for your help tonight.

1006
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,875
- Sure, Chef.

1007
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,875
- Sure, Chef.

1008
00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:28,375
- See, it's not so bad

1009
00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:28,375
in the galley, right?

1010
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:29,875
- She ain't saying a word.

1011
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,375
- She's like,

1012
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,375
"Eh, I'm staying outside."

1013
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:32,500
- [chuckling] Yeah.

1014
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:32,500
- No, I like both.

1015
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:33,708
Wish I could go to bed.

1016
00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:35,542
But I'm on anchor watch.

1017
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:36,708
- Are you?

1018
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:36,708
- Yep.

1019
00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:37,875
- Okay.

1020
00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:37,875
- [grunts]

1021
00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,542
- Um, I think your boobs

1022
00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,542
are out.

1023
00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:41,625
- Get one for Instagram.

1024
00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:41,625
- Oh, my God.

1025
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,458
- Oh, that's f---ing--

1026
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,458
Oh, my God!

1027
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,625
- Oh, my God.

1028
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,625
They're using the lazy Susan

1029
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,542
to have a topless girl--

1030
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,542
- Just topless?

1031
00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:49,375
That seems conservative

1032
00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:49,375
for them.

1033
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:50,958
- Ah!

1034
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:50,958
- Do you have underwear on?

1035
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,000
- Of course not.

1036
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,458
- Wow, that is a lot of vagina.

1037
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,458
- Oh, my God.

1038
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,375
- Oh.

1039
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,375
- You are the man.

1040
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:00,708
- I spit all over myself.

1041
00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:02,542
- You literally sat and spin.

1042
00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:04,583
- Put it on Twitter.

1043
00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:04,583
- You should put it on Twatter.

1044
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:05,917
[laughter]

1045
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,750
- Hi, Dad.

1046
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,750
How are you?

1047
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:09,583
- I am good.

1048
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:09,583
How are you?

1049
00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:11,583
- Good.

1050
00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:13,250
- What's the weather like

1051
00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:13,250
there?

1052
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,917
- Oh, my gosh, it's beautiful.

1053
00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:16,000
I've always been a daddy's girl.

1054
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,417
Like, when I'm upset,

1055
00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:18,583
he's the first person I call.

1056
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:20,375
I share everything with him.

1057
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,583
You know, what you can share

1058
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,583
with your dad.

1059
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,917
- And did you call any of the

1060
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,917
other ones that you love yet?

1061
00:23:24,917 --> 00:23:27,042
- You're my number one, Dad.

1062
00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,500
- [laughs]

1063
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,875
- Are the people nice

1064
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,875
you're working with?

1065
00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:33,917
- So far, it's hard

1066
00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:36,833
to, like, walk

1067
00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:36,833
onto a new boat, new crew.

1068
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,250
I'm feeling really alone.

1069
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,750
Um...

1070
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,750
- Yeah.

1071
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:41,833
- Yeah.

1072
00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:43,708
My parents have been

1073
00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:43,708
going through an ugly divorce

1074
00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,458
for a couple years now,

1075
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:48,292
and I came to Croatia

1076
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:48,292
to escape that.

1077
00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:50,958
I love them both, but I don't

1078
00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:50,958
want to be caught in the middle.

1079
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:52,458
Now, like, I'm replacing

1080
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:52,458
my mom and dad

1081
00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:54,458
with, like, Bobby and Hannah.

1082
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:56,625
- You have a lot of experience,

1083
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:56,625
like, meeting new people,

1084
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:58,875
so it shouldn't be

1085
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:58,875
that much of a challenge.

1086
00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:02,958
- It's been a challenge,

1087
00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:02,958
but I can get through it.

1088
00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:04,792
Talking to my dad always helps.

1089
00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:06,958
I feel that I need

1090
00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:06,958
to focus on my job

1091
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:09,125
and continue to do my job

1092
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:09,125
the best I can.

1093
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,875
- Time for me

1094
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,875
to say good night.

1095
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,625
- All right, I love you.

1096
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,583
- Love you too, sweetheart.

1097
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:19,042
[energetic music]

1098
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,708
- Gorgeous night

1099
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,708
to go to bed early.

1100
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:22,458
- Perfect.

1101
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:22,458
Good night, guys.

1102
00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:23,583
- Bye, everybody.

1103
00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:30,833
♪ ♪

1104
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:33,958
- I thought we were gonna be

1105
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:33,958
nice and comfortable up here.

1106
00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:36,625
Honey, I just have to say,

1107
00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:36,625
like,

1108
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:38,833
honestly,

1109
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:38,833
I've blown away by you.

1110
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,667
I'm very much surprised as--

1111
00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,958
- To be honest, I've actually

1112
00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,958
surprised myself.

1113
00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,583
It's good to be, like,

1114
00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,583
out on the floor

1115
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,667
and have people around

1116
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,667
and, you know,

1117
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,458
your mind's just,

1118
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,458
like, distracted.

1119
00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:49,667
- Yeah.

1120
00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:55,833
- What my mom must be

1121
00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:55,833
dealing with knowing that

1122
00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:58,417
she's not gonna see her

1123
00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:58,417
drive up our driveway every day

1124
00:24:58,417 --> 00:25:01,125
or, you know, go and have

1125
00:24:58,417 --> 00:25:01,125
a coffee with her...

1126
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,125
That's the hard part, is--

1127
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,792
- You lost your brother?

1128
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,792
- Mm.

1129
00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:12,792
- Mm.

1130
00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:16,375
I was really young

1131
00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:16,375
when my brother got sick,

1132
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:18,375
and he passed away

1133
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:18,375
very quickly.

1134
00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,042
When something

1135
00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,042
like that happens,

1136
00:25:20,042 --> 00:25:22,500
the innocence of your

1137
00:25:20,042 --> 00:25:22,500
childhood, I guess,

1138
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,833
is taken away a little bit.

1139
00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,458
- Was he younger

1140
00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,458
or older than you?

1141
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,500
- Wow.

1142
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,500
- Yeah.

1143
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,875
- Since then, I really feel like

1144
00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:39,875
I've been living every day

1145
00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:39,875
like it's my last.

1146
00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:42,875
So every opportunity I have,

1147
00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:42,875
I take it with both hands.

1148
00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:49,375
- Yeah, thank you.

1149
00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:51,583
- And for now, you have me.

1150
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:52,875
- Thank you.

1151
00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:57,083
[beeping]

1152
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,042
[beeping stops]

1153
00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:02,417
[upbeat music]

1154
00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:04,583
♪ ♪

1155
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:07,417
- Good morning.

1156
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:07,417
- Another day in paradise.

1157
00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:09,083
To be honest,

1158
00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:09,083
I am not feeling much better

1159
00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:10,500
than I was yesterday.

1160
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,208
It's time to squeeze oranges.

1161
00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:18,667
♪ ♪

1162
00:26:18,667 --> 00:26:20,083
- Is it gonna be

1163
00:26:18,667 --> 00:26:20,083
one of those days today?

1164
00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,833
- Oh, yeah.

1165
00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,833
- Oh, Malia,

1166
00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:24,083
you're not a morning person.

1167
00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:24,083
- No.

1168
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,083
I was up until 3:00

1169
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,083
in the morning.

1170
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,667
I'm exhausted.

1171
00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:29,917
I'm so excited that we get

1172
00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:31,750
to pull up the anchors.

1173
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:33,458
Charter guests

1174
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:33,458
are getting off today.

1175
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,125
And, boom. Easy.

1176
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:36,917
- How are you this morning?

1177
00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:39,458
- Great. How are you?

1178
00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:39,458
- Very well, thank you.

1179
00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:40,792
- It's wonderful.

1180
00:26:40,792 --> 00:26:44,458
♪ ♪

1181
00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:45,958
- Good morning.

1182
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,917
The table looks beautiful.

1183
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,917
- Yeah?

1184
00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:49,917
women: Morning.

1185
00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:49,917
- Andrea's here.

1186
00:26:49,917 --> 00:26:51,458
- Last day.

1187
00:26:49,917 --> 00:26:51,458
- Yeah.

1188
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:52,875
- This is so nice.

1189
00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:54,125
- All right, I pop this up.

1190
00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:55,792
- So you're on.

1191
00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:55,792
- Low speed.

1192
00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:56,875
- You can go high speed

1193
00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:56,875
for bringing it in.

1194
00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:58,458
- Okay.

1195
00:26:58,458 --> 00:26:59,750
- Okay, you can start

1196
00:26:58,458 --> 00:26:59,750
pulling up.

1197
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,208
- Okay.

1198
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,208
Pulling anchor up.

1199
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:02,917
[heavy clattering]

1200
00:27:02,917 --> 00:27:05,958
- Looks like we spun around

1201
00:27:02,917 --> 00:27:05,958
last night.

1202
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,958
[heavy clattering]

1203
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:11,958
[metallic clanging]

1204
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:18,500
[loud clang]

1205
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:18,500
- What was that?

1206
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,833
- You all right?

1207
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,833
- It won't come in any more.

1208
00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:21,083
- Can you see the line?

1209
00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:21,083
- Mm-hmm.

1210
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,833
- Is it tight?

1211
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,833
- Yeah.

1212
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,625
There's, like, a kink in it.

1213
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,625
- Hey, um...

1214
00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:25,792
why did you guys stop pulling

1215
00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:25,792
the anchor up?

1216
00:27:25,792 --> 00:27:27,500
What's up?

1217
00:27:25,792 --> 00:27:27,500
- Captain,

1218
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,000
it's no longer coming up.

1219
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,000
There might be a kink

1220
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,667
in the anchor chain.

1221
00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:32,167
- Or it's twisted

1222
00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:32,167
on the other one.

1223
00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:34,125
- Looks like port's

1224
00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:34,125
wrapped in itself,

1225
00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:36,917
so I think we need to go out

1226
00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:36,917
on the tender to set it off.

1227
00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:40,000
- How's this a way

1228
00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:40,000
to start a day?

1229
00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:44,000
- Hey, Maxie, can you get

1230
00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:44,000
the key for the tender?

1231
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,083
- Where is it?

1232
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,083
- Inside.

1233
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:46,833
It's the long white one.

1234
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,667
- We should start moving soon,

1235
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,667
I would think.

1236
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,667
She said it was about

1237
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,667
2 1/2 hours to get back.

1238
00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:52,833
- All righty.

1239
00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:52,833
We're good to go.

1240
00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:55,000
- Oh, f--- off, anchors.

1241
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,708
This sucks.

1242
00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,667
Like, of course

1243
00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,667
this happens to me.

1244
00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:01,042
First time pulling up

1245
00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:01,042
the anchor, like, of course.

1246
00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:03,542
- Oh, sh--.

1247
00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:03,542
Look at that, bro.

1248
00:28:03,542 --> 00:28:05,208
- Awesome. I hope

1249
00:28:03,542 --> 00:28:05,208
I don't get blamed for this one.

1250
00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:07,333
- Is it wrapped--

1251
00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:07,333
- It's all, like, up

1252
00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:09,125
and it's underneath the bow

1253
00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:09,125
all in one big group.

1254
00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:18,708
I've never seen this before.

1255
00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:20,208
This is really twisted.

1256
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,875
I'm looking at myself now

1257
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,875
and just thinking,

1258
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:23,625
"I don't have

1259
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:23,625
an actual solution to this."

1260
00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:24,667
- Holy sh--.

1261
00:28:32,792 --> 00:28:33,333
I've never seen this before.

1262
00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:36,667
This is really twisted.

1263
00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,167
I don't have

1264
00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,167
an actual solution to this.

1265
00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:40,042
- Holy sh--.

1266
00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:40,042
- I wish we had something decent

1267
00:28:40,042 --> 00:28:41,750
we could use to pull this with.

1268
00:28:40,042 --> 00:28:41,750
- Oh, my gosh.

1269
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,750
I just checked the time.

1270
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,750
It's so late.

1271
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:45,875
both: Yeah.

1272
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:45,875
- We haven't even left.

1273
00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:47,750
- Okay, so let's get a line

1274
00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:47,750
tied on to chain.

1275
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,208
- The anchor chain

1276
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,208
that's wrapped,

1277
00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:50,375
around the port anchor,

1278
00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:50,375
is that correct?

1279
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,083
- Yeah, and we're gonna take

1280
00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:53,250
the tension off of it

1281
00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:53,250
with the windlass.

1282
00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,875
We're in big trouble right now

1283
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,708
because there's still

1284
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,708
guests on board,

1285
00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:58,750
and we need to get 'em

1286
00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:58,750
back to port ASAP.

1287
00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:01,667
I have 60 meters of chain times

1288
00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:01,667
two hanging in the water.

1289
00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:02,917
We can't drive the yacht

1290
00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:02,917
like this.

1291
00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:04,250
Someone wake Bobby up.

1292
00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,833
- Copy, Sandy.

1293
00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,833
I'll get him up.

1294
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:08,000
Bobby!

1295
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:08,000
[knock at door]

1296
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,833
- This is a f---ing dump show.

1297
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,083
- Ready?

1298
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,083
She's gonna pull it in a little.

1299
00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:15,000
Go ahead.

1300
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,167
Pull it up.

1301
00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:18,625
All right, that's good.

1302
00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:19,625
That's good.

1303
00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:19,625
That's good.

1304
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:21,125
- Holy sh--.

1305
00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:23,125
- The anchor being tangled

1306
00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:23,125
is exactly like

1307
00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:24,958
a necklace that's tangled.

1308
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,292
It's the same thing.

1309
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,292
You work the chain

1310
00:29:26,292 --> 00:29:29,292
until it frees itself.

1311
00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:31,750
- [laughs]

1312
00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:31,750
- [murmurs indistinctly]

1313
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:34,208
- I figured I'd come out here.

1314
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:34,208
- Take a look.

1315
00:29:34,208 --> 00:29:36,750
- Max, can you turn

1316
00:29:34,208 --> 00:29:36,750
that small line there?

1317
00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:38,625
- What the hell?

1318
00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:40,792
- Good morning, Bobby.

1319
00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:40,792
- What is that rat's nest?

1320
00:29:40,792 --> 00:29:43,417
- Okay, now wrap that around,

1321
00:29:40,792 --> 00:29:43,417
and I'll tell you when to pull.

1322
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:44,708
Go ahead.

1323
00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,292
- Okay, pulling up.

1324
00:29:46,292 --> 00:29:48,750
- Sandy, I wouldn't

1325
00:29:46,292 --> 00:29:48,750
put your head in there.

1326
00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:51,750
- No.

1327
00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:51,750
- Oop.

1328
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,292
- Oh, you have some things

1329
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,292
in here.

1330
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,625
- Uh, what?

1331
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,625
- Your bathing suit.

1332
00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:58,042
[upbeat music]

1333
00:29:58,042 --> 00:29:59,625
[laughter]

1334
00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:01,000
- [whispers]

1335
00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:01,000
What is going on?

1336
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,917
- Anchor problems.

1337
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,917
- Per usual.

1338
00:30:02,917 --> 00:30:05,458
We are still in the same spot.

1339
00:30:02,917 --> 00:30:05,458
- That's insane.

1340
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:07,792
- Good thing we have all those

1341
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:07,792
anchor watches.

1342
00:30:07,792 --> 00:30:09,875
- It's just annoying 'cause

1343
00:30:07,792 --> 00:30:09,875
it delays guest departure.

1344
00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:13,250
[creaking]

1345
00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:15,167
[indistinct chatter]

1346
00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:15,167
- Oh! Stop, stop.

1347
00:30:15,167 --> 00:30:17,167
- The poor guests, you know,

1348
00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:19,000
they're sort of sticking their

1349
00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:19,000
heads over, having a look,

1350
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,292
and you're like,

1351
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,292
"Oh, I don't want to say

1352
00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:23,333
"that we're absolutely

1353
00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:23,333
up Sh-- Creek,

1354
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:25,667
but we're up Sh-- Creek

1355
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:25,667
basically."

1356
00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:26,833
F---ing hell.

1357
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,333
- You can loosen that line.

1358
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:29,917
Just don't let it go.

1359
00:30:29,917 --> 00:30:31,500
- It's no joke

1360
00:30:29,917 --> 00:30:31,500
what they're working on.

1361
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:35,333
They're all manually trying

1362
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:35,333
to untangle the chains.

1363
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,083
- Tighten up on your line,

1364
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,083
Bobby.

1365
00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:39,792
- Oh.

1366
00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:39,792
Stop on the starboard.

1367
00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:41,208
- Let it go. Let it go.

1368
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:43,333
- I can't hold an anchor

1369
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:43,333
with my hands.

1370
00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:44,375
- No, the windlass.

1371
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,000
[mechanical creaking]

1372
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,042
- Coronas.

1373
00:30:47,042 --> 00:30:48,167
- Yay!

1374
00:30:48,167 --> 00:30:50,042
- Loosen the thinner line.

1375
00:30:50,042 --> 00:30:52,042
But keep the line in your hand.

1376
00:30:50,042 --> 00:30:52,042
- Whoa, watch out.

1377
00:30:52,042 --> 00:30:53,375
- Don't grab that

1378
00:30:52,042 --> 00:30:53,375
with your hand.

1379
00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:55,208
- Yeah.

1380
00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:55,208
Dude. All right.

1381
00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:56,833
I want Malia back.

1382
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,292
- Okay, I'll just walk away

1383
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,292
then.

1384
00:30:58,292 --> 00:31:00,375
- Yeah. Yeah.

1385
00:30:58,292 --> 00:31:00,375
- [laughs]

1386
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:03,167
- Got your head where there's

1387
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:03,167
thousands of pounds of tension.

1388
00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:05,292
- No, there isn't.

1389
00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:05,292
You don't know what's going on.

1390
00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:07,208
Bobby's energy is not helpful.

1391
00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:09,833
I need assistance,

1392
00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:09,833
not resistance.

1393
00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:12,042
Can you get in the tender

1394
00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:12,042
with them?

1395
00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:15,542
'Cause I think maybe

1396
00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:15,542
your strength could help.

1397
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,375
- Hey, you guys want

1398
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,375
to pick me up over here?

1399
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:20,042
[groans]

1400
00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:22,208
- I got some fresh smoothies

1401
00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:22,208
here.

1402
00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:24,375
Can I offer anyone--

1403
00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:24,375
- I'll have a smoothie.

1404
00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:26,333
- I think it's really important

1405
00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:26,333
for stewardesses

1406
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:29,583
that we keep the drama

1407
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:29,583
to ourselves as crew

1408
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,083
and not let the guests

1409
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,083
in on anything.

1410
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:35,250
Anyone with a cold beverage

1411
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:35,250
is gonna be distracted and happy

1412
00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,917
for a good couple of hours,

1413
00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,917
I would say.

1414
00:31:37,917 --> 00:31:39,333
- Okay, so you got this one

1415
00:31:37,917 --> 00:31:39,333
around the top,

1416
00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:40,917
which is back here,

1417
00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:40,917
which goes--

1418
00:31:40,917 --> 00:31:42,167
- If I pull up on that

1419
00:31:40,917 --> 00:31:42,167
with the line,

1420
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:43,917
will it pull up the anchor?

1421
00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:46,083
- You want to pull the anchor

1422
00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:46,083
with this line?

1423
00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:47,542
- Yeah.

1424
00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:47,542
- That will not happen.

1425
00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:49,250
- We just need

1426
00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:49,250
to pull the chain.

1427
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:54,083
- This has a strength

1428
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:54,083
of maybe 1,000 pounds.

1429
00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:55,583
- Tie it on and give me

1430
00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:55,583
the line,

1431
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:58,417
and then you can just stand back

1432
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:58,417
if you're afraid.

1433
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,042
- Afraid.

1434
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,042
- However,

1435
00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:02,833
I've been doing this

1436
00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:02,833
for 27 years.

1437
00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:05,958
I said you can stand back

1438
00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:05,958
while I pull up on the chain.

1439
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,292
Everyone's under

1440
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,292
a lot of stress.

1441
00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:08,417
Just take a breath.

1442
00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,583
- You just gotta let her

1443
00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,583
talk through it.

1444
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:13,250
- But she wants

1445
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:13,250
to call me scared?

1446
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,208
"Oh, if you're scared,

1447
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,208
you can leave."

1448
00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:21,458
All right, the line's going up.

1449
00:32:21,458 --> 00:32:23,583
Stop there.

1450
00:32:21,458 --> 00:32:23,583
We got slack.

1451
00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:25,292
- We're gonna go upstairs.

1452
00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:27,125
I'm gonna try another

1453
00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:27,125
beautiful shot.

1454
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:28,417
- What are you gonna wear?

1455
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:29,458
- I'm totally naked.

1456
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:29,458
- Okay.

1457
00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:34,292
- Yeah, it's so sad.

1458
00:32:34,292 --> 00:32:35,875
- Okay, stop.

1459
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:37,917
Greasy... [indistinct]

1460
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:37,917
going port side.

1461
00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:40,542
- So the chain that is

1462
00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:40,542
wrapped around the anchor,

1463
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:43,125
I want to drop that first,

1464
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:43,125
that's in the water.

1465
00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:45,458
We need to be able to pull

1466
00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:45,458
the bottom of that chain

1467
00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:47,667
from underneath the anchor.

1468
00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:48,667
- Let up a little bit.

1469
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:51,500
That top one.

1470
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,458
- The hard part is seeing

1471
00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:55,583
what is actually going on

1472
00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:55,583
under there.

1473
00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,417
- Where's his mask

1474
00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,417
and board shorts?

1475
00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:58,667
He has get in the water.

1476
00:32:58,667 --> 00:33:00,250
- If I do not get this undone,

1477
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:02,333
we're gonna have

1478
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:02,333
to cut the anchor,

1479
00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:04,000
and that's the last thing

1480
00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:04,000
you want to do on any boat,

1481
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,333
because it's

1482
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,333
your emergency stop;

1483
00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:06,500
it's your brake

1484
00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:06,500
in case something

1485
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,125
does go wrong with the engine.

1486
00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:14,917
- Hey, everyone, I'm Kat Curtis

1487
00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:14,917
on a boat in Croatia,

1488
00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:18,458
and you're watching Naked News.

1489
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,500
- Keep tensioning.

1490
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,125
- Huh?

1491
00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,500
- Keep tensioning,

1492
00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,500
see what happens.

1493
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,125
[chains creaking]

1494
00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:26,458
Yeah.

1495
00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:26,458
- All right, I'm gonna come.

1496
00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:28,292
Come get me, Bobby.

1497
00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:28,292
- All right.

1498
00:33:28,292 --> 00:33:29,958
- Hannah, Hannah.

1499
00:33:28,292 --> 00:33:29,958
Sandy.

1500
00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:32,500
Could you please

1501
00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:32,500
call a water taxi?

1502
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,375
- Copy, Captain.

1503
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,375
Will do.

1504
00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,542
- Hi there.

1505
00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,542
It's Hannah calling

1506
00:33:35,542 --> 00:33:37,458
from motor yacht "Sirocco."

1507
00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:41,042
Would it be possible

1508
00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:41,042
to get a taxi service out here?

1509
00:33:41,042 --> 00:33:43,208
Uh, like,

1510
00:33:41,042 --> 00:33:43,208
as soon as humanly possible?

1511
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,542
They were supposed to be off

1512
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,542
at 12:00.

1513
00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:48,042
- Wes.

1514
00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:48,042
Is there a place that looks

1515
00:33:48,042 --> 00:33:50,417
like that we could tie

1516
00:33:48,042 --> 00:33:50,417
a rope on?

1517
00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:58,500
- I am scared sh--less,

1518
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:01,667
'cause the last person

1519
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:01,667
I want to see hurt is Wes.

1520
00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,292
- These anchors weigh

1521
00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,292
a couple tons.

1522
00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:05,042
And by pulling or pushing

1523
00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:05,042
the wrong way,

1524
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:07,042
they can unravel,

1525
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:07,042
and you could potentially die.

1526
00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:09,208
- No, no, no.

1527
00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:09,208
Wes, Wes, Wes.

1528
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,375
- But I'm so out of ideas,

1529
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,375
I'm just trying to see

1530
00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:13,292
from a safe distance

1531
00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:13,292
what I can do.

1532
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:17,667
- Okay.

1533
00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:22,000
[clanking]

1534
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,167
Okay, that's good.

1535
00:34:23,167 --> 00:34:24,417
- Sh--.

1536
00:34:24,417 --> 00:34:25,917
All I had to do

1537
00:34:24,417 --> 00:34:25,917
was pop it over,

1538
00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:27,542
and now we just made it worse.

1539
00:34:27,542 --> 00:34:29,833
So that sucks.

1540
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,417
- The wind's picking up.

1541
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,042
Everyone's tired.

1542
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,042
Everyone's hungry.

1543
00:34:33,042 --> 00:34:34,417
But I'm a problem solver.

1544
00:34:34,417 --> 00:34:35,542
I'm not a panicker.

1545
00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:37,250
If there's a situation,

1546
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,042
my mind is working

1547
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,042
how to solve the problem.

1548
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:41,083
We just gotta keep

1549
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:41,083
spinning that anchor.

1550
00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:43,083
- Oh, sh--.

1551
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,083
- Hi, guys.

1552
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,083
- Hi.

1553
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,917
- Hello.

1554
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,917
- Update?

1555
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,375
- Yes.

1556
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,375
So obviously we're having

1557
00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:49,583
a few issues with

1558
00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:49,583
the anchor chain.

1559
00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:52,083
So what I'm gonna do is,

1560
00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:52,083
I'm gonna get a tender

1561
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:55,125
to come in

1562
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:55,125
and take you guys back to Split

1563
00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:56,958
so then you can

1564
00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:56,958
enjoy your afternoon.

1565
00:34:56,958 --> 00:34:58,458
- What happened

1566
00:34:56,958 --> 00:34:58,458
with the anchor chain?

1567
00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:00,292
- I think we've been spinning

1568
00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:00,292
around a little bit.

1569
00:35:00,292 --> 00:35:01,625
- It's really tangled, huh?

1570
00:35:00,292 --> 00:35:01,625
- Yeah.

1571
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,375
It's always really important,

1572
00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:05,458
when there is something wrong

1573
00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:05,458
on a yacht,

1574
00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:07,208
to let the guests know enough

1575
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:09,625
that they're comfortable

1576
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:09,625
with the situation,

1577
00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:12,125
but not to alarm them

1578
00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:12,125
or stress them out.

1579
00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:13,625
Because the last thing

1580
00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:13,625
we want to do

1581
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:16,292
on their luxury holiday

1582
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:16,292
is scare them.

1583
00:35:16,292 --> 00:35:17,458
- Thank you.

1584
00:35:16,292 --> 00:35:17,458
- Pleasure.

1585
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:19,292
- All right.

1586
00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:21,875
So go ahead and pull up

1587
00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:21,875
on the blue line,

1588
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,458
and then at the same time,

1589
00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:25,292
you're loosening

1590
00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:25,292
on the port anchor.

1591
00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:27,042
- Copy.

1592
00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:33,000
- Awesome.

1593
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,292
[chains jingle]

1594
00:35:34,292 --> 00:35:35,500
Stop there.

1595
00:35:34,292 --> 00:35:35,500
Stop there.

1596
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,083
That worked.

1597
00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:38,500
Whatever line you have up there,

1598
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,333
I want you to tie

1599
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,333
another line to it

1600
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:41,583
in the middle somewhere

1601
00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:43,083
and attach it to the cleat.

1602
00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:44,500
- Sorry, boss.

1603
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,417
Can you just go for that

1604
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,417
again, please?

1605
00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:48,500
- I think they're having

1606
00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:48,500
a problem up there.

1607
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,958
- Oh, I don't even know

1608
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,958
what people were doing.

1609
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:51,667
Someone tells me

1610
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:51,667
to move this line

1611
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:53,500
and attach that on there,

1612
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:53,500
I'm like, "Yeah, okay."

1613
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,292
I do that,

1614
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,292
and everyone with a brain

1615
00:35:55,292 --> 00:35:57,000
was obviously

1616
00:35:55,292 --> 00:35:57,000
down in the tender.

1617
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,958
I'm just there for sheer

1618
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,958
muscle power, you know?

1619
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:02,667
- So you're gonna pull up

1620
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:02,667
on the blue line.

1621
00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:04,500
[silverware clatters]

1622
00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:04,500
- How are they doing?

1623
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:07,417
- I've arranged a water taxi

1624
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:07,417
to come pick them up.

1625
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,167
- Perfect.

1626
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,167
- Well, in the meantime,

1627
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,667
they can enjoy these

1628
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,667
lovely stuffed artichokes.

1629
00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:12,417
- Yay!

1630
00:36:12,417 --> 00:36:13,625
- We're going into

1631
00:36:12,417 --> 00:36:13,625
full distraction mode.

1632
00:36:13,625 --> 00:36:15,167
- They're coming.

1633
00:36:15,167 --> 00:36:17,167
- I'll put these here for you.

1634
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,625
- There's a lot at stake here

1635
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,625
with our tip.

1636
00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:20,208
We need to make sure

1637
00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:20,208
they're happy.

1638
00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:22,542
- Sh--.

1639
00:36:22,542 --> 00:36:24,042
- The lemon on top?

1640
00:36:22,542 --> 00:36:24,042
- Yeah, that's what makes it.

1641
00:36:24,042 --> 00:36:25,542
- Makes it.

1642
00:36:24,042 --> 00:36:25,542
- Yeah?

1643
00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:27,125
- This is like a real--

1644
00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:27,125
- Oh, that's good.

1645
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,458
- It's real.

1646
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,458
- This is, like,

1647
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:30,167
plant-based paradise.

1648
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:30,167
- Yeah.

1649
00:36:30,167 --> 00:36:31,667
- [laughs]

1650
00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:34,458
[engine revving]

1651
00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,625
- Uh, just so you know,

1652
00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,625
the water taxi has arrived

1653
00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:38,458
to take the guests

1654
00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:38,458
back to Split.

1655
00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:40,125
We just need some help

1656
00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:40,125
with the luggage.

1657
00:36:40,125 --> 00:36:42,042
- Okay, thank you.

1658
00:36:42,042 --> 00:36:46,917
All crew, all crew.

1659
00:36:42,042 --> 00:36:46,917
Let's get into our whites.

1660
00:36:46,917 --> 00:36:48,958
- I don't know if the

1661
00:36:46,917 --> 00:36:48,958
charter guests are pissed off		because we haven't left yet.

1662
00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:53,458
And now I see that they're

1663
00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:53,458
taking a tender back home.

1664
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,375
Is that gonna affect our tip?

1665
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,375
I don't know.

1666
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:56,875
[engine rumbling]

1667
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:59,583
- And people think

1668
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:59,583
yachting's easy.

1669
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,542
- Wes, Wes, Hannah.

1670
00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:02,750
Just so you know,

1671
00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:02,750
all the luggage is loaded

1672
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:04,500
and in the tender.

1673
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,583
- Fantastic.

1674
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,583
Thank you very much.

1675
00:37:05,583 --> 00:37:07,417
- All crew, all crew.

1676
00:37:07,417 --> 00:37:10,583
Can you come into the main salon

1677
00:37:07,417 --> 00:37:10,583
for guest departure?

1678
00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:11,750
All crew, into the main salon.

1679
00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:13,417
- Let's do this.

1680
00:37:13,417 --> 00:37:15,167
- Right now,

1681
00:37:13,417 --> 00:37:15,167
we need to go to plan B.

1682
00:37:15,167 --> 00:37:17,083
We've delayed the guests

1683
00:37:15,167 --> 00:37:17,083
long enough.

1684
00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:19,167
Let's get 'em off the boat

1685
00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:19,167
so they can catch their flights.

1686
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:24,375
- Yeah.

1687
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,250
It's just so hard

1688
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,250
because it's so tight.

1689
00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:27,375
- Yeah.

1690
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,333
[woman laughs]

1691
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,333
- No!

1692
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,167
- Guys, thank you so much.

1693
00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,750
- Thank you so much.

1694
00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,750
- Sad to leave.

1695
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,542
- It was a pleasure

1696
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,542
meeting you.

1697
00:37:34,542 --> 00:37:36,375
- Awesome time.

1698
00:37:34,542 --> 00:37:36,375
[all chattering indistinctly]

1699
00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:37,417
- Lovely to meet you.

1700
00:37:37,417 --> 00:37:39,042
- [indistinct speech]

1701
00:37:39,042 --> 00:37:40,708
- From the Mr. Skin team

1702
00:37:39,042 --> 00:37:40,708
out there,

1703
00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:43,625
I just want you to know

1704
00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:43,625
we had a skintastic time.

1705
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:48,042
Not only was the service

1706
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:48,042
five-star impeccable,

1707
00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:50,125
but then you show up

1708
00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:50,125
with those shirts,

1709
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,625
which absolutely

1710
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,625
blew our mind.

1711
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:53,292
- Hey, guys.

1712
00:37:53,292 --> 00:37:57,375
[laughter and cheers]

1713
00:37:53,292 --> 00:37:57,375
- That's awesome.

1714
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:59,125
Chef Adam, you made it

1715
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:59,125
delicious for everyone...

1716
00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:00,792
- Thank you very much.

1717
00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:00,792
- And we appreciate that.

1718
00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:02,625
- Appreciate that.

1719
00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:02,625
- And you guys down at the end,

1720
00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:05,292
how you were able

1721
00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:05,292
to get the yacht

1722
00:38:05,292 --> 00:38:07,708
so that we could be

1723
00:38:05,292 --> 00:38:07,708
so close to the caves

1724
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,708
was really above and beyond.

1725
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:12,792
Last but not least,

1726
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:12,792
we call you Badass Captain,

1727
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:15,625
'cause we just--we're just

1728
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:15,625
the biggest fans of you.

1729
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:18,542
And a small token of my

1730
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:18,542
appreciation for the crew.

1731
00:38:18,542 --> 00:38:20,125
Thank you so much

1732
00:38:18,542 --> 00:38:20,125
for everything.

1733
00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:21,500
- We could not get you ashore.

1734
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,125
- I want you to know

1735
00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:25,667
no one complained about that,

1736
00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:25,667
so all good.

1737
00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:27,333
Bye, guys.

1738
00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:27,333
all: Bye!

1739
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:28,833
- Safe travels.

1740
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:30,667
- Mr. Skin's been

1741
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:30,667
an absolute bundle of joy,

1742
00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:32,292
but all us guys

1743
00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:32,292
are still thinking

1744
00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:34,417
our tip went down

1745
00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:34,417
like a sh-- in the bath.

1746
00:38:34,417 --> 00:38:37,333
[engine revving]

1747
00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:38,667
- We'll deal with this later.

1748
00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:40,500
In the meantime,

1749
00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:40,500
whoever needs to eat,

1750
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,667
grab a nibble,

1751
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,667
and let's get back to it.

1752
00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:49,667
♪ ♪

1753
00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:53,083
- Go for it.

1754
00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:54,125
I don't even care at this point.

1755
00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:55,667
Just get us out of here.

1756
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,500
I feel like we're on our own

1757
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,500
Gilligan's Island,

1758
00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:01,292
except we're the island

1759
00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:01,292
that's floating around,

1760
00:39:01,292 --> 00:39:02,875
and we can't go anywhere.

1761
00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:04,625
- We don't have any guests on.

1762
00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:04,625
- Great idea.

1763
00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:07,167
- I'm seeing the silver lining

1764
00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:07,167
here, guys.

1765
00:39:07,167 --> 00:39:08,708
- Hi, troops.

1766
00:39:08,708 --> 00:39:11,542
Oh, everyone's leaving me

1767
00:39:08,708 --> 00:39:11,542
at the lunch table.

1768
00:39:11,542 --> 00:39:12,667
- I'll sit with you.

1769
00:39:11,542 --> 00:39:12,667
- Thanks, Bobby.

1770
00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:13,875
That's very kind.

1771
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:18,542
Do you know?

1772
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:18,542
- It's a full-on rat's nest

1773
00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:21,042
of chain on the anchor.

1774
00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:21,042
- How did that happen?

1775
00:39:21,042 --> 00:39:23,375
Like, you drug too much chain

1776
00:39:21,042 --> 00:39:23,375
into too shallow area.

1777
00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:25,167
- Yeah, right.

1778
00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:25,167
It just--

1779
00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:27,333
we spun around in circles

1780
00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:27,333
all night.

1781
00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,208
Pulling the anchors probably

1782
00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,208
together, however--

1783
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:31,375
you know, whichever,

1784
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:31,375
however it ended up.

1785
00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:33,792
It's just a mess.

1786
00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:33,792
[scoffs]

1787
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:37,167
- How do we get the pressure

1788
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:37,167
off of them?

1789
00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,333
- Oh, okay, I see.

1790
00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:40,208
So you want me to undo this.

1791
00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:41,542
[grunts]

1792
00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:42,708
- You ready?

1793
00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:44,500
- Go, go, go.

1794
00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:44,500
- Go.

1795
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,750
[chains clinking]

1796
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:50,250
- Sh--. Hold it.

1797
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:50,250
both: Stop!

1798
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,750
- They may have to cut

1799
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,750
the anchor chain,

1800
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:53,875
and now that's weeks

1801
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:53,875
without a job.

1802
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:55,208
Sh--.

1803
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,042
[chains clinking]

1804
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,417
- Sh--. Stop!

1805
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,417
- Stop!

1806
00:40:06,417 --> 00:40:08,542
- Hi, Mom.

1807
00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:14,833
I really want to come home.

1808
00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:16,750
No, I know.

1809
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,375
I know it's the best thing

1810
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,375
for me to stay.

1811
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,667
I really want to make it

1812
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,667
to my gran's funeral.

1813
00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:23,750
I just really want to be there

1814
00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:23,750
for my mom.

1815
00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,625
If you want me to come,

1816
00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,625
I will come.

1817
00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:28,125
But my gran raised me

1818
00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:28,125
to never be a quitter.

1819
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:31,458
And I know that she would have

1820
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:31,458
wanted me to have been here.

1821
00:40:31,458 --> 00:40:33,625
I love you, Mom.

1822
00:40:31,458 --> 00:40:33,625
I'll chat you later.

1823
00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:35,625
Okay, bye.

1824
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:39,125
♪ ♪

1825
00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:40,458
Do you have

1826
00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:40,458
any more rubbish in here?

1827
00:40:40,458 --> 00:40:42,083
- No, I got it all out.

1828
00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:44,125
There's a pair of panties

1829
00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:44,125
over there, though,

1830
00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:45,875
if you want to toss those

1831
00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:45,875
in the rubbish.

1832
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:48,458
- Oh, yeah, I've got

1833
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:48,458
the rubbish bin here.

1834
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:50,792
- Hey, I just want to say

1835
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:50,792
I'm really sorry.

1836
00:40:50,792 --> 00:40:53,083
I know I'm, like, keeping down

1837
00:40:50,792 --> 00:40:53,083
the whole crew.

1838
00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:54,625
I'm trying my best.

1839
00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:56,625
And I know you're

1840
00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:56,625
going through a lot,

1841
00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:59,125
and I'm being kind of selfish

1842
00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:59,125
with all this.

1843
00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:01,625
You really can't compare

1844
00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:01,625
my situation

1845
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,542
with what Bugs

1846
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,542
is going through.

1847
00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:05,208
I need to pull it together

1848
00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:05,208
and move forward.

1849
00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:07,083
I'm trying my best

1850
00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:07,083
to keep it to myself,

1851
00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:09,750
but I am apparently

1852
00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:09,750
not doing a good job at it.

1853
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,667
So I just wanted to say

1854
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,667
I'm sorry.

1855
00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:14,833
I'm here for you, and I

1856
00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:14,833
appreciate you being here.

1857
00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:17,292
- I'm not even sure

1858
00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:17,292
what she's apologizing for.

1859
00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:19,917
Okay.

1860
00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:21,833
- Is that all the way up?

1861
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:23,500
- Yeah, we're--

1862
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:23,500
we're holding there, Max.

1863
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,833
- No way.

1864
00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,000
- Sh--.

1865
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,083
- Now we've got our line stuck

1866
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,458
in between the knots too,

1867
00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:30,917
making the knot even worse.

1868
00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:32,667
Yeah, it's really twisted.

1869
00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:32,667
Yeah.

1870
00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:34,000
And it goes underneath.

1871
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,500
- What we're doing

1872
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,500
isn't working.

1873
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:38,458
- Sh--.

1874
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:38,458
- Can you use that pry bar?

1875
00:41:38,458 --> 00:41:39,500
[chain jingles]

1876
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,000
This is a nightmare.

1877
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,458
- That chick wanted to do

1878
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,458
a handstand off of here.

1879
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:45,958
Can we jump in, Captain?

1880
00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:47,583
- I don't care if you jump

1881
00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:47,583
in the water.

1882
00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:50,042
- Really?

1883
00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:50,042
- I wish I could jump in.

1884
00:41:50,042 --> 00:41:51,958
- I'm getting out of here.

1885
00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:53,042
- What's it look like, Bobby?

1886
00:41:53,042 --> 00:41:54,875
- We're getting there.

1887
00:41:54,875 --> 00:41:57,042
- Girls, you want to

1888
00:41:54,875 --> 00:41:57,042
go for a swim?

1889
00:41:57,042 --> 00:41:59,292
- I'm coming.

1890
00:41:57,042 --> 00:41:59,292
- Hell, yeah.

1891
00:41:59,292 --> 00:42:04,208
♪ ♪

1892
00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:06,708
- Don't lose that top now, yeah?

1893
00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:08,167
- Oh, yeah.

1894
00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:08,167
- It's not bad.

1895
00:42:08,167 --> 00:42:09,833
Just make sure you pin drop,

1896
00:42:08,167 --> 00:42:09,833
yeah?

1897
00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:11,208
- It doesn't take the whole crew

1898
00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:12,542
to figure out this anchor mess,

1899
00:42:12,542 --> 00:42:13,833
so while we're stranded,

1900
00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:15,208
we might as well have some fun.

1901
00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:17,875
- Three, two, one!

1902
00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:21,542
[both scream]

1903
00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:22,958
- [gasps]

1904
00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:22,958
- Whoo!

1905
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,958
- Whoo!

1906
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,958
- Sh--!

1907
00:42:24,958 --> 00:42:29,542
♪ ♪

1908
00:42:29,542 --> 00:42:30,875
- There you go.

1909
00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:32,250
Good God, Malia's hot.

1910
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:33,583
[laughs]

1911
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:33,583
Holy sh--.

1912
00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:35,542
Oh, you.

1913
00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:35,542
I forgot about you.

1914
00:42:35,542 --> 00:42:37,542
Butts are out.

1915
00:42:35,542 --> 00:42:37,542
Simple as that.

1916
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,250
- It's getting there.

1917
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,250
- This last bit

1918
00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:41,583
I don't think's gonna come, bro.

1919
00:42:41,583 --> 00:42:42,750
[speaks indistinctly]

1920
00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:44,250
[chain clinks, water splashes]

1921
00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,583
Just chip away at it.

1922
00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:48,250
- I like seeing that.

1923
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,250
- [grunts]

1924
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:52,042
Oh, this is so tight.

1925
00:42:52,042 --> 00:42:54,250
- It's illegal to pull

1926
00:42:52,042 --> 00:42:54,250
into a port without anchors.

1927
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:56,917
If we have to cut the anchors,

1928
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:56,917
it's gonna kill our season.

1929
00:42:56,917 --> 00:42:58,667
I'm not leaving

1930
00:42:56,917 --> 00:42:58,667
the frickin' anchors.

1931
00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:01,042
It's not happening.

1932
00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:01,042
- Oh, man.

1933
00:43:01,042 --> 00:43:02,250
Come on, this time.

1934
00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:03,750
[chains clinking]

1935
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,042
- Huh?

1936
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,042
- F---. Holy sh--.

1937
00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:10,000
[dramatic musical flourish]

1938
00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:15,958
- For more on "Below Deck Med,"

1939
00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:15,958
go to bravotv.com.


