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- Previously, on

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"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

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Croatia's the new hot spot

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of Europe.

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- Three, two, one!

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- I'm actually back

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to do this again.

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Surprise, bitches!

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- My name's Adam.

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- Adam. Sandy.

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- Are you the first mate?

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- No. I'm the captain.

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- [laughs] Okay.

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F---.

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- How are you?

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- Nice to see you again.

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- This season,

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I'm here to work

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and impress the captain.

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If I find love, that's a bonus.

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- Malia. Nice to meet you.

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- Malia, nice to meet you.

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- My God.

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Malia is a total babe.

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- Nice to see you!

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- Lauren and I had

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a short little fling

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that ended, so...

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I hope things

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aren't gonna be awkward.

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- Our first charter.

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they call themselves

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The Tribe.

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They're into fitness.

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- Each guest

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gets their own Post-it note.

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Goes on the rim of the plate.

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That way, you guys know

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where it's going,

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and I know what to put

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in the plate.

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- One thing I've learned

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in my career

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is do not argue with chefs.

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- I'm not a micromanager.

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Fold those towels up

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and gimme that trash can.

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Those are coming out.

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- I just prefer to put it away,

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like, properly.

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- That's not gonna be the case.

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You will not be working

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till midnight.

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In the charter world,

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I have a reputation.

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Reverse! I want you

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to go back out there,

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and I want you to practice

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going in and out of reverse.

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I want the bowline

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in your hand--practice.

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Go forward, go reverse.

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Come get me.

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I'm gonna show you how to do it.

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- F---.

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[dramatic musical sting]

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[ship horn blows]

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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- All right, so, here's

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what we're gonna do. Ready?

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- Oh, my God, poor Malia.

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- See how

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this bowline's here?

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You worked on a dive boat,

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so you understand how efficient

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one needs to be on their own.

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- Sandy, Sandy, Hannah.

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if we could get a tender run

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quickly with the food,

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that would be great.

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- Ready to go

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to the beach, guys?

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both: Yeah.

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- Awesome.

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All the guests are ready,

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so we're just gonna

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bring it all together.

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I got this.

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I want you to go eat.

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- She's gonna send

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the food now

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at the same time as the guests,

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which is exactly

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what I didn't wanna do,

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'cause I wanted everything

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set up before they got here.

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Like, I'm getting annoyed,

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which is really scary,

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'cause it's day three.

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I really don't know whether

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I'm gonna last

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the charter season

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with this captain.

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- Is this pineapple

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for the crew?

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- Yeah, go for it.

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- I love fruit.

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[upbeat music]

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- Thank you.

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- Here's to amazing service

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and grojitos.

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Cheers!

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all: Grojitos! Whoo!

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- We all have our different

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ways of dealing with stress,

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and maybe Sandy's way

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of dealing with stress

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is kind of trying to grasp

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control of the situation.

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Perfect.

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- Thanks.

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- My pleasure.

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- Thank you.

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- So lunch is ready

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whenever you are.

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So this is a yellowfin

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tuna tartare,

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and we have a Hawaiian

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poke salad.

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- All right, thank you!

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- I love how everything's

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very fresh.

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[bright music]

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♪ ♪

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- I know I give

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a lot of information.

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I really wanna be mindful

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of that,

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'cause I know it can be

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overwhelming.

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- Being the green deckhand

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and a female who wants to

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one day be a captain,

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it's important to me

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to impress Captain Sandy.

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I want her to think

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that I'm capable.

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That was just a disaster

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today,

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setting up

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the swim platform,

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running stuff to the beach.

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Like, we didn't know

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where anything was.

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- Definitely

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not a disaster.

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It's a learning curve.

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And I pick up the slack.

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- How's the cocktail?

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- Good!

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- So good.

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- [sighs]

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I got		 so	 lucky

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with my chief stew, man.

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She is the best.

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- Yeah.

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- It's scary coming onto

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a new boat.

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I'm always nervous to meet

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the chief stew than the captain,

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to be honest.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Plus, we knew each other

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before, so I wasn't sure if she

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was gonna remember me

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in the best light.

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I feel that I need to prove

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myself to Hannah.

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We started off

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on a bad foot

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with this whole Bobby thing,

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you know, from the first

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time I met her in New York.

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I just wanna go

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above and beyond and show her

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that I'm real deal,

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not like some bimbo

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that Bobby brought to the club.

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- Are you finished with that?

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- Oh, yeah.

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- We'll get it to go.

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- Sorry, Wiz, Wiz, Hannah.

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We're gonna send the guests

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over on the first tender,

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so if we can just get it

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as soon as possible,

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that'd be great.

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- Thank you!

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- Ladies, your chariot awaits.

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♪ ♪

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[Hannah sighs]

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- I think it was

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a job well done today.

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- Yeah!

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- That was great.

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- Amazing!

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- You had good weather.

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Now it's starting

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to come over a bit.

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- Yeah, if you wanna drop

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Hannah off,

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then we can do

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the rest later.

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- You want me

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on the bow, yeah?

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- Yeah. You can weasel there.

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- [laughs]

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- In our off-season, Hannah

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and I have been good friends,

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and we've had a couple hook-ups

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within our relationship.

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- You have one f---ing

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strip on your epaulet,

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and I've got three.

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- Really?

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- Yeah! Really.

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- So f--- you and f--- you

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and f--- you!

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But I get over things

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pretty quickly,

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and, uh, you know,

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we move on.

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Jump off, bro.

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- Listen, I was hoping

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to get like a belly dancer to

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come and dance for the guests.

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It's actually seven women.

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No guys at all.

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It's not that common

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in the Mediterranean

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to do theme nights,

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but luckily, I do have

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a bit of experience

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from last charter season.

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[all whooping]

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- Oh, she finishes strong!

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- Oh, my God.

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- Wow.

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- This is...stunning.

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- It's beautiful.

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- You look like a drunk judge.

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- [slurring] There are

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drunk...d-judges.

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- Okay. Thank you so much.

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- Deck crew, let's start

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loading the toys.

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- So this'll need to come

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across this side again.

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- One more time.

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- One more time.

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- Watch out for the--

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both: Ooh!

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- Got it.

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So we don't need the back

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release for coming on.

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- No. Pull fast, pull fast.

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- All right, good job, team.

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Good job.

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- I love that banana.

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- Well, tonight should be fun.

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- Yeah.

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- Do you think if I made

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lamb for the table,

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they would eat it?

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- Some of them, I guess, would.

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- It's like worth a shot, right?

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- It's "Moroccany".

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- Uh-huh.

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- I wanna start

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picking up the anchor.

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- Copy that!

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[metal clanging]

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- We got orange.

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- How many colors

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have come on the boat?

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- We got red coming up

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right now.

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You know, I do have a charter

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season under my belt,

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so knowing that the other two

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deckhands are green,

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I think I'll be a pretty good

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asset to Wes.

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I want him to know that he can

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come to me for help.

297
00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:18,542
- Look at all these hot bodies!

298
00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:18,542
- Oh!

299
00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,042
- This is like...

300
00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,042
boob delivery.

301
00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:23,083
- Can I grab a menu

302
00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:23,083
when you're ready?

303
00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:24,875
- Yeah. Lentil soup...

304
00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,750
- Okay.

305
00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,750
- Call it a Moroccan Spice

306
00:06:26,792 --> 00:06:28,417
lentil soup--how 'bout that?

307
00:06:28,417 --> 00:06:29,417
I don't know much about

308
00:06:28,417 --> 00:06:29,417
tribal themes.

309
00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:30,750
I was in Vanuatu once.

310
00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,500
They have tribes there,

311
00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:33,667
and I'm pretty sure

312
00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:33,667
they're cannibals,

313
00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:35,583
so, uh...

314
00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:37,583
don't think that's gonna work.

315
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Roasted chick pea

316
00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:40,083
and asparagus.

317
00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,583
I was considering

318
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a fish option.

319
00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:43,750
- What type of fish is it?

320
00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:45,417
- It is the local bass.

321
00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:46,833
- Thank you.

322
00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:46,833
- Thank you.

323
00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:49,750
[cheerful music]

324
00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,750
- Look at the sun like

325
00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,750
coming out of the clouds.

326
00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,417
It's gorgeous.

327
00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,417
- Are we being fierce?

328
00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:54,708
- Now, we're just getting

329
00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:54,708
a picture.

330
00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:55,917
- Okay.

331
00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:57,917
- Is the anchor ready?

332
00:06:57,958 --> 00:06:59,750
- Yeah. I'm gonna go ahead

333
00:06:57,958 --> 00:06:59,750
right up there now

334
00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:01,583
and get it all sorted.

335
00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:01,583
- Yeah, we're gonna be, um,

336
00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,958
typing the stern to the rock,

337
00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,958
so we'll need

338
00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,583
that 100-meter line.

339
00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,583
- Okay. Copy that.

340
00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,542
A stern tie is when

341
00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,542
you got two lines

342
00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:09,875
coming out the back

343
00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:09,875
of your boat tied to two rocks

344
00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:11,625
so that where the guests

345
00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:11,625
are sitting,

346
00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:13,542
there are great sights

347
00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:13,542
of the cliffs in front of them.

348
00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:17,792
- [laughs]

349
00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:17,792
Just kidding.

350
00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:20,083
- Malia's a darn good-looking

351
00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:20,083
lady.

352
00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,625
How does beef tenderloin sound?

353
00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:24,125
It'd be, like, well-done.

354
00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:24,125
- No.

355
00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:27,083
- Out of everyone that we have

356
00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:27,083
as a crewmember right now,

357
00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:28,958
she's the one I would

358
00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:28,958
have in the galley.

359
00:07:28,958 --> 00:07:30,792
Want me to butterfly yours?

360
00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:32,750
I'd be happy to do that.

361
00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:35,792
- So see those rocks?

362
00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:37,375
The person in the tender

363
00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:39,458
puts the chain

364
00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:39,458
around the rocks...

365
00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,750
- Okay?

366
00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,750
- Feeds the line out

367
00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:42,625
as they drive towards the boat.

368
00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:42,625
- Perfect.

369
00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:52,333
Get out there and do it.

370
00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:52,333
Let's see who you really are.

371
00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:53,792
How 'bout that one up there?

372
00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:55,125
- Right in there.

373
00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:56,958
Is there a little rock

374
00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:56,958
you can tie onto?

375
00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,583
- Yeah, copy that.

376
00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,583
We've seen one.

377
00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:01,667
♪ ♪

378
00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:03,125
- Hey, what anchor

379
00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:03,125
are we dropping?

380
00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:05,417
- Starboard.

381
00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:05,417
- Copy that. Thank you.

382
00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,167
- The line is tied

383
00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,167
to a rock with a chain on,

384
00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:08,750
and we're ready to come back

385
00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:08,750
whenever you're ready.

386
00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,667
- We have to go in

387
00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,667
with our war paint.

388
00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,583
- We're getting crazy.

389
00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,583
- So ready for a party now.

390
00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:13,917
- So we have a belly dancer

391
00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:13,917
on the way.

392
00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:15,500
Is that true?

393
00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:15,500
- We do, yeah.

394
00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:17,583
- I wanna see this

395
00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:17,583
belly dancing action.

396
00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:19,667
- Drop the anchor.

397
00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:19,667
- Here we go.

398
00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,583
- We want five shackles

399
00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,583
in the water.

400
00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:24,667
- Copy. Five shackles.

401
00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:26,667
[metal clattering]

402
00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,167
- Once we set up, though,

403
00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,167
this will look pretty epic.

404
00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,542
- Slow it down!

405
00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,542
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

406
00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:31,542
- [yells indistinctly]

407
00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:32,875
[clattering stops]

408
00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:34,208
- Just a bunch of chain

409
00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,792
dumping on the bottom.

410
00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:37,542
So a controlled descent.

411
00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:37,542
- Okay.

412
00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,875
- Okay. Start letting out

413
00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,875
some more chain.

414
00:08:39,917 --> 00:08:42,125
[metal clattering]

415
00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:44,542
How many shackles

416
00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:44,542
are in the water?

417
00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:46,958
- What's the third color

418
00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:46,958
on there?

419
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,708
[metal clattering]

420
00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,708
- Another shackle.

421
00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,708
Another shackle.

422
00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,125
Anchor down, anchor down.

423
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,542
- What?

424
00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:57,958
So are we still doing

425
00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:57,958
five shackles?

426
00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,458
This is starting to turn

427
00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,458
into a frickin'...

428
00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,708
math equation.

429
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,125
Copy. Another shackle

430
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,125
going out.

431
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,500
Total of three.

432
00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:06,208
[tense music]

433
00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:07,875
I'm just stressed out

434
00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:10,083
'cause I suck at math.

435
00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:11,917
Three shackles out.

436
00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:13,917
What the f---?

437
00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:15,833
- We hit bottom?

438
00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:15,833
- How's the chain look

439
00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:17,542
when you're looking over?

440
00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:17,542
Is it taut?

441
00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:20,417
- I got a problem

442
00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:20,417
with the windlass here.

443
00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:21,667
[tense music]

444
00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:22,917
- Is it stuck?

445
00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:25,250
- No, I got...cable!

446
00:09:25,292 --> 00:09:27,708
- Oh. We're outta chain?

447
00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,583
- There's no way.

448
00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,583
- Are you f---ing kidding me?

449
00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,667
The whole thing could stop,

450
00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,667
and it's over for us.

451
00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:32,750
F---!

452
00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,917
[dramatic musical flourish]

453
00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:37,208
- You f---ing throw me

454
00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:37,208
under the bus.

455
00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,708
- What have I done to you?

456
00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,708
- You're a f---ing alcoholic.

457
00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:44,208
Get out of

458
00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:44,208
my f---ing way.

459
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,042
- I saw red go out.

460
00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:45,042
The hell is this?

461
00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,083
- Is it stuck?

462
00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:48,875
- I got...cable.

463
00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:51,792
- Oh. We're outta chain?

464
00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:51,792
- There's no way!

465
00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:54,958
- At the end of every chain,

466
00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:54,958
there's a rope tied to it.

467
00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:57,125
You can cut it

468
00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:57,125
in case of an emergency.

469
00:09:58,292 --> 00:09:59,917
- That was--that was

470
00:09:58,292 --> 00:09:59,917
a red...paint.

471
00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:01,958
- I don't know a lot

472
00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:01,958
about your end,

473
00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:03,792
but I know

474
00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:03,792
when you see the rope

475
00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:06,125
at the end of the anchor,

476
00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:06,125
you're definitely f---ed.

477
00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:07,792
- Can we pull in

478
00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:07,792
on this one?

479
00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:10,083
- Yeah. I haven't done it yet.

480
00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:10,083
- I want to.

481
00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:12,250
- F---! All I wanna do

482
00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:12,250
is impress the captain,

483
00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:14,625
and I just did the worst

484
00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:14,625
screw-up you could ever do.

485
00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:15,792
[grinding sound]

486
00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:16,958
The starboard side windlass

487
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,958
will not pull chain in.

488
00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:21,625
- Engineer to the bow.

489
00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:21,625
Engineer to the bow, please.

490
00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:24,625
[energetic music]

491
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:28,792
♪ ♪

492
00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:30,458
- You're like me.

493
00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:30,458
When I'm decorating,

494
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,625
I'm just like,

495
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,625
candles everywhere!

496
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:34,667
- Candles, they make the room

497
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:34,667
feel so			 elegant.

498
00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,167
- When he first put it out,

499
00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:37,333
he dumped a lot in one place.

500
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:38,833
Bummer, huh?

501
00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:40,292
When you looked

502
00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:40,292
on the starboard side,

503
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,583
was the chain like this,

504
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,583
or was it just up and down?

505
00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:44,667
- Uh, after we ran a chain?

506
00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:44,667
- Yeah.

507
00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:47,000
- Uh...I don't remember, 'cause

508
00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:47,000
I've been going back and forth.

509
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,833
Well, what's crazy is I--

510
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,833
I mean, the lighting was bad.

511
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:52,833
So I musta saw orange

512
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:52,833
and thought it was red.

513
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:54,917
- I don't rule

514
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:54,917
by an iron fist.

515
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,500
I'm not gonna get down

516
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,500
on Bobby.

517
00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:58,167
He already knows

518
00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:58,167
he screwed up,

519
00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,167
so after this charter,

520
00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,167
we'll talk about it.

521
00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:02,000
- I want--I wanna help you.

522
00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:05,833
[tense music]

523
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:09,167
[energetic music]

524
00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:10,792
- Oh, it looks amazing!

525
00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:10,792
- Oh!

526
00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,333
- Welcome to your tribal

527
00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,333
evening.

528
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,208
- Oh, I love it.

529
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,208
- We're gonna be authentic

530
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,042
and eat on the floor tonight.

531
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,042
- Do you have any idea

532
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,042
what's going on out there?

533
00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:20,042
- They just sat down.

534
00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:20,042
Doing water and wine now.

535
00:11:20,042 --> 00:11:21,042
Were you aware of that?

536
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,708
- No.

537
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,708
- No? Okay.

538
00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:23,792
all: Tribal!

539
00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:27,708
- All right, guys, we're not

540
00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:27,708
tying the stern to the rock,

541
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,708
so just come in with the tender.

542
00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:31,208
- All right.

543
00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:31,208
- Head back that way.

544
00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:37,375
- Are you ready?

545
00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:37,375
- Yeah. Let's take two

546
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,208
at a time, okay?

547
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,208
- You might mention

548
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:41,333
this is a large portion, so they

549
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:41,333
don't need to eat it all.

550
00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,875
- Okay, ladies, to start

551
00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,875
is a lentil soup

552
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,375
with Moroccan spices.

553
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:47,042
Don't feel obliged

554
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:47,042
to finish it all, okay?

555
00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:49,208
- But if you do,

556
00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:49,208
you won't fall us a fatty

557
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,208
behind our back?

558
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,208
- I will definitely

559
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,833
not judge you if you do.

560
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,208
Bon appétit.

561
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,208
Enjoy.

562
00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,750
- It's good.

563
00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,750
- Mm. It is good.

564
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,250
- Okay, stay clear.

565
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,875
- Do you want me

566
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,875
to crawl in there?

567
00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:01,708
I'll crawl in there.

568
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,250
- Okay. Okay.

569
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:06,250
- We have to get that weight

570
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:06,250
off the chain

571
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,917
because now

572
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,917
it's under tension,

573
00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:09,917
and you have to be able

574
00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:09,917
to slack it enough

575
00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:12,917
to where you can pull the chain

576
00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:12,917
back into the chain locker.

577
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,042
- You guys got it?

578
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,375
- Yeah, chain is, uh,

579
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,375
back on the winch.

580
00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:22,750
- I'll just lay this...

581
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:24,250
♪ ♪

582
00:12:24,292 --> 00:12:26,917
- How's dinner going?

583
00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:28,833
- No.

584
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,750
God damn it.

585
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:34,917
I overcooked it.

586
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:34,917
I threw it away.

587
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:37,125
- Really? What am I supposed

588
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:37,125
to tell the guests?

589
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,292
It's their main course.

590
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,958
- Don't worry about it

591
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,958
right now.

592
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,417
- It's stressing me out

593
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,417
how calm this guy is.

594
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:44,958
It's like, the dirty apron,

595
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:44,958
the crocs...

596
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,958
I'd walk a mile

597
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,958
in anyone's shoes

598
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,958
unless they were wearing

599
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,958
f---ing crocs.

600
00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:51,083
- I'll just make some salmon.

601
00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:51,083
Do you have five minutes?

602
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,125
- Yeah.

603
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,125
- Yeah?

604
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:53,792
- Yeah, yeah.

605
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:53,792
- Cool.

606
00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,458
[bright music]

607
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,417
Can't serve overcooked fish.

608
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:58,708
It's not in my blood.

609
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,125
- There was so much

610
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,125
goin' on.

611
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,292
Two shackles,

612
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,292
three shackles,

613
00:13:04,292 --> 00:13:06,792
pull two up, one down,

614
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,125
Next thing that happened--

615
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,125
[snaps]

616
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,708
we f---ing--All the chain.

617
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:21,333
- I f---ed up.

618
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:21,333
[laughs]

619
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,833
No.

620
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,167
- Thank you.

621
00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,167
All cleared, Chef.

622
00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,167
I'm just gonna

623
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,500
replace some of the chargers

624
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,500
that have gotten a bit dirty.

625
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,167
- If you can stage those

626
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,167
in the sink,

627
00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:31,833
that'd be great.

628
00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:31,833
- I just wanna get around here.

629
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,333
- You can stack them.

630
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,333
It's okay.

631
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,958
- I'm trying to move

632
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,958
this thing out of the way.

633
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,833
- If you stacked it,

634
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,833
you wouldn't have to.

635
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,333
I'm gonna start plating.

636
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,333
- Okay.

637
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,333
[rhythmic music]

638
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:45,458
- Hannah, Hannah,

639
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:45,458
the belly dancer is here.

640
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,958
- How are you?

641
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,958
I'm Bobby.

642
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,500
- Paulina.

643
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,500
- Nice to meet you.

644
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,833
- After you.

645
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,833
- Okay, thank you.

646
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,292
- Thank you.

647
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,167
- Spiced rack of lamb

648
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,333
with African chutney.

649
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,958
- Wow.

650
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,958
- Ooh, steamy.

651
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,833
- ♪ Need something green ♪

652
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,500
- Pan-fried salmon

653
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,500
with African spices.

654
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,375
- [scoffs]

655
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,375
Couldn't sound any better.

656
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,542
- I'm happy that me and Adam

657
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,542
are really getting along,

658
00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,208
but there's something

659
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,042
that I can't quite put my finger

660
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,042
on with him.

661
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:12,042
Thank you.

662
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:12,042
- Thank you.

663
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,000
- That makes me nervous,

664
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,000
because I'm pretty sure

665
00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:16,500
that's what Jack the Ripper's

666
00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:16,500
neighbor said about him.

667
00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,375
This is a pan-fried salmon

668
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,875
with African spices

669
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,875
and pomegranate.

670
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,042
- Do you know what

671
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,042
the African spices are?

672
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,042
- I would love to be able

673
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,042
to remember what's--

674
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,542
- Could the chef come out

675
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,542
and tell us--

676
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,208
- Explain you?

677
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,208
- Yes.

678
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,375
- Yeah, of course!

679
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,375
- That would be great.

680
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:31,208
- Chef, do you mind

681
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:31,208
going out there

682
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:32,167
and just explaining

683
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:32,167
to them...

684
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,042
- Sure.

685
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,042
- A little bit about the spices?

686
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,542
- [singsong]

687
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,542
Good evening!

688
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,208
women: Hi!

689
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,875
- I hear we're gonna have

690
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,875
a little dance session.

691
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,208
- [forced laugh]

692
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,250
No, no, no.

693
00:14:43,292 --> 00:14:44,750
Just explain the dishes to them.

694
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,542
- Oh! Well, I just thought

695
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,542
I was gonna talk

696
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,083
and have fun,

697
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,083
but that's cool too.

698
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,583
- Really?

699
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,583
I worked my ass off

700
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,583
to get this belly dancer

701
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:53,250
in the middle of Croatia.

702
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,250
Do not come in

703
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,250
and ruin my surprise.

704
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,917
- What are the spices?

705
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,375
- Caraway seed, cumin seed.

706
00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,917
- Cumin. That's what it was.

707
00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,917
- Paprika.

708
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:02,417
- [quietly] God, what is wrong

709
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:02,417
with you guys?

710
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,542
Shut the f--- up!

711
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,250
- Enjoy your meal.

712
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,250
women: Thank you.

713
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,833
- And enjoy

714
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,833
the belly dancing.

715
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,542
- Anybody eating the lamb?

716
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,542
- Yes.

717
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:12,875
- Mmm!

718
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:12,875
- Amazing.

719
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,542
- I said have fun

720
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,542
with the belly dancing.

721
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,833
- Shh!

722
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,417
- You gotta tell me

723
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,417
these things.

724
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,083
- Just assume...

725
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,083
- Don't try and blame me

726
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,625
on this.

727
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,625
- Anything I'm doing

728
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,792
they don't know about.

729
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,792
- Can we hug that one out

730
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,958
real quick? Oh, I feel

731
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,958
better already.

732
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:31,458
I gotta live and work

733
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:31,458
with this woman,

734
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:33,958
so let's make sure

735
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:33,958
we keep the peace.

736
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,583
At least for

737
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,583
another six weeks.

738
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,458
I'll never talk

739
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,458
to the guests again.

740
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,625
How 'bout that? [laughs]

741
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,625
- Yay!

742
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:42,292
- Now you can, like, control,

743
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:42,292
you can, like, zoom down.

744
00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:43,458
- Hi, guys.

745
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,125
- For some reason,

746
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,125
these are messed up.

747
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,417
- Bobby won't even

748
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,417
look at me in the eye.

749
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,917
Like, he just completely

750
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,917
writes me off.

751
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:52,250
It's like,

752
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:52,250
"Hey, I'm Lauren!

753
00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:53,917
"We've dated.

754
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,292
We've...hooked up."

755
00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:57,417
Uh...no? No.

756
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,958
Oh. Okay.

757
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,250
- You have a spray bottle

758
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,250
for cleaning tables?

759
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:03,125
I think Lauren and I

760
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:03,125
are doing all right.

761
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,417
I mean, we've talked

762
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,417
a couple of times,

763
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,167
but that's better

764
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,167
than no times.

765
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:08,167
I'll look for it.

766
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:08,167
You can do what you need to do.

767
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,958
- [sighs]

768
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,500
I'm gettin' full.

769
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,167
- I've got a little

770
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,167
palate cleanser for you.

771
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,833
[women whooping, clapping]

772
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,833
- Oh, my God!

773
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:20,667
- It's a mermaid dancer!

774
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,292
- Oh, I love it.

775
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,292
- Cool!

776
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,833
- Really?

777
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,333
- The guests are happy,

778
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,125
and I'm starting to wonder

779
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,333
when Sandy's gonna realize

780
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,333
that I'm good at my job.

781
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:37,167
[rhythmic music plays]

782
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:40,375
[all whooping, clapping]

783
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,333
- You have a little anchor

784
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,333
on your hand, I saw?

785
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,667
- Yeah. You got a little

786
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,667
heart on your hand.

787
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,333
- Yeah. I've been dying

788
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,333
to get a second

789
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,375
and, like, looking

790
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,375
for a reason for one.

791
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:51,042
- This is the reason.

792
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:51,042
Actually, this is my reason,

793
00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:53,375
'cause this is my pilgrimage

794
00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:53,375
to my homeland.

795
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,375
My ancestors are from Split.

796
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,000
- Really?

797
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,000
- Yes!

798
00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:59,208
- Adam's so much fun

799
00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:59,208
to flirt with.

800
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:01,208
He's a natural.

801
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:01,208
I'm a natural.

802
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:03,000
And he's so cute.

803
00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:05,042
- I'm thinking a portrait

804
00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:05,042
of my great-grandfather.

805
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:07,208
- Really?

806
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:07,208
- On my butt cheek.

807
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,333
- That's kinda rude.

808
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,958
[Adam laughs]

809
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,042
- What's up, bro?

810
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,042
- How's it going up here?

811
00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:16,375
- We're not moving,

812
00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:16,375
so it's all good.

813
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,708
- I was gonna

814
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,708
offer you a refill.

815
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,542
I see you've got one.

816
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,542
- I need it.

817
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,333
- Knowing Wiz from university,

818
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,208
he's extremely responsible.

819
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,542
He's moved up very quickly

820
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,542
for his young age.

821
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,167
Being serious about the job

822
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:29,542
is something that Wiz and I

823
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:29,542
have in common.

824
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,083
- When he comes on,

825
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,083
I'll do a proper full handover

826
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,708
starting with everything

827
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,708
that he needs to do.

828
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,042
- Yeah.

829
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,042
- There's so many

830
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,583
things that can go wrong

831
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,375
that you always have to make

832
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,375
sure that someone's awake,

833
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,250
someone's watching

834
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,250
if the wind picks up,

835
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,750
someone's watching if the

836
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,750
tenders got stolen.

837
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,417
So you always

838
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,417
have to make sure

839
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,750
that someone's vigilant

840
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,750
and on it,

841
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,542
and ideally just babysitting

842
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,542
the boat.

843
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,583
- No.

844
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,583
- With anchoring.

845
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:55,917
- It's a learning curve.

846
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,208
- Good night.

847
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,208
- Bye, you guys.

848
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,417
- Good night.

849
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:02,083
- Good night.

850
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:02,083
- [hoarsely] Night!

851
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,708
- Night!

852
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,708
- [laughing]

853
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,417
- God damn!

854
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,625
Knowing that Lauren

855
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,625
is rooming with Malia,

856
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,625
it makes me nervous,

857
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,625
because now it's like,

858
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,417
what are they gonna talk about

859
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,417
when that door closes at night

860
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,125
and they just start girl talk

861
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,458
and bicker and chipper

862
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,458
and this and that?

863
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,208
That's what makes me nervous.

864
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,458
- Yeah!

865
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,542
- [laughs]

866
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,125
[crashing sound]

867
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,458
- Holy sh--!

868
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,458
- What was that?

869
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,125
Oh, sh--.

870
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,125
- There's blood everywhere.

871
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,375
[dramatic musical sting]

872
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:37,792
[upbeat music]

873
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,625
♪ ♪

874
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,583
- I'm having an issue

875
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,583
in my bathroom here.

876
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,708
- Wiz, Wiz, Bugs.

877
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,708
- Bugs, go ahead.

878
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,750
- Can someone help us

879
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,750
put a deckhead

880
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:52,083
back up in the crew area?

881
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:52,083
- Okay. On my way up.

882
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,667
- I can't wait to shower.

883
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,667
- Another problem?

884
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,500
All boats have all these

885
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,500
escape hatches

886
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,458
in case of emergencies,

887
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,458
and in this case,

888
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,458
the emergency escape hatch

889
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,458
is inside the girls' room.

890
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,458
All right!

891
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,250
- Is this your rag?

892
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:06,125
- Yeah.

893
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:06,125
- Stay on our shiny--

894
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,458
- All right.

895
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,458
Oh, yeah,

896
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,333
look at all these

897
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,333
dead flies.

898
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,167
- Yeah, look at all--

899
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:13,125
I smell like pure gasoline.

900
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:15,167
- I like that smell.

901
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,750
- I'm pretty cute, but I think

902
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,750
he's gotta work on

903
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,167
his pickup lines.

904
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,167
Yeah, just daub on some gasoline

905
00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:20,833
when we walk through the galley.

906
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,292
- Okay. I'ma go back

907
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,292
to the galley.

908
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,542
- Okay.

909
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,250
- If it's at all possible

910
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,250
to get the WaveRunner out?

911
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,458
- Yeah. We just

912
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,458
push it out, yeah?

913
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,667
- Yep. Oh, is it not, um--

914
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,625
- Just gotta push, man.

915
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,875
- Everyone has experience,

916
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,708
and everyone knows

917
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,708
what they're doing,

918
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:39,708
and I'm like...

919
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,208
Uh...

920
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,625
It might take me

921
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,625
a little bit longer,

922
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:43,708
but I can still get there.

923
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,667
Watch out! Sorry.

924
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,458
- [laughs]

925
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,833
- Trial and error.

926
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:53,208
- All right!

927
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:53,208
- Thank you.

928
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,875
[energetic music]

929
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:56,792
- Look at her go!

930
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,333
- She cracks me up.

931
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,333
- She's like...

932
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:00,833
- You know what I mean?

933
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:00,833
- Yes!

934
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,542
[man laughing]

935
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,292
- Having Malia on deck

936
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,292
definitely makes the day

937
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,833
more enjoyable,

938
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,833
getting to look over

939
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,542
and see a pretty face.

940
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,708
- All right!

941
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,708
Looks like you had fun.

942
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,708
[bright music]

943
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:20,417
♪ ♪

944
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:21,917
- Take these up to them.

945
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:21,917
- Yeah, no problem.

946
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:23,667
- Thank you.

947
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,917
- Thank you, Lauren.

948
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,250
- Do we need this thing?

949
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,250
- No.

950
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:31,583
- Can we use this pin board or--

951
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:31,583
- I don't know.

952
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,417
Too many questions right now.

953
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,417
Who cares?

954
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,375
- Okay, well, I just wanna know

955
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,375
if I can stick stuff up here.

956
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:36,875
- I don't know.

957
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,833
I know that Bugs

958
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,833
used to be a chief stew,

959
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:42,208
but she totally does not

960
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:42,208
know how to be a second stew.

961
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,375
She's a lost child

962
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,375
in second place.

963
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,208
♪ Stupid questions get ♪

964
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,667
♪ Harsh answers ♪

965
00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:48,667
- Dick.

966
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,417
- Wes, Wes, Wes.

967
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,750
Start pulling out

968
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,750
the port anchor.

969
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,167
- Yeah, got it.

970
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,917
Pay attention to the colors.

971
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,917
- Yes.

972
00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:58,958
- Because yesterday Bobby said

973
00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:58,958
he didn't count five shackles.

974
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,292
- All right. I'm gonna push up

975
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,292
'cause they're coming up.

976
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,542
- I don't want you

977
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,542
hanging over the side.

978
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:03,625
I want your head

979
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:03,625
through the hole.

980
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,708
- Okay.

981
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,708
Head through the hole.

982
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,458
- Port anchors home.

983
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,458
- She's good!

984
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:19,542
♪ ♪

985
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:20,667
- Here she comes.

986
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,292
- Yeah!

987
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:25,792
- I could have all

988
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:25,792
the crew dressed like this.

989
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,292
- We would love that.

990
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,292
- Would ya love it?

991
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:28,750
- We would love it.

992
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:28,750
- Yes, yes.

993
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:29,875
all: To Captain Sandy!

994
00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:31,292
- Cheers.

995
00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:31,292
- Cheers.

996
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,292
- This is Bobby's shirt.

997
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,292
- Oh, he's so muscley.

998
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,292
- Yeah.

999
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,625
- Whatcha think of Bobby

1000
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,625
anyway?

1001
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:37,958
Your type?

1002
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,667
Just call me Cupid.

1003
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,667
Honestly, it's fine.

1004
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,667
- No. You can just be

1005
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,667
Max.

1006
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,500
- Oh, she's, uh,

1007
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,500
my, um, my type.

1008
00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:46,417
- What, female?

1009
00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:46,417
- Ah, I don't think

1010
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:47,750
he's that bad, is he?

1011
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,250
- All the boys in the boat

1012
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,250
are pretty cute,

1013
00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:52,250
but I'm 26, I'm single.

1014
00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:53,750
Like I'm figuring out

1015
00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:53,750
this yachting thing

1016
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,333
and like I just wanna have fun.

1017
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:57,333
Think of me

1018
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:57,333
as one of the deck boys.

1019
00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:58,667
- Okay.

1020
00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:58,667
It's gonna be hard--

1021
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,333
- What about you,

1022
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,333
troublemaker?

1023
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,500
Do you need me to...

1024
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,500
put in the word for anyone or--

1025
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,667
- My girlfriend's name

1026
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,667
is Emily.

1027
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,500
I've never had a girlfriend

1028
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,500
for, like, five, six, years,

1029
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,500
and then she come along,

1030
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,500
and it's like...

1031
00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:11,917
you know, she blows me...

1032
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,833
- If she can put up with you,

1033
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,833
she deserves it.

1034
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,583
- She blows me out

1035
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,583
the water, really.

1036
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,333
It's difficult to be

1037
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,333
away from someone

1038
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:18,833
that you get along with

1039
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:18,833
so well.

1040
00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:20,333
It's like losing

1041
00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:20,333
your best friend, you know?

1042
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:22,542
- She must be a saint.

1043
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:22,542
- I'm a catch.

1044
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,542
- You are a catch.

1045
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,542
- I am a catch.

1046
00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:26,375
- You're a good man.

1047
00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:28,042
- Did breakfast go well?

1048
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,375
- Like, I don't know,

1049
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,375
I keep getting this with Adam,

1050
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,792
like these, like, snaps,

1051
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,625
and I'm not quite sure

1052
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,625
like where I stand.

1053
00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:35,708
I just need to have

1054
00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:35,708
a proper way

1055
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:37,042
to communicate with him.

1056
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:38,708
Do you know what I mean?

1057
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:38,708
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1058
00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,542
- I understand he's busy.

1059
00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,542
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1060
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,375
- He's one chef in the galley.

1061
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,375
- Yeah.

1062
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,875
- But...we all need

1063
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,875
to [indistinct] for one another

1064
00:22:44,917 --> 00:22:47,042
in terms of the way we--

1065
00:22:44,917 --> 00:22:47,042
Speaking.

1066
00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:48,708
- In my head, I'm kind of

1067
00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:48,708
having a chuckle

1068
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,542
because this ain't nothing

1069
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:52,458
on what Ben would do

1070
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:52,458
last season.

1071
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,875
- Don't f---ing mess with me.

1072
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:56,542
- I'm shaking in my

1073
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:56,542
f---ing boots, man.

1074
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,458
I don't really thing Bugs

1075
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,458
has enough experience

1076
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,375
as a chief stew

1077
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,375
because all chefs

1078
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,333
are temperamental pricks

1079
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,333
most of the time.

1080
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,042
The thing with chefs--

1081
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,042
they're always like children.

1082
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,583
- Yeah.

1083
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,583
- You need to

1084
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,667
take accountability

1085
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,667
for your mistakes

1086
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:10,042
'cause they hate doing that.

1087
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:10,042
- I am disappointed because

1088
00:23:10,083 --> 00:23:11,917
if I was the chief stew,

1089
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,000
I would address the situation

1090
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,000
with the chef,

1091
00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:17,083
make sure there was no further

1092
00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:17,083
problems going forward.

1093
00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:19,083
- [whistling]

1094
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:21,708
- All crew,

1095
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:21,708
I'd like to get everyone

1096
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,917
all in black and white

1097
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,917
and get our picture taken

1098
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:25,750
with them.

1099
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:25,750
Try not to get dirty.

1100
00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:28,417
- I'm definitely not showering

1101
00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:28,417
before we do this.

1102
00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:31,417
[upbeat music]

1103
00:23:31,458 --> 00:23:32,875
- So, anyone else?

1104
00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:34,917
Hannah's gonna make me

1105
00:23:32,917 --> 00:23:34,917
an espresso martini!

1106
00:23:34,958 --> 00:23:36,583
- Would you like an espresso?

1107
00:23:34,958 --> 00:23:36,583
- Please.

1108
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,833
- Yeah, of course!

1109
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,833
- Thank you.

1110
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,875
- Yeah,

1111
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,875
we're doing ties.

1112
00:23:40,917 --> 00:23:42,417
- Gents, let's go.

1113
00:23:40,917 --> 00:23:42,417
Captain wants the photo done.

1114
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,083
- Would you change?

1115
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:46,625
- Um...

1116
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:46,625
- Only because I wanna

1117
00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:47,875
get the photograph done,

1118
00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,625
and then you can

1119
00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,625
do your service.

1120
00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:50,625
- So you don't want me

1121
00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:50,625
to make the cocktails

1122
00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:52,125
I've just ordered?

1123
00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:54,125
- Have her make the cocktails.

1124
00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:54,125
You change your uniform,

1125
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,292
and let's get the picture taken.

1126
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,292
- Wow.

1127
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,792
- I think with Hannah,

1128
00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,083
she's used to being

1129
00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,083
in charge of her life,

1130
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:00,792
and now she's in a world

1131
00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:04,083
where I am in charge

1132
00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:04,083
and she isn't.

1133
00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:06,125
- Three espresso martinis.

1134
00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:06,125
One's for Monica.

1135
00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:08,042
And one's for someone else.

1136
00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:08,042
I can't remember.

1137
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:10,958
- It's not a democracy.

1138
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:10,958
We're a team.

1139
00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:12,417
You need to listen

1140
00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:12,417
to your coach.

1141
00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:13,792
- [groans]

1142
00:24:13,792 --> 00:24:15,417
- I'll pour the next one.

1143
00:24:13,792 --> 00:24:15,417
- All right.

1144
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:18,125
- Can you have those drinks

1145
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:18,125
made in five minutes?

1146
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:19,625
- For sure!

1147
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:19,625
- 'Cause we're gonna

1148
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,625
lose the view.

1149
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,625
It's visual.

1150
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:22,625
- Visual.

1151
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:22,625
Okay, perfect.

1152
00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:23,792
[ice rattling]

1153
00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:26,000
- So peaceful up here.

1154
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,625
- Yeah.

1155
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,625
both: Mm-hmm.

1156
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,667
- We got some espresso

1157
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,667
martinis.

1158
00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:32,000
- Thank you.

1159
00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:32,000
- I wanna get this view for you.

1160
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
- Yes! Let's do it.

1161
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,667
- Crew picture!

1162
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,667
- Get on your knees.

1163
00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:36,917
[overlapping chatter]

1164
00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:38,000
- Ready?

1165
00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:38,000
- This is perfect.

1166
00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:40,083
- Beautiful.

1167
00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:40,083
- Yay!

1168
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,500
- Thank you all.

1169
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,500
It's been an honor

1170
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,458
and a pleasure.

1171
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,458
- Aw!

1172
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,000
- We're gonna go ahead

1173
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,000
and get ready to dock.

1174
00:24:47,042 --> 00:24:48,917
- It's so pretty right there.

1175
00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:51,167
- Do splits in Split.

1176
00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:51,167
- Splits in Split!

1177
00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:53,667
Whoo!

1178
00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:53,667
- Gotta have [murmurs].

1179
00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:55,417
- Okay, so I'll put this

1180
00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:55,417
in there.

1181
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:57,167
Get ready to tuck it through.

1182
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:57,167
-	 Hey, guys, you really

1183
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,917
need to get on the fenders

1184
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,917
in the line.

1185
00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:00,833
Snap to it!

1186
00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:00,833
- Copy that.

1187
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,500
Lines are ready.

1188
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,750
One at stern, two--

1189
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,750
- Two at the bow.

1190
00:25:05,833 --> 00:25:07,667
- I'm proceeding into port.

1191
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:08,708
You guys ready?

1192
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:08,708
- Copy that.

1193
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,625
All deck crew ready.

1194
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:13,208
We've got Bobby up in the bow,

1195
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:13,208
got Max on the midships,

1196
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,708
and myself and Malia

1197
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,708
on the stern.

1198
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,667
- Got it. Thank you.

1199
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,667
- All right, Max,

1200
00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:18,542
Malia's helping me on this side.

1201
00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:18,542
You're in charge

1202
00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:20,208
of both springs.

1203
00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:20,208
- I never done them before.

1204
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,958
- Who asks about docking

1205
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,958
rather than real docking?

1206
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,792
I mean, who does that?

1207
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,792
So...figure eight.

1208
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,708
So you'll put it in--

1209
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,708
- Good timing.

1210
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,542
- If one line is loose,

1211
00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:31,208
your boat can drift

1212
00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:31,208
in a certain direction

1213
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:32,792
and hit whatever's

1214
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:32,792
close to you.

1215
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,208
And then you'll do

1216
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,208
a lock and turn,

1217
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,208
which means

1218
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,208
you'll just go like this...

1219
00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:37,875
- Do the lock and turn again?

1220
00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:37,875
- So I'm coming around

1221
00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,458
for a figure eight...

1222
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,875
- You know, I am a yacht

1223
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,875
virgin, to be fair.

1224
00:25:40,917 --> 00:25:42,708
It's all new to me.

1225
00:25:40,917 --> 00:25:42,708
- Perfect timing

1226
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,458
to learn the figure eight.

1227
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,458
- Yeah, I know.

1228
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,667
That's how you do it.

1229
00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:49,708
- 15 feet. 15 feet.

1230
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:51,583
- Wes, that's like 30 feet.

1231
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:54,083
Gotta work on distance.

1232
00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:56,583
Parking fenders

1233
00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:56,583
still not going ashore.

1234
00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:58,667
That one going up

1235
00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:58,667
fourth, please.

1236
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:02,708
- Uh...probably here.

1237
00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:03,917
Oh, yeah, four.

1238
00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:05,000
- Okay, just pull

1239
00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:05,000
a bit tighter.

1240
00:26:05,042 --> 00:26:07,042
Pick up the slack.

1241
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:09,250
All right, we've got

1242
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:09,250
all lines ashore.

1243
00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:11,750
- Thank you.

1244
00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:11,750
- She's a baller parker.

1245
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,750
- Good job, deck crew.

1246
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,750
good job.

1247
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:15,208
- How's everyone

1248
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:15,208
doing down here?

1249
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,208
- We're so sad.

1250
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,208
- Oh...we're so sad.

1251
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,833
- We are soaking with sweat.

1252
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,833
- Yeah.

1253
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:21,708
- These pants are...

1254
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:21,708
- Yeah.

1255
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:23,250
- Not dry.

1256
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:23,250
[laughter]

1257
00:26:23,292 --> 00:26:25,667
- Clean up, deck crew!

1258
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:27,250
[crashing sound]

1259
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,583
- Holy sh--!

1260
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:30,583
- [gasps]

1261
00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:32,542
- What was that?

1262
00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:32,542
- Oh, sh--.

1263
00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:35,542
- Oh, my God.

1264
00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:35,542
F---ing sh--!

1265
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:38,542
[crashing sound]

1266
00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:42,083
- Holy sh--!

1267
00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:42,083
- [gasps]

1268
00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:43,625
- Oh, sh--!

1269
00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:43,625
- Be careful!

1270
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,792
- That's scary.

1271
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,792
There's glass all over me.

1272
00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,292
- Oh, my God, hold on,

1273
00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,292
hold on, no, no, no.

1274
00:26:47,292 --> 00:26:49,625
Be careful.

1275
00:26:47,292 --> 00:26:49,625
- I'm gonna go get

1276
00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:50,958
the first-aid kit.

1277
00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:50,958
- There's blood everywhere.

1278
00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:52,958
- I mean, it was like

1279
00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:52,958
a dream vacation.

1280
00:26:52,958 --> 00:26:53,958
- Girls,

1281
00:26:52,958 --> 00:26:53,958
go get ready.

1282
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:54,958
- Do you guys know

1283
00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:56,083
where the first-aid kit is?

1284
00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,458
The shower in port 4

1285
00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,458
crew cabin

1286
00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:58,750
just shattered.

1287
00:26:58,792 --> 00:26:59,958
- What?

1288
00:26:58,792 --> 00:26:59,958
- What just shattered?

1289
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,083
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1290
00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:02,250
- Be careful.

1291
00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:02,250
Let me wipe it.

1292
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:04,083
- I know I'm new to yachting,

1293
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:06,792
but I'm sure the doors

1294
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:06,792
aren't supposed to shatter.

1295
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,458
- What happened?

1296
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,458
- The shower door.

1297
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,792
- If you're not wearing shoes,

1298
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,792
put on shoes.

1299
00:27:10,792 --> 00:27:13,333
- You need to sit down.

1300
00:27:10,792 --> 00:27:13,333
Where are you bleeding?

1301
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:14,667
- Ugh!

1302
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:14,667
- Let me see what's wrong here,

1303
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,167
Hannah, watch out.

1304
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,167
- Eh...

1305
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:18,083
- The hatch--

1306
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:23,833
- There's glass

1307
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:23,833
on my face, I think.

1308
00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:26,958
- I go right into

1309
00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:26,958
my firefighter EMT mode.

1310
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,667
All I'm thinking about is okay,

1311
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,667
let's assess the situation,

1312
00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:32,125
There's quite a bit of blood,

1313
00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:32,125
and I wanna find out

1314
00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,667
where this major cut is.

1315
00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:35,292
I'm not gonna

1316
00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:35,292
rub this anymore

1317
00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:37,167
'cause there's little

1318
00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:37,167
shards all over the place.

1319
00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:38,792
- This was so much fun.

1320
00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:40,917
- It was amazing.

1321
00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:40,917
- Thanks for coming, you guys.

1322
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,667
- Oh, sh--,

1323
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,667
there's so much blood.

1324
00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,708
Ooh...

1325
00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,708
Ha...

1326
00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:53,667
- Holy sh--!

1327
00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:53,667
- Yeah. The hatch fell.

1328
00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:55,208
- Does she need stitches?

1329
00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:55,208
- No.

1330
00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:57,167
- Okay.

1331
00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:57,167
- I can medically clear her.

1332
00:27:57,208 --> 00:28:00,000
I'm a firefighter EMT.

1333
00:27:57,208 --> 00:28:00,000
I see this sh-- all the time.

1334
00:28:00,042 --> 00:28:01,875
Hey, Hannah, is she decent?

1335
00:28:00,042 --> 00:28:01,875
- No.

1336
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:04,042
- Well, get her decent

1337
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:04,042
so I can check her wounds

1338
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,708
and we can--

1339
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,708
- Yeah, yeah,

1340
00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:07,375
she's just getting

1341
00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:07,375
all the glass off her.

1342
00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,375
- No, let him see her.

1343
00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,375
- She's naked and she's a woman.

1344
00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:11,375
She doesn't want--

1345
00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:11,375
- I understand that, okay?

1346
00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:13,208
I've seen a lot of naked

1347
00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:13,208
women in the field before,

1348
00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:14,875
you know, professionally.

1349
00:28:14,917 --> 00:28:17,250
- Do you want Bobby

1350
00:28:14,917 --> 00:28:17,250
to, like, see you like this?

1351
00:28:19,042 --> 00:28:20,042
[murmurs, laughs]

1352
00:28:20,083 --> 00:28:21,875
- We lucked out

1353
00:28:20,083 --> 00:28:21,875
on the weather.

1354
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,375
- I know, the weather

1355
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,375
was perfect.

1356
00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:26,208
- Thanks for clearing that up.

1357
00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:26,208
- Don't worry about the stuff

1358
00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:28,167
that's in the bathroom.

1359
00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:28,167
I'll handle that.

1360
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:31,000
- She said to say nice try.

1361
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:31,000
She's gonna put some clothes on.

1362
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,375
- No. I didn't say

1363
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,375
I wanna see her naked.

1364
00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:34,167
I said put some bras

1365
00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:34,167
and shorts on--

1366
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,875
- I know.

1367
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,875
That's what I'm doing!

1368
00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:37,250
- I'm more medically

1369
00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:37,250
trained than you are, Hannah.

1370
00:28:37,292 --> 00:28:39,083
- Yeah--

1371
00:28:37,292 --> 00:28:39,083
- So get her dressed,

1372
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,708
and let me look at her.

1373
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,708
- That's what I'm doing.

1374
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,583
Are you not getting that?

1375
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,583
- You told me to go away,

1376
00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:44,083
and that I don't

1377
00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:44,083
need to do this.

1378
00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:45,750
- No, I didn't!

1379
00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:45,750
- You said, "She's naked,"

1380
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,750
like I wanna f---ing

1381
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,750
see her naked, okay?

1382
00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:49,083
I'm being a professional.

1383
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,042
- For Bobby to blow up

1384
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,042
this much at me,

1385
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:54,250
he's harboring some kind of

1386
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:54,250
resentment about something.

1387
00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:56,250
Bobby can scream at me

1388
00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:56,250
all he wants,

1389
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,875
but he's not getting into

1390
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,875
that room while Malia's naked.

1391
00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:00,917
- Is she--is she decent?

1392
00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:00,917
- No. Yeah, she's decent.

1393
00:29:00,917 --> 00:29:02,917
- I'm good, Bobby.

1394
00:29:00,917 --> 00:29:02,917
You can take a look.

1395
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:03,875
- Like, I'm trying

1396
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:03,875
to help a girl.

1397
00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:06,083
She "just so happens

1398
00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:06,083
to be pretty,"

1399
00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:08,208
I "just so happen to

1400
00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:08,208
like her."

1401
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,083
But I feel like

1402
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,083
after last charter season

1403
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:11,917
when Hannah and I kissed...

1404
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:12,958
- Good night, darling.

1405
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,917
- It's like she marked

1406
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,917
her territory,

1407
00:29:14,917 --> 00:29:16,083
and nobody else can have me.

1408
00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:17,750
Oh, yeah, this is it

1409
00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:17,750
right here.

1410
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,125
And it's already closed up.

1411
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,125
- Okay.

1412
00:29:19,167 --> 00:29:20,292
- And that little guy...

1413
00:29:19,167 --> 00:29:20,292
you're fine.

1414
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:21,917
- Yeah.

1415
00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:23,292
- I get Bobby's medically

1416
00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:23,292
trained

1417
00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:24,750
and she needs to be

1418
00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:24,750
looked over,

1419
00:29:24,792 --> 00:29:25,958
but I knew that

1420
00:29:24,792 --> 00:29:25,958
she was okay enough.

1421
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:27,958
Like I didn't want to

1422
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:27,958
embarrass her further.

1423
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,958
- Just keep daubing that,

1424
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,958
and it'll coagulate

1425
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,792
and seal up, and you'll be fine.

1426
00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:34,792
- I feel very secure

1427
00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:34,792
having Bobby around

1428
00:29:34,792 --> 00:29:36,958
because he knows how to

1429
00:29:34,792 --> 00:29:36,958
handle the situation.

1430
00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:39,875
But he also probably wanted

1431
00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:39,875
to see me naked a little bit.

1432
00:29:41,792 --> 00:29:44,042
- I'm so sad we're leaving.

1433
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,292
- You okay?

1434
00:29:47,292 --> 00:29:48,958
- Yeah. I'm fine.

1435
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:50,292
- All crew, all crew,

1436
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:52,792
proceed to the dock,

1437
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:52,792
please.

1438
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,125
- Copy that.

1439
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,125
Thank you.

1440
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,417
- Good-bye, [murmurs].

1441
00:29:58,292 --> 00:29:59,625
[overlapping chatter]

1442
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,958
- Thank you so much.

1443
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,958
- Bye, sweetie.

1444
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,500
- Thank you so much.

1445
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,500
I do hope

1446
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,667
that the push-ups were worth it.

1447
00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:06,000
- Crazy apples!

1448
00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:06,000
- Oh, Jesus.

1449
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,167
Don't--

1450
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,167
- Oh, Jesus!

1451
00:30:07,167 --> 00:30:08,792
[laughter]

1452
00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:11,000
- Captain, I just have to

1453
00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:11,000
thank you so much.

1454
00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:13,167
We were so thrilled

1455
00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:13,167
when we came on the boat,

1456
00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:16,000
and saw we had a female

1457
00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:16,000
captain with our girl group.

1458
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,833
And we had a blast

1459
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,833
on the water,

1460
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:20,500
and they handled

1461
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:20,500
everything spectacularly.

1462
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,458
This is a little something

1463
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,458
for all of you.

1464
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:23,958
- Thank you very much.

1465
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:23,958
- I need a big hug.

1466
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,292
Thank you so much.

1467
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:26,458
[muffled chatter]

1468
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:26,458
All right.

1469
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:27,833
Thanks, everybody.

1470
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:27,833
- Thank you!

1471
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,333
- Good luck.

1472
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,333
- All right, guys,

1473
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,167
we're gonna go count

1474
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,167
our gratuity.

1475
00:30:31,167 --> 00:30:32,792
Main salon. Now.

1476
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,833
All right, guys.

1477
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,833
I know you work hard,

1478
00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:41,500
but, you know, we came

1479
00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:41,500
across a lotta challenges.

1480
00:30:41,542 --> 00:30:43,542
I just wanna go over

1481
00:30:41,542 --> 00:30:43,542
a few things so we're smoother,

1482
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,375
'cause I wanna be a pro.

1483
00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:47,333
And I don't want any charter

1484
00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:47,333
broker's client to go,

1485
00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:49,042
"The crew weren't good."

1486
00:30:49,042 --> 00:30:50,833
That is not acceptable, ever.

1487
00:30:50,875 --> 00:30:52,833
We're gonna work on

1488
00:30:50,875 --> 00:30:52,833
the anchor count.

1489
00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:55,500
You know, one shackle's

1490
00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:55,500
27.3 meters.

1491
00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:56,875
If I say it's 60 meters,

1492
00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:59,542
how many shackles have to...

1493
00:30:59,542 --> 00:31:01,125
Anyway. We'll get

1494
00:30:59,542 --> 00:31:01,125
the anchoring down.

1495
00:31:01,167 --> 00:31:03,208
We'll get the stern chutes

1496
00:31:01,167 --> 00:31:03,208
tying down,

1497
00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:05,375
and we'll figure it out

1498
00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:05,375
together.

1499
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:08,000
Just to let you know how happy

1500
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:08,000
the charter guests were,

1501
00:31:08,042 --> 00:31:12,125
in here is $90,750 kuna.

1502
00:31:12,167 --> 00:31:13,208
- Wait--what?

1503
00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:17,042
- Which is 15,000 U.S. dollars.

1504
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:20,042
$1,375 per person.

1505
00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:22,042
That is an awesome tip.

1506
00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:23,417
- Awesome tip.

1507
00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:23,417
- That's awesome.

1508
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:25,250
- That beats any dive tip

1509
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:25,250
I've ever made

1510
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:26,583
in three days.

1511
00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:28,083
- I'm gonna take you out

1512
00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:28,083
for dinner,

1513
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:29,542
because that's my tradition

1514
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:29,542
with crew.

1515
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,042
Wes will be doing

1516
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,042
the watch tonight.

1517
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:34,083
I'd like to, after our meeting,

1518
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:34,083
for you and--

1519
00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:37,083
you and I to have a meeting

1520
00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:37,083
up on the bridge.

1521
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,917
- Okay, sure.

1522
00:31:38,917 --> 00:31:40,417
- You're free to go.

1523
00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:42,583
- Like, really?

1524
00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:42,583
Now what? What's up?

1525
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:44,583
I'd like both of you

1526
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:44,583
to go and eat.

1527
00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:46,542
- Have you eaten?

1528
00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:46,542
- I'm not hungry.

1529
00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:49,083
I feel like I'm getting called

1530
00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:49,083
to the principal's office.

1531
00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:50,250
So...what's up?

1532
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:52,833
[dramatic musical flourish]

1533
00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:08,292
- So...what's up?

1534
00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:08,292
- You know, in my career,

1535
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:11,125
I observe.

1536
00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:12,625
If you don't have

1537
00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:12,625
a great leader,

1538
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:14,375
then you don't have

1539
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:14,375
a great crew.

1540
00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:16,250
You carry your presence

1541
00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:16,250
that you know what you're doing,

1542
00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:18,625
but yet, you have

1543
00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:18,625
that elegance...

1544
00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:21,125
- Aw, thanks.

1545
00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:21,125
That's really nice.

1546
00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:22,458
- I'm serious.

1547
00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:22,458
I'm not making it up.

1548
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,250
You have to give yourself

1549
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,250
credit,

1550
00:32:24,292 --> 00:32:25,458
because you perform

1551
00:32:24,292 --> 00:32:25,458
an amazing service.

1552
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:26,917
I'm impressed.

1553
00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:28,458
- I was not expecting

1554
00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:28,458
this at all.

1555
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,375
But I'm gonna take it

1556
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,375
where I can get it.

1557
00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:31,458
- Thank you.

1558
00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:31,458
- And we have

1559
00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:32,917
the same color eyes.

1560
00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:34,417
- Yeah, we do.

1561
00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:34,417
[laughs]

1562
00:32:34,458 --> 00:32:36,958
♪ ♪

1563
00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:38,208
[background chatter]

1564
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,208
- Motherf---er!

1565
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,917
♪ ♪

1566
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,125
- Any hot sailors our there?

1567
00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:45,250
- Looks like

1568
00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:45,250
a bunch of families.

1569
00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:47,667
But it's fine because

1570
00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:47,667
we've got a hot crew.

1571
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:52,667
- Adam. He's a cutie.

1572
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:52,667
- And Bobby? No?

1573
00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:54,250
- Been there, done that.

1574
00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:54,250
- Okay!

1575
00:32:54,292 --> 00:32:55,667
- Dude, I'm ready for tonight.

1576
00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:57,292
I'm excited about

1577
00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:57,292
our neighbor.

1578
00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,500
- Ooh!

1579
00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,500
Oh, you cut yourself?

1580
00:32:58,542 --> 00:33:00,292
Ooh, I'll help you.

1581
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,167
Yeah, I'm kinda wearing

1582
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,167
no clothes at the moment.

1583
00:33:02,167 --> 00:33:04,500
Kinda--"Bobby, Bobby,

1584
00:33:02,167 --> 00:33:04,500
can you just get--"

1585
00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:05,667
"Yeah--yeah--yeah--"

1586
00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:07,250
[both laugh]

1587
00:33:07,292 --> 00:33:10,333
[electronic music]

1588
00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,792
♪ ♪

1589
00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:15,333
- Oh, my God.

1590
00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:15,333
We do have ladies on this boat!

1591
00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:16,917
Look at that!

1592
00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:16,917
- Ha ha.

1593
00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:19,000
- Everyone's wearing

1594
00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:19,000
little...jumpers.

1595
00:33:19,042 --> 00:33:22,083
- Mine's not a jumper.

1596
00:33:19,042 --> 00:33:22,083
Mine's a dress, okay?

1597
00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:26,458
- Wait, what?

1598
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:29,167
- I've got this terrible

1599
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:29,167
thing is called FOMO

1600
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,375
that I suffer from

1601
00:33:30,417 --> 00:33:32,542
which is Fear Of Missing Out.

1602
00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:33,708
- There she is!

1603
00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:33,708
- Oh, my God!

1604
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,125
You're so beautiful!

1605
00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:36,458
- Whoo!

1606
00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:36,458
- Ready?

1607
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,375
- But, um, it comes with

1608
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,375
the territory.

1609
00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:40,292
- Damn, Hannah!

1610
00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:42,375
- Oh, I'm at

1611
00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:42,375
the perfect height!

1612
00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:45,000
- Hey, girl!

1613
00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:45,000
Let's go out!

1614
00:33:45,042 --> 00:33:46,708
♪ ♪

1615
00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:49,208
- First night out

1616
00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:49,208
in Croatia!

1617
00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:50,292
Whoo!

1618
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,542
- How you gonna

1619
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,542
do it, mate?

1620
00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,000
- Just play it smooth.

1621
00:33:53,042 --> 00:33:54,375
That's how I normally do it.

1622
00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:56,042
- I love fish on the grill.

1623
00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:56,042
- Yeah.

1624
00:33:56,042 --> 00:33:58,375
- Like a branzini?

1625
00:33:58,375 --> 00:34:00,000
- What? What happened?

1626
00:33:58,375 --> 00:34:00,000
You all right?

1627
00:34:00,042 --> 00:34:01,542
- No, they started

1628
00:34:00,042 --> 00:34:01,542
talking about seafood,

1629
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:03,333
and I was like, "I'm out."

1630
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:03,333
- [gags]

1631
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,208
- I studied conservation

1632
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,208
and ecology in college,

1633
00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:08,042
so I don't eat fish

1634
00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:08,042
'cause they're my homies.

1635
00:34:08,042 --> 00:34:10,250
- Look up.

1636
00:34:08,042 --> 00:34:10,250
It's so beautiful.

1637
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:13,375
- Oh, this is awesome.

1638
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:13,375
- This is amazing.

1639
00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:14,708
- Split is gorgeous.

1640
00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:16,708
It's like...

1641
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:19,042
there's castles still,

1642
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:19,042
and palaces are real.

1643
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,542
Like, are we getting

1644
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,542
knighted right now?

1645
00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:22,667
- Good evening, ladies.

1646
00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:22,667
- Hi! How are you?

1647
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,583
- How cute is this?

1648
00:34:24,625 --> 00:34:26,167
- Hi!

1649
00:34:24,625 --> 00:34:26,167
[laughing]

1650
00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:27,708
- This is not meant for...

1651
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:29,417
guys with long legs.

1652
00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:31,042
- You look like a naughty

1653
00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:31,042
schoolboy right now.

1654
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:33,250
Hands on table.

1655
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:33,250
- Keep the naughty

1656
00:34:33,292 --> 00:34:36,083
schoolboy look.

1657
00:34:33,292 --> 00:34:36,083
- Oh, look at this!

1658
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:39,250
- I know I'm here to work,

1659
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:39,250
but I'm a hopeless romantic.

1660
00:34:39,292 --> 00:34:41,083
I mean, we're in Croatia.

1661
00:34:39,292 --> 00:34:41,083
I wanna do something fun

1662
00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:44,083
and romantic with, you know,

1663
00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:44,083
someone that I can maybe

1664
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,583
have something with.

1665
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,417
- He's having red.

1666
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,417
He's having white.

1667
00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:50,000
- Red. I'll go red.

1668
00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:50,000
- White, please.

1669
00:34:50,042 --> 00:34:52,458
- What kind of wine

1670
00:34:50,042 --> 00:34:52,458
do you like, Bobby?

1671
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:55,708
- Yeah, I'm not gonna

1672
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:55,708
be drinking wine.

1673
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:59,125
- Were you thinking like

1674
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:59,125
the seafood salad, maybe?

1675
00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:01,042
- Ha ha ha.

1676
00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:01,042
- I'm sorry, bad joke.

1677
00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:02,917
- Just all my homies

1678
00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:02,917
in one salad.

1679
00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,458
- All in one.

1680
00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,458
- [laughing]

1681
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,417
- Wow!

1682
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,417
- That's a meat platter there.

1683
00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:09,250
- Here's to our very first

1684
00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:11,375
successful charter to sea.

1685
00:35:11,417 --> 00:35:12,542
- Whoo!

1686
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,625
[alarm beeping]

1687
00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:15,625
[click]

1688
00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:18,542
[light music]

1689
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,625
♪ ♪

1690
00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:22,375
- So, Sandy, talk to me.

1691
00:35:22,417 --> 00:35:24,125
Boyfriend?

1692
00:35:22,417 --> 00:35:24,125
- Yeah, I wanna know more

1693
00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:25,625
about you, Cap.

1694
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,083
- Single.

1695
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,083
- Single?

1696
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,667
- Yeah. I had a girlfriend.

1697
00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,125
- Yeah?

1698
00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,125
- For me, it's about the soul.

1699
00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:42,333
- It's about the person.

1700
00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:42,333
- For me, it is.

1701
00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:44,167
- I'm a big believer

1702
00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:44,167
in that as well.

1703
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:45,625
- If I find a guy,

1704
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:45,625
I'd be with a guy.

1705
00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:47,333
- Yeah.

1706
00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:47,333
- You have a boyfriend?

1707
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:50,125
- No, I don't.

1708
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:50,125
- Okay, I'm outta here.

1709
00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:52,167
all: Aw!

1710
00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:52,167
[overlapping comments]

1711
00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:54,333
- Bye, Captain!

1712
00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:54,333
- Bye, Cap.

1713
00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:56,833
- Thank you.

1714
00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:56,833
- You have a boyfriend now?

1715
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,167
- Yeah.

1716
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,167
- How long you guys

1717
00:35:58,167 --> 00:35:59,500
been together?

1718
00:35:58,167 --> 00:35:59,500
- Not long.

1719
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,167
- So it'll probably end

1720
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,167
shortly, then?

1721
00:36:01,208 --> 00:36:02,333
[laughter]

1722
00:36:01,208 --> 00:36:02,333
- Yachting'll ruin

1723
00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:03,667
any relationship.

1724
00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:03,667
- Yeah.

1725
00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:05,125
- Actually,

1726
00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:05,125
my first boyfriend

1727
00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:06,625
was the longest relationship

1728
00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:06,625
I had.

1729
00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,500
We broke up when we

1730
00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,500
started yachting.

1731
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,750
He went on one boat.

1732
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,750
I went on another.

1733
00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:14,292
[laughter]

1734
00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:19,208
- [gasps]

1735
00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:19,208
- Look here!

1736
00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,792
- What's up?

1737
00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,792
[all whooping]

1738
00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:22,417
- Wes.

1739
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:25,375
- Thank you.

1740
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:25,375
I appreciate it.

1741
00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:34,167
- You guys wanna roll out

1742
00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:35,792
and, uh, start some, uh...

1743
00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:35,792
- Real drinking?

1744
00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,333
- Yeah.

1745
00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,333
[laughter]

1746
00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:39,500
- Let's go.

1747
00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:39,500
I'm over this place.

1748
00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:41,542
- Oh, man, this is really

1749
00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:41,542
getting slippery now.

1750
00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:43,375
- Oh, I like it! Yeah!

1751
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:45,458
- That's where we're going.

1752
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:45,458
- Oh, Fabrique!

1753
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:46,625
- It's actually a real club.

1754
00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:49,542
[dance music plays]

1755
00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:53,750
[all whooping]

1756
00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:08,417
- Malia's killing it.

1757
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:10,208
She's a tomboy.

1758
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:10,208
Can get the work done.

1759
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:11,917
She's got a great personality.

1760
00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:13,500
And she can clean up

1761
00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:13,500
real nice.

1762
00:37:13,542 --> 00:37:16,583
[dance music thumping]

1763
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,250
♪ ♪

1764
00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:20,250
- Hey, honey, you wanna dance?

1765
00:37:20,292 --> 00:37:21,333
- Yeah, let's go.

1766
00:37:34,458 --> 00:37:36,417
- Malia's gorgeous,

1767
00:37:34,458 --> 00:37:36,417
so she's fun to play with.

1768
00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:38,208
I just like pretty things.

1769
00:37:44,792 --> 00:37:47,292
- I get really nervous

1770
00:37:44,792 --> 00:37:47,292
when Hannah's around girls

1771
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,958
that I like because

1772
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:50,792
she has a reputation

1773
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:50,792
of weaseling in.

1774
00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:52,792
- I'm bringing a girl

1775
00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:52,792
back tonight.

1776
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:54,958
Stop being such

1777
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:54,958
a f---ing idiot, hey?

1778
00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:57,292
- And then in New York,

1779
00:37:57,292 --> 00:37:59,250
when I introduced her

1780
00:37:57,292 --> 00:37:59,250
to Lauren,

1781
00:37:59,292 --> 00:38:01,458
Hannah told Lauren

1782
00:37:59,292 --> 00:38:01,458
to stay away from me.

1783
00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:03,167
For no reason.

1784
00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:09,208
- She did it once.

1785
00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:09,208
Maybe she's gonna do it again.

1786
00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:11,458
[overlapping shouting]

1787
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,917
- First night out

1788
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,917
after a charter...

1789
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:17,917
the best night ever.

1790
00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:19,750
- The best night...ever!

1791
00:38:19,792 --> 00:38:21,917
- Okay!

1792
00:38:19,792 --> 00:38:21,917
[laughing]

1793
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:24,292
- I'm so jealous of you

1794
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:24,292
right now.

1795
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,833
You have no idea.

1796
00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:27,333
- So...

1797
00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:29,333
- Can you just

1798
00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:29,333
hand her off, please?

1799
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,958
- I mean,

1800
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,958
it's literally like a--

1801
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,667
- I appreciate that.

1802
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,667
Thank you.

1803
00:38:32,667 --> 00:38:34,292
You know, guess what.

1804
00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:36,000
Chefs are just as strong

1805
00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:36,000
as firemen.

1806
00:38:36,042 --> 00:38:38,250
[laughter]

1807
00:38:36,042 --> 00:38:38,250
You know what I'm talking about?

1808
00:38:38,292 --> 00:38:39,583
Get it, girl.

1809
00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:41,000
That's what I'm talking about.

1810
00:38:41,042 --> 00:38:43,000
That's what

1811
00:38:41,042 --> 00:38:43,000
I'm talking about.

1812
00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:44,833
- Come on, Bugs.

1813
00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:44,833
Come on, Bugsy!

1814
00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:46,875
Good, good, stop.

1815
00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:46,875
You're gonna hurt yourself.

1816
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,625
- No, I-I know you were.

1817
00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:02,875
Like when you came in

1818
00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:02,875
to help me

1819
00:39:02,917 --> 00:39:04,667
I was like, yes, Hannah,

1820
00:39:02,917 --> 00:39:04,667
seeing me naked?

1821
00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:05,875
I was like, yeah,

1822
00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:05,875
this makes sense.

1823
00:39:05,917 --> 00:39:08,375
Felt safe, and--

1824
00:39:05,917 --> 00:39:08,375
- You felt safe with me?

1825
00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:09,875
- Yeah, definitely.

1826
00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:09,875
- Good.

1827
00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:11,375
- Of course!

1828
00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:11,375
- Aw...

1829
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,375
- I'll be naked in front

1830
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,375
of you anytime.

1831
00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:14,708
[both giggling]

1832
00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:21,375
- [laughing]

1833
00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:21,375
- Okay.

1834
00:39:21,417 --> 00:39:23,000
I'm kinda melting here.

1835
00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:25,000
- Right now I'm worried

1836
00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:25,000
that f---ing Hannah's

1837
00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:26,667
probably throwing me under

1838
00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:26,667
the bus like she always does.

1839
00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:28,417
- Yes!

1840
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:31,708
- Dude, every girl

1841
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:31,708
she talks to, she goes,

1842
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:34,500
"Bobby's not worth it."

1843
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:35,708
- Well, I love you.

1844
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:35,708
- Aw!

1845
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:38,500
- Honestly, I motor-boated

1846
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:38,500
you tonight.

1847
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,667
- She just...takes off

1848
00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:43,667
with somebody that she knows

1849
00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:43,667
I have a crush on.

1850
00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:46,833
- My face is in 'em

1851
00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:46,833
all night.

1852
00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:49,333
- It looks like Hannah's trying

1853
00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:49,333
to get with Malia right now.

1854
00:39:51,417 --> 00:39:53,000
- I love that

1855
00:39:51,417 --> 00:39:53,000
you just felt my ass.

1856
00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:54,708
- Just--just this ass.

1857
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,958
- I f---ing love you!

1858
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,958
- Wait, I have to pee, though.

1859
00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:01,208
- We're making drinks here

1860
00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:01,208
real quick.

1861
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,292
Please--please hold.

1862
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,500
- All right, let's--

1863
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,500
- I need to pee.

1864
00:40:12,917 --> 00:40:14,083
- Hey, Bobby.

1865
00:40:12,917 --> 00:40:14,083
- What're you guys

1866
00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:15,750
talking about?

1867
00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:15,750
- Nothin'.

1868
00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:16,750
She's just gone

1869
00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:16,750
to the bathroom.

1870
00:40:20,542 --> 00:40:21,917
- He's a legend.

1871
00:40:20,542 --> 00:40:21,917
- He's definitely not a ledge.

1872
00:40:21,917 --> 00:40:24,750
I've met plenty of ledges

1873
00:40:21,917 --> 00:40:24,750
in my life.

1874
00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:26,125
- What was Hannah

1875
00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:26,125
telling you there?

1876
00:40:26,125 --> 00:40:27,542
- Hmm?

1877
00:40:26,125 --> 00:40:27,542
- What was Hannah

1878
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:29,792
telling you there?

1879
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:29,792
- I'm in a hat.

1880
00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:31,792
What was Hannah telling me?

1881
00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:33,500
- Yeah.

1882
00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:33,500
- Hmm.

1883
00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:36,750
- You got a sweet hat.

1884
00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:36,750
- Oh, yeah.

1885
00:40:36,792 --> 00:40:37,958
[dramatic music]

1886
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,792
- Hey, hey--

1887
00:40:39,792 --> 00:40:42,125
- What are you f---ing

1888
00:40:39,792 --> 00:40:42,125
telling her?

1889
00:40:42,167 --> 00:40:44,542
- Hold on.

1890
00:40:42,167 --> 00:40:44,542
- Yeah, I'm f---ing serious.

1891
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,625
[beeping]

1892
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,625
- There's an alarm going off.

1893
00:40:50,625 --> 00:40:53,375
[beeping continues]

1894
00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:54,625
- No, not at all.

1895
00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:56,958
- This is me

1896
00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:56,958
and crew drama.

1897
00:40:56,958 --> 00:41:00,750
Ah...

1898
00:40:56,958 --> 00:41:00,750
- Yeah. Peace out.

1899
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,375
- Sorry. What's up?

1900
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,375
- Don't f---ing talk to me.

1901
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:06,875
I know exactly what you do.

1902
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:06,875
You do it every f---ing time.

1903
00:41:06,917 --> 00:41:09,167
You f---ing cock block me.

1904
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:10,958
You f---ing throw me

1905
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:10,958
under the bus.

1906
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,458
You say, "Oh, Bobby's

1907
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,458
not worth it."

1908
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,667
You did it with Lauren

1909
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,667
when we were in New York,

1910
00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:17,458
and you're f---ing

1911
00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:17,458
doing it right now.

1912
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,500
- About what?

1913
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,500
- Don't play f---ing dumb.

1914
00:41:19,542 --> 00:41:21,417
You're not even gonna

1915
00:41:19,542 --> 00:41:21,417
remember it in the morning,

1916
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:23,500
because you're a f---ing

1917
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:23,500
alcoholic.

1918
00:41:23,542 --> 00:41:25,500
Get out of my

1919
00:41:23,542 --> 00:41:25,500
f---ing way.

1920
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,083
- I've got f---ing better

1921
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,083
things to talk about

1922
00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:32,000
than a little fricking

1923
00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:32,000
steroid-infused blow-up doll.

1924
00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:33,417
- What's going on?

1925
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,958
- What have I done to you?

1926
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,958
- All you do

1927
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,500
is f---ing throw me

1928
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,500
under the bus.

1929
00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:42,833
- Bobby, we weren't

1930
00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:42,833
talking about you.

1931
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,500
- I don't believe that

1932
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,500
for a heartbeat.

1933
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,000
You did this exactly

1934
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,000
in New York,

1935
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,500
and you know exactly what

1936
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,500
I'm talking about.

1937
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,833
- If you're being

1938
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,833
this aggressive to me--

1939
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:52,042
- Don't f---ing use

1940
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:52,042
that word aggressive.

1941
00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:54,667
I'm defusing the situation

1942
00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:54,667
and getting out of it.

1943
00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:56,667
- Tell me what I said--

1944
00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:56,667
- It doesn't matter,

1945
00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:58,042
because you'll forget it

1946
00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:58,042
in a minute.

1947
00:41:58,042 --> 00:42:00,042
- No, no, no, you--

1948
00:41:58,042 --> 00:42:00,042
- Step out of my room,

1949
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:01,708
go into your bed...

1950
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:01,708
- You tell me what I said bad

1951
00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:03,542
about you.

1952
00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:03,542
- Good night.

1953
00:42:03,583 --> 00:42:04,833
- I'll remember

1954
00:42:03,583 --> 00:42:04,833
this conversation, sweetheart.

1955
00:42:04,875 --> 00:42:06,833
Don't you worry.

1956
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:10,083
I will not forget it

1957
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:10,083
for a very, very long time.

1958
00:42:18,208 --> 00:42:20,458
- F---!

1959
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,875
- Next time on "Below Deck

1960
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,875
Mediterranean"...

1961
00:42:22,917 --> 00:42:25,208
- Primary charter member,

1962
00:42:22,917 --> 00:42:25,208
Mr Skin,

1963
00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:27,458
the founder of mrskin.com,

1964
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,042
and they would like

1965
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,042
to schedule

1966
00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:30,875
their Naked News photo shoot.

1967
00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:33,083
- I'm hanging out

1968
00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:33,083
on a boat in Croatia

1969
00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:35,250
with Mr. and Mrs. Skin.

1970
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,042
- There are unmentionable

1971
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,042
parts

1972
00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:39,083
staring right into

1973
00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:39,083
my eyeballs.

1974
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:40,833
- Oh, my God, oh, my God,

1975
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:40,833
oh, my God.

1976
00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:42,500
Oh, my gosh, I can't--

1977
00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:46,542
- If we hit the rocks,

1978
00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:46,542
we're totally screwed.

1979
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:49,083
- Guests have absolutely

1980
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:49,083
no idea what's happening.

1981
00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:50,875
- Come push the boat.

1982
00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:50,875
What are you waiting for?

1983
00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:53,167
- Push that massive,

1984
00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:53,167
huge boat

1985
00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:55,125
with this little boat?

1986
00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:55,125
Really?

1987
00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:00,750
- I'm not sure.

1988
00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:02,583
- So either she's lying

1989
00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:02,583
or you're lying.

1990
00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:04,542
- Can I go back to laundry?

1991
00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:04,542
I have a lot to do.

1992
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:05,750
- Thanks for your support,

1993
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:05,750
Lauren.

1994
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:06,750
Why don't you go f--- Ben?

1995
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,917
- [laughing]

1996
00:43:08,958 --> 00:43:10,750
- Oh, my God.

1997
00:43:10,792 --> 00:43:13,708
- For more information

1998
00:43:10,792 --> 00:43:13,708
on "Below Deck Mediterranean"

1999
00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:15,250
go to bravotv.com


