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Don't let annoying static cling keep
sparks from flying where they should.

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Try new static king enhanced with new
scientific friction reducers.

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It rules over cling.

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Use static king when you really don't
want your clothes to cling.

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Nice work if you can get it, and if you
get it, won't you tell me

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how?

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Oh,

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this static king is amazing.

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Now my hundreds won't stick to my
fifties.

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I didn't know they still made twenties.

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Let's get rid of that for you.

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And if you come across any of those old
tens, fives, or ones, I'm making a

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collage.

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Thank you.

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Oh, look, Marianne. Someone sent me
food.

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I love how your face lights up whenever
you get a delivery from the Meat of the

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Month Club.

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But the March Meat of the Month is ham.

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This is sausage.

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I bet this is a little thank you from
the people at Static King.

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My Bella Fiore, never will I forget our
evening of passion by the sea. How

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exactly did you get this job?

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I'll take that. Hold it right there,
Missy.

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Let me guess, you have to know who it's
from.

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No, I have to take the cheese.

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So, it's from Gianni.

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He's been writing me for a few weeks
now.

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Gianni from Italy, Gianni?

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Gianni, who crooned to you in his native
language, dropped seedless grapes onto

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your tongue and eased you into womanhood
on the shores of the Mediterranean,

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Gianni?

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No, Gianni, who I regret having ever
told you about because of how you've

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appropriated the memory, recast yourself
as me and turned something beautiful

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into something pathetic and bizarre,
Gianni.

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Are you going to want the biscotti?

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Oh, God, he's coming to America just to
see me.

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Oh, that's too much pressure.

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Zoe, this man sent you salami.

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I insist that you marry him.

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Maybe I should see him again.

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I've always wondered if there might be
more to us than just that one night. It

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was magical.

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Well, yes, he did make your virginity
disappear.

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On the other hand, I don't want to ruin
that memory.

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Mom, what would you do if the very first
guy you ever slept with wanted to see

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you again?

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Shave.

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Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I really don't
know what I would do. I mean, my first

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was 30 years ago, and it wasn't quite as
from here to eternity as yours.

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It was more, where's Waldo?

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Damn, why did my first sexual experience
have to be so great?

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This would be so much easier if it had
just been lousy like yours.

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Don't worry, honey, you're still young.
You have lots of lousy sex to look

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forward to.

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So, your first time wasn't that great?

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Well, it was his first time, too.

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Bobby Ray Weeks.

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The second time was better.

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And by the third, we're Nellie.

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How long did you date?

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Just the one night.

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happened to Bobby Ray.

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I moved to New York to become a model
and I never heard from him again.

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You know, I'd like to write him a
letter.

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His mother still lives in Memphis. She
could forward it to him. You think she'd

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remember you?

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She would if I signed it that little
Sheridan tramp.

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We have to daddy king when you really
don't want your clothes to cling.

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That's 16 earrings so far today.

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Can I leave now?

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I'm no longer surprised by the ending.

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This is wild.

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Everywhere you look, it's me, me, me!

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Hello, Ego Patrol. I'd like to report a
major spillage.

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This is not about ego. Every time this
thing runs... I make money, which means

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nothing to you, but to me, that's a new
deep fryer and two kegs of the good

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lard.

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Am I the only one who thinks it's
ridiculous that you're using sex to sell

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laundry supplies?

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Oh, please.

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People who have sex do way more laundry.

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Well, that explains why I didn't have
any clean shirts during the last year of

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our marriage.

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So have you heard from Billie Jean King
yet?

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Bobby Ray Weeks.

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Who's that?

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The first guy I ever did laundry with.

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And no, I hadn't heard a word from him,
and I sent that letter to him over a

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week ago. Maybe he doesn't remember you.

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Because you were so spectacular that she
blew out his long -term memory.

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Men are different. Their first time is
all about conquest.

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Half of them don't even remember the
girl's name. Darla Rubin. Shut up.

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Darla Rubin and Stacey Rembeck.

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They were best friends. They did
everything together.

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Hey, stop looking at us like that.

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He's lying.

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When men talk about sex, they lie.

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No, we don't. We lie to get sex.

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And then we sleep.

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Bobby Ray has to remember me. I was his
first. How can you be so sure? He said I

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was.

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Listen, I had to use two flashlights and
guide him like he was bringing in a

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plane.

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Men lie to get what they want. As
painful as that may be, he probably

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doesn't remember you.

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Hello?

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Bobby Ray?

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It's Bobby Ray.

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Hi.

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I'm so glad you called.

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You're in town.

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Tonight? Just a second.

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All I can say is... Can

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you

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believe Bobby Ray flew all the way from
Memphis just to see me?

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That means his first time must have been
pretty damn special.

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And I can't wait to ask him all about
it.

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You do, and this is the last time I'll
ever bring you to meet the first guy I

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had sex with.

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I hope I recognize him.

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It's been over 30 years.

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Okay, okay.

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Close your eyes, think back, and try to
visualize him.

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For instance, was he short or tall?

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I don't know. I don't have many memories
of him standing.

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These are on the house.

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Oh, really? Thanks.

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I know if I was seeing my first time
again, I would want to be good and

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Sybil?

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Sybil Sheridan?

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Bobby Ray?

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He's tall.

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Hi!

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Oh, look at you.

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Look at you.

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Looking at me.

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And look at these two people.

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Looking at me.

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This is my very best friend, Marianne
Thorpe. Hello.

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And this is the guy who serves food.

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Thank you for the lovely introduction,
lady who belches.

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Nice to meet you.

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Nice because we're meeting for the first
time, or nice because you always say

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that?

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Nice because you kept a chair warm for
him. Bye -bye.

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But you drove me here.

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Bye -bye.

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But bite me.

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You dog. This is a fun kind of
flashback, isn't it?

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Only this time we're in a BMW instead of
up on cement blocks in your brother's

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Bonneville.

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Whatever happened to you after that
summer? I heard you joined the army.

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Yeah. Spent three years getting yelled
at, liked it so much I got married.

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Then divorced.

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Married, divorced.

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You? Same, except for the army.

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Well, Ira yelled a lot.

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It is so good to see you again. I mean,
in person.

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I've seen just about all your movies.

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Oh, and you called me anyway.

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I'll never forget that one movie where
your head splatters against the side of

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barn.

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Everybody else was screaming and
covering their eyes, but I just sat

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thinking, I dated that head.

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Shut up. You'll make the rest of me
jealous.

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Oh, wow.

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7 -Eleven.

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I gotta stop.

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Why?

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Well, there's just, uh, something about
a 7 -Eleven.

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You're gonna bring me some Fritos like
on our first date. You remember?

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May I have the honor of buying you a bag
of corn chips?

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Run, you fool.

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Run like the wind.

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Marianne?

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I wanted to ask your advice about
something before Mom gets home from her

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Are you busy?

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Uh, well, yes, but I suppose it can
wait.

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me another letter and i need an
objective opinion is it sweet or is it

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smarmy because when it comes to men you
can sniff out smarm like a pig sniffs

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out truffles well i believe one must use
one's god -given talent actually

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it's a poem poetry the villainous verse
of the male

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sex dipping their quills into the black
ink of

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scrawling lie as to lie on the unspoiled
parchment of your heart only to burn it

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in the blistering fire of betrayal.

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But don't worry, I'll be completely
objective.

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Maybe I'll just figure it out on my own.

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Glad to be of help.

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Now, I'm so far behind.

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Could it be I was right? You weren't his
first, and he's a lying bastard who'd

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say anything to satisfy his nasty little
needs?

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Close.

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We have another date on Tuesday.

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Oh, and tonight they're running my
commercial during the news.

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Ka -ching!

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So, Sybil, I'm waiting.

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Were you Billie Jean's first?

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Bobby Ray.

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And we had such a wonderful time, I
forgot to even ask him.

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Wonderful time? So, were you his last?

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Of course not.

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He was a perfect gentleman. He took me
back to the restaurant, I drove myself

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here.

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But look, he gave me a bag of Fritos.

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And you just let him drive away?

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No, you don't understand. He gave me
Fritos on our first date.

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And I feel like it's fate that Bobby Ray
and I have come back together after all

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these years. I think there might be a
greater purpose.

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Yes, perhaps he needed an alibi.

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What? Isn't that Mr. Frito -Lay?

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Bobby Ray!

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The suspect was released from prison
just two days ago, serving time for

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robbery.

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Are

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you

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okay?

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never been on a date with a guy who
committed a felony.

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Now, how can I possibly enjoy these
Fritos knowing they're stolen property?

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So take them back.

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Marianne, please. I'm looking for
solutions.

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Oh, look.

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More flowers from Gianni.

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This is all Zoe's fault. If she hadn't
had such a perfect first time, none of

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this would have happened.

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Don't look at me. I told you to sell her
years ago.

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Nobody can go off to Italy and have a
perfect first time.

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But try doing that in Tennessee.

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I know what I've got to do. I've got to
confront Bobby Ray. Of course.

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He lied. And now he must pay.

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I love this part.

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I'm not mad at him because he lied to
me.

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I'm mad because he ruined my precious
memory.

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And now I'll never be able to think
about my first three times without

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feeling... Nasty.

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Dirty.

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Blind.

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I liked all that.

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Wow.

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I've done a lot of movies that take
place in prison, but it's weird to

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be in one.

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You know, without the lights and cameras
and with all my clothes on.

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Nikolai!

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It's my chemical weapons connection. No
wonder he hasn't been...

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I must talk to him.

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Now

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I

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know why you didn't invite me back to
your place.

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I'm sorry, Sybil. I'm so ashamed I can't
even look at you.

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Oh, but you can look at my breath.

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What do you want? I just spent the last
20 years in the joint.

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You had a chance last night, but you
chose to rob a mini -mart. I had a

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Really? You just slept with me?

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No, but you didn't know that.

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I'm so mad at you.

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You ruined the memory of my first time,
and even worse, you ruined Fredo's.

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I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you. It
was my first time, too, and you'll

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always be special to me.

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Oh, Bobby Ray, I really was your first.

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You blast me. You got five more minutes.

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Jablanski, this is Bobby Ray Weeks. No,
it isn't.

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Weeks was transferred to Vacaville.

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Then who's this?

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Ed Jablanski.

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Weeks and I were so mixed.

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You're not Bobby Ray?

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What is this?

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Freaky candid prison camera?

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Bobby Ray used to talk about you all the
time. I don't think any of us believed

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him until he got your letter. Oh.

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By the way, you really shouldn't send
your phone number to a prison.

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I didn't send it to a prison. I sent it
to his mother in Memphis.

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Well, just so you know, she blames you
for his life of crime.

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Oh, she's always been jealous of me,
just because I had teeth.

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Look, I know it was wrong to pretend to
be Bobby Ray, but I really wanted to

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meet you.

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I'm a fan.

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Your movies are very popular in here.

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I can't believe I thought you were Bobby
Ray.

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Well, it has been 30 years.

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Yeah, but I almost always remember the
people I have sex with.

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Listen, I really did have fun last
night.

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And if you had been my first time, I
never would have let you get away, no

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matter how many cars I would have had to
steal.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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And I thank God that never happened kind
of way.

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Okay, you blansky, let's go.

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Before you go.

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Was I the first woman you ever lied to
about who you were and then took on a

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date and robbed a store while she waited
in the car?

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No.

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Okay, the first blonde.

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The first grandmother.

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Let me get back to you on that.

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Okay, well, you have my number.

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story to everyone in here.

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Darling, he was telling me.

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Oh, yeah?

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What the hell was that?

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I don't know. It's from Star Wars.

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You are pretty.

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Mom, I'm sorry you had such a bad
experience with Bobby Ray. I wanted to

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you up. These are for you.

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Oh, I love yellow roses.

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Thank you, honey.

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Aw, now don't get all mushy on me.

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So, when is Gianni coming to visit?

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No, he's not.

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I decided I'd rather keep my night with
Gianni as a beautiful romantic memory

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than screw it up with reality.

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Zoe, don't let my experience with Bobby
Ray influence what you do with Gianni.

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Mom, your first love turned out to be an
armed robber.

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Yes.

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But that whole experience reminded me
what it's like to be optimistic about

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love. I don't want to ever lose that.
And I don't want you to lose it.

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You'll never know what's possible with
Gianni unless you take that risk.

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Thanks, Mom.

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I'll think about it.

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Hey, honey, does Johnny have a single
father?

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An uncle?

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An aunt with a mustache?

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We were all on the debate team.

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Now, here, look.

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There's Darla.

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There's Stacy.

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There's me.

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And look, they even signed it together.

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Dear Ira, it was wonderful having you in
homeroom. Love, Darla and Stacy.

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See?

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Having? This really is Bobby Ray, right?

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Bobby Ray Weeks?

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Okay, I have one more thing to ask you.

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Was that your first time?

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Really? How about first blonde?

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First one in a Pontiac?

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First one that day?