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So tell me, Ed, before we move on to the
next segment, there's something I

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really want to ask you.

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When did you first realize you were
attracted to the cactus?

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In the plant store.

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I had just broken up with a rose bush
and I was feeling vulnerable.

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The cactus was so kind and understanding
and such a good listener.

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I really needed that.

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You promised me that letting the meat
play dough would have no side effects.

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No, I didn't. You just made that up
because you wanted an excuse not to

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What are y 'all doing?

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Oh, it's a cable public access show. We
turn down the volume and make up the

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dialogue. We find it's better than being
productive members of society.

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Okay, it's my turn.

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It's not my fault he's not funny.

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Oh, I have one. I have one.

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Is that pollen I see on your jacket?

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Have you been fooling around with
another cactus?

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How dare you come into my garden with
that hoe?

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Oh, look. They're going to another
segment.

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Sybil, isn't that that crazy fan of
yours, Minnie? Turn it up. Turn it up.

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Today's horror film update.

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This week brings the long -awaited video
release of Hack Me Nimble, with its

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incredibly high body count and 3D
projectile bleeding.

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It makes a great stocking stuffer.

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Do you think she's still angry at you?

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And before I forget, I am still so mad
at Sybil Sheridan.

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And you?

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star of such classics as Oliver the
Twisted and A Star is Gored.

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I was outraged to hear Ms. Sheridan
refer to the noble horror genre as crap.

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As if those films were muddy footprints
across the snowy white carpet of her

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career. So I urge you, boycott her
movies.

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Don't rent her videos.

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Don't even say the name...

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Oh, darling, your career can't possibly
be ruined as long as nobody can remember

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who you are.

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When she comes out of it, she'll realize
she's depressed, which means...

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Glorious. That's anxiety. This is
depression.

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Think, think. Depression, um,
depression, uh, bug cake.

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Good girl.

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Okay, now after about ten of those,
she's going to want to soak in a hot

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I'll get the bath salts and the coconut
milk.

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Oh, good for you, Mom.

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You read that book on natural remedies I
gave you. Hey, did you know that the

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Hawaiians use the coconut milk? Darling,
darling, it's for the daiquiris.

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I dared to dream.

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and took the wall with it.

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Bundt cake?

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Zoe, what good is that going to do?

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I need hoes!

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Well, Miss Sheridan, I checked the
ceiling, the wall, foundation.

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Don't tell me.

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It's going to be way more than I can
afford, and my whole life is going to be

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disrupted by your hammering, sanding,
and sawing, and drilling, and

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Flexing.

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When can you start?

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I'll work up an estimate and get it
right over.

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Oh, by the way, I see you have an
apartment up above the garage.

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How attached are you to that?

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Well, my best friend's son was living
there.

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I see.

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How attached are you to him?

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So, we're talking major structural work?

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Don't fret too much.

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It's not in danger of falling down, but
you've got to be philosophical about

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these things.

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I had a pal in the Navy who got his leg
bit clean off by a shark.

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So you see, Les, this isn't so bad.

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Great.

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I feel better now.

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Thank me very much.

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I mean, thank you very much.

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I'll try to get back to you tomorrow.

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Wait a minute.

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I'm an out -of -work actress.

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Well, looks like I'll be knocking off a
liquor store.

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I have lived for Sybil Sheridan. Now she
comes out and says she doesn't like the

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films she's been doing. So, I just want
to say I was wrong about Sybil Sheridan.

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I was being petty and vindictive.

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And she'll be flapped with a ham.

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Angry?

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So she created a fan club for me. So she
said when she met me at the high point

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of her life and I dumped on everything
she believed in.

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Marianne, rephrase that so it still
seems like I'm the victim.

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Well, now that Justin can no longer live
over your garage, maybe he should move

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back in with me.

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He is my son and I think we can work
things out this time.

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In fact, I'm looking forward to it.

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I moved him into Rachel's old room.

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Bless you.

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Sybil, are you sure you want to admit to
being an actress in this loan

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application? I mean, why don't you just
write down gambler or crack addict?

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Because, Ira, that didn't help me get a
Bloomingdale's card.

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Oh, is that the contractor with the arms
that could crush or cradle you

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depending on his mood?

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Yep.

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Dr. Yummy.

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Be right there.

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Well, since I choose not to participate
in the upcoming drool fest, I will

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repair to the living room and hold on to
whatever respect I have for both of

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you.

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Talking to us like we're boy -crazed
teenagers.

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Let him in immediately.

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He must be spanked.

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Marianne, this is just business.

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Try and keep it in your pants.

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Sheridan, wrote over that estimate.

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Brian St. James, this is my friend,
Marianne Thorpe. Very nice to meet you,

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Lott. Oh, I love your accent.

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Say something else in it.

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You know, a simple everyday phrase like,
may I towel you off.

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Marianne, quit sniffing around my
contractor.

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Sybil, I think you made a mistake here.
Under annual income, you wrote $600

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,000. Ira, it's not a mistake, it's a
lie.

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Ira Woodbine, this is Ryan St.

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James. Hi. Nice to meet you.

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Sybil, can I talk to you for a minute?

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Darling, could you just go out there for
a second?

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No problem.

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And just hang your shirt on anything.

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I know you don't like to borrow money.

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Marianne, that's a very sweet offer, but
borrowing or lending, you know, it can

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really hurt a friendship.

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Then just consider it a gift. No.

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Besides, today I have one more bank
appointment, and if that doesn't work

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can always sell Zoe's hair.

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I know. Why don't you borrow the money
from Zoe?

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She lives here. Just think of it as
rent.

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Zoe doesn't have any money.

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She will if I give her some.

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Aww.

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You are the two best friends in the
entire world.

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Now shut up.

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Well, we tried.

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And I thought my Zoe idea was pretty
good.

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Oh, it was just adorable.

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Adorable? That's oddly condescending.

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Well, Ira, think.

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If she were going to take money from
anybody, it would be from me, not you.

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Why not? I can afford it. I'm not saying
that. It's just that... What?

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You're the only one who's allowed to
help her out?

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Excuse me?

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Oh, come on. You've always acted like
she's your property.

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I have not. Oh, please, look at you.
You're truly offended that I presumed to

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try to help her out.

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Shouldn't you be going?

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Isn't there someone else you can
irritate for no apparent reason?

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Are you actually trying to throw me out
of Sybil's house?

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Hey, hey, hey, what the hell's going on
here? I'm trying to go over the estimate

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with my contractor, and he can barely
hear me whining.

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It's nothing. Ira's got his antlers out
and he's trying to butt me off the hill.

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I'll call you later and tell you all
about it. See, that's exactly what I'm

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talking about.

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I hated that when we were married and I
hate it now.

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What? The little sidebar conversations.

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Whenever you and I had an argument, it
wasn't just between the two of us. You

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had to run it by her.

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Ira, she's my friend.

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No, Sybil, I don't think Ira's talking
about you. I think Ira is trying to

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accuse me of something and I'd like to
know exactly what it is. You really want

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to know? Okay, here goes.

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One of the biggest reasons Sybil and I
broke up was you.

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Oh, that's enough. No, I've held this in
long enough.

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You were always around, always coaching
from the sidelines until one day I

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didn't have a marriage anymore.

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Ira, that's ridiculous.

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I just needed someone to talk to. I
never listened to anything she said.

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I'll explain that later.

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Let's not fool ourselves, okay?

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We all knew what the deal was.

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There were three of us in our marriage.

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And I was the odd man out.

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Where did that come from?

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I haven't seen him that angry since I
divorced him for being so angry.

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He attacked me for nothing.

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I'm sorry. I know he's a big part of
your life, but after what he just said,

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don't think he needs to be a big part of
mine.

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Why should you give me a loan?

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Let me ask you something.

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What is money for?

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Is it not there to create opportunities
for ordinary people, like me?

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What does it matter what I do for a
living?

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I understand.

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Thank you.

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Good afternoon, Miss Sheridan.

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Minnie?

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Oh, no.

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Please tell me you followed me here.

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Please tell me you're just some psycho
out to ruin my life. Just please don't

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tell me. Yes?

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I am your loan officer.

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Is it warm in here, or am I actually in
hell?

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Ms. Sheridan, I am a professional.

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I do not allow my personal opinions to
influence my business decisions.

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So let's look at this situation
objectively.

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You just called me a psycho, and now you
want money.

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Can I have a do -over?

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I think not.

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There you go.

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Approved?

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What the deal?

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Deal?

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There's no deal.

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Per se.

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I knew it.

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Think of it as an opportunity to be a
special guest on my cable access show.

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No.

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Come on!

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I have literally...

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Dozens of viewers.

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Boy, they would be very interested in
hearing you discuss your past horror

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and how proud you are to have been in
them.

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Come on, maybe have a blooper reel.

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That could take us to Juckletown.

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Look, Minnie, I know those films are
your passion.

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But I'm sorry.

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They're crap.

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And the roles I played in them are crap.

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There's a reason I kept getting
dismembered. I deserve it. Stop saying

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They're not crap. It's not crap.

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Look, when you got chopped up, you had
humanity.

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And you had your arms ripped off.

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We all bled a little.

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Damn it!

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Every voice in my head is telling me to
hate you, and I can't.

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Minnie, that's the nicest thing anyone's
ever said about my career.

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Then you'll do my show?

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No. Well, at least take the lawn.

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Okay.

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Give me a moment.

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I have not been this moved since you
were plowed under by that lawnmower in

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Mulching Miss Daisy.

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Really? You know, when I filmed that
scene, I asked myself, how would Hepburn

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this?

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Wait a minute. That doesn't go in the
trash pile.

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Sybil, it's just a box of wire hangers.

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You threw out the cool whip containers.
Why can't you let go of these?

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Because I'm having a garage sale.
Somebody will buy those.

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They have a thousand uses.

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Like when you're locked out of your car,
or you want to roast marshmallows, or

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you can twist them into shapes like, you
know, Florida.

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Sybil, I know you've been collecting
these for years. I didn't collect them.

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I bought them at a garage sale.

243
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So, how did you finally get your bank
loan?

244
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:36,020
Did you tell them you were a real estate
mogul, an astronaut, a diamond

245
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,620
importer? Oh, come on. You know me
better than that.

246
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,560
A senator?

247
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,120
That's the one.

248
00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:45,600
Actually, I owe it all to Minnie.

249
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,880
I mean, she really went to bat with her
bank manager for me.

250
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:53,120
She might be weird, but she turned out
to be kind of nice.

251
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:59,240
Sybil, before I forget, thank you.

252
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,680
For what?

253
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:04,420
Well, I thought that after this
morning's little explosion, you would

254
00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:09,040
some sly way to throw Ira and me
together, but knowing how I felt, you

255
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,760
my wishes, so thank you.

256
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,100
You're welcome.

257
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,420
Look at me.

258
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,760
I am looking at you. No, you're not.
You're looking at my chin.

259
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,520
I'm not. R2. I'm not. R2. I'm not.

260
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,780
I was wondering why you had me park
around the corner. A neighborhood parade

261
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:31,780
might pass.

262
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,940
Oh, man.

263
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,720
A parade.

264
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,660
On a Thursday.

265
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:45,760
In a cul -de -sac.

266
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,780
Think, Ira, think.

267
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:50,180
Come on.

268
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,060
You two are supposed to be my best
friends, so if you are, you will talk

269
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,060
out.

270
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:56,340
Fine.

271
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,800
You had your say, now I'll have mine.

272
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:06,079
You are so afraid to face your own
failures that you dare to blame me.

273
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,900
That makes you a coward, Ira, and I
don't waste my time on cowards.

274
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:14,960
Wasn't that sweet?

275
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,760
Now, Ira, it's your turn. Go after her.

276
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,280
Sybil, can you honestly say your
friendship with Mary Ann never had

277
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,480
do with the breakup of our marriage?

278
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,540
You're looking at my chin.

279
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:29,920
Damn, I gotta work on that.

280
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:32,780
Okay, Ira.

281
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,660
You were odd man out sometimes.

282
00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:40,020
But any man I have a relationship with
is gonna be odd man out sometimes.

283
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:42,920
just the way it is with Marianne and me.
You were threatened by that, and that

284
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,140
was part of our problem. I know the
rest. I was controlling and angry and

285
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,180
judgmental and suffocating. Is that
about right?

286
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,620
Yeah.

287
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:54,380
Now, I know I was wrong sometimes, but
we're not gonna discuss that because

288
00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:55,380
my house and I don't wanna.

289
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:59,170
But the point is, It's not Marianne.
It's us.

290
00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:05,630
All I want is to see my two best friends
talking while I'm eating a ho -ho.

291
00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:08,630
Excuse me.

292
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:10,590
Oh, hey, Iris.

293
00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:14,090
She came to bury the hatchet. Go ahead,
Marianne. I'll leave you two alone.

294
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:16,910
I did not come to bury anything. I'm
hiding.

295
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:18,470
From what?

296
00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:20,690
Hey, gang.

297
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:24,090
Still boy brought those loan papers for
you to sign?

298
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,570
Oh, look at the size of that hole.

299
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,710
You don't have to patch this up.

300
00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:34,670
You can just fill it up with one of
those humongous fish tanks like I have

301
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:35,670
garage.

302
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:38,190
Oh, cool.

303
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,850
Wire coat hangers.

304
00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:43,210
There are millions of things you can do
with these.

305
00:18:46,550 --> 00:18:49,770
Minnie, my friends and I have to have a
little chat.

306
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,850
Maybe we could come to your office and
sign the papers tomorrow.

307
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,440
Attention, radar.

308
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,560
Your loan officer is beeping.

309
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:05,920
Hey!

310
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,260
That's an outside noise, don't you
think?

311
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,840
You know, I don't know what the problem
is.

312
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:17,880
But I do know that this lady here, she
needs her friends.

313
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,180
And that's us.

314
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,200
We're all she's got.

315
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:24,840
We're all we've got.

316
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,840
Friends forever.

317
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,380
By the way, I'm Minnie.

318
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,440
Come on, you guys.

319
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,120
Hold hands.

320
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:35,620
Hold hands.

321
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,300
Hands.

322
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:40,580
Energy chain.

323
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,060
Marianne, want to get a cup of coffee?

324
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,060
Yeah, good.

325
00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:55,530
A nice Colombian blend.

326
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,170
In Columbia.

327
00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:58,810
Bye.

328
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:05,570
Minnie, you may not know it, but you
just did real good.

329
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:08,270
You mean the aquarium idea? Yeah.

330
00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:12,290
I used to think I should be a decorator,
but all the really good design schools

331
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:15,930
are in New York, and I'd have to move
and leave the bank.

332
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,170
Now there's us.

333
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,590
So, there's nothing else.

334
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:24,380
Oh, that just takes me to chuckle town.

335
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,620
Godzilla!

336
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,040
Godzilla is coming!

337
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,320
Godzilla? No!

338
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,180
There are women and children in the
village!

339
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,820
Ah -ee!

340
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,260
Maybe he will step on us!

341
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:44,619
Ah -ee!

342
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:45,620
Ah -ee!

343
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,840
Excuse me.

344
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,320
Can I use the telephone to call the
lumberyard?

345
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,439
Oh, sure.

346
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,440
Corvus is right there.

347
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,580
And you can take it in the living room
for privacy.

348
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:56,860
Thanks.

349
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:03,819
Oh,

350
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:12,180
yeah.

351
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,280
It could have been finished two weeks
ago.

352
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:17,040
I couldn't bear it to be away from
Sybil.

353
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:24,450
glistens in the morning sunshine makes
me wild.

354
00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:34,770
Aye, but her friend, if she would

355
00:21:34,770 --> 00:21:40,510
just glance in my direction, I would
forget the blonde and lose myself in her

356
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:41,510
eyes.

357
00:21:44,410 --> 00:21:45,650
What am I saying?

358
00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:48,170
I could never give up the blonde.

359
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:50,790
Me world would crash.

360
00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:51,990
Rumble.

