1 00:00:00,948 --> 00:00:03,344 _ 2 00:00:03,345 --> 00:00:04,545 _ 3 00:00:04,551 --> 00:00:06,486 Speak fucking English! 4 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:07,920 - What's on his face? - Oh, my God! 5 00:00:07,955 --> 00:00:09,455 Oh, my God, oh, my God! 6 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:11,524 He got into my coke. 7 00:00:11,558 --> 00:00:12,759 Gallagher. 8 00:00:12,793 --> 00:00:14,327 - How is he? - He's alive. 9 00:00:14,361 --> 00:00:15,628 Could have permanent brain damage. 10 00:00:15,662 --> 00:00:16,929 Please tell me that I love him, okay? 11 00:00:16,964 --> 00:00:18,331 And I'm so, so sorry. 12 00:00:18,365 --> 00:00:19,766 It wasn't Fiona's fault. 13 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,202 Nobody saw Liam. You know that, right? 14 00:00:23,237 --> 00:00:25,772 Liam is in the hospital. 15 00:00:25,806 --> 00:00:28,007 - And he almost died. - Where were you last night? 16 00:00:28,041 --> 00:00:30,443 - Matt's. - Who's Matt? 17 00:00:30,477 --> 00:00:31,944 Oh, you're Matt? "The" Matt? 18 00:00:31,979 --> 00:00:33,045 How fucking old are you? 19 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,647 We got to find Frank 20 00:00:34,681 --> 00:00:35,815 or they're gonna put Liam into foster care. 21 00:00:35,849 --> 00:00:37,617 Shit. 22 00:00:37,651 --> 00:00:40,219 - Frank! - We almost lost you. 23 00:00:40,254 --> 00:00:42,288 Nope. Not ready to punch my ticket yet. 24 00:00:42,322 --> 00:00:43,823 Gallagher... 25 00:00:43,857 --> 00:00:46,025 you made bail. 26 00:00:46,059 --> 00:00:47,527 We're just looking for our brother, 27 00:00:47,561 --> 00:00:49,495 - Ian Gallagher. - He's at work. 28 00:00:49,530 --> 00:00:51,030 The White Swallow, in Boystown. 29 00:00:51,064 --> 00:00:53,399 Some army MPs came by looking for you. 30 00:00:53,434 --> 00:00:55,668 They want to arrest you for going AWOL. 31 00:00:55,702 --> 00:00:57,236 That's hilarious. 32 00:00:57,271 --> 00:00:58,871 Mwah. 33 00:00:58,906 --> 00:01:02,675 Liam. 34 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:04,744 - Look at you. - Hey, buddy! 35 00:01:05,081 --> 00:01:07,024 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 36 00:01:11,891 --> 00:01:15,327 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 37 00:01:15,361 --> 00:01:18,297 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 38 00:01:18,331 --> 00:01:21,600 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 39 00:01:21,634 --> 00:01:25,804 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 40 00:01:25,838 --> 00:01:29,174 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 41 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:32,644 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 42 00:01:32,679 --> 00:01:34,846 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 43 00:01:34,881 --> 00:01:39,484 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 44 00:01:46,426 --> 00:01:49,561 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 45 00:01:49,596 --> 00:01:52,798 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 46 00:01:52,832 --> 00:01:56,068 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 47 00:01:56,102 --> 00:02:00,305 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 48 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:03,675 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 49 00:02:03,710 --> 00:02:07,379 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 50 00:02:07,413 --> 00:02:09,348 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 51 00:02:09,382 --> 00:02:13,051 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 52 00:02:42,382 --> 00:02:43,915 Can you do this? 53 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:45,450 Fiona coming down for breakfast? 54 00:02:45,485 --> 00:02:46,785 She's not up yet. 55 00:02:46,819 --> 00:02:50,188 Here's your Tang, Liam. 56 00:02:50,223 --> 00:02:52,024 Here you go, baby. Here. 57 00:02:52,058 --> 00:02:53,258 Make sure he drinks the whole thing. 58 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:54,960 - He needs his electrolytes. - Okay. 59 00:02:54,994 --> 00:02:55,961 That's right, and from now on, 60 00:02:55,995 --> 00:02:57,262 nothing goes in your mouth 61 00:02:57,296 --> 00:02:58,463 unless we give it to you, buddy. 62 00:02:58,498 --> 00:03:01,633 - Okay. - What's that smell? 63 00:03:01,668 --> 00:03:04,202 Oh, guess. Frank, stop smoking weed! 64 00:03:04,237 --> 00:03:07,072 Ugh! Carl, get Liam away from the stairs. 65 00:03:07,106 --> 00:03:08,640 Look, I'll take Liam to school today. 66 00:03:08,675 --> 00:03:10,242 I'll grab us some dinner while I'm there. 67 00:03:10,276 --> 00:03:12,210 What about co-co van? Sheila made it once. 68 00:03:12,245 --> 00:03:13,945 Yeah, well, I hope you remember what it tasted like. 69 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:15,380 It's probably the last time you're gonna have it 70 00:03:15,415 --> 00:03:17,082 - in your life. - We could order a pizza. 71 00:03:17,116 --> 00:03:18,617 Fiona used to let us do that when she's working late. 72 00:03:18,651 --> 00:03:20,052 No, it's too expensive. All right? 73 00:03:20,086 --> 00:03:21,386 We're back to generics from food 4 less 74 00:03:21,421 --> 00:03:22,421 and dumpster diving. 75 00:03:22,455 --> 00:03:23,789 I could buy a few groceries. 76 00:03:23,823 --> 00:03:25,223 Yeah, that'd be nice 77 00:03:25,258 --> 00:03:27,059 since we have two extra mouths to feed. 78 00:03:27,093 --> 00:03:29,461 Now why don't you just tell Frank to lay off the weed? 79 00:03:29,495 --> 00:03:32,097 He's very sick. Worse than ever. 80 00:03:32,131 --> 00:03:33,498 Yeah, well, we're very out on our asses 81 00:03:33,533 --> 00:03:35,300 if the social worker makes a surprise visit 82 00:03:35,334 --> 00:03:36,768 and the place smells like Snoop Dogg. 83 00:03:36,803 --> 00:03:38,236 Yeah, the only reason we're letting you 84 00:03:38,271 --> 00:03:39,838 stay here is to take care of Frank. 85 00:03:39,872 --> 00:03:41,740 I don't think you guys understand. 86 00:03:41,774 --> 00:03:43,508 - Oh, understand? - We've lived with 87 00:03:43,543 --> 00:03:45,510 that narcissistic asshole our whole lives. 88 00:03:45,545 --> 00:03:47,446 Now you're trying to play big sis? 89 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,780 You're lucky we don't bounce you to the curb. 90 00:03:48,815 --> 00:03:51,249 - Yeah. - So if we say no more weed... 91 00:03:51,284 --> 00:03:53,218 We mean no more weed. 92 00:03:53,252 --> 00:03:55,187 - Okay. Fine. - Good. 93 00:03:55,221 --> 00:03:56,655 Now listen, everybody, remember 94 00:03:56,689 --> 00:03:58,356 that when the social worker does show up... 95 00:03:58,391 --> 00:04:00,992 And this includes you too, Chuckie, so listen up. 96 00:04:01,027 --> 00:04:02,761 You text me immediately. Okay? 97 00:04:02,795 --> 00:04:04,296 - I'll hop on the El. - What about Fiona? 98 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:05,664 I've got her covered, all right? 99 00:04:05,698 --> 00:04:06,865 I just need you to stall the social worker 100 00:04:06,899 --> 00:04:07,966 till I can get back. 101 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,768 - Are we understood? - Yeah. 102 00:04:09,802 --> 00:04:11,336 - Yes? - Yes. 103 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:13,939 Oh, that's my ride. 104 00:04:13,973 --> 00:04:15,474 Got to stop by Sheila's to water her plants 105 00:04:15,508 --> 00:04:17,042 - while she's out of town. - Deb. 106 00:04:17,076 --> 00:04:18,310 And I won't be home for dinner. 107 00:04:18,344 --> 00:04:19,478 Why? Where you going? 108 00:04:19,512 --> 00:04:23,014 Friends. 109 00:04:23,049 --> 00:04:26,618 Hey, Sammi. Listen. 110 00:04:26,652 --> 00:04:28,453 We've been dumped into foster care 111 00:04:28,488 --> 00:04:31,389 way too many times because of that prick upstairs. 112 00:04:31,424 --> 00:04:33,024 There's no way I'm letting it happen again. 113 00:04:33,059 --> 00:04:35,894 Here you go. 114 00:04:39,665 --> 00:04:41,166 Hi. 115 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,801 Morning. 116 00:04:42,835 --> 00:04:44,169 Morning. 117 00:04:44,203 --> 00:04:46,004 Hey, can I get a ride? 118 00:04:46,038 --> 00:04:48,974 Your ride's... over there. 119 00:04:59,886 --> 00:05:03,355 - Mm-mm. - Mm-hmm. 120 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:06,391 - Mm-mm. Stop it. - Aw, come on, V. 121 00:05:06,425 --> 00:05:10,262 No. I'm too bloated and constipated. 122 00:05:10,296 --> 00:05:13,431 - I'll fuck it loose for you. - Ew! 123 00:05:13,466 --> 00:05:15,567 I don't mean in the butt. 124 00:05:15,601 --> 00:05:17,536 Morning sex keeps you regular. 125 00:05:17,570 --> 00:05:18,737 No, I'm not in the mood. 126 00:05:18,771 --> 00:05:20,338 You're never in the mood. 127 00:05:20,373 --> 00:05:22,374 That's because Huey, Dewey, and Louie 128 00:05:22,408 --> 00:05:24,609 are taking up all the room down there. 129 00:05:24,644 --> 00:05:25,944 Are we ever gonna have sex again 130 00:05:25,978 --> 00:05:28,446 - before they come out? - Probably not. 131 00:05:28,481 --> 00:05:31,783 Don't know how women say they get horny when they pregnant. 132 00:05:31,818 --> 00:05:33,084 All right, well, jack me off then. 133 00:05:33,119 --> 00:05:35,187 - Jack yourself off. - Fine. 134 00:05:35,221 --> 00:05:36,621 But let me get something to look at. 135 00:05:36,656 --> 00:05:38,557 - Peek at a titty. - Mm-mm. 136 00:05:38,591 --> 00:05:40,425 Everything is hairy and gross. 137 00:05:40,459 --> 00:05:42,627 Since when? You're never hairy. 138 00:05:42,662 --> 00:05:45,197 Leave me alone. From hormones. 139 00:05:45,231 --> 00:05:46,765 I got hair growing everywhere 140 00:05:46,799 --> 00:05:48,934 and mucous coming out of me for days. 141 00:05:48,968 --> 00:05:50,435 All right, fine. 142 00:05:50,469 --> 00:05:51,803 I'm gonna go jack myself off in the bathroom. 143 00:05:51,838 --> 00:05:53,038 But I don't think it's gonna work 144 00:05:53,072 --> 00:05:58,009 thinking about all of your mucous. 145 00:06:01,013 --> 00:06:02,647 I'm gonna need to borrow your truck today. 146 00:06:02,682 --> 00:06:04,549 What for? 147 00:06:04,584 --> 00:06:06,751 I've got to take Fiona to the courthouse for her prelim 148 00:06:06,786 --> 00:06:08,386 and then I have a Dr. Ma appointment. 149 00:06:08,421 --> 00:06:11,389 Oh, shit. No. Dr. Ma? 150 00:06:11,424 --> 00:06:12,624 I gotta go with you. 151 00:06:12,658 --> 00:06:14,759 I can't miss an ultrasound. 152 00:06:14,794 --> 00:06:16,895 I love watching those dudes grow, 153 00:06:16,929 --> 00:06:18,496 but I gotta work tonight. 154 00:06:18,531 --> 00:06:20,899 Yeah, well, you'll go next week. 155 00:06:20,933 --> 00:06:22,133 All right. 156 00:06:22,168 --> 00:06:25,837 Bring me those pictures, okay? 157 00:06:25,872 --> 00:06:27,305 You finished already? 158 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:32,244 Mm. Know thyself. 159 00:06:32,278 --> 00:06:33,345 ♪ yeah ♪ 160 00:06:33,379 --> 00:06:36,982 ♪ get down, you gotta lead ♪ 161 00:06:37,016 --> 00:06:40,018 ♪ don't you know it's a vital need ♪ 162 00:06:40,053 --> 00:06:43,989 ♪ well, get down, you gotta try ♪ 163 00:06:44,023 --> 00:06:45,324 Hey, what the fuck? 164 00:06:45,358 --> 00:06:47,025 Can I take a shit in private, please? 165 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:48,293 Douche bag, go find your boyfriend. 166 00:06:48,328 --> 00:06:49,628 Get the fuck out! Close the door. 167 00:06:49,662 --> 00:06:50,729 I looked for him all day yesterday 168 00:06:50,763 --> 00:06:52,164 and he's not answering my texts. 169 00:06:52,198 --> 00:06:53,231 What the fuck are you talking about? 170 00:06:53,266 --> 00:06:55,067 Don't play dumb with me. 171 00:06:55,101 --> 00:06:56,635 Ian! 172 00:06:56,669 --> 00:06:58,470 You know, you're the reason that he left. 173 00:06:58,504 --> 00:07:00,372 So go find him. 174 00:07:00,406 --> 00:07:01,406 I gotta go to work. 175 00:07:01,441 --> 00:07:02,641 Not my fucking problem. 176 00:07:02,675 --> 00:07:04,142 You know what? 177 00:07:04,177 --> 00:07:05,711 Nothing's ever your problem. 178 00:07:05,745 --> 00:07:10,315 For once, you know, make something your problem. 179 00:07:10,350 --> 00:07:14,086 The fuck does a squirrel have to do with waffles anyway? 180 00:07:15,555 --> 00:07:17,923 Ah, fuck. Mandy! 181 00:07:54,827 --> 00:07:56,828 Ugh. 182 00:08:02,168 --> 00:08:06,772 Hey, buddy, so we need your hat and diapers. 183 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:14,179 Hey. 184 00:08:14,213 --> 00:08:17,349 Hey. 185 00:08:17,383 --> 00:08:18,750 Hi, peanut. 186 00:08:18,784 --> 00:08:22,087 Hey. 187 00:08:22,121 --> 00:08:23,254 It's okay. 188 00:08:23,289 --> 00:08:24,356 Come here. Come here, peanut. 189 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:25,991 Come here. 190 00:08:26,025 --> 00:08:28,393 How are you? Huh? 191 00:08:28,427 --> 00:08:30,295 How you feeling? 192 00:08:30,329 --> 00:08:32,530 Are you okay? 193 00:08:32,565 --> 00:08:36,401 Yeah? 194 00:08:36,435 --> 00:08:38,603 I'm so sorry. 195 00:08:38,637 --> 00:08:41,106 I would never do anything to hurt you. 196 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:43,608 I would never do anything to hurt this face. 197 00:08:43,642 --> 00:08:44,876 - This face. - Hey, Liam. 198 00:08:44,910 --> 00:08:46,778 Come on. We're gonna be late. 199 00:08:46,812 --> 00:08:48,446 - Come here, bud. - Where you going? 200 00:08:48,481 --> 00:08:49,547 School. 201 00:08:49,582 --> 00:08:51,750 - With Liam? - Yeah. 202 00:08:51,784 --> 00:08:53,818 Well, I was gonna go meet with my lawyer, 203 00:08:53,853 --> 00:08:55,920 but I was gonna take Liam with me. 204 00:08:55,955 --> 00:08:58,289 No, thanks. Come on. 205 00:08:58,324 --> 00:08:59,491 - Lip... - There you are. 206 00:08:59,525 --> 00:09:01,059 It was an accident. 207 00:09:01,093 --> 00:09:02,761 We're gonna put your coat on downstairs. 208 00:09:02,795 --> 00:09:07,432 Is that okay? Yeah? Yeah? 209 00:09:09,602 --> 00:09:12,604 Sort your shit out. 210 00:09:20,546 --> 00:09:22,680 That Gallagher kid's sister 211 00:09:22,715 --> 00:09:25,116 gave his baby brother cocaine. 212 00:09:25,151 --> 00:09:27,852 Dude, I bet he's retarded now from it, huh? 213 00:09:27,887 --> 00:09:30,422 Totally. 214 00:09:30,456 --> 00:09:32,657 Cocaine baby brother. 215 00:09:32,691 --> 00:09:35,326 - C-c-c-cocaine baby brother. - Cocaine baby brother. 216 00:09:35,361 --> 00:09:39,597 Retarded little Gallagher. Cocaine baby brother. 217 00:09:39,632 --> 00:09:42,700 Cocaine baby brother. 218 00:09:47,506 --> 00:09:49,541 Oh, come on. 219 00:09:49,575 --> 00:09:51,509 Are you fucking kidding me? 220 00:09:51,544 --> 00:09:53,344 When's this thing gonna be done? 221 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:54,979 Yeah, sure, it's not your business 222 00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:56,648 you're camped out in front of. 223 00:09:56,682 --> 00:09:58,817 Unbelievable, someone pays you 224 00:09:58,851 --> 00:10:00,218 for hole standing. 225 00:10:00,252 --> 00:10:03,621 How do I get a job like that? Seriously? 226 00:10:03,656 --> 00:10:05,123 This is what you're doing? 227 00:10:05,157 --> 00:10:08,326 You're just staring at that one guy working? 228 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,561 Hey, buddy. 229 00:10:09,628 --> 00:10:11,029 When you're done with work, 230 00:10:11,063 --> 00:10:12,297 come on in for a beer. 231 00:10:12,331 --> 00:10:14,199 But just you, not them! 232 00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:16,568 Enjoy your coffee. 233 00:10:16,602 --> 00:10:20,371 Fucking hole standers. 234 00:10:30,749 --> 00:10:32,317 Where's the keg? 235 00:10:32,351 --> 00:10:33,918 A little early to be drinking, isn't it? 236 00:10:33,953 --> 00:10:36,221 Shit. 237 00:10:36,255 --> 00:10:37,722 Where's the keg? 238 00:10:37,756 --> 00:10:39,657 What kind of keg you looking for? 239 00:10:39,692 --> 00:10:42,227 We got old style, Schlitz, Michelob-- 240 00:10:42,261 --> 00:10:44,596 Not a keg of beer, asshole! The keg with the money in it! 241 00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:46,931 No idea what you're talking about. 242 00:10:51,904 --> 00:10:53,972 Son of a fucking bitch! 243 00:10:54,006 --> 00:10:55,940 That's my money, bitches! 244 00:10:55,975 --> 00:10:57,175 That's my money! 245 00:10:57,209 --> 00:10:59,077 Bitches, that's my fucking money! 246 00:10:59,111 --> 00:11:01,946 Even now you're just gonna stand there and do nothing? 247 00:11:03,249 --> 00:11:04,782 Those fucking kids robbed me! 248 00:11:04,817 --> 00:11:07,552 Could you at least help me get this duct tape off? 249 00:11:08,754 --> 00:11:09,854 Fuck! 250 00:11:09,889 --> 00:11:11,422 Fuck! Fuck! 251 00:11:11,457 --> 00:11:13,491 Fuck! 252 00:11:14,627 --> 00:11:15,860 Dorm. 253 00:11:15,895 --> 00:11:17,795 Yeah, and what's in a dorm? 254 00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:18,930 Hipsters. 255 00:11:18,964 --> 00:11:20,565 Hipsters. Very good. 256 00:11:20,599 --> 00:11:22,400 Very good. All right, come on. 257 00:11:22,434 --> 00:11:24,202 Going up. Woo-hoo-hoo! 258 00:11:24,236 --> 00:11:26,771 There we go. 259 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,707 - Jesus! - Oh, shit. 260 00:11:29,742 --> 00:11:32,043 Sorry. Sorry. 261 00:11:32,077 --> 00:11:35,280 You know, it's not like it's my room or anything. 262 00:11:35,314 --> 00:11:37,382 Okay. Fine. I'm dressed. 263 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:38,850 All right. 264 00:11:38,884 --> 00:11:41,452 - Come here, buddy. - Who's this? 265 00:11:41,487 --> 00:11:43,788 Liam. He's my kid brother. 266 00:11:43,822 --> 00:11:45,223 Hi, Liam. 267 00:11:45,257 --> 00:11:47,625 You know, I'm just grabbing a book. 268 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,527 And we're gonna get out of here. 269 00:11:49,562 --> 00:11:51,329 I'm sure you have some kind of a sorority, 270 00:11:51,363 --> 00:11:54,832 cheerleader, Mensa, vagina meeting or something. 271 00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:56,901 Hey, Liam, do you like clementines? 272 00:11:56,936 --> 00:11:58,303 No! 273 00:11:58,337 --> 00:12:01,105 It's okay, buddy. Go ahead. 274 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,974 Oh! 275 00:12:03,008 --> 00:12:05,276 It's not a ball, it's food. Here. 276 00:12:05,311 --> 00:12:07,345 It's good. 277 00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:09,247 - You? - No. 278 00:12:09,281 --> 00:12:13,418 But if you're cracking open that Toblerone. 279 00:12:13,452 --> 00:12:15,153 Thanks. 280 00:12:15,187 --> 00:12:18,256 My parents send me this care package crap once a week. 281 00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:21,025 Yeah, my parents, they sent me a care package too. 282 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:23,795 Seriously, take anything you want. 283 00:12:23,829 --> 00:12:26,831 - Or if you have a request. - What? 284 00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:28,266 Yeah, Kuzner was getting backne, 285 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,535 so I told my dad that I needed Accutane. 286 00:12:30,569 --> 00:12:33,605 Sent me a six-month 'script. Never knew it wasn't for me. 287 00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:36,174 Wow. Is he a doctor or something? 288 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:38,109 No. Just connected. 289 00:12:38,143 --> 00:12:40,878 - Miami. - Is that where you're from? 290 00:12:40,913 --> 00:12:42,847 After all these months, huh? 291 00:12:42,881 --> 00:12:44,882 Sorry. 292 00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:49,120 Hey, um, I could watch Liam for you if you wanted. 293 00:12:49,154 --> 00:12:51,990 - Like, while you're in class. - Ah, no. That's okay. 294 00:12:52,024 --> 00:12:54,359 - I don't have anything till 5:00. 295 00:12:54,393 --> 00:12:55,660 Yeah, no, we just went through 296 00:12:55,694 --> 00:12:57,695 some pretty serious shit at home. 297 00:12:57,730 --> 00:13:00,398 So I'm being kind of protective of him right now. Right? 298 00:13:00,432 --> 00:13:03,968 I'll send you a text picture every 30 minutes. 299 00:13:04,003 --> 00:13:08,006 Yeah, well, call me, you know, if there's a problem. 300 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,741 Yeah, don't worry. Everything will be fine. 301 00:13:09,775 --> 00:13:12,510 Hey, Amanda's gonna watch you for a few hours. 302 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:14,045 - Is that okay, buddy? - Okay. 303 00:13:14,079 --> 00:13:16,247 - Okay. - Okay. 304 00:13:18,217 --> 00:13:20,752 Hi, pops. Poppy? 305 00:13:20,786 --> 00:13:22,320 Daddy? 306 00:13:22,354 --> 00:13:24,255 Still trying to figure out what to call you. 307 00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:26,391 Working on that blog again, huh? 308 00:13:26,425 --> 00:13:28,826 Five chapters. 309 00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:30,261 Oh, my God. What's that smell? 310 00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:32,230 Burger King. I got you a Whopper. 311 00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:33,564 Get it out! Get it out! 312 00:13:33,599 --> 00:13:35,166 Oh, oh, my goodness. I'm sorry. 313 00:13:37,636 --> 00:13:39,504 - Oh. - Oh, God. 314 00:13:39,538 --> 00:13:41,105 The smell did it, huh? 315 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,041 You need more proof than this? 316 00:13:43,075 --> 00:13:48,379 Let's get you off these stinky sheets. Time to change them anyway. 317 00:13:48,414 --> 00:13:50,281 Be careful. My papers. 318 00:13:50,316 --> 00:13:55,086 Okay. Okay. 319 00:13:58,791 --> 00:14:01,759 I'm cold. Give me my pipe. 320 00:14:01,794 --> 00:14:03,561 Oh, pops, Debbie and Lip asked me 321 00:14:03,595 --> 00:14:05,763 not to let you light up in the house anymore. 322 00:14:05,798 --> 00:14:07,732 Had a little run-in with them this morning. 323 00:14:07,766 --> 00:14:10,735 Don't think they like me very much. 324 00:14:10,769 --> 00:14:12,270 Well, screw them. 325 00:14:12,304 --> 00:14:15,606 I'll light up any time I want. 326 00:14:15,641 --> 00:14:17,442 I'll blow smoke in their eyes 327 00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:19,711 until they cry if I feel like it. 328 00:14:19,745 --> 00:14:22,880 Lip said the social worker's gonna show up unannounced. 329 00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:26,784 Yeah, the social worker can bite my ball bag. 330 00:14:26,819 --> 00:14:30,288 I'm not the one who let Liam get into a pile of coke. 331 00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:33,591 You know that was an accident. 332 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,326 Oh, come on. What are you doing? 333 00:14:35,361 --> 00:14:38,730 We have to be on our best behavior. 334 00:14:38,764 --> 00:14:39,964 I'm in pain. 335 00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:41,566 They could end up in foster care. 336 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,668 Don't you want to keep this family together? 337 00:14:43,702 --> 00:14:45,903 They're poisoning you. 338 00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:47,638 That's what's going on. 339 00:14:47,673 --> 00:14:50,341 You'll turn against me, you mark my words. 340 00:14:50,376 --> 00:14:53,077 How can you say that? Take it back! 341 00:14:53,112 --> 00:14:55,213 Fuck you. 342 00:14:55,247 --> 00:15:00,885 I would never, ever turn against you. 343 00:15:00,919 --> 00:15:02,286 Yeah? Well, then prove it. 344 00:15:02,321 --> 00:15:04,489 Give me my pipe. 345 00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:11,796 How about I give you your next oxy instead, huh? 346 00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:18,603 Oh, that's a good idea. 347 00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:21,906 Now you're thinking. 348 00:15:26,178 --> 00:15:28,413 You'll be fine. It's just a formality. 349 00:15:28,447 --> 00:15:29,814 The bathroom line took forever. 350 00:15:29,848 --> 00:15:31,449 There's a guy out there who's here 351 00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:33,618 because he threw bleach on his baby's mama. 352 00:15:33,652 --> 00:15:35,420 On Your Honor's preliminary hearing calendar, 353 00:15:35,454 --> 00:15:39,657 calling case S6974356. 354 00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:42,527 State of Illinois versus Fiona Gallagher. 355 00:15:42,561 --> 00:15:44,429 Greg Jeffreys on behalf of the state of Illinois. 356 00:15:44,463 --> 00:15:46,864 Maria Vidal on behalf of Fiona Gallagher, 357 00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:49,100 - who's on my left. - Good morning. 358 00:15:49,134 --> 00:15:50,701 Ms. Gallagher, at your arraignment, 359 00:15:50,736 --> 00:15:52,303 you entered a plea of not guilty. 360 00:15:52,337 --> 00:15:55,173 - Is that still your plea? - Absolutely, Your Honor. 361 00:15:55,207 --> 00:15:56,474 And Mr. Jeffreys, where does the government 362 00:15:56,508 --> 00:15:58,009 - stand on this case? - Your Honor, 363 00:15:58,043 --> 00:15:59,444 we have enough evidence to proceed with possession 364 00:15:59,478 --> 00:16:00,711 - and child endangerment. - "Child endangerment"? 365 00:16:00,746 --> 00:16:02,313 It was an accident. 366 00:16:02,347 --> 00:16:03,548 Mr. Jeffreys, what evidence 367 00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:05,149 have you submitted at this point? 368 00:16:05,184 --> 00:16:06,884 The police report from the arresting officer, 369 00:16:06,919 --> 00:16:08,219 which includes an admission of guilt from the defendant, 370 00:16:08,253 --> 00:16:09,654 the cocaine removed from the face 371 00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:10,888 and the hands of the victim, 372 00:16:10,923 --> 00:16:12,523 and a toxicology report 373 00:16:12,558 --> 00:16:13,524 indicating the levels of the drug 374 00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:14,826 in the child's system 375 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,027 when he was admitted to the ER. 376 00:16:16,061 --> 00:16:17,061 We'll be asking for a minimum 377 00:16:17,095 --> 00:16:18,696 of five years in state prison. 378 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:20,131 - What? - Shh. 379 00:16:20,165 --> 00:16:21,899 It is our hope, Your Honor, 380 00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:24,035 that the court will take into consideration 381 00:16:24,069 --> 00:16:25,837 that this is my client's first offense, 382 00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:27,705 and that the state granted her guardianship 383 00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:29,907 of her five siblings last year. 384 00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:31,676 Miss vidal, I urge you and the ADA 385 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:34,312 to discuss this matter outside of my courtroom. 386 00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:36,647 Work something out. Come back with a plea bargain. 387 00:16:36,682 --> 00:16:38,816 - Yes, Your Honor. - Yes, Your Honor. 388 00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:40,751 - You're dismissed. - What's going on? 389 00:16:40,786 --> 00:16:44,689 Good news. Come on. 390 00:16:48,393 --> 00:16:51,062 Where's Mickey? 391 00:16:51,096 --> 00:16:52,497 No, please don't answer. 392 00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:53,698 God forbid, you do something meaningful 393 00:16:53,732 --> 00:16:54,732 with your lives. 394 00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:56,901 You should work for the city. 395 00:16:56,935 --> 00:16:58,336 You have qualities they're looking for. 396 00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:00,004 Hey, what the hell are you doing here? 397 00:17:00,038 --> 00:17:01,772 I need a gun. 398 00:17:01,807 --> 00:17:03,641 Who you gonna kill? 399 00:17:07,546 --> 00:17:10,014 - You wearing cologne? - No. 400 00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:12,283 It's Kenyatta's perfume soap shit. 401 00:17:12,317 --> 00:17:13,284 You use another dude's soap? 402 00:17:13,318 --> 00:17:14,418 So what? 403 00:17:14,453 --> 00:17:15,753 It's got pubes on it. 404 00:17:15,787 --> 00:17:17,221 - No, it doesn't. - Yes, it does. 405 00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:18,589 What guy doesn't have pubes on his soap? 406 00:17:18,624 --> 00:17:20,291 My soap doesn't have pubes on it. 407 00:17:20,325 --> 00:17:21,926 Well, obviously, you're not washing your pubes. 408 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,427 You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? 409 00:17:23,462 --> 00:17:25,463 Just give me a gun. 410 00:17:26,765 --> 00:17:28,466 You run a bar on the South Side. 411 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,934 How the fuck do you not have a gun? 412 00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:31,969 Not everyone's a thug. 413 00:17:32,004 --> 00:17:33,437 What you need it for, anyway? 414 00:17:33,472 --> 00:17:34,939 Alibi got robbed. 415 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,807 They stole the keg that I keep the money in. 416 00:17:36,842 --> 00:17:38,309 Wait, wait. The rub and tug money? 417 00:17:38,343 --> 00:17:39,710 Considering it's the only money 418 00:17:39,745 --> 00:17:40,912 that I'm pulling in these days, yeah. 419 00:17:40,946 --> 00:17:42,613 You keep that in a fucking keg? 420 00:17:42,648 --> 00:17:45,216 - I don't trust the banks. - Kev, that's my money. 421 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,852 No, it's my money with 30% going to you. 422 00:17:47,886 --> 00:17:49,220 30 per-- Who came up with that? 423 00:17:49,254 --> 00:17:51,022 - We're 50/50. - Bullshit. 424 00:17:51,056 --> 00:17:53,024 - 50/50? It's my bar. - My whores. 425 00:17:53,058 --> 00:17:54,358 Yeah? Well, get your ass down there 426 00:17:54,393 --> 00:17:55,893 and protect your whores. 427 00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:57,562 You're supposed to be providing security. 428 00:17:57,596 --> 00:17:58,963 - Not for 30% I'm not. - What's going on? 429 00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:01,132 Steven Seagal here let somebody steal our cash. 430 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,433 Yes, because your pube-loving husband 431 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:05,036 wasn't doing his job. 432 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,637 Hey, where you going? 433 00:18:06,672 --> 00:18:08,272 I gotta take care of something important. 434 00:18:08,307 --> 00:18:10,441 I'll be down to the bar to protect your 7-foot ass 435 00:18:10,475 --> 00:18:11,909 as soon as I can. 436 00:18:11,944 --> 00:18:13,844 No, we cannot work if it's dangerous. 437 00:18:13,879 --> 00:18:15,279 It's not dangerous. 438 00:18:15,314 --> 00:18:17,281 It's not gonna get robbed twice in a day. 439 00:18:17,316 --> 00:18:19,050 If it does, can you please shoot them 440 00:18:19,084 --> 00:18:20,551 in the fucking face this time? 441 00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:22,553 Hey. 442 00:18:22,588 --> 00:18:24,555 You know how to use this thing? 443 00:18:25,824 --> 00:18:27,291 Of course I know how to use it. 444 00:18:27,326 --> 00:18:28,559 Oh, my God. 445 00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:34,465 Thanks. Appreciate it. 446 00:18:38,136 --> 00:18:39,971 What did he say? 447 00:18:40,005 --> 00:18:42,273 At this point, all our conversations 448 00:18:42,307 --> 00:18:43,574 need to be privileged. 449 00:18:43,609 --> 00:18:44,809 What? 450 00:18:44,843 --> 00:18:46,143 I need to talk to Fiona alone. 451 00:18:46,178 --> 00:18:48,012 I have a doctor's appointment anyway. 452 00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:49,614 You gonna be okay? 453 00:18:49,648 --> 00:18:51,315 - I'll talk to you later. - Okay. 454 00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:53,084 Walk with me. I gotta be at Cook County 455 00:18:53,118 --> 00:18:54,318 in 20 minutes. 456 00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:56,053 I asked Mr. Jeffreys 457 00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:58,356 if he'd agree to three years probation. 458 00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:00,157 Wow. That'd be great. 459 00:19:00,192 --> 00:19:02,360 No promises. But it is possible. 460 00:19:02,394 --> 00:19:03,961 You'd have to plead guilty. 461 00:19:03,996 --> 00:19:05,963 That means you'll have a criminal record. 462 00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:06,964 But no jail time? 463 00:19:06,999 --> 00:19:08,699 Very little if any. 464 00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:10,101 How very little? 465 00:19:10,135 --> 00:19:12,603 60 days? 90 tops? 466 00:19:12,638 --> 00:19:14,171 Wait, so I get probation, 467 00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:17,008 but I still have to go to jail for three months? 468 00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:18,476 It's only for a fraction of the time 469 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:19,777 they're asking for. 470 00:19:19,811 --> 00:19:21,545 I can't go back to jail. 471 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:24,348 Why don't we just wait and see what he proposes? 472 00:19:24,383 --> 00:19:26,384 Can we go to trial? 473 00:19:26,418 --> 00:19:29,020 Fiona, I do this every day. I'm telling you. 474 00:19:29,054 --> 00:19:31,155 We have a great argument for probation. 475 00:19:31,189 --> 00:19:32,723 You're a first time offender, 476 00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:34,358 and you called the paramedics. 477 00:19:34,393 --> 00:19:36,661 DA doesn't want you clogging up the jail 478 00:19:36,695 --> 00:19:38,329 or this case gumming up the system, 479 00:19:38,363 --> 00:19:40,798 taking them away from real criminal cases. 480 00:19:40,832 --> 00:19:43,234 But what happened with Liam was horrific. 481 00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:45,369 A jury is gonna hate you. 482 00:19:45,404 --> 00:19:47,838 I can negotiate the hell out of this. 483 00:19:47,873 --> 00:19:50,107 I don't want to go to jail at all. 484 00:19:50,142 --> 00:19:53,344 Well, we don't get everything we want. 485 00:19:53,378 --> 00:19:55,846 And a good negotiation is when both sides 486 00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:57,748 feel like they got screwed. 487 00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:01,719 The third law of thermodynamics 488 00:20:01,753 --> 00:20:03,754 simply stated is 489 00:20:03,789 --> 00:20:06,390 the entropy of a perfect crystal at absolute zero... 490 00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:10,828 is exactly equal to zero. 491 00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:12,329 Now, from our earlier discussions, 492 00:20:12,364 --> 00:20:14,865 we know that entropy is a measure of what? 493 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:15,933 Disorder. 494 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:18,169 And a crystal is a solid 495 00:20:18,203 --> 00:20:20,905 whose atoms or molecules or ions 496 00:20:20,939 --> 00:20:22,606 are arranged in what kind of pattern? 497 00:20:22,641 --> 00:20:24,508 - Ordered. - Very good. 498 00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:27,845 We'll pick this up tomorrow. Don't forget. 499 00:20:27,879 --> 00:20:31,115 Assignments emailed to me by 5:00 PM this evening. 500 00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:33,718 Hey, Professor Sacco. I'm sorry. 501 00:20:33,752 --> 00:20:34,952 I don't think I'm gonna be able 502 00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:36,220 to get my assignment in tonight. 503 00:20:36,254 --> 00:20:38,856 I had a bit of a family crisis. 504 00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:40,357 When do you think you'll have it? 505 00:20:40,392 --> 00:20:42,793 Tomorrow. 506 00:20:42,828 --> 00:20:45,396 Every day it's late, I'm docking you a half a grade. 507 00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:46,630 Comprende? 508 00:20:46,665 --> 00:20:49,433 Yes. Comprende. Thank you. 509 00:20:49,468 --> 00:20:53,304 What's chicken cordon bleu? 510 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:55,406 Nothing you can make with what's in Matty's kitchen. 511 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,907 Well, what should I make him for dinner then? 512 00:20:56,942 --> 00:20:58,542 Since when did you guys get back together? 513 00:20:58,577 --> 00:21:00,244 He helped when Fiona got arrested. 514 00:21:00,278 --> 00:21:01,979 Good thing I didn't hit on him. 515 00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:04,115 - I was totally gonna. - Oh. 516 00:21:04,149 --> 00:21:06,217 This algebra crap is redic. 517 00:21:06,251 --> 00:21:07,818 Who gives a shit about math? 518 00:21:07,853 --> 00:21:09,920 - When am I ever gonna use it? - Probably all the time. 519 00:21:09,955 --> 00:21:12,089 Let me just copy yours. 520 00:21:12,124 --> 00:21:13,891 How about spaghetti and meatballs? 521 00:21:13,925 --> 00:21:15,392 Anything with balls in it is good. 522 00:21:15,427 --> 00:21:17,128 - Okay. - Hey. 523 00:21:17,162 --> 00:21:18,395 Hi. 524 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:19,563 Where the hell have you been? 525 00:21:19,598 --> 00:21:21,165 Gary broke up with me 526 00:21:21,199 --> 00:21:22,833 'cause his parents don't want him to have a baby. 527 00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:25,302 So I cut myself. 528 00:21:25,337 --> 00:21:28,172 - What? - Then my mother found out. 529 00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:29,507 That you cut yourself? 530 00:21:29,541 --> 00:21:31,876 No, that Gary broke up with me. 531 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:33,744 So she dragged me to his house this morning. 532 00:21:33,779 --> 00:21:35,312 But he was still asleep. 533 00:21:35,347 --> 00:21:38,182 So my mom and his mom got into this huge fight. 534 00:21:38,216 --> 00:21:40,084 Then the cops came. 535 00:21:40,118 --> 00:21:42,653 And that's how come I'm late for school. 536 00:21:42,687 --> 00:21:44,922 But why'd you cut yourself? 537 00:21:44,956 --> 00:21:46,323 Yeah. That was stupid. 538 00:21:46,358 --> 00:21:47,491 The one time a guy dumped me, 539 00:21:47,526 --> 00:21:49,160 I just made myself puke. 540 00:21:49,194 --> 00:21:50,494 Think Gary will get back together with you? 541 00:21:50,529 --> 00:21:52,530 He said he'd think about it. 542 00:21:52,564 --> 00:21:53,664 You should totally have a family emergency. 543 00:21:53,698 --> 00:21:55,099 That'll make him come back. 544 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,767 - Worked with Matty. - Okay, like what? 545 00:21:56,802 --> 00:21:58,836 Mm, you could tell him your dog got sick. 546 00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:00,004 Or that you got molested. 547 00:22:00,038 --> 00:22:02,306 That's a good one. 548 00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:05,309 Good afternoon. Sorry about the wait. 549 00:22:05,343 --> 00:22:06,944 Had to throw a stitch into a patient's cervix 550 00:22:06,978 --> 00:22:08,846 before her little critter slipped out too early. 551 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,347 - Yikes. - But we're all good. 552 00:22:10,382 --> 00:22:14,051 And it's time to look at your little critters. 553 00:22:14,085 --> 00:22:15,319 Okay. 554 00:22:15,353 --> 00:22:17,154 - What, no Kev? - Work. 555 00:22:17,189 --> 00:22:18,455 Hmm. 556 00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:22,293 And how have you been feeling lately? 557 00:22:22,327 --> 00:22:25,162 Bloated and fat. 558 00:22:27,532 --> 00:22:28,566 Something wrong? 559 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,535 Well, I have the two. 560 00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:34,138 But I can't seem to find the other. 561 00:22:34,172 --> 00:22:35,406 Let's see. 562 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,141 Sometimes they hide. 563 00:22:37,175 --> 00:22:38,809 Yeah, well, check behind my bladder 564 00:22:38,844 --> 00:22:40,644 'cause I've been peeing, like, 50 times a day. 565 00:22:40,679 --> 00:22:44,215 Now where are you? 566 00:22:44,249 --> 00:22:47,985 Well, I think we might have a fetal resorption. 567 00:22:48,019 --> 00:22:50,054 What the hell is that? 568 00:22:50,088 --> 00:22:51,689 It happens with multiples. 569 00:22:51,723 --> 00:22:53,324 When the fetus isn't strong enough to survive, 570 00:22:53,358 --> 00:22:55,059 the others sometimes absorb it. 571 00:22:55,093 --> 00:22:57,027 "Absorb it"? 572 00:22:57,062 --> 00:22:58,529 As in eat it? 573 00:22:58,563 --> 00:23:01,765 Mm, not exactly. But yes. 574 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,034 One of my babies is gone? 575 00:23:04,069 --> 00:23:08,239 But the other two look very healthy. 576 00:23:08,273 --> 00:23:10,741 Is it something that I did? 577 00:23:10,775 --> 00:23:12,509 Nope, just Mother Nature's way 578 00:23:12,544 --> 00:23:14,078 of selecting out the weaker baby. 579 00:23:20,318 --> 00:23:22,253 Looking fine. 580 00:23:22,287 --> 00:23:25,356 - Fuck off. - I like 'em rough. 581 00:23:25,390 --> 00:23:27,758 I'm Scott. You want to get out of here? 582 00:23:27,792 --> 00:23:29,293 No, I don't want to-- 583 00:23:29,327 --> 00:23:30,594 You seen this kid? 584 00:23:30,629 --> 00:23:32,263 Oh. You like 'em skinny. 585 00:23:32,297 --> 00:23:34,431 I could lose 30 pounds if you wanted. 586 00:23:34,466 --> 00:23:36,100 30 poun-- Maybe in your ass, man. 587 00:23:36,134 --> 00:23:38,435 Where's the manager? 588 00:23:40,438 --> 00:23:42,740 Yo. You the manager? 589 00:23:42,774 --> 00:23:44,208 Who's asking? 590 00:23:44,242 --> 00:23:45,809 Since you just saw me speaking, 591 00:23:45,844 --> 00:23:47,111 I'ma take a wild stab it was me. 592 00:23:47,145 --> 00:23:48,279 You seen this kid? 593 00:23:48,313 --> 00:23:49,546 His name is Ian. 594 00:23:49,581 --> 00:23:50,915 Never saw him before. 595 00:23:50,949 --> 00:23:52,783 Why don't you take a look again? 596 00:23:52,817 --> 00:23:54,551 He used to work here so I'm pretty sure you have. 597 00:23:54,586 --> 00:23:56,220 I can't keep track of every twink 598 00:23:56,254 --> 00:23:58,088 who comes and goes in this place, all right? 599 00:23:58,123 --> 00:23:59,456 Okay. 600 00:23:59,491 --> 00:24:01,725 This twink went AWOL a couple days ago 601 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,327 after your bouncer kicked 602 00:24:03,361 --> 00:24:05,062 his brother and kid sister out into the street. 603 00:24:05,096 --> 00:24:06,764 - You remember that? - Look, you little tweaker. 604 00:24:06,798 --> 00:24:08,332 You think you're the first one to come in here 605 00:24:08,366 --> 00:24:10,134 boo-hooing about some cocktail slut 606 00:24:10,168 --> 00:24:11,735 who jacked you off in the bathroom, 607 00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:13,671 told you it was true love, and then disappeared? 608 00:24:13,705 --> 00:24:15,673 Trust me. You're not. 609 00:24:15,707 --> 00:24:17,408 So why don't you buy yourself a drink 610 00:24:17,442 --> 00:24:19,009 and fall in love with somebody else? 611 00:24:19,044 --> 00:24:21,011 You calling me gay? 612 00:24:21,046 --> 00:24:23,981 Oh. Please, honey. 613 00:24:24,015 --> 00:24:25,983 You make Justin Bieber look straight. 614 00:24:26,017 --> 00:24:28,319 Aah! Oh! Ah! 615 00:24:28,353 --> 00:24:32,289 Now, I know you know where he is, dick breath. 616 00:24:32,324 --> 00:24:33,958 So you're gonna tell me, or I'm gonna shut this 617 00:24:33,992 --> 00:24:35,859 come-hole down over possession, 618 00:24:35,894 --> 00:24:37,528 intent to sell, and prostitution. 619 00:24:37,562 --> 00:24:39,196 - Okay? - He's at our other location. 620 00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:41,165 Fairy Tail in Boystown. 621 00:24:41,199 --> 00:24:43,367 Thank you. 622 00:24:43,401 --> 00:24:48,105 - That so difficult? - Ow! 623 00:24:48,139 --> 00:24:49,640 Yo, anybody coming? 624 00:24:49,674 --> 00:24:51,542 No, but hurry up, man. Apurate. 625 00:24:51,576 --> 00:24:54,878 - Come on. Hurry. - All right. 626 00:24:54,913 --> 00:24:56,981 Frozen burger patties look good. 627 00:24:57,015 --> 00:24:59,149 Gringo, how you gonna get out with all that stuff 628 00:24:59,184 --> 00:25:00,217 and not get caught? 629 00:25:00,251 --> 00:25:01,986 I'm not going out the front. 630 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:03,487 Okay, take the trash out, 631 00:25:03,521 --> 00:25:04,655 put this on top of the dumpster. 632 00:25:04,689 --> 00:25:06,724 I'll grab it on my way home. 633 00:25:06,758 --> 00:25:08,025 You're not as dumb as you look. 634 00:25:08,059 --> 00:25:10,894 You know that, right? 635 00:25:10,929 --> 00:25:12,129 That should do it. 636 00:25:12,163 --> 00:25:13,364 - Got that? - Got it, got it. 637 00:25:13,398 --> 00:25:14,631 All right. 638 00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:16,333 See you later, gringo. 639 00:25:16,368 --> 00:25:20,371 Hey. How you doing? 640 00:25:20,405 --> 00:25:22,973 ...Tumblr drinking blogs there are out there? 641 00:25:24,576 --> 00:25:26,210 I could write a better one than these douche bags. 642 00:25:26,244 --> 00:25:29,713 Wait, so your mother was dating two different guys 643 00:25:29,748 --> 00:25:31,882 while your father was in prison. 644 00:25:31,916 --> 00:25:33,917 That we knew of. 645 00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:36,420 "Smoking a coke-laced bowl of weed 646 00:25:36,454 --> 00:25:38,756 is the best high ever"? 647 00:25:38,790 --> 00:25:40,257 Amateurs. 648 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:41,525 Wasn't she afraid he'd find out? 649 00:25:41,559 --> 00:25:44,094 He did. Got an early release. 650 00:25:44,129 --> 00:25:46,430 Walked in on her screwing Vavoo... 651 00:25:46,464 --> 00:25:50,034 some busboy she brought home from the restaurant. 652 00:25:50,068 --> 00:25:51,268 Oh, my God. 653 00:25:51,302 --> 00:25:52,770 What did he do? 654 00:25:52,804 --> 00:25:54,938 Vavoo? He crapped himself. 655 00:25:56,975 --> 00:25:58,842 My father did what he always did. 656 00:25:58,877 --> 00:26:01,011 - Beat on me. - Why you? 657 00:26:01,046 --> 00:26:04,081 It was my fault. It was always my fault. 658 00:26:04,115 --> 00:26:07,251 My mom got away scot-free. I got a whupping. 659 00:26:07,285 --> 00:26:09,319 Said I should've been keeping her in line. 660 00:26:09,354 --> 00:26:13,924 What about Uncle Clayton and Wyatt and Jerry? 661 00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:16,660 There were his favorites. Why do you care so much? 662 00:26:16,694 --> 00:26:18,062 Just want us to get closer 663 00:26:18,096 --> 00:26:19,663 since we have limited time. 664 00:26:19,697 --> 00:26:23,367 Limited ti-- We do not have limited time. 665 00:26:23,401 --> 00:26:24,701 Jesus! 666 00:26:24,736 --> 00:26:26,170 What's the matter with you? 667 00:26:26,204 --> 00:26:27,771 - I-- - Jesus! 668 00:26:27,806 --> 00:26:29,773 Isn't this why you're writing your memoirs? 669 00:26:29,775 --> 00:26:32,209 I am not writing my memoirs. 670 00:26:32,243 --> 00:26:34,845 This is my gift to humankind. 671 00:26:34,879 --> 00:26:36,313 This is my trade book. 672 00:26:36,347 --> 00:26:38,649 People will pay go money for my knowledge. 673 00:26:38,683 --> 00:26:40,350 You're right, you're right. 674 00:26:40,385 --> 00:26:42,219 Why are you listening to the doctors? 675 00:26:42,253 --> 00:26:44,688 They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. 676 00:26:44,722 --> 00:26:46,523 We have-- we have all-- 677 00:26:46,558 --> 00:26:47,558 Fuck. 678 00:26:47,592 --> 00:26:48,826 Oh, fuck! 679 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:49,860 - Oh, hey, breathe. - Dear God. 680 00:26:49,894 --> 00:26:50,961 - Breathe, okay? - Shit. 681 00:26:50,995 --> 00:26:51,995 Breathe. 682 00:26:52,030 --> 00:26:53,330 - Breathe. - Oh, God. 683 00:26:53,364 --> 00:26:56,066 Hey. Hey. 684 00:26:56,101 --> 00:26:57,501 I didn't mean to upset you. 685 00:26:57,535 --> 00:26:59,470 We have all the time in the world, okay? 686 00:26:59,504 --> 00:27:01,305 I told you, you're just like the rest of my kids. 687 00:27:01,339 --> 00:27:02,539 No, I'm not. 688 00:27:02,574 --> 00:27:04,541 Please, I-I-I take it back. 689 00:27:04,576 --> 00:27:06,477 Okay? I take it back. 690 00:27:06,511 --> 00:27:08,011 We don't have limited time. 691 00:27:08,046 --> 00:27:09,346 You're goddamn right we don't. 692 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:12,049 Okay, okay. Come on, come on. 693 00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:13,917 Come here. Here. 694 00:27:13,952 --> 00:27:16,687 No! I need a nap. 695 00:27:16,721 --> 00:27:20,591 Oh. What, are you mad at me now? 696 00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:26,096 Look, I promise, I'll never say it again. 697 00:27:26,131 --> 00:27:28,165 I have a present for you. 698 00:27:28,199 --> 00:27:34,071 I was saving it until you got really sick. 699 00:27:34,105 --> 00:27:37,074 I could give it to you now. 700 00:27:41,045 --> 00:27:42,579 Is that what I think it is? 701 00:27:42,614 --> 00:27:46,216 Did I do good? 702 00:27:46,251 --> 00:27:48,919 Help-- help me. Help me sit up. 703 00:27:48,953 --> 00:27:51,421 Oh, fuck. 704 00:27:51,456 --> 00:27:53,023 - Oh, God! - Okay. 705 00:27:53,057 --> 00:27:56,126 ♪ as I come ♪ 706 00:27:56,161 --> 00:27:59,596 ♪ ever close to ♪ 707 00:27:59,631 --> 00:28:01,532 I need to go get Chuckie. 708 00:28:01,566 --> 00:28:06,270 Be back lickety-split. 709 00:28:06,304 --> 00:28:08,038 Take your time. 710 00:28:08,072 --> 00:28:11,208 ♪ break through the darkness ♪ 711 00:28:11,242 --> 00:28:14,878 ♪ don't break through, oh, darkness ♪ 712 00:28:14,913 --> 00:28:16,647 ♪ don't break through ♪ 713 00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:21,351 All right, listen up. 714 00:28:21,385 --> 00:28:23,420 Bar got robbed this morning. 715 00:28:23,454 --> 00:28:24,454 Yeah? What'd they take? 716 00:28:24,489 --> 00:28:25,755 The cocktail napkins? 717 00:28:28,459 --> 00:28:32,462 $600, for your information. 718 00:28:32,497 --> 00:28:34,130 So who stole it? 719 00:28:34,165 --> 00:28:35,899 I give up. Who? 720 00:28:35,933 --> 00:28:39,870 No, not who stole it, like, guess who stole it. 721 00:28:39,904 --> 00:28:42,772 Who stole it like which one of you fuckers stole my money? 722 00:28:42,807 --> 00:28:44,441 Why do you think we stole your money? 723 00:28:44,475 --> 00:28:45,809 Because you knew where I hid it. 724 00:28:45,843 --> 00:28:47,711 - Where? - In the damn keg! 725 00:28:47,745 --> 00:28:49,279 Ooh. We do now. 726 00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:53,483 I said who stole my money. 727 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:57,787 What, everyone has a gun? 728 00:28:57,822 --> 00:29:00,156 Bible says we have the right to bear arms. 729 00:29:00,191 --> 00:29:02,626 - So I bear arms. - It's the constitution. 730 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:04,127 No shit? 731 00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:05,295 Well, I'm keeping my eye on all of you. 732 00:29:06,797 --> 00:29:08,131 Where should I put the money now, Mr. Kevin, 733 00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:09,733 if there's no keg? 734 00:29:09,767 --> 00:29:11,301 Give it to me. 735 00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:12,435 I'm gonna put it where no one dares 736 00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:14,137 to touch. 737 00:29:14,171 --> 00:29:17,007 From now on, we trust no one, Paco. No one. 738 00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:19,009 - Kevin. - Hey, baby. 739 00:29:19,043 --> 00:29:20,510 How was the appointment? 740 00:29:20,545 --> 00:29:23,847 Oh, well, we're down to two babies. 741 00:29:23,881 --> 00:29:25,115 No. 742 00:29:25,149 --> 00:29:26,249 What happened? 743 00:29:26,284 --> 00:29:27,851 Huey ate Dewey. 744 00:29:27,885 --> 00:29:29,586 Are you kidding me? 745 00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:31,821 No, doc says it happens all the time with multiples. 746 00:29:31,856 --> 00:29:33,023 If one's not strong enough, 747 00:29:33,057 --> 00:29:35,191 they just go away, poof. 748 00:29:35,226 --> 00:29:37,928 - Are the other two okay? - Yeah. 749 00:29:39,463 --> 00:29:40,931 I don't know how to feel about this. 750 00:29:40,965 --> 00:29:42,332 No, me either. 751 00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:44,701 It's a bit of a relief, right? 752 00:29:44,735 --> 00:29:46,102 Sort of. 753 00:29:46,137 --> 00:29:48,138 I was getting used to the idea 754 00:29:48,172 --> 00:29:49,506 of having four babies. 755 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,341 Yeah, me too. 756 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,476 Probably a bad time to tell her the place got robbed, huh? 757 00:29:53,511 --> 00:29:55,845 - What? - Tommy, shut up! 758 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,213 V, don't worry. 759 00:29:57,248 --> 00:29:59,449 No one's taking any more shit from me. 760 00:29:59,483 --> 00:30:00,817 My babies, my money-- 761 00:30:00,851 --> 00:30:03,620 I'm battening down the hatches. 762 00:30:03,654 --> 00:30:05,355 I'm putting a force field around us now. 763 00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:07,457 - Babe. - Taking care of what's mine. 764 00:30:07,491 --> 00:30:10,493 Come here. Get in my force field. 765 00:30:17,168 --> 00:30:19,035 Hey, man. What's up? 766 00:30:19,070 --> 00:30:20,971 What the hell do you want? 767 00:30:21,005 --> 00:30:22,339 Heard you talk about my little brother, Liam, 768 00:30:22,373 --> 00:30:23,873 on the bus this morning. 769 00:30:23,908 --> 00:30:26,843 You mean your retarded brother? 770 00:30:26,877 --> 00:30:30,013 Yeah. He wants you to meet two of his friends. 771 00:30:30,047 --> 00:30:31,815 Your retarded brother has friends? 772 00:30:31,849 --> 00:30:33,049 Yeah. 773 00:30:33,084 --> 00:30:34,651 Meet Mongo and Loid. 774 00:30:36,954 --> 00:30:39,889 Fuck. I think he broke my nose. 775 00:30:39,924 --> 00:30:41,358 Sucks for you. 776 00:30:41,392 --> 00:30:42,826 Brother's still gonna be retarded. 777 00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:45,428 Can't ice a damaged brain, Gallagher. 778 00:30:45,463 --> 00:30:47,430 Schmuck. 779 00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:16,393 - Hello? - Hey. 780 00:31:16,427 --> 00:31:19,596 Hi. What are you doing here? 781 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:21,064 Making spaghetti and meatballs. 782 00:31:21,098 --> 00:31:22,298 Looked it up online. 783 00:31:22,333 --> 00:31:23,400 It's really not that hard. 784 00:31:23,434 --> 00:31:24,734 How'd you get in? 785 00:31:24,769 --> 00:31:25,969 The super. 786 00:31:26,003 --> 00:31:27,904 She unlocked my apartment for you? 787 00:31:27,938 --> 00:31:30,473 Nope. Told me where you kept the spare key. 788 00:31:30,508 --> 00:31:32,208 Okay, why would she do that? 789 00:31:32,243 --> 00:31:33,576 Because I told her it was our anniversary 790 00:31:33,611 --> 00:31:34,878 and I wanted to surprise you. 791 00:31:34,912 --> 00:31:36,246 Huh? 792 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,415 We've been dating a month today. 793 00:31:38,449 --> 00:31:40,250 Um, it's okay if you don't remember. 794 00:31:40,284 --> 00:31:42,952 You can just make it up to me on our two-month anniversary. 795 00:31:42,987 --> 00:31:46,289 Okay, Debbie. We need to talk. 796 00:31:46,323 --> 00:31:48,058 Hey, can you fix Ellie up with someone? 797 00:31:48,092 --> 00:31:49,292 Her boyfriend dumped her. 798 00:31:49,326 --> 00:31:51,127 - She the pregnant one? - Mm-hmm. 799 00:31:51,162 --> 00:31:53,663 I'm-- I thought we said we weren't gonna date anymore. 800 00:31:53,698 --> 00:31:54,931 We did? 801 00:31:54,965 --> 00:31:56,633 Yeah, that time you came over? 802 00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:58,501 You wanted to have sex? 803 00:31:58,536 --> 00:32:01,604 I wasn't clear about what happened. 804 00:32:01,639 --> 00:32:03,006 Okay. 805 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,742 We can't be boyfriend and girlfriend. 806 00:32:07,912 --> 00:32:12,115 But you were there for me with Liam and Fiona. 807 00:32:12,149 --> 00:32:15,118 Yeah, that's what friends do. 808 00:32:15,152 --> 00:32:16,820 "Friends"? 809 00:32:16,854 --> 00:32:19,155 Look, Deb. I really like you. 810 00:32:19,190 --> 00:32:21,958 But then why are you breaking up with me? 811 00:32:21,992 --> 00:32:24,294 Because you're too young. 812 00:32:26,597 --> 00:32:28,498 I should've lied about my age. 813 00:32:28,532 --> 00:32:31,267 I mean, we can try again when you're older, but-- 814 00:32:31,302 --> 00:32:33,169 How much older? 815 00:32:33,204 --> 00:32:36,206 16? I don't know. 816 00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:40,677 What's wrong with me? 817 00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:42,412 Nothing, Deb. You're perfect. 818 00:32:42,446 --> 00:32:45,915 You just-- you gotta date guys your own age. 819 00:32:45,950 --> 00:32:48,685 I should probably date girls my own age. 820 00:32:50,988 --> 00:32:53,656 Dinner smells good. 821 00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,430 I want to go home. 822 00:33:00,464 --> 00:33:01,931 Women... 823 00:33:01,966 --> 00:33:04,868 I like 'em fat, vicious, and not too smart. 824 00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:06,503 - Nothing spiritual either. - Hey. 825 00:33:06,537 --> 00:33:07,937 Hey, what's for dinner? 826 00:33:07,972 --> 00:33:09,305 Take Liam upstairs. 827 00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:11,040 I'll get it ready, okay? 828 00:33:11,075 --> 00:33:12,809 Kids at school said he's retarded. 829 00:33:12,843 --> 00:33:15,645 Oh, fuck them. He's not retarded. 830 00:33:15,679 --> 00:33:18,648 Go clean up. Clean up. 831 00:33:18,682 --> 00:33:20,183 ♪ moving your body ♪ 832 00:33:20,217 --> 00:33:22,952 ♪ pressing against me ♪ 833 00:33:22,987 --> 00:33:27,190 ♪ don't stop turning up the heat ♪ 834 00:33:27,224 --> 00:33:29,325 ♪ turning up the heat ♪ 835 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,761 ♪ you'll like what you see ♪ 836 00:33:31,796 --> 00:33:33,797 ♪ you'll like what you see ♪ 837 00:33:33,831 --> 00:33:35,799 ♪ you're no good for me ♪ 838 00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:39,002 ♪ that's what you are ♪ 839 00:33:39,036 --> 00:33:41,204 ♪ bad boy, bad, bad boy ♪ 840 00:33:41,238 --> 00:33:42,705 ♪ bad boy ♪ 841 00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:45,275 ♪ it's insanity, chemistry ♪ 842 00:33:45,309 --> 00:33:46,776 ♪ you'll give it up for me ♪ 843 00:33:46,811 --> 00:33:49,179 ♪ keep using it, doing it ♪ 844 00:33:49,213 --> 00:33:50,980 ♪ turn it up, turn it up ♪ 845 00:33:51,015 --> 00:33:53,550 ♪ you're no good for me ♪ 846 00:33:53,584 --> 00:33:55,652 Time's up, lovebirds. 847 00:33:55,686 --> 00:33:57,620 Get up. 848 00:33:57,655 --> 00:34:02,859 That means get the fuck up. It's my turn. 849 00:34:02,893 --> 00:34:05,695 I'll look for you later, Curtis. 850 00:34:05,729 --> 00:34:07,297 "Curtis"? 851 00:34:07,331 --> 00:34:10,800 - Fucking stage name? - 25 bucks gets you a dance. 852 00:34:10,835 --> 00:34:12,302 Excuse me? 853 00:34:12,336 --> 00:34:14,170 Don't want to dance, you gotta move on. 854 00:34:14,205 --> 00:34:16,172 Okay, all right. 855 00:34:16,207 --> 00:34:18,408 25 bucks for your ass, huh? 856 00:34:18,442 --> 00:34:21,411 Never had to pay for that shit before. 857 00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:36,593 So how's your day going so far? 858 00:34:36,627 --> 00:34:38,494 How's my fucking day going? 859 00:34:38,529 --> 00:34:39,896 Having fun? 860 00:34:39,930 --> 00:34:40,930 No, I'm not having fun. 861 00:34:40,965 --> 00:34:42,198 I spent the whole day 862 00:34:42,233 --> 00:34:44,234 looking for your coked-out ass. 863 00:34:44,268 --> 00:34:48,104 Your family's worried about you. 864 00:34:48,138 --> 00:34:49,839 Hello? The fuck? 865 00:34:49,874 --> 00:34:52,375 I can't talk to you like this. Can we go outside? 866 00:34:52,409 --> 00:34:54,244 These fudge packers got so much snow up your beak, 867 00:34:54,278 --> 00:34:55,879 you're tweaking like a little bitch. 868 00:34:55,913 --> 00:34:58,548 25 bucks only buys you one dance. 869 00:34:58,582 --> 00:35:00,583 Okay. Then let's go back to my place. 870 00:35:00,618 --> 00:35:02,118 You can sober up a little bit. 871 00:35:02,152 --> 00:35:03,620 Catch up or some shit. 872 00:35:03,654 --> 00:35:05,755 Tell me where you've been all this time. 873 00:35:05,789 --> 00:35:07,357 That was fun. 874 00:35:07,391 --> 00:35:09,392 Find me if you want another one. 875 00:35:09,426 --> 00:35:10,894 Are you fucking kidding me? 876 00:35:10,928 --> 00:35:12,528 Hey, hey. 877 00:35:12,563 --> 00:35:15,064 Look, you don't want to hang out with me, 878 00:35:15,099 --> 00:35:16,499 that's fine. 879 00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:20,169 You need to call your family. 880 00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:21,571 Your dad's dying, Ian. 881 00:35:21,605 --> 00:35:23,606 Fiona almost killed Liam. 882 00:35:23,641 --> 00:35:25,608 Call them. 883 00:35:25,643 --> 00:35:27,710 Is everything okay here, Curtis? 884 00:35:27,745 --> 00:35:30,113 - Everything's great, Roger. - Good. 885 00:35:30,147 --> 00:35:34,117 'Cause that guy over there looks like he may want a dance. 886 00:35:34,151 --> 00:35:36,019 - I'm on it. - Thank you. 887 00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:37,253 Okay. 888 00:35:37,288 --> 00:35:40,023 Don't choke on any gray pubes. 889 00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:42,091 Relax, shaft. I'm leaving. 890 00:35:47,798 --> 00:35:50,266 Are you retarded now? 891 00:35:50,301 --> 00:35:53,870 I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze. 892 00:36:01,578 --> 00:36:03,346 Hi. 893 00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:05,214 What was jail like? 894 00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:07,817 You get any tattoos? 895 00:36:07,851 --> 00:36:11,020 It was claustrophobic. 896 00:36:11,055 --> 00:36:14,324 It's lonely, sad. 897 00:36:14,358 --> 00:36:15,992 They try to shave your head? 898 00:36:16,026 --> 00:36:18,227 You can't tell this is a wig? 899 00:36:18,262 --> 00:36:20,396 They treat you like cattle. 900 00:36:20,431 --> 00:36:22,065 No one cares about you. 901 00:36:22,099 --> 00:36:23,466 Anyone get stabbed? 902 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,301 Probably if I was there longer. 903 00:36:25,336 --> 00:36:27,770 You can't piss or shit in private. 904 00:36:27,838 --> 00:36:32,475 The worst part was not knowing if I'd see you guys again. 905 00:36:34,211 --> 00:36:36,412 Don't end up there. 906 00:36:51,228 --> 00:36:52,795 Smells good. 907 00:36:52,830 --> 00:36:54,097 Yeah. 908 00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:59,268 Where'd you get all this stuff? 909 00:36:59,303 --> 00:37:02,872 School. 910 00:37:02,906 --> 00:37:04,874 Thanks. 911 00:37:12,082 --> 00:37:15,885 So, I had my prelim hearing. 912 00:37:15,919 --> 00:37:17,720 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 913 00:37:17,755 --> 00:37:19,155 My lawyer's gonna try to get me probation 914 00:37:19,189 --> 00:37:20,890 if I plead guilty. 915 00:37:20,924 --> 00:37:22,725 Okay. 916 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,728 Might have to serve a little time though. 917 00:37:25,763 --> 00:37:28,398 Yeah? How long? 918 00:37:28,432 --> 00:37:31,167 90 days or less. 919 00:37:31,201 --> 00:37:33,703 All right. 920 00:37:33,737 --> 00:37:37,040 I suppose we'll manage. 921 00:37:37,074 --> 00:37:39,509 Or I could go to trial. 922 00:37:39,543 --> 00:37:40,843 Why would you want to do that? 923 00:37:40,878 --> 00:37:43,112 Why wouldn't I do that? 924 00:37:43,147 --> 00:37:44,647 Because you'll get convicted. 925 00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:47,316 - You don't know that. - Yes, I do. 926 00:37:47,351 --> 00:37:50,353 - I made a mistake. - You're guilty. 927 00:37:50,387 --> 00:37:52,989 - It was an accident. - You almost killed Liam! 928 00:37:53,023 --> 00:37:54,791 You don't think I know that? 929 00:37:54,825 --> 00:37:55,958 You don't think I'm blaming myself enough already 930 00:37:55,993 --> 00:37:58,661 so I need you to do it too? 931 00:38:00,564 --> 00:38:05,301 So how long are you in prison if, ah, if you lose? 932 00:38:05,335 --> 00:38:06,869 Five years. 933 00:38:06,904 --> 00:38:10,339 So that makes me almost 25. 934 00:38:10,374 --> 00:38:12,375 Still at home, taking care of the kids. 935 00:38:12,409 --> 00:38:14,143 I know I can win. 936 00:38:14,178 --> 00:38:15,845 Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's 937 00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:17,814 coke out for her three-year-old brother to eat. 938 00:38:17,848 --> 00:38:19,382 Half a gram in the system. 939 00:38:19,416 --> 00:38:21,117 Yeah, you're right. You can totally win. 940 00:38:21,151 --> 00:38:22,985 - I didn't do it on purpose. - Yeah, but you did it! 941 00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:25,321 I turned my back, 942 00:38:25,355 --> 00:38:27,990 for, like, two seconds, 943 00:38:28,025 --> 00:38:30,226 and now my life is ruined? How is that fair? 944 00:38:30,260 --> 00:38:31,828 You're his guardian. 945 00:38:31,862 --> 00:38:34,363 You signed up for this. 946 00:38:34,398 --> 00:38:37,366 I can't go back to jail. 947 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:39,335 Of course, this is all about you. 948 00:38:39,369 --> 00:38:41,204 Yes, it's about me! 949 00:38:41,238 --> 00:38:42,905 Okay, 'cause it's never about me 950 00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:45,708 and I'm finally making it about me! 951 00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:46,976 So what, I'm supposed to drop out of school 952 00:38:47,010 --> 00:38:48,578 while you do five years? 953 00:38:48,612 --> 00:38:52,648 - I'm not guilty! - Liam almost died! 954 00:38:52,683 --> 00:38:54,884 And that was you! All fucking you! 955 00:38:54,918 --> 00:38:56,252 Your coke, your boyfriend, 956 00:38:56,286 --> 00:38:58,154 your fucked up life! 957 00:38:58,188 --> 00:39:01,190 It's not mine! All right? 958 00:39:07,798 --> 00:39:09,832 Frank's passed out up in the bathroom. 959 00:39:20,410 --> 00:39:22,345 Oh, fuck. 960 00:39:22,379 --> 00:39:23,946 Shit. 961 00:39:23,981 --> 00:39:26,582 He's shooting heroin now? 962 00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:27,884 Is he dead? 963 00:39:27,918 --> 00:39:29,685 No, unfortunately not. 964 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,120 Oh, my God. 965 00:39:31,155 --> 00:39:32,255 Carl, grab his legs. 966 00:39:32,289 --> 00:39:33,523 He shit himself. 967 00:39:33,557 --> 00:39:36,058 All right, use a fucking towel. 968 00:39:36,093 --> 00:39:37,360 I got him. You got him? 969 00:39:37,394 --> 00:39:39,362 Where we taking him? 970 00:39:39,396 --> 00:39:40,363 Where we always do-- street. 971 00:39:40,397 --> 00:39:44,200 What's going on? 972 00:39:44,234 --> 00:39:45,635 It smells up here. 973 00:39:45,669 --> 00:39:47,937 Good. You're home. You deal with him. 974 00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:50,239 Daddy? What happened? 975 00:39:50,274 --> 00:39:51,707 He's unconscious. 976 00:39:51,742 --> 00:39:54,577 - Must have had too many oxys. - Save it. 977 00:39:54,611 --> 00:39:56,312 All right? Just get him the fuck out of the house. 978 00:39:56,346 --> 00:39:58,548 - What? - I warned you. Now go! 979 00:39:58,582 --> 00:40:00,316 Carl, come here. Get rid of any evidence 980 00:40:00,350 --> 00:40:01,717 in Frank's room, all right? 981 00:40:01,752 --> 00:40:03,920 He is too sick to leave the house. 982 00:40:03,954 --> 00:40:05,388 Yeah, no shit! 983 00:40:05,422 --> 00:40:06,489 You just let him shoot a bunch of fucking H! 984 00:40:06,523 --> 00:40:08,090 He was in pain! 985 00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:09,458 What if the social worker had showed up right now? 986 00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:11,060 - But she didn't. - These kids 987 00:40:11,094 --> 00:40:12,061 would've been taken away. 988 00:40:12,095 --> 00:40:13,496 And what do you care, huh? 989 00:40:13,530 --> 00:40:15,598 You just want to make nicey-nicey with daddy. 990 00:40:15,632 --> 00:40:18,134 You get the fuck out of my house! 991 00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:22,238 Fiona? 992 00:40:22,272 --> 00:40:25,241 You have to go, Sammi. 993 00:40:28,645 --> 00:40:30,313 Pops? 994 00:40:30,347 --> 00:40:32,315 Oh, God. 995 00:40:38,822 --> 00:40:39,789 You okay? 996 00:40:39,823 --> 00:40:41,857 Yeah. Hmm. Fine. 997 00:40:41,892 --> 00:40:43,426 You know, we can still do stuff together. 998 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:45,461 Yeah. Great. Cool. 999 00:40:45,495 --> 00:40:48,364 - You know, go to movies... - Perfect. Sounds fun. 1000 00:40:48,398 --> 00:40:49,966 Hang out, like friends do. 1001 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,334 Talk to you later. 1002 00:40:51,368 --> 00:40:52,635 Yeah. I'll talk to you later. 1003 00:40:52,669 --> 00:40:54,670 - Bye. - Bye-- 1004 00:40:57,642 --> 00:41:00,104 Don't bang his leg, Chuckie. Okay. 1005 00:41:00,177 --> 00:41:02,612 One, two, three! 1006 00:41:02,646 --> 00:41:04,146 It smells. 1007 00:41:04,181 --> 00:41:05,815 Excuse me! 1008 00:41:05,849 --> 00:41:08,017 Debbie, Lip kicked us out. 1009 00:41:11,755 --> 00:41:14,023 - I'm sorry. - It's okay, dad. 1010 00:41:14,057 --> 00:41:15,491 I'm sorry. 1011 00:41:15,525 --> 00:41:16,626 Okay, let's power through, come on. 1012 00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:17,927 I'm so sorry. 1013 00:41:17,961 --> 00:41:20,630 One, two, three! 1014 00:41:37,714 --> 00:41:39,015 Ow! 1015 00:41:39,049 --> 00:41:41,384 Holy fuck! 1016 00:41:46,056 --> 00:41:48,691 It's so cold. 1017 00:41:48,725 --> 00:41:49,959 Aren't you cold? 1018 00:41:49,993 --> 00:41:52,028 No. 1019 00:41:52,062 --> 00:41:53,329 Where's your car? 1020 00:41:53,363 --> 00:41:54,764 I took a cab. 1021 00:41:54,798 --> 00:41:56,632 I've gotta keep you warm. 1022 00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:59,335 Got any party favors at your place? 1023 00:41:59,369 --> 00:42:00,836 Anything you want. 1024 00:42:00,871 --> 00:42:03,339 Car will be here in under three minutes. 1025 00:42:03,373 --> 00:42:05,441 What should we do till then? 1026 00:42:05,475 --> 00:42:07,310 Ow! 1027 00:42:07,344 --> 00:42:09,278 Why don't you molest someone your own age, you geritol fuck? 1028 00:42:09,313 --> 00:42:11,781 Ow! Fuck! Ow! 1029 00:42:11,815 --> 00:42:13,949 You're an animal. 1030 00:42:13,984 --> 00:42:15,051 I'm not the one groping and licking 1031 00:42:15,085 --> 00:42:16,619 on underage boys, am I? 1032 00:42:16,653 --> 00:42:18,721 - We're just having fun. - Shut the fuck up. 1033 00:42:18,755 --> 00:42:20,856 Give Curtis some money before he calls the cops on you. 1034 00:42:20,891 --> 00:42:23,793 Okay. Okay. Here, take, here. 1035 00:42:23,827 --> 00:42:25,161 Good, good. Thank you. 1036 00:42:25,195 --> 00:42:27,530 Get the fuck out of here. 1037 00:42:27,564 --> 00:42:29,374 - Get out of here! - Ow! 1038 00:42:31,034 --> 00:42:33,569 And learn how to run like a dude! 1039 00:42:40,646 --> 00:42:43,748 Jesus Christ, Ian. 1040 00:42:43,749 --> 00:42:46,717 Hey, hey. 1041 00:42:50,587 --> 00:42:51,821 Okay. 1042 00:42:51,855 --> 00:42:54,990 You called for an Uber? 1043 00:42:55,025 --> 00:42:57,993 Yeah, I called for an Uber. 1044 00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:04,834 Okay. Good job, fellas. 1045 00:43:04,868 --> 00:43:06,836 Almost there. 1046 00:43:06,870 --> 00:43:08,671 Easy does it, Chuckie. 1047 00:43:08,705 --> 00:43:10,373 Let's get him in the chair. 1048 00:43:10,407 --> 00:43:12,975 Okay. 1049 00:43:13,009 --> 00:43:15,845 There we go. 1050 00:43:15,879 --> 00:43:18,547 Home sweet home. 1051 00:43:22,219 --> 00:43:23,886 Okay-- wait, wait! 1052 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,087 Whoa! Whoa! 1053 00:43:25,122 --> 00:43:29,525 God. 1054 00:43:29,559 --> 00:43:31,827 We gotta get you out of here. 1055 00:43:45,609 --> 00:43:48,411 Good boy, Chuckie. 1056 00:43:48,445 --> 00:43:51,013 I didn't know you had it in you, boy. 1057 00:43:51,047 --> 00:43:52,581 Is Sheila gonna be mad at me? 1058 00:43:52,616 --> 00:43:54,083 She's out of town. 1059 00:43:54,117 --> 00:43:57,920 Now, dad, let's get you washed up, huh? 1060 00:43:57,954 --> 00:44:02,291 ♪ I was there, always there ♪ 1061 00:44:02,325 --> 00:44:07,930 ♪ you, a partner in all my crimes ♪ 1062 00:44:07,964 --> 00:44:12,268 ♪ the laughter at my punch lines ♪ 1063 00:44:18,608 --> 00:44:21,043 ♪ and I'll be a frick and you'll be my frack ♪ 1064 00:44:21,077 --> 00:44:26,282 ♪ you'll always know that I've got your back ♪ 1065 00:44:26,316 --> 00:44:28,784 ♪ and we'll tango down to the end of the tracks ♪ 1066 00:44:28,819 --> 00:44:30,953 ♪ every step of the way I got your back ♪ 1067 00:44:38,295 --> 00:44:41,430 Fuck it. 1068 00:44:45,135 --> 00:44:48,938 ♪ into the darkness ♪ 1069 00:45:09,259 --> 00:45:11,227 All right, last question, Liam. 1070 00:45:11,261 --> 00:45:13,128 Have you made friends with an inanimate object? 1071 00:45:13,163 --> 00:45:14,763 Like a lamp or chair? 1072 00:45:14,798 --> 00:45:16,599 All right. 1073 00:45:16,633 --> 00:45:18,300 I'm submitting your answers. 1074 00:45:18,335 --> 00:45:20,402 Let's see what your score is. 1075 00:45:20,437 --> 00:45:22,171 - Yeah! _ - Good news. 1076 00:45:22,205 --> 00:45:23,472 You're not retarded. 1077 00:45:23,507 --> 00:45:24,874 Now you. 1078 00:45:24,908 --> 00:45:27,776 All right. Now let's see. 1079 00:45:27,811 --> 00:45:30,079 Yes. No. 1080 00:45:30,113 --> 00:45:33,682 Yes. No. No. Yes. 1081 00:45:33,717 --> 00:45:35,484 No. Yes. 1082 00:45:35,519 --> 00:45:37,520 All right. 1083 00:45:40,557 --> 00:45:43,592 _ 1084 00:45:43,627 --> 00:45:46,795 This stupid fucking computer. 1085 00:45:46,830 --> 00:45:48,831 Ow. 1086 00:45:53,570 --> 00:45:56,605 My dick is like three times bigger than this gun. 1087 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,974 You took the bullets out, right? 1088 00:45:59,009 --> 00:46:02,478 Yes, honey. Heard you loud and clear. 1089 00:46:02,512 --> 00:46:03,812 Oh, shit. 1090 00:46:03,847 --> 00:46:06,348 Look at this fetus being reabsorbed. 1091 00:46:06,383 --> 00:46:08,217 V, would you stop looking at that shit? 1092 00:46:08,251 --> 00:46:09,518 You're gonna freak yourself out. 1093 00:46:09,553 --> 00:46:11,654 Oh. I can't help it. 1094 00:46:11,688 --> 00:46:13,522 I couldn't protect my triplet in utero. 1095 00:46:13,557 --> 00:46:15,624 You better be damn well sure 1096 00:46:15,659 --> 00:46:17,993 I'm gonna protect my twins in the real world. 1097 00:46:18,028 --> 00:46:20,663 Damn, baby. You're starting to turn me on. 1098 00:46:20,697 --> 00:46:21,897 What? 1099 00:46:21,932 --> 00:46:24,033 Yeah. 1100 00:46:24,067 --> 00:46:25,401 No constipation? 1101 00:46:25,435 --> 00:46:26,802 Or bloating or mucous? 1102 00:46:26,836 --> 00:46:28,337 Oh, no, I still got them. 1103 00:46:28,371 --> 00:46:30,005 But I'm starting to see what all those horny, 1104 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,040 pregnant women were talking about. 1105 00:46:31,074 --> 00:46:32,308 Come here. 1106 00:46:32,342 --> 00:46:35,377 Oh. Yes, finally. 1107 00:46:35,412 --> 00:46:41,216 Thank you. Thank you. 1108 00:46:41,251 --> 00:46:44,219 There we go. 1109 00:46:46,222 --> 00:46:48,190 Okay. 1110 00:46:54,164 --> 00:46:57,633 Oh. Feels good. 1111 00:46:57,667 --> 00:47:02,037 - Warm. - Scrub up. 1112 00:47:02,072 --> 00:47:03,839 Oh! Oh! 1113 00:47:03,873 --> 00:47:06,141 It's okay. I got you, I got you. 1114 00:47:06,176 --> 00:47:07,743 I got you. I got you. 1115 00:47:07,777 --> 00:47:09,345 - Almost fell. - It's okay. 1116 00:47:09,379 --> 00:47:10,980 Hold on to the side there, okay? 1117 00:47:11,014 --> 00:47:14,116 Okay? Just hang on. 1118 00:47:14,150 --> 00:47:17,019 Hang on a second. 1119 00:47:17,053 --> 00:47:19,788 I'll be right there. 1120 00:47:19,823 --> 00:47:25,327 Now... 1121 00:47:25,362 --> 00:47:29,064 make room for Sammi. 1122 00:47:29,099 --> 00:47:31,333 Grab on. I got you. 1123 00:47:31,368 --> 00:47:32,868 No, no. No, no, no. 1124 00:47:32,902 --> 00:47:34,737 Hey, hey, hey. 1125 00:47:34,771 --> 00:47:37,640 I'm not gonna bite. Okay? 1126 00:47:37,674 --> 00:47:39,074 Come on. 1127 00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:41,677 Here. Come to me. 1128 00:47:41,711 --> 00:47:43,746 Come on, dad. Come over here. 1129 00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:47,149 There you go. There you go. 1130 00:47:49,352 --> 00:47:51,320 There you go. 1131 00:47:51,354 --> 00:47:54,657 That's not so bad, is it? 1132 00:47:54,691 --> 00:47:57,426 Get you all cleaned up. Okay. 1133 00:48:19,149 --> 00:48:20,616 Ms. Vidal, Mr. Jeffreys, 1134 00:48:20,650 --> 00:48:22,184 I understand you've come up with a deal. 1135 00:48:22,218 --> 00:48:24,119 - Yes, Your Honor, we ha-- - Except for one point. 1136 00:48:24,154 --> 00:48:25,587 We'd like to defer to you on this count. 1137 00:48:25,622 --> 00:48:27,089 What have you worked out so far? 1138 00:48:27,123 --> 00:48:28,957 Your Honor, in exchange for a guilty plea 1139 00:48:28,992 --> 00:48:30,459 of child endangerment and possession, 1140 00:48:30,493 --> 00:48:31,960 the state is willing to offer Ms. Gallagher 1141 00:48:31,995 --> 00:48:33,295 a three-year probation 1142 00:48:33,329 --> 00:48:35,064 with mandatory random drug testing 1143 00:48:35,098 --> 00:48:37,099 as well as 200 hours of both parenting classes 1144 00:48:37,133 --> 00:48:38,801 and Narcotics Anonymous meetings. 1145 00:48:38,835 --> 00:48:40,436 The state would also recommend that Ms. Gallagher 1146 00:48:40,470 --> 00:48:42,404 serve 90 days in the state penitentiary. 1147 00:48:42,439 --> 00:48:45,040 And I'm suggesting that since this is my client's 1148 00:48:45,075 --> 00:48:47,342 first offense, and she already has time served, 1149 00:48:47,377 --> 00:48:49,211 that she only do 30 days. 1150 00:48:49,245 --> 00:48:51,413 - Is that everything? - Yes, Your Honor, it is. 1151 00:48:51,448 --> 00:48:52,681 Yes, Your Honor. 1152 00:48:52,716 --> 00:48:54,383 Mr. Jeffreys, I will be reducing 1153 00:48:54,417 --> 00:48:55,951 your request from 200 hours of parenting 1154 00:48:55,985 --> 00:48:58,353 and NA meetings to 100 hours. 1155 00:48:58,388 --> 00:49:00,889 And since I do not believe justice will be served 1156 00:49:00,924 --> 00:49:03,092 by additional jail time for Ms. Gallagher, 1157 00:49:03,126 --> 00:49:04,560 I'll sign off on her completion 1158 00:49:04,594 --> 00:49:06,295 of that part of the plea bargain. 1159 00:49:06,329 --> 00:49:07,429 Yes, Your Honor. 1160 00:49:07,464 --> 00:49:08,697 No jail. 1161 00:49:08,732 --> 00:49:10,132 Ms. Gallagher, I want to make sure 1162 00:49:10,166 --> 00:49:11,700 you understand what's happening. 1163 00:49:11,735 --> 00:49:14,403 With this plea agreement, you will be a felon. 1164 00:49:14,437 --> 00:49:17,072 As such, you will serve three years probation, 1165 00:49:17,107 --> 00:49:19,675 during which time you cannot leave the state of Illinois. 1166 00:49:19,709 --> 00:49:21,744 You must meet with your probation officer 1167 00:49:21,778 --> 00:49:23,345 once a week. 1168 00:49:23,379 --> 00:49:25,681 You will not be able to get a government job, 1169 00:49:25,715 --> 00:49:27,716 hold public office, vote. 1170 00:49:27,751 --> 00:49:30,419 If you possess a passport, you must surrender it. 1171 00:49:30,453 --> 00:49:33,188 You shall refrain from excessive use of alcohol. 1172 00:49:33,223 --> 00:49:35,257 You shall not purchase, possess, use, distribute, 1173 00:49:35,291 --> 00:49:38,060 or administer any controlled substance. 1174 00:49:38,094 --> 00:49:39,695 You shall not engage with any persons involved 1175 00:49:39,729 --> 00:49:41,363 in criminal activity. 1176 00:49:41,397 --> 00:49:44,266 You will be under house arrest until further notice. 1177 00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:47,736 Do you understand what I'm saying? 1178 00:49:47,771 --> 00:49:49,605 Yes, Your Honor. 1179 00:49:49,639 --> 00:49:50,873 Then how do you plead to possession 1180 00:49:50,907 --> 00:49:55,544 and child endangerment? 1181 00:49:55,578 --> 00:49:57,579 I'm guilty. 1182 00:49:57,614 --> 00:50:01,116 ♪ you don't ♪ 1183 00:50:01,151 --> 00:50:06,421 ♪ need a reason ♪ 1184 00:50:06,456 --> 00:50:10,626 ♪ for I know that ♪ 1185 00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:14,596 ♪ what I've done is wrong ♪ 1186 00:50:19,351 --> 00:50:21,470 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com