1 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:02,900 ♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪ 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:04,733 ♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪ 3 00:00:04,733 --> 00:00:06,633 ♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪ 4 00:00:06,633 --> 00:00:09,333 ♪ Can't do a little, 'cause he can't do enough ♪ 5 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:11,500 ♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪ 6 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,733 ♪ He's your friend when things get rough ♪ 7 00:00:13,733 --> 00:00:15,733 ♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪ 8 00:00:15,733 --> 00:00:18,900 ♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪ 9 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:27,033 - Oh! It's a message from headquarters. 10 00:00:27,033 --> 00:00:28,500 - Yeah! A message from headquarters! 11 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:30,066 - What could they want with me? 12 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,033 Urgent to Witchiepoo. 13 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,166 Boss Witch will arrive on inspection tour. 14 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:37,133 - Inspection tour? 15 00:00:37,133 --> 00:00:38,333 - Will visit Living Island. 16 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:39,166 - Living Island. 17 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:40,000 - For first time. 18 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,466 - For first time. 19 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,800 - What are you, an echo? 20 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,800 I don't need you to repeat that Boss Witch is... 21 00:00:48,433 --> 00:00:49,966 Boss Witch is coming here? 22 00:00:50,933 --> 00:00:53,566 Oh! On an inspection tour? 23 00:00:53,566 --> 00:00:54,366 Oh! Oh! 24 00:00:55,433 --> 00:00:58,300 - Please, Witchiepoo, calm down! 25 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:00,300 - "Calm down," he says! 26 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,933 The Commander in Chief of all Witchdom is coming here 27 00:01:02,933 --> 00:01:06,700 for the first time and he says "Calm down!" 28 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:10,000 - Why'd you say it, Orson? 29 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,900 - Oh this is terrible! This is awful! 30 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:13,800 We'll never be ready! 31 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,600 I'll fail the inspection test. 32 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,166 I'll be a washed-up, ditched witch 33 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:19,100 without a wand to witch with! 34 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,766 - Hey that's good, Chiefy. 35 00:01:20,766 --> 00:01:22,600 Now why don't you try "Peter Piper Picked a Peck of-" 36 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,133 - Will you shut up you, dumb-dumb? 37 00:01:26,033 --> 00:01:28,500 My whole future's at stake. 38 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,300 I've got to get ready for the inspection. 39 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,500 I've got to let the whole island know 40 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,800 the Boss Witch is coming! 41 00:01:35,566 --> 00:01:37,533 Calling all evil trees, tombstones and mushrooms, 42 00:01:37,533 --> 00:01:39,000 this is your gorgeous leader. 43 00:01:40,466 --> 00:01:43,400 Now hear this! Boss Witch is coming! Boss Witch is coming! 44 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,700 We're listening, O gorgeous leader. 45 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:48,266 - Trees, comb your leaves and polish your roots. 46 00:01:48,266 --> 00:01:49,100 - Roger! 47 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:49,933 - Witchiepoo. 48 00:01:49,933 --> 00:01:50,900 - Comb and polish. 49 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:52,466 - Tombstones, get scrubbed up. 50 00:01:52,466 --> 00:01:54,933 And you, douse that cigar. 51 00:01:54,933 --> 00:01:56,900 - Anything you say, Chief. 52 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:59,666 - And I'll be down to check on ya later. Over and out. 53 00:02:00,966 --> 00:02:02,233 - Attaboy, Chiefy. That's telling them! 54 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:03,866 - Well, what are you standing there for? 55 00:02:03,866 --> 00:02:05,400 We've got tons of work to do. 56 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,633 The castle's a mess. 57 00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:09,233 We've gotta clean, scrub, polish, wash. 58 00:02:09,233 --> 00:02:11,733 Well, just don't stand there! Move! 59 00:02:22,866 --> 00:02:24,900 - Witch alarm! Witch alarm! Boss Witch is coming! 60 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,133 Boss Witch is coming! Witch alarm! Witch alarm! 61 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:28,600 - Hold it! Hold it! 62 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,733 You mean the Boss Witch is coming here to Living Island? 63 00:02:31,733 --> 00:02:34,300 - Right! She's coming to inspect Witchiepoo's castle. 64 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:37,866 - Oh my! That's awful. Terrible! 65 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,233 - Who's the Boss Witch? 66 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:41,300 - She's the Commander in Chief of all Witchiedom. 67 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:42,733 - Boss Witch is coming! Boss Witch is coming! 68 00:02:42,733 --> 00:02:44,400 Boss Witch is coming! Boss Witch is coming! 69 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,900 Boss Witch is coming! Boss Witch is coming! 70 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,866 - Boy, that's all we need, another witch. 71 00:02:47,866 --> 00:02:49,066 - What's gonna happen? 72 00:02:49,066 --> 00:02:50,566 - Don't rightly know. 73 00:02:50,566 --> 00:02:53,366 I better sound our witch alarm and get everyone together. 74 00:02:53,366 --> 00:02:56,333 Let's hurry! This is a real emergency! 75 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:58,100 Witch alarm! 76 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,066 Witch alarm! 77 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:03,100 - Gosh, Puf, what does this Boss Witch look like? 78 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,366 Has anyone seen her? 79 00:03:04,366 --> 00:03:06,566 - No, she's never come to our island before. 80 00:03:06,566 --> 00:03:08,433 - That sounds like trouble! 81 00:03:08,433 --> 00:03:11,400 - It sure does and we better prepare for it. 82 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:13,066 Witch alarm! 83 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,400 - Reporting for duty, Mayor. 84 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:20,066 - Reporting for duty. We heard all about Boss Witch! 85 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:23,500 - I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm ready for action! 86 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,600 - Here I am! Have helmet, will travel. 87 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,800 - All right. Line up, everyone! Line up. 88 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,800 Fall in. Attention! Now hurry, hurry! 89 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,533 Attention. Attention. I said, "Attention!" 90 00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:39,500 Now troops, we're facing a real emergency. 91 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,133 No one knows what the Boss Witch looks like 92 00:03:42,133 --> 00:03:43,500 or why she's here. 93 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,900 But we do know we must present a solid front. 94 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,900 - Three cheers for Pufnstuf! 95 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:50,633 - He hasn't done anything yet. 96 00:03:50,633 --> 00:03:52,400 - Encourage him! Encourage him! 97 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,633 - Quiet, quiet! Quiet in the ranks! 98 00:03:55,633 --> 00:03:59,600 Now, we have to figure out what to do first. 99 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,233 - I think we should keep an eye on the castle 100 00:04:01,233 --> 00:04:03,333 so we'll know when the Boss Witch arrives. 101 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:06,000 - Good idea, Jimmy. But who will volunteer? 102 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,133 - Horse will! 103 00:04:07,133 --> 00:04:08,100 I will? 104 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:11,000 - You will? Thank you, Horse! 105 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,666 - Attaboy! That's terrific! 106 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:14,133 - But, but... 107 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:16,133 - Oh, I think it's so brave of you to volunteer. 108 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:18,433 You're a real hero. 109 00:04:19,533 --> 00:04:20,800 Oh! 110 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,033 How about that? I guess I am a hero. 111 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:24,533 - Then you'll have to hurry. 112 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:27,400 - Your job is to get near the castle 113 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,866 and report when the Boss Witch arrives. 114 00:04:29,866 --> 00:04:32,433 - Finally got you to do some work around here. 115 00:04:32,433 --> 00:04:33,733 Move out! 116 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:37,566 - Watch your hands, Buster! I'm a hero. 117 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:39,533 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 118 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:42,800 ♪ Do, do, do, do do ♪ 119 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,633 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪ 120 00:04:44,633 --> 00:04:45,866 ♪ Do, do, do, do ♪ 121 00:04:45,866 --> 00:04:50,433 Hey! Look at that. It's Stupid Bat. Good gosh! 122 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:52,566 He's flying lopsided. 123 00:04:53,766 --> 00:04:55,600 Uh-oh! Oh! Oh boy. Oh, he's gonna crash. 124 00:04:56,533 --> 00:04:58,133 - Oh, look out. Look out! 125 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,700 Oh. Oh, he crashed in the trees. 126 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,233 No wonder they call him stupid. 127 00:05:02,233 --> 00:05:04,166 Hey there, Stupid Bat. You okay? 128 00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:05,666 Stupid Bat, say something! 129 00:05:05,666 --> 00:05:10,433 - Uh, Bat-O-Gram. Urgent message for Witchiepoo. 130 00:05:10,433 --> 00:05:12,366 Bat-O-Gram. Oh! Oh! 131 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,133 - Urgent message for Witchiepoo? 132 00:05:17,133 --> 00:05:19,800 Whoa! I better take this back to Pufnstuf. 133 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,900 Sorry to leave you like this, Stupid Bat, 134 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,900 but that's spy biz. 135 00:05:36,733 --> 00:05:38,866 - This looks like a good escape route. 136 00:05:38,866 --> 00:05:42,500 - Yes, my wagon couldn't make it, but the rescue racer can. 137 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,866 Right, Pufnstuf? 138 00:05:43,866 --> 00:05:45,333 - Right. 139 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:47,866 We'll have the rescue racer ready to move out if we have to. 140 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:50,933 Here comes Cling and Clang. 141 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:52,633 What is it, boys? What is it? 142 00:05:53,466 --> 00:05:55,800 The horse is coming. 143 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,533 Hey, everyone! Horse is coming! 144 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:59,800 - He must have some news about Boss Witch. 145 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,500 - Hurry up! Hurry! 146 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,433 Okay, Horse, report. What do you have to tell us? 147 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:05,266 Come on. 148 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:06,100 - What's this note? 149 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,366 - Uh, it's a Bat-O-Gram. 150 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,066 Stupid Bat was flying with it to Witchiepoo. 151 00:06:09,066 --> 00:06:10,666 Must be important. 152 00:06:10,666 --> 00:06:12,433 - Read it, Jimmy. Quick! Quick! 153 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:15,300 - To Witchiepoo from Witch Headquarters. 154 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:18,333 Visit canceled. Carry on evil work as usual. 155 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:20,100 We'll meet you next inspection tour. 156 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:22,333 Signed, bad luck, Boss Witch. 157 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,166 She's not coming! Boss Witch isn't coming! 158 00:06:25,066 --> 00:06:26,566 - Hooray! 159 00:06:26,566 --> 00:06:29,066 - And if it wasn't for our polka-dotted spy right here, 160 00:06:29,066 --> 00:06:31,033 we'd never have known. 161 00:06:31,033 --> 00:06:35,933 - You did it. You're a hero! A real hero. 162 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:37,600 - Yep! 163 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,500 - What are you doing sitting down? 164 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,766 The Boss Witch will be here any second. 165 00:06:42,766 --> 00:06:44,266 Get up, you lazy louse! 166 00:06:44,266 --> 00:06:45,433 Get back to work! 167 00:06:45,433 --> 00:06:47,600 Lift that mop! Pull that bucket! 168 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,033 Oh! 169 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,533 - Duh, Witchiepoo. Duh, Witchiepoo. 170 00:06:50,533 --> 00:06:52,766 Duh, Witchiepoo. There's something I gotta tell ya. 171 00:06:52,766 --> 00:06:54,600 - No time to talk now, Stupid Bat. 172 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,100 Get out there 173 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:57,233 and let me know the minute the Boss Witch arrives! 174 00:06:57,233 --> 00:06:58,566 - Duh, but I gotta tell ya. 175 00:06:58,566 --> 00:07:00,466 You see, I was carrying this Bat-O-Gram. 176 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:03,033 - Can't you see I'm busy? Get lost! 177 00:07:03,033 --> 00:07:03,966 Beat it, Bat! 178 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,500 Duh, duh! Oh! 179 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,433 - Hurry! Mop! Mop! 180 00:07:07,433 --> 00:07:10,666 Oh! Oh! How do I look? How do I look? 181 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:12,200 I'm a nervous wreck. 182 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,233 The Boss Witch isn't going to like anything, I just know it. 183 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,700 - I never saw you so worried, Chief. 184 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:19,566 - Yeah! What kind of old hag is Boss Witch anyway? 185 00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:21,133 - I don't know! I've never seen her. 186 00:07:21,133 --> 00:07:22,866 Oh, I wish I had a little gift for her. 187 00:07:22,866 --> 00:07:24,400 Something to put her in a good mood. 188 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,866 - Hey, Chiefy! 189 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:27,433 Why don't you take a look at the image machine? 190 00:07:27,433 --> 00:07:29,466 See what's available. 191 00:07:29,466 --> 00:07:30,800 - Good idea, Seymour. 192 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,433 There must be something on this island 193 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:33,533 that can make her happy. 194 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,600 Tombstones. Nah! 195 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,200 She must have a whole graveyard. 196 00:07:45,366 --> 00:07:48,166 Look at that lumpy green dragon. 197 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:52,066 Oh! Wait a minute! 198 00:07:52,066 --> 00:07:53,300 That's it! 199 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,966 That will do! 200 00:07:55,966 --> 00:07:58,266 The Mayor of Living Island. 201 00:07:58,266 --> 00:07:59,466 I'll capture him 202 00:07:59,466 --> 00:08:01,466 and give him to the Boss Witch as a present! 203 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:08,400 - Oh my, Witchiepoo. You're brilliant, marvelous, clever. 204 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,566 - And don't forget gorgeous. 205 00:08:11,466 --> 00:08:12,700 Now you two clowns keep working. 206 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,700 I'm over the puff to get Puf! 207 00:08:15,966 --> 00:08:18,100 Good hunting, Chiefy. 208 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:23,133 - So that's the story, folks. 209 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:27,200 Now that the Boss Witch isn't coming, you can all relax. 210 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,300 - I was ready to smash her with my lorgnette. 211 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,600 - Oh. Lucky for her, she not show up. 212 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:36,333 - Oh! It's the Witch! 213 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:38,666 - Come on! Take to the hills. 214 00:08:38,666 --> 00:08:41,133 - Yikes, it's the evil fuzz. Run for it, baby! 215 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:42,466 - Go ahead and run you trees! 216 00:08:42,466 --> 00:08:44,533 It's Pufnstuf I wanna freeze. 217 00:08:44,533 --> 00:08:45,633 Zap! 218 00:08:49,466 --> 00:08:53,400 Oh, what a king size gift he'll make for the Boss Witch. 219 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,933 She'll love me for this. 220 00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:59,200 Come, my plump beauty. 221 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,266 Drat! He weighs a ton! 222 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:04,933 I'll never get him back to the castle. 223 00:09:04,933 --> 00:09:06,366 Unless... 224 00:09:07,866 --> 00:09:10,500 Of course! I almost forgot my old shrinking spell. 225 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,833 Let's see. 226 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,966 Evil spirits from the land, 227 00:09:13,966 --> 00:09:16,866 make Pufnstuf sit in the palm of my hand. 228 00:09:20,766 --> 00:09:24,900 A dragon in the hand is worth two in the bush. 229 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,700 Oh, but enough of this small talk. 230 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,266 You little dickens. 231 00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:37,133 I used to have a tiny little alligator just like you. 232 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:39,733 I ought to leave you just the way you are. 233 00:09:39,733 --> 00:09:43,166 But you wouldn't make much of a present for the Boss Witch. 234 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,300 Zippity do! Zippity zap! Stay as you were, nice and fat. 235 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,666 - What happened? Where am I? 236 00:09:53,666 --> 00:09:58,666 - Safe and sound in my dungeon, you jolly green dumb-dumb. 237 00:10:02,466 --> 00:10:05,900 - Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! 238 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,333 Pufnstuf's been captured! 239 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:08,966 Witchiepoo's got him! Alarm! Alarm! 240 00:10:08,966 --> 00:10:10,800 Witchiepoo's got him! Alarm! 241 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:14,733 - Hold it! Hold it! Let's not lose our heads. 242 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:17,033 The first thing is we've gotta rescue Pufnstuf. 243 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,033 - Good thinking. But how? 244 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:21,166 - Thank goodness the Boss Witch isn't coming. 245 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:23,200 Then it would really be impossible. 246 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,833 - Judy, you just gave me an idea. 247 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:25,866 - I did? 248 00:10:25,866 --> 00:10:27,100 - What kind of idea? 249 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,966 - How to rescue Pufnstuf. 250 00:10:28,966 --> 00:10:32,000 Now follow this. Horsey picked up her Bat-O-Gram 251 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,866 so Witchiepoo doesn't know that Boss Witch isn't coming. 252 00:10:34,866 --> 00:10:36,266 Right? - Right! 253 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:37,066 - Okay. 254 00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:42,600 Ludicrous, you've got a makeup bag in your wagon. 255 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,266 Supposing I get made up as Boss Witch, 256 00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:47,933 enter the castle and free Pufnstuf. 257 00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:49,433 - Oh my. 258 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,800 You mean you're going to make believe you're Boss Witch? 259 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,633 Oh my! 260 00:10:53,633 --> 00:10:54,900 - Gather round. 261 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,533 Now Judy, you'll have to stay here 262 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,600 and look after Freddy and Horsey. 263 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,100 Dr. Blinky, when I'm getting made up, 264 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:04,033 you go get your magic sound books and here's what we'll do. 265 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:12,633 - Okay, boys, we're all set up. We're almost ready to go. 266 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,200 Duh! Oh! 267 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,233 - Ssh! I'm Jimmy. Ssh! 268 00:11:19,233 --> 00:11:21,500 - Goodness! Goodness. You gave me a start. 269 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,500 What a makeup job. You sure look like Boss Witch. 270 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,700 - We'll have to hurry if we're gonna rescue Pufnstuf. 271 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:29,033 Is your sound box ready to announce my arrival? 272 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:30,666 - Ready. Here it goes. 273 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:41,166 - Oh! Oh! What was that? What was that? 274 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:43,433 Big swivelings! It must be the Boss Witch! 275 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:45,333 And I'm not even ready! 276 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,266 Orson! Seymour! Open the gates! 277 00:11:47,266 --> 00:11:50,300 Hurry! Hurry! She's here! She's here! 278 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:54,000 - Oh my. The Boss Witch. 279 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,466 - Nice going, Dr. Blinky. There goes the drawbridge. 280 00:12:02,466 --> 00:12:03,966 - Wait till you hear this. 281 00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:07,133 Make way for the Empress of Evil! 282 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:11,033 Her Royal Rottenness the Boss Witch is here! 283 00:12:11,033 --> 00:12:13,033 Boss Witch is here! 284 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,000 - Perfect. I'm on my way. 285 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,900 - Good luck, Jimmy. 286 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,600 Boss Witch is here! 287 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,933 Make way for the Empress of Evil. 288 00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:23,933 Boss Witch is here! 289 00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:27,300 Make way for the Empress of Evil. 290 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:30,466 - She's here! Orson! Seymour! She's here! 291 00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:32,033 Oh! Oh! 292 00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:35,600 Boss Witch is here! Line up! Straighten up! Smile! 293 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,466 Boss Witch is here! 294 00:12:39,466 --> 00:12:42,200 Make way for the Empress of Evil! 295 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,066 Boss Witch is here! 296 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,766 Make way for the Empress of Evil! 297 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,600 Boss Witch is here! 298 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,333 Make way for the Empress of Evil! 299 00:12:58,366 --> 00:12:59,933 - Welcome. Welcome. 300 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:04,833 Oh, Your Majesty, Your Imperial Wizardness, 301 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:07,700 Exalted Ruler of Witchiedom. 302 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:11,300 - Oh stop sniveling, you bag of bones, and get up! 303 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,533 Get up, I say! 304 00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:14,600 - We're getting up. We're getting up. 305 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,966 Oh, Your Majesty, Your Highness. 306 00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:20,733 I'm so honored by your visit to my humble abode. 307 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,933 My castle is your castle. 308 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,100 - You call this a castle? 309 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:28,300 I've seen better castles used as hamburger stands! 310 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,100 - Oh! I mean, oh, what a sense of humor. 311 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,900 Better castles as hamburger stands. 312 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,533 Oh, you're terrific, Boss Witch. 313 00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,366 - Yes, terrific. 314 00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:41,133 - Who asked you to speak, dummy? 315 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,933 - Yes! Who asked you to speak, dummy? 316 00:13:44,066 --> 00:13:46,033 - I'll do the swatting around here! 317 00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:49,466 - Oh! I mean, I asked for that, Your Majesty. 318 00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:52,433 After all, you are the Boss, Queen of them all. 319 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:56,033 Oh my Empress of Evil, if it wouldn't be putting you out, 320 00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:58,033 may I take you to my beauty chair? 321 00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:02,466 Look Your Majesty, my very own beauty chair, 322 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:06,300 and it's all yours if you would like a beauty treatment. 323 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,766 - Beauty treatment? 324 00:14:07,766 --> 00:14:09,033 How dare you think I need beauty treatments? 325 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,766 - Oh! Oh, my gracious leader. Oh, Queen of Magic. 326 00:14:15,766 --> 00:14:17,100 I didn't mean that. 327 00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:20,433 You're beautiful, gorgeous, exquisite. 328 00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:22,500 - And you're a disgrace. 329 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,900 You don't have anyone boiling in oil, 330 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,566 no one being tortured, 331 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,033 no prisoners. 332 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,100 Why, you're not a witch. You're a good fairy! 333 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,500 - I am not! 334 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,266 No, no, please, Your Rottenness. 335 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:38,200 Oh, Queen of Darkness. Listen to me. 336 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,966 I have a marvelous surprise for you. 337 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:43,333 I have a prisoner. I got him as a gift just for you. 338 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,733 Oh, you'll love me for this. Love me. 339 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:48,833 - Prisoner? Well, don't just stand there. Where is he? 340 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:51,700 - Orson! Bring up the prisoner! Hurry! 341 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,633 Right, Chief. 342 00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:53,833 - One prisoner coming up. 343 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:55,600 - Wait till you see him, O Majestic Madame. 344 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,066 I captured him with my own dipsy doddle doozy wand. 345 00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,533 Isn't it a beauty? 346 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:02,500 - Oh, you won't need that anymore, you old hag! 347 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,866 - Ah! Oh! My wand! 348 00:15:04,866 --> 00:15:06,366 My super special wand! 349 00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:07,600 You can't! 350 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,266 Of course you can. 351 00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:11,800 You can do anything, O Queen. 352 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:16,300 You can do anything. Anything, all powerful one. 353 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:30,000 And here he is, O Noble Empress. 354 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:34,733 My gift to you, the Mayor of Living Island. 355 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:36,766 The Mayor himself. 356 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,100 What do you think of them apples, Boss Witch? 357 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,933 - Boss Witch? That's the Boss Witch? 358 00:15:42,933 --> 00:15:43,966 But she's not supposed to- 359 00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:45,633 Oh! 360 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:48,133 - See her kick him? Now that's how to handle prisoners. 361 00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:51,833 Now watch how an expert does it. 362 00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,566 - So you're the Mayor? 363 00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:55,100 Oh, tell me Mayor, 364 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:59,166 has this so-called Witch here been really evil to you guys? 365 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,833 I mean, really evil? 366 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:04,500 - Who? Little old Witchiepoo? 367 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:09,033 Why? She's a regular pussycat. A real live doll. 368 00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:12,266 - What? What? What are you saying? 369 00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:13,833 - Is that so? Very interesting. 370 00:16:17,466 --> 00:16:20,466 Oh, tell me more. Has she given you any trouble? 371 00:16:20,466 --> 00:16:24,266 - Trouble? Trouble? That's a laugh. 372 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:26,433 She's a regular sweetheart. 373 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:30,600 Why, once she even came to my cave and gave us cookies. 374 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,666 - Sweetheart! Cookies! I was trying to zap you! 375 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:37,633 Don't listen to him. I'm evil, I tell you. Evil! 376 00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:41,933 I'm mean, I'm rotten. There isn't a decent bone in my body. 377 00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,566 Really, I'm terrible. Orson! Seymour, tell her. 378 00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:46,833 Tell her how rotten I am. 379 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:47,700 - She's rotten. 380 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,500 - She's terrible. 381 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:53,600 - Oh, you goody two-shoes, I've heard enough. 382 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:58,400 Say Mayor, if I appointed you the new witch around here 383 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,000 how would you handle things? 384 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,333 - Oh, I could be mean as the dickens. 385 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,833 See? 386 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:10,333 - But he's the head of the good guys. 387 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,733 You can't do that! 388 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:12,933 - I can't, eh? 389 00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:14,433 - Yeah! 390 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:18,066 - I'll tell you what I can do. I can throw you out! 391 00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:22,400 I hereby banish you from Living Island forever. 392 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,066 - Oh, please. You can't do this to me. 393 00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:28,466 I've tried hard to be a bad witch. 394 00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:31,233 I've done my best to be mean, rotten and evil. 395 00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:34,266 Oh, please give me another chance. 396 00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:38,900 Where can I get another witch job at my age? 397 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,266 - Oh, stop that blubbering and get out! 398 00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:44,033 And take those two little creeps with you! 399 00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:46,133 Out! Out, I say! 400 00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:55,733 - Oh my. I wonder how Jimmy's doing in there. 401 00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:58,400 Oh good. Oh! Look out. 402 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,966 Open the door! 403 00:17:59,966 --> 00:18:02,966 Make way for the Empress of Evil! 404 00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:06,633 - Oh! Oh no. You guys turned on the sound box! 405 00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:08,100 Now Jimmy will get caught. 406 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,733 Open the door! 407 00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:11,500 Make way for the Empress of Evil! 408 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,766 - It's stuck. I can't stop it! 409 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,066 Boss Witch is here! 410 00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,300 Boss Witch is here! 411 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,033 Make way for the Empress of Evil! 412 00:18:23,866 --> 00:18:25,800 Boss Witch is here! 413 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,533 - Boss Witch is here! 414 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,500 Wait a minute! 415 00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:31,700 You are here. 416 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,933 - Of course I'm here, ya dummy. 417 00:18:33,933 --> 00:18:37,600 That's just some of my elves outside having some fun. 418 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,066 - Just a minute. - Open the door! 419 00:18:39,066 --> 00:18:40,600 - Something's going on here. 420 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,733 - You dare to question me. 421 00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:45,633 - Get away, you elves. You're bothering the Boss Witch! 422 00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:47,366 Scram! Go away! 423 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,266 Boss Witch is here! 424 00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:54,100 - Oh. Uh-oh. That does it. Poor Jimmy. 425 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,900 Boss Witch is here! 426 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,100 Make way for the Empress of Evil! 427 00:18:57,100 --> 00:19:00,733 - Those darn elves. They just won't listen. 428 00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:03,466 - Now, just one ding dong minute! 429 00:19:03,466 --> 00:19:06,433 Something's fishy around here. 430 00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:08,866 - Oh! I'll take care of them. 431 00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:10,900 - Oh! 432 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,166 - Wait a minute! 433 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,633 - Uh-oh! 434 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:15,700 - Wait. Let me help you, Boss Witch. 435 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:21,066 - Pardon me for being nosy, Boss Witch. 436 00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:22,633 But what happened to your nose? 437 00:19:24,066 --> 00:19:27,400 - Oh, it's just another one of my super bits of magic. 438 00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:31,233 - Magic, eh? Just as I thought! You're a fake. 439 00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:33,866 You're not the Boss Witch! You're that brat Jimmy! 440 00:19:33,866 --> 00:19:35,700 - Run, Pufnstuf! Run! 441 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,833 - Stop them! My wand! My wand! 442 00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,866 Orson, Seymour! They're getting away! 443 00:19:39,866 --> 00:19:41,266 My wand! Where's my wand? 444 00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:43,133 There it is on the floor. 445 00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,266 - Jimmy broke it. 446 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,733 - But it's only half a wand. 447 00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:48,000 But half a wand's better than none. 448 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,633 Bugs and bees, I order you to freeze! 449 00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:58,800 Guess I used the wrong half. 450 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,266 - Which way? Duh. Witchiepoo. Duh! 451 00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:04,000 Boss Witch is coming. Boss Witch is coming. 452 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,433 Get ready for inspection. 453 00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:07,466 Boss Witch is coming in for a landing. 454 00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:08,966 Duh! Listen. 455 00:20:08,966 --> 00:20:12,100 Oh no! 456 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:12,900 Why me? 457 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,066 Why is it always me? 458 00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:27,533 ♪ You got someone who knows you ♪ 459 00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:29,966 ♪ You got someone who cares ♪ 460 00:20:29,966 --> 00:20:32,666 ♪ You got someone who'll fix you up ♪ 461 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,900 ♪ If ever you need repairs ♪ 462 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,933 ♪ You got someone who'll take the time ♪ 463 00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:40,533 ♪ To listen to your prayers ♪ 464 00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:43,433 ♪ I got, you got, everybody do got ♪ 465 00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:44,600 ♪ Someone who cares ♪ 466 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,366 ♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪ 467 00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:50,800 ♪ Where do ya go when things get rough ♪ 468 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,966 ♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪ 469 00:20:52,966 --> 00:20:55,800 ♪ He can't do a little, 'cause he can't do enough ♪ 470 00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:04,966 Whoa! 471 00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:07,100 ♪ I got, you got, everybody do got ♪ 472 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,466 ♪ Someone who cares ♪ 473 00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:12,133 ♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪ 474 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,766 ♪ Where do ya go when things get rough ♪ 475 00:21:14,766 --> 00:21:16,400 ♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪ 476 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,533 ♪ Well, he can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪ 477 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,600 - See you next week! 478 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,233 - Keep those cards and letters coming.