1 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,461 Is that you, Samuel? 2 00:03:35,005 --> 00:03:38,300 Yes... Yes, my bun, it's only me. 3 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:40,970 Is the... 4 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:52,982 Is the... 5 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,288 Is the dinner on the table, dear? 6 00:04:07,371 --> 00:04:08,998 On the table and off, 7 00:04:09,039 --> 00:04:10,166 five hours ago! 8 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:11,542 Don't exaggerate. 9 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:13,085 It's only the shank of the evening. 10 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:14,420 Half past eight. 11 00:04:14,503 --> 00:04:16,982 We will now give you the correct time. Half past eight. 12 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:19,383 When you hear the sound of the gong, it will be exactly... 13 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,427 8:30. Take off your hat! 14 00:04:22,386 --> 00:04:23,512 Where have you been? 15 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:26,140 Don't answer! I know what you're going to say. 16 00:04:26,223 --> 00:04:28,851 "Down at the shop, working on an invention." 17 00:04:28,934 --> 00:04:30,436 If you was married to Thomas Edison... 18 00:04:30,519 --> 00:04:32,354 You're no Edison, Sam Bisbee. 19 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,774 No, and you're no prophet, Mrs. Bisbee. 20 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:35,959 If you've no regard for me, 21 00:04:35,983 --> 00:04:38,503 you might at least have some regard for your daughter's happiness. 22 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:41,071 My daughter's the happiest little girl in the world. 23 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:43,991 Her silvery laughter rings out from early morn 24 00:04:44,074 --> 00:04:46,970 till late at night. Till late at night. 25 00:04:46,994 --> 00:04:48,972 Yeah. Yes, very late. 26 00:04:48,996 --> 00:04:50,432 But not in her own home, it doesn't... 27 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:51,975 Take those shoes off the table. 28 00:04:51,999 --> 00:04:54,001 Who was putting them on the table? 29 00:04:55,252 --> 00:04:57,755 Where is she now? What's she doing? 30 00:04:57,838 --> 00:04:59,131 Who's she with? 31 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,175 I don't have to worry about my daughter. 32 00:05:01,258 --> 00:05:02,986 Well, you'd better worry. 33 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:05,989 She wouldn't be out if she wasn't ashamed of her home, ashamed of you. 34 00:05:06,013 --> 00:05:07,723 Me? Look at you. 35 00:05:08,015 --> 00:05:09,868 Suppose she were entertaining a nice young man in her home, 36 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,602 and you came in looking like that, 37 00:05:11,685 --> 00:05:13,479 with your shoes off, your suspenders down, 38 00:05:13,562 --> 00:05:15,189 and your breath smelling of cheap liquor. 39 00:05:15,272 --> 00:05:17,733 Cheap? Four dollars a gallon. 40 00:05:18,692 --> 00:05:20,945 My daughter ashamed of my suspenders? 41 00:05:20,986 --> 00:05:22,964 There she is now with that Bob Murchison, 42 00:05:22,988 --> 00:05:24,365 that no-good... 43 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:26,992 What did I tell you? 44 00:05:27,034 --> 00:05:28,869 I forgot. What? Oh, yeah. 45 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,789 Kissing him. Kissing who? 46 00:05:31,872 --> 00:05:33,916 Bob Murchison. Who's kissing Bob Murchison? 47 00:05:33,999 --> 00:05:35,417 Pauline, our... 48 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,881 Well, that's life, dear. 49 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,842 Girls will be girls. 50 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:46,178 When I was a little boy, I used to kiss little girls. 51 00:05:49,056 --> 00:05:51,267 A rich man's son making a fool of your daughter, 52 00:05:51,308 --> 00:05:52,953 and you stand there. 53 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:57,147 No rich man's son will ever make a fool of Sam Bisbee's daughter. 54 00:05:57,565 --> 00:06:00,025 You might as well get that in your... 55 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,865 That's the... Take of that hat! 56 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,116 I'm sorry. 57 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:19,628 There. There they are, right in my hand. 58 00:06:20,754 --> 00:06:21,881 Good night, Bob. 59 00:06:26,635 --> 00:06:27,970 I know how to solve our problem. 60 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,430 No, no, Bob. 61 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:32,057 You won't elope with me? 62 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:34,018 No. 63 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:35,978 You won't let me elope with you? 64 00:06:36,478 --> 00:06:37,478 No. 65 00:06:39,648 --> 00:06:41,734 What's keeping us apart? 66 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:43,986 Haven't you heard? 67 00:06:44,945 --> 00:06:46,697 The railroad tracks. 68 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:57,583 Twenty years married to a man like you is enough for any woman... 69 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:58,918 Give him a rest, Mom. 70 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:01,545 Say, you little night owl. 71 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,131 What do you mean by staying out the middle of the... 72 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,177 The middle of half past eight? Who, me? 73 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:10,888 Yes, you. Running around with that clown. 74 00:07:10,971 --> 00:07:12,181 Never let it be said that... 75 00:07:12,264 --> 00:07:14,558 Hey, you left your gadget on the doorknob. 76 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:18,955 Your father and I think this thing between you and that Murchison boy 77 00:07:18,979 --> 00:07:20,105 has gone far enough. Yes. 78 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:21,398 He doesn't seem to think so. 79 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,275 He just asked me to marry him. 80 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,694 Marry him? Darling. 81 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:28,447 Hey, didn't I tell you? I knew it all the time. 82 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:29,782 Oh, shut up! 83 00:07:29,865 --> 00:07:31,968 He really wants to marry you? Well, why not? 84 00:07:31,992 --> 00:07:34,954 I'm young and healthy and full of the devil. Pauline! 85 00:07:34,995 --> 00:07:36,288 Sure, my little daughter 86 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:38,624 doesn't have to be in a hurry to marry any man. 87 00:07:38,707 --> 00:07:40,709 Pick and choose, dear. 88 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:42,979 Liberty is sweet. 89 00:07:43,003 --> 00:07:45,422 Once you're married, it's just like being in jail. 90 00:07:47,716 --> 00:07:49,635 I guess I'll go to bed. 91 00:07:51,261 --> 00:07:52,554 Look out! 92 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,264 Don't get tangled up in that thing again. 93 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:56,892 I won't get tangled up in nothing. 94 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,820 I'm going upstairs. 95 00:08:10,906 --> 00:08:12,074 It's worse than flypaper. 96 00:08:12,157 --> 00:08:16,286 Might as well have some flypaper curtains in the house as that... 97 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,205 You know, Charlie, I've been thinking about... 98 00:08:42,229 --> 00:08:44,606 Look out! Don't sit down there. 99 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,960 That's another of my inventions. 100 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:49,361 It's what I call the "murder chair." 101 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,965 When a burglar comes in here and says, "Stick 'em up," 102 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:54,616 I get friendly with him. I say, "Have a drink." 103 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,910 Then I invite him to sit down in the chair. 104 00:08:56,994 --> 00:09:00,039 When he sits in the chair he releases that lever. 105 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:01,874 The iron ball comes up 106 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:04,001 and smites him upon the sconce, 107 00:09:04,334 --> 00:09:07,963 thus knocking him deader than a doornail. 108 00:09:08,088 --> 00:09:09,983 Now, don't either of you boys ever sit in that chair. 109 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,009 Put that down, will you, Doc? 110 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,988 Soon as I get this tire on the market, I'll sell a lot of these things. 111 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,430 How's the tire coming, Sam? 112 00:09:16,513 --> 00:09:17,991 Coming? It's perfected. 113 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,784 Get over there, and I'll give you a demonstration. 114 00:09:19,808 --> 00:09:21,018 Get over, Doc. 115 00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:29,151 Now, give that wheel a spin. 116 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,780 Good. Now, stand clear, boys. 117 00:09:44,374 --> 00:09:46,752 That's a puncture-proof tire. 118 00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:48,337 Say, that's pretty good. 119 00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:51,006 Pretty good? It's perfect! 120 00:09:51,673 --> 00:09:54,551 I've got nothing to worry about now for the rest of my life. 121 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,360 Hello. Hello. 122 00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:12,962 Do I work fast? 123 00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:16,240 My mother is calling on your mother this afternoon at 4:00. 124 00:10:16,323 --> 00:10:18,408 But, Bob, why? What happened? 125 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:21,120 Well, after what you said last night about my family, 126 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,455 I decided to have it out with them. I know, darling. 127 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,541 But why does she have to call on us today? 128 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,251 What'd you say to her? 129 00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:28,794 Nothing much. 130 00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:30,980 I merely said I was going to marry Pauline Bisbee. 131 00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,965 You did? I did. 132 00:10:33,882 --> 00:10:35,008 And I am. 133 00:10:35,175 --> 00:10:37,302 Mother's very much interested in meeting you. 134 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:38,971 I'll bet she is. 135 00:10:39,012 --> 00:10:40,973 Well, I'd better go and break the news, 136 00:10:41,014 --> 00:10:42,992 and if you see ten women being carried out of here 137 00:10:43,016 --> 00:10:45,978 kicking and screaming, that'll be my mother. 138 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,479 Goodbye. 139 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,400 Howdy, boys! Hello, Bill. 140 00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:53,318 Say, Sam, I got a special delivery. 141 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,904 Registered airmail letter, here, for you. 142 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,576 Sam. Sam. 143 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,971 What's the matter with him? 144 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,997 Sound sleeper, that's all. 145 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:06,874 Hey, Sam! 146 00:11:11,628 --> 00:11:13,630 Registered letter. Sign for it. 147 00:11:15,757 --> 00:11:17,926 Sign for me, will you, Doc? 148 00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:30,397 She didn't work out as well as I thought she would. 149 00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:33,984 Ought to put a heavier ball on there. 150 00:11:46,371 --> 00:11:47,998 "Samuel Bisbee..." 151 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,751 "Dear sir. 152 00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:55,422 "Your letter, at hand, regarding your Bisbee Puncture-Proof Tire." 153 00:11:56,006 --> 00:12:00,010 "If you care to demonstrate your invention to our company,” 154 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:04,348 "the Board will meet you Saturday, June 12, at 2:00," 155 00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:06,099 "in our main office." 156 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,559 That's great, Sam! 157 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:10,187 Yes, I guess I finally put one over. Yes, sir. 158 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,998 Come on, Charlie, help me get this tire off. 159 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:26,536 Mrs. Bisbee? I'm Mrs. Murchison. 160 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,788 How do you do? 161 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,791 Won't you come in, please? Thank you. 162 00:12:30,874 --> 00:12:33,168 So nice of you to call, Mrs. Murchison. Not at all. 163 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,087 I'm sure you understand why I'm here. 164 00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:37,089 My daughter told me you were coming. 165 00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:39,484 It's about your daughter I've come to see you, Mrs. Bisbee. 166 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,986 I suppose you already know that my son, 167 00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:44,012 who is very young and unsophisticated, 168 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,391 has been... Shall I say, taken in by her? 169 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:48,809 Has been what? 170 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,519 Well, fascinated by her. 171 00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,646 Now he even talks of wanting to marry her. 172 00:12:52,729 --> 00:12:56,733 Of course, with his social position, his family and his future... 173 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,170 In short, the whole affair's absurd, and I've come to... 174 00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:03,198 And why is it absurd that your son should want to marry my daughter? 175 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:06,994 The women of the Warren family have always been above reproach. 176 00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:08,870 That is history. 177 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:09,997 The Warren family? 178 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,958 You don't mean the Warrens of Virginia? 179 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,295 My grandfather was General Robert Henry Warren of Virginia. 180 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,963 Not really! 181 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,382 There, you can see for yourself. 182 00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:22,718 Well, this is a surprise. 183 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,428 Of course, you wouldn't recognize me. 184 00:13:24,511 --> 00:13:26,346 I'm the baby on his lap. 185 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:30,392 That was taken on the veranda of our old homestead in Warrenton. 186 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,771 You're sure this album belongs to you? 187 00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:38,984 Quite sure. Oh, yes, yes, yes. 188 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,963 Then your daughter Pauline is really a Warren! 189 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,281 Well, of course, that puts the whole affair 190 00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:45,824 in an entirely different light. 191 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,124 You all right, boy? Yeah. 192 00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:39,378 Glad you weren't hurt. 193 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,837 That's a puncture-proof tire. 194 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,005 Couldn't hurt that tire. 195 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,383 Knock the tree down first. 196 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,552 I still think Robert's far too young to marry, 197 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:51,014 and I was afraid some cheap girl of vulgar family... 198 00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:52,557 You understand. 199 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,062 Delicious, delicious! 200 00:14:57,979 --> 00:14:59,957 Robert tells me your husband is a businessman. 201 00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:02,067 Yes, in a manner of speaking. 202 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:05,529 However, his greatest interest is in his inventions. 203 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,995 May I ask, what does he invent? 204 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,997 Oh, various things. 205 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:21,002 For instance, he's been working, lately, on a tire. 206 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,981 A tire? An automobile tire? 207 00:15:24,005 --> 00:15:25,757 That's been invented already. 208 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,986 An automobile tire that cannot be punctured. 209 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:31,304 Oh, but that's impossible surely. 210 00:15:32,722 --> 00:15:34,891 I've never heard of any such tire. 211 00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:37,120 And if there'd been a demand for a puncture-proof tire, 212 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:40,480 surely someone would've invented one before this. 213 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,984 They've been trying to for 20 years, and here she is. 214 00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:47,904 Mrs. Murchison, this is my husband. 215 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,282 Your husband? 216 00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:53,493 Well, this is a pleasant surprise. I want to show you this tire. 217 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,139 Look at the resiliency in that thing. I think I'd better be going. 218 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,581 Samuel, 219 00:15:57,664 --> 00:15:59,976 won't you please take your invention out of here? 220 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,585 All right. 221 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,092 I take it Mr. Bisbee did not come from Virginia. 222 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,469 No. 223 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,990 So Abigail's been telling you her family history, eh? 224 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,640 Well, you ain't seen a thing. 225 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,767 Wait till I show you the Bisbee clan. 226 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,728 We were all Union men. 227 00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:23,648 Sam, I don't think Mrs. Murchison would be interested in those pictures. 228 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:26,985 Oh, sure she would. Real down-to-earth people. 229 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,987 Speak our language. 230 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:33,450 Now, there's Uncle Bean. Bean Bisbee, the tiger. 231 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,160 Fight at the drop of a hat, 232 00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:39,623 and yet underneath it all as tenderhearted as a baby lamb. 233 00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:41,374 Look at those eyes... 234 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,544 Wrong picture. That was Uncle Jim. 235 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:47,506 He was the black sheep of the family, until he got into politics. 236 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,634 Now he's got a big home up at Passamaquoddy. 237 00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,761 And that's Aunt Minnie, 238 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:55,722 an angel of mercy if ever there was one, and there was. 239 00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:58,808 Known from California to Maine and back again. 240 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,561 Stay up all night taking care of the boys, 241 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,979 night after night. 242 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,484 I really must be going now. 243 00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:10,987 Wait a minute. I want to show you my private art collection. 244 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:12,656 Okay, Abigail? 245 00:17:17,994 --> 00:17:18,995 Oh! 246 00:17:19,996 --> 00:17:21,974 Not bad, eh? 247 00:17:21,998 --> 00:17:23,250 Get the knee action? 248 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,002 And stands without hitching! 249 00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:27,963 Another relative, I presume. 250 00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:28,964 No, no, no. 251 00:17:29,005 --> 00:17:31,508 Just a little girl I met down in the New Hebrides Islands. 252 00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:36,555 Hello. Hello. 253 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,990 What's the news from the front? 254 00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:40,016 All quiet, up to now. 255 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,953 Shall we take a chance? Now or never! 256 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,956 Your naive gaucherie is amazing. Huh? 257 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,982 I said your naive gaucherie. 258 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,066 Oh, yes. 259 00:17:48,191 --> 00:17:50,962 Thanks, thanks very much. Nice of you to mention that. 260 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,238 So this is the family my son wants to marry into. 261 00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:55,991 Yes, it is. I really can't believe it. 262 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,493 The whole affair will be definitely broken up at once. 263 00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,786 We shall disinherit Robert 264 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,413 sooner than consent to a marriage as... 265 00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:03,790 As impossible as this one is! 266 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,585 Why, I'll crack her in the eye. 267 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,503 Come, Robert. Just a moment, Mother. 268 00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:12,233 I don't know what's happened, but I'm sure my mother doesn't mean... 269 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,676 Your mother means everything she has said and more! 270 00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:17,512 But, Mother, you can't talk to Pauline's family like that. 271 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,930 What's happened? 272 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,016 Tell me. What is it? Your father. 273 00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:23,768 Everything was lovely, then he came in. 274 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,520 Me? What'd I do? Never mind, Dad. 275 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,039 They don't understand you. That's all. 276 00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:28,523 I meant every word I said. 277 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,983 I'm ashamed that my son should... 278 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,985 You've said quite enough. Now, please go. 279 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,279 Bob, take your mother out of here and don't come back. 280 00:18:34,362 --> 00:18:36,031 Pauline, I can explain everything. 281 00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:37,365 Say, who started all this? 282 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,075 Come, Robert. Have you no pride left? 283 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,911 Don't you even know when you've been ordered out? 284 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,372 Pauline. Goodbye. 285 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:48,001 You better go, son. You've caused enough trouble around here. 286 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,593 Well, I guess I told him. 287 00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:59,804 Yes, you certainly fixed that up. 288 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,973 You've got nothing to worry about. 289 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:05,477 I got a letter from the National Tire Company right here in my pocket. 290 00:19:05,518 --> 00:19:07,020 Well, isn't that just dandy. 291 00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,814 Now, I suppose I can marry a balloon tire. 292 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,901 Well, I've been married to one for 20 years, 293 00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,986 and a flat one at that! 294 00:19:16,112 --> 00:19:18,698 Now, you two, listen to this letter. 295 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,116 "Mr. Samuel Bisbee..." 296 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,494 "Dear sir." 297 00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:26,873 "Your letter, at hand, regarding the Bisbee Puncture-Proof Tire." 298 00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:29,417 "If you care to demonstrate your..." 299 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,039 Mr. Samuel Bisbee. 300 00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:20,176 Mr. Bisbee? I'm Mr. Robbins, the president of the company. 301 00:20:20,593 --> 00:20:23,012 Pardon my glove. Glad to know you, Mr. Robbins. 302 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,990 Gentlemen, Mr. Bisbee. How do you do? 303 00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:26,516 Gentlemen, glad to know you. 304 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,159 Are you ready to show us your invention? 305 00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:30,103 I'll be with you in half a tick. 306 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,397 What's the idea of the arsenal? 307 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:33,690 Going target shooting? 308 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,042 Use that for demonstrating purposes. 309 00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,401 Hey, what's this? 310 00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,987 That's another of my inventions. 311 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,197 I call it the "nose lifter-upper.” 312 00:20:41,489 --> 00:20:44,534 Makes breathing easy and prevents snoring. 313 00:20:44,617 --> 00:20:46,119 However, that's not for sale. 314 00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:47,203 And this? 315 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,207 This makes scrubbing floors a pleasure. 316 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,128 Put one on each foot, and use the sponge as a polo ball. 317 00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:56,379 What's this? 318 00:20:57,046 --> 00:20:58,047 Twins. 319 00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:01,134 That's not for sale just at present. 320 00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:03,344 I thought we came here to see a puncture-proof tire. 321 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,929 Yes. Did you bring a tire with you? 322 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,891 I have four tires on my car, downstairs. 323 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,017 If you'll follow me, 324 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,202 I'll give you a demonstration 325 00:21:10,226 --> 00:21:12,937 of a 1000% puncture-proof tire, 326 00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:14,731 the Bisbee Puncture-Proof Tire. 327 00:21:14,814 --> 00:21:15,958 All right, gentlemen, let's go. 328 00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:17,418 I don't like his looks. He acts like a maniac. 329 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,961 - He's harmless. - Yes? 330 00:21:18,985 --> 00:21:20,403 Oh, pardon me. Okay. 331 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,991 Help me push this heap down the line. 332 00:21:48,389 --> 00:21:50,266 Looks just like an ordinary tire to me. 333 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,810 Give him a chance. 334 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,687 All right, thank you, gentlemen. Will you please stand back? 335 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,274 These bullets bounce. 336 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,696 I'm going to show you a real 1000% puncture-proof tire. 337 00:22:13,289 --> 00:22:14,916 That's funny. 338 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,961 I'll try the other one. 339 00:22:25,176 --> 00:22:27,512 I told you he was just another fool inventor. 340 00:22:27,595 --> 00:22:29,013 I guess you're right. 341 00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,641 You think so, eh? 342 00:22:31,724 --> 00:22:33,953 Well, I tell you, I haven't crossed on those front tires, 343 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,854 but I put the rear tires on myself. 344 00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:36,980 I'm going to prove... 345 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,773 Watch this. 346 00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:42,861 Now, this'll be a different story. 347 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,537 They're a huge success! 348 00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:54,622 A perfect case of deflation! 349 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,505 Calling all cars. 350 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:06,217 Maniac shooting up cars on Main Street. That is all. 351 00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:12,015 - Hey, what are you doing there? - Hey! 352 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,411 Where you going? Where I usually go on Sundays. 353 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:36,456 Church? Yes. 354 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,293 I thought I might go to church, myself, today. 355 00:23:40,376 --> 00:23:42,003 Mother's going with me. 356 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,590 You know why I'm here. 357 00:23:46,257 --> 00:23:48,384 I can't stay away from you. 358 00:23:49,218 --> 00:23:50,803 I called you all day yesterday. 359 00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:53,014 I know. I wanted to answer. 360 00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:56,017 Oh, Bob, it's no use. 361 00:23:56,392 --> 00:23:58,311 I've thought it all out. 362 00:23:58,394 --> 00:24:01,856 I'll come by for you tonight, and we'll drive to Stanton and get married. 363 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,943 I have more pride than to marry into a family that... 364 00:24:04,984 --> 00:24:06,527 That thinks they're too good for me. 365 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,279 Mother didn't mean that. 366 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:10,156 She was just annoyed with your dad. 367 00:24:10,239 --> 00:24:11,658 Well, Dad suits me. 368 00:24:11,991 --> 00:24:15,453 I think he has just as good manners as your mother has. 369 00:24:15,536 --> 00:24:16,913 Don't go. 370 00:24:17,246 --> 00:24:18,373 Your dad's all right. 371 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:19,707 You bet he is! 372 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,977 And when he gets back from putting that big deal over in the city, 373 00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:24,087 why, we'll have as much money as you have. 374 00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:25,213 You wait and see. 375 00:24:25,296 --> 00:24:27,256 Are you two children quarreling? 376 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,218 Good morning, Mrs. Bisbee. Good morning, Mr. Murchison. 377 00:24:30,301 --> 00:24:31,678 Coming to church, Pauline? 378 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:32,971 Yes, Mother. 379 00:24:34,263 --> 00:24:35,682 Pauline. 380 00:24:36,015 --> 00:24:37,100 Goodbye, Bob. 381 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,852 This is final. 382 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,111 There goes Sam Bisbee, drunker than a hoot owl. 383 00:25:30,194 --> 00:25:31,487 Is he a hard drinker? 384 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,990 Hard? It's the easiest thing he does. 385 00:25:38,786 --> 00:25:42,290 Looks like I'm holding you up. No, I got plenty of time. 386 00:25:42,373 --> 00:25:43,458 Pardon me. 387 00:25:43,499 --> 00:25:46,711 I should have brought a little Vaseline with me. 388 00:25:50,923 --> 00:25:54,302 By golly, I put over a big deal today! 389 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:57,930 Will my wife and kids be tickled to death. 390 00:27:16,342 --> 00:27:18,970 Oh, I beg your pardon. It was the wind. 391 00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:44,370 "Goodwill tour." 392 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:47,081 If they only knew, Rosita. 393 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:49,125 But you must forget him, Your Highness. 394 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:51,979 Could you, if you were I? 395 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,546 Yes, officially. 396 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,590 Confidentially, no. 397 00:27:57,008 --> 00:28:00,988 So I am to forget Michael, and marry the crown prince. 398 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:02,513 But I can't forget Michael. 399 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:04,015 But you must. 400 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,809 You're right, Rosita. 401 00:28:07,226 --> 00:28:08,978 I must forget him. 402 00:28:11,105 --> 00:28:13,191 Why, you've cut your finger. 403 00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:15,610 One moment, Your Highness. The iodine. 404 00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,236 It's nothing, Rosita. 405 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,031 Nothing serious, but we must take no chances. 406 00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:21,991 I'll call Nicholas. 407 00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:50,978 I bet he's got a woman in there! I wouldn't be surprised. 408 00:28:54,982 --> 00:28:57,109 There! What did I tell you? 409 00:28:59,987 --> 00:29:03,866 I beg your pardon. I beg yours! 410 00:29:04,825 --> 00:29:07,620 I thought this was the gentlemen's drawing account, 411 00:29:07,703 --> 00:29:09,997 the washout. 412 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:12,166 If you don't mind, I think, perhaps... 413 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,962 I'm going right away. I beg your pardon. 414 00:29:27,014 --> 00:29:28,516 What's this? 415 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,686 What are you up to? 416 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:35,189 Don't do it, little lady. It don't pay. 417 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:37,960 When you wake up in the morning 418 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:39,962 and find yourself dead, 419 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:41,988 it's too late to regret it. 420 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,323 What are you talking about? 421 00:29:44,490 --> 00:29:46,450 Don't commit suicide. 422 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:49,161 You're too young. You're too beautiful. 423 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:51,247 I got here just in time. 424 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,207 What makes you think that I... 425 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:56,627 I was going to do the same thing. 426 00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:57,837 You? 427 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,007 On this train, not five minutes ago. 428 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,937 Suppose I'd have sent a telegram. 429 00:30:15,354 --> 00:30:17,273 I'd have had to go through with it. 430 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,985 How terrible. 431 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,445 Awful. 432 00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:25,990 Are you so unhappy? 433 00:30:29,076 --> 00:30:33,247 Little lady, you think you've got troubles? 434 00:30:34,790 --> 00:30:36,375 Listen to mine. 435 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:43,632 I lost my car, I lost my tires, 436 00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:46,010 and I lost my patent nose-lifter-upper. 437 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:47,720 Nose-lifter-upper? 438 00:30:47,803 --> 00:30:50,931 Yeah, nose-lifter-upper. The only one in existence. 439 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,351 My own invention. Poor man. 440 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:57,438 When I get back to town, everybody'll laugh at me, 441 00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,983 except my wife. She won't think it's funny. 442 00:31:02,276 --> 00:31:03,986 She'll murder me. 443 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:06,947 But can't you explain to her as you explained to me? 444 00:31:06,989 --> 00:31:10,242 No. You don't know my wife. 445 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,621 The other night we had some folks to dinner. 446 00:31:13,704 --> 00:31:15,247 I said, "Abigail, dear", 447 00:31:15,581 --> 00:31:18,000 "is it okay if I take my vest off?" 448 00:31:18,834 --> 00:31:22,213 She said, "You don't mind keeping your pants on, do you?" 449 00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:27,843 Uncalled-for sarcasm. 450 00:31:34,975 --> 00:31:38,562 Yeah, the great commoner, Bryan, 451 00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:41,524 almost went through our town one time. 452 00:31:41,607 --> 00:31:43,025 Really? Yes. 453 00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:45,945 Crystal Springs. Thank you. 454 00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:56,997 Has he come out yet? No, he's still in there. 455 00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:00,376 I feel sorry for my little daughter. 456 00:32:00,459 --> 00:32:02,962 I depended upon this trip to put her over. 457 00:32:03,003 --> 00:32:04,088 Have you a daughter? 458 00:32:04,171 --> 00:32:06,006 Yes, she's a sweet kid, 459 00:32:06,715 --> 00:32:08,592 but she's in love with a rich clown. 460 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:09,969 Clown? 461 00:32:10,177 --> 00:32:12,221 Son of the Murchison family, 462 00:32:13,013 --> 00:32:15,558 the richest people in Crystal Springs. 463 00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:17,852 Oh, I see. Society. 464 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,104 Yeah. Mrs. Murchison! 465 00:32:21,897 --> 00:32:23,983 Looks like an old Newfoundland dog. 466 00:32:24,066 --> 00:32:25,693 Don't you care for society? 467 00:32:25,776 --> 00:32:27,236 We don't go in for it. 468 00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:29,131 We live on the other side of the railroad tracks. 469 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,614 But you wouldn't understand that. 470 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,074 I think I understand. 471 00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:33,742 It's the same in my country, 472 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:35,619 only we call it "class distinction." 473 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:37,997 Yeah, we still call it railroad tracks. 474 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,293 Here's my little daughter. 475 00:32:42,918 --> 00:32:44,980 It's my wife on the other side. 476 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:46,547 She's lovely... Isn't she a honey? 477 00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:48,174 She's lovely. 478 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:50,217 It's sad to be young and in love 479 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:52,011 and not to marry the loved one. 480 00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:54,805 Don't you think so, Mr... 481 00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:57,933 Bisbee's the name, but my friends all call me Sam. 482 00:32:58,017 --> 00:32:59,477 All right, Sam. 483 00:32:59,518 --> 00:33:01,955 But your daughter should marry the man she loves. 484 00:33:01,979 --> 00:33:04,607 There must be a way, in this country. 485 00:33:04,690 --> 00:33:07,943 Only a fairy princess could put it over now, 486 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,029 and there ain't no such thing. 487 00:33:10,112 --> 00:33:12,031 Don't be too sure, Sam. 488 00:33:12,114 --> 00:33:15,618 You never can tell when a fairy princess might come to your rescue. 489 00:33:15,701 --> 00:33:17,971 Thanks, thanks, Miss... What's your name? 490 00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:19,538 My friends call me Marie. 491 00:33:19,622 --> 00:33:20,932 Thanks, Marie. 492 00:33:20,956 --> 00:33:22,934 If you ever get down to Crystal Springs, 493 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,936 you must stop in to see us. 494 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,939 My wife and daughter would be tickled to death to see you. 495 00:33:27,963 --> 00:33:29,924 Well, I hope I haven't bored you. 496 00:33:29,965 --> 00:33:31,943 Bored me? You've saved my life. 497 00:33:31,967 --> 00:33:35,471 Well, thank you. Goodbye. 498 00:33:35,554 --> 00:33:37,973 Crystal Springs. Don't forget it. 499 00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:43,771 What time do we get to Crystal Springs? 500 00:33:43,854 --> 00:33:46,899 Crystal Springs? We just passed it. 501 00:33:46,982 --> 00:33:48,067 Why didn't you call it out? 502 00:33:48,150 --> 00:33:50,861 I did, sir, but you was too busy with that lady back there. 503 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,613 Oh, drat! 504 00:33:56,951 --> 00:34:00,788 When do we get to the next stop? Albian, 40 miles. 505 00:34:02,831 --> 00:34:03,999 Drat! 506 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,502 Drat! 507 00:34:10,172 --> 00:34:11,507 Drat! 508 00:34:18,013 --> 00:34:19,974 You sent for me, Your Highness? 509 00:34:20,015 --> 00:34:21,600 What engagements have we, Nicholas? 510 00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:25,396 Tonight, the usual reception by the city officials. 511 00:34:25,479 --> 00:34:26,522 Tomorrow? 512 00:34:26,605 --> 00:34:28,983 Tomorrow, Your Highness rests. 513 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:34,989 Excellent. That fits in perfectly with an idea I have in mind. 514 00:34:38,784 --> 00:34:41,537 I saw Sam Bisbee on the train coming home. 515 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:45,040 He was drunk and making love to one of them painted dolls in a compartment. 516 00:34:45,165 --> 00:34:46,518 Did you say anything to him? 517 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:49,712 I was just going to tell him, "Sam Bisbee, what would your wife say?" 518 00:34:49,795 --> 00:34:51,380 And what do you suppose he did? 519 00:34:51,463 --> 00:34:55,843 He leered at me, gave me an evil wink, and slammed the door in my face. 520 00:34:55,926 --> 00:34:58,345 And they went right on through town. He didn't even get off. 521 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,390 What do you suppose they did in there, then? 522 00:35:01,473 --> 00:35:03,892 I don't pretend to know, Sarah. 523 00:35:03,934 --> 00:35:05,853 It's entirely out of my line. 524 00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:10,399 Sells his invention in the city for $100,000, 525 00:35:10,482 --> 00:35:12,735 and then what does he do with all that money? 526 00:35:12,818 --> 00:35:15,738 Runs off with a notorious Russian dancer. 527 00:35:15,821 --> 00:35:19,742 No! Yes. One of them Romanoffs. 528 00:35:19,825 --> 00:35:21,869 What's all the excitement about? Sam. 529 00:35:21,952 --> 00:35:22,995 Anything happen to him? 530 00:35:23,078 --> 00:35:24,973 Who'd have thought it. Poor old Sam! 531 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,540 He ain't in trouble, is he? 532 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:27,976 Oh, boy, and how. 533 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,460 Here's the way I got the story. 534 00:35:29,543 --> 00:35:33,547 Sam goes on a tear up in the city and picks up a woman, some foreign actress, 535 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:36,467 and he's going across the country with her in a stateroom. 536 00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:40,346 They went through here, throwing champagne bottles out of the window. 537 00:35:54,985 --> 00:35:56,963 I tell you the best of them are nothing but beasts. 538 00:35:56,987 --> 00:35:58,614 No, you can't trust one of them. 539 00:35:58,697 --> 00:36:00,449 And isn't that just like Sam Bisbee? 540 00:36:00,532 --> 00:36:02,868 Traipsing around the country with a burlesque queen. 541 00:36:02,951 --> 00:36:03,970 She was sitting on his lap, 542 00:36:03,994 --> 00:36:06,038 and he was drinking champagne out of her slipper. 543 00:36:06,121 --> 00:36:08,123 When he sees Mrs. Price is watching him, 544 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:10,626 he gets up and slams the door and locks it. 545 00:36:10,709 --> 00:36:11,978 You know who she was? 546 00:36:12,002 --> 00:36:14,129 I think it was one of them fan dancers. 547 00:36:19,009 --> 00:36:20,511 How do, Mrs. Price? 548 00:36:20,594 --> 00:36:23,097 How dare you speak to a respectable woman! 549 00:36:25,974 --> 00:36:27,952 What's wrong with her? 550 00:36:27,976 --> 00:36:30,896 Hello. Lovely weather we're having. 551 00:36:36,985 --> 00:36:39,738 Hello, Jane, how are you? Fine, Mr. Bisbee. 552 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:42,967 How are you? I'm fine, thanks. 553 00:36:42,991 --> 00:36:44,493 How's your... 554 00:36:52,918 --> 00:36:54,002 Maybe that was it. 555 00:36:55,921 --> 00:36:58,298 Fellows, here's the sheik! Hello, boys. 556 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,676 How was she, Sam? 557 00:37:00,759 --> 00:37:02,094 Has she got a friend? 558 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:07,933 What's the matter with you guys? You all gone nuts? 559 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,439 I can't understand what's happened to this town. 560 00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:15,983 Everybody shuns me like I had leprosy. 561 00:37:16,024 --> 00:37:18,110 We've been hearing things, Sam. 562 00:37:18,193 --> 00:37:19,987 It was a tough break, that's all. 563 00:37:20,070 --> 00:37:23,115 How did I know I was shooting up a police car? 564 00:37:23,198 --> 00:37:25,868 Sam, Charlie and me are your friends. 565 00:37:25,951 --> 00:37:28,704 We're with you no matter what, see? 566 00:37:28,787 --> 00:37:31,123 If ever I needed friends in all my life, 567 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:33,000 I need them today. 568 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,710 Who was she, Sam? 569 00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:36,003 Who was who? 570 00:37:36,044 --> 00:37:38,505 That woman you had on the train. 571 00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:47,723 Oh, so that's it, is it? 572 00:37:49,224 --> 00:37:52,978 Ain't it funny how much trouble a man can get into innocently? 573 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:59,568 Come on, Sam, tell us who she was. 574 00:37:59,651 --> 00:38:03,113 She was the finest lady I ever met in my life. 575 00:38:22,674 --> 00:38:25,260 Joke's on me, Sam. Wrong jug. 576 00:38:27,262 --> 00:38:30,432 Try some of this new blended stuff. 577 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:35,312 It's a funny old world. 578 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:40,859 A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive. 579 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,669 I never met a princess before. 580 00:39:40,752 --> 00:39:43,005 I never met anything higher than an elk! 581 00:39:56,101 --> 00:39:57,978 Princess Lescaboura. 582 00:39:58,312 --> 00:40:00,022 I'm the Mayor of Crystal Springs. 583 00:40:00,105 --> 00:40:01,189 I'm delighted. 584 00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:02,983 Will you step this way, please? 585 00:40:04,943 --> 00:40:07,112 I'll be all right. Take care of Rosita. 586 00:40:11,408 --> 00:40:13,970 May I present the Chairman of our Entertainment Committee, 587 00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:16,538 Mrs. Edward Quimby Murchison. 588 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:19,499 Oh, yes! I've heard of Mrs. Murchison. 589 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,978 Really? I'm charmed. 590 00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:24,880 My husband, Mr. Murchison. Delighted. 591 00:40:24,963 --> 00:40:27,108 Maybe you'd like to take a little drive around the city 592 00:40:27,132 --> 00:40:28,985 or something, eh, Your Majesty? 593 00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:30,987 Thank you. But I must first see the friends 594 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:32,721 I've come to visit in your charming city. 595 00:40:32,804 --> 00:40:35,015 We shall include them, of course. 596 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,059 You're too kind. 597 00:40:37,267 --> 00:40:38,977 Are you sure you won't mind? 598 00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:41,438 Princess! How could we? Thank you. 599 00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:46,234 Well, well, I don't see him. 600 00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:47,962 Him? Who? 601 00:40:47,986 --> 00:40:50,572 Everyone Your Highness might be interested in meeting is here. 602 00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:52,157 I've seen to that. 603 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:55,118 But I don't see my old friend, Mr. Bisbee. 604 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:58,705 Did she say Bisbee? Bisbee? 605 00:40:59,998 --> 00:41:03,961 There is a Bisbee in our town, but he's not one of our best citizens. 606 00:41:04,002 --> 00:41:08,006 Then it couldn't be the same Bisbee. I mean Samuel Bisbee. 607 00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:09,841 Surely you don't mean... 608 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:11,969 Not Sam Bisbee, Your Highness? 609 00:41:13,011 --> 00:41:14,721 Yes, Sam Bisbee. 610 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:17,951 A real hero and one of nature's noblemen! 611 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:20,185 A hero? Sam Bisbee? 612 00:41:20,268 --> 00:41:22,980 No one will ever know what he did for me during the war. 613 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:26,066 What did he do for you, if I'm not too inquisitive? 614 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:28,944 He saved my life. 615 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:32,698 Why... Your Royal Princess... I mean, Your High Majesty, 616 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:35,325 if we'd have knowed it was Sam Bisbee you was looking for, 617 00:41:35,409 --> 00:41:38,036 we'd have had him down here, but, gosh... 618 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,955 Would it be asking too much? 619 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,540 Would you drive me to his home? 620 00:41:41,623 --> 00:41:44,126 His home? You mean you want to go to his house? 621 00:41:44,209 --> 00:41:45,919 Yes. 622 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,981 Why, it's a pleasure, Your Majesty. 623 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:49,006 Thank you. 624 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,425 Where does Bisbee live? 625 00:41:51,466 --> 00:41:53,468 The other side of the railroad tracks. 626 00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:55,470 Gosh all hemlock! 627 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,952 We're sure it's the wrong Bisbee, Your Highness, 628 00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:02,519 but if you insist. 629 00:42:02,602 --> 00:42:04,146 All ready, boys? 630 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:10,610 What'd you tell her? Well, what could I tell her, Sam? 631 00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:12,422 When your wife phoned and asked me were you here, 632 00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:14,072 I said you were on the way home. 633 00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:16,783 I thought I was doing you a favor. 634 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:22,789 If I had enough money to pay your back salary, I'd fire you! 635 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,334 Think I'll do it anyhow. 636 00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:28,462 Why don't you take your wife home a present? 637 00:42:28,503 --> 00:42:30,255 A little pet of some kind. 638 00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:33,967 Women are crazy about pets. They're just crazy. 639 00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:36,595 Pets haven't a thing to do with it. Look at Charlie there. 640 00:42:36,678 --> 00:42:38,513 See what I'm taking home for the old lady? 641 00:42:38,638 --> 00:42:42,476 It'll take a bigger bird than that to square me with my wife. 642 00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:45,979 Hey, pet man! 643 00:42:50,984 --> 00:42:51,961 Whoa, Myrtle! 644 00:42:51,985 --> 00:42:55,072 Hey! Myrtle! MAN 1: Look at Sam with that funny-looking bird. 645 00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:58,075 Myrtle, look out! The lamp post! The lamp post! 646 00:42:58,158 --> 00:42:59,868 Get down, Myrt! Come on, now. 647 00:42:59,951 --> 00:43:01,661 Come on. Now you're okay. 648 00:43:03,371 --> 00:43:05,999 Now, come here! Come here! Come here! 649 00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:09,979 Come back here! Come here! Come here! 650 00:43:34,444 --> 00:43:36,113 Put your hat over your head! 651 00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:37,614 It's a shame, Your Highness, 652 00:43:37,697 --> 00:43:40,784 you came all this way only to find the wrong Bisbee. 653 00:43:44,996 --> 00:43:47,457 Edward! Edward! Isn't that Bisbee? 654 00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:50,978 Yes, my dear, that's Bisbee. 655 00:43:51,002 --> 00:43:52,546 Well, stop him! Stop him quickly! 656 00:43:52,587 --> 00:43:55,006 Hi, boys! Catch Bisbee there. 657 00:43:55,048 --> 00:43:57,300 We want Bisbee. Catch him. Stop him! 658 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:26,997 Come on, Myrt! Here. 659 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,832 - Mr. Bisbee! - Sam! 660 00:44:28,915 --> 00:44:31,001 Bisbee! Sam! 661 00:44:32,961 --> 00:44:35,130 Come on up out of there. 662 00:44:36,506 --> 00:44:39,426 Bisbee! Bisbee! Old Sam, come here! 663 00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:43,990 Your old friend, the Princess Lescaboura. 664 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,016 Who? Hello, Sam. 665 00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:56,902 I'm afraid you girls have the advantage of me. 666 00:44:56,985 --> 00:45:01,364 Surely you remember the girl whose life you saved during the war? 667 00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:10,040 Marie! How are you? 668 00:45:10,123 --> 00:45:12,959 You're a sight for sore eyes! Fancy meeting you here! 669 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:15,003 We're conducting Her Royal Highness to your home. 670 00:45:15,086 --> 00:45:17,756 Her Royal Highness? The Princess Lescaboura. 671 00:45:18,131 --> 00:45:20,050 You are, eh? Well... 672 00:45:20,133 --> 00:45:21,861 We're on our way to your house. Come along, Sam. 673 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,428 Yes, do come, do come. 674 00:45:23,511 --> 00:45:25,656 Say, I wouldn't ride in the same carriage with that dame 675 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,557 for all the money in the world. 676 00:45:29,976 --> 00:45:31,954 If you don't mind, I'll give my place to Mr. Bisbee 677 00:45:31,978 --> 00:45:32,979 and ride with the mayor. 678 00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:35,106 Thank you so much. Come along, Sam. 679 00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:37,567 They rolls off my knife. 680 00:45:37,651 --> 00:45:39,527 Here, Murchie, hold the chickadee. 681 00:45:39,611 --> 00:45:42,822 If she starts singing, give her some birdseed. 682 00:45:45,408 --> 00:45:47,970 Well, Marie, here we are again. 683 00:45:47,994 --> 00:45:52,457 I'm surprised you didn't recognize your old friend, the Princess Lescaboura. 684 00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:54,000 Lescaboura! 685 00:45:55,168 --> 00:45:57,980 That's a funny name. How'd you happen to think that up? 686 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:01,716 That princess stuff's a great idea. 687 00:46:02,592 --> 00:46:04,928 Hope we can put it over on the wife. 688 00:46:05,011 --> 00:46:08,014 Must be a fire! Maybe it's the ambulance! 689 00:46:10,141 --> 00:46:13,228 There she is now. Duck! 690 00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:33,975 How do you do, Mrs. Bisbee? I'm so glad to see you. 691 00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:36,543 Isn't this an honor for our town? Honor? 692 00:46:36,626 --> 00:46:39,629 Why, the Princess Lescaboura! 693 00:46:43,925 --> 00:46:46,386 Your Highness, have I your permission to present Mrs. Bisbee 694 00:46:46,469 --> 00:46:47,971 and her daughter, Pauline? 695 00:46:48,013 --> 00:46:50,390 I'm so happy to know you, Mrs. Bisbee. 696 00:46:51,641 --> 00:46:54,519 I think you're the luckiest woman in the world. 697 00:46:54,602 --> 00:46:56,062 Is my husband dead? 698 00:46:56,187 --> 00:46:57,772 Not at all. 699 00:46:57,981 --> 00:47:01,860 And you, the daughter of my dear friend and benefactor Colonel Bisbee. 700 00:47:01,943 --> 00:47:04,654 Aw, gee! Thanks, Princess. 701 00:47:04,779 --> 00:47:06,990 You don't realize what a great thrill this is. 702 00:47:07,073 --> 00:47:09,492 Of course, I don't know what my dad did, but... 703 00:47:09,576 --> 00:47:13,163 You don't know he saved the Princess's life during the war? 704 00:47:14,664 --> 00:47:16,976 Heroes don't talk much, do they, my dear? 705 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,046 But in my country, the name Samuel Bisbee is a household word. 706 00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:25,175 Mother! 707 00:47:25,633 --> 00:47:26,801 Mother! 708 00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:31,681 Quickly, get some water! Quick! Won't somebody get some water? 709 00:47:31,765 --> 00:47:33,767 Look out, she may be stalling. 710 00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:39,647 There, there, Mother! How are you feeling now? 711 00:47:40,648 --> 00:47:42,150 I'm all right. 712 00:47:44,110 --> 00:47:46,112 I'll get your husband. 713 00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:50,533 Colonel! Colonel Bisbee! 714 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:52,994 Sam! 715 00:48:04,589 --> 00:48:07,801 Hello, Abigail, dear. Did you miss me? 716 00:48:08,551 --> 00:48:10,178 Hello, Samuel. 717 00:48:11,012 --> 00:48:12,013 Your Highness, 718 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,681 I know it's an awful lot to ask, 719 00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:15,308 but won't you come in? 720 00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:16,684 I'd be delighted! 721 00:48:17,977 --> 00:48:19,437 Won't you all come in? 722 00:48:19,521 --> 00:48:20,980 Charmed, I assure you. 723 00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:27,946 It looks like a great day for the Bisbee family. 724 00:48:27,987 --> 00:48:30,615 Thank you, Mayor. You haven't a little dram on the hip, have you? 725 00:48:30,698 --> 00:48:33,701 Colonel, I always have something on the hip. 726 00:48:50,009 --> 00:48:52,178 Mayor, you're okay. 727 00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:54,264 I voted for you last election. 728 00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:55,849 Five times. 729 00:49:09,028 --> 00:49:10,697 Your Highness, please. 730 00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:13,199 Before you make any other engagements, 731 00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:14,993 I've invited some of our best people 732 00:49:15,034 --> 00:49:16,578 to my home to dinner tonight. 733 00:49:16,661 --> 00:49:18,663 I hope you'll enjoy meeting them. 734 00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:20,165 I'm so sorry, 735 00:49:20,248 --> 00:49:24,335 but you see, I'm dining with the Bisbee family this evening. 736 00:49:26,921 --> 00:49:27,922 But Your Highness! 737 00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:30,985 I've made all the preparations, engaged the caterers. 738 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,845 Why how fortunate! You won't object, will you? 739 00:49:33,928 --> 00:49:35,013 Object? 740 00:49:35,054 --> 00:49:37,974 If Mrs. Murchison's caterers served the dinner in your home? 741 00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:40,393 Then you could invite all your friends. 742 00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:45,064 Well, of course I'd be delighted, if it pleases Your Highness. 743 00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:47,442 It pleases me very much. 744 00:49:47,525 --> 00:49:49,319 And you're all invited. 745 00:49:49,402 --> 00:49:51,446 Isn't she marvelous! What an idea! 746 00:49:51,529 --> 00:49:53,990 I never would have thought of it myself. 747 00:49:58,661 --> 00:50:01,206 I can't tell you how I appreciate it, Mrs. Bisbee. 748 00:50:01,289 --> 00:50:03,333 What was that? I beg your pardon. 749 00:50:03,416 --> 00:50:05,936 Allowing me to use your lovely home for my party. 750 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,963 Not at all. It's a pleasure. Excuse me. 751 00:50:10,965 --> 00:50:13,927 How do you do, Mrs. Bisbee? Good evening, Robert. 752 00:50:14,802 --> 00:50:16,947 Thank you, thank you, gentlemen. Thank you. 753 00:50:16,971 --> 00:50:18,598 Well, Samuel? 754 00:50:18,973 --> 00:50:21,952 Abigail, my dear, the party's a big success. 755 00:50:21,976 --> 00:50:24,771 Don't be so stiff. Relax! Relax! 756 00:50:24,854 --> 00:50:26,356 How can you in this armor? 757 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:31,986 Sam, you look marvelous. 758 00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:36,032 Oh, thanks, thanks, thanks. Marie, you're a prince. 759 00:50:36,115 --> 00:50:39,994 Princess... Princess! Oh, yeah, Princess. 760 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,164 Your Highness, won't you come in? 761 00:50:49,003 --> 00:50:51,756 Your Highness, may I present Mr. Robert Murchison? 762 00:50:51,839 --> 00:50:54,259 How do you do? Not Bob Murchison? 763 00:50:54,342 --> 00:50:55,343 Really! 764 00:50:55,426 --> 00:50:57,303 You're Pauline's fiancée, are you not? 765 00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:58,846 Not yet, Your Highness, 766 00:50:58,930 --> 00:51:00,807 but I still have hopes. Well... 767 00:51:00,890 --> 00:51:03,059 And this is Mr. Phil Cummings. How do you do? 768 00:51:03,142 --> 00:51:07,689 She's a darling! She's the finest lady I ever met in my life. 769 00:51:07,772 --> 00:51:09,691 Except you and your mother. 770 00:51:09,774 --> 00:51:11,276 Thanks, Dad. 771 00:51:11,359 --> 00:51:13,027 Don't drink too much tonight. 772 00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:14,571 No, I won't. 773 00:51:16,489 --> 00:51:18,116 That's an idea. 774 00:51:43,057 --> 00:51:45,018 Won't you sit down, Your Highness? Certainly. 775 00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:47,270 Come and sit with me. Thank you. 776 00:51:51,983 --> 00:51:54,861 What a marvelous match they will make. 777 00:51:54,986 --> 00:51:56,988 Take off those spats! Huh? 778 00:51:57,071 --> 00:51:58,406 And come right in here! 779 00:51:58,489 --> 00:52:01,576 Oh, yeah, I'll have them right off in a minute. I'll be right in. 780 00:52:04,579 --> 00:52:06,581 Hey, you boys stick around. 781 00:52:06,664 --> 00:52:08,976 There's going to be turkey and ice cream later. 782 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,836 Samuel! Yes, dear? Yes, dear? 783 00:52:13,755 --> 00:52:15,006 Yes, dear? 784 00:52:17,342 --> 00:52:19,987 Take that junk with you. Yes, dear? Coming, dear. 785 00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:22,096 Your Highness, friends, 786 00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,724 I have a little surprise for you. 787 00:52:24,807 --> 00:52:28,561 It gives me great pleasure to announce the engagement of my son, Robert, 788 00:52:28,645 --> 00:52:30,521 to Miss Pauline Bisbee. 789 00:52:31,939 --> 00:52:34,734 Formal announcements will follow by mail. 790 00:52:37,236 --> 00:52:40,365 Congratulations! Congratulations! 791 00:52:45,995 --> 00:52:49,332 Be here, and everything. I'm enjoying it. 792 00:52:49,540 --> 00:52:51,751 Murchie, you're a good scout. 793 00:52:51,834 --> 00:52:53,211 I'm beginning to like you. Oh? 794 00:52:53,294 --> 00:52:55,129 If you want a little snort of gin later on, 795 00:52:55,213 --> 00:52:56,964 I know where there's some stashed away, 796 00:52:57,006 --> 00:52:58,132 out here in the closet... 797 00:52:58,216 --> 00:53:02,053 You play golf, of course, Your Graceness? I mean, Your High Royalness. 798 00:53:02,136 --> 00:53:05,139 Yes, but very badly, I'm afraid. How fortunate! 799 00:53:05,264 --> 00:53:07,308 We're opening our new country club tomorrow. 800 00:53:07,392 --> 00:53:09,686 I'm going to ball off the first tee. 801 00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:11,187 If you really want to please me, 802 00:53:11,270 --> 00:53:12,772 let me come and watch my dear friend, 803 00:53:12,855 --> 00:53:14,148 Sam Bisbee, open the new course. 804 00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:16,025 Sam Bisbee? Sam? 805 00:53:16,275 --> 00:53:18,236 It would make me very happy. 806 00:53:18,319 --> 00:53:20,279 Anything Your Highness desires. 807 00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:22,966 I'm afraid I can't do it. I just hurt my foot. 808 00:53:22,990 --> 00:53:25,576 Will you make an announcement, please? Certainly. 809 00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:26,970 Ladies and gentlemen! 810 00:53:26,994 --> 00:53:28,746 I wish to announce the opening 811 00:53:28,830 --> 00:53:29,831 of our new course 812 00:53:29,914 --> 00:53:31,975 tomorrow afternoon sharp. 813 00:53:31,999 --> 00:53:36,504 Our esteemed friend, Mr. Sam Bisbee will kick off the first tee. 814 00:53:36,879 --> 00:53:39,924 I mean, will knock off the first green. 815 00:53:40,007 --> 00:53:43,428 Shall we all go in to dinner, Your Honor? Delighted. 816 00:53:44,011 --> 00:53:47,056 His Honor has a beautiful bun on. 817 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:49,976 You know, I have a set of golf clubs. 818 00:53:50,601 --> 00:53:52,270 They were left to me by my grandfather. 819 00:53:52,353 --> 00:53:53,855 He was an inventor, too, you know. 820 00:53:53,938 --> 00:53:56,899 That's fine, Sam. You'll do all right. 821 00:53:56,983 --> 00:54:00,278 Marie, this princess stuff is working like a million dollars. 822 00:54:00,361 --> 00:54:02,071 Keep it up! Keep it up! 823 00:54:04,490 --> 00:54:05,950 Fish eggs! 824 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:11,706 All right, folks. Step this way. 825 00:54:11,789 --> 00:54:14,000 We're about to start the festivities. 826 00:54:14,917 --> 00:54:16,836 I'm depending a lot upon you. 827 00:54:16,919 --> 00:54:19,672 I was never on a golf course in my life before. 828 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:22,300 Don't worry. Neither was I. 829 00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:26,053 I don't like that boy's face. 830 00:54:26,137 --> 00:54:27,990 Why, he's the best caddy they have in the club. 831 00:54:28,014 --> 00:54:29,724 He don't know from nothing. 832 00:54:29,807 --> 00:54:30,933 Well, pretend you know. 833 00:54:30,975 --> 00:54:32,685 Talk as though you know all about it. 834 00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:34,896 Well, I'll do the best I can. 835 00:54:35,396 --> 00:54:37,607 This is a happy day, Mrs. Bisbee. 836 00:54:37,690 --> 00:54:39,168 Do you know, I'm really quite worried. 837 00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:41,486 I don't believe he ever hit a golf ball in his life. 838 00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:43,863 Don't worry, Mother. He'll try anything once. 839 00:54:43,946 --> 00:54:46,491 Hey! Get out... Hey! 840 00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:56,250 Mr. Bisbee! 841 00:54:56,834 --> 00:54:59,837 Ladies and gentlemen, as Chairman of the Greens Committee, 842 00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:01,881 it gives me great pleasure to announce 843 00:55:01,964 --> 00:55:05,718 that Mr. Sam Bisbee will knock the first ball off the course. 844 00:55:10,431 --> 00:55:12,683 I thank you for your confidence. 845 00:55:23,110 --> 00:55:24,963 Going to be a great help, that boy. 846 00:55:24,987 --> 00:55:27,966 I haven't played since playing in the Thousand Islands, years ago. 847 00:55:27,990 --> 00:55:30,952 What are you doing? Stop that! Stop it! Stand still. 848 00:55:30,993 --> 00:55:34,080 Put it... Put the bag down. Go! What are you doing? 849 00:55:35,748 --> 00:55:39,001 I haven't played since playing in the Thousand Islands, many years ago. 850 00:55:39,043 --> 00:55:41,128 I used to be in the dressing business up there. 851 00:55:41,212 --> 00:55:42,981 In the early days in the Thousand Islands, 852 00:55:43,005 --> 00:55:46,259 we used to tee off on one island and drive to the other. 853 00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:48,010 How far is it from one island to the other? 854 00:55:48,094 --> 00:55:49,428 About a mile. 855 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:51,990 Really? You could drive a mile? 856 00:55:52,014 --> 00:55:54,058 We used to putt a quarter of a mile. 857 00:55:55,476 --> 00:55:58,354 Of course, we had to have the wind behind us. 858 00:55:59,313 --> 00:56:02,733 Little too much whip in that club, nimrod. 859 00:56:03,651 --> 00:56:05,963 Now stand clear, boy, and keep your eye on the ball. 860 00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:08,489 By the way, did you bring a ball with you? 861 00:56:08,948 --> 00:56:10,575 Wonderful! 862 00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,368 Now, stand... 863 00:56:13,035 --> 00:56:15,371 You don't play golf with these things. 864 00:56:16,163 --> 00:56:20,710 There's a marvelous club. Bought that club in Europe. 865 00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:22,920 Where's that club I bought in India? 866 00:56:23,004 --> 00:56:24,106 Let me see that Indian club... 867 00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:25,172 Never mind. Wait a minute. 868 00:56:25,214 --> 00:56:26,984 I bought a wonderful club in Toronto. 869 00:56:27,008 --> 00:56:29,987 Did you? Yeah, give me that Canadian club. 870 00:56:30,011 --> 00:56:33,014 This is a very remarkable piece of wood... 871 00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:36,893 I told you to hide that and not let anyone see it... 872 00:56:39,979 --> 00:56:42,064 You know I never use tobacco. 873 00:56:43,357 --> 00:56:44,859 That's no good. 874 00:56:46,068 --> 00:56:49,655 Now, stand clear, boy, and keep your eye on the ball. 875 00:56:52,992 --> 00:56:55,494 Ah, just as I thought. It's warped. 876 00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:57,955 Try this putting niblick. 877 00:56:57,997 --> 00:56:58,998 Putting niblick? 878 00:56:59,373 --> 00:57:01,208 A putting niblick! 879 00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:05,171 Oh, that's much better. Ah, that's much better. 880 00:57:05,254 --> 00:57:08,382 Now, stand clear, boy, and keep your eye on the ball. 881 00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:24,649 Stand clear! 882 00:57:54,303 --> 00:57:55,680 Stop it! 883 00:57:55,972 --> 00:57:58,516 Now, you stand clear and keep your eye on this ball. 884 00:57:59,308 --> 00:58:01,394 Sorry to have lost my temper. 885 00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:04,647 Stand clear! 886 00:58:33,175 --> 00:58:35,011 Quite a breeze! 887 00:59:04,457 --> 00:59:06,292 You stand still, will you? 888 00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:08,085 Maybe this'll help a bit. 889 00:59:09,378 --> 00:59:12,173 Stand still and keep your eye on this ball. 890 00:59:13,090 --> 00:59:15,801 I never should have had a caddy in the first place. 891 00:59:17,011 --> 00:59:19,430 Go on and hit it, Sam. They're all watching you. 892 00:59:19,513 --> 00:59:21,390 Well, I know, but this chap keeps... 893 00:59:24,143 --> 00:59:26,979 Stay still if I have to choke you to death! 894 00:59:28,981 --> 00:59:31,984 Awfully sorry I keep losing my temper... 895 00:59:34,403 --> 00:59:35,988 Godfrey Daniel! 896 00:59:43,579 --> 00:59:46,499 It's chocolate custard. I'm dripping. 897 00:59:52,922 --> 00:59:56,008 I was a fool to ever bring a caddy with me. 898 00:59:58,010 --> 01:00:00,930 Go away! Go away! 899 01:00:11,607 --> 01:00:13,859 Look at that thing! 900 01:00:16,570 --> 01:00:18,739 Got the pie on there, yeah. 901 01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:22,326 Put your foot on that. 902 01:00:25,996 --> 01:00:29,083 Now stand clear and keep your eye on the ball. 903 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,211 Look at that thing. It's still going that way. 904 01:00:32,294 --> 01:00:35,005 I was a fool for ever having a caddy. 905 01:00:41,595 --> 01:00:43,931 Hope they can't see this. 906 01:00:44,014 --> 01:00:45,933 Come on, go away. 907 01:01:04,910 --> 01:01:06,830 You know, when you first suggested the caddy I... 908 01:01:06,871 --> 01:01:08,372 I was against it right from the start. 909 01:01:08,455 --> 01:01:10,791 I wanted to carry the clubs myself. 910 01:01:13,085 --> 01:01:14,795 But of course when you... 911 01:01:15,004 --> 01:01:16,714 Don't get too annoyed, Sam. 912 01:01:16,797 --> 01:01:18,924 I'm not annoyed, only... 913 01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:22,344 I look like... I look like a fool out here. 914 01:01:22,428 --> 01:01:24,638 All these people, they're... 915 01:01:28,934 --> 01:01:31,896 You stand clear and keep your eye on this ball. 916 01:01:31,979 --> 01:01:33,981 I think I'll hit it now. 917 01:01:38,694 --> 01:01:40,988 You see? Sorry... 918 01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:46,035 There it goes again. Come on. 919 01:01:52,541 --> 01:01:54,460 There's your pie! 920 01:01:57,254 --> 01:02:00,424 You stand clear and keep your eye on this ball! 921 01:02:08,307 --> 01:02:09,808 Take that! 922 01:02:13,187 --> 01:02:15,981 I hope you lose your nail. 923 01:02:16,565 --> 01:02:20,361 I really don't. I'm only fooling, pretending I do, you know. 924 01:02:26,075 --> 01:02:30,579 That's strange. It was around here just a minute ago. 925 01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:33,999 There it is. Huh? 926 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,626 There. Where? 927 01:02:35,709 --> 01:02:36,978 There. Huh? 928 01:02:37,002 --> 01:02:38,504 On the end of your club, Sam. 929 01:02:38,587 --> 01:02:41,715 So it is, so it is! 930 01:02:41,799 --> 01:02:44,385 What a dunce I feel like. Oh! 931 01:02:45,010 --> 01:02:47,012 Stop that, will you! 932 01:02:48,305 --> 01:02:50,307 You stand clear and keep your eye on this ball! 933 01:02:50,391 --> 01:02:54,019 Excuse me, please. Excuse me, please. Excuse me, please. 934 01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:56,522 Is that Mr. Bisbee? Yes, Sam Bisbee. 935 01:02:56,605 --> 01:02:57,982 Oh, thanks. 936 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,777 Stand clear, boy, and keep your eye on the ball. 937 01:03:02,152 --> 01:03:04,965 Mr. Bisbee! Robbins, National Tire Company. 938 01:03:04,989 --> 01:03:07,366 Yeah, glad to see you again, Mr. Robbins. 939 01:03:07,449 --> 01:03:09,368 We found your car, tested your tires. 940 01:03:09,451 --> 01:03:11,930 I'm prepared to make you a reasonable offer for your invention. 941 01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:14,290 How much? $20,000. 942 01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:16,834 Just a moment, Sam. Is that for your puncture-proof tire? 943 01:03:16,917 --> 01:03:17,978 Yes, it is. Ridiculous! 944 01:03:18,002 --> 01:03:20,296 I'm prepared to offer $50,000 for the patent. 945 01:03:20,379 --> 01:03:21,982 I beg pardon. And who are you? 946 01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:23,215 I'm the Princess Lescaboura, 947 01:03:23,299 --> 01:03:24,758 and I want the rights for my country. 948 01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:26,010 Well, I won't haggle. 949 01:03:26,051 --> 01:03:27,052 $75,000! 950 01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:28,137 $90,000! 951 01:03:28,220 --> 01:03:30,889 $150,000! $300,000. 952 01:03:30,973 --> 01:03:32,951 $400,000! $500,000! 953 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:35,978 $600,000! $750,000! 954 01:03:36,061 --> 01:03:37,980 I'll give you a million dollars 955 01:03:38,063 --> 01:03:40,232 and a royalty on every tire manufactured! 956 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:42,735 Sold to the gentleman with the Panama hat! 957 01:03:43,944 --> 01:03:47,406 Here's a check for $50,000. $50,000! 958 01:03:49,658 --> 01:03:52,953 You take this check! Grab this check! Here! 959 01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:54,246 Sam! 960 01:03:55,998 --> 01:03:57,499 Goodbye, my bun. 961 01:04:00,502 --> 01:04:02,338 Goodbye, Mr. Bisbee. Goodbye, Mrs. Murchison. 962 01:04:02,421 --> 01:04:04,673 Goodbye, Bisbee. Goodbye, Murchie. 963 01:04:04,757 --> 01:04:07,384 Goodbye, Sam. Goodbye, Marie. 964 01:04:07,468 --> 01:04:09,094 I want to thank you for a lot of fun. 965 01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:10,763 The pleasure's mutual. 966 01:04:11,472 --> 01:04:14,725 We certainly put that princess stuff over, didn't we? 967 01:04:14,808 --> 01:04:16,560 You're telling me! 968 01:04:17,644 --> 01:04:19,438 Goodbye, Sam. Goodbye, Marie. 969 01:04:19,521 --> 01:04:21,774 Goodbye! MAN: Goodbye, Sam. Goodbye now... 970 01:04:21,857 --> 01:04:23,442 - Don't forget... - Bye, Peter. 971 01:04:23,525 --> 01:04:25,861 Goodbye! Don't forget to... 972 01:04:25,944 --> 01:04:28,822 Don't... Don't forget to send me a postcard from Niagara Falls! 973 01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:32,034 Boys, we're off to the races. Take that. 974 01:04:36,413 --> 01:04:38,916 Now, if anybody wants me for the next two weeks, 975 01:04:38,999 --> 01:04:40,959 I'll be in conference. 976 01:04:42,711 --> 01:04:44,797 Right about face! 977 01:04:46,006 --> 01:04:48,342 Forward march! 978 01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:50,969 What a relief! 979 01:04:54,973 --> 01:04:56,517 They've gone. 980 01:04:57,184 --> 01:04:59,144 Charlie, open that bag. 981 01:05:01,605 --> 01:05:03,685 This will be the first real drink I've had in months.