1 00:02:02,085 --> 00:02:05,464 We come together today to face the tragedies... 2 00:02:08,717 --> 00:02:11,428 In dark times such as these, 3 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:14,765 we must all remember 4 00:02:14,931 --> 00:02:17,809 to look to the lord for guidance. 5 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:21,521 Submit yourselves, then, to god. 6 00:02:21,688 --> 00:02:22,688 Amen. 7 00:02:22,814 --> 00:02:26,777 Resist the devil and he will flee from you. 8 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:29,071 I regret to say 9 00:02:29,237 --> 00:02:33,116 I know the powers of Satan firsthand. 10 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:36,870 Our very own daughter was taken by perverts and swindlers 11 00:02:37,037 --> 00:02:39,164 and let fall into a world of sin. 12 00:02:39,331 --> 00:02:40,874 Sheriff? 13 00:02:42,542 --> 00:02:44,795 You ought to come take a look at this. 14 00:03:18,787 --> 00:03:20,539 My god. 15 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:02,330 Go easy on that stuff, will ya? 16 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,501 You know what they say about too much of a good thing... 17 00:04:11,631 --> 00:04:12,924 Give me some sugar. 18 00:04:25,645 --> 00:04:26,688 You're special. 19 00:04:28,857 --> 00:04:31,485 There ain't nobody else out there like you. 20 00:04:34,154 --> 00:04:35,447 Now giddyup. 21 00:04:36,364 --> 00:04:38,366 Time is money. Everybody is waiting. 22 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,004 You're a fucking sex symbol. 23 00:06:02,033 --> 00:06:03,243 Highs in the low... 24 00:06:03,410 --> 00:06:06,079 America needs Jesus... 25 00:06:22,387 --> 00:06:23,388 Maxine. 26 00:06:27,225 --> 00:06:29,185 "The farmer's daughters.“ 27 00:06:29,352 --> 00:06:32,147 oh, hot damn. Look-it, there I am. 28 00:06:32,314 --> 00:06:33,440 Wow. 29 00:06:33,607 --> 00:06:35,525 Hollywood, here we come. 30 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:38,069 No, ma'am. We don't need Hollywood. 31 00:06:38,236 --> 00:06:40,864 These type of pictures turn regular folks into stars. 32 00:06:41,031 --> 00:06:43,151 We're gonna do it all ourselves. Ain't that right, rj? 33 00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:44,284 Yes, sir. 34 00:06:44,451 --> 00:06:46,453 Finally, a level playing field for people like us. 35 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:47,621 I don't know, Wayne. 36 00:06:47,787 --> 00:06:50,165 Sounds an awful lot like what you said about 37 00:06:50,332 --> 00:06:52,375 the topless cannash. You remember that? 38 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,252 Yeah. And had the IRS not had 39 00:06:54,419 --> 00:06:57,356 a goddamn personal vendetta against me, that would've panned out beautifully. 40 00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:58,381 Uh-huh. 41 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:02,427 Well, you know I'm always game. My American dream is not unreasonable. 42 00:07:02,594 --> 00:07:04,971 I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool, 43 00:07:05,138 --> 00:07:08,558 so I can float around with my knees in the breeze and tan these titties. 44 00:07:10,185 --> 00:07:12,812 What? I was dealt a good hand. 45 00:07:12,979 --> 00:07:15,690 People spend a lot of money to look at what god gave me. 46 00:07:15,857 --> 00:07:17,776 Be a sin not to take care of 'em. 47 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:22,322 Yes, it sure would. 48 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,283 What about you, Maxine? 49 00:07:25,450 --> 00:07:26,868 What's your American dream? 50 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,413 Hurry it up, we aren't gonna be long in there. 51 00:08:10,954 --> 00:08:12,872 If this kid I picked up from the university 52 00:08:13,039 --> 00:08:14,666 can put it together like he says, 53 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:16,960 our days of struggling may soon be over. 54 00:08:17,127 --> 00:08:19,167 We do even half the numbers of "Debbie does Dallas", 55 00:08:19,295 --> 00:08:20,505 I'm outta the red for good. 56 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:22,674 Hell, let's make a picture a week, then. 57 00:08:22,841 --> 00:08:26,469 - Patience, darlin'. - I've been being patient my whole life. 58 00:08:27,012 --> 00:08:29,806 Well, that's the thing about being patient. 59 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:32,475 I need to be famous, Wayne. 60 00:08:32,934 --> 00:08:34,561 I'm ready for the high life. 61 00:08:34,728 --> 00:08:36,539 I'm sick and tired of never gettin' what I want. 62 00:08:36,563 --> 00:08:39,315 Well, you help me keep those jokers in line out there, 63 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:41,377 I'll make sure you get everything your heart desires. 64 00:08:41,401 --> 00:08:42,401 You better have. 65 00:08:42,902 --> 00:08:44,362 I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne. 66 00:08:44,529 --> 00:08:47,615 I deserve nice things. I have Cosmopolitan taste. 67 00:08:47,782 --> 00:08:49,826 - Don't I know it. - I mean it. 68 00:08:49,993 --> 00:08:54,372 I want the whole world to know my name. Like Lynda Carter or some shit. 69 00:08:54,539 --> 00:08:57,834 Hey, everyone with a pulse is gonna lust after a piece of Maxine minx 70 00:08:58,001 --> 00:09:00,670 once they see what you can do. You know why? 71 00:09:02,464 --> 00:09:03,715 Why? 72 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,967 'Cause you got that x factor. 73 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,095 Fuckin'-a-rig ht. 74 00:09:09,262 --> 00:09:12,515 Now, mosey on over there and grab us some wonder bread, wonder woman. 75 00:09:16,478 --> 00:09:17,812 I don't like his girlfriend. 76 00:09:17,979 --> 00:09:19,856 You don't like anybody's girlfriend. 77 00:09:20,023 --> 00:09:22,734 She hardly says a word. She just stares at everyone. 78 00:09:23,359 --> 00:09:26,654 Well, she's shy. Probably ain't never seen nobody like us before. 79 00:09:26,821 --> 00:09:28,865 People who stare give me the heebie-jeebies. 80 00:09:29,032 --> 00:09:31,451 Better get used to that if you're gonna be in the movies. 81 00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:42,837 Your little boyfriend is cute. 82 00:09:43,963 --> 00:09:45,882 You help him with all his films? 83 00:09:48,134 --> 00:09:49,969 Sometimes, yeah. 84 00:09:53,181 --> 00:09:54,599 Is that your boyfriend? 85 00:09:57,894 --> 00:10:00,105 Sometimes, yeah. 86 00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:04,943 Hey, how come you don't gotta film none of this in order? 87 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:07,910 Well, once I have it all in the can, I can rearrange it however I want. 88 00:10:08,363 --> 00:10:09,364 No shit. 89 00:10:09,531 --> 00:10:12,091 I actually intend on experimenting a lot with the film's editing. 90 00:10:12,117 --> 00:10:13,910 Giving it a certain sense of the avant-garde, 91 00:10:14,077 --> 00:10:16,996 like they're doing in France. It's classier that way. 92 00:10:17,163 --> 00:10:19,165 And it's a good trick to disguise the low budget. 93 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,165 All right, let's slate it. 94 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,549 And hit it. 95 00:10:35,473 --> 00:10:37,267 All right, go ahead and fill her up. 96 00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:46,359 You know, if you tilt the camera up 97 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:50,572 from the nozzle it'll look like he's using his cock. 98 00:11:10,383 --> 00:11:12,886 See? I got good sense, too. 99 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:19,642 How come we couldn't do any of this filming in Houston? 100 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:20,870 Ain't they got plenty of farms? 101 00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:23,021 Well, this county raised property taxes, 102 00:11:23,188 --> 00:11:25,732 a little bit of cash goes a long way out here. 103 00:11:25,899 --> 00:11:28,379 Most older folks can't compete with the bigger outfits no more. 104 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:31,196 Now, we're not the only ones trying to make a buck. 105 00:11:31,362 --> 00:11:34,991 Kidnappers, murderers, sex fiends... 106 00:11:35,158 --> 00:11:40,288 All the result of our increasingly secular society... 107 00:11:40,455 --> 00:11:43,333 Besides, it ain't exactly something I wanna advertise around town. 108 00:11:43,499 --> 00:11:46,044 You know how some people can get when it comes to sex. 109 00:11:46,211 --> 00:11:49,214 Remember what happened in sodom and gomorrah. 110 00:11:51,299 --> 00:11:52,842 - Get what we needed? - Oh, I got it. 111 00:11:53,009 --> 00:11:55,845 Thanks to help from yours truly. 112 00:11:56,346 --> 00:11:59,474 - Got my smokes? - Yes. God damn. 113 00:11:59,641 --> 00:12:01,184 I'm just askin'. 114 00:12:01,351 --> 00:12:04,520 Hey, if I'm gonna be having sex for you, I'm gonna need cigarettes. 115 00:12:06,397 --> 00:12:08,149 How's the script? 116 00:12:08,775 --> 00:12:11,319 I don't know. It's all right. 117 00:12:11,486 --> 00:12:13,029 Does it matter? 118 00:12:13,196 --> 00:12:17,742 Hey, I don't wanna have to wear a hard hat to make a iivin', do you? 119 00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:22,348 Then don't you be bringin' down the vibe of my investments. 120 00:12:22,372 --> 00:12:24,791 Negativity attracts negative results. 121 00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:33,174 Winstons? You know I only smoke old golds. 122 00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:35,677 - All they had, Bobby-lynne. - That's it! 123 00:12:35,843 --> 00:12:39,639 - I'm calling my agent. - Just get back in the dang Van. 124 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,566 That's right. The deviants are already amongst us, 125 00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:53,278 waiting for our sons and daughters. 126 00:12:53,444 --> 00:12:58,283 So, heed dire warnings, and repent before it is too late. 127 00:12:58,741 --> 00:13:01,369 He may be a forgiving god, 128 00:13:02,537 --> 00:13:05,498 but every man has got his limits. 129 00:13:21,514 --> 00:13:22,974 Must be a bad wreck. 130 00:13:23,224 --> 00:13:24,475 Y'all stay safe out there. 131 00:13:24,642 --> 00:13:26,811 I'll be right back with some more golden oldies 132 00:13:26,978 --> 00:13:28,396 right after this commercial break. 133 00:13:28,563 --> 00:13:30,773 93.5, kbqb. 134 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,528 The 60th anniversary 135 00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:38,031 take place this Saturday. 136 00:13:38,197 --> 00:13:41,284 Don't miss your chance to tour the entire state... 137 00:13:51,627 --> 00:13:53,880 - What is it? - Oh, don't look. 138 00:13:54,255 --> 00:13:56,007 I hate blood and guts. 139 00:13:57,633 --> 00:14:00,178 Just when you thought you'd escaped the slaughterhouse. 140 00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:01,929 Yeah. 141 00:14:02,555 --> 00:14:04,807 Was that a cool cop? 142 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:29,123 This is it. Our own studio backlot. 143 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:31,000 Thank goodness. I'm horny. 144 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,920 - You're always horny. - No, not always. 145 00:14:36,714 --> 00:14:38,091 It's perfect. 146 00:14:38,257 --> 00:14:40,259 It's really gonna add a lot of production value. 147 00:15:17,338 --> 00:15:20,091 Y'all stay put while I go and handle business right quick. 148 00:15:51,372 --> 00:15:54,417 This wasn't I had in mind when I agreed to help out on your film. 149 00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:56,210 Gotta start somewhere, Lorraine. 150 00:15:56,377 --> 00:15:58,129 Rj, it's smut. 151 00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:01,174 When did you become such a prude? 152 00:16:03,009 --> 00:16:04,177 I'm not. 153 00:16:04,343 --> 00:16:06,554 I just don't understand why you're doing all this. 154 00:16:06,721 --> 00:16:09,474 Because it is possible to make a good dirty movie. 155 00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:23,404 Who's that? 156 00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:28,826 Yes, sir. It's Wayne galleroy. We spoke on the telephone. 157 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:46,886 Howard, right? 158 00:16:48,596 --> 00:16:50,306 You from the county? 159 00:16:51,015 --> 00:16:52,934 This here's private property. 160 00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:56,521 Didn't you see the signs down at the end of the drive? 161 00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:59,315 Oh, easy, partner. 162 00:17:07,532 --> 00:17:09,200 Somethin's wrong. 163 00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,619 What'chu talkin' 'bout? 164 00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:22,338 You're trespassing. The law says I can shoot. 165 00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:25,925 Sir, I ain't from the county. 166 00:17:26,884 --> 00:17:28,219 I'm from Houston. 167 00:17:28,386 --> 00:17:31,097 We spoke on Tuesday. You remember? 168 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,225 About y'all's boarding house. 169 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:37,812 Oh, that's right. 170 00:17:37,979 --> 00:17:40,314 You're looking for a place to stay. 171 00:17:43,276 --> 00:17:47,697 Well, you never can be too careful with strangers. 172 00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:52,618 You had me pretty nervous there. 173 00:17:52,785 --> 00:17:54,662 It ain't even loaded. 174 00:17:55,371 --> 00:17:58,666 Most of the times, just wavin' it around is all it takes. 175 00:18:00,751 --> 00:18:02,169 Oh, yes, sir. 176 00:18:03,045 --> 00:18:06,173 I keep the same thing in my glove box. 177 00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:10,303 Wow, that's one ugly son of a bitch. 178 00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:13,931 What? 179 00:18:14,599 --> 00:18:15,725 He is. 180 00:19:38,641 --> 00:19:40,518 Hell of a spread you got here. 181 00:19:42,144 --> 00:19:44,146 We like it. 182 00:19:59,912 --> 00:20:02,331 You all right there, old-timer? 183 00:20:03,165 --> 00:20:04,917 I'm fine. 184 00:20:23,227 --> 00:20:26,522 - She ain't much. - She's gorgeous. 185 00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:34,321 Building was for soldiers during the civil war. 186 00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:37,450 They never saw any action though. 187 00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:39,076 What about you? 188 00:20:39,994 --> 00:20:41,495 You serve? 189 00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:43,873 Flat feet. 190 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:48,002 I did. Two tours in south Vietnam. 191 00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:51,088 Had enough farmers tryin' to shoot me for one lifetime. 192 00:20:53,132 --> 00:20:54,592 Know what I mean, pops? 193 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,052 Oorah. 194 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,602 Oh, careful, Howie. 195 00:21:04,769 --> 00:21:08,230 Hot damn, that's my future fiancee you're eyeballin' there. 196 00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:12,109 Been a while since you seen anythin' that nice? 197 00:21:12,276 --> 00:21:15,946 I don't recall you mentioning you'd bringing all these others. 198 00:21:17,156 --> 00:21:18,949 Now, about that... 199 00:21:19,116 --> 00:21:21,327 See, your ad said $30, but... 200 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:25,414 I threw in a little extra to sweeten the deal. 201 00:21:25,581 --> 00:21:26,832 I hope that's okay. 202 00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:37,384 I don't think I like you, Wayne. 203 00:21:39,136 --> 00:21:43,140 In fact, I don't much like the looks of none of y'all. 204 00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:48,521 Now, my wife is next door, so I would appreciate a little discretion. 205 00:21:51,273 --> 00:21:52,691 I give you my word. 206 00:21:54,735 --> 00:21:57,154 You won't even know we're here. 207 00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:04,662 That was some stellar negotiating. 208 00:22:04,829 --> 00:22:06,956 You really do have a knack for business. 209 00:22:07,122 --> 00:22:10,042 You keep jawin', towhead, I'll pull you off the main stage for a month. 210 00:22:10,209 --> 00:22:13,295 Oh, but then, honey, you won't make no money neither. 211 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,982 How could you just stand there and let him talk about us like that? 212 00:22:16,006 --> 00:22:18,175 Oh, calm down. Ain't no need to harsh the mellow. 213 00:22:18,342 --> 00:22:19,677 It's harmless. He's just old. 214 00:22:19,885 --> 00:22:22,365 His pecker ain't probably been hard since before you were born. 215 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,265 I'd hate people like us then, too. 216 00:22:24,431 --> 00:22:26,475 He don't know what we're doing, does he? 217 00:22:28,811 --> 00:22:31,397 So, church mouse, you do speak. 218 00:22:36,277 --> 00:22:39,655 No. He sure doesn't. 219 00:22:39,822 --> 00:22:41,574 And I intend to keep it that way. 220 00:22:42,449 --> 00:22:44,827 Now, I don't wanna give the old codger a heart attack. 221 00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:46,704 Would you? 222 00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,957 It's better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission. 223 00:22:50,332 --> 00:22:52,251 You know what I mean? 224 00:22:54,128 --> 00:22:55,212 All right. 225 00:22:56,547 --> 00:22:57,965 That's enough jabberin'. 226 00:22:58,674 --> 00:23:01,135 I reckon it's about high time we cut to the chase 227 00:23:01,302 --> 00:23:02,982 and we give the people what they wanna see. 228 00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:04,972 What do you say? 229 00:23:05,389 --> 00:23:07,308 Fucking finally! 230 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,919 Okay. Now flip her over. 231 00:23:45,596 --> 00:23:47,848 Oh, yeah. Fuck me. 232 00:23:48,015 --> 00:23:49,183 - Yeah. - Fuck. 233 00:23:49,433 --> 00:23:52,561 That's great. Just scooch your chin up for me. 234 00:23:53,479 --> 00:23:55,314 All right, now slow it all down. 235 00:23:55,481 --> 00:23:57,399 - I wanna see the passion. - Hey, kid. 236 00:23:57,650 --> 00:24:01,362 How about you just point the camera and stay in your Lane. 237 00:24:01,528 --> 00:24:02,988 Let me do the screwing here. 238 00:24:10,329 --> 00:24:11,664 Yeah! 239 00:24:12,665 --> 00:24:13,749 Yes! 240 00:24:30,099 --> 00:24:31,684 Oh, my god. 241 00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:39,478 Now, I may not know shit from shinola when it comes to filmmaking, 242 00:26:39,645 --> 00:26:41,206 but I know for damn sure people are gonna 243 00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:42,648 wanna see what I just saw in there. 244 00:26:42,815 --> 00:26:46,026 Well, that's 'cause I'm not treatin' it like pornography, but as cinema. 245 00:26:46,193 --> 00:26:48,570 That's what these other adult films are iackin'. 246 00:26:49,071 --> 00:26:52,199 Whatever you're doin', you keep doin' it. 247 00:26:53,367 --> 00:26:57,079 People's eyes are gonna pop out of their damn skulls when they see this. 248 00:26:57,246 --> 00:26:58,330 We're gonna be rich. 249 00:26:58,497 --> 00:27:00,582 Feel how hard my cock is. 250 00:27:18,016 --> 00:27:19,434 Oh, sorry, baby. 251 00:27:24,439 --> 00:27:27,401 Don't be standing there like you're all proud of yourself. 252 00:27:27,568 --> 00:27:29,319 I was born for this line of work. 253 00:27:29,611 --> 00:27:33,407 Uh. You didn't do nothin', dummy. 254 00:27:34,116 --> 00:27:35,951 It's called actin'. 255 00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:39,538 You good, but you ain't that good. 256 00:27:47,713 --> 00:27:49,214 Fuck my pussy. 257 00:27:49,381 --> 00:27:51,300 Oh, you make me so wet. 258 00:27:51,466 --> 00:27:53,760 Oh, my god, you're so big. 259 00:27:57,347 --> 00:28:00,684 Aw, don't look so glum. 260 00:28:00,851 --> 00:28:03,020 You did just fine. Come here. 261 00:28:06,565 --> 00:28:08,442 I think I love you. 262 00:28:09,401 --> 00:28:11,028 Bless your heart. 263 00:29:49,001 --> 00:29:50,919 And action! 264 00:29:57,634 --> 00:29:59,011 Sorry to bother you, ma'am, 265 00:29:59,177 --> 00:30:02,347 but my Van broke down on the highway back yonder, 266 00:30:02,514 --> 00:30:05,183 and I was hopin' I could use y'all's phone to call for help. 267 00:30:07,644 --> 00:30:09,313 Oh, my goodness. 268 00:30:09,479 --> 00:30:14,109 I'm afraid we don't own a telephone, but my daddy will be home soon, 269 00:30:14,276 --> 00:30:17,070 and I'm sure he could give you a lift to town. 270 00:30:17,237 --> 00:30:20,407 Would you like to come inside? 271 00:30:23,493 --> 00:30:24,745 Much obliged. 272 00:31:55,627 --> 00:31:56,628 Hello? 273 00:32:32,831 --> 00:32:34,499 Hello? 274 00:33:03,862 --> 00:33:05,572 Lemonade? 275 00:33:20,295 --> 00:33:23,423 Sure is hot out there. 276 00:33:24,090 --> 00:33:26,092 You must be awful thirsty. 277 00:33:27,344 --> 00:33:29,304 Yes, ma'am. 278 00:33:37,687 --> 00:33:39,689 It's got a good taste. 279 00:34:25,026 --> 00:34:26,653 I should probably get back now. 280 00:34:28,071 --> 00:34:31,157 My boyfriend gets real fussy when he don't know where I'm at, so... 281 00:34:44,129 --> 00:34:48,466 Come with me before daddy gets home. 282 00:35:08,653 --> 00:35:11,031 I was young once, too. 283 00:35:13,783 --> 00:35:17,162 It was taken right before the first war. 284 00:35:20,957 --> 00:35:23,835 Believe it or not, my Howard served in both. 285 00:35:25,045 --> 00:35:28,256 He survived the trenches and Omaha beach. 286 00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:32,344 There wasn't anything he wouldn't do for me back then. 287 00:35:40,685 --> 00:35:42,937 That's the power of beauty. 288 00:35:44,105 --> 00:35:46,983 I was a dancer in those early years. 289 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,445 But then the war came, so... 290 00:35:51,279 --> 00:35:54,449 Not everything in life turns out how you expect. 291 00:36:02,999 --> 00:36:05,377 Such a special face. 292 00:36:11,091 --> 00:36:12,300 Beautiful. 293 00:36:14,844 --> 00:36:15,887 Look. 294 00:36:32,237 --> 00:36:34,322 I don't know what's come over me. 295 00:36:34,864 --> 00:36:37,325 I've never quite felt like this before. 296 00:36:39,452 --> 00:36:41,121 If daddy catches us, 297 00:36:42,747 --> 00:36:44,874 there's no telling what he might do. 298 00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:49,879 What are you doing? 299 00:37:00,098 --> 00:37:01,224 You should go. 300 00:37:03,184 --> 00:37:05,228 It will be our secret. 301 00:37:05,687 --> 00:37:06,980 What will? 302 00:37:46,811 --> 00:37:47,812 Watch out! 303 00:37:49,481 --> 00:37:50,961 I've been looking everywhere for you! 304 00:37:51,107 --> 00:37:52,107 Sorry. 305 00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:54,235 The kid says we're gonna lose the light! 306 00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:56,112 Well, come on now, chop-chop. 307 00:38:08,541 --> 00:38:10,502 You're not good. Bluff it. 308 00:38:12,670 --> 00:38:14,255 You're a fucking sex symbol. 309 00:38:20,595 --> 00:38:24,265 I will not accept a life I do not deserve. 310 00:39:03,263 --> 00:39:04,889 Are you ready? 311 00:39:11,521 --> 00:39:12,605 Let's go to work. 312 00:39:36,629 --> 00:39:37,797 Coast is clear. 313 00:39:38,464 --> 00:39:39,924 Right... sound speed. 314 00:39:40,091 --> 00:39:41,676 Okay, we're rollin'. 315 00:39:42,176 --> 00:39:43,970 Farmer's daughter, take one. 316 00:39:50,143 --> 00:39:51,144 Action. 317 00:39:55,106 --> 00:39:57,025 I'm looking for the owner of this farm. 318 00:39:57,191 --> 00:39:59,152 His daughter said I could find him in here. 319 00:39:59,694 --> 00:40:02,280 You must have been talking to my sister. 320 00:40:02,447 --> 00:40:03,448 Sister? 321 00:40:03,615 --> 00:40:06,910 - She didn't mention you. - Not surprised. 322 00:40:08,119 --> 00:40:09,829 She's always been jealous. 323 00:40:10,455 --> 00:40:13,708 I'm younger, get all the attention. 324 00:40:15,668 --> 00:40:18,171 Daddy never lets her leave the farm anymore. 325 00:40:19,839 --> 00:40:21,507 He's very protective. 326 00:40:22,216 --> 00:40:26,012 Well, I was hopin' he could give me a ride back to town before it got dark. 327 00:40:32,018 --> 00:40:33,895 We shouldn't disturb him. 328 00:40:34,812 --> 00:40:37,023 It would only make him angry. 329 00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:40,693 You wouldn't like daddy when he's angry. 330 00:40:45,406 --> 00:40:47,158 I could give you a ride. 331 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,667 We talked about this. 332 00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:28,546 Howard? 333 00:44:29,172 --> 00:44:30,339 Please. 334 00:44:38,264 --> 00:44:39,682 You know I can't. 335 00:44:40,183 --> 00:44:41,434 My heart... 336 00:45:21,807 --> 00:45:24,185 You were amazing out there. 337 00:45:24,352 --> 00:45:26,854 Now I know why Wayne left his wife for you. 338 00:45:27,021 --> 00:45:30,149 - So do I. - Careful. 339 00:45:30,316 --> 00:45:32,443 Told y'all she was somethin' special. 340 00:45:32,610 --> 00:45:34,111 X factor. 341 00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:36,864 Thanks, baby. 342 00:45:49,001 --> 00:45:51,128 - What are you looking at? - Wait, come on now. 343 00:45:51,295 --> 00:45:52,797 No, Wayne. 344 00:45:53,089 --> 00:45:56,217 Anybody ever teach you not to stare? It's rude. 345 00:45:57,885 --> 00:45:59,720 You got somethin' to say to me or what? 346 00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:06,227 Well, I do have a question. 347 00:46:06,477 --> 00:46:08,229 See, she's interested, is all. 348 00:46:08,396 --> 00:46:10,314 What's on your mind, church mouse? 349 00:46:10,481 --> 00:46:11,732 Isn't it strange 350 00:46:12,275 --> 00:46:13,901 watching her doin' it with him? 351 00:46:14,068 --> 00:46:15,736 It's just business. 352 00:46:16,529 --> 00:46:18,322 As long as the camera is runnin'. 353 00:46:18,781 --> 00:46:20,408 So the camera changes things? 354 00:46:20,616 --> 00:46:22,827 - That's right. - It's not real life, raine. 355 00:46:23,077 --> 00:46:24,537 It's just a movie. 356 00:46:25,496 --> 00:46:26,539 I know that. 357 00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:30,126 Just sayin'. 358 00:46:30,835 --> 00:46:32,962 - What about love? - What about love? 359 00:46:33,379 --> 00:46:36,549 - Well, don't y'all believe in it? - Of course we believe in love. 360 00:46:36,716 --> 00:46:38,926 How can you love someone and still be with other people? 361 00:46:39,093 --> 00:46:41,637 You think we don't have no morals or somethin', is that it? 362 00:46:41,804 --> 00:46:43,597 No. No, I just... 363 00:46:43,764 --> 00:46:44,765 Take it from me, 364 00:46:44,932 --> 00:46:48,602 letting outdated traditions control how you live your life will get you nowhere. 365 00:46:48,769 --> 00:46:51,809 I don't know about you, but I got better places to be than where I came from. 366 00:46:51,897 --> 00:46:54,358 - Amen to that. - And besides, it's just sex. 367 00:46:54,650 --> 00:46:57,320 You can decide who you wanna love, but not who you wanna screw. 368 00:46:57,486 --> 00:46:59,405 Attraction's out of our control. 369 00:46:59,572 --> 00:47:02,074 It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside. 370 00:47:02,241 --> 00:47:05,578 I seen you sneaking a few long peeks at Jackson over here. 371 00:47:05,745 --> 00:47:07,913 - No, I... iwasn't looking... - It's okay. 372 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,083 - He don't mind none. - She's right. 373 00:47:11,542 --> 00:47:13,002 I don't mind. 374 00:47:14,086 --> 00:47:15,296 No offense. 375 00:47:15,463 --> 00:47:17,506 Everybody likes sex. 376 00:47:17,673 --> 00:47:18,924 It's a gas. 377 00:47:19,091 --> 00:47:20,968 We're just not afraid to admit it. 378 00:47:21,177 --> 00:47:23,721 Queer, straight, black, white... 379 00:47:24,055 --> 00:47:25,723 It's all disco. 380 00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:29,935 You know why? Because one day, we're gonna be too old to fuck. 381 00:47:30,436 --> 00:47:32,688 And life's too short, if you ask me. 382 00:47:32,855 --> 00:47:33,855 Roger that. 383 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,067 The fact of the truth of the matter is, 384 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,943 we turn folks on. 385 00:47:40,112 --> 00:47:42,990 - And that scares 'em. - They can't look away neither. 386 00:47:43,157 --> 00:47:44,157 That's right. 387 00:47:45,034 --> 00:47:46,786 We're like a foxy car wreck. 388 00:47:47,745 --> 00:47:49,246 Which is how I know 389 00:47:49,413 --> 00:47:52,166 that this new home video market is set to explode. 390 00:47:52,333 --> 00:47:54,585 Finally, people are gonna get to see what they desire 391 00:47:54,752 --> 00:47:57,838 in the privacy of their own homes, free of judgement. 392 00:47:58,005 --> 00:48:00,216 We're gonna give that to them before anyone else. 393 00:48:00,383 --> 00:48:02,635 Porn ain't only gonna be for perverts no more. 394 00:48:03,302 --> 00:48:04,595 Toast to the perverts. 395 00:48:04,762 --> 00:48:06,472 They've been payin' our bills for years. 396 00:48:06,639 --> 00:48:08,516 Hear, hear! To the perverts! 397 00:48:08,682 --> 00:48:10,226 To iivin' a life of excess, 398 00:48:10,393 --> 00:48:13,771 being young and having fun till the day we die. 399 00:48:13,938 --> 00:48:15,689 To the power of independent cinema. 400 00:48:15,856 --> 00:48:17,775 To living life on our own terms. 401 00:48:17,942 --> 00:48:20,903 And never accepting what self-righteous naysayers have to say. 402 00:48:21,070 --> 00:48:22,070 Right on. 403 00:48:23,072 --> 00:48:25,491 I don't know if I agree with all of that, 404 00:48:26,659 --> 00:48:28,619 but I did like what I saw today. 405 00:48:31,872 --> 00:48:33,416 I didn't think I would, but I did. 406 00:48:33,582 --> 00:48:34,708 Cheers to that. 407 00:48:36,293 --> 00:48:37,920 - You ready? - Yeah. 408 00:50:47,883 --> 00:50:49,301 I wanna do a scene in the movie. 409 00:50:58,018 --> 00:50:59,019 What? 410 00:51:03,107 --> 00:51:04,567 I wanna be in the movie. 411 00:51:11,365 --> 00:51:12,575 Well, why not? 412 00:51:14,118 --> 00:51:16,161 Well... 413 00:51:16,328 --> 00:51:17,329 Because... 414 00:51:22,418 --> 00:51:23,937 Did y'all put her up to this or somethin'? 415 00:51:23,961 --> 00:51:24,962 - No! - Hey! 416 00:51:25,129 --> 00:51:26,630 Take it easy. They didn't do nothin'. 417 00:51:26,797 --> 00:51:29,717 Nobody put me up to anything. I've been thinking about it all day. 418 00:51:30,384 --> 00:51:31,427 And... 419 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,721 Well, I'm young. 420 00:51:33,971 --> 00:51:36,307 And if we really are makin' a good dirty movie, 421 00:51:36,473 --> 00:51:38,225 then I don't wanna just carry the equipment. 422 00:51:39,393 --> 00:51:40,894 I wanna be in it. 423 00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:42,980 Well, you can't. 424 00:51:44,690 --> 00:51:46,066 Says who? 425 00:51:46,817 --> 00:51:48,819 It's my film, Lorraine. 426 00:51:49,403 --> 00:51:53,115 I mean, it wouldn't make any sense. We've already shot half of it. 427 00:51:53,282 --> 00:51:56,201 The story can't just suddenly change midway through. 428 00:51:57,911 --> 00:51:59,204 Why? 429 00:52:00,914 --> 00:52:02,791 Because it just isn't done. 430 00:52:04,001 --> 00:52:06,378 What about in “psycho"? You love that movie. 431 00:52:08,714 --> 00:52:11,425 Well, "psycho" is a horror film. 432 00:52:12,718 --> 00:52:15,971 And that plot was a macguffin to build suspense. 433 00:52:16,138 --> 00:52:17,681 And I'm not making that kind of movie. 434 00:52:17,848 --> 00:52:19,058 Oh, come on, rj. 435 00:52:19,224 --> 00:52:21,352 Nobody's comin' to see this film for the plot. 436 00:52:21,518 --> 00:52:23,687 They're comin' to see tits and ass. 437 00:52:25,022 --> 00:52:27,066 - And a big dick. - Lorraine! 438 00:52:27,274 --> 00:52:28,400 It's the truth. 439 00:52:28,567 --> 00:52:31,111 Why not just give the people what they're payin' for? 440 00:52:31,278 --> 00:52:34,031 Because I'm making something better than that. 441 00:52:35,491 --> 00:52:37,618 When did you become such a prude? 442 00:52:39,370 --> 00:52:41,789 All right, hold on. 443 00:52:41,955 --> 00:52:45,542 I am the executive producer, which means I get a word. 444 00:52:45,709 --> 00:52:47,419 So, why don't we just take a step outside 445 00:52:47,586 --> 00:52:50,339 before anythin' gets said that someone might regret. 446 00:52:58,681 --> 00:53:00,599 You gotta back me up in here, Wayne! 447 00:53:00,766 --> 00:53:04,228 I mean, this situation is fixin' to get outta control. It is awfully close. 448 00:53:04,395 --> 00:53:05,479 Relax. 449 00:53:06,021 --> 00:53:08,023 Hey, what is it they say, "life imitates art"? 450 00:53:08,190 --> 00:53:09,483 It's the other way around. 451 00:53:10,109 --> 00:53:11,151 Whatever, it don't matter. 452 00:53:11,318 --> 00:53:12,545 But you need to listen to me, okay? 453 00:53:12,569 --> 00:53:15,531 Because you ain't been 42, and I have been 23. 454 00:53:15,739 --> 00:53:18,242 And I'm gonna explain somethin' to you about young women. 455 00:53:18,826 --> 00:53:20,285 Now, if she's serious, 456 00:53:21,662 --> 00:53:23,414 which I suspect she is, 457 00:53:24,707 --> 00:53:27,084 she's gonna do it whether you like it or not. 458 00:53:27,251 --> 00:53:29,628 Now, you try to stop her, not only is she gonna do it, 459 00:53:29,795 --> 00:53:32,065 she's gonna go on and do it with god knows how many people 460 00:53:32,089 --> 00:53:34,842 in god knows how many other films, and nobody wants that. 461 00:53:35,676 --> 00:53:38,637 The way I see it, you only got one good option here. 462 00:53:38,804 --> 00:53:41,181 What, letting her get balled by some man whore? 463 00:53:41,348 --> 00:53:44,810 Come on now, Jackson is a professional. He ain't got no diseases or nothin'. 464 00:53:44,977 --> 00:53:46,645 You just want more sex in the movie. 465 00:53:46,812 --> 00:53:48,772 That ain't me, hoss. She wants it, you heard her. 466 00:53:49,857 --> 00:53:53,652 Heck, if she does great, she gets famous, maybe she'll take you with her. 467 00:53:55,362 --> 00:53:56,947 Wayne, you don't get it. 468 00:53:58,615 --> 00:54:00,951 Lorraine is not like the others in there. 469 00:54:01,118 --> 00:54:03,120 She is a nice girl. 470 00:54:05,497 --> 00:54:06,915 I beg your pardon? 471 00:54:07,082 --> 00:54:08,917 No, I didn't mean it like that. 472 00:54:09,084 --> 00:54:12,212 Oh, I hate to be the one to tell you this, 473 00:54:14,089 --> 00:54:16,216 but ain't none of them nice girls. 474 00:57:26,031 --> 00:57:27,032 To hell with this. 475 00:57:27,199 --> 00:57:28,283 She can have it. 476 00:57:28,450 --> 00:57:29,970 Let's see how far they get without me. 477 00:57:30,535 --> 00:57:32,788 Good luck finding your own way out of here. 478 00:57:43,256 --> 00:57:44,508 What the... 479 00:57:57,479 --> 00:57:58,647 Ma'am? 480 00:58:09,908 --> 00:58:11,410 Are you all right? 481 00:58:21,503 --> 00:58:22,546 Sorry, I'm... 482 00:58:33,432 --> 00:58:34,558 Ma'am? 483 00:58:50,198 --> 00:58:51,199 What? 484 00:58:52,576 --> 00:58:54,327 How come you just did that? 485 00:58:55,912 --> 00:58:57,831 Why won't you look at me? 486 00:58:58,790 --> 00:59:01,376 Look at me like you looked at her. 487 00:59:01,793 --> 00:59:02,919 What? 488 00:59:03,545 --> 00:59:05,505 I can show you what I'm capable of. 489 00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:07,466 Stop. I don't wanna see it. 490 00:59:12,262 --> 00:59:15,348 Maybe we should just go find your husband. 491 00:59:50,675 --> 00:59:51,676 Help me. 492 01:03:14,629 --> 01:03:15,839 Rj? 493 01:03:38,778 --> 01:03:39,988 Rj? 494 01:04:46,763 --> 01:04:48,932 Hey, hey, hey. 495 01:04:49,099 --> 01:04:51,267 What's goin' on, church mouse? 496 01:04:51,434 --> 01:04:56,564 It's rj. I woke up, and he was gone, I... 497 01:04:58,566 --> 01:05:00,276 You don't think he left me, do you? 498 01:05:02,070 --> 01:05:03,405 Well, the Van's still here. 499 01:05:04,447 --> 01:05:06,449 He's gotta be around somewhere. 500 01:05:09,869 --> 01:05:13,998 Oh, hey, it ain't like your dog ran off. 501 01:05:14,165 --> 01:05:16,459 He's probably just processin' things, you know? 502 01:05:16,793 --> 01:05:18,336 Go on back to bed. 503 01:05:18,503 --> 01:05:21,756 I feel bad if! Hurt him. I don't wanna break up. 504 01:05:21,923 --> 01:05:23,925 Hun, you didn't do nothin' wrong. 505 01:05:24,384 --> 01:05:25,927 He'll get over it. 506 01:05:26,094 --> 01:05:27,846 He just needs to toughen up, is all. 507 01:05:28,471 --> 01:05:30,071 Come on. I'll talk to him in the morning. 508 01:05:30,515 --> 01:05:32,559 Will you help me find him? 509 01:05:34,519 --> 01:05:36,479 Please? I'm worried. 510 01:05:39,899 --> 01:05:40,984 All right. 511 01:05:41,443 --> 01:05:44,028 I ain't gettin' in the middle of no more of this shit. 512 01:05:54,289 --> 01:05:55,665 Rj! 513 01:05:56,666 --> 01:05:58,126 Are you in here, brother? 514 01:05:59,169 --> 01:06:01,713 This ain't the way to go about handlin' this. 515 01:06:13,808 --> 01:06:15,393 Oh, no. 516 01:06:21,983 --> 01:06:23,693 I'm sorry if I disturbed you. 517 01:06:24,527 --> 01:06:26,279 What are you doin' out here? 518 01:06:29,741 --> 01:06:31,534 I'm lookin' for my boyfriend. 519 01:06:39,042 --> 01:06:41,085 Have you seen my wife? 520 01:06:41,878 --> 01:06:43,171 No, sir. 521 01:06:50,178 --> 01:06:52,847 Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. 522 01:06:54,599 --> 01:06:56,976 Never let a good woman out of your sight. 523 01:06:58,478 --> 01:07:00,230 Never mention her weight. 524 01:07:01,814 --> 01:07:03,294 How do you think I've been surrounded 525 01:07:03,399 --> 01:07:06,361 by so many beautiful females my whole life? 526 01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,863 There's an art to it. 527 01:07:10,031 --> 01:07:11,866 Just like business. 528 01:07:23,461 --> 01:07:26,756 Fuck! Son of a bitch! 529 01:07:39,811 --> 01:07:41,062 Oh, fuck me! 530 01:07:43,565 --> 01:07:46,943 Oh, shut up, cheeseburger! Go wander into traffic. 531 01:07:47,527 --> 01:07:49,988 Oh, fuck. 532 01:07:55,952 --> 01:07:57,579 Rj, you in here? 533 01:07:58,413 --> 01:08:00,415 I stepped on a nail. 534 01:08:00,582 --> 01:08:03,167 Come on out and help me, for Christ's sake! 535 01:08:04,669 --> 01:08:07,130 I'm gonna catch tetanus from this shit. 536 01:08:17,974 --> 01:08:19,017 Rj? 537 01:08:20,727 --> 01:08:22,854 Church mouse, that you? 538 01:09:11,653 --> 01:09:14,322 There's another light down in the cellar. 539 01:09:14,489 --> 01:09:16,199 Can you go get it? 540 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:20,328 Please. My wife is not well. 541 01:09:20,495 --> 01:09:21,746 It's very dark, 542 01:09:21,913 --> 01:09:24,457 and I'm worried she could fall and break her hip. 543 01:09:40,682 --> 01:09:44,352 Downstairs. You'll see my workbench. 544 01:11:31,459 --> 01:11:32,960 Foundifl 545 01:11:47,350 --> 01:11:49,060 Hey, I'm locked in! 546 01:11:53,231 --> 01:11:54,357 Hey! 547 01:11:56,776 --> 01:11:59,570 Hey! Hey! Open up! 548 01:13:06,888 --> 01:13:08,431 What is it, baby? 549 01:13:10,016 --> 01:13:11,726 Thought I heard somethin'. 550 01:13:14,312 --> 01:13:16,230 Probably nothin'. 551 01:13:17,315 --> 01:13:19,817 Old habits die hard. 552 01:13:20,234 --> 01:13:22,320 Go back to sleep. 553 01:13:23,279 --> 01:13:25,323 Aye, aye, captain. 554 01:14:22,463 --> 01:14:23,881 Everything okay, pops? 555 01:14:26,509 --> 01:14:29,387 My wife, she's gone missing. 556 01:14:29,553 --> 01:14:30,554 Missin'? 557 01:14:32,223 --> 01:14:33,849 She gets confused. 558 01:14:34,016 --> 01:14:36,519 It happens sometimes after dark. 559 01:14:37,144 --> 01:14:39,438 Lot of firepower for a missin' wife. 560 01:14:40,356 --> 01:14:42,108 It's for gators. 561 01:14:42,274 --> 01:14:45,319 I found her once by the edge of our pond. 562 01:14:45,486 --> 01:14:47,154 If she was to fall in... 563 01:14:50,908 --> 01:14:52,118 Want some help? 564 01:14:55,371 --> 01:14:57,456 Not for self but for country, right? 565 01:15:01,002 --> 01:15:02,712 Let me go and get my skivvies. 566 01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:48,752 I say we each take a side of the perimeter. 567 01:17:48,919 --> 01:17:50,379 Cover ground quicker that way. 568 01:17:50,963 --> 01:17:52,923 I only got the one light. 569 01:17:55,384 --> 01:17:56,594 No offense, 570 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:58,554 but it's been a while since you was deployed. 571 01:17:59,054 --> 01:18:01,182 I spent three nights face down in a rice paddy 572 01:18:01,348 --> 01:18:03,267 scanning for land mines and trip wires. 573 01:18:03,434 --> 01:18:06,270 Once a marine, always a marine. 574 01:18:07,229 --> 01:18:08,647 If she's out here... 575 01:18:10,065 --> 01:18:11,358 I'll find her. 576 01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:16,483 I got nothin', pops. 577 01:20:24,074 --> 01:20:25,326 Shit. 578 01:20:27,494 --> 01:20:29,496 What you doing all the way in there? 579 01:20:44,094 --> 01:20:45,346 Oh, no. 580 01:20:47,014 --> 01:20:49,433 Pops, you okay? 581 01:20:50,017 --> 01:20:51,018 You in here? 582 01:20:52,394 --> 01:20:56,106 Help! Help, somebody, please! 583 01:20:56,607 --> 01:20:58,150 Please help me! 584 01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:01,070 Rj! 585 01:21:02,946 --> 01:21:04,031 Help! 586 01:21:42,236 --> 01:21:43,695 Oh, shit! 587 01:21:44,363 --> 01:21:46,824 You scared me, pops. 588 01:21:47,241 --> 01:21:50,119 Once a marine, always a marine. 589 01:21:51,203 --> 01:21:54,873 Well... Your lady ain't in there. 590 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,918 I can't give her what she wants anymore. 591 01:22:00,462 --> 01:22:02,548 You don't understand what it's like. 592 01:22:02,714 --> 01:22:04,716 You can still do as you please. 593 01:22:05,134 --> 01:22:06,135 Say what? 594 01:22:06,510 --> 01:22:09,596 The last bohemian that stayed here was the same. 595 01:22:10,180 --> 01:22:13,600 Traipsin' around in barely any clothes. 596 01:22:13,767 --> 01:22:16,019 Enticin' my wife. 597 01:22:17,521 --> 01:22:19,189 Yeah... 598 01:22:19,356 --> 01:22:21,150 Okay, well, 599 01:22:21,817 --> 01:22:24,778 we better get back up to the house and find out what's goin' on. 600 01:22:25,279 --> 01:22:27,990 I know exactly what's goin' on. 601 01:23:18,332 --> 01:23:20,876 Maxine? 602 01:23:23,128 --> 01:23:26,298 That woman was in my bed touching me! 603 01:23:59,206 --> 01:24:01,124 You're just makin' things worse. 604 01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:02,668 Help me! 605 01:24:02,834 --> 01:24:04,586 Somebody! Please! 606 01:24:04,753 --> 01:24:06,505 Nobody is comin' for ya. 607 01:24:06,672 --> 01:24:09,466 Get back down in that cellar and be quiet! 608 01:24:14,263 --> 01:24:16,431 - Shut up! - Help! 609 01:24:16,974 --> 01:24:20,561 - Hey! Somebody, please! - Kidnappers, murderers, 610 01:24:20,727 --> 01:24:22,104 sex fiends, 611 01:24:22,271 --> 01:24:24,314 lurkin' where we least expect 612 01:24:24,481 --> 01:24:26,984 in good Christian homes, 613 01:24:27,150 --> 01:24:29,236 right under our very noses! 614 01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:37,202 Jackson? 615 01:24:38,537 --> 01:24:39,538 Vvayne? 616 01:24:40,414 --> 01:24:41,498 Where are y'all? 617 01:24:59,641 --> 01:25:00,684 Oh, my goodness. 618 01:25:01,310 --> 01:25:02,561 Ma'am? 619 01:25:02,728 --> 01:25:04,771 Ma'am? Be careful! 620 01:25:05,272 --> 01:25:08,066 Step away from the edge, it's dangerous. 621 01:25:10,235 --> 01:25:12,738 It's all right. Here, here. 622 01:25:12,904 --> 01:25:14,865 You're safe now, okay? 623 01:25:15,574 --> 01:25:17,993 Are you hurt? I don't see anything. 624 01:25:18,619 --> 01:25:20,912 My Nana gets confused sometimes as well. 625 01:25:21,079 --> 01:25:22,497 I learned all about it. 626 01:25:22,664 --> 01:25:25,344 Believe it or not, I've even thought about becomin' a nurse one day. 627 01:25:26,418 --> 01:25:27,698 Okay. Why don't you come with... 628 01:25:30,339 --> 01:25:31,840 What the hell did you do that for? 629 01:25:32,007 --> 01:25:34,009 I don't need a nurse. 630 01:25:34,509 --> 01:25:36,303 Why should you get to have it all? 631 01:25:36,470 --> 01:25:39,097 What have you ever done except be a whore? 632 01:25:39,973 --> 01:25:42,476 Okay, you know what? 633 01:25:43,226 --> 01:25:45,646 You don't want my help? No problem. 634 01:25:45,812 --> 01:25:47,064 I was just tryin' to be nice. 635 01:25:47,773 --> 01:25:51,860 You don't deserve to be able to just flaunt it in my face like you do. 636 01:25:52,486 --> 01:25:55,614 It ain't my fault you didn't live the life you wanted. 637 01:25:55,781 --> 01:25:58,950 Now move out of the way, please. 638 01:26:01,411 --> 01:26:03,455 Move! You mean old ugly b... 639 01:26:10,629 --> 01:26:11,797 Bitch. 640 01:26:36,530 --> 01:26:38,281 Was that the one? 641 01:26:38,949 --> 01:26:41,201 You know I don't like blondes. 642 01:26:58,552 --> 01:27:00,053 Disgustin'. 643 01:27:08,019 --> 01:27:09,354 Lorraine? 644 01:27:10,522 --> 01:27:11,523 Rj? 645 01:28:21,176 --> 01:28:22,761 Uh, place is empty. 646 01:28:24,137 --> 01:28:26,348 What about that other fella, Wayne? 647 01:28:26,515 --> 01:28:29,768 In the barn. Stuck like the pig he was. 648 01:28:31,061 --> 01:28:33,355 Well, that's three down. 649 01:28:33,522 --> 01:28:34,522 Foun 650 01:28:35,565 --> 01:28:38,652 and I got another kept up at the house for you. 651 01:28:38,819 --> 01:28:40,195 I don't want her. 652 01:28:40,362 --> 01:28:42,155 This one was different. 653 01:28:42,614 --> 01:28:44,616 She had something special. 654 01:28:44,825 --> 01:28:46,284 Like I did. 655 01:28:46,451 --> 01:28:49,037 Sick and tired of never gettin' what I want. 656 01:28:52,958 --> 01:28:55,460 You know I want to give it to you, Pearl. 657 01:28:55,627 --> 01:28:57,546 But I'm tired, too. 658 01:29:00,674 --> 01:29:01,800 I know. 659 01:29:10,016 --> 01:29:11,977 Tell me I'm special. 660 01:29:17,858 --> 01:29:19,484 Of course you are. 661 01:29:22,696 --> 01:29:26,992 I've felt that way since the first moment we met. 662 01:29:28,743 --> 01:29:32,247 You were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. 663 01:29:37,294 --> 01:29:39,880 Oh, not anymore. 664 01:29:42,090 --> 01:29:43,508 Always. 665 01:29:50,515 --> 01:29:52,267 Tell me I'm yours. 666 01:29:55,228 --> 01:29:57,063 That you still want me. 667 01:30:06,364 --> 01:30:08,283 Make me feel young again. 668 01:30:18,793 --> 01:30:22,005 - What if my heart can't take it? - It can. 669 01:31:58,226 --> 01:32:01,229 Fuck me, Howard. 670 01:32:01,396 --> 01:32:02,856 Fuck me. 671 01:32:19,998 --> 01:32:21,708 Fuck me. 672 01:32:41,144 --> 01:32:44,773 Help! 673 01:32:44,939 --> 01:32:46,024 Help! 674 01:32:46,191 --> 01:32:49,277 Somebody, help me, please! 675 01:33:29,317 --> 01:33:31,528 Let me out of here! 676 01:33:31,820 --> 01:33:33,238 Keep your voice down. 677 01:33:34,405 --> 01:33:38,159 Don't tell me to be quiet! I was locked in a dungeon down there! 678 01:33:38,326 --> 01:33:40,328 These old people are fucking crazy! 679 01:33:40,495 --> 01:33:43,331 I have to get out of this house before they kill me, too. 680 01:33:43,498 --> 01:33:45,333 We need to find the keys to their truck. 681 01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:47,043 I never should have listened to you. 682 01:33:47,210 --> 01:33:48,670 This is all your fault! 683 01:33:48,837 --> 01:33:50,880 Lorraine, we need to stick together. 684 01:33:51,047 --> 01:33:52,298 I hate you! 685 01:33:52,465 --> 01:33:54,926 I hate you all so much! 686 01:33:55,802 --> 01:33:57,053 Lorraine! 687 01:34:01,558 --> 01:34:04,519 I told her to stay in the damn cellar! 688 01:34:05,186 --> 01:34:06,563 That's all right. 689 01:34:07,397 --> 01:34:09,357 We don't need her anymore. 690 01:34:10,608 --> 01:34:12,402 We got each other again. 691 01:34:13,403 --> 01:34:15,822 Help me drag the body inside. 692 01:34:15,989 --> 01:34:20,034 If she's in the house, that's self-defense. That's the law. 693 01:34:20,201 --> 01:34:22,996 You don't really believe anyone's gonna come looking for 'em, do you? 694 01:34:23,163 --> 01:34:24,998 We ain't gonna risk it. 695 01:34:27,959 --> 01:34:32,130 We need to play this smart, Pearl. No sense in making a mess now. 696 01:34:33,923 --> 01:34:36,009 If nobody shows up by tomorrow, 697 01:34:36,176 --> 01:34:40,054 we'll take the body and we'll dump her in the pond with the others. 698 01:34:40,221 --> 01:34:44,017 Which reminds me, we're gonna need to get Wayne outta the barn 699 01:34:44,184 --> 01:34:45,935 and sink him, too. 700 01:35:02,994 --> 01:35:05,079 She's heavier than she looks. 701 01:35:14,505 --> 01:35:16,382 Howard. Howard! 702 01:35:20,511 --> 01:35:21,763 Howard? 703 01:35:22,889 --> 01:35:23,890 Howard? 704 01:35:24,057 --> 01:35:25,141 Howard! 705 01:35:26,517 --> 01:35:28,353 Where are the keys to the truck? 706 01:35:28,519 --> 01:35:30,647 - He's having a heart attack. - I don't give a shit! 707 01:35:30,813 --> 01:35:33,399 - Where are the fucking keys? - In the kitchen... 708 01:35:33,566 --> 01:35:37,779 - Under the lamp. - We are together. 709 01:35:37,946 --> 01:35:38,946 Howard? 710 01:35:39,072 --> 01:35:43,660 We have reached a crossroad with salvation or damnation? 711 01:35:44,077 --> 01:35:46,246 You're gonna rot when people find out what you've done. 712 01:35:46,955 --> 01:35:48,164 The time is now. 713 01:35:48,331 --> 01:35:51,042 - What I have done? - For if we do not take control 714 01:35:51,209 --> 01:35:53,294 - of our own fate, the lord... - What about you? 715 01:35:53,461 --> 01:35:55,046 Shall do it for us. 716 01:35:55,213 --> 01:35:57,465 You don't think I know who you really are? 717 01:35:57,632 --> 01:36:00,093 I saw what you did in the barn. 718 01:36:00,718 --> 01:36:02,929 You're a deviant little whore. 719 01:36:03,805 --> 01:36:04,889 We're the same. 720 01:36:07,308 --> 01:36:09,519 You'll end upjust like me. 721 01:36:09,686 --> 01:36:12,689 Time to turn our backs on sin and make the commitment... 722 01:36:12,855 --> 01:36:15,191 - I'm nothin' like you. - Once and for all. 723 01:36:15,358 --> 01:36:17,694 You're a kidnappin', murderin' sex fiend. 724 01:36:17,860 --> 01:36:19,362 I'm a fucking star! 725 01:36:19,529 --> 01:36:21,531 The whole world is gonna know my name. 726 01:36:21,698 --> 01:36:23,157 Say it with me now. 727 01:36:23,324 --> 01:36:26,619 I will not accept a life I do not deserve. 728 01:36:26,786 --> 01:36:29,080 I do not deserve. 729 01:36:29,455 --> 01:36:31,249 Hallelujah! 730 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:34,502 Stop fuckin' starin' at me! 731 01:37:03,072 --> 01:37:07,452 Now, that's what I call divine intervention! 732 01:37:07,618 --> 01:37:13,791 The lord smiles on those who accept him. Praise his name! 733 01:37:13,958 --> 01:37:17,462 Glory be to Jesus! 734 01:37:36,022 --> 01:37:39,233 My hip... 735 01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:40,400 Help. 736 01:37:59,670 --> 01:38:01,422 You whore! 737 01:38:02,673 --> 01:38:04,675 You're not innocent! 738 01:38:06,719 --> 01:38:08,638 You're not special! 739 01:38:09,931 --> 01:38:12,600 It'll all be taken from you! 740 01:38:13,184 --> 01:38:15,728 Just like it was from me! 741 01:38:16,687 --> 01:38:19,315 I'll tell everyone what you are! 742 01:38:25,154 --> 01:38:27,031 It'll be our secret. 743 01:38:45,716 --> 01:38:47,635 Divine intervention. 744 01:39:13,411 --> 01:39:15,538 Praise the fuckin' lord. 745 01:39:34,390 --> 01:39:37,226 I hope that, through my own admission, 746 01:39:37,894 --> 01:39:39,729 others may find the light. 747 01:39:40,771 --> 01:39:42,398 I wanna show y'all somethin'. 748 01:39:44,692 --> 01:39:46,027 Get a shot of this. 749 01:39:48,946 --> 01:39:50,406 There she is. 750 01:39:50,573 --> 01:39:52,700 My beautiful little daughter Maxine. 751 01:39:53,451 --> 01:39:56,829 Lured into a life of sin by the very deviants 752 01:39:56,996 --> 01:39:59,165 we warn of here on a daily basis. 753 01:40:00,333 --> 01:40:04,629 From our iovin' home into the hands of devils. 754 01:40:05,338 --> 01:40:11,219 We pray, one day, she'll find her way home to us. 755 01:40:11,385 --> 01:40:13,221 Amen. 756 01:40:13,387 --> 01:40:15,473 Bless you, bless you. 757 01:40:24,941 --> 01:40:26,692 What do you reckon happened, sheriff? 758 01:40:29,820 --> 01:40:31,572 How the hell should I know? 759 01:40:36,035 --> 01:40:37,286 Hey, boss. 760 01:40:41,207 --> 01:40:44,794 One of the boys found this inside. 761 01:40:48,798 --> 01:40:50,216 What do you think is on it? 762 01:40:52,426 --> 01:40:55,680 Well, by the looks of everythin'... 763 01:40:57,473 --> 01:41:01,269 I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture.