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Draw your swords.

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Charge your pikes!

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Muskets stand ready.

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Give fire.

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-Stand.

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Medic! Medic!

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Medic!

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♪ There once was a place
with my little lovely ♪

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♪ Whey, hey, ho ♪

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♪ And I seek and I search,
and I know that I'll find it ♪

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♪ Whey, hey, ho ♪

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♪ I know the wind, she blows ♪

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♪ I know the tides are low ♪

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♪ But you'll find me at
the Whitepost ♪

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♪ You'll find me
at the Whitepost ♪

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I, uh, I got you this.

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Thank you.

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You alright?

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Chief Inspector
Mike McGuire.

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This is Sergeant Nikki Martel.

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Uh, Keith Boyle.

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I'm an accountant.

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Talk us through what happened.

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1648, the second
English Civil War,

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the king was in the tower --

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Today, Keith.

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What happened today?

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Sorry. Sorry.

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I've no idea.

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We take every precaution
during musket fire.

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Every precaution.

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Now, w-we do use real gunpowder.

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-Real gunpowder?
-Well, of course.

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But we stuff the barrels
with toilet paper.

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And the cannons?

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Same.

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We take every precaution.

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Yeah, more toilet paper.

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Right, the victim?

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The Earl of Norwich.

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Sorry, Brian Armstrong.

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Uh, former DCI Brian Armstrong.

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He was -- He was one of yours.

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Um, that's his wife,
Heidi, over there.

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He only retired last month.

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This was their first event.

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.338 Lapua magnum?

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Yes, sir.

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That's not from a musket.

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Sniper rifle casings.

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Yeah.

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So the shooter waited
for the actors

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to fire their muskets
and then...

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Bang, bang. Two shots.

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One to the head,
one to the chest.

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Sound got lost
in the musket fire.

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Right, send
the lover's army home.

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This was a professional job.

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We're looking for a hit man.

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And whoever hired him.

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Brian's ex-police.

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40-year career.

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It's a lot of arrests.

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A lot of suspects.

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Hmm.

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You're gonna say it's the wife.

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Was it too obvious?

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-Too cliched.
-Nah.

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Male know-it-all cop
makes misogynistic assumption.

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She was smiling.

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-She was in shock.
-And drinking tea.

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She changed her clothes.

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People react in different ways.

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When your partner
gets their head blown off,

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you scream and shout
and cry your eyes out,

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you don't drink tea.

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The case of the stolen
garden umbrella has been solved.

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Were the victims right?

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Oh, well, they blamed
the Ramonas next door.

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And?

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On the night of the
disappearance, Hurricane Norman.

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Not much more than
a gust of wind

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by the time it reached us,

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but enough to blow an unweighted
umbrella all the way to Europe.

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To Europe.

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Oh, I know. The irony.

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Disappearing umbrellas.

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Not exactly cutting-edge
detective work, is it?

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Well, if you can't be a cop,

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the least you can do
is to date one.

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Oh, very progressive.

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And it's not a date.

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It's not.
It's dinner with a friend.

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Dinner with a single
male friend.

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It's not a date.

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So freeborn Nathanial Pimm
gave you his card?

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I asked for it.

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Keith Boyle at
musketballs.co.uk.

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Yeah, looks like a laugh.

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Civil War re-enactment?

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Sad loners playing dress-up.

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Oh, and your life's just one big
A-list party.

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So back to the Bates Motel?

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Some of us are going for a pint
if you want to come.

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No, I can't. I'm, uh...

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Oh, hold up, don't tell me
you've actually got plans?

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Just meeting someone
for a drink.

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-Like a date?
-It's not a date.

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Sounds like a date.

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It's no big deal.

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-Alright?
Hiya.

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-Two Oyster Stouts, please.
-Two Oysters?

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Yeah.

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They're not both for me,
by the way.

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Are you drawing me?

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Well, can you not?

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Why?

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Because it's weird.

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It's Whitstable.

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Come on then,
let's see it.

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-It's not finished.
Let's have a look.

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What the...?

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Aw.

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What the...?

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It's actually quite good.

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Well, 50 quid, a new top,
and it's yours.

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It's not that good.

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Uh.

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Alright, guv?

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So, we've had three different
women come to the station.

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Brian was sleeping
with all of them.

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They're gutted. Shouting, check.

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Screaming, check. Tears, check.

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None of them wanted
a cup of tea.

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They're all certain that Brian
was going to leave Heidi,

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and they all think
that she had him killed.

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Uh.

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Heidi?

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Brian was police
for a long time.

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He made a lot of enemies.

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It made him a target.

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When I got home,
our house felt different.

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I know what you're going to say.

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Everything's going to feel
different now.

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It wasn't that.

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Someone had been inside.

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Well, how could you tell?

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It was...

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too tidy.

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My clothes weren't hanging
in the right order.

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The window in the bathroom
was open.

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I'd shut it.

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I know it.

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What if they're after me too?

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Then you should go
to the police.

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Brian was cheating on me.

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The police think I did it.

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We've known each other
since cooking class.

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I had high hopes for this place.

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You'd just opened your BandB.

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We wanted to learn
some gourmet recipes.

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Hmm, and rinse the DFLs.

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Remember how I couldn't bring
myself to boil that lobster?

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I know you didn't kill Brian,
Heidi.

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Find out who did.

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And if I'm next.

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Big brother's watching.

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I'm glad.

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-Okay. Right.

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Okay.

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-Ready?
-Yeah.

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God.

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Ohh. Ohh, Heidi.

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Love, it's gonna be alright.

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Honestly, it's gonna be alright.

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Okay?

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Heidi Armstrong hired me.

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Is this why you wanted to meet?

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I thought...

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What?

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That you wanted to talk
about last night.

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-You stood me up.
-It wasn't like that.

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You changed your mind.

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Admit it.

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Alright, I did, alright?

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No, but I changed it back again.

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I did show up.

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When?

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I was late.

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Really late.

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Listen, we think Heidi hired
someone to shoot Brian.

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Keep that nice police pension
all to herself.

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Heidi made more at her BandB
in the summer

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than Brian made
in his whole career.

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Right, well, I'm just saying,

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just keep your distance
from her.

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She could be dangerous.

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She's a sweetheart.

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No, she's playing you.

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I did a cooking class with her

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and she couldn't
even boil a lobster.

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Just leave this
to the professionals, alright?

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I know her.

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-And you don't.
-And I know guilt.

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And Heidi's guilty.

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Don't be so sure.

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"Chief Inspector
Brian Armstrong

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retires today
after 40 years of service.

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A brave and dedicated officer.

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Chief Inspector Armstrong
was a pillar

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of the community,"
blah, blah, blah.

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It doesn't mention him
shagging around?

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Here's where it gets
interesting, the comments.

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All left by the same person.

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-"Scab, Judas, traitor."

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So much for brotherly love.

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Yeah.

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Let's go and make some trouble.

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Clive Armstrong?

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I'm Chief Inspector
Mike McGuire.

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This is Sergeant Nikki Martel.

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Call me Kid.

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Uh, you are an angry man, Kid.

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-I stand by every word.
-Yeah?

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00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,840
You and Brian grew up here?

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Five minutes from
North Cross Colliery.

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The last pit to return
to work after the strike.

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Yeah, you were police,
weren't you?

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During the miner's strike?

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I resigned. In protest.

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What about Brian?

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I haven't spoken to my brother
in 35 years.

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Because of the strike?

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Our mates were miners.

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People we grew up with.

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Brian attacked them.

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He arrested them.

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Families broke up,
people lost their homes,

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and Brian got fast-tracked
for promotion.

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Like I said, scab.

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00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,280
But you're still going
to his funeral?

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To spit on his grave.

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You're ex-police.
You have firearms training.

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You want to know where I was
on the day Brian got shot?

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Well?
-Right here.

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Ask anyone.

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How well do you know
Heidi Armstrong?

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What number was she?

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Brian's third wife.

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Do you know her?

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Not well.

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Now, if you'd excuse me,

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I've got a funeral to go to.

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Bye. See you, Peter.

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Kid was here on the day
Brian got shot.

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Listen, go easy on Kid.

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They fell out,
but he loved Brian.

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"Brian Armstrong was a plague
on his community.

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A scourge. A cancer."

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Doesn't sound much like love.

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That article made Brian
seem like a saint.

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Kid was setting
the record straight.

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He was speaking for all of us.

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Hmm.

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Thank you.

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Last night, you had
Heidi bang to rights, and now...

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We've got a whole town
full of suspects, yeah.

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You reckon Karen was lying?

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About Kid's alibi?

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All the fanfare around
Brian's retirement,

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it opened up old wounds.

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Maybe Kid didn't just speak
for his community.

273
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,600
Yeah, maybe he acted for them.

274
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,480
Bit of a downer, this.
-It's a wake.

275
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,600
Yeah, but it's Brian Armstrong's
wake.

276
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,240
I thought there might
be a party.

277
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,240
You knew him?

278
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,880
Nasty piece of work.

279
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,160
Tried to arrest me once,
CND Rally.

280
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,080
What do you mean tried?

281
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,800
Pepper sprayed him in the face.

282
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,240
By the time he could see again,
I was long gone.

283
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,160
Does that mean I'm a suspect?

284
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,760
You know, Brian
was cheating on Heidi.

285
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,560
Creep.

286
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,480
Look at all these people.

287
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,840
10 times the number
who were here for Vinnie.

288
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,600
It's wrong.

289
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:02,840
You miss him, don't you?

290
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,160
Calamari's gonna burn.

291
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,400
Can I offer you a top up?

292
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,840
-Please.
Drinks?

293
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,480
It's a wake.

294
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,880
Have you seen Mum?

295
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,320
The calamari's gonna burn.

296
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:51,680
Mum?

297
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,400
Mum?

298
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,560
Mum?

299
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,520
This has to stop.

300
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,160
We can't stop.

301
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,320
Please.

302
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,200
No.

303
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,720
Not now.

304
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,960
I was looking for you.

305
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,720
Oh, yeah, I just needed
a bit of air.

306
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,960
Do you remember
that cooking class we did?

307
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,480
Yeah.

308
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,320
When you changed all our menus
from cod and chips

309
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,920
-to moules-frites.

310
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,720
And she did it with us.

311
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,880
Do you remember how she wouldn't
boil that lobster?

312
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,680
Yeah. I thought I'd have to
sign her up for PETA.

313
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,160
What did she do with it
after?

314
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,440
I can't remember.
Did she put it back in the sea?

315
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,400
Not exactly.

316
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,840
She turned off the gas, she put
a lid over the boiling water,

317
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,720
and she said killing it
like that would be inhumane.

318
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,280
Well, that's what I told Mike.

319
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,640
She's a sweetheart.

320
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,680
And then she picked up a hammer

321
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,600
and she bashed its brains in.

322
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,320
It's Heidi's.

323
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,720
There's someone there.

324
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,560
Heidi, lock your door, okay?

325
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,520
Call the police.
We're on our way.

326
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,560
Where the hell are the police?

327
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,720
Hang on, wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop, stop.

328
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,240
Pearl, no.
Mum, don't.

329
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,560
No, Pearl. Pearl!
Mum, don't.

330
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,360
Pearl!

331
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,160
Gotcha.

332
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,040
Recognize him?

333
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,640
I've never seen him before.

334
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,360
We'll have to assume
he's the hit man.

335
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,320
We'll run his image
through our database,

336
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,760
see if he's got a record.

337
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,560
Maybe he's a...an ex-con
or had beef with Brian.

338
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,240
Let's get you somewhere safe.

339
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,720
Alright, sarge.
Cheers, boys.

340
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,640
-Alright.
Alright.

341
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,720
Well, well.

342
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,840
The shifty fella.

343
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,280
From the social club.

344
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,000
From the re-enactment.

345
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,160
He had his arm around Heidi
when she was sipping her tea.

346
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,320
So they both knew him.

347
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,960
Mike, can I have a word?

348
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,280
Yeah?

349
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,640
Heidi's having an affair
with Kid.

350
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,600
I saw them together.

351
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,320
Why didn't you tell me
this before?

352
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,800
-Well, I'm telling you now.
-No, you didn't want

353
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,480
-to be wrong about Heidi.
-Well, I was busy

354
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,920
-looking for your hit man.
It's not a competition.

355
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,240
Why are you
being so defensive?

356
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,360
You're a chef
playing detective.

357
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,720
Doing a better job
than you.

358
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,920
'Cause, of course,
you got all the evidence

359
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,440
that will hold up
in a court of law.

360
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:38,560
Well, I have some
evidence. What have you got?

361
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,120
Oh, really?
Some evidence.

362
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,640
What have you got?
What have I got?

363
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,240
You two.

364
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,400
Get a room.

365
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,280
Seriously.

366
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:00,200
I messed up.

367
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,800
Sucks to be you.

368
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,440
Every day.

369
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:12,040
Keith Boyle at
musketballs.co.uk.

370
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,280
Dress up.
Be someone else for the day.

371
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,760
It'll do you good.

372
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,000
Charming.

373
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,280
What did Pearl say?

374
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,760
She thinks I stood her up,
alright?

375
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,680
-And I didn't.
-About the case.

376
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,120
Well, Heidi and Kid are,
uh, are having an affair.

377
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,400
Well, there's our motive.

378
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,480
Yeah, and they both
knew the hit man.

379
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,760
So why was he skulking around
in her garden?

380
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,080
Well, Pearl thinks
Heidi might have set it up,

381
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,280
throw us off the scent.

382
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,560
Yeah.

383
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,880
Stay on Heidi, yeah?

384
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,920
Alright.

385
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,080
Don't let her out of your sight.

386
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,000
I'm gonna go and talk with Kid.

387
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,320
Cool.

388
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,960
See ya.

389
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,960
-Oh, Pearl.
-Yeah.

390
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,360
Nice to meet you.

391
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,480
I'm whispering 'cause Mum's
in the front room

392
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,480
-watching her reruns.
-Oh.

393
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,000
Between you and me, I think
she's having a dry shower.

394
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,960
Dry shower?

395
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,320
40 winks. Nap.

396
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,760
Oh.

397
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,960
Come in.
We can talk properly downstairs.

398
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,720
Okay.

399
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,920
Mother won't hear us now.

400
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,560
What can I get you to drink?

401
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,560
A-A-A-A vessel of mead, perhaps?

402
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,960
That was a joke.

403
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,240
I'm having a fizzy pop.

404
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,840
Would you like one?

405
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,080
Cheers.

406
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,760
Viva la revolution.

407
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,880
Now, what can I do for you?

408
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:29,600
Um, do you recognize him?

409
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,320
I think he was at
your last re-enactment.

410
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,560
Oh. No, sorry.

411
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,760
We had a lot of newbies
last time.

412
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,440
Oh, I tell you what though.

413
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,160
I archive all our events.

414
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,960
Comrades send me photos, videos
they've taken on their phones.

415
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,760
Super 8 footage.

416
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,000
I can show you if you like.

417
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,520
Thanks.

418
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,160
Ah. I see you've been admiring
the flintlock.

419
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,440
Yeah.

420
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,960
Now, these were
fatally inaccurate.

421
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:07,000
But the pike, that was
a more efficient weapon.

422
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,400
I'll tell you all about it
while my computer warms up.

423
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,160
Shit.

424
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,040
Kid.

425
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,160
Alright?

426
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,120
The facial recognition results
came back,

427
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,800
and we have a name
and an address.

428
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,360
Aaron Emperor.

429
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,960
He lives in a bedsit
in Gravesend.

430
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,400
He's got a record from years
back for petty crimes,

431
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,200
but the arresting officer
was Brian Armstrong.

432
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,920
This looks like revenge.

433
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,480
First on Brian,
then on his family.

434
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,920
No.

435
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,960
Their affair was too much
of a coincidence.

436
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,320
Heidi's calmed down,

437
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,240
but when she found out
about Kid,

438
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,600
she screamed, she shouted,
she couldn't stop crying.

439
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,520
I brought her a cup of tea.

440
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,200
And?

441
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,840
She never touched it.

442
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,520
She loves him.

443
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,480
And it's why she's looked
so guilty.

444
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,680
Brian was a serial cheat, but
he wasn't going to leave her.

445
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,600
She was going to leave him.

446
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,760
I'm gonna go and see
Aaron Emperor.

447
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,560
Keep going, keep going,
keep going.

448
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,160
Again and again.

449
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,480
Take it. Take it.
Oh, come on.

450
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,360
What you doing?

451
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,160
Yes, yes.

452
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,160
Ah, ref.

453
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,240
-Armed police.
-Armed police, show yourself.

454
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,640
Armed police.

455
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,760
Room clear.

456
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,760
-Clear?
Yes, Sir.

457
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,720
So the Cavaliers
had the numbers.

458
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,000
Uh-huh.

459
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,800
The Roundheads had
the higher ground.

460
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,560
Right, so the -- the Roundheads
are marching down here,

461
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,320
and the Cavaliers
were standing...?

462
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,800
Uh, they were right about here.

463
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,040
And Brian?

464
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,680
Brian was leading the line.

465
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,840
He was slain here.

466
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,480
God rest his soul.

467
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,320
So this guy's Brian and he's
marching with the Cavaliers,

468
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,560
and the Roundheads are
coming straight for them.

469
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,160
The Roundheads kneel
and take aim,

470
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,000
and the Cavaliers follow suit.

471
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,960
But Brian wasn't looking
at the Roundheads.

472
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,720
He was looking over there.

473
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,680
He kept looking over there.

474
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,720
Who was over there?

475
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,320
The sniper.

476
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,240
Pearl.

477
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:07,320
Brian kept looking at the sniper
right before he was shot.

478
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,760
He knew he was there.

479
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,880
And Brian wasn't
the target of the hit.

480
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,520
Heidi was.

481
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,360
Oh, you knob.

482
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,240
Come on.

483
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,880
Got one...

484
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:34,200
Come on.

485
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,360
So the sniper
killed Brian by mistake?

486
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,520
I don't think so.

487
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,080
Well, I thought Heidi
was the target?

488
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,360
Yeah. At first.

489
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,440
Well, what changed?

490
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,720
He tracked Heidi for weeks.

491
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,560
He knew her routine backwards.

492
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,160
And he's got hundreds
of photos of her.

493
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,440
They were logistical at first,

494
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,040
but they were looking
more obsessive

495
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,120
and intimate, almost loving.

496
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,320
What, he fell in love
with her?

497
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,560
Well...

498
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,160
Sounds twisted, but yeah,
I think so.

499
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,960
What, and killed Brian instead?

500
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,000
Well...

501
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,400
Men.

502
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:11,720
Do you remember me?

503
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,720
I brought you a cup of tea
at the reenactment.

504
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:17,440
M-- I mean, afterwards.

505
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,360
I was in shock.

506
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,760
Lots of people came up to me.

507
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,080
I...

508
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,960
I don't remember.

509
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,960
Um, I'm Aaron.

510
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,960
Aaron Emperor.

511
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,800
It's a strange name, I know.

512
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,720
Brian hired me to hurt you,

513
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,160
so I shot him.

514
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,200
-Now, now, now you're safe.
-B--

515
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:45,120
That -- That -- That's what
I've been trying to tell you.

516
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,640
You don't need him.

517
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,160
He doesn't deserve you.

518
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,360
-You -- You -- You need to move.

519
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,920
-No.
-Please, Heidi.

520
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,560
Heidi, just get out
of my way, please.

521
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:57,960
-No. No.
Heidi.

522
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,440
You need to get out of my way.

523
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,520
Aaron!

524
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,520
Aaron Emperor,
you're under arrest

525
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,840
for the murder
of Brian Armstrong

526
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,000
and the attempted murder
of Paul Armstrong.

527
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,840
-It's okay.

528
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,400
You do not have to say anything,

529
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,160
but it may harm your defense
if you do not mention

530
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,560
when questioned something which
you later rely on in court.

531
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,800
Anything you do say
may be given in evidence.

532
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,960
Do you understand?

533
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,600
You alright?

534
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,960
To Heidi and Kid.

535
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,160
And a job well done.

536
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:46,360
That plaque on the outside
of the pub, who's it for?

537
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,560
Famous people.

538
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,440
Who was famous in Whitstable?

539
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,800
Peter Cushing.

540
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,320
Crabzilla.

541
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,560
-Crabzilla?

542
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,480
Yeah, he's a crab
the size of a whale.

543
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,160
He's like Whitstable's
Loch Ness Monster.

544
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,480
Oh. Is he real?

545
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,200
He's a myth to lure in
gullible Londoners.

546
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,720
Oh.

547
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:10,400
No seriously though,
who's the -- the plaque for?

548
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,840
My dad.

549
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,960
Oh, sorry, um...

550
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,760
You're alright. It's fine.

551
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,600
It's not an official one anyway,
it's a joke, really,

552
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,560
but it's nice.

553
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,760
And he was sort of famous
around here.

554
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,520
He meant a lot in Whitstable.

555
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,800
What was he like?

556
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,240
He knew everyone.

557
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:33,160
He liked to help people.

558
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,040
He was brave.

559
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,040
One time these kids
were struggling out at sea

560
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,200
and he rescued them.

561
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,760
People confided in him.
They trusted him.

562
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,680
He'd walk along the seafront
and everyone would say hello.

563
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,320
He was everyone's best mate.

564
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,160
I'm making him sound
like a hero.

565
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,840
Sounds like you.

566
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,200
There's Dad.

567
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,840
With Vinnie on the left.

568
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,600
There's Dolly, look.

569
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,600
It's going to sound like
I'm the worst daughter ever,

570
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,720
but I think she had an affair.

571
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:28,200
-With who?
-With Vinnie.

572
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,720
When?
-When I was a kid,

573
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,000
when my dad was still alive.

574
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,680
We were happy, me, my mum,
and dad.

575
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,800
That's how I remember it.
I...

576
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,920
I don't want to find out
that's not true.

577
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,160
Another round?

578
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,720
-Yeah, sounds good.
-You get them in.

579
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,560
I'm going to nip to the loo.
I'll be back in a minute.

580
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,960
Alright.

581
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,720
Can I get two more of these,
please?

582
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,360
Sure.

583
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,360
Cheers.

584
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,480
Cheers.

585
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,840
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

586
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,840
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪

587
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,280
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

588
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:49,120
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪

589
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,120
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

590
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,160
♪ Ooh ♪

591
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,360
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪