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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes
to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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(heart beating)
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MAN: ...good mountain water,
you can live forever.
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(Man 2 laughs)
Oh, yes,
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you may think that's
very amusing, but water
is a very important...
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Well, I couldn't agree
with you more.
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Just think about
its wetness, for one thing.
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Oh, surely.
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I mean, people
in the mountains,
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they drink water
and they live forever.
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Oh, by the gallon, yeah.
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"Antony and Cleopatra."
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Well, that's
very romantic.
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(lively music and indistinct
chatter in distance)
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Home, sweet home.
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Pretty good turnout for
your class reunion,
huh, Mr. Carson?
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Oh, Harry. Call me Harry.
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Mary and Joseph
couldn't get a room
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at the Pocahontas
tonight.
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You're lucky the honeymoon
suite was available.
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A romantic love nest for two--
that's what I call it.
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Yeah, it'd be a shame
to let it go to waste.
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Telling me.
(chuckles)
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(gasps) Mmm...
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Hey, you okay?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, too many vodka
sinkers on an empty stomach.
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Sylvia Penwater--
class of '58.
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She looked pretty good
at the dance tonight.
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I tell you what--
give this to Miss Penwater.
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She's in room 12C.
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Okay.
Okay?
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Don't forget, now.
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Keys are right
in your pocket.
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Room 12C.
12C. Got it.
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(sighs)
Yeah.
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
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Oh, cheers.
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(heart beating)
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(satisfied groan)
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Sylvia "Cleopatra" Penwater,
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your "Antony" awaits you.
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(heartbeat accelerates)
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(gasping)
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(heartbeat stops)
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WOMAN (distorted):
He's mine.
MAN (distorted):
I said he's mine.
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He's mine.
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I have a valid
requisition.
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I also have
a requisition
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for the immortal soul
of Harry T. Carson.
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(thud)
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Dutiful son, loving father,
and loyal friend.
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(laughs)
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You've got to be kidding.
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You mean Harry
Carson, adulterer;
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Harry Carson, drunkard.
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Preposterous!
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It's all here
in black and white.
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All right, look--
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why don't we let Harry decide?
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ANGEL:
What do you propose?
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DEVIL: How about if
we each appear to him
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in the form of a mortal,
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and use whatever persuasion
we can think of?
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The first one out that door
with Harry claims his soul.
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Agreed?
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Agreed.
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Aldo Anderson,
Harry's best friend.
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And Harry will do
anything for a friend.
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Isn't that right, Harry?
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Doris Kramer...
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BOTH:
Harry's sister-in-law.
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She's been fighting off
Harry's advances for years.
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(chuckles)
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But not anymore.
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There's nothing more important
to Harry than friendship.
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(chuckles)
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How quaint.
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(sighs)
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Let the games begin.
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(chuckles)
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(sighs)
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I've always wanted to hot-wire
one of these guys.
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DORIS: Come on,
come on, come on.
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What's the matter
with this thing?
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(muttering)
...Damn!
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Oh, oh, shoot.
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I told you
we shouldn't be doing this.
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Only He is permitted
to reactivate.
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Okay, baby, come on.
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Okay... okay...
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Come on.
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(Aldo mumbles)
That's it.
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Come on!
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Come on, Harry.
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Come on, Harry, come on, Harry.
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(siren wailing)
Breathe.
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Come on, Harry.
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Breathe, Harry.
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Come on.
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(burps)
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All right!
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(blows)
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Give him a few minutes,
he'll be good as new.
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Oh, boy.
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Harry and I are going out.
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(Doris singing a
bluesy melody)
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(grunts)
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Hi, Harry.
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Aldo!
Howdy, boy.
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(chuckles)
What are you doing here?
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I'll explain later.
Come on.
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(belting a bluesy melody)
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Hey, who's in the bathroom?
Don't worry about it.
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Let's get out of
here now, come on.
Why?
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I'll explain later;
let's go.
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Yeah, yeah, hey, yeah--
w-wait a second.
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What's, what's going on?
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Hey, you never go
to class reunions.
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I hate 'em.
Yeah.
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Okay, I don't know how
you're going to take this.
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Yeah?
There's a fire.
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A fire?!
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Yeah, shh, come on,
let's get out of here.
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(stops singing)
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It's too late.
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No, it's not.
Come on.
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We're trapped.
Harry...
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(alarm bell ringing,
sirens wailing)
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(coughs)
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Play with fire
and you're liable to get burned.
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Hi, Harry.
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Doris!
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Doris Kramer!
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Long time, no see.
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How you been?
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Gosh, I haven't seen you
and your, uh, husband in ages.
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Oh, my husband's
out of town.
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I feel so bored.
Uh-huh.
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She's a tease.
You can't trust her, Harry.
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I've got it.
Let's go dancing.
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Oh! (chuckles)
(singing a bright tune)
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There's no music,
you know.
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There is in the lounge.
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(chuckles)
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HARRY:
Wait a second!
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There's a fire!
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Fire?
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Where?
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(laughs)
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(singing)
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HARRY:
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, ow, ow!
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Harry, I got to talk
to you for a minute.
Damn!
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I need your help--
come on, come here.
What are you talking about?
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Oh!
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Harry, I know this is
a bad time, but...
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if you don't get me out of
here, I'm gonna kill myself.
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Aldo, get a grip
on yourself.
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Nothing's going to
happen to you here.
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You don't understand.
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It's...
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this place, the Pocahontas Inn--
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it's driving me over the edge.
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It must remind
me of something.
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Your ex-wife.
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That's it.
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Oh, the joint
reminds me of my ex,
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and I just want to do myself in.
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Oh, Aldo, Aldo,
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I didn't realize you were
in such bad shape.
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Of course I'll get you
out of here.
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What else are buddies for?
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Really?
Yeah! Come on!
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Terrific.
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I'll tell you, Harry, you don't
know what this means to me.
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Thank you.
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Harry, I think I
sprained my ankle.
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Oh, let's take
a look at that.
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Oh, it really hurts.
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Look, Harry,
it's her ankle, her ankle.
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Oh, that could be a bad sprain.
Yeah.
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Listen, honey, could
you help me to my room?
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It's just down the hall.
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Oh, yeah.
ALDO: Harry, please.
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This'll only take
a minute.
Oh, and Harry,
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you might have to help
me with my zipper.
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Oh, yeah.
(sultry moan)
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Listen...
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(Harry moans passionately)
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Oh... Oh!
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Oh, you're so strong.
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ALDO: Harry!
(gun cocking)
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(screams)
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I thought you were
the one friend
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that I could depend on
and count on.
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Aldo, oh, my God, no.
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The one man who could walk away
from a good time
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just because there was
a friend in need.
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(sighs)
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Just give me the gun, Aldo.
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We'll go anywhere you want,
I promise you.
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I promise.
Look, I'm not
kidding, Harry.
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I gotta get out of here.
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I can't take it anymore.
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If I don't get out of here,
I'm gonna snuff myself.
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Go ahead,
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pull the trigger.
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Look, don't push me, sister,
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'cause I'll do it.
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Aldo, it's me, Harry,
your old friend.
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(groaning with effort)
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Come on...
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(groaning)
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(Doris laughs)
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How could you do
that to me?
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You know
I got a bad heart.
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Come on, Harry, let's go.
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Look, Harry, I... I know
it was a dirty trick,
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but you have to see
it for what it is--
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a dirty trick and a cry
for help is what it is.
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Harry, I'm begging you,
please, Harry, please,
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you gotta get
me out of here.
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Help me make it
through the night.
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I'm sorry, kid,
duty calls.
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Sorry, kid.
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This is not 5A.
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DORIS (lilting):
Thank you.
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Hey, way to go, Harry.
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Harry, come on, let's go.
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Party time!
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(laughs)
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Harry.
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(Harry and
Doris laughing)
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ALDO: Harry,
let's go, please.
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Loosen up, old buddy.
Have yourself a drink.
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Well, I suppose
one drink won't hurt.
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DORIS:
Here's mud in your eyes.
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(laughs)
Yeah.
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Now, don't think
that you're going to pull
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a fast one on me, sister.
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You know,
I'm really worried about him.
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Yeah.
Hasn't been himself lately.
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Mmm.
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I don't know what's wrong
with him,
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but he hasn't been the same
since his ex divorced him.
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Poor guy.
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You know, I think a real friend
would see to it
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that he's unable
to harm himself tonight.
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Got any ideas?
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(quiet laugh)
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HARRY:
Believe me, buddy,
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this is for
your own good.
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(grunting)
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Hope he's going
to be okay.
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00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,644
Come on.
263
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,546
Oh, your ankle
sure came along great.
264
00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:25,149
(gasping)
265
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,417
What's wrong?
It's my heart.
266
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,418
Outside, Harry.
267
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,553
Come on. Outside.
268
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,020
Have your heart attack
outside the room.
269
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,056
Harry, damn it!
Outside, Harry!
270
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,125
Have your heart attack
outside!
271
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,626
Harry, you're alive!
272
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,261
Oh! Oh!
273
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,996
(sighs)
274
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,033
(chuckles)
275
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,437
(sighs)
276
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,806
He must have burnt
out his ignition.
277
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,576
Nonsense. You simply botched
the original reactivation.
278
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,811
His heart
couldn't take it.
279
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,413
Face it, Aldo--
the guy just wants to have fun.
280
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,549
I win, you lose.
281
00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:01,284
I'm going to make sure
that Harry does the right thing.
282
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:02,653
So, stand back,
283
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,689
I'm going
to reactivate him my way.
284
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,258
(harp glissando plays)
285
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,326
CHORUS:
� Hallelujah! �
286
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,361
� Hallelujah! �
287
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,798
� Hallelujah, hallelujah �
288
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:16,133
� Hallelujah! �
289
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:20,571
� Hallelujah,
hallelujah �
290
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,906
� Hallelujah, hallelujah �
291
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,609
� Hallelujah! �
292
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:31,448
� For the Lord God Omnipotent
reigneth �
293
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,384
� Hallelujah, hallelujah �
294
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,653
� Hallelujah,
hallelujah! �
295
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:40,291
� For the Lord God Omnip-- �
296
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,992
(rock and roll):
� Ow! �
297
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,327
� Look out, now, honey �
298
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,995
� Here we come, comin' at ya �
299
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,664
� One, two, three, yeah �
300
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,098
� Get on your feet �
301
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,867
� Then we'll go dancin' �
302
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,868
� Out in the street �
303
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,404
� Ow! Now, honey �
304
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,006
� Come on, shake it with me �
305
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,374
� Yo! That's right �
306
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,509
� It ain't much that I can do �
307
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:02,279
� But I know that I
can shake it with you �
308
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,482
� Uh, just a little
rock and roll �
309
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,485
� It's gonna be enough
to save your soul �
310
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,654
� Come on now, honey �
311
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,289
� Come on, shake it with me �
312
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,225
� Yow! Ooh! �
313
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,094
(music stops, Harry grunts)
314
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,398
DORIS:
All right!
315
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,201
(groans)
Harry?
316
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,535
Oh, no.
Harry.
317
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:25,837
Uh-uh.
Come on, honey.
Let's go dancing.
318
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,104
Oh, Harry, how can
you even think
319
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,672
of sleep at a
time like this?
320
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,808
ALDO: Go, go ahead.
Go back to sleep, Harry.
Come on, honey.
321
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:34,111
'Cause you won't have
your old friend, Aldo Anderson,
322
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,512
to bother you anymore.
323
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,848
Aldo, no, buddy...
324
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,783
It's this hotel, Harry.
325
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,786
I can't take it anymore.
326
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,186
The walls,
they're, oh...
327
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,822
No, no.
they're closing
in on me.
328
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,590
And I keep hearing
these little voices.
329
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,692
You know, these little voices
telling me, "Go ahead, Aldo.
330
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,160
"Do it, do it, do it, Aldo.
331
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:51,695
"'Cause Harry doesn't care.
332
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,531
Harry's only interested
in a good time."
333
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,765
HARRY:
No, no.
334
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,566
Aldo... Aldo, look, look.
335
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:57,968
I'm ready to go. Look.
336
00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,536
I don't want
to have fun anymore.
337
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,238
Look, I just want to help...
help you.
338
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,039
DORIS:
Oh, come on, honey.
339
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,409
That phony-baloney's never going
to go through with it.
340
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,912
Let's... go... dancing!
341
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,747
Yeah!
342
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,683
I'm warning you.
343
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,217
I'll jump!
DORIS:
Ha!
344
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:16,753
Let old Tarzan hang
around here, if he wants to.
345
00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,722
What you need,
sweetheart,
346
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,457
is some action!
347
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,792
Action?
I'm talking
348
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,894
about good times, Harry!
349
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,329
Wine...
350
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:28,065
women... and song!
351
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,866
Yeah, Harry.
Yeah, baby.
Don't listen to her, Harry!
352
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,435
I'm talking about
She's the girl
353
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,437
good times!
that your mother always
warned you about.
354
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,106
I'm talking about wine
I'm the one that needs you.
355
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,740
and women!
(choking):
Oh, I need you, Harry.
356
00:14:36,808 --> 00:14:39,777
Come on, baby.
Oh, I need
you, Harry.
357
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,044
Harry... aah...
Come on!
358
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,446
ALDO: Harry!
Hot!
359
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,381
I can't take it anymore.
360
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,884
Out! Both of you, out!
361
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,889
Uh, Harry...
Harry, you promised.
362
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,423
I can't do anything
for you, Aldo.
363
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:54,892
You need professional help.
364
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,393
Harry, I'll
tell you what.
365
00:14:56,461 --> 00:14:58,228
Let's go dancing,
just you and me,
366
00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,663
to the disco.
We'll have a--
367
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,431
No, let's go out.
Let's go take a cold shower.
368
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,666
Don't call me in the morning.
369
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:03,867
All right,
calm down.
370
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,802
Let's all
have a drink.
A drink, Harry.
371
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,072
Just for old times' sake.
That's right.
Just one drink.
Won't hurt.
372
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,007
We're going to
sit down...
Well, okay. It-It won't hurt.
373
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,875
Okay.
You have one drink,
you have a drink.
374
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,110
I'm leaving.
375
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,180
DORIS:
Oh!
376
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,281
Compliments
of Miss Sylvia Penwater.
377
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,787
"Dear Harry,
378
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,355
"You dumped on me in '58,
379
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,423
now's my chance
to reciprocate."
380
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,158
Sorry, Hare.
381
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,136
Sylvia Penwater hates me.
382
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,673
Aw, Harry...
383
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:43,808
Come on.
384
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,842
Fella, listen to me.
385
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:49,046
I'll bet that if you
cleaned yourself up,
386
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,516
marched yourself
down to her room...
387
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:56,020
Who knows?
388
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,154
HARRY:
You really think so?
389
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,555
ALDO:
Oh, sure, Harry.
390
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,756
Sure.
391
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,705
What are you doing?
392
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:16,840
What about our deal?
393
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,909
Why don't we give
the poor guy a break, huh?
394
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,377
(scoffs)
Are you kidding?
395
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:23,247
I've never let anyone
off the hook.
396
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,382
Believe me,
I've seen everything.
397
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:26,817
I'll bet.
398
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,151
The Titanic?
399
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,420
(laughs)
400
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,888
What's so funny?
401
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,223
(laughing)
402
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:37,127
Oh, you should have seen
how some of those people begged.
403
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,530
I don't remember
seeing you there.
404
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,834
First class, promenade deck.
405
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,036
Of course.
Mmm.
406
00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:47,171
Steerage.
407
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,272
(sighs)
408
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,073
It was a lovely night.
409
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:51,909
For you, maybe.
410
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,812
You know...
411
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,447
just a few extra hours
to patch things up
412
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,116
with Sylvia Penwater
413
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,752
would mean an awful lot
to Harry.
414
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,222
What do you care?
415
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,856
There's nothing in it for you.
416
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,367
I'll think about it.
417
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,069
(door opening)
418
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,242
Well, how do I look?
419
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,880
Devastating.
420
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,415
You really think this
is going to work?
421
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,750
Oh, positively.
422
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,285
Go for it, buddy.
(chuckles)
423
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:36,620
What's your hurry?
424
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:40,357
A little drink will...
buck up your courage.
425
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:43,293
In fact, why don't
you drop by my room
426
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,196
on your way to see
Miss Penwater?
427
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,866
You lady-killer, you.
428
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,533
ALDO:
Wait a minute.
Ooh!
429
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:51,935
Aldo, what are you doing?
430
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,837
(grunts) Can I...
I want to talk to you.
431
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,005
Oh! Oh!
432
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,406
Aldo, now, grow up!
433
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:57,608
Aldo!
434
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,142
Come on!
435
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,244
Aldo!
(door shuts)
436
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,746
Come on! Aldo!
437
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,848
I should have known
better than to trust you.
438
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,351
Look, all I said was that
I'd think about it-- I did.
439
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,952
I decided to
do my job.
440
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,922
(grunts, sighs)
441
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,024
Oh. Whew.
442
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,759
Physical contact.
443
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,695
Ah, no wonder mortals
are so susceptible.
444
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:22,666
It's so, uh, strange,
but very... pleasing.
445
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,601
Oh, sorry.
No, no, no.
It's all right.
446
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,703
I don't mind when you
look at me that way.
447
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,805
It's very, uh,
stimulating.
448
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,912
(sighs)
449
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,488
(snoring softly)
450
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:50,293
Say something romantic--
the way mortals do.
451
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,295
I just love your bosom.
452
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:53,630
Mmm! Oh.
453
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,132
Yeah? What else?
454
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,133
A magnificent set
of clavicles.
Mmm.
455
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,401
Oh! Yeah?
456
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,403
What else? Go on.
457
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,704
Go on.
Your shoulders.
458
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:01,939
What about my shoulders?
459
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,641
Oh, they're so soft
and luscious.
Mmm, mmm.
460
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,211
And your neck
like a swan.
Yeah?
461
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,679
And those...
462
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,815
Oh, those lovely lips.
463
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,586
What about my lips?
464
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,121
Oh, I melt.
465
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,391
(low, sultry laughter)
466
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,692
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
467
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,163
(both chuckling)
468
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,165
(snoring)
469
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,303
You first.
470
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,637
Oh, no, no, no.
471
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,039
It was my idea.
472
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,140
You first.
473
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:38,241
Together.
474
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,743
Okay, then.
Okay, you ready?
475
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,244
Yeah.
One, two,
476
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,545
three.
477
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,147
Rip.
Rip.
478
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,149
(Aldo and Doris laughing)
479
00:19:48,553 --> 00:19:51,422
Rip... Rip...
It'll take a
bureaucracy ten years
480
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,856
to catch up with Harry.
481
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,458
At least!
(sighs)
482
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,959
I am tired of feeling
483
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,529
like a glorified
process server.
484
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,397
Do you know
I can't remember
485
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,566
the last time
I had a night off?
486
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,134
(both chuckling)
487
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,136
(Harry snoring)
488
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:09,606
(grunting)
489
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,079
(muttering): ...their other
kicks in their own room.
490
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,081
Can't believe that.
491
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,885
Sylvia Penwater!
492
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,136
(moaning)
493
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,376
(giggles)
494
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,378
(moaning continues)
495
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,492
(chuckling)
496
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,135
Mmm!
497
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:24,114
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
498
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,650
Waiting for us to enter.
499
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:29,819
Waiting to enter us.
500
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:36,125
Until next time, try
to enjoy the daylight.