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<i>Previously on</i> Nip / Tuck...

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I don't think it would be appropriate
for you to work for us, Monica.

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The thing is, Sean,
some men can't handle temptation.

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Marry me again, Julia.

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Sean, what are you doing?

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And some men can.

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Burt can't find out about this.

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He won't.

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Christian, have you ever
considered the possibility

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that you're in love with your partner?

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Great spot, huh?

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I feel a little exposed out here, don't you?

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We're miles from home, Sean.

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Nobody knows who we are,
and nobody's gonna judge.

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It's safe, I promise.

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Great.
Now let's go find ourselves a chaise.

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This is so perfect.

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We got the sun, we got the pool.
We got each other.

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It's so hot.

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And why does everyone here
look like they're covered in Crisco?

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Don't they know
they're all gonna get skin cancer?

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I know it's hard, Sean.

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Studies show that coming out late in life

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is the psychological equivalent
of dealing with a death.

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That's why I'm here to help you adjust.

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And we're gonna start
by waxing this chest hair off.

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No wonder you're broiling.
It's like you're wearing a sweater.

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I like my hair, Christian.

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And I like bathing suits
that come down to my knees.

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This lifestyle isn't for me.

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I'm sorry.

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Hey, gorgeous.

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Do you wanna play?

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Sean?

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Sean?

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Honey, what are you doing in the closet?

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I have a family, Christian.
I can't do this anymore.

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Well, can you at least come out
so we can talk about it?

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Fine. If you won't come out, I'm coming in.

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I think we can save him.

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Hand me the bowl.

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What do you think?

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Definitely more gay.

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Shit. We're losing him.

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Stand back.

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Clear.

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He needs CPR, Christian. The kiss of life.

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-Another bad dream?
-Yeah.

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Real change takes time.
Long as we have each other, right?

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Yeah.

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Saturday night, yes, 6:00.

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My wife and I are celebrating
our second honeymoon.

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Great. Thank you very much.

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We're set. I got us a suite
at the Four Seasons with dinner

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and an in-room couples massage.

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Better than the first honeymoon we spent
at my parents' house, huh?

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-Oh, I remember having fun.
-Oh, yeah.

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I remember having to put our faces
in a pillow every time we had sex

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so we wouldn't make noise.

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This time, you and I can make
all the noise we want.

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You don't think
we're being bad parents, do you?

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Leaving Conor for an overnight so soon?

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I mean, we didn't leave
Matt and Annie till they were what, two?

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It's just one night.
And we've got great help, remember?

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Julia, do you have any Pepto-Bismol?
Like, immediately.

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-For Conor?
-No. No, no, no, he's fine.

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It's for me. I think it was the sushi
I had last night. Bad <i>unagi.</i>

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Did you throw up?

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No, that's not exactly
where it's coming out of right now.

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I can write you a scrip for Compazine
if you want.

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No, I'm sure I'll be fine.

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I hope it's nothing serious.

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First day back. How you feeling?

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Pain's still there.
Plus, I have to tinkle every 10 minutes.

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Other than that,
I feel I'm gonna die at an early age.

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You wait.
The one kidney'll pick up all the slack.

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In a couple of weeks,
you'll go right back to normal.

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Is that the Village People?

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I thought you'd recognize it.

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I've been replacing all my
old college records with CDs lately.

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-I forgot how much fun these guys were.
-We're not in college anymore, Sean.

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And this is my operating room, too.
I need music that I can work with.

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I hear that extends to
who you can work with, as well.

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I understand you brought Michelle in here
the other day to assist in a surgery.

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What the hell were you doing?

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We all thought it. He can say it.

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She wanted to observe.

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She's been through medical school,
spent some time in the OR.

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The patient was never in any danger.

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But we are now because you can't keep
your dick in your pants.

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I know you're sleeping with her,
and it has to stop, Christian.

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When you came to me with the story

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about the naughty little nanny
that you banged,

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did I tell you what to do?

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That was just between us.

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If I'm supportive of your affairs, Sean,
you can't have a say in mine.

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Well, if screwing the boss
means that we can all get fired,

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you're damn right I have a say.

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I happen to have
very strong feelings for Michelle.

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You might want to keep those to yourself.

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Why? You got a problem with it now, too?

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No, I don't. But he might.

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I'm in the middle of surgery,
Burt, so whatever this is about...

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Believe me, it can wait.

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Why are you wearing a coat?
You don't have a gun under there, do you?

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Yes. And it's loaded.

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Is that... What is that?

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It's a penis pump.
I ordered it online to help me get it up.

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It came this morning, I put it on and look.

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Congratulations. It works.

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No shit. I wouldn't be here if it didn't.

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The problem is, it won't come off.

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What do you want me to do?

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Well, you're my doctor.
Why do you think I'm here? Get it off me.

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I don't think you need a doctor, Burt.
Just pull.

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Don't you think I tried that? My goddamn
arthritis won't even let me get a grip on it.

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Take a seat.

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The blood's probably stagnant,
so it can't re-circulate.

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You're lucky you didn't burst
a blood vessel.

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Why didn't you ask your wife to help?

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And let her see me like this?

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It's bad enough having fake gonads,

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now I gotta tell her I need
a bicycle pump to get it on?

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Put this on your gonads.
Take two of these.

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Ice will help the swelling go down
and Sudafed will thin out the blood.

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Just try and relax.

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My first wife, she was hot as a pistol.

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We used to hump like rabbits
every time we could get a chance.

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We were married nearly 20 years.

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And then she got leukemia and passed on.

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And I never thought I'd find
another one like her.

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God. And then along came Michelle.

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What a gift, huh?

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For the first time in my life, all I wanna do
is please her, not just myself.

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I never felt like that before.

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I think it's working.

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Good.

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Well, that's different.

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It might take a while for the erection
to go away completely.

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Really?

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How long you think it could last?

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I'm sure your wife is busy.

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Trust me, she won't mind.

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Honey, have I got a surprise for you.

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Thanks for all your help.

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Hello, Christian.

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I hope this isn't a bad time.
I wanted to come by and thank you.

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Well, it was good for me, too, Doctor,

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but you could've just left
a message on my machine.

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That's why I wanted to see you in person.
The sex was not good for me at all.

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I'm a diagnosed sexual compulsive.

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Sex with strangers has been an issue

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ever since my cousin
molested me when I was 12.

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I've been in therapy for years.

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I thought I had it under control,
but clearly I don't.

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And now you wanna thank me
for helping you fall off the wagon?

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I wanna thank you for helping me realize
I still have a problem.

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And actually, I was hoping that
you would do me a favor.

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Wow, you really do have a problem,
don't you, Doctor?

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Who's Marco?

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Someone I had a relationship with
five years ago.

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We met after I answered his want ad
for a submissive.

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He gave me the tattoo so when he
watched me have sex with other men,

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they'd know who I really belonged to.

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Marco was a romantic.

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Marco was the low point of my life, I think.

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Until I had sex with you in my office.

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I don't remember seeing that
when I was holding on back there.

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I cover it every day with makeup.
I've had so much shame surrounding it

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I haven't even been able to bring myself
to show it to a doctor

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so that I can have it taken off.

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And yet here you are.

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I spend months,
sometimes years with people

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trying to change their behavior in therapy.

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God knows I thought I'd changed.

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But the truth is
nothing ever really happens

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unless you take action in your life.

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And I was hoping
that you would help me do that.

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How's tomorrow sound?

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Jules? I got Chinese for dinner.

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Did you get enough for three?

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Sean, you remember Monica?

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Hello, Dr. McNamara.

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Hello, Monica.

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Guess what I found out this morning?

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Marlowe has a stomach virus.

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He threw up all over the house.

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I took him to the emergency room,

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and the doctor said that
he can't be around Conor for a week.

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-That's terrible.
-Which meant no nanny.

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So I called Monica to see if
she could refer someone,

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and she said that she was still in town
and she'd be happy to fill in.

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Really?

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I thought this way, if it works out, then
we don't have to cancel the honeymoon.

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Oh, he just woke up. I'll get him.

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What the hell are you trying to do?

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Nothing. She called me. She sounded
so desperate. I wanted to help.

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Well, you're not gonna stay in this house
and take care of my son.

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Well, if I say no now,
wouldn't she get suspicious?

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How could you even say yes
in the first place?

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I needed the money.
I haven't found any work yet.

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Look, don't worry.

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I will be completely professional
this week.

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Our secret is safe.

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Haven't you learned you can trust me yet?

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Oh, he is so handsome.

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He's a little cranky when he first gets up.

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-Can I hold him?
-Sure.

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Hi, there.

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I think he likes you.

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What a relief I found her, huh?

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Isn't your partner going to join us?
I was hoping to meet him.

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Sean and I do a lot more
solo surgeries these days.

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Is that a recent decision?

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Ever since our first session.

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So I take it you told Sean
about your feelings for him, then.

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The answer to your question is no.
I didn't tell him what we talked about.

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I'm not gay, so it's not an issue.

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It sounds like you're conflicted
about something.

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I had a dream the other night.
Sean and I were lovers.

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I said something,
he freaked out and hid in the closet.

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I went in after him and wound up
in surgery, and there he was on the table.

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Next thing I know, he's dead.

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But then I wake up,
and he's in bed next to me.

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In the dream, not in reality.

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Just because we have dreams
where we can fly

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doesn't make us Superman, Christian.

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There was another person in the dream,
a woman.

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Someone you care about, perhaps?

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Yes.

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And you've been intimate
with this person?

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Definitely.

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I really like this person, but it's
a relationship I need to keep secret.

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It seems like your desire
to be with this woman

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is being expressed through
your dream about Sean.

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So you're saying if I'm dreaming about
spending my life with Sean,

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I really wanna spend my life with her?

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If you really want to ease your anxiety
about all this,

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you need to confront the woman
you care about.

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Tell her how you really feel.

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There you are.

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I've been waiting for you
to come out of surgery.

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Ran a little longer than I thought.

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Feels like we haven't
seen each other in days.

245
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,949
We need some time together.

246
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,996
Well, you're in luck.
My 10:00 a.m. consult just rescheduled.

247
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,959
I know.
I'm the one who asked them to come later.

248
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:10,994
I thought you could
make me come now, instead.

249
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,317
Sorry. I'm not interested
in sloppy seconds anymore.

250
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:22,238
Burt hasn't been able to have sex with me
in almost six months, Christian.

251
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,796
Yesterday in your office?

252
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:29,598
He tried. But things went soft pretty fast.

253
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,513
And now you want me
to be your stand-in dick.

254
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:40,430
You're not just a stand-in, Christian.
You know that.

255
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:45,517
No, I'm literally someone you need to lock
in a room just so you can have an orgasm.

256
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,235
I can't keep
giving you just a part of me anymore,

257
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,998
and not all of me.

258
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,068
What are you saying?

259
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,832
I'm saying I know you're never gonna
leave Burt.

260
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,512
And that's probably for the best.

261
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,876
If he did find out about us,
we'd lose the practice,

262
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,599
I'd lose my partner,
and we'd lose each other anyway.

263
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,036
It's over.

264
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,514
You're right.

265
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:20,079
We probably should've stopped this
a long time ago.

266
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,312
I'm sorry.

267
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,830
You're not sorry.
You got exactly what you wanted.

268
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,433
You're still married, you're still rich,

269
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,273
you still got to screw
the good-looking hotshot surgeon.

270
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,516
I'm sure you'll move on
to someone else now.

271
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,068
You think it's that easy for me?

272
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,999
That I had it all planned out like this?

273
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,630
I'm the one who's trapped now, not you.

274
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,710
Next time you decide to reschedule
a client, check with me first.

275
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,712
Just a sec.

276
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,469
Oh, my God, I am so glad you're here.

277
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,438
I was just thinking I could use a doctor.

278
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,754
What are you doing?

279
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,953
Something I've always wanted to do.
Pierce my bellybutton.

280
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,879
You wanna do the honors?

281
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,030
No. I really shouldn't stay.

282
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,551
I couldn't say anything earlier
'cause Julia was there,

283
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,950
but after having time to sleep on it
I just don't think that...

284
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,239
Wait, you're going to hurt yourself.

285
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,352
You have to sterilize the area first.

286
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,268
I guess you've done this before?

287
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,078
Needle.

288
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,597
The key is to do this as fast as possible.
Do you have the ring?

289
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,398
Yep.

290
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,239
Close your eyes.

291
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,996
Are you kidding?
I finally get to watch you work.

292
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,480
I didn't even feel it.

293
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,508
Next time you won't need my help.

294
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,878
You're paying me in advance?

295
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,076
It's more like a severance.

296
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,392
You don't have to pay me off, Sean.
I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself.

297
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,870
I heard what you said about not
finding work and needing money.

298
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,798
And you've been very kind,
considering the circumstances.

299
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,351
I should get going.

300
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,790
It's amazing.
There's not a trace of it anywhere.

301
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,872
Think of all the money
you'll save on makeup.

302
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,635
I wanna thank you for all your help.

303
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,235
No, thank you.
I took your advice the other day.

304
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,835
The woman in my dream? Called it off.
She was married.

305
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,554
And that complicated more
than just my personal life.

306
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,792
She and her husband own our business.

307
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,834
That's great.

308
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,794
Then why do you look like
I just killed your dog?

309
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,835
I thought... Never mind what I thought.

310
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,674
No, no, no, no. You're my patient now.
Tell me.

311
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,517
I thought the woman
you were talking about was me.

312
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,912
Silly, right? Yeah, I know.
My radar was off.

313
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,398
I overanalyzed.
But it's something shrinks do.

314
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:47,239
But thank you for everything
and good luck.

315
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,154
Great.

316
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,309
Jules?

317
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,469
Honey?

318
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,198
Oh, it's okay, I got him.

319
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:39,190
Julia was right.
He gets so fussy when he wakes up.

320
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,314
I think he might be teething.

321
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,393
Oh, it's okay. I got him.

322
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,638
Where's Julia?

323
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,071
She's at her Pilates class.

324
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,630
Guess she's still trying
to lose some of that baby weight.

325
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,789
Not that she has a stomach you'd want
to see a bellybutton ring on now.

326
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,199
Give me my son.

327
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,878
He just calmed down.

328
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,471
I thought no one was home,
and he just kept reaching for it,

329
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:11,516
and I didn't want him to cry.
I'm not that insensitive.

330
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,869
No!

331
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,078
Hand me my son and leave,
or I'm calling the police.

332
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:22,634
And I'll have to tell them about the affair.
Julia will find out. Your marriage is over.

333
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,029
Then who do you think
is really gonna suffer?

334
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:31,673
Conor. I'm the only one who's doing
what's best for your baby, not you.

335
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,434
Get the hell out. Now!

336
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:02,036
You took advantage of me, Sean.
And Julia needs to know about that.

337
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,751
You can quit it with
the silent treatment, Sean.

338
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,719
I gave Michelle the big speech. It's over.
We're not gonna lose our jobs.

339
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,872
She's breastfeeding him.

340
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,598
Julia? What's so special about that?

341
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,272
Monica. I came home yesterday

342
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,430
and caught her with her breast
in my son's mouth.

343
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,671
What the hell was she doing in your
house, anyway? I thought you fired her.

344
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,435
And Julia rehired her to watch Conor
while Marlowe's out sick.

345
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,316
I kicked her out,
now she's threatening to tell Julia.

346
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,749
Let her.

347
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,116
She might as well cop to the Kennedy
assassination while she's at it.

348
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,270
Tell Julia
about the psychotic breastfeeding,

349
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,555
and she won't believe a word Monica says.

350
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,030
That girl is clearly a nut job.

351
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,790
You realize between the two of us, we've
almost ruined a marriage and a business

352
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,559
by screwing the wrong women this month.

353
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,276
What the hell is our problem?

354
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:19,991
She only said that to worry you, Sean.
She's not gonna tell Julia.

355
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,231
You think my shit don't stink, Sean?

356
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,032
What are you talking about?

357
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,510
My shit. It don't stink, right?

358
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,718
I mean, you gotta believe that

359
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,839
if you think Monica ain't gonna tell
your wife about you banging her.

360
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,269
And you know what Julia's really gonna do
when she finds out, right?

361
00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:00,355
You're never gonna have any peace
as long as this bitch is in the picture.

362
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,871
What am I supposed to do?

363
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,435
Kill her.

364
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,559
What are you doing here?

365
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,273
Burt called.
Something about not feeling well.

366
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,032
He said it was an emergency.

367
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,430
Yeah, he asked me to come home, too.
He said he wasn't feeling well.

368
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,557
Is that Dr. Troy I hear?

369
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,589
Come into the library.
There's something I want to show you.

370
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,512
A little token of my appreciation.

371
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,516
Well, open 'em up.

372
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,679
What is this?

373
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:33,075
Well, I thought you might want to wear
them the next time you two have sex.

374
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,788
I smelled it on you, honey.

375
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,636
Burt, I am so sorry.

376
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:50,312
I gave you the world,
and this is how you repay me?

377
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,429
The same goes for you.

378
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,073
You should know it's over between us.

379
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,313
Oh?

380
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:09,474
Well, what if I don't want it to be?

381
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:19,468
I wish I could be the lover I was 30 years
ago with you, Michelle, but I can't.

382
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,472
You know, the most beautiful thing
in the world I've ever seen

383
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,393
is that glow you get
after you've had an orgasm.

384
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,552
And I wanna see that again.

385
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,198
And you're the one
that can give it to her now.

386
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:42,074
No, Burt, I can't. I won't.

387
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,196
Don't worry, honey.
I'm gonna be there when it happens.

388
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,517
I think it's only fair that I get to watch.
Don't you?

389
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,912
Watch? What makes you think either of us
would agree to let you do that?

390
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,797
Well, I think I'm being very generous here.

391
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,998
I'm not interested in being your hired stud.
You wanna be generous, then let her go.

392
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,195
-Christian...
-No, no.

393
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,192
It's the right thing to do.
If you want her to be happy,

394
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,874
let her be with me, instead of some
freak show of a marriage.

395
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,030
This is about more than sex.

396
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,518
Do you love him?

397
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,229
Yes.

398
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,472
Burt, please.
You're making this more difficult.

399
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,676
No, it's you two that's making it difficult.

400
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,751
I'm just trying to make the most
of a shitty situation.

401
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,229
Michelle has suffered enough.
There's no need to be so cruel.

402
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,311
Oh, cruel? You want cruel?

403
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,798
All right. First, I sell the business.

404
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,997
And then, after I've sued you
for negligence, you'll be lucky to find

405
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:41,153
a job as a veterinarian in some
shithole South American village.

406
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,157
And when I'm done dragging you
over the coals in a divorce court,

407
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,710
you'll go back to your gutter
where I found you.

408
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,353
Go ahead. I'm not gonna be your whore.

409
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:58,639
I swear on these fake balls of mine,
that I will ruin you both

410
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,349
before I give my blessing so you can
run away and play happy-ever-after.

411
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,918
I'll give you 24 hours,
and you can give me an answer.

412
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,352
I took your advice. I...

413
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:33,075
I confronted them. I made the offer.

414
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,349
And?

415
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,954
And I feel like shit.

416
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,912
Did I really do the right thing?

417
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,230
You don't know if they're gonna
follow through with it yet.

418
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,630
But even making the offer,
it almost killed me.

419
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,712
Burt, you've been through a lot this year.

420
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,839
The cancer, losing your ability
to function as a sexual person,

421
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,514
discovering the affair.

422
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,160
Getting your power back is what these
intensive sessions

423
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,356
over the past couple of days
have been about.

424
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,351
I hope you're not losing faith.

425
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,835
I just don't want to lose Michelle.

426
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,680
Then trust me.

427
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,596
Do you always reach out
to the McNamara/Troy patients?

428
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,956
I mean, offer counseling,
that sort of thing?

429
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:27,356
I've been on retainer with the company
for the past two years.

430
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,796
I call all the patients
during the recuperation phase,

431
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,708
check on depression levels,
body dysmorphia issues post-surgery,

432
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,074
that sort of thing.

433
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,197
Of course, based on
the personal complications in your case,

434
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,239
I just want to reiterate that I hope
our sessions remain confidential.

435
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,914
Of course. Of course.

436
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:02,671
I didn't think you'd come by my house
again, so this time I came to you.

437
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,992
Leave. I don't want you near me.

438
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,117
But it's infected now. I need your help.

439
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,236
Your navel looks fine.
Put your shirt back on.

440
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:15,514
It's not my navel that's infected, Sean.
It's my nipple.

441
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,875
Every time Conor latches on to me,
he doesn't want to let go now.

442
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:23,475
I wouldn't have this problem if your wife
was giving him enough attention.

443
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,949
I told you this bitch was crazy, Sean.

444
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,919
Do you really think telling Julia's
gonna make her go away now?

445
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,355
Sean? Can you fix it?

446
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:38,355
I think it's time that you got rid of her
once and for all.

447
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,670
What do you say?

448
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,830
Lie down on the table.

449
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,190
Can I ask you something?

450
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,793
If we were ever to have a baby,
would you want me to breastfeed,

451
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,509
or would you worry that
they'd lose their shape when I got older?

452
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,597
Oh, and just so you know,

453
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,639
I'm completely open to having
a boob job after our kids are born.

454
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,036
If that's what you'd want.

455
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:17,272
-Do it. Slit her throat.
-No.

456
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:23,070
Okay, cut her wrists then.
Let her bleed out. It'll look like a suicide.

457
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,597
What do you need a scalpel for?

458
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,389
Sean, this is better.

459
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,996
Put her under,
pump her full of tranquilizer.

460
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,629
Then dump the body in the Everglades.
You've done it before.

461
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,915
I don't need surgery, do I, Sean?

462
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,479
Just try and relax.

463
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,591
Haven't...
Haven't you learned you can trust me yet?

464
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:24,193
Sean, do it. Do it and get
your marriage back, your family.

465
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,200
You don't need surgery, Monica.

466
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,832
You need psychiatric help.
Get up, get dressed, come on.

467
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,148
What are you talking about?

468
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,471
I'm going to call a psychiatrist, and
we are going to get you some real help.

469
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,674
You're delusional and I'm worried
you're endangering my family.

470
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:04,598
Delusional? I've been doing my job.

471
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,870
No, you're the one who needs help, Sean.

472
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,598
You took advantage of me,

473
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,636
you tried to take away my job,

474
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,315
and now you're kicking me out
of your office when I'm clearly in pain.

475
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:21,111
Maybe you'll learn your lesson after I go
to the police and tell them you raped me.

476
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,999
If you didn't want me
to take care of your son,

477
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,072
you shouldn't have screwed me
like your wife.

478
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,833
You better go after her, Sean. Quickly.

479
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:40,277
Monica, wait. You're being irrational.
Let's talk about this.

480
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,279
You should worry more about
what Julia's gonna say

481
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,079
when I go to the police
and tell them what you did...

482
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:58,555
I didn't see her, I swear. Is she alive?

483
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,197
No.

484
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:23,237
Don't worry, Sean.
She probably didn't feel a thing. It's okay.

485
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:35,955
No. No kisses. No kisses.
Only she and I did that.

486
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,154
Find some other way to warm her up.

487
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,395
All right, show me what he likes.

488
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,834
Okay, okay, okay. Get on with it.

489
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,876
Stay with me. Stay with me.

490
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,318
It just seems so unlike her.

491
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,989
I mean, I didn't even get a call back,
and I left three messages.

492
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:41,399
Monica never gave you a hint
that she was going to stand us up?

493
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,312
Me? No.

494
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,193
I just feel so bad, you know?

495
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,398
You'd gone to all the trouble
to plan this second honeymoon.

496
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,875
We'll get another chance.

497
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,716
You never know, Sean.

498
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:02,275
You know, life is full of surprises.

499
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,876
Just ask Monica.

500
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:15,995
Maybe this is all we need,
some time alone,

501
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,115
a chance to reconnect.

502
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,275
I have really missed you, you know?

503
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,877
Honey, what's wrong?

504
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:37,438
Nothing. I've missed you, too.

505
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,473
To us.

506
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,232
To us.

507
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,598
To us.

508
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,552
How's it look?

509
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,793
Great. I think he'll like it.

510
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,790
Oh, I'm sure he will.