1 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:56,370 Is that all you've got? 2 00:00:56,630 --> 00:00:57,630 That's all they had. 3 00:00:57,870 --> 00:00:59,570 Herb, that's not enough. 4 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:00,830 Quit your nagging. 5 00:01:01,430 --> 00:01:02,930 We've done this a hundred times. 6 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,410 Not by ourselves. 7 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:08,290 We should have sold when they came out. We're not selling. 8 00:01:10,550 --> 00:01:14,810 My family's defended this property for generations. I'm not going to be the 9 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:16,330 first Gruber to leave. 10 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:22,330 Take the damn stake, Mabel. 11 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,100 Maybe we'll take the state. We don't know what's coming out of that thing, 12 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,500 remember? I called them back. 13 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,420 They're coming in the morning. 14 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:33,500 You did what now? We're old. I'm tired. 15 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,860 I want to enjoy my final years in peace. 16 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:42,300 I am not selling my property to no cookie -cutter suburban builders. 17 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:45,160 They offered us $1 .8 million. 18 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,180 Over my cold dead. 19 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:58,960 Bitch. 20 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,480 It's over. 21 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,080 We'll continue this conversation later. 22 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:09,100 Just gotta make it till morning. 23 00:02:09,419 --> 00:02:10,419 Till morning. 24 00:02:31,019 --> 00:02:34,920 And we'll alternate the style in every third one for a variety, you know, and 25 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,280 we're going to tear that crop down. 26 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,920 And the best part, we'll build the clubhouse right here. 27 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:44,620 Now we just got to convince that old geezer to sell. 28 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,880 I schmoozed the wife. 29 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:48,800 They won't be able to resist the new offer. 30 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:54,820 You are going to make one hell of an HOA president, you know that? 31 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,400 Thank you. 32 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:50,420 We'll fail. 33 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:58,940 You're going to want to keep the trunk. 34 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,400 Does this look center? 35 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:24,820 Yeah, looks great. 36 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,840 I like it. It reminds me of the view from the apartment. 37 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,240 Now we just need to play a bunch of gunshot and siren sounds and it'll be 38 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,240 we never left. 39 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:39,440 Hey, I found this awesome running route. This place is going to be perfect for 40 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,440 my long runs. 41 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:41,500 What's the letter? 42 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:43,860 Oh, this is from the HOA. 43 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,660 Actually, I think it's a welcome to the neighborhood letter. 44 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:47,679 Or a fine. 45 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,360 Oh. Please don't start. I'm just saying, we haven't even been here a few days 46 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:55,380 and we're already getting letters. Come on, these people are super chill, all 47 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:57,760 right? That HOA president, he was so cool. 48 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,800 Oh, you mean the president of the HOA, which you conveniently forgot to tell me 49 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,020 about? Oh, so we're still mad about that, huh? 50 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:09,240 It's just that we love this house so much. Yeah, not enough to put up with an 51 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:14,800 HOA, Lucas. I know, I know, I know, but I promise you that this HOA is not going 52 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,560 to be a big deal. It's 500 bucks a month. 53 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:19,010 They're building a pool? 54 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:22,590 Hey, I did this from a place of love. 55 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:24,870 Okay? You wanted a house? 56 00:06:25,170 --> 00:06:26,910 Ta -da! We have a house! 57 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:31,590 Look at these windows! Look at these windows! Those are our windows. We own 58 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:32,429 those windows. 59 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:33,430 And this ceiling? 60 00:06:33,590 --> 00:06:35,150 We own this motherfucking ceiling! 61 00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:39,090 We own that ceiling! We can fuck up that ceiling if we want to. And that tree 62 00:06:39,090 --> 00:06:39,809 out front? 63 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:45,910 That is our tree. And we can build a rad -ass tree house if we want. If the HOA 64 00:06:45,910 --> 00:06:46,569 lets us. 65 00:06:46,570 --> 00:06:48,680 Yes. just as soon as it gets approved. 66 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:49,960 Hey, come on. 67 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:51,440 This is amazing. 68 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:52,780 We're homeowners. 69 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:54,100 This is what we wanted. 70 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:56,880 Okay, yeah, that part is pretty amazing. 71 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:01,080 Oh, my God. You are incredibly sweaty. 72 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,600 You're welcome. 73 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:08,440 Well, let's see what is in here. Probably a Home Depot gift card. Or a 74 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:12,060 saying we have the wrong type of grass. No, it's long fescue, just like everyone 75 00:07:12,060 --> 00:07:14,200 else. Oh, my God, you're one of them. All right. 76 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:16,840 Dear Lucas and Jenny, welcome to the neighborhood. 77 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:19,660 They used our names. That's very exciting. On behalf of the Gruber Hills 78 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:22,940 community, we'd like to invite you to our annual Equinox party tonight. You 79 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:25,500 parties. Not with a bunch of stuck -up HOA members. 80 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:26,759 Try to stay positive. 81 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:33,600 Mm -hmm. Okay? I bet you our neighbors are... Are you expecting someone? 82 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:35,700 No. 83 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:45,780 Lucas. Jerry. Hey, hey. It's good to see you again. 84 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,080 Settling in okay? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just about unpacked now. 85 00:07:49,380 --> 00:07:51,420 Oh, hi there. I don't believe we've met. I'm Jerry Klein. 86 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:58,980 That's my bad, Jerry. This is my beautiful wife, Jenny. Jenny, this is 87 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,840 the president of the HOA. 88 00:08:01,780 --> 00:08:04,080 Oh, so you're the reason the fees are so high. 89 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:09,700 Well, it takes a lot to keep this place in tip -top shape. We know. She was just 90 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:10,700 joking. 91 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:12,750 I wasn't. Okay. 92 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:16,650 I was just stopping by to make sure you got our invitation for the party 93 00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:20,930 tonight. Oh, uh, yeah. Actually, we just opened it. 94 00:08:21,610 --> 00:08:24,710 Splendid. So we'll see you at the clubhouse at seven. Wouldn't miss it. 95 00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:27,050 You're being rude. We can't wait. Good. 96 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:31,630 It's a great party. You could say it's to die for. 97 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:36,630 Why the fuck would you say it like that? Okay, see you tonight. 98 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,580 There's no need to be mean, all right? What was I supposed to say? He was 99 00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:44,580 standing right there. 100 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,080 You should have said we were tired from the move. 101 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:49,900 Okay, yeah, that would have been better. But hey, on the plus side, we get to 102 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:50,900 meet our new neighbors. 103 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:57,360 Huh? Oh, come on. They named the clubhouse Fort Gruber. Yeah, isn't it 104 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,500 mean, every club needs a fort. 105 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,500 An HOA is not a club. 106 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:01,519 I disagree. 107 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,960 And stop being such a negative Nancy. 108 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,740 They better have alcohol. 109 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,380 Yeah, I wouldn't count on it. 110 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:13,979 Is this a cult? 111 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:15,900 Come on. No, it's not a cult. 112 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,260 That is strange, though. 113 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,560 Not strange? 114 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,660 You haven't begun to see strange. 115 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:29,660 Stop it, Ted. He likes to mess with the new neighbors. 116 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:33,960 I'm Ted, and this is my lovely wife, Annette. 117 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,260 Guessing you guys just moved in. 118 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:39,700 Yeah, yesterday, actually. Oh, fresh meat. 119 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,720 Welcome to the Equinox. 120 00:09:44,910 --> 00:09:49,310 Yeah, uh, what is an equinox? Oh, I actually know this one. That is when the 121 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:52,230 crosses the celestial equator and day and night are the exact same length. 122 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:56,170 Aw, that's a bright one. Thank you, I am very good at Googling. 123 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,370 And completely wrong. 124 00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:58,950 I got this one, son. 125 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,950 The equinox is a legend. 126 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:05,410 Long ago, folks that lived around this area, well, they had a rather peculiar 127 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:11,710 problem. You see, once a year, this portal from hell would open up and 128 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:14,070 of all sorts would come rushing out. 129 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:16,400 bloodthirsty, ready to kill. 130 00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:21,800 So the community, they built a fort on this very ground. 131 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:26,200 And within that fort, they fought off those monsters and saved this land. 132 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,760 Right. 133 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,320 Oh, and now we get drunk and celebrate. 134 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,220 Did she say get drunk? Yes. 135 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:38,720 You want to try some of my homemade moonshine? It's apple pie flavor. 136 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,000 Okay. Okay. 137 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:46,120 So, hey, what is this equinox, really? 138 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:48,940 You know how to shoot. 139 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,300 Excuse me? 140 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,760 You can always tell which neighbors are going to laugh. 141 00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:56,540 Good luck, son. 142 00:10:58,660 --> 00:10:59,660 Cool. 143 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:03,820 You okay, baby? 144 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:05,180 So strong. 145 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,400 It's okay. 146 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:07,740 It's so good. 147 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,100 Okay, baby, keep drinking. 148 00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:19,070 Holy shit, that moonshine is so strong. My throat's on fire. 149 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:20,690 Good to see you, Marcus. 150 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:23,430 Leslie, thank you again for bringing the cheese sticks. 151 00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:24,509 They're a hit. 152 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,170 There's muscle relaxers in them. 153 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:28,390 Leslie, you're hilarious. 154 00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:31,690 Okay, thank you all for coming to this year's Equinox. 155 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:36,330 Before we get into the nitty -gritty, I just want to go over a little bit of 156 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:40,310 housecleaning. Marcus, you did not request a permit for your bird feeder. 157 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:43,850 It has to go. But this is your second HOA violation. 158 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:48,920 If you get to three, let's just try and not let that happen. Well, they are 159 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:49,920 strict around here. 160 00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:51,020 I think I'm shit -faced. 161 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,660 Next, I wanted to let you all know we're beginning construction on the pool next 162 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:55,760 month. Fuck yeah! 163 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,180 Language. Sorry. 164 00:11:57,380 --> 00:12:00,300 And finally, we have some new neighbors. Everyone, please welcome Lucas and 165 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,300 Jenny. 166 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:07,000 This is their first Equinox party, so let's hope they survive. 167 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,640 What? I'm sorry, what? 168 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,240 All right, everyone, let's get into it. 169 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:19,280 So based on last year, we know we can expect a few of the regulars. Oh, Lucas, 170 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:22,660 if you have any questions, feel free to just ask. Oh, actually, yeah, I've... As 171 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:25,020 I was saying, we can definitely expect a horde of witches. 172 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,600 You guys know the drill. 173 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,800 Magic can't stop bullets. 174 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:33,980 That's right. Magic can't stop bullets. So if you see witches, bang, bang. 175 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,580 All right, what do we have here? 176 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:37,840 Ah, yes, the werewolf. 177 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:42,800 The price of silver went up this year. Damn it. So we only have a limited 178 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,579 of bullets. 179 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:46,520 I made the executive decision to hand those to McScruffy. Who? 180 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:50,120 McScruffy. He's a legend around here. Super hairy. 181 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:51,340 Awesome as fuck. 182 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:56,080 As always, special items will be located in the trunk. Who wants to be in charge 183 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:56,779 this year? 184 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,960 Oh, he does. 185 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:01,980 What? No. Lucas, way to step up to the challenge. I'll go over the logistics 186 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:03,100 with you later. Great. 187 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,120 Can't wait. All right, back to the board. 188 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:06,740 And then there's this one. 189 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,820 Evil. In its purest form. 190 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:16,310 The Stickman. 191 00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:18,410 Oh, shit. 192 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:22,270 As far as we know, this is the leader of the Dark Army. 193 00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:24,330 If you see him, run. 194 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:28,610 No one has ever survived an encounter with the Stickman. 195 00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:33,990 And there's always some new weird monsters, so we never really know what 196 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:34,609 going to get. 197 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:36,330 All right, who's ready for the raffle? 198 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,710 Okay, maybe we should go. 199 00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:42,470 But the raffle! Yeah, but did you see his drawings? This is fucking weird. 200 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:43,509 Whatever. 201 00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:46,740 Annette. Shot. Oh, everybody. 202 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,740 Jenny, Jenny, no, no, wait. 203 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,560 17. Who had 17? 204 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:02,680 Here. 205 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:07,620 Congratulations. You've won this rolling yard sprayer. And that leaves the 206 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,380 shotgun. Who will the lucky winner be? 207 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,060 Number two. 208 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,150 Who's got number two? 209 00:14:18,430 --> 00:14:20,150 Lucas, come on up here. 210 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,810 Woo! That's my baby. 211 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:33,990 Congratulations. 212 00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:36,130 This might just save your life. 213 00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,250 Um, thank you. 214 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,380 You can go back now. Great, thank you. Sorry. 215 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:49,040 Okay, everyone, we have about 30 minutes till the portal opens. Relax, go grab a 216 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,000 snack, and be sure to use the restroom. 217 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:55,620 We don't want any accidents again this year, do we, Ted? It was one time. 218 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,780 He shit himself two years ago. 219 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,480 Oh, you are a lucky son of a bitch. 220 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,260 I wanted that shotgun so bad. 221 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,780 It's Lucas, right? Yes, that is my name. You want a treat? 222 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,260 I got a big -ass ranch. 223 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,480 Don't listen to him. 224 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:17,960 You keep your gun, honey. 225 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:22,060 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let the man think for himself, Les. Don't call me Les. 226 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,460 Would you like it if I called you more? 227 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:24,720 Jenny. 228 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:29,520 Listen, this is your first Equinox, so I'm going to help you out. 229 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,900 I'm about to go into the bathroom and snort cocaine. 230 00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:35,560 You want to come with? It'll help take the edge off. 231 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,940 No, I think I'm good. 232 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:43,540 Pussy. I'll not coke with you then. Shut the fuck up, Mar. Are you sure? Yeah, 233 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,920 I'm not really a big cocaine guy. 234 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,139 Well, I got other shit. 235 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,140 Meth. You a meth guy? 236 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:48,940 No. Cat. 237 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,560 Shrooms. Acid. 238 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,739 What's happening? 239 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,800 Crack. Weed. Even more cocaine. 240 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,100 Screen cleaner. 241 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,200 I actually smoked nutmeg with my cousin once. 242 00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:10,550 It is. 243 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:15,870 You're not going to live. So good luck tonight, virgin. 244 00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:17,370 Actually, 245 00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:18,650 I'm not a virgin. You're a virgin. 246 00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:20,130 God damn it. 247 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:24,830 You're a full -on suburban man now. Jesus Christ, Jerry. You scared the shit 248 00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:25,369 of me. 249 00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:28,110 Language. Right. I am so sorry. 250 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:31,510 Abandoning the city. 251 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:32,870 Moving to the suburbs. 252 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:34,490 Settling down. 253 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:36,090 Big stuff. 254 00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:41,170 Felt like time. The city was great for our 20s, but, you know, felt like I was 255 00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:42,570 ready for the next phase. 256 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:47,330 And, uh, Jenny, you think she's ready for that next phase? 257 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:50,890 Oh, yeah, definitely. I mean, she's a little standoffish today, but she'll 258 00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:53,270 around. She's got this crazy idea that HOAs are evil. 259 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:56,130 Evil? 260 00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:58,610 We're not evil. We fight evil. 261 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,620 Right about that. 262 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:01,819 Oh, yes, the trunk. 263 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,500 Depending on the monster, I'll tell you which weapon is most effective. 264 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,000 You get it from the trunk and get it to McScruffy. 265 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200 Capisce? 266 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:16,079 Okay, so this is... Is this like a joke or something? Like a mess with the new 267 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,079 neighbors kind of thing? 268 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,539 What do you mean? 269 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,599 Jerry, you need to take a look at this. 270 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,960 There's something moving out there. 271 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,579 Nonsense. We should still have 15 minutes. 272 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,319 I'll be right back. 273 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:28,540 Try the cheese sticks. 274 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,240 They're killer. 275 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:41,580 You know, Annette, I gotta tell you, I wasn't looking forward to this party, 276 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:43,240 you have changed my mind. 277 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:49,400 And I don't want to change it, but this HOA might not be so bad. I'm sorry, did 278 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,400 I hear that correctly? 279 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,080 Don't tell anyone. 280 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:54,300 God, I don't think tonight could get any weirder. 281 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,560 It's early! 282 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,000 Physicians! Hurry! 283 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:11,800 Fuck, fuck, fuck! This is the biggest one I've ever seen! Shut the fuck up, 284 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:16,300 Get the safety off that thing, you little shit! It's fucking go time! 285 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:19,160 Where the hell is McScruffy? He'll be here. 286 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,580 Come on, you two. 287 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:24,920 To the window. 288 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:26,700 The window? 289 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,600 Okay? 290 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,720 Where the hell is McScruffy? 291 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:21,640 out of here now there's only one thing we can 292 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,960 do we have 293 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:30,460 50 294 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:36,340 births 295 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,840 to the equinox. Please don't die. 296 00:22:00,379 --> 00:22:01,379 Servant. 297 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:06,420 What just happened? 298 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,740 Thank God you showed up. 299 00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:11,000 We couldn't have done it without you, Scruff. 300 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,000 What the actual fuck? 301 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,360 You better toughen up, sport. That was just the beginning. The beginning? 302 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,540 He won it in the raffle. 303 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:35,820 The raffle? 304 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:36,920 Don't worry, I'm a nurse. 305 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,360 It's not that bad. It's just a graze. 306 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,140 I need something to wrap it with. 307 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,400 Just breathe. 308 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,160 This is going to hurt. 309 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,060 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 310 00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:50,260 What the hell, Lucas? 311 00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:51,500 What the hell, Lucas? 312 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:56,040 No, no, look, it was an accident, man. It just, and it went off. Well, maybe if 313 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,360 you'd been over at the window helping us, this might not have happened. What 314 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:03,410 you? No, no, no, I am sorry. that I shot you, Mick Shatner. I'm sorry. 315 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,870 Someone needs to tell me what the fuck is going on here. 316 00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:10,870 Okay, because there are guts and shit all over my face and we're those fucking 317 00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:13,010 witches. Those fucking witches. 318 00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:15,910 I can't breathe. It's okay, Dad. 319 00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:17,150 I can't breathe. 320 00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:20,610 Calm down. 321 00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:22,090 Just breathe. 322 00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:23,850 You're okay. 323 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:25,230 It's fine. 324 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,190 See? Everything is gravy. 325 00:23:33,420 --> 00:23:35,620 Ooh, you got a little bit of someone's brain in there. 326 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,680 Whoa, whoa, easy. You're fine. Just breathe. 327 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,600 Now, what are we confused about? 328 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:48,620 Everything. 329 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:51,120 You've heard the legend of this place, right? 330 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,240 Yeah, Ted mentioned some stuff. 331 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,620 Well, once a year that portal opens up and we've got to kill whatever comes out 332 00:23:58,620 --> 00:23:59,880 of it or they'll destroy the neighborhood. 333 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:01,900 Pretty standard HOA stuff. 334 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,710 That's why the fees are so high. Gotta pay for bullets and shit. 335 00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:11,470 Honestly, half the money goes into fixing this place up every year. 336 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:14,190 That clear things up? 337 00:24:14,730 --> 00:24:17,310 No! Why would anyone want to live here? 338 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,310 We're getting a pool. 339 00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:21,390 That dude exploded on me. 340 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:24,970 Okay, to be fair, people typically don't die. McScruffy was late, the portal 341 00:24:24,970 --> 00:24:27,110 opened early. Just one of those years. 342 00:24:27,810 --> 00:24:28,810 You're crazy. 343 00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:31,010 You're all fucking crazy. 344 00:24:31,410 --> 00:24:32,990 Jenny, hey, Jenny, come on. 345 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,240 Let's get out of here. 346 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:35,259 It's okay. 347 00:24:35,260 --> 00:24:36,300 Jenny, come on. 348 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,700 Right now. We should stay. They need our help. Our help? 349 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,140 There's always one. 350 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,020 Some people just can't handle it. We'll see. 351 00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:48,120 Clearly, they don't want my help. Fuck off, city boy. 352 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,080 I need your help. 353 00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:54,780 Besides, you're in charge of the trunk. 354 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:59,020 Actually, that reminds me. I need to run you through some of the logistics. 355 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,400 Hey, you okay, buddy? Yeah. 356 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,179 I'm fine. 357 00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:04,180 Oh, 358 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:10,100 my body feels so heavy, but kind of nice. 359 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,319 Are you sick? 360 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,340 Have you had enough water? 361 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,680 Gallon a day, bitch. Don't call me that. Sorry. 362 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,320 Okay, so is it your blood sugar? Have you eaten? 363 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,440 I had like seven cheese sticks. 364 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:22,540 You did what? 365 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:26,320 I had seven cheese sticks. You ate seven of them? Maybe eight. 366 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,040 Oh, he's fucked. Why? 367 00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:29,500 What's wrong with the cheese sticks? 368 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,980 Well, it's only supposed to be one per person. 369 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,379 Why that? 370 00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:35,720 I told you. There's muscle relaxers in them. 371 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,140 Why the fuck do the cheese sticks have muscle relaxers in them? 372 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:43,960 Well, helps take the edgy off. Yeah, I don't think you know what that means. My 373 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,260 body feels like a cloud. 374 00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:50,220 Shit, we have movement. 375 00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:54,980 Oh, come on. Help me. Can I shoot anybody this time, Lucas? 376 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:58,280 Come on. Oh, boy. 377 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:00,900 Here we go. 378 00:26:04,810 --> 00:26:05,810 Okay. Okay. 379 00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:07,570 Okay. 380 00:26:08,010 --> 00:26:10,650 Oh, shit. No, it's fine. I can see this way. 381 00:26:10,990 --> 00:26:13,850 Stay with me. Stay with me. Hey, he's losing too much blood. 382 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,150 What? What's happening? 383 00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:17,430 You keep an eye out the window. 384 00:26:19,090 --> 00:26:21,630 Come on, Scruffy. Come on, buddy. 385 00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:23,650 Don't back out. Come on. 386 00:26:24,290 --> 00:26:28,170 Rosers. Is he still breathing? He's still breathing. He's just not... 387 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,680 And keep an eye on the portal. 388 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,460 Something just rose out of the portal. 389 00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,840 Describe it! 390 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:04,080 It's three floating silver orbs. Orbs? 391 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:07,530 Yeah, I don't know, man. It just looks like gray circles. 392 00:27:08,030 --> 00:27:09,130 Come through, spirit. 393 00:27:09,550 --> 00:27:10,550 Everyone, stop! 394 00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:19,650 Come on. 395 00:27:21,790 --> 00:27:23,530 Yo, Bert, you cool, man? 396 00:27:27,550 --> 00:27:31,670 Everyone, I need you to listen to me very carefully. 397 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:40,980 Listen, whatever you do, do not let them bite you. What? 398 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,160 Stay calm. 399 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:53,900 Lucas, I need you to go into the trunk and get the peach wood sword. 400 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,640 Lucas! 401 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,120 Lucas! 402 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:04,940 Fuck this shit, man. 403 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,860 Jet, Jenny, grab Jerry and get to the closet. 404 00:31:16,970 --> 00:31:17,970 Set me up, please. 405 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,130 Is he still breathing? 406 00:31:24,110 --> 00:31:25,110 Yeah. 407 00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:27,050 Yeah, it's slow, though. Ted, we need to hurry. 408 00:31:27,270 --> 00:31:30,330 Yes, hi, hi, I'm at the Gruber Hills Clubhouse. There's been an attack and 409 00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:31,670 Hello? 410 00:31:33,570 --> 00:31:34,610 Hello? Fuck! 411 00:31:36,990 --> 00:31:38,950 Hi, hello, yeah, this is Gruber Hills Clubhouse. 412 00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:41,790 It won't work. Yeah, they keep hanging up on me. 413 00:31:43,190 --> 00:31:44,590 What the fuck? Give me that. 414 00:31:44,810 --> 00:31:45,810 It won't work. 415 00:31:46,190 --> 00:31:48,610 police don't come here. What do you mean the police don't come here? 416 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:51,550 Did you not read anything in your HOA contract? 417 00:31:51,790 --> 00:31:52,790 What? The contract? 418 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:56,970 I skimmed it. Lord help me. 419 00:31:57,410 --> 00:32:01,670 I'm about to fuck this boy up. Calm down, Teddy. Don't get too worked up. 420 00:32:02,150 --> 00:32:03,650 Remember, you're IBS. 421 00:32:05,230 --> 00:32:08,530 Baby, it's all his fault. No, my fault. Fuck you. 422 00:32:08,830 --> 00:32:12,610 This is not my fault. Okay, you guys are the ones hiding this fucking monster 423 00:32:12,610 --> 00:32:15,230 mash. To be fair, it was all in the HOA contract. 424 00:32:15,610 --> 00:32:17,060 Yes, you Contract! 425 00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:18,800 Shut your fucking mouth! 426 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:24,760 Those people are all dead because of you. 427 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,440 Okay, 428 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:37,460 that 429 00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:41,220 was a little harsh. It was an accident. Everyone knows the risks of living here. 430 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,000 Anyway, we don't have time to argue. Okay. 431 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:47,120 Why don't the cops come here? It's a long answer. And fully outlined in the 432 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,300 contract. Yes, thank you, Ted. 433 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,680 Super summarized version. 434 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,020 The government originally tried to get us to leave when they discovered the 435 00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,780 portal. But then we worked out a deal with them to let us stay. So now we're 436 00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:58,380 able to live here, but we're basically our own mini -county. 437 00:32:58,980 --> 00:33:02,300 And that's why there's no property tax. Fuck yeah. 438 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:06,520 Is it worth it with the portal to hell and all? Well, after the first year we 439 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,260 hired McScruffy, we've only had one death since. 440 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,820 Totally worth it for the cheap -ass mortgage. 441 00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:16,020 But now we're all gonna die, so maybe it wasn't. 442 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,880 Well, with that attitude, we will. 443 00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:19,140 Sorry, Jared. 444 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,840 Back to the issue at hand. As I was shouting at all of you earlier, the Kung 445 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,320 spirits can only be killed by stabbing them in the heart with peach wood. 446 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:29,360 Lucky for us, we have a peach wood sword in the trunk. 447 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,480 What's peach wood? It's wood from a peach tree. 448 00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:33,100 Oh, yeah, that makes sense. 449 00:33:33,580 --> 00:33:35,300 Why not oak or pine? 450 00:33:35,540 --> 00:33:38,560 It's old Taoism magic. Oh, my God, we don't have time for this. We've got to 451 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,060 to the trunk and get the sword. Then we can kill those fuckers before the next 452 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:44,560 monsters get here. A better idea. Why don't we stay in here where it's safe? 453 00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:47,760 Out of the question. The longer we wait, the more monsters will appear. 454 00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:51,460 Eventually, something will burst through that door and kill us all. Yeah, okay, 455 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,160 maybe we get the sword then. 456 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:56,740 Oh, yeah, great plan, except you're forgetting one thing. 457 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,640 Who's going to stab the spirits? 458 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,760 Scruffy's totally out of commission. 459 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:05,840 I will. 460 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,380 I'll get the sword. 461 00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:11,159 I'll kill those spirits. 462 00:34:12,139 --> 00:34:13,420 I got us into this mess. 463 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:15,560 It's the least I can do. 464 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,760 I fucked you, Will. No, I'm serious. 465 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:22,659 Can you believe this, kid? Hey, I'm serious. 466 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,500 You wouldn't last two seconds out there. We need a real plan. 467 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,620 Actually, Lucas is really fast. 468 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,620 He could probably get to the trunk. 469 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:30,618 Oh, bull. 470 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:31,438 He's not fast. 471 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,379 What's your mile time? 472 00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:34,260 447. Oh, yeah, that's pretty fast. 473 00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:35,670 Then it's settled. 474 00:34:35,830 --> 00:34:37,630 Lucas, we're counting on you. 475 00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:40,510 I'm going to go with you to provide some distractions. 476 00:34:41,110 --> 00:34:41,908 Thanks, Ted. 477 00:34:41,909 --> 00:34:42,909 I'm not doing it for you. 478 00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:45,770 I'm doing it because I don't have faith you won't try to bail on us. 479 00:34:46,290 --> 00:34:48,929 Teamwork. I like it. Jenny, you man the door. 480 00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:50,230 Let's get moving. 481 00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:51,610 Let's wait for good luck. 482 00:34:51,870 --> 00:34:52,870 I love you, woman. 483 00:34:53,949 --> 00:34:56,290 Listen, I thought you were right behind me, I swear. 484 00:34:56,570 --> 00:34:58,930 Yeah, you know, it's fine. Just be careful. 485 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,610 Lightning McQueen, let's go. 486 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,600 Good job. 487 00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:26,240 Where did they go? 488 00:35:49,930 --> 00:35:50,808 Oh, good. 489 00:35:50,810 --> 00:35:52,010 Yeah, that's not terrifying. 490 00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:55,790 Jenny, grab one of McScruffy's guns and cover us. 491 00:35:57,790 --> 00:35:58,950 Come on, city boy. 492 00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:01,490 Let's go get that sword. 493 00:36:01,850 --> 00:36:08,370 You know, now that we're here, I was thinking maybe we'd go... Can I have a 494 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:09,930 Absolutely not. 495 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:09,690 Sorry, that's my bad. You almost made me shit my pants. 496 00:37:12,310 --> 00:37:13,310 Sorry. 497 00:37:17,330 --> 00:37:23,370 Oh, my God. 498 00:37:24,970 --> 00:37:28,990 Hey, what did it look like? It looked like a fucking wooden sword, you 499 00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:30,730 No, that was like a technical name or something. 500 00:37:31,030 --> 00:37:32,690 A technical name? 501 00:37:50,890 --> 00:37:57,310 There's fog what like fog creeping across the floor 502 00:37:57,310 --> 00:38:01,530 He's here 503 00:38:39,530 --> 00:38:40,530 Hurry up and find that sword. 504 00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:43,550 Uh, Ted? 505 00:38:43,910 --> 00:38:44,908 Damn it, Lucas. 506 00:38:44,910 --> 00:38:45,910 Get the sword. 507 00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:49,710 Lucas? Yeah, I'm looking, okay? 508 00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:53,910 Lucas? I'm looking. Oh! 509 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:15,578 the bitches. 510 00:39:15,580 --> 00:39:16,419 Fuck this. 511 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:17,420 Jenny! 512 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,120 Let me in! 513 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,400 Jenny! Jenny, come on! 514 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,020 Jenny, let me in! Let me in! 515 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,560 I'm trying and... Jenny, this fucking cunt of a donkey's out here! Let me in! 516 00:40:22,830 --> 00:40:25,610 You used the sword. It's the only way to kill him. No, I did, and it didn't 517 00:40:25,610 --> 00:40:27,250 work. We've got to stab him in the heart. 518 00:40:30,450 --> 00:40:32,610 Yeah, okay, that makes sense. 519 00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:36,590 I've got to catch my breath. 520 00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:38,270 Fucking cornea. 521 00:40:39,910 --> 00:40:42,810 Oh, shit. 522 00:40:44,950 --> 00:40:46,870 When I catch my breath, we're going to go back out there. 523 00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:50,350 I'm going to give you an opening, and all you've got to do is dab. 524 00:40:50,590 --> 00:40:53,370 Okay? What if we just stayed in here? No, we can't. 525 00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:56,330 If another monster shows up, we are extra fucked. 526 00:40:57,010 --> 00:40:58,330 And I'm not dying tonight. 527 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:00,970 God damn it, we need McScruffy. 528 00:41:04,190 --> 00:41:11,110 Look, I'm... I'm really sorry. I... I really messed up. If I was 529 00:41:11,110 --> 00:41:15,150 just at the window, like you said, I wouldn't have shot McScruffy. You had a 530 00:41:15,150 --> 00:41:16,250 contract. 531 00:41:17,090 --> 00:41:18,090 Yeah, that too. 532 00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:27,990 And now here we are in a bathroom, hiding. 533 00:41:29,170 --> 00:41:33,530 We're about to go back out there and kill our neighbors with a wooden sword. 534 00:41:36,070 --> 00:41:38,370 Life treats you kind of funny sometimes, doesn't it? 535 00:41:40,690 --> 00:41:42,150 Let me give you some advice, kid. 536 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,990 Life is going to throw a bunch of shit at you. 537 00:41:46,230 --> 00:41:51,350 You can plan and you can prepare, but eventually something's going to 538 00:41:51,350 --> 00:41:53,270 you. And when it does... 539 00:41:54,410 --> 00:41:55,510 You have a choice to make. 540 00:41:57,230 --> 00:42:01,010 Do I roll over and let life fuck me? 541 00:42:02,570 --> 00:42:04,850 Or do I fuck life right back? 542 00:42:08,590 --> 00:42:10,070 That's a really weird analogy. 543 00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:11,550 I need you to be strong. 544 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:14,470 Jenny needs you to be strong. 545 00:42:15,550 --> 00:42:19,050 The HOA needs you to be strong. 546 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,170 But... I mean, I can't. 547 00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:23,570 Who says I'm not? 548 00:42:24,090 --> 00:42:25,670 What does being scared have to do with anything? 549 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:28,110 I'm talking about strength. 550 00:42:30,610 --> 00:42:31,670 This is your moment. 551 00:42:32,830 --> 00:42:34,530 This is where you show your true colors. 552 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:36,770 Prove me wrong, Lucas. 553 00:42:38,230 --> 00:42:40,290 Show me you're not a selfish asshole. 554 00:42:43,490 --> 00:42:44,990 Okay. Don't just say okay. 555 00:42:45,890 --> 00:42:47,250 I need you to mean it. 556 00:42:47,850 --> 00:42:48,850 Yeah. 557 00:42:49,590 --> 00:42:50,590 You're right. 558 00:42:51,150 --> 00:42:52,150 I hear you. 559 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,160 This is it. 560 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,140 If you run again, I swear I'll kill you myself. 561 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:00,500 Okay. 562 00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:02,300 Attaboy. 563 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,120 Now let's go kick some fucking kung fu spirit ass. 564 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,640 Wait. What are you talking about? Wait. That was a great pep talk. 565 00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:11,940 Leslie's coke. 566 00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:17,300 You think of what I'm thinking? 567 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:22,840 Snort some coke, get fucking pumped, and go kill some zombies. 568 00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:25,600 What? No, that's what I... It's a thing. 569 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:29,240 I know. That's what I was... Oh. 570 00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:32,540 You think? 571 00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:34,020 Maybe. 572 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,120 Maybe. 573 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,800 We need to get to McScruffy. Now! 574 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,800 They're not moving. 575 00:43:54,860 --> 00:44:00,360 Maybe if I... What was that? 576 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,860 Jared, they're still not back yet. Don't panic. We'll be all right. 577 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,280 Jenny, I need you to reload McScruffie's clock. 578 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:11,620 Reload? Why would... Quigley! 579 00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:14,560 Come on, Lucas. Where are you? 580 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:17,720 How do you get the ammo holder thingy out? 581 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,720 The little button! The button on the side! 582 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,160 Oh, dear Lord. 583 00:44:21,799 --> 00:44:25,760 I'll make the opening and you stab, okay? Got it. Don't let me down, city 584 00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:27,420 All right, time to be strong. 585 00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:29,580 Let's do this. Take it till you make it, baby. 586 00:45:29,190 --> 00:45:30,390 It's in my mouth! 587 00:45:30,750 --> 00:45:31,750 Fuck yeah! 588 00:45:59,770 --> 00:46:00,749 Sorry, Leslie. 589 00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:03,130 Looks like we got the final blow. 590 00:46:13,810 --> 00:46:14,950 Holy shit. 591 00:46:19,290 --> 00:46:23,650 Way to be strong. 592 00:46:23,870 --> 00:46:24,870 city boy. 593 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:04,090 Get this to McScruffy. Do it. 594 00:47:07,710 --> 00:47:09,270 I'll take care of the pooch. 595 00:47:11,950 --> 00:47:13,190 Come on, Clifford. 596 00:47:14,030 --> 00:47:15,030 Let's tango. 597 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:22,130 Fine. 598 00:47:22,530 --> 00:47:23,890 This fight it is. 599 00:47:26,030 --> 00:47:28,490 Is that all you got? 600 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:51,760 Please work, please work. 601 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:30,260 Keep your hands off my wife, you... I 602 00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:37,700 got 603 00:48:37,700 --> 00:48:38,700 it! 604 00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:51,540 Is he dead? 605 00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,340 He's freaking out, I think. 606 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:00,840 Bang! 607 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,320 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I didn't mean to leave you. 608 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,220 No, it's okay. I'm glad you're safe. 609 00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:37,360 You're gonna be okay. 610 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,300 Guess I gotta... blindside it, huh? 611 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:09,520 I love you, Ned. 612 00:50:09,660 --> 00:50:10,660 Danny, you can't. 613 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:12,920 Danny, you can't. 614 00:51:29,570 --> 00:51:31,650 Teddy? Shit! Annette, get back! 615 00:51:37,990 --> 00:51:38,990 Suck it! 616 00:51:40,490 --> 00:51:41,490 Do something! 617 00:51:44,210 --> 00:51:45,210 Let her go! 618 00:51:46,050 --> 00:51:47,190 Don't make me use this! 619 00:51:47,590 --> 00:51:48,590 Suck it! 620 00:51:51,490 --> 00:51:54,130 Don't let me down, city boy. It's time to be strong. 621 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:02,360 I'm not crying. I'm just allergic to blood. 622 00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:05,840 Yeah, me too. 623 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:11,720 I'm so sorry. 624 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,220 I'm so sorry. 625 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,900 I'm really fucked up. I think I'm really fucked up, Jenny. 626 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,040 We should not be here. 627 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,300 We shouldn't have even moved here. 628 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,400 Because you didn't even want an HOA to begin with. 629 00:53:29,290 --> 00:53:34,410 Yeah, but even you couldn't have predicted this. 630 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:36,110 I could have listened to you. 631 00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,230 You know, I could have listened. 632 00:53:40,730 --> 00:53:42,750 And we wouldn't even be here tonight. 633 00:53:45,510 --> 00:53:46,510 True. 634 00:53:49,610 --> 00:53:53,970 Hey, did you know that Annette's Moonshine just got picked up for 635 00:53:54,550 --> 00:53:57,670 It's going to be available across the country just if you want. 636 00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,440 Jerry knew some guys who pulled some strings. 637 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,860 What are you talking about? 638 00:54:05,100 --> 00:54:10,140 And Marcus, he gave out free oil changes to everyone in the neighborhood just 639 00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:11,140 because. 640 00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:19,040 Oh, and Annette told me that Ted ran a neighborhood adult t -ball league. 641 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,300 Adult t -ball? 642 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,260 Yeah. 643 00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:28,100 It was just an excuse to get day drunk. 644 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,000 Jenny, what are you doing? 645 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:37,720 I'm just saying that they had a real family vibe here. 646 00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:45,220 And given other circumstances, I think we could have been really happy here. 647 00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:51,020 Jenny, you don't have to try to make me feel better. 648 00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:52,340 I'm not. 649 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:58,560 I just need you to know that I don't blame you for it. 650 00:55:17,839 --> 00:55:18,839 Hey, Jenny. 651 00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:20,900 Yeah? 652 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,460 I don't want us to die. 653 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,200 We're not done. 654 00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:33,360 You just got to stop being a negative Nancy. 655 00:55:40,900 --> 00:55:42,520 Annette, we need to get moving. 656 00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:44,320 Another wave is coming. 657 00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:49,970 I've got a plan. 658 00:55:50,290 --> 00:55:52,610 It's crazy, but it's a plan. 659 00:55:53,310 --> 00:55:55,690 I don't think Teddy would want us to give up without a fight. 660 00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:01,290 What's the motto? 661 00:56:02,410 --> 00:56:03,550 Welcome to the iguana. 662 00:56:05,350 --> 00:56:06,350 Please don't die. 663 00:56:10,170 --> 00:56:12,270 Thanks. I'm finally starting to feel my fingers. 664 00:56:12,790 --> 00:56:13,790 Check it. 665 00:56:15,630 --> 00:56:16,630 Got you, bitch. 666 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:20,500 I'll punch you later. 667 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,840 Jenny, anything out the window? 668 00:56:22,060 --> 00:56:23,280 Nothing yet. It's still quiet. 669 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,160 Okay, so what's this plan? 670 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,240 All right, so you know how we're always on the defensive, right? We're always 671 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:30,020 protecting the clubhouse from the monsters, yeah? 672 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:33,020 Yeah. So we flip it. We go on the offensive. 673 00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:38,320 Okay, okay, so we attack the monsters. Not the monsters. 674 00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:40,500 We attack the portal. 675 00:56:41,060 --> 00:56:42,140 And how do we do that? 676 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:51,640 We get drunk. 677 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,460 That moonshine is... 190 proof. 678 00:56:54,740 --> 00:56:55,820 A .K .A. 679 00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:57,500 flammable as fuck. 680 00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,580 Okay, so we light the portal on fire? 681 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,980 We fight fire with fire. That just makes more fire. 682 00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:05,500 We're not gonna burn them. 683 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,940 We're gonna blow these motherfuckers to kingdom come. 684 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:12,640 I mean, is that gonna work? 685 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:13,638 Hard maybe. 686 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,640 70 -30 chance. 687 00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:16,260 70 it works, or... 688 00:57:20,330 --> 00:57:23,370 We fill that sucker up, push it in, come motherfucking boom. 689 00:57:24,410 --> 00:57:27,610 Okay, and to get it there, we, uh... We run it. 690 00:57:29,470 --> 00:57:30,510 You mean I run it. 691 00:57:31,430 --> 00:57:32,430 You good with that? 692 00:57:35,890 --> 00:57:37,010 We've got movement. 693 00:57:37,770 --> 00:57:41,990 Shit. What is it? What do you see? Uh, I don't know. A bird? 694 00:57:42,570 --> 00:57:43,650 Maybe a bat? 695 00:57:59,950 --> 00:58:01,270 I've only heard about them in legends. 696 00:58:02,490 --> 00:58:03,490 Kamikaze bats. 697 00:58:09,150 --> 00:58:10,750 Time to put the plan into action. 698 00:58:10,970 --> 00:58:12,530 Annette, start filling that thing up. 699 00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:15,890 Jenny, find a gun and start shooting down as many of those little fuckers as 700 00:58:15,890 --> 00:58:16,890 can before they get here. 701 00:58:17,710 --> 00:58:18,710 Lucas! 702 00:58:19,170 --> 00:58:20,170 Limber up. 703 00:58:22,590 --> 00:58:23,590 Wait! 704 00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:26,870 McScruffy! 705 00:58:29,070 --> 00:58:30,530 You're gonna need some extra cover. 706 00:58:36,530 --> 00:58:37,590 I'm coming with you. 707 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:03,920 You good, Scruff? 708 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,240 Bang! 709 00:59:06,820 --> 00:59:07,820 Good enough. 710 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,700 Lucas, you just focus on running, and Scruffy will be your cover. 711 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,040 Jenny, you sharpshoot from here. And Jerry, you stay put. 712 00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:15,660 No need to be a dick. 713 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:16,880 Gotcha, bitch. 714 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:18,600 Okay. 715 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,440 Let's do this. 716 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,080 Wait! 717 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,540 I just want to say... Jenny, we don't have time for this right now! I'm glad 718 00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:26,299 moved here. 719 00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:27,300 I love you. 720 00:59:27,820 --> 00:59:28,820 I love you, too. 721 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:29,960 Bang! 722 00:59:30,380 --> 00:59:31,480 Don't you worry, Scruff. 723 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:33,029 We will. 724 00:59:33,030 --> 00:59:34,270 Lucas, hurry! 725 00:59:34,730 --> 00:59:36,010 Oh, shit. Right. 726 00:59:37,230 --> 00:59:38,310 Let's do this. 727 01:00:45,230 --> 01:00:47,170 To the left. Right. Save. 728 01:00:48,330 --> 01:00:51,650 To check your bad attitude. 729 01:00:54,770 --> 01:00:57,230 Make Scruffy the moonshine. 730 01:00:58,910 --> 01:01:00,190 This isn't working. 731 01:01:01,470 --> 01:01:02,910 There's so many of them. 732 01:01:03,670 --> 01:01:06,130 Kenny, we've got a problem. 733 01:01:06,710 --> 01:01:08,270 Yeah, no shit, we have a problem. 734 01:01:08,550 --> 01:01:09,850 No, I mean... 735 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,820 We've only got one option then. 736 01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:45,020 You've had that on the whole time? 737 01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:46,940 That's so dangerous. 738 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,200 Get me to the portal. 739 01:02:13,610 --> 01:02:14,610 Back in here. 740 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,080 Don't like this. 741 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,120 I don't do scary shit 742 01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:54,000 off you you don't no no no there's gotta be a theme or something there's no time 743 01:05:54,000 --> 01:06:00,480 no no i can cut it off this is your hoa now 744 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,920 make a double 745 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:08,540 like what 746 01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:50,720 I'll cover you, run! 747 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:53,060 No, Extrapia, I can't... I'm already dead! 748 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:54,279 Now go! 749 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:55,460 What are you doing? Go! 750 01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:04,720 Make us proud, Mixed Double. 751 01:07:06,540 --> 01:07:10,540 Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! 752 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:11,860 Holy shit! 753 01:08:06,190 --> 01:08:10,090 I guess you could say... I went out with her. 754 01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:31,319 Oh, my God. 755 01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,500 That was so scary. 756 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,240 Jerry! 757 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:52,560 You're alive! 758 01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:53,700 Where am I? 759 01:09:53,779 --> 01:09:55,740 Where was I? I was surrounded by flame! 760 01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:58,440 You're okay. You're okay. Breathe. Breathe. 761 01:09:58,700 --> 01:09:59,700 You're in. 762 01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:03,260 The clubhouse. Oh, thank God. It smells horrible. 763 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,940 That man touched me with a stick. 764 01:10:29,390 --> 01:10:30,950 Maybe just a midge that way? 765 01:10:31,910 --> 01:10:32,910 Yeah. 766 01:10:35,870 --> 01:10:37,390 Greetings. Settling in okay? 767 01:10:38,390 --> 01:10:39,630 I'm a mover. Well, 768 01:10:40,730 --> 01:10:42,850 I just wanted to invite you to a party at the clubhouse tonight. 769 01:10:43,130 --> 01:10:45,830 It's a little annual thing we do here. Put on by the HOA. 770 01:10:46,070 --> 01:10:47,070 Party? 771 01:10:47,870 --> 01:10:48,688 Hell yeah. 772 01:10:48,690 --> 01:10:50,390 Fantastic. I'll see you at seven. 773 01:10:50,690 --> 01:10:51,690 Sharp. 774 01:10:53,530 --> 01:10:55,730 Oh, McScruffy, you're drooling. 775 01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:01,740 Shall we head to the port? Let's do it. And, hey, they're lucky it's actually 776 01:11:01,740 --> 01:11:04,840 just a party this year. And a wife mixed double might have to make an 777 01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:09,080 appearance. I still don't believe he actually called you that. No, he 778 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,280 did. It just grows in blonde. 779 01:11:11,980 --> 01:11:15,260 What do you think of this lawn? Should we send a letter? I'm thinking the same 780 01:11:15,260 --> 01:11:16,740 thing. They've been here, what, a week already? 781 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:18,400 The nerve. 782 01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:19,820 Now, boys, be nice. 783 01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:22,940 Oh, there's the dick stack from baby. 784 01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:24,600 Yeah, not painted, dude. 785 01:12:34,860 --> 01:12:35,960 What's Leslie doing? 786 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,440 Drugs. 787 01:12:38,820 --> 01:12:40,280 She's doing drugs. 788 01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:51,180 I still don't believe he actually has drugs. 789 01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:53,800 All 790 01:12:53,800 --> 01:13:01,620 right, 791 01:13:01,660 --> 01:13:02,660 everyone, gather round. 792 01:13:17,450 --> 01:13:18,830 I was trying to hold my breath. 793 01:13:19,870 --> 01:13:20,870 Bang! 794 01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:43,250 Let's call it a day. 795 01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:46,390 I'm 65 miles away. 796 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:51,840 Now it's the things of what I'm gonna say. 797 01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:57,400 Hello. So here I am. 798 01:13:57,740 --> 01:14:02,200 I've been missing you. So what I can't. To forget. 799 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:03,600 Weeping on your