1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,189 Previously on Nip / Tuck... 2 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,748 You turned an innocent encounter I had with an old friend 3 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,671 into a lurid, sexual tryst. 4 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:07,954 I know what I saw. 5 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:11,271 We should just hop into the empty bed right here. 6 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,679 Before he wakes up. 7 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:17,276 Barring anything unforeseen, I think that we'd love to have you working with us. 8 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,194 I just got off the phone with Monica Wilder. 9 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,474 She's passing on the job. 10 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,233 Most couples have a hard time with a male nurse. 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,069 We've got to talk. 12 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,195 I think you pretty much made your point 13 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,395 when I was late for Conor's birth. 14 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:46,438 I'm a shallow, insensitive dickwad, and a disappointment as a friend. 15 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,670 -Christian... -And you're probably right. 16 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:52,548 But this is called the break room. As in, I need one. 17 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,355 I want to apologize for being a self-righteous hypocrite. 18 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,350 You were right about the night nurse. 19 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:11,076 I screwed her and I gave her a gratis nose job so she wouldn't say anything to Julia. 20 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,714 After Megan, I swore I'd never cheat again. 21 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,438 And now I've done just that with someone I don't even like. 22 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,837 Don't be so hard on yourself. 23 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,559 Julia's been closed for repairs lately, right? 24 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,393 It was a one time thing, cut yourself some slack. 25 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,399 -Just don't do it again. -I want to do it again. 26 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,634 Badly. 27 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,316 -What's her name? -Monica. 28 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:45,469 Monica. 29 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,790 Gone. The little slut's history. Easy as popping a zit, huh? 30 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,237 The thing is, Sean, some men can't handle temptation. 31 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,873 And some men can. 32 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:13,433 -You know, it's just how I pictured it. -I assume that's a compliment. 33 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:21,477 Before I forget, I have a table at the Philharmonic fundraiser on Saturday. 34 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,754 -Burt's not feeling up to it so... -Well, maybe you should try prune juice. 35 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,308 ...I thought you might want to go with me. 36 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,231 I'll have my tux pressed. 37 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,354 Two settings? 38 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,352 I was under the impression Sean would be joining us. 39 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,988 Wasn't this supposed to be our bury-the-hatchet dinner? 40 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,799 He sends his regrets. Diaper rash or something. 41 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,354 Try some beluga. 42 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,637 Nice and buttery, not too salty. 43 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,952 You know, I don't think I ever told you. 44 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,519 I went to medical school. 45 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:23,279 I wanted to specialize in reconstructive surgery. 46 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,198 But you never finished? 47 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,832 In my second year, my mother was diagnosed with lymphoma 48 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,151 and I had to go back and help with the family. 49 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,798 But I have no regrets. 50 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,074 I'm not exactly the surgeon I dreamt of becoming, 51 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:44,517 but I do own one of the top 10 plastic surgery practices in Miami. 52 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,874 I have big dreams for this business. 53 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,517 -Let's make the most of this association. -Let's. 54 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,631 What are you doing, Christian? 55 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,270 I think Oscar Wilde said it best. 56 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:12,596 To get rid of temptation, you need to give in to it. 57 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,712 Just so you know, sweetie-pie, I'm not into SandM. 58 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,109 And I'm not into you. 59 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,671 Who do you think you're kidding? 60 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,951 You and I both know you spent hours deliberating 61 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:34,192 which dress in your closet best displayed that world-class cleavage of yours. 62 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,798 Since you love being a businesswoman so much, Michelle, 63 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,791 let me give you the bottom line. 64 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:47,316 You either get real with me and give in to what we're both feeling, 65 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,516 or sell me my business back. 66 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:53,878 Although my nurses might enjoy it, I don't like doing surgery with a hard-on. 67 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,035 If you're uncomfortable with the way I dress, 68 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,918 or in fact anything at all about me, Christian, 69 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,798 then you're the one who should consider leaving. 70 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:09,197 'Cause me and my world-class cleavage ain't going nowhere. 71 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,955 It's the baby's position that's wrong. 72 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:18,308 Let's try the football position. Just put him... All right. 73 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,118 All right, just right under you there. Excellent. 74 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:23,789 Like that? 75 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,231 All right, sweetie, come on. 76 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,275 Come on. 77 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,071 I feel like I'm running for a touchdown. 78 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,230 Try to keep an open mind, honey. 79 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,070 Okay, on to plan B. 80 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,118 -Any beer in the fridge, Dr. McNamara? -Beer? 81 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,998 Beer can be helpful with lactation promotion. 82 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,275 It relaxes the mommy so the milk can flow. 83 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:51,035 You know what, Mrs. Gunther? I don't feel like a beer. 84 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:56,674 I think we'll take it from here. So, thank you for your time. 85 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,039 If you continue to deny him the breast, he will lose interest... 86 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:04,750 You know what? I have nursed two babies and I don't need these irritating clich�s. 87 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,474 I'm just going to pump my milk and take a nap. 88 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,632 I wish you the best. 89 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,876 Thank you, Mrs. Gunther. 90 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,869 We need to think about his surgeries, honey. 91 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,279 His first one's in three months 92 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,271 and breastfeeding helps him gain the weight he needs 93 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,191 so his immune system will be strong. 94 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,716 The skin-on-skin contact also makes him secure so he can handle the stress. 95 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,917 Yeah, but what about my stress, Sean? 96 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,110 You know, the milk won't flow. You know, I've tried everything. 97 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,839 I know you judge me, and you think I'm a bad mother... 98 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:48,277 I'm not judging you, Julia. I'm just worried about Conor. 99 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,829 I think I have postpartum depression. 100 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,876 Maybe I should be on medication. 101 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,637 I kept telling the doctor in the ER, 102 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,154 it has got to look like nothing happened. 103 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,313 Finally, he just said to me, "Lady, if you're that worried about it, 104 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,470 "you need to see a plastic surgeon." 105 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,829 Do you mind? 106 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,515 Are you in pain, Mrs. Noble? This looks quite brutal. 107 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:35,275 Oh, no, they gave me shots in the ER, right here, where it happened. 108 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,477 -Your dog did this to you? -His name is Rojo. 109 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,039 He's a pit bull mix. 110 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:44,316 But truly, it wasn't his fault, he is an angel. 111 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:48,593 -An angel who left you without a nipple. -Well, he didn't mean to attack me. 112 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,910 We were minding our own business in the dog park 113 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,276 when this psycho chow just attacked him. 114 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,113 How did your nipple find its way into a dogfight? 115 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,110 I was trying to separate them. 116 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:06,230 I was wearing a little tank t-shirt, and his teeth just landed here. 117 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,273 You know, I... It ripped right through the fabric. 118 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:15,877 I never should have tried to stop things. I know that I used bad judgment. 119 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:21,909 The good news is you used excellent judgment in coming to us. 120 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:25,711 We can give you subcutaneous sutures and you won't ever see the stitches... 121 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,314 But I need it to look like it never happened. 122 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:30,949 Okay. 123 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,071 My husband, Mark, is coming back from Iraq in a week. 124 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,599 And he'll have the dog put down if he finds out. 125 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,433 See, he already thinks that Rojo's a problem dog. 126 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,993 Mark's away a lot and Rojo is my protector. 127 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,676 He makes me feel safe. 128 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,672 I would lose my mind if anything happened to him. 129 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,190 I mean, he was just doing his job. 130 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,957 I didn't see any papers of resignation on my desk. 131 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,356 So I'll assume we're back on track? 132 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,469 Your chocolate cupcakes are looking very tasty this morning, Michelle. 133 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,434 I get it. 134 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:27,877 If a straight man mentions sex, it's not sexual harassment, it's foreplay. 135 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,392 By the way, Burt's feeling better. 136 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:36,438 He's determined to take me to the fundraiser tonight. 137 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,154 Sorry, but I'll have to rescind my invitation. 138 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,836 I know how you feel, Christian. 139 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,992 I've had some extremely hot dreams about her myself. 140 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,475 Who? 141 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,956 Our lady of the low-cut camisole and vanilla-grapefruit musk. 142 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,953 You know, there's a price to be paid for living in a fog of oblivion, Liz. 143 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,109 Look at this poor lady. 144 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,590 She thought her doggie was a pussycat and she lost her nipple. 145 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,911 What makes you think you've got a shot with her? 146 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,197 Michelle is the kind of woman who wants to feel like a spider 147 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,589 and I'm a helpless little fly caught in her web. 148 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,836 Do you think you that could teach me to be as full of shit as you are? 149 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,239 I thought lesbians didn't play games. 150 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:32,279 I thought it was all about cuddling and sharing your depilatory cream. 151 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,316 Have you been to a lesbian bar lately? 152 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,233 There is more gaming going on than a Vegas casino. 153 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,118 And the girls, they're younger and they're hotter. 154 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,919 When was the last time you went on a date, Liz? 155 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,988 A real one? Year and a half. 156 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:54,111 Hey, I have my rabbit vibrator. Who needs a real, live girl, right? 157 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,274 Maybe you just need to get yourself a coach. 158 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,070 What are you doing Saturday night? 159 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,708 Morning. 160 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:51,235 Don't you think that's a little inappropriate for a baby's room? 161 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,438 Well, I'm not finished. 162 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,674 When I'm done it will be filled with magic and color. 163 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,639 And if you don't like it, I'll just paint over it. 164 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,836 -But you'll love it. -I hope so. 165 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:12,394 Maybe it's my mood, but lately everything seems to unnerve me. 166 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,196 Yeah, you have seemed a little down lately. 167 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,472 I think I have postpartum. 168 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,438 I told Sean I was considering taking medication. 169 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,951 He's against it, of course. 170 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:33,790 I'm just tired of letting people down. I mean, especially Conor. 171 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,395 He'll be fine on formula, millions of babies take it. 172 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,995 Julia, I've been around a lot of mothers with postpartum. 173 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:46,638 And you don't seem like someone whose hormones are running amok. 174 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,072 Can I make an observation? 175 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:57,830 Well, it just seems to me like you feel responsible for all of it. 176 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,556 For Conor's condition, everything he's gonna have to go through. 177 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:06,551 Who could sit and enjoy the simple act of nursing their baby 178 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,995 with all that weight on their shoulders? 179 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,478 I mean, don't get me wrong, 180 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,876 if you feel like you need to go on medication, you should. 181 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,310 That's fine, but... 182 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,274 But what? 183 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,869 I know this one little trick. I think it might be worth trying. 184 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,950 Shh, sweetie. 185 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,549 -What's that? -A warm washcloth. 186 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,917 I'm just gonna move this. 187 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:01,831 It should relax the milk ducts. Help with the let-down reflex. 188 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,952 What a crying shame. 189 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,349 All these magnificent vaginas wasted on other vaginas. 190 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,874 Focus, Christian. 191 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,520 This is about finding me the vagina of my dreams. 192 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,639 As if anyone here wants to go home with a geriatric butterball. 193 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,350 Tip number one, the self-deprecation's gotta go, okay? 194 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,188 What about her? 195 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:52,070 She's an eight. Eights go home with eights or nines. 196 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,354 I'm a six. 197 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,591 Is she looking at me? She, over there? 198 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,149 She can't be looking at me. She's a 10. 199 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:13,108 No offense, sweetheart, but I think she's looking at me. 200 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,231 Watch and learn, dizzy Lizzy. 201 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,990 Here's something to think about while you're nibbling on that swizzle stick. 202 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,755 I can munch, dive, and go fish better than any girl in this place. 203 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,753 Plus I have in my possession a very lifelike dildo 204 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,956 just in case you start to get kinky. 205 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,514 What do you say? 206 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,840 First of all, I do the munching. 207 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,512 Second of all, you're an asshole. 208 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,194 Goddamn dykes have no sense of humor. 209 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,759 More alcohol's not gonna make your number go up, Lizzy. 210 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,990 This is from your friend over there. 211 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,711 She says she wants to know how soon you can dump the fairy. 212 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,152 You're so beautiful. You're a goddess. 213 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,594 Are you really here or did I dream you up? 214 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,873 You're the dream. 215 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,036 -Hello. -Don't move. 216 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,039 You were shot full of lidocaine 217 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,317 so there shouldn't be any pain before the paramedics arrive. 218 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,913 They're on their way. 219 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,312 What's the matter with me? 220 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,035 Your kidney's been surgically removed. 221 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,591 But don't worry, honey, you only need one to live. 222 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,673 Dr. Davis, telephone, please. Dr. Davis, telephone, please. 223 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,399 How is she? 224 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,677 I'm Dr. McNamara, this is Dr. Troy. Dr. Cruz works for us. 225 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,953 Nice to meet you. Dr. Mira Mukhtar. I'm a nephrologist. 226 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,077 -Please tell me she's gonna be okay. -She's actually in very good shape. 227 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,948 Whoever these organ thieves are, they do a clean, sterile nephrectomy. 228 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,713 Do we have any information on who these people are? 229 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,315 There have been four of these thefts in Miami since Christmas, all similar. 230 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,188 A decoy in a bar, a clean surgery and a polite phone call afterwards. 231 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,431 The investigating officers think an organized ring has moved into the area. 232 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,988 How much does a black market kidney go for? 233 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,116 $200,000, maybe more. 234 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,551 That's if you go through a new breed of broker. 235 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,154 They handle your flights to Shanghai, Brazil, 236 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,118 and a half-dozen other countries where crime flies under the radar. 237 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,156 -Can we see her? -Yeah. 238 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:03,197 Dr. Bell, contact 2479. Dr. Bell, contact 2479. 239 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,629 Hey. 240 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,958 My first pick up in a gay bar. Ow. 241 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,160 You think God's trying to tell me something? 242 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,912 You're gonna be okay, Liz. 243 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:19,516 I'm fine. These meds are fantastic. 244 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,440 What is it about a beautiful woman? 245 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,593 I'm so sorry, Liz. 246 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:41,355 They told me I would be out of commission for four to six weeks. 247 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,389 We'll get someone to cover for you, that's not a problem. 248 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,550 Take all the time you need. 249 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,877 That's not the problem. 250 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,069 I don't have anyone to take care of me. 251 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,952 I don't have anyone. 252 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,552 You're wrong, Liz. You're not alone. 253 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,634 You'll always have us, Lizzy. 254 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,156 We're taking you back to McNamara/Troy as soon as you pass gas. 255 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,557 Don't make me laugh. 256 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,751 Congratulations, darling. You almost look respectable. 257 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,109 Who's this? 258 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,153 This is Analise. 259 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,752 Analise has been working for me, for how long has it been? 260 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,159 Two years. 261 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,837 Analise has been sloppy. 262 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,189 I'm afraid she's compromised a client. 263 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,639 We need to make some changes, don't we, Analise? 264 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,797 -Changes? -Yes. 265 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:01,473 Specifically, a new nose and chin for our girl here. 266 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,077 And it needs to happen today. 267 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,837 I don't owe you this. 268 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,230 I owe you one last payment and then we are finished. 269 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:16,194 I don't think you realize what a boon your new business is, pet. 270 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,033 For all of us. 271 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,232 What's good for me is always the best for you. 272 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,473 You're fine with this? 273 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,111 She says frog, you jump? 274 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,760 James has always taken good care of me. 275 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,998 She knows what's best. 276 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,708 And what am I supposed to say to the doctors? 277 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,076 They'll take one look at her and say she doesn't need anything at all. 278 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,549 They will turn her down, I guarantee it. 279 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,753 Come here, darling. 280 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,471 Let's see if we at least have a case for a chemical peel. 281 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,397 Does that solve your problem? 282 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,358 Put her on the books. Now. 283 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,998 Christian, she's been through a terrible head-on collision, let her... 284 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,150 -Let her have it the way she wants it. -I examined her. 285 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,639 Her features have classical proportions. 286 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,359 Why would somebody who looks like a supermodel want to change her face? 287 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,670 Our job is not to judge, Christian. 288 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:41,231 I have the patient's request in writing. Aquiline nose and enhanced chin. 289 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,955 Fine. 290 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,638 How long are the procedures? 291 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,836 Do you have time to do them both by yourself? 292 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:55,071 -I might need some help. -I'll pull Sean. 293 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,832 He's in a consult. 294 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,710 I'd like you to help me, Dr. Landau. 295 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,275 Linda, did I tell you that Michelle went to medical school? 296 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,154 Scrub up, doc. 297 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,996 You know, if somebody offered me my dream, I'd just say yes. 298 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:34,476 Would you like to make the first cut, doctor? I'll be right behind you. 299 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,115 15-blade. 300 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,679 15-blade. 301 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,276 A month's severance. I think that's perfectly fair. 302 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,508 More than fair. 303 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,793 But I'm also entitled to a reasonable explanation. 304 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,791 You crossed the line, Marlowe. 305 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,272 You fondled my wife's breast. 306 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,875 It was right in front of you and you couldn't resist touching it. 307 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,191 I said reasonable explanation. 308 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,469 I was trying to help her milk let down. 309 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,758 Listen, I get it. 310 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,833 You're working around vulnerable women in a state of semi-undress, 311 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,558 it's got to be tempting. 312 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,276 Especially when you might have some frustrations in that area. 313 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,558 Meaning that I have problems attracting women, 314 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,710 therefore in my sex-starved state 315 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,758 I couldn't help but cop a feel of your wife's breast. 316 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,599 Too bad, I liked this job. 317 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,796 And strangely enough, I thought you and I were on the same page. 318 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,359 About what? 319 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,876 About keeping Julia off of antidepressants so she can nurse Conor. 320 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,552 He needs that from her. 321 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,757 But you know what? He's not my kid, he's yours. 322 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,877 And about me and the ladies? 323 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,229 Between Gilda, she's a dancer with the Miami Ballet, 324 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,230 and Rosie, a buyer for Saks, I get more... 325 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,479 -Send Julia my regrets. -Wait a minute. 326 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,553 So in your opinion, what are the chances we can keep her off the medication? 327 00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,752 Personally, I think the pills are just an excuse not to breast-feed. 328 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,988 When she nurses, his little hands on her skin make her anxious. 329 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,718 I've seen it firsthand. 330 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,758 So, what's your solution if you don't mind my asking? 331 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,153 She needs the space to express herself. 332 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,314 Encouragement, not absolutes. 333 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,994 Anything more and you're gonna have to pay me. 334 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,472 Hi. Is this a bad time? 335 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,031 It's all clear up there, Monica. 336 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,756 I'm not sure why you're having trouble breathing. 337 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,229 -It isn't swollen? -Nope. 338 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:56,233 Would you hate me if I told you I wasn't really having trouble breathing? 339 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,914 What I'm having trouble with is getting you out of my mind. 340 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:11,519 -How you touched me... -Monica, I'm not gonna be with you again. 341 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,839 I'm married. We both made a mistake. 342 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,397 People say that eyes are the windows to a person's soul. 343 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,239 I say it's the hands. 344 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:29,355 I love your hands. They're so sensitive and confident. 345 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,719 Come see me tonight. 346 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,674 You know where I live, you dropped me off. 347 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,275 You need to forget about me, Monica. 348 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:47,430 I can't. I tried, I can't. 349 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,918 I'll be at home tonight. 350 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,310 Thinking of your hands on me. 351 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,631 When will I get my sensation back? 352 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,280 It should come back over the next few months. 353 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,955 Mark. 354 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,029 Hello, Shari. 355 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,719 -What are you... I thought... -You thought what? 356 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,473 Excuse me, but we're in the middle of an exam. 357 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,232 You'll have to take a seat in the waiting room. 358 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,675 Well, you said you weren't coming back until the 30th. 359 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:49,629 So you booked a little plastic surgery to make yourself look all pretty for me? 360 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,275 -How'd you know? -You weren't home. 361 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,310 -I called your sister. -I'm sorry I didn't clean the house. 362 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,674 Guess what I saw? 363 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,036 Sir, the homecoming's gonna have to wait until your wife is discharged. 364 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,715 Did Rojo poop inside? I asked my sister to walk him. 365 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:10,828 I saw an open peanut butter jar by the goddamn bed, Shari. 366 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,118 I thought we agreed this wasn't gonna happen again. 367 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,839 I told you I didn't clean up, I didn't know that you were coming back. 368 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,789 So now you just keep it there by the bed? Case the spirit moves you? 369 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,271 How often? Every night? 370 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,271 Sergeant, if your wife's peanut butter addiction is a problem, 371 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,793 you'll have to deal with this at home. 372 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,632 I'll be done in 60 seconds. 373 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,273 You know, on our very first date, Shari, 374 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,078 as you sat there, chattering away, 375 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:59,555 my mind ran through all the things about you that could become a problem for me. 376 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,040 As you know, I like to anticipate. 377 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,237 You know what you failed to anticipate, Mark? 378 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,432 How lonely I would get with you gone for months at a time! 379 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,114 And I also failed to anticipate 380 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,556 that you would turn into a faithless, demented whore 381 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,794 who would use peanut butter to seduce your own dog! 382 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,755 What's in your duffel bag, Mark? What did you do? 383 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,558 What was I supposed to do? 384 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,869 What any man would do to his wife's lover. 385 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,516 Poor dog, never even saw it coming. 386 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,913 Seduced by a weakness for peanut butter and a blind trust in humans. 387 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,474 This way, boys. It's out the back entrance. 388 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:35,072 Liz, I'm so sorry about what happened to you. 389 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,156 If you ever need anything, anything at all, don't hesitate to ask. 390 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,918 Careful, Christian. 391 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,151 Based on recent events, it should be crystal clear 392 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,118 that there's a reason that some fruit is forbidden. 393 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,718 I think you've had enough exercise for today, Lizzy. 394 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,678 Let's get you back to bed. 395 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,752 You're Michelle's friend. 396 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,915 She'll be back in a minute, she just went to take care of some business. 397 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,433 It's not a problem. 398 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,276 -Who's that? -She's the one. 399 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:31,518 You know, the one who very obviously was not fondling Michelle in the garage. 400 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,635 -How was your day? -It was good. It was better, in fact. 401 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,193 I'm glad to hear that. 402 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,314 It's growing on me, what do you think? 403 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,234 Not sure yet. 404 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,834 -Want a beer? -Sure. 405 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,599 Oh, my God, I'm so glad you came. 406 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,188 Come in. 407 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,319 I could use a drink. 408 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,319 I've got the ticket. 409 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,991 Actually, I'd prefer a Scotch. 410 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,515 They're hash brownies. I made them this afternoon. 411 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,199 There's nothing better than making love stoned. 412 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,078 Take off your tie, Doc. 413 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,154 Take your tie off, pussy. 414 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:30,277 I mean, you can't take her ass with your tie on, right? 415 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,598 This is some good shit. 416 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,273 What are you doing here? 417 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,432 Hell was full, so I came up to chaperone your ass. 418 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,669 You know how much I love a party, Sean. 419 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,395 What do you want? 420 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,598 No, my friend, I believe the question is what do you want? 421 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,268 I believe you want this. So take off your pants and be a man. 422 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,836 I think that's what I would do. 423 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,271 Won't turn out well, my love. 424 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,715 Megan? Oh, God. 425 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,870 Sometimes I miss you so much. 426 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,871 I'm always with you, Sean. 427 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,873 Hey, Sean, screw this cancer bitch, she's a dead lady. 428 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,029 You got a live one here all ready to go. 429 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,230 -She's not what you want. -I don't know what I want anymore. 430 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,076 Here's what you want. It's called Daddy's Little Helper. 431 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,232 From the tree of knowledge. Knowledge is power, Sean. 432 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,029 And power is taking that bitch's ass. 433 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,715 Come on. That's right, that's my boy. 434 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,234 You can do it. Come on. Come on, bite it. 435 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,916 You're just afraid. Go home. 436 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,751 They all need you now. 437 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,796 I can't keep being everything to everybody. 438 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,438 I can't take the pressure anymore. 439 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,796 Then bust a hard nut, Sean, and relieve the pressure, man. 440 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,629 I don't want this. I'm not you. 441 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,395 Sean, yes, you are. 442 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,432 Is this what you want? Is this who you want to be? 443 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,993 Sean, your baby's a freak. Make her pay for what she did to you. 444 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,789 Make God pay for giving you a baby with lobster hands. 445 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,279 I love my baby. 446 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,278 I love him no matter what. 447 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,797 Do you still love me, Sean? Or do you blame me for Conor? 448 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,953 Is that why you're doing this? To make me pay? To hurt me? 449 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,678 I don't wanna hurt you. 450 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,119 I love you. 451 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:11,037 I love you too, Sean. 452 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,189 No. 453 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:24,155 You're lovely, and I want you, but no. 454 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,071 I'm gonna go home now. 455 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,908 -Hello, sweetheart. -Hello, darling. 456 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,998 Look who stopped by to check your old man's balls. 457 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,599 I guess you told him I wasn't feeling well, huh? 458 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,669 Is everything okay? 459 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,593 Just a small hematoma from the surgery. Nothing to worry about. 460 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,797 What's up, honey? You look like you had a long day. 461 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,953 -It's... It's been a hard one. -Wasn't it? 462 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,270 We had an emergency facial reconstruction. 463 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,554 Bad car crash. 464 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,675 Actually, the patient, I believe, was a friend of your wife's. 465 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,193 You know, the very stylish-looking woman 466 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,158 that Liz met in the parking garage a few weeks ago. 467 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,518 Maybe you just missed her. 468 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,110 Like I said, it's been a long day. 469 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,948 I'm going to take a shower. 470 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,191 Thanks for stopping by, Christian. I'll see you tomorrow. 471 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,638 Actually, Michelle, I'll be keeping you company all night. 472 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,836 Burt's asked me to stay for dinner. 473 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,230 Who's the mystery woman, Michelle? 474 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,039 Is she your lover? 475 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,956 Liz is a lonely woman with a vivid imagination. 476 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,358 I'll see you at dinner. 477 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,239 Where, just so you know, I plan on telling your husband, my other boss, 478 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,388 that I went through the records today 479 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,552 and realized we operated on a person that didn't even exist. 480 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,710 A phantom patient, unbilled. 481 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,831 Burt would find that fascinating, don't you think? 482 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,673 Christian, I'm not having an affair with her. 483 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,748 -Leave it alone. -You talk or I will. 484 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,079 Lock the door. 485 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:58,072 Her name is James. She runs a modeling agency. 486 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,116 And I'm indebted to her. 487 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,270 So indebted you agreed to work on her little prot�g�e for free? 488 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,270 And you let her squeeze your tits. 489 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,352 So, what's real, Michelle? 490 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,715 Is it all lies? Did you go to medical school? 491 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,429 Yes, I did. And James paid for it. 492 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,954 In exchange for what? A modeling contract? 493 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,151 -In a way. -Give me a straight answer, God damn it! 494 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,117 I was an escort. 495 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,314 I did it for a year and a half. 496 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,197 And then I couldn't take it anymore 497 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,431 so I quit medical school and then I quit working for her. 498 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,758 So when did you meet Burt? 499 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,598 Before or after you quit sucking dick for lunch money? 500 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,715 After. 501 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,711 And you saw your out and you married him. 502 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,231 But now James wants a piece of the action. I get it. 503 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,719 I thought I'd made my final payment, 504 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,349 but now she won't let me go, or let me forget where I came from. 505 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,599 She's a psychopath. 506 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,830 So you have a fatal attraction for the good life. 507 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,273 Just like you do. 508 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:06,596 Please, please, don't tell Burt. 509 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,673 He doesn't deserve to be hurt. He loves me. 510 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,791 I won't tell him your secret, if you don't tell him mine. 511 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,313 What's your secret? 512 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,114 That I made love to his wife before dinner. 513 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,350 Should I be flattered, or worried? 514 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,919 It's beautiful. 515 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,797 It's just perfect. 516 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,717 Can you feed him, please? I am so tired. 517 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,677 -Julia... -Please. 518 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,748 I can't. 519 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,076 That's an interesting word you used to describe my work. 520 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,828 Perfect. 521 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,595 You don't say it out loud, 522 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,831 but sometimes you must think to yourself that Conor is so imperfect. 523 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,309 It's not something I like to talk about. 524 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,230 You have a deformed child, Julia. 525 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,310 It's not gonna go away just because you don't say it out loud. 526 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,753 Come on, sweetie. 527 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:55,230 I just can't help thinking you can't feel all the loving, tender things 528 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,709 without feeling the painful things, too. 529 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,110 You can't have one without the other. 530 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,196 My mother told me once that she wished she had aborted me. 531 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,350 Naturally, I was a pretty angry kid. 532 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,119 Not unlike your son. 533 00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,117 We were at an abortion clinic, Sean and I. 534 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,118 Conor was a mistake. 535 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:43,359 We were separated at the time and I guess we just got lonely. 536 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,278 I never knew what happened, but you know, 537 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,750 we were sitting there and then we just got up and left. 538 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,233 We never said it to each other, 539 00:45:55,320 --> 00:46:02,271 but we knew that this baby was our last hope of making it together. 540 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,437 God forgive me, I should have gone through with it. 541 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,193 I wish I had. 542 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,515 You know, Sean can't handle it, either. 543 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:24,438 You know, he acts like he can, but he feels the same way I do. I know it. 544 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,116 We blew it with our normal, healthy child, 545 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,033 what hope do we have of doing right by this one? 546 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,518 Hey. 547 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:48,919 What did you do, put some kind of magic spell on us? 548 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,632 I didn't do anything. 549 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,918 -Hi. -Hey. 550 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,159 Can you believe it? 551 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,712 You do realize you're not supposed to nurse if you're taking anti-depressants. 552 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,312 I filled the prescription, but I didn't take it yet. 553 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,598 The mural's beautiful. 554 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,549 A perfect world, before the fall.