1 00:00:21,464 --> 00:00:22,984 Why are we here again? 2 00:00:22,984 --> 00:00:25,184 Mr. Ackerman needs home care. 3 00:00:25,184 --> 00:00:27,544 Well, why doesn't he get a doctor in Manhattan? 4 00:00:27,544 --> 00:00:29,664 For some reason, he likes you. 5 00:00:29,664 --> 00:00:31,425 Yeah, well, he better be damn sick. 6 00:00:31,425 --> 00:00:33,305 Excuse me, ma'am. I wonder if you could... 7 00:00:33,305 --> 00:00:34,545 Oh, absolutely. 8 00:00:34,545 --> 00:00:37,505 Hey, you know, what does she look like, a walking ATM? 9 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:38,705 You know, don't give him a dime. 10 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,225 John, it's okay. No, it's not. 11 00:00:40,225 --> 00:00:42,345 Hey, you know, you want money? Look in the newspaper. 12 00:00:42,345 --> 00:00:44,025 Here, let me show you something. Look at that. 13 00:00:44,025 --> 00:00:46,065 That's the Classifieds. You know what that is? 14 00:00:46,065 --> 00:00:48,145 That's where people go when they're looking for a job. 15 00:00:48,145 --> 00:00:49,785 You remember what a job is? 16 00:00:49,785 --> 00:00:51,266 You know, that's where you work all day. 17 00:00:51,266 --> 00:00:54,106 At the end of the week, they give you money. 18 00:00:54,106 --> 00:00:55,626 You know, ma'am, all I wanted to know 19 00:00:55,626 --> 00:00:58,266 was if you knew directions to the St. Ann's Shelter. 20 00:00:58,266 --> 00:00:59,266 I've gotta get cleaned up. 21 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:01,386 I've got a job interview later today. 22 00:01:01,386 --> 00:01:03,506 You were saying? 23 00:01:04,906 --> 00:01:06,506 Three blocks up on the right. 24 00:01:06,506 --> 00:01:07,826 You can't miss it. 25 00:01:07,826 --> 00:01:08,786 Thank you, ma'am. 26 00:01:08,786 --> 00:01:10,107 And as for you, 27 00:01:10,107 --> 00:01:12,907 with a coat like that, I should be giving you a buck. 28 00:01:14,547 --> 00:01:16,227 Boy, does he smell. 29 00:01:16,227 --> 00:01:17,787 I heard that! 30 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:23,547 If he hadn't done it, I might have. 31 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,548 Good morning. You're late. 32 00:01:37,548 --> 00:01:40,148 And you're blond. 33 00:01:40,148 --> 00:01:42,228 I wasn't sure if you'd notice. Do you like it? 34 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:43,908 Well, it's, uh... 35 00:01:43,908 --> 00:01:45,988 No. 36 00:01:45,988 --> 00:01:48,188 Did you do that yourself? 37 00:01:48,188 --> 00:01:51,669 Of course not. This is a very complicated process. 38 00:01:51,669 --> 00:01:54,789 I had it done at a stand on the side of the expressway. 39 00:01:54,789 --> 00:01:56,949 Five dollars for sunglasses, 40 00:01:56,949 --> 00:02:00,269 hair coloring or a pound of crabmeat. 41 00:02:00,269 --> 00:02:01,629 You're kidding me? 42 00:02:01,629 --> 00:02:03,669 Five dollars for a pound of crabmeat? 43 00:02:03,669 --> 00:02:06,309 Hi, I'm your new delivery man, Arnoldo. 44 00:02:06,309 --> 00:02:08,670 Uh, the cooler is down the hall, to the left. 45 00:02:10,390 --> 00:02:13,430 Oh, my God. 46 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:15,110 Margaret, you have to do something. 47 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:16,310 What? Just... 48 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:20,590 Oh, John, don't tell me you still have that weird thing. 49 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:23,190 Yeah, when are you gonna have that thing removed? 50 00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:24,550 Have what removed? 51 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:26,710 Oh, then never mind. 52 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:27,671 This is not a joke. 53 00:02:27,671 --> 00:02:29,111 Every time I see one of those guys, 54 00:02:29,111 --> 00:02:30,631 something terrible happens. 55 00:02:30,631 --> 00:02:31,991 Something terrible happens whenever you see 56 00:02:31,991 --> 00:02:33,751 a water-delivery guy? 57 00:02:33,751 --> 00:02:36,911 No, whenever I see one of those little-people persons. 58 00:02:36,911 --> 00:02:38,551 Oh, John, please. Don't argue with me. 59 00:02:38,551 --> 00:02:42,151 Just call the company and get us a new guy, please. 60 00:02:42,151 --> 00:02:45,991 Do you honestly expect me to ask them to replace that nice man 61 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:48,312 just because you think that little people 62 00:02:48,312 --> 00:02:50,152 make bad things happen? 63 00:02:50,152 --> 00:02:51,832 I don't see the problem. 64 00:02:51,832 --> 00:02:55,112 Look, I'm not saying he's not a perfectly nice guy... 65 00:02:55,112 --> 00:02:56,072 Have a nice day, folks. 66 00:02:56,072 --> 00:02:57,752 You too. 67 00:02:57,752 --> 00:03:01,792 I'm just saying he's a harbinger of doom. 68 00:03:07,753 --> 00:03:08,953 Hey, Vinny. Hey. 69 00:03:08,953 --> 00:03:09,993 How you doing? 70 00:03:09,993 --> 00:03:10,913 I'm good. Good. 71 00:03:10,913 --> 00:03:12,233 That's not what it says here. 72 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,473 Your cholesterol has broken 300. 73 00:03:14,473 --> 00:03:16,913 Wow, you were wise not to sell at 268. 74 00:03:16,913 --> 00:03:18,313 Here we go. 75 00:03:18,313 --> 00:03:19,953 Yeah, that's right. Let's do the dance. 76 00:03:19,953 --> 00:03:22,553 Have you quit smoking? Changed your diet? 77 00:03:22,553 --> 00:03:25,234 Started exercising, reduced your stress? 78 00:03:25,234 --> 00:03:27,034 I bought one of those vibrating armchairs. 79 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:28,794 Oh, good. Good, good, good. Yeah. 80 00:03:28,794 --> 00:03:31,834 Well, now, pick it up and go for a walk, you moron. 81 00:03:33,114 --> 00:03:34,074 What am I gonna do? 82 00:03:34,074 --> 00:03:35,834 I love eating, I love smoking 83 00:03:35,834 --> 00:03:37,354 and I hate exercise. 84 00:03:37,354 --> 00:03:39,994 I've tried to get in shape. It's just too damn hard. 85 00:03:39,994 --> 00:03:40,914 It's not that hard, you know. 86 00:03:40,914 --> 00:03:42,594 Have some self-control, will you? 87 00:03:42,594 --> 00:03:44,555 You smoke. I do not. 88 00:03:44,555 --> 00:03:45,715 I've seen you. 89 00:03:45,715 --> 00:03:49,155 Yeah, we're not talking about me, are we? 90 00:03:49,155 --> 00:03:50,235 All right, do you exercise? 91 00:03:50,235 --> 00:03:52,395 Yes. Yes, I do. I exercise. 92 00:03:52,395 --> 00:03:53,755 What do you do? 93 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:58,475 I... I run and I swim and I skip. 94 00:04:00,075 --> 00:04:01,315 You skip? Yeah. 95 00:04:01,315 --> 00:04:03,676 I skip. It's the latest thing. 96 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:05,596 Fine. You know what, I'll make you a deal. 97 00:04:05,596 --> 00:04:07,436 Next time you go to the gym, take me with you. 98 00:04:07,436 --> 00:04:08,836 You can show me what to do. 99 00:04:08,836 --> 00:04:11,556 Couldn't you go by yourself? 100 00:04:11,556 --> 00:04:13,876 I tried, but it's like there's something 101 00:04:13,876 --> 00:04:16,196 that stops me from going inside. 102 00:04:16,196 --> 00:04:19,276 Would it help if they buttered the door? 103 00:04:24,157 --> 00:04:25,997 If it's the only way I'm gonna get you into a gym, 104 00:04:25,997 --> 00:04:27,197 you can come with me. 105 00:04:27,197 --> 00:04:30,157 You know, he's out of shape, and I have to suffer. 106 00:04:32,117 --> 00:04:34,117 Margaret, you know that stereotype 107 00:04:34,117 --> 00:04:36,077 about blonds being easy? 108 00:04:36,077 --> 00:04:38,157 Yes? 109 00:04:38,157 --> 00:04:39,597 All of a sudden, the guy at the doughnut shop 110 00:04:39,597 --> 00:04:40,997 was totally hitting on me. 111 00:04:40,997 --> 00:04:43,958 It's like now that I'm blond, he assumes I'm easy. 112 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:48,638 "Sex toy"? 113 00:04:48,638 --> 00:04:51,678 That's what the guy in the doughnut shop called me. 114 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:55,638 Don't worry, Vinny, we'll get you in shape. 115 00:04:55,638 --> 00:04:57,758 Hey, uh, thanks a lot, Dr. Becker. 116 00:04:57,758 --> 00:04:59,158 I really appreciate it. 117 00:04:59,158 --> 00:05:02,159 No problem. I belong to a great gym. 118 00:05:02,159 --> 00:05:05,279 I need to join a gym. 119 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:06,959 You already belong to a gym. 120 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,839 I do? Brick building, 121 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:10,959 two blocks over, smells like sweat? 122 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:13,119 Reggie's diner? 123 00:05:13,119 --> 00:05:15,199 Bronx Fitness. 124 00:05:15,199 --> 00:05:16,399 Oh, right, right, right. 125 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,359 All right, so where's my gym bag? 126 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,159 Next to your guitar and Tae Bo tapes 127 00:05:20,159 --> 00:05:24,000 in the I'm-gonna-change-my-life corner of the storage room. 128 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,760 And you know why they're in the corner? 129 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,080 Because your NordicTrack and pottery wheel 130 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,400 are taking up all the room. 131 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,120 All right, let's stop before someone gets hurt. 132 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,681 Morning, everybody. 133 00:05:40,681 --> 00:05:42,881 Reg, can I have some coffee to go, please? 134 00:05:42,881 --> 00:05:46,001 Hey, Sweating to the Oldies, what's with the outfit? 135 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:47,281 I'm going to the gym. 136 00:05:50,401 --> 00:05:52,241 No, seriously. 137 00:05:52,241 --> 00:05:53,481 No, seriously. 138 00:05:53,481 --> 00:05:55,601 No, seriously. 139 00:05:55,601 --> 00:05:56,841 Why are you so surprised? 140 00:05:56,841 --> 00:05:59,122 Just so happens I used to work out regularly. 141 00:05:59,122 --> 00:06:00,802 Oh, yeah, right. How long has it been now? 142 00:06:00,802 --> 00:06:01,682 I don't know. A few months. 143 00:06:01,682 --> 00:06:03,082 A few months? 144 00:06:03,082 --> 00:06:04,562 Months, years, 1989, whatever. 145 00:06:04,562 --> 00:06:06,362 Ah... 146 00:06:06,362 --> 00:06:08,322 You know, we got a new water-delivery guy 147 00:06:08,322 --> 00:06:09,642 down at the office, 148 00:06:09,642 --> 00:06:11,762 and he's one of those little-people persons, you know? 149 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,882 You know, right after I saw him, 150 00:06:13,882 --> 00:06:16,442 one of my patients tricked me into going down to the gym. 151 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:17,922 Ahem. Becker, you really shouldn't... 152 00:06:17,922 --> 00:06:19,763 Oh, please, what am I supposed to say? 153 00:06:19,763 --> 00:06:21,643 Height impaired, vertically challenged, 154 00:06:21,643 --> 00:06:23,403 abbreviated Americans? 155 00:06:25,163 --> 00:06:26,723 All I know is they're bad luck. 156 00:06:26,723 --> 00:06:29,243 Oh, for crying... 157 00:06:29,243 --> 00:06:31,763 See what I mean? Bad luck. 158 00:06:31,763 --> 00:06:34,363 So you think a monster lives under your bed? 159 00:06:34,363 --> 00:06:37,043 Or that if you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back? 160 00:06:37,043 --> 00:06:38,964 No, listen. You know, 161 00:06:38,964 --> 00:06:41,044 I would expect this kind of bigoted, narrow-minded crap 162 00:06:41,044 --> 00:06:43,524 from some drunk in a bar, but you're a doctor. 163 00:06:43,524 --> 00:06:44,884 You should know better. 164 00:06:44,884 --> 00:06:46,724 Look, don't take this the wrong way. 165 00:06:46,724 --> 00:06:49,804 It's... I don't think that you guys are bad luck. 166 00:06:49,804 --> 00:06:52,004 I'm just saying, whenever I see one of you fellas, 167 00:06:52,004 --> 00:06:55,164 I know bad luck's on its way. 168 00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:58,725 You're going to the gym, right? 169 00:06:58,725 --> 00:07:01,125 Yeah. Can you do a deep knee bend? 170 00:07:01,125 --> 00:07:01,925 Yeah. Good. 171 00:07:01,925 --> 00:07:04,325 Then you can kiss my ass. 172 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:07,485 Well, I gotta go. I got deliveries downtown. 173 00:07:07,485 --> 00:07:08,965 I'm going that way. Could I bum a ride? 174 00:07:08,965 --> 00:07:10,165 Yeah, sure. 175 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,445 Do you believe that guy? 176 00:07:13,445 --> 00:07:15,285 I mean, it's hard enough for people like you and me 177 00:07:15,285 --> 00:07:16,766 as it is, right? 178 00:07:16,766 --> 00:07:19,766 You and me? 179 00:07:19,766 --> 00:07:22,846 Yeah. You're Italian, right? 180 00:07:24,606 --> 00:07:26,766 Oh, yeah, yeah. Italian, right. 181 00:07:30,726 --> 00:07:31,846 John, when you get to the gym, 182 00:07:31,846 --> 00:07:33,246 you ought to see if they have a machine 183 00:07:33,246 --> 00:07:36,567 that'll take your foot out of your mouth. 184 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:38,087 You think because a little person was in here, 185 00:07:38,087 --> 00:07:40,567 a bad thing is gonna happen? That's absurd. 186 00:07:44,967 --> 00:07:46,487 You were saying? 187 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,367 That has nothing to do with Arnoldo. 188 00:07:49,367 --> 00:07:51,607 This whole place is falling apart. 189 00:08:01,888 --> 00:08:04,328 Excuse me, sir. Are you two members? 190 00:08:04,328 --> 00:08:06,928 Oh, yeah, I am. Uh, he's my guest. 191 00:08:06,928 --> 00:08:08,648 I work out here all the time. 192 00:08:08,648 --> 00:08:10,208 Oh, I've never seen you. 193 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:12,448 Well, that's probably because, uh, I come here at night 194 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:13,849 when the other girl is here. 195 00:08:13,849 --> 00:08:15,569 You mean Bruce? 196 00:08:15,569 --> 00:08:17,289 You said you came here all the time. 197 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,289 I do, I do. She's confused. 198 00:08:19,289 --> 00:08:22,729 Um, yeah, this card is handwritten. 199 00:08:22,729 --> 00:08:24,969 We got computers, like, a zillion years ago. 200 00:08:24,969 --> 00:08:27,689 Well, so look it up. 201 00:08:27,689 --> 00:08:30,369 Blonds, huh? 202 00:08:30,369 --> 00:08:33,650 Oh, yeah, here it is. This membership has expired. 203 00:08:34,970 --> 00:08:36,450 Expired? How could it be expired? 204 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:39,130 It's a lifetime membership. 205 00:08:39,130 --> 00:08:41,370 You know, can I talk to someone in charge, please? 206 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:43,530 Well, you could take it up with the gym's previous owners, 207 00:08:43,530 --> 00:08:45,090 but they've also expired. 208 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:47,050 Maybe we should just go. 209 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:48,690 No, no, no. Look, I'm a doctor. 210 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:50,130 I wanna work out with my patient. 211 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,650 Now, what do I need to do? 212 00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:53,011 Well, you could join the gym. 213 00:08:53,011 --> 00:08:54,171 Oh... Look, let's forget it. 214 00:08:54,171 --> 00:08:55,411 Let's go get a pizza. 215 00:08:55,411 --> 00:08:56,771 No, what do you...? 216 00:08:56,771 --> 00:08:58,451 You know, this would be a great gym for you. 217 00:08:58,451 --> 00:09:01,531 We don't discriminate on the basis of age or fitness level. 218 00:09:01,531 --> 00:09:06,251 Oh, thank you very much. You know, I'll join again. 219 00:09:06,251 --> 00:09:09,051 Cool. We offer three months for $69. 220 00:09:09,051 --> 00:09:10,451 Oh. And, uh, 221 00:09:10,451 --> 00:09:12,092 that's $15 extra for the guest pass. 222 00:09:12,092 --> 00:09:14,572 Unless you're a couple, then it's only a dollar extra. 223 00:09:17,532 --> 00:09:19,732 Honey, give her a dollar. 224 00:09:29,812 --> 00:09:32,173 You're 15 minutes late, Mr. Hayward. 225 00:09:32,173 --> 00:09:34,413 We're trying to run a medical office here. 226 00:09:34,413 --> 00:09:35,693 When one person is late, 227 00:09:35,693 --> 00:09:37,213 it puts the doctor behind schedule 228 00:09:37,213 --> 00:09:39,613 and pushes everything back for the rest of the day. 229 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,933 I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 230 00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:43,653 Which room should I go to? 231 00:09:43,653 --> 00:09:46,653 Oh, just have a seat. The doctor's not here yet. 232 00:09:48,253 --> 00:09:49,893 What a ditz. 233 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:52,534 Do you believe that, Margaret? 234 00:09:52,534 --> 00:09:54,174 Mr. Hayward just called me a ditz, 235 00:09:54,174 --> 00:09:55,454 and I think I know why. 236 00:09:55,454 --> 00:09:56,894 It's because of my hair. 237 00:09:56,894 --> 00:10:00,094 People think blonds are dumb, so he's assuming I'm dumb. 238 00:10:00,094 --> 00:10:04,414 Oh, come on, Linda, you're not that...blond. 239 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,534 Oh, good, you're finally here. 240 00:10:08,534 --> 00:10:10,615 You've got patients waiting. Where have you been? 241 00:10:10,615 --> 00:10:13,295 Uh, well, I was at the, uh... I was at the gym. 242 00:10:13,295 --> 00:10:14,935 For three hours? 243 00:10:14,935 --> 00:10:16,135 No, you don't understand, Margaret. 244 00:10:16,135 --> 00:10:18,015 Vinny Deluca had a heart attack. 245 00:10:28,415 --> 00:10:31,016 I can't believe Mr. Deluca had a heart attack. 246 00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:32,976 It's so shocking. 247 00:10:32,976 --> 00:10:35,536 Yeah, just yesterday, he looked so... 248 00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:38,216 Well, it's still shocking. 249 00:10:38,216 --> 00:10:39,896 I gave him CPR, 250 00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:42,576 and then the paramedics took us to Columbia Presbyterian, 251 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:45,616 where they did an emergency angioplasty. 252 00:10:45,616 --> 00:10:46,776 He's stable, but I... 253 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,617 Mm. Thank God. 254 00:10:48,617 --> 00:10:51,697 Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to take him to the gym. 255 00:10:51,697 --> 00:10:53,937 Well, what happened? Did he try to do too much? 256 00:10:53,937 --> 00:10:55,257 No, no, he hardly did anything. 257 00:10:55,257 --> 00:10:57,737 I mean, you know, he watched me on the treadmill for a while, 258 00:10:57,737 --> 00:11:00,017 and when he finally got up, he took three steps, 259 00:11:00,017 --> 00:11:01,377 said, "this feels great," 260 00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:04,297 you know, clutched his chest and hit the deck. 261 00:11:05,537 --> 00:11:08,138 There's no way that felt great. 262 00:11:14,578 --> 00:11:16,178 Okay, ready? Wait, hold on, hold on. 263 00:11:16,178 --> 00:11:18,258 Now, why do I have to hold the nail? 264 00:11:18,258 --> 00:11:20,658 Well, you're sure as hell not swinging the hammer. 265 00:11:22,298 --> 00:11:26,098 Ow. Mother of mercy, Bob is wounded. 266 00:11:26,098 --> 00:11:27,379 What happened? 267 00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:28,699 Wow, do you really care? 268 00:11:28,699 --> 00:11:31,659 Well, no, but you're on crutches, 269 00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:32,779 so I'm kind of curious. 270 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,099 Well, long story short, Becker was right. 271 00:11:35,099 --> 00:11:37,059 Those people are bad luck. 272 00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:38,259 What are you talking about? 273 00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:39,659 I left here with that little Arnoldo guy, 274 00:11:39,659 --> 00:11:41,419 and I had the worst day of my life. 275 00:11:41,419 --> 00:11:43,819 First, I twist my ankle getting out of his minivan. 276 00:11:43,819 --> 00:11:45,699 And, yes, I'm aware of the irony there. 277 00:11:45,699 --> 00:11:47,940 I turn around to ask him for help, 278 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,380 and he's halfway down the block. 279 00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:50,580 So I take a cab. 280 00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:51,780 But when I go to pay, 281 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,060 I realized that I left my wallet in Arnoldo's van. 282 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,980 The cabby was so pissed, I had to give him my watch, 283 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,340 my belt and Jake's name and address. 284 00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,900 Wait, my name and address? 285 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:02,100 I wasn't gonna give him mine. This guy looked crazy. 286 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:04,980 Oh, good, Bob, you're here. 287 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,541 I came to return your wallet. 288 00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:08,181 Hope it didn't inconvenience you any. 289 00:12:08,181 --> 00:12:09,461 Hey, what happened to your ankle? 290 00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:11,581 I sprained it getting out of your mini... 291 00:12:11,581 --> 00:12:13,861 Your car. 292 00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:15,621 No kidding. Tough luck. 293 00:12:15,621 --> 00:12:18,741 Well, here you go. 294 00:12:18,741 --> 00:12:20,741 Thanks. 295 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:21,941 Can I get you anything? 296 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,061 Uh, maybe just a muffin. 297 00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,582 Uh, Reg, are we gonna do this or not? 298 00:12:25,582 --> 00:12:27,582 Oh, yeah, right. 299 00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:28,502 Okay, ready? 300 00:12:28,502 --> 00:12:29,942 Okay. Just be careful of my fingers. 301 00:12:29,942 --> 00:12:32,662 I'm in the middle of a really great book. 302 00:12:34,982 --> 00:12:36,902 Don't worry. 303 00:12:36,902 --> 00:12:38,822 Oh! 304 00:12:38,822 --> 00:12:40,742 Oh, my God, Jake. I'm so sorry. 305 00:12:40,742 --> 00:12:42,342 I have no idea how that happened. 306 00:12:42,342 --> 00:12:43,583 Let me get you some ice. 307 00:12:47,703 --> 00:12:50,223 Yeah, I think I know how that happened. 308 00:12:50,223 --> 00:12:52,263 Is he still here? 309 00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:56,303 Who? Bob? 310 00:12:59,943 --> 00:13:01,903 Never mind. 311 00:13:01,903 --> 00:13:03,544 You know, I think I'm just gonna take this to go. 312 00:13:03,544 --> 00:13:04,664 I gotta get home. 313 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:05,944 Need a ride, Bob? No! 314 00:13:05,944 --> 00:13:08,024 I mean, no, thank you. 315 00:13:08,024 --> 00:13:08,984 Suit yourself. 316 00:13:08,984 --> 00:13:11,744 Oh, for crying out loud. 317 00:13:11,744 --> 00:13:13,024 Boo. 318 00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:18,024 Reg, could I have some coffee, please? 319 00:13:18,024 --> 00:13:20,504 Oh, man, what a lousy day I've had. 320 00:13:20,504 --> 00:13:24,145 I took a patient of mine to the gym. He had a heart attack. 321 00:13:24,145 --> 00:13:25,425 Is he all right? That's terrible. 322 00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:27,585 No, he's stable, but I just... 323 00:13:27,585 --> 00:13:29,465 What's going...? What happened to your hand? 324 00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:30,705 And why are you on crutches? 325 00:13:30,705 --> 00:13:34,265 Yeah? I'll give you three little guesses. 326 00:13:34,265 --> 00:13:35,865 Come on, Bob, it's not fair to blame Arnoldo. 327 00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:37,745 He's gone, Jake. It's Arnoldo. 328 00:13:37,745 --> 00:13:40,825 Well, of course it is. It's all making sense. 329 00:13:40,825 --> 00:13:44,026 Yeah, my patient, your hand and your foot. 330 00:13:44,026 --> 00:13:46,146 I mean, whenever one of those guys is around, 331 00:13:46,146 --> 00:13:47,626 something bad happens. 332 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,506 You're all being ridiculous. 333 00:13:49,506 --> 00:13:52,106 Bad things happen because bad things happen. 334 00:13:52,106 --> 00:13:53,946 It's all a stupid coincidence. 335 00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:01,227 Aw, relax. They're all loose. 336 00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,747 Dr. Becker, Mrs. Cohen called. 337 00:14:10,747 --> 00:14:12,587 She said that the Restoril you gave her 338 00:14:12,587 --> 00:14:14,027 isn't helping her sleep. 339 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,747 She wants to know if you could prescribe her something else. 340 00:14:16,747 --> 00:14:18,667 Okay. Uh... 341 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,588 Ambien, maybe. 342 00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:23,628 No, she's got that weird insurance. Uh... 343 00:14:23,628 --> 00:14:25,708 What's generic for "Ambien"? 344 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,108 What? 345 00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:30,348 I was just thinking out loud. You wouldn't understand. 346 00:14:30,348 --> 00:14:32,028 Why wouldn't I understand? 347 00:14:32,028 --> 00:14:33,628 Because I'm blond? Oh, for... 348 00:14:33,628 --> 00:14:35,948 You know, I'm gonna dye my hair back 349 00:14:35,948 --> 00:14:38,428 to what I'm pretty sure is my natural color, 350 00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:43,509 so I can be treated like the intelligent person that I am. 351 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:47,829 Oh, and by the way, the generic for Ambien is zolpidem tartrate. 352 00:14:49,029 --> 00:14:50,989 One day, I forgot my magazines, 353 00:14:50,989 --> 00:14:53,869 and the only thing here to read was your stupid medical book. 354 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:10,230 Hey, wanna look at my ass? 355 00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:14,350 No, thanks. 356 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:17,230 Aren't you here to check my hemorrhoids? 357 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,391 No, no. I'm... I'm his doctor. 358 00:15:19,391 --> 00:15:21,311 Oh. 359 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,711 While you're here, you wanna take a peek? They're huge. 360 00:15:25,471 --> 00:15:27,631 No, I'll pass. Uh, do me a favor, will you? 361 00:15:27,631 --> 00:15:31,031 Uh, when he wakes up, tell him Dr. Becker dropped by. 362 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,351 I don't wanna disturb him. 363 00:15:32,351 --> 00:15:33,511 Oh, don't be silly. 364 00:15:33,511 --> 00:15:35,391 Vinny, you got a visitor! 365 00:15:36,591 --> 00:15:38,032 Oh, hey, doc. 366 00:15:38,032 --> 00:15:39,032 How you doing, Vinny? 367 00:15:39,032 --> 00:15:40,192 Oh, not bad. 368 00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:41,992 Yeah, well, your vital signs are looking good, 369 00:15:41,992 --> 00:15:43,672 and I'm glad to see the rhythm has stabilized. 370 00:15:43,672 --> 00:15:45,032 So they tell me. Uh-huh. 371 00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:48,552 Have you seen his hemorrhoids? They're amazing. 372 00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:51,872 There's gotta be something else to watch around here. 373 00:15:51,872 --> 00:15:54,592 Don't you guys get cable or something? 374 00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:57,033 Hey, uh, I wanna talk to you for a second. 375 00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:59,033 Sure. 376 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,153 Uh... 377 00:16:01,153 --> 00:16:04,273 You know, when something bad happens to a patient, 378 00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,073 it's... It's very upsetting. 379 00:16:06,073 --> 00:16:09,193 You know, especially if that thing could have been avoided. 380 00:16:09,193 --> 00:16:10,953 And when that happens... 381 00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:12,833 Hey, doc, quick question. 382 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:17,274 How soon am I gonna be able to sit down without that doughnut? 383 00:16:17,274 --> 00:16:19,994 I'd... I'd have to look, and no, I'm not going to. 384 00:16:19,994 --> 00:16:23,754 Come on. You know you're curious. 385 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,274 Look, anyway, uh, 386 00:16:26,274 --> 00:16:29,434 you know, when a... A patient gets injured, 387 00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:32,274 a doctor can't help but question himself. 388 00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:33,994 What... What I'm... What I'm trying to say is, 389 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,275 you know, I'm just wondering 390 00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:37,035 if I failed you in some way, Vinny. 391 00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:39,075 You know, may... Maybe I should've tried harder 392 00:16:39,075 --> 00:16:41,075 to get you to quit smoking or change your diet 393 00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:44,915 or, you know, maybe get you to handle your stress better. 394 00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:45,955 You know, I've had a long time 395 00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:47,875 to sit here and think about this, and I... 396 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,595 Hey, anybody want 397 00:16:49,595 --> 00:16:51,675 a half a corned-beef sandwich? 398 00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:52,715 Sure. 399 00:16:52,715 --> 00:16:54,596 No, no. Hey, no. 400 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,916 Go on, please. 401 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,476 Anyway, like I was saying, I mean, 402 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,556 I've... I've given this a lot of thought and... 403 00:16:59,556 --> 00:17:01,236 How about cake? I got cake. 404 00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:02,836 Hey, you know, there's a reason why. 405 00:17:02,836 --> 00:17:06,516 God inflated your ass to gigantic proportions. 406 00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:09,076 Now shut up and let us talk, will you? 407 00:17:09,076 --> 00:17:11,716 Fine, fine. More for me. 408 00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:15,397 Look, Dr. Becker, what I'm trying to say is: 409 00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:18,157 Don't blame yourself. 410 00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:20,357 I should've taken your advice 411 00:17:20,357 --> 00:17:23,197 and started taking care of myself years ago. 412 00:17:23,197 --> 00:17:25,557 I'm just lucky you were there when this happened. 413 00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:27,877 I owe you my life. 414 00:17:30,437 --> 00:17:34,478 Thanks very much. I really appreciate hearing that. 415 00:17:34,478 --> 00:17:35,838 Well, you... You, uh... You get some rest, 416 00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:37,558 and I'll come by and see you tomorrow, all right? 417 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:38,598 Hey, if you're going, 418 00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:39,598 would you open the curtain? 419 00:17:39,598 --> 00:17:41,438 Oh, that's just... 420 00:17:44,638 --> 00:17:45,958 Told you. 421 00:17:48,278 --> 00:17:50,998 You know, you... You're right. They're absolutely amazing. 422 00:18:09,439 --> 00:18:12,560 You can all relax. The fire is out. 423 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,120 Boy, that was something. 424 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,200 The way it started, just like that. 425 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,840 Yeah, just like that. 426 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,160 What? 427 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,760 Accidents happen, right? 428 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,001 Oh, you don't think that was my fault? 429 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,601 No. Yes. 430 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,841 Morning, everybody. 431 00:18:35,841 --> 00:18:37,601 You. 432 00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:40,441 You know what you've done, huh? 433 00:18:40,441 --> 00:18:41,521 You've spread your poison, 434 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,561 and now they all think I'm bad luck. 435 00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:45,121 Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. 436 00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:47,001 No, wait, wait. Arnoldo. 437 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,361 Sit down, please. 438 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,882 Why? 439 00:18:49,882 --> 00:18:50,922 Please. 440 00:18:53,082 --> 00:18:55,362 Look, I... I want to apologize. 441 00:18:55,362 --> 00:18:59,322 Ahem, what I said to you yesterday was stupid and cruel. 442 00:18:59,322 --> 00:19:01,922 Nobody should be made to feel the way I made you feel. 443 00:19:03,562 --> 00:19:04,802 What it's worth, I'm sorry. 444 00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:07,962 Thanks, Dr. Becker. 445 00:19:07,962 --> 00:19:09,563 Yeah. 446 00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:10,483 You're Dr. Becker? 447 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,443 Yeah. 448 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,643 Dr. John Becker? 449 00:19:12,643 --> 00:19:14,443 The doctor who saved the guy's life at the gym? 450 00:19:14,443 --> 00:19:15,843 Yeah, that's me. 451 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:18,723 Well, I think it's a hell of a thing you did. 452 00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:19,923 It's a pleasure to meet you. 453 00:19:19,923 --> 00:19:22,003 Oh, thank you very much. 454 00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:24,003 Listen, I'm sorry about this, but you've been served. 455 00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,403 Ah. 456 00:19:30,524 --> 00:19:34,564 Vinny Deluca's suing me for malpractice. 457 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,004 He says... He says that I gave him a heart attack. 458 00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:38,284 I mean, what the hell is that? 459 00:19:38,284 --> 00:19:41,124 I save the man's life and he's suing me? 460 00:19:41,124 --> 00:19:42,724 I mean, how could that happen? 461 00:19:48,885 --> 00:19:51,245 I'm going, I'm going. 462 00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:54,925 I'm going.