1 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:50,759 (lNSTRUMENTAL MUSlC) 2 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:12,132 (COMPUTER KEYBOARD CLlCKlNG) 3 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:47,186 Mmm! 4 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,354 That is so good. 5 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,148 l want more. 6 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,025 But don't get greedy. 7 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,652 Jeff? 8 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,404 Hayley. 9 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,825 Sorry, l was gonna be, like, so sophisticated when we met. 10 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:05,287 Little hard to do that with your mouth full of...whatever that is. 11 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,581 lt's great. lt's great. Do you want some? 12 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,291 Sure. 13 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,170 Mmm. 14 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:14,213 Yum. 15 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,549 lt's, um...kind of what l was thinking. 16 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,259 Sorry? 17 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,554 You just don't really look like the kind of guy 18 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,140 who has to meet girls over the internet. 19 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:28,977 I think it's better to meet people online first sometimes. 20 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,230 You get to know what they're like inside. 21 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,773 When you work as a photographer 22 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,317 you find out real quick - people's faces lie. 23 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,988 Does my face lie? 24 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,284 I look at those eyes and I see 25 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,869 a girl who reads Zadie Smith, 26 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,956 who listens to John Mayer and Coldplay, 27 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:52,709 who loves Monty Python episodes 28 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,586 and who, desperately, 29 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,798 madly, deeply wants, 30 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,759 needs, longs for 31 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,469 more chocolate. 32 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,806 (CHUCKLES) 33 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,100 Excellent, excellent judge of character. 34 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,561 Um... 35 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:16,191 Can l get two of those truffles and two ganaches? 36 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,318 Now, what's a ganache? 37 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,988 You don't know what a ganache is? 38 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:24,241 Lucky, you're with a woman of the world 39 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,869 to introduce you to these things. 40 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:30,372 And two chocolate-covered hearts. And a decaf latte for me. 41 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,082 And... No, I'm good. 42 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,210 Yeah, you do appear so. 43 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,048 So what's in the bag? 44 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,218 Oh, you know, just, like, books and stuff. 45 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:46,763 l figured if you stood me up, then l should have something to read. 46 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:50,475 Well...l couldn't really decide. 47 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,188 l'm reading this book about Jean Seberg. 48 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,275 She's this actress who slept with all the wrong people 49 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,694 and ended up killing herself. 50 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,322 Don't you do that. 51 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:07,659 No. l intend to sleep with all the right people. 52 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,787 And plus, l'm reading 'Romeo and Juliet'. 53 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,331 lt's a ninth grade book 54 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:15,584 but l figured l could have it done before the school year starts, so... 55 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:18,128 Doesn't look like Elizabethan tragedy. 56 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,424 Oh. No, that's 'cause... 57 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:26,428 Well, my dad...he's letting me audit one of his med school courses, right? 58 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:30,682 l don't really understand half of it, but l totally love it. 59 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:34,019 What, so you go to UCW 60 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:37,105 and you sit in a lecture hall with all these grad students 61 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,400 and, what, do they hit on you? 62 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:44,321 Why? Are you jealous? (LAUGHS) 63 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:45,864 Just admiring. 64 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,325 I didn't know you were interested in that kind of thing. 65 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:49,535 What? 66 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,079 You thought since we'd been chatting for three weeks 67 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,164 that you knew everything about me? 68 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,792 Plus, they wouldn't hit on a 14-year-old girl. 69 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:59,127 They're like old enough to be my dad, so... 70 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,339 Oh! Well, they're like... 71 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:06,301 They're bad older. They're... You're not... 72 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,763 l'm so articulate. 73 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,682 Sorry. Can l just, like, start over? 74 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:14,768 No. I get it. I get it. I get it. I just thought... 75 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,813 You know, well, you look older than you are 76 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:21,275 and you certainly act older than you are. 77 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,821 Really? Yeah. 78 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:29,116 I was expecting someone not as impressive. 79 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,578 Me too. 80 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,543 Thanks. Cool shirt. 81 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,295 You want it? 82 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,214 No, l didn't really bring enough bucks, so... 83 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,341 And yet, not actually what I was asking. 84 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:47,885 Sure, l want it. OK. 85 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:51,138 Can I get a green shirt in a small, please? 86 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,681 No. No, no. 87 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:54,391 l can't let you do that. What? Because... 88 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:55,559 Because... What? 89 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,437 Because you'd be so indebted to me that you'd have to... 90 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,231 OK. l guess l can let you do that. 91 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,442 You do have to model it for me, though. 92 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,737 Conditions. l can't live with all these conditions. 93 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,697 Thanks. 94 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,620 This is so unfair. What? 95 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,414 This is when things happen, in the middle of the night, 96 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,917 by which time l am completely out of the scene. 97 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,919 Life as a teenager. 98 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:25,172 l just hate having to depend on Lindsey to drive me everywhere, you know? 99 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,049 You'll be driving before you know it. 100 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:31,220 l mean, in the meantime, l missed Elizabeth Wurtzel speaking at USC 101 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,930 and the Goldfrapp concert. 102 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,973 I was at the Goldfrapp concert, actually. 103 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,392 Shut up. You were? Mm-hm. 104 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,936 Was it great? 105 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,188 Of course it was great. What am l saying? 106 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,357 Well, you could judge for yourself. 107 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,776 I got a bootleg MP3. You have the concert? 108 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,319 Yeah, just one song. 109 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:50,113 And a little louder, please, so the authorities know. 110 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,908 l totally have to hear it. I'll send it to you. 111 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:56,161 After you get home, after you get around to it. 112 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,706 Good things are worth the wait. 113 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,168 Oh? And what have you waited for recently? 114 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,129 I'm gonna have to wait four years for you. 115 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:09,091 You are just trying to distract me from that MP3. 116 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,634 Look, I have to send it. 117 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:13,303 It's not like I can just take you over to my house. 118 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,597 That would be a little insane. 119 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,015 True. 120 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,852 OK, now, don't peek. (CHUCKLES) 121 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,896 I shoot models for a living. 122 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,481 I've seen it all before. 123 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:27,526 And you're so sure about that? I'm thinkin' yeah. 124 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,069 Maybe you should peek 125 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,030 and make that clerk wonder what's going on over here. 126 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,243 In your dreams, little girl. 127 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,161 Little girl? 128 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:42,040 Whatever happened to how mature l was? 129 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,712 ls this mature enough for you? OK. 130 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:49,798 You keep teasing me like that, you're gonna drive me crazy. 131 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,675 ls that so? 132 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:54,136 OK. Alright. 133 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:57,973 How's this? 134 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,683 Nice. 135 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,687 OK, now, there's three points l have to make. 136 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,023 One, you wouldn't take advantage 137 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,692 because you've been seen with me here today. 138 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:11,904 And two, it's Goldfrapp. 139 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,614 And three? 140 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,366 Well, and three, 141 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,286 you said that it would be insane for me to come over and... 142 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:25,918 ..well, four...four out of five doctors agree that l am actually insane. 143 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:31,048 Thus, l have to come over in order to be true to myself. 144 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,759 Right? (LAUGHS) 145 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,054 (LlFT HUMS) 146 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,233 Um... 147 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,444 And the fourth reason, this amazing car. 148 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:55,572 Well, in the face of logic like that, I bow down and worship. 149 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,115 Bow down? 150 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,410 That's a good idea. What are you waiting for? 151 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,579 Worship me. 152 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,668 Yes, oh, royal Thonggrrrl. 153 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,296 I am not worthy to kiss your feet. 154 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,967 Oh. Maybe you are. 155 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,101 Maybe we should, like, get going. 156 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,146 Yes, oh, magnificent Thonggrrrl. 157 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,734 You wanna call your sister? Tell her where you'll be? 158 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:36,238 Maybe later. l just wanna get in this car. 159 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,754 (SLOW ELECTRONlC MUSlC) 160 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:38,425 (CLAPS) 161 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,844 Wow. So hot. 162 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,142 What's wrong? 163 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:50,312 Well, they...they teach us young things 164 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,731 not to drink anything we haven't mixed ourselves, so... 165 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,901 Smart. Come back in the kitchen. I'll pour it again. 166 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,861 No. Come on. 167 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,697 l can whip up something more entertaining than that. 168 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:13,043 Oh. Healthy dude, huh? 169 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,837 I try. 170 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,714 Figure I'll live as long as I can. 171 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,677 Living long is overrated. 172 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,471 What, you don't want to reach a ripe, old age? 173 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:30,060 For what? When l'm 80, what would l do for fun? 174 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:32,896 When you're 80, I'll be 98. 175 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,024 Right. And useless to me. 176 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,903 What use do you have in mind for me? 177 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:53,584 Ah. l knew there'd be something fun around here. 178 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,670 (DANCE MUSlC PLAYS SOFTLY) l mean, other than wa... 179 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,843 l bet these babes got some dirt on you. 180 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,386 Those are models. 181 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,930 So why are they on your walls instead of... 182 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,766 ..magazine covers? 183 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,854 Here, looking at you 184 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:18,734 while, you know, you do the most intimate things. 185 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,736 My house is my studio. 186 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:24,781 When clients come here, they're walking into my giant portfolio. 187 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,992 So, what, these were all shot here? 188 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,414 Oh, my God! 189 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:36,168 OK, you are like a big deal, aren't you? 190 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,003 I get work. 191 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:43,133 lsn't that one of those cameras that gives you the, like, square image? 192 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,676 How do you know that? 193 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,803 l'm a goon. 194 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,473 l just, like, read constantly. 195 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,808 l mean, you saw all those books in my bag, so... 196 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,561 You're not reading now. 197 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,730 l'm not, am l? 198 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,861 Feels good. 199 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,573 Don't fall behind. 200 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,325 We should toast. 201 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,371 Carpe... 202 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,084 What's that? 203 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,711 lt's my own little toast. 204 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,421 You know, carpe diem... 205 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,965 Seize the day. 206 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,176 So l figure, carpe omnious. 207 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,178 Take it all? 208 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,806 Take it all. 209 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,560 (GLASSES CLlNK) 210 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:40,482 So, like, what is it like to look through your lens 211 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:45,654 at some beautiful woman who's working so hard to look good for you? 212 00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,907 You know these models. They all have handlers. 213 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,785 People to make sure their hair is just right 214 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,453 and their make-up is OK 215 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,540 and they don't get lost on their way to their next gig. 216 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:59,001 So you never get to be alone with them? 217 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:01,128 Rarely. Oh, poor Jeff. 218 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:04,089 I am compensated for my troubles. Don't worry about me. 219 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,383 But l like worrying about you. 220 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,762 lt makes me wonder... 221 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,556 What? 222 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,727 No, no. Forget it. Forget it. 223 00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,270 No, come on. 224 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:21,148 Come on, what's in that insane mind of yours? 225 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:31,533 OK. We'll have another screwdriver and then maybe...maybe l'll tell you. 226 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:35,078 I'm waiting. Hold on. 227 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,664 You are not keeping up. 228 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:45,881 What? 229 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,217 OK, here's where you're supposed to make it easier for me 230 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,010 and read my mind. 231 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,720 (CHUCKLES) 232 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,265 You're wondering how many of these models I've done it with. 233 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,353 No. 234 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,272 How many? None of them. 235 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:06,276 Oh, get out. No. They're underage, mostly. 236 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,778 I'd be arrested. 237 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:11,365 So you're not arrested for photographing them like this? 238 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:14,117 I'm very aware of the legal boundaries. I have to be. 239 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,036 Right. Right. 240 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,955 'Cause secretly... 241 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:21,166 Secretly, you WOULD like to do them. 242 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:27,881 No. There's just one that I slept with when we were both younger. 243 00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:31,635 That one? 244 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,804 Not out here. 245 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:36,390 ln the bedroom? No... 246 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,232 What's her name? 247 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:46,775 Hey. 248 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,694 Janelle. 249 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:51,029 Yeah. Janelle. 250 00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,199 So, what...what was she, 251 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,994 like, the first big girlfriend or something? 252 00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:58,620 That's right. 253 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,415 Learned everything I knew practising on her. 254 00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:03,458 And that date, what... 255 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:06,587 Was that the first time you guys... 256 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,090 l'm sorry. l'm sorry. lt's... 257 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,471 So, what, where is she now? 258 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,308 She actually signed with Ford right after this shoot. 259 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,143 She really took off. 260 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,353 She, um... Oh, my God. 261 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,149 She is, like, on magazine covers. l know her. 262 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,110 Well, like, not personally, obviously, but... 263 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,280 You get more impressive every second. 264 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:37,075 The models are impressive. I just know how to bring it out. 265 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,495 You still love her. 266 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,079 No. 267 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,998 Ah...yeah. 268 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,082 No. Yeah! 269 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,167 No. Really? 270 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,294 No. Really, really, really? 271 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,837 No. 272 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:52,716 I still love how simple things were back then but... 273 00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:54,426 You know, I... 274 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,679 I don't want to forget that, but... 275 00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,848 ..we've moved on. 276 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,399 You're lonely. 277 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,943 No. 278 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,654 l can hear it in your voice. 279 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,031 I'm a big boy. 280 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:21,620 Well, l guess everyone kind of has a Janelle, right? 281 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,497 I guess. 282 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,793 Hey, hey, what if you got one of your cameras 283 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,963 and we can see what you can bring out in me? 284 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,507 This is what you wanted to ask? Well, l... 285 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,843 It's not as easy as you think. OK. 286 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,220 You know, models don't just pout their lips. 287 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,764 They have to be willing to open up. 288 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:44,852 They have to show us a little of their soul, their secrets. 289 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:45,894 Alright, then. 290 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,021 And most people only open up from weakness. 291 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:51,525 Nobody wants to see photos of weak people. 292 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:56,196 We look at great models because they open up from a position of... 293 00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,199 ..of, uh, of strength. 294 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,868 They have the strength 295 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,744 to believe they can do anything, 296 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:06,415 no matter how crazy, or, uh... 297 00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,125 Are you OK? 298 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,046 Let's try something. OK. 299 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,595 Uh-uh, do me out here. 300 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,723 I shoot everyone in my studio. Oh, come on. 301 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,893 But l'm not everyone, am l? (ELECTRONlC DANCE MUSlC) 302 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,811 Clearly not. 303 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:33,775 Come on, Jeff. Shoot me. Come on. 304 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:38,864 Shoot me. 305 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,241 Don't do that. What? 306 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,827 That phoney music video crap. 307 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:45,204 Come on. 308 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,706 Just be yourself. 309 00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:49,958 Just be open. 310 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,585 Weren't you just listening to me? 311 00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,295 (DlSTORTEDLY) Come on, Jeff. 312 00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:54,838 Sit down. Shoot me. 313 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,466 Look at me. Look at me honest. 314 00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:00,385 Would you listen to me? Just sit down. 315 00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,054 Jeff, l don't... (STERNLY) Sit down. 316 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,890 J-Jeff, l don't... Sit down! 317 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,269 Are you OK? 318 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,396 I don't feel so good. 319 00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:46,640 (GROANS) 320 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:48,767 Did you...did you call me? 321 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,021 Sorry. l was just looking through your medicine cabinet. 322 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:57,109 OK, boring! No 'Valley of the Dolls' stuff at all. 323 00:21:57,276 --> 00:21:59,987 Can't help but wondering why all the lubricants, though. 324 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,155 I j... 325 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,782 I, uh... 326 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:07,035 Oh, hey, hey, just...you know, tell me when you're ready. 327 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,246 Take your time. 328 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,918 What did you... What di... 329 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,045 You remember what l said 330 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:20,549 about not drinking anything you didn't mix yourself? 331 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:24,761 That's good advice for everyone. 332 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,561 You know what? l'm sorry you were drugged for so long. 333 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:36,690 l've never really done that before and, oh, well, l swiped this from my dad. 334 00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:38,567 Didn't come with directions 335 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:42,529 and it's not like l could just ask him how much to use. 336 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,239 So l probably used too much 337 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,367 or those screwdrivers could have affected my judgment, you think? 338 00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,338 lt's real water. Scout's honour. 339 00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,848 (CLEARS THROAT) 340 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,850 Wha... 341 00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:16,605 Why do I get...tied up first 342 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:20,150 if...this is how we're gonna play? 343 00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:24,488 Jeff... 344 00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:27,658 ..play time is over. 345 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:31,453 Now it's time to wake up. 346 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,630 This isn't funny. 347 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,981 Is this some...teenage joke? 348 00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,653 Teenage? 349 00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:07,239 Yes. 350 00:24:08,407 --> 00:24:10,409 Joke? 351 00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:14,913 No. 352 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:17,875 Now let me... Patience. 353 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,085 Let me go. Let me go! Patience. 354 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:22,504 Let me go! Patience. 355 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:27,301 l'm just checking out the side of the house, OK? 356 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:32,723 You know, l saw this cop show once. lt was great. 357 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:36,476 And the killer, well, he thought he'd cleaned up all the evidence 358 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,604 but some of the victim's blood got on his shirt 359 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,647 and, yeah, sure, he washed it, 360 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:44,484 but some of the dried-up blood got caught in the lint trap, so... 361 00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:47,404 l mean... 362 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,283 Anything in here l should know about? 363 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,453 What the fuck are you doing? 364 00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:57,372 That's kind of been my question, Jeff. 365 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,626 What the fuck are you doing, 366 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:05,756 living in a house filled with pictures of half-naked teenage girls?! 367 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,175 Oh, none of whom you've ever done it with... 368 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:10,594 Help! Help! 369 00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,763 Help! He... 370 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,681 (COUGHS) 371 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:25,025 There is really no point in me taking any risks, Jeff. 372 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:28,278 Technically, l could let you scream your fucking brains out 373 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,113 and no-one is going to hear you. 374 00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:34,785 Yeah, l waited till today because Mr Coughlin is at work, 375 00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:38,288 and the Kraskows, well, they're vacationing in Santa Barbara. 376 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:41,917 Still, l can't have some pedestrian 377 00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:43,544 just happening by as you're screaming, 378 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:48,382 so shut up or next time it's gonna be bleach, OK? 379 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,725 You've been stalking me? 380 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,271 OK. 381 00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:04,481 Alright. Let's get this straight. 382 00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:08,527 You have been stalking me. 383 00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:13,157 Yeah. l went into other chat rooms with different nicknames. 384 00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:16,285 And you would get to know each woman. 385 00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:20,914 And then as soon as you found out they were any bit older than me 386 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,292 you would just drop them like that. 387 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,963 You took your time sniffing out someone my age. 388 00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:31,133 I didn't talk to the others because they were boring. 389 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:34,052 You and I connected. Oh, right. 390 00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:37,431 Come on, you think I faked all that? 391 00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:41,018 You know, actually, it's...it's kind of funny. 392 00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:45,939 Because every time l would mention some like obscure singer or band, 393 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,942 you knew so much about them. 394 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:51,653 But not right away. 395 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:53,989 lt was, like, a few minutes later. 396 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:58,869 Maybe to give you enough time to look them up on the web? 397 00:27:01,497 --> 00:27:03,165 Jeff... 398 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:07,461 ..you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp 399 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:10,172 as they do on amazon.com. 400 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:14,510 Busted. 401 00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:20,182 By the way, 402 00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:24,144 l fucking hate Goldfrapp. 403 00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:31,443 Come on... 404 00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:34,488 I wanted to impress you. 405 00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:37,658 I'm not the first guy to do something stupid to impress a girl. 406 00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:41,119 Does that deserve being tied up and tortured? 407 00:27:43,622 --> 00:27:45,249 Torture? 408 00:27:48,627 --> 00:27:50,671 ls this torture to you? 409 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:54,174 l guess you've never read anything by Amnesyt lnternational 410 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,717 or Human Rights Watch 411 00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:57,427 because this... 412 00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:06,436 ..this is nothing. 413 00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:41,263 Of course you're not the first guy to lie to a girl, Jeff. 414 00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:45,058 The operative word there being 'girl'. 415 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,686 l mean, you know how old l am. 416 00:28:47,853 --> 00:28:51,023 What makes a kid who's barely past her first period 417 00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:53,609 worth all this research? 418 00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,652 l mean, you really got to start to wonder 419 00:28:55,819 --> 00:29:00,199 when a grown man goes through all this trouble just to charm a girl. 420 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:04,161 Wow. There's that word again - girl. 421 00:29:07,289 --> 00:29:09,958 You know, maybe it's this whole camera thing. 422 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:15,380 Cameras...computers. 423 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:17,508 They let you hide, don't they? 424 00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:19,885 So safe. 425 00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:25,432 l heard how your voice changed when the camera came between us. 426 00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:29,061 My voice changed because I felt sick 427 00:29:29,228 --> 00:29:31,021 because you drugged me. 428 00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:33,190 Yeah, you were drugged, alright. 429 00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:40,447 And the drug was sweet little 14-year-old flesh. 430 00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,075 Look... 431 00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:46,411 I'm a decent guy, ask anyone. 432 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:49,498 Go ahead. Call these models. They'll tell you. 433 00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:51,458 Of course they will. 434 00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:54,962 You're not an idiot, Jeff. 435 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,798 You don't piss where you live. 436 00:29:57,965 --> 00:30:01,677 Those girls were your work and l, on the other hand, was... 437 00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:04,304 ..your play. 438 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:06,473 You were coming on to me. Oh, come on. 439 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,016 That's what they always say, Jeff. 440 00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:09,059 Who? Who? 441 00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:10,978 The paedophiles! 442 00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:13,814 "She was so sexy. She was asking for it. 443 00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:16,942 "She was only technically a girl. She acted like a woman." 444 00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:21,238 lt's just so easy to blame a kid, isn't it?! 445 00:30:23,615 --> 00:30:26,535 Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman 446 00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:30,414 does not mean she's ready to do what a woman does. 447 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:34,668 l mean, you're the grown-up here. 448 00:30:35,711 --> 00:30:37,921 lf a kid is experimenting 449 00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,632 and says something flirtatious, you ignore it. 450 00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:42,676 You don't encourage it. 451 00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:46,388 lf a kid says, "Hey, let's make screwdrivers," 452 00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:49,600 you take the alcohol away and you don't race them to the next drink! 453 00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:51,143 Look, look. 454 00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:53,020 I've been lonely, OK? 455 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:56,690 And that makes me stupid but I am not a paedophile. 456 00:30:56,857 --> 00:30:58,609 OK, you know what... This is some horrible mistake. 457 00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:00,277 l am not lonely and therefore not stupid. 458 00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:02,863 Untie me, we'll forget this whole thing happened. Just untie me now! 459 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:04,406 l might be a little peeved. 460 00:31:04,573 --> 00:31:06,950 So when l am ready to go, l'll call a cab 461 00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,036 and call another one to let you loose. 462 00:31:09,203 --> 00:31:11,580 When will that be? l'm not sure yet. 463 00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:24,134 Don't... 464 00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:26,261 You can save yourself so much time 465 00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:28,680 by just dropping that word from your vocabulary. 466 00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:30,516 l'm gonna do what l want, Jeff. 467 00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:41,860 See, a guy as smooth at seducing adolescents as you are 468 00:31:42,027 --> 00:31:45,906 and takes those photographs, 469 00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:49,576 l just figure he has something around that he doesn't want seen, 470 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:52,746 and when l find that, 471 00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:54,540 then maybe l'll know what l'm dealing with. 472 00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:56,083 What you're dealing with? 473 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:59,586 l mean, what kind of paedophile are you? Just a voyeur? 474 00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:01,797 Again, not a paedophile. 475 00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:04,007 Right. Right. You're a photographer. 476 00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:08,512 Takes a genius to get paid for what you'd be happy to do for free. 477 00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:10,472 Look, go into the living room. 478 00:32:10,639 --> 00:32:12,975 Look in the grey cabinet. Pull out the third drawer down. 479 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:14,518 You'll see prints of my work 480 00:32:14,685 --> 00:32:16,937 for all kinds of environmental groups. 481 00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:19,439 I've done shots of the Yukon Territory... 482 00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:22,234 ..the Utah wilderness, 483 00:32:22,401 --> 00:32:25,112 the Inuit villages in Alaska... 484 00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:29,366 So what? 485 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:32,828 You love nature, thus you must be a nice guy? 486 00:32:32,995 --> 00:32:36,290 I'm saying my modelling shots are just part of my portfolio. 487 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,083 I've shot a lot of different subjects, 488 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,960 some of it very important work. 489 00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:42,921 And it was so important that you thought, 490 00:32:43,088 --> 00:32:45,966 "Well, l can't possibly hang it on the walls of my home. 491 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:48,635 "l need to plaster my house with pictures of underage nymphs 492 00:32:48,802 --> 00:32:50,762 "and just tuck the nature shots away." 493 00:32:57,561 --> 00:32:59,104 So... 494 00:33:00,189 --> 00:33:02,024 ..a voyeur and a conservationist. 495 00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:05,611 I'm not a voyeur! Not JUST a voyeur. 496 00:33:05,777 --> 00:33:08,655 Sometimes you like to kick it up a notch to actual molestation. 497 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:11,575 I am not a molester! I have no idea who you've confused me with. 498 00:33:11,742 --> 00:33:13,869 Sometimes you molest someone and they fight back 499 00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:16,622 and you completely lose control and you hurt them. 500 00:33:16,788 --> 00:33:18,790 I have never hurt anyone! 501 00:33:22,419 --> 00:33:24,463 We'll just see, won't we? 502 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:32,012 (DRAWER OPENS AND SHUTS) 503 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,349 Those letters are mine. 504 00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:40,896 Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home. 505 00:33:48,487 --> 00:33:50,614 Don't love her anymore, huh? 506 00:33:50,781 --> 00:33:53,158 That explains why you save these. 507 00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:56,036 I thought about selling them on eBay. 508 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:58,413 (SOFT, MELLOW JAZZ) Excuse me? 509 00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:03,043 Sorry. l couldn't hear you. Maybe it was the music or... 510 00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:05,420 l don't know. Maybe it was the bullshit. 511 00:34:05,587 --> 00:34:07,297 Alright. Honestly... 512 00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:10,509 Some day I thought about sending them to her, 513 00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:13,887 reminding her how much of a bitch she was. 514 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:16,932 Oh. A little angry, are we? 515 00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:20,352 She broke your heart and you haven't gotten over it? 516 00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:22,312 You walk into somebody's house, 517 00:34:22,479 --> 00:34:23,981 you start looking through their shit, 518 00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:26,108 you're gonna find things that embarrass them. 519 00:34:26,275 --> 00:34:28,110 It doesn't mean anything. 520 00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:31,822 Alright. OK. 521 00:34:36,785 --> 00:34:38,203 "Dear Jeff, 522 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:40,080 "you have to stop. 523 00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:42,291 "l can't go where you wanna take me. 524 00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:45,085 "You're just not the person l thought you were." 525 00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:47,421 You don't have to read it. I know what it says. 526 00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:50,340 l bet you do. How many times did you read this over to yourself? 527 00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:51,967 None of your business. 528 00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:55,095 What kind of person did she find out you were, Jeff? 529 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:56,638 None of your business. 530 00:34:56,805 --> 00:35:00,100 That kind of depends on how you define business, actually. 531 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:04,688 So, what, did you find her? The girl you wanted? 532 00:35:04,855 --> 00:35:08,025 ls this what all your work is, just some kind of big search? 533 00:35:13,822 --> 00:35:15,657 (SIGHS) 534 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:23,499 (CLOSES SHUTTERS) 535 00:35:27,294 --> 00:35:30,464 Are you the ytpe of guy who likes to save his outgoing emails? 536 00:35:30,631 --> 00:35:35,469 Read them over and over again to think about what you said? 537 00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:41,391 This is weird. 538 00:35:41,558 --> 00:35:45,604 Your download manager says you pulled some photos off the Net, 539 00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:50,108 but...l can't find them. 540 00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:52,736 Gosh, that's strange. 541 00:35:53,779 --> 00:35:58,242 Yeah. A smart guy doesn't leave photos on his computer. 542 00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:01,036 'Cause that's the first place the cops are gonna look. 543 00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:05,541 And then you're...into mementos and... 544 00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:11,296 So where do you put the stuff that you pull off the Net, hmm? 545 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,132 Do you have a special little hiding place 546 00:36:14,299 --> 00:36:15,634 or something? 547 00:36:15,801 --> 00:36:17,886 I live alone. 548 00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:20,597 Why would I need a hiding place? 549 00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:24,935 Just what l've been wondering. 550 00:36:25,978 --> 00:36:28,188 l have looked through your whole house. 551 00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:30,315 Everything. 552 00:36:30,482 --> 00:36:32,192 And l have found no porn. 553 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:38,115 l have not found a single...bit...of porn. 554 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:41,493 Guys tend to have porn around, don't they? 555 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:43,453 Nothing against it, nothing against them. 556 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,539 lt's just the way they're brought up. 557 00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:48,500 But, seriously, if a guy knows he can get away with it, 558 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:51,628 all guys, they have porn at least somewhere in their crib. 559 00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:53,547 You've done studies on this, of course. 560 00:36:53,714 --> 00:36:55,841 Then l was thinking 561 00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:59,052 that these photos on his wall, maybe those are his porn. 562 00:37:00,137 --> 00:37:02,097 But l bet they're not your stroke shots. 563 00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:09,104 l bet whatever you have is so juicy 564 00:37:09,271 --> 00:37:12,107 it needs its own little cubbyhole. 565 00:37:14,526 --> 00:37:16,612 lsn't that right, Jeff? 566 00:37:48,519 --> 00:37:50,729 (PANTS) 567 00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:59,423 So what's the combination, Jeff? 568 00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:01,466 Eat me. Oh. 569 00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:05,179 Look at how he's sweating. Does this worry you, Jeff? 570 00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:09,474 l'm gonna figure it out, so you might as well just tell me. 571 00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:11,894 l am an honour student. 572 00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:13,812 Take your time. 573 00:39:13,979 --> 00:39:17,566 Oh...oh, l will. 574 00:39:17,733 --> 00:39:20,903 Believe me, l've got plenyt. No, not much. 575 00:39:21,069 --> 00:39:23,947 Aren't Mommy and Daddy gonna worry if you're not home before dinner? 576 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,992 l'm thinking no. 577 00:39:28,744 --> 00:39:30,245 Oh, is that it? 578 00:39:30,412 --> 00:39:32,164 What, they're too busy to keep track of you, 579 00:39:32,331 --> 00:39:36,126 so you reach out to somebody who seems like he might care about you? 580 00:39:36,293 --> 00:39:39,046 And you're so mad because they ignore you? 581 00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:42,508 They've always made the fuss over your older sister 582 00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:45,928 because she learned to do everything first? 583 00:39:46,094 --> 00:39:47,513 You're furious with them, 584 00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:51,892 but they do love you and they pay for your existence, 585 00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:54,770 but you can't let them see any of that anger. 586 00:39:57,564 --> 00:40:00,567 l'm not angry at them. No, no. Absolutely not. 587 00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:03,862 That'd be too dangerous. 588 00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:06,865 But you are angry. 589 00:40:08,826 --> 00:40:11,036 And you gotta let it out somehow. 590 00:40:11,203 --> 00:40:15,290 So you find a guy, an older guy. 591 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,961 Maybe he reminds you a little of your dad. 592 00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:23,382 Let me guess. I look like him? 593 00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:25,968 You don't look anything like him. 594 00:40:26,134 --> 00:40:28,053 If you say so. 595 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:31,431 But you gotta let that anger out somehow. 596 00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:34,142 And I seem like a good target... Will you shut up? 597 00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:38,647 Seriously, just shut up! You know nothing about me. 598 00:40:38,814 --> 00:40:43,485 No, you're right. So sit down and tell me. We'll talk. 599 00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:47,823 Yeah, right. We can sit on the sofa. 600 00:40:47,990 --> 00:40:50,534 And I'll call a taxi for you. 601 00:40:50,701 --> 00:40:52,286 If you want, I'll hold you. 602 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:55,539 If you don't want, I'll keep my distance. 603 00:40:57,291 --> 00:41:00,711 You can let it all out. If you need to cry, if you need to scream. 604 00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:02,838 Whatever you need, Hayley. 605 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:10,762 You wouldn't be mad at me? 606 00:41:13,223 --> 00:41:15,350 I just want you to look at what you're doing. 607 00:41:25,903 --> 00:41:28,697 l just wanna ask, um... 608 00:41:38,248 --> 00:41:42,669 Did you...did you seriously think that that was gonna work? 609 00:41:44,922 --> 00:41:46,798 You're good at what you do, Jeff. 610 00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:50,677 What you do is work with teenage girls, put them at ease 611 00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,971 so they can trust you with all their secrets. 612 00:41:53,138 --> 00:41:55,224 No, that's not what I was doing. 613 00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:07,152 Janelle's birthday. 614 00:42:07,319 --> 00:42:08,862 (BUTTONS BEEP) 615 00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:13,867 (MULTlPLE BEEPS) 616 00:42:15,661 --> 00:42:17,538 Janelle's phone number. 617 00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:19,456 (BUTTONS BEEP) 618 00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:22,501 (MULTlPLE BEEPS) 619 00:42:22,668 --> 00:42:24,795 Janelle's phone number backwards. 620 00:42:24,962 --> 00:42:27,005 (NUMBERS BEEP) 621 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:28,674 (MULTlPLE BEEPS) 622 00:42:28,841 --> 00:42:31,009 You're an honour student. 623 00:42:31,176 --> 00:42:34,221 Try every possible combination of numbers. 624 00:42:34,388 --> 00:42:36,139 Should only take you the rest of the week, 625 00:42:36,306 --> 00:42:38,308 if you figure in breaks for meals. 626 00:42:42,396 --> 00:42:43,856 Or l... 627 00:42:44,022 --> 00:42:48,026 Or l could just...try March 1 9. 628 00:42:51,864 --> 00:42:54,074 March 1 9, first with Janelle. 629 00:42:56,535 --> 00:43:00,539 What's this, Jeff? You are 'lensman31 9' after all. 630 00:43:00,706 --> 00:43:03,584 Was this the first photo session or the first time you banged her? 631 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:05,586 Or was that the same thing? 632 00:43:08,046 --> 00:43:09,840 Hmm. What year would that have been? 633 00:43:12,926 --> 00:43:14,595 3-1 9-87? 634 00:43:14,761 --> 00:43:16,430 (BUTTONS BEEP) 635 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:17,973 (MULTlPLE BEEPS) 636 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,683 Nope. 637 00:43:22,769 --> 00:43:24,354 3-1 9-89? 638 00:43:24,521 --> 00:43:27,107 (BUTTONS BEEP) 639 00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:29,276 (SAFE CLlCKS AND WHlRRS) Ohh! 640 00:43:31,195 --> 00:43:33,655 How sentimental you are. 641 00:43:43,707 --> 00:43:46,043 What's so special about these photos? 642 00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:50,881 Oh. 643 00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:03,101 This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff. 644 00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:10,025 This is officially sick. 645 00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:18,617 What makes this girl so special? 646 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,497 Hmm? 647 00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:26,083 Why does she get to keep her clothes on? 648 00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:48,188 l recognise this girl. 649 00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:49,898 (GRUNTS) 650 00:45:06,498 --> 00:45:08,083 (GROANS) 651 00:45:33,358 --> 00:45:35,194 Hayley? 652 00:45:40,782 --> 00:45:42,284 Where are you? 653 00:45:57,633 --> 00:45:59,176 (FIRES GUN) 654 00:46:20,364 --> 00:46:21,949 (DROPS GUN) 655 00:46:34,419 --> 00:46:36,797 (GROANS) 656 00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:44,263 Oh... 657 00:46:45,764 --> 00:46:47,766 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 658 00:47:17,796 --> 00:47:19,590 Welcome back. 659 00:47:20,841 --> 00:47:22,843 l'm sorry to expose you like this. 660 00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:26,597 lt's...it's not about sex, although l have to admit... 661 00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,183 ..you are built. 662 00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:37,691 I never touched you. 663 00:47:38,734 --> 00:47:42,362 I was trying to hold you off me while I called the cops. 664 00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:45,199 Oh. Would you have shown them this? 665 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:50,245 Why do you have a picture of Donna Mauer in your safe? 666 00:47:50,412 --> 00:47:54,082 And, well, have you seen her? Because no-one else has. 667 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:05,552 I did meet Donna for coffee. 668 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,722 I took a shot of her to make her happy. 669 00:48:11,058 --> 00:48:13,101 So how happy did you make her? 670 00:48:13,268 --> 00:48:15,687 Look at her. She's fully dressed. 671 00:48:15,854 --> 00:48:18,565 You can see the coffee shop behind her. 672 00:48:18,732 --> 00:48:20,651 I never brought her home. 673 00:48:20,818 --> 00:48:23,612 So, what, what, you just said, 674 00:48:23,779 --> 00:48:26,907 "See you later, kid. lt's been fun"? 675 00:48:29,117 --> 00:48:31,036 You could have thrown this away. 676 00:48:31,203 --> 00:48:33,247 You didn't. 677 00:48:33,413 --> 00:48:36,166 You needed to hang on to it. 678 00:48:37,543 --> 00:48:39,586 You could have talked to the police. 679 00:48:39,753 --> 00:48:41,672 You're right. Yeah. 680 00:48:41,839 --> 00:48:43,465 Or maybe you had something to hide, 681 00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:46,969 like the extensive kiddie porn collect... 682 00:48:47,135 --> 00:48:50,347 Look, I'm not the monster you think I am. 683 00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:55,310 But OK, I...crossed a line. 684 00:48:55,477 --> 00:48:58,730 Just call the cops. I'll turn myself in. 685 00:49:00,899 --> 00:49:03,777 A cute paedophile pleads guilyt. 686 00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:06,738 "But, oh, it's not his fault. 687 00:49:06,905 --> 00:49:08,907 "He's sick. He has an addiction." 688 00:49:09,074 --> 00:49:11,368 I'll do jail. Isn't that what should happen? 689 00:49:11,535 --> 00:49:13,704 Yeah, you might. You might get jail time. 690 00:49:13,871 --> 00:49:16,957 l don't know, therapy, drugs, 691 00:49:17,124 --> 00:49:19,585 group discussions, notifying people when you move into a new house. 692 00:49:19,751 --> 00:49:21,128 How bad is that, really? 693 00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:23,255 It'll ruin my career, it'll ruin my life. 694 00:49:23,422 --> 00:49:25,966 Come on, didn't Roman Polanski just win an Oscar? 695 00:49:29,136 --> 00:49:30,846 So why the ice? 696 00:49:39,521 --> 00:49:43,567 You know, l read the psych profile about the person who took Donna Mauer. 697 00:49:43,734 --> 00:49:45,527 Said he's a loner. 698 00:49:45,694 --> 00:49:50,157 Thinks he's pretyt damn bright and as powerful as a teenage girl. 699 00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:52,951 He's gonna strike again. Kind of sounds a lot like you. 700 00:49:53,118 --> 00:49:54,495 It's not me! 701 00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:56,705 Maybe not, but... 702 00:49:57,748 --> 00:49:59,791 ..those photos that l found 703 00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:02,794 and the way you let me get drunk... 704 00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:06,632 (CLATTER) 705 00:50:06,798 --> 00:50:08,509 You're a headline waiting to happen. 706 00:50:14,556 --> 00:50:18,435 Everybody will be safer if l do a little preventive maintenance. 707 00:50:25,901 --> 00:50:27,611 What the fuck are you doing? 708 00:50:27,778 --> 00:50:29,321 l have to shave you down here. 709 00:50:29,488 --> 00:50:31,490 l can't have any hair on the incision site, right? 710 00:50:31,657 --> 00:50:33,116 What?! 711 00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:36,161 l've been going through my dad's medical library at school 712 00:50:36,328 --> 00:50:39,790 and, um, well, you said l was pretyt bright, right? 713 00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:44,169 l think l'm smart enough to perform a successful castration. 714 00:50:44,336 --> 00:50:45,546 No! 715 00:50:45,712 --> 00:50:47,589 Please. No! Ow! 716 00:50:47,756 --> 00:50:50,133 OK, OK. l guess you're not numb enough yet. 717 00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:56,765 What should we talk about while we're waiting? Hmm? 718 00:50:56,932 --> 00:50:59,268 "Dear Janelle, my name is Hayley Stark. 719 00:50:59,434 --> 00:51:02,396 "l hope you don't mind me writing you out of the blue like this. 720 00:51:02,563 --> 00:51:05,482 "l met this guy that l think you know, Jeff Kohlver. 721 00:51:05,649 --> 00:51:07,860 "Oh, he's SO cute. 722 00:51:08,026 --> 00:51:10,237 "And, well, he seems to really like me. 723 00:51:10,404 --> 00:51:13,282 "He even asked me over to his place to do some photography, 724 00:51:13,448 --> 00:51:15,659 "and l am so excited about this 725 00:51:15,826 --> 00:51:18,829 "because, well, for a 14-year-old like me, 726 00:51:18,996 --> 00:51:20,914 "this could be a huge break, you know?" 727 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:27,337 And here l put in a little smiley face icon. 728 00:51:29,548 --> 00:51:31,967 "Thing is, and l've tried to pretend this isn't the case, 729 00:51:32,134 --> 00:51:33,844 "but he talks about you an awful lot, 730 00:51:34,011 --> 00:51:37,639 "and l have this ooky feeling he's still in love with you. 731 00:51:37,806 --> 00:51:39,766 "And l'm pretyt sweet on him too, 732 00:51:39,933 --> 00:51:42,686 "but l don't want to go crazy over him if there's still some chance 733 00:51:42,853 --> 00:51:44,730 "that you two might get back together. 734 00:51:45,772 --> 00:51:49,276 "So, so, so, so, l found your email address in his PDA, 735 00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:51,487 "and l thought l'd just ask. 736 00:51:52,905 --> 00:51:54,907 "ls this insane? 737 00:51:55,991 --> 00:51:58,035 "Am l insane? 738 00:51:59,203 --> 00:52:00,746 "ls Jeff? 739 00:52:02,956 --> 00:52:05,918 "And this other girl he talks about all the time. 740 00:52:06,084 --> 00:52:09,087 "Her name is...Donna Mauer. 741 00:52:10,839 --> 00:52:12,799 "Do you know anything about her? 742 00:52:14,176 --> 00:52:15,677 "l found these photos on his computer 743 00:52:15,844 --> 00:52:18,138 "but, silly me, l can't figure out how to open them, 744 00:52:18,305 --> 00:52:20,307 "but l'm attaching them to this note. 745 00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:24,019 "Are they pictures of you or Donna? 746 00:52:25,187 --> 00:52:26,563 "Anyhoo, thanks a mil. 747 00:52:26,730 --> 00:52:29,858 "Your complete honesyt will be mucho appreciated. 748 00:52:30,025 --> 00:52:32,444 "Love and peace, Hayley." 749 00:52:37,908 --> 00:52:40,577 l tried to make it sound as innocent and moronic as possible. 750 00:52:40,744 --> 00:52:42,663 How do you think l did? 751 00:52:46,959 --> 00:52:48,335 Fine. 752 00:52:48,502 --> 00:52:51,088 Guess l'll just send it and that'll be that. 753 00:52:53,173 --> 00:52:55,717 You're getting yourself in terrible trouble. 754 00:52:55,884 --> 00:52:58,470 Oh. Oh, and how's that? 755 00:53:00,264 --> 00:53:02,808 If you cut me in any way, you won't forget it. 756 00:53:02,975 --> 00:53:05,185 It changes you when you hurt somebody. 757 00:53:05,352 --> 00:53:08,188 Oh, and you speak from experience, l guess. 758 00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:10,440 I've just lived. 759 00:53:10,607 --> 00:53:12,442 Unlike you. 760 00:53:13,861 --> 00:53:15,863 The things you do wrong... 761 00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:18,907 ..they haunt you. 762 00:53:20,534 --> 00:53:22,744 Tell me what you're haunted by. 763 00:53:24,288 --> 00:53:27,916 You wanna remember this day when you're with a guy on a date? 764 00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:29,877 On your wedding night? 765 00:53:30,043 --> 00:53:32,004 'Cause I promise you, you will. 766 00:53:33,505 --> 00:53:35,424 Don't do that to yourself. 767 00:53:37,759 --> 00:53:39,428 Wow. 768 00:53:40,804 --> 00:53:42,347 You know, that is so thoughtful. 769 00:53:42,514 --> 00:53:45,267 You are speaking to me so selflessly. 770 00:53:45,434 --> 00:53:48,896 l mean, you just don't want me to castrate you for my own benefit? 771 00:53:49,062 --> 00:53:51,231 Wow, l'm touched. 772 00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:55,360 Jeff. 773 00:53:56,403 --> 00:53:59,281 Why don't we imagine someone saying the same thing to you 774 00:53:59,448 --> 00:54:01,617 at a random moment? 775 00:54:03,452 --> 00:54:07,247 lmagine that, when you downloaded this little girl... 776 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:14,254 ..l was sitting by your side saying, "Stop. Don't do that to yourself." 777 00:54:15,297 --> 00:54:17,216 Would you have listened? 778 00:54:21,512 --> 00:54:23,055 Stop. 779 00:54:26,141 --> 00:54:28,185 Don't do that to yourself. 780 00:54:32,105 --> 00:54:33,774 Stop. 781 00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:37,569 Don't do that to yourself. 782 00:54:42,241 --> 00:54:48,330 Stop. 783 00:54:49,998 --> 00:54:53,126 (PRESSES MOBlLE PHONE KEYS) 784 00:55:04,263 --> 00:55:06,473 You are good and numb, aren't you? 785 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,016 Fuck off. 786 00:55:08,183 --> 00:55:10,561 Look, your conversational skills are really deteriorating 787 00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:12,187 as the day goes on. 788 00:55:12,354 --> 00:55:13,605 (SPRAYS SHAVlNG CREAM) 789 00:55:13,772 --> 00:55:15,399 Seriously, it turns out that castration 790 00:55:15,566 --> 00:55:18,694 is like the easiest surgical procedure around, 791 00:55:18,861 --> 00:55:21,155 and thousands of farm boys all across the country 792 00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:22,739 geld their own livestock, 793 00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:26,285 so l figure, if they can do it, then l can pull it off, 794 00:55:26,451 --> 00:55:27,828 if you know what l mean. 795 00:55:27,995 --> 00:55:30,080 I'm not fucking livestock. 796 00:55:30,247 --> 00:55:31,790 You keep telling yourself that, stud. 797 00:55:31,957 --> 00:55:36,044 HELP! 798 00:55:36,211 --> 00:55:38,046 (COUGHS) 799 00:55:38,213 --> 00:55:39,882 Look, that wasn't necessary. 800 00:55:40,048 --> 00:55:41,258 (COUGHS) 801 00:55:41,425 --> 00:55:42,801 You bitch. 802 00:55:42,968 --> 00:55:44,386 No more wiggling. 803 00:55:44,553 --> 00:55:47,472 (CLEARS THROAT, COUGHS) 804 00:55:47,639 --> 00:55:49,308 (SOUND OF SHAVlNG) 805 00:55:51,643 --> 00:55:52,519 (METAL CLlNKS) 806 00:55:52,686 --> 00:55:56,356 Does your mother know you cut off men's balls? 807 00:55:57,858 --> 00:56:01,153 l've never done it before today, but... 808 00:56:02,321 --> 00:56:06,241 ..maybe l'll tell her when l get home, see what she says. 809 00:56:08,076 --> 00:56:10,996 "Hayley, l knew you needed a science fair project, but, really..." 810 00:56:11,163 --> 00:56:13,999 So you and your mom are both whacked. 811 00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:15,542 l don't know. 812 00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:19,087 That's that whole 'nature versus nurture' question, isn't it? 813 00:56:22,174 --> 00:56:26,762 Was l born a cute, vindictive little bitch or... 814 00:56:28,263 --> 00:56:30,474 ..did socieyt make me that way? 815 00:56:31,517 --> 00:56:33,101 l go back and forth on that. 816 00:56:33,268 --> 00:56:36,522 (SHAVES) l'll be done in a sec. l'm almost done. 817 00:56:37,564 --> 00:56:39,107 There's money in the safe. 818 00:56:40,192 --> 00:56:42,736 So? So you could take it. 819 00:56:43,779 --> 00:56:45,948 Look, you can take the camera equipment. Take whatever you want! 820 00:56:46,114 --> 00:56:47,533 Look, l am. 821 00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:50,619 You really can't talk me out of this by bribing me, OK? 822 00:56:50,786 --> 00:56:52,746 (SHAVES) 823 00:56:52,913 --> 00:56:54,498 How...how can I? 824 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:57,209 What, talk me out of it? 825 00:56:58,710 --> 00:57:00,838 l don't know. l haven't thought about that. 826 00:57:02,756 --> 00:57:04,216 (SHAVES) 827 00:57:05,259 --> 00:57:07,719 You know what, l need to sterilise this before we start. 828 00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:11,098 Do you want me to use the vodka 829 00:57:11,265 --> 00:57:15,227 or do you have another alcohol you wanna offer me? 830 00:57:19,481 --> 00:57:21,275 OK. 831 00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:23,152 Ahh! 832 00:57:26,238 --> 00:57:28,574 OK, all that scraping l did, 833 00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:30,450 the blood probably rushed back in. 834 00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:32,870 l have to numb you out a bit more, OK? 835 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:40,210 l'll be right back. 836 00:57:54,099 --> 00:57:56,810 (GRUNTS) 837 00:58:30,427 --> 00:58:32,513 (PANTS WITH EXHAUSTION) 838 00:58:51,323 --> 00:58:53,700 (GRUNTS) 839 00:59:10,592 --> 00:59:13,428 Can l call someone for you? ls that what you... 840 00:59:13,595 --> 00:59:15,514 (CRIES) 841 00:59:15,681 --> 00:59:17,057 Oh, you're getting bored. 842 00:59:17,224 --> 00:59:19,935 Look, l'm sorry. We gotta get this show on the road. 843 00:59:22,688 --> 00:59:25,774 Oh, it's actually really impressive. 844 00:59:25,941 --> 00:59:29,862 l thought it would be fun to see how far you could get, 845 00:59:30,028 --> 00:59:32,698 and l really only expected, like, an inch or two. 846 00:59:32,865 --> 00:59:35,701 That's not bad. 847 00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:41,415 Why don't you just kill me? 848 00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:45,210 ls that what you think l want? 849 00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:51,884 Isn't it? 850 00:59:53,135 --> 00:59:54,720 Close. 851 01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:20,621 l love that you have all this stuff 852 01:00:20,787 --> 01:00:23,540 because, like, this way you can watch, you know? 853 01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:26,376 (SCOFFS) Now l'm hurt. 854 01:00:26,543 --> 01:00:28,879 Come on, l go through all the trouble to set this up 855 01:00:29,046 --> 01:00:30,714 and you don't even want to watch? 856 01:00:37,179 --> 01:00:38,597 I just... 857 01:00:38,764 --> 01:00:42,726 I stayed one summer with my Aunt Denise and her kids. 858 01:00:42,893 --> 01:00:45,604 You know, her kids were like four or five, 859 01:00:45,771 --> 01:00:47,773 and I was, like, ten. 860 01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:49,608 No. No, I was nine. 861 01:00:49,775 --> 01:00:54,780 And the littlest one, the daughter, Lynnie... 862 01:00:55,823 --> 01:00:58,283 ..she...she loved me. 863 01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:01,119 So she had this... she had this game 864 01:01:01,286 --> 01:01:05,707 where she would jump out of the bathtub, all soaking wet... 865 01:01:06,792 --> 01:01:08,877 ..and she'd jump on top of me, 866 01:01:09,044 --> 01:01:10,921 then she'd tickle me. 867 01:01:11,088 --> 01:01:13,924 Then she'd tickle me and she'd shout, 868 01:01:14,091 --> 01:01:15,592 "Prune attack! Prune attack!" 869 01:01:15,759 --> 01:01:17,803 'Cause her fingers were all pruney. 870 01:01:21,056 --> 01:01:24,268 I...I couldn't do anything 'cause I was afraid I'd hurt her 871 01:01:24,434 --> 01:01:27,938 and it was weird. 872 01:01:29,857 --> 01:01:34,111 And one day her mother came in in the middle of it 873 01:01:34,278 --> 01:01:40,117 and she saw her daughter naked on top of me. 874 01:01:42,911 --> 01:01:46,331 And then...she yelled at her... 875 01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:51,587 .."Lynnie, get back in the bathtub." 876 01:01:54,214 --> 01:01:56,091 Then she took me by the hand... 877 01:01:57,134 --> 01:01:59,261 ..and she dragged me into the kitchen. 878 01:02:02,347 --> 01:02:05,100 She turned the stove on. 879 01:02:05,267 --> 01:02:07,644 And we stood there while the burner got hot. 880 01:02:10,397 --> 01:02:12,483 And she pulled my pants down... 881 01:02:14,943 --> 01:02:19,490 ..and lifted me up over the burner. 882 01:02:23,494 --> 01:02:28,040 I could feel the dirt on my skin from her hands. 883 01:02:29,082 --> 01:02:31,460 She must have been gardening. 884 01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:37,466 And I cried and cried. 885 01:02:37,633 --> 01:02:43,680 And I could hear the tears sizzle as they hit the burner. 886 01:02:47,768 --> 01:02:49,770 Then she sat me down. 887 01:02:52,147 --> 01:02:54,691 She said, "If I ever catch you with my daughter again..." 888 01:02:59,363 --> 01:03:02,449 (LAUGHS) 889 01:03:02,616 --> 01:03:04,952 She called my mom. 890 01:03:05,118 --> 01:03:07,746 My mom came the next day. 891 01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:12,125 I never saw Aunt Denise again. 892 01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:23,220 These things really stick. 893 01:03:24,763 --> 01:03:27,599 OK, well, you know, we're set. 894 01:03:28,934 --> 01:03:30,477 Don't. 895 01:03:31,645 --> 01:03:34,815 l told you not to use that word. OK? 896 01:03:34,982 --> 01:03:37,234 Hayley, please. 897 01:03:37,401 --> 01:03:39,236 You need help. 898 01:03:40,904 --> 01:03:42,698 A teenage girl doesn't do this. 899 01:03:42,865 --> 01:03:45,617 l've seen your idea of what a teenage girl should do with her day, 900 01:03:45,784 --> 01:03:46,869 so don't even start. 901 01:03:47,035 --> 01:03:48,996 I'll pay for a therapist. 902 01:03:51,290 --> 01:03:52,666 Thanks. Thanks. 903 01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:55,502 But if l ever see a shrink, l want to make my case... 904 01:03:55,669 --> 01:03:56,545 Hayley, please. 905 01:03:56,712 --> 01:03:58,463 ..really, really interesting for them. 906 01:03:58,630 --> 01:04:00,174 Please. I'll do whatever you want. 907 01:04:00,340 --> 01:04:03,385 You could call the cops. I'll say I did whatever you want. 908 01:04:03,552 --> 01:04:05,262 l don't think they're gonna believe a confession 909 01:04:05,429 --> 01:04:06,805 under these circumstances. 910 01:04:06,972 --> 01:04:08,640 Then I'll leave. I'll leave. I'll leave, OK? 911 01:04:08,807 --> 01:04:10,184 I'll move out of town. You will? 912 01:04:10,350 --> 01:04:11,727 Mm-hm. 913 01:04:11,894 --> 01:04:13,896 Donna's body will still be where you left it. 914 01:04:14,062 --> 01:04:15,814 I'm not the guy! 915 01:04:15,981 --> 01:04:19,067 I'm not the guy, I swear! (CRIES) 916 01:04:20,444 --> 01:04:22,863 Anything! Please! 917 01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:24,907 Please don't do this! 918 01:04:25,949 --> 01:04:27,534 Anything? Anything! Piss on me! 919 01:04:27,701 --> 01:04:31,288 Fucking feed me glass! I don't care! Do whatever you want! 920 01:04:31,455 --> 01:04:34,833 I'll tell the cops I did whatever you want. Please! Just... 921 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,754 Please, I'll do whatever you want. Anything. Please. 922 01:04:38,921 --> 01:04:40,297 Please. Anything. 923 01:04:40,464 --> 01:04:42,049 Anything. Anything. Please. 924 01:04:43,258 --> 01:04:47,346 Please. (SOBS) Please. 925 01:04:47,513 --> 01:04:49,181 Anything? Anything. 926 01:04:49,348 --> 01:04:50,724 Yeah, anything. 927 01:04:50,891 --> 01:04:52,726 Just... Please. 928 01:04:53,769 --> 01:04:56,104 PLEASE! 929 01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:14,665 When l talked about sending an email to Janelle, you changed the subject. 930 01:05:18,168 --> 01:05:21,213 l could send it right now, pack up and go. 931 01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:23,549 lt could be the best thing that ever happened to you. 932 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:25,384 You could stop torturing yourself with the idea 933 01:05:25,551 --> 01:05:27,678 that you might get back with her some day. 934 01:05:29,513 --> 01:05:31,056 What do you say? Goddamn it! 935 01:05:31,223 --> 01:05:33,058 Get the fuck off of me! 936 01:05:33,225 --> 01:05:35,227 Please untie me and let me go! 937 01:05:35,394 --> 01:05:38,147 Please! Please don't cut me! 938 01:05:38,313 --> 01:05:41,400 Please! Please! 939 01:05:41,567 --> 01:05:43,402 Please. 940 01:05:43,569 --> 01:05:45,821 (SCREAMS) 941 01:05:48,699 --> 01:05:50,784 (CRIES) 942 01:06:08,343 --> 01:06:10,721 l shouldn't have teased you like that. 943 01:06:17,186 --> 01:06:19,980 l shouldn't have let you think there was a way out of this. 944 01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:29,948 Hey, um... 945 01:06:30,115 --> 01:06:32,659 l got this medical text, 946 01:06:32,826 --> 01:06:36,497 and, look, if l forget anything, just don't panic, OK, 947 01:06:36,663 --> 01:06:39,500 'cause it's...it's right here. 948 01:06:43,170 --> 01:06:45,631 Yeah, l knew you'd want to watch. 949 01:06:45,797 --> 01:06:47,424 Look, if you move too much, 950 01:06:47,591 --> 01:06:51,261 l could nick the perineal artery and you... 951 01:06:51,428 --> 01:06:54,640 You could, like, bleed to death before anyone got here, OK? 952 01:06:54,807 --> 01:07:00,354 So, just, please, l really need to have a steady, steady hand, OK? 953 01:07:04,733 --> 01:07:06,568 Jeff? 954 01:07:09,822 --> 01:07:11,323 Alright. 955 01:07:15,452 --> 01:07:16,870 (SQUELCH) 956 01:07:17,037 --> 01:07:18,914 Do you feel that? 957 01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:24,002 Why do you care? 958 01:07:27,172 --> 01:07:30,008 l'd be thankful for small favours. 959 01:07:48,068 --> 01:07:49,736 Wow. 960 01:07:51,071 --> 01:07:52,614 Wow, that went well. 961 01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:05,419 You know, you told that, uh... 962 01:08:05,586 --> 01:08:08,589 ..that Aunt Denise story very well. 963 01:08:10,257 --> 01:08:12,050 Very, very well. 964 01:08:13,552 --> 01:08:14,928 What was that supposed to be? 965 01:08:15,095 --> 01:08:18,807 Some kind of magic key to explain why you are the way you are? 966 01:08:20,267 --> 01:08:22,144 Doesn't. 967 01:08:22,311 --> 01:08:27,191 OK, what should l do first - your right or left testicle? 968 01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,362 Um... 969 01:08:33,530 --> 01:08:36,158 Why don't we just say right, OK? 970 01:08:36,325 --> 01:08:39,953 Alright, now, l just have to give it one little slice to free it up, 971 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:41,663 and then, um... 972 01:08:42,706 --> 01:08:44,541 Snip. (SOFT SNAP) 973 01:08:46,001 --> 01:08:48,670 OK. Now l just need to suture it up. 974 01:08:48,837 --> 01:08:52,216 This would be so much easier if l had, like, a nurse or something, 975 01:08:52,382 --> 01:08:56,345 but, you know, l asked my friend if she'd help me castrate a guy 976 01:08:56,512 --> 01:09:00,015 and, well, she made all these, like, ooky sounds, 977 01:09:00,182 --> 01:09:02,768 like l was asking her to swallow worms or something. 978 01:09:03,811 --> 01:09:07,272 Yeah, we'll see who makes medical school in eight years, huh? 979 01:09:09,107 --> 01:09:11,109 Alright, now, you're gonna feel a tug, 980 01:09:11,276 --> 01:09:14,196 'cause l really gotta get this tight, alright? 981 01:09:14,363 --> 01:09:17,491 So just...bear with me. 982 01:09:19,493 --> 01:09:21,203 OK... 983 01:09:23,455 --> 01:09:25,707 OK. 984 01:09:25,874 --> 01:09:28,168 OK, halfway through. Over the hump. 985 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:29,711 Can't you stop? 986 01:09:29,878 --> 01:09:32,172 Come on, Jeff. Please? 987 01:09:32,339 --> 01:09:37,177 Some men, they go through their whole lives with only one ball, 988 01:09:37,344 --> 01:09:39,763 and they're just fine, you know? 989 01:09:39,930 --> 01:09:41,682 Or so l've read. 990 01:09:41,849 --> 01:09:44,726 Well, l guess l figured that you're not really punished 991 01:09:44,893 --> 01:09:46,520 if l leave you with a spare. 992 01:09:52,025 --> 01:09:54,611 OK, stay with me. Stay with me. 993 01:09:54,778 --> 01:09:57,114 lt's OK. lt's OK, Jeff. 994 01:09:59,449 --> 01:10:00,492 Look... 995 01:10:01,535 --> 01:10:05,455 lf l...if l left one, then you'd be walking around crooked all the time. 996 01:10:05,622 --> 01:10:08,417 So, look, this is for the best, alright? 997 01:10:09,835 --> 01:10:12,171 OK, you're entering a whole new world now, alright? 998 01:10:12,337 --> 01:10:13,881 Just gotta... 999 01:10:15,132 --> 01:10:16,967 ..snip and... 1000 01:10:18,010 --> 01:10:19,052 Oh! 1001 01:10:21,555 --> 01:10:22,598 OK. 1002 01:10:23,891 --> 01:10:25,684 Wow. 1003 01:10:27,644 --> 01:10:29,980 This seriously has to be, like, 1004 01:10:30,147 --> 01:10:33,275 one of the easiest operations, because... 1005 01:10:33,442 --> 01:10:34,985 Wow. 1006 01:10:36,153 --> 01:10:39,865 l mean, l wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping 1007 01:10:40,032 --> 01:10:43,744 and selling cookies, you know? 1008 01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:46,330 'Cause this is what's really useful. 1009 01:10:48,207 --> 01:10:50,667 l don't know how they'd design a merit badge, though. 1010 01:10:50,834 --> 01:10:52,586 That'd be interesting. 1011 01:10:52,753 --> 01:10:55,672 I saw Lynnie at Aunt Denise's funeral. 1012 01:10:55,839 --> 01:10:58,091 I told her what her mom did. 1013 01:10:58,258 --> 01:11:00,928 She didn't believe me. 1014 01:11:03,388 --> 01:11:06,183 lf Denise was here right now, what would you say? 1015 01:11:09,061 --> 01:11:10,562 I'd say, "Help. 1016 01:11:10,729 --> 01:11:14,316 "A teenager cut my balls off. Call the police." 1017 01:11:17,653 --> 01:11:19,988 She wasn't very sympathetic the last time, 1018 01:11:20,155 --> 01:11:22,324 so l wouldn't really hold your breath. 1019 01:11:25,494 --> 01:11:27,704 (JEFF SOBS) 1020 01:11:39,424 --> 01:11:40,968 Alright. 1021 01:11:41,134 --> 01:11:43,637 l would cancel any appointments you have in the next few days 1022 01:11:43,804 --> 01:11:47,891 because you're going to be sorer than you've ever been before. 1023 01:11:48,058 --> 01:11:50,185 Oh, and l'd say, in, like, 1024 01:11:50,352 --> 01:11:52,146 eight or nine days, take the stitches out, 1025 01:11:52,312 --> 01:11:56,108 which l suggest you do yourself to save embarrassment. 1026 01:11:56,275 --> 01:12:00,362 Oh, and there's this website, eunuchsquestions.com. 1027 01:12:00,529 --> 01:12:03,323 Eunuchs is E-U-N-U-C-H-S. 1028 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,325 l had a lot of trouble with that, 1029 01:12:05,492 --> 01:12:08,704 but it gives great advice on how to deal with your castration. 1030 01:12:08,871 --> 01:12:11,748 You really... You don't have to go through this alone, you know? 1031 01:12:11,915 --> 01:12:13,333 Um... 1032 01:12:14,668 --> 01:12:16,712 Do you want some souvenirs? 1033 01:12:19,047 --> 01:12:20,424 No? 1034 01:12:20,591 --> 01:12:22,301 OK. 1035 01:12:23,385 --> 01:12:25,220 What should we do with them? 1036 01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:33,812 We could see how far they bounce. Hmm? 1037 01:12:39,735 --> 01:12:44,615 Actually, we wouldn't want, like, a little animal 1038 01:12:44,781 --> 01:12:47,743 confusing it for an afternoon snack. 1039 01:12:47,910 --> 01:12:51,580 You know, a little squirrel or a coyote might get sick. 1040 01:12:51,747 --> 01:12:53,248 And we don't want that, 1041 01:12:53,415 --> 01:12:55,918 especially with you being such a conservationist. 1042 01:12:58,879 --> 01:13:00,255 Fuck. 1043 01:13:00,422 --> 01:13:02,799 We could grind them up in the garbage disposal. 1044 01:13:04,259 --> 01:13:07,805 Or...or we could sew them back in. 1045 01:13:07,971 --> 01:13:09,348 l had this shop teacher once, 1046 01:13:09,515 --> 01:13:11,892 who sawed off his thumb in class, 1047 01:13:12,059 --> 01:13:13,685 and then he grabbed some ice, 1048 01:13:13,852 --> 01:13:15,646 drove to the emergency room, 1049 01:13:15,813 --> 01:13:18,524 the next day, sure enough, he has his thumb. 1050 01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:22,986 Didn't bend so well, but, you know, he could, like, hitchhike and stuff. 1051 01:13:23,153 --> 01:13:24,988 (MACHlNE WHlRRS) 1052 01:13:26,406 --> 01:13:27,783 (WHlRRlNG STOPS) 1053 01:13:27,950 --> 01:13:30,327 l'm just checking to see if it works. 1054 01:13:30,494 --> 01:13:32,079 (WATER RUNNlNG) 1055 01:13:34,248 --> 01:13:38,085 (WHlRRlNG) 1056 01:13:46,552 --> 01:13:49,680 l guess they, uh, weren't brass. 1057 01:13:57,312 --> 01:13:59,439 You're not laughing, are you? 1058 01:14:00,482 --> 01:14:03,485 Well, no wonder. This isn't a laughing matter at all. 1059 01:14:05,154 --> 01:14:08,031 l don't know. Maybe Donna's smiling just a tad. 1060 01:14:08,198 --> 01:14:10,909 (SIGHS) I didn't do anything to her. 1061 01:14:14,288 --> 01:14:15,831 Maybe, maybe not. 1062 01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:20,419 But l suggest you track down the guy who did 1063 01:14:20,586 --> 01:14:24,214 'cause, well, he has no idea what's waiting for him. 1064 01:14:24,381 --> 01:14:25,757 Here. 1065 01:14:25,924 --> 01:14:27,342 You really need to rehydrate. 1066 01:14:27,509 --> 01:14:30,721 Jeff, please. Come on. 1067 01:14:33,348 --> 01:14:35,350 (SPITS) 1068 01:14:38,103 --> 01:14:39,855 Jeff, l'm serious. 1069 01:14:41,857 --> 01:14:44,026 You really, really need to drink this, OK? 1070 01:14:45,527 --> 01:14:47,196 Come on. 1071 01:14:48,739 --> 01:14:50,699 Attaboy. 1072 01:14:51,992 --> 01:14:53,535 OK? Do you want more? 1073 01:14:55,662 --> 01:14:58,165 Why are you being so nice to me now? 1074 01:15:03,170 --> 01:15:05,422 You're kinda pitiful now, aren't you? 1075 01:15:06,465 --> 01:15:10,594 l mean, it's going to be tricky, you know, not letting anyone find out about... 1076 01:15:13,138 --> 01:15:14,848 No more sex. 1077 01:15:15,015 --> 01:15:18,519 No more taking public showers. 1078 01:15:19,561 --> 01:15:21,939 But one of these days you're going to get a physical, 1079 01:15:22,105 --> 01:15:23,732 and your doctor's going to find out. 1080 01:15:23,899 --> 01:15:27,152 And don't worry, l mean, he's not gonna tell his golf buddies... 1081 01:15:28,403 --> 01:15:30,280 ..and they're not gonna tell their friends, 1082 01:15:30,447 --> 01:15:32,950 and they're not gonna tell their friends. 1083 01:15:33,992 --> 01:15:36,662 But a couple years down the road you're going to start wondering, 1084 01:15:36,829 --> 01:15:38,789 do your publishers know? 1085 01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:42,125 Do your models know? 1086 01:15:44,962 --> 01:15:46,755 Does Janelle know? 1087 01:15:49,842 --> 01:15:52,052 Ohhh. 1088 01:15:52,219 --> 01:15:53,929 God, l'm sweating. 1089 01:15:54,972 --> 01:15:56,974 Look, l'll go take a shower 1090 01:15:57,141 --> 01:15:59,393 and then l'll be out of your life, OK? 1091 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,436 I'll find you. 1092 01:16:01,603 --> 01:16:04,898 Don't make threats while you're still tied down. 1093 01:16:05,065 --> 01:16:06,441 I'm just saying... 1094 01:16:06,608 --> 01:16:08,777 What do you expect me to do about it, hmm? 1095 01:16:08,944 --> 01:16:10,487 I'm just saying. 1096 01:16:12,322 --> 01:16:17,661 The easiest thing for me to do would be to just kill you. 1097 01:16:20,497 --> 01:16:23,375 But l already told you l'm not going to do that. 1098 01:16:27,379 --> 01:16:29,882 You don't get off that easy, Jeff. 1099 01:16:34,219 --> 01:16:35,721 l'm sweating like a pig. Seriously. 1100 01:16:35,888 --> 01:16:38,098 Um...l gotta go have a shower, 1101 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:42,186 and then when l come back later, maybe we can chat some more. 1102 01:17:07,377 --> 01:17:10,255 (GRUNTS) 1103 01:18:07,980 --> 01:18:11,275 I'm all here. 1104 01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:32,963 TV CHARACTER: Why, you can see it with your very own eyes. 1105 01:18:33,130 --> 01:18:34,673 Come on. Come on. 1106 01:19:08,332 --> 01:19:10,542 (SHOWER RUNS) 1107 01:19:19,009 --> 01:19:21,470 (TASER WHlRRS) (SCREAMS) 1108 01:19:43,867 --> 01:19:45,494 (TASER WHlRRS) 1109 01:20:31,206 --> 01:20:32,332 (SMASH!) 1110 01:20:33,584 --> 01:20:34,626 Fuck. 1111 01:20:38,005 --> 01:20:40,883 (TASER WHlRRS) (GROANS) 1112 01:21:10,746 --> 01:21:12,247 Hey, Trace. 1113 01:21:12,414 --> 01:21:15,125 Look, l'm gonna be done, like, so much sooner than l thought, 1114 01:21:15,292 --> 01:21:17,336 so do you wanna catch a movie or something? 1115 01:21:17,503 --> 01:21:19,046 Cool. 1116 01:21:20,881 --> 01:21:23,300 No, l'm not telling you. 1117 01:21:41,527 --> 01:21:44,488 Yes, this is Lieutenant Hayley, LAPD. 1118 01:21:44,655 --> 01:21:47,741 You're acquainted with a photographer, one Jeffrey Kohlver? 1119 01:21:49,910 --> 01:21:52,704 Yes, there's been an incident here. 1120 01:21:52,871 --> 01:21:54,915 ls it possible that you can assist us? 1121 01:21:57,125 --> 01:22:00,170 l'm not at liberty to discuss that at this moment, ma'am, 1122 01:22:00,337 --> 01:22:02,422 but it's a very delicate matter 1123 01:22:02,589 --> 01:22:04,383 and the sooner we can speak with you here, 1124 01:22:04,550 --> 01:22:07,719 the better chance we have of keeping it out of the newspapers. 1125 01:22:09,721 --> 01:22:11,140 We appreciate that. 1126 01:22:11,306 --> 01:22:12,933 The address... 1127 01:22:15,477 --> 01:22:17,104 Yes. 1128 01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:19,231 Yes, that's the place. 1129 01:22:20,274 --> 01:22:22,651 How soon do you think you can be here? 1130 01:23:08,030 --> 01:23:09,740 Steady. 1131 01:23:09,907 --> 01:23:11,450 Stand straight. 1132 01:23:11,617 --> 01:23:13,202 Attaboy. 1133 01:23:19,708 --> 01:23:21,543 (GRUNTS) 1134 01:23:29,593 --> 01:23:31,637 You're insane. 1135 01:23:31,804 --> 01:23:33,180 Right. 1136 01:23:33,347 --> 01:23:36,183 Which l did tell you when we first met, remember? 1137 01:23:37,226 --> 01:23:39,186 Four out of five doctors agree. 1138 01:23:42,523 --> 01:23:44,775 Maybe l should ask my therapist. 1139 01:23:44,942 --> 01:23:46,985 See what she thinks about it. 1140 01:23:47,152 --> 01:23:49,822 Ask her how much it would cost to get a padded cell... 1141 01:23:49,988 --> 01:23:51,907 (DOORBELL RlNGS) 1142 01:23:53,784 --> 01:23:54,660 Help! 1143 01:23:54,827 --> 01:23:57,663 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 1144 01:23:57,830 --> 01:23:59,581 Shut up. 1145 01:24:00,791 --> 01:24:02,417 Hi. 1146 01:24:02,584 --> 01:24:04,419 Oh, hello. Is Mr Kohlver here? 1147 01:24:04,586 --> 01:24:07,923 Um, he's asleep. Not feeling so well. 1148 01:24:08,090 --> 01:24:10,008 l think it's food poisoning. 1149 01:24:10,175 --> 01:24:11,552 I'm sorry to hear that. 1150 01:24:11,718 --> 01:24:13,262 Are you... 1151 01:24:13,428 --> 01:24:14,805 l'm his niece. 1152 01:24:14,972 --> 01:24:17,224 Oh, really? Yeah. 1153 01:24:18,809 --> 01:24:20,435 Can I ask you something? 1154 01:24:20,602 --> 01:24:22,146 OK. 1155 01:24:22,312 --> 01:24:24,731 I might be a little out of line here. 1156 01:24:27,317 --> 01:24:29,278 Do you babysit? 1157 01:24:30,988 --> 01:24:32,906 Yeah, yeah. l do. l do. 1158 01:24:33,073 --> 01:24:35,826 Um, but l'm only here for, like, a couple more days. 1159 01:24:35,993 --> 01:24:37,452 Oh, that's too bad. 1160 01:24:37,619 --> 01:24:39,788 I'm on a constant patrol for new babysitters. 1161 01:24:39,955 --> 01:24:41,498 Right. 1162 01:24:42,541 --> 01:24:44,793 Are those... Oh. 1163 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:47,045 Yes. Mr Kohlver's cookies. 1164 01:24:47,212 --> 01:24:48,589 My daughter's a Girl Scout 1165 01:24:48,755 --> 01:24:50,132 and we've been trying to deliver these, 1166 01:24:50,299 --> 01:24:52,718 but we've always been missing him, so here they are, yummy stuff. 1167 01:24:52,885 --> 01:24:54,928 Thanks. 1168 01:24:56,013 --> 01:24:58,599 Yeah. Uncle Jeff loves his Girl Scouts, so... 1169 01:25:01,477 --> 01:25:03,896 You should probably... What? 1170 01:25:04,062 --> 01:25:06,231 Well, pay me. 1171 01:25:06,398 --> 01:25:08,859 Oh, right. Yeah. l'm sorry. How much is it? 1172 01:25:09,026 --> 01:25:10,402 Six. Six. 1173 01:25:10,569 --> 01:25:12,112 Right. 1174 01:25:14,114 --> 01:25:15,616 Um... 1175 01:25:15,782 --> 01:25:18,577 Can you just wait here for a second? No problem. Sure. 1176 01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:26,376 (MUFFLED SCREAMS) 1177 01:25:33,842 --> 01:25:35,219 Here you go. Oh. 1178 01:25:35,385 --> 01:25:37,554 Did I hear something? 1179 01:25:39,056 --> 01:25:43,018 Yeah, the food poisoning. He's...vomiting and... 1180 01:25:43,185 --> 01:25:44,436 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1181 01:25:44,603 --> 01:25:46,814 Your cookies. Oh, right. Sorry. 1182 01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:49,900 And if you're going to be around any longer, 1183 01:25:50,067 --> 01:25:52,319 I'm just...I'm three houses down, across. 1184 01:25:52,486 --> 01:25:55,280 I can always, always, always use a new sitter. 1185 01:25:56,365 --> 01:25:58,367 l wish l could, but... Yeah, me too. 1186 01:25:58,534 --> 01:25:59,910 Well... 1187 01:26:00,077 --> 01:26:02,454 So how's the roof? 1188 01:26:04,414 --> 01:26:05,791 Sorry? 1189 01:26:05,958 --> 01:26:07,543 You were on the roof. 1190 01:26:09,753 --> 01:26:11,129 l was. 1191 01:26:11,296 --> 01:26:14,049 Just a little while ago I was trimming my roses and I looked up 1192 01:26:14,216 --> 01:26:17,010 and I saw you there, I was wondering who it was. 1193 01:26:19,763 --> 01:26:22,015 Ah, yeah, we... There's, uh... 1194 01:26:22,182 --> 01:26:23,559 We had a leak 1195 01:26:23,725 --> 01:26:25,727 and l...just thought l'd go up and check. 1196 01:26:25,894 --> 01:26:28,063 Your uncle made you go up on the roof? 1197 01:26:29,690 --> 01:26:31,191 Well... 1198 01:26:31,358 --> 01:26:37,072 He's sick and l said l'd go and see if there's, like, a hole or... 1199 01:26:37,239 --> 01:26:39,032 Right. 1200 01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:40,784 Did it rain? 1201 01:26:46,123 --> 01:26:49,418 l have to go back to my uncle. 1202 01:26:49,585 --> 01:26:51,670 Oh, sure. No problem. 1203 01:26:51,837 --> 01:26:53,922 Just tell him Judy Tokuda said hello. 1204 01:26:54,089 --> 01:26:55,466 You bet. OK? 1205 01:26:55,632 --> 01:26:57,176 You bet. Thanks. 1206 01:27:01,597 --> 01:27:04,766 Well...it's yummy stuff. 1207 01:27:04,933 --> 01:27:08,937 A leak? That's all you could come up with? Pathetic. 1208 01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:13,150 Don't piss me off right now, Uncle Jeff. 1209 01:27:16,195 --> 01:27:18,030 She'll be back. 1210 01:27:18,197 --> 01:27:20,199 She thinks you're flaky. 1211 01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:23,744 You might need help, putting it fucking mildly. 1212 01:27:23,911 --> 01:27:25,454 When you got loose... 1213 01:27:26,538 --> 01:27:28,499 ..did you call the police, did you run for help, 1214 01:27:28,665 --> 01:27:30,042 like an innocent person would? 1215 01:27:30,209 --> 01:27:31,877 I did call. Oh, yeah? 1216 01:27:33,545 --> 01:27:36,840 Why don't we just press redial and see? 1217 01:27:41,595 --> 01:27:43,013 Face it, Jeff. 1218 01:27:43,180 --> 01:27:45,808 You could have gotten away and you didn't. 1219 01:27:47,518 --> 01:27:49,770 Now it's so easy. 1220 01:27:52,314 --> 01:27:53,690 l leave you here, 1221 01:27:53,857 --> 01:27:55,984 someone will find you... 1222 01:27:57,027 --> 01:27:59,571 ..along with the photo of Donna 1223 01:27:59,738 --> 01:28:03,283 and the confession that l ytped on your computer. 1224 01:28:04,493 --> 01:28:06,036 Or... 1225 01:28:07,079 --> 01:28:09,373 ..l have a special time-limited offer. 1226 01:28:10,415 --> 01:28:12,876 You step off that chair, you end it all, 1227 01:28:13,043 --> 01:28:15,128 l destroy all the evidence. 1228 01:28:15,295 --> 01:28:18,549 No-one will ever know why you killed yourself, 1229 01:28:18,715 --> 01:28:20,509 not even Janelle. 1230 01:28:20,676 --> 01:28:23,095 I didn't kill Donna Mauer. Oh, come on. 1231 01:28:23,262 --> 01:28:25,347 We've been over this. Fuck you. I'm not gonna beg. 1232 01:28:25,514 --> 01:28:27,391 You mean you're not going to beg again? 1233 01:28:27,558 --> 01:28:29,309 Because you do it so well. 1234 01:28:29,476 --> 01:28:31,019 Please. 1235 01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:36,608 Please, pretyt please, with a cherry on top. 1236 01:28:38,110 --> 01:28:40,279 One that you just had to pop. 1237 01:28:43,657 --> 01:28:45,367 You'll leave a clue. 1238 01:28:45,534 --> 01:28:47,911 You've messed up once already. 1239 01:28:48,078 --> 01:28:49,454 More than once. 1240 01:28:49,621 --> 01:28:51,456 Mrs Tokuda's made you. 1241 01:28:51,623 --> 01:28:53,375 She's figured you out. 1242 01:28:54,418 --> 01:28:55,961 They'll find you. 1243 01:28:57,004 --> 01:28:59,423 They might. No. They will. 1244 01:28:59,590 --> 01:29:02,885 You'll spend the rest of your life lookin' over your shoulder. 1245 01:29:03,051 --> 01:29:08,140 Waking up in the middle of the night, jumping at every noise. 1246 01:29:12,644 --> 01:29:16,190 How hard do you think they're going to look for me, really? 1247 01:29:17,232 --> 01:29:20,819 l mean, they find a paedophile killer all gift-wrapped for them, 1248 01:29:20,986 --> 01:29:23,155 do you think they're going to care who did the work? 1249 01:29:23,322 --> 01:29:25,073 Do you think they're even gonna bring it up? 1250 01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:29,369 And you know what, l will have the biggest legal defence you ever saw. 1251 01:29:29,536 --> 01:29:32,873 lf everyone who was ever molested sends me $5, 1252 01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:37,461 oh, come on, l'll be able to afford the best fucking lawyer in the world. 1253 01:29:38,504 --> 01:29:41,089 Want the worst case scenario? 1254 01:29:41,256 --> 01:29:43,550 Two years of communiyt service. 1255 01:29:44,676 --> 01:29:48,096 Jodie Foster directs the movie version of the whole thing. 1256 01:29:54,853 --> 01:29:57,022 Who do you want to play you? 1257 01:29:59,024 --> 01:30:01,777 (BOTH GRUNT AND SHOUT) 1258 01:30:18,293 --> 01:30:20,170 Fuck. Fuck. 1259 01:30:22,756 --> 01:30:24,758 (COUGHS) 1260 01:30:50,450 --> 01:30:52,411 You didn't leave, did ya? 1261 01:30:53,453 --> 01:30:54,997 No. 1262 01:30:56,331 --> 01:31:00,460 You don't wanna leave me, do ya? 1263 01:31:11,346 --> 01:31:12,973 (DISTANTLY) Where are ya? 1264 01:31:13,140 --> 01:31:16,768 We've spent too much time only to walk away. 1265 01:31:18,854 --> 01:31:20,939 I know you're not gonna leave. 1266 01:31:21,982 --> 01:31:23,734 Come on! 1267 01:31:57,309 --> 01:31:59,812 (ELECTRONlC DANCE MUSlC) 1268 01:32:12,991 --> 01:32:14,368 Oh, you're good. 1269 01:32:14,535 --> 01:32:16,745 You're so good. You're so fucking good! 1270 01:32:16,912 --> 01:32:18,831 You're just like her. You're just like her. 1271 01:32:18,997 --> 01:32:20,374 You're all just fucking like her! 1272 01:32:20,541 --> 01:32:22,417 You wanna drive a man fucking crazy, 1273 01:32:22,584 --> 01:32:25,003 then go, until you go out of your fucking mind! 1274 01:32:25,170 --> 01:32:28,090 Then go! Go on your fucking way! 1275 01:32:28,257 --> 01:32:31,802 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1276 01:32:31,969 --> 01:32:33,512 Go! 1277 01:32:37,850 --> 01:32:39,518 You're right. 1278 01:32:39,685 --> 01:32:41,353 You're right, Hayley. 1279 01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:44,231 Thank you. Thank you. 1280 01:32:45,274 --> 01:32:46,650 This is me. 1281 01:32:46,817 --> 01:32:48,777 This is who I am. 1282 01:32:48,944 --> 01:32:50,529 Thank you. 1283 01:32:50,696 --> 01:32:52,865 Thank you for helping me see it. 1284 01:32:53,907 --> 01:32:55,284 (THUD! THUD!) 1285 01:33:43,665 --> 01:33:45,542 What took you so long? 1286 01:33:45,709 --> 01:33:46,627 You dropped this. 1287 01:33:46,793 --> 01:33:48,212 l had to. Yeah? 1288 01:33:48,378 --> 01:33:49,755 Or you would've been down there forever. 1289 01:33:49,922 --> 01:33:51,298 What were you doing, jerkin' off? 1290 01:33:51,465 --> 01:33:53,509 Which do you wanna fuck first, me or the knife? 1291 01:33:53,675 --> 01:33:55,677 Uh-uh. You know how to use that, huh? 1292 01:33:55,844 --> 01:33:58,222 (COCKS GUN) Honour student, remember? 1293 01:33:59,264 --> 01:34:01,767 Nothing l can't do when l put my mind to it. 1294 01:34:01,934 --> 01:34:03,477 (FlRES GUN) 1295 01:34:06,605 --> 01:34:08,857 Toss the knife in the backyard! 1296 01:34:09,024 --> 01:34:10,192 Why? 1297 01:34:10,359 --> 01:34:12,486 Or you'll shoot again? Go on, shoot me. Shoot me! 1298 01:34:12,653 --> 01:34:15,322 You're not gonna shoot me! lt's not me you have to worry about. 1299 01:34:15,489 --> 01:34:17,574 lt's Janelle. 1300 01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:20,077 l called her. 1301 01:34:20,244 --> 01:34:23,539 Told her l was Lieutenant Hayley from the LAPD. 1302 01:34:24,665 --> 01:34:26,583 How far does she live, Jeff? 1303 01:34:28,669 --> 01:34:30,462 Look over there. No, no... 1304 01:34:30,629 --> 01:34:32,673 Look over there! 1305 01:34:38,345 --> 01:34:40,222 The deal's still open. 1306 01:34:41,265 --> 01:34:44,810 You put the noose around your neck, you end this whole game. 1307 01:34:44,977 --> 01:34:48,772 l will still clean up all the evidence. You're running out of time! 1308 01:34:50,732 --> 01:34:52,818 Or we can wait for her. 1309 01:34:54,444 --> 01:34:56,321 And l'll pull off my clothes... 1310 01:34:57,364 --> 01:34:59,741 ..and l will run into her arms. 1311 01:35:00,909 --> 01:35:02,911 What? Unless I hang myself? 1312 01:35:06,623 --> 01:35:08,000 I'll find you. I'll track you down! 1313 01:35:08,167 --> 01:35:09,835 Assuming you knew anything about me. 1314 01:35:10,002 --> 01:35:12,045 What, a Calabasas girl whose dad teaches at UCW 1315 01:35:12,212 --> 01:35:13,589 shouldn't be that hard to find. 1316 01:35:13,755 --> 01:35:15,132 You believed all that? 1317 01:35:15,299 --> 01:35:17,301 Huh? 1318 01:35:20,304 --> 01:35:21,930 God! Who are you? 1319 01:35:23,432 --> 01:35:25,434 lt's hard to say for sure. 1320 01:35:26,894 --> 01:35:29,021 Maybe not a Calabasas girl. 1321 01:35:29,188 --> 01:35:32,232 Maybe not the daughter of a med school professor. 1322 01:35:32,399 --> 01:35:34,359 Maybe not even a friend of Donna Mauer. 1323 01:35:34,526 --> 01:35:36,278 Maybe not even named Hayley. 1324 01:35:40,991 --> 01:35:42,993 Who the hell are you?! 1325 01:35:45,829 --> 01:35:50,167 l am every little girl you ever watched, 1326 01:35:50,334 --> 01:35:52,920 touched, hurt, 1327 01:35:53,086 --> 01:35:55,964 screwed, killed. 1328 01:36:13,899 --> 01:36:15,776 She's gonna find it, Jeff. No, no. 1329 01:36:15,943 --> 01:36:17,778 Jeff, she's gonna find it all. 1330 01:36:17,945 --> 01:36:19,321 Put on the noose. 1331 01:36:19,488 --> 01:36:21,573 Put on the noose and jump, and l'll stop it. 1332 01:36:23,742 --> 01:36:26,370 She'll never find out. (CRIES) 1333 01:36:26,537 --> 01:36:28,080 She'll just think you were some sad man... 1334 01:36:28,247 --> 01:36:31,041 ..some sad man who she never should have left. 1335 01:36:33,877 --> 01:36:34,920 Jeff? 1336 01:36:41,718 --> 01:36:44,179 Bad things... (CRIES) 1337 01:36:44,346 --> 01:36:46,431 Fucking awful things will happen to you in prison. 1338 01:36:46,598 --> 01:36:47,975 This is the only way. 1339 01:36:48,142 --> 01:36:50,060 You'll wish you'd killed yourself when you had the chance. 1340 01:36:50,227 --> 01:36:51,770 lt's the only way. 1341 01:36:52,980 --> 01:36:54,773 lt's the only way, Jeff. 1342 01:37:01,446 --> 01:37:03,240 (KNOCKS) 1343 01:37:03,407 --> 01:37:04,324 Jeff! 1344 01:37:04,491 --> 01:37:07,494 (DOORBELL RlNGS) 1345 01:37:21,717 --> 01:37:23,844 I didn't kill her. 1346 01:37:27,514 --> 01:37:29,600 I just watched. 1347 01:37:31,643 --> 01:37:33,937 I wanted to take pictures... 1348 01:37:35,481 --> 01:37:37,149 ..but he wouldn't let me. 1349 01:37:38,192 --> 01:37:40,110 It was me and another guy. 1350 01:37:41,153 --> 01:37:43,489 I didn't do it. I swear. 1351 01:37:43,655 --> 01:37:45,032 I'll tell you his name, 1352 01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:47,201 and I'll help you find him. 1353 01:37:47,367 --> 01:37:49,161 I'll help you find him. 1354 01:37:52,998 --> 01:37:55,167 l know his name. 1355 01:37:56,543 --> 01:37:58,962 l know his name, Jeff. 1356 01:38:02,132 --> 01:38:04,301 You know what's funny? 1357 01:38:12,142 --> 01:38:14,812 Aaron told me you did it before he killed himself. 1358 01:38:19,983 --> 01:38:22,528 It was him. It wasn't me. 1359 01:38:27,783 --> 01:38:29,785 l don't care. 1360 01:38:38,919 --> 01:38:40,462 Jeff? 1361 01:39:30,304 --> 01:39:31,889 Don't worry. 1362 01:39:32,055 --> 01:39:35,309 l promise l'll...l'll take care of it all. 1363 01:40:05,881 --> 01:40:07,841 Or not. 1364 01:40:23,148 --> 01:40:25,192 (ROCK MUSlC) 1365 01:40:35,369 --> 01:40:41,667 ♪ Angel, l can see myself in your eyes 1366 01:40:46,964 --> 01:40:53,637 ♪ Angel, won't you feel for me from your heart? 1367 01:40:58,058 --> 01:41:04,857 ♪ Ah, do return my heart to me 1368 01:41:09,486 --> 01:41:16,326 ♪ No, don't insist, l'm already hurt 1369 01:41:21,373 --> 01:41:22,833 ♪ Elephant girl 1370 01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:27,546 ♪ lt was an accident unfortunate 1371 01:41:32,968 --> 01:41:36,221 ♪ Angel threw me like a rubber band 1372 01:41:36,388 --> 01:41:39,016 ♪ Aiming for the ground 1373 01:41:44,146 --> 01:41:51,278 ♪ Why amuse yourself in such a way? 1374 01:41:55,491 --> 01:42:02,164 ♪ No, don't insist, l'm already hurt 1375 01:42:07,628 --> 01:42:17,387 ♪ Lay me down on the ground softly, softly 1376 01:42:19,097 --> 01:42:27,856 ♪ Don't remove my head, hurts much too much 1377 01:42:30,234 --> 01:42:37,449 ♪ l really don't think l would miss it 1378 01:42:37,616 --> 01:42:41,537 ♪ l shed no tears for broken me 1379 01:42:41,703 --> 01:42:49,461 ♪ Ah, you never know it, my peace of mind 1380 01:42:52,881 --> 01:42:59,513 ♪ Now inside and outside are matching 1381 01:43:45,309 --> 01:43:49,313 ♪ Oh, if you never return it 1382 01:43:49,480 --> 01:43:52,566 ♪ Will it break your wings? 1383 01:43:52,733 --> 01:44:03,577 ♪ Will you shed no tears for broken me? ♪