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Stop denying it, Brittany.

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You're a teenage stripper.

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We found the tassels.

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And the teaching.

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And the brass pole in the garage.

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But you're not training to be a
firefighter, are you?

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Are you?

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I still say she's not maternal enough. I
agree. I mean, she's not maternal.

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She's not nurturing.

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You were wonderful.

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Powerful. Very powerful.

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Thank you.

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You know, I haven't read such a
gripping, moving script since... Gandhi.

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Now that's acting.

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What took you so long? My piano
competition is only two days away and

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to find a dress.

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Zoe, I'm sorry. I was trying to get a
pathetic part in a cheesy cable movie.

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And, professional that I am, I do not
leave an audition until I am thoroughly

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humiliated.

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Well, I have perfect confidence in your
mother.

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You always get the pathetic parts.

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Thank you, sweetheart.

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But apparently they feel that I, mother
of two, grandmother of one with another

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in the way, am not maternal and
nurturing.

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I hope their cars blow up.

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I hate how Hollywood has no regard for
people's feelings. I mean, what am I

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going to wear?

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Whether I get this job or not, Zoe, I
promised I'd buy you a dress, and I'm

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going to buy you a dress.

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And don't worry.

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Burlap doesn't chafe if you line it.

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Oh, Mother.

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Honey, I'm kidding.

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I've never felt this loss before.

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Huh?

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That's why I came to you, mother of two,
grandmother of one, with another on the

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way.

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My baby, come.

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Let me nurture you.

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They're gone, aren't they?

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No, they're still there.

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Nice try, mother.

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Too late, you hugged me, and people saw
it.

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I'm taking that vow.

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Nice work if you can get it. And if you
get it, won't you tell me

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how?

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Ten -four. She's in the elevator.

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Estimated arrival time, ten seconds.

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Man your stations, people. This is not a
drill. I repeat, this is not...

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See, Zoe, this is why we came with
Marianne. It's so much more fun than

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in coach.

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I really do need a dress.

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Excuse me if I don't stay for the
coronation.

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May I just say, Mrs. Thorpe, you look
radiant.

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Strange.

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There's no latte in my hand.

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That makes my other hand sad.

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My check -writing hand.

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This is nice.

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What do you think?

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I think it's totally Janet Reno.

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Really? I was thinking it's more J.
Edgar Hoover.

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See,

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she doesn't want me here at all.

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I'm just a giant blonde wallet.

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Thank you so much for shopping with me.
I mean, I know you're busy, but I love

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hanging out with you. Hey, who's my
number one princess?

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Me.

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Wow. What department did he find her in?

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I want one.

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's
daughter.

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I'm kidding. Zoe and I have our moment.

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Mother, move.

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See?

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Some mothers go their whole lives
without experiencing a moment like that.

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Excuse me.

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I hate to bother you, but my daughter
needs help picking out a dress, and I'm

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completely useless.

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I think she looks great in everything.

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What about this, Dad?

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Looks great to me.

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Good God, what toxic spill did that
climb on?

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You know, I think this would look a
whole lot better on you. Oh, it's

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I'll just tell the salesperson this made
me look a little hippie.

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You have such great taste. Thank you.
No, thank you.

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No, thank you.

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Sybil, you can play with her in the
store, but you can't take her home.

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Please, if I promise not to ask for
anything else the whole year.

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It's amazing how quickly they grow up,
isn't it?

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I wouldn't know.

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Zoe's been 30 since she was 12.

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I'm Larry, by the way. Oh, hi, I'm
Sybil. Hi. Hi.

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I have to ask you something.

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How does it feel to have your daughter
actually like you?

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Oh, I'm sure your daughter likes you.
How could anybody not like you?

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I mean, you're really nice. I mean,
you're lovely. I mean, security, remove

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man.

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Zoe, you're kidding.

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What? It's got that thing on the
shoulder.

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It makes a statement.

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There are a lot of other people
competing. I want the judges to remember

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Honey. People remember Pearl Harbor,
too.

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If I don't have a problem with it, why
do you have a problem with it?

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I don't have a problem with it.

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I just hope my face doesn't freeze like
this.

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My friends are going to die when they
see me in this. I'm so happy. I can

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explode.

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Please do.

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You know, I'm going to need shoes and a
purse.

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Maybe you could help us pick it all out?

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Oh. Well, I'm sure Sybil's busy.

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Yeah, I'm here with my own daughter and
we're looking for a... She'd love to.

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What? She needs your help and I don't.

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Zoe, this dress is important for your
performance.

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I'll be fine.

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Really.

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Really.

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She's a good kid.

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She's just so damn clingy.

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of Gibraltar 3.

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I didn't see the first two, so I'm
afraid I'd be lost.

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Get back here, Miss B. This is
California.

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And working out is the law.

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If you don't like it, move to a dairy
state.

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Oh, did you buy yourself something?

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No, it's da -da -da -da, the dress.

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So, this is the Shroud of Zoe.

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It comes from the Hip and Hideous
collection.

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Can you believe that thing on the
shoulder?

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No, don't touch it!

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You don't know if it's friendly.

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We come in peace.

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Why couldn't you let me help her pick
out a dress?

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Oh, darling, I know.

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It's awful when a loved one is shopping
impaired.

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But there's a wonderful clinic in Milan.

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This certainly isn't the first time
Zoe's barred me from her life.

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Maybe I'm just not as good at shrugging
it off as I used to be. Of course, it

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doesn't help to see Larry and Melinda
together.

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He was pretty taken with you. Will we be
seeing Larry and Sybil together?

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I don't know.

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There's Roger.

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Sybil, you and Roger have no commitment.

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What if it's another 27 years before you
see him again?

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Ask Larry to Zoe's competition tonight.
It's harmless. Unless, of course, he's

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married.

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He's a widower. Dead wife!

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Score!

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Oh, yeah.

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Please do that when you see him tonight.

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Why don't you just use the piano?

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I don't want to hear the music. I just
want to concentrate on the fingering.

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Okay.

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I'll get it.

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Hey.

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Oh, don't interrupt her. Just, uh, here,
give her this.

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I've had it since I was a kid. It always
brought me luck.

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A rabbit's foot?

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You slaughtered an innocent animal for
some silly superstition?

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I didn't personally slaughter the
rabbit, Justin. I shot a giant panda out

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tree and he fell on it.

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An animal gave its life for this.

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Well, maybe not his life, but definitely
his dancing career.

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You know, you could have just gotten her
a four -leaf clover. Or don't they

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scream loud enough when you pluck them?

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It's just a rabbit's foot.

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Oh. Oh, yeah?

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Well, is that what you think Mrs.

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Bunny said to Baby Bunny when they
noticed Daddy can only hop in circles?

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Now, press your back against your
partner's and sink to the floor.

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Really feel it in your thighs.

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Damn you. Damn you.

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Now,

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partner one, pull partner two over your
back.

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I don't wanna.

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I don't wanna.

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Come on, just a little bit further.
Trust me. It's good for your gluteal

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rotating ligatoid thingy.

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video camera.

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Mother, this is not my second grade
Christmas pageant.

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No, but it's your first big piano
competition, and you're going to want to

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this again sometime.

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And what's the deal here? Am I not
supposed to share in any of this?

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I told you where it was.

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I know. I can wait outside by the
dumpster and shoot you through the

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It'll be gritty and artsy and... No.

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I'm not going to say a thing about the
dress.

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Yes, you are.

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No, I'm not.

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You know, you could still take that
thing off the shoulder.

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You were right.

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We've been through this, okay?

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It's my performance tonight. I'll pick
what I'm playing, and I'll pick what I'm

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wearing, all right?

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All right, then.

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Is it all right if I bring Larry to the
concert?

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Sure. Maybe he can bring Melinda, and
she can just explode, and we'll all be

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covered in perky chunks.

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What did Melinda ever do to you?

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Oh, I know. She values my opinion.

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That's why you were so rude to her.

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Whatever. And you're walking away from
me now because you know I'm right. What

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do you want from me? Do you want me to
be all gushy and cute with you like

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Melinda is? Because if you do, it will
require a very expensive lobotomy.

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So, you'd have to be surgically altered
to like me. Wow.

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I must be really horrible.

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Oh, God. Why did I ever move back here?
I'll take a stab at it. Free food, free

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rent, and a free punching bag called
Mom.

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A lobotomy is not as pricey as she would
have you believe.

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Motherhood bites!

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The rabbit was already dead when they
took the foot.

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Oh, so I guess you don't mind if after
you die we hollow out your leg and use

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as a lucky umbrella stand.

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Oh, stop this silly argument.

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Justin's right.

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It was wrong to kill the rabbit for just
its foot.

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Could have at least lined some gloves
and made a nice muff.

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Zoe is so excited. She found out there's
an opening at the concert. Observatory.

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And if she does well tonight, she thinks
she's got a shot at it. So you two

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finally talked?

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No.

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Rachel called from Boston to wish her
luck, and I happened over here.

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Some people call it eavesdropping.

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I call it quality time.

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Zoe's up next.

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Put that away. She doesn't want us to
tape tonight.

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She told me it was okay.

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She may want to see it someday.

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He gets to tape this and I don't?

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Help me navigate this moment.

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Okay.

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It's... Different with fathers and
daughters.

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She doesn't live with him.

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She's doing it just to make you crazy.

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That's the one.

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Zoe, you suck.

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Why do all of our home videos have to
start that way?

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Sorry, I'm late.

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I didn't miss her, did I? No, no, she's
next. Great.

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By the way, this is for you.

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It's a thank you from Melinda for
helping her pick out her dress.

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Oh, look, Marianne.

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She dotted the I in Sybil with a heart.

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Snap out of it.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Zoe Woodbine.

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You sure they'll take this dress back? I
mean, without the thing on the sleeve?

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Oh, Pitt.

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I've returned snow tires here.

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Don't worry, Zoe.

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If she pulls her account from this
store, a month from now it's an IHOP.

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Okay,

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you were right. The dress was a
disaster.

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Not exactly a disaster.

254
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You still came in third.

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And you got honest laughs.

256
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Polly Shore can't say that.

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Anyway, thanks for saving me.

258
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Hey, that dress was eating my daughter.

259
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I did what I had to do, and I'd do it
again.

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And that goes for the rest of yous.

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Look, I'm never going to be the perfect
daughter like Melinda.

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I'm sorry if that's a big disappointment
to you, but it's just not me.

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Okay.

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And I know you want me to get lost, but
I'm not gonna.

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That's just not me.

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I don't want you to get lost.

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I just want you to accept that we're
different.

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You're all warm and huggy, and I'm
normal.

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Okay, but when I remember this moment,
I'm gonna reword that a little.

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This is the dress you wanted me to try
on the other day, isn't it?

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Yeah?

272
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Well, maybe it'll look better on.

273
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She's trying on a dress you like. This
is a major breakthrough.

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Yes.

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Oh, Marianne.

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Did you see that price tag?

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I'm so happy. I could explode.

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Mom, come on.

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I didn't need, you know, shoes and a
purse.

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Do you think that you could help me and
my dad pick it all out?

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Oh, I can't. My husband's waiting for
me. Oh, sorry.

282
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How'd you let her get away?

283
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She was hot.

284
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She was married.

285
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So?

286
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,350
Ugh, you're not too much of a pig.

287
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Just try that brunette over there. And,
uh, the dead mother thing's really been

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working, so play that up.

289
00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:14,910
Do you know how tall your dad is?

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I'd like to get him a body bag.

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A body bag?

292
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That's so funny.

293
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Okay, look.

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I'm an actress.

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He hires me to play the part of his
daughter so I can help him pick up

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You know how some guys, they take a dog
to the park to get dates? Well, Larry

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brings me to women's clothing.

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Good thing I didn't kiss him goodnight.

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I'd have to cut my lips off.

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You're an actress?

301
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Mm -hmm.

302
00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:43,450
Oh. Oh, good.

303
00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:45,810
The world so needs another one.

304
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:52,390
I can't believe you would be so
deceitful and... Hey!

305
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:58,450
Oh, I'm sorry. You must be so upset.
Your perfect daughter is a hired chick

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magnet.

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Breathe a word of this to Zoe and she
moves in with you.

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I'll do it.

309
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I will do it!

310
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:10,470
Listen, are you two going to hurt Larry?

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00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,840
Could I help? He's gross and he pays me
in quarters.

312
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What?

313
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,640
We could do some wonderful things with
your hair.

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A pretty barrette.

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A headband.

316
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,560
Snap out of it.

317
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,680
I'm okay. I'm okay.

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Testing. Testing.

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Can you hear me?

320
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
We have audio.

321
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,190
We have visual contact.

322
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All systems go. Wait, stop!

323
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,690
This is domestic champagne.

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Drop and give me 20.

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Here we go.

326
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Tell her Larry said she looks easy.

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If she plays her cards right, he'll let
her spray him down with cheese whiz and

328
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,670
lick it off.

329
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,330
sorry, but he won't give you your
allowance unless you do this.

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Now, Melinda.

331
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:32,530
Now, Melinda.

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See that woman by the mannequin?

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Tell her Larry wants to bury his face in
her chest while he thinks she'll be

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coming around the mountain.