1 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,507 Are you Graham? 2 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,924 - Yes. - What do you want? 3 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,097 I like to escape. 4 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:02,097 - I imagine we both would. - I'm perfectly free. 5 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,767 You have no money. 6 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,640 Have you? 7 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,731 I intend getting some. 8 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,436 Right. 9 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,229 [Beep] 10 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,356 Strong room, Mr Graham. 11 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:49,446 Mr Thompson is here from head office for a cash inspection. You can come and collect the key. 12 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,870 Right away, sir. 13 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,395 [Guard] Good morning Miss Marsh. You're a popular visitor. 14 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:24,480 Pay day. 15 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,066 [Miss Marsh] I'm the most popular girl in the bank on salary days. 16 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,030 Doesn't go very far does it, Miss Marsh? 17 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,203 I don't want to hurry you but I do have an appointment in twenty minutes. 18 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:40,080 Do you usually conduct your business in museums? 19 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,624 Or are you kinky about old iron? 20 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,633 My office is being redecorated. 21 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,471 What a dreadful tie. 22 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,679 A present from an admirer. 23 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,618 - [Graham] Good morning. - Hello. 24 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,495 [Graham] Please, sit down. 25 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,594 Oh, Mr Graham. I'm quite frightened to come and see you again. 26 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:33,508 What's the trouble? Naturally we'll help, if we can. 27 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,726 Money, really. 28 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,852 But you have a credit balance of nearly a hundred pounds. 29 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,903 [Britt] You see, as good as nothing. 30 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:50,528 I must be absolutely your most troublesome customer, Mr Graham. 31 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:56,031 I need to have an overdraft of five hundred pounds. If you could possibly be so kind. 32 00:06:56,541 --> 00:07:00,284 Five hundred pounds. That's rather a lot. What security can you offer? 33 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,545 You see, this very kind tax gentlemen give me a... 34 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,296 [Graham] ...a rebate. 35 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:13,176 Because my father's allowance comes from Switzerland, something like that. 36 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,933 May I ask for what purpose you require the loan? 37 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,103 My mother... she's not very well. 38 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:24,772 And she misses me greatly... ...80 I think I should go to Zurich and visit her 39 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,936 Couldn't you ask your father to advance you the money? 40 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,274 [Britt] Oh no, Mr Graham. 41 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,652 My parents are divorced. 42 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,651 It's very sad. 43 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,746 Also my father is very strict. 44 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,745 He always tells me that Nick, my husband, should provide for me. 45 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:41,829 And he doesn't? 46 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,461 Nick is absolutely generous, when he has money. 47 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:48,131 - But that's not exactly very often. - I see, 48 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:51,089 - Do you mind? - No. 49 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:54,676 - You must try to live within your means. - I do try... 50 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:58,434 But money is for spending... ...isn't it, Mr Graham? 51 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:02,729 If you have it... You must learn not to take unnecessary risks. 52 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,853 I never take risks. 53 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:08,314 If we can see our way to helping you, when could you repay the loan? 54 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,478 Quite soon. 55 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,231 - A month. - Then perhaps we'd better say two months. 56 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:14,483 Mr Graham, you're so kind! 57 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,153 Could we say six hundred pounds? 58 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,619 - No. Let's say five hundred. - But I need some new clothes. 59 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:21,915 Oh, it doesn't looks as if you do. 60 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:26,078 No, we'll say five hundred pounds. 61 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,958 And, please don't let me down. 62 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,128 I shall expect you to be in credit in two months from now. 63 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:35,387 Thank you very much, Mr Graham. I'll honestly try to be sensible and manage better. 64 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,676 I'm glad to hear it. 65 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,508 You aren't angry with me, are you Mr Graham? 66 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,054 For asking for the extra hundred pounds? 67 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,357 You aren't angry with me for refusing it, are you? 68 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,241 Nick, I'm back. 69 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:07,953 Anything in the mail? 70 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,372 A great deal. 71 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,630 Oh... ...bills, bills, bills! 72 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,170 Lucky the house is in the family. 73 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,888 Hello, Nanny. 74 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,508 He said he wouldn't be back tonight. 75 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,511 But, Nanny, he was taking me out for dinner! 76 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,271 Well, he's changed his mind. 77 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,640 It's been cut off. 78 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,940 That telephone company is absolutely irresponsible. 79 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,021 I couldn't telephone... ..to the grocer. 80 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,651 Then we have no dinner! 81 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,361 [Nanny hiccups] Pardon. 82 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,619 I'm sure we paid the telephone bill. 83 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,410 They didn't. 84 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,951 Oh, Nanny, why don't you clean this bloody room? 85 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,999 I do my best. 86 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,833 Now I can't find someone to take me out to dinner. 87 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,379 Ah, yes I can! 88 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,510 - Good night. - [Commissonaire] Good night, sir. 89 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,179 Yoo hoo! 90 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,929 [Britt] Hello! 91 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,521 Mr Graham! 92 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,020 Good evening. 93 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,697 Mr Graham. 94 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,157 Hello, Mr Graham. 95 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,447 Good evening. 96 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,749 Do you like it? 97 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,747 Yes, very nice. Have you had it long? 98 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,624 Not exactly... 99 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,540 ...If you'd let me have the extra hundred pounds 100 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:39,678 ...I could've had a hard top, white wall tyres and all sorts of delicious things. 101 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,805 You've spent that five hundred pounds on this? 102 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,345 Oh, no! The deposit was only two hundred. 103 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,720 I had to buy some new clothes. Do you like my suit? 104 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,263 And Switzerland? 105 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,603 My mother is much better. 106 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:58,193 Mr Graham, you are the kindest Bank Manager. 107 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,572 Deputy Bank Manager. 108 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,864 Well, whatever, not to be angry. 109 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,079 You planned this. 110 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:12,412 [laughter] 111 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:15,380 You are very kind only to laugh. 112 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:19,051 As a reward, you shall have a ride in my lovely new car. 113 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,671 - Your car? - Well... our car. 114 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:25,390 Come along, we'll drive to the country and you shall take me to dinner. 115 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,477 [engine starts, then revs] 116 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,767 I can't afford it. 117 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,567 How about a picnic? 118 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:48,531 Isn't this a strange, pretty place? 119 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:01,009 - Where's your husband? - I'm the last to know. 120 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,592 Is that the reason you came to the bank this evening. 121 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,715 For many reasons. 122 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,180 And it's time well-spent in aid of your overdraft. 123 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,979 Mr Graham, you're the first kind man I've known. 124 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,683 Then wouldn't it be more flattering if you call me by my Christian name? 125 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,067 Oh, no! I like Mr Graham. 126 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,609 It sounds like you... . kind and reliable. 127 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:26,114 Nick, my husband is beautiful, charming and so sexy. 128 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,745 But not kind. Not kind at all. 129 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,371 I'm sorry. 130 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,673 You see, all my boyfriends have been super, attractive... 131 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,212 ...but absolute bastards. 132 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:46,717 I don't think a man can keep me, if I'm very sure of him. 133 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,264 Did you, Mr Graham? 134 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,559 The children of broken marriages are often unsettled. Maybe that's your problem? 135 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,387 My parents are devoted. 136 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,598 This morning you told me they were divorced. 137 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,610 Or is that only when you need an overdraft? 138 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,694 You've caught me, Mr Graham. 139 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,695 I was hoping you'd be consistent. 140 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,452 Why? 141 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,207 Both my parents are dead. 142 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,627 You live alone? I'm not married. 143 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,509 Are you queer or divorced? 144 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,591 Neither. 145 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,089 Neither! 146 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,308 My first boyfriend was married. He was the worst. 147 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:40,733 My parents sent me to England to escape from one bastard, and oops! I marry another. 148 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,232 He still phones, writes, 149 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,281 trying to persuade me to leave Nick and come back to Switzerland. 150 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,531 - Is that what you want? - How can I know? 151 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,905 What I need is an attentive lover. 152 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,081 Very rich, who adores me. 153 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:59,161 Who will not be cross if I'm a little bit unfaithful sometimes. 154 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,498 - Your husband sounds ideal. - But he has no money. 155 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,003 No... 156 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:07,169 - Then you have a difficult problem. - Not so very difficult. 157 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:11,682 You see, in my heart, I'm a very faithful woman. 158 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,942 Er, when your husband is away again... 159 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,819 shall we meet? 160 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,363 We have a date at the bank. 161 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,449 That's not for two months! 162 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,032 Maybe we can be... useful to each other before then. 163 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,203 I hope so. 164 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:38,709 Here's a present for you. I bought it for Nick, but he doesn't deserve it. 165 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:44,290 - [Nick's voice] What a dreadful tie. - [Graham's voice] It's a present from an admirer. 166 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,260 I want to discuss a business proposition. May I check my facts? 167 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,184 You are an Earl? 168 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,478 Isn't it obvious? 169 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:02,519 - I've never met one. - I shouldn't draw any conclusions. 170 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:06,270 I'm unusual. Even among my fellow peers. 171 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,274 Yes. 172 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,741 You left Eton... and Oxford... rather prematurely. 173 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,154 I was bored. 174 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,362 You don't sound like an Etonian. 175 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,993 How would you know? 176 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,627 Nowadays only car salesmen sound like Etonians. 177 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,589 We new Etonians cultivate a slight cockney accent... 178 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,716 ...mate. 179 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:32,171 I understand that, apart from your title, you inherited little else. 180 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,386 A taste for nothing but the best without the inclination to provide for it. 181 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:41,347 You have your house in London and a few hundred a year and four guineas expenses every time you visit the House of Lords. 182 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:46,234 I look in most days. It's pocket money and a convenient place to relax. 183 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,232 Are you clever, or just crooked? 184 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,194 I'm shocked, Mr Graham. 185 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,826 In all sincerity... shocked! 186 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,497 [Williams blows his nose] 187 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:05,454 Why should a dependable man like you want to leave the bank? 188 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:07,877 Yes. 189 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,751 Why, Mr Graham? 190 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,712 With respect... why? 191 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,965 Oh I know it's difficult for you to understand, Mr Williams. 192 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,134 I came straight to the bank from school. 193 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,887 And apart from National Service in the army ...I've done nothing else. 194 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,939 - Two years... seeing the world. - In Hounslow. 195 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,601 One mile from where I've lived all my life. 196 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,728 Security, Mr Graham. 197 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:33,906 To be honest your wife and children... 198 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,158 I'm not married. 199 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,198 Ah, not married. 200 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:41,244 - Of course! - I've never been able to afford it. 201 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,791 I've had to support my parents. 202 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,581 Your parents? 203 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,795 I thought they were dead? 204 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,545 Why did you think that, Mr Williams? 205 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,555 I've always wanted an outdoor life really. 206 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,302 Confidentially... with your record... 207 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,478 you'll soon have your own branch... 208 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,397 ...in the country perhaps. Yes. 209 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,727 A bit of gardening... golf... 210 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,070 You play golf? 211 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,405 It's not quite what I had in mind. 212 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:18,076 - But your pension! - I thought... Canada, Australia. 213 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,578 With my savings, a small farm, perhaps. 214 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,951 Then my parents could join me later. 215 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,118 Last night I had a simple meal in the country... 216 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,289 with a friend. 217 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,587 A picnic, in fact. 218 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:33,337 I realised then that the time had come to make the decision. 219 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,467 Well... 220 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,262 ...it's your life, Mr Graham. 221 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,100 But sleep on it. With respect, sleep on it. 222 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,137 - It's in your best interests. - I'm quite sure. 223 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:50,730 You'll see that I've given twelve months' notice. I've not acted hastily. 224 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,771 The last thing I want to do is upset the bank 225 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,899 There are lots of things to arrange before I leave. 226 00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:02,116 Forgive me for being personal, but I understand that your interests are limited to your appearance... 227 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,988 ...and fornication. 228 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,659 - Is there anything else? - Money. 229 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,163 In so far as it allows me to pursue my interests more vigorously. 230 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,506 You are by nature intelligent, extravagant, immoral... 231 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,386 ...and charming. 232 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:26,060 Ideal qualifications for business I would've thought. 233 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,432 Particularly if it was dishonest business. 234 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,897 Very well, Mr Graham... so be it 235 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,731 I'm sure you have our best wishes for the future... 236 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,864 from all of us, here at the National Metropolitan Bank. 237 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,951 Thank you. 238 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:59,002 Yes, well, you've only just caught him. He'll go home any minute now. 239 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,088 Ah! I see... What's it today? 240 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,725 Oh, tomorrow, Championship Golf Tournament up in Scotland. 241 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:09,391 Mm... That accounts for it. 242 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,779 I believe... I may be coming down with flu. 243 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,112 Perhaps you ought to go home and go to bed, Mr Williams? 244 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:30,167 Yes, I was thinking that. After all, one has a duty to the staff. 245 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,430 Actually, I'm extremely poor. 246 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,634 But in a style that you'd consider luxurious. 247 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:53,474 I doubt if you could offer me sufficient financial inducement to exert myself. 248 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,360 Besides, I usually go skiing in February. 249 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,359 If you can afford it. 250 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,865 This is a bizarre place to meet. Very amusing. Good day. 251 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,826 There is something I forgot. 252 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,297 My credentials. 253 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:25,638 I'd pay you a weekly retainer. Twenty pounds. I'd want you to do a few things beforehand. 254 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:29,634 That would be a small but effective way to inspire my loyalty. 255 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,307 - There's a lot more to come. - How much more? 256 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,973 One hundred thousand pounds each. 257 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,525 Is it legal? 258 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:44,073 - I'm an honest man, Graham. - I don't believe there is such a thing. 259 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,659 The mistake is to believe in the honesty of others. 260 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,759 [Britt] Mr Graham! 261 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,223 Yoo hoo! 262 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,761 You're late. 263 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,222 - Hardly at all. - Nearly an hour. 264 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,228 I was at a hairdresser. 265 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,855 What about your overdraft? 266 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,697 Mr Graham, you're not going to be unkind to me. 267 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,942 Well you know it was due yesterday. 268 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,155 You can't make me pay it back. 269 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,533 I certainly can. 270 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,333 Then why did you tell me to meet you here instead of the bank? 271 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,789 Well, let's discuss it over dinner. 272 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,047 - Coffee? - Thank you. 273 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,131 This is a very comfortable room. 274 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,634 It's filthy dirty. Nanny never cleans it. 275 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:54,719 Nanny? 276 00:21:55,731 --> 00:22:00,396 I've sent her to bed with a bottle of gin. We won't see her until tomorrow lunchtime. 277 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,363 Well, that gives us a chance to talk. 278 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,030 I hope so. 279 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,492 I mean about your overdraft. 280 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,744 - Not a week, not a day more. - You're being cruel. 281 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,658 I'm interested to see how you react in a crisis. 282 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,749 - Why? - It's my job. 283 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,500 - Do you like it? - No. 284 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,923 Then why don't you change it? 285 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,338 Well, a man should work at something he enjoys so much that money is unimportant. 286 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,891 Or if he doesn't enjoy it, then he should be earning a fortune. 287 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,935 I'm poor and bored. 288 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,647 And I envy my rich customers. 289 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:45,319 It's not right that anyone as nice as you should be so lonely. 290 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:51,109 I'm not as nice I'm afraid. But I'm also very lonely, Mr Graham. 291 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:59,034 Yes. Well, I'd be a lot lonelier still if I were dismissed from the bank... 292 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,834 before I'm Manager. 293 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,916 - Then we need some money. - You need money. 294 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,840 Then why don't you steal some ..for both of us? 295 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:08,001 They'll never miss just a little. 296 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,174 I'm going to steal the lot. 297 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:19,186 - Mr Graham! - I've been looking for helpers. 298 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,018 How many? 299 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,231 One man... 300 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,354 . one woman. 301 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,284 Breakfast, Mr Graham. 302 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:55,636 Mm. It's nice, isn't it? But it aways make me absolutely hungry. 303 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,688 [Britt] You're a big surprise to me, Mr Graham. 304 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,105 Thank you. 305 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,896 [Britt] It excites me that you're so determined. 306 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,822 What a pity that it will not be sensible to fall in love with you. 307 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,699 [Britt] Not yet. 308 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,444 Why did you go to bed with me? 309 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,622 I must have wanted to. 310 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,621 How shall we rob the bank? 311 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,127 We're going to rob a bank. 312 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:33,052 Splendid. Mine, I hope? 313 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:34,720 You've no objections? 314 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:38,053 How do you think we became Earls in the first place? 315 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,889 How does it feel to be a criminal. 316 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:45,143 I'm not. Not before I do a crime. 317 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,358 And not afterwards, either, unless they catch me. 318 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,062 They won't, will they, Mr Graham? 319 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,356 My plan is absolutely foolproof... 320 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,775 ...if you do as you're told. 321 00:24:56,578 --> 00:25:02,119 For a hundred thousand pounds, I suppose I can try and stifle my natural distaste for taking orders. 322 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:04,871 How did you pick me? 323 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,211 I've heard a lot about you. 324 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,213 What about the third person? 325 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,966 We must find a third partner. 326 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,251 We must find a man. 327 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,293 A girl. 328 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,961 Someone reliable. 329 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,464 But dishonest like us. 330 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:20,891 Dishonest but trustworthy. 331 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:24,474 I don't know any men. 332 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,352 What about Nick? 333 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,976 I Know! My wife. 334 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,438 [Graham] She's ideal. Keep the money in the family. 335 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:37,571 [Britt] He thinks laws are for other people. He's very desperate for money now. 336 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,572 [Nick] She's absolutely loyal. 337 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:42,956 Especially if you consider my rather wide outside interests. 338 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:46,455 Nick will be the right one, you'll see. Let me try him. 339 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:51,332 No, no, no, no, no. Not yet. When I'm ready. Then I'll meet your husband. 340 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:55,376 We must wait a few weeks. I'll let you Know when you can sound her out. 341 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:59,889 And afterwards you must tell me all that he's told you that I told him. 342 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:02,804 Why? 343 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:08,307 [Graham] I must check that he told you the right story. I have to trust you both, completely. 344 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,642 Oh, how complicated. 345 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,146 We must be careful to always tell the truth. 346 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,693 You must be careful! 347 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,070 Goodbye. 348 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:34,465 No smoking please, sir. 349 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,433 [Nick] I'm afraid the fourth Earl'll have to go. 350 00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:58,648 Pity, he's the last valuable picture. 351 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:06,326 Port's come along well. We ought to order another five dozen. 352 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:11,961 Then I suppose we'll have to start selling the furniture. 353 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,956 Though it won't fetch much. 354 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:20,298 When there's nothing left to sell, all that remains is for me to find the least 355 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:24,929 odious method of putting myself permanently out of reach of my creditors. 356 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:29,728 How awful for you to have to live without me. 357 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,815 Shouldn't we increase your life insurance? 358 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,398 You could spend a little less on clothes. 359 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,026 I will if you will. 360 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,568 There's one last chance. 361 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:47,826 I've worked out a way to make a lot of money. 362 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,200 Nick, how wonderful! 363 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,785 It isn't altogether legal. 364 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,955 You might even call it criminal. You'd be right. 365 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,588 - I'm not shocked. - I'm going to rob a bank. 366 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:03,637 What made you think of that? 367 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,511 I can't tell you yet. Secrecy is vital. 368 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:09,681 All by yourself? 369 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:14,816 I have selected an accomplice boring little man. But he'll follow my orders well enough. 370 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,518 - Who is he? - [Nick] That's unimportant. 371 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,270 I should expect your help. 372 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:22,364 - You mean to be a criminal? - Don't be common, Britt! 373 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,744 I'm your wife. I'll do whatever you say. 374 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,495 I Knew you would. 375 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:32,329 Beautiful, Nick. You're so clever. 376 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,119 I know. 377 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:41,000 You might've told me that you'd met my husband. 378 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:48,424 I thought he'd decided to take up crime on his own. 379 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,061 Tell me exactly what he said. 380 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:53,978 Nothing. 381 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,644 He didn't tell you he was going to rob a bank? 382 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,229 Oh, no, Mr Graham. 383 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:02,272 He just said he was going to do something a little bit naughty. 384 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,733 Did he tell you about me? 385 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:10,830 Not a word. He made like he was going to do it all by himself. 386 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,702 Do what? 387 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:15,163 Get some money. 388 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,082 And you were to help him. 389 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,380 Well, I'm his wife. 390 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,213 Are you going to let him help you? 391 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,130 I'll see. 392 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:32,218 Mr Graham, it's Nick. What shall we do. 393 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,515 Er, look the other way. 394 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,055 It's all right. 395 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,353 I told him to meet us here. 396 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:43,108 [Voice on tannoy] Good afternoon, ladies, gentlemen. and children 397 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:47,321 I'll try to make the journey more enjoyable for you by pointing out 398 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:51,363 some of the place and also the items of interest. 399 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,078 [Voice fades out] 400 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,000 I didn't know you'd been introduced. 401 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,546 I took the liberty of phoning Lady Dorset in view of your suggestion. 402 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,218 [Graham] Very excellent judgement on your part. 403 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:16,100 [Voice on tannoy] ...in the past century in the Gothic style, and known the world over as the Mother of Parliaments. 404 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,182 You are all familiar with Big Ben. 405 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:23,861 The Palace of Westminster contains the House of Commons and the House of Lords. 406 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,277 You choose the most tiresome places to meet. It's freezing. 407 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,945 It's Spring. 408 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:32,779 [Voice on tannoy] We are now moving up-stream under Westminster Bridge. 409 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:36,619 As we turn the vessel downstream on our way to the Tower of London... 410 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:40,536 Well, now that we have the right people, Lady Dorset as well as yourself, my Lord... 411 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:42,875 we can go ahead with my plan. 412 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,961 Mr Graham, what a lovely surprise! 413 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:50,596 I decided this, only after very careful thought in view of Graham's er... specialised knowledge. 414 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,221 I don't mind him taking charge at this stage. 415 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:56,431 Thank you. 416 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,937 You will each have preparatory tasks and we shall need some working capital. 417 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,109 - Don't ask me for money. - I want you, my Lord, to grow a moustache. 418 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,029 That's a joke in extremely bad taste. 419 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,244 - Oh. I'm serious. - Good... God! 420 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,622 Well, will you or not? 421 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:21,456 Well, I suppose for a hundred thousand pounds even that sacrifice is worthwhile. 422 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:24,998 Your husband has allowed me to finance the plan. 423 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,253 I've cashed in my savings. 424 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,335 Britt... 425 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:34,720 - [Graham] you don't mind if I call you Britt? - Oh, no. 426 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:39,395 There's two hundred and fifty pounds. Take it. 427 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,353 There are furnished flats to rent at number twelve Grosvenor Crescent. 428 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:45,859 - Take one. - [Nick] What for? 429 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,072 It will look suspicious if you rent one and don't live there. 430 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,232 You'll have to move in. 431 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:56,829 I'm rather particular about my surroundings. I hope it will be suitable. 432 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:03,832 Well, are you going to or not? After all, you have put me in charge. 433 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:08,083 I suggest we discuss the plan in detail now. 434 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:11,802 It'll be easier for Britt to do her work if she understands what it's all about. 435 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,424 Do you understand it? 436 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:14,888 - Of course. - Oh! 437 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,886 I'd like Graham to go through it with you. 438 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,428 Well... I shan't brief you until the last moment, 439 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,767 that way you can't accidentally give anything away. 440 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,562 I prefer to know what I'm letting myself in for. 441 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:28,898 - I thought you knew? - Not the boring details. 442 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,694 Well, you'll have to trust me. 443 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,988 That's very wise, Mr Graham. 444 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:39,742 I've always found him more intelligent than he looks. 445 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:59,050 Air tickets for your first task. You'll find full instructions inside. 446 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:04,100 Your part of the plan is going to involve a good deal of travelling. 447 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:07,524 [Graham] I think the moustache suits you. 448 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,897 Now, you're quite clear? 449 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:14,524 Yes, yes, the tweed suit from Gloucester. Those dreadful city clothes from Manchester. 450 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:17,534 I don't know why I can't use my own tailor in London. 451 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:19,157 One can't be too careful. 452 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:22,952 You can't possibly understand what an ordeal it is to wear clothes made by a stranger. 453 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,158 They have your measurements. 454 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,828 - Tell them you're Mr Vickers. - They'd better fit! 455 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:27,832 They'll fit. 456 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:29,917 Britt's away again. 457 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,800 She never said where she was going. Most inconvenient. 458 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,378 - Is she on our business? - Of course. 459 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,721 I'm sure her journey's as unnecessary as mine. 460 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:40,470 I didn't think you minded the occasional day apart. 461 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:41,888 I'm lost without her. 462 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:44,303 Without Nanny, either, there's no-one to make my bed. 463 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:47,022 You can't have your Nanny in the apartment. 464 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,106 [School teacher] Come along. Come on. 465 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:49,687 I'll brief you when you get back. 466 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,982 - I'll call you tomorrow. - About time, too. 467 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,855 Now... I must go. 468 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,532 I've got an appointment. 469 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:58,863 [School teacher] Come on, get on the train. 470 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:04,786 Come on. Oh, dear. Come on, hurry up. Come on. There's no need to push. 471 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:23,430 [Voice on tannoy] The train arriving at Platform Seven is from Plymouth and Exeter. 472 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:32,940 The train arriving at Platform Seven is from Plymouth and Exeter. 473 00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:39,533 Very good, Britt. Just what I wanted. 474 00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:44,702 Take this to the bank tomorrow and ask them to keep it in safe custody in the strong-room. 475 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:50,828 After work tonight I shall be round. I have some things to do to the box and some further matters to discuss with you. 476 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,587 But Nick might be there. 477 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:57,506 Oh, he's just left... for Gloucester. 478 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,344 [Britt] Are you in love with me, Mr Graham? 479 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:05,218 [Graham] I won't know till we've finished the job. 480 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:10,640 [Britt] Then we will go away together, won't we, Mr Graham 481 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:13,354 Somewhere beautiful like this, 482 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:16,194 where we can share an open-air life together. 483 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:22,822 Or perhaps an apartment in Monte Carlo. I loathe the country. 484 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:29,074 I'm sure you said you wanted to buy a farm. 485 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,618 That was before we went to bed together. 486 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,208 You must admit it sounded very respectable. 487 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,212 Do you still sleep with Nick? 488 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,011 Mr Graham! 489 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,428 Why would you think of such a thing? 490 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:50,725 Oh, no, since we met. 491 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:54,187 Don't you believe me? 492 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,519 Yes, of course I believe you. 493 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,986 I Know that we're perfectly honest with each other now, aren't we? 494 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:08,280 You must trust me. I trust you. 495 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,575 Nick and I don't even sleep in the same bed. 496 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,085 [Music starts] 497 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:04,503 Oh! Oh, you're back! 498 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,386 How nice. 499 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:13,971 How was Manchester? Did you have a lovely trip? 500 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,228 Totally unnecessary, like all the others. 501 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:23,315 Do you realise, I've done nothing but travel for the past six weeks. It's terrible. 502 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:26,116 I didn't realise people actually went in trains. 503 00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:30,701 You can't believe how sordid they are. The suits fit, though. 504 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:34,416 - [Britt] What time is it? - Just after nine. 505 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:38,253 Oh... God, this is a squalid dump. 506 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:40,626 - Let's go home for a few days. - Oh no, we mustn't. 507 00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:42,253 Nobody tells me I mustn't. 508 00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:44,335 Mr Graham wouldn't like it. 509 00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:48,972 You sometimes reveal a revoltingly servile streak. 510 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,559 Very vulgar... Something to do with being a foreigner, I suppose. 511 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,143 I want the money. 512 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:56,562 [Nick] What do you think Graham does? Who is he? 513 00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:58,978 Don't you think curiosity's vulgar? 514 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:01,021 As soon as I get back, he sends me off again. 515 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:05,655 What about last week? Why go all the way to Amsterdam to buy a wig? 516 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:09,701 - [Britt] Where did you go before Manchester? - Gloucester. 517 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:13,868 The hardest thing to bear is this dreadful moustache. 518 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,710 - I shall cut it off. - Nick... you mustn't! 519 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,663 I must make a gesture of independence. 520 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:22,213 Come to bed. 521 00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:25,125 Come to bed. 522 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,675 I want my breakfast first. 523 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:32,591 - Come to bed, I want you. - But I'm so exhausted. 524 00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:35,807 If I have to carry on travelling, I won't be able to manage it. 525 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:39,181 I think it would be good for you to try. 526 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,949 Mr Graham... 527 00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:00,039 Mr Graham... 528 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:15,099 Mr Graham... 529 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,018 [Loud slap] - ON! 530 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,721 What is it? What's happened? 531 00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:23,021 You were calling out in your sleep. 532 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,773 A man's name. 533 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:31,984 Who? What did I say? 534 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:37,415 Well, your taste isn't impeccable, but it's not that bad. You called out Mr Graham. 535 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,410 So I haven't given myself away, then? 536 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:45,088 Adultery is usually on Christian name terms. 537 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:50,295 Mind you, you're too greedy and beautiful to be anything so boring as a faithful wife. 538 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,508 Would you like me to be? 539 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,264 Not particularly. 540 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:58,302 I don't seem to be as interested in other ladies as I was. 541 00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:00,641 Perhaps I ought to see my doctor. 542 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:03,440 Once we have the money we'll only need each other. 543 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:07,277 A mere twenty pounds a week shouldn't completely alter my sexual habits. 544 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,362 It's a beginning. 545 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:12,316 Perhaps you ought to take a lover. 546 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,534 How do you know I haven't? 547 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,328 What did you do last night? 548 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,450 I went to bed early. 549 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,081 [Phone rings] 550 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,085 Britt! 551 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,256 Britt! 552 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:40,514 Britt! 553 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,647 Good morning, this is Britt. 554 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:50,943 Oh, is this. That's very kind of you. Thank you. Bye bye. 555 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,283 Who was it? 556 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:57,702 The operator. 557 00:40:58,414 --> 00:40:59,779 Alarm call. 558 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,699 Come on, wake up. 559 00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:06,037 You've got to get back to the apartment. Nick'll be coming in from Manchester. Come on. 560 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:09,289 Oh, we have plenty of time. 561 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:13,336 Mr Graham, you're nearly a saint. 562 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:17,339 You're so generous letting Nick have the same share as you. 563 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,679 It's not fair, I know, but it's wiser. 564 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:23,099 It's lucky we won't have to trust him with the money. 565 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:27,436 Now, don't worry, Britt, you and Nick will be taking the money together to Switzerland. 566 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,813 But I don't want to go with him. 567 00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:32,354 Can't we take it? 568 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:35,907 It seems, at one time, we will look after all the money. 569 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:37,325 His share, too. 570 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:42,072 - Are you suggesting something? - No. That would be stealing. 571 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:44,662 [Door bell rings] 572 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,792 It's Nick! 573 00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:49,913 It can't be. 574 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,167 God, it's him! 575 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,585 It can't be. His train doesn't get in until half-past-eight. 576 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,887 Not Nick. The boy I was with in Switzerland. 577 00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:00,682 I told you, he's always trying to get me back. 578 00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:04,060 What's he doing here? 579 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:08,565 He never came to London before. How can he be so stupid as to come to the house? 580 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:10,941 Does he know Nick is away? 581 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,773 How could he have known? 582 00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,188 [Britt] Mr Graham. 583 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:20,452 Oh, Britt, stop it. Britt. Britt, stop it. Britt, it's after eight. 584 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,546 He is still there. 585 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,334 You've got to get back to the apartment for Nick. 586 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,760 I'm late for the bank. 587 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,220 I know what. Let's get out the window. 588 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,177 Here. 589 00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:49,272 Up! Up! Up! 590 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,850 What, her old man catch you at it, then? 591 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:55,312 Come on... Come on. 592 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:19,127 Taxi. 593 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,827 Grosvenor Crescent. 594 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:10,060 [Postman] Hey... 595 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:12,139 watch it, will yer! 596 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,728 [Postman] Oi, why don't you watch where you're going, will you? 597 00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:19,938 - Didn't you see me coming down there. - [Taxi driver] You mind your own bleeding business! 598 00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:23,279 - [Postman] What do you mean, mind my own business? - [Taxi driver] It was your own fault. I never touched you. 599 00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:25,402 - [Postman] Get out of it! You taxi drivers are all the same. - [Taxi driver] What you on about? Get out of it 600 00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:27,446 [Taxi driver] You go and find some bleeding witnesses. 601 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:28,283 [Postman] Eh? 602 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:30,623 [Taxi driver] You go and find some witnesses cause I'm going to belt yer. 603 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:32,826 [Postman] Did you see that? 604 00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,836 [Taxi driver] Why don't you learn how to ride a bike! 605 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:40,126 Never mind about that. I'll tell you something. I'm going to tell the Post Office about you, you silly bleeder. 606 00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:17,795 I think Mr Graham is very clever. 607 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,831 [Nick] He's a dreary little man. 608 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:22,042 It's about time I taught him a lesson. 609 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:26,262 Help! Huh! Huh! 610 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,843 Britt! 611 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,855 Er, Miss Welsh, er Mr Graham. 612 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,771 I'm just going out of the office for two or three minutes. 613 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,239 Thank you. 614 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,453 [Phone rings] 615 00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:58,120 - Hello. - Hello, Britt. 616 00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:02,458 I'm coming over in my lunch hour to talk to you. Will you please make sure that Nick is there. 617 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:04,838 Oh, yes. He's here. 618 00:46:08,641 --> 00:46:10,848 Nick. Nick, wake up. 619 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,142 Mr Graham is coming over. 620 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,847 - Why? - Perhaps he's going to tell us the plan. 621 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:19,398 About time, too. 622 00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:22,151 - Quick, Nick, get dressed. - What for? 623 00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:23,524 He mustn't find us in bed. 624 00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:27,698 Even Graham must realise that married people sometimes sleep together. 625 00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:30,576 Do you not mind him seeing us like this? 626 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,946 Well, we're partners, aren't we? 627 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,367 Have a good lunch. 628 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:26,275 All right, Graham, we're onto you. 629 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:30,064 - You w... what?! - Cut us in, or we'll talk to the police. 630 00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:32,656 We're not greedy, we'll settle for half. 631 00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:35,989 Oh, Christ! 632 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:45,919 You... you... you stupid bastard! 633 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:48,331 You... you big twit! 634 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:51,296 I'm... I'm tired of your ridiculous posturing. 635 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:53,845 [Nick] Oh, shut up, Graham, where's your sense of humour? 636 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,347 - What is it? What's happening? - Your husband. 637 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,638 I'm... I'm fed up with his childish pranks. I'm finished. 638 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:03,726 Childish! What about him! Wigs from Amsterdam. 639 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,724 Oh, stop it, both of you. 640 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,809 Don't just stand there, go after him. 641 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:08,980 Ooh! 642 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,984 Please, Mr Graham, he didn't mean it. 643 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:19,325 The strain, it's worse for him. 644 00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:21,914 Oh, please! 645 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:24,580 He will be good. 646 00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:28,121 He had a big fright now. 647 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,505 The money! 648 00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:33,422 He had to have the money. 649 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:37,092 I want my money! 650 00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:45,854 I'm absolutely angry with you! 651 00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:49,066 - Oh, shut up, Britt. - [Britt] Go to bed, Nanny! 652 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:51,061 I only just got up. 653 00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:54,360 - Go to bed! - You're bellowing like a fishwife. 654 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,194 Oh! 655 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,281 Now look what you've made me do! 656 00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:03,657 You've made him stop the plan! I'm finished with you. 657 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:08,461 Come on, Britt! I'll get some money. I've met a man who lives in the Bahamas. 658 00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:12,670 He wants to name a chain of restaurants after me. The Earl of Dorset. 659 00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,834 Oh... Nick, you're hopeless! 660 00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:17,678 - He'll get over it. - He won't! He wouldn't even listen! 661 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,718 Try again. 662 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:22,050 Ask him if he'll see you. 663 00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:26,600 Tell him that if he doesn't go ahead with the plan, I'll start talking... 664 00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:30,191 - ...to the cops. - Blackmail! 665 00:50:30,402 --> 00:50:32,769 You pig! 666 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,816 Go on. 667 00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:39,821 [The door closes] 668 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:48,372 Oh... ..Nanny! 669 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:51,621 So difficult sometimes. 670 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:56,585 - [Nanny] There! There's a big boy, then. - [Nick] Oh! 671 00:50:57,137 --> 00:51:00,346 Don't you see? You're sending me away from you. 672 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:03,132 Hey! What you doing? 673 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:05,434 Oh, Mr Graham, please. 674 00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:08,054 Don't you know I love you? 675 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:12,191 I need you so much. 676 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,362 I do realise that. 677 00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:20,825 How can we be together without the money? 678 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,872 I apologise about Nick. 679 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,580 It's just the way he's made. 680 00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:37,800 I'm afraid he doesn't deserve all that money. 681 00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:40,632 I'm not going to trust him with it, not now. 682 00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:42,797 Listen, Britt. 683 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,717 Whatever I tell you in front of Nick, afterwards... 684 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:48,727 when you leave the bank with the money you go straight to the airport. 685 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:52,773 You go to the Pan American desk, not the B.O.A.C. desk, the Pan American. 686 00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:57,775 - Are we going to cheat Nick, of the money? - Yes. 687 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:06,246 - Britt has transferred her account there. - Clever girl. I never did find out where she banked. 688 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:10,875 There's three hundred thousand pounds... 689 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:15,247 . here. Cashiers reserve 690 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:18,124 Kept in case of unexpected high demands on cash. 691 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:22,091 Naturally, such a large amount is subject to frequent checks by Head Office. 692 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:25,802 Nick will pose as an inspector. 693 00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:29,678 - [Nick] A bank clerk! Me? Most improbable. - Ssh! 694 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,812 Britt and I will get you into the bank. 695 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:34,307 - Who takes the money out? - Britt. 696 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:36,522 Where do you come into it? 697 00:52:37,112 --> 00:52:38,728 I work there. 698 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:41,943 - You never told me that. - Here. 699 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:45,277 Everything down to the minutest detail. Carefully timed. 700 00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:47,036 Practice till you know it backwards. 701 00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:50,827 The plan depends on Nick having three different disguises. 702 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:55,916 Two wigs and his own hair which must be... cut and dyed on the day of the robbery. 703 00:52:56,382 --> 00:53:00,922 Two hours after you enter the bank, you and Britt... will be on the a B.O.A.C. plane to Zurich. 704 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:04,011 - B.O.A.C. doesn't fly to Zurich. - Yes, it does. 705 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:07,924 It's the first stop on the flight to Beirut, Delhi, Bangkok and Hong Kong. 706 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:11,974 We can only do it, if Williams, the manager, is out of the office. 707 00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:16,766 Two or three weekends between May and September, he plays truant. He leaves early on a Friday. 708 00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:19,022 He's a golf addict. 709 00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:24,274 Before a cash inspection, Head Office rings the Manager on the ordinary G.P.O. line. 710 00:53:24,493 --> 00:53:27,656 To make sure the call is genuine, the Bank Manager immediately checks back 711 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:31,790 on his private line, which goes direct to Head Office. 712 00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:34,584 If Williams is away, Smith has to make the check. 713 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:36,619 This gives us our chance. 714 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:39,585 Smith is less familiar with the men at Head Office, 715 00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:42,083 We will intercept the call. 716 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:45,757 There are advantages to working in glass offices. 717 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:50,182 Inspections only take place when the bank is closed to customers. 718 00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:54,100 The Guard admits an Inspector when he produces his authority to inspect. 719 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,432 We hold a blank duplicate for reference purposes. 720 00:53:57,609 --> 00:54:01,318 I shall fill it in for Nick on the day of the robbery. I can't do it before, 721 00:54:01,613 --> 00:54:04,526 as Head Office change the type of authority quite often. 722 00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,575 The essence of good security is change. 723 00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:13,202 Inspectors are drawn from senior staff waiting to go to new appointments. 724 00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:16,622 They're therefore not necessarily Known by sight. 725 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:20,462 A senior staff member has to accompany the Inspector to the strong-room... 726 00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:23,337 ...either Smith, Williams or myself. 727 00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:26,587 I frequently stand in for Williams, he's a lazy bastard. 728 00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:30,473 Two different keys are needed to unlock the safe. 729 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:32,766 Williams holds one key, Smith the other. 730 00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:35,353 Duplicates of their keys are kept at Head Office. 731 00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:37,097 The Inspector brings one of them, 732 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:39,231 we don't know which, until he arrives. 733 00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:43,148 If Williams is away it'll be possible for Nick to get Williams' key 734 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:45,066 and pair it with Smith's. 735 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:46,860 Well, how the hell do I get Williams' key? 736 00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:49,237 I have it, automatically, when he's away from work. 737 00:54:49,703 --> 00:54:51,364 I am the Deputy Bank Manager. 738 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:55,327 [Mr Graham] I'll join you in Switzerland on Saturday morning. 739 00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:58,326 I'll change the money... and divide it. 740 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:01,879 And be back in the bank on Monday morning as usual. 741 00:55:02,674 --> 00:55:06,963 From now on, you two have to be up... ..and ready 742 00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:09,553 at nine a.m. every Friday morning. 743 00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:13,053 Oh, eight Friday's 744 00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:16,310 we've got up virtually in the middle of the night. 745 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:21,265 I don't believe Perfect Friday will ever come. 746 00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:23,226 You say that every week. 747 00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:26,278 I think we're being incredibly naive. 748 00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:28,732 When have we ever been naive? 749 00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:38,578 Mr Williams has got a bad cold. He feels he ought to go home and go to bed. 750 00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:40,117 [Mr Graham] Twenty past ten. That's earlier than usual. 751 00:55:40,212 --> 00:55:44,046 [Miss Welsh] The golf tournament's up in Lancashire, he's got a long drive. 752 00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:49,552 Why do we believe Graham? We must be mad. 753 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:51,428 I don't think he works in that bank. 754 00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:53,719 He does. I've seen him there. 755 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:57,476 When did you first meet him? 756 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,930 [Phone rings] 757 00:56:02,484 --> 00:56:04,100 That could be the signal? 758 00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:13,697 It is the signal. 759 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,669 “Head Office here. Mortimer, Security Section.” 760 00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:25,546 “Would you mind holding on a moment, please?” 761 00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:31,134 An! It's like having an arm amputated. 762 00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:35,757 Careful mind my eyes. 763 00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:38,013 Think of the money. 764 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:24,521 Ah! 765 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,777 Here, you better take these. 766 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:41,076 - Where are we going? - Rio. 767 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,199 Rio! 768 00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:44,496 That's right. 769 00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,916 You pick me up with the money as Graham said. 770 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:51,291 Instead of getting the B.O.A.C. plane to Zurich... 771 00:57:51,718 --> 00:57:54,836 ...you and I are going to Rio. 772 00:57:57,182 --> 00:57:59,765 You are a divine bastard. 773 00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:04,720 Oh! I forgot the moustache. 774 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:09,267 Mr Graham. Lady Dorset called. 775 00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:12,941 - They will be able to keep their appointment. - Thank you, Janet. 776 01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:22,610 [Phone rings] 777 01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:23,737 Wait! 778 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:41,463 [Phone rings] Yes. 779 01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:44,591 Everything's ready. 780 01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:46,293 It's on. 781 01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:59,015 My husband and I have an appointment with Mr Graham. 782 01:02:59,067 --> 01:03:03,061 I'm afraid we're a little late. He's gone to get some cigarettes. He'll only be a minute. 783 01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:06,356 That's quite all right, My Lady, | don't lock up until gone half-past-three most days. 784 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:07,697 Oh, good. 785 01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:41,644 Will it be all right? 786 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,771 [Mr Graham] Of course, it will. 787 01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:46,145 Keep calm, or you'll ruin everything. 788 01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:53,049 [Mr Graham] Nick should phone in a few seconds. 789 01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:03,521 Oh, my God! Don't look round. He's turned up without telephoning first. 790 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,188 Oh, Christ, 791 01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:10,653 its Thompson... ...a real Inspector. 792 01:05:37,058 --> 01:05:38,924 - Hello. - Oh, Janet. 793 01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:42,345 Er, Mr Smith is busy for the moment, I'll take his calls. 794 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,738 Mr Graham's taking Mr Smith's calls. I'm putting you through. 795 01:05:58,079 --> 01:05:59,319 [Phone rings continuously] 796 01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:05,493 [Voice from phone] Hello, Mr Graham. 797 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:06,952 Mr Graham... 798 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:10,038 Mr Graham! 799 01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:11,957 Mr Graham, are you there? Are you there? 800 01:06:12,177 --> 01:06:13,383 Graham, here. 801 01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:18,172 Our clients aren't able to complete today. 802 01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:21,558 Expect further instructions tomorrow. 803 01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:23,469 Yes. 804 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:26,517 Thank God it was Nick. 805 01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:40,827 Now, Britt. 806 01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:45,033 You go back to the apartment. I'll see you there at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon. 807 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:47,500 Hello, Mr Graham. 808 01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:57,928 Put your wig on, Nick. You're still working for me. 809 01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:00,635 I refuse. 810 01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:03,596 Come on darling, you never liked short hair. 811 01:07:05,563 --> 01:07:06,553 Well, I like it now. 812 01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:08,350 I order you to wear that wig! 813 01:07:08,399 --> 01:07:11,187 Mind your tongue, Graham. You're lucky to have me as a partner. 814 01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:13,727 Your plan was foolproof remember? 815 01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:16,776 I'm fed up with your aristocratic crap! 816 01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:19,824 I see. 817 01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:27,416 Well, in that case, I suggest you get someone else to do your dirty work. Come on, Britt we're not living here any longer. 818 01:07:27,502 --> 01:07:29,118 Nick, no! 819 01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:33,418 - Shall I run after him? - No! 820 01:07:34,759 --> 01:07:36,750 No, he'll get over it. 821 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,967 My plan's beginning to go wrong. 822 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:47,015 Britt. You're going to have to make Nick feel confident again. 823 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,437 I'm afraid you'll have plenty of time. 824 01:07:49,857 --> 01:07:52,690 We can't expect Williams to oblige two Fridays running. 825 01:07:54,654 --> 01:07:57,021 I only hope to God, we can hold things together long enough. 826 01:07:57,323 --> 01:08:01,362 We must, Mr Graham. I don't want to be without you. 827 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,292 Britt... 828 01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:15,289 you better lock the door. 829 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:26,175 We'll have an absolutely nice afternoon 830 01:08:26,311 --> 01:08:30,179 than stupid Mr Williams, watching his stupid golf... in the rain. 831 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:32,434 Hope he catches pneumonia. 832 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:56,751 Oh, Monday morning blues, Mr Graham? 833 01:08:57,884 --> 01:09:00,922 Will you see the directors from Domestic Appliances at twelve o'clock? 834 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:03,211 Mr Smith feels he has too much to do already. 835 01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:06,048 But they're Mr Williams' clients. It's unlike him... 836 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:09,885 It was very wet on Saturday. He caught a cold. A real one. 837 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:12,057 Well, surely you've noticed he isn't in. 838 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:15,353 - I thought he had an outside appointment. - Oh, he had. I cancelled it. 839 01:09:15,735 --> 01:09:17,692 No one can help being ill. 840 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:22,819 - When did you know he wasn't coming in? - Only an hour ago. His wife phoned. 841 01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:24,274 All right. Thank you, Miss Welsh. 842 01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:27,027 I have to go out new for an appointment. I'll be back in plenty of time to cope. 843 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:30,868 Thank you, Mr Graham. I like your tie. 844 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,953 My mother gave it me. 845 01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:43,047 [Phone ringing] 846 01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:00,818 Hello. 847 01:10:02,156 --> 01:10:04,272 I can't find my credit cards. Have you seen my wallet? 848 01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:05,611 - Hello. - [Voice on phone] Lady Dorset. 849 01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:07,025 Oh, erm... 850 01:10:07,829 --> 01:10:10,070 A person to speak to you, M'Lady. 851 01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:13,073 Ssh! I'm very, very late. Make up some excuse. 852 01:10:13,251 --> 01:10:14,867 - I should say so. - Hello. 853 01:10:15,002 --> 01:10:16,959 There's no need to shout. 854 01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:19,121 Mr Graham. 855 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:19,787 Hello. Hello! 856 01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:21,252 Mr Too Big For Your Boots. 857 01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:22,628 Better take... who? 858 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,752 Hello. Britt, why don't you answer your phone? I've been trying to get through all the morning. 859 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:29,343 Look, we have to do it today. Williams is away sick. It's a miracle. 860 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:30,385 Where's Nick? 861 01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:33,097 At the House of Lords. He went there to sulk. 862 01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:51,198 Oh, could you give this message to Lord Dorset? 863 01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:53,530 [Elderly peer] ...that effluents and discharge 864 01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:57,000 which did not come within the control of the 1951 Act, 865 01:10:57,170 --> 01:11:00,037 because they had pre-existed that piece of legislation, 866 01:11:00,465 --> 01:11:05,551 should now be picked up and dealt with in the same way as the more recent ones. 867 01:11:06,179 --> 01:11:08,136 On the other hand, I know... 868 01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:14,726 and I hope the noble Lord opposite will be able to make this perfectly clear once again when he comes to reply 869 01:11:14,937 --> 01:11:20,649 that the process of picking up older effluents and discharges which are produced, 870 01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:25,403 and which can at the present time be controlled under the 1951 Act... 871 01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:28,190 ...should be continued unabated. 872 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:30,609 The non-classified... 873 01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:47,588 [Mr Graham's voice] Dear Mr Williams... 874 01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:49,756 I shall not be at work tomorrow. 875 01:11:49,889 --> 01:11:53,098 I'm sorry it's such short notice, but I've had a lot of pain today. 876 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:56,347 My dentist thinks I'll need to spend a day or so in bed, afterwards. 877 01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:59,096 The gums should have been attended to years ago. 878 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:02,683 I'll be back at work, without fail, on Wednesday morning. 879 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:05,610 - Oh, the tickets! - Don't worry, I'll get some more. 880 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:07,945 - Where to? - Quantas this time. 881 01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:10,903 You can't go to Rio on a Monday. We're going to Figi. 882 01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,233 Fiji! Hm! 883 01:12:12,370 --> 01:12:15,408 ...the flight to Honolulu last Friday, but I had to cancel. 884 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,246 Yes... 885 01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:21,831 Well, yeah, can you get me on a plane today, please? 886 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:25,793 Seventy seconds starting from... ...Now! 887 01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:28,132 Good luck. 888 01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:35,341 Head Office here. Mortimer, Security Section. 889 01:12:36,143 --> 01:12:40,683 Would you mind, erm... holding on a moment, please. Thank you. 890 01:12:47,905 --> 01:12:50,693 Thank you. Please sit down. 891 01:12:56,831 --> 01:12:58,242 Nick is ready. 892 01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:02,542 - Mr Williams, please. - Mr Williams is away ill. 893 01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:06,208 - Mr Smith is taking his calls. - Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 894 01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:08,415 Er... may I speak to Mr Smith, please? 895 01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:10,917 [Phone rings] 896 01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:17,173 - Yes. - Head Office here. 897 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:21,094 - Ah, Head Office. - We're sending over a new Inspector, er, Mr Edwards. 898 01:13:21,355 --> 01:13:27,271 Edwards... Yes, I've got that. Good. I'll call back on the direct line for confirmation. Goodbye. 899 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,402 Thank you. 900 01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:46,248 Head Office Security, Mr Mortimer. Who is speaking, please? 901 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:51,459 Smith here, Grosvenor Crescent Branch. Er... confirmation for Mr Edwards' visit, please. 902 01:13:51,969 --> 01:13:59,467 Mr Mortimer is speaking to a client on the other line, will you hold on, Mr Smith? He won't be long. Thank you. 903 01:14:08,069 --> 01:14:10,106 Sorry to keep you waiting. 904 01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:13,525 I didn't know we had any foreign young ladies at Head Office. 905 01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:17,367 Miss Barton's on holiday. I'm her stand-in. 906 01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:19,660 Out of the Common Market, are you, mm? 907 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:23,039 I'm from Jamaica, Mr Smith. 908 01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:31,880 Here's Nick. 909 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:34,876 - Thank you. - Thank you. Please, come in. 910 01:14:35,012 --> 01:14:36,252 Good afternoon. 911 01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:38,463 Darling. 912 01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:43,885 Mr Smith? Here's Mr Mortimer. 913 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:48,349 So sorry to have kept you. 'Bye, 'bye. 914 01:14:52,238 --> 01:14:54,650 Mortimer here, Security. Sorry to have kept you. 915 01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:58,320 Smith, Grosvenor Crescent Branch. Confirmation on Mr Edwards' visit. 916 01:14:58,619 --> 01:15:00,656 - Height six foot. - Height six foot. 917 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,788 - Age thirty-nine. - Age thirty-nine. 918 01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:06,408 - Eyes blue. - Eyes blue. 919 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,998 - Hair brown. - Hair brown. 920 01:15:10,548 --> 01:15:13,040 - Black coat and striped trousers. - Black coat and striped trousers. 921 01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:15,174 - Glasses. - Glasses. 922 01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:18,552 Authority to inspect, Number Ninety-Seven. 923 01:15:18,639 --> 01:15:23,930 Authority to inspect, Number... ...Ninety-Seven. 924 01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:28,939 I'm right about that. Thank you. Oh, yes, you're really giving us some special attention. 925 01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:32,274 Two inspections in four days. 926 01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:34,735 Can't be too careful. 927 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,730 Oh, I quite agree, one can't be too careful. 928 01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:41,026 You never know, one of these days we might decide to investigate you, Mr Smith. 929 01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:45,530 Mr Edwards will be with you in ten minutes. Goodbye. 930 01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:09,721 [Mr Graham] Thank you very much. Good afternoon. 931 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:16,148 - Goodbye, Mr Graham. - Goodbye, ma'am. 932 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:18,021 [Nick] Goodbye. [Mr Graham] Goodbye, sir. 933 01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:12,959 [Bank Guard] Thank you, sir. 934 01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:16,375 - Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon. 935 01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:22,690 [Smith] Inspection. 936 01:18:23,157 --> 01:18:24,488 [Strong-Room Guard] Yes, sir. 937 01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:50,764 Er... Janet. 938 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:54,601 A bit of an emergency. I have to go to the dentist. 939 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,312 I've left a letter on my desk for Mr Williams... 940 01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:59,390 er... just incase I can't get in tomorrow. 941 01:20:12,266 --> 01:20:14,849 Head Office is really keeping an eye on us these days. 942 01:20:15,269 --> 01:20:17,135 We had an inspection last Friday. 943 01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:18,553 Really! 944 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:19,849 Yes. 945 01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:24,517 Er... Harrow Road Police Station here. 946 01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:28,696 I'm afraid Mr Smith isn't available at the moment. I can pass him a message. 947 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:32,650 My wife! Yeah. Yes. 948 01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:34,156 I'll come right away. 949 01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:40,116 Oh, Janet. 950 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:42,452 Get Graham down here to relieve me, will you? 951 01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:45,462 The dentist! 952 01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:47,582 God! 953 01:20:51,138 --> 01:20:53,846 That was the police. My wife. Apparently there's been an accident. 954 01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:55,047 [Nick] Oh, I'm so sorry. 955 01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:58,218 I must get upstairs to the outside phone, but there's no-one to relieve me. 956 01:20:58,479 --> 01:20:59,935 Graham's gone to the dentist. 957 01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:02,389 I hope it's not too serious. You'd better go and find out. 958 01:21:02,483 --> 01:21:04,599 - Yes, but... - Don't be silly. Off you go. 959 01:21:04,818 --> 01:21:07,105 - Lock the grille behind you. - I will. 960 01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:08,732 Thank you. Thank you. 961 01:21:15,162 --> 01:21:17,153 Emergency. I'm needed upstairs. 962 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:22,533 The Inspector will stay locked in the strong-room. Back in a moment. 963 01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:24,118 Very good, sir. 964 01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:51,436 [Smith] Everything all right, Guard? 965 01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:53,268 [Strong-Room Guard] Yes, sir. Quiet as a grave. 966 01:23:53,403 --> 01:23:56,270 All right, you can open up. We'll continue the inspection. 967 01:24:03,497 --> 01:24:07,456 - I'm very sorry the line was dead. - What do you mean? 968 01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:09,284 They'd rung off. 969 01:24:09,461 --> 01:24:10,667 Well, do you think it was a hoax? 970 01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:13,204 Well, I rang the Harrow Road Police Station. They knew nothing about it. 971 01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:15,835 You being hard on any of your customers lately? 972 01:24:16,009 --> 01:24:19,673 I rang my wife at home, she was... having a cup of tea. 973 01:24:20,847 --> 01:24:23,384 - Look, I'm very sorry about this. - Forget it! 974 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:27,518 Would you like to run through the procedures again I'd like to do it by the book. 975 01:24:27,646 --> 01:24:32,891 That won't be necessary - I've made a check. I can certainly say I'm satisfied. 976 01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:34,767 Whatever you say. 977 01:24:35,279 --> 01:24:37,862 What you need is a... cup of tea. 978 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:43,239 Yes, I must admit... I did get a bit of a shock. 979 01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:45,402 Come on... old chap. 980 01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:49,331 I'm glad to know your wife's well. 981 01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:50,700 Any children? 982 01:24:50,961 --> 01:24:52,793 Yes, we've got two. 983 01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:54,203 Boys? Girls? 984 01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:55,621 - One of each. - Oh how nice! 985 01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:58,708 - Inspection finished, Guard. - Very good. 986 01:25:01,305 --> 01:25:03,171 Take the shaft. 987 01:25:07,436 --> 01:25:10,098 - Well, it's been quite an afternoon for you. - And for you, too. 988 01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:14,682 That will be in order. 989 01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:17,860 Yes, Lady Dorset, we've made a... a note of that. 990 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:22,152 Yes, just go to the Guard at the side entrance. He has instructions how to deal with the matter. 991 01:25:22,492 --> 01:25:23,823 One moment, M'Lady. 992 01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:26,702 If you'll come this way, we'll attend to you. 993 01:25:26,872 --> 01:25:29,705 - Cab, sir? - Piss off! 994 01:25:45,057 --> 01:25:47,890 This weighs a bit, M'Lady. What have you got in here? Gold bars? 995 01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,760 No gold bars, just lots of papers. 996 01:25:52,522 --> 01:25:54,104 Been robbing the bank, have you? 997 01:25:55,442 --> 01:25:57,308 How did you guess? 998 01:26:21,218 --> 01:26:22,549 Taxi! 999 01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:25,803 Taxi. 1000 01:26:32,813 --> 01:26:34,144 London Airport. 1001 01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:36,017 You rude sod! 1002 01:26:36,108 --> 01:26:37,940 [Nick] I'll give you a tenner if you make it in thirty minutes. 1003 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:40,647 [Taxi driver] Fifteen if we make it, ten if we don't. 1004 01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:17,975 [Voice on tannoy] 1005 01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:25,191 Can't you go any faster? 1006 01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:28,699 Come back next week. I'm fitting a supercharger. 1007 01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:39,372 What would you like me to do? Dig a tunnel? 1008 01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:42,914 - Might get there quicker. - You can always get out and walk, you know, mate. 1009 01:27:43,133 --> 01:27:45,545 Don't be rude. Shut up! 1010 01:27:50,807 --> 01:27:52,969 - We'll never make it, sir. Not now. - Wait! 1011 01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:53,678 Wait here. 1012 01:27:53,810 --> 01:27:56,802 What do you expect me to do in this lot? A vertical take-off? 1013 01:27:57,189 --> 01:28:01,103 Now where are you going? Look... do you want to go to the airport or not? 1014 01:28:24,174 --> 01:28:26,131 Airport Currency Control. 1015 01:28:26,426 --> 01:28:29,293 I happen to know there's a woman Calling herself Lady Dorset 1016 01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:35,183 who's planning to leave the country within the hour, with a substantial amount of money, in cash. 1017 01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:37,969 Er... either Switzerland or Fiji. 1018 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,062 Call me a friend of the family. 1019 01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:54,993 [Voice on tannoy] Pan American Airways announce the departure 1020 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:59,074 of Flight One Two One to Los Angeles and Honolulu. 1021 01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:05,293 This is the final call for passengers travelling on B.O.A.C. jet Flight Nine One Four to 1022 01:29:05,465 --> 01:29:10,050 Zurich, Beirut, Delhi, Bangkok and Hong Kong. 1023 01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:33,323 Excuse me, Lady Dorset. 1024 01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:37,862 I wonder if you'd mind coming this way? I'm sure it won't take a moment. 1025 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:41,331 If you like. 1026 01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:59,016 - [Voice on tannoy] Quantas, Australia's round the world airline... - [Nick] Has Lady Dorset checked in yet? 1027 01:29:59,102 --> 01:30:03,847 [Voice on Tannoy] ...announce the departure of their flight Two Five Eight One. 1028 01:30:12,198 --> 01:30:14,405 This is an announcement by B.O.A.C. 1029 01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:22,324 Will Lady Dorset passenger on B.O.A.C. flight Nine One Four to Zurich report immediately to the departure lounge. 1030 01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:26,460 This is the final call for B.O.A.C.'s flight Nine One Four... 1031 01:30:42,062 --> 01:30:46,147 I'm sorry, Lady Dorset, we have to follow up these calls, you understand, however mad. 1032 01:30:46,274 --> 01:30:47,435 Of course. 1033 01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:50,442 But don't worry we'll get you through on to the plane in time. 1034 01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:52,857 Thank you very much. 1035 01:31:47,210 --> 01:31:49,326 Did she suggest that... 1036 01:31:50,046 --> 01:31:53,289 you and she went away together, with the money? 1037 01:31:53,842 --> 01:31:55,424 Yes. 1038 01:31:55,844 --> 01:31:58,006 Of course, I didn't agree. 1039 01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:01,714 I agreed... in the end. 1040 01:32:02,726 --> 01:32:04,683 I agreed, straight away. 1041 01:32:07,313 --> 01:32:09,304 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 1042 01:32:09,357 --> 01:32:14,602 [Voice on tannoy] Our flight time to Zurich will be one hour twenty-five minutes and we shall be flying... 1043 01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:16,486 Oh, yes. 1044 01:32:16,656 --> 01:32:18,067 What will you do now? 1045 01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:21,776 Back to the Bank. 1046 01:32:22,412 --> 01:32:23,994 Christ, you've got guts! 1047 01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:25,529 They won't suspect me. 1048 01:32:25,790 --> 01:32:26,871 And you? 1049 01:32:27,333 --> 01:32:29,199 Oh, something'll turn up. 1050 01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,539 It always has. 1051 01:32:38,678 --> 01:32:40,043 Mr Graham? 1052 01:32:40,305 --> 01:32:41,386 Yes? 1053 01:32:43,349 --> 01:32:45,135 Couldn't we try it again... 1054 01:32:45,977 --> 01:32:47,559 next year? 1055 01:32:52,275 --> 01:32:54,107 Call me, next March. 1056 01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:56,727 I'll either be there or...