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mr. Merrill

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I was prepared to dislike next falada

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even before I knew him

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the war had just finished and passenger

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traffic in the ocean-going liners was

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heavy accommodation was very hard to get

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and you had to put up with whatever the

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agents chose to are for you in the cabin

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all the tablet of takers I know I'd ever

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go to do well look forward to seeing you

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tomorrow hey that's me

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I think I'm Nick that's right you're

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Nick's after me my name is colada que la

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me on the queen of the Indies and my

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name is Ren timepiece colada pretty

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subject before this gentleman right

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gentlemen after such a compliment I can

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only say yes sir

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applause all yours my name's<font color="

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you've had a message about me from the

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Colonial Office

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oh yes mr. Ramsey okay 289 Cho in that

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fact with mrs. Ramsey excuse me I get

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your tickets thank you

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VIP I suppose no this is civil servant

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not like a climate my wives had two

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years alone in London already okay

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fellow she's your back Tata mr. mrs.

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Ramsay Kevin 102 decade thank you good

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is Kayla you want a birth letter for me

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on the Queen the end is stopping other

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parts I just see your names on the list

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and you do like<font color="

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don't space oh you don't know what

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you're missing I get them made special

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same for the what makes for the a guy

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can and winning

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I'm very mystic ladder we can't get you

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they're not so you see we have one

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canceled birth and seven ahead of you're

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on the waiting list

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with the moment Oh Kathy where's his

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office over there

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you'd rather busy so mike has been in

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five minutes

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you look out for me I gotta go oh thank

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you<font color="

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who am i sharing with good a mystical

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artisan foreigner a

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Thank You Stan thank you

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all these leadership the gang

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so hello hello I am colada I saw you

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yesterday of the<font color="

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cabin ah yes with a lock I'm all the

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last English sticking together when we

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travel abroad are you English to British

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to the backbone I was born in the heart

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of a great Empire Buckingham Palace no

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have to change the guard on tiptoe so as

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not to wake me up I was a very delicate

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child what's your back it's a bigger

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part I many precious stones and jewelry

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business and I don't mind telling you

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about it than I do myself be free on the

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phone what you say your racket was I

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didn't say but if you particularly want

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to know I'm in<font color="

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happen to be an economist I hear the

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finances in Hong Kong are not too good I

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suppose you're going out there I'm just

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go to the dining room and get a seat at

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you were sharing the same cabin I want

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to sit at the same thing huh not now

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thank you very much I probably have one

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with somebody<font color="

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waiting us to it oh here they are

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see you later remember me yeah colada we

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met yesterday of the agency I'm sorry I

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don't remember silly of course you're

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mrs. Ramsay I presume you didn't have a

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have another one I don't have one with

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me and you can buy the next round sit

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down mrs. Ramsay please sure

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we have a long trip ahead of us and the

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sooner we get the noise of a better how

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do you like the ship mrs.<font color="

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be worse it seems to be quite

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comfortable not a bad crowd on board at

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this time of the year well we haven't

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really met anybody yet it was anyone

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here you want to meet just let me know

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think we need trouble you're going to

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Aidan aren't you

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I don't know you like it's very hard I

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know it very well it's very little mr.

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Keller that doesn't know well that's

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your friend glass I think I probably

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have to marry before the troops are here

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he comes come on darling

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I think oh brother for job

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I got your ticket for this week really

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want one dinner

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you might win I want a couple of bucks

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from me for the spot a couple of what

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potentially I got it all organized would

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you believe it they didn't want ever

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fancy dress ball I soon dock them into

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I guess but I should I have to dry my

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song for the pa  girls he's a singer new

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play the piano matter fact I can a bit

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elemental God will do is to take

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I'm gonna do card tricks you know

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there's nothing I dislike more than

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paltry oh wait you'll see mine

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I want as I'm a bit of it to give up

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gambling it wasn't fair on the other

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players I know too much about car mr.

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I asked you what would it be without

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near that they are the life and soul of

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the pad I know I am I'm not conceited

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but I'm the most popular man on this

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snip to the power launcher a couple of

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you'll think that must lever you haven't

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seen anything yet

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I know they're just and gentlemen for

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trick that only four men in the world

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can do and I thought the other three but

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this week I shall need the assistance or

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to members of the audience and to show

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you I<font color="

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pick them out myself mrs. Ramsay will

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you be good enough to let me your

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services and you mr. fellows at all come

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along now don't be shy don't be shy but

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I not shy by giving the big hand

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I wondered when so hot in there I

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thought I'd come out here progression

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Vito

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that's got the boat deck up it's screwed

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up that it's quiet

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we can have a little talk happy down

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here thank you

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that's a nice story about memory yes

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let me see it wouldn't interest you it's

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a star sapphire but I haven't been

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rather fond I got some pretty sapphires

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in my Kevin you like to see that way

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you see them I got a I think you like

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when I haven't any money to spend on

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things I don't want the much of the by

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did you like I give it you are you

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trying<font color="

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don't blame me do you

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I think the best look-alikes in the

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donkey's years

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Kannada my husband is a very jealous man

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do that you're too much of a lady you

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please go away

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I haven't offended you ever get you have

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very much I can't think why would I know

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become a fall is relief that thing what

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up another fall for you can't deny that

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depends on the fella I suppose I'm just

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not your type

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oh well you come let me for trying can

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you but most<font color="

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it but you do have your trance no

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panting for taste no ill feeling good

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night

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tie my tie would you call me darling

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stand still today

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whole years away from them during which

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time I expect you were consistently

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unfaithful to me I was not you know the

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miss me sometimes didn't you yes of

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course all the time was held for me I

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was terrified you'd meet somebody you

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killed him

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and you dear I better watch my step and

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a certain ahead

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there's a new one 30s you like them they

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look very expensive how you do it and

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of fact yes I got them in mind those

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places in Oxford Street well nobody

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would ever know well that's a relief

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anyway we're late enough already

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this is like a dry martini to have time

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morning there's not much to see but if

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you want to go ashore be plenty of time

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bhishan syllable five medevac mr. mrs.

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lunch at the grand and colada lasses -

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we couldn't think how to get out of it

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so I think we've decided to stay on

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you won't be sorry to be rid of him I

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certainly shall you know you've got his

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good points prizes for the fancy

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restaurant he bought himself huh

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chief Stewart says they must have cost a

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him they let you pay for a drink he's

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managed to make himself the most

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unpopular man illusion

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it really is terrible you know you can't

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snap him<font color="

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slammed the door in his face and never

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occurred to him he wasn't well I suppose

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he's leaving tomorrow I really should

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have asked him into cocktails this

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evening

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quite impossible to collab

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not barging in am i that's all of us

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sure didn't give me an invitation cigar

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scotch and soda

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I always<font color="

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native Heath you're leaving us tomorrow

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Mr Clarke pesto friends must Parchin

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well I'm going to Caro the firm necklace

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the one of these Paschal fellas maybe

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aren't your friends these cultured

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pearls of the few fellows are busily

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I'll never do that there are never a

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paper market for the ones as a matter of

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fact I'm going to Japan to look into

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this<font color="

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whether you Japs and they told me not

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even an expert can distinguish between

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real and cultured that's what they

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always tell you an expert can tell at

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once and I'm an expert you believe in

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blowing your own trumpet done before I'm

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in the<font color="

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pearls isn't worth knowing I've never

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got a culture pearl an expert like me

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can't tell with half an eye that color

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you're wearing<font color="

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lesson insisted a kiss nice nice I saw

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it the moment I came in I said to myself

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those pearls are the goods

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interested to know how much you think it

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cost well in the phrase round about

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1,500 but was bought in Bond Street I

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shouldn't be surprised they asked three

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thousand three thousand pounds that's

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surprised to know that my wife for

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hittin Oxford Street eight pounds

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you bet I a tenner it's imitation

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darling you can't bet on a certainty why

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not I get a chance of making easy money

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like this I should be a fool not to take

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it how can<font color="

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only my word against mr. coladas

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show me your pearls they did I tell you

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the limitation I can afford a loser

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Kenna take them off darling let the

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expert examine them

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I was mistaken that imitation bean I

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wife perhaps that will teach you not to

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be so cocksure another time is the no

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all make mistakes

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it's for you me

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if you were an attractive little wife

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like mrs. Ramsay would you let us spend

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