1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:06,640 What are you doing here? 2 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:08,380 You're engaged to Marianne. 3 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:12,020 But I must have you. 4 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,900 No! No, I need time to think! 5 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,160 Okay, cowboy. 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:19,820 Let's think like bunnies. 7 00:00:25,940 --> 00:00:27,640 Marianne, I can explain. 8 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,440 I'm sleeping with Richard. 9 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:32,380 I think she'll buy that, don't you? 10 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,710 I don't know about you, Sybil, but I'm not in the mood anymore. 11 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:43,430 Oh, Richard, this is all just a dream. 12 00:00:43,950 --> 00:00:46,470 It's my subconscious mind punishing me with guilt. 13 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:48,310 But if that's a turnoff, watch this. 14 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:53,470 Oh, look. 15 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:57,510 You two are having an affair behind my back. 16 00:00:58,290 --> 00:00:59,290 Bravo. 17 00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:02,150 How about if I whip up a couple of omelets for after? 18 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:09,180 See, now my subconscious is telling me, don't worry, Marianne will understand. 19 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,158 Okay, 20 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:18,940 so it's been a while. 21 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,860 Your omelette's ready. 22 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:34,240 I know it's just a dream. 23 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,740 She should bring me a damn omelet. 24 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,400 Loving what? Who loves you? 25 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,740 And then taking that bow. 26 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:54,660 Nice work if you can get it. And if you get it, won't you tell me 27 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:55,660 how? 28 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:01,380 Sybil, this can't wait. 29 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,460 Richard's going to be here soon, and I don't know what I'm going to tell him. I 30 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:06,700 need to talk to you in person. 31 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:10,310 Now, will you stop thinking about your own selfish needs and get over here? 32 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:13,890 All right. Can I have 30 seconds to pee? 33 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:16,790 Well, you were taking forever. 34 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,630 Well, I would have been embarrassed if the woman in the next stall wasn't 35 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:20,630 sending a fax. 36 00:02:23,170 --> 00:02:25,990 Listen, I'm here now. Can I call you back? Because I have to talk to you in 37 00:02:25,990 --> 00:02:27,410 person. Okay, bye. Bye. 38 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:33,370 Oh, Sybil, it's been three days since I called off the wedding, and I don't know 39 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:34,370 what to tell Richard. 40 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:36,150 How about this? 41 00:02:37,019 --> 00:02:40,880 Richard, you're a wonderful man, but my slime bucket of an ex -husband is 42 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,260 drawing me back into the swirling abyss I once called my life. 43 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:48,020 Any sane woman would resist, but hey, I gotta be me. 44 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:54,940 Well, that sympathetic comment ought to buy my therapist some new patio 45 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:55,940 furniture. 46 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:00,060 And I can assure you my second thoughts about Richard have nothing to do with 47 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,060 Dr. Dick. 48 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,200 Did you hear yourself? 49 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:08,710 You just said his name without scorn, without hatred, without the right amount 50 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:09,790 of dick. 51 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:14,550 That's because I'm over him. 52 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:17,890 Then why did you call off your wedding after Dick said he wanted you back? 53 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,570 Oh, Sybil, I'm so confused. 54 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:22,550 Richard is a terrific man. Right. 55 00:03:23,130 --> 00:03:24,670 Handsome. Right. Sensitive. 56 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:26,230 Right. A wonderful lover. 57 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:27,430 You're telling me. 58 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:32,290 Excuse me? 59 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:34,310 I mean, you're telling me and I'm listening. 60 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,070 So you're the one who should be talking, not me. 61 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:40,890 You're acting very peculiar. 62 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:42,810 I haven't done anything wrong, I swear. 63 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:46,730 I see what you mean by peculiar. 64 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:50,010 You're having sex. 65 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:52,670 You're having sex. 66 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:56,610 And you don't want to tell me about it because you know I gave all mine up. 67 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:00,630 Marianne, I... 68 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:04,190 God, I saw that glow about you. What glow? No glow. 69 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:05,590 Yes, glow. Big glow. 70 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:08,650 I am not having sex. 71 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,010 I mean, I do have sex. 72 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:18,570 I love sex. 73 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:21,649 I'm a vibrant sexual being burning with desire. 74 00:04:23,790 --> 00:04:25,810 Why do I have to explain myself to you people? 75 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:27,710 Eat your lunch. 76 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,270 Listen. 77 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:35,360 If Dr. Dick calls or tries to wear you down by sending you flowers or jewels... 78 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,360 I can handle it. 79 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:37,780 I know you. 80 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,960 One kiss and you'd forgive him for everything. 81 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,100 Oh, Pish, give me a little credit. 82 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:45,220 How about the time you caught him in his office with his hands all over his 83 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:48,340 receptionist and he said it was physical therapy for her boob job? 84 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:58,760 I actually... 85 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,420 volunteered to cover the phones until they were through. 86 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:07,220 He must die. 87 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:10,640 I can't hear you! 88 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,240 Die, Dick! Die! 89 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,160 Excuse me, Sergeant Carter, Private Pyle. 90 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,800 You have company. 91 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,620 I'm sorry I'm late, Marianne. Hiya, Sybil. 92 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:31,730 I'm exhausted, actually. I was up all night. 93 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:33,450 You certainly were. 94 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:38,990 I'm still here. Why is that? 95 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:47,410 Boy, oh, boy. I never knew whale watching could be so moving. 96 00:05:47,650 --> 00:05:49,650 Of course, it would have been nice if we'd actually seen one. 97 00:05:50,470 --> 00:05:51,930 So, are we going to dinner or what? 98 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:54,530 Well, thank you, but actually we have plans. 99 00:05:54,850 --> 00:05:55,669 Oh, really? 100 00:05:55,670 --> 00:05:56,690 Got a party or something? 101 00:05:57,470 --> 00:05:58,470 Well, kind of. 102 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,080 Sort of. 103 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:01,880 Not really, no. 104 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:07,200 I remember when I was your age and I got this nervous around my girlfriend's 105 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:12,580 father. But, of course, that was because... Oh, no. 106 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:17,040 Do you want me to be open and honest? Stop talking about this. 107 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:21,240 Ira, I'm so sorry. I think I might have nicked your BMW. 108 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,540 It doesn't matter. 109 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:24,240 Nothing matters anymore. 110 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,220 Mom, what are you doing here? 111 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:29,770 On my breakup with Richard, it's been so difficult. 112 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:33,050 Sybil and I are having a little slumber party to cheer me up. 113 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:34,870 And you brought that much luggage? 114 00:06:35,530 --> 00:06:38,410 Of course not, sweetie. Run out to the car and bring in my steamer truck. 115 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:41,130 Great. 116 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:44,150 So now both our mothers are staying here tonight. 117 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:46,870 So we'll just, we'll use my apartment. 118 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:50,770 Your apartment's above the garage, 12 feet from the windows where they'll be 119 00:06:50,770 --> 00:06:53,210 sleeping. Wait, what happened to being open and honest? 120 00:06:54,050 --> 00:06:55,050 Justin, please. 121 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:59,060 I mean, I only talk about sex to see the horrified expressions on my parents' 122 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:02,320 faces. I would never actually do it within earshot. 123 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,480 Hotel. No money. 124 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:08,420 Car. 125 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:12,500 Oh, that's really special, Justin. Why don't you just say gutter? 126 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:17,260 Okay. But I think you deserve better. 127 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:24,040 Your psychic pal can... 128 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,400 but am I pathetic enough to actually talk to them? 129 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,040 Hello? 130 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,100 Apparently so. 131 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,600 Could you please tell me how much this costs per minute? 132 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,600 Yeah. 133 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,420 Okay, I need to know if I'm going to dream about my best friend's ex -fiance 134 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:48,840 tonight because she's staying over and I'm afraid to sleep because what if I 135 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:49,840 yell out his name? 136 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,860 Well, yeah, I do enjoy myself in the dream. 137 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:55,220 Am I a moaner? 138 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:58,440 Ew, you should be paying me for this call, you freak. 139 00:08:03,790 --> 00:08:04,369 You are? 140 00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:05,550 What are you doing up? 141 00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:07,870 I'm never going to sleep tonight. 142 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:11,410 I feel so awful about hurting Richard. 143 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:14,610 Look at us. 144 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:19,650 Two fabulous women in our prime, sitting here losing sleep over men. 145 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:22,270 Who are you losing sleep over? 146 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:24,550 I... Ira. 147 00:08:26,850 --> 00:08:27,850 What went wrong? 148 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:29,670 I thought we'd last forever. 149 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:33,030 Oh, well, we didn't. La -di -da, la -di -da. 150 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:36,659 What is the matter with me? 151 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:42,520 I married Dick, who was all wrong, and Richard, who should be so right, just 152 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,540 isn't. Maybe we're paying off some bad karma. 153 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:51,780 Maybe you and I were Amazon queens in a previous life and kept naked men locked 154 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,840 up in cages and only let them out when we needed sex. 155 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,380 Now, wouldn't that be a fun club, Matt? 156 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,520 You know what I'm thinking we should do? 157 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:04,420 No. But I know that look. 158 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:08,120 It's your new age crystal voodoo barking at the moon look. 159 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,880 You're about to hop the last train to Flakesville. 160 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,960 I think we should try past life regression. 161 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,280 All aboard. 162 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,560 No, really. 163 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:23,320 Maybe some former life holds the key to this whole Richard problem we're having. 164 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:25,140 You're having. 165 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:26,220 I'm helping. 166 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:30,980 That's a little civil sleepy nighty night time. 167 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:34,120 Listen, I'm... I'm serious about this stuff. 168 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:38,860 Once at Disney World, I was in the Hall of Presidents, and I couldn't take my 169 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:42,600 eyes off Grover Cleveland because I swear I knew what he looked like in his 170 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600 underpants. 171 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:45,640 Explain that. 172 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,560 Hi, you ready? 173 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:59,620 Hey, we're supposed to go to regression therapy, but you're dressed to stalk. 174 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,020 Yes, Sybil. 175 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:06,020 I... I don't need to go to a past life to teach me why I have problems with 176 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,800 My problem is dick. 177 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:14,820 Now you go back and find out whether Grover Cleveland wore boxers or briefs. 178 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:19,760 am going to stuff dick's chimney with 300 pounds of day -old calamari. 179 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,060 I'm alive, I tell you. 180 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,480 Alive. 181 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,920 Marianne, it's a two -hour session. 182 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,780 What if this is my first life? 183 00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:31,010 I spend the whole time reliving what I did yesterday. 184 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:34,310 I don't want to eat fish two days in a row. 185 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:37,070 So, well, that's your therapy. 186 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:38,550 This is mine. 187 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:42,190 I'm once again filled with hate, rage, and vengeance. 188 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:43,570 Be happy for me. 189 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:46,170 I am. 190 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,830 Are you sure you're going to be okay without me? 191 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:51,310 Prove it. 192 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:52,930 Die, dick. 193 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,120 It's so sweet of you to send me those orchids. 194 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,200 Of course I remember. 195 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:30,780 They're exactly like the ones you sent me the day you told me you loved me. 196 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,460 All right, Sybil, are you relaxed? 197 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:36,860 Uh -huh. 198 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,640 You can open your eyes now. 199 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:44,320 Oh, I understand you've been looking for the reason you've been having these 200 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,800 dreams, but you may not find your answer. 201 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,440 You may discover you have other lessons to learn. 202 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:54,600 I'm so excited about this. I mean, who knows? Maybe in a former life, I was 203 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:58,820 Cleopatra. I'm afraid not. She's now a dental hygienist in Bakersfield. 204 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,720 Helena Troy? 205 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,020 No, that would be John Tesh. 206 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:07,700 Please be prepared for the fact that you're probably not going to be anybody 207 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:10,560 famous. Whoa, you sound just like my agent. 208 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,640 Okay. 209 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:17,860 Now, just remember, souls travel in packs, so you may see people you 210 00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:18,860 from this life. 211 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:25,620 Close your eyes, and let the subconscious mind select your journey. 212 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:37,000 Behold! Hast thou ever seen such a bounteous beast? 213 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,780 Alas, fair sister, we are but mere minstrels. 214 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:41,900 If we stop at all, it will be with the hounds. 215 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:49,140 Hold thy tongue, and hold thy hat before me, that I might snatch a meaty chop. 216 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:54,080 Children, abandon thy knavish ways. 217 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,480 Heads have rolled for less in the court of the king. Doth thou wish an early 218 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,440 grave? Only for you, father. 219 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:07,160 I do hope my singing doth please the king. 220 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:09,100 As do I, lass. 221 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:14,280 The king's favor would ensure a hearty flow of mutton and ale to our family 222 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:19,220 table. And free me from this wretched trade to become the poet for which I am 223 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:20,220 made. 224 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,140 Zachariah, relinquish not thy day job. 225 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:32,180 Behold, the king, Henry VIII. He arriveth. 226 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,160 Isn't that great? 227 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:42,290 Thy brother thinks his words delighteth, when in truth they just plain biteth. 228 00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:48,070 Aye, aye, aye. 229 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,790 My lord. Your majesty. 230 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:54,330 What motley band be this? 231 00:13:55,110 --> 00:14:00,350 Sire, we are but humble troubadours come to serenade thee on the eve of thy 232 00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:02,130 betrothal to the lady Anne Boleyn. 233 00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:05,690 Thou art a fine milky wench. 234 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,200 I fear my cookies shall soon be tossed. 235 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:21,280 Give us a body tune, lads, and upon thee will rest my favor. 236 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,660 And a body tune it shall be, sire. 237 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,740 I wouldn't touch his favor with a ten -foot lance. 238 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,900 Now hear my... 239 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:42,380 She chanced upon a handsome lad and claimed him for her foe. 240 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:47,020 Heidi diddle diddle, Heidi diddle, Heidi diddle diddle, said she. 241 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:52,400 Heidi diddle and the kid just a little behind the willow tree. 242 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:56,800 I 243 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:03,680 pray 244 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,740 your majesty to give me leave that I might attend to my errand. to bought us. 245 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,440 Dost thou need a royal hand to aid thee? 246 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,040 I would not trouble thee, my lech. 247 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:15,620 Leesh. 248 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,840 Ah, sweet refuge from the madness. 249 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,040 A thousand pardons, lady. 250 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,680 Wouldst thou have about thee a needle and thread? 251 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,740 Alas, I have none. 252 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,200 Perchance this brooch would deliver thee. 253 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,340 Far too fine an ornament. 254 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,480 It's but a knockoff. 255 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,220 I shall be forever in thy debt. 256 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:53,440 These damnable shoes do torment my feet like a swarm of stinging wasps. 257 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,820 But are they not divine? 258 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:00,920 Such finery would feed my entire village. 259 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,120 Your village dines upon shoes? 260 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,000 Only when hats are scarce. 261 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:09,090 Thou pleaseth me. 262 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,710 I wouldst know thy name. Ariel. 263 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,070 But of late, some have called me fine, milky wench. 264 00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:19,950 What impertinent swine didst so offend thee? Only the king himself, that 265 00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:21,150 swollen, strutting ass. 266 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:24,970 Thou shouldst not speak so of the royal ass. 267 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:29,090 Dost thou not know of his villainous deeds? 268 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:33,910 His first queen didst fail to bear him a son, and he didst discard her. 269 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,540 I pity she who now marries such a gilded turner. 270 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,960 Then thou dost pity me? 271 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,520 Thou art Anne Boleyn? 272 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:49,760 Was thou a shoeless, so that my foot might fit more freely in my mouth? 273 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:14,420 Shree doth explain why you dally so in the m 'lady's room, and oft time go in 274 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:15,420 pairs. 275 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:24,560 Thou needst no sword, my lord, for thou doth slay me with thy wit. 276 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:28,280 Slattery's gotten me thus far. 277 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:36,280 I would have my future wife beside me, and if thou wouldst make it three. 278 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,900 It beckons me. 279 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:44,940 What's that, Tess? 280 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,920 He just hit on me. 281 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:49,080 Tish, Tosh, he jesteth. 282 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,660 It is a mystery how I know this, but I fear little good will come of this 283 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,760 I beseech thee, do not marry that man. 284 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:57,979 Are you insane? 285 00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:58,980 I'm going to be queen. 286 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,380 I grieve for her fate. 287 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,940 On the other hand, I could sell this bauble for a pig. 288 00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:24,940 And at every one, I was the same struggling performer waiting for that 289 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:25,879 that never came. 290 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,080 Except for that one time. 291 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,800 Moliere cast me as the lead in his new play. 292 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,160 And then I got cholera. 293 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,020 And then he does a part to sell his hat. 294 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,240 But you were in one of them, and you were engaged to... 295 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,370 How come you're letting me eat in the living room without that big napkin you 296 00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:54,370 make me wear? 297 00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:56,750 Oh, Sybil, don't be so suspicious. 298 00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:00,930 It's just a little welcome back party. 299 00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:04,070 You've been gone hundreds of years. I missed you. 300 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:39,310 I've been looking to him for a few moments. I know you don't. That's why 301 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,310 have me in this life. 302 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,910 Marianne, what's going on? 303 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:48,230 Where's that stun gun you keep around for people who sell magazines? 304 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:10,740 didn't know Dick Smote. 305 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:13,660 What did you do? 306 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,460 400 years ago, I let you make a terrible mistake. 307 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,740 No way am I going to let you lose your head again. 308 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,900 Okay, you're right. I get weak around him. 309 00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:27,660 Oh, Sybil, I almost gave in to him. 310 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,820 And I know once his heart starts again, he'll be back. 311 00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:34,700 And I'll be here, pal. 312 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:36,660 Did you hear that, Dick? 313 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,580 whole damn pig. 314 00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:48,820 I'm still hungry. 315 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,500 Can you cook s'mores on this thing? 316 00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:04,840 Now, Sybil, close your eyes and let your subconscious mind select your journey. 317 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,960 President Cleveland, the cabinet meeting is about to begin. 318 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,280 Oh, be right there. 319 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,940 Grover, darling, remember your pants. 320 00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:16,230 We don't want the executive branch showing. 321 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,310 Whoopsie -daisy. 322 00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:23,310 You know that Richard guy I was dreaming about? 323 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:25,710 I think I just figured that out.