1 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,800 That's my other line. I'll call you back later. 2 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,050 - All right. - Jerry, can you see my hair? 3 00:02:20,090 --> 00:02:22,260 Hey, can you pick me up later? I need to go to the mall. 4 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:24,340 I need those shoes we saw yesterday. 5 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:26,140 I can't. I'm picking up Yanin from ballet. 6 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:28,010 Yamil, why can't Yustin pick her up? 7 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:29,930 He has baseball practice. Why don't you go yourself? 8 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:31,640 Because I'm still not allowed near the car. 9 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:32,930 Oh, yeah, that's right. 10 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,560 That stop sign was in the wrong place. 11 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,560 What is he wearing? 12 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,100 - Who? - The weirdo on 25. 13 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:43,110 Professor Dayton? My dad says he's a genius. 14 00:02:43,190 --> 00:02:45,610 He gives me the creeps. 15 00:02:45,650 --> 00:02:47,610 I'm walking away. 16 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:50,820 Excuse me, Mr. Mailman? 17 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:53,030 I can not wait to move out of this neighborhood. 18 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:55,610 - I know, right? - Hi, sir. How are you today? 19 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,320 How am I? 20 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,780 Hang on, cute guy alert. 21 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:01,490 What? Who? Where? 22 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,950 Give me all the details. Where's he at? 23 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,700 Fat Joe's. Must be a cousin. 24 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:11,580 It's a package. I've been waiting for weeks 25 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:13,580 for a package. It's about this big. 26 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:16,750 Why don't you go back to your computer, you geek? 27 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:22,590 Oh. I cannot wait to move out of this neighborhood. 28 00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:24,630 You already said that. 29 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,260 Oh, that's my mom calling. I gotta go. 30 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,590 Come rescue me, please? 31 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,010 Okay, I'll call you at home. Okay? Bye. 32 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,810 What matters is I've been waiting weeks 33 00:03:36,890 --> 00:03:39,850 for a package that looks just like that! 34 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:42,650 I really hate this neighborhood. 35 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,360 Ugh. 36 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:55,990 Aren't you going to say hello, Alice? 37 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,160 What's that, Dad? 38 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,530 Oh, it's a universal remote. 39 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:02,450 It's supposed to control everything. 40 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:04,540 I picked it up from a street vendor. 41 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,620 Looks like one of the professor's gadgets. 42 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,080 Maybe I should show it to him. 43 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,120 - That creep across the street? - Alice. 44 00:04:10,170 --> 00:04:12,670 Don't talk about him like that, Alice. 45 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,460 He's a very intelligent man. 46 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,380 - Whatever. - Young lady, 47 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:18,630 you're gonna wash your hands and come back down. 48 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:20,710 Dinner is almost ready. 49 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,840 She can't eat, she's on a diet. 50 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:26,050 He's eavesdropping on me. Mom, tell him to stop. 51 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:27,470 Because she's fat. 52 00:04:27,510 --> 00:04:29,720 Lewis, say something. 53 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,850 What diet? What fat? 54 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:34,010 Hey, didn't we have a talk about listening in 55 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,850 on other people's conversations? 56 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:38,640 I wasn't. Mom! 57 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,730 Honey... 58 00:04:40,810 --> 00:04:43,850 We'll talk after dinner. Now do as I say. 59 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:46,650 She's too skinny. She'll never find a husband. 60 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:48,730 She has no ass. 61 00:04:50,530 --> 00:04:51,610 Grandma! 62 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:54,320 - Is that how a dean talks? - I'm off-duty. 63 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,490 What's so funny about not having an ass? 64 00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:00,370 An ass is more important than tits. 65 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:02,660 Tits are for amateurs. 66 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:04,410 Please tell me I'm adopted. 67 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:06,080 If I understand this setting, 68 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,330 this button controls the color and hue settings. 69 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,830 - Hello. - Hey, girl, it's me. 70 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:14,710 I'm an amateur. 71 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:16,710 Tell me you dumped the little brat 72 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,880 and we're going to the mall. 73 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,090 Hello... 74 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:29,050 Dad, there's something wrong with the phone. 75 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:32,300 Da... Dad? 76 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,020 Mom? 77 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,640 Grams? Jesse? 78 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:42,730 Come out now. You're not funny. 79 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:41,440 Are you still with us, Alice? 80 00:06:48,070 --> 00:06:50,980 Young lady, you're going to wash your hands and come back down. 81 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:52,990 Dinner's almost ready. 82 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:55,610 - What's going on? - She can't eat. She's on a diet. 83 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,740 Because she's fat. 84 00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:59,280 Lewis, say something. 85 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,780 Fat? What? Who's fat? 86 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:04,660 Didn't we have a talk about listening to other people's conversations? 87 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:06,580 I wasn't. Mom! 88 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:09,000 Honey... you be quiet. 89 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,580 We'll talk after dinner. 90 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:12,420 Now do as I say. 91 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:15,750 She's too skinny. She'll never find a husband. 92 00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:18,420 She has no ass. 93 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,090 Mom, shame on you. 94 00:07:23,130 --> 00:07:25,420 I think this one's for the subtitles. 95 00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:59,200 Please. 96 00:08:11,410 --> 00:08:12,830 The remote. 97 00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:14,460 The remote. 98 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:18,000 Sir? Dad? Señor? 99 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,340 Please don't touch that thing. 100 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:23,210 Don't touch. 101 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,740 Alice. Alice. 102 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:04,830 Hey! 103 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:07,370 Hey, Professor Dayton! 104 00:09:10,910 --> 00:09:13,500 Professor Dayton! Professor! 105 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:15,750 Alice. 106 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,500 Hey! 107 00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:20,920 Wait! No! Professor Dayton! 108 00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:24,670 Professor Dayton, wait! 109 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:33,760 Okay. 110 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:37,390 I get it about the ball! I won't throw it again. 111 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:39,310 You can stop now. 112 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:42,430 I really hate this neighborhood. 113 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,520 Professor Dayton! 114 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,870 Professor Dayton! 115 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:12,620 Professor? 116 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,370 Professor? 117 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:26,210 I only know her number on speed dial. 118 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,720 Police! 119 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:32,550 - Hello? - 911, what is your emergency? 120 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,890 Please, you have to help me. 121 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:35,510 Hello? 122 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,890 - Hello? Send somebody. - Hello? Someone there? 123 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:58,240 He's getting married? That's fucked up. 124 00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:34,550 Delivery for Professor... Dayton? 125 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,310 Are you supposed to be here, miss? 126 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:41,310 Oh my God. 127 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,310 You have to help me. 128 00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:46,600 Hold on, I'll be right back, okay? 129 00:11:46,690 --> 00:11:48,310 Hold on. 130 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:17,710 Okay. 131 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:50,310 What a weird looking remote. 132 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,110 So far it doesn't do much. Can't even change the channels. 133 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:54,530 Take it to the professor. 134 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:56,730 It was a five-mile walk 135 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,780 to the nearest TV set, 136 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,910 barefoot in the winter. 137 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:06,370 And we all knew the piano player 138 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:09,540 with the candelabra was a pansy. 139 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:12,040 Just like your Uncle Brett. 140 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,910 What a faggot he was. 141 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,500 Grandma! 142 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,040 Work, damn it. 143 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,250 No! 144 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,880 Good going, Dad. You just turned off the TV set. 145 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:26,210 Lewis! 146 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:44,100 Mom, it's me! It's Alice! 147 00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:45,430 It's me! 148 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,480 Grab the gun, Lewis! 149 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,350 - Grab it! - Dad, hurry! 150 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:07,200 Ow! 151 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,080 Hello, Alice. 152 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,200 Isn't the detective's gadget a riot? 153 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,500 Grab your gun! 154 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,750 Shoot the damn thing already! 155 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,590 Please, I just want to be normal. 156 00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:32,010 But you already are, Alice. 157 00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:35,010 This is who you are. 158 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:50,350 Professor, don't go near that thing! 159 00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:55,730 It's all right, Detective Jacobs. 160 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,780 This sweet little thing is completely harmless. 161 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,440 What is it? 162 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,950 It's a rabbit, of course. 163 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:08,990 Oh, it is... it is a rabbit. 164 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,740 What's... what's his name? 165 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,790 Alice. 166 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,370 Her name is Alice. 167 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,960 You bad girl, 168 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,750 chewing through your cage like that. 169 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,340 I've been looking all over for you. 170 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,420 Oh, look what I've got. 171 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,260 Your favorite toy. 172 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,800 What a character. 173 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:35,970 Alice. What a pretty name. 174 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,330 I ain't playing with you. 175 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:12,410 Get in that damn street and make my fucking money! 176 00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:22,130 Is there a problem? 177 00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:24,540 Fuck. 178 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:28,510 Hey! Hey! 179 00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:32,630 - I said, is there a fucking problem? - No, no problem. 180 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,800 Damn right there ain't no fucking problem. 181 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,140 Yeah. 182 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,140 Hey, man. Hey, listen. 183 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:41,350 Hey, you looking for some companionship? 184 00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,720 - No thanks. - No, man, I can set you up. 185 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:45,890 - I've seen you lookin', man. - I'm good. 186 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:48,140 Yeah? Come on, man. 187 00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:50,190 Whatever you want. Where are you? 188 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,650 Hey. Hey, bitch! 189 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:54,690 You got a permit to work my building? 190 00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:57,440 Hey! What the hell? 191 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,620 Hey, Jerry. 192 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:17,160 Eva! Get your ass down here. 193 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,120 I'm coming. 194 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,170 Bye, Jerry. 195 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,840 Eva! 196 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,170 I'm coming. 197 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,920 Fuck! 198 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,560 Oh, man. Fuck. 199 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:33,220 ... and now a foul call against Martinez. 200 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,180 Damn it. 201 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,190 God damn it. 202 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:22,920 - Yo, yo! - Got change? 203 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,250 Come on, young man, buy something! 204 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,170 - Fuck you. - Buy something. 205 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,420 Oh, take a look. Take a look. 206 00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:33,760 Look, it's a nice radio. 207 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,180 - Yo, yo. - Lady, lady, lady. 208 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,930 See anything you like? 209 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,760 Got a crystal ball. 210 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:44,310 Book on voodoo. 211 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,100 Anybody piss you off lately? 212 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,480 I don't read much. What do you want for the radio? 213 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,100 Radio with the antenna... 214 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:56,150 $5 going with the antenna. 215 00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:57,650 Without the antenna... 216 00:19:57,690 --> 00:20:01,030 without the antenna, is $10. 217 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,650 Why is the one with the antenna less? 218 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,450 Less radio. 219 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:11,240 All you need is duct tape and a piece of wire. 220 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,120 Make an antenna. 221 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,450 I'll go less radio more antenna. 222 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:22,580 Give me the money. Give me the money. 223 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,670 Keep the change. 224 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,380 Fuck you too! Ya! 225 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,210 Yeah, yeah. 226 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,670 What a smart-ass he was. 227 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,630 Smart-ass! Ya! 228 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,050 Somebody buy something! Come on! 229 00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:22,290 Oh no, no, no, no. 230 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,540 Oh, come on. 231 00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:35,050 Of course. Why wouldn't you do that? 232 00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:37,760 Thank you. 233 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,200 You motherfucker. 234 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,660 Don't. 235 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,800 - Stop that. - Whoa! Jesus! 236 00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:07,530 Hello? 237 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:16,240 Hello? 238 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:08,610 Don't. 239 00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:14,780 I said don't. You'll like the song. 240 00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:20,000 You're getting water on the floor. 241 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,910 Oh, shit. 242 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:26,500 Sorry. 243 00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:28,920 Dry yourself off. 244 00:24:34,550 --> 00:24:36,670 In the bathroom, Jerry. 245 00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:02,480 And, Jerry, put some clothes on. 246 00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:08,490 Okay. 247 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:19,450 - Well? - What? 248 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:21,660 Isn't it better now that it's clean in here? 249 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:23,250 I guess. 250 00:25:23,330 --> 00:25:26,170 You guess? You're not sure? 251 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:28,130 It's better. 252 00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:30,090 Are you hungry? 253 00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:33,500 - I guess so. - Are you hungry or not? 254 00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:36,340 - I am. - Then make dinner. 255 00:25:37,590 --> 00:25:39,840 All right. 256 00:25:43,590 --> 00:25:47,140 It's too hot for soup. Make a sandwich. 257 00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:48,930 Jesus. 258 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,060 I'm just looking out for you, Jerry. 259 00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:55,640 I promise. 260 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,240 Do you want one? 261 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,370 Don't be ridiculous. 262 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:26,080 Don't use so much mayonnaise. 263 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,880 It always gives you a tummy ache. 264 00:26:29,330 --> 00:26:30,920 Right. 265 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,380 Right. 266 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:37,670 You wanna put some money in tech stocks. 267 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,300 They'll never go away. 268 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:42,050 But the important thing is to diversify. 269 00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:44,340 Right, diversify. 270 00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:46,140 I'll need more money though. 271 00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:48,890 You'll have it. 272 00:26:50,350 --> 00:26:52,390 Yeah, Eddie, Eddie, listen to me, baby. 273 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,560 You're gonna love this. It's a new reality series... 274 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,690 "Home Invasion. " We break into their homes, 275 00:26:56,770 --> 00:26:58,270 they don't even know it's really us, 276 00:26:58,350 --> 00:26:59,940 we beat the crap out of the family! 277 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,190 - Right, we get the cameras 24/7. - Sir, sir, 278 00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:04,900 this is a handicapped spot. 279 00:27:06,610 --> 00:27:08,900 Three-camera shoot. They're gonna love it. 280 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:11,280 Yeah, they're gonna love it. 281 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,240 Douche. 282 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:25,080 I hate this guy. 283 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,750 You say something? 284 00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:28,790 No. 285 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,960 I was just taking out the trash. 286 00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:36,050 Fuck you. 287 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,260 Eva! 288 00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:42,380 Eva! 289 00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:45,050 I'm coming! Fuck! 290 00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:49,600 Say hi to your little friend, Jerry. 291 00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:08,280 Hi, Jerry. 292 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,240 Hi. 293 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,280 Eva! 294 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,990 Fuck. 295 00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:32,880 Nice job, Jerry. 296 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:39,630 Let me in! 297 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,430 You ain't got shit without me. 298 00:28:41,510 --> 00:28:43,720 I'll fucking kill you! 299 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,470 What are we gonna do about all that banging, Jerry? 300 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:48,850 Ronald! 301 00:28:48,930 --> 00:28:51,350 Tell her to knock it off. 302 00:28:51,390 --> 00:28:54,140 - Ronald! - Knock it off! 303 00:29:14,030 --> 00:29:16,160 Let's go. 304 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,870 And get a flashlight. 305 00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:34,540 - Don't be seen. - Got it. 306 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,590 What do you see, Jerry? 307 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,350 - I'm looking. - Don't look yet. 308 00:29:47,430 --> 00:29:50,600 Just see. 309 00:29:54,930 --> 00:29:57,270 I see a clothesline, 310 00:29:57,350 --> 00:30:00,560 some garbage, box spring, 311 00:30:00,650 --> 00:30:03,230 Mandy drunk, 312 00:30:03,310 --> 00:30:05,270 passed out again. 313 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,740 I see a stairwell leading to a fire escape. 314 00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:13,450 Look at the stairs. 315 00:30:15,910 --> 00:30:19,370 Looks like a bunch of people threw a bunch of shit down here. 316 00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:22,160 - Look again. - I'm looking. 317 00:30:23,910 --> 00:30:27,040 This looks intentional. 318 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,710 Keep climbing, Jerry. 319 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,630 I'm climbing. 320 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,710 Shh. 321 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,050 Keep climbing. 322 00:30:46,090 --> 00:30:48,800 Okay. 323 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:51,850 Keep climbing, Jerry. 324 00:30:51,930 --> 00:30:55,270 - Up there? - Yes, up there. 325 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,900 Okay. Okay. 326 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,740 Well, what are you waiting for? 327 00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:18,780 Up there? 328 00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:21,080 It doesn't look safe. 329 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,620 Are you afraid, Jerry? 330 00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:25,750 - No. - Well then, let's go. 331 00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:28,620 All right. Fine. 332 00:32:28,410 --> 00:32:31,870 It's all right. Relax. 333 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,500 Now get the flashlight. 334 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,800 And watch out for more cats. 335 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,270 - Fuck, man! - It's only 336 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,110 a dead squirrel, Jerry. 337 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,440 That thing is huge. 338 00:33:12,530 --> 00:33:16,700 - Next time you see one, kill it. - Fine. 339 00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:18,200 What'll you do when you see another one? 340 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,280 - Kill the little fucker. - That's right. 341 00:33:21,370 --> 00:33:23,870 Now breathe, Jerry. 342 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,540 Now get your flashlight and let's try again. 343 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:56,220 I told you I'd take care of you. 344 00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:58,350 Now let's get out of here quick. 345 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,620 - You'll have to kill him. - What? 346 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:24,040 - No. - You have to. He saw the box. 347 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,250 He saw the money. 348 00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:34,960 - You have to. - You don't know what he saw. 349 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,710 Come on, Jerry, you know exactly what he saw. 350 00:34:37,790 --> 00:34:40,300 And so does he. Sooner or later, 351 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:43,220 - he's gonna come for it. - I won't do it. 352 00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:46,180 Well, it's too late now, he's gone. 353 00:34:46,260 --> 00:34:48,760 But he'll be back, Jerry. Don't you worry. 354 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,890 This is bad. 355 00:34:51,970 --> 00:34:54,810 There's over 300 grand here. 356 00:34:54,890 --> 00:34:56,310 The big move will be real estate 357 00:34:56,390 --> 00:34:59,140 and income property, a duplex at least. 358 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:02,390 But like I said, it's all about how we diversify. 359 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,810 - Right, long-term goals. - Exactly. 360 00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:08,360 We should leave town as soon as possible. 361 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,110 Wait, do you hear that? 362 00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:13,320 - What? - Listen. 363 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,240 Someone is breaking in. 364 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,740 Guess who. 365 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:21,410 Don't shoot him. That'd be bad. 366 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:25,120 - What do I do? - You'll know what to do. 367 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,950 But do it fast! 368 00:35:45,470 --> 00:35:48,090 Jerry, get back inside 369 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,970 and get the knife. 370 00:35:50,050 --> 00:35:52,430 No. 371 00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:55,180 Good. 372 00:35:56,810 --> 00:35:58,810 Ronald! 373 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,320 You did what you had to do. 374 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,730 - This has gone too far. - You did the right thing. 375 00:36:11,820 --> 00:36:13,070 This is crazy. 376 00:36:13,150 --> 00:36:15,190 Jerry, there's gonna be cops everywhere. 377 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,950 You have to relax. You have to be cool. 378 00:36:19,030 --> 00:36:21,280 - Focus. - Focus. 379 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,660 I know. You're right. 380 00:36:23,740 --> 00:36:25,410 No loose ends. 381 00:36:25,490 --> 00:36:27,450 You knew this going in. 382 00:36:29,540 --> 00:36:31,500 I know. 383 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,630 Murder-suicide? 384 00:36:41,130 --> 00:36:44,300 Yeah, well, that's what it looks like. 385 00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:46,380 Tied her up with duct tape, 386 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:48,970 stabbed her about 50 times, maybe more. 387 00:36:49,050 --> 00:36:52,300 Lots of blood. 388 00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:54,850 That's a new brand of sick. 389 00:36:54,890 --> 00:36:58,350 Nah, it's not so new. Word is they had a drug problem. 390 00:36:58,390 --> 00:37:01,350 - They fought a lot. That sort of thing. - I knew about the drugs. 391 00:37:01,390 --> 00:37:04,400 Everybody heard the fighting. 392 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,440 Yeah. 393 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,980 Got any more milk? 394 00:37:13,070 --> 00:37:15,820 I'm afraid this is the last of it. 395 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:20,160 Right. Well... 396 00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:24,450 - thanks for your time. - Not a problem. 397 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,460 Sticky. 398 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,840 Oh, um... 399 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,960 if you think of anything, 400 00:37:45,050 --> 00:37:46,300 here's my card. 401 00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:49,680 Sure thing, Officer Jacobs. 402 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,590 Detective. 403 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,390 Oh, right. 404 00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:56,720 - Detective. - Yeah. 405 00:38:08,110 --> 00:38:10,520 He found tape residue on the chair. 406 00:38:10,610 --> 00:38:13,780 - I saw that. - I don't know if he put it together. 407 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:15,530 This guy's hard to read. 408 00:38:18,610 --> 00:38:21,070 Stay cool, Jerry. 409 00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:34,250 I got one... 410 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:37,460 You found some more milk? 411 00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:39,130 You caught me. 412 00:38:39,210 --> 00:38:42,920 I just have one more question. 413 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,880 Leon Cates... you know him? 414 00:38:45,970 --> 00:38:47,590 - The guy across the hall? - Yeah, that's him. 415 00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:50,890 Pimp, drug dealer, 416 00:38:50,930 --> 00:38:52,590 among other things. 417 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,100 Seems really bent out of shape. Won't tell me exactly why. 418 00:38:56,180 --> 00:38:58,310 Don't think I've ever seen him happy. 419 00:38:58,390 --> 00:39:00,560 I know the type. 420 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,560 This is different. 421 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,560 Anything comes to mind... 422 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,230 - I'll give you a call. - Right. 423 00:39:08,270 --> 00:39:09,810 Got one. 424 00:39:11,150 --> 00:39:13,570 Oh, that's right. 425 00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:16,490 Yeah. 426 00:39:16,570 --> 00:39:19,530 You do. 427 00:39:24,490 --> 00:39:27,330 Looks like someone tried to break in. 428 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,950 I saw that last night. 429 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,830 Not much use reporting it. Nothing personal. 430 00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:35,580 Oh, right. 431 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:39,460 Well, you have a good day, Mr... 432 00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:41,420 Collins. 433 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,420 Same to you, sir. 434 00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:45,630 Well, thank you. 435 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,390 I feel good about this. 436 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,440 Me too. 437 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,910 I'll stay with the money. You go check that we got everything. 438 00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:34,870 - Are you moving? - Yeah. 439 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,330 Things have just gotten a little nutty around here. 440 00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:39,880 Yeah. 441 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,880 I guess I wanted to for a while. 442 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,710 Been saving. 443 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,670 Where you moving to? 444 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,340 I'm not sure yet. 445 00:40:48,420 --> 00:40:51,130 I just figure I'll keep driving until I find someplace, 446 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:54,470 someplace I can afford some property. 447 00:40:54,510 --> 00:40:57,140 I can't stay here, Jerry. 448 00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:59,010 Leon will kill me. 449 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:02,480 He thinks I took his money. 450 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,310 His money? 451 00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:08,270 Armored-car heist almost two years ago. 452 00:41:08,350 --> 00:41:11,480 He's got a half a million stashed in a building up on Hill St. 453 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,780 I don't know where the rest of it is. 454 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,740 It'll turn up someday. 455 00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:22,240 You got room for one more, Jerry? 456 00:41:26,830 --> 00:41:28,790 You can't come back. 457 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,620 I don't want to. 458 00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:41,670 What is it with you? 459 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:44,210 She'll kill you as soon as she finds out about the money. 460 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:46,170 You'll have to kill her first. 461 00:41:46,210 --> 00:41:48,010 No, I think I trust her. 462 00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:51,630 She's a whore. You can't trust a whore, Jerry. 463 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,930 I said no. 464 00:41:55,010 --> 00:41:57,600 Let's get out of here fast. 465 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,890 Don't look at me like that. I need to go pee now. 466 00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:09,150 Just pull over right here. There's nobody here. 467 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:11,400 - It's not a big deal. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 468 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,400 Don't be sorry. Just gonna take two seconds, all right? 469 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,650 - Be right back. - No problem. 470 00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:19,360 Wait here. 471 00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:26,820 Now I'm in the back seat. 472 00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:29,870 Next it'll be the trash. You have to listen to me. 473 00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:32,080 - I think you're jealous. - Your little friend isn't gonna 474 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,660 understand our relationship, Jerry. Think about it. 475 00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:36,410 I'm only trying to help you. 476 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,420 Let her take a piss, for fuck's sake. 477 00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:41,250 It's the middle of nowhere. Do it now! 478 00:44:08,810 --> 00:44:11,770 What did I say? Just be cool. 479 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:14,650 Temperance will see you through most things. 480 00:44:14,730 --> 00:44:17,780 You know, it's all about the future now. 481 00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:19,940 Yeah, the future. 482 00:44:20,030 --> 00:44:22,280 Exactly, the future. 483 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,110 Long-term sustained growth. 484 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,410 And how we gonna do that? 485 00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:29,950 - Diversify? - Damn straight, 486 00:44:29,990 --> 00:44:31,910 diversify. 487 00:44:31,990 --> 00:44:35,540 Stocks, bonds and of course, real estate. 488 00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:38,210 We're talking a wide array of growth industry 489 00:44:38,290 --> 00:44:41,630 as well as the more steady, conservative investment. 490 00:44:41,710 --> 00:44:45,630 Don't even fuck with commodities. 491 00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:48,760 They're just gonna get you in trouble. 492 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,200 Yeah, this is Rachael. 493 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,990 I'm looking for some companionship 494 00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:31,830 for the night. 495 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,460 Where are you? 496 00:45:37,540 --> 00:45:39,670 I'm at home. 497 00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:42,540 Hey, bitch, you got a permit to work in my building? 498 00:45:42,630 --> 00:45:45,090 Sorry, I've never done this before. 499 00:45:45,170 --> 00:45:47,750 Hey hey, trick! 500 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,300 Don't you walk away from me now. 501 00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:53,260 Well, there was this one time... 502 00:45:54,550 --> 00:45:55,840 Where are you? 503 00:45:55,890 --> 00:45:57,840 What is this? 504 00:45:57,890 --> 00:46:00,180 - In the movies... - Mm-hmm. 505 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:03,680 ... we use big cameras. - What the fuck is this? 506 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:07,430 What the fuck is this? Are you paying? Are you paying? 507 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,520 Where's home, dipshit? 508 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,810 Do you accept the Lord Jesus Christ 509 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,860 - as your personal lord and savior? - Excuse me one moment, please. 510 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,900 Whore! 511 00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:19,690 Get the fuck out of here. I ain't playing with you! 512 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:21,690 Get out of here. What the hell? 513 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,240 He was gonna make me a star. 514 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,030 Get in that damn street and make my fucking money. 515 00:46:26,110 --> 00:46:28,160 I ain't playing with you. 516 00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:32,540 Repent, vixen of Satan. 517 00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:35,370 Repent! 518 00:46:35,410 --> 00:46:39,250 Repent! The end is near! 519 00:46:48,710 --> 00:46:51,260 Is everything okay? 520 00:46:51,340 --> 00:46:53,800 - What was that? - Everything's cool. 521 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,010 So how do I get to your place, lover? 522 00:46:56,090 --> 00:46:59,100 I live at... 523 00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:02,220 uh, 26 Cabrillo Avenue. 524 00:47:02,310 --> 00:47:05,140 - By the marina? - Yeah, how'd you know? 525 00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:08,850 Lucky guess. Have a few clients there. 526 00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:11,730 Okay, give me 15. 527 00:47:11,810 --> 00:47:13,560 Bye. 528 00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:24,650 Gotta get some. 529 00:47:29,990 --> 00:47:32,160 Gotta shower first. 530 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:54,590 Breaking news just in. 531 00:47:54,630 --> 00:47:57,510 Authorities believe that the latest rash of serial murders 532 00:47:57,590 --> 00:47:59,260 have been committed by a woman. 533 00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:01,100 They believe she may be a prostitute 534 00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:04,600 and the local tabloids have dubbed the culprit the "Call-Girl Killer. " 535 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,980 She has claimed 10 victims so far, all male. 536 00:48:08,060 --> 00:48:09,560 Now back to Jim in sports. 537 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,650 It's about time. 538 00:48:13,270 --> 00:48:15,690 "The Call-Girl Killer, " huh? 539 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,400 How original. 540 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,950 - Look at that. - Check this out. 541 00:48:34,990 --> 00:48:36,700 - '88, right? - Yeah. 542 00:48:36,790 --> 00:48:39,830 But did you see the girl that's sitting in there? 543 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,140 You boys gonna be around later? 544 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:02,260 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 545 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,750 - Victor? - Yeah. 546 00:49:36,830 --> 00:49:39,160 How'd you guess? 547 00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:42,540 Lucky guess. 548 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:53,010 Nice house. Is it yours? 549 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:55,130 Yeah, why? 550 00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:57,180 Where are your parents? 551 00:49:58,970 --> 00:50:01,140 My parents are out of town for the weekend. 552 00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:04,970 Is it that obvious? 553 00:50:12,230 --> 00:50:15,770 How come you're not in any of the pictures? 554 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:18,320 I'm... 555 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,360 I'm kind of the black sheep of the family. 556 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,360 The clan's more proud of my brother. 557 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,780 He's the family success story. 558 00:50:28,570 --> 00:50:30,620 Which makes you the screw up, huh? 559 00:50:32,490 --> 00:50:35,660 - Yeah. - Yeah. 560 00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:40,370 So how about we get to it 561 00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:42,370 since I'm on the clock? 562 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,670 Okay, I'm just used 563 00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:48,710 to a little more discussion, you know? 564 00:50:48,790 --> 00:50:50,460 Well, I'm... 565 00:50:50,550 --> 00:50:52,800 I'm a little short on cash, so, uh... 566 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,050 Okay, junior. 567 00:50:56,130 --> 00:50:59,010 Whatever floats your boat. 568 00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:02,180 Let's head upstairs. 569 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,230 So, how about we get that transaction out of the way? 570 00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:23,740 - Business first. - Right. 571 00:51:30,570 --> 00:51:32,530 Here you are, Miss Rachael. 572 00:51:34,330 --> 00:51:36,370 $1,000 it is. 573 00:51:37,450 --> 00:51:40,710 So this your first time? 574 00:51:42,620 --> 00:51:44,370 Yeah. 575 00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:45,420 How'd you know? 576 00:51:45,460 --> 00:51:48,670 Lucky guess. 577 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,710 So what are we gonna do? 578 00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:55,720 Oh... 579 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,430 Well, I'd like you 580 00:51:58,470 --> 00:52:01,300 to tie me to the bed and ride me. 581 00:52:01,390 --> 00:52:05,220 But, well, you have to blindfold me first. 582 00:52:05,310 --> 00:52:07,770 Ooh, that sounds kinky. 583 00:52:07,850 --> 00:52:10,770 For $1,000 bucks it's doable, right? 584 00:52:10,810 --> 00:52:12,810 Whatever you want, baby. 585 00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:21,780 You like that, huh? 586 00:52:21,860 --> 00:52:23,820 - Yeah. - Yeah, you do. 587 00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:32,240 You've been a little naughty. 588 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,080 Maybe. Oh! 589 00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:43,620 Get it tight. 590 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,290 How's that feel? 591 00:52:51,550 --> 00:52:53,920 Perfect. 592 00:52:54,010 --> 00:52:56,130 Are you getting naked yet? 593 00:52:56,170 --> 00:52:58,300 Oh, in a second. 594 00:53:06,430 --> 00:53:08,390 Ooh! 595 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,650 This is so great. 596 00:53:24,690 --> 00:53:26,650 Yeah. 597 00:53:27,950 --> 00:53:30,320 I'll make it well worth your while. 598 00:53:32,450 --> 00:53:35,030 I don't doubt that for a second. 599 00:53:44,210 --> 00:53:46,920 Baby, that tickles. 600 00:53:57,550 --> 00:53:59,470 What the hell are you doing? 601 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,880 How pathetic. 602 00:55:51,090 --> 00:55:53,050 Rachael. 603 00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:08,310 Rachael. 604 00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:13,060 Rachael. 605 00:56:16,690 --> 00:56:18,650 Rachael. 606 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,440 Why did you kill me, Rachael? 607 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,240 Are you scared? 608 00:56:35,870 --> 00:56:38,450 'Cause you should be. 609 00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:50,380 Please don't kill me! Please! I'm sorry! 610 00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:51,960 I'm sorry! Please! 611 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,920 Please don't kill me. 612 00:57:00,930 --> 00:57:02,880 So, you know, she's pushing the cart along 613 00:57:02,970 --> 00:57:06,010 and she thinks all's okay and all's well and all's dandy. 614 00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:09,510 But then she goes and looks in the cart and realizes it's not her baby in there, 615 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,430 but a zebra. 616 00:57:14,930 --> 00:57:16,850 What do we got? What do we got? 617 00:57:16,940 --> 00:57:20,060 Oh, man, all right. Let's see, what do we got here? 618 00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:27,610 - What do we got? What do we got? - A letter from your ex-wife. 619 00:57:27,650 --> 00:57:29,610 Three or seven, which one? 620 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,040 Who is that guy? 621 00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:46,290 Beats me. 622 00:57:50,130 --> 00:57:52,750 Look at this. Your parole officer. 623 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,800 Yeah, I know. I shouldn't have peed in that swimming pool. 624 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,800 All right, what else we got? 625 00:58:32,650 --> 00:58:35,660 Professor Dayton. 626 00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:38,240 Professor Dayton. 627 00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:46,500 Dean Thompson. 628 00:58:46,580 --> 00:58:50,330 So when will we see what you're doing in there? 629 00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:53,000 Well, as you know, that's my deal with the university. 630 00:58:53,090 --> 00:58:55,800 I teach and you allow me to work on my projects. 631 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:59,800 I know, Dayton, but it's been over 20 years. 632 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:03,680 Well, actually, you'll find out sooner than you think. 633 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,800 You mean... 634 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:07,890 Yes, very soon, indeed. 635 00:59:07,970 --> 00:59:09,930 Now what can I do for you, Dean? 636 00:59:10,010 --> 00:59:12,890 Oh, almost forgot. 637 00:59:12,970 --> 00:59:15,930 I've got this wedding invitation in the mail. 638 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:18,980 Yes, I do hope you can attend. 639 00:59:20,150 --> 00:59:23,020 This is not one of your practical jokes? 640 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:26,020 Oh, I assure you, it is not. 641 00:59:26,070 --> 00:59:28,940 But when did you have time to meet this woman? 642 00:59:29,030 --> 00:59:31,700 When you're not teaching, you're here in the lab. 643 00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:34,070 Love has its ways. 644 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:38,070 Of course, but, Professor, at your age, 645 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,910 - you're getting married? - Already got the rings. 646 00:59:44,370 --> 00:59:46,500 I'll be there. 647 00:59:46,580 --> 00:59:48,710 Is it going to be a big wedding? 648 00:59:48,790 --> 00:59:51,710 Just a few colleagues and some of my former 649 00:59:51,790 --> 00:59:53,170 special students. 650 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:59,960 - I guess congratulations are in order. - Thank you. 651 01:00:21,230 --> 01:00:23,690 Looks exactly the same. 652 01:00:23,730 --> 01:00:26,820 I don't know. I think that gray might be different. 653 01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:36,360 - Look at that. - Check this out. 654 01:00:36,410 --> 01:00:38,660 - '88, right? - Yeah. 655 01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:42,120 But did you see the girl that's sitting in there? 656 01:00:43,830 --> 01:00:45,750 I don't care about the '88. Check this out. 657 01:00:45,830 --> 01:00:49,540 Look at that. Whoa, whoa. 658 01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,880 - This is his neighbor? - I don't... 659 01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,920 - I don't... I don't know. - Whoa, whoa. 660 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,420 You boys gonna be around later? 661 01:01:02,510 --> 01:01:05,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 662 01:01:08,180 --> 01:01:10,260 All right, let's go. Come on. 663 01:01:10,350 --> 01:01:11,720 The professor's waiting. Let's go. 664 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,390 - Come on. - Relax, man. 665 01:01:45,290 --> 01:01:46,580 Let me get it, dear. 666 01:01:46,660 --> 01:01:49,870 Oh, hi, boys. Come in, come in. The door's open. 667 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,210 Come on. 668 01:01:52,290 --> 01:01:55,630 Hey, Professor, it's so good to see you. 669 01:01:55,710 --> 01:01:58,460 - Professor, you look great. - You guys look great, too. 670 01:01:58,550 --> 01:02:00,880 Come in, come in, come in. 671 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:04,880 I'm so glad neither one of you were too busy to come to town. 672 01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:07,930 - And miss your wedding? - We wouldn't miss it for the world. 673 01:02:07,970 --> 01:02:09,930 This place looks exactly the same. 674 01:02:09,970 --> 01:02:11,550 Brings back memories. 675 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,520 When you two were my smartest students, 676 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:18,180 we'd sit around and argue theories of evolution. 677 01:02:18,270 --> 01:02:19,850 But you would always win the argument, 678 01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:21,770 even if sometimes you were just pulling our leg. 679 01:02:21,850 --> 01:02:24,150 Well, I had to spice things up a little. 680 01:02:24,230 --> 01:02:27,110 So, Professor, when are we going to meet the lucky lady? 681 01:02:27,150 --> 01:02:28,860 Soon. 682 01:02:28,940 --> 01:02:32,990 Professor, how's your secret experiment coming along? 683 01:02:33,070 --> 01:02:34,860 Oh, fine. 684 01:02:34,950 --> 01:02:36,530 Is it really for the government, Professor? 685 01:02:37,910 --> 01:02:40,120 Do you remember the one about you being 686 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,160 - Dr. Frankenstein, Professor? - Oh, yeah. 687 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,870 If you only knew the rumors about that. 688 01:02:43,950 --> 01:02:45,540 I knew about them. 689 01:02:45,620 --> 01:02:49,160 They couldn't come between me and my work. 690 01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:52,670 Charles, John... 691 01:02:52,710 --> 01:02:54,880 I think it's finally done! 692 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,630 Professor, that's great. 693 01:02:56,710 --> 01:02:58,670 Can you finally tell us? 694 01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:01,130 Soon, but you didn't come here for that. 695 01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:02,670 You came for my wedding! 696 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,630 - That's true. - Of course. 697 01:03:04,670 --> 01:03:06,300 So tell us about her, Professor. 698 01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:08,340 Is she a teacher at the university? 699 01:03:08,390 --> 01:03:09,970 How did you meet her? 700 01:03:10,010 --> 01:03:12,720 Hold on, I'll tell you everything. 701 01:03:12,810 --> 01:03:14,890 Let's see, first of all, 702 01:03:14,970 --> 01:03:17,810 she's not from around here. 703 01:03:17,850 --> 01:03:20,480 Did you meet her on a sabbatical? 704 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:22,900 John, the professor doesn't do sabbaticals, am I right? 705 01:03:22,980 --> 01:03:25,560 - That's right. - After all these years, 706 01:03:25,650 --> 01:03:27,110 we thought you were a confirmed bachelor. 707 01:03:27,190 --> 01:03:28,650 So did I. 708 01:03:28,690 --> 01:03:32,070 Hello. 709 01:03:35,780 --> 01:03:38,910 I'm hope I'm not interrupting your reunion. 710 01:03:38,990 --> 01:03:40,910 Honey, you could never be an interruption. 711 01:03:40,990 --> 01:03:43,370 Charles, John, I'd like you to meet Kathy, 712 01:03:43,410 --> 01:03:45,830 - my fiancée. - Hello. 713 01:03:45,870 --> 01:03:48,000 - Nice to meet you. - Pleasure to meet you too! 714 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,330 - Hello. - Hi. 715 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:53,210 Oh, you really have to try my pierogis 716 01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:56,170 Okay. 717 01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:58,750 Honey, can you help me a moment? 718 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:01,340 Oh, of course, sweetheart. Boys, I'll be right back. 719 01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:04,340 You know where the bar is. Help yourself. 720 01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:09,930 Okay is this a joke? 721 01:04:10,010 --> 01:04:12,180 I don't think so. I need a drink. What're you drinking? 722 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:16,020 A triple of whatever that is. 723 01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:20,480 She's not even old enough to be his granddaughter. 724 01:04:21,730 --> 01:04:23,940 Wait a minute. 725 01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:25,560 What? 726 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,320 The prof did it. 727 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,320 What're you talking about? 728 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,110 Do you remember all the experiments he's been working on? 729 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,240 I don't know. He was working on so many. 730 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:39,700 I remember the robotic stuff. 731 01:04:39,740 --> 01:04:42,240 - And? - Then he would joke 732 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:45,580 that he could create the perfect woman. 733 01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:49,620 If I could create the perfect woman, 734 01:04:49,710 --> 01:04:53,040 I'd make sure there was an on/off switch in there somewhere. 735 01:04:55,250 --> 01:04:59,670 And a volume control. 736 01:05:08,260 --> 01:05:10,470 You got a better explanation? 737 01:05:10,550 --> 01:05:12,430 You think? 738 01:05:12,510 --> 01:05:14,760 He's a freaking quantum engineer. You know that. 739 01:05:14,850 --> 01:05:16,970 You and I have both seen some of the stuff he's done. 740 01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:18,980 Yeah, but this? 741 01:05:19,060 --> 01:05:21,730 Again, do you have a better explanation? 742 01:05:21,770 --> 01:05:24,900 No. 743 01:05:24,940 --> 01:05:28,150 But I'd say good for the prof. 744 01:05:28,230 --> 01:05:31,980 You really have to try my chicken dumplings. 745 01:05:32,070 --> 01:05:34,280 Oh, um... 746 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:35,780 Dayton had to go to store 747 01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:38,910 to pick up something for me. 748 01:05:40,530 --> 01:05:43,330 Uh, Kathy, are you okay? 749 01:05:44,780 --> 01:05:48,250 Dayton had to go to store to pick up something for me. 750 01:05:48,330 --> 01:05:52,710 So I guess... 751 01:05:52,790 --> 01:05:55,000 Uh, Kathy, why don't you sit down? 752 01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:57,460 Okay. 753 01:05:59,590 --> 01:06:02,880 Can I, um... can I get you a drink? 754 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,010 Oh, no thank you. 755 01:06:05,090 --> 01:06:07,840 Dayton doesn't like me to drink... 756 01:06:07,930 --> 01:06:09,840 alcohol. 757 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,350 Must be heat from the kitchen. 758 01:06:16,430 --> 01:06:18,600 I'm not used to the heat. 759 01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:23,640 So, um, Kathy, how did you and the professor meet? 760 01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:27,650 Oh, it's kind of funny, 761 01:06:27,690 --> 01:06:31,530 because I really don't remember, 762 01:06:31,610 --> 01:06:34,440 I mean, really how we meet. 763 01:06:34,530 --> 01:06:39,280 I only remember just being with him. 764 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:43,240 Oh, please, please don't tell Dayton that I told you this. 765 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,120 Because he tells everyone 766 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,450 some romantic story about how we met 767 01:06:47,490 --> 01:06:50,370 and he would be really sad 768 01:06:50,450 --> 01:06:53,290 if I don't remember. 769 01:06:53,370 --> 01:06:56,630 Timer. I'll be right back with more hors d'oeuvres. 770 01:06:56,710 --> 01:06:59,790 Okay. What do you think? 771 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:01,960 What's there to think? She doesn't drink. 772 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,550 Because liquids would screw up her circuits. 773 01:07:03,630 --> 01:07:07,340 Exactly. Maybe he hasn't figured out a way to shield them yet. 774 01:07:07,420 --> 01:07:09,380 Do you think she can eat? 775 01:07:09,470 --> 01:07:11,890 What do you think she eats? 776 01:07:11,970 --> 01:07:14,350 I don't know. 777 01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:19,060 You really have to try my paté 778 01:07:21,350 --> 01:07:23,850 So, Kathy, are you having any? 779 01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:25,770 Me? 780 01:07:25,850 --> 01:07:28,310 No. 781 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:31,070 Girl has to watch their figure. 782 01:07:31,150 --> 01:07:34,570 And I won't be able to fit my wedding gown. 783 01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:38,400 So, when did you graduate? 784 01:07:38,490 --> 01:07:41,490 - About four years ago. - The same. 785 01:07:41,570 --> 01:07:44,530 Dayton tells me you're both engineers. 786 01:07:44,580 --> 01:07:46,330 Mmm-hmm. 787 01:07:46,370 --> 01:07:49,410 I'm engineer too. 788 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:51,330 Oh, no kidding. 789 01:07:51,370 --> 01:07:54,250 I'll be right back. 790 01:07:57,830 --> 01:08:00,710 - Amazing. - She's perfect. 791 01:08:00,790 --> 01:08:04,090 Did she just say engineer or engineered? 792 01:08:04,170 --> 01:08:06,420 The professor, he's a genius. 793 01:08:06,510 --> 01:08:10,090 Do you remember when the professor used to play all those practical jokes on us? 794 01:08:10,180 --> 01:08:13,180 The exploding sandwich. 795 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:17,180 Try the egg sandwiches. They're delicious. 796 01:08:24,230 --> 01:08:26,600 You keep both hands on the wheel. 797 01:08:26,690 --> 01:08:30,360 You young people nowadays don't know how to drive. 798 01:08:55,460 --> 01:08:58,130 Maybe you should try the bathroom before you go, John. 799 01:08:58,210 --> 01:09:01,130 Long drive ahead. 800 01:09:09,340 --> 01:09:11,800 It still hurts sometimes, you know. 801 01:09:11,890 --> 01:09:13,470 It wasn't a real snake, John. 802 01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:16,430 - It was robotics. - Tell that to my leg. 803 01:09:16,510 --> 01:09:19,560 Of course. 804 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:20,930 Do you think this is one of them? 805 01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:23,600 It's gotta be. Remember when we first got here 806 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,400 and he said we were "two of his smartest students"? 807 01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,150 He's probably somewhere laughing at us right now. 808 01:09:29,230 --> 01:09:31,270 Don't you get it? That's why he left us alone with her. 809 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,270 He wants us to figure out Kathy, 810 01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:35,150 his new and best invention. 811 01:09:35,230 --> 01:09:36,990 Oh, he almost got us. 812 01:09:37,070 --> 01:09:39,860 What are we gonna do? 813 01:09:41,530 --> 01:09:43,570 Let's pull a prank on him. 814 01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:45,780 Let's find the switch that'll turn her off. 815 01:09:45,870 --> 01:09:48,910 Hope you liked my pierogis 816 01:09:48,990 --> 01:09:50,910 - Delicious, - Yeah. 817 01:09:50,950 --> 01:09:52,500 Good. 818 01:09:52,580 --> 01:09:56,040 I'll be right back. I'll make some more. 819 01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:01,130 Maybe we could give you a hand. 820 01:10:24,390 --> 01:10:28,190 Look at this, the culture and design is just absolute perfection. 821 01:10:28,270 --> 01:10:30,520 This blood is just so real. 822 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,940 Oh my God. I haven't felt any circuits yet though. 823 01:10:38,990 --> 01:10:40,780 Did you find the circuits? 824 01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:42,950 I think I found it. 825 01:10:45,620 --> 01:10:47,870 Oh my God, look at this. 826 01:10:47,950 --> 01:10:50,200 The skin's so... 827 01:10:50,290 --> 01:10:52,500 It's perfect! Perfect! 828 01:10:52,580 --> 01:10:54,790 Hey, Charles. 829 01:10:57,290 --> 01:10:59,210 Charles, check out the brain. 830 01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:04,300 Look, it even jiggles the right way. 831 01:11:04,380 --> 01:11:06,550 - Can I touch it? - Yeah, go ahead. 832 01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,420 Oh, oh, oh. 833 01:11:10,510 --> 01:11:12,510 My God. 834 01:11:14,050 --> 01:11:16,970 The nerve endings... pituitary gland in place. 835 01:11:17,010 --> 01:11:19,720 Everything, it's in here. Oh, God. 836 01:11:22,470 --> 01:11:25,350 I gotta tell you, man, this guy's a genius. 837 01:11:25,390 --> 01:11:27,230 This guy's a genius. 838 01:11:27,310 --> 01:11:29,440 The detail is just impeccable. 839 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,190 Never found the right end. 840 01:11:37,030 --> 01:11:39,740 - Look at this. - What? 841 01:11:43,660 --> 01:11:46,910 It's a scrapbook. 842 01:11:46,990 --> 01:11:49,990 I mean, look at this... pictures and letters. 843 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:51,870 With... with... 844 01:11:51,950 --> 01:11:55,210 I mean, it's like the detail he's gone to make this woman real is just unreal. 845 01:11:55,290 --> 01:11:56,790 He's a genius. 846 01:11:56,870 --> 01:11:58,500 "My dearest Emmett. " 847 01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:01,540 "Dating for the Scientific Community, New Editions. " 848 01:12:01,580 --> 01:12:04,420 "Katia is an engineer in the University of Moscow. 849 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:06,250 She specializes in aeronautics. 850 01:12:06,340 --> 01:12:08,510 She's seeking a warm and cuddly older gentleman 851 01:12:08,590 --> 01:12:10,510 - with a sense of humor. " - We finally got him back. 852 01:12:10,550 --> 01:12:12,340 "Rocket scientists preferred. 853 01:12:12,380 --> 01:12:16,390 Must talk to Dr. Farwell about global transience amnesia. " 854 01:12:22,220 --> 01:12:23,520 What? 855 01:12:24,930 --> 01:12:27,520 Mr. Melancholy, it's not a big deal. 856 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,190 We're gonna help him put her back together before the wedding, okay? 857 01:12:30,270 --> 01:12:33,690 What? 858 01:12:33,730 --> 01:12:36,780 John, I think... 859 01:12:36,860 --> 01:12:39,690 What? What is this? 860 01:12:39,740 --> 01:12:41,150 I think she... 861 01:12:44,570 --> 01:12:47,780 Mail-order bride. 862 01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:52,160 John, she's... 863 01:12:54,950 --> 01:12:58,210 She's... oh God. 864 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:00,460 Oh my God, Charles. What're we gonna do? 865 01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:02,500 Oh my God! 866 01:13:04,420 --> 01:13:07,260 Honey, I'm back! 867 01:13:08,380 --> 01:13:10,340 Sorry, guys, but, uh... 868 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:15,800 Kathy ordered this cake and Kathy doesn't drive 869 01:13:15,890 --> 01:13:17,760 so I had to go pick it up. 870 01:13:28,890 --> 01:13:30,900 Kathy? John? 871 01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:32,230 Charles? 872 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:36,780 Kathy? 873 01:13:36,860 --> 01:13:39,070 John? 874 01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:41,280 Charles? 875 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,490 Kathy? 876 01:13:44,570 --> 01:13:46,490 John? 877 01:13:46,570 --> 01:13:48,160 Charles? 878 01:13:57,660 --> 01:14:00,420 She sure knows how to cook! 879 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:04,500 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 880 01:14:07,670 --> 01:14:11,010 Oh bah! 881 01:14:19,260 --> 01:14:21,180 Hey, don't be pushing. 882 01:14:21,260 --> 01:14:23,350 You got a lot of nerve. I'm a doctor, lady. 883 01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:24,890 Let me tell you, your food sucks. 884 01:14:24,980 --> 01:14:27,100 I've seen fresher fish in the LA river 885 01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:28,770 in a drought season! 886 01:14:28,810 --> 01:14:30,480 Okay okay, I'm sorry. Come on, let's make up. 887 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,060 No, no, no. Me love you long time. 888 01:14:32,150 --> 01:14:34,360 Me so sorry. 889 01:14:36,900 --> 01:14:39,030 What? 890 01:14:39,110 --> 01:14:40,820 Hey, man. 891 01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:43,110 Can you help me out with some spare change? 892 01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:45,360 No, man, I'm sorry. But listen, I'm gonna think good thoughts for you. 893 01:14:45,450 --> 01:14:47,280 Whew! Good thoughts. Good thoughts. 894 01:14:47,370 --> 01:14:49,160 Hey, just wait. Be patient. 895 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:51,370 How 'bout something to eat? 896 01:14:51,450 --> 01:14:54,580 No, but good thoughts. Really really good thoughts. 897 01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:56,620 Hold up! 898 01:14:59,670 --> 01:15:02,290 All right, all right. Let me have a poodle just like his. 899 01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:03,790 One just like his. 900 01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:05,550 Come on, hand it over. 901 01:15:10,130 --> 01:15:11,800 Jeez, let's go. 902 01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:28,640 Spare change? 903 01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:32,650 Hey, here you go, man. 904 01:15:32,690 --> 01:15:34,690 See? 905 01:15:34,770 --> 01:15:36,400 Thinking good thoughts for you, huh? 906 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:48,820 Excuse me, pardon me. 907 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,790 Thank you. 908 01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:22,140 Somebody, please! We need a doctor! We need a doctor! 909 01:16:22,220 --> 01:16:24,470 Hey, what's going on? 910 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:27,180 Bad dog. 911 01:16:27,230 --> 01:16:28,680 Huh. 912 01:17:16,260 --> 01:17:17,680 You're late again. 913 01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:20,100 What? All the sick people go home? 914 01:17:20,180 --> 01:17:22,560 I thought we spoke about this. 915 01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:25,350 My sentence dictates that I spend 30 days here. I'm here. 916 01:17:25,430 --> 01:17:27,230 So what do we got? 917 01:17:27,270 --> 01:17:30,270 This is not a sentence, Doctor. 918 01:17:30,350 --> 01:17:33,020 It's an opportunity to prove yourself, 919 01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:35,190 to help the community. 920 01:17:35,270 --> 01:17:37,190 Do you want me to call the judge 921 01:17:37,270 --> 01:17:39,190 and tell him your heart's not in it? 922 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:42,690 Anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're a bitch? 923 01:17:42,780 --> 01:17:45,400 - No. - Really? 924 01:17:45,490 --> 01:17:47,820 Seriously, coffee... 925 01:17:47,910 --> 01:17:49,700 black. 926 01:17:49,780 --> 01:17:52,280 Mrs. Lexington is ready to be seen. 927 01:17:52,370 --> 01:17:54,040 I'll bring her in. 928 01:18:27,810 --> 01:18:30,100 Go ahead and sit down. 929 01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:32,850 Be careful, there is a step. 930 01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:37,020 Very well. 931 01:18:40,030 --> 01:18:42,490 Let me get this for you. 932 01:18:42,570 --> 01:18:45,150 You can give me this too. 933 01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:47,360 Mrs. Lexington has been having some difficulty... 934 01:18:47,450 --> 01:18:49,450 With her vision. Mmm. 935 01:18:49,530 --> 01:18:52,910 Yes, how did you know? 936 01:18:52,990 --> 01:18:54,450 Lucky guess. 937 01:18:54,490 --> 01:18:56,120 I'm over here, darling. 938 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:57,790 Mmm. 939 01:18:57,870 --> 01:19:00,540 Okay, Mrs. Lexington. 940 01:19:00,620 --> 01:19:02,540 Oh please, Doctor, 941 01:19:02,620 --> 01:19:05,290 call me Grams. Everybody does. 942 01:19:05,330 --> 01:19:08,130 Okay, Grams. 943 01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:12,050 Well, your eyes are shot. You're 74 years old. 944 01:19:12,130 --> 01:19:14,720 You've been battling glaucoma for the last 10. 945 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:17,760 And you're past the point of safe surgical correction. 946 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,590 Anything else I can do for you while you are here? 947 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:25,560 Are you sure? 948 01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:30,770 I'm sure. 949 01:19:32,020 --> 01:19:34,520 What... what would you recommend? 950 01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:37,310 A seeing-eye dog? 951 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:40,400 Doctor, please. 952 01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:43,320 Come, Grams, I'll get you a cab. 953 01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:46,700 Oh, if there's any movies that 954 01:19:46,780 --> 01:19:49,820 you want to see, don't wait. 955 01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:55,580 Oh, God. 956 01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:58,120 Another one down. 957 01:20:09,750 --> 01:20:12,710 Okay, let's see here. 958 01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:14,210 Yep, all right. 959 01:20:14,260 --> 01:20:16,510 What you need is 960 01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:19,760 a three-week prescription of legal marijuana. 961 01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:21,800 There you go. Next. 962 01:20:24,390 --> 01:20:26,770 Take two of these 963 01:20:26,850 --> 01:20:28,770 three times a day. 964 01:20:28,850 --> 01:20:30,770 When you're done, 965 01:20:30,850 --> 01:20:32,770 call the emergency room. 966 01:20:32,850 --> 01:20:34,400 Next. 967 01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,240 Hi. What seems to be the problem? 968 01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:50,950 I don't know. It seems like 969 01:20:51,030 --> 01:20:52,740 everything's just not going right. 970 01:20:52,820 --> 01:20:54,700 Freight elevator 971 01:20:54,780 --> 01:20:56,740 crushed my wrist. 972 01:20:58,450 --> 01:21:00,410 Don't you need me to take off my clothes? 973 01:21:00,450 --> 01:21:02,580 Next. 974 01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:09,420 Ming... Ming Yee? 975 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,300 Is that Chink or Jap? 976 01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:14,630 There you go. 977 01:21:14,710 --> 01:21:16,380 Next. 978 01:21:16,470 --> 01:21:19,630 You are funny today. That's good. That's good. 979 01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:23,010 We'll see how funny you are when I break your arm again and reset it. 980 01:21:23,100 --> 01:21:24,220 Next. 981 01:21:33,020 --> 01:21:35,980 Got the ol' black eye there, huh? 982 01:21:36,060 --> 01:21:37,190 How did you get that? 983 01:21:37,270 --> 01:21:40,940 Ming Yee. 984 01:21:41,020 --> 01:21:43,400 Okay, here's what it's going to be. 985 01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:45,110 That be five dollar. 986 01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:52,450 Thanks, man. 987 01:21:52,530 --> 01:21:55,030 18mg of Viagra. 988 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:56,080 Merry Christmas. 989 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:02,750 Five doll... 990 01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:05,710 Next. 991 01:22:12,050 --> 01:22:14,210 Okay, what seems to be the problem? 992 01:22:15,670 --> 01:22:18,470 Sorry, hold on a second. 993 01:22:18,550 --> 01:22:20,890 No, no, I'm listening. Go ahead. 994 01:22:22,300 --> 01:22:24,850 Nurse Jacobs, 995 01:22:24,930 --> 01:22:27,060 I can't write a prescription for ugly. 996 01:22:28,220 --> 01:22:30,520 Take this prescription. Go down to the pharmacy. 997 01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:32,980 Uh-huh. Yeah. 998 01:22:35,980 --> 01:22:37,770 I'm sorry, what did you say the problem was? 999 01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:40,820 Have him bring two bottles of wine. 1000 01:22:40,860 --> 01:22:43,110 The two of you take the entire bottle. 1001 01:22:43,190 --> 01:22:45,900 Drink all the wine. 1002 01:22:45,990 --> 01:22:48,280 I guarantee you'll never see me again. 1003 01:22:50,860 --> 01:22:52,490 Next. 1004 01:23:01,620 --> 01:23:04,250 Do you find medicine stressful? 1005 01:23:04,330 --> 01:23:05,710 Sure. 1006 01:23:05,790 --> 01:23:08,130 You see, now's the time we get to unwind. 1007 01:23:08,170 --> 01:23:10,920 There's a party tonight. Do you want to come? 1008 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,590 It's a kind of a get-together. 1009 01:23:12,670 --> 01:23:15,300 It's ladies' night. 1010 01:23:15,340 --> 01:23:16,630 Maybe next time. 1011 01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:19,010 Hold you too that. Hmm. 1012 01:23:19,090 --> 01:23:21,010 See you tomorrow... on time. 1013 01:23:21,090 --> 01:23:23,890 On time. 1014 01:24:06,210 --> 01:24:08,670 Stop. See anything you like? 1015 01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:12,210 No, sorry, I'm into midgets right now. 1016 01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:14,130 Hey! 1017 01:24:14,210 --> 01:24:16,340 Aren't you the new doctor in the clinic? 1018 01:24:16,420 --> 01:24:19,010 For you? No, no, no. 1019 01:24:19,050 --> 01:24:21,970 Say, l-l... 1020 01:24:22,050 --> 01:24:24,390 I'm having real bad pains in my chest. 1021 01:24:24,470 --> 01:24:26,180 Oh, Is that right? Well, I'll you what, 1022 01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:28,140 I'm going in here and I'm going to get laid. 1023 01:24:28,220 --> 01:24:29,720 Then I'll come back. 1024 01:24:29,810 --> 01:24:31,980 Meet me down at the hospital and I'll give you 1025 01:24:32,060 --> 01:24:34,310 a bowel movement you will never forget, okay? 1026 01:24:34,390 --> 01:24:37,230 Yah! Whoo. 1027 01:24:38,730 --> 01:24:40,860 Asshole! 1028 01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,820 - Psst. Psst. - Professor. 1029 01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:47,190 - Shh. - What's up? 1030 01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,490 Say, those radios 1031 01:24:49,570 --> 01:24:52,240 you traded me were a hit. 1032 01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:53,910 Do you have some? 1033 01:24:53,990 --> 01:24:55,490 I've already sold one of them. 1034 01:24:55,570 --> 01:24:57,200 Do you have some more for me? 1035 01:24:57,240 --> 01:25:00,870 Actually, I need something from you. 1036 01:25:00,950 --> 01:25:02,120 What do you need? 1037 01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:05,370 Do you still have that voodoo kit? 1038 01:25:05,410 --> 01:25:07,210 I have the voodoo kit. 1039 01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:09,380 The beginners' or the advanced? 1040 01:25:09,460 --> 01:25:11,670 The very advanced. 1041 01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:13,670 Very advanced? Then, Professor, 1042 01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:17,340 you're going to need the chicken too. 1043 01:25:17,420 --> 01:25:19,670 That's what you need. 1044 01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:22,720 - Yah! - Okay, okay, I'll take the chicken. 1045 01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:25,970 You'll take it, okay. Yah. 1046 01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:38,440 Hey, back so soon? 1047 01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:41,060 Absolutely. 1048 01:25:41,150 --> 01:25:43,110 What did you bring me? 1049 01:25:43,150 --> 01:25:45,110 Ah... 1050 01:25:45,190 --> 01:25:46,570 You know the rules. 1051 01:25:46,650 --> 01:25:48,030 Gotta have new faces. 1052 01:25:48,110 --> 01:25:50,030 This doesn't work without new faces. 1053 01:25:50,110 --> 01:25:53,910 I brought party favors this time. 1054 01:25:56,030 --> 01:25:58,200 Okay. 1055 01:26:08,370 --> 01:26:11,380 Rachael. 1056 01:26:16,710 --> 01:26:18,970 Hey-ey-ey everybody. 1057 01:26:19,050 --> 01:26:20,800 Ooh-ooh-ooh. 1058 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,930 Mmm-mmm-mmm. Thank you. 1059 01:26:24,010 --> 01:26:25,970 Mmm. You are so welcome. 1060 01:26:26,010 --> 01:26:28,930 Sandra, my love. 1061 01:26:28,970 --> 01:26:30,930 Gorgeous, darling. 1062 01:26:30,970 --> 01:26:32,970 Ooh. Whoo. 1063 01:26:33,020 --> 01:26:35,770 Oh, look at you. I do know you. 1064 01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:39,690 - Dr. Farwell, - Dino, Dino, Dino. 1065 01:26:39,770 --> 01:26:42,190 How are you? For your lovely lady there. 1066 01:26:42,270 --> 01:26:43,610 Hey, would you like anything special? 1067 01:26:43,650 --> 01:26:45,440 Take 'em, take' em, pass the them around. 1068 01:26:45,530 --> 01:26:47,360 - Make friends? - You will make so many friends. 1069 01:26:49,070 --> 01:26:51,400 Hey, hey, hey. I know you. 1070 01:26:51,490 --> 01:26:53,410 I know you. Aren't you... 1071 01:26:53,490 --> 01:26:55,950 Hold on. It's going to come to me. It's going to come to me. 1072 01:26:55,990 --> 01:27:00,160 Ah, ooh, lovely, lovely. I will catch you... 1073 01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:03,040 Ooh, my, my, my. 1074 01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:05,580 My, my, you look so good. 1075 01:27:05,660 --> 01:27:07,870 Everybody looking good today. 1076 01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:09,710 Hi. 1077 01:27:09,790 --> 01:27:12,590 Mmm-hmm. How are you? 1078 01:27:12,670 --> 01:27:14,130 You are nice. 1079 01:27:14,210 --> 01:27:16,000 Let's go. Let's go. 1080 01:27:18,260 --> 01:27:20,760 Mmm-hmm. Hello, honey. 1081 01:29:11,330 --> 01:29:13,170 Ladies and gentlemen, 1082 01:29:13,250 --> 01:29:15,210 let the real party begin. 1083 01:29:23,430 --> 01:29:25,760 Where have you been? 1084 01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:28,890 Do you realize what time it is? 1085 01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:33,220 Have you been out all night? 1086 01:29:33,310 --> 01:29:36,390 No, I always wear the same clothes for days at a time. 1087 01:29:36,430 --> 01:29:38,230 Phew! 1088 01:29:38,310 --> 01:29:40,400 Have you even slept? 1089 01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:42,900 Does it matter? 1090 01:29:42,980 --> 01:29:45,150 What have we got? 1091 01:29:45,230 --> 01:29:47,230 What have we got? 1092 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:16,380 Um, I've got like a little bit of 1093 01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:18,380 a pain right here in that part of my wrist. 1094 01:30:18,460 --> 01:30:20,960 Okay, if you'll just take off your clothes, we'll take a look at it. 1095 01:30:24,550 --> 01:30:26,470 So I'm working my door at the club, right? 1096 01:30:26,550 --> 01:30:28,340 And this big huge guy just comes right up to me. 1097 01:30:28,430 --> 01:30:29,850 He's like, "Oh, I'm with Jim. " 1098 01:30:29,930 --> 01:30:31,430 I was like, "Who the hell is Jim, man?" 1099 01:30:31,510 --> 01:30:33,350 So, Doctor, I have this rash. 1100 01:30:33,430 --> 01:30:35,720 I'm sorry, if you'll take all of your clothes... 1101 01:30:35,810 --> 01:30:37,930 hey, you know, why don't you just bend over the table? 1102 01:30:38,020 --> 01:30:40,440 Take off your clothes and bend over the table. We'll take a quick look. 1103 01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:42,230 But it's just right here. 1104 01:30:42,310 --> 01:30:44,730 You know, it's probably a symptom of a deeper problem. 1105 01:30:44,810 --> 01:30:46,730 Let me grab my probe. We'll take a quick look. 1106 01:30:46,820 --> 01:30:48,530 But what could I do at the club? 1107 01:30:50,030 --> 01:30:52,690 I got it like two weeks ago and it's really itchy and pussy. 1108 01:30:52,780 --> 01:30:54,070 Here you go. 1109 01:30:56,990 --> 01:30:59,370 Is there a girl doctor who could... 1110 01:30:59,450 --> 01:31:01,330 No, honey, I'm the only doctor in this town. 1111 01:31:02,870 --> 01:31:05,250 - I don't really want to do this. - Oh. 1112 01:31:08,710 --> 01:31:11,920 "1-875-BIG-GIRLS, wow. " 1113 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,040 - Are you fucking joking? - That's... 1114 01:31:14,130 --> 01:31:16,590 - Are you fucking serious? ... for Hollywood girls, big and bold. 1115 01:31:16,670 --> 01:31:19,670 What kind of fucking doctor are you? Are you kidding me? 1116 01:31:19,710 --> 01:31:22,670 Here's your prescription. Next. 1117 01:31:26,130 --> 01:31:29,180 - Is that your phone number? - Mmm-hmm. 1118 01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:37,680 Mr. Rhodes, 1119 01:31:37,730 --> 01:31:39,770 this is Dr. Farwell. 1120 01:31:39,850 --> 01:31:43,100 He's our attending physician for the next month. 1121 01:31:43,190 --> 01:31:46,570 He is here for a follow-up on his daughter Dusty. 1122 01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:50,820 Dusty? 1123 01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:53,820 We thought she was going to be a boy. 1124 01:31:53,860 --> 01:31:56,910 Thank you, Doctor, for seeing us. 1125 01:31:56,990 --> 01:31:59,450 We haven't been able to see a specialist yet. 1126 01:31:59,530 --> 01:32:01,490 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hang loose. 1127 01:32:01,580 --> 01:32:05,120 Okay, and a few weeks ago... 1128 01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:07,160 blood test... 1129 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:09,460 white blood count... yada yada yada. 1130 01:32:16,710 --> 01:32:18,050 Oh, yeah, there it is. 1131 01:32:18,130 --> 01:32:20,340 What is it, Doctor? 1132 01:32:22,420 --> 01:32:24,300 You been having headaches, Dusty? 1133 01:32:24,380 --> 01:32:26,260 Sort of come and go real quick? 1134 01:32:27,300 --> 01:32:28,930 Yes. 1135 01:32:29,010 --> 01:32:31,640 It's cause you have a brain tumor. 1136 01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:35,470 Tumor? Is it... 1137 01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:37,600 is it cancer? 1138 01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:39,600 Inoperable cancer. 1139 01:32:44,650 --> 01:32:47,440 Okay, so there's a tumor. 1140 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:50,150 We understand. 1141 01:32:55,610 --> 01:32:57,530 Doctor? 1142 01:32:58,610 --> 01:33:00,240 Doctor, 1143 01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,830 what is our next step? 1144 01:33:02,910 --> 01:33:05,200 Um... 1145 01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:11,540 have you attended your senior prom? 1146 01:33:11,620 --> 01:33:13,290 No, I'm a junior. 1147 01:33:13,370 --> 01:33:16,960 I'd find one to take her to this weekend. 1148 01:33:19,420 --> 01:33:21,380 Can I get some coffee? 1149 01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:26,680 What's wrong with you, you jackass? 1150 01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:30,550 Could I get some coffee, por favor? 1151 01:33:30,590 --> 01:33:33,310 You cannot just tell a 15-year-old girl 1152 01:33:33,390 --> 01:33:35,350 that she's gonna die, no questions asked. 1153 01:33:35,430 --> 01:33:38,060 Oh, come on, the kid's a goner. 1154 01:33:38,140 --> 01:33:39,850 You don't want to sit here and talk about it 1155 01:33:39,930 --> 01:33:41,690 for the next whatever, do you, sweetie? 1156 01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:49,440 I'm getting some coffee. 1157 01:33:54,940 --> 01:33:56,950 Oh my gosh. 1158 01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:17,880 I'm back! 1159 01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:19,800 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 1160 01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:23,260 That's right, for you and you and you. 1161 01:34:23,340 --> 01:34:25,670 Whoo! Let's party. 1162 01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:28,090 Breaking news just in. Authorities believe that 1163 01:34:28,130 --> 01:34:29,840 the latest rash of serial murders 1164 01:34:29,930 --> 01:34:31,510 has been committed by a woman. 1165 01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:33,470 They believe she may be a prostitute 1166 01:34:33,550 --> 01:34:37,060 and the local cowboys have dubbed the culprit, "The Call-Girl Killer. " 1167 01:34:37,140 --> 01:34:40,560 She has claimed 10 victims so far, all male. 1168 01:34:45,310 --> 01:34:47,270 Excuse me, excuse me. Who are you? 1169 01:34:47,310 --> 01:34:49,020 Security. 1170 01:34:49,110 --> 01:34:50,690 Where's the regular? 1171 01:34:50,770 --> 01:34:52,690 The short guy? 1172 01:34:52,780 --> 01:34:55,070 Dirty looking, on the slow side. 1173 01:34:55,150 --> 01:34:57,200 - Jerry. - Yeah, Jerry. 1174 01:34:58,700 --> 01:35:00,990 - He didn't show up for work. - It figures. 1175 01:35:01,070 --> 01:35:03,580 All right. I need you to stay here tonight. 1176 01:35:03,660 --> 01:35:05,580 There's a psychotic homeless guy stalking me. 1177 01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:12,960 Sure. 1178 01:35:13,040 --> 01:35:15,000 Good. 1179 01:35:28,510 --> 01:35:30,470 Fuck this. 1180 01:37:08,160 --> 01:37:10,870 Wait! 1181 01:37:45,230 --> 01:37:47,400 Good... 1182 01:37:47,480 --> 01:37:49,810 hot dog. 1183 01:37:53,360 --> 01:37:55,320 Thank you. 1184 01:38:21,710 --> 01:38:23,210 Hey, hot-dog man! 1185 01:38:23,300 --> 01:38:24,920 Hey, could I get two of those to go? 1186 01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:27,630 $2. 1187 01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:29,220 Two? 1188 01:38:31,470 --> 01:38:34,050 - Here you go, buddy. - You got two? 1189 01:38:37,010 --> 01:38:40,930 Those things will kill you! Yah! 1190 01:39:20,590 --> 01:39:23,250 She's such a kidder. 1191 01:39:55,900 --> 01:39:58,700 Alice. Alice. Hey. 1192 01:40:08,410 --> 01:40:11,950 Alice is going to look so beautiful on her wedding day. 1193 01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:18,120 Yeah. 1194 01:40:20,380 --> 01:40:23,170 So, how is Carol, anyway? 1195 01:40:23,210 --> 01:40:26,920 She's not well. She's not well at all, Father. 1196 01:40:27,010 --> 01:40:30,470 She's still convinced we have a daughter named Alice. 1197 01:40:30,550 --> 01:40:32,380 - Alice? - Alice, yeah. 1198 01:40:32,470 --> 01:40:34,510 I'm so worried about her, Father. 1199 01:40:34,590 --> 01:40:36,430 What can you do to help us? 1200 01:40:36,510 --> 01:40:38,350 Have you been saying your Hail Marys? 1201 01:40:38,390 --> 01:40:40,060 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1202 01:40:40,140 --> 01:40:42,180 Then add a couple of Our Fathers. 1203 01:40:42,270 --> 01:40:45,350 Oh. Yes. 1204 01:40:45,440 --> 01:40:46,890 Mmm-hmm. 1205 01:41:07,620 --> 01:41:11,040 It's all about the future now.