1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:05,300 No, actually, my new movie, Punch Out, doesn't celebrate mindless violence like 2 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:06,300 a lot of action films. 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,240 Instead, it explores a man and a woman's struggle against an unjust society. 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,440 Any more questions? 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,040 Okay, class, I'll call on you one at a time. 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,800 Uh, Ethan, Elizabeth, want to put your cell phones away? 7 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:22,440 Talk to each other after class? 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,980 Right now, you're making our guest feel insignificant. 9 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:30,020 Timmy? What was the percentage of the movie profits? 10 00:00:32,379 --> 00:00:35,280 Percentage. Profit. Those are big words for a third grader. 11 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,100 Which means she doesn't. 12 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:43,380 It's all right, Mr. Manning. Since you asked, Timmy, my agent is negotiating 13 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:45,080 a percentage of the net profits for the sequel. 14 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:46,680 You know what negotiating means? 15 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:48,260 Yes, I do. 16 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:49,760 I also know what net means. 17 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,400 Bupkis. 18 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:54,880 Let's recess. 19 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,140 I thought we'd get little Timmy in a game of dodgeball. 20 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:01,300 We don't have recess. We have Tai Chi or C -SPAN. 21 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:06,680 Elizabeth. I went online and downloaded your career information from the web. 22 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:08,180 Uh -oh. 23 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:14,080 My feeling, as a woman, is that you've played more than your share of victims. 24 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,020 Is this a positive message? 25 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:17,640 Hey. 26 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,240 You know how hard it is to raise a family in this town on your own? 27 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:22,990 Talk to me when you've got a mortgage. 28 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:25,150 Thank you for the question. 29 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:29,770 Well, that's all the time Miss Sheridan has for us today, so let's thank her. 30 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:31,970 Thank you, Miss Sheridan. 31 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:35,690 You're welcome, children... of the corn. 32 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:39,650 Okay, everybody, gather your things and line up for snack. 33 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:45,030 You. All right, vegetarians on the right, lactose intolerance on the left. 34 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:46,890 Thank you, 35 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:49,550 Miss Sheridan. 36 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,760 I'm sorry, I received a back -to -profit thing. 37 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,640 Oh, that's all right, Timmy. 38 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:58,120 Listen, about the sequel, I think you could take a look at my contract. 39 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:07,020 Loving what it loves you And then taking that vow Nice work if you can 40 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:08,860 get it And if you get it 41 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,950 Do we have to go to this wedding? Yes. 42 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:33,310 Dave is our godson. 43 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,530 He practically grew up with Rachel and Zoe. 44 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:38,590 And his parents still live across the street. I can't say I'm out of town. 45 00:02:38,690 --> 00:02:39,690 They've been watching the house. 46 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,030 What? 47 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:49,950 Thank you. You're welcome. 48 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:53,210 Dave is a great kid, but his mother has been driving me crazy. 49 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:56,190 Ever since you and I split, Gretchen keeps trying to fix me up. 50 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:57,470 You and me both. 51 00:02:57,690 --> 00:02:59,450 This one guy she fixed me up with, 52 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:01,220 parrot on our date. 53 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:04,600 And then he acted all innocent when the bird looked down my blouse and said, 54 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,920 make him dance, mama. 55 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:12,220 Like it learned that in the pet store. 56 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:15,960 Oh, I've got a message. 57 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,540 I hope it's from Mary Ann. 58 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:21,740 She finally got the nerve to take Richard home to meet her parents. 59 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:26,300 Sybil, darling, we're in Buffalo. I'm calling from the car. We've been driving 60 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,040 through my old neighborhood for hours. 61 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,820 She lives across the street from a sausage factory. 62 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:38,220 She must be afraid to go in the house. I am not afraid to go into the house. 63 00:04:02,830 --> 00:04:04,030 every waking moment. 64 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:10,110 But just in case, could you wear a Chanel suit, stiletto heels, and yell, 65 00:04:10,130 --> 00:04:11,430 right, during the wedding vows? 66 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:21,029 Now, remember, if anybody asks, I broke my foot skiing. 67 00:04:21,790 --> 00:04:23,470 Why don't you just tell everyone the truth? 68 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:25,670 You broke it while you were having sex. 69 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:29,510 Zoe, nobody needs to hear that. 70 00:04:30,490 --> 00:04:31,990 Well, sure they do. 71 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,950 Everyone I told about it needed to hear a lot more. 72 00:04:36,490 --> 00:04:40,110 Could you try and show a little consideration, please? Rachel is 73 00:04:40,110 --> 00:04:43,690 is not an easy time. What with the backaches and the bloating and the mood 74 00:04:43,690 --> 00:04:44,810 swings and the morning sickness. 75 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:47,390 Frankly, I'm in hell. 76 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:50,650 Yeah. 77 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:52,910 Shut up. 78 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:54,930 Oh, that's Justin. 79 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:57,730 Oh, look, she's all gaga because her boyfriend's here. 80 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:00,630 He's not my boyfriend. 81 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,220 Well, he's a boy, and he's a friend. 82 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:05,440 So he's your boyfriend. 83 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,580 I was too old for this game when I was born, okay? 84 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:12,740 Hi, boyfriend. 85 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:16,500 I hate you so much right now. 86 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,860 Oh, I'm driving over here in my mom's car, right? And the car phone rings. 87 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,300 It's her in Buffalo. 88 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:27,110 telling me to call Grandma and say that her plane got hijacked to the South 89 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:28,390 American country of my choice. 90 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:31,350 Then, five minutes later, Grandma calls. 91 00:05:31,650 --> 00:05:34,530 Says the Chinese mafia is circling her house in a rental car. 92 00:05:35,610 --> 00:05:37,930 If heredity is real, I am really screwed. 93 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:40,110 Oh, I heard that boyfriend thing, by the way. 94 00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:45,210 Isn't it really, really incredible? 95 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:46,990 Oh. 96 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,020 They have a good band at the wedding tonight because I cannot wait to get you 97 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,020 the dance floor. 98 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:58,920 Dancing? Oh, Zoe loves to dance. 99 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:00,059 Don't you, Zoe? 100 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,060 Yeah. 101 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:03,520 I'm going to go get something to eat. 102 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:05,760 I know all they're going to serve there is animal flesh. 103 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:07,280 Does your mom have any tofu? 104 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,380 Well, if she does, it'll be dipped in fudge. 105 00:06:12,910 --> 00:06:15,910 Great. Thanks a lot, Rachel. You know how self -conscious I am about the way I 106 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:18,790 dance. It serves you right for blabbing about our sex life. You know, some 107 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:20,370 things are supposed to be private. 108 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:23,930 Oh, really? Is that why you did it in a phone booth on the Santa Monica Pier? 109 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,370 What? Do you, like, follow us? 110 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:33,050 Uh, Zoe, speaking of dancing, who am I? 111 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:48,210 So that's what you do with those things. I've been using them as coasters. 112 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:52,550 Okay, Mom, we're ready. 113 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:55,630 Oh, look how beautiful you both look. 114 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:58,510 I want a picture with my daughters. Ira, my camera's right over there. 115 00:06:58,750 --> 00:06:59,709 Oh, 116 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:00,950 just sit down and look like you love me. 117 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:04,490 Okay, big smile. 118 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:05,990 Wait. 119 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:11,750 While we're all here together, I just want to say I feel like I have so much 120 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:12,750 be grateful for. 121 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,900 Oh, my God. She thinks it's Thanksgiving. 122 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:20,140 I have two beautiful daughters. I'm starring in a new movie. 123 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,520 These are the moments that I just want to hold on to forever. 124 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,200 Out of the way. It's Marianne. 125 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:47,460 No way. 126 00:07:48,740 --> 00:07:49,820 Thanks. Bye. 127 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,880 Great. I'm going to a wedding to see all these people. 128 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,240 Now how am I going to make them wish they were me? 129 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:00,080 I hate this day already. 130 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,860 Oh, Sib, I'm sorry. 131 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,060 But like you said, you still have your two beautiful daughters. 132 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,160 Oh, big whoop. 133 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:16,340 to eat your potatoes. 134 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:20,300 Mother. Oh, forgive me. 135 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:25,280 She doesn't think her God -given name of Teresa is good enough for her phony, 136 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,240 baloney, drugged -out Hollywood friends. 137 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,580 But she changed it to Aunt Marie. 138 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,740 It's Marianne. Remember, Mother? 139 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,820 It's on all the checks I send you. 140 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:42,679 So, Richard, Teresa says that you're a vet. 141 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,480 Do you take care of dogs? 142 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:45,819 Sure do. 143 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:47,120 Pets? Yes, ma 'am. 144 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:48,740 Birds? Mm -hmm. 145 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,400 Lizards? Sometimes. 146 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,440 Rabbits? Yes! 147 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:54,660 Animals, mother! 148 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:59,720 Anything that flies, swims, hops, or crawls and isn't an attorney, he treats! 149 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,380 You don't have to bite my head off. 150 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:06,760 Chickens? 151 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,180 Hit him! 152 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,940 Hit him! Use your left hook! Knock him out! 153 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,380 Jeez, I love hockey. 154 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:16,050 How about you, Richard? 155 00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:17,790 Actually, I'm more of a tennis man. 156 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:19,890 Why? 157 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:21,310 No blood in tennis. 158 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,190 I'm sorry. You meant that. 159 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,610 Well, it's time for bed. 160 00:09:30,550 --> 00:09:32,130 It's only six o 'clock. 161 00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:35,130 Yes, but that's three o 'clock our time. 162 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:40,250 Good night, everyone. Richard and I like to sleep in, so we'll see you at seven 163 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,250 for dinner. 164 00:09:41,670 --> 00:09:42,670 Oh, no. 165 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:46,210 The two of you are not sleeping in the same bedroom. 166 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:50,590 There has been no sex in this house for 20 years. There will be none tonight. 167 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:51,790 Right, Roy? 168 00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:53,510 Not in this house. 169 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:59,190 I will not be treated like a child. I am 43 years old. 170 00:10:01,490 --> 00:10:03,610 Though you'd never know it to look at me. 171 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:08,450 Oh, don't make such a fuss. 172 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:12,890 I mean, Richard can bunk with Roy and you can stay with me. 173 00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:14,930 It'll be like old times. 174 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:18,750 I'll braid your hair, and you can pumice my bunions. 175 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:23,770 I need to talk to Thibault. 176 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,640 Here comes the groom. 177 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:02,460 Your mom tells me he had quite the crush on you growing up. 178 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,380 What can I say? I'm a babe. 179 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,340 I used to take care of him after school. 180 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:09,160 We'd play Wild West together. 181 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,700 I dressed him like a cowboy and tied him to a tree. 182 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,620 You told me I was the first. 183 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:16,820 Hello, Rachel. 184 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,040 Davey, hi. Oh, look, it's you. 185 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,420 So handsome. 186 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,039 Rachel, please. 187 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,540 You were my babysitter. I mean, we had some laughs. 188 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,920 Let it go. 189 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:35,000 It seems like only yesterday you were a little four -year -old sitting at my 190 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,380 kitchen table with a milk mustache. 191 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,120 And now here you are, getting married for the first time. 192 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:42,760 I mean, only time. 193 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:44,340 I hope. 194 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,800 I'd expect. 195 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,720 Did I see Punch? 196 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,140 Oh, there's my baby boy. 197 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:56,000 Ira, I'm not talking to you. 198 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:58,640 Gretchen, you just did. 199 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,640 My friend Penny really likes... 200 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:03,170 and you never called her back. 201 00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:04,590 Now, how does that make me look? 202 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:05,830 You're right, Gretchen. 203 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,330 David, when do I get to kiss a bride? 204 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:13,210 So you're here with Ira. 205 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:16,550 Don't go there, Gretchen. Oh, but I must. 206 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,150 Listen, the marriage is over. Ira and I are just friends. 207 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:21,470 Is that so? 208 00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,750 Oh, Gretchen, please don't. Glenn. You do. 209 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,290 This is civil. 210 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:26,630 You know what? 211 00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:29,310 You two are both in show business. 212 00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:30,670 Uh -huh. 213 00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,030 Action. 214 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,670 Well, Glenn, what exactly do you do? 215 00:12:37,910 --> 00:12:41,110 Well, excuse me. 216 00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:47,730 Actually, I... What is going on here? 217 00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:52,230 Must have been a mix -up of the cleaners. 218 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,390 And you're still single. 219 00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,070 I don't get it. 220 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:02,900 Two clubs? 221 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,360 No. 222 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,060 Two of spades? 223 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,960 Nope. You got a two? 224 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,340 Nope. Want to dance? 225 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,580 Yep. 226 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,560 I want to dance. 227 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,680 I don't feel like it. 228 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,720 I want to dance. 229 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,880 Justin, I'm a lousy dancer. 230 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:32,920 draw attention with them, okay? 231 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,410 The best man just cut me off at the buffet table. 232 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,710 Let's go dance some more. I'm ready to rumble. 233 00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:40,070 Great. That was probably for legal purposes. 234 00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:43,450 I'll get you some milk. 235 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:45,530 Milk? You're in training. 236 00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:48,530 Hey, Vista Fury here? 237 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:50,250 She's with me. 238 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:54,930 Get it out. Get the quarter out of my ear now. 239 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,380 on Friday night? 240 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:04,800 Nothing. Good. 241 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,760 For the sake of all women everywhere, keep it that way. 242 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,400 You know, so far this wedding isn't so bad. 243 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,980 The food's good. Gretchen hasn't tried to set me up and Zoe's want to know. 244 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,560 Well, I'm having a rotten time. 245 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,740 Everyone's asking about my movie and Gretchen set me up with some weird 246 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:27,560 freak who pulled a bunny out of his pants. 247 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:29,920 I think it was a bunny. 248 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,980 awful. You want me to take you home right now because I'm ready to go. 249 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,500 No, no. I was a little embarrassed at first, but now everyone's acting really 250 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,439 scared of me. 251 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,960 I don't ever want this night to end. 252 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,380 How'd it go with Glenn? 253 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:49,280 Any of the, all the gals are asking about him. 254 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,380 That's because I warned them in the bathroom. 255 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,780 Same old civil. 256 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,440 Picky, picky, picky. 257 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,080 What's that supposed to mean? 258 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,600 Oh, never mind. 259 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:02,120 You know I only want you to be happy. 260 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,300 Here it comes. 261 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:09,840 I just don't get it. And you had the sweetest man in the world. And a 262 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,280 family. And you had to go and break up the marriage. 263 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,060 Oh, I'll never understand you. 264 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,720 Well, thanks a lot. 265 00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:21,420 Why? 266 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,840 Ira, I can't believe you just sat there and let her blame me for our divorce. 267 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,400 Oh, come on. It was just Gretchen. I don't care who it is. I didn't get a 268 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,160 divorce by myself, you know. Come on, Mom. You're overreacting. 269 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:33,750 I mean, everyone knows Dad didn't ask for the divorce. 270 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:35,890 You're right. 271 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:37,210 It's all my fault. 272 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,470 Sybil. Forget it! 273 00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:42,490 I want to get out of here before this day gets any worse! 274 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:55,030 Dammit, Marianne, get off the phone! 275 00:16:57,470 --> 00:17:00,730 Mother, I'm expecting a very important phone call from Sybil. 276 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,520 Listen, Trudy, what are you bringing to St. 277 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,220 Dominic's pancake breakfast? 278 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:07,740 Pancakes, me too. 279 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,300 Gin! 280 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,220 We're playing canasta. 281 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,859 No, I want some gin. 282 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,339 Listen, Trudy, I'll talk to you next week. 283 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,040 Finally. 284 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:23,619 Put your cousin Lucille on. 285 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:26,940 Oh, she's not there? 286 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,480 Well, who is? 287 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:31,740 Oh, well, she'll do. 288 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,540 God, I really need to speak to Sybil. 289 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:40,940 What? 290 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:48,820 Marianne, Teresa, whoever you are, I love 291 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:49,820 you. 292 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,700 Mother, give me that phone! 293 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,020 whatever you're doing and call me. 294 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:05,080 Unless you're watering my plants, in which case remember that the one on the 295 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,080 table is fake. 296 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:32,190 untraceable balletic. 297 00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:36,530 Oh, Marianne. 298 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,430 Marianne, nobody loves me. Everybody hates me. 299 00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:46,290 I'm going to go eat worms. 300 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,010 Darling, I have no idea what you're talking about. 301 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,390 But they are wrong, wrong, wrong. 302 00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:56,950 And you are right, right, right. 303 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,030 Except for that suit. 304 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:03,490 the drapes of the beef and reef. 305 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:11,210 Oh, it does not. 306 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:14,630 Who is it? 307 00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:17,210 It's Ira. 308 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:18,910 I'll get it. 309 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:24,450 He was rotten to me at that wedding. I am really mad at him. 310 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,870 Hi. You weren't home. I figured you'd be here. 311 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,330 Who were you talking to? 312 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:30,690 None of your beeswax. 313 00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:35,400 apologize, but I wouldn't want to be rude to your imaginary friend. 314 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:38,860 That's it, Ira. 315 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,180 Poke the bear. 316 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:46,760 Okay. Now, I know I asked for this divorce, but you sure as hell acted as 317 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,559 wanted one. 318 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,560 I know, I know. 319 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,040 I'm sorry that it looked like it was all your fault that we split up. It was my 320 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,940 responsibility too, and for the record, I told that to Gretchen. 321 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,620 In front of Zoe? 322 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,780 Yes. 323 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,380 And of course, Zoe said, I am so wrong. 324 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,900 My mother does not deserve my resentment. 325 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,940 I am going to go home this minute and write her a poem. 326 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,920 I think you should go with that. 327 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,960 I don't know why I keep waiting for her to stop blaming me. It may never happen. 328 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,960 I mean, I never forgave my mother for bringing my sanitary belt to school in 329 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,960 seventh grade. 330 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,340 And our divorce was much worse. 331 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,280 Although it wasn't announced over the PA system. 332 00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:32,370 Are we okay? 333 00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:34,930 Yeah. 334 00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:37,470 You coming? 335 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:39,670 Yes. 336 00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:46,130 By the way, I want to thank you for hanging through that sanitary belt 337 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:49,730 I could see you were getting a little woozy towards the end. 338 00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:53,390 It was okay. I saw it coming, so I zoned out and thought about golf. 339 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,290 That's funny. 340 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,970 When you talk about golf, I think about... 341 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,460 Thanks. 342 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,940 Richard said the L word? 343 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,440 He said it first? 344 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:11,680 All right. I owe you 50 bucks.