0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 0 00:00:00:115 --> 00:00:02:102 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:06,157 You never know who you're gonna find in the cafeteria at 5am. 2 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,038 A husband who asked his wife, after 36 hours of labour, 3 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:11,350 if the screaming was really necessary. 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:15,399 Or the intern who's been on-call so many nights, she's hallucinating... 5 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,914 Hi. I'd like two tickets to Million Dollar Baby. 6 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:23,916 Or your friends who found time between shifts to discuss marital troubles. 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,399 Why can't Carla let this go? 8 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,836 Wouldn't you be mad if your husband talked to his ex-girlfriend? 9 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,150 Yeah, but mostly because I had a husband. 10 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,993 I'm going to stay at Elliot's for a few more days. 11 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,675 Yeah, I figured as much. I brought you some things. 12 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,718 Your slippers... 13 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,678 ...and... 14 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:48,197 ...remember that note on the toilet to remind me to put the seat down? 15 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,236 Looking at it was making me sad. 16 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:54,518 I wrote this the first time I forgot to look down and fractured my tailbone. 17 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,636 - You were in a lot of pain. - Yeah. 18 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,549 Keep it together. We'll have brunch on Sunday and see where we're at. 19 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:06,031 But I want to be where you're at while we try to figure out where we're at. 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,318 Think they'll work it out? 21 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,794 The movie's about to start. 22 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,316 - Go home, Kathy. - Where did she get popcorn? 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:22,750 Maybe it's because we're best friends, but I had a feeling Turk was depressed. 24 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,552 I should call her. 25 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:29,394 Turk, you're not gonna believe this, but I don't know a lot about women. 26 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,799 No, it's true. 27 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,316 One thing I do know is when a woman wants her space, you give her space. 28 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,755 My sixth grade girlfriend taught me that. 29 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,957 No, Olivia. I won't leave you alone 30 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,554 until you explain why you ignored me on the bus. 31 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,797 I hope she's dead. 32 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,236 The point is, in the meantime, don't spiral into a depression, OK? 33 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,471 So I'm taking you to a carnival tonight. What do you say? 34 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,074 I can't go to a carnival. It reminds me of Carla. 35 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,549 - Why? - Dude, "carnival." 36 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:03,110 Remove the "niv" and switch the "l" and the "a," and you got "Carla." 37 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,517 Oh, my God, he's right. 38 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,750 Thank you so much for letting me stay here. 39 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:21,196 Please. And I still have only one rule. 40 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,794 I cannot talk or be talked to while on the toilet, 41 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,599 I cannot talk or be talked to by someone on the toilet. 42 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,989 You told me yesterday, Elliot. I get it. 43 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,959 You say that, yet you still knocked this morning and asked if I wanted coffee. 44 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,268 Oh, I just thought... 45 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,750 We'll pretend it never happened or I won't poo again for two months. 46 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,799 Oh, God, this sucks! I hate March. 47 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,553 Do you realize two years ago this Sunday my mom died? 48 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:48,200 Plus, last March, you got that hideous haircut. 49 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:53,318 Look, if it makes you feel any better, I'm sure Turk's just as miserable. 50 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,358 Stop! My tummy's starting to rumble. 51 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:03,228 Faster! Jump! Go for it! 52 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,278 - Kids, don't fly out! - I'm going to hurl! 53 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,311 You see a lot of sad things in a hospital. 54 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,836 But nothing's as sad as a dermatologist that's been paged, 55 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,433 milking it for all it's worth. 56 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:30,229 All right, everybody, watch your backs! Skin doctor coming through! 57 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,709 I gotta get somewhere stat! 58 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,119 You called for a consult? 59 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,839 Mr. Warner, do you see what you've made me do? 60 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,434 By again choosing to spend all of your free time 61 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,478 out on the surface of the sun until melanomas develop, 62 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:47,712 you forced me to pull the attending dermatologist away from a backne seminar 63 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,076 and validate his most ridiculous of career choices. 64 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,834 - Oh, God. - I just want to look good. 65 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,956 You, my friend, look so damn leathery, 66 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,759 I'm honestly tempted to wrap you around a baseball, 67 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,673 cinch you up with a belt and stick you under my mattress 68 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:06,116 so that you're good and broken in for the big game on Sunday. 69 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:10,751 But I'm here to heal, not judge. I'm gonna write you some prescriptions. 70 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,469 You'll find that this first one is for an extra large mallet 71 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,596 to help pound some sense into yourself. 72 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,309 The second one is for a big, floppy hat that you're now to wear 73 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,312 every single time you leave the house. 74 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,755 Have a great day. You look like a purse. 75 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,478 Perry, a word. 76 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,199 Oh, yeah. 77 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,316 Your skin's all messed up. 78 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,870 Perry, I am sick and tired of listening to people complain 79 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,350 about being called fatties, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos, 80 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:44,115 tokers, smokers, and jamokers, whatever the hell jamokers means. 81 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,998 I was saying "jokers" and I had coffee cake in my mouth. 82 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,390 Unlike my masseuse Frida, you're not pretty enough to be rough. 83 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,789 - Work on your bedside manner. - Say, Bobbo, 84 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,077 when exactly was the last time you treated a patient? 85 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:58,719 Now you listen to me, Betty. 86 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,234 No matter how long, we'll get through this. 87 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,437 Congratulations. They just named you Chief of Medicine. 88 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,273 Bingo! Smell you later, Betty. 89 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:11,712 Fine. You want me to take a patient, I'll take a patient. 90 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,429 The Bobatron is actually going to try to connect with another human? 91 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,715 It is so on. 92 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,952 - Guys, it's so on. - Awesome. 93 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,190 - What's on? - Who cares? He called me a guy. 94 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,474 We stayed up too late. 95 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,791 Our first annual interracial "buddy movie" night. We had to. 96 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:30,270 I'm pissed you thought Turner and Hooch were interracial buddies. 97 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,316 I didn't know it was Tom Hanks and a dog. 98 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,119 Don't paint me as racist because I thought "black guy" 99 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,952 when I heard the name Hooch. 100 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,235 - Yeah, J.D., what's up? - Oh, sorry, Hooch. 101 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,311 We were just talking about the movie. 102 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,516 No biggie. Happens all the time. 103 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,878 OK, so it was an honest mistake. 104 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,871 Gotta go. 105 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,596 Too hard! What is going on with Turk? 106 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,638 - He doesn't even seem bummed out. - I uplifted his spirits. 107 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,473 How did you do that? Carla is just bottoming out. 108 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:03,712 I just came to use the bathroom because she keeps violating the rule. 109 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,028 Quiet on the crapper? 110 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,829 Yeah. It's like she stores everything up until my cheeks hit the seat. 111 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,434 She thinks she's exempt from the rule. 112 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,239 Nobody is exempt from the rule, J.D. 113 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,029 OK. It's OK. I'll never talk to you on the crapper. 114 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,112 I can't afford to soundproof my bathroom. 115 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,078 Listen, the way I cheered up Turk, I made it all about him. 116 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,072 Find some way to lift Carla's spirits up. 117 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,873 Surprise! 118 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:35,111 - What's going on? - We are celebrating your mom's death. 119 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:39,193 I mean, your mom's life. We're going to celebrate your dead mom's life. 120 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,713 I even got a cake. 121 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,076 Wow! Does it say "dead" anywhere on it? 122 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,232 Not anymore. 123 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,388 Junior, I don't know what you doing, but you better look for some bandages. 124 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:58,393 You'll need them when I get through with you. Dr. Kelso. 125 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,232 I didn't recognize you in scrubs. 126 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,550 That's OK, Laverne. I didn't recognize you 127 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,710 without your mini TV and your feet up. 128 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,793 Real nice outfit there. 129 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,110 Just go right ahead and say what you want, 130 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,749 because Dr. Bob Kelso is back in action and he hasn't missed a step. 131 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,876 Now, where do we keep the sick people? 132 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,118 Hello, Ms. Goldman. I'm your doctor. 133 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:25,273 Don't you mean my doctor's great-great-great-great-grandfather? 134 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,874 - You're old. - Yeah, I got that. 135 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,997 Hey, friend. I switched shifts so we could hang out tonight. 136 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,469 Hell, yeah. There's no beer in the fridge. 137 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,949 We're gonna have to stop and pick up some hooch! 138 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,076 - Yeah, Turk? - Sorry, man. 139 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,516 - I was talking about the beer. - That's no problem, buddy. 140 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,033 All right! 141 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,918 Just seems like you could've said "beer." 142 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,514 It's a much more common word. 143 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,194 My bad. Won't happen again. 144 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,475 Won't happen again. 145 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,474 - You knew he was there? - Couldn't help myself. 146 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,150 It's weird. I want his marriage to work, 147 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:06,073 but it's nice to have Turk all to myself again. 148 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,349 It's weird. I want to follow him down the hall and crack him over the head, 149 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:15,195 but I'm so drunk right now, I know I'll collapse if I even move an inch. 150 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,475 And I am not kidding you. 151 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,472 My mom turns to the guidance counsellor and she says, 152 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,636 - You understood that? - I know when to laugh in any language. 153 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:34,236 OK. You know, I was sceptical, but it's been nice reminiscing about my mom. 154 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,390 It's about to get a whole lot nicer. 155 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:42,232 Hi, sweet pea, it's Mom. I just called to tell you how much I love you. 156 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,392 - Oh, my God. - It's J.D.'s old answering machine. 157 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:49,439 Hi, Carla. I sure wish you would call me once in a while. 158 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,671 Hadn't heard that one. 159 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,194 What other stories do you have about your mom? 160 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,635 - Carla... - God, it has batteries. 161 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:01,679 It seems like you never have time for me anymore. Carla? 162 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:04,479 Carla? Carla? Pick up if you're there... 163 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:11,916 What we are dealing with are venostasis ulcers, mostly because of your weight. 164 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,072 You figured out I'm fat. You're either a brilliant doctor 165 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,355 or every guy I've gone to high school with. 166 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,873 OK, moving on. 167 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,236 From what I'm seeing on your fasting glucose and triglycerides, 168 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,550 - I'm suspecting... - Metabolic syndrome? 169 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,791 Yes. Now this condition is not that rare. 170 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,838 - One in five people have it. - Stop doing that! 171 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,356 Why am I paying you to tell me things I already figured out on my own? 172 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:39,878 Maybe because I graduated first in my class at Stanford in 1972. 173 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:43,236 You graduated 12th in your class in 1968. 174 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:47,518 - She Googled your ass. - I'm not interested in street lingo. 175 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,194 I am interested in where she found that magic phone 176 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,350 that keeps making me look like an idiot. 177 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:58,359 Last summer, we had to choose between stemming a hepatitis C outbreak 178 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,000 or going to bartending school. 179 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,911 I always felt we did the right thing. 180 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:07,551 Especially since Turk needed to blow off some steam before meeting with Carla. 181 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:12,036 We're your guest bartenders, we'll be here all night! 182 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:15,237 I'm going home and think about what to say to Carla tomorrow. 183 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:18,790 I was being selfish, but I couldn't help it. It was our last hurrah. 184 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,433 You know Carla likes it when you speak from your heart. 185 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,671 Improv that, dog! 186 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,318 Stay here and drink for Carla. 187 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,675 - Since we doing it for Carla... - For Carla! 188 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,637 Let's do this! 189 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,793 My barber once told me it's important to finish what you've started. 190 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:41,438 Of course, sometimes what you've started was clearly the worst idea in the world. 191 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,875 Wasn't this kind of fun? 192 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,832 It stopped. 193 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,953 Other times, it's a lot harder than you thought. 194 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:54,354 Damn it, young lady, let me in! This is my hospital! 195 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,196 Hey, Bob, what's shaking in Patientville? 196 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:02,159 Just trying to keep myself from spending all day in there with her. 197 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,516 - Such a doll. - You Bob. 198 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,355 If you end up with a hangover that would slay a walrus, it's worth it. 199 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:14,274 Especially if you know your best friend is at brunch saving his marriage. 200 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,393 What time is it? 201 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,436 Or he missed it. 202 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,588 This was my fault, so I was determined to fix it. 203 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:30,070 Still, I needed Elliot's help, so I decided to break the ice first. 204 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,752 Hey, Elliot, do me a favour. 205 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,398 What do you mean, say "hooch"? 206 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,994 Oh, my God, what? I'm a little busy. 207 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,038 I'm sorry. I'm not really sure what's happening right now. 208 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,829 Of course you're not. Because in your head, it's all about you, isn't it? 209 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:47,596 Well, no more. Say "hooch" again, it will be the last thing you ever say. 210 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,877 He was mad, wasn't he? Oh, Hooch is crazy. 211 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:58,158 Tell Carla it's my fault I kept Turk out all night and he overslept. 212 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,834 - It was J.D.'s fault. - How come Turk hasn't called? 213 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,036 - Why hasn't he called? - I wanted to fix it. 214 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,031 He wanted to fix it. 215 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,076 Ask Betty why he's such a girly girl. 216 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,674 - Not now. - Do it now, do it now. Call her Betty. 217 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,320 - You're insane. - Betty, Betty, Betty. 218 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,439 - Betty? - Yeah? 219 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,839 Oh, my God, it worked! 220 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:20,395 - When does Turk want to get together? - When does he want to get together? 221 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,358 I'm sorry about last night. I explained you overslept. 222 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,032 When do you want to meet up? 223 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,556 I didn't oversleep. I... decided not to go. 224 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,515 I don't know how she jammed this. Can you open that door? 225 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,239 You made it up here without passing out or vomiting. 226 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,517 Now calmly and eloquently explain you can't open it right now, 227 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,828 and he'll be on his way. 228 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,433 You open the door? 229 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,830 - Well done. - Are you mocking me? 230 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,150 Give me this damn screwdriver. 231 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,472 Hello, young lady. 232 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,028 I set up an appointment with our nutritionist. 233 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,236 She'll create a diet and exercise plan 234 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,356 so I never have to see you in here again. 235 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,749 Yeah, I'm having a gastric bypass. 236 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,469 But, Ms. Goldman, you're only 25, 237 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,996 and considering that any serious surgery has inherent risks, 238 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,674 - I really don't... - How are you not getting this? 239 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,876 I don't care what you think. 240 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,552 Carla, I am so sorry about those messages from your mother, 241 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,234 - but I'm going to make it up to you. - It's OK, Elliot. 242 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,709 It was nice hearing my mom's voice again. 243 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,392 I just... 244 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,074 I wish I could talk to her about what's going on. 245 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,152 I'm really not comfortable with this kind of stuff. 246 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,435 You can talk to people once they're gone. 247 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,670 I talked to our maid Consuela all the time. 248 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:54,309 - When did she die? - When I was 11. 249 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,799 That's what my dad told me. 250 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,316 I found out he deported her for putting knives in the fork drawer. 251 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,278 Elliot, you're a lot more normal than you should be. 252 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,195 Well, you do what you can with what you got. 253 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,717 Holy frick! 254 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,548 First my parents get divorced, now you and Carla. 255 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,993 Common denominator? J.D. 256 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,389 I should get cards that say "love destroyer". 257 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,674 It's not your fault. 258 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,638 Don't get me wrong, hanging with you has been nice. 259 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,632 It was intoxicating. You were hanging with the J. Dizzle. 260 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,517 I'm sure it felt like a crazy dream. 261 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,716 With the J. Dizzle, it's hassle-free. 262 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,075 Like some sort of crazy, hassle-free dream. 263 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,958 OK, stop, stop. Maybe that's why I skipped the brunch. 264 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,396 I just can't help thinking marriage shouldn't be this hard. 265 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,675 You're my gastric bypass. Any questions? 266 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,671 Nope. See you in the O.R. Tomorrow. 267 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,796 I'll be the one with the mask on. 268 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,155 That's how easy marriage should be. 269 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,919 I won't be there, but I'm sure it will be nice operating on you. 270 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,511 What is it, Bob? 271 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,798 When the hell did patients stop respecting us? 272 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,552 I tried to help that young woman, 273 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:10,269 and she rolled over me like Enid's wheelchair over Baxter's tail. 274 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,875 Enid was recently paralyzed. I haven't told anyone. 275 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:19,635 Anyway, I couldn't handle the patients, so go ahead, take your shots. 276 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,349 I want to, Bob, I really do. 277 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:27,479 But my first patient today was a snot-nosed little punk 278 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,553 who wouldn't let me give him a rectal exam unless I said pretty please, 279 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:37,397 and I'm not big on begging strangers to stick my hand up their butt. 280 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,869 Not even in my private time. 281 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:43,316 Remember when being a doctor meant people would look up to you? 282 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,156 When I first started out, I could take this old white coat out, 283 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,550 get a free haircut or a nice table at a restaurant. 284 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,756 Hell, I never once got a speeding ticket. 285 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,796 People used to give me cards and gifts 286 00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:00,395 and sometimes even a pie just for doing my job. 287 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,790 Every mother wanted me to marry their daughter 288 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,075 because I was a doctor, 289 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,833 and I used that to sleep with all those mothers. 290 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,831 That's what a house call used to mean. 291 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:15,393 Those were the good old, incredibly disturbing days, Bob. 292 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:20,119 Today, people think of us as drug-dispensing walking lawsuits 293 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,237 who are in fact less informed than their Internet phones. 294 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,788 So that's what that damn thing was. 295 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,519 I will tell you one thing, though. 296 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:32,798 If you even want to have an outside chance of reaching someone nowadays, 297 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,599 you damn sure better speak from your heart. 298 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,477 Thank you, Perry. 299 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,190 Blow it out your ass, Bob. 300 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,474 Elliot. 301 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,630 - Yeah? - I spoke to the groundskeeper. 302 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,632 He'll come as soon as he finishes burying Paul Newman. 303 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,393 Different Paul Newman. I asked. I'll wait here with you. 304 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,311 Carla, go. 305 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,154 I'm fine down here in this giant, fresh, empty grave. 306 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,559 OK, bye. 307 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,837 I didn't know what to say to Turk next, and then it happened. 308 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,789 - Sir, the door was open. - I know. I just love doing that. 309 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,438 What now, grandpa? 310 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,557 You are going to shut your yapper and listen for a change. 311 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,551 I got you pegged, sweetheart. 312 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:29,156 You want to take the easy way out with this surgery because you're scared. 313 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,755 You're scared because if you try and fail, there's only you to blame. 314 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,799 Well, missy, let me break this down for you Bobbo-style. 315 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,156 Life is scary. Get used to it. 316 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,235 And then it seemed like Dr. Kelso wasn't only talking to her. 317 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,914 There are no magical fixes. 318 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,594 It's all up to you. 319 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:54,390 So get up off your keister, get out of here, and go start doing the work. 320 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,835 - What if it's too hard? - What if it's too hard? 321 00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:01,357 I have no idea why you're chiming in, but I'll say this to both of you. 322 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:05,228 Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy. 323 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,638 I gotta go. 324 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,678 OK, here it goes. 325 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,911 This is so weird. 326 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,753 I don't really know what to say. 327 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,912 Sorry I haven't visited much. I've been kind of busy. 328 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,276 That's not true. Why am I lying to a slab of granite? 329 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:34,673 I just know I really could've used you around this week. 330 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,671 I miss you. 331 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,355 Can you tell her I miss her too? 332 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,158 You know what? Never mind. 333 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,071 Because she wouldn't believe you. 334 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,999 You can never truly capture the past. 335 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,515 That'll be $18. 336 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,956 I'm not paying. I'm a doctor. 337 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,999 Yeah, we don't do that anymore. You're paying. 338 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:16,354 You still have to try, because as a recently incarcerated doctor once said, 339 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,829 "Nothing worth having comes easy." 340 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,518 So you ready to come home? 341 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:31,595 I'm trying to get there, Turk. I'm just not there yet. 342 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,920 All right. You take all the time you need, OK? 343 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,873 Wait. 344 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,950 Do you mind sitting here with me for a little longer? 345 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,396 Is anybody there? Anybody? 346 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,118 Hello! 347 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,750 Keep it together, Elliot. Things could be worse. 348 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,476 Oh, dear God. 349 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,597 I'm gonna die in a watery grave. 350 00:20:11,597 --> 00:20:21,597 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org