1 00:00:05,659 --> 00:00:10,060 crystal you wanted to see me there's some kind of emergency i spoke on a 2 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:14,040 this morning at a women in business breakfast oh god well okay we'll get in 3 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:18,240 touch with our pr people we'll shoot emails out to our lawyers and we'll call 4 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:21,080 the newspapers and remind them how much money you gave to the panda house 5 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:27,000 without reminding them what you did in the panda house with any luck no one 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:32,710 ever know what you said i said nothing oh god what did you do All the other 7 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:36,530 businesswomen on the panel answered questions about their dynamic jobs and 8 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:40,990 the important things they do with their days. I realized I had nothing to 9 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:45,790 contribute. Other than this meeting with you, I have absolutely nothing on my 10 00:00:45,790 --> 00:00:50,190 schedule. Crystal, you're very important here. You may not involve yourself in 11 00:00:50,190 --> 00:00:53,590 some of the little stuff, but you're like the queen. 12 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:55,750 Keep talking. 13 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,960 The Queen is very powerful. 14 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:02,440 Everyone loves her. She's the most important person in England, and all she 15 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,379 all day is raise corgis and drink gin. 16 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,620 I do like to cuddle with a bottle of gin. 17 00:01:06,940 --> 00:01:09,040 See? Your schedule's filling up already. 18 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:12,540 Now, if there's nothing else, I've got to prepare for a leadership event today. 19 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:14,140 Leadership event? 20 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:18,320 Yes, the one I've been talking about for months, the all -star leadership tour, 21 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:23,320 a four -star general, a Hall of Fame basketball coach, and a corporate CEO, 22 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,280 on one stage talking about leadership. 23 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:29,400 They banter, they go deep, they give real life lessons. 24 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:33,480 And companies pay thousands of dollars for their employees to attend. 25 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:34,919 Sounds intriguing. 26 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:35,920 Tell me more. 27 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,040 There is no more. I just told you the whole thing. 28 00:01:39,540 --> 00:01:41,100 Oh, now I remember. 29 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,200 They all have bestsellers. You gave me their books to read. Yes, I did. 30 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:48,080 Did you read them? I did. When I ran out of my sleepy juice, they really did the 31 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,380 job. Oh, remind me to cross the border tomorrow to get more sleepy juice. 32 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,880 Yes, my queen. 33 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:58,740 So, are you excited about our trip to Cabo? Are you kidding me? I've got my 34 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:00,460 bathing suit on underneath this. See? 35 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,080 Whoa! 36 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,840 Save it for Mexico, you crazy lovebirds. 37 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,480 No, she's got her bathing suit on under there. 38 00:02:08,139 --> 00:02:09,139 That's nuts! 39 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,600 Because these pants, they're actually my pajamas. 40 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,140 Looks cozy, my man. 41 00:02:14,829 --> 00:02:19,090 Okay, so you guys are all ready for your weekend getaway. Um, car's gonna come 42 00:02:19,090 --> 00:02:23,230 in two hours, flight's on time, and... Oh, Alice, all you have is a quick 43 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,570 contract signing with beverage people. 44 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:28,150 And all I have to do is take a picture with this guy who won our Meet Alonzo 45 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:29,650 Pope halftime contest yesterday. 46 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,990 Wow, we're gonna get some better contests. 47 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:34,610 What? No, no. 48 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:38,530 I brought some welcome gifts for the leaders when they arrive. 49 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:40,210 They're not from another planet, Roman. 50 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:42,650 I just, I don't fully understand what's happening. 51 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:47,550 It's not that complicated. Three of the most powerful, charismatic leaders in 52 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:50,630 their fields crisscrossing the country for the last three months. 53 00:02:50,890 --> 00:02:51,890 Fighting crime. 54 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:57,250 Imparting their wisdom about leadership. 55 00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:01,410 Oh, I am really excited. 56 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:05,790 These are really impressive men. Are those pajama bottoms? 57 00:03:06,130 --> 00:03:07,130 Yeah, but you can't tell. 58 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:09,670 Gentlemen, Ben Donovan. 59 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:14,290 It is an incredible honor to have all of you here. The honor's all mine. 60 00:03:14,550 --> 00:03:15,630 Oh, thank you, sir. 61 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:17,910 I'm pulling your short hair, son. 62 00:03:18,170 --> 00:03:22,930 I couldn't want to be here less, and I slept on the frozen dirt in Bosnia. 63 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:27,550 Well, I once went to Coachella and wore shorts at night, so, you know, I know 64 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:28,550 where you're coming from. 65 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:31,830 Next time, if you want a stupid red sweater, talk to Coach Billy. 66 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:33,590 Apparently, that's all he owns. 67 00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:34,850 That's my trademark. 68 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:36,970 I'm a simple man who knows how to win. 69 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:41,540 A simple man who spent two hours straddling a jacuzzi jet at the hotel 70 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:46,000 night. Yeah, I saw you. Yeah, it was pretty weird that you were looking. I 71 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,820 like you. I don't like you. I hate these guys. 72 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:53,040 Well, looks like we'll have a very pleasant afternoon in the green room. 73 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:56,220 If you'll follow me, we'll get you all settled. 74 00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:00,980 Okay. I will get on the phone with our idiot booker and find out what we're 75 00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:04,260 dealing with. In the meantime, just stay with them. And if one of them goes to 76 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:06,700 hit the other one, just step in front of it. Okay. 77 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,120 But I need your help, too. 78 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,640 There's some SPF 45 sunscreen in my top left drawer. Make sure Alice doesn't get 79 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,840 on that plane without it. I'm not going to do that. 80 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,500 Okay. 81 00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:21,880 Heather, can you get me Andy at American Promotions? 82 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,200 You got it, boss. 83 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:25,039 That's right. 84 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,160 Crystal Cohen. 85 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:30,820 Get used to talking to me because I will be joining Ben Donovan in the day -to 86 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:32,100 -day operations of this arena. 87 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,360 I could have told you she was here. 88 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,800 But the look on your face is just so priceless. 89 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,280 Thanks. You're a fun kid. 90 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,480 Mr. 91 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:49,460 Sunshine Day. 92 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,200 No, no. I said two. 93 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:00,720 Pastrami sandwiches, a diet cola, and your biggest pickle. 94 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,180 Great. We'll be in touch. 95 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:06,840 What are you doing? 96 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,339 Ordering deli. 97 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:09,900 Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want a black and white cookie? 98 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:14,360 No. I mean, yes, but in the larger sense. 99 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:15,900 What are you doing? 100 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,440 Oh, well, I thought about being queen, and at the end of the day, it just 101 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:21,900 seemed, I don't know, a little old Europe. 102 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,460 I want to do something with my days, Benjamin. I want to contribute. 103 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,760 Let's roll up our sleeves. Let's get our hands dirty. Let's make a difference in 104 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,200 this crazy town called the world. 105 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,260 Can we make a difference in this crazy town called the world tomorrow? I'm a 106 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:38,280 little jammed up today. That's perfect. I can help you. I need to feel useful. I 107 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,080 want to do some real work. 108 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:43,580 Cohen Donovan. 109 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,320 Oh, we're like an 80s cop show. 110 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,840 Ben, we have a fire to put out in the green room. 111 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,180 Well, what is it? 112 00:05:59,450 --> 00:06:01,050 Let's do this. Oh, no, no, no, no. 113 00:06:01,450 --> 00:06:04,590 If something happened, I couldn't risk losing us both. We're Cohen and Donovan. 114 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:07,010 Ben, I want to be part of this. And I want you to be part of it, too. But what 115 00:06:07,010 --> 00:06:09,670 really need is for you to be part of whatever Alice is doing. 116 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,070 It's vital. 117 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,190 Alice, Crystal is joining your meeting. 118 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:14,990 What? It's vital. Thanks, partner. 119 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:18,289 Let's do this. 120 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:19,290 Let's do business things. 121 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:20,449 Hey, how are you doing? 122 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,890 I'm Crystal Cohen. I own this place. Everything you see is mine. 123 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,440 What the hell? What the hell? 124 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:32,540 Ben, thank God. What do I do? What do I do? The fire extinguisher. Right, right. 125 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,700 Any more bright ideas, boss? 126 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,160 Honestly, what is the matter with you? 127 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:43,900 What happened? 128 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,140 And where are the other leaders? 129 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:50,140 Coach Billy didn't like the smoke from my cigar, and General Tompkins was a 130 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:51,640 little put out. It came from Cuba. 131 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:55,340 And it didn't bother you that you were sitting two feet away from a fire that 132 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:56,079 you started? 133 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,300 The boy in the pajamas seemed to have it under control. 134 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,620 Okay, as we discussed, five years of exclusive use of your products with 135 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:07,000 appropriate signage throughout the arena. So if everything is to your 136 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:08,200 we'll just need a couple of signatures. 137 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,080 Everything seems to be in order. 138 00:07:11,820 --> 00:07:12,820 Does it? 139 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,740 Let's take a closer look. 140 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,420 No, no, Crystal, this deal is already worked out. 141 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:20,020 We're all happy. We're on a beach in Mexico. 142 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,240 That's an expression. 143 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,400 It means I'm happy. 144 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:26,880 Now, I'm not saying you're trying to steal from us, though this one looks 145 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:30,160 he, in a different time and place, used the term, keeps the car running. 146 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:35,540 But you've got to admit, there is a lot of legal mumbo -jumbo here. 147 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:37,820 Our lawyers drew up these contracts. 148 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,600 Oh, then it should all be fine. It's been a pleasure. Work is fun. 149 00:07:44,039 --> 00:07:46,760 You know, Mr. Cohen made me a little uneasy. 150 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:50,200 Would you go over these contracts with me one more time? 151 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:55,800 Well, I just talked to the booker, and apparently these guys are maniacs. 152 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,420 They're on the last leg of their tour, and they're ready to kill each other. 153 00:07:58,460 --> 00:08:01,680 It's like Metallica all over again. That band was so rude. 154 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,100 Yeah, well, they misunderstood. 155 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,600 So, no, I'm the bad guy. 156 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:10,260 Anyway, let's just not do anything to set them off. If we get them anything, 157 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,540 just make sure it's equal. 158 00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:12,780 Are you done with that? 159 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:13,950 Almost. Great, thanks. 160 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:19,550 Okay, so they'll all speak for the exact same amount of time, the order of which 161 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:23,030 will be determined by a coin flip, and the chairs will be exactly the same. 162 00:08:23,550 --> 00:08:24,550 There's no mama bear. 163 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:26,410 What the hell does that mean? 164 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:28,190 You know, not too hard, not too soft. 165 00:08:28,950 --> 00:08:29,950 What is that from? 166 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:32,549 It's a literary reference to a children's book. 167 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,250 Why would you think I would know that? 168 00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:37,830 Ooh. 169 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:39,630 We're coming back to this. 170 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:42,140 That was awesome. 171 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:46,120 General, what are you doing? 172 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:49,180 You can't shoot in here. It's a public building. 173 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:53,120 I'm not sure that's a law, but you can't smoke in here, so you probably can't 174 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,120 shoot in here. Benjamin? 175 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,680 Oh, my God, that's all I need. 176 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:01,200 Roman, please do not supply the general with any more cans of orange soda. 177 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,260 Boy, the things you find yourself saying. 178 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:09,040 Crystal, how are you? Let's walk and talk, but let's walk and talk this way. 179 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,520 I've had the most productive morning. I set Alice on the right course with her 180 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:16,140 negotiations, and I had time to do some of what I do best, deals. 181 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,320 Oh, God. 182 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:22,500 Oh, and scrunch that forehead, partner. You know that odd little building across 183 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,500 the street? 184 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:27,200 The church? Well, they have always had a bug up their butt about expanding and 185 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:31,900 acquiring our north parking lot. I initiated negotiations to sell it to 186 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,260 a very handsome price. 187 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,940 Well, we need the north parking lot so people can, you know, park. 188 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,560 They can take the choo -choo. 189 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:43,740 Choo -choo? You know what I really want to do? I want to help with the event 190 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:46,760 today. How's that going? What can I do? You know, I think I've got everything 191 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:50,400 handled down here for tonight. But why don't we talk about it upstairs? 192 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:55,270 Did you hear that? Hear what? Yeah. 193 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:03,270 Alonzo, you've got to take Crystal off my hands. 194 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,070 Ben, I would love to help, but I got that guy coming for the photo op, and 195 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:08,150 Alice and I are going to Mexico. 196 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:09,970 She already has her bathing suit on. 197 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,550 Yeah, I know. She showed me. She showed everyone. 198 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,930 Yeah? She's not a shy girl. 199 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:18,350 Can you just take Crystal for a half an hour so I can figure out something else 200 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:19,169 for her to do? 201 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:22,150 She's got this thing today where she wants to feel valued. 202 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,680 Fine. Maybe she can help me take the picture. 203 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:27,340 Great. 204 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,920 So, what are you two going to do in Mexico? 205 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:33,540 Yeah, I'm going to go. 206 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,660 Okay, one more. 207 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,200 Ah, Crystal, I think we got it. Okay, this time... 208 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,440 No smiles. 209 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:44,480 Quiet intensity. 210 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,160 Hopeful, but scared. 211 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:50,500 Alonzo, give me a sense of effervescence. Don't show it to me. I 212 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,760 hidden effervescence. Okay, let's do this, people. 213 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,420 No, no, no. Guys, it's getting sloppy. Come on. 214 00:10:58,620 --> 00:10:59,499 Pull it together. 215 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:02,740 Russell, Junior. Crystal, really, I don't want to hold these good people up. 216 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,639 you kidding? 217 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,400 It's not every day you get a chance to hang out with Alonzo Post. 218 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:09,040 It's been a thrill for me, too, guys. 219 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,560 What are you talking about? It doesn't have to end. Take them to lunch. What? 220 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:17,800 No. I mean, I'd love to, but I have a thing, so maybe some other time. 221 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,400 Lunch with Alonzo Pope? 222 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,340 Doesn't seem like he wants to, son. 223 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:29,640 Okay, maybe for just a quick bite. Or a long one. 224 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:31,140 Go! 225 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,620 Enjoy your meal with an NBA hero! 226 00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:36,140 I missed the shot. 227 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:40,980 Sunshine Center. 228 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,860 Yeah, I don't know who that is. 229 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:46,640 I know you took it. 230 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,520 Tell me where my sweater is. 231 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,100 What stupid red sweater? 232 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:55,080 See, I told you they're fighting and they're in the gun somewhere in this 233 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,320 I'm not going on stage without my red sweater. 234 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:02,340 Oh, no. Who's going to impart the homespun wisdom that a cornfield is like 235 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:07,360 team? It's a metaphor for working together. It makes no sense. Corn 236 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,020 together. I want my sweater. 237 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,280 You know, I have this thing upstairs. 238 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:15,620 It's a cable knit with a belt. I think it would look really smart on you. 239 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Really? 240 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,420 Sounds nice. 241 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:22,400 Well, it is nice. Does that sweater smell like turd, too? Because they won't 242 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,980 wear it unless it smells like turd. I will see what I can do. 243 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,500 I'm going to see what I can do. 244 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,760 Please, let's go to Cabo right now. 245 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:37,880 I can't. Ben made me babysit Crystal, and now I'm going to be here all day and 246 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,340 night. Are you kidding me? 247 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,560 Ben didn't want Crystal to screw up anything for him, so now we can't go on 248 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,560 trip? 249 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:46,220 Crystal, have you seen Ben? Why? 250 00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:49,760 Did he ask you to babysit me, too? I'm not allowed to babysit in the state of 251 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,140 California. I need to find him. The fire inspector's here. The fire inspector? 252 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:54,420 I reported the fire. 253 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,160 I thought it was just in a trash can. 254 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,980 If people are going to report me, I'm going to report them. 255 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:09,440 Do you know how excited I was about this trip? Look, I'm wearing my bathing suit 256 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,200 right now. Yeah, I know. You showed it to me. You showed it to everyone else, 257 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:15,780 too. It's a weird thing to do, by the way. You're weird. That's good. 258 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,940 Look, this was my anniversary, and you ruined it. And I wonder if you didn't do 259 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:20,940 it on purpose. 260 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,300 Once? I would never do something like that. 261 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,080 Would you do something like that to me? 262 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,800 No. Well, then I am going to stop making this face. 263 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,910 Pull her right back. Yeah, I think you should. 264 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:36,570 Look, I'm sorry that I ruined your vacation, but I've got a million dollars 265 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:41,870 ticket sales riding on whether Coach Billy likes this weird belted sweater 266 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:44,530 I'm fairly sure is for a husky woman. 267 00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:47,730 You're a husky woman. What is the matter with you? 268 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:54,630 Heather, do you know where Crystal is? She's still with Alonzo, right? She 269 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:56,210 me not to tell you what she's doing or who she's with. 270 00:13:57,330 --> 00:14:01,990 Okay, let's make a deal. You tell me where Crystal is, and remember how much 271 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,330 you've always wanted to sketch me? 272 00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:04,910 Don't say it unless you mean it. 273 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,110 I mean it. 274 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:07,910 Crystal's with the fire inspector. 275 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:11,210 Oh, my God. Do you know what a tight ass that guy is? 276 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:12,309 See you tonight. 277 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,310 Bring two outfits. 278 00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:14,590 One sporty, one sophisticated. 279 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:16,410 And not that. 280 00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:20,390 Oh, this is not mine. I would never. I would never. Not in this color. 281 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,720 Well, there's no damage. The alarm and the sprinklers are still intact, and you 282 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,960 seem to be in full compliance with fire and safety calls. 283 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,740 Why does everything you say sound dirty, Jeff? 284 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,540 But we do have a problem. 285 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,420 You missed your last inspection. 286 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,320 Got to the chase, fireman. What's it going to take? 287 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,820 I hope you're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting. 288 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,560 You do realize I can shut you down? 289 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,000 You do realize I'm the most powerful woman in San Diego, right? 290 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,100 I had two mayors elected and a third impeached, and I can tell you all their 291 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,420 faults, politically and sexually. 292 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,480 Jeff, how's it going? 293 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:59,540 Is she hazing you? She does that to all the big shots that come through the 294 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,560 arena. Last year was the Dalai Lama. 295 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:06,220 She lifted up his skirt, tickled his belly. He really seemed to enjoy it. 296 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,460 Benjamin, I have this. 297 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:10,580 I appreciate how serious this is. 298 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:14,860 Is there any way you can give us a one -week extension? We'll cooperate fully. 299 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:15,980 Would that work for you? 300 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,050 One week. Oh, Jeff, you're the best. 301 00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:22,390 That's a great tie, by the way. Is it a clip -on? 302 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:25,890 Is there a website or a fireman's catalog? He's gone. 303 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,010 Well, way to tag -team it, partner. 304 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:29,970 Donovan and Cohen, huh? 305 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,290 Or Cohen and Donovan. 306 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,390 I don't know. It just doesn't feel right. 307 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,360 No, it looks really good. 308 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,100 Falls nicely on your hips. 309 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,800 Really? Well, that is my trouble spot. 310 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,260 Hey, everybody, it's almost showtime. 311 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,360 I need my coach, I need my general, I need my CEO. 312 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:58,740 I am ready to go. 313 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:01,000 My sweater, where'd you get that? 314 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:05,660 Easy, Coach Billy. Take the 30 grand you're making tonight and buy yourself a 315 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,160 new one. Wait a minute, you're making 30? 316 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,480 I'm making 25. 317 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,920 25? I'm getting 10 and a ride to the airport. 318 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,780 You're getting a ride to the airport? 319 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,360 Uh -oh. 320 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:27,830 crystal can i talk to you i could have handled it he was going to shut us down 321 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:33,750 can you stop doing that it relaxes me you made a fool of me today and not just 322 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:37,150 in front of the fire inspector all day long you pawned me off and pretended to 323 00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:41,410 give me jobs i came to you asking to do something real to be part of what you do 324 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:45,810 and this is how you treat me crystal i'm sorry my hands were full today it's one 325 00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:50,800 event we have like 50 events a year. 300, but go on. At that breakfast 326 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,580 this morning, I felt like I had nothing to contribute. 327 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,520 But those people were strangers. 328 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,380 And now I find out you feel the same way. 329 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:04,040 That is not true. I do not feel that way. And yet I feel exactly that way. 330 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:08,280 would never tell you that. And yet I did just tell you that. Can you please turn 331 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,259 that off? 332 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,179 Almost done. 333 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,619 Oh, here, read this. 334 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:13,980 Something I want you to think about. 335 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,599 The event is starting in five minutes. Read it. 336 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:22,839 I don't have a lot of experience, but I promise I'll never let you down. That's 337 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:25,680 very nice, but this is not on -the -job training. 338 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:32,280 That was my application letter. 339 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,300 Okay. Everybody panic. The event's in trouble. 340 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,760 Oh, I'm a clown. I'm a clown? 341 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:46,000 You want to make this messy? Let's make this messy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Leaders, 342 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,160 leaders. Let's all calm down. 343 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:54,420 Gentlemen, distinguished and very scary gentlemen, I know we have our issues, 344 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,400 but please listen to me. 345 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,520 This is our owner. 346 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:09,750 Crystal Cohen, and I am confident that she can resolve our problems in a fair 347 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,610 and equitable way for everyone. 348 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,670 I won't let you down. 349 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:16,890 Please don't let me down. Please don't let me down. 350 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:21,010 Gentlemen, you three make me sick. 351 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:25,550 All -star leadership event, my ass. 352 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:29,050 They should call this the all -star crybaby event. 353 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:32,770 Dixie Chicks tomorrow, Dixie Chicks tomorrow. In fact, why don't we just 354 00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:33,770 this whole event right now? 355 00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:38,010 Fine with me. I don't need it. Neither do I. None of us do. I do. But you know 356 00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:38,589 who does? 357 00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:39,930 Me. They do. 358 00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:44,990 Those poor rudderless lambs out there, they don't know where they're going. 359 00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,470 Don't deprive them of your leadership. 360 00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:52,610 Don't deprive them of your amazing life stories. Now, I've read all of your 361 00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:53,610 books. 362 00:18:56,230 --> 00:19:01,110 Michael, your description of a lonely boy growing up in a small... 363 00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:04,790 Farm in Iowa. Well, you hooked this reader on page one. 364 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:10,530 Jen, your acknowledgement page alone taught me more about leadership than 365 00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:13,150 volumes of Winston Churchill's rambling snoozebath. 366 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:19,150 Coach Billy, all I needed was to see your face on your cover and you could 367 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:20,950 me anywhere you wanted me to go. 368 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:25,050 In fact, gentlemen, I can't decide which one of you I want to climb on top of 369 00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:26,050 first. 370 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:29,330 Put me in, Coach. We can beat you guys. 371 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:30,590 Oh, you! 372 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,940 Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense at all. 373 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,060 But I have to give you credit, partner. 374 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,200 You made all of this happen. I did, didn't I? 375 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:51,800 Even though it may be the most boring event we've ever had. 376 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,060 Yeah. 377 00:19:55,040 --> 00:20:00,100 Crystal, about today... Ben, thank you. It was very sweet what you did. I know I 378 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,780 can be a bit of a... What's the word? 379 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:06,020 I am willing to sit in silence forever until you come up with it on your own. 380 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,820 Handful. There you go. 381 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,400 But you trusted me. 382 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,680 That means a lot. And I learned something today, Benjamin. 383 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,640 It's nice to be youthful, but I miss being queen. 384 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:20,960 Well, Your Highness, I have a rather large favor to ask of you. I'm afraid I 385 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,300 have more to make up for. 386 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,060 Where is your royal plane? 387 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,500 Good evening and welcome to Crystal Air. 388 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:36,380 Your flight time to Cabo San Lucas will be one hour and 45 minutes. 389 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:39,220 Hey, happy six -month anniversary. 390 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,080 Please, is there anyone left to tell you on a private plane? Act like you've 391 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,019 been here before. 392 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:51,740 No, I want to send Ben a thank you for making this happen. Oh. 393 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,140 Well, I'm glad I arranged that. 394 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,080 You moved. 395 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:11,360 Now we have to start all over again.