1 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:03,164 Whoa! Now, that's a fine animal! 2 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:06,234 Oh, yeah. Great stud, I bet. 3 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:08,336 Now, the real advantage of being here today 4 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:11,004 at Atlantic city racecourse to bring you the weather 5 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,173 is that we've got the real thing. 6 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:15,976 No boards, no mats, no pretty computer graphics. 7 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:19,147 Uh-uh. The real thing. 8 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,149 We got the real sun, as I predicted. 9 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,916 We've got the real blue skies, 10 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:24,685 as I predicted. 11 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,387 Heck, we even got real horses, 12 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,455 as I predicted. 13 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:29,157 [Laughter] 14 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,358 And speaking of predictions, 15 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,226 hey, we even got a real winner. 16 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,162 Ooh! 17 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,696 This is Taylor worth, 18 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,565 channel 5 news, Philadelphia, 19 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,767 and I'll see you at 11:00. 20 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:40,768 And we're clear. 21 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:44,172 [Crowd talking] 22 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,778 Ladies' day at the races. 23 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:53,381 I'm a happy guy. 24 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,198 ♪ Well, I've seen ♪ ♪ so many things ♪ 25 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,098 ♪ I've been ♪ ♪ all over the world ♪ 26 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,734 ♪ well, I've had ♪ ♪ ups and downs ♪ 27 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,303 ♪ I did it all ♪ ♪ for a while ♪ 28 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:18,239 ♪ I thought I knew everything ♪ ♪ between the bad and the good ♪ 29 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:22,476 ♪ I guess I was wrong ♪ ♪ because I misunderstood ♪ 30 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,445 ♪ about girls ♪ 31 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,249 ♪ girls ♪ 32 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:33,321 ♪ well, I've been so many places ♪ ♪ that I shouldn't be ♪ 33 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:37,225 ♪ but then it felt so good ♪ ♪ that it was torture to leave ♪ 34 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,227 ♪ they say you can't ♪ ♪ live without 'em ♪ 35 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,229 ♪ but can you live with? ♪ 36 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:44,097 ♪ I'm just one man ♪ ♪ who's havin' a fit ♪ 37 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,499 ♪ with those girls ♪ 38 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:48,436 ♪ they want you to tell 'em ♪ ♪ that you love them ♪ 39 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:52,440 ♪ they're soft and they're warm ♪ ♪ when you hug them ♪ 40 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:56,244 ♪ they'll tease you and hurt you ♪ ♪ when you need them ♪ 41 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,379 ♪ they sigh when you say ♪ ♪ that you're leavin' ♪ 42 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:02,550 ♪ girls ♪ 43 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:06,254 ♪ tell her that I love her, ♪ ♪ tell her that I love her ♪ 44 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:11,425 ♪ tell her ♪ ♪ what you want to ♪ 45 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:16,264 ♪ da da da da ♪ ♪ da da da da da da ♪ 46 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,466 ♪ sha na na na ♪ ♪ do do do da da da ♪ 47 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:26,274 ♪ oh, girls ♪ 48 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:30,444 ♪ they want you to tell 'em ♪ ♪ that you love them ♪ 49 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,347 ♪ they're soft and they're warm ♪ ♪ when you hug them ♪ 50 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:37,485 ♪ they'll tease you and hurt you ♪ ♪ when you need them ♪ 51 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,988 ♪ they cry when you say ♪ ♪ that you're leavin' ♪ 52 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:44,024 ♪ girls ♪ 53 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:48,296 ♪ girls ♪ 54 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,565 ♪ girls ♪ 55 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:57,538 10, 20, 5, 50. 56 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,307 57 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:02,343 Number 7, moving marcelle, to show. 58 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,412 Come on, ned, at least bet him to win. 59 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:05,946 Thank you. 60 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,148 Hi. $40, number 3, 61 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:12,586 my Charlie's angel, to win, please. 62 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,187 Thank you. 63 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,356 My gambling fund's a little low. 64 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,591 Gambling fund? Gambling fund? 65 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,159 Yes. 66 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,060 Ned, what happened to you? 67 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:21,329 What happened to the kid 68 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,330 who bet his father's golf clubs 69 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:23,431 on Cindy brownell's bra size? 70 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:26,199 Hey, remember when I bet my scholarship money 71 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,701 you'd flunk out before midterms? 72 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,970 Yeah. What happened? 73 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,640 Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. 74 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,075 I settled down. 75 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:37,345 Come on, pumpkin. 76 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,012 Ned's actually a terrific guy, 77 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,348 except he's lost his edge. 78 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,882 When we were 11, 79 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,184 he decided we should get mohawks. 80 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:46,186 I shaved my head. He laughed for a month. 81 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:46,887 You see this 50? And you see that 50? 82 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,422 Yeah. 83 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,490 They're not the same. 84 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:50,458 They're not? 85 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,494 No. This is 3 days of nursery school to me. 86 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:56,997 And what's that? Champagne for 2? 87 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,265 Silk panties for Mona. 88 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,500 Mona? Do I know Mona? 89 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,535 No. I haven't mentioned her. 90 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,236 You're buying silk panties for a girl 91 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,372 you haven't even mentioned to me? 92 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:07,140 Ned, it's not important. Don't worry about it. 93 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,543 There is no Mona. 94 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:15,949 Taylor? 95 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,150 Lizbette. 96 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,952 Don't sweet-talk me. 97 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,087 How are you? 98 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,389 How should I be? 99 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:24,392 You asked Wendy out, my own roommate. 100 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:27,395 I know. You work Tuesday nights. 101 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:28,962 Don't touch me. 102 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,398 She said no. 103 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,399 Well, of course she did. 104 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,601 See? No harm done. 105 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,437 He is my hero. 106 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:39,306 A hero should accomplish something. 107 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:42,242 I mean, what has Taylor accomplished? 108 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,611 We are happily married men. 109 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:44,945 With curfews. 110 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,146 Yeah. I'd rather be like Taylor. 111 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:49,450 Taylor doesn't know it yet, but he'd rather be like us. 112 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,419 You should see him with my family. 113 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,421 He really soaks it up. 114 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,956 Now, that's what he really wants. 115 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,558 He just doesn't know it yet. 116 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:01,294 Hey, I'm a shrink. I know these things, right? 117 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:04,465 I'm worried about him. 118 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,502 Did you get a load of her legs? 119 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,270 Yes. 120 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:13,441 Don't you understand? He is dumping her! 121 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:16,276 Taylor is stuck in a very destructive pattern. 122 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:19,613 They hit the 2-month Mark, and he is running. 123 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,281 It's classic. 124 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:23,283 Reject them before they reject you. 125 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,586 No. No woman is ever going to reject Taylor. 126 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:28,456 That's too bad, because that's what he really needs. 127 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,458 Well, that's what every man really needs. 128 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,460 Without suffering, you don't grow. 129 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,327 Forget it. It'll never happen. 130 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,664 If only there was something I could do for him. 131 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,467 If only I could pick Taylor's next woman, 132 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:40,568 you know, someone who will dump him first. 133 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,103 Someone who'll give him the gift of heartache. 134 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,473 Someone with pms. 135 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,340 No. Someone who's looking for 136 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:48,976 more in a man than good looks. 137 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:49,910 And a great sense of humor. 138 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,078 And a 6-figure income. 139 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,980 And glamorous job. 140 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,615 Yeah, but more than that. 141 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,617 Someone who'll torture him, turn him inside out, 142 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,619 hurt him, you know, like love. 143 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,220 Forget it. She's not out there. 144 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:01,789 I bet I could find her. 145 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,090 I bet you couldn't. 146 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,925 I bet he could. 147 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:05,926 I got 10 bucks says no way. 148 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,629 You're on. You in, ned? 149 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,330 You are both missing my point. 150 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:11,599 Taylor would have to cooperate. 151 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:12,933 Oh, no. He'll want in on this. 152 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,102 It's got to be bigger. 153 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,737 Bigger? 2 women. 154 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,071 10 women. 155 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,573 11 women. 156 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,174 That's not going to cut it anymore. 157 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,142 You're going to have to-- 158 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,745 I know. Stop seeing you. 159 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,514 Taylor. 160 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,682 Lizbette, I'm not good enough for you. 161 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,384 You've made some very valid points. 162 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,687 I ought to be able to make a commitment by now. 163 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,255 Taylor, let's say I never came here today. 164 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:38,358 No. No. 165 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:39,359 Let's just forget everything. 166 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:42,830 No. Listen to me. Your instincts are sound. 167 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,632 It's time to move on. 168 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,534 Lizbette, I just don't think 169 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,536 it can be together. 170 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,538 Well, what am I supposed to do? 171 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,773 You? 172 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,642 Soar. 173 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:58,546 174 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:02,716 Race announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, 175 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,686 the horses are parading to the post 176 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,789 for the next race of the afternoon. 177 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,558 What? 178 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,560 We've got a proposition for you. 179 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,095 You have 3 months 180 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,364 to get engaged to 3 woman, 181 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,332 and I pick the women. 182 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,569 You're insane. 183 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,573 Chloe, that's pretty. 184 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:30,578 Now, this is the dumbest one they've ever come up with. 185 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:33,681 They're always trying to rope me in on some stupid bet. 186 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,883 Then when I take them up on it, 187 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,818 they drop like flies. 188 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:38,952 Watch. 189 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,722 What are the stakes? 190 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,595 Your fishing cabin against my Mercedes. 191 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:48,596 No. No, see, I already have a car. 192 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,297 I want something else. 193 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,900 Name it. 194 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,736 I love torturing him. 195 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,338 The Picasso. 196 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,707 The Picasso! 197 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:02,976 It's an original. I can't bet that. 198 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,011 Fine. No bet. 199 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,445 It's Claire's. 200 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,648 Her grandfather left it to her. 201 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:08,816 So? 202 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,820 You're on. 203 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,021 You're kidding! 204 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,657 This is for your own good. 205 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:20,661 Announcer: It's moving marcelle in a charging start, 206 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,764 with boo-boo, Rachel's ride, and.... 207 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,205 Boys, sorry I missed the game. 208 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,506 That's ok. 209 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,976 Did you cripple another quarterback? 210 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,778 Yeah. 2. 211 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:17,985 Bachelorette number 1. 212 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,386 Ice goddess! 213 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,620 I got 20 214 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,455 says he can't even get a date. 215 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,891 40 says he can. 216 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,026 Guys, a beautiful woman is one 217 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,728 of the loneliest creatures on the face of the earth. 218 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:31,064 All I need is an opening, a ticket of admission. 219 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,666 Bet. Bet. 220 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:36,003 Ned: No. No, Chloe. Horsey. Horsey. 221 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,606 Chloe, do you see 222 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,141 that pretty blonde lady right there? 223 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,644 I just bet she would love 224 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,047 to see this picture you drew. 225 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,955 That's pretty, honey. Is it for me? 226 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,423 Yes. 227 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,225 Aw! Come here. 228 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,861 Gee, i'm terribly sorry. 229 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,463 Oh, that's ok. She's a doll. 230 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,265 How old is she? 231 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,567 3. 232 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,069 Let me get her off your hands here. 233 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,570 Come on, Chloe. 234 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:11,772 Let's not bother these nice people. 235 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,807 Oh, she is no bother. I love kids. 236 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,508 Well, she's for rent. 237 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:16,844 She's got your eyes. 238 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,512 Don't let her father hear you say that. 239 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,748 She's not yours? 240 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,215 No. I wish she were. 241 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,785 Is there any reason why we can't have dinner Saturday night? 242 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,519 I don't even know your name. 243 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,822 Erin. Erin Cooper. 244 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,523 Taylor. Taylor worth. 245 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,760 Dinner will be fine. 246 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,361 Great. Andre's, 7:00? 247 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,763 Ok. 248 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,932 249 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,001 See you, guys. 250 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:48,008 You feel free to make the other two a challenge. 251 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,014 Well, so much for the bet. 252 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,019 253 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,957 Child: How come you can't get this point? 254 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,660 Maybe it's because you don't know how to play. 255 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:08,595 Well, I don't know why you don't like him. 256 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,464 Claire, he was fluff. 257 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,633 His idol was Geraldo Rivera. 258 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:14,567 Well, Veronica, what did you see in him 259 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,703 in the first place? 260 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:17,971 He was the first guy I dated in ages 261 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,807 who didn't own a VCR, shop Brooks brothers, 262 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:20,874 or drive a BMW. 263 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,810 You just described ned. 264 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,912 What's different? You and ned became yuppies? 265 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,880 Please don't tell ned that. 266 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:27,915 When I first met ned, he had hair down to here 267 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,450 and he was growing marijuana in the closet. 268 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,821 Ned? Yeah, my ned. 269 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,390 Whatever happened to Randy? 270 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,959 Ha ha! Gone! 271 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,393 He got way too serious too fast. 272 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,929 I tell you, 273 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:45,665 the harder they push, the bigger the flaws. 274 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,566 You and ned were lucky to get married so early. 275 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,902 I know I was lucky. 276 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,538 Although sometimes I wish I could just... 277 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,373 What? 278 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,876 279 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,913 Sometimes I wish I could just... 280 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,114 281 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,549 282 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,617 There I said it! 283 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,619 Well, who doesn't? 284 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,621 Who are these men? 285 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,691 Who are these men? 286 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,061 Who are these men? 287 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,865 Veronica? 288 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,101 289 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,412 You're out of your mind. 290 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,481 Number 2 is a friend of Claire's. 291 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,883 She's a musician. 292 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,584 You can't be serious. 293 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,086 This is exactly 294 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,720 the type of place she can't stand. 295 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,989 These are exactly 296 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,590 the kind of people she hates. 297 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,892 Hi. 298 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,994 And you're one of them. 299 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,762 No. You can count me out. 300 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:50,898 This bet's totally absurd. 301 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,900 You should have thought of that yesterday. 302 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,701 Afraid you'll lose? 303 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,103 Ned, have you considered 304 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,271 how this is going to affect other people's lives? 305 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,007 My life, for example. 306 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,108 It won't change that much. 307 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,912 You can come visit us at the cabin anytime. 308 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,980 $50 Nassau. 10 for birdies. 309 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,916 The sandies are greenies. 310 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,919 I feel lucky today. 311 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,193 So? 312 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,494 Sign. 313 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,030 Forget it. 314 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,234 Oh, so you're chickening out? 315 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,936 Don't push me. 316 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,537 You're reneging on our agreement. 317 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,040 Am I to understand 318 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,143 that your handshake means nothing? 319 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,948 It's time to teach this guy a lesson. 320 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,998 Don't you want to know who Eleanor is? 321 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,299 Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious 322 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,101 about number 3? 323 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,603 I am trying to play golf here. 324 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,338 She's right over there. 325 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,839 Eleanor larimore. 326 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,841 You're going to love her. 327 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,811 She's classy. She's beautiful. 328 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:12,812 She's an alien, right? 329 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,614 No. She's a human. 330 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,583 All 3 women are humans. 331 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,751 I have a heart. 332 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,720 She's married. 333 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:24,091 334 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,459 You're not playing fair today, ned. 335 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,827 It's a bad marriage. 336 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,196 It's a bad marriage. Trust me. 337 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,165 No. No, I don't. I never have. 338 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,002 That doesn't matter. I always win anyway. 339 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,736 You did read the fine print, didn't you? 340 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,039 Because I have to admit, 341 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,042 you're being a great sport about this. 342 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,411 How will I know that they accept your proposals? 343 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,214 Videotapes. 344 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,190 Weatherman: We have all this rain up in here. 345 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,792 Then we have this low-pressure-- 346 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,195 347 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,034 We have all this rain up in here. 348 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,835 Then we have this low-pressure front 349 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,038 sweeping down-- 350 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,256 We have all this rain up in here. 351 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,858 Then we have this low-pressure front 352 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,061 sweeping down-- 353 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,864 sweeping down from the north. 354 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,233 Sweeping down from-- 355 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:46,073 I'm a perfectionist. 356 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,078 Hey, I don't try to be this way, 357 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,214 and it's really rough on the women I know. 358 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,716 It's like there's this critic on my shoulder. 359 00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:00,087 Trouble-shooter, really. 360 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:01,888 Example-- 361 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:05,092 say she's a cat lover. 362 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,760 All I hear is him screaming, 363 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,530 "say goodbye to Navy blue." 364 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,365 Hey, don't get me wrong. 365 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,468 I don't want to grow old alone. 366 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,536 I love kids. 367 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:21,108 I certainly love women, but I'm no Casanova. 368 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,576 I'm just trying to find a woman 369 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,546 to get past the critic in me. 370 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,117 My housekeeper-- great cook. 371 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,457 Who knows? 372 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,660 Maybe one of ned's choices might be the perfect woman. 373 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:47,134 Wouldn't it be great if it was the blonde? 374 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,472 Good evening, sir. 375 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,207 Thanks. 376 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,610 Ok. Here we are. 377 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,712 Saturday evening, 7:00. 378 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,981 I've given Erin a lot of thought... 379 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,152 But mostly about strategy. 380 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,253 I can't touch her 381 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,255 because if I touch her, I'll jump her, 382 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,257 and if I jump her, I'll lose her. 383 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,592 Every man wants to jump her, so I've got to be different. 384 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,634 Erin. 385 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,570 Taylor. 386 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,240 This bet's going to kill me. 387 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,812 Let's get you back in your coat. 388 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,414 We're going on a picnic. 389 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,451 They flooded the zone. 390 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,621 Kosar threw underneath the coverage to newsome. 391 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,556 Sciarra totally wimped out! 392 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,525 Sciarra's my main man! 393 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,026 Sciarra tackles 394 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:47,894 like he's putting his grandma to bed. 395 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,429 Oh, no! 396 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,698 Look, you may be the eagles' receptionist-- 397 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,832 yay, team! 398 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,034 But that does not mean 399 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,337 you know a good tackle when you see one. 400 00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,740 I not only know one, I can do one. 401 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,443 Right! 402 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,744 Right. 403 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,679 Ok. 404 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,231 Come at me. Come at me. 405 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,535 No. I believe you. 406 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,239 No, you don't. Let me have it. 407 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,876 Come on. 408 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,145 Come on, come at me. 409 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:42,482 Erin, really, I don't want to hurt you. 410 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,483 Aah! 411 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,718 Aah! Ugh! 412 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,520 413 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,622 I think I'm in love. 414 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,258 See? 415 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,282 You call the plays. 416 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,624 Good-bye, Bryan. 417 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,758 See you next week. 418 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,327 419 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,629 Ned: See you tomorrow, Lewis. 420 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,832 How are you today, young fella? 421 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,402 Pow! 422 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,106 How's the bad seed? 423 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,609 We're making progress. 424 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,611 I still think you oughta send him through 425 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,446 a metal detector before you see him. 426 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,615 Mmm. Honey, can I ask you a question? 427 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,149 Of course. 428 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,084 Why are you fixing Veronica up with Taylor? 429 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,786 Who are you mad at? 430 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,788 I'm not mad at anyone. 431 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,390 Honey, Veronica is a talented, 432 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,592 highly respected concert pianist. 433 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,795 She's going to hate him. He's going to hate her. 434 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:03,930 She's not nearly vapid enough. 435 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,064 No, Claire. 436 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,533 As his best friend 437 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,535 and as an expert on the human mind, 438 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,403 I think it's in his best interests 439 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,438 to have an atypical congregation 440 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,139 with a member of the opposite sex. 441 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,874 You are pissed at him. 442 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,409 Yeah. 443 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,513 Anchorwoman: The Philadelphia SWAT team 444 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,482 was still surrounding a downtown jewelry store. 445 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,017 4 gunmen had taken hostages. 446 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,186 As far as we know, no one has been harmed, 447 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,656 and negotiations are in progress. 448 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,658 The police said... 449 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,192 Where's Taylor worth? 450 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,995 Over there. Has been for the past 2 years. 451 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,931 Novelist Ann Travers died today 452 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,500 in a freak skiing accident in Chile. 453 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,069 She had broken her leg on the slopes 454 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,904 and was being transported to safety 455 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,440 when the rescuers lost control of her stretcher. 456 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,543 Miss Travers plummeted 1,500 feet to her death. 457 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,813 She's best remembered for her 1979 novel 458 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,549 aren't I the lucky one? 459 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,586 And now, Taylor worth with the weekend weather. 460 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,391 Ann Travers... A woman whose luck ran out. 461 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,095 Let's see... How'd I do yesterday? 462 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:12,532 Did rain last night. Ha. Got that right. 463 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,101 It's still unseasonably cold here on the east coast, 464 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:17,003 but I've been saying that for days. 465 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,506 Uh-oh! Hurricane Brenda. 466 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,508 Yeah, right down there in Florida. 467 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:24,110 Came ashore--woosh! You want to talk rain! 468 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,245 They had to cancel the eagles-dolphins game. 469 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,114 And I said it was going to 470 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,982 stay out there in the ocean somewhere, 471 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,050 so the joke's on me. 472 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,586 Here in your tri-state area, 473 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,423 we have clear air quality tomorrow in the Delaware valley. 474 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,060 Well, Cory, what have you got on for the weekend? 475 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,430 I'm going to the country, Taylor. 476 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,064 There you have it. 477 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,699 Cory chu, outstanding in her field. 478 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,935 479 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,437 That's the news. 480 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,605 For Bob mayon and Taylor worth, 481 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,573 I'm Cory chu. 482 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:54,774 Good night. 483 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,909 And we're clear. 484 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,945 Everybody have a nice weekend. 485 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,848 You have a good weekend, Jerry. 486 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:04,316 Good night, cookie. 487 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,251 Great show, Taylor! 488 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,519 Thanks, Paul. 489 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,787 Have a good weekend, Irv. 490 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,891 Are you at least a meteorologist? 491 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,893 This must be... Veronica? 492 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,895 You just say the weather? 493 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,029 It's harder than you think. 494 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,931 It would have to be. 495 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,470 Look, Taylor. 496 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,971 I'm going to save us both some time, 497 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,473 and for you, a few bucks. 498 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:27,840 I'd like to give you a little test of mine 499 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,175 to see if we're psychologically compatible. 500 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,510 Shoot. 501 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,311 Imagine this. You walk into a room. 502 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:33,646 You see a hole in the floor. 503 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,482 You walk up to it and look in. 504 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,083 What do you see? 505 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,018 A meteorologist. 506 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,622 Reliable birth-control devices? 507 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:45,958 Perfect. Thank you very much. 508 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,660 Good luck and goodbye. 509 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,497 Imagine this. 510 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,100 You walk into a studio. You meet a guy. 511 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,503 You talk to him for a couple seconds. 512 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,605 What do you see? 513 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,507 A man who reads the weather 514 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,642 wearing a lot of makeup. 515 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,410 Yeah. Doesn't that pique your curiosity at all? 516 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,178 I mean, aren't you saying to yourself, 517 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,780 "I wonder if he wears more makeup 518 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,648 in the evenings"? 519 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:09,716 Let me take you to dinner, 520 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,552 you can find out for yourself. 521 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,522 I'll call you. I've got your number. 522 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:23,696 742 minus 619... 523 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,898 123. 524 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:29,068 487 minus 356... 525 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,102 131. 526 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,772 663 minus 421. 527 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,907 142. 528 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,009 Maybe on Mars. 529 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:40,112 530 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,247 Ha ha ha ha! 531 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:44,784 Ha ha ha ha ha! 532 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:23,756 Ha ha ha ha ha! 533 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,595 A woman with all this 534 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:29,962 should look happier than that. 535 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:33,165 Ha ha ha ha! 536 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,767 537 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,817 It really doesn't matter. 538 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,723 It really doesn't matter what shoe you choose. 539 00:25:56,823 --> 00:26:00,793 Any shoe would look good at the end of your leg. 540 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,930 Maybe I can help you make a decision. 541 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:06,232 Walk over there. 542 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,134 Let me take a look. 543 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:15,174 I really can't tell anything 544 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,109 unless you stand up. 545 00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:26,118 Nice. 546 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:34,827 How about something like... 547 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,128 This? 548 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,135 No. 549 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,203 Please. 550 00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:45,905 Allow me. 551 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:08,227 No... 552 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,251 How does that feel? 553 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,955 Fine. 554 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,893 Please. Come with me. 555 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,762 556 00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:45,965 How about... 557 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:47,734 This? 558 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:55,207 Try it on... For me. 559 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:02,214 Hmm. 560 00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:07,987 Eleanor: I can't come out. 561 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,391 It may take a while, 562 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:14,293 but Eleanor's going to blossom. 563 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,294 Whoa! 564 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,063 Whoa! 565 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:20,767 566 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,301 Recording: This is Taylor worth. Talk to me. 567 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,602 568 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:24,837 Woman: Hi, Taylor. It's leanne. 569 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:29,241 Hope you're having a good time with your foster child. 570 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:32,044 Give me a call when Kim su goes back to Korea. 571 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:33,012 You big softy. 572 00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:35,114 Kim su. 573 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,082 She sounded hot! 574 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,483 Oh, she is. 575 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:40,787 What am I supposed to do about it? 576 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,321 Between being the perfect gentleman 577 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:43,322 every night with Erin 578 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,557 d the perfect stud every day with Eleanor, 579 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:46,492 who has the time? 580 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:47,960 In or out? 581 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,629 Look, I'll be worried when I see 3 tapes 582 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,364 with 3 proposals and 3 yeses. 583 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,433 By then, it'll be too late. 584 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,868 You'll have lost Claire's Picasso. 585 00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,804 Your marriage will be destroyed. 586 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,439 Ned, look. I'm your best friend. 587 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:01,640 You just say the word, 588 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:05,144 we can call off this whole stupid bet. 589 00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:09,681 Raise ya 5. 590 00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:13,485 3 yeses, Taylor, and you only got 2 months left. 591 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,454 Veronica will call. So? 592 00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:18,190 I see you 5. I raise you 5. 593 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,725 594 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:22,294 Ned: Oh, shit, it's Claire! 595 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,362 I... will... 596 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,932 See you. 597 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,901 Recording: This is Taylor Worth. Talk to me. 598 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,702 Taylor, this is Veronica briskow. 599 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:33,672 Ned and Claire are coming to dinner tomorrow night. 600 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,209 Why don't you join us? My number is 555-3299. 601 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:39,145 Bye. Ned: Shit! 602 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:42,114 Oh, and, ned? Go home. 603 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:43,850 Double shit! 604 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:47,153 No, no, no, no, no. It's legato. Legato! 605 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:49,055 Don't you understand? 606 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,756 Legato. 607 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,491 Here. Listen to it again. 608 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,994 I've already listened to it 3 times. 609 00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:55,995 Hmm? No. 610 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,196 I don't know what legato is. 611 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,698 Sounds like a boat race. 612 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:03,069 Boat race. Ha ha ha. Taylor hates music. 613 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:06,505 Well, why don't you tell us what legato means? 614 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:09,808 615 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,779 Nice sweater, Taylor. 616 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,081 It's very Brooks brothers. 617 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:18,184 Oh. Are you still having trouble 618 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,418 with your BMW? 619 00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:22,154 620 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,490 I can name that segue in 5 words. 621 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,192 Name that segue. 622 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:31,463 Sweater. Cold. Alps. Germany. 623 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,265 BMW. BMW. 624 00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,373 So... what did your manager say 625 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:42,474 about the rehab center benefit? 626 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:45,978 He hates it when I play for free, but I'll do it. 627 00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:48,814 Oh, great. Thank you! 628 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:50,749 I mean, if I can't play for 15 minutes 629 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,451 to keep a bunch of drugged-out teenagers 630 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,585 from stealing my car, 631 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:54,786 what kind of citizen am I? 632 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:57,456 Yeah. A real philanthropist. 633 00:30:57,556 --> 00:31:00,159 No. I leave that to Claire. 634 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,260 Mmm. 635 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,130 My tombstone's going to read, "what's in it for me?" 636 00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:07,934 Nothing, if you marry Taylor. 637 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,174 Let's eat! 638 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,476 Taylor, you come join me in the kitchen. 639 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:20,947 Claire, check ned's pockets for hallucinogens. 640 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:27,219 If you can't speak English with the rest of us, 641 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,288 I'm going to have to send you home. 642 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:30,589 Mm-hmm. Come on. 643 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:31,623 I want to see Taylor's reaction 644 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,092 when he sees the painting. 645 00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:34,460 You mean, you didn't tell him about the painting? 646 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,561 No. 647 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:37,463 Ha ha ha. Let's go. 648 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:49,141 Why do you ask? 649 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,010 Just curious. 650 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,445 I can't stand that term "new age." 651 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:56,015 I was doing it long before it was ever called that. 652 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,449 I had a classical background-- 653 00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:59,251 oberlin, Juilliard, the whole competition circuit, 654 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:02,989 but it was basically too rigid for me. 655 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:05,324 I mean, I really hate that kind of stuff. 656 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:08,460 Remember the critic that sits on my shoulder? 657 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,362 Well, he just passed out. 658 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,464 I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do? 659 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,403 This must be another one of her psychological tests. 660 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,305 I tell you, if I hadn't signed that damn contract, 661 00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,307 I wouldn't put up with this crap for a minute. 662 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:24,010 I thought the hole in the floor was hard. 663 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,878 So the rest is history. 664 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,448 I'm having a little trouble concentrating 665 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:31,017 on what you're saying. 666 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,085 So could you just shut up? 667 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:36,222 668 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,129 669 00:32:45,031 --> 00:32:45,831 Taylor! 670 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:50,736 Ha ha ha ha! 671 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:52,504 Ha ha ha ha! 672 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,441 673 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:56,875 Thank you so much. 674 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,045 Oh, I'm glad you came. 675 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:00,846 How about a game of monopoly? 676 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,049 Ned, I'm a little beat. 677 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,117 Ned, turn around and walk out. 678 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:08,154 Come on, Taylor. 679 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:09,221 Let's let the girl get to bed. 680 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,256 Now! 681 00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:11,290 Bye, ned. 682 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,092 Bye. 683 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:15,761 Oh, you know what-- 684 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:17,396 685 00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:45,424 Come on, Taylor. Let the girl get to bed. 686 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,428 687 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,563 Um! 688 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:54,100 How about this? 689 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,135 Does that feel good? 690 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:58,704 It's fine. You're crushing my bone. 691 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,339 Sorry. That's ok. 692 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,641 Aah! 693 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,376 Oh! 694 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:11,117 I've had better times taking out splinters. 695 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:15,654 I wish it was yesterday. 696 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,790 Hey, it happens. 697 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,227 There wouldn't be great sex 698 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:23,362 if we didn't have awful sex. 699 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:25,431 Awful... 700 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,733 Mechanical... 701 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,701 Slightly painful... 702 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,971 Unsatisfying sex. 703 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,406 I'm going to hop in the shower! 704 00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:36,375 Could you let yourself out, please? 705 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,477 Sure. 706 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,346 707 00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,365 708 00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:03,669 709 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:23,889 I love my lingerie. 710 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:26,091 Uh, Eleanor... 711 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:29,428 What do you say, next time we just talk? 712 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,462 Why? 713 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:32,698 I don't know. 714 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,333 Romance? 715 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:38,204 I get to know you, you get to know me. 716 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:41,640 I think we're getting to know each other just fine. 717 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,209 Ahem. 718 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:45,110 Oh! Would you give me 719 00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:48,247 a special signal on the show tonight? 720 00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:52,618 When you rub your nose, 721 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:55,221 it means you wish... 722 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,424 723 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,842 Thank god it was just my nose. 724 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:19,110 725 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:22,314 Dinner at Erin's will be a welcome change. 726 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:25,251 You know, I thought I'd find you here. 727 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:27,619 I'm only going to say this once. 728 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,087 Erin is a flower, 729 00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:30,789 a rare and beautiful flower. 730 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,425 And I don't know what she sees in a guy like you. 731 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,794 But if you mess with her or lay a hand on her, 732 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,863 I'll rip your head off. 733 00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,098 Seems reasonable. 734 00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:42,000 Terry! So glad you dropped by. 735 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:43,735 Can you stay for coffee? 736 00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:46,838 Put Taylor down. He doesn't know you're kidding. 737 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:49,908 Ha ha ha ha! 738 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,443 Oh, I get it now! 739 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,144 Uhh! 740 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:55,781 I'll be in the living room. 741 00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,651 Did you like him? 742 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,953 Isn't he great? 743 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,855 Yeah. He seems very nice. 744 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,857 Oh, he is. 745 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,859 He's smart and sophisticated 746 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:08,894 and really considerate. 747 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:11,129 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 748 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:13,131 He won't even start the car 749 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:14,566 unless we put on our seat belts! 750 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,134 What a guy. 751 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:18,036 I've never gone out with someone for a month 752 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:19,305 who didn't make a pass. 753 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,673 I never made a pass. 754 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,609 You're my friend, silly. 755 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,511 It doesn't count. 756 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,680 See you, Terry! 757 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,449 758 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:32,784 ♪ We've only just begun ♪ 759 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,792 760 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:47,966 ♪ we've only just begun ♪ ♪ to live... ♪ 761 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,968 pookie really seems to like you. 762 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,870 Pookie's a hell of a cat. 763 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,605 I know. 764 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:54,940 Will there be 765 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,608 any other eagles dropping by tonight? 766 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,076 I hope not. 767 00:37:58,344 --> 00:38:02,781 ♪ And we're on our way ♪ 768 00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:05,451 ♪ we've only begun ♪ 769 00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:14,192 ♪ before the rising sun, we fly ♪ 770 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:19,465 ♪ so many roads to choose ♪ 771 00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:25,070 ♪ we start out walking ♪ ♪ and learn to run ♪ 772 00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:26,805 ♪ and yes, we've just begun... ♪ 773 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:27,906 Taylor? 774 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,975 Hmm? 775 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,777 Would you do something for me? 776 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,146 Anything. 777 00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:36,682 On your show, 778 00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:39,685 could you give me some sort of signal 779 00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:43,188 to let me know that I'm your special girl? 780 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:44,890 Sure. Sure. 781 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:48,627 How about if I rub my-- 782 00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:52,798 how about if I scratch my chin? 783 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,833 ♪ ...Day to day ♪ 784 00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:57,669 ♪ together... ♪ 785 00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:00,639 the kid deserves her own signal. 786 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:09,681 Call me sentimental, 787 00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:12,684 but I like the one in her dining room better. 788 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:17,489 Can you believe this? She won't go out with me. 789 00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,592 I'm just here to pick up my watch. 790 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:24,195 Taylor Worth. What's happening, honey? 791 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:25,831 Oh, not much. 792 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:28,133 She left this, too. 793 00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,601 Thank you. 794 00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,540 It's good. 795 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,708 Ambivalence I can work with. 796 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,444 Hate takes longer. 797 00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:40,606 What are you doing here? 798 00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:41,840 Shh! 799 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,149 Guess who's the head fund raiser 800 00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:53,752 for the rehab center. 801 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,521 Hmm. 802 00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,457 Come here. Come here. 803 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:13,539 See ya. 804 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:33,058 Hi. 805 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,760 God, Eleanor, please. Not here. 806 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,427 Oh, yes, here. In the lobby. 807 00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:38,564 In the middle of the street. 808 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:39,998 In the cereal aisle at the aandp. 809 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,567 Tell me you're dying for it. 810 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:42,433 Tell me i'm dying for it. 811 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,169 Tell me I'm the best. 812 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:45,571 You're the best. 813 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:46,772 Tell me I'm better than the best. 814 00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:48,907 You're better than the best--ohh! 815 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,919 816 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,632 Bravo! 817 00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:19,671 818 00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:20,872 Bravo! 819 00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:24,676 I haven't had much chance 820 00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:26,244 to get to know your wife, 821 00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:27,746 but she seems like a real gem. 822 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:28,747 Yes. 823 00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:30,248 I don't know if I mentioned it, 824 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:31,282 but i'm a psychiatrist. 825 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,885 Sometimes I can tell a great marriage 826 00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:35,220 when I see one. 827 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,454 It seems to me 828 00:42:36,622 --> 00:42:38,289 that you guys have a really strong, 829 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,726 close, good one, am I right? 830 00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:44,863 Taylor! Taylor! Where are you running to? 831 00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:46,064 Taylor? 832 00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:48,934 Taylor Worth? 833 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:51,236 The weatherman? 834 00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:53,438 That's right. 835 00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:55,641 I love your reports! 836 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:57,242 You give the most thoroughly detailed 837 00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:58,209 weather reports! 838 00:42:58,309 --> 00:42:59,745 I know. 839 00:42:59,845 --> 00:43:01,913 Weather's a hobby of mine. 840 00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:04,249 Oh. 841 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:05,550 How about that storm last march? Aiyee! 842 00:43:05,651 --> 00:43:07,452 Was that a shock or what? 843 00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:08,419 Your fly is open. 844 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:09,888 Quite a shock. 845 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:12,257 And that flash flood in Nebraska last may? 846 00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:13,524 Whoosh! 847 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,260 How can she stand him? 848 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,461 Your fly is open. 849 00:43:16,662 --> 00:43:18,063 Oh, honey! Honey, look. 850 00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:21,199 Taylor Worth. 851 00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:22,233 Oh. 852 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,435 How do you do? 853 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:26,672 Your fly is open! 854 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,674 Well, it doesn't make me deaf! 855 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:31,242 Uh, excuse me. Got to run. 856 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,679 11:00 news. 857 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:36,682 You played beautifully. Thank you. 858 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:44,022 Do you know what time it is? 859 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:47,092 I know you just played for 2 hours, but may I come in? 860 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:54,866 Just so you know why I'm mad, 861 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,302 I hate it when my friends run out of my concerts 862 00:43:57,402 --> 00:43:59,504 without telling me how wonderful I am, 863 00:43:59,705 --> 00:44:00,839 and I really hate it 864 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,908 when guys come by here unannounced 865 00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:05,711 thinking it means that I have to let them in. 866 00:44:05,744 --> 00:44:08,714 How many you let in there so far? 867 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:14,585 Imagine what she's going to do to me 868 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,723 when I call off our wedding. 869 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,859 Look, you got to admit 870 00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:23,194 you sent me some pretty mixed signals. 871 00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:24,095 I mean, "here's your watch 872 00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:25,596 ecause I never want to see you again, 873 00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:27,032 "but here's a ticket because 874 00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:28,967 I want you to see what you're missing." 875 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,937 Well, I saw, ok? And you're magnificent. 876 00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:35,273 I can't wait to hear you again. 877 00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:40,278 878 00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:48,754 Call me. 879 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,969 880 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,985 881 00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,989 882 00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:26,992 883 00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:29,094 Hello? 884 00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:30,328 Veronica Briskow? 885 00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:31,429 Yes. 886 00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:35,133 Hi. It's Taylor Worth. 887 00:45:45,811 --> 00:45:48,646 I know this seems silly, but I can't help it. 888 00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:49,514 It's such a pretty movie. 889 00:45:49,815 --> 00:45:51,817 Enjoy the show! 890 00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:53,251 I haven't seen it since I was a little girl. 891 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,821 Really? I've never seen it. 892 00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:57,856 You haven't? No. 2 please. 893 00:45:57,956 --> 00:46:00,826 Wait till you see dopey. He's the most adorable thing. 894 00:46:00,859 --> 00:46:02,260 Hey, that's why I'm here. Thanks. 895 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,461 Actually, I had a different 896 00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:04,830 sort of day planned, 897 00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:05,931 one that ends in a proposal. 898 00:46:06,031 --> 00:46:06,832 Hello. 899 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:07,866 Maybe if I toss in 900 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:09,300 a honeymoon at Disneyland. 901 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:18,176 902 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,090 Come on! 903 00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:40,598 It's so very beautiful. 904 00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:42,267 They're so much in love. 905 00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:44,335 906 00:46:47,438 --> 00:46:49,474 What are you doing? 907 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:52,077 Filming our own happy ending. 908 00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:53,278 Can you move a little to the left? 909 00:46:53,378 --> 00:46:55,680 Whoa! Whoa. Right there. 910 00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:57,883 That's perfect. 911 00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:03,989 Erin. 912 00:47:04,089 --> 00:47:05,356 Taylor. 913 00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,425 Erin, I think you already know 914 00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:08,493 what I'm going to ask you. 915 00:47:08,593 --> 00:47:10,161 And this may seem inappropriate 916 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:14,032 because I haven't known you very long, 917 00:47:14,132 --> 00:47:15,266 but, Erin... 918 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:16,667 Taylor. 919 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,904 Dear Erin... 920 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,505 Will you marry me? 921 00:47:20,605 --> 00:47:21,907 Oh. 922 00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:24,242 Ohh! 923 00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,680 I take it that's a yes? 924 00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:31,449 925 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:32,918 Can I hear the word, please? 926 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:35,220 Can I hear that precious word? 927 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,687 Oh, yes. 928 00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:38,289 Oh, yes, Taylor. 929 00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:41,292 I will marry you. 930 00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:45,096 Take me, Taylor. 931 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:49,467 Oh, wild horses couldn't stop me. 932 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,937 Mmm. Mmm. 933 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:57,642 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm! 934 00:47:57,943 --> 00:47:59,344 Ow! What? 935 00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:04,049 Oh. Sorry. 936 00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:07,953 Ned. Ned. 937 00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:11,056 Not only am I 1/3 of the way to teaching you a lesson, 938 00:48:11,156 --> 00:48:14,159 but tonight, I will be lying with the gods. 939 00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:26,571 Erin, I want you to know, 940 00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:30,008 there is no one I would rather be with 941 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:33,078 and nothing I would rather be doing. 942 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:35,413 Mmm! Mmm! 943 00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:36,982 Oh! 944 00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:38,083 I'm so glad I waited. 945 00:48:38,183 --> 00:48:38,984 Oh, yeah. 946 00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:42,520 I'm glad we waited, too. 947 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:45,056 No. I'm so glad I waited. 948 00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:48,159 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad that we waited, too. 949 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,394 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 950 00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:50,996 No, Taylor. 951 00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:53,164 I'm so glad I waited. 952 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,200 What? 953 00:48:56,534 --> 00:49:00,005 Erin, I know this is our first time, darling, 954 00:49:00,071 --> 00:49:02,007 but you're not saying, are you... 955 00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:05,010 That this is your first time? 956 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:05,443 Yes. 957 00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:06,477 Ohh. 958 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:09,447 Mmm. 959 00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:11,549 Taylor, don't be upset. 960 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:14,452 I know it's not your first time. 961 00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:16,321 It's different for men. 962 00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:18,389 Oh, Erin, Erin, Erin. You are very special. 963 00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:20,025 You are. You are. 964 00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:22,527 And--and--and you've waited such a long time. 965 00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,462 I want this to be right for you. 966 00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:27,632 Let's wait. Ok? 967 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:31,402 Let's wait till after the wedding. 968 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:33,638 Are you sure? 969 00:49:33,738 --> 00:49:35,506 Right now, more than anything, 970 00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:37,308 I want you inside me, 971 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:40,445 to finally know what it feels like. 972 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,482 Oh, god. 973 00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:46,417 I'm sure. 974 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:53,391 You are so good at looking at the big picture. 975 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:56,761 Oh, yeah. I'm looking at the big picture. 976 00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:59,064 Mmm! 977 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:01,832 What? 978 00:50:02,067 --> 00:50:03,801 I'm not a monster. 979 00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:05,070 980 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:07,105 Can I hear the word, please? 981 00:50:07,205 --> 00:50:09,507 Can I hear that precious word? 982 00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:11,509 Oh! Oh! Oh, yes, Taylor. 983 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:17,548 I will marry you. 984 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,422 Take me, Taylor. 985 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:25,556 Oh, yeah. 986 00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:27,425 Wild horses couldn't stop me. 987 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,560 Mmm. Mmm. 988 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,432 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 989 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,134 Ow! What? 990 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,570 Oh, sorry. 991 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,707 Ned, ned. 992 00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:44,008 Not only am I 1/3 of the way 993 00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:46,544 to teaching you a lesson 994 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:47,845 and winning this bet, 995 00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:49,147 but tonight, 996 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:52,183 I will be lying with the gods. 997 00:50:57,522 --> 00:51:00,491 [TV static] 998 00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:01,326 I'll buy. It's my idea. 999 00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,394 Forget it. I've been trying to 1000 00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:05,696 take you out for a month. 2, please. 1001 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:07,265 Thanks. 1002 00:51:09,134 --> 00:51:11,202 Guess it's the hot ticket in town. 1003 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:22,913 Hey! 1004 00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:24,315 Shh! Quiet! 1005 00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:27,185 Shh! Shh! 1006 00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:29,220 Mmm! 1007 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,689 This is better than primal therapy. 1008 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,158 It's more cathartic. 1009 00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,226 Care for a drink? 1010 00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:39,029 We have Mai Tai or Tequila sunrise. 1011 00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:40,498 ♪ La da da da ♪ 1012 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:41,532 whoa, whoa, ho! 1013 00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:43,501 No, no. What did you really think of the movie? 1014 00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:45,470 I thought it was great. I'd love to lie there 1015 00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:47,572 till the right woman came along. 1016 00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,640 You don't get it, do you? 1017 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:50,641 She leaves everything behind-- 1018 00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:53,211 her home, her little friends, and for what? 1019 00:51:53,311 --> 00:51:54,245 For some handsome prince! 1020 00:51:54,345 --> 00:51:56,547 The whole ending implies 1021 00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:59,184 that a woman needs a man to bring her to life! 1022 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:01,552 Veronica, it is not real life! 1023 00:52:01,652 --> 00:52:02,787 It's a fairy tale! 1024 00:52:02,887 --> 00:52:04,422 Come on! 1025 00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:06,724 I mean, did you ever read the frog prince? 1026 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,193 In that one, he stayed a frog 1027 00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:09,227 until she kissed him 1028 00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:11,496 and brought him back to life. 1029 00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:13,698 Yeah, well, I've kissed a lot of frogs, 1030 00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:14,565 and I haven't met a prince yet. 1031 00:52:14,665 --> 00:52:17,268 U've been kissing the wrong frogs. 1032 00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:22,207 It's hard to find the right person. 1033 00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:24,242 It's a search, a process. 1034 00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:26,844 I don't think it's supposed to be easy. 1035 00:52:26,944 --> 00:52:28,713 Well, maybe I misjudged you, Taylor. 1036 00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:30,047 Up until now, 1037 00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:31,816 I thought of you as just a pleasant diversion, 1038 00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:33,751 but maybe there's a well of compassion 1039 00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:35,653 and sensitivity in you. 1040 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:36,754 Really? 1041 00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:39,056 Not a deep well. 1042 00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:40,925 More like a bucket or a toy pail. 1043 00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:43,628 You can stop before you get to Dixie cup. 1044 00:52:43,728 --> 00:52:48,366 You know, some say you have to kiss a frog twice. 1045 00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:57,742 Oh, why did you ever come into my life? 1046 00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,076 To make you happy. 1047 00:52:59,244 --> 00:53:01,111 To hold you in my arms forever. 1048 00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:02,813 I'll never be able to look my father in the face. 1049 00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:04,249 Look, let's get away-- 1050 00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:05,783 let's get married immediately, right away, tonight. 1051 00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:06,984 You mean elope? 1052 00:53:07,252 --> 00:53:08,253 That's what I mean. 1053 00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:10,255 But where would we go? 1054 00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:18,596 1055 00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:31,576 Guess what? 1056 00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:33,143 This Veronica? 1057 00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:35,280 She's real easy to be with, 1058 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:37,315 once she stops busting your balls. 1059 00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:40,651 ♪ Da da da da ♪ 1060 00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:44,755 after she agrees to marry me, 1061 00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:46,591 I'm going to keep dating her. 1062 00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:50,295 ...can't talk to one another. 1063 00:53:50,395 --> 00:53:51,896 And whenever a young man-- 1064 00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:53,731 and there have been very nice ones-- 1065 00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:55,300 hey! Hey! 1066 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,735 I thought we made a deal. 1067 00:53:57,835 --> 00:53:59,770 Whoever makes breakfast gets to pick the station. 1068 00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:00,938 It's halftime, 1069 00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:03,341 and I don't care what deal we struck. 1070 00:54:03,441 --> 00:54:05,543 I'm not watching the eaglettes 1071 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,345 do their born in the U.S.A. routine. 1072 00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:09,480 Oh, come on. That's their best one. 1073 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,681 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 1074 00:54:10,781 --> 00:54:12,950 Ahh. 1075 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,785 Announcer: I, myself, have played here. 1076 00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:18,323 Ah. I admire those women. 1077 00:54:18,389 --> 00:54:20,758 That's because their job is more difficult than yours. 1078 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:22,927 What in the world is going on down there? 1079 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:24,929 Looks like the eagles cheerleaders 1080 00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:27,365 are unrolling a banner or something. 1081 00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:31,336 "Congratulations Erin and tay--" 1082 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:33,771 1083 00:54:33,871 --> 00:54:36,240 Mmm! 1084 00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:37,775 Hello, miss Briskow? 1085 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:38,643 This is Eleanor larimore 1086 00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:41,346 confirming the luncheon tomorrow. 1087 00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:42,747 Please give me a call. Thank you. 1088 00:54:42,847 --> 00:54:45,450 Oh, no. 1089 00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:47,352 Oh, yes. 1090 00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:53,358 Mmm. 1091 00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:59,364 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 1092 00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:09,707 Bye, love buckets. 1093 00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:12,109 Piece of cake. 1094 00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:13,744 Veronica. 1095 00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:14,912 Hmm? 1096 00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,947 How about if tonight I give you 1097 00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:20,385 a special signal on the show, 1098 00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:23,854 you know, one that says I'm thinking about you? 1099 00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:25,390 Oh, that's sweet, 1100 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:28,393 but I watch channel 8. 1101 00:55:32,463 --> 00:55:34,732 That doesn't bother me. 1102 00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:37,702 Here in the tri-state area, 1103 00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:39,470 we have high winds coming down from New York, 1104 00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:41,406 but we'll have clear air quality tomorrow 1105 00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:42,973 in all the Delaware valley. 1106 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:44,409 That's all for the weather. 1107 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:47,745 Now back to my favorite newscaster, 1108 00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,279 Cory chu, 1109 00:55:49,414 --> 00:55:51,449 right after this commercial break. 1110 00:55:51,549 --> 00:55:55,753 And in local news, Philadelphia city council... 1111 00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:05,763 1112 00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,566 1113 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:10,067 Hello? 1114 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,970 Hey, buddy. Did you see the game? 1115 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:14,972 Ned, I don't have time to talk now. 1116 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,774 Things are getting a little close. 1117 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:19,844 I am 15 minutes late for a date with somebody, 1118 00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:20,845 and I don't even know who. 1119 00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:23,448 W that banner on TV. Who knows who else did. 1120 00:56:23,481 --> 00:56:25,983 Hey, you know, Veronica and Eleanor 1121 00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,818 are having lunch together. 1122 00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:31,255 I think this whole thing is gonna blow up in your face. 1123 00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:32,222 Ned, one more thing. 1124 00:56:32,457 --> 00:56:33,791 Yeah, what? 1125 00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:38,062 This is getting ridiculous. 1126 00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:40,230 I've got to break up with Erin. 1127 00:56:40,465 --> 00:56:43,468 1128 00:56:43,534 --> 00:56:45,870 Have you picked the ushers yet? 1129 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:47,237 Ushers? 1130 00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:48,506 No. I haven't. 1131 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:52,477 Uh, see, Erin. We have to talk. 1132 00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:54,344 At Teddy's tux, if you have 6 or more ushers, 1133 00:56:54,479 --> 00:56:56,246 the groom gets his tux for free. 1134 00:56:56,481 --> 00:56:58,082 I have a tux. 1135 00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,116 See, I didn't know that. 1136 00:56:59,216 --> 00:57:01,085 Erin, you're a wonderful girl, 1137 00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:04,489 and I care about you very much. 1138 00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:06,491 From a selfish point of view, 1139 00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:07,492 I can't think of anything 1140 00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:09,226 I would rather have than you being my wife 1141 00:57:09,494 --> 00:57:11,929 for the next 50 or 60-- 1142 00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:12,897 what are these? 1143 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:14,899 Swatches. 1144 00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:16,501 Swatches? For what? 1145 00:57:16,567 --> 00:57:18,503 For my dress and the bridesmaids dresses. 1146 00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:21,305 What do you mean by a selfish point of view? 1147 00:57:21,506 --> 00:57:23,608 I can't marry you. 1148 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:25,510 What? 1149 00:57:25,576 --> 00:57:27,077 Look, I don't know what I was thinking-- 1150 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,346 I guess that we'd get married 1151 00:57:29,547 --> 00:57:30,848 and that we'd be together 1152 00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:32,850 and we'd decide to try to have a family. 1153 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,520 And then we'd try for a year or 2... 1154 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:37,522 And then we'd both be tested 1155 00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:39,524 and you would realize that i'm-- 1156 00:57:39,557 --> 00:57:40,891 you're saying you're sterile. 1157 00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:42,527 Yes. 1158 00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:45,530 Oh, I knew you'd understand. 1159 00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:47,297 Erin, you deserve better than me. 1160 00:57:47,532 --> 00:57:48,899 Wait a minute. 1161 00:57:48,999 --> 00:57:51,435 You're saying that we'll never have to worry 1162 00:57:51,536 --> 00:57:53,538 about birth control and if we want a baby, 1163 00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:56,406 all I'll have to do is be artificially inseminated. 1164 00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,576 I am sorry they won't be yours, though. 1165 00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:01,679 It's not just that I'm sterile. 1166 00:58:04,048 --> 00:58:06,283 See, I can't have... 1167 00:58:06,551 --> 00:58:08,553 An orgasm. 1168 00:58:08,619 --> 00:58:09,920 You mean you can just stay hard forever? 1169 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:12,322 No, goddamn it! 1170 00:58:12,557 --> 00:58:14,825 I mean I'm impotent! 1171 00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:17,728 1172 00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:20,464 Oh. 1173 00:58:20,565 --> 00:58:22,466 I understand. You shouldn't be doomed 1174 00:58:22,567 --> 00:58:24,101 to a life without sex. 1175 00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:25,603 Now, don't rush me. 1176 00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:28,205 It's just a lot to think about. 1177 00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:29,874 Could you give me a couple of days? 1178 00:58:29,974 --> 00:58:31,408 Oh, of course. 1179 00:58:31,576 --> 00:58:32,610 Now, in the meantime, 1180 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:34,111 which of these do you like best 1181 00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:36,647 for my maid of honor? 1182 00:58:41,085 --> 00:58:42,086 2, please. 1183 00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:43,721 Thanks. 1184 00:58:45,590 --> 00:58:47,692 I had to bring her. 1185 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:48,959 Hey. 1186 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:10,014 Do you know about our discount passbooks? 1187 00:59:16,621 --> 00:59:19,690 1188 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:30,968 Come here! 1189 00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:33,938 You want it, huh? 1190 00:59:34,038 --> 00:59:36,006 1191 00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:38,976 Come on. 1192 00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:42,747 You be my little girl? 1193 00:59:42,847 --> 00:59:44,514 Oh! Yes. 1194 00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:48,452 Ooh! I'll be your little girl. 1195 00:59:48,653 --> 00:59:50,054 Will you be my mommy? 1196 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:52,189 Oh, yes! 1197 00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:56,927 Oh, oh, I'll be your mommy. 1198 00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:58,195 Ahhh! 1199 00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:00,064 Will you be my bride? 1200 01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:02,266 Oh! Yes! 1201 01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:04,268 No, no. 1202 01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:06,771 Yes! Yes, I'll be your bride! 1203 01:00:06,871 --> 01:00:07,972 Yes! 1204 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:42,439 Hi, honey. 1205 01:00:42,673 --> 01:00:44,141 Hi, sweetie. 1206 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:58,856 Oh... oh, you know your Picasso? 1207 01:00:58,956 --> 01:01:00,691 Mm-hmm. 1208 01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:04,594 Is that one of those priceless sort of things, 1209 01:01:04,729 --> 01:01:09,199 or merely worth more than any man could earn 1210 01:01:09,299 --> 01:01:11,902 in his entire life? 1211 01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:26,183 ♪ All of my days ♪ 1212 01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:31,822 ♪ Gonna give you my love ♪ 1213 01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:36,761 ♪ All of my heart ♪ ♪ and my soul ♪ 1214 01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:41,832 ♪ For the rest of my life ♪ 1215 01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:46,904 ♪ And all of our dreams ♪ 1216 01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:50,240 You ever heard of the sooners? 1217 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:52,910 - Football team? - Proper noun. 1218 01:01:53,010 --> 01:01:55,880 Yeah, but it's also a word that can mean, uh... 1219 01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:57,281 Pioneers. 1220 01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:59,216 Fine. Put it down. 1221 01:01:59,316 --> 01:02:00,217 Great. 1222 01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:04,054 S-o-o- 1223 01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:08,258 n-e-r. 1224 01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:10,795 That's your word? 1225 01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:13,130 Singular sooner? 1226 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,899 Yeah. 1227 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:17,167 1228 01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:19,069 What? 1229 01:02:19,169 --> 01:02:22,339 There was only one sooner in the covered wagon. 1230 01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:24,341 Great word, Taylor. 1231 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:26,243 I just wish you could have 1232 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:27,978 thought of it sooner. 1233 01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:32,983 ♪ All of my days ♪ 1234 01:02:34,819 --> 01:02:37,822 ♪ Gonna give you my love ♪ 1235 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:43,894 ♪ All of my heart ♪ ♪ and my soul ♪ 1236 01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:47,998 ♪ For the rest of my life ♪ 1237 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,469 You moved it. 1238 01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:55,305 Yeah. Now we can see the sun come up behind the trees. 1239 01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:00,310 You moved my bed without asking. 1240 01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:01,912 I didn't bolt it down. 1241 01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:04,514 No? Why do women always have to do that? 1242 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:07,918 Usually it's just a fern or something. 1243 01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:09,854 Well, I'm not trying to insinuate myself 1244 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,588 into your perfectly constructed life. 1245 01:03:11,856 --> 01:03:12,857 No? Then what was that? 1246 01:03:12,923 --> 01:03:14,925 I just happen to love waking up in your arms. 1247 01:03:15,025 --> 01:03:16,861 I happen to think it would be beautiful 1248 01:03:16,927 --> 01:03:18,863 watching the damn sun rise at the same time! 1249 01:03:18,963 --> 01:03:19,997 Ow! 1250 01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:24,869 Afraid of a little change-- 1251 01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,237 you are the most stubborn person I have ever met! 1252 01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:28,338 I... like it... 1253 01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:32,576 Here! I should have said so... 1254 01:03:32,877 --> 01:03:34,344 Sooner. 1255 01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:36,380 ♪ Hey ♪ 1256 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,984 ♪ All of my days ♪ 1257 01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:44,221 ♪ Gonna make them ♪ ♪ come to me ♪ 1258 01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:48,058 He's impotent. 1259 01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:49,226 Oh. 1260 01:03:50,394 --> 01:03:51,896 I'm so sorry. 1261 01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,899 What should I do? 1262 01:03:57,534 --> 01:03:59,769 I can't make up your mind for ya. 1263 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:02,072 I was hoping you could. 1264 01:04:07,011 --> 01:04:08,812 How? 1265 01:04:08,913 --> 01:04:12,249 I'd like to know what I've been missing. 1266 01:04:19,056 --> 01:04:23,027 Wait a minute. Do I only get one shot at this? 1267 01:04:23,127 --> 01:04:24,294 Depends. 1268 01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:26,396 Yeah! 1269 01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:31,268 1270 01:04:36,941 --> 01:04:39,309 Marathon! 1271 01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:40,945 That's very good. 1272 01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:43,680 And the mouse Olympics continue. 1273 01:04:43,948 --> 01:04:46,450 1274 01:04:49,954 --> 01:04:51,355 Figure skating! 1275 01:04:51,455 --> 01:04:52,656 That's close. 1276 01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:54,391 1277 01:04:55,659 --> 01:04:57,061 Pair figure skating. 1278 01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:59,229 Very good! And that's all. 1279 01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:00,064 Oh, no, no. 1280 01:05:00,164 --> 01:05:02,099 Do one more, please. Please, please. 1281 01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:05,702 Ok. Ok. But this is not a sport. 1282 01:05:05,970 --> 01:05:08,638 This is an entirely 1283 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:10,674 different event altogether. 1284 01:05:10,975 --> 01:05:13,077 AAA aaaa! 1285 01:05:14,979 --> 01:05:16,046 1286 01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:17,247 Aah! 1287 01:05:18,983 --> 01:05:20,484 Do it! Yes! 1288 01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:24,054 1289 01:05:25,389 --> 01:05:28,725 Ha ha ha! 1290 01:05:28,993 --> 01:05:30,827 Oh, I'm so happy. 1291 01:05:30,995 --> 01:05:33,297 Ha ha ha! What is it? 1292 01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:35,365 Oh, thank you. 1293 01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,234 I haven't a clue. 1294 01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:40,104 Miss mouse America. 1295 01:05:40,204 --> 01:05:43,407 Ha ha ha! Get out of here. 1296 01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:09,099 I feel great. 1297 01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:15,372 After today, I will be through with this bet. 1298 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:18,442 I'll have the cabin, I'll have the Picasso, 1299 01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:20,477 but best of all, 1300 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:23,213 I will have the girl. 1301 01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:28,118 I'm going to have to write ned a thank-you note. 1302 01:06:29,253 --> 01:06:33,223 I'm not going to call off the engagement with Veronica. 1303 01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:37,527 I'm not going to rush it either. 1304 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:41,431 A couple years down the line 1305 01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:45,469 when a little Taylor sounds like a good idea, 1306 01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,537 we'll tie the knot. 1307 01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,552 I really love this girl. 1308 01:07:06,156 --> 01:07:08,492 Ha ha ha! Stop that. 1309 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,467 Ah. 1310 01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:19,236 Let's sit here. 1311 01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:23,473 Yeah. 1312 01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:25,209 Ah. 1313 01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:40,124 Why do I have a feeling 1314 01:07:40,157 --> 01:07:41,125 it's time for a serious talk? 1315 01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:44,194 You know me pretty well. 1316 01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:48,198 See, it's just that, um... 1317 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,502 Aah. 1318 01:07:52,602 --> 01:07:53,703 Taylor, you're nervous. 1319 01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:55,439 No, I'm not. 1320 01:07:55,539 --> 01:07:57,274 Yes, you are. 1321 01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:07,184 You're my favorite person. 1322 01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:10,587 Oh, boy. 1323 01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:11,755 Oh, god. 1324 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:13,590 Oh. 1325 01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:16,160 You know, all my life 1326 01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:17,461 I was convinced 1327 01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:19,463 I was responsible for my own happiness. 1328 01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:22,532 I could never depend on anyone else to give it to me. 1329 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:24,534 But I was wrong. 1330 01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:26,503 You've given it to me. 1331 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,242 Come on. Sit down. 1332 01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:39,649 Veronica, marry me. 1333 01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:41,585 Marry you? Ha ha ha! 1334 01:08:41,685 --> 01:08:43,253 I can't marry you. 1335 01:08:43,353 --> 01:08:45,389 I thought you wanted to move in together. 1336 01:08:45,489 --> 01:08:47,191 I do! And have kids and grow old. 1337 01:08:47,257 --> 01:08:49,193 Yeah, well, I'd want to try it out first. 1338 01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:52,296 Live together for a few months, see how we get along. 1339 01:08:52,396 --> 01:08:57,100 How we get along? How we get along? 1340 01:08:57,201 --> 01:08:58,535 You do the mouse Olympics with everyone? 1341 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:01,771 I think there's more to marriage than mouse Olympics. 1342 01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:03,072 Yeah, so do I. 1343 01:09:03,273 --> 01:09:04,641 There's a lot more. 1344 01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:06,543 There's caring. 1345 01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:10,647 Veronica, I care about you very much. 1346 01:09:10,747 --> 01:09:12,549 You make me laugh at myself. 1347 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:16,820 You know what you have? 1348 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,456 You have my heart. 1349 01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:21,658 And you know what? 1350 01:09:21,758 --> 01:09:24,528 I don't want you to let go. 1351 01:09:24,628 --> 01:09:26,062 I want to have terrible fights with you 1352 01:09:26,230 --> 01:09:29,233 and know that you're not going anywhere. 1353 01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:35,505 Know that I'm not going anywhere. 1354 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:37,040 I want to pick things out with you 1355 01:09:37,274 --> 01:09:38,508 and buy them! 1356 01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:39,909 I want a... 1357 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,745 You know what, I want a... 1358 01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:43,580 Aah! I want a commitment! 1359 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,349 Aah! 1360 01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:50,254 Make one with me. 1361 01:09:52,456 --> 01:09:56,493 Oh, my god. I've been swept off my feet. 1362 01:09:57,627 --> 01:09:59,496 Is that a yes? 1363 01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:00,497 Yes. 1364 01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:02,266 Yes! 1365 01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:09,639 I want to marry you now... 1366 01:10:09,739 --> 01:10:11,207 Today. 1367 01:10:12,376 --> 01:10:15,245 Well, how about sometime this month? 1368 01:10:35,899 --> 01:10:37,534 I got to tell her about the bet. 1369 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,504 Pretty ironic, huh? 1370 01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,639 Same thing that got me into this 1371 01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:45,575 could take it all away. 1372 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:50,246 Poetic justice doesn't feel so good. 1373 01:10:56,286 --> 01:10:59,255 That was nice. 1374 01:11:01,891 --> 01:11:02,992 We're here. 1375 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:06,129 Veronica, I've done some things in my past 1376 01:11:06,330 --> 01:11:07,931 I'm not proud of. 1377 01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:09,933 I don't want to hear about them. 1378 01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:11,134 Yeah, but, see, there's this one thing 1379 01:11:11,335 --> 01:11:13,937 in my very recent past, 1380 01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,705 something I realize in retrospect 1381 01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:16,740 wasn't very nice. 1382 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:21,645 Something that involved a few innocent people. 1383 01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:25,081 Something that now that my... Um... 1384 01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:26,850 Single days are behind me, 1385 01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:29,586 I realize was not very nice. 1386 01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:31,054 Are you planning on doing it again? 1387 01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:32,121 No. 1388 01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:33,457 Are you a criminal? 1389 01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:34,358 God, no! 1390 01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:35,859 Then don't tell me. 1391 01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:37,727 There you have it. 1392 01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:40,263 However... 1393 01:11:40,364 --> 01:11:43,199 You better marry me soon, 1394 01:11:43,367 --> 01:11:44,368 like before I see your face 1395 01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:46,102 on the post office wall. 1396 01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:47,871 How about Saturday? 1397 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,843 I have to be at Claire's in 3 hours. 1398 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,412 I'm meeting that Eleanor lady. 1399 01:11:55,512 --> 01:11:59,383 I think I can squeeze in a blood test. 1400 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:03,687 Do me a favor. What? 1401 01:12:03,787 --> 01:12:06,155 Let's wait. Tell ned and Claire together. 1402 01:12:06,390 --> 01:12:07,424 You're right. 1403 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,593 They'd probably never believe just one of us. 1404 01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:16,433 1405 01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:20,470 Good weekend, huh? 1406 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:23,239 Mmm... 1407 01:12:23,407 --> 01:12:25,742 Are we talking girl in love here? 1408 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:26,943 Yes, but I'm not 1409 01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:27,877 supposed to say anything about it. 1410 01:12:27,977 --> 01:12:30,079 I promised him I wouldn't. 1411 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:31,815 Are you moving in with him? 1412 01:12:31,915 --> 01:12:34,418 I can't tell you. 1413 01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,292 Are you getting married? 1414 01:12:43,427 --> 01:12:45,161 I'm not supposed to tell you. 1415 01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:47,764 Oh, my god! 1416 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:52,469 1417 01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:56,806 Is he a great lay? 1418 01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:00,877 Oh... 1419 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:02,812 As a matter of fact, he is. 1420 01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:04,948 Well, sold. Good. 1421 01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:08,918 I had a chance to marry a great lay once, 1422 01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:12,456 but I didn't. 1423 01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:14,090 I married Howard sr., 1424 01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:15,725 the richest, sweetest, 1425 01:13:15,825 --> 01:13:18,227 most appropriate person I could find. 1426 01:13:18,462 --> 01:13:20,730 And for 12 years... 1427 01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:25,702 I managed to go through life as if the rest... 1428 01:13:26,470 --> 01:13:27,704 Didn't matter to me. 1429 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:34,478 And then I met this man. 1430 01:13:34,578 --> 01:13:37,080 How he ever found me, I have no idea, 1431 01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:39,783 but he knew exactly what I needed, 1432 01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:43,019 and he gave it to me. 1433 01:13:43,119 --> 01:13:45,522 And he still gives it to me 1434 01:13:45,622 --> 01:13:47,090 and gives it to me and gives it to me. 1435 01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:50,494 I can't think of anything else. 1436 01:13:52,095 --> 01:13:53,563 Who knew? 1437 01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:55,599 Ha ha ha! 1438 01:13:55,699 --> 01:13:58,702 Enough about me. What's your fellow like? 1439 01:13:58,802 --> 01:13:59,969 Oh... well. 1440 01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:01,605 1441 01:14:01,705 --> 01:14:02,972 Excuse me. 1442 01:14:03,072 --> 01:14:04,741 Give me it! 1443 01:14:04,841 --> 01:14:05,609 It's my tape! 1444 01:14:05,709 --> 01:14:06,576 It's mine! 1445 01:14:06,676 --> 01:14:09,513 What is going on here? 1446 01:14:09,579 --> 01:14:11,047 She put a tape on, and you said 1447 01:14:11,147 --> 01:14:12,115 we should never do that. 1448 01:14:12,215 --> 01:14:14,718 I want to see Mary poppins. 1449 01:14:14,818 --> 01:14:15,919 You do? 1450 01:14:16,019 --> 01:14:17,353 That's not Mary poppins, 1451 01:14:17,521 --> 01:14:19,422 and you're going to get a time-out. 1452 01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:21,791 You're going to get a time-out, too. 1453 01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:22,826 Are not. 1454 01:14:22,926 --> 01:14:23,827 Are, too. Are not. 1455 01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:25,361 Quiet, kids! 1456 01:14:25,529 --> 01:14:26,830 Go to your room. Go to your room. 1457 01:14:26,930 --> 01:14:27,697 Erin: Taylor. 1458 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:30,366 I knew we'd be sent to our room. 1459 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:31,601 Will you marry me? 1460 01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:34,103 Yeeea! 1461 01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:36,673 Is that a yes? 1462 01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:38,842 Can I hear that precious word? 1463 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:42,546 Oh, oh, yes, Taylor. 1464 01:14:43,012 --> 01:14:47,316 I will marry you. 1465 01:14:47,551 --> 01:14:49,553 That's my Taylor. 1466 01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:51,821 That's my Taylor. 1467 01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:53,022 Take me, Taylor. 1468 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:55,625 That's her Taylor. 1469 01:14:58,562 --> 01:15:02,398 Ned, ned, not only am I 1/3 of the way 1470 01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:04,801 to teaching you a lesson and winning this bet, 1471 01:15:04,901 --> 01:15:09,573 but tonight I will be lying with the gods! 1472 01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:20,950 Ned. 1473 01:15:23,753 --> 01:15:24,821 What? 1474 01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:25,822 Wedding? 1475 01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:29,859 Wedding. St. James chapel, 2:00 Saturday. 1476 01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:30,927 Cigar. 1477 01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:32,128 Cigar? 1478 01:15:34,931 --> 01:15:37,100 Rocket, 1479 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,035 you're not getting the painting. 1480 01:15:39,135 --> 01:15:41,004 No tape, no painting. 1481 01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:44,874 Ned, I cannot believe how immature you are being. 1482 01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:46,910 Do you expect me to show you a tape 1483 01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:49,012 of the woman I love accepting my proposal? 1484 01:15:49,112 --> 01:15:50,614 If you want the painting. 1485 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:54,050 Painting? Painting! It's not about a painting. 1486 01:15:54,150 --> 01:15:55,084 It's about human beings. 1487 01:15:55,184 --> 01:15:57,854 It's not about a stupid bet. 1488 01:15:57,954 --> 01:15:59,055 People! 1489 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:01,524 I'm ashamed of that bet. 1490 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:04,728 It's contemptible! Really. 1491 01:16:04,828 --> 01:16:07,631 Playing with people's lives that way. 1492 01:16:07,697 --> 01:16:09,933 You should all be ashamed, 1493 01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:11,635 especially you, ned. 1494 01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:13,870 Well, I never thought you'd win. 1495 01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:14,938 Win? 1496 01:16:15,038 --> 01:16:15,772 That's not the point. 1497 01:16:15,872 --> 01:16:19,709 The point is, I am out. Out! 1498 01:16:23,012 --> 01:16:24,180 You're serious? 1499 01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:25,982 Yes. 1500 01:16:27,651 --> 01:16:28,918 You're really going to marry her? 1501 01:16:29,018 --> 01:16:30,654 Yes, I am. 1502 01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:35,659 Forget the bet. 1503 01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,994 Good man. 1504 01:16:38,895 --> 01:16:40,396 I still get my $400 though, right? 1505 01:16:40,664 --> 01:16:42,766 All bets are off. 1506 01:16:42,866 --> 01:16:45,669 What about Erin and Eleanor? 1507 01:16:47,003 --> 01:16:48,037 I'll handle it. 1508 01:16:49,673 --> 01:16:51,074 Hey, Taylor. How are you? 1509 01:16:51,174 --> 01:16:52,676 Hey, Ira. 1510 01:16:52,742 --> 01:16:55,378 Tracey. Thanks. See you tomorrow. 1511 01:16:55,679 --> 01:16:56,780 It's Wednesday, 1512 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:59,983 and everything is working out just great. 1513 01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:03,953 Tomorrow, I'm going to have one last lunch with Erin. 1514 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:06,956 She'll call off the wedding by dessert, trust me. 1515 01:17:07,056 --> 01:17:09,859 By Friday, Eleanor should get this letter. 1516 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:13,396 I told her it was time to put her passion back into her marriage. 1517 01:17:13,697 --> 01:17:15,531 Marriage. 1518 01:17:15,699 --> 01:17:17,801 I'm getting married to Veronica on Saturday. 1519 01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:25,141 Did you ever think it was going to work out this well? Ha! 1520 01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:31,781 1521 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,792 1522 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:48,965 Hi, Taylor. 1523 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:50,266 Hi. 1524 01:17:50,366 --> 01:17:51,835 Amy! 1525 01:17:53,937 --> 01:17:57,841 Do the station a favor, and call this Eleanor back! 1526 01:17:57,941 --> 01:17:59,175 Thursday, 9:00 a.m. "I want to see you." 1527 01:17:59,275 --> 01:18:01,845 9:15, "where are you?" 1528 01:18:01,945 --> 01:18:05,614 9:30, "I need you." Et cetera, et cetera. 1529 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:07,751 Here's a smart girl. 1530 01:18:07,817 --> 01:18:11,187 "Can't make lunch today, how about Friday? Erin." 1531 01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:17,126 Man: It will be nice to see you, too. 1532 01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:18,494 Thank you very much. 1533 01:18:18,762 --> 01:18:20,596 Hi. Worth. 1:00. For two. 1534 01:18:20,764 --> 01:18:22,899 Yes. The young lady is inside. 1535 01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:24,200 Ahh. 1536 01:18:26,402 --> 01:18:29,839 1537 01:18:33,977 --> 01:18:36,179 Sir, she-- 1538 01:18:49,025 --> 01:18:51,127 Hello. 1539 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:53,196 Taylor. 1540 01:18:53,296 --> 01:18:54,831 You can't make it? 1541 01:18:54,931 --> 01:18:57,801 I know we've got a lot to talk about. 1542 01:18:57,867 --> 01:19:00,804 You said you'd make your decision by now. 1543 01:19:00,837 --> 01:19:03,873 No, I can't wait till next week. 1544 01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:08,577 It's got to be tomorrow in the morning. 1545 01:19:08,812 --> 01:19:10,313 Uh, fine, fine. 1546 01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:12,381 Your house, 11:00. 1547 01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:14,117 Yeah, yeah, thank you. Bye. 1548 01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:16,886 Hi, Taylor. 1549 01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:22,258 Where are you? 1550 01:19:23,392 --> 01:19:26,262 Why haven't you called me? 1551 01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:30,666 You've been very naughty. 1552 01:19:30,834 --> 01:19:33,937 Mommy's going to have to punish you. 1553 01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:20,649 Hi. 1554 01:20:20,884 --> 01:20:21,750 Hello, Taylor. 1555 01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:23,752 I've made my decision. 1556 01:20:23,853 --> 01:20:26,189 Whatever it is, I'll understand. 1557 01:20:26,289 --> 01:20:29,025 Come on in. 1558 01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:30,960 I may have time for a haircut before the wedding. 1559 01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:36,032 Surprise! Surprise! 1560 01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:38,501 Mom and dad, this is Taylor. 1561 01:20:38,601 --> 01:20:39,702 Son. 1562 01:20:39,903 --> 01:20:41,137 Mom: Oh, Taylor. 1563 01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:43,206 Erin, can I talk to you for a minute? 1564 01:20:43,306 --> 01:20:44,773 Not right now. 1565 01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:46,442 Where is that party mix? 1566 01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:48,011 Welcome to the family, son. 1567 01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:50,779 Hey, hi! I'm chip, brother of the bride. 1568 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,049 Oh, don't worry about that. 1569 01:20:53,149 --> 01:20:54,183 You'll have plenty of time 1570 01:20:54,283 --> 01:20:56,052 for talking after you're married... 1571 01:20:56,152 --> 01:20:59,622 Like on your wedding night. 1572 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,925 Ha ha ha! 1573 01:21:02,025 --> 01:21:04,360 God, I love Erin. 1574 01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:05,962 She's my favorite niece. 1575 01:21:06,062 --> 01:21:07,931 You know, it's just like her 1576 01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:10,466 to find somebody like you to marry. 1577 01:21:10,566 --> 01:21:12,969 I mean, what a heart on that girl. 1578 01:21:13,069 --> 01:21:15,838 Always bringing home some limping puppy 1579 01:21:15,939 --> 01:21:18,474 or bird with a broken wing. 1580 01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:20,409 Erin, Erin, can I talk to you? 1581 01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:23,046 Have you tried the stamp test? 1582 01:21:23,146 --> 01:21:23,947 The what? 1583 01:21:24,013 --> 01:21:25,481 The stamp test. 1584 01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:26,983 You take a few stamps from a roll, 1585 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:30,453 enough to circle your penis. 1586 01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:34,958 I'd say in your case... About 5. 1587 01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:37,961 Put them on before you go to bed. 1588 01:21:38,027 --> 01:21:39,828 Overlap them just enough so you can lick one 1589 01:21:40,029 --> 01:21:41,330 to make them stick. 1590 01:21:41,430 --> 01:21:44,833 Now, if they break off during the night, 1591 01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:46,835 your problem is up here. 1592 01:21:47,036 --> 01:21:49,005 You want to know why? 1593 01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:50,006 Why? 1594 01:21:50,106 --> 01:21:51,440 Erin! 1595 01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:53,977 You don't have to yell, honey. 1596 01:21:54,043 --> 01:21:55,278 I'm right here. 1597 01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:57,981 Erin, how could you tell everyone? 1598 01:21:58,081 --> 01:21:59,983 Huh? 1599 01:22:00,016 --> 01:22:00,984 This was supposed to be personal. 1600 01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:03,987 Honey, I just talked about it with my family 1601 01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:06,422 and some of the guys on the team. 1602 01:22:06,522 --> 01:22:07,356 Some of the guys on the team! 1603 01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:09,425 And the coach. 1604 01:22:09,525 --> 01:22:10,426 The coach! Damn it, Erin! 1605 01:22:10,526 --> 01:22:12,328 They all seem to agree 1606 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:14,998 that after the first year of marriage, 1607 01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:16,632 sex isn't that important. 1608 01:22:16,732 --> 01:22:18,034 Sex is the cornerstone of intimacy. 1609 01:22:18,134 --> 01:22:22,038 Intimacy, schmintimacy. 1610 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,275 I got a hunch about you, Taylor. 1611 01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,911 I think your problem's just with women. 1612 01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:30,379 I know you would look good in Rose, 1613 01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:33,449 but Lillian would look awful, you know. 1614 01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:34,450 We're not getting married. 1615 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:38,021 Erin, I can't marry you. 1616 01:22:38,121 --> 01:22:41,557 You can, and you will. 1617 01:22:41,657 --> 01:22:42,891 I want to propose a toast. 1618 01:22:43,092 --> 01:22:45,494 A toast! Hey! Right! 1619 01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:48,531 No, stay there, son. Today... 1620 01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:50,033 Is the happiest day of my life. 1621 01:22:50,133 --> 01:22:51,634 My little girl's engaged. 1622 01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:54,303 She's got herself a wonderful guy. 1623 01:22:54,403 --> 01:22:56,039 Of course, I'd be a little happier 1624 01:22:56,072 --> 01:22:58,041 if he could function as a real man, 1625 01:22:58,107 --> 01:23:00,609 but even so, it's the happiest day of my life. 1626 01:23:00,709 --> 01:23:01,610 Hip hip! 1627 01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:03,346 Hooray! 1628 01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:05,348 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 1629 01:23:05,448 --> 01:23:08,617 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 1630 01:23:08,717 --> 01:23:11,920 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 1631 01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:13,956 ♪ Which nobody can deny ♪ 1632 01:23:14,057 --> 01:23:15,491 ♪ Which nobody can deny ♪ 1633 01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:18,561 ♪ Which nobody can deny ♪ 1634 01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:20,229 ♪ For he's a jolly good-- ♪ 1635 01:23:50,193 --> 01:23:51,460 Oh! 1636 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:52,828 Hi, honey. 1637 01:23:53,096 --> 01:23:53,862 You're home. 1638 01:23:54,097 --> 01:23:56,799 Yeah. I'm home. 1639 01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:58,867 Where are you? 1640 01:23:59,102 --> 01:24:02,105 I'm home, too. 1641 01:24:19,822 --> 01:24:21,890 I know what's bothering you. 1642 01:24:22,125 --> 01:24:24,127 No. No, you don't. 1643 01:24:24,227 --> 01:24:25,161 Sex. 1644 01:24:25,261 --> 01:24:27,130 No. 1645 01:24:27,163 --> 01:24:29,598 You're afraid it's going to be routine 1646 01:24:29,698 --> 01:24:31,500 now that we're living together. 1647 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:33,502 It won't be. 1648 01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:35,304 I promise. 1649 01:24:35,738 --> 01:24:38,174 Look! 1650 01:24:38,274 --> 01:24:39,275 Oh! 1651 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:40,476 Jesus! 1652 01:24:42,145 --> 01:24:44,480 Let's party. 1653 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:46,215 Aah! 1654 01:24:51,820 --> 01:24:55,224 It's been a really bad day. 1655 01:24:55,324 --> 01:24:58,161 You probably think I deserve this, don't you? 1656 01:24:58,227 --> 01:24:59,162 Go ahead. Say it. 1657 01:24:59,262 --> 01:25:01,330 Who are you talking to? 1658 01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:02,598 Aah! 1659 01:25:05,801 --> 01:25:07,603 Can you wash my back? 1660 01:25:26,689 --> 01:25:28,324 Hey! 1661 01:25:28,424 --> 01:25:29,492 Hey, taxi! 1662 01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:30,593 1663 01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:38,534 Taylor! Need a ride to the wedding? 1664 01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:40,303 Yes! 1665 01:25:41,604 --> 01:25:45,641 I'm just going to drop these kids off, ok? 1666 01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:47,210 Mommy, Jason hit me! 1667 01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:48,043 Tell Jason you don't like it. 1668 01:25:48,244 --> 01:25:50,546 Jason, I don't like it! 1669 01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:51,747 I don't like it! 1670 01:25:51,847 --> 01:25:53,216 Good. 1671 01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:54,717 Claire, can you drop me off first? 1672 01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:56,319 Hi, Taylor! Hi, Taylor! 1673 01:25:56,419 --> 01:25:57,620 We're off! 1674 01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:59,422 Claire, did you hear me? 1675 01:25:59,522 --> 01:26:02,325 Hey, pirate. Could you move your ice cream a little? 1676 01:26:03,326 --> 01:26:05,728 Marvin dropped his ice cream on Taylor. 1677 01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:07,530 Mommy, I lost my balloon. 1678 01:26:07,630 --> 01:26:09,465 Can we stop? 1679 01:26:09,565 --> 01:26:10,533 No! 1680 01:26:10,633 --> 01:26:12,100 Sure we can, sweetie. 1681 01:26:12,235 --> 01:26:14,403 The wedding was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. 1682 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:17,506 Taylor, they're not going to start without you! 1683 01:26:17,606 --> 01:26:19,508 Left. Left! 1684 01:26:19,608 --> 01:26:20,809 Claire, left! 1685 01:26:20,909 --> 01:26:22,511 Turn left! 1686 01:26:22,611 --> 01:26:24,380 Whoa! 1687 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:27,883 Relax! There's nothing to worry about! 1688 01:26:27,983 --> 01:26:32,555 Oh, I'm getting carsick. 1689 01:26:32,655 --> 01:26:34,257 Now, that's something to worry about. 1690 01:26:34,323 --> 01:26:35,924 Jason's throwing up on me. 1691 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,560 Tell Jason you don't like it. 1692 01:26:37,660 --> 01:26:38,527 None of us likes it. 1693 01:26:38,627 --> 01:26:41,063 I have to get to the wedding! 1694 01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:42,465 Stop the car! 1695 01:26:42,565 --> 01:26:44,533 You're so on edge! Take a valium! 1696 01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:45,601 What's a valium? 1697 01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:46,869 It's like a nap. 1698 01:26:46,969 --> 01:26:48,003 Oh. 1699 01:26:48,271 --> 01:26:49,838 Bye, Taylor! 1700 01:26:49,938 --> 01:26:51,840 Bye, Taylor! 1701 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:54,277 Bye, Taylor! 1702 01:26:57,746 --> 01:26:58,781 Oh, there he is. 1703 01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:01,083 Ladies and gentlemen, the groom. 1704 01:27:01,284 --> 01:27:02,785 Where have you been? 1705 01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:04,287 It's 31 flavors. 1706 01:27:04,387 --> 01:27:05,921 You look disgusting! 1707 01:27:06,021 --> 01:27:07,189 Here. Come on. Let's get a shot here. 1708 01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:09,325 That's nice. That's good. 1709 01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:11,694 Come on. Get up there. 1710 01:27:11,794 --> 01:27:13,362 Go! Go! 1711 01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:16,665 God... 1712 01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:19,034 I can't believe it. I'm walking down the aisle. 1713 01:27:19,302 --> 01:27:22,338 1714 01:27:25,341 --> 01:27:27,009 1715 01:27:27,310 --> 01:27:29,578 1716 01:27:29,678 --> 01:27:32,748 1717 01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:58,674 Hi. 1718 01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:01,744 Seeing you right now made me realize something. 1719 01:28:01,844 --> 01:28:04,780 Deep down inside, I didn't think you'd be here. 1720 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:06,715 Thank you for being here. 1721 01:28:09,985 --> 01:28:11,787 Let's get married. 1722 01:28:11,887 --> 01:28:13,389 Shall we begin now? 1723 01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:14,590 Yes. 1724 01:28:15,090 --> 01:28:16,392 1725 01:28:16,492 --> 01:28:18,894 Every couple has its own story. 1726 01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:21,730 It's been my observation that the more interesting the story, 1727 01:28:21,830 --> 01:28:23,732 the better the marriage, 1728 01:28:23,832 --> 01:28:25,801 and it looks to me 1729 01:28:25,901 --> 01:28:26,769 like Taylor and Veronica 1730 01:28:26,869 --> 01:28:28,371 are going to have a wonderful marriage. 1731 01:28:28,471 --> 01:28:32,375 All of us are gathered here today 1732 01:28:32,408 --> 01:28:35,444 to witness and support that union. 1733 01:28:35,544 --> 01:28:37,380 Taylor worth, do you take Veronica briskow 1734 01:28:37,413 --> 01:28:40,148 to be your lawfully wedded wife, 1735 01:28:40,383 --> 01:28:42,117 to have and to hold, 1736 01:28:42,385 --> 01:28:44,286 for better or for worse, 1737 01:28:44,387 --> 01:28:46,221 in sickness and in health, 1738 01:28:46,389 --> 01:28:48,824 to love and to Cherish 1739 01:28:48,924 --> 01:28:50,426 from this day forward, 1740 01:28:50,526 --> 01:28:52,861 till death do you part? 1741 01:28:52,961 --> 01:28:54,463 I do. 1742 01:28:54,563 --> 01:28:58,434 Veronica briskow, do you take Taylor worth 1743 01:28:58,534 --> 01:29:00,836 to be your lawfully wedded husband, 1744 01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:02,838 for better or for worse, 1745 01:29:02,938 --> 01:29:04,707 in sickness and in health, 1746 01:29:04,807 --> 01:29:08,310 to love and to Cherish from this day forward, 1747 01:29:08,411 --> 01:29:12,415 till death do you part? 1748 01:29:13,516 --> 01:29:15,418 I'd never marry him. 1749 01:29:15,518 --> 01:29:18,421 And you can bet on it! 1750 01:29:18,487 --> 01:29:21,590 1751 01:29:24,593 --> 01:29:28,864 1752 01:29:28,964 --> 01:29:31,667 Taylor... 1753 01:29:31,767 --> 01:29:35,070 Did she say she was going to marry you? 1754 01:29:35,170 --> 01:29:36,605 And you believed it. 1755 01:29:49,518 --> 01:29:50,919 This was a setup. 1756 01:29:51,019 --> 01:29:53,456 I don't know. 1757 01:29:53,522 --> 01:29:55,791 I don't know anything about this. 1758 01:29:55,891 --> 01:29:57,526 Ned. 1759 01:30:02,064 --> 01:30:03,499 Oh, god. 1760 01:30:06,969 --> 01:30:08,170 Claire... 1761 01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:10,439 Claire! 1762 01:30:10,539 --> 01:30:13,476 Claire? Claire? 1763 01:30:27,456 --> 01:30:28,657 1764 01:30:36,064 --> 01:30:38,801 Veronica... marry me. 1765 01:30:38,901 --> 01:30:42,538 I can't marry you. I thought you wanted to move in together. 1766 01:30:42,638 --> 01:30:43,906 I do! And have kids and grow old. 1767 01:30:44,006 --> 01:30:46,441 Ha ha ha! 1768 01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:48,143 I'd want to try it out first, 1769 01:30:48,243 --> 01:30:49,077 live together for a few months, 1770 01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:51,346 see how we get along. 1771 01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:54,483 How we get along? 1772 01:30:54,583 --> 01:30:56,852 How we get along? 1773 01:30:56,952 --> 01:30:58,587 Go away. 1774 01:30:58,687 --> 01:31:00,756 You do the mouse Olympics with everyone? 1775 01:31:00,856 --> 01:31:02,791 There's more to marriage than mouse Olympics. 1776 01:31:02,891 --> 01:31:06,294 Yeah, so do I. There's a lot more. 1777 01:31:06,529 --> 01:31:08,531 I said, go away! 1778 01:31:08,597 --> 01:31:10,533 There's caring. 1779 01:31:10,566 --> 01:31:12,334 Veronica, I care about you very much. 1780 01:31:12,535 --> 01:31:14,336 Aw, the hell with it. 1781 01:31:14,537 --> 01:31:15,838 1782 01:31:15,938 --> 01:31:18,941 You know what you have? You have my heart. 1783 01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:22,545 You know what? I don't want you to let go. 1784 01:31:22,611 --> 01:31:24,913 I want to have terrible fights with you-- 1785 01:31:25,013 --> 01:31:26,314 yeah? 1786 01:31:26,549 --> 01:31:27,883 Ned: It's me. 1787 01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:29,117 Go away. 1788 01:31:29,217 --> 01:31:31,286 Are you going to lock yourself in there another month? 1789 01:31:31,554 --> 01:31:33,355 I am not home, ned. 1790 01:31:33,589 --> 01:31:35,591 I've seen her. 1791 01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:36,725 Know that I'm not going anywhere. 1792 01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:41,029 I want to pick things out with you and buy them. 1793 01:31:43,131 --> 01:31:45,400 What'd she say? 1794 01:31:45,601 --> 01:31:47,102 She mention me? 1795 01:31:47,202 --> 01:31:48,937 Did she talk about it? 1796 01:31:52,775 --> 01:31:54,042 Huh? 1797 01:31:54,142 --> 01:31:57,112 Actually, I just watched her get into Claire's car. 1798 01:31:57,212 --> 01:32:01,016 I want a... You know, I want a... 1799 01:32:01,116 --> 01:32:02,951 Aah! I want a commitment! 1800 01:32:03,051 --> 01:32:04,386 Aah! 1801 01:32:04,587 --> 01:32:06,354 Make one with me. 1802 01:32:06,589 --> 01:32:09,157 Oh, my god. 1803 01:32:09,257 --> 01:32:12,027 I've been swept off my feet. 1804 01:32:12,127 --> 01:32:13,962 Is that a yes? 1805 01:32:14,062 --> 01:32:15,731 Yes. 1806 01:32:15,831 --> 01:32:16,932 Yes-- 1807 01:32:22,605 --> 01:32:23,739 Give me that tape. 1808 01:32:23,839 --> 01:32:24,940 No. 1809 01:32:27,610 --> 01:32:29,144 Give me the tape! 1810 01:32:29,244 --> 01:32:31,647 I insist you get professional help. 1811 01:32:31,747 --> 01:32:33,048 These are classic signs of depression. 1812 01:32:33,148 --> 01:32:35,417 Furthermore... 1813 01:32:35,618 --> 01:32:37,085 No! Give me the tape! 1814 01:32:37,185 --> 01:32:38,987 No! 1815 01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:40,122 No! 1816 01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:42,958 Yes, ned! Stop! 1817 01:32:43,058 --> 01:32:44,627 Uh! 1818 01:32:46,294 --> 01:32:47,195 Aaaoooh! 1819 01:32:47,295 --> 01:32:48,196 Oh! 1820 01:32:48,296 --> 01:32:49,364 What? 1821 01:32:49,632 --> 01:32:50,365 What? No! Let me go! 1822 01:32:50,633 --> 01:32:52,968 That's my bad ankle. 1823 01:33:01,844 --> 01:33:02,978 Ohh! 1824 01:33:03,078 --> 01:33:04,813 Ohh! 1825 01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:07,750 Uh! 1826 01:33:07,850 --> 01:33:08,984 Ohh! 1827 01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:10,218 Ohh! 1828 01:33:10,753 --> 01:33:12,688 Don't be an asshole. 1829 01:33:12,788 --> 01:33:15,157 There's a real Veronica out there. 1830 01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:16,458 Who hates me. 1831 01:33:16,659 --> 01:33:17,926 You don't know that. 1832 01:33:18,026 --> 01:33:19,294 Ned... 1833 01:33:19,394 --> 01:33:21,229 I proposed to her to win a bet. 1834 01:33:21,329 --> 01:33:24,032 Yeah. That's pretty fucked. 1835 01:33:24,132 --> 01:33:26,068 It was your idea! 1836 01:33:26,168 --> 01:33:28,036 Well, yeah... 1837 01:33:29,271 --> 01:33:31,073 I'm sorry. 1838 01:33:33,842 --> 01:33:35,477 I just thought it would be a good idea 1839 01:33:35,678 --> 01:33:37,479 for you to suffer. 1840 01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:40,148 Yeah? Well, here it is. 1841 01:33:40,248 --> 01:33:42,417 Take a good look. 1842 01:33:42,685 --> 01:33:44,519 Hope you're happy. 1843 01:33:44,687 --> 01:33:46,121 You hate me, don't you? 1844 01:33:46,221 --> 01:33:47,055 You hate me. 1845 01:33:47,155 --> 01:33:48,691 No. 1846 01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:51,159 But you have every right to. 1847 01:33:51,259 --> 01:33:52,695 But I assume, 1848 01:33:52,728 --> 01:33:54,362 since I'm not out there on the street 1849 01:33:54,462 --> 01:33:56,164 with that tape, that you've forgiven me. 1850 01:33:56,264 --> 01:33:58,066 Am I right? 1851 01:34:00,302 --> 01:34:01,770 Well? 1852 01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:08,844 Maybe Veronica could do the same with you. 1853 01:34:11,780 --> 01:34:14,717 I think it's different between a man and a woman. 1854 01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:16,785 Not as different as you think. 1855 01:34:16,885 --> 01:34:20,856 Maybe that's been part of your problem. 1856 01:34:22,290 --> 01:34:24,426 Did Claire forgive you? 1857 01:34:24,727 --> 01:34:26,094 Yes... 1858 01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:27,796 But I had to ask. 1859 01:34:29,732 --> 01:34:31,333 Well... Beg, actually. 1860 01:34:31,433 --> 01:34:32,901 Beg. 1861 01:34:38,741 --> 01:34:39,842 Thanks. 1862 01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:45,213 Well, our next item 1863 01:34:45,313 --> 01:34:47,315 comes from our great football team, the eagles. 1864 01:34:47,415 --> 01:34:48,851 Of course, they're great now. 1865 01:34:48,951 --> 01:34:50,853 For those of you who grew up here as I did, 1866 01:34:50,953 --> 01:34:52,821 you remember what they used to be like. 1867 01:34:52,921 --> 01:34:54,857 They were in last place so many years, 1868 01:34:54,957 --> 01:34:56,825 we used to read the sports page upside-down 1869 01:34:56,925 --> 01:34:58,761 just to feel what it'd be like 1870 01:34:58,794 --> 01:35:01,629 to see our team in first place. 1871 01:35:01,764 --> 01:35:03,365 Well, we have here a great item. 1872 01:35:03,465 --> 01:35:07,169 It's a Jersey worn by our very own 1873 01:35:07,269 --> 01:35:09,838 Terry Childs here. 1874 01:35:09,938 --> 01:35:11,439 Yay! 1875 01:35:11,539 --> 01:35:13,141 Now, who's going to start the bidding 1876 01:35:13,241 --> 01:35:15,210 on this Jersey? 1877 01:35:15,310 --> 01:35:16,611 $200. 1878 01:35:16,779 --> 01:35:18,513 Come on! The man sacked elway twice 1879 01:35:18,781 --> 01:35:20,182 wearing this very Jersey! 1880 01:35:20,282 --> 01:35:21,216 Let's go! 1881 01:35:21,316 --> 01:35:23,085 $300. 1882 01:35:23,185 --> 01:35:25,821 Sold for $300! 1883 01:35:30,826 --> 01:35:33,028 Well, our next item for auction 1884 01:35:33,128 --> 01:35:35,063 has to be the special one of the evening, 1885 01:35:35,163 --> 01:35:37,165 and I expect the biggest response to this one. 1886 01:35:37,265 --> 01:35:40,102 We all enjoyed miss briskow's playing earlier this evening. 1887 01:35:40,202 --> 01:35:41,436 1888 01:35:41,536 --> 01:35:43,371 Well, she has graciously donated 1889 01:35:43,471 --> 01:35:44,807 to the highest bidder 1890 01:35:44,907 --> 01:35:47,109 an evening performance at a private party. 1891 01:35:47,209 --> 01:35:48,343 How's that? 1892 01:35:48,443 --> 01:35:51,546 Miss briskow, would you come up? 1893 01:35:51,814 --> 01:35:53,215 Come on up. 1894 01:35:53,315 --> 01:35:54,416 Takes a lot of guts. 1895 01:35:54,516 --> 01:35:56,318 I'd never do my act in a house. 1896 01:35:56,418 --> 01:35:57,820 See me at the kitchen-- 1897 01:35:57,886 --> 01:36:00,455 "please don't eat that. I have a chicken joke. 1898 01:36:00,555 --> 01:36:02,124 It's great. Put down your sandwich." 1899 01:36:02,224 --> 01:36:04,326 Ok., now. Let's open up the bidding at $200. 1900 01:36:04,426 --> 01:36:06,161 $200. 1901 01:36:06,261 --> 01:36:07,195 $400. 1902 01:36:07,295 --> 01:36:08,330 600. 1903 01:36:08,430 --> 01:36:10,198 6. Do I hear 7? 1904 01:36:10,298 --> 01:36:13,201 $1,000. 1905 01:36:13,301 --> 01:36:16,371 Woo! $1,000. 1906 01:36:16,471 --> 01:36:17,973 Going once, going twice... 1907 01:36:18,073 --> 01:36:21,609 $2,000. 1908 01:36:21,844 --> 01:36:23,879 I heard $2,000. 1909 01:36:23,979 --> 01:36:25,280 2,200. 1910 01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:26,982 3,000. 1911 01:36:27,082 --> 01:36:28,316 3,200. 1912 01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:29,985 3,200. Going once... 1913 01:36:30,085 --> 01:36:31,286 Going twice. 1914 01:36:31,386 --> 01:36:35,290 $4,000 and a fishing cabin. 1915 01:36:35,390 --> 01:36:36,258 A fishing cabin? 1916 01:36:36,358 --> 01:36:37,592 Taylor? 1917 01:36:37,692 --> 01:36:41,329 Look! It's our very own channel 5 weatherman-- 1918 01:36:41,429 --> 01:36:42,998 Taylor worth! 1919 01:36:43,098 --> 01:36:44,199 1920 01:36:51,339 --> 01:36:53,008 Look! 1921 01:36:53,108 --> 01:36:54,943 Ok! 1922 01:36:56,544 --> 01:36:59,982 Uh... Do I hear 4,200? 1923 01:37:00,082 --> 01:37:01,716 4,200. 1924 01:37:01,884 --> 01:37:03,986 4,200. Ok. Going once... 1925 01:37:04,086 --> 01:37:05,253 Oh... 1926 01:37:05,353 --> 01:37:06,288 Going twice... 1927 01:37:06,388 --> 01:37:08,290 Not so fast, David. 1928 01:37:08,390 --> 01:37:10,893 $4,200, 1929 01:37:10,959 --> 01:37:12,094 a fishing cabin, 1930 01:37:12,194 --> 01:37:14,897 and a public proclamation of what a creep he is. 1931 01:37:14,963 --> 01:37:16,899 1932 01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:23,405 Ooh! 1933 01:37:23,505 --> 01:37:25,273 I'm a creep. 1934 01:37:25,373 --> 01:37:26,274 I'm a bastard. 1935 01:37:26,374 --> 01:37:28,243 He's a great lay. 1936 01:37:28,343 --> 01:37:29,978 I knew it! 1937 01:37:31,980 --> 01:37:33,748 I don't deserve you, I know that, 1938 01:37:33,916 --> 01:37:36,351 but I can't imagine not loving you. 1939 01:37:36,451 --> 01:37:37,285 You're bold, you're splendid, 1940 01:37:37,385 --> 01:37:39,187 you're intriguing. 1941 01:37:39,287 --> 01:37:41,256 You're a whole lot of things I never knew mattered. 1942 01:37:41,356 --> 01:37:43,391 Oh! Oh! 1943 01:37:43,491 --> 01:37:46,061 Veronica... 1944 01:37:46,161 --> 01:37:47,395 Veronica... 1945 01:37:47,495 --> 01:37:49,064 Save me. 1946 01:37:49,164 --> 01:37:51,033 I beg you. 1947 01:37:51,133 --> 01:37:52,200 Marry me. 1948 01:37:55,403 --> 01:37:56,404 Is that all? 1949 01:37:56,504 --> 01:37:58,373 And a scrabble rematch. 1950 01:37:58,473 --> 01:38:00,943 Unlimited mouse Olympics? 1951 01:38:00,976 --> 01:38:02,477 I'll even become a meteorologist. 1952 01:38:02,577 --> 01:38:04,012 Then kiss me! 1953 01:38:11,386 --> 01:38:15,023 Ohh! Ohh! 1954 01:38:18,660 --> 01:38:20,428 Sold for $4,200, a fishing cabin, 1955 01:38:20,528 --> 01:38:22,297 a public proclamation of what a creep he is, 1956 01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:24,866 a scrabble rematch, unlimited mouse Olympics, 1957 01:38:24,967 --> 01:38:26,334 he'll become a meteorologist, 1958 01:38:26,434 --> 01:38:27,335 and a kiss. 1959 01:38:27,435 --> 01:38:29,404 1960 01:38:33,976 --> 01:38:35,777 1961 01:38:36,011 --> 01:38:37,212 Piece of cake. 1962 01:38:46,989 --> 01:38:50,892 ♪ All of my days ♪ 1963 01:38:50,993 --> 01:38:55,063 ♪ Gonna give you ♪ ♪ my love ♪ 1964 01:38:57,032 --> 01:39:01,203 ♪ All of my heart ♪ ♪ and my soul ♪ 1965 01:39:01,303 --> 01:39:05,273 ♪ For the rest ♪ ♪ of my life ♪ 1966 01:39:07,075 --> 01:39:11,013 ♪ And all of our dreams ♪ 1967 01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:15,350 ♪ Gonna make them ♪ ♪ come true ♪ 1968 01:39:18,020 --> 01:39:22,924 ♪ 'Cause the thrill of it all ♪ 1969 01:39:23,025 --> 01:39:27,629 ♪ Is to give you ♪ ♪ my all ♪ 1970 01:39:27,729 --> 01:39:31,333 ♪ All of my days ♪ 1971 01:39:33,035 --> 01:39:37,905 ♪ I will let you in ♪ 1972 01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:41,943 ♪ And throw away the key ♪ 1973 01:39:42,044 --> 01:39:45,513 ♪ My door ♪ ♪ is always open, open ♪ 1974 01:39:45,613 --> 01:39:52,054 ♪ You're my fantasy ♪ 1975 01:39:52,587 --> 01:39:57,959 ♪ All of my days ♪ 1976 01:39:58,060 --> 01:40:01,396 ♪ Gonna give you ♪ ♪ my love ♪ 1977 01:40:03,698 --> 01:40:08,203 ♪ All of my heart ♪ ♪ and my soul ♪ 1978 01:40:08,303 --> 01:40:11,139 ♪ For the rest ♪ ♪ of my life ♪ 1979 01:40:13,675 --> 01:40:15,510 ♪ And all of our dreams ♪ 1980 01:40:15,610 --> 01:40:18,280 ♪ All of our dreams ♪ 1981 01:40:18,380 --> 01:40:22,016 ♪ Gonna make them ♪ ♪ come true ♪ 1982 01:40:24,286 --> 01:40:28,623 ♪ 'Cause the thrill of it all ♪ 1983 01:40:28,723 --> 01:40:34,462 ♪ Is to give you my all ♪ 1984 01:40:34,562 --> 01:40:37,132 ♪ All of my days ♪ 1985 01:40:39,301 --> 01:40:41,803 ♪ With every little whisper ♪ 1986 01:40:42,036 --> 01:40:43,938 ♪ Whisper ♪ 1987 01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:48,343 ♪ You bring me to my knees ♪ 1988 01:40:49,444 --> 01:40:52,747 ♪ How I long to ♪ ♪ hold you, hold you ♪ 1989 01:40:52,847 --> 01:40:59,754 ♪ You're my everything ♪ 1990 01:40:59,854 --> 01:41:02,157 ♪ All of my days ♪ 1991 01:41:04,159 --> 01:41:09,964 ♪ Gonna give you ♪ ♪ my love ♪ 1992 01:41:10,132 --> 01:41:14,669 ♪ And all of ♪ ♪ my heart and my soul ♪ 1993 01:41:14,769 --> 01:41:18,173 ♪ For the rest ♪ ♪ of my life ♪ 1994 01:41:19,907 --> 01:41:25,147 ♪ And all of our dreams ♪ 1995 01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:30,985 ♪ Gonna make them ♪ ♪ come true ♪ 1996 01:41:31,153 --> 01:41:36,023 ♪ 'Cause the thrill of it all ♪ 1997 01:41:36,158 --> 01:41:40,762 ♪ Is to give you my all ♪ 1998 01:41:40,862 --> 01:41:42,964 ♪ All of my days ♪ 1999 01:41:43,165 --> 01:41:46,067 ♪ I feel you tonight ♪ 2000 01:41:46,168 --> 01:41:49,237 ♪ Gonna love you crazy ♪ 2001 01:41:51,273 --> 01:41:53,875 ♪ 'cause, babe, ♪ ♪ I want you to need me ♪ 2002 01:41:54,176 --> 01:41:55,910 ♪ To want me ♪ 2003 01:41:56,178 --> 01:41:59,046 ♪ Ohhhh, be mine ♪ 2004 01:41:59,247 --> 01:42:04,486 ♪ Till the end of time ♪ 2005 01:42:04,586 --> 01:42:09,257 ♪ ♪ 2006 01:42:17,632 --> 01:42:21,636 ♪ Ohhh-ohhh ♪ 2007 01:42:21,736 --> 01:42:26,040 ♪ All of my days ♪ 2008 01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:27,209 ♪ Gonna give you ♪ ♪ my love... ♪ 2009 01:42:27,233 --> 01:42:29,233 NILNUWAN