1 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:31,960 Disturbing music 2 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:48,520 ... 3 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:53,320 Very disturbing music 4 00:00:53,960 --> 00:01:14,200 ... 5 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:42,080 ... 6 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,600 While the Speed Rabbit heading towards Japan, 7 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,120 he is shipwrecked in unexplained conditions. 8 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,200 On a volcanic island, 9 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,040 in the middle of the ocean. 10 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,680 There are only two survivors... 11 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,160 a man... and a coffin. 12 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,920 Sardonic laughter 13 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,640 We know all the vampires, 14 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,800 these living dead who work the night and fear the day. 15 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,440 In general, they live in a castle... 16 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,360 museum, like this one. 17 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,800 It is possible to invoke 18 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,840 these creatures, through incantations. 19 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,000 But all the specialists do not agree on this point. 20 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,840 A vampire feeds using its sharp canines. 21 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,800 He drills two holes and sucks the blood of his victims. 22 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,880 But these things are not for children. 23 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:07,000 The latter are satisfied with blood that their parents bring them. 24 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,040 To enter adulthood, a vampire must bite. 25 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,280 For this deflowering, he needs pure blood. 26 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,080 Otherwise, a curse will fall on his family. 27 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:26,200 They will return to dust, and their castle with it. 28 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,720 That's good, Norbert has found prey. 29 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,240 It is already 350 years old. 30 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,280 It's time for him to become an adult. 31 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,280 It's all right, go, straight, straight. 32 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,120 This is my canopy. 33 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,480 I have to tell you... Ludvika, it's my first time. 34 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,480 Would you like to take off your crucifix? Thanks, take it off. 35 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,760 - It's okay, it's removed? - Almost. 36 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,760 - It's okay, is it removed? - Yes, come here. 37 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,560 Vade retro Satanas! 38 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,480 Frantic music 39 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,120 Die, vampire! 40 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,160 Damn! 41 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,520 What's going on again? 42 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,160 And there you have it! He no longer wants bite... Traumatized. 43 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,840 But the lineage, what will become of her? 44 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,680 My only son. He must prove himself. 45 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,760 If he doesn't bite quickly a mortal to marry him, 46 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,720 We're screwed! It's a disaster! 47 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:38,280 Pure blood and good family! This goes without saying! 48 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,480 Pure blood, where is it what are we going to find today? 49 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,240 Not in this country, it has become impossible. 50 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,840 Racist! 51 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,480 What if we sent him to an island? The inbreds! 52 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,280 This is what you have to bite! 53 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,400 Put him in a coffin 54 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,480 and in a boat and presto! Japan! 55 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,960 - Come on ! Standing ! - Didier, help me! 56 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,720 If I may, there is an emergency 57 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,400 to death to become a real vampire. 58 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,800 But Didier is right, Japan is good! 59 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,240 The further the better! 60 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,880 We can't take the risk than your tooth puller 61 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,560 come and look for you here! 62 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,760 You prepare your bags, you go with him to Japan. 63 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,280 What ? Me too ? 64 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,000 He never knew fend for yourself! 65 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,680 - Anything mom! - And you bring him back to us married! 66 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,560 Otherwise, you can go to unemployment, 67 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,960 and die in hell! Married ! All right ? 68 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,160 You have to listen to your mother, she knows the tradition. 69 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,040 And above all, don't forget. 70 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,560 Now when you want to bite, you have to ask permission. 71 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,000 - I don't want to bite anymore... - No fuss! 72 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,720 - I don't want to go... - Goodbye my darling... 73 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,280 - There you go, there you go... 74 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,920 - Consent, consent... 75 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,720 Come on! Standing in there. 76 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 - Where are we? - The boat ran aground on an island. 77 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,280 I don't know where we are. We'll sort it out quickly and come back. 78 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,320 I go, I bite and I'm getting divorced. 79 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,560 That doesn't happen with vampires. Come on, get out of there! 80 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,160 You must inform your parents that we failed. 81 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,120 Let's go to the cemetery find the material 82 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,120 for a spiritualism session. 83 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,840 We will communicate with the castle. 84 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,760 - Excellent idea! -And we will place your coffin. 85 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,960 Mysterious music 86 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,440 The nights are good clear here, right? 87 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,080 Busy... 88 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,280 There is not a free place, That’s crazy! 89 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,640 She is beautiful there. Come on, ask me that. 90 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,080 No, that’s not happening! 91 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,840 - Isn’t that happening? - No, it's not moral. 92 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,360 Ah, it's not moral... 93 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,520 -And that’s not happening? - Hey, look! 94 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:34,240 Zero, one, two, three, four, five, six... 95 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,480 nine, nine and a half, nine and three quarters... 96 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,920 He's doing... an incantation! 97 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,800 Fifteen, sixteen... 98 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,080 Thirty two, thirty three, thirty four... 99 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,800 two hundred and fifty, four hundred and twenty-one... 100 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,400 Six hundred and sixty-five, Six hundred and sixty-six! 101 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,640 666! 666! 102 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,960 Gloria Angelus Satanas! 103 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,400 Gloria Satanas Angelus! 666! 104 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,120 Do you enjoy summoning spirits? 105 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:11,520 Come back there! I'm going to bite you! Come back there! 106 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,920 Hey ho! Is anyone there? 107 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,200 Didier? 108 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,600 Open me up, I am the guardian of the cemetery. 109 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,080 The guy locked me up. 110 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,120 Our boat was wrecked. 111 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,320 - Where are we? - You are in Boulet Rouge. 112 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,960 An island under French protectorate. 113 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,920 It's the son from my employer. Can 114 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,800 you tell him that you are a boy? 115 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,000 You found something, you? 116 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,960 He is afraid girls since he 117 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,960 pull out a tooth. It's sick. 118 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,360 Who is this? 119 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,520 -Here... -Vitali. 120 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,360 I am the guardian... the cemetery caretaker. 121 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,400 No, you want say the guard? 122 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,160 What makes you say that I am a woman? 123 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,200 Amazing ! You are prejudiced. 124 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,680 - Me ? - It's a slippery slope. 125 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,960 There is a way to do a spiritualism session? 126 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,560 I'm going to take you to my father. 127 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:15,960 He has all the equipment, he is a sorcerer. 128 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,680 It's the undertaker, but he doesn't live nearby. 129 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,280 Not nearby, is it far? 130 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,880 - One to two hours. - One to two hours, it passes, 131 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:24,960 no? 132 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,640 - Seen your shoes, 5, 6, 7 hours... 133 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,320 - It's more annoying... 134 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:59,200 Do not damage the plants. They are living beings. 135 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,600 Don't stray from the path, we're almost there. 136 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,760 It's been a long time that we're almost there. 137 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,000 Are there wild animals? 138 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,080 Jaw clicking 139 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,320 - Watch out for turtles. - It's nice, ho! 140 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,160 This is my father's cabin, 141 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,280 the light must always be on. 142 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,680 Lay down the turtle! 143 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,600 Nice to meet you, Toussaint Bonefant. 144 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,920 Didn't you damage the plants? You will have nightmares. 145 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,920 They come to talk to us 146 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,840 during our sleep. Hence the dreams. 147 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,280 We would like to communicate with the beyond, with plants. 148 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,280 We don't really know where the border is located. 149 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,960 At the level of ayahuasca, therefore, no thanks, not that kind of drug. 150 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:55,120 Okay, I put on some music, time to prepare everything. 151 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:03,840 Childish music box 152 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,360 Do you hear? It transports me. 153 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,920 I would like to hear it at the moment of death. 154 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,760 The music box stops 155 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,240 Go ahead, go ahead, it's ready. 156 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,520 Ah, hello mom. 157 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,640 Have you arrived? 158 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,880 Not really, there was a problem with the boat. 159 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,920 Act as if you were in Japan! Pure blood. 160 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,080 And a good pedigree... 161 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:47,200 Didier, if Norbert didn't bite, there's no point in coming back, 162 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,600 you're fired! 163 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,400 Heard ? 164 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,480 Your parents are right... 165 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,960 We find a rich girl pure blood on this island 166 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,720 and the deal is in the bag! 167 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,000 So, already, not Vitali, since... 168 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,120 Vitali is a boy. 169 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,280 Yes, dad, you know well, I am a boy. 170 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,600 - If ! 171 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,200 - Ah good ? If you're happy like that... 172 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,200 why not? If your mother had been there, 173 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,480 that would make him very happy. She has 174 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,680 always wanted that you are a boy. 175 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,800 Me, I don't care a bit. Girl or boy... 176 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,080 there is no a big difference. 177 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,800 Yes, yes. There is a big difference. 178 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,840 Yes, yes. 179 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,520 Norbert, it's time to go 180 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,560 bite this young woman pure blooded. 181 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,840 No, no, take it easy. We sit down there... 182 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,400 There is still a little discomfort with this pure blood story. 183 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,440 Last time, in Europe, It ended very badly. 184 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,360 Adolf Hitler, the little mustache, Does that speak to you? 185 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,520 Let's calm down now! 186 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,840 We calm down, there, we calm down. 187 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,360 I have to tell you something. Here is Boulet Rouge, 188 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,320 you are at the crossroads of Africa, Asia, the Middle East, 189 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,360 Europe, America and Greenland. 190 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,960 The mix here, that's the rule. 191 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,200 pure blood, you can forget. 192 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,320 Ah, oops... 193 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,440 I have the impression that Someone is going to get fired. 194 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,040 However, a little clarification: 195 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,640 on this island, there is a clinic. 196 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,360 Professor Franquin's clinic. 197 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,160 Funny professor... 198 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,280 Geo-find-everything, Cartesian, 199 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,000 insomniac... It's a clinic makeover. 200 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,680 Rejuvenation and above all, blood purification. 201 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:29,960 That’s good! 202 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,920 When you have this in the veins, you think 203 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,840 be 50 years old. Or 20 years, if you pay the price. 204 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,920 Cash on hand, there are some there. 205 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,320 Your vampire, if he has to bite, it's over there. 206 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,960 - Let's go then! - No, Norbert. 207 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,720 The day dawns in a quarter time, going out is dangerous. 208 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,320 OK, we're not going there, then. 209 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,880 If you want, I have a friend's coffin. 210 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,000 In the guest room. 211 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,280 - Mahogany or walnut wood? - Walnut ! 212 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,960 I go in, you take me back to the cemetery. 213 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,480 I prefer to sleep there. Satin interior? 214 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,440 Mysterious music 215 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:17,400 ... 216 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:29,760 ... 217 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,560 It would be possible to do a trip to Limbo? 218 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,280 What do you all have with the afterlife? That's crazy. 219 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,880 Human beings cannot stop yourself from looking elsewhere. 220 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,200 Wherever he goes, it leaves trash and desolation. 221 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,760 If it's to sack Limbo 222 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,440 like your paradise earthly, no! 223 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,640 Why do you want to go there? 224 00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,680 I lost my mother, 225 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,600 so many years ago... 226 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,000 But I would like so much, so much, 227 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,040 be able to squeeze it in my arms. 228 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,920 Fetch someone in hell, 229 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,080 it is always very dangerous. 230 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,800 The reality... is a distorted mirror of hell. 231 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,560 Know it. Come on. 232 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,000 Me, I would like to be reincarnated as a plant. 233 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,800 My father, I saw a creature of the devil last night at the cemetery. 234 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,800 I recited a satanic prayer saying: 235 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:49,800 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11... 236 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,720 Cut it short, please! 237 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:55,040 664, 665, 666! 238 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,400 Did you say 666? 239 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,840 You are crazy! 240 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,360 Suddenly, as if appearing out of nowhere, 241 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,840 a specter appeared. 242 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,520 It looked like a vampire. 243 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,640 - The island is cursed. - Shut up ! 244 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,160 If you tell the truth, I need to call for reinforcements. 245 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,600 666! 246 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,320 You don't jerk off in front of your computer, I hope! 247 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,280 We ring the bell and knock on the door 248 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,400 Salam alaykoum. 249 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,680 Hello, Jean-Marc Abou, imam and exorcist. 250 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,280 Finally imam, soon. 251 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,840 You're not Arab? 252 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,840 - Is that a problem? - No not at all ! 253 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,040 Where is Jacob? 254 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,400 We ring the bell and knock on the door 255 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,160 - Hello Jacob. - It's not me. 256 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,520 Do you have anything for us? 257 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,880 I'm not coming with you bunch of anti-Semites. Jacob 258 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,320 - So what? 259 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,760 - No, nothing, we'll start without him. 260 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,280 - We're exorcising him! - Open your mouth! 261 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,560 Open your mouth! Open your mouth! 262 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,120 Come on, hold it! Open your mouth! 263 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,800 - Does it feel good? 264 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,080 - The scorpion don't sting for pleasure, 265 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,520 its venom is not a drink. 266 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,840 - Cursed be Satan! 267 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,080 - It was not necessary tempt the devil! 268 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,720 Pray to our Lord! 269 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,880 A life free from sin will keep you away from Satan! 270 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:35,320 Don't look at the girls jersey, salt in front of the door! 271 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,520 Peace and comfort in prayer. 272 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,840 But it's pepper, in front of the door. 273 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,360 You can add sugar. 274 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,960 If we called a vampire hunter? 275 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,360 Especially not! It's ours, to take care of this vampire. 276 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,760 The volcano is erupting 277 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,400 Mermaid of a boat 278 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,240 Madam! Madam ! No, not you. 279 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,240 Madam, excuse me. 280 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,440 Hello, we were together on the boat, I recognized you. 281 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,600 Could we share a taxi? 282 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,400 I have to go at the Franquin clinic 283 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,200 for an inheritance problem 284 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,880 and my credit card is blocked! 285 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,480 - Share a taxi? - Yes. 286 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,680 It's not in my habits, but we're going to take a detour, 287 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,600 I'm going to the cemetery. 288 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,280 Me neither, It's not my habits. 289 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,280 Rock music 290 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,920 Over there, the one who celebrates his birthday, 25 years old, 291 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:43,200 young, rich, superb, excellent pedigree, she is for you. 292 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,640 25 years old? Did you see the candles on his cake? She has much more! 293 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,600 I saw you come home completely illegally! 294 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,360 Not at all, It must have been other people. 295 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,160 I did like you. Melissa Brookfeller. 296 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,000 I am looking for Professor Franquin. 297 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,760 Do you know what does he look like? 298 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,680 No idea, we are here to 299 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,520 get to know with customers. 300 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,040 Maybe it's the guy over there? 301 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,160 Norbert, it’s your turn. 302 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,960 Thank you, goodbye. Thank you, goodbye! 303 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,520 - Enchanted, Marie Chelou. - Norbert. 304 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,680 I am a patient from Professor Franquin, 305 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,440 I come directly from Gstaad, Switzerland. 306 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,800 - I'm celebrating my birthday. - It's cool! 307 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,040 These are the benefits of the teacher. 308 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,600 The professor will be able to do a lot 309 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,600 with your dug up head! 310 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,400 I already love you. I imagine That’s what you’re here for? 311 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,920 Yes, sort of. 312 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,920 I would like to invite you in my room 313 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,920 for a part legs in the air. 314 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,640 Alas, the teacher forbids me any sexual relationship. 315 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,920 - Okay! - And above all... 316 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,400 I had my pussy done. 317 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,160 You can bite her shamelessly. 318 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,080 She's a little too dominato-castrating. 319 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,080 - No. - If ! 320 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,640 - No ! - Yes, I think so. 321 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:08,440 You look like you are 25 years old. I see a lot more candles... 322 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,920 Marie Chelou, what is your secret? 323 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,560 That ! 324 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,400 Purified blood! 325 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,640 In reality, I... finally... 326 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,000 I don't know if I can really tell you my age. 327 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,200 But let's say I have well over 80 years old. 328 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,680 - What did I tell you? - And you ? 329 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,040 Me, uh, I just blew my 352 springs. 330 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,680 - We had my birthday party. - Excellent ! 331 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,240 We put it in your veins, you're off for a ride! 332 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,280 What do you do for a living? Where are you staying? 333 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,880 Let's say... 334 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,480 It's strange, the staff of the clinic always comes in twos, 335 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,760 one white and one black. 336 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,800 A white and a black, yes, yes. 337 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,880 Maybe it's a coincidence? 338 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,280 There too. 339 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,040 No, a coincidence. 340 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,120 Here too it is verified, but it's one black, one white. 341 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,160 Rather a racialized and a white? 342 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,360 I introduce myself, Professor Franquin. 343 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,360 My assistant, Doctor Octave. 344 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,200 This avoids all accusation of racism. 345 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,440 If I make a remark, it's for the pair, 346 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,280 it's a reproach purely professional. 347 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,000 What a genius, this professor, really. 348 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,280 Norbert, I would like to show you 349 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,720 family jewels from my room. 350 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,240 No, no. Marie Chelou, I see you coming, 351 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,200 you have to wait for healing to do your...splurges. 352 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,120 Sir ? I don't seem to know you. 353 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,080 Are you invited by anyone? 354 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,800 You see: I am invited in a room. 355 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,720 - But how did you get in? - Professor Franquin! 356 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,840 Melissa Brookfeller. I come recover my father's body. 357 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,080 It's impossible, he's in a tank cryogenics for 85 years. 358 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,680 He signed a contract. 359 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,960 It will be necessary stop this charade! 360 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,280 Here is the letter from my lawyer 361 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,000 with the decision from the New York judge. 362 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,120 We are under French protectorate, 363 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,120 not under American jurisdiction. 364 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,520 If we go out your father of the vat 365 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,680 cooling, it is death. 366 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,560 My father died, I want to keep it that way. 367 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,000 This is not a definitive stop, not in this clinic. 368 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,160 Okay, but give me back his fortune... which you are sequestering! 369 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,960 Octave, we can't do anything, isn't it? 370 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,560 Not at this stage, professor. 371 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:34,120 Excuse me, intruders have broken in in...my...establishment... 372 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,280 To the thief! 373 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,720 Doctor! My IV! 374 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,800 To the thief! 375 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,480 Wait! 376 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,760 It's... it's... Ludvika! 377 00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,160 - I want to go back to the castle! - We change hiding places. 378 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,960 Disturbing music 379 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:32,440 ... 380 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,320 - Let's get out the skeleton of the tomb! 381 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,160 - Watch your fingers. 382 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,920 - It's that of the white lady. - Eh, the white lady! 383 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,600 A nice cozy little vault there. 384 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,920 I'm going to be fine! 385 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,520 So, this Marie Chelou, is she good? 386 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,240 She's pretty ugly! 387 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,000 Rather make myself a priest than bite her! 388 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,280 Well, we have a plan B. 389 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:04,040 Melissa Brookfeller, the heiress of the frozen guy at Franquin's. 390 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,440 Young, rich... 391 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,200 It remains to be seen whether she has pure blood. 392 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,840 - Failure. - Minute, minute... 393 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,680 If Marie Chelou has the same taste that his blood bags, 394 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,120 I might reconsider my judgment... 395 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,080 and possibly, be ok to bite. 396 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,640 You are cured of your phobia women, we go home. 397 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,920 No, no, I said "maybe", don't put anything away! 398 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,360 I used the preterite conditional. 399 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,840 It wasn't clear, clear. We don't get carried away either. 400 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,080 This purified blood worth gold, 401 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,360 this theft does not surprise me not at all. 402 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,640 Youth makes people envious, that's how it is. 403 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,680 My dear Marie Chelou, how are you? 404 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,560 It's about right, I feel weird. 405 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,280 My youth! It has evaporated! 406 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,160 Who changed the settings purified blood? 407 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,080 I barely had time to enjoy it, it's already over! 408 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,000 Give me back my body from before! 409 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,680 I want to find this paradise again. 410 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,440 I want to look like the idea that I make of myself. 411 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:24,400 Professor, have you ever dreamed to regain your youth? 412 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,680 I'm insomniac. Now, when I was young, 413 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,560 I was sleeping. Now, I am on permanent alert. 414 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,040 Only sleep will allow me to 415 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,120 find this feeling of youth. 416 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,600 Marie Chelou cries We continue the treatment. 417 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,040 We're hanging in there! 418 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,440 Vampires! Because from a stolen blood bag... 419 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,840 It's in the human genes. 420 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,200 He needs to believe to survive. 421 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,360 No reason to worry, 422 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,680 I don't even have warned the police. 423 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,480 They redecorated me! It's not possible! 424 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,000 Come on! Garbage can ! 425 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,280 If there is a fortress of Cartesianism, it’s here! 426 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,080 In this clinic! Let’s tell each other! 427 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:13,520 Me alive, there will be here, neither garlic, no superstition, no crucifix! 428 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,440 Are you sure you're going to come down here? Take this! 429 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,160 The news of Norbert's arrival has spread throughout the island! 430 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,560 Everyone barricaded themselves like a cyclone. 431 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,440 - Come on, darn! Objective, Marie Chelou! 432 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,240 - In broad daylight? 433 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,000 Oh yes, that's not wrong. 434 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,800 Revenge? 435 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,880 - Who's playing? - To you. 436 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,680 No, it's yours. 437 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,760 It's night there. 438 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,240 Disturbing music 439 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,800 Come on Norbert, get up! We're going to bite Marie Chelou. 440 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,800 We close the windows, It's not good for vampires! 441 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,040 We turn on the air conditioning. 442 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,040 Air conditioning? It's not okay! And the planet, then? 443 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,560 Come on! We open it all up. 444 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,920 Marie Chelou! We're going to dinner, okay? 445 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,680 We're going to take vitamins and we will be 20 years old again. 446 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,600 I will finally be able to drink without a hangover. 447 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,560 We're going to go to the locker room, you are going to put on this dress. 448 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,400 - She's not here anymore. - Oh no, damn... 449 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,560 Okay, I'm going to go back to the coffin, it's a shame. 450 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,680 Norbert, from now on... 451 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,000 camouflage operation. 452 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,720 We're going to get busted! 453 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,880 Don't be so negative, Norbert. 454 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,600 Already, walk slowly there. 455 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:21,000 Man invented the dead alive, to reassure themselves of nothingness. 456 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,400 It is the consciousness of living who started this. 457 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,160 And this consciousness, it’s Lascaux. 458 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,640 When man began to paint on the walls of the cave. 459 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,680 Or maybe the woman. 460 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,960 We may well have cell phones 461 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,960 and trudge through space, 462 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,440 our fears are those cavemen. 463 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,360 Thunder, volcanoes, blood loss... 464 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,880 Impossible to bite her. 465 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,000 - I have a spy centipede. 466 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,320 - A spy centipede? It's typical. 467 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,560 Go listen to what's going on. 468 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,080 The supernatural is entering into 469 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,760 a room and feel a hostility. 470 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,000 An actor of theater will know immediately 471 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,080 if the public is receptive. 472 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,200 Let's talk about something else, I hate theater. 473 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,920 I don't believe in the supernatural, I believe in surrealism. 474 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,120 It's cute your maggot stories, 475 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,760 but I need blood now. 476 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,880 I have a solution, bite me. 477 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,000 You are crazy, you are going to do this between men. 478 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,320 - Hey, why not? - Go ahead, if you're so bad. 479 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,600 What does that change? 480 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,920 You came to bite Marie Chelou, a rich, pure-blooded woman. 481 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,040 He is quite the opposite. 482 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,320 It's a Ming vase, hey. 483 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,160 It's what ? 484 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,000 A draft. 485 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,840 Shut this door on me! Although we have... 486 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,120 The door! 487 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,480 Listen to the noise. 488 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,680 When we light up, It’s click-click. 489 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:07,120 At school, when the teacher lit class, I really liked it. 490 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,960 The lighting of the neon makes a slight clicking sound 491 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,880 - What report? - None. 492 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,520 We can emphasize the things we like? 493 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,760 Otherwise, what's the point? to have memories? 494 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,920 We continue. 495 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:34,680 Mysterious music 496 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,360 There are people in there. 497 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,960 Oh yes. 498 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,640 Should I open? No ? If ? 499 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,480 - What is this thing? - Do you think he's dead? 500 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,800 Woo hoo! 501 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,160 What ? 502 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,320 - Bite me. - Oh, no, no. 503 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,840 I want to discover Limbo. 504 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,240 If I bite you, You're not going to discover anything at all! 505 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,600 Mortality is something sublime, extraordinary! 506 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,960 We don't realize it only when we lose it. 507 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,960 It's good, I found it. 508 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,920 It smells like a globule here. Well done my Didier. 509 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,200 It wouldn't be a little positive Rhesus, that? 510 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,520 Look at this dress. There is the whole range! 511 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,000 Vampires don't have reflection in the mirror 512 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,280 because they are ghosts, they are afraid of the day and can't stand garlic, 513 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,680 you think about killing them, they appear 514 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,720 in the nearest cemetery. 515 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,040 Do you like molecular cuisine? Octave, in addition to being a doctor, 516 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,160 is a magnificent cook. 517 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,440 Vegetable steak, beans meat, cockroach sashimi. 518 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,160 You will tell me the news. 519 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,400 Thank you Octave. 520 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,360 As a good Cartesian, I don't believe 521 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,680 to all this supernatural charlatanism, 522 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,040 no more than flying saucers. 523 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,200 I believe in science. 524 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,080 And the occult sciences? 525 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,160 I believe in everything which can be proven 526 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,160 and refuted, this is how 527 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,120 science is progressing. 528 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,520 But, this vampire on the island, Did we see it well? 529 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,600 Some have two holes at the level of the arteries. 530 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,840 What are your sources? Who ? 531 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,280 Satanists, religious people living 532 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,200 in contact of a so-called deity. 533 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,880 I don't believe anymore to their ghosts 534 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,880 than flying saucers! 535 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,440 Although... 536 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,480 that reminds me a story to which 537 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,440 I was confronted when I was younger. 538 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,920 Octave, would you like put you to the instrument 539 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,200 to create a little atmosphere? 540 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,400 I was just a young doctor, 541 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,360 practicing in a of these medical deserts, 542 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,200 the Massif Central. 543 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,520 No, it was in the Alps. 544 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,480 In Vendée. About Vendée, 545 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,080 there has never been a genocide. 546 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,840 massacres, like in all wars. 547 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Genocide? Rewriting History 548 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,680 good for amusement parks. 549 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,840 - Professor, you are rambling. - Yes, where was I? 550 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,320 I was in this Vendée with Catholic overtones, 551 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,720 I was begged to attend at the exhumation of a corpse 552 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,280 that a gullible population, the same 553 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,920 who believed to the genocide of the Vendée people, 554 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:32,800 thought to be the corpse of a vampire. 555 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,560 So I was going to participate at the opening of the grave, 556 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,360 I must say that it was a surprise. 557 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,480 My Cartesianism was shaken. 558 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,600 The body was perfectly intact. 559 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,880 A villager pushed a stake in the chest, 560 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,680 the corpse let out a rattle, which haunted me for years. 561 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,720 Sound of the stake being driven in the chest 562 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,680 But then, do vampires exist? 563 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,040 Not at all, you didn't understand anything. 564 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,360 State of conservation comes from the cold 565 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,360 and a land rich in arsenic 566 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,760 who preserves the corpse. 567 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,760 The vampire's cry: gas released by 568 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,720 the lungs when we drive the stake. 569 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,920 Given the exceptional condition of the corpse, the vocal cords work. 570 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,080 Science can explain everything, I tell you. 571 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,840 Octave screams Everyone screams 572 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,800 Calm down. 573 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,760 Don't believe everything what you see, 574 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,880 vampires don't exist. 575 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,160 Vampires cannot not enter 576 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,560 a house without having been invited there. 577 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,760 Someone invited a stranger in his room... 578 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,880 No risk... 579 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,040 let him come and drink blood from the clinic. 580 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,480 Let's get serious again! 581 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,040 Let's end it all this nonsense! 582 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,000 If there is a spirit in this place, let's summon him! 583 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,800 Ah, my can... 584 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,440 He is in hemoglocemia. 585 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,360 Norbert, Norbert! 586 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,400 We came for Marie Chelou. 587 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,360 Drink blood only satiates him. 588 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,000 Only by biting... 589 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,080 that he will become a real vampire. 590 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:08,680 Mysterious music 591 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,800 Cries of fear 592 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:36,000 ... 593 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,880 Norbert screams 594 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,960 Someone has to do a somewhat cynical incantation. 595 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,840 Disturbing music 596 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,680 Very disturbing music 597 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,000 Very disturbing music 598 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,120 The ominous music rewinds 599 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,520 Did you see? I dozed off. I communicated with sleep. 600 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,480 Teacher ! 601 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:46,000 You prove the opposite of what you want to demonstrate! 602 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,560 Meds, professor! 603 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:53,440 And there you have it, in great shape! Progress in science. 604 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,440 It's not possible! 605 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,400 - It is in good condition of imminent death. 606 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,360 - It happened possessed by Satan! 607 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,080 It's a heart attack. 608 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,160 She has a panic attack. 609 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,840 Throw him the salad bowl water in the face. 610 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,880 - It's not water, but fruit. 611 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,880 - Fruit, it's very good! 612 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,400 It's still warm, We only have two minutes. 613 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,480 Let's get a stretcher! 614 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,680 He just died before his glass of water. 615 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:26,840 - We need to cryogenically freeze him. 616 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,520 - I'm fine, don't worry! 617 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,040 - We will serve dessert afterwards. - It was just temporary. 618 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,800 - We're going to take him down to the cuvarium. 619 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,520 - It would be possible, a glass of water? 620 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,080 Who left it open? The body will deteriorate. 621 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,640 Suspense music 622 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,280 Connect the synthetic blood! 623 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,840 Infusion, ok, the blood has been replaced. 624 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,320 The air conditioning is minus 173 degrees. 625 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,920 Empty the intestines. 626 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,840 Octave, help me. 627 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,120 Gases leave the body 628 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,680 Cryonics was successful. He is gone dormant for 100 years. 629 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,280 Professor, professor! Come see! 630 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,400 This time, the joke has gone on long enough. 631 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,360 Tomorrow, I will notify the police. 632 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,600 The police? Against a vampire? 633 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,480 Stop your salads, vampires don't exist, okay? 634 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,440 Yes, professor. 635 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,440 Who do you think that is? 636 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,040 See for yourself, it's signed. 637 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,680 These are Satanists. 638 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,320 You have an S in a straight line 639 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,880 and the beginning of a star in the shape of an upside down monkey. 640 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,600 Our experiences bother people, it's obvious. 641 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,280 There are too many girls in a swimsuit on this island! 642 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,480 We closed this swimming pool, 643 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:10,440 Temple of Flesh and Bikini, through concerted action. 644 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,760 We launch an interfaith operation. 645 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,080 My colleague will lecture you. 646 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,240 The island is under the curse of the Devil! 647 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,600 We are going to have a procession at the statue of the Holy Belief. 648 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,840 And we're going to do it on our knees! Who wants to carry the cross? 649 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,120 ME, ME! 650 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,800 Only men pure people will be able to do it, 651 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,400 you go make me three lengths 652 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,040 of Ave Maria, on your knees! 653 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,760 Jean-Marc will play the bagpipes. 654 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,760 An air of a confession who is not 655 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,720 his. We thank you for that. 656 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,200 This is very halal of you. 657 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,720 Let's get on our knees before the Lord. 658 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,520 Let us unite before the Lord. 659 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,360 We are simple sinners, Lord. 660 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,800 This is to atone for your sins! Come on ! 661 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,120 Even more! 662 00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,680 It smells like the devil of Boulet Red! It smells like Satan! 663 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,400 Cursed be he! 664 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,640 They sing about the sound of the bagpipes 665 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:13,400 Soft liturgical music 666 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:31,120 ... 667 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,560 The crossover worked. 668 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,840 This perfume... 669 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,840 This flower has so much personality 670 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,680 what she would do pass any 671 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,440 another flower for an invertebrate. 672 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,280 As for her, she is asleep. What luck! 673 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,320 It will bloom again in 50 years, my age... 674 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,960 I envy him for being so peaceful. 675 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,000 I don't understand how I fell asleep 676 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,000 during the meal, I dreamed. 677 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,160 As for those who saw the table flies away... 678 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,080 I have known cases collective hallucinations, 679 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,600 the dance of Saint-Vitus, but it creates 680 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,040 gatherings harmful to society 681 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,400 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 682 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,240 There is a vampire on the island. 683 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,920 Simple formality. 684 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,080 We are here to protect you. 685 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,840 The body of Christ. 686 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,840 - Sleep. - I'm not sleepy. 687 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,040 Hide your teeth. 688 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,720 Tension music 689 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,880 The body of Christ. 690 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,720 The body of Christ. 691 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,920 The body of Christ. 692 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,240 I'm a little confused... 693 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,800 Is vegan your thing? 694 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,800 Flour and water, yes, it's vegan. 695 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,240 Open your mouth! 696 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,080 The body of Christ, 697 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,560 - he is vegan, how? - By the operation of the Holy Spirit! 698 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,720 She doesn't want not take the host! 699 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,200 - I don't believe in God! - Let her be baptized by force! 700 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,840 - Come on ! - Stop, stop! 701 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,120 Stop! 702 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,320 Punish me instead! 703 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,520 May the Lord make me suffer to forgive his faults. 704 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:37,760 I didn't do anything! 705 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,080 Glory to baptism! 706 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,520 - Glory to the Lord! - God is great! 707 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,720 God is great! God is great! 708 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,640 And that's it, it's good now. 709 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,400 What do we tell mom? 710 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:30,160 Don't want to die on unemployment and point to hell, or the other way around. 711 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,880 I almost set fire. I bought 712 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,000 an electric hob, it's convenient. 713 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,880 It's good for make pancakes too. 714 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,520 Wake up! We need you for the session. 715 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,440 It's been 72 hours that I didn't sleep. 716 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,400 You will sleep afterwards! 717 00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,280 No, leave me. 718 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,080 Vitali, wake up. 719 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,960 I would like introduce you to my parents. 720 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,320 You are having a dream. 721 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,360 The plants are came into appearance. 722 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,240 There was my mother. 723 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,440 I would like you request a service. 724 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,160 You know, my parents, they are a little stiff. 725 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,600 To hide nothing from you, they are downright reactive. 726 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:36,720 Me, everything that is ideology, pure blood, basically, 727 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,200 I am against. 728 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,240 That's not my opinion at all. 729 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,320 Where are you going with this? 730 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,640 I believe that I have a crush on Vitali. 731 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,880 I was wondering, if it doesn't bother you, 732 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,000 to disguise yourself as a woman, 733 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,320 time of the session of spiritualism. 734 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,480 Between boys, It's still a bit of a problem... 735 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,320 And I'm sure that Didier isn't going to say anything, is he? 736 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,280 I don't think that that would be a good idea. 737 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,160 Mom said a young pure blooded woman 738 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,760 and from a good family, that goes without saying. 739 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,280 It makes me laugh. 740 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,360 It's true ? 741 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,520 Well, ok, I'll go. 742 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,560 THANKS. 743 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,080 Vitali, you told me that you had become a man. 744 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,320 If it's to come in disguise as a woman, I don't see the... 745 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,320 It wasn't more easy to stay... 746 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,640 You do what you want, as long as you feel good about yourself. 747 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,760 We're going to start. 748 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,680 Spirit, are you there? 749 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,920 The soup is boiling 750 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,680 Hello, here, mom. 751 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,200 Norbert, did you bite? 752 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,560 Have you met someone you like? 753 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,400 So, yes. It's her. 754 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,600 - Mixed race. - Who ? 755 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,560 It's Vitali, we met on the island. 756 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,040 Never in life! 757 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,440 It's never good enough! 758 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:16,440 Nothing is ever good enough for respect for traditions, 759 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,480 under the aegis of the great Satan, understood! 760 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:24,080 I believe neither in the Devil nor in God. I belong to the century of reason 761 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,680 and lights. 762 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,400 This is where it leads your liberal education! 763 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,400 You made him anticlerical! 764 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:31,880 Explain yourself to your father! 765 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,680 - For me, it's too much! - Listen to me carefully, my little one. 766 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,160 Obscurantism has never harm to those in power. 767 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:43,800 Knowing that we need money to replenish the castle, 768 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,080 this Vitali, Is she from a good family? 769 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:51,920 Yes, we are in his home, with his father. 770 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,440 Cuckoo ! 771 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,920 Didier, what is it what does this work? 772 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,000 Don't worry. 773 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,080 You didn't do it at all what we asked you. 774 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,080 We met Marie Chelou and Melissa Brookfeller, 775 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,480 he will bite one of the two and come back with it, right? 776 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:12,960 No, no, but... 777 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:17,280 Know that this Vitali, doesn't deserve my respect, she... 778 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,280 It's not "she", it's "him". 779 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,520 He's a man. 780 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,680 You're making fun of the world! 781 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:24,440 No, but, 782 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,200 you rascals! 783 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,440 It's clever, she hung up the soup on me. 784 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,400 Thank you Didier, thank you. 785 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,680 You're welcome, I only did my duty. 786 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,760 Come on, all hope is not lost. 787 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:46,360 You will be able to fit everything alone? Otherwise, take my car. 788 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,680 And take the wheels. 789 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,440 What wheels? 790 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,040 You sit on it. 791 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,800 - These? - Yes. 792 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:13,920 Excuse me, Aren't you going a little fast there? 793 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,240 The faster we go, the sooner we get to the cemetery. 794 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,880 The procession sings 795 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,240 ... 796 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,520 Brake! 797 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,200 Crumpled sheet metal and broken glass 798 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,640 Oh, shit! 799 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,880 Norbert! 800 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:57,760 Norbert! 801 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:03,720 Norbert? 802 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:08,200 Norbert? 803 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:15,080 Upbeat music 804 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:16,880 Norbert? 805 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:26,640 ... 806 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,040 - What are you doing here? - I'm looking for Norbert. 807 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,960 We had an accident, I had no choice. 808 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,120 I am the only survivor, Norbert is 809 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,240 in a nearby cemetery, but not here. 810 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,360 My pants are remained in the crate... 811 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,640 Listen! Where was this accident? 812 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,680 Up there, facing a dangerous bend. 813 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,920 - Next to the Plantes cemetery. - Here we go ! 814 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,960 Where are you going? It's over there! 815 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,760 So that's it, the Plants cemetery... 816 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,280 It is true that there is lots of dead leaves. 817 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:12,880 Find ! 818 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,200 In the grave of the acorn. 819 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,400 Someone cuts a branch 820 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,680 Barnabé, stop following me like a little dog! 821 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,640 Go look over there if you find something. 822 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,360 She knows my face, you need to get him away. 823 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,840 She won't walk away like that. You have to attack the weak point. 824 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,600 - Hi ! - Hello, are you there? 825 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,760 How are you from the cemetery? 826 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,760 Sorry for locking you out. 827 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,200 - Do you know there is a vampire? - No way ! 828 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,800 I saw it first, I raised the alarm. 829 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,200 I called a hunter vampire as reinforcement. 830 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:57,040 She's on TV and we are preparing a biopic about her. 831 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,720 Would you like to go have a drink at the bistro? 832 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:03,360 - It's a two-hour walk! - It's tempting, isn't it? 833 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,240 - All right. - Cool. 834 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,840 Her name is Ludvika Von Ludvik, 835 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,160 - Have you heard about it? - No way. 836 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,800 She's super nice. 837 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,200 I'm showing you something, look. 838 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,800 There they build a shitty building. 839 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,520 I don't like being too small. 840 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,600 They build another shitty building, 841 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,640 I'm going to buy an apartment there 842 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:25,600 shit to do a shitty Airbnb. 843 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,960 I will rent it to tourists from shit, with shitty air conditioning, 844 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:32,160 they will watch shitty series on shitty platforms. 845 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,000 - Shall we have a drink? - Sorry, I'm not so thirsty anymore. 846 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:40,000 Otherwise, go without me, you don't have than to invite Ludvika, at all. 847 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:43,400 Yes, that's it, I'm going to invite you, Ludvika. 848 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,080 This Vitali, why did you follow her? 849 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,640 You lost track of him! 850 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,120 It is a sin what you wanted to do with her! 851 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:50,040 Stop! 852 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,560 You need a plan. 853 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:55,080 The vampire will bite everyone the islanders and the prefect with them! 854 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,120 You want the prefect get bitten? 855 00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,000 - The prefect is a friend. - He eats out of our hand. 856 00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:04,520 - Let's think a little, but carefully! - Yes, let's not think about it. 857 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,600 - Could we go pray? - No, in your free time. 858 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,880 I suggest you to make two groups. 859 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:15,200 You, the clinic where not very Catholic stuff. 860 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,200 - Not very orthodox. Not kosher. - Not kosher? 861 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:23,360 You, the clinic and the professor Franquin, us, Vitali and his dad. 862 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,840 Call me if you find this vampire before me! 863 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,680 Come on ! Go! 864 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,440 Barnabas! Let me think. 865 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,840 - What are you doing here? - Well, well, well, blood! 866 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,600 Mistress, Mistress! Come see! 867 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,240 - What do we do with this... whore? - Don't talk like that! 868 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,800 Where were you going with this blood? 869 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,200 What are you talking about? Oh, that? 870 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,520 Where were you going? Come on, speak, creature of Satan! 871 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,960 - Your joke isn't funny! - Let me go! 872 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:21,120 We're going to cut off your fingers and gouge your eyes out with it. 873 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,880 I hope you are vaccinated against tetanus! 874 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,280 - Wait, what are you doing? - I haven't started to squeeze! 875 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,520 I hate people who scream before being in pain. 876 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,640 Stop, stop! My fingers! Damn, my fingers! 877 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:37,520 My fingers, my fingers! 878 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:40,080 We're going to dig him the eyes with. 879 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,520 Spring sound 880 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,880 They are escaping! Catch them, you stupid donkey! 881 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:50,720 Upbeat music 882 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,440 Spring sound 883 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,280 - Get up in there! - I'm waiting for Vitali, I want 884 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,480 my dose! 885 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,480 I said it, he betrayed us. 886 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,880 Vitali will bring me a dose of fresh, oxygenated blood. 887 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:05,960 I will oxygenate you, you will see! 888 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,640 But stop fucking! Stop! 889 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,320 You need me too much to the castle to bite me! 890 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,040 Ouch! 891 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,280 In 350 years, I have never seen 892 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,280 a servant do something like that to me! 893 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,840 I am not your servant, I am the caretaker of the museum. 894 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,000 It's only you who believes it, you know very well who hires you. 895 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,360 Exactly, I don't want to to lose my job! 896 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,320 I'm going to go look for Marie Chelou. 897 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:36,520 and we'll see when she's in your coffin, 898 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,400 if you don't bite her. 899 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:43,240 After that, I go to bed, it's 48 hours since I slept. 900 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:52,480 Melancholic music 901 00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:07,360 ... 902 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,680 I drink at every sunset to give me courage 903 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,200 to face the night, every evening, I see her arriving with anxiety. 904 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,840 I fear the insomnia that will surprise me around 3am. 905 00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,400 So the ideas jostle each other without logic. 906 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:35,800 There are so many dreams in insomnia than in sleep. 907 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,960 Tension music 908 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,520 Sleeping pills do not do you nothing anymore? 909 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,400 It's my own host, it makes me sleep all day. 910 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,720 So the night continues with light. 911 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,040 We really have to to make this meal? 912 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,480 It's a way to buy peace. 913 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,400 They have a lot insisted, then... 914 00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,320 this will allow to burst the abscess. 915 00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,040 Let's hope he comes out of it maximum pus. 916 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,200 You know what said Montesquieu? 917 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:09,040 He who buys peace puts himself in a position to pay more for it. 918 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,520 People love the police. The Religion is the police of the mind. 919 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,160 Bring in the police! 920 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,160 We came to make sure that the clinic 921 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,120 is not under the influence of Satan. Cursed be he! 922 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,680 The rumor that you would have changed 923 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,280 men to women is it true? 924 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,760 There are rumors experiences of rejuvenation. 925 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,320 You promise eternal life, me, eternal youth. 926 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,960 Will you set the table for me? 927 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,720 I admire you, because you are useful. 928 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,600 We must keep the island calm, by selling them beliefs. 929 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,400 There was so little sharing, 930 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,760 that, without you, there would have been an insurrection, 931 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,960 of which we wouldn't come out alive. 932 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,000 We didn't come make us insult! 933 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:51,600 Religions are necessary, spirituality even more. 934 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,880 Freedom of belief must not 935 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,280 encroach on freedom of belief. 936 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,840 Religious power bothers me, people like you. 937 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,160 We forget the power colonizer of religions. 938 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,200 How many beliefs have been erased 939 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,200 in the name of an official religion? 940 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:11,600 - Do you change people's gender? - That would be blasphemy! 941 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,440 You did a spiritualist session 942 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,240 and a vampire appeared! 943 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,720 You want us to bring him to exorcise the thing? 944 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,000 - Yes. - Yes. 945 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,200 If no one wants join hands, 946 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,440 we do not fear to get there. Come on ! 947 00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,760 On the other hand, music no, it's distracting. 948 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,160 It's time to go lay down the plants. 949 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:53,960 Suspense music 950 00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:07,000 ... 951 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:20,080 ... 952 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:42,120 Surprise! Guess who it is that we come to get! 953 00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,160 It seems that your daughter is flirting 954 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,280 with a vampire? Where is he? Speak ! 955 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,880 I don't see at all what you want to talk about. 956 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,240 And this? What is this? 957 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,760 Where did we find it? We found it here! 958 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,800 It's the vampire's cloak! 959 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,240 Barnabas! Come help me! 960 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:02,080 We are going to submit him to the question, like the Inquisition. 961 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,000 Too bad we don't have the priest. 962 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,280 Music box 963 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,120 I'm hungry! Barnabé, heat the plate! 964 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,560 I want pancakes! 965 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,680 Where is the vampire? Speak ! 966 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,920 We cut off his balls, it gets people talking. 967 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:25,400 No, first of all, pointed ears! 968 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:27,760 Marmoset. 969 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,760 Click on the photos 970 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,360 It's been a long time since we hadn't seen you in the living room. 971 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,360 We clear well behind 972 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,320 the ears? A Parisian cut? 973 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,480 - Take the gag off! - Yes, Mistress! 974 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,680 With pointed ears, I will scare you at night! 975 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,320 - He's right, it's scary! - The plate is hot! 976 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,280 The plate is hot! 977 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,960 I want pancakes! The plate is hot! 978 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,760 Be careful, it risks to hurt a little. 979 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,000 He moans 980 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,880 Mistress, it fits. 981 01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,760 Spatula? 982 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,280 Hold ! 983 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:17,920 - I can make a second one? 984 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,440 - No. 985 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,480 It's funny, when we torture people, 986 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:26,280 10 seconds of torture, They think it’s been 10 years! 987 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:30,720 You will see! All Saints, tell me, what year is it? 988 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,120 - 2050. - Barnabas, stop! 989 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,560 Stop laughing, make him talk! 990 01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:37,520 Pardon. Speak ! 991 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:43,560 I have a tube of super strong glue, can we put it in his eyes? 992 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,280 No ! If we pushed cotton swabs dipped in acid? 993 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,160 Your cotton swabs in holes 994 01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,960 in the balls with a hole punch? 995 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,920 - Do you have a hole punch? - Yes. 996 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,680 I stole one from the office, a collection center. 997 01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,080 Amazing, people not paying their credit! 998 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,000 We take out his guts and we make him 999 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:01,840 eat Caen style! 1000 01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:05,080 Excuse me, fashion from Caen, I'm not a fan. 1001 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,320 - Rougail, is it possible? - Come on, let's go. 1002 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,320 That stuff makes me hungry. 1003 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,200 Is that all? Add more. 1004 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:21,160 The hoses make a pipe noise 1005 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:24,720 - What is it, is it a tumor? - No, a big shit. 1006 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,240 ... 1007 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:34,960 Eat. Eat! 1008 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,960 Speak. Speak, I tell you! 1009 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,920 Yes, okay, I'll talk. 1010 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,800 - Too much rougail. - Mistress, he will never speak! 1011 01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:49,320 If we engraved him a Belgian story about the buttocks? 1012 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,160 - That would make you laugh! - No, it's schoolboy! 1013 01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,200 Put a smiley face on his forehead. 1014 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,720 Speak ! Where I go crush your plants 1015 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,760 shit in your shit garden 1016 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:01,000 with your shitty turtle! 1017 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,800 Don't touch my plants! 1018 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,960 The vampire's name is Norbert, he is missing a tooth 1019 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,640 he comes to bite an American, Melissa Brookfeller. 1020 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:16,480 You finally spoke. Thank you Toussaint, thank you. 1021 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,360 What are you doing ? 1022 01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,560 What are you doing ? 1023 01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:26,040 I write to him "thank you", to remain polite. 1024 01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,520 It cannot be written not like that! Stupid! 1025 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,680 Mistress, where are you going? Wait for me! 1026 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:36,440 I'll leave the cutter to you, free yourself and write “thank you”. Mistress ! 1027 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:40,000 Mistress ! Wait for me! 1028 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:47,960 Hey, here's what I do with it of your shitty flowers! 1029 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,160 Mistress ! 1030 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,360 Mistress ! 1031 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,920 Ah! 1032 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,880 Ludvika! 1033 01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,320 Muffled screams 1034 01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:00,000 They mumble together 1035 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,600 Did you ask me? 1036 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,240 I have one of those thirsts! Do you hear me? 1037 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,480 I can ? 1038 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:15,080 It starts again, it's unbearable! 1039 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:19,280 Pardon. 1040 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:26,600 I drank! 1041 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:33,040 Intriguing music 1042 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,040 You make a spectacle of yourself, It’s lamentable! 1043 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,680 A woman of this rank... What indignity! 1044 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,960 Go die in hell, bunch of phallocrats! 1045 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:46,360 Let's continue without her, It will eventually work. 1046 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,800 It's been 6 hours! I'm tired. 1047 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,480 No sign appeared, and the day dawns. 1048 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,080 I'm coming to doubt. 1049 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,480 You mean that God does not exist? 1050 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:05,760 The sparrow does not lay its egg in the snake's nest. 1051 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,680 Unless the lynx has a pebble eye. 1052 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,440 And the stone is sometimes a diamond. 1053 01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:12,560 A woman is no longer beautiful with 1054 01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,800 a diamond that if she has the grace. 1055 01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:15,840 The Grace of God! 1056 01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:20,880 So this is the proof, that God exists. 1057 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:32,160 Mysterious music 1058 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:48,360 ... 1059 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,680 Spring sound 1060 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,080 Come with me. 1061 01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,720 If we can catch him, 1062 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,800 I would like to push him the stake in the chest! 1063 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:36,040 For now, We’re not there yet! There ! 1064 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,440 When I tell you, you will open the coffin, 1065 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:46,560 and I will do what I have to do. Mallet! Pitch! The stake! 1066 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,960 - What stake? - Nobody thought of that? 1067 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:51,000 We made incantations All night long, we're exhausted. 1068 01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,480 I won't open the coffin without the material! 1069 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,600 You have to go get it. Who stays? 1070 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,520 Stand there helpless? 1071 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,880 You bunch of idiots! 1072 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:14,040 The coronavirus spread in France 1073 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,440 because of a gathering bigots. 1074 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,520 Dear Marie Chelou, you seem more and more fit. 1075 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:21,640 I wish that my skin operation 1076 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,680 takes place today. I can't take it anymore. 1077 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,680 It's shit. A skin graft is needed. 1078 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,480 Quickly, before you get bitten by the vampires! 1079 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,400 You should not reoxygenate the blood, but the brain. 1080 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,880 Oh ! I want to leave here! 1081 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:36,960 - Shall we move forward with the operation? - It's not free. 1082 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,080 Money is not a problem. 1083 01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:41,400 skin graft, general anesthesia. 1084 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:43,400 Lucky girl, you're going to sleep. 1085 01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:48,560 EKG beep 1086 01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,920 My only memory, It’s that headache. 1087 01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,320 And these three religious teasing me with the beyond. 1088 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:05,360 Scalpel? 1089 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:10,080 There was everything the opium of the people. 1090 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:14,320 I don't understand how I managed to fall asleep. 1091 01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:18,000 And those vampire stories... Hello nonsense. 1092 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,640 Mosquitoes, yes, they are bloodsuckers, 1093 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,120 leeches too. 1094 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:25,800 Incision. 1095 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:32,080 Fortunately, the wine was good. It was the one from the clinic. 1096 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:35,280 Incision. 1097 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,800 What did I mean? No, nothing. Incision. 1098 01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,240 Thrifty? 1099 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,640 New face? 1100 01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:33,080 - Where does it come from? - Chinese presence. 1101 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,680 Marie Chelou is Caucasian! 1102 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:38,760 You want us to have the racists and the anti-racists on the back! 1103 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:42,520 No problem for the organs internal, but for the skin... 1104 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:45,920 We go on standby. Vape break for everyone. 1105 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,600 Prevent her from waking up. 1106 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,520 Sorry, Marie Chelou. I have a coffin 1107 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,640 two places waiting for you... 1108 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,440 with Norbert. 1109 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,760 But what what are you doing there? 1110 01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:39,520 You see clearly... I'm looking for Biafine. 1111 01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:41,280 - Oh! - Take it at the end, there. 1112 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:42,560 Okay. 1113 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,360 There are a lot of them, I say! 1114 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,800 - I'll take it there. - Here, there? 1115 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,040 Great, thank you. 1116 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,320 - And have a good day. - Good day. 1117 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,800 Upbeat music 1118 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:07,600 Come on Marie Chelou, here we are, courage. 1119 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:10,760 If we catch it, I would like to drive the stake into him... 1120 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,760 You already told us! 1121 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:18,400 When I say it, you will open the coffin, 1122 01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,200 I will do what I have something to do, okay? 1123 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,560 - Okay! - Mallet! Pitch! 1124 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,840 In the news! Both! 1125 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:26,320 AH! 1126 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,720 I recognize her, It’s the White Lady! 1127 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,920 Scary music 1128 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:36,920 AH! 1129 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:40,240 Come back! It doesn't exist, bunch of idiots! 1130 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:46,000 It was lucky that the teacher doesn't believe in vampires. 1131 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,360 This is the last place where to hide Norbert. 1132 01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:51,400 The plants came talk to me tonight. 1133 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,800 They spoke to me of the power of light. 1134 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,480 I see that. 1135 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,080 I promised them not to eat them anymore. 1136 01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:00,120 The problem, I am already vegetarian. 1137 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:03,640 I can't feed on light, that’s what it gives. 1138 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:07,680 What am I going to eat? 1139 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:13,480 I hear someone, plug the thing in. 1140 01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:17,280 Blue, blue, it goes on blue. I can connect here. 1141 01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:19,120 No, that's three-phase. 1142 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:37,680 Disturbing music 1143 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,920 Be careful, this smoke is extremely toxic. 1144 01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,560 Customers' money is not sequestered 1145 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,560 but invested in science. 1146 01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:02,680 Blood is replaced by blood 1147 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,000 formalin synthesis with antifreeze. 1148 01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:07,960 As for the intestines, they are emptied in there. 1149 01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:09,960 - Alright. - And, there you go... 1150 01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:11,880 Mr. your father. 1151 01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:14,000 We are getting old, not him, 1152 01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:15,840 soon it will be younger than us! 1153 01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:17,760 I have papers officials putting you 1154 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:19,480 ordered to disconnect my father. 1155 01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:22,240 It is signed by the administration French, the prefect! 1156 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:26,200 You know, me, administration... 1157 01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:28,000 - Unplug it! - No. 1158 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:28,880 - If ! - No. 1159 01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:29,760 - If ! - No ! 1160 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:30,760 - If ! - No ! 1161 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:31,680 - If ! - No ! 1162 01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:32,760 - No ! - If ! 1163 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:34,600 - No ! - If ! 1164 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,520 And when I say that I do it, I do it. 1165 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,680 Perfect ! You can proceed when pouring into beer. 1166 01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:09,040 Disturbing music 1167 01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:12,720 Professor? 1168 01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:16,920 Someone made a mistake connection of transfusions! 1169 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,000 A single blood problem 1170 01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:21,080 would reflect on all patients 1171 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:24,400 Professor, come, we have a serious problem. 1172 01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,680 We redid his chest... 1173 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:36,400 but we took by mistake the skin of Marie Chelou's face. 1174 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,800 Someone must have something else to 1175 01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,880 the place of the face! Does it hurt? 1176 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:41,880 No. 1177 01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:45,440 There is a vampire! 1178 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:48,760 What are you doing ? The treatment is not over. 1179 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,080 We don't stay one more minute! 1180 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:55,240 The vampire is no longer here, he left with Santa Claus. 1181 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,680 Return to your rooms, the children. 1182 01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:00,000 And we are not protesting! 1183 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,480 These beliefs are screwing us up a mess not possible. 1184 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,920 With this volcano, people believe anything! 1185 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:10,600 It would be necessary to resolder the group around us. 1186 01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,520 We are not going to them ask for applause 1187 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:15,840 caregivers every evening at 8 p.m. 1188 01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,600 Or else... A masked ball. 1189 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,240 - Yes! It's Halloween! - It's Halloween. 1190 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,560 But where is this idiot? 1191 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,040 How are you ? 1192 01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:44,880 - Okay. - What is it? 1193 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:49,080 Bite me, I want to find out a new world, come on, bite me. 1194 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:53,120 You are ready for the journey, my guy? 1195 01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:56,200 No, but stop there! 1196 01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:57,880 Stop! 1197 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,920 You are in the process to make a big mistake! 1198 01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:05,440 The priority is to go bite Melissa Brookfeller. 1199 01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:09,200 For your frolics, you will see that later. Here we go. 1200 01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:11,360 Why did he say a big stupidity? 1201 01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:13,400 Maybe he knows what he's saying. 1202 01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:16,960 - No more than us! - There are plenty of them like that. 1203 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,280 I did a search genealogical. 1204 01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:22,800 Melissa Brookfeller would have pure blood. 1205 01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,600 He rings the doorbell 1206 01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:28,400 She's all over you. Well done Norbert! You're finally getting married. 1207 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:31,000 I don't want to be thrown away in the arms of a woman 1208 01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:32,720 to save my family! 1209 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:35,120 I'm more comfortable with Vitali, even if he's a man. 1210 01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:38,040 It's you! Good morning. 1211 01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,720 - My God, I love the French! - Perfect ! 1212 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:42,080 - Come in! - No, uh... 1213 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:45,160 I have finally inherited of my father's fortune. 1214 01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:47,320 I got it unplugged. 1215 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:50,720 With Professor Franquin, we had a great idea... 1216 01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:53,200 I don't really like it, actually... 1217 01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:55,480 I don't do anything without a marriage contract, sorry. 1218 01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,200 Kiss me! 1219 01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:00,320 I need at least a blood test! 1220 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:04,360 - But you are a player! - No, no! 1221 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:08,160 - You'll see! - I'm not a samosa! 1222 01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:10,480 Sorry, Melissa, I said samosa, 1223 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,680 but I mentioned the spring roll, the spring roll. 1224 01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:15,840 Here is my first surprise! 1225 01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:19,800 This is my new project with Professor Franquin! 1226 01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:21,560 It's a model. 1227 01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:23,480 And my second surprise... 1228 01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:26,880 Another girl just for you, it's a fantasy. 1229 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:28,560 - Hi ! - Hello Ludvika! 1230 01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:30,920 You said your prayer before you go to bed? 1231 01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,560 No ! No way ! 1232 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:36,560 Ouch! 1233 01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:38,480 I would love to participate! 1234 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:41,960 - It stings! - Take the pump! Stronger! 1235 01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:43,920 Come on, louder! 1236 01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:47,400 - But he's going to choke! - Come on, again! 1237 01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:48,720 Corkscrew sound 1238 01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:51,080 - Slowly! - But what are you doing? 1239 01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:52,800 It's me who caught it, share it, 1240 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:54,440 yes, but not kill him! 1241 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,000 - Push yourself! You can't understand! 1242 01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:57,440 - But you are what kind of girl? 1243 01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:00,000 - Isn't that okay? This is my Norbert! 1244 01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:02,400 - I will crush you like a mass! 1245 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,120 So, is it good? 1246 01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,160 Excuse me, Are you Norbert? 1247 01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,120 I come specially from Brazil... 1248 01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,920 We don't have time, sir. 1249 01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:14,040 - But hell, Does that speak to you? 1250 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,120 - Hell. We still need to know... 1251 01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:20,120 I am an evangelist and I have something for you. 1252 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,800 Go die in hell, creature of Satan! 1253 01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:32,200 Not cool! 1254 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:35,800 Oh my! But where do you come from? 1255 01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:38,480 It's not like that let's kill a vampire! 1256 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,080 Either we cut off his head, 1257 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:43,240 or a stake in the heart. It's not complicated! 1258 01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:44,480 Well there you have it! 1259 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:47,680 He went back, God knows where, in a coffin. Well done ! 1260 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:50,680 Huge explosion 1261 01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:55,400 The professor holds his patients in a state of artificial death! 1262 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:58,800 We have to go and recover their souls without further delay! 1263 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,440 This is why the volcano gets angry! 1264 01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:03,000 YES ! 1265 01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:05,520 It starts by transforming from men to women! 1266 01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:09,120 And then there are vampires! The Devil is on the island! 1267 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,720 It's all the fault from Professor Franquin! 1268 01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:14,560 Everyone at the clinic from Professor Franquin! 1269 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:15,240 YES ! 1270 01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:22,480 Upbeat party music 1271 01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:25,960 It's going to be a great party. 1272 01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:30,000 ... 1273 01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:31,680 This way! 1274 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:42,680 If my intuition is correct, that's where he reappeared. 1275 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:47,840 Norbert, Melissa Brookfeller is up there. 1276 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:49,960 It's now or never. 1277 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:51,840 - You have to bite it! - Oh no, no, no. 1278 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,000 It's crazy to be so selfish! 1279 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:57,440 You have a tradition to be respected! 1280 01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:00,960 Not to mention that I will find myself unemployed... 1281 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:07,400 Tell me, about Vitali... 1282 01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:08,520 What? 1283 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:11,760 What would you do, if it was a woman? 1284 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:18,720 I don't know, myself. Man, woman, homosexuality, heterosexuality... 1285 01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,920 I don't know. It's not a little... 1286 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:24,640 - Exceeded all that? - Come on, one last effort. 1287 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,120 It's just a bad time to spend with Melissa. 1288 01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:28,760 Tomorrow we return to the castle. 1289 01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:30,840 Teacher ! A group of fanatics 1290 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,880 wants to go in the clinic by force. 1291 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:34,960 The idiots! They didn't understand that we were disguised? 1292 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,080 Come on ! 1293 01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:41,120 - In this hotel! - The basements of hell! 1294 01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,400 Upbeat party music 1295 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:53,760 Everyone over there! 1296 01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:01,360 Satan is here! Satan is here! 1297 01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:04,640 The Devil is here! The Devil is here! 1298 01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,240 Hail Mary! 1299 01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,840 Satan is here! 1300 01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:16,920 Hail Mary! Ave Maria dominus secum! 1301 01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:19,240 Come on ! Let's all go to the volcano! 1302 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,480 Everyone to the volcano! 1303 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:28,800 Very successful your disguise! I need to go to sleep. 1304 01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,120 Come. 1305 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:36,720 Scary music 1306 01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:46,560 ... 1307 01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:50,680 - She's not here. She's not here. 1308 01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:53,160 - Norbert, where have you been? 1309 01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:54,720 - We don't understand when you speak. 1310 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:56,240 - Where were you so past? 1311 01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,760 I came back to sign the papers repatriation of my father. 1312 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:02,040 And besides, hold on, this is my blood. 1313 01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:04,320 What you wanted, a blood test. 1314 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:07,240 - That's it, we'll make pudding out of it! - We don't understand you. 1315 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:10,640 - We'll make blood sausage out of it, confiscated! - Come on, give it! 1316 01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:12,960 I'll get us a drink. 1317 01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:16,320 - Go ahead, Norbert! - No, we've already discussed it. 1318 01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:19,120 Shit ! I forgot my hat to the cuvaria. 1319 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:22,720 Scary music 1320 01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:27,680 Howls 1321 01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:43,160 The lighting of the neon makes a slight clicking sound 1322 01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,440 So, my hat, my hat... 1323 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:10,840 I smoke cigarettes chocolate from the start? 1324 01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,960 What is what is this story? 1325 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:21,920 I also said to myself, There's a lot of smoke in this film. 1326 01:24:27,720 --> 01:24:28,840 Cuckoo. 1327 01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:38,600 Ludvika Von Ludwig. 1328 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:42,000 I'm going to look my hat to the cuvaria, 1329 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,840 Is it possible to shift? 1330 01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:51,360 - Is that what you're looking for? - No, that's a pliers. 1331 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,880 No, that's a hat! 1332 01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:58,720 - No, it's pliers. - No, it's a very pretty hat! 1333 01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:02,280 - Say Ahhh! - Ahhh! 1334 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:07,520 Are you okay there? Are you ready? 1335 01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,840 - Are you okay there? - I didn't feel anything. 1336 01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:15,160 - Another little blow? - Come on ! 1337 01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:18,920 One last one for the road! 1338 01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:33,160 Hey, Ludvika! 1339 01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:38,800 That's a hat! 1340 01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:57,240 You got this from me, please? THANKS. 1341 01:25:58,480 --> 01:25:59,600 Kisses. 1342 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:13,800 Oh, there, there, there, he messes it up everywhere. 1343 01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:18,400 It's plastic! Oh damn! 1344 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,280 It's Halloween! 1345 01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:32,040 Dad, dad! 1346 01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:35,800 Dad, the inheritance, where is he? 1347 01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:37,920 We must die now! 1348 01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:03,240 My eyes! 1349 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,440 Your tooth. 1350 01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:31,920 Only a sacrifice can save Red Ball! Everyone to the volcano! 1351 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:36,000 Down with the Devil! Let's sacrifice ourselves! Come on ! 1352 01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:46,240 Wait for me, you anti-Semites! 1353 01:27:57,760 --> 01:28:00,480 Explosion 1354 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,360 Wait. 1355 01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:12,120 Look at me. 1356 01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:18,040 You are a real vampire now. Bite me. 1357 01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:20,800 To hell with the castle and the family? 1358 01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:24,160 And all the ideology conservative that goes with it! 1359 01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:27,840 I prefer to live my homosexual love because... 1360 01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:30,520 because it's real love. 1361 01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:33,120 - Wait for Newt. - What ? 1362 01:28:34,880 --> 01:28:36,480 I am a woman. 1363 01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:42,080 I don't see that as an obstacle to my homosexuality. 1364 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,640 - Teacher ? - Yes ? 1365 01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:46,480 - Teacher ? - Yes ! 1366 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:48,480 It's a long process... 1367 01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:50,400 to change sex? 1368 01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:52,000 No, why? 1369 01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:55,720 Because I will be much happier like that. 1370 01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:02,160 Sardonic laughter 1371 01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:16,520 Synthetic music