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- THE SUN ALWAYS SHINES
IN BEVERLY HILLS,

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BUT NOT ON EVERYONE.

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- EVERYTHING MIGHT LOOK PERFECT,
BUT IT'S NOT.

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IT'S A LAND OF MAKE-BELIEVE.

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- THIS TOWN RUNS ON STATUS.

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STATUS CAN COME FROM MONEY,

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CONNECTIONS, FAME,
OR EVEN LOOKS.

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- YOU COULD BE THE TOAST
OF THE TOWN ONE DAY

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AND A NOBODY THE NEXT.

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IT CAN ALL GO AWAY
IN AN INSTANT.

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- BUT IF YOU CAN PLAY
THE GAME,

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THERE'S NOWHERE BETTER
TO LIVE.

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[upbeat music]

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- IT MAY LOOK LIKE
I HAVE IT ALL,

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BUT I WANT MORE.

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- IN BEVERLY HILLS,
IT'S WHO YOU KNOW,

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AND I KNOW EVERYONE.

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- MONEY IS WHAT I HAVE,
NOT WHO I AM.

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- I WAS A CHILD STAR,
BUT NOW MY MOST IMPORTANT ROLE

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IS BEING A MOTHER.

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- IN A TOWN FULL OF PHONIES,

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I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE REAL.

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- IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT
OF MY HUSBAND'S SHADOW

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AND SHINE.

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- BREAKFAST.

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MY NAME'S LISA VANDERPUMP.

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GOOD BOY.

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DO YOU WANT A DRINKIE FIRST?

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AND I LIVE IN A GATED COMMUNITY
IN BEVERLY HILLS.

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I LOVE LIVING HERE.

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I MEAN, IT REALLY IS LIKE
A FANTASY LAND.

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I JUST LOVE THIS HOUSE
AND IT'S SO ROMANTIC

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AND IT'S KIND OF DESIGNED
LIKE A FRENCH CHATEAU.

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I JUST THINK THERE'S EVERYTHING
YOU NEED HERE.

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YOU CAN LITERALLY LIVE HERE AND
NOT GO ANYWHERE ELSE.

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KEN?
- YES?

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- DARLING?

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KEN?

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- YEAH?
- WHERE ARE YOU?

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- I'M IN THE SITTING ROOM.

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- LET'S GO FIND DADDY.

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I MARRIED KEN TODD
WHEN I WAS 21.

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MY HUSBAND CALLS ME
A SEX OBJECT.

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HE SAYS EVERY TIME HE WANTS SEX,
I OBJECT.

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- THANKS A LOT.

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- I SAY TO HIM, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

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"CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAYS,

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"AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
NOT MINE.

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THAT'S ANOTHER DAY OFF."

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- SHE IS A VERY FUNNY PERSON.

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- [chuckles]

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I HAVE TWO CHILDREN.

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PANDORA'S 24.

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MAX IS 18.

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THEY'VE FLED THE NEST,

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SO THEY'VE LEFT ME
WITH A BIG OLD EMPTY HOUSE,

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SO I HAD NO CHOICE
BUT TO FILL IT

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WITH MY LITTLE FURRY FRIENDS.

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THIS IS JIGGY WHO GOES
EVERYWHERE WITH ME.

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GIVE ME A KISS, JIGGY.

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MWAH.

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[dog barks]

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- MY TWO...

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PIKACHU AND LOLLIPOP.

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THEY ARE MY LITTLE BOYS
AND GIRLS.

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- I'M NOT DOING--
TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY.

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- WE SHOULD AT LEAST DO WEIGHT.

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IT'S A BIT MORE MANLY
THAN JUST DOING THIS.

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- STOP TRYING
TO BE SUCH A MAN.

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KEN AND I HAVE 26 RESTAURANTS,
BARS, CLUBS.

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WE USED TO HAVE A GAY CLUB IN
LONDON CALLED THE SHADOW LOUNGE.

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THE FRONT GUY WAS CEDRIC.

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- DID YOU SEE MY PHOTOS,
BY THE WAY?

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- I LIKE THE HEADSHOTS.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT.

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- MY EYES ARE AMAZING.

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HAVE YOU NOTICED A DIFFERENCE?

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- YEAH.

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HE USED TO KIND OF BE THE--

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YOU KNOW, THE BEAUTIFUL FACE
ON THE DOOR.

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YEAH, NO, YOUR EYES
DO LOOK GOOD.

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- WHAT ELSE IS GOOD?
GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS.

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YOU KNOW I LIKE IT.
- THAT'S IT.

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THAT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT'S GOOD.

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[laughter]

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BUT HE DID KIND OF START

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TO JUST MERGE WITH OUR FAMILY.

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- I JUST HOPE HE REALLY
IS GAY,

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BECAUSE HE SPENDS A LOT
OF TIME WITH MY WIFE.

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IF HE WASN'T GAY,
I WOULD BE VERY ANNOYED.

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- CEDRIC WAS LIVING IN LONDON
WHEN WE MOVED TO L.A.

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WE TRIED TO GET AWAY FROM HIM,

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BUT HE FOLLOWED US OVER HERE.

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- KEN AND LISA HAVE TRIED
TO SORT OF LOSE ME

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ON THEIR WAY.

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THEY MOVED FROM
THREE DIFFERENT CONTINENTS

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AND I STILL FOUND THEM.

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- I SAID HE COULD STAY
WITH US FOR--

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WELL, UNTIL HE GOT SORTED.

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HE'S LIVED WITH US FOR A YEAR,

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9 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS,
2 DAYS, AND 14 HOURS.

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- AT THE MOMENT,
I'M OKAY HERE.

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AND I THINK
I'LL STAY FOR A BIT.

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- YOU'RE LIVING HERE
FOR TWO YEARS?

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- I'M NEVER LEAVING.

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- OH, YES, YOU ARE.

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- NEVER.
- YES, YOU ARE.

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[dog barks]

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- MY NAME IS ADRIENNE MALOOF...

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PAUL!

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AND I LIVE ACROSS
THE STREET FROM LISA.

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I GREW UP BEING
VERY INDEPENDENT.

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OF COURSE, WITH ALL BROTHERS,
I HAD TO BE.

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I'M PART OF
THE MALOOF COMPANIES,

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WHICH IS A VERY DIVERSIFIED
FAMILY BUSINESS.

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OUR FAMILY BUSINESS CONSISTS
OF AN NBA BASKETBALL TEAM,

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THE SACRAMENTO KINGS...

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THE PALMS CASINO
IN LAS VEGAS...

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WE'RE IN THE
SKATEBOARDING BUSINESS.

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- ♪♪ DO NOT SAY GOOD-BYE ♪♪

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- WE'RE IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS,

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PARTNERS WITH INTERSCOPE
RECORDS.

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MY FATHER INSTILLED
IN US A WORK ETHIC THAT

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IT'S WONDERFUL TO HAVE MONEY,
BUT YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT.

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WE'VE BEEN HARD WORKERS
OUR WHOLE LIFE.

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- THAT HAND UP.
ONE.

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- HEY. HA HA HA!

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- MISS VEGAS IS BACK.
- MIKE!

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I'M MARRIED
TO A PLASTIC SURGEON.

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HIS NAME IS PAUL NASSIF.

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I JUST SAW THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.

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- COME ON.

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- CAN I KISS YOU HELLO
OR AM I TOO SWEATY FOR YOU?

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- NO.
OOH.

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- [indistinct]

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- UGH.
YOU SMELL.

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UM, CHECK THAT OUT.

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- WOW.
- WOW.

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GEORGE MALOOF
AND THE MALOOF FAMILY.

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- PAUL IS NOT INVOLVED
IN THE MALOOF COMPANIES AT ALL.

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PAUL AND I KEEP
EVERYTHING SEPARATE.

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- AND A $1 MILLION FUNDRAISER
FOR THE DNC.

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- GUESS WHO DIDN'T GO.

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- OH, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT,
PAUL?

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- SHE'S A DEMOCRAT.
- WHO CARES?

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- I'M A REPUBLICAN.

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- LISTEN.

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THE FIRST AFRICAN-AMERICAN
PRESIDENT.

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THAT IS HISTORY.

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OUR CHILDREN WILL
BE READING THIS

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AND HE DOESN'T GO.

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- IF I EVER DO MY THING,

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WOULD YOU GO?
- YES.

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- YOU NEVER WENT
WITH ME ON MANY THINGS.

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- LISTEN.
I MAY HAVE NOT AGREED WITH

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THE LAST PRESIDENT
AND HIS POLICIES--

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- WELL, SAME THING HERE.
- LET ME FINISH.

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BUT GUESS WHAT.

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I RESPECT HIM AS THE LEADER
OF OUR COUNTRY.

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- WELL, OF COURSE.

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I'M SURE HE'S VERY CHARISMATIC.

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- SO AS THE LEADER
OF OUR COUNTRY,

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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE
IF YOU WENT.

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- WE'RE BOTH
TYPE "A" PERSONALITIES,

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SO THE TWO
TYPE "A" PERSONALITY

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IS OBVIOUSLY ONCE
IN A WHILE GONNA DO THIS.

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I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF WORKING OUT RIGHT NOW AND--

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- OKAY, WELL, I'M NOT--
- [indistinct]

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- NO, HE WON'T DO A TAKEDOWN.
HIM?

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I TRIED ONE ON HIM.
DID HE TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED?

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NO, NO, NO, NO.

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- SHE RUINED MY BACK
FOR TWO WEEKS.

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SHE'S THE MOST POWERFUL
PETITE WOMAN

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I'VE EVER MET IN MY
ENTIRE LIFE.

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- SO LET'S JUST SAY SOMEBODY
APPROACHES ME

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AND THEY'RE GRABBING MY ARM.
- ALL RIGHT.

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- I WOULD DO THIS.

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SEE THAT?

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I WOULD SAY I HAVE
A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS

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AND A LOT OF ACQUAINTANCES.

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- UM, I'LL HAVE
A THREE-SHOT LATTE.

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- GIRL?

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GROWING UP IN EXTREME WEALTH,

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YOU HAVE TO SOMETIMES
BE CAREFUL.

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I CHOOSE WISELY
WHO MY FRIENDS ARE.

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I WAS THINKING ABOUT INVITING
SOME OF MY FRIENDS--

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AND OF COURSE
I WANT YOU TO COME--

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TO THE LAST GAME OF
THE KINGS NBA SEASON,

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WHICH WE PLAY THE LAKERS.

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I'VE KNOWN TAYLOR
FOR THREE YEARS.

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OUR CHILDREN GO
TO SCHOOL TOGETHER

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AND THAT'S HOW I ORIGINALLY
MET HER.

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I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
BE A KINGS FAN.

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- OF COURSE I'M GONNA
BE A KINGS FAN.

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YOU KNOW, I'M LOYAL, BABY.

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- I KNOW.

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- ADRIENNE IS A GODMOTHER
OF MY DAUGHTER KENNEDY.

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- SO I THOUGHT YOU, LISA,
MYSELF.

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AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
YOU'VE MET CAMILLE YET.

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CAMILLE GRAMMER.

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- NO, BUT I'VE HEARD
SO MUCH ABOUT HER.

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SHE SOUNDS LOVELY.
- YEAH.

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- I'M SURE WE'LL
HAVE A GOOD TIME.

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- OH, A BLAST.
ARE YOU KIDDING?

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- MY NAME IS CAMILLE GRAMMER.

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I'M A DANCER AND I HAVE BEEN
MY WHOLE LIFE.

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I USED TO DANCE ON CLUB MTV.

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DANCE, FOR ME, IS FREEDOM.

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IT'S HOW I EXPRESS MYSELF.

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A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
THEY KNOW ME,

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'CAUSE I'M MARRIED TO
A CELEBRITY, BUT THEY DON'T.

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HEY.
GIVE ME A HUG.

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MMM.
I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

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I'M A MOTHER OF TWO.

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THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY
AND DON'T JUDGE ME.

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NO, I HAVE FOUR NANNIES
AND THEY ROTATE.

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- THERE'S TWO SETS OF NANNIES.
TWO FOR EACH CHILD.

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- NOT ONLY DO WE TAKE CARE
OF THE KIDS HERE,

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WE TRAVEL WITH THEM
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

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- A TYPICAL DAY IS BASICALLY,
YOU KNOW,

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WAKING UP WITH
THE KIDS AND, UM,

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GETTING THEM READY FOR SCHOOL.

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- AND THEN TAKE HIM
TO HIS VARIOUS

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EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES.

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- AND JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY
HIRES NANNIES,

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THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE
NOT A GOOD MOTHER

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AND THEY'RE NOT THERE
FOR THEIR CHILDREN.

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I'M HERE ALL THE TIME
FOR MY CHILDREN.

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SO HOW'S YOUR BROTHER?
- OKAY.

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- HOW'S JUDE--OKAY?

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HEY, ASH, HOW'S JUDE FEELING?

231
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- HE SEEMED ALL RIGHT.
- IS HE DOING BETTER?

232
00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,473
- YEAH, HE'S DOING OKAY NOW.
- THAT'S GREAT.

233
00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:57,767
- YEAH.

234
00:09:57,767 --> 00:10:00,697
- I FEEL LIKE I LIVE
IN MY OWN PRIVATE RETREAT.

235
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,400
17 ACRES TOTAL.

236
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:07,030
IT'S BASICALLY A SMALL PARK
WITH A, YOU KNOW, POND.

237
00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,833
WE HAVE A POOL.

238
00:10:09,834 --> 00:10:12,974
A TENNIS COURT.

239
00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:15,167
UM, WE HAD HORSES.
NO LONGER.

240
00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,196
- DAD!

241
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,930
- HI, HONEY.

242
00:10:18,934 --> 00:10:21,934
- UM, YEAH, I'M MARRIED
TO KELSEY GRAMMER AND,

243
00:10:21,934 --> 00:10:24,874
YES, HE'S AN ACTOR
AND A CHARACTER.

244
00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,627
- HEY, BUDDY.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.

245
00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:28,633
- DO IT.
DO IT!

246
00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:32,003
- I'VE SPENT 13 YEARS MARRIED
TO CAMILLE.

247
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,270
SHE HAS TAKEN A, UH--

248
00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,566
WHAT YOU MIGHT SAY
A BACKSEAT TO MY LIFE.

249
00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:39,027
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR CAMILLE TO--

250
00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:41,003
TO GET A LITTLE ATTENTION.

251
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,470
- AHH!

252
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,827
- [chuckles]

253
00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:45,904
YES, BIG JOE.
HUH, WHO'S ROMEO JOE?

254
00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,470
GOOD BOY.
ALL RIGHT.

255
00:10:47,467 --> 00:10:49,227
LEAVING THE FAMILY
IS NEVER EASY.

256
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,503
IT'S JUST SOMETIMES THERE
ARE THINGS THAT CALL US AWAY.

257
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,730
WE HAVE TO DO IT.

258
00:10:52,734 --> 00:10:54,074
- WHY DON'T I START
GRABBING SOME SHIRTS

259
00:10:54,066 --> 00:10:55,066
OUT OF THE CLOSET FOR YOU?

260
00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:56,166
- ALL RIGHT, SURE.
- OKAY.

261
00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,596
- THANKS.

262
00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,270
GET THE SHIRTS THAT
MAKE ME LOOK REALLY GAY.

263
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:02,596
- THE ONES THAT MAKE
YOU LOOK GAY?

264
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,730
IS THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING
A GAY SHOW?

265
00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:08,134
- I GOT A CALL MENTIONING
LA CAGE AUX FOLLES

266
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:11,073
AND IT SEEMED TO ME LIKE THIS
WAS REALLY A GREAT IDEA

267
00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:12,396
AND A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
AND CERTAINLY

268
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,000
THE RIGHT ROLE
TO GO PLAY IN NEW YORK.

269
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,770
- WHAT DO I DO WHEN THE KIDS
START GETTING ALL CRAZY?

270
00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:19,127
JUST SAY, "DAD"?

271
00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:20,533
- TELL 'EM YOU'RE GONNA
TELL THEIR FATHER.

272
00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:21,703
- OKAY.

273
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,430
I LOVE YOU.

274
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,633
BE SAFE.

275
00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:26,803
I'M USED TO HIM GOING AWAY
FOR TWO WEEKS

276
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,800
AT THE MOST,
BUT NOT A WHOLE YEAR.

277
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,030
- BYE, BABE!

278
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,773
- BYE!

279
00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,767
- GOOD-BYE-BYE!

280
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,067
- BYE!

281
00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,296
BUT I FEEL THAT THIS
IS AN OPPORTUNITY

282
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:41,400
FOR ME TO SHOW
THAT I AM MY OWN PERSON.

283
00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:46,704
- COMING UP ON
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...

284
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,030
- WHAT IF I WANT TO--
- WE'VE LOOKED AT EVERYTHING.

285
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:49,703
THERE'S NOTHING OUT.
- ANOTHER WHAT?

286
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,400
SHE ALL OF A SUDDEN
THROWS AT ME THAT,

287
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,700
YOU KNOW, "MAYBE I'LL HAVE
ANOTHER BABY."

288
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,470
DON'T NEED A HUSBAND FIRST?

289
00:12:10,066 --> 00:12:12,166
- MY NAME'S TAYLOR ARMSTRONG.

290
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,526
I GREW UP IN OKLAHOMA,

291
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,603
YOU KNOW, IN A NORMAL
MIDDLE-CLASS FAMILY.

292
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,300
I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING
INSIDE OF ME SINCE I WAS SMALL

293
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:25,170
THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING REALLY
BIG FOR ME IN MY LIFE.

294
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,826
I WAS ALMOST ENVIOUS
IN SOME RESPECTS

295
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,274
OF PEOPLE WHO WERE CONTENT
IN LIVING

296
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:33,166
THE MIDDLE-CLASS LIFESTYLE
THAT THEY HAD.

297
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,626
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH
EASIER NOT TO HAVE

298
00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,333
SUCH ENORMOUS ASPIRATIONS.

299
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:39,273
IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE.

300
00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:41,096
- HI, HONEY.
- HI.

301
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,600
SO WE READY TO HAVE FUN?

302
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,930
OKAY, THIS, UNFORTUNATELY,
HAS TO MOVE.

303
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,104
CAN YOU PUT THAT--

304
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,370
- SEE?
ALREADY DIRECTING.

305
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,267
OKAY.
- JUST PUT THAT OVER THERE.

306
00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:50,526
PLEASE. PLEASE.

307
00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:52,303
- TAYLOR HAD WANTED
TO GET SOME FILLER DONE

308
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,030
ON THE SIDE OF HER TEMPLES,

309
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,573
SO SHE WENT TO MY HUSBAND.

310
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,897
I THOUGHT THAT THAT PROCEDURE
PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED

311
00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:03,470
TO BE DONE ON TAYLOR.

312
00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:05,127
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?

313
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,573
- WHAT?

314
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,027
- THAT?

315
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,233
- THAT'S LIDOCAINE.

316
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:11,803
- I KNOW THE SURPRISE
ON MY FACE WAS,

317
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,130
LIKE, THAT OF TERROR.

318
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:15,773
- THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

319
00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:17,367
- I'M STARTING TO SWEAT.

320
00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:18,767
- NO, IT'S FINE.
IT'S FINE, ADRIENNE.

321
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:19,927
- ALL RIGHT.

322
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,274
I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED.

323
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:24,296
AND THAT WAS ONLY THE SECOND
TIME HE HAD DONE THAT.

324
00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:29,303
- BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ARE
A DIME A DOZEN AROUND HERE,

325
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:34,970
ESPECIALLY 20-YEAR-OLD
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

326
00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:37,597
AND MY HUSBAND IS MASCULINE.

327
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,170
THERE'S NO BLURRING THAT ISSUE.

328
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,666
OH, MY GOODNESS.
HELP ME.

329
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,867
LIKE, "OH, LORD, HE'S GONNA
LEAVE ME FOR A 20-YEAR-OLD."

330
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:48,927
VERY PRETTY.

331
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,367
I AM MARRIED
TO RUSSELL ARMSTRONG.

332
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,397
HE'S A VENTURE CAPITALIST
AND INVESTMENT BANKER.

333
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,070
- SO WHAT'S THE LATEST
WITH YOUR LITTLE COMPANY?

334
00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:04,226
- I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU
WOULDN'T CALL MY COMPANY LITTLE.

335
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:07,973
MY CURRENT BUSINESS IS
HIGH-LEVEL MANAGEMENT CONSULTING

336
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:09,797
AND I DON'T WANT TO PUT
MYSELF IN A POSITION

337
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,530
WHERE I DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY
TO CARE FOR MYSELF

338
00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:15,033
IN THE EVENT THAT ONE
OF THESE DAYS,

339
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:17,433
YOU KNOW, THE YOUNGER,
BETTER THING COMES ALONG

340
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:21,433
AND--AND--
YOU KNOW, THINGS HAPPEN.

341
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:23,473
- BY THE WAY,

342
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:25,967
HEATHER'S GONNA BE
IN TOWN NEXT WEEK.

343
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,967
- I JUST READ ONLINE THAT
YOU PUT $10 MILLION

344
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:31,967
INTO HER PHONE COMPANY.

345
00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:33,997
I LOVE HOW I'M GETTING
THE FORBES MAGAZINE

346
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,700
PRESS RELEASE THAT YOU INVESTED
$10 MILLION.

347
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,000
- I KNOW IT'S VERY RISKY,

348
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,600
BUT I'M ACTUALLY
VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT.

349
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,070
- I WOULD SAY OUR MARRIAGE
IS ABOUT 80% BUSINESS

350
00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:48,096
AND 20% ROMANCE.

351
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,770
BUT THAT'S SOMETHING
I SIGNED UP FOR.

352
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,374
- DID YOU GUYS WANT
TO USE BUBBLE WRAP OR--

353
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,497
- I HEARD EVERYBODY
LOVED THAT MOVIE.

354
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,070
- WHAT?

355
00:15:03,066 --> 00:15:04,396
- ARE YOU GONNA SIT THERE
OR ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING?

356
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,930
I'M KIM RICHARDS
AND I'M A SINGLE MOM.

357
00:15:05,934 --> 00:15:07,474
I HAVE FOUR KIDS.

358
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:09,627
THREE FROM TWO MARRIAGES
AND ONE

359
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,133
FROM A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP.

360
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:13,433
- STOP.
THAT'S MY HAIR.

361
00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,473
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
YOU JERK.

362
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:17,667
- I SHARE CUSTODY
WITH MY KIDS' FATHERS,

363
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,697
BUT RIGHT NOW,
ALL FOUR ARE HOME WITH ME.

364
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,230
ARE YOU JUST GONNA SIT THERE
OR ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING?

365
00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,203
- I'M GONNA HELP.

366
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,230
- LOOK AT GRANDMA.

367
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,133
- LET ME SEE. WHAT?

368
00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:30,673
- MY MOM GAVE ME AMAZING ADVICE.

369
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:34,097
"BE CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE YOUR
WHOLE LIFE YOUR KIDS, KIMBERLY.

370
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,870
BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU'LL
END UP ALL BY YOURSELF."

371
00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:41,567
SHE CHOSE TO MAKE HER LIFE ALL
ABOUT HER KIDS.

372
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,027
I CHOSE TO FOLLOW
MY MOM'S FOOTSTEPS.

373
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,233
IT'S A CHOICE I MADE.

374
00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:47,303
- I'M GONNA LOOK THROUGH THESE.

375
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,000
- THAT'S MOM WHEN
SHE WAS LITTLE.

376
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,100
- I KNOW.

377
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,600
- SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

378
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,030
- WE'VE SEEN ALL THAT.
- DON'T LOOK AT THOSE.

379
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,673
THAT'S JUST MOM WHEN
SHE'S LITTLE.

380
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,527
- YEAH, WELL, YOU HAVE SEEN 'EM,
LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES.

381
00:15:56,533 --> 00:16:00,533
- MY CHILDHOOD WAS DIFFERENT
THAN THE AVERAGE CHILD.

382
00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:03,073
WHEN WE MOVED TO CALIFORNIA,
I HAD ALREADY DONE

383
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,426
SEVERAL COMMERCIALS,

384
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:06,273
AND BY THE TIME I WAS FOUR,

385
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,026
I WAS ON A TELEVISION
SERIES CALLED

386
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,233
NANNY AND THE PROFESSOR.

387
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,733
BY THE TIME I WAS TEN,

388
00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:13,204
I WAS SIGNED
TO WALT DISNEY STUDIOS.

389
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,430
I WAS NOT JUST A CHILD ACTRESS.

390
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,403
I WAS, YOU KNOW,
THE "DISNEY GIRL."

391
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,900
- WE DON'T KNOW WHY WE DO
ALL THESE THINGS.

392
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,970
WE DON'T KNOW HOW
IT ALL STARTED.

393
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:24,427
LOOK AT MY STAND-IN.

394
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:27,333
HIS NAME WAS ANGELO AND--

395
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,873
- THAT WAS YOUR STAND-IN?
- YES.

396
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,097
- WHAT?

397
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,370
- I DID MAGNUM P.I.,

398
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,527
POLICE WOMAN, MEDICAL CENTER,
MEDICAL STORY,

399
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:34,903
CHiPS.

400
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,230
- YOU'RE MAKING IT ALL SOUND SO
EASY AND IT'S NOT.

401
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:38,633
- I KNOW IT'S NOT, BABY.

402
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,973
- PONCH, I'VE HURT
SO MANY PEOPLE.

403
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,297
- I WAS QUITE FAMOUS.

404
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,800
THANK YOU.
I LOVE YOU.

405
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,200
YOU'VE ALL BEEN SO GOOD TO ME.

406
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,800
I LIKE THIS PICTURE TOO.

407
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,630
I DEFINITELY DIDN'T
DO THE SAME THINGS

408
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,503
THAT OTHER TEENAGERS DID.

409
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,070
I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL.

410
00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:53,696
I DIDN'T GET TO, YOU KNOW,
BE A BROWNIE

411
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,270
OR A GIRL SCOUT.

412
00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:57,096
I DIDN'T GET TO RIDE
ON THE SCHOOL BUS,

413
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,600
BUT I HAD AN AMAZING CAREER.

414
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,070
I'VE HAD MY FAME,
AND I GRACEFULLY WALKED AWAY,

415
00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:07,396
AND IN THAT TIME FRAME
I BECAME A FULL-TIME MOM.

416
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,170
- WAS THIS WHEN
AUNT KATHY HAD--

417
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,766
- PARIS.
- THAT'S AUNT KATHY,

418
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:12,567
AUNT KYLE, AND I,
AND PARIS.

419
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:13,967
I HAVE TWO SISTERS.

420
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,167
MY OLDEST SISTER
IS KATHY HILTON.

421
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,766
HER DAUGHTER IS PARIS.

422
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,327
PARIS DECIDED
SHE WAS GONNA GO OUT

423
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:23,173
AND BE SOMETHING
FOR HERSELF AND SHE DID.

424
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,326
AND I'D GONE OUT
TO DINNER WITH HER

425
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,203
AND AS WE CAME OUT,
THEY'RE LIKE,

426
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,430
"KIM! KIM! PARIS! PARIS!"

427
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:32,973
AND PARIS LOOKED OVER
AT ME LIKE, "WHO ARE YOU?"

428
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:35,597
AND I'M LIKE--THEY'RE LIKE,
"PARIS, DON'T FORGET.

429
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,230
YOUR AUNT WAS HERE FIRST,"
AND I WAS LIKE,

430
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,373
"OH, YEAH, HONEY.
STEP ASIDE.

431
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:40,297
DON'T FORGET.
I WAS HERE FIRST."

432
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,030
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "AUNT KIM!"

433
00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:45,033
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "PARIS,
YOUR AUNT'S AN ICON."

434
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,533
[mumbles]
AND SHE'S LIKE, "WAIT.

435
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,103
I'M AN ICON TOO."

436
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,030
THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, BUT YOUR
AUNT WAS AN ICON FIRST."

437
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:01,327
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A BIGGER
HOME FOR MONTHS,

438
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,633
BUT RIGHT NOW,
I'M REALLY UNDER THE GUN.

439
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,573
MY CURRENT LEASE ENDS
IN TWO WEEKS

440
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,127
AND I HOPE THAT
THIS ONE IS THE ONE.

441
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:10,633
COME ON, PORTIA.

442
00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:11,833
[sighs]

443
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:15,034
- OKAY, SO YOU GET
TO SEE

444
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:16,903
THE FULL LAY OF THE LAND
WHEN YOU WALK IN,

445
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,670
WHICH IS NICE
AND BRIGHT AND OPEN.

446
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,997
A BIG KITCHEN.
- THAT'S WHAT I REALLY LOVE.

447
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,570
- BIG KITCHEN.
THERE'S A SCREEN THAT GOES

448
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,397
OVER THIS IF IT'S TOO BRIGHT.

449
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,730
- EVEN THOUGH
I'M YOUNGER THAN KIM,

450
00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:28,404
I FEEL A SENSE
OF RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER.

451
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,670
HER DIVORCE SET HER BACK
FINANCIALLY FOR SURE

452
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,627
AND I WORRY ABOUT HER.

453
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,933
- IT'S SO CHARMING
AND SO PRETTY,

454
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:37,104
BUT I NEED MORE BEDROOMS.

455
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,230
- I'M SCARED YOU'RE GONNA
END UP, YOU KNOW,

456
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,833
TRYING TO GET FIVE BEDROOMS
FOR THE KIDS

457
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,234
AND THEY BOTH MIGHT,
YOU KNOW, MOVE OUT.

458
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,703
- BUT I STILL WANT THEM
TO HAVE A PLACE

459
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,730
EVEN WHEN THEY DO LEAVE,

460
00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:48,634
TO COME HOME AND SAY,
"OH, HERE'S MY SPACE."

461
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:52,203
- KIM HAS REALLY MADE HER KIDS
SO MUCH THE FOCUS OF HER LIFE

462
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,100
THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE
A LOT OF GREAT GIRLFRIENDS.

463
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,670
SHE'S VERY ISOLATED.

464
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,427
FOR YOU TO HAVE ALL OF THAT,
THAT'S GONNA BE A FORTUNE.

465
00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,233
YOU ALSO HAVE TO BE THINKING,
YOU KNOW, FOUR KIDS.

466
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,733
YOU'RE PUTTING THEM
ALL THROUGH COLLEGE.

467
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:03,374
KIM HAS ALWAYS
BEEN A BIG SPENDER.

468
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,327
AS SOON AS SHE TURNED 18
AND GOT THE MONEY

469
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,873
FROM HER MOVIES
AND HER TV SHOWS,

470
00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:10,467
THAT DAY, SHE WENT OUT AND
BOUGHT A GORGEOUS PORSCHE.

471
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:12,997
SHE DEFINITELY HAS
AN ISSUE WITH SPENDING.

472
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,270
SEEMS PERFECT, RIGHT?

473
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:15,596
- NO, I LIKE IT.

474
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,570
- BUT?

475
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,497
- KIM'S IN SCHOOL.

476
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,030
IT'S GONNA BE TOO MUCH--

477
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:23,673
I THINK IT MIGHT BE TOO FAR OUT
FOR ME TO MAKE THE DRIVE.

478
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,330
- FIRST, YOU TELL ME THAT YOU
WANT TO BE CLOSER TO ME

479
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,433
AND ALL OF US AND THEN YOU TELL
ME THAT IT'S TOO FAR

480
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,533
FROM KIMBERLY'S SCHOOL.

481
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:34,433
I CANNOT KEEP LOOKING LIKE THIS.

482
00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:35,933
I DON'T WANT YOU JUST TO SETTLE.

483
00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:37,634
THIS IS YOUR HOME,
WHICH IS YOUR SANCTUARY.

484
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:40,233
I GET THAT,
BUT SERIOUSLY--

485
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:42,173
WE'VE LOOKED AT EVERYTHING.
THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE.

486
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,526
ANOTHER WHAT?

487
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:44,703
- BABY.

488
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,370
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

489
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:48,297
- YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

490
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:51,400
- BABIES BRING SO MUCH JOY
TO A HOME.

491
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,730
I MIGHT WANT MY OWN.

492
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,034
AND WHY NOT?
I MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES.

493
00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:57,473
- OKAY, YOU'VE LOST IT.

494
00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:58,967
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE HAVING
ANOTHER BABY.

495
00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,327
I'M SORRY.

496
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,733
SHE ALL OF A SUDDEN
THROWS AT ME THAT,

497
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,104
YOU KNOW, "MAYBE
I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BABY."

498
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,070
DON'T NEED A HUSBAND FIRST?

499
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,266
- COMING UP ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES...

500
00:20:13,266 --> 00:20:14,966
- HOLY [bleep].

501
00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:16,927
- SHE'S LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.
LISA! LISA! LISA!"

502
00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:19,134
AND I'M LIKE,
"OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE."

503
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:22,633
[thud]
- OH, MY GOD.

504
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:39,104
- DON'T START WITHOUT ME.

505
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,430
- I'M SORRY.
SORRY.

506
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:42,833
- HEY, GUESS WHAT.
- I COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.

507
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,204
- ADRIENNE JUST CALLED.

508
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,070
- ADRIENNE MALOOF?
- YEAH.

509
00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:48,326
ADRIENNE AND I,
WE'VE LIVED ACROSS THE ROAD

510
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,073
FROM EACH OTHER FOR FIVE YEARS.

511
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:52,126
SHE'S INTO ALL
THIS KIND OF FUNNY KICKBOXING

512
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:53,403
AND STUFF LIKE THAT,
AND SHE GOES,

513
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,600
"HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

514
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,670
I CAN TAKE
A 200-POUND MAN DOWN."

515
00:20:56,667 --> 00:21:00,927
AND I'M LIKE, "WHY WOULD
YOU WANT TO DO THAT?"

516
00:21:00,934 --> 00:21:04,074
SHE INVITED US TO SEE
THE SACRAMENTO KINGS

517
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,826
PLAY THE LAKERS.

518
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,004
WHEN ADRIENNE SAYS,
"COME WITH ME,"

519
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,200
YOU KNOW, AND SHE'S
CHARTERING A JET--

520
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,500
IT'S LIKE,
"YOU'RE GOING WITH ADRIENNE?

521
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,700
SAY YES."

522
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,270
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH JIGGY?

523
00:21:14,266 --> 00:21:18,326
- WELL, DOESN'T ADRIENNE
OR HER FAMILY OWN THE KINGS?

524
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:19,803
- YEAH.
- SURELY, THEY HAVE AN ASSISTANT

525
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,200
UP THERE THAT COULD
LOOK AFTER HIM.

526
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,170
- WOULD LOOK AFTER
HIM DURING THE GAME.

527
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,366
- YEAH, WELL, WHEN WILL WE GO?
WHEN IS IT?

528
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,527
- NO, NOT YOU.
KYLE AND I.

529
00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:30,033
KYLE'S MY PARTNER IN CRIME.

530
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:31,703
WE'RE VERY CLOSE.

531
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,230
I ADORE HER.

532
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:35,273
SHE'S VERY FUNNY.
SHE MAKES ME LAUGH.

533
00:21:35,266 --> 00:21:37,726
SHE'S ALSO GOT A HANDBAG FETISH
THAT EVERY TIME

534
00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:40,134
SHE FINDS A NEW HANDBAG,
SHE ACTS LIKE

535
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,773
SHE'S FOUND THE CURE
FOR CANCER.

536
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,803
- GOOD TO GO.

537
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,930
I'M KYLE RICHARDS-UMANSKY.

538
00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:55,834
I GREW UP AS A CHILD ACTRESS.

539
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:58,604
I STARTED ACTING WHEN
I WAS THREE YEARS OLD.

540
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,530
AS MY MOM USED TO SAY,
I STARTED VERY LATE,

541
00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:03,633
BECAUSE MY SISTER KIM STARTED
AT SIX MONTHS OLD.

542
00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:04,903
HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?

543
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,330
- GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?

544
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,633
MY FIRST FEATURE FILM,
I PLAYED

545
00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:10,533
THE YOUNGER VERSION
OF KIM

546
00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:12,833
IN THE MOVIE ESCAPE
TO WITCH MOUNTAIN.

547
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:15,034
FROM THERE, I WENT ON AND I--

548
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:17,473
MY FIRST TV SERIES WAS
LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.

549
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:20,067
- MINE.
I'M GONNA NAME HIM "MINE."

550
00:22:20,066 --> 00:22:22,766
- I DID THE ORIGINAL MOVIE
HALLOWEEN.

551
00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:25,627
- WHERE ARE YOU?

552
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:26,833
[screams]

553
00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:28,274
- WHEN IS THE LAST TIME
YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE?

554
00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:29,526
HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED IT
AS AN ADULT?

555
00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:31,173
- I HAVE WATCHED IT
AS AN ADULT

556
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,426
AND IT IS REALLY SCARY.

557
00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:34,433
I'M BEING INTERVIEWED
THIS MORNING

558
00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,103
REGARDING THE MOVIE HALLOWEEN.

559
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,270
FIRST DAY ON SET,
THEY SAID,

560
00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:39,226
"LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM."

561
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,933
I WAS A GOOD SCREAMER.

562
00:22:40,934 --> 00:22:43,004
I JUST TAKE LITTLE BREAKS
IN BETWEEN CHILDREN.

563
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,800
I WORK, HAVE A BABY.

564
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,800
I WORK AGAIN,
I HAVE ANOTHER BABY.

565
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,900
IN THIS MOVIE FRIENDSHIPS,
SECRETS, AND LIES,

566
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:52,370
TINA LOUISE WALKS UP TO ME
AND SHE LOOKS AT ME

567
00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:55,027
AND SHE GOES,
"YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!"

568
00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:58,073
ESPECIALLY IF SOMEBODY UPSETS ME
IN THIS BUSINESS,

569
00:22:58,066 --> 00:23:00,266
I THINK, "SCREW THEM.
I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BABY."

570
00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:07,303
YOU WANT TO GO WITH SOPHIA
AND HELP WITH THE SALAD?

571
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,030
- WAIT.
HOW CAN SHE HELP WITH THE SALAD?

572
00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:10,303
- DON'T BE MEAN.

573
00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,100
SHE LIKES TO THINK
SHE'S HELPING.

574
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,570
SEE?
[mouthing silently]

575
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:19,067
I HAD A VERY DIFFERENT
UPBRINGING

576
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,726
THAN I'M GIVING MY CHILDREN.

577
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:21,874
GO GIVE DADDY HIS--

578
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,197
- IF I HAVE TO START PACKING,

579
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,530
CAN YOU GET A BAG OUT FOR ME
FOR WASHINGTON D.C.?

580
00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:28,773
- OH, MY GOD.

581
00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:30,667
SHE'S LEAVING FOR FIVE DAYS.

582
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:32,567
MY MOM WAS NOT YOUR
TYPICAL MOM

583
00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:35,997
AND I DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE
YOUR AVERAGE UPBRINGING.

584
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,630
I DROVE MYSELF
TO WORK EVERY DAY.

585
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:42,833
NOT EXACTLY YOUR TYPICAL
13-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

586
00:23:42,834 --> 00:23:45,674
- IN SIXTH GRADE, WHEN I WAS
GOING TO MALIBU FOR A NIGHT--

587
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:46,927
IT WAS, LIKE, A SLEEPOVER.

588
00:23:46,934 --> 00:23:48,974
SHE SOBBED FOR HOURS.

589
00:23:48,967 --> 00:23:51,727
- FIRST OF ALL--

590
00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,374
[laughter]

591
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,767
THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME.

592
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,197
- I DO BELIEVE YOU.

593
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,600
- AND FARRAH WAS LOOKING
OUT THE WINDOW GOING--

594
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,600
NO TALKING.
NO TALKING.

595
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,670
ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS THAT
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY KIDS.

596
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:07,827
BORDERING ON ABNORMAL,
BUT THAT'S OKAY.

597
00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:12,797
MY HUSBAND IS IN REAL ESTATE.

598
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,470
VERY HIGH-END REAL ESTATE.

599
00:24:14,467 --> 00:24:16,197
CRAZY-EXPENSIVE HOMES

600
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,700
ON UPWARDS TO $100  MILLION.

601
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,830
- WE NEED TO SET THE TABLE.

602
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:22,934
- ALEXIA DID.

603
00:24:22,934 --> 00:24:24,574
- SHE DID ALREADY?
- YEAH.

604
00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:26,727
- KIND OF CHILLY OUTSIDE.
I'M GONNA GET A SWEATSHIRT.

605
00:24:26,734 --> 00:24:28,134
- I DON'T WANT TO SIT OUT THERE.
IT'S COLD.

606
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,373
- WE'RE NOT SITTING OUTSIDE.
WE'RE SITTING IN.

607
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:30,667
- HE'S COOKING OUTSIDE.

608
00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:32,127
- ONE OF THE ISSUES
THAT WE TEND TO HAVE

609
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:34,803
IS SOMETIMES--IS REALLY
JUST SPENDING HABITS.

610
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,370
I DO HOWEVER LIVE
BY THE PHILOSOPHY

611
00:24:37,367 --> 00:24:39,567
THAT I'D RATHER
BE HAPPY THAN RIGHT.

612
00:24:39,567 --> 00:24:41,667
SOMETIMES I JUST ALLOW HER
TO BE RIGHT

613
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,367
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

614
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:44,627
- SO ON YOUR OFF TIME,
WILL YOU PLEASE,

615
00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:45,933
I BEG YOU, NOT PLAY GOLF?

616
00:24:45,934 --> 00:24:48,334
- IT'S THE PARTNERS MATCH PLAY
ON THAT WEEKEND.

617
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,973
- YOU'RE LYING TO ME.
- I SWEAR TO GOD.

618
00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:52,697
- I'M VERY FORTUNATE THAT MY
HUSBAND IS SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH

619
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,130
THAT I DON'T HAVE TO WORK.

620
00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:57,203
I DO MISS IT SOMETIMES AND I DO
WORK OCCASIONALLY,

621
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,130
BUT MOST IMPORTANT THING
IS BEING A MOM.

622
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:01,673
PLAY IN THAT MATCH,
I AM GONNA BE DOING

623
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,367
MAJOR DAMAGE SHOPPING.

624
00:25:03,367 --> 00:25:05,927
- SO IF I DON'T PLAY,
YOU SPEND NOTHING, ZERO?

625
00:25:05,934 --> 00:25:07,304
- NO, NOT ZERO.
- ZERO?

626
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,200
- NO.
- LET'S MAKE A DEAL.

627
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,200
FOR EVERY $1,000 YOU SPEND,
I PLAY 1 HOUR OF GOLF.

628
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,170
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLAY ONE DAY.

629
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,866
[laughter]

630
00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:38,997
- WHEN YOU FIRST BRING
SIX GIRLS TOGETHER

631
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,200
FOR AN EVENT,
IT'S A LITTLE SCARY,

632
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,770
BASICALLY 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T KNOW

633
00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,927
HOW ALL THE PERSONALITIES
ARE ALL GONNA FIT.

634
00:25:45,934 --> 00:25:47,474
BUT, LAKERS, KINGS--

635
00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:48,597
WOW.
WHAT A GREAT WAY

636
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,330
FOR A BUNCH OF GIRLS TO BOND.

637
00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:56,567
WE'RE JUST GOING UP
FOR THE DAY,

638
00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:58,667
SO I CHARTERED A PRIVATE JET.

639
00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,067
JUST MAKES IT A LOT EASIER.

640
00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:02,026
- HOW YOU DOING?
ANDRES.

641
00:26:02,033 --> 00:26:04,133
- I INVITED MY SISTER KIM
TO SACRAMENTO

642
00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,873
WITH THE GIRLS AND I
BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED HER

643
00:26:06,867 --> 00:26:07,997
TO GET TO KNOW MY FRIENDS.

644
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,930
WOO-HOO!

645
00:26:11,934 --> 00:26:13,474
- HI, I'M CHRIS.

646
00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,127
- I'M FRIENDS WITH ADRIENNE.

647
00:26:15,133 --> 00:26:18,133
SHE WAS MY NEIGHBOR
WHEN I LIVED IN BEVERLY HILLS.

648
00:26:18,133 --> 00:26:20,833
- I WASN'T EXACTLY SURE WHAT
TO EXPECT, YOU KNOW?

649
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,204
I HADN'T MET ALL THE LADIES,
ALTHOUGH WE SEEMED

650
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,170
TO BE CONNECTED ONE WAY
OR ANOTHER

651
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,466
THROUGH PEOPLE IN TOWN.

652
00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:27,927
YOU KNOW, BEVERLY HILLS
IS A SMALL PLACE

653
00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:29,774
AND WE ALL END UP AT
CHARITY EVENTS

654
00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:31,297
OR SOCIAL EVENTS TOGETHER.

655
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:34,070
- CAN EVERYBODY RAISE THEIR
GLASSES, PLEASE?

656
00:26:34,066 --> 00:26:37,166
HERE'S TO A GREAT TRIP
TO SACRAMENTO

657
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,726
AND THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.

658
00:26:38,734 --> 00:26:41,074
[overlapping chatter]

659
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:42,366
AND GO KINGS.

660
00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:45,767
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- GO LAKERS.

661
00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:47,667
- HERE'S TO HOPING MY BOOB
DOESN'T FALL OUT.

662
00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:48,927
- YES.

663
00:26:48,934 --> 00:26:50,504
- HERE'S TO THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

664
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:53,300
[laughter]

665
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:57,630
- I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
- I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

666
00:26:57,633 --> 00:27:00,003
- GOD, THIS IS GONNA SOUND
SO OBNOXIOUS.

667
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,600
BUT KELSEY AND I HAVE BEEN
FLYING PRIVATE FOR YEARS

668
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,330
UNTIL RECENTLY.

669
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,833
NOW WE'RE TAKING
MORE COMMERCIAL.

670
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,304
SO, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE--WE TRY TO BE GREEN.

671
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:11,470
- NEVER FLY WITHOUT THIS.

672
00:27:11,467 --> 00:27:12,797
WE ARE ALL SAFE.

673
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,100
- OH, THE BIBLE?

674
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,230
OH, NO.
ZOHAR.

675
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:16,773
- IT'S A JEWISH--KIND OF.

676
00:27:16,767 --> 00:27:17,827
IT'S NOT A TORAH.
IT'S A ZOHAR.

677
00:27:17,834 --> 00:27:19,074
VERY DIFFERENT.

678
00:27:19,066 --> 00:27:20,996
I DO FLY PRIVATE A LOT,

679
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,270
BUT I DON'T NECESSARILY
ENJOY IT

680
00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,026
AS MUCH AS OTHER PEOPLE DO.

681
00:27:25,033 --> 00:27:27,333
WE'RE GOOD.

682
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,403
WOULD YOU STOP?

683
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,470
I'VE ALWAYS HAD
A FEAR OF FLYING.

684
00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:34,227
EVERY TIME I FLY,
IT'S LIKE A BIG PRODUCTION.

685
00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:37,433
IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, THIS IS,
LIKE, MY LAST MEAL PERHAPS.

686
00:27:37,433 --> 00:27:39,303
IT REALLY IS.

687
00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:41,770
WHY ARE YOU ACTING SCARED?

688
00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,867
- JUST HELPING YOU OUT.

689
00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,367
TRYING TO IDENTIFY WITH YOU.

690
00:27:45,367 --> 00:27:48,697
FLYING WITH KYLE IS NOT SUCH
A GREAT EXPERIENCE.

691
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,800
LOVE HER DEARLY,
BUT I'D RATHER MEET HER THERE.

692
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,030
[electronic beeping]
HERE WE GO.

693
00:27:52,033 --> 00:27:53,303
ARE YOU OKAY?
- YOU READY?

694
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,570
HERE I GO.

695
00:27:54,567 --> 00:27:56,027
- THIS IS MEAN.
DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING?

696
00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,133
YOU'RE DOING THAT ON PURPOSE.

697
00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:58,433
I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU.

698
00:27:58,433 --> 00:27:59,973
- PLEASE CHECK YOUR SEATBELTS.

699
00:27:59,967 --> 00:28:01,727
ONCE AGAIN, 50 MINUTES UP
TO SACRAMENTO.

700
00:28:01,734 --> 00:28:02,874
- I WILL BE THE FIRST CHICKEN.

701
00:28:02,867 --> 00:28:04,097
- CLEAR SKIES, 60 DEGREES.

702
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,430
- CLEAR SKIES.
WOO-HOO!

703
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,733
- WOULD YOU BE QUIET?
I'M PRAYING.

704
00:28:06,734 --> 00:28:08,304
- OH.
SORRY.

705
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:10,970
- WINDY STORM AHEAD.
HERE WE GO.

706
00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:19,667
- OKAY, NOW I WANT
TO SEE OUTSIDE.

707
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:20,867
- SHH!
I'M SERIOUS. BE QUIET.

708
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,527
SHUT UP.
- YOU INTERRUPTED MY PRAYER.

709
00:28:22,533 --> 00:28:24,373
I LOVE TURBULENCE
AND HERE'S KYLE LIKE,

710
00:28:24,367 --> 00:28:26,027
"OH, MY GOD.
OH."

711
00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:27,573
- HOLY [bleep].

712
00:28:27,567 --> 00:28:29,267
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- KYLE, IT'S OKAY.

713
00:28:29,266 --> 00:28:31,796
- THE WHEELS ARE GOING UP.

714
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,330
- NO, IT FELT LIKE
IT WAS GOING BACK DOWN.

715
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:34,433
- IT'S OKAY.
IT'S NOT.

716
00:28:34,433 --> 00:28:35,433
IT'S JUST GONNA REV BACK.

717
00:28:35,433 --> 00:28:36,433
IT'S GONNA PULL BACK.

718
00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:37,603
- NO, BUT THAT WAS WEIRD.

719
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,630
- SHE'S A PAIN IN THE BUTT.

720
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:39,903
SHE'S NERVOUS.

721
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,230
EVERY BUMP, SHE'S LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD.

722
00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:42,803
LISA! LISA! LISA!"
AND I'M LIKE,

723
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,070
"OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE."

724
00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:46,126
[thud]

725
00:28:46,133 --> 00:28:47,203
- OH, MY GOD.

726
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,430
[screams]
- OH, GOD.

727
00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:52,503
- COMING UP ON
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...

728
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,370
- KIM WAS AVOIDING ME
AND GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER

729
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:56,897
ALL THROUGH
THE SACRAMENTO TRIP.

730
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,570
JURY'S OUT ON KIM.

731
00:29:06,367 --> 00:29:07,527
[thud]

732
00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:08,633
- OH, MY GOD.

733
00:29:08,633 --> 00:29:10,473
- KYLE, CALM DOWN.

734
00:29:10,467 --> 00:29:13,167
- I DON'T LIKE THE FEELING
OF NOT KNOWING

735
00:29:13,166 --> 00:29:15,966
THE PILOTS AT ALL AND MY LIFE
IS IN THEIR HANDS

736
00:29:15,967 --> 00:29:17,327
AND THAT REALLY
STRESSES ME OUT.

737
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:19,503
- KYLE, YOU'VE GOT TO THINK
THAT, LIKE,

738
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:20,530
A CAR ON THE ROAD.

739
00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:21,803
IT'S LIKE BUMPS ON THE ROAD.

740
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,900
- MY CAR DOESN'T FLY UP
IN THE AIR LIKE THIS.

741
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,100
- JUST PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

742
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,530
SHE'S KIND OF STRANGE.

743
00:29:25,533 --> 00:29:27,433
SHE DOES HAVE
A FEW NEUROTIC THINGS

744
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,433
THAT I FIND DIFFICULT
TO UNDERSTAND.

745
00:29:29,433 --> 00:29:31,103
I MEAN, IF SHE'S GOT
A HEADACHE,

746
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,330
SHE'S GOT A BRAIN TUMOR,
OR A COLD,

747
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,103
SHE'S GOT SWINE FLU OR
SOMETHING.

748
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,530
SHE'S LIKE A NERVOUS WRECK.

749
00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:38,073
- I THOUGHT I HAD A STROKE.
HOLD ON.

750
00:29:38,066 --> 00:29:40,126
I THOUGHT I HAD A STROKE,
BUT IT WAS MY FALSE EYELASHES

751
00:29:40,133 --> 00:29:41,703
WERE MAKING ONE EYE SMALLER
THAN THE OTHER.

752
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:45,030
- [laughs]

753
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,403
- THIS IS THE BIG MAN
RIGHT HERE.

754
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,930
- OH, THIS IS THE MAN
OF MY LIFE.

755
00:29:49,934 --> 00:29:52,204
- IT'S SO BEVERLY HILLS
TO HAVE THE LITTLE DOG.

756
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,730
I THINK, YOU KNOW,
THE WOMEN IN BEVERLY HILLS

757
00:29:54,734 --> 00:29:56,874
HAVE SORT OF MADE
THAT THE THING TO DO

758
00:29:56,867 --> 00:29:59,767
IS TO CARRY A DOG AS OPPOSED
TO JUST A PURSE AS AN ACCESSORY

759
00:29:59,767 --> 00:30:00,767
AND LISA DOES IT WELL.

760
00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:01,797
SHE CAN PULL IT OFF.

761
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,230
- THIS IS A TEACUP.

762
00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:05,533
- YEAH.

763
00:30:05,533 --> 00:30:07,003
- OH, JIGGY'S A RIOT.

764
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,800
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S NOT REAL.

765
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,370
IT LOOKS LIKE IT RUNS
ON BATTERIES OR SOMETHING.

766
00:30:12,367 --> 00:30:14,227
- WHEN I FIRST MET KYLE,
WE WERE AT

767
00:30:14,233 --> 00:30:15,503
A BIRTHDAY PARTY
FOR A ONE-YEAR-OLD.

768
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,970
- YEAH.
EXACTLY.

769
00:30:16,967 --> 00:30:18,997
- SO SHE HAS--HOW MANY CHILDREN
DO YOU HAVE NOW?

770
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,500
- I HAVE FOUR DAUGHTERS.

771
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,330
AND I WAS, LIKE, BREASTFEEDING
MY YOUNGEST, PORTIA,

772
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,803
AND SHE'S LIKE,
"DO YOU WANT ANY MORE?"

773
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:25,800
I'M LIKE, "MAYBE."
AND SHE'S LIKE,

774
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,930
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

775
00:30:26,934 --> 00:30:28,074
- I HAD A SURROGATE--

776
00:30:28,066 --> 00:30:31,066
SURROGATE CARRY
MY TWO CHILDREN.

777
00:30:31,066 --> 00:30:34,166
SO THAT MAKES IT
A LOT EASIER.

778
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,226
- I KNOW SOME OF MY FRIENDS
WOULD GIVE

779
00:30:36,233 --> 00:30:40,503
THEIR RIGHT ARM TO BE ABLE
TO CARRY A BABY, SO--

780
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,730
- IT'S SUCH A POSITIVE
EXPERIENCE, IF YOU CAN.

781
00:30:42,734 --> 00:30:45,304
- THE GREAT PERK IS YOU GET
TO KEEP THAT GREAT FIGURE.

782
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:48,330
THAT SEEMS TO WORK OUT NICELY.

783
00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:51,033
[laughter]

784
00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:52,573
- KYLE, YOU SURVIVED.

785
00:30:52,567 --> 00:30:53,597
- OKAY, WE LANDED.

786
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,170
- I'M ALIVE!
- WHOO!

787
00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:56,696
- YOO-HOO!

788
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:59,000
- NOW I CAN HAVE FUN.

789
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,200
- OKAY, BRING IT ON.

790
00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:07,333
- COME ON.

791
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,373
WEE-WEE.

792
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,197
NO, STOP SCRATCHING.

793
00:31:24,567 --> 00:31:25,997
CAN YOU TAKE THAT?

794
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,030
THANK YOU.

795
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,130
- ADRIENNE REALLY WENT
ALL OUT FOR THIS TRIP,

796
00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:36,803
BETWEEN THE JET
AND THE LIMO,

797
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,430
AND THEN AS SOON
AS WE LANDED

798
00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:40,473
WE WERE WHISKED OFF
TO A BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT.

799
00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:42,367
- I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
THE TUNA TARTARE.

800
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,867
- THESE ARE PARTY FAVORS.

801
00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:48,367
[overlapping chatter]

802
00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:49,897
EVERYBODY GRAB YOUR PARTY FAVOR.

803
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:51,600
[laughter]

804
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,330
KIM, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.

805
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:56,703
- KYLE IS VERY COMFORTABLE
AROUND A LOT OF PEOPLE

806
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,170
AND I'M NOT.

807
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,966
- DOES JIG--DOES HE EVER WALK
ON THE GROUND?

808
00:32:00,967 --> 00:32:02,397
- HE JUST DID.
- WHERE?

809
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,030
- HE DID FOUR STEPS
AND A WEE-WEE.

810
00:32:04,033 --> 00:32:05,733
[overlapping chatter]

811
00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:07,374
- FOUR STEPS AND A WEE-WEE.

812
00:32:07,367 --> 00:32:08,597
- [in British accent]
FOUR STEPS AND A WEE-WEE

813
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,730
WHEN NO ONE LOOKS.

814
00:32:09,734 --> 00:32:11,474
- THAT IS NOT AN ENGLISH ACCENT,
DARLING.

815
00:32:11,467 --> 00:32:12,627
- WHATEVER.

816
00:32:12,633 --> 00:32:13,973
- WE NEED TO WORK ON IT.

817
00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:16,567
THEY KEEP GOING ON WITH THIS
FAUX ENGLISH ACCENT.

818
00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:18,227
I'M LIKE, "OH, GOD."

819
00:32:18,233 --> 00:32:19,573
- [in British accent]
NO, THIS IS EXACTLY--

820
00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:21,767
THIS IS HOW YOU TALK.
- DO I TALK LIKE THAT?

821
00:32:21,767 --> 00:32:23,427
- SHE CAN--WHEN SHE SAYS
"JIGGY,"

822
00:32:23,433 --> 00:32:24,773
IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE YOU.

823
00:32:24,767 --> 00:32:27,397
- THAT'S THE ONLY WORD
SHE GETS RIGHT.

824
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,600
SEE?

825
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,000
I LOVE TO TEASE HER
ABOUT IT

826
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
AND SHE SAYS THAT
I'M NOT GOOD AT IT,

827
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,430
BUT I REALLY, REALLY AM.

828
00:32:32,433 --> 00:32:34,233
YOU KNOW, I DON'T GIVE
A FLYING FROG, YOU KNOW?

829
00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:36,373
AND IT'S LIKE, OH,
SO ELEGANT.

830
00:32:36,367 --> 00:32:38,097
- OR "COVER YOUR RAT."

831
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,370
- COVER YOUR WHAT?
- COVER YOUR RAT.

832
00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:45,467
- WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

833
00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:46,767
- IT'S YOUR--

834
00:32:46,767 --> 00:32:48,067
- LISA'S LIKE, "WHAT?"
- YOUR RAT?

835
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,396
- YOUR RAT IS YOUR--

836
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,670
- WHY WOULD YOUR RAT
BE UNCOVERED ANYWAY, CAMILLE?

837
00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:53,867
[laughter]

838
00:32:53,867 --> 00:32:56,897
- YOUR RAT OR KELSEY'S RAT?

839
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:59,930
- THE CAST OF FRASIER
CAME TO ME AND THEY SAID,

840
00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:01,274
"PLEASE GET HIM
TO WEAR UNDERWEAR.

841
00:33:01,266 --> 00:33:03,126
WE'RE SICK OF HIM
NOT WEARING ANY."

842
00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:06,073
I'VE BEEN CALLED A TROPHY WIFE
AND I'M LOT MORE THAN THAT.

843
00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:08,266
I'M THE POWERHOUSE
BEHIND KELSEY GRAMMER.

844
00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:10,796
I'VE KEPT HIM ALIVE,
I'VE SAVED HIS LIFE,

845
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,470
AND I'M STILL HERE
WORKING WITH HIM.

846
00:33:12,467 --> 00:33:14,327
- WAIT.
WHAT?

847
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:15,633
- YES.

848
00:33:15,633 --> 00:33:17,873
- I KNOW CAMILLE REALLY WANTS
TO BE HER OWN PERSON

849
00:33:17,867 --> 00:33:19,897
AND SHE WANTS TO BE SEEN
AS AN INDIVIDUAL.

850
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,800
HER BEST BET WOULD BE
TO MAYBE NOT

851
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,000
TALK ABOUT KELSEY AND
MAKE IT MORE ABOUT CAMILLE.

852
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,130
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

853
00:33:26,133 --> 00:33:31,503
- WE'RE SICK OF SEEING HIM.

854
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,230
- GROWING UP AS A CHILD ACTRESS,

855
00:33:33,233 --> 00:33:35,273
I HAD NOT A WHOLE
LOT OF FRIENDS.

856
00:33:35,266 --> 00:33:38,526
I KNOW I HAVE TO WORK HARDER
BEING MORE SOCIAL,

857
00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:42,903
BUT I WASN'T CONNECTING
WITH ANYBODY REALLY.

858
00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:55,103
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?

859
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:57,070
- SO GOOD OF YOU TO BRING YOUR
GIRLFRIENDS OUT TO MEET US ALL.

860
00:33:57,066 --> 00:33:58,396
WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN.

861
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,770
DO THEY KNOW HOW
FABULOUS YOU ARE?

862
00:33:59,767 --> 00:34:01,367
SHOULD I TELL 'EM?
- YOU CAN TELL 'EM.

863
00:34:01,367 --> 00:34:02,927
- OKAY.
- WE DON'T MIND THAT.

864
00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:04,234
- HI.
- I'M TAYLOR.

865
00:34:04,233 --> 00:34:06,503
- IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
WELCOME TO SACRAMENTO.

866
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,770
- MARTINA.
- HOW ARE YOU?

867
00:34:07,767 --> 00:34:08,827
- MALOOF STYLE.

868
00:34:08,834 --> 00:34:11,604
IT WAS VIP ALL THE WAY.
LOVE IT.

869
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,930
- THAT'S MY BROTHER.

870
00:34:12,934 --> 00:34:14,404
- OH, I WANT TO SAY HI.
- YEAH.

871
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,530
- ADRIENNE'S FAMILY
OWNS THIS WHOLE PLACE

872
00:34:16,533 --> 00:34:18,603
AND WE WERE TREATED
LIKE QUEENS.

873
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,030
- HOW ARE YOU?

874
00:34:20,033 --> 00:34:21,433
- HI.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

875
00:34:21,433 --> 00:34:23,403
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.

876
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,370
- HI.
- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

877
00:34:24,367 --> 00:34:25,597
WELCOME.

878
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,230
- I'VE MET GAVIN
AND JOE MALOOF BEFORE

879
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,773
AT FAMILY FUNCTIONS
WITH ADRIENNE.

880
00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:31,327
THEY'RE SUCH A DYNAMIC FAMILY

881
00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:34,833
AND YOU CAN JUST SEE WHY THEY
HAVE SUCH AN AMAZING EMPIRE.

882
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:44,030
- HI, OMRI.
YEAH. HOW ARE YOU?

883
00:34:44,033 --> 00:34:45,733
GOOD LUCK.
NICE TO SEE YOU.

884
00:34:45,734 --> 00:34:47,704
COME MEET MY GIRLFRIENDS.

885
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:51,030
AS AN NBA OWNER,
YOU LEARN TO REALLY

886
00:34:51,033 --> 00:34:53,133
DEVELOP FRIENDSHIPS
WITH YOUR PLAYERS,

887
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,703
SO IT'S LIKE A BIG FAMILY.

888
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:56,670
- HOW'S THE BABY?
- WHO'S GONNA TAKE IT FOR ME?

889
00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:57,727
- YEAH?

890
00:34:57,734 --> 00:35:00,034
[overlapping chatter]

891
00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:01,233
- OKAY, COME HERE, DARLING.

892
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:04,003
- WE MET RON ARTEST
AND, UM,

893
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,570
I THINK I MET A COUPLE
OF THE KINGS PLAYERS,

894
00:35:05,567 --> 00:35:06,797
BUT I DON'T REMEMBER
THEIR NAMES.

895
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,100
HOW AWFUL IS THAT?
BUT--

896
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:10,330
- HEY, TYREKE.
HOW ARE YOU?

897
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,373
- DOING GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?

898
00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:12,667
- GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

899
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:14,097
- IT'S SO FUNNY WATCHING
ADRIENNE

900
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:15,800
WITH THESE TALL PLAYERS
AND SHE'S THIS

901
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,130
BEAUTIFUL, LITTLE,
PETITE WOMAN.

902
00:35:17,133 --> 00:35:20,833
THINK, "THIS IS THEIR BOSS."

903
00:35:20,834 --> 00:35:23,434
- I LOVE BEING COURTSIDE
ON A BASKETBALL GAME,

904
00:35:23,433 --> 00:35:25,873
AND ANYTIME KELSEY GETS TICKETS
COURTSIDE, I'M THERE.

905
00:35:25,867 --> 00:35:27,997
I NEVER HESITATE.

906
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,870
IT'S JUST A,
"YES, WE'RE GOING, HONEY.

907
00:35:29,867 --> 00:35:31,427
YES, YES.
WE'LL BE THERE COURTSIDE, YES."

908
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:36,733
[cheers and applause]

909
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,270
- IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO GO
AND SEE A GAME WITH ADRIENNE,

910
00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:44,196
ABSOLUTELY,
IT'S A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE.

911
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,470
[whistle blows]

912
00:35:45,467 --> 00:35:46,767
- OH!

913
00:35:46,767 --> 00:35:49,297
NO.
OH, MY GOD.

914
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,800
PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME,
"WHAT'S IT LIKE

915
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,500
TO OWN AN NBA BASKETBALL TEAM?"

916
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,570
AND IT'S NERVE-RACKING.

917
00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:58,267
YOU NOT ONLY ARE A FAN,
BUT YOU'RE AN OWNER,

918
00:35:58,266 --> 00:36:02,166
SO EVERY DRIBBLE OF THE BALL,
EVERY PASS,

919
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:06,696
THOSE NERVES START UP
AND IT CAN BE BRUTAL AT TIMES.

920
00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:15,773
- CAMILLE'S DEFINITELY NOT SHY.

921
00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:18,667
SHE GOT UP, SHE DANCED,
SHE WAS JUST KIND OF

922
00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:19,927
SHOWING OFF A LITTLE BIT.

923
00:36:19,934 --> 00:36:21,804
- CAMILLE WAS DANCING
WITH THIS

924
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,070
PANTOMIME LION.

925
00:36:24,066 --> 00:36:26,226
- IT'S CALLED A MASCOT.

926
00:36:26,233 --> 00:36:30,073
- WOO-HOO!

927
00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:32,966
I'M A LAKERS FAN,
SO I FELT A LITTLE BIT GUILTY.

928
00:36:32,967 --> 00:36:34,927
[whistle blows]

929
00:36:34,934 --> 00:36:39,974
[screams]

930
00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:42,227
I WAS CHEERING FOR THE LAKERS,
BUT EVERY TIME,

931
00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,633
I FELT LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.
I KEEP FORGETTING THAT,

932
00:36:44,633 --> 00:36:47,203
YOU KNOW, I'M SITTING WITH
THE OWNERS AS THEIR GUEST."

933
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,770
- I KNOW THAT KIM WAS SITTING
DOWN ON THE END

934
00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:57,897
WITH TAYLOR AND SHE WASN'T
QUITE COMFORTABLE.

935
00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:59,730
IT TAKES HER A WHILE
TO TRUST OTHER WOMEN.

936
00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:05,134
SHE'S A LITTLE MORE JUDGMENTAL.

937
00:37:05,133 --> 00:37:08,303
- IT WAS ALL GOOD FUN,
BUT KIM SEEMED

938
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:11,230
MUCH MORE RESERVED AND MUCH MORE
ON THE OUTSIDE.

939
00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:15,703
MAYBE SHE WENT BACK
TO WITCH MOUNTAIN.

940
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:19,370
- THE THING WAS I HADN'T HAD A
REAL BIG CONNECTION WITH TAYLOR

941
00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:23,627
AND SO I JUST REALLY WAS NOT
HAVING THE BEST TIME AT ALL.

942
00:37:27,033 --> 00:37:28,973
- FELT LIKE KIM WAS
AVOIDING ME

943
00:37:28,967 --> 00:37:31,167
AND GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER
ALL THROUGH THE SACRAMENTO TRIP.

944
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:34,066
[air horn blows]

945
00:37:34,066 --> 00:37:39,496
I CANNOT FIGURE KIM OUT.

946
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,470
- COMING UP ON
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...

947
00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,927
- I TAKE TIME OUT OF MY LIFE
TO HELP YOU.

948
00:37:43,934 --> 00:37:45,274
- YOU HAVE A HUSBAND.
YOU HAVE KIDS.

949
00:37:45,266 --> 00:37:46,496
YOU KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE.

950
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,530
I DON'T.

951
00:37:52,967 --> 00:37:54,527
- HI.
HOW ARE YOU?

952
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,173
THANK YOU.
- DID YOU ENJOY THE GAME?

953
00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:57,966
- YES.
THANK YOU.

954
00:37:57,967 --> 00:38:00,397
WOULD HAVE BEEN
A PERFECT EVENING,

955
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,330
OF COURSE, HAD WE WON,

956
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,003
BUT THE LAKERS.

957
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,070
YEAH, THEY PULLED THROUGH.

958
00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:07,696
IT WAS A CLOSE GAME THOUGH,
SO.

959
00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:09,430
WELL, BUT WE'LL
GET 'EM NEXT YEAR.

960
00:38:09,433 --> 00:38:11,733
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

961
00:38:11,734 --> 00:38:13,504
SO MUCH FUN.
I LOVED IT.

962
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,970
THANK YOU.

963
00:38:14,967 --> 00:38:16,997
- I WAS REALLY HAPPY
THAT KYLE INCLUDED ME

964
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,470
TO BE WITH ALL THE GIRLS,

965
00:38:18,467 --> 00:38:21,127
BUT I'M NOT GONNA JUMP
ALL IN AND BE FRIENDS

966
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:22,703
WITH EVERYBODY AT FIRST.

967
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:23,730
TAKES ME TIME.

968
00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:25,404
- MWAH.

969
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,400
- IN THE BEGINNING
OF THE SACRAMENTO TRIP,

970
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,000
I WAS TRYING TO ENGAGE
WITH KIM,

971
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,570
BUT TOWARD THE END
OF THE TRIP,

972
00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:32,067
I JUST STOPPED TRYING
WITH HER,

973
00:38:32,066 --> 00:38:33,626
BECAUSE I COULD TELL
THERE WAS A WALL THERE,

974
00:38:33,633 --> 00:38:36,033
AND I WAS NOT IN THE MOOD
TO CLIMB IT.

975
00:38:49,467 --> 00:38:51,267
- I BROUGHT A MAN.
- OH, MY GOSH.

976
00:38:51,266 --> 00:38:53,896
- MUSCLE TO MOVE.
HI.

977
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:56,930
- I'M FINDING ALL THESE LITTLE
BABY PICTURES OF US AND STUFF.

978
00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:58,434
- HI, KIM.
- LOOK AT MOM.

979
00:38:58,433 --> 00:39:00,203
- HI.
SORRY.

980
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,030
- HEY, KIM, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE
OF MOM I JUST FOUND.

981
00:39:02,033 --> 00:39:04,173
THIS IS ONE OF MY COPIES
I'VE NOTICED--

982
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:05,626
- HEY!
- CAREFUL, GUYS.

983
00:39:05,633 --> 00:39:07,803
- I KNOW, BUT SERIOUSLY,
YOU HAVE ONE OF DAD.

984
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,300
KIM IS A VERY
CO-DEPENDENT PERSON.

985
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:11,900
I KNOW THAT WORRIED MY MOM,

986
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:14,130
SO I PROMISED MY MOM
WHEN SHE WAS DYING

987
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:16,433
THAT I WOULD LOOK
AFTER MY SISTER KIM,

988
00:39:16,433 --> 00:39:19,403
AND I'M GONNA KEEP THAT PROMISE.

989
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,370
I THINK THE LAST HOUSE
WE SAW WAS A GOOD ONE.

990
00:39:21,367 --> 00:39:22,997
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T
JUST TAKE THAT ONE.

991
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,830
- BECAUSE IT DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH BEDROOMS

992
00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:28,404
AND MY KIDS WOULD HAVE
TO SHARE.

993
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,100
- I FEEL LIKE SHE--REALLY
IT'S HARD FOR HER

994
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:31,230
TO STAND ON HER OWN.

995
00:39:31,233 --> 00:39:34,133
IT'S MAKING HER
FEEL MAYBE INSECURE

996
00:39:34,133 --> 00:39:36,333
AND HAVING TO LEAN ON
HER FAMILY

997
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,703
AND HER KIDS MORE
THAN SHE SHOULD.

998
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,070
BROOKE'S ALWAYS
WITH HER BOYFRIEND

999
00:39:40,066 --> 00:39:41,496
AND WHITNEY'S
WITH HER BOYFRIEND

1000
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,970
AND KIMBERLY'S WITH JOHN.

1001
00:39:42,967 --> 00:39:46,997
YOU'RE GONNA END UP BEING
IN THIS BIG HOUSE BY YOURSELF.

1002
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,530
- I FEEL LIKE KYLE OVERSTEPS
HER BOUNDARIES.

1003
00:39:49,533 --> 00:39:51,933
I STAY OUT OF HER
PERSONAL SPACE

1004
00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:53,634
AND I THINK THAT
SHE LIKES TO BE

1005
00:39:53,633 --> 00:39:56,773
VERY MUCH A PART
OF WHAT'S IN MINE.

1006
00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:59,467
- ANYWAY, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FEEL LIKE I'M, LIKE,

1007
00:39:59,467 --> 00:40:01,667
BEING HARD ON YOU
OR MEAN TO YOU.

1008
00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:02,867
I JUST FEEL LIKE--

1009
00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:07,567
- WELL, THEN DON'T ACT
LIKE THAT.

1010
00:40:07,567 --> 00:40:10,167
- I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU FIND
A LIFE OUTSIDE OF YOUR KIDS

1011
00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:12,766
AND I FEEL LIKE YOU COULD
MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT

1012
00:40:12,767 --> 00:40:14,167
WITH ALL OF THESE GIRLS.

1013
00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:15,996
- ME EVEN GOING TO SACRAMENTO,

1014
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,770
ME GETTING ON THAT PLANE
AND LEAVING MY KIDS,

1015
00:40:17,767 --> 00:40:19,097
WAS A HUGE THING.

1016
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,700
- WELL, SACRAMENTO
WAS A LOT OF FUN,

1017
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:22,930
BUT YOU DIDN'T SEEM
TO WANT TO HAVE FUN.

1018
00:40:22,934 --> 00:40:24,404
- MAYBE IN THOSE SITUATIONS,

1019
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,100
MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME
OUT A LITTLE.

1020
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:27,530
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
HELPING YOU OUT?

1021
00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:29,373
I BROUGHT YOU IN TO MEET ALL
OF MY FRIENDS.

1022
00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:30,797
ADRIENNE INVITED YOU.

1023
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,030
- YOU, LIKE, KIND OF WALK AWAY
AND LEAVE ME SITTING THERE.

1024
00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:33,803
- I'M NOT GONNA HOLD
YOUR HAND EVERY SECOND.

1025
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,630
- NO, I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO HOLD MY HAND.

1026
00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,103
BUT IT'S LIKE, HONESTLY--

1027
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,570
- I SAID, "GO SIT WITH ONE
OF THE GIRLS--"

1028
00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:40,427
- BUT I DON'T KNOW
ANY OF THE GIRLS.

1029
00:40:40,433 --> 00:40:42,333
- WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN GET
TO KNOW THEM.

1030
00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:43,833
- WHO CAN MEET ANYBODY
WHEN YOU SIT NEXT

1031
00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:46,234
TO SOMEBODY LIKE TAYLOR
WHO PURPOSELY

1032
00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:51,373
SITS WITH HER BACK
TO YOU LIKE THIS?

1033
00:40:51,367 --> 00:40:54,097
BEING A CHILD ACTRESS,
I NEVER REALLY GOT

1034
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:57,900
THE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEND A LOT
OF TIME WITH OTHER KIDS,

1035
00:40:57,900 --> 00:41:00,970
SO WHEN I'M IN A GROUP,
I DO TEND TO STICK

1036
00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:02,767
TO SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME.

1037
00:41:02,767 --> 00:41:04,427
I'VE GOT A LOT ON MY PLATE
RIGHT NOW AND I'M--

1038
00:41:04,433 --> 00:41:06,273
- I DO TOO.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

1039
00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:07,696
- FIRST OF ALL,
YOU DON'T THINK THAT--

1040
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:09,470
- YOU HAVE A HOUSE.
YOU HAVE A HUSBAND.

1041
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,827
YOU HAVE KIDS.

1042
00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:11,804
YOU KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE.

1043
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,470
I DON'T, SO RIGHT NOW,

1044
00:41:13,467 --> 00:41:15,967
EVEN THOUGH I WANT
TO MAKE FRIENDS,

1045
00:41:15,967 --> 00:41:17,927
IT'S REALLY NOT
ON MY BIG PRIORITY LIST.

1046
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,834
- I HAVE A FAMILY TOO.
I HAVE FOUR KIDS.

1047
00:41:19,834 --> 00:41:21,204
I HAVE A HUSBAND.
- I JUST SAID THAT.

1048
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,870
- AND I TAKE TIME OUT
OF MY LIFE TO HELP YOU.

1049
00:41:23,867 --> 00:41:28,027
SOMETIMES I THINK I CANNOT KEEP
THIS PROMISE TO MY MOM.

1050
00:41:28,033 --> 00:41:29,473
I JUST CAN'T DO THIS
ANYMORE WITH HER.

1051
00:41:29,467 --> 00:41:32,467
SOMETIMES I JUST GET SO
OVERWHELMED BY HER.

1052
00:41:32,467 --> 00:41:34,097
AND BY THE WAY,
A LITTLE "THANK YOU"

1053
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,600
NOW AND THEN WOULDN'T HURT.

1054
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,930
- AND BY THE WAY,
I THANK YOU ALL THE TIME.

1055
00:41:36,934 --> 00:41:38,704
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST
DO IT ON YOUR OWN?

1056
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:41,530
- I'VE BEEN DOING IT
ON MY OWN FOR A LONG TIME.

1057
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:43,933
I DON'T THINK THAT KYLE
COULD UNDERSTAND

1058
00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:49,874
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE
A SINGLE PARENT.

1059
00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:53,327
- THIS SEASON, ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

1060
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,230
[cheering]

1061
00:42:00,233 --> 00:42:04,073
- YEAH, BABY!

1062
00:42:04,066 --> 00:42:05,866
- SOMETHING HAPPENED IN VEGAS.

1063
00:42:05,867 --> 00:42:08,267
TOTALLY OUT OF LEFT FIELD.

1064
00:42:08,266 --> 00:42:09,996
- SHE SAID, "WHY WOULD THEY BE
INTERESTED IN YOU

1065
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,600
WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?"

1066
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,000
- LET'S GET THE STORY STRAIGHT.
I DIDN'T SAY THOSE THINGS.

1067
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,770
- DON'T THROW JABS AT ME.

1068
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,530
- IT'S GOOD.

1069
00:42:27,533 --> 00:42:28,633
- WHAT IS THIS?

1070
00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:30,073
- YOU'RE GONNA BE GORGEOUS.

1071
00:42:30,066 --> 00:42:31,796
- WE HAVE TO SUFFER FOR BEAUTY.

1072
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,930
- YOU'RE SO DRAMATIC.

1073
00:42:32,934 --> 00:42:34,034
- I CAN'T BREATHE THOUGH.

1074
00:42:34,033 --> 00:42:35,203
- COME ON!

1075
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,770
[chuckles]

1076
00:42:36,767 --> 00:42:38,127
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

1077
00:42:38,133 --> 00:42:40,373
- BEND OVER.
IT'S NOT GONNA HURT A BIT.

1078
00:42:40,367 --> 00:42:41,827
- THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
LAST TIME.

1079
00:42:41,834 --> 00:42:43,074
- OW!

1080
00:42:43,066 --> 00:42:44,296
OKAY, THIS ONE FEELS
LIKE A REALLY BAD ONE.

1081
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,570
OH, MY GOD!

1082
00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:47,027
[cheering]

1083
00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:48,503
- KELSEY!
- THANK YOU. HOW YOU DOING?

1084
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,070
- KELSEY WAS NOMINATED
FOR A TONY.

1085
00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:52,726
IT WAS VERY HARD WALKING
DOWN THE RED CARPET

1086
00:42:52,734 --> 00:42:55,074
KNOWING THAT MY MARRIAGE
WAS ALMOST OVER.

1087
00:42:55,066 --> 00:42:57,596
I WAS ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED.

1088
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,400
- I WANT TO GIVE MY SON
THIS CHANCE.

1089
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,370
I'M SCARED.

1090
00:43:02,367 --> 00:43:04,697
- RUSSELL AND I ARE SO
DISCONNECTED LATELY.

1091
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:07,970
- IF YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

1092
00:43:07,967 --> 00:43:10,827
- I DON'T WANT HER TO LOSE
ANYTHING IN HER LIFE.

1093
00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:14,904
- YOU'RE SUCH A [bleep] LIAR,
CAMILLE.

1094
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:16,730
- DO NOT [bleep]
DRAG ME INTO THIS.

1095
00:43:16,734 --> 00:43:18,434
- OH, REALLY?
DON'T PISS ME OFF.

1096
00:43:18,433 --> 00:43:19,773
- THAT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.

1097
00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:21,067
- YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE,
DRIVE MY CAR.

1098
00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:22,496
THAT'S NOT COOL.

1099
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,530
- SHE POSED NAKED IN PLAYBOY
AFTER THE O.J. TRIAL.

1100
00:43:24,533 --> 00:43:26,003
THAT'S HER.

1101
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,530
- AS THE HOST
OF A DINNER PARTY,

1102
00:43:27,533 --> 00:43:30,203
I WOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.

1103
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,000
- I CAN TELL YOU
WHEN SHE WILL DIE

1104
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,070
AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN
TO HER FAMILY.

1105
00:43:36,066 --> 00:43:39,226
- I WAS WAITING FOR KYLE
TO FLY ACROSS THE TABLE.

1106
00:43:39,233 --> 00:43:41,473
- THIS IS ALL BULL[bleep]
TO ME, OKAY?

1107
00:43:41,467 --> 00:43:42,927
- ENOUGH! ENOUGH!

1108
00:43:42,934 --> 00:43:44,134
- WHY ARE THEY ARGUING?

1109
00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:45,303
- BECAUSE WOMEN LOVE TO ARGUE.

1110
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:46,730
- OH, EXCUSE ME?

1111
00:43:46,734 --> 00:43:48,634
- CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST
STAY AWAY FROM ME?

1112
00:43:48,633 --> 00:43:50,303
- OH, WELL, THIS IS MY PARTY,

1113
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:51,830
SO DO ME A FAVOR
AND STAY AWAY FROM ME.

1114
00:43:51,834 --> 00:43:54,304
- I WISH, YOU KNOW,
THAT NIGHT NEVER HAPPENED.

1115
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:56,230
AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT I HAVE DONE FOR YOU--

1116
00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:58,003
- EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME?
- YEAH.

1117
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,530
[bleep] YOU FOR TALKING
LIKE THAT.

1118
00:43:59,533 --> 00:44:00,933
YOU BETTER [bleep]--

1119
00:44:00,934 --> 00:44:02,874
- STOP IT!
- STOP! STOP IT! STOP IT!

1120
00:44:02,867 --> 00:44:04,267
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,

1121
00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:05,826
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