1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,998 You know Ian. He does what he wants. He's the boss. 2 00:00:04,086 --> 00:00:06,336 Not mine though. We're equals now. 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,301 To be clear, I'm the boss. 4 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,761 We're doing both our ideas. So we split the expansion down the middle. 5 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,347 The work is perfect. 6 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,893 But don't you see how that's a problem? 7 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,846 Just need one good idea to buy myself some time. 8 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:23,358 -Let's get to-- -Oh, my God. 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,780 Legs have gone to sleep! 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,398 -No, don't touch them! -I don't know what to do. 11 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:28,986 Started dating again. 12 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:31,411 Dirty Dave dropped his line off the back of the boat. 13 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,240 Posting your wedding photos on your dating profile? 14 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:35,326 I cut her out. 15 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,620 She cut you out. 16 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:44,632 I actually had the art department whip up something. 17 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,841 How do I look? 18 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:47,261 That is so much more weird. 19 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,719 You need to keep both your mind and your body sharp. 20 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,590 And that's part of being a boss. It's just the way it's always been done. 21 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,678 Maybe I don't wanna do it the way it's always been done. 22 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:57,813 Great. We'll call up old Doc Brown, have him pull up the DeLorean. 23 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,601 We'll go back in time to change human nature. 24 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,265 Who's Doc Brown? 25 00:01:10,848 --> 00:01:13,478 Okay. New expansion. 26 00:01:13,559 --> 00:01:15,939 First job for the new partners. 27 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:17,110 Clean slate. Fresh start. 28 00:01:17,188 --> 00:01:21,278 Goodbye Raven's Banquet. Hello... something else. 29 00:01:25,071 --> 00:01:26,451 -Okay, I was think-- -I think-- 30 00:01:26,531 --> 00:01:27,951 -We both have ideas. -Yeah. 31 00:01:28,032 --> 00:01:29,702 That's good. Co-creative directors. 32 00:01:29,784 --> 00:01:31,414 -Yes, equals now. -Why don't you go first? 33 00:01:31,494 --> 00:01:32,914 -Really? Okay. -Yeah. 34 00:01:32,996 --> 00:01:36,666 So I was thinking that the new expansion could be set at sea. 35 00:01:38,626 --> 00:01:39,746 I was thinking land. 36 00:01:49,846 --> 00:01:52,886 Well, we're not gonna figure this out today, so I'm gonna take off. 37 00:01:52,974 --> 00:01:54,234 Wait, you're leaving? 38 00:01:54,309 --> 00:01:57,059 Yeah, you know what? I might actually go out to the desert for a little bit. 39 00:01:57,145 --> 00:01:59,975 You know, sorta clear my mind, reconnect with my physical form. 40 00:02:00,064 --> 00:02:03,324 I don't know anyone that is more connected with their physical form than you. 41 00:02:03,401 --> 00:02:05,531 -Thank you. -That wasn't a compliment. 42 00:02:05,612 --> 00:02:07,532 All right. I'll see you next week. 43 00:02:07,614 --> 00:02:10,914 Next-- No, you can't leave for a week. We only just started. 44 00:02:10,992 --> 00:02:13,752 Don't worry. I'll just tell David to shut down the office while I'm gone. 45 00:02:13,828 --> 00:02:17,748 No. You don't need to shut the office down. I'm here. 46 00:02:17,832 --> 00:02:20,752 I'm gonna noodle on the new expansion. I don't need you. 47 00:02:21,628 --> 00:02:24,008 Okay. You don't need me. Fine. 48 00:02:24,672 --> 00:02:26,512 Just a little bit of advice though, Pop. 49 00:02:27,091 --> 00:02:30,011 You're not gonna get this done today. Just relax a little bit. 50 00:02:30,470 --> 00:02:32,390 Go out, get drunk. 51 00:02:32,472 --> 00:02:33,852 Maybe get laid. 52 00:02:34,557 --> 00:02:36,177 It could clear your head. 53 00:02:36,976 --> 00:02:37,976 See ya. 54 00:02:41,898 --> 00:02:43,148 Get laid. 55 00:03:02,168 --> 00:03:03,628 That was nice. 56 00:03:04,963 --> 00:03:06,423 How was it for you? 57 00:03:08,132 --> 00:03:09,882 I gotta say, Pop. 58 00:03:10,385 --> 00:03:11,675 It was pretty terrible. 59 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,230 So... 60 00:04:01,728 --> 00:04:03,808 Everlight was pretty great, huh? 61 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,070 Yeah. 62 00:04:07,191 --> 00:04:08,281 Hey, so... 63 00:04:09,902 --> 00:04:11,452 I was thinking. 64 00:04:11,821 --> 00:04:13,991 -Maybe we should-- -What up, ladies? 65 00:04:14,073 --> 00:04:15,163 You busy? 66 00:04:15,241 --> 00:04:18,701 -Yeah, actually, we were right-- -Cool, I was thinking that we could hang. 67 00:04:18,786 --> 00:04:20,866 Like, have a little girl chat. 68 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:24,330 Put the controllers down. 69 00:04:31,758 --> 00:04:34,968 I was thinking that we could talk about, like, what's on our minds, 70 00:04:35,053 --> 00:04:36,683 what's going on in the world. 71 00:04:37,555 --> 00:04:39,425 To be honest, I've actually been feeling-- 72 00:04:39,515 --> 00:04:41,015 I was thinking I talk and you listen. 73 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:44,520 Not that I don't care about the thing that you were gonna say, but... 74 00:04:44,604 --> 00:04:45,614 I don't. 75 00:04:45,688 --> 00:04:47,648 It's just... I need to get something off my chest, 76 00:04:47,732 --> 00:04:50,192 and I can talk to you guys, because no one pays attention to you. 77 00:04:50,276 --> 00:04:51,856 Also, if you said anything, you would be fired. 78 00:04:51,945 --> 00:04:52,945 What? 79 00:04:53,029 --> 00:04:55,109 Does your girl talk always involve veiled threats? 80 00:04:55,198 --> 00:04:57,618 Sorry. Was that veiled? I meant for that to be clear. 81 00:04:57,700 --> 00:05:00,660 If you say anything about this, you will be fired. 82 00:05:02,914 --> 00:05:04,504 Anyway, I've been having this... 83 00:05:05,291 --> 00:05:07,501 work-related... dream. 84 00:05:07,585 --> 00:05:10,705 Well, no, it's more of a nightmare. It's kind of been messing with my head. 85 00:05:10,797 --> 00:05:13,007 You had a sex dream about Ian, didn't you? 86 00:05:13,091 --> 00:05:14,631 What? No! 87 00:05:15,635 --> 00:05:18,045 No! No, no. Shut up! No. 88 00:05:19,889 --> 00:05:21,559 -What if I did, though? -It's not a big deal. 89 00:05:21,641 --> 00:05:22,811 I've had the same dream. 90 00:05:22,892 --> 00:05:23,942 What? No! 91 00:05:24,894 --> 00:05:26,694 I mean, you have? 92 00:05:27,438 --> 00:05:30,318 Yeah. It's pretty common to have dreams about your boss. 93 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,610 It's not sexual. It's really about power. 94 00:05:34,654 --> 00:05:36,994 But Ian's not my boss anymore. We're equals. 95 00:05:37,573 --> 00:05:39,663 Not according to your subconscious. 96 00:05:39,742 --> 00:05:43,582 See, the dream is just a representation of our need for his approval. 97 00:05:44,747 --> 00:05:45,787 Right. 98 00:05:45,873 --> 00:05:47,543 So that's why afterwards he says it was bad. 99 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:50,835 He didn't tell me it was bad. He liked it in my dream. 100 00:05:51,587 --> 00:05:54,007 -I thought it wasn't sexual. -It isn't. 101 00:05:54,090 --> 00:05:55,630 Then why do you care if he likes it? 102 00:05:55,717 --> 00:05:57,837 I was just saying that I was better at it than Poppy. 103 00:05:57,927 --> 00:06:00,047 I can hear you. And, no, you weren't. 104 00:06:00,138 --> 00:06:04,518 I am super good at sex, okay? I'm, like, so good at sex. 105 00:06:06,227 --> 00:06:07,307 Okay. 106 00:06:07,395 --> 00:06:09,305 Whatever. Just tell me how to make it stop. 107 00:06:09,397 --> 00:06:12,897 Well, if it's really about power, 108 00:06:12,984 --> 00:06:17,284 then maybe you need to assert your authority in real life. 109 00:06:17,363 --> 00:06:19,453 And then maybe your subconscious will catch up. 110 00:06:19,532 --> 00:06:21,082 Yeah. 111 00:06:21,159 --> 00:06:23,869 No, I like that. Assert my authority. That's what I'm gonna do. 112 00:06:24,621 --> 00:06:26,621 That's what I'm gonna do. Girl chat over. 113 00:06:31,044 --> 00:06:32,174 That was weird, huh? 114 00:06:33,129 --> 00:06:34,259 Yeah. 115 00:06:35,048 --> 00:06:36,588 Super weird. 116 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,140 -Did you wanna talk? -Nope. 117 00:06:40,261 --> 00:06:41,801 No. I'm good. 118 00:06:49,812 --> 00:06:51,482 Hi, Carol. I need to talk to you. 119 00:06:51,564 --> 00:06:53,654 No. It's a new dawn, remember? 120 00:06:53,733 --> 00:06:56,193 -Please, it's not what you think. -This isn't about Dana? 121 00:06:57,278 --> 00:06:59,738 Okay, I guess it is what you think. But my issue is... 122 00:07:01,574 --> 00:07:03,244 Okay, so... 123 00:07:03,326 --> 00:07:05,656 I thought that Dana and I were so close to the next step. 124 00:07:05,745 --> 00:07:08,115 Now it turns out she might not even be gay. 125 00:07:08,206 --> 00:07:09,746 Which is fine. She doesn't have to be gay. 126 00:07:09,832 --> 00:07:11,542 She could be bi or "Q," I guess. 127 00:07:11,626 --> 00:07:14,046 To be honest, I never figured out if "Q" meant queer or questioning. 128 00:07:14,128 --> 00:07:16,798 I mean, she's definitely cis. Not that that matters. 129 00:07:16,881 --> 00:07:19,511 Unless she's not cis. Oh, my God, Carol. What if she's not cis, 130 00:07:19,592 --> 00:07:21,222 and I've just been assuming this whole time she's cis? 131 00:07:21,302 --> 00:07:23,222 Okay. Dear God, you are spinning. 132 00:07:23,930 --> 00:07:25,060 You're right. I'm sorry. 133 00:07:25,139 --> 00:07:27,599 I just-- I don't wanna say the wrong thing and offend her. 134 00:07:27,684 --> 00:07:29,234 This stuff is really important to talk about. 135 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:30,480 I do talk about it... 136 00:07:30,561 --> 00:07:32,771 in the seminars I hold on workplace discrimination 137 00:07:32,855 --> 00:07:34,015 that no one attends. 138 00:07:34,107 --> 00:07:35,147 Including you. 139 00:07:36,317 --> 00:07:37,987 Yeah, I had a thing that day. 140 00:07:38,069 --> 00:07:40,699 Right. Let's jump into it one-on-one 141 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:43,990 because you're entitled to everything you want whenever you want it. 142 00:07:45,201 --> 00:07:47,251 I'm kinda sensing some microaggression, Carol. 143 00:07:47,829 --> 00:07:49,459 You're sensing macroaggression. 144 00:07:50,123 --> 00:07:53,713 Look, the problem is you're talking to me when you should be talking to her. 145 00:07:53,793 --> 00:07:57,383 You're so busy not wanting to offend her that you're not telling her the truth. 146 00:07:57,463 --> 00:08:00,173 Oh, my God, you're right. I just need to be direct. 147 00:08:00,258 --> 00:08:03,718 I need to go on the forums and educate myself on the whole "Q" thing and then... 148 00:08:03,803 --> 00:08:05,053 she and I can talk it out. 149 00:08:05,138 --> 00:08:08,468 Thank you, Carol. I feel really seen and heard. 150 00:08:08,558 --> 00:08:12,518 That's the problem, 'cause I don't wanna see you or hear you. 151 00:08:21,070 --> 00:08:22,740 Guess who Ian just screwed. 152 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:24,780 Hey. 153 00:08:25,283 --> 00:08:26,493 No! 154 00:08:26,576 --> 00:08:28,366 I mean... who? 155 00:08:28,453 --> 00:08:29,543 Me. 156 00:08:29,621 --> 00:08:31,751 I just found this stuck to my office window when I got to work. 157 00:08:31,831 --> 00:08:33,001 "Tempe"? 158 00:08:33,082 --> 00:08:37,132 Yeah. Tempe, Arizona. It's where Ian does his little annual sabbatical. 159 00:08:37,211 --> 00:08:38,761 Please, it's not a sabbatical. 160 00:08:38,838 --> 00:08:42,048 It's a sleepaway camp for 40-year-old men who wanna learn how to do MMA. 161 00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:43,843 -It's pathetic. -It's so pathetic. 162 00:08:43,926 --> 00:08:45,136 -Did you know about this? -Sort of. 163 00:08:45,219 --> 00:08:46,549 He asked me to take care of his rings, 164 00:08:46,638 --> 00:08:49,058 because they're priceless, and he got them in the Amazon. 165 00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:50,980 Oh, my-- What is his deal with those rings? 166 00:08:51,059 --> 00:08:52,769 I think he thinks that it makes him look younger. 167 00:08:52,852 --> 00:08:55,362 You know he cut his beard because it was getting too gray? 168 00:08:55,438 --> 00:08:56,938 -Do you know he takes hair pills? -But he calls them... 169 00:08:57,023 --> 00:08:58,073 Vitamins. 170 00:08:58,149 --> 00:08:59,859 What doctor prescribes vitamins? It's pathetic. 171 00:08:59,943 --> 00:09:01,283 So pathetic. 172 00:09:01,861 --> 00:09:03,491 What am I gonna do now? 173 00:09:03,571 --> 00:09:05,161 Ian and I were supposed to talk to Montreal 174 00:09:05,239 --> 00:09:07,619 and update them about the new expansion. He just up and left. 175 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:10,410 Well, you know Ian. He does what he wants. He's the boss. 176 00:09:10,495 --> 00:09:12,825 Not mine though. We're equals now. 177 00:09:14,165 --> 00:09:16,915 Yeah. To be clear, I'm the boss. 178 00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:19,091 He works for me, and so do you. 179 00:09:19,921 --> 00:09:23,761 But you're right. You're not under Ian anymore. 180 00:09:25,134 --> 00:09:26,144 Yo. 181 00:09:26,636 --> 00:09:27,676 What? 182 00:09:27,762 --> 00:09:30,222 In your new position. It's your time to be on top. 183 00:09:31,975 --> 00:09:34,055 Stretch your legs, grind it out like a boss. 184 00:09:34,143 --> 00:09:35,523 Yes, you can help me. 185 00:09:35,603 --> 00:09:37,443 And if Ian doesn't like it, fuck him. 186 00:09:37,522 --> 00:09:40,362 I won't! I don't-- 187 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:43,361 What do you need, David? I'm very busy. 188 00:09:43,443 --> 00:09:45,533 Just the title for the new expansion. 189 00:09:45,612 --> 00:09:47,572 Right. We don't have one. 190 00:09:48,157 --> 00:09:50,237 Ian and I have fundamentally different ideas 191 00:09:50,326 --> 00:09:52,036 of what the new expansion should be. 192 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,250 See, I wanna-- 193 00:09:53,329 --> 00:09:55,959 Poppy! Don't care. Yeah, I just need a title. 194 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:59,000 If we don't come up with a good one, Montreal's gonna stick us with a bad one. 195 00:09:59,085 --> 00:10:01,415 So I need a good one, and I need it now. 196 00:10:01,504 --> 00:10:04,344 Okay, yeah. I can do that. I don't need Ian. 197 00:10:04,424 --> 00:10:07,434 I have the authority, and I will assert-- 198 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:09,010 -Title? -Right. Yes, no, okay. 199 00:10:09,095 --> 00:10:11,845 So the title of the new expansion... 200 00:10:13,975 --> 00:10:17,805 -The title will be... -Yeah? 201 00:10:18,563 --> 00:10:20,573 Mythic Quest... 202 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,570 Sea of Ashes. 203 00:10:27,238 --> 00:10:29,658 Great. All right, I'll have the art team mock something up. 204 00:10:29,741 --> 00:10:32,911 And I just gotta figure out a way to hold off Montreal till tomorrow. 205 00:10:32,994 --> 00:10:34,954 Can't you just sic Jo on them? 206 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:36,830 Yeah. 207 00:10:36,914 --> 00:10:40,084 Unfortunately, Jo and I parted ways. 208 00:10:40,918 --> 00:10:42,208 She finally left you, huh? 209 00:10:42,295 --> 00:10:46,465 What? No, she didn't leave me. No, it was mutual. 210 00:10:46,549 --> 00:10:50,679 She just left to explore other opportunities in the company. 211 00:10:51,804 --> 00:10:54,724 Jo, I'm glad you left David for me. That was a dead-end relationship. 212 00:10:54,807 --> 00:10:56,597 -He's such a pussy. -That goes without saying. 213 00:10:56,684 --> 00:10:57,694 You probably shouldn't say it, 214 00:10:57,769 --> 00:10:59,899 not because it's inappropriate, but because it's obvious. 215 00:10:59,979 --> 00:11:01,019 I have so much to learn. 216 00:11:01,105 --> 00:11:03,265 That's good, 'cause I have so much to teach. 217 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,568 Lesson one, no notes. Never leave a paper trail. 218 00:11:06,736 --> 00:11:07,776 Now-- 219 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:10,532 Eventually you'll learn enough to grow from my protégée 220 00:11:10,615 --> 00:11:12,275 into my sworn enemy. 221 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,947 If I have trained you properly, you will try to devour me. 222 00:11:15,036 --> 00:11:18,366 But if I devour you during your attempts to devour me, 223 00:11:18,456 --> 00:11:19,666 that'll only make me stronger. 224 00:11:19,749 --> 00:11:21,379 I'm already thinking about ways to devour you. 225 00:11:21,459 --> 00:11:23,499 I know you are. That's why I like you. 226 00:11:40,937 --> 00:11:41,937 Hey, Pop. 227 00:11:42,522 --> 00:11:45,152 That may actually have been worse. 228 00:11:48,111 --> 00:11:51,531 Agreed. Totally uninspired. 229 00:11:55,076 --> 00:11:57,406 Goddamn it. 230 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:06,455 The tension was thick. 231 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:08,630 You could hear a pin drop. 232 00:12:08,715 --> 00:12:11,175 And then Poppy turns to me, and she looks me right in the eye, 233 00:12:11,259 --> 00:12:12,509 and she says to me-- 234 00:12:12,594 --> 00:12:14,974 Poppy says-- She says... 235 00:12:16,264 --> 00:12:17,684 "Whatever you need, David." 236 00:12:17,765 --> 00:12:19,925 Wow. Wow! 237 00:12:20,018 --> 00:12:22,978 -She said that? She called you "David"? -Yeah. Well... 238 00:12:23,062 --> 00:12:25,232 Yeah. I mean, that's my name. 239 00:12:25,315 --> 00:12:27,225 Anyway, so I say, 240 00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:31,527 "Look, I need that title now, Pops. No ifs, ands or buts." 241 00:12:31,613 --> 00:12:34,413 And thus was born Sea of Ashes. 242 00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:37,077 Like the dust of Christ. 243 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,500 Yeah-- No. There's no religious connotations. 244 00:12:39,579 --> 00:12:41,459 Are you sure? There's a cross right there. 245 00:12:41,539 --> 00:12:43,209 That's a sword. That's always been there. 246 00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:45,251 Okay. Either way, good for you, 247 00:12:45,335 --> 00:12:48,205 because it takes a lot of gumption to talk that way to your boss. 248 00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:50,006 Yeah. Well... 249 00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:51,129 No, I'm Poppy's boss. 250 00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:53,801 When did that happen? Congratulations. 251 00:12:53,885 --> 00:12:55,045 Always been. 252 00:12:55,637 --> 00:12:58,307 I guess I forget sometimes just 'cause you have such kind eyes. 253 00:12:58,389 --> 00:13:01,519 Oh, well. Thank you. 254 00:13:01,601 --> 00:13:03,811 I gotta say, Sue, you get a-- 255 00:13:03,895 --> 00:13:07,015 You get a very different David Brittlesbee than they get upstairs. 256 00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:09,776 Let's just say that. The David they know, he's-- 257 00:13:09,859 --> 00:13:12,149 He's firm, but he's fair. He's an authoritarian. 258 00:13:12,236 --> 00:13:14,276 David, there you are! I need to talk to you. Got a sec? 259 00:13:14,364 --> 00:13:18,414 Well, sure, yeah. Always got time to talk to my subordinates. 260 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:22,663 Actually, I was just showing Sue here the artwork to Sea of Ashes. 261 00:13:22,747 --> 00:13:24,827 -Trash it. It's not the title. -Yeah, I thought they did-- 262 00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:25,916 Sorry, wait, what? 263 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,050 Nah, it doesn't work. It's totally... uninspired. 264 00:13:29,128 --> 00:13:31,298 No. You came up with it. It works. 265 00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:34,721 It doesn't! It doesn't! If it did, it would. But it didn't. 266 00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:36,971 I just need more time to assert my dominance. 267 00:13:37,053 --> 00:13:39,473 I don't know what is going on with you and that, 268 00:13:39,555 --> 00:13:41,925 but I don't have any more time, Poppy. 269 00:13:42,016 --> 00:13:44,556 -Okay? I have to tell Montreal the title. -Just tell them that it's TBD. 270 00:13:44,644 --> 00:13:46,854 -TBD. I like that. -That's not a title! 271 00:13:46,938 --> 00:13:48,228 Look, you know what? No. 272 00:13:48,314 --> 00:13:50,614 Sea of Ashes is the title, and that is final. 273 00:13:50,692 --> 00:13:51,692 It's not. It's not good enough. 274 00:13:51,776 --> 00:13:53,566 Then come up with one that's good enough. Now! 275 00:13:53,653 --> 00:13:54,743 I will. 276 00:13:56,864 --> 00:13:58,164 What are you doing? 277 00:13:59,117 --> 00:14:01,197 Don't tell me what to do! You're not the boss of me! 278 00:14:01,286 --> 00:14:03,616 I am the boss of you! I am all of your bosses! 279 00:14:04,163 --> 00:14:05,463 Why does no one understand that? 280 00:14:05,957 --> 00:14:07,877 It's the eyes, David. 281 00:14:19,178 --> 00:14:22,178 Come on, do this, big boy. Yeah! Come on. 282 00:14:27,604 --> 00:14:28,614 Poppy. 283 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:30,574 Poppy! 284 00:14:30,982 --> 00:14:32,112 Goddamn it. 285 00:14:33,026 --> 00:14:34,316 Hey. 286 00:14:34,402 --> 00:14:35,402 -Hey. -Hey. 287 00:14:38,823 --> 00:14:39,823 How have you been? 288 00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:42,493 Awesome. Yeah, super awesome. 289 00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:44,077 -Great. -Good. 290 00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:45,832 Yeah, same for me. I'm with Brad now. 291 00:14:45,913 --> 00:14:48,373 Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah. 292 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:49,958 -Hey, what's up, man? -Hey, man. 293 00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:53,003 -For the record, she came to me. -No, man. It's all good. 294 00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:54,377 -All good. -Yeah, it's all good. 295 00:14:54,464 --> 00:14:56,764 Don't worry, David. I'm sure you'll find someone soon. 296 00:14:56,841 --> 00:14:59,221 Yeah, I'm not even looking, really. 297 00:14:59,302 --> 00:15:02,932 Yeah, I've just been super busy. Cycling a lot, obviously. 298 00:15:03,681 --> 00:15:05,101 And nose to the grindstone. 299 00:15:05,183 --> 00:15:06,643 Working on the new expansion. 300 00:15:08,102 --> 00:15:10,442 Boom. We just came up with this. What do you think? 301 00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:13,189 -Yeah, that's... -Yeah. 302 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,690 It's... 303 00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:17,815 -It's fun! -Good. 304 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,163 So, you don't like it. 305 00:15:20,239 --> 00:15:21,869 I mean, you could do better. 306 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:23,160 -Could he? -I don't... 307 00:15:23,242 --> 00:15:24,622 It's not the final title. 308 00:15:25,370 --> 00:15:27,080 I mean, there's still wiggle room. 309 00:15:27,163 --> 00:15:29,043 We're working it out. It's a process. 310 00:15:29,123 --> 00:15:31,043 -Yeah. Right. -That's good. 311 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,835 Yeah. Cool. 312 00:15:33,294 --> 00:15:34,304 Pussy. 313 00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:35,379 -Jo. -Sorry. 314 00:15:35,463 --> 00:15:37,053 Hey. 315 00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:39,091 -That is not a way to talk to your boss. -It's not. 316 00:15:39,175 --> 00:15:40,675 -Also, he knows already. -Right. Right. 317 00:15:41,302 --> 00:15:43,512 Okay. I get what's going on. No, it's cool. 318 00:15:43,596 --> 00:15:45,266 You guys are in the honeymoon phase. 319 00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:48,478 I'm the bad guy. I'm the joke. I'm the wimp. I'm the "P." 320 00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:50,397 -Yeah. Just-- -Yeah. 321 00:15:51,229 --> 00:15:53,519 I'm not a "P," okay? 322 00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:54,856 I am a boss, all right? 323 00:15:54,941 --> 00:15:57,151 Just to be clear, I'm your boss. And yours. 324 00:15:57,694 --> 00:16:00,414 Okay? I don't need you guys. I don't need either of you. 325 00:16:00,488 --> 00:16:02,818 Or Poppy. Or Ian, for that matter. 326 00:16:02,907 --> 00:16:04,487 I'm gonna come up with my own title, 327 00:16:04,575 --> 00:16:07,405 very cool title, all by myself, even if I have to stay up all night. 328 00:16:07,495 --> 00:16:10,205 Gonna handle my business like a boss, in the boss's office. 329 00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:11,750 Or Ian's office, obviously. 330 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,633 I'm his boss, so... Back to work! 331 00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:22,138 And get me a coffee, please. Decaf. Non-dairy milk. 332 00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:26,639 Please. 333 00:16:27,974 --> 00:16:28,984 Whatever. 334 00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:31,976 What did you ever see in him? 335 00:16:32,061 --> 00:16:33,351 I was young. 336 00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:39,114 Hey, Carol. 337 00:16:39,193 --> 00:16:40,363 Jesus. 338 00:16:40,445 --> 00:16:42,315 You two are like little pixie snipers. 339 00:16:42,405 --> 00:16:43,565 -What? -Nothing. 340 00:16:44,365 --> 00:16:45,865 Let me guess. 341 00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:47,330 -You wanna talk about Rachel. -Rachel. 342 00:16:47,410 --> 00:16:49,540 She's been avoiding me for a few days. 343 00:16:49,621 --> 00:16:52,121 And then, she sent me an invitation to 344 00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:56,586 "an open forum of shared feelings in a nonjudgmental safe space." 345 00:16:56,669 --> 00:16:58,919 -What does that mean? -No idea, but it's in my calendar. 346 00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:01,585 Is it illegal to have a workplace relationship? 347 00:17:01,674 --> 00:17:04,554 No, it isn't. There's nothing illegal about dating someone from work. 348 00:17:04,636 --> 00:17:06,966 It's stupid, and it can only end badly, 349 00:17:07,055 --> 00:17:10,885 but it is actually not an HR issue. So... 350 00:17:10,975 --> 00:17:13,725 Great. That is great, because-- 351 00:17:13,811 --> 00:17:16,401 Okay, so, Poppy had this sex dream about Ian, right? 352 00:17:16,481 --> 00:17:17,771 And I had one too. 353 00:17:17,857 --> 00:17:20,277 Rachel got all weird because in my dream, I totally got him off. 354 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,110 -And Poppy couldn't and-- -Okay. 355 00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:24,570 This is an HR issue, 356 00:17:24,656 --> 00:17:26,656 because y'all should not be coming into work 357 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,531 telling each other about sex dreams. 358 00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:30,698 -But you just said-- -I'ma cut to the chase. 359 00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:32,287 Do you like this woman? 360 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,170 You mean "like" like her? 361 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,753 Okay. This generation is a hot mess. 362 00:17:38,836 --> 00:17:41,756 You can't have a conversation, and you're devolving into third graders. 363 00:17:41,839 --> 00:17:43,469 I'm sorry. It's just-- 364 00:17:43,549 --> 00:17:46,089 Rachel really loves to talk things out. Like, a lot. 365 00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:51,177 And she wants to break everything down and analyze everything. And I don't. 366 00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:54,940 I guess I'm not great with confrontation. 367 00:17:55,019 --> 00:17:58,689 You crept up on me quiet as the night and pounced like a damn jungle cat. 368 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,233 -I call that confrontation. -I'm sorry. 369 00:18:02,527 --> 00:18:04,107 You know what you should do? 370 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,449 You should speak to one another. 371 00:18:06,906 --> 00:18:10,986 Be clear. Okay? No more Q's, just A's. 372 00:18:11,077 --> 00:18:14,037 Even if the A's are, "We're still Q'ing." 373 00:18:14,122 --> 00:18:17,582 At least you're talking to each other and not to me. 374 00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:19,876 You're right. 375 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,210 I just gotta be direct. Thanks, Carol. 376 00:18:26,425 --> 00:18:29,505 God, I miss remote working. 377 00:18:29,596 --> 00:18:32,056 Okay, I think I got it. 378 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,140 Yeah, I got it. Here we go. 379 00:18:35,226 --> 00:18:37,056 And the title is... 380 00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:41,439 Fuck. 381 00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:43,744 Sea of Nazis doesn't even make sense! 382 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,108 What are you doing? 383 00:18:46,195 --> 00:18:47,275 Hey. 384 00:18:47,363 --> 00:18:48,913 I was-- 385 00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:50,830 You're back from camp. 386 00:18:50,908 --> 00:18:52,118 It's not camp. 387 00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:56,121 It's a guided retreat where we harness the power of the male body 388 00:18:56,205 --> 00:18:58,625 through the discipline of Brazilian jujitsu. 389 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:00,875 -Okay. -Why are you in my office? 390 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,710 I was trying to come up with a title for the new expansion. 391 00:19:03,796 --> 00:19:05,586 Poppy was supposed to do it, but-- 392 00:19:05,673 --> 00:19:06,723 You know women. 393 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:08,379 They get real emotional. 394 00:19:08,468 --> 00:19:10,798 Yeah, David, you seem emotional. 395 00:19:10,887 --> 00:19:12,967 Yeah. I am kinda having a hard time. 396 00:19:13,681 --> 00:19:16,351 It's just been a long night. I've been trying to come up with this title. 397 00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:19,234 My mom's right, you know? I'm not a creative. I'm a numbers guy. 398 00:19:19,312 --> 00:19:21,312 Hey, relax, relax, buddy. Relax. 399 00:19:21,397 --> 00:19:22,897 Look, if I learned anything this week, 400 00:19:22,982 --> 00:19:25,232 it's that true power does not come from without. 401 00:19:25,318 --> 00:19:26,358 It comes from within. 402 00:19:26,444 --> 00:19:29,164 Look, David, don't be held back by reality. 403 00:19:30,073 --> 00:19:31,993 My reality is different than your reality. 404 00:19:32,075 --> 00:19:33,825 You realize that I'm actually seven feet tall? 405 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,040 What do they teach you at this thing? 406 00:19:38,122 --> 00:19:39,872 Okay, what are you doing? 'Cause you-- 407 00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:41,918 You've come back from this thing real aggressive. 408 00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:43,001 Yeah. 409 00:19:43,795 --> 00:19:46,705 Now, listen. Tell me how you feel. 410 00:19:49,342 --> 00:19:50,342 Safe. 411 00:19:50,426 --> 00:19:53,046 That's right. Old Ian's got ya. 412 00:19:53,554 --> 00:19:54,564 And, David, 413 00:19:54,639 --> 00:19:57,179 you have all the answers you need deep inside you. 414 00:19:57,934 --> 00:19:59,894 Would you like me to help you find them? 415 00:19:59,978 --> 00:20:01,978 -Yeah. -Okay. 416 00:20:02,063 --> 00:20:05,023 The name of the expansion is... 417 00:20:05,108 --> 00:20:06,858 Oh, yeah. 418 00:20:06,943 --> 00:20:09,243 Yeah, that's it. Now, you go ahead and... 419 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,450 -What are we doing? -Yeah. 420 00:20:11,531 --> 00:20:13,621 Now, that's good stuff. 421 00:20:19,455 --> 00:20:20,785 Oh, no. 422 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,687 -David. -Hey. What's going on? 423 00:20:41,769 --> 00:20:43,689 Why are you sleeping in my office? 424 00:20:44,647 --> 00:20:46,857 I was trying to channel Ian's mindset 425 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,571 to come up with a title for the new expansion, 426 00:20:48,651 --> 00:20:50,611 -but I couldn't come up with one. -I thought of it. 427 00:20:51,237 --> 00:20:52,527 You did? 428 00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:53,744 What is it? 429 00:20:54,657 --> 00:20:57,577 "Titans' Rift." That's good. I like that. 430 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,910 I can see the artwork already, you know? 431 00:20:59,996 --> 00:21:02,366 It's like two titans locked in a battle. 432 00:21:02,457 --> 00:21:05,247 One struggling to dominate the other. One won't submit though. 433 00:21:05,335 --> 00:21:07,705 -Something like that. I don't know. -Yeah. That's great. 434 00:21:07,795 --> 00:21:10,255 Hey, how did you come up with it, by the way? 435 00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:12,377 It came to me in a dream. 436 00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:14,677 Oh, yeah? That's cool. What kind of dream? 437 00:21:14,761 --> 00:21:15,851 Just a dream. 438 00:21:16,262 --> 00:21:18,852 You probably wouldn't understand because you're not creative, 439 00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:20,932 but we creatives, we have dreams like this sometimes. 440 00:21:21,017 --> 00:21:22,437 You had the Ian sex dream, didn't ya? 441 00:21:22,518 --> 00:21:24,898 No! No. 442 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,519 No. No. 443 00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:29,438 No. 444 00:21:30,568 --> 00:21:32,948 Yeah. Yeah. 445 00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:35,659 Yeah, well, you know. I've had the dream too. We all have. 446 00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:38,990 It's not uncommon to have sex dreams about your boss. 447 00:21:39,077 --> 00:21:40,287 It's like a power thing. 448 00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:42,120 But, David, you're his boss. 449 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:46,076 Right. 450 00:21:47,543 --> 00:21:49,003 Gonna have to unpack that one. 451 00:21:49,087 --> 00:21:52,377 And besides, I wasn't even having sex with him in the dream. You were. 452 00:21:52,465 --> 00:21:53,925 -Me? -Yeah. 453 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:56,388 Ian whispered the title in your ear while you were... 454 00:21:57,804 --> 00:21:58,934 What? 455 00:22:00,765 --> 00:22:03,095 Sorry. Is that... supposed to be sex? 456 00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:04,810 Yeah. 457 00:22:04,894 --> 00:22:06,734 -Shut up. I'm good at it. -Okay. 458 00:22:06,813 --> 00:22:09,863 Anyway, the point is, you told me to come up with the title, and I did. 459 00:22:09,941 --> 00:22:11,571 Yes, you did. I mean, Ian did. 460 00:22:11,651 --> 00:22:13,361 No, it-- 461 00:22:13,444 --> 00:22:14,574 It was in my head. 462 00:22:14,654 --> 00:22:16,664 So, yes, Ian came up with it, 463 00:22:16,739 --> 00:22:18,529 but it was in my dream. 464 00:22:18,616 --> 00:22:22,036 Therefore, it was my dream, I came up with it. 465 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,870 Yeah, but you still needed him. 466 00:22:24,956 --> 00:22:26,326 And so did I. 467 00:22:32,839 --> 00:22:34,339 We probably shouldn't be talking about this. 468 00:22:34,424 --> 00:22:36,384 -No, no one needs to know. Right? -Especially not Ian. 469 00:22:36,467 --> 00:22:38,007 -No, definitely not Ian. We did it! -We did it! 470 00:22:38,094 --> 00:22:39,224 Yeah. 471 00:22:39,304 --> 00:22:40,314 -Hey, Pop. -Yeah? 472 00:22:40,388 --> 00:22:41,678 -Did I satisfy him? -David. 473 00:22:41,764 --> 00:22:43,604 I was just wondering if he... you know. 474 00:22:56,696 --> 00:22:57,696 Hey. 475 00:22:58,990 --> 00:23:00,370 Hey. 476 00:23:02,118 --> 00:23:03,198 Okay, here it goes. 477 00:23:03,286 --> 00:23:04,826 Okay, here it goes. 478 00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:09,788 Thanks for meeting me here. 479 00:23:09,876 --> 00:23:11,586 I know it's kinda weird to meet in a garage, 480 00:23:11,669 --> 00:23:13,249 but I just wanted a neutral space, 481 00:23:13,338 --> 00:23:17,048 and I brought this literature to help us frame the conversation in a safe and--- 482 00:23:26,225 --> 00:23:27,885 Sorry. 483 00:23:27,977 --> 00:23:31,557 But if I didn't do that now, I don't know if I would be able to later. 484 00:23:34,734 --> 00:23:35,744 You okay? 485 00:23:36,569 --> 00:23:41,369 Yeah. Just... making sure this isn't a dream. 486 00:23:53,586 --> 00:23:56,796 The first one was cute, but I ain't sitting through another one. Move. 487 00:24:00,051 --> 00:24:02,261 Mazel tov. Don't fuck in the office. 488 00:24:39,924 --> 00:24:43,094 I gotta say, the more you do it, the better you get. 489 00:24:46,139 --> 00:24:48,099 Nobody satisfies me like you. 490 00:24:57,066 --> 00:24:58,066 Nice.