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Ovo je dnevnik dnevnih bilješki
za pokušaj broj tri

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mog eksperimenta iz susjedstva.

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Očito, nadam se i pretpostavljam

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ovo će biti konačna verzija.

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Ne, znam da će biti.

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Sve nedostatke su razrađene.

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Ovo je taj.

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I nakon što ovo izvedem,

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objesit će moju sliku

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u Bad Place Hall of Fame

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odmah do tipa
koji je izmislio pčele sa zubima.

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Ti, Eleanor Shellstrop, si mrtva.

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Cool.

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Ja sam Chris Baker.

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Ja sam tvoja srodna duša.

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Unesi ga, čovječe.

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Oprosti, moram pitati,

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zašto nosiš pojas
na kojem piše "najbolja osoba"?

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Očigledno jesam
osvajač bodova broj jedan

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u cijelom susjedstvu.

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Je li tako?

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Uvijek moram imati
moji pojasevi po mjeri

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zbog moje visine i veličine grudi.

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Također, očito,
pojasevi su vani ove sezone.

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Dijagonalna linija stvarno privlači
one's eye to the chin bloat.

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Idi vilice, misliš žirafa.

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Trčanje! Žirafe!

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Žirafe! Trčanje!

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Oh! Zle žirafe su
uništavajući susjedstvo.

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gah!

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Oh, čovječe.

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Hej, robot robinja?

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Prsata Alexa?

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- Oh, Janet?
- Bok tamo.

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Gah, još se nisam navikla.

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Hej, što ako ja,
već nevjerojatna osoba

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koji tu svakako pripada,
želio naučiti

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još više o tome kako biti dobra osoba?

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Je li jedan od ovih štrebera, kao,
učitelj ili life coach

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ili Instagram fitness model
ili tako nešto?

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Eleanor, volio bih da se upoznate
Chidi Anagonye.

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Chidi, ovo je Eleanor.

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Janet mi kaže da jesi
profesor nekakav.

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Da, bio sam profesor
etike i moralne filozofije

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fokusirajući se na deontologiju.

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Čekaj malo, Cheebee.

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Ovaj tip je preveliki štreber.
Koga još imaš?

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- Michael, što radimo ovdje?
- Ne znam.

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Očigledno, Loše mjesto
zna da jedan od vas

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zapravo pripada dolje s njima,

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i žele tu osobu
ući u obelisk,

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ili će vas sve uzeti.

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Ne mogu ići. Premlad sam da umrem

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i prestar da bi jeo s dječjeg jelovnika.

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Kakvih sam glupih godina.

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Nikada ne bih preživio dolje.

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Trebali bi uzeti Eleanor.
Ona je oblika kruške.

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- Ona bi se baš uklopila.
- Oh, oprostite.

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Voljeli biste da ste mogli
zalogaj ove kruške.

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Ja ću ići. Zaslužujem ići.
Vi dečki možete ostati.

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- Chidi, ti ne ideš.
- Ne, moram ići.

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Sveta rašljasta košulja.

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Ljudi, zar ne shvaćate?

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Michael nas muči.

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Zato naši životi
bili tako jadni

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od trenutka kada smo stigli ovdje.

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Ovo nije dobro mjesto.

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To je loše mjesto.

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Ah, prdi.

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<boja fonta="
www.addic7ed.com

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U redu, pokušaj broj 11.

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Usredotočimo se na pozitivne strane.

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Eleanor uvijek mrzi svoju kuću.

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Tahani uvijek mrzi Eleanor.

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Jason mrzi biti tih.

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Chidija odmah zaboli trbuh.

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Tako da ovdje ima mnogo posla.

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Čekaj malo, Cheeto.

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Tako da će to biti teško proći
na Superdork Jones tamo.

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Imaš li me još koga naučiti?

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Jeste li spremni za našu lekciju?

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Danas govorimo o Davidu Humeu,

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teorija svežnja o sebi, dušo.

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Zvuči kao pravi banger,
ali vi dečki morate pobjeći.

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Moja srodna duša ima neku vrstu
iznenađenja planiranog za mene,

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i čini se da je jako uzbuđen zbog toga.

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Pa, vas dvoje svakako jeste
snalazeći se

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jako dobro ovih dana.

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Da, zapravo sam na neki način
u Sebastiana u zadnje vrijeme.

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Mislim, on je malo šaljiv,

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ali on mi pomalo raste.

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* Ljubavi moja, slatka kapi rose *

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* Napisao sam ti tri sata *

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* Izgovorena jazz opera *

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Cool.

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* Eleanor, manje više *

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* Za koga je? *

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* Za tebe,
moja krema od kapi rose *

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* Od vrha do bopa do bopa do vrha *

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- Dobro, ne, ne.
- Što?

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Nema verzije raja za
itko bi ikada uključio

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tri sata ovoga.

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Na lošem smo mjestu, zar ne?

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Prokletstvo.

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Bio je to pravi izlet za kekse,

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a sada smo svi mokri, tata-O.

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Nikad nisam ni stigao igrati
moj glupi trokut.

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Ne, ne, ne, ne, Michael,
molim, molim, molim!

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Molim te, nemoj me ubiti.
Imam toliko toga za što živjeti.

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Žao mi je, Janet, moram te ponovno pokrenuti

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svaki put kad krenem ispočetka.

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Oh, znam. Zapravo nisam uzrujana.

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To je samo automatik
sigurnosni mehanizam

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koji se svaki put aktivira
prilazite klipu.

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- Samo naprijed.
- Ah.

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Michael, čudovište!

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<i>Pokušaj 32.</i>

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Pokušaj 57.

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Pokušaj 99.

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Pokušaj 108.

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Analizirao sam neke nedavne podatke.

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Čini se da Eleanor uvijek shvaća

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da su na lošem mjestu

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- upravo u trenutku kad...
- Oprostite.

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Oprostite, vrata su bila otvorena,
pa sam upravo ušao.

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Jeste li upravo rekli da sam na lošem mjestu?

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Pokušaj 109.

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Zatvorio sam i zaključao vrata.

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Uh, da, i spremni smo za polazak.

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Ovo je tvoja srodna duša Greg.

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Ovo je tvoja srodna duša Glenn.

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Ovo je tvoja srodna duša Tahani.

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Ovo je tvoja srodna duša Lerf.

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Ovo je tvoja srodna duša,
zlatni retriver.

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čekaj.

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čekaj malo znaš što

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Sveti dimovi.

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Ovo je loše mjesto.

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Ovo je loše mjesto!

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Ovo je loše mjesto.

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Ovo je loše mjesto.

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Svinja postaje ljuta.

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Ovo je loše mjesto!

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Pčele, pčele, pčele, pčele.

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Oh! Oh, ovo je loše mjesto.

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ššš

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Michael, Michael, ako ja odem,

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tko će se brinuti za moje ptice?

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Michael, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne!

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Ja... ja sam trudna. I to je vaše dijete.

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I have tickets to "Hamilton" next week,

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a postoji glasina da
Daveed Diggs se vraća.

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Janet, već smo prošli
ovo stotine puta.

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Mislim, možeš li se samo opustiti?

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Je li to moguće, Janet?

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Možeš li se samo malo opustiti?

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Ne, svaki put će biti isto.

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Da, da, znam.

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Ne, ne, ne! Ne, Michael!

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Molim te, molim te, smiri se. smiri se

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U redu, u redu, smiri se. smiri se

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Mislim, zašto se uopće truditi u ovom trenutku?

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Očito nikad neću shvatiti kako treba.

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"Ja sam Eleanor. Tako sam pametna.

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Zapravo sam na lošem mjestu."

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Bla, bla, bla, bla.

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Shawn još uvijek misli da sam na drugoj verziji.

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Samo mu lažem,
i stvarno je loše,

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ali ja... mislim, moram nastaviti pokušavati.

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Preduboko sam.

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I stvarno sam debela trenutno.

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Izjedam se pod stresom i jesam
dobivanje na težini u bedrima.

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Mislim, pogledaj to.

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Ohh.

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Tako mi je žao. tko si ti

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A gdje sam ja?

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Nema veze.

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Ovaj se ni ne računa.

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Hang on one second, Chili.

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Ovaj tip je sranje. Koga još imaš?

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čujem te.

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Michael, jednostavno ne možeš očekivati Chidija

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odlučiti hoće li Eleanor otići u...

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Yo, yo, prijatelji, provjerite.

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Nešto je pobrkano
s ovim mjestom.

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Stalno se svađamo jedni s drugima.

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Nijedan od televizora ne dobiva
kanal NFL RedZone.

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Moja srodna duša ni ne zna
tko je Blake Bortles.

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I know this sounds crazy,

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ali mislim da smo na lošem mjestu.

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Jason figured it out?

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Jason?

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Ovo je stvarno niska točka.

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Da, ovaj boli.

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jao

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U redu, ovo bi mogao biti taj.
Za tjedan dana smo.

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Chidi podučava Eleanor,
ali ona to mrzi.

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Tahani still thinks that Jason's a monk.

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Svi su jadni.

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Tako sam sretna.

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Držimo prste.

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Vicky, gdje su svi?

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Oni ne dolaze, Michael.

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Izgubili ste kontrolu
ovog eksperimenta,

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pa štrajkamo
dok se naši zahtjevi ne ispune.

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Govorim u ime cijele posade, Michael.
Muka nam je od toga.

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Jedva se sjećamo

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ono što bismo trebali
raditi više, plus...

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Provela sam tjedne usavršavajući se

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ovaj odličan australski naglasak, jesam.

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A onda ga nikad nisam imao priliku iskoristiti.

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Još si uzrujan
o veličini vašeg dijela?

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Da, želim važniju ulogu.

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Ali to je samo moj zahtjev; svih nas 318

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imati nešto
želimo učiniti drugačije.

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Neki ljudi žele veće kuće.

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Gayle želi drugačiju pozadinsku priču

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gdje je bila MMA borac?

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Gunnar wants to bite and/or nibble

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na ljude dok spavaju.

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Ti to znaš, Vicky
kad bih radio neke od ovih

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da bi to bilo mrtvo davanje?

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And I can help you explain that to them.

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Ali neke od njih su izvedive.

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I ti ćeš ih napraviti.

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Tako Aristotel vjeruje
tvoj karakter je dobrovoljan,

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00:09:11,177 --> 00:09:14,379
jer, uh... jeste li
ignorirati me upravo sada?

228
00:09:14,447 --> 00:09:16,514
Drugi je dan naših lekcija iz etike,

229
00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,383
a ti se već gasiš?

230
00:09:18,451 --> 00:09:20,618
Ne, oprosti, upravo sam dobio
smeten na sekundu.

231
00:09:20,687 --> 00:09:24,222
Zadnje čega se sjećam
što kažeš je... ništa.

232
00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:26,057
Možete li krenuti iz početka?

233
00:09:26,126 --> 00:09:27,525
U redu, treba mi mali odmor.

234
00:09:27,594 --> 00:09:29,427
Možemo li prošetati ili tako nešto,

235
00:09:29,496 --> 00:09:31,329
maybe get some clam chowder?

236
00:09:37,404 --> 00:09:39,771
- Where is everyone?
- Tko zna?

237
00:09:39,839 --> 00:09:42,707
Možda su konačno shvatili
juha od školjki je odvratna

238
00:09:42,776 --> 00:09:46,811
jer je u osnovi
slani latte s bubama u njemu.

239
00:09:48,148 --> 00:09:51,949
Puši li netko cigaru?

240
00:09:52,018 --> 00:09:54,419
Michael je ovo stvarno zeznuo.

241
00:09:54,487 --> 00:09:56,387
Uobičajeno Bad Place bilo je dobro.

242
00:09:56,456 --> 00:09:59,290
If the four-headed flying bears
ain't broke, don't fix 'em.

243
00:09:59,359 --> 00:10:02,160
What was wrong with impaling?
I loved impaling.

244
00:10:02,228 --> 00:10:03,661
Hey, Todd, got a light?

245
00:10:03,730 --> 00:10:06,664
Uh, yeah, obviously I have a light.

246
00:10:06,733 --> 00:10:08,833
You know, you guys
aren't supposed to be smoking.

247
00:10:08,902 --> 00:10:10,735
You're supposed to keep
your human suit on.

248
00:10:10,804 --> 00:10:12,136
Those suits are really itchy for us.

249
00:10:12,205 --> 00:10:14,072
Koga je uopće briga ako nas vide?

250
00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:16,107
Ionako će se samo ponovno pokrenuti.

251
00:10:16,176 --> 00:10:18,743
O moj Bože. O moj Bože.
O moj Bože. O moj Bože.

252
00:10:18,812 --> 00:10:20,244
O moj Bože. O moj Bože.

253
00:10:20,313 --> 00:10:21,813
Ovo je loše mjesto.

254
00:10:21,881 --> 00:10:23,147
I forking knew it!

255
00:10:23,216 --> 00:10:25,016
A juha od školjki je odvratna.

256
00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:28,086
To je samo vruće oceansko mlijeko
s mrtvim životinjskim krutonima.

257
00:10:28,154 --> 00:10:29,821
Okay, but what do we do, panic, freak?

258
00:10:29,889 --> 00:10:31,556
Obično me uhvati panika,
ali ja sam sretan da pošizim.

259
00:10:31,624 --> 00:10:32,857
Ne. Moramo ostati hladni.

260
00:10:32,926 --> 00:10:35,159
Kao što je moja mama uvijek govorila,

261
00:10:35,228 --> 00:10:37,028
ako te policajac lisicama veže za stalak za bicikl,

262
00:10:37,097 --> 00:10:39,530
uvijek ima nešto
možete progristi.

263
00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:41,632
Tvoja mama je to uvijek govorila?

264
00:10:41,701 --> 00:10:43,401
razmisli. Hajde, pametnjakoviću.

265
00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,236
- Janet!
- Bok tamo.

266
00:10:45,305 --> 00:10:46,904
- Kako vam mogu pomoći?
- Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.

267
00:10:46,973 --> 00:10:48,740
Kako znamo da ona nije dio toga?

268
00:10:48,808 --> 00:10:51,509
Ne, ali moramo riskirati.

269
00:10:51,578 --> 00:10:54,212
Janet, možemo li, kao,
napustiti susjedstvo,

270
00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,680
otići što dalje?

271
00:10:55,749 --> 00:10:58,182
Možemo li negdje otići?

272
00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:01,552
<i>Dakle, na lošem smo mjestu,</i>

273
00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:04,389
a znam i zašto: bademovo mlijeko.

274
00:11:04,457 --> 00:11:06,157
I knew it was bad for the environment,

275
00:11:06,226 --> 00:11:08,826
ali svidio mi se način na koji je premazan
moj jezik s čudnim filmom.

276
00:11:08,895 --> 00:11:10,995
Koga još muče?
Are we the only two?

277
00:11:11,064 --> 00:11:13,664
I got to assume
Jason je također... Jianyu.

278
00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:16,067
You know him as Jianyu,
ali njegovo pravo ime je Jason,

279
00:11:16,136 --> 00:11:17,902
i on je đubre s Floride.

280
00:11:17,971 --> 00:11:19,437
- Što?
- Also,

281
00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:21,506
Tahani is a candidate
što se mene tiče.

282
00:11:21,574 --> 00:11:24,375
Jučer mi je rekla da ona
bila najbolja prijateljica Taylor Swift

283
00:11:24,444 --> 00:11:26,511
but Taylor Swift wasn't her best friend.

284
00:11:26,579 --> 00:11:28,012
She sucks.

285
00:11:28,081 --> 00:11:29,480
Bez uvrede, ali ne mogu vjerovati

286
00:11:29,549 --> 00:11:31,449
ti i ja smo završili na istom mjestu.

287
00:11:31,518 --> 00:11:33,317
Hej, nisam oduševljena
about it either, bud.

288
00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:35,920
Uvijek sam pretpostavljao zagrobni život
bio je pun kul ljudi,

289
00:11:35,989 --> 00:11:37,755
not talking sweater vests.

290
00:11:37,824 --> 00:11:39,056
- Ti...
- Ovdje smo.

291
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:41,459
Zar vlakovi nisu uredni?

292
00:11:41,528 --> 00:11:43,227
Ću-ču.

293
00:11:50,136 --> 00:11:51,903
Bok. Moraš nam pomoći.

294
00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:53,504
Ja sam Eleanor. Ovo je Chidi.

295
00:11:53,573 --> 00:11:55,239
I vidi, mislili smo
bili smo na dobrom mjestu,

296
00:11:55,308 --> 00:11:57,575
- ali kako se ispostavilo...
- Yeah, guys. ja znam

297
00:11:57,644 --> 00:11:59,577
Bio si ovdje već 15 puta.

298
00:11:59,646 --> 00:12:01,012
Što?

299
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,914
Jeste li donijeli kokain koji sam tražio?

300
00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:05,049
Molim te, reci mi te nekako
zapamtio ovaj put.

301
00:12:05,118 --> 00:12:07,118
Mama treba svoj lijek.

302
00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:09,387
We've met before?

303
00:12:09,456 --> 00:12:11,722
- Ja sam Janet.
- znam

304
00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:14,058
Vicky, pogledajmo
na velikoj slici ovdje.

305
00:12:14,127 --> 00:12:17,028
Now, if you all
mogu se samo držati svog plana

306
00:12:17,096 --> 00:12:19,831
i ako to izvedemo, bit ćemo heroji.

307
00:12:19,899 --> 00:12:21,799
Mogli biste sami napisati svoju kartu.

308
00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:24,869
Možda čak i sletiš
račun Jareda iz Subwaya.

309
00:12:24,938 --> 00:12:28,806
Yeah, but I don't think
možeš to skinuti.

310
00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:31,609
Ne možeš ni skinuti te leptir mašne.

311
00:12:32,612 --> 00:12:34,278
To je bilo vrlo zločesto,

312
00:12:34,347 --> 00:12:36,881
ali ću prijeći preko toga
u ime kohezije jedinica.

313
00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:39,951
Ponovno ćeš pokrenuti ta četiri
dum-dums još jednom,

314
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,719
a onda ja preuzimam.

315
00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:44,522
Ja ću izvršiti svoju verziju
ovog susjedstva.

316
00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,157
Vidiš, radio sam na tome

317
00:12:46,226 --> 00:12:48,292
dok su se sve tvoje verzije raspale.

318
00:12:48,361 --> 00:12:50,628
Ovo je neposlušnost.

319
00:12:50,697 --> 00:12:53,798
A ako to ne učinite
what I tell you immediately,

320
00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:56,501
ideš dolje.

321
00:12:58,471 --> 00:13:01,973
To je kompletan izvještaj
od svake greške koju si napravio,

322
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:04,141
svaki kvar, svako ponovno pokretanje

323
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:07,111
sve izloženo u mučnim detaljima.

324
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:10,581
Sad, siguran sam da je tvoj šef
volio bih sve čuti

325
00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:13,918
kako zapravo ide "pokušaj broj 2".

326
00:13:13,987 --> 00:13:17,788
Zapravo, ako ne učiniš ono što ti kažem,

327
00:13:17,857 --> 00:13:19,223
ideš dolje.

328
00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:21,993
Dolje ispod.

329
00:13:23,432 --> 00:13:25,147
Jesmo li uvijek nas troje?

330
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,202
Uvijek su barem Eleanor i Janet.

331
00:13:27,204 --> 00:13:28,603
Obično je Chidi u kombinaciji.

332
00:13:28,605 --> 00:13:30,590
Sometimes Jason is here.

333
00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:32,920
Jednom su ovdje bili Jason i Tahani.

334
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:35,117
Ali znate što?
Bez obzira koja je kombinacija,

335
00:13:35,119 --> 00:13:37,185
Uvijek vas pitam dečki
da mi sljedeći put doneseš kokain,

336
00:13:37,254 --> 00:13:38,520
a ti nikad.

337
00:13:38,589 --> 00:13:39,921
Imaš li nešto što mogu šmrkati,

338
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:41,523
poput smrvljenog aspirina

339
00:13:41,592 --> 00:13:44,192
ili neko sjenilo ili kokain?

340
00:13:44,261 --> 00:13:45,861
Još uvijek ne.

341
00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:47,829
Postoji samo jedno pitanje
moramo odgovoriti odmah,

342
00:13:47,898 --> 00:13:50,065
a to je, što ćemo sljedeće?

343
00:13:50,134 --> 00:13:52,134
Mislim, ovo mjesto
ne izgleda strašno.

344
00:13:52,202 --> 00:13:54,669
Možda bismo jednostavno trebali ostati ovdje zauvijek.

345
00:13:54,738 --> 00:13:55,904
Uvijek to govoriš.

346
00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:57,806
I uvijek se na kraju vratiš.

347
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,775
Mislim, ponekad se vratiš
jer se osjećaš loše

348
00:13:59,843 --> 00:14:01,476
your friends don't know what you know.

349
00:14:01,545 --> 00:14:03,578
Ponekad se vratiš
jer mi ulaziš

350
00:14:03,647 --> 00:14:05,714
dok masturbiram,
a ponekad se vratiš

351
00:14:05,783 --> 00:14:08,383
jer ulazim u tebe
dok masturbiram.

352
00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:11,086
Ali bez obzira na sve, uvijek se vraćaš.

353
00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:14,656
Formulirate plan poraza
Michael, and you head back.

354
00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:18,160
U redu, plan. Treba nam plan, ali...

355
00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:19,261
Što ako smislimo plan

356
00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:20,929
već smo pokušali prije?

357
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:23,064
Hoćeš li molim te prestati s tim?

358
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:26,334
Da, samo da ti malo pomognem,

359
00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:28,503
Zapisao sam svaki plan
si ikada smislio,

360
00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:31,740
što očito nikad nije uspjelo,
jer ti si tu,

361
00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:33,975
i vratio si se, pa sretno.

362
00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:35,744
"Fizički napasti Michaela.

363
00:14:35,813 --> 00:14:37,312
„Zavedi Michaela.

364
00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:39,147
"Neka Michael misli da je on taj
na Lošem mjestu.

365
00:14:39,216 --> 00:14:42,984
Uhvatite tu čarobnu pandu. Iskoristi njezine moći."

366
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:44,786
Oh, pretpostavljam da je to bio Jason.

367
00:14:44,855 --> 00:14:47,522
Taj tip nema pojma što se događa.

368
00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:52,394
Zdravo? Zdravo.

369
00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:54,229
Gdje su svi?

370
00:14:54,298 --> 00:14:56,364
- Janet?
- Bok, Jasone.

371
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:58,834
Oh, hej, domaći.

372
00:14:58,902 --> 00:15:02,470
Uh, mislim... Jason?

373
00:15:02,539 --> 00:15:05,307
Tko je Jason? Ja sam redovnik.

374
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,843
znaš što...

375
00:15:07,911 --> 00:15:09,845
Mogu li razgovarati s tobom na trenutak?

376
00:15:09,913 --> 00:15:11,913
U škripcu sam,
i dobro bi mi došao netko

377
00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:15,050
da odbijem neke ideje, u redu?

378
00:15:15,118 --> 00:15:18,553
Oh, da, vrlo brzo,
stvarno si na lošem mjestu,

379
00:15:18,622 --> 00:15:20,088
a tebe muče.

380
00:15:20,157 --> 00:15:21,656
Što?

381
00:15:21,725 --> 00:15:23,825
Znam da ovdje piše
koje smo već probali

382
00:15:23,894 --> 00:15:25,427
bacanje Tahani pod autobus,

383
00:15:25,495 --> 00:15:27,462
ali možda bismo to trebali ponovno razmotriti.

384
00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:29,097
Baci je malo jače.

385
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,832
Možda ispod većeg autobusa.

386
00:15:30,901 --> 00:15:31,900
što ti misliš

387
00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:34,636
Mislim da je ovo besmisleno.

388
00:15:34,705 --> 00:15:36,972
Zarobljeni smo u iskrivljenoj verziji

389
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,473
Nietzscheovo vječno vraćanje.

390
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,642
Super, još filozofije.
To će nam pomoći.

391
00:15:40,711 --> 00:15:42,477
Pa, zar ne vidite problem?

392
00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:44,412
Proživljavamo karmu,
ali ne možemo učiti od naših

393
00:15:44,481 --> 00:15:46,481
greške, jer naša sjećanja
nastavi se brisati.

394
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:48,817
It's an epistemological nightmare.

395
00:15:48,886 --> 00:15:51,152
Ugh, even your nightmares are boring.

396
00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,455
You... you are so mean, Eleanor.

397
00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:55,156
You're just like those childhood bullies

398
00:15:55,225 --> 00:15:56,691
koji je rekao da nikad neću dobiti mandat.

399
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,426
And you are so irritating!

400
00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:00,562
U jednom od ovih ponovnih pokretanja,
I probably strangled you

401
00:16:00,631 --> 00:16:03,932
and then went to the Even Worse
Place, but you know what?

402
00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:05,800
Kladim se da je vrijedilo.

403
00:16:05,869 --> 00:16:07,135
Oh, lijepo.

404
00:16:07,204 --> 00:16:08,470
Ugh!

405
00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:10,038
Sorry, can I just vent to you
na sekundu?

406
00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:12,540
Chidi is so annoying.

407
00:16:12,609 --> 00:16:14,242
I just... I cannot believe that

408
00:16:14,311 --> 00:16:16,011
he is the one I'm stuck here with.

409
00:16:16,079 --> 00:16:17,846
Uh, vau, ludo.

410
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:19,848
Oh, oprosti.
Isuse, čovječe, mislio sam da možeš

411
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:22,550
be human for, like,
dvije sekunde i slušaj me.

412
00:16:22,619 --> 00:16:24,252
I have, Eleanor.

413
00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:27,389
I have listened to you
pričaj o Chidi 15 puta

414
00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:28,890
in 15 different ways.

415
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:30,358
Da pređem na stvar.

416
00:16:30,427 --> 00:16:33,628
Vas dvoje, loše ste jedno za drugo.

417
00:16:33,697 --> 00:16:35,797
Ne, nemamo. Chidi's just a friend.

418
00:16:35,866 --> 00:16:37,599
Što ja govorim?
He's not even a friend.

419
00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:40,502
On je samo čudan učitelj kojeg mrzim.

420
00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:47,175
Čovječe, ne želim gledati
"Cannonball Run 2" upravo sada.

421
00:16:47,244 --> 00:16:50,345
U redu, što se dogodilo u
first one, so I'm all caught up?

422
00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:53,381
<i>I don't know what's gonna happen to us,</i>

423
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,517
<i>but I need to tell you something.</i>

424
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,020
<i>I love you.</i>

425
00:16:59,089 --> 00:17:01,856
<i>And you don't need to respond
'cause I know</i>

426
00:17:01,925 --> 00:17:03,458
<i>you have trouble saying how you feel...</i>

427
00:17:03,527 --> 00:17:05,327
<i>I love you too.</i>

428
00:17:05,395 --> 00:17:08,330
Very funny, but that... that's
obviously not real.

429
00:17:08,398 --> 00:17:10,198
Oh, that's real, baby.

430
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:13,335
That's real nasty.

431
00:17:13,403 --> 00:17:16,304
Yeah, this was, like, the
sixth time you guys were here.

432
00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:18,440
Vidio sam da postaješ seksi
the previous three times,

433
00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:21,176
so I cut a little hole in
the wall so I could tape you.

434
00:17:21,244 --> 00:17:22,744
Call it my lookin' hole.

435
00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:24,012
<i>Is that a camera?</i>

436
00:17:24,081 --> 00:17:27,282
<i>Mindy, you pervert!</i>

437
00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:30,752
Koliko puta već
Chidi i ja smo spavali zajedno?

438
00:17:30,821 --> 00:17:33,855
8 različitih dana, ali,
like, 20 different sessions.

439
00:17:33,924 --> 00:17:37,659
And how many times
jesmo li rekli... te stvari?

440
00:17:37,728 --> 00:17:39,861
Oh, only once. Oh, God, I hated it.

441
00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:42,297
It, like, really killed the vibe for me.

442
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:44,899
See, after I watch the porno
I made starring you,

443
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,402
I watch you talk about
tvoji osjećaji da se ohlade.

444
00:17:47,471 --> 00:17:50,605
It's, like, anti-porn.

445
00:17:50,674 --> 00:17:52,307
Samo sam ikada rekao "Volim te"

446
00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:53,875
za dva muškarca cijeli moj život,

447
00:17:53,944 --> 00:17:56,177
Hladni Steve Austin

448
00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:59,214
and a guy in a dark club who I mistook

449
00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:00,782
za Stone Cold Steve Austin.

450
00:18:00,851 --> 00:18:02,917
Mislim, zašto bi mi to pokazao?

451
00:18:02,986 --> 00:18:03,818
ne znam

452
00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:06,221
You guys are, like,
zarobljeni ovdje zajedno.

453
00:18:06,289 --> 00:18:07,522
osjećam se loše.

454
00:18:07,591 --> 00:18:09,190
Znate, navijam za vas.

455
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:10,458
Ne, nema "mi dečki."

456
00:18:10,527 --> 00:18:11,926
U biti smo se tek upoznali.

457
00:18:11,995 --> 00:18:13,495
Ne, Eleanor.

458
00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:16,631
Vi ste se poznavali
stvarno dugo vremena.

459
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,367
Također, nije važno
rekao ti ja to ili ne,

460
00:18:19,436 --> 00:18:21,136
jer kad je Michael
saznaje da je opet podbacio,

461
00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:23,304
on će te samo ponovno pokrenuti.

462
00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:29,244
Chidi, Janet, odlazimo.

463
00:18:29,312 --> 00:18:31,246
Nosim ovo sa sobom.

464
00:18:31,314 --> 00:18:34,282
Oh, ne. To je moj jedini primjerak. nemoj

465
00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:39,955
<i>Kako je došlo do ovoga?</i>

466
00:18:39,957 --> 00:18:43,225
Samo sam pokušavao učiniti
nešto inovativno

467
00:18:43,227 --> 00:18:46,353
i drugačiji koji bi
poboljšati način na koji radimo

468
00:18:46,378 --> 00:18:48,775
ljudski životi bijedni zauvijek.

469
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,000
Mm, pa...

470
00:18:50,002 --> 00:18:52,135
šuti. Koje su moje mogućnosti?

471
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:54,204
Imam li ikakvog?

472
00:18:54,273 --> 00:18:56,231
Mislim, ne mogu se složiti s njezinim planom.

473
00:18:56,256 --> 00:18:58,090
Bit će to spektakularan neuspjeh.

474
00:18:58,115 --> 00:19:01,817
Ali ne mogu je ignorirati
ili će me odati Shawnu.

475
00:19:01,842 --> 00:19:03,213
Zarobljen sam.

476
00:19:03,282 --> 00:19:05,515
Sada govoriš puno riječi,

477
00:19:05,584 --> 00:19:09,920
a znam samo neke od njih,
poput "štakor" i "Jason,"

478
00:19:09,988 --> 00:19:13,356
ali znam malo mudrosti
mogu ti dati.

479
00:19:13,425 --> 00:19:16,192
znam sve
što se dogodilo u tvom životu,

480
00:19:16,261 --> 00:19:18,832
i sve je bilo glupo,
pa čisto sumnjam u to.

481
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,499
Bio sam član 60-osobe
plesna ekipa u Jacksonvilleu.

482
00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:25,735
Zvali smo se Dance Dance Resolution:

483
00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:27,203
Odlučili smo plesati.

484
00:19:27,272 --> 00:19:30,407
Jednog dana, Donkey Doug i ja
potukao se

485
00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:31,875
jer sam mu smjestio djevojku

486
00:19:31,944 --> 00:19:34,210
za krađu boogie daske, pa je počeo

487
00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:37,347
nova plesna ekipa pod nazivom Hashtag DougLife

488
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:40,550
i odmah nas izazvao
na ples.

489
00:19:40,619 --> 00:19:42,719
Rekao je: "Nađimo se unutar napuštenog

490
00:19:42,788 --> 00:19:44,721
tvornica soka od naranče u ponoć."

491
00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:48,091
Te noći, kad je sat otkucao 12:00,

492
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,960
ja i moja ekipa smo se okupili

493
00:19:50,028 --> 00:19:55,465
s odlučnošću
nikad prije nismo pokazali

494
00:19:55,534 --> 00:19:57,601
i izrezali im sve gume.

495
00:19:58,904 --> 00:20:00,804
Bila je droga.

496
00:20:00,872 --> 00:20:02,205
Kraj.

497
00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:04,574
Autor: Jason Mendoza.

498
00:20:04,643 --> 00:20:07,877
Znate, ta besmislena priča
zapravo sadrži

499
00:20:07,946 --> 00:20:09,279
malo dobrih savjeta.

500
00:20:09,348 --> 00:20:10,947
Hvala ti, Jasone.

501
00:20:11,016 --> 00:20:13,216
Imaš ga, domaći.

502
00:20:13,285 --> 00:20:15,151
Dajem dobar savjet.

503
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:18,488
Guess that's why I'm in the Good Place.

504
00:20:20,225 --> 00:20:21,925
Oh, tu ste ljudi.

505
00:20:21,994 --> 00:20:24,394
Ne, prestani, nema više laži.

506
00:20:24,463 --> 00:20:26,229
Jasone, dođi ovamo.

507
00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:27,564
tako je.

508
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,432
Znamo da se zove Jason, a ne Jianyu.

509
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:31,134
Sve znamo.

510
00:20:31,203 --> 00:20:34,304
Ne razumijem puno toga,
ali, da, znam to.

511
00:20:34,373 --> 00:20:37,674
Tvoj bolesni plan mučenja
ne radi, u redu?

512
00:20:37,743 --> 00:20:39,576
Jer nastavljamo otkrivati
tvoja mala zagonetka.

513
00:20:39,645 --> 00:20:42,479
mi pobjeđujemo,
što znači da gubiš.

514
00:20:42,547 --> 00:20:44,447
Dakle, ovdje imaš dva izbora, prijatelju:

515
00:20:44,516 --> 00:20:47,450
neprestano padati ili shvatiti

516
00:20:47,519 --> 00:20:49,819
mi smo zapravo ti
sa svom snagom ovdje.

517
00:20:49,888 --> 00:20:53,089
Da, ne, uh... Na istoj smo stranici.

518
00:20:53,158 --> 00:20:54,491
Što?

519
00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:56,026
Želim se udružiti s vama.

520
00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:57,927
Što? Zašto? jesi li Što?

521
00:20:57,996 --> 00:21:00,363
Malo sam u škripcu,
i dobro bi mi došla neka rezerva,

522
00:21:00,432 --> 00:21:04,300
ili kako je Jason rekao, um,
Trebam novu plesnu ekipu.

523
00:21:04,369 --> 00:21:06,836
Pa što kažeš? Novi najbolji prijatelji?

524
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,054
prestani