1 00:00:03,667 --> 00:00:04,797 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,130 - PARANOID AND DELUSIONAL. 3 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:08,573 GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT. 4 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:12,297 - SHE REALLY ACTED LIKE A CRAZED HOMELESS WOMAN. 5 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:14,830 - I THINK KIM SHOULD BE DATING. 6 00:00:14,834 --> 00:00:16,534 I THINK IT'S PROBABLY TIME. 7 00:00:16,533 --> 00:00:19,103 - SO THIS IS YOUR, UH, FIRST DATE TOGETHER? 8 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,070 - THIS IS OUR FIRST MEETING TOGETHER. 9 00:00:21,066 --> 00:00:22,226 - YOUR MEETING. 10 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:23,933 - I LIKE THE WAY YOU SAID THAT. 11 00:00:23,934 --> 00:00:25,734 - CEDRIC. - OH, MY GOD. 12 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,974 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 13 00:00:27,967 --> 00:00:29,467 - I JUST HOPE HE REALLY IS GAY 14 00:00:29,467 --> 00:00:31,867 BECAUSE HE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME WITH MY WIFE. 15 00:00:31,867 --> 00:00:33,267 - WOW, CEDRIC. 16 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:34,766 [laughter] 17 00:00:34,767 --> 00:00:35,967 [upbeat music] 18 00:00:35,967 --> 00:00:37,627 - IT MAY LOOK LIKE I HAVE IT ALL, 19 00:00:37,633 --> 00:00:41,603 BUT I WANT MORE. 20 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,470 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, IT'S WHO YOU KNOW, 21 00:00:43,467 --> 00:00:46,827 AND I KNOW EVERYONE. 22 00:00:46,834 --> 00:00:49,834 - MONEY IS WHAT I HAVE, NOT WHO I AM. 23 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,600 - I WAS A CHILD STAR, 24 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:57,970 AND NOW MY MOST IMPORTANT ROLE IS BEING A MOM. 25 00:00:57,967 --> 00:00:59,967 - IN A TOWN FULL OF PHONIES, 26 00:00:59,967 --> 00:01:03,627 I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE ME. 27 00:01:03,633 --> 00:01:05,203 - IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT OF 28 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,470 MY HUSBAND'S SHADOW AND SHINE. 29 00:01:20,867 --> 00:01:22,927 - HEY, THERE. HOW ARE YOU? 30 00:01:22,934 --> 00:01:25,004 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 31 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,670 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - ARE YOU READY? 32 00:01:26,667 --> 00:01:27,927 - I'M READY. 33 00:01:27,934 --> 00:01:29,434 - MAURICIO AND I ARE TRAINING RIGHT NOW 34 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:33,033 FOR A 69-MILE BIKE RIDE UP IN NAPA VALLEY 35 00:01:33,033 --> 00:01:34,833 THAT IS TO RAISE MONEY FOR CANCER. 36 00:01:34,834 --> 00:01:36,674 READY? - I THINK SO. 37 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:38,497 - OKAY. 38 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,530 I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS EVENT 39 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:42,273 WITH MY CYCLING COACH, MARI HOLDEN, 40 00:01:42,266 --> 00:01:43,596 WHO IS AN OLYMPIC MEDALIST. 41 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,630 MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN SO BUSY, 42 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:47,703 SO I KNOW HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO TRAIN PROPERLY. 43 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,900 - YOU SHOULD PROBABLY, WHEN YOU'RE ON THE RIDE, 44 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,070 BE TRYING TO DRINK, LIKE, 45 00:01:51,066 --> 00:01:53,096 ONE BOTTLE EVERY HALF HOUR OR SO. 46 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:55,100 - A WHOLE BOTTLE? I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO THAT. 47 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:56,770 I CAN'T EVEN REACH DOWN TO GET THAT RIGHT NOW. 48 00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:58,627 - OKAY, WE'RE GONNA PRACTICE. 49 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:00,733 - RIDING BIKES IS SOMETHING I REALLY HAVE JUST DONE 50 00:02:00,734 --> 00:02:02,274 WITH MY KIDS FOR FUN ON THE WEEKENDS 51 00:02:02,266 --> 00:02:03,426 BY THE BEACH OR SOMETHING. 52 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:06,503 SO THIS WAS TAKING ON A LOT. 53 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,470 WHAT HAPPENS IF I FALL WHEN I'M GETTING MY OWN WATER? 54 00:02:08,467 --> 00:02:09,867 - I DON'T-- NO, NO, NO, YOU WON'T-- 55 00:02:09,867 --> 00:02:11,967 - MY FEET BEING LOCKED IN LIKE THIS, I FEEL LIKE 56 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:14,727 WHEN I REACH DOWN, I'M GONNA BE, LIKE--LOSE MY BALANCE. 57 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:16,674 - SO YOU JUST KIND OF HAVE TO DO IT 58 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:17,897 AND THEN IT'LL BE FINE. 59 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,530 IT'LL BE, LIKE, SECOND NATURE PRETTY QUICKLY. 60 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:22,403 - YOU WANT A GOOD CHAMOIS LIKE WE HAVE. 61 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,100 WELL, WE HAVE-- LIKE RIGHT NOW, 62 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,200 YOU HAVE GOOD PADDING THERE. 63 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,500 BUT IF YOU PUT TWO OF THOSE, 64 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:29,000 IT WOULD ALMOST BE LIKE YOUR, YOUR SEAT ON YOUR BIKE. 65 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,700 IT'S TOO MUCH. - I LIKE THAT SEAT. 66 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:32,070 - [laughs] 67 00:02:32,066 --> 00:02:34,226 - MARI HAS TOLD ME THAT I HAVE TO HAVE 68 00:02:34,233 --> 00:02:35,933 AN EXTREME BIKINI WAX. 69 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:41,803 - NOT EVERYBODY, JUST THE SMART GIRLS. 70 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,630 [laughs] - JUST THE SMART GIRLS. 71 00:02:43,633 --> 00:02:47,333 - THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I WANTED TO DO, 72 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,433 SO I DECIDED IT WOULD BE BETTER TO HAVE-- 73 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:51,073 THAT PEOPLE COME TO ME TO DO THE WAXING, 74 00:02:51,066 --> 00:02:53,696 JUST SO I'D FEEL A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE 75 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,370 IN MY ENVIRONMENT. 76 00:02:55,367 --> 00:02:57,927 - [rings doorbell] 77 00:02:57,934 --> 00:02:59,374 HI, HOW ARE YOU? 78 00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:00,967 I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A CHAT ABOUT IT. 79 00:03:00,967 --> 00:03:02,127 - A CHAT? 80 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:03,333 - WHAT YOU WANT DONE, LIKE, HOW MUCH 81 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,503 YOU WANT TAKEN OFF-- 82 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:06,670 - I WAS THINKING, LIKE, A DOROTHY HAMILL CUT. 83 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,227 [both laugh] 84 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:09,803 I DO NOT WANT THE TELLY SAVALAS, 85 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,170 I'M GONNA TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW. 86 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:12,696 - OKAY, OKAY. - YOU REALLY DO NOT WANT-- 87 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,070 - I'M NOT INTO THAT. 88 00:03:14,066 --> 00:03:15,926 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT LITERALLY. 89 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:19,074 - DO THEY TAKE EVERYTHING OFF? YEAH. 90 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,766 - I GUESS IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT MORE COMFORTABLE 91 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:25,127 ON THE SEAT, UM, LESS FRICTION? 92 00:03:25,133 --> 00:03:26,473 - [humming] 93 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:29,697 - THAT FEELS EVER SO GOOD. - YEAH. OKAY. 94 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,700 - [laughs] - YEAH. 95 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:34,170 THAT SMELLS SO WRONG. 96 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:35,996 - IT WILL BE SO RIGHT AFTERWARDS. 97 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,230 [tearing noise] - [screams and laughs] 98 00:03:38,233 --> 00:03:39,733 [tearing noise] - OW! 99 00:03:39,734 --> 00:03:41,204 [tearing continues] - [laughs] LOOK AT YOUR FACE. 100 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,130 - I'D LOVE TO GET SOME OF THIS TOP LAYER. 101 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:44,433 - WHY ARE YOU GOING OVER THERE? 102 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,203 THAT FEELS LIKE IT'S NOT IN A GOOD AREA. 103 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,400 - IT'S TINY. IT IS SERIOUSLY-- 104 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,730 - THAT IS THE MAXIMUM. 105 00:03:48,734 --> 00:03:50,074 I'VE DONE NOW. THAT WAS THE MAXIMUM. 106 00:03:50,066 --> 00:03:51,466 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 107 00:03:51,467 --> 00:03:52,797 - TAKE A BREATH FOR ME. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH-- 108 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,900 OH, MY GOD, YES. 109 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,300 OH, MY GOD. 110 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:57,830 - [laughing] 111 00:03:57,834 --> 00:04:00,104 - ALEXIA, I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE SO ENTERTAINED BY THIS. 112 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,570 OW! MY GOD. 113 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:02,997 [laughs] 114 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,070 - I DID NOT PREPARE YOU FOR THAT ONE AT ALL, DID I? 115 00:04:05,066 --> 00:04:06,526 THIS IS THE LAST ONE. 116 00:04:06,533 --> 00:04:07,833 - OKAY, OKAY, THIS FEELS LIKE A REALLY BAD ONE. 117 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:09,834 [tearing noise] OW! MY GOD. 118 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,174 [laughter] 119 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:23,097 - ELBOWS. 120 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,000 GREAT. THREE HOOKS HERE. 121 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,130 - I STARTED OFF WANTING TO LEARN KICKBOXING 122 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,503 FOR SELF-DEFENSE. 123 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:31,300 BUT THEN I REALIZED ALL WOMEN SHOULD HAVE 124 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:34,300 AT LEAST AN IDEA OF HOW TO DEFEND THEMSELVES. 125 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:38,070 SO I INVITED TAYLOR TO JOIN IN WITH MY TRAINER. 126 00:04:38,066 --> 00:04:41,166 HE'S A FIVE-TIME WORLD CHAMPION KICKBOXER. 127 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:45,226 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY, NICE. THAT'S PRETTY SHARP. 128 00:04:45,233 --> 00:04:47,903 - AWESOME. - OKAY? SO THAT'S GREAT. 129 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:49,730 THAT'S PRETTY SHARP. - WHOA. YEAH. 130 00:04:49,734 --> 00:04:51,234 THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, ADRIENNE. 131 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:52,673 WILL YOU BE MY BODYGUARD? - YOU WERE GREAT. 132 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:53,897 - [laughs] 133 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:55,300 WELL, IN ALL THE YEARS I'VE KNOWN ADRIENNE, 134 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,370 SHE'S BEEN INVOLVED IN MARTIAL ARTS, 135 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:58,097 SELF-DEFENSE, KICKBOXING, 136 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,430 ALL OF THESE MACHO THINGS THAT SHE DOES 137 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:01,703 FOR A STRONG WOMAN, I LOVE IT. 138 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,330 - SO WHY DON'T WE START WITH A FEW STRIKES? 139 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:04,933 - OKAY. - OKAY, TAKE YOUR-- 140 00:05:04,934 --> 00:05:06,534 THAT'S YOUR JAB. GREAT, THAT'S NOT BAD. 141 00:05:06,533 --> 00:05:07,833 - VERY GOOD. 142 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:10,204 - GOOD, GOOD. - ALL RIGHT. 143 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,800 - YOU THINKING ABOUT SOMEONE ON THAT, OR YOU'RE JUST-- 144 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,730 [laughter] DOING YOUR THING? 145 00:05:13,734 --> 00:05:15,074 - I'LL NEVER TELL. [laughs] 146 00:05:15,066 --> 00:05:16,866 - ONE, TWO, THREE. 147 00:05:19,867 --> 00:05:21,167 TWO, THREE, FOUR. 148 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:23,366 - THAT'S REALLY GOOD, ADRIENNE. YOUR FACE TOO. 149 00:05:23,367 --> 00:05:26,497 - DO I LOOK ANGRY? 150 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,970 YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD BE AMAZING 151 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:28,927 FOR THE WOMEN AT MY CRISIS CENTER. 152 00:05:28,934 --> 00:05:30,204 - OH, YEAH. 153 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,230 I VOLUNTEER FOR THE 1736 FAMILY CRISIS CENTER. 154 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,303 TAKE THE THUMBS, OVER THE TOP-- 155 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:37,200 - COME AROUND. STRIKE. 156 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,800 - AND THEN OUT OF HERE. - AND THEN YOU'RE OUT OF THERE. 157 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,700 - IT'S A SAFE HAVEN FOR WOMEN AND CHILDREN 158 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,130 WHO HAVE EXPERIENCED DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 159 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:44,303 WITHIN THEIR HOME. 160 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,900 ALWAYS END ON A KNEE STRIKE. 161 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,330 - ALWAYS END ON A KNEE STRIKE. 162 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:48,973 - THIS HAS BEEN AMAZING. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 163 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:50,697 - MY PLEASURE. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 164 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,130 - YOU DID GREAT. - I HAVE A LOT TO LEARN, 165 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:53,473 BUT I'VE ENJOYED IT. - THANKS, KEV. 166 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:55,797 - THANK YOU. SEE YOU SOON. 167 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,370 - FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS, 168 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:59,767 THE CRISIS CENTER HAS HAD A CELEBRITY POKER TOURNAMENT 169 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:01,827 TO RAISE MONEY, AND THIS YEAR, 170 00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:03,774 WE'RE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE ANNIE DUKE, 171 00:06:03,767 --> 00:06:05,627 WHO'S WON THE WORLD SERIES OF POKER 172 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:06,973 CHAIRING OUR POKER TOURNAMENT. 173 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,997 THE POKER TOURNAMENT FOR THE CRISIS CENTER'S 174 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,530 COMING UP, AND YOU SHOULD COME. 175 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:11,873 I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO LEARN 176 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:12,827 A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION. 177 00:06:12,834 --> 00:06:14,934 - I WANT TO, ABSOLUTELY. 178 00:06:14,934 --> 00:06:16,374 - PLAY A LITTLE POKER, IT'LL BE FUN. 179 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:17,697 - YEAH. YEAH, DEFINITELY. 180 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,170 I'M NOT VERY GOOD, BUT-- 181 00:06:19,166 --> 00:06:22,826 - I'M NOT EITHER, BUT WE'LL MAKE IT FUN REGARDLESS. 182 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:34,797 - ADJUST YOUR MIRROR, OKAY? 183 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,570 AND NOT SO YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF, CEDRIC. 184 00:06:36,567 --> 00:06:39,067 YOU ADJUST YOUR MIRROR SO YOU CAN 185 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,696 SEE WHAT'S GOING ON BEHIND YOU, OKAY? 186 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,730 CEDRIC AND I NEED TO 187 00:06:42,734 --> 00:06:44,474 GET OUR AMERICAN DRIVING LICENSE, 188 00:06:44,467 --> 00:06:45,867 WHICH TO ME IS A SCARY CONCEPT. 189 00:06:45,867 --> 00:06:49,067 WELL, I AM DRIVING WITH MY ENGLISH LICENSE, 190 00:06:49,066 --> 00:06:53,126 WHICH IS PERFECTLY LEGAL, BUT HOWEVER, UM, 191 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:54,533 AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME LIVING HERE, 192 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:56,203 YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN AMERICAN DRIVING LICENSE. 193 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,830 OOH, MY SHIRT'S UNDONE. 194 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:01,034 I TOLD YOU, IT'S THE ONLY WAY I'VE GOT OF PASSING. 195 00:07:01,033 --> 00:07:02,773 - WHAT IF THE INSTRUCTOR'S NOT A BOOB MAN? 196 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:05,297 [laughs] - IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE. 197 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,030 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY TO DO-- 198 00:07:07,033 --> 00:07:09,103 WAIT, HOW DO YOU CALL IT-- A 2.3 TURN? 199 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,170 NO, A 3.2. - A 3.2 TURN. 200 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,726 - WAS IT 4.5? - OH, NO PROBLEM. 201 00:07:12,734 --> 00:07:14,504 OKAY, READY? GO. [imitates tire screeching] 202 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:19,230 [both laugh] 203 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:20,433 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 204 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:22,673 YOU JUST RAN OVER, LIKE, AN OLD LADY. 205 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:25,127 - TURN RIGHT HERE, AND THEN YOU WANT TO TURN AROUND. 206 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:27,733 AROUND. - HERE'S ONE. OKAY. 207 00:07:27,734 --> 00:07:28,834 - SEE, YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG NOW. 208 00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:31,974 - OH, STOP IT. HERE'S TWO. 209 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:33,127 - YOU HAVE TO DO IT FASTER, THOUGH. 210 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:35,333 I'VE GOT TWO LICENSES, OKAY? 211 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,803 - COME ON, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, I-- 212 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,770 LISTEN, I'D BEEN DRIVING, OKAY, FOR 25 YEARS. 213 00:07:38,767 --> 00:07:40,097 YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME-- 214 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:41,430 - THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY CARS 25 YEARS AGO. 215 00:07:41,433 --> 00:07:42,603 - OH, PLEASE. - ALL RIGHT, I SHOULD-- 216 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,000 I SHOULD PRACTICE NOW. 217 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,070 - I THINK ONCE CEDRIC GETS HIS LICENSE, 218 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,566 AND THAT'LL BE THE FINAL COMPONENT IN HIM 219 00:07:49,567 --> 00:07:53,427 GETTING HIS LIFE TOGETHER SO HE CAN MOVE OUT. 220 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:55,473 OKAY, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO CRAZY, ARE YOU? 221 00:07:55,467 --> 00:07:57,967 - MY NAME IS NOT LISA VANDERPUMP. 222 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:02,473 [laughs] 223 00:08:02,467 --> 00:08:04,497 - BYE. 224 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,000 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 225 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,630 - COME ON. 226 00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:08,933 COME ON. 227 00:08:08,934 --> 00:08:12,004 [laughs] I'M GONNA WAIT FOR YOU. 228 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,870 [laughs] 229 00:08:15,867 --> 00:08:19,367 KEN HAS BEEN SAYING THAT CEDRIC HAS TO MOVE OUT. 230 00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:21,197 AND I DO AGREE WITH HIM, IT'S TIME, 231 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,800 BUT WHO AM I GONNA PLAY WITH? 232 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,530 - COME ON. 233 00:08:24,533 --> 00:08:27,703 - YOU'VE GOTTA GET UP EARLY TO CATCH ME, CEDRIC. 234 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:30,100 [laughs] 235 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,130 BYE. 236 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:45,170 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 237 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:48,526 I'M SORRY I'M LATE. - OH, IT'S OKAY. 238 00:08:48,533 --> 00:08:49,873 - I'M SO STRESSED OUT. 239 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,367 - TELL ME WHY. 240 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:55,567 - UM, MONDAY I WOKE UP AND MY-- 241 00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,567 THE GIRL WHO WORKS FOR ME ON MONDAYS 242 00:08:57,567 --> 00:08:58,727 SAID SHE COULDN'T COME. 243 00:08:58,734 --> 00:08:59,874 HER BABY WAS SICK, WHATEVER. 244 00:08:59,867 --> 00:09:01,767 AND THEN LULU, MY LIVE-IN, 245 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:02,927 DECIDED NOT TO COME YESTERDAY. 246 00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,304 - RIGHT. 247 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:05,500 - AND I'M LEAVING FOR NAPA ON FRIDAY 248 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,630 SO ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HAVE NO HOUSEKEEPER. 249 00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:09,503 I WENT AND LOOKED IN HER ROOM. EVERYTHING'S GONE. 250 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,400 - THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN. 251 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,670 - NO, KIM, AND I'M LEAVING FOR NAPA. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 252 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,467 - ARE YOU TAKING THE KIDS WITH YOU? 253 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:19,567 - WELL, MAURICE WANTED IT TO BE LIKE A ROMANTIC WEEKEND. 254 00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:21,467 AND WE NEVER DO THAT. 255 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:23,667 AND HE GAVE ME THIS WHOLE TALK ABOUT HOW IT'S NOT FAIR 256 00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:25,467 THAT WE NEVER DO ANYTHING ALONE. 257 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:26,897 SO I SAID, "OKAY, FINE." 258 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,470 I CAVED, AND I SAID, "WELL, YOU KNOW, 259 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,167 WE'LL GO ALONE-- I'LL LEAVE THE KIDS." 260 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:34,366 SO NOW I THINK I SHOULD BRING THEM...TO NAPA. 261 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:36,967 - I WOULD TAKE THEM, PERSONALLY. 262 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,167 I THINK THAT THEY SHOULD BE THERE. 263 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,766 - YEAH, BUT LOOK WHAT THAT'S GOTTEN YOU. 264 00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:41,367 [laughter] - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 265 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:43,167 YOU KNOW, I THINK SHE GETS SO ON ME 266 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,396 ABOUT SPENDING TIME WITH MY KIDS. 267 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,000 AS MUCH AS SHE LOVES ME, 268 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,670 IT'S, LIKE, SHE PUTS ME DOWN...A LOT. 269 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:49,997 [cell phone rings] - LISA. 270 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,030 HI, LISA. 271 00:09:54,033 --> 00:09:58,633 I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 272 00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:01,273 I'M SITTING HERE AT LUNCH WITH KIM. 273 00:10:01,266 --> 00:10:04,396 - HI, LISA. 274 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,970 - HOLD ON. 275 00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:10,927 - I'M RIGHT HERE. 276 00:10:10,934 --> 00:10:14,074 - IT'S BEEN OVER A WEEK SINCE I SET UP KIM 277 00:10:14,066 --> 00:10:15,426 ON A BLIND DATE WITH MARTIN. 278 00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:17,103 THIS IS YOUR DATE FOR TONIGHT. 279 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,130 THIS IS KIM. - OH, GOOD. FINALLY. 280 00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:20,803 - HI. HOW ARE YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 281 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,930 HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO SEE YOU. 282 00:10:22,934 --> 00:10:26,034 - I REALLY WANTED KIM TO PHONE MARTIN 283 00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:27,673 AND TO THANK HIM FOR DRIVING HER HOME 284 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:30,297 BECAUSE IT WAS A LONG WAY FROM MOHAMED'S HOUSE, 285 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:34,300 AND SHE WASN'T CAPABLE OF DRIVING. 286 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,600 MAYBE SHE'D HAD ONE DRINK TOO MANY. 287 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:42,573 - DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. 288 00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:45,127 "YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU." BOSSY, BOSSY, BOSSY. 289 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,467 THEY WON'T LET IT DOWN, KYLE AND LISA WILL NOT. 290 00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:54,997 "OH, AND WHAT YOU DID TO MARTIN, 291 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,130 AND YOU NEVER CALLED MARTIN, AND YOU NEVER THANKED MARTIN." 292 00:10:57,133 --> 00:11:00,933 MY PHONE DIED, AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY WAY TO CALL ANYBODY. 293 00:11:00,934 --> 00:11:02,074 AND I APOLOGIZE. 294 00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:07,127 I WILL. OKAY. 295 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,033 - BYE. - BYE-BYE. 296 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:11,873 - WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MARTIN, BY THE WAY? 297 00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:14,927 - I ACTUALLY LIKE MARTIN. 298 00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:18,104 - I WOULDN'T KNOW IT. 299 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:21,670 SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T END UP... 300 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,127 - I'M FINE WITH IT. 301 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:24,403 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 302 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,730 YOU WANT TO GO SIT BACK AT HOME, ALONE? 303 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:28,304 - I KNOW, I DON'T WANT THE PRESSURE LIKE THAT. 304 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,970 IT MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. 305 00:11:29,967 --> 00:11:32,227 - JIMMY CRACK CORN, KIM. 306 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,773 - WHY DO YOU LIKE THAT SAYING? 307 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,297 - BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 308 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,900 [laughter] 309 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:39,330 - I LIKED MARTIN, AND I THINK HE LIKED ME. 310 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,173 BUT I KIND OF FEEL LIKE THE MAN SHOULD CALL THE WOMAN. 311 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,996 - UGH! NOTHING'S EVER EASY. 312 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,670 YOU-- THANK YOU. SORRY. 313 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:51,097 - EVERYBODY'S MAKING ME OUT TO BE THIS REALLY BAD PERSON. 314 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,000 - NO, NOT A BAD PERSON, JUST RUDE. 315 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,770 [laughs] 316 00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,227 - COMING UP... 317 00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,173 - I'M STILL HORRIFIED AT THE THINGS THAT KYLE SAID TO ME. 318 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:01,026 I THINK SHE WAS OUT OF CONTROL. 319 00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:03,173 - MEN PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE EYE, AND IT'S OVER. 320 00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,396 - IT'S EASIER. - BOOM! 321 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,474 - SEE, NOW, THAT LOOKS GREAT. 322 00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:19,697 JUST LIKE THIS. PRESENTATION IS EVERYTHING. 323 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,970 - YES, IT IS, MY DEAR. 324 00:12:20,967 --> 00:12:22,467 - OKAY, NOW, SCOTT, I'M JUST GONNA NEED 325 00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:24,427 A LITTLE ROOM ON THIS TABLE. 326 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,803 - HI. 327 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,970 - OH, HEY, GUYS. 328 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:31,467 - MAUREEN. HI. 329 00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:33,527 - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. 330 00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:34,873 - DEIDRE. - THANK YOU. 331 00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:36,197 - WHO BROUGHT CHAMPAGNE? 332 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,630 FARCHARD, OF COURSE. - FARCHARD! 333 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:42,473 - I AM SO LUCKY TO HAVE A GREAT GROUP OF FRIENDS 334 00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:44,067 IN MY LIFE. 335 00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:47,126 THEY'RE SUCH A SOLID SUPPORT GROUP FOR ME. 336 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,673 SO I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A DILEMMA. 337 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,297 - WHAT'S YOUR DILEMMA? 338 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,370 - MY DILEMMA IS THE GIRLS. - OH, BOY. 339 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:54,727 - THE WHOLE KYLE-- - I KNOW, I KNOW. 340 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:56,704 I CAN'T HELP IT WITH BRINGING THE KYLE THING BACK UP. 341 00:12:56,700 --> 00:13:00,330 I WOULD LIKE TO TRY TO REUNITE AND TRY THIS OVER AGAIN. 342 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,033 I MEAN, I'M STILL HORRIFIED AT THE THINGS 343 00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,633 THAT KYLE SAID TO ME. 344 00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:04,933 I THINK SHE WAS OUT OF CONTROL. 345 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:07,334 - YOU'RE SUCH A [bleep] LIAR, CAMILLE. 346 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,173 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU NEED TO GET HELP. 347 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:10,726 - I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY 348 00:13:10,734 --> 00:13:12,904 TO MAYBE... 349 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,870 - BUILD A BRIDGE. - BUILD A BRIDGE. 350 00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:16,397 - HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT? 351 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,900 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A DINNER PARTY, OR HAVE HER OVER? 352 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,100 I DON'T KNOW. TELL HER SOMETHING. 353 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,100 - THAT'S FUNNY. 354 00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:25,397 [laughter] - WHAT? 355 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,630 - I LIKE TO FORGIVE AND FORGET AND MOVE ON. 356 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,573 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER HAD ANYBODY TREAT ME 357 00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:33,097 AS POORLY AS KYLE HAS. 358 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,570 I JUST-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 359 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:37,367 THAT'S WHY I HAVE YOU OVER, TO FIND OUT WHAT-- 360 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,467 I NEED ADVICE. HELP. 361 00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:39,967 - OH, BOY. 362 00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:41,367 - I'D SAY NO. 363 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,867 - BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 364 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:45,167 - I'M SORRY, I JUST WOULDN'T ALLOW SOMEONE LIKE THAT 365 00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:46,966 INTO MY LIFE...AGAIN. 366 00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:48,727 ONE TIME WAS ENOUGH. 367 00:13:48,734 --> 00:13:52,534 I JUST THINK THAT YOU'RE REALLY ASKING FOR IT. 368 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,273 - IF I HAVE A DINNER, WILL YOU BE THERE? 369 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,466 MAYBE I SHOULD INVITE SOME OF MY FRIENDS THERE TO... 370 00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:57,697 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, MOM? 371 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,170 - TO COUNTERBALANCE THE ENERGY. 372 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,296 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW A LOT OF THE BACKGROUND OF IT. 373 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,470 YOU KNOW, CAMILLE'S A LOVELY PERSON. 374 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,627 I THINK SHE WOULD MOST LIKELY SAY, "IT'S FINE. 375 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,903 WE'LL TRY AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS." 376 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:10,100 - I JUST WANT TO KEEP THE PEACE BETWEEN ALL THE GIRLS, 377 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,070 THE REST OF THE GIRLS, AND I THINK BY DOING THIS, 378 00:14:12,066 --> 00:14:15,626 THIS MIGHT BE--I'M TRYING TO OFFER THE OLIVE BRANCH. 379 00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:17,933 I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE THE LADIES OVER 380 00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:19,134 FOR DINNER AT MY HOUSE. 381 00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:20,573 MAYBE I'M MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 382 00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:22,097 I DON'T KNOW. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 383 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,170 - MEN PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE EYE, AND IT'S OVER. 384 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,126 - IT'S EASIER. - BOOM! 385 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,803 - IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR IS IT ME? 386 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,400 I'M JUST SITTING NEXT TO NICK. THAT'S WHAT-- 387 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,900 - THAT MUST BE IT. - HANDSOME NICK. 388 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,330 HANDSOME NICK'S DOING IT AGAIN. - HANDSOME NICK. 389 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,200 - I SAY THAT WE JUST START OFF, 390 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,870 WAVE GOOD-BYE TO EVERYBODY... 391 00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:48,867 - AND THEN SOMEHOW GET TO THE END. 392 00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:50,927 - AND THEN GET LOST IN THE SHUFFLE. 393 00:14:50,934 --> 00:14:52,104 AND AT THE END, HAVE SOMEONE PICK US UP. 394 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,270 - AND WE'LL BE, LIKE, ALL SWEATY, 395 00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:54,466 HAVE SOMEBODY POUR WATER ON YOU. 396 00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:56,767 - WE'LL GO, YEAH, TO A WINERY, 397 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:59,197 HAVE SOME WINE TASTING-- THE WINE TASTING. 398 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,100 MEET AT THE END, AND JUST ACT LIKE WE DID IT. 399 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,830 - NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 400 00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,904 - SO MAURICIO AND I ARE HEADING TO NAPA. 401 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,170 AND MY FRIEND CHRISTINE, WHO'S A NURSE, 402 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,366 OFFERED TO STAY WITH THE GIRLS. 403 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:08,927 I DON'T WANT TO COME BACK MONDAY. 404 00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:10,974 - WE HAVE TO. - WHY? 405 00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:12,767 - 'CAUSE THERE'S NO FLIGHTS OUT OF THERE LATE ENOUGH. 406 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,997 - THAT'S THREE NIGHTS. I MEAN-- 407 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,330 JUST SO YOU KNOW, THAT AFFECTS MY DECISION WITH THE KIDS. 408 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,633 BECAUSE IF IT'S AN EXTRA NIGHT, 409 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:22,073 THAT'S-- I CANNOT DO THAT. 410 00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:23,566 - I MEAN, WE HAVE NO CHOICE. 411 00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:24,967 - YES, WE DO. 412 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,227 - HOW DO YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF THERE? 413 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:27,403 - WHAT IF WE DROVE? 414 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,030 - OH... AFTER THE BIKE RIDE? 415 00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:31,133 YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA BIKE AND THEN DRIVE? 416 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,333 - I'LL DRIVE. I DON'T CARE. 417 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,973 - THERE'S NO WAY, HONEY. 418 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,097 IT'S AN EIGHT-HOUR DRIVE. - HONEY, I CANNOT BE-- 419 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,900 I CAN'T NOT BE HERE ON A MONDAY MORNING. 420 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,370 THE KIDS HAVE SCHOOL AND EVERYTHING, 421 00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:41,867 AND PACKING THE SNACKS-- I MEAN, I CAN'T-- 422 00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,967 - THAT'S A MAJOR [indistinct] ISSUE GOING ON WITH YOU. 423 00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:47,667 - IT IS. IT IS. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 424 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,327 MAURICIO IS REALLY TRYING TO SQUEEZE THREE DAYS 425 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,433 OUT OF THIS TRIP. IT'S JUST SO HARD FOR ME 426 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,833 TO LEAVE THE KIDS LIKE THAT-- I FEEL GUILTY. 427 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,934 - SO IF WE TOOK THE KIDS, 428 00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:57,974 THEN YOU'D BE FINE WITH THREE DAYS, 429 00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,097 AND HAVE THEM MISSING SCHOOL. 430 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,100 - YES. - [laughing] 431 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,430 - I WOULD RATHER BE WITH MY KIDS 432 00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:06,073 THAN ANYBODY OR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. 433 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,226 PORTIA, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO NAPA? 434 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,433 - NO? 435 00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:13,633 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO NAPA. 436 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:14,703 SHE WANTS TO GO TO-- 437 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,400 - OKAY, OKAY, SO FINE. 438 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,330 - IT'S GONNA BE SO NICE. IT'LL BE SO ROMANTIC. 439 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,303 - PEOPLE SAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT YOUR HUSBAND FIRST 440 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,570 BECAUSE YOUR KIDS GROW UP AND THEY LEAVE. 441 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,567 BUT IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME. 442 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,497 CAN WE JUST SEE ABOUT COMING BACK SUNDAY NIGHT? 443 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,530 JUST DO THAT FOR ME. - I WILL--I'LL CHECK. 444 00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:32,003 I'LL CHECK, BUT I'M TELLING YOU THERE'S NO FLIGHTS. 445 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,470 - WELL, WE CAN DRIVE TO SAN FRANCISCO, 446 00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,767 AND WE CAN FLY OUT OF THERE. 447 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:35,797 I KNOW THERE'S FLIGHTS ALL DAY LONG. 448 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,070 - THIS IS VERY SIMPLE. 449 00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:38,596 SO IF WE FEEL LIKE LEAVING ON SUNDAY, 450 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,930 WE LEAVE SUNDAY. 451 00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:41,374 WE FEEL LIKE LEAVING MONDAY, WE LEAVE MONDAY. 452 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,997 - OKAY, I FEEL LIKE LEAVING SUNDAY. 453 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,300 [indistinct] - [laughing] 454 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,100 - SEE MY FIRE? 455 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,030 - UM, AMELIA AND I TRIED MAKING S'MORES LAST WEEK. 456 00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:02,533 - I HEARD. 457 00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:04,673 - WE COULD NOT START THE FIRE FOR THE LIFE OF US. 458 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,567 - WE HAVE A LOT OF FAMILY BARBECUES. 459 00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:09,427 SOME NIGHTS IT'S JUST MY KIDS AND I, 460 00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:11,073 AND OTHER NIGHTS, THEY'RE, LIKE, 461 00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:12,866 "MOM, CAN I INVITE SO AND SO, CAN I INVITE SO AND SO? 462 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,167 AND CAN THEY INVITE A COUPLE OF THEIR FRIENDS?" 463 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,726 OH, JULIE, HI! 464 00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:19,634 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HOW ARE YOU? 465 00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,373 NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. 466 00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:22,767 - HI. - HI. MWAH. 467 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:25,527 - THE NIGHT BEFORE, I KNEW WE WERE GONNA HAVE A BARBECUE, 468 00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:28,203 AND SO KIMBERLY AND I RAN TO THE MARKET. 469 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,100 AND THERE WAS A BUNCH OF GUYS, 470 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,670 AND THEY WERE BUYING THE CHICKEN, 471 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,667 AND I WAS, LIKE, "UH, EXCUSE ME, GUYS, 472 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,427 "UM, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE TAKING ALL THE CHICKEN 473 00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,333 BECAUSE I'M TAKING THE CHICKEN." 474 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,503 SO AS I WALKED AWAY, ONE OF THEM, 475 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:44,370 HE WALKED UP, AND HE GOES, "HI, I'M SINGLE GARY." 476 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,397 AND I SAID, "WELL, HI. I'M SINGLE KIM." 477 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,870 - YOU SHOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU GIVE 478 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:52,467 RANDOM STRANGERS YOUR NUMBER. 479 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,967 - THE WHOLE THING WITH MARTIN WAS REALLY SWEET OF LISA. 480 00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:58,427 BUT SHE'S GIVEN ME SO MUCH GRIEF OVER THIS. 481 00:17:58,433 --> 00:18:00,203 I CAN FIND MY OWN DATES. 482 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,770 I DON'T NEED--I DON'T NEED EVERYBODY'S HELP. 483 00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:05,727 [cell phone rings] 484 00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:07,934 OH, MY GOD. IS THIS SINGLE GARY? 485 00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:11,534 [laughs] SO THAT WAS REALLY FUN MEETING YOU AT THE MARKET. 486 00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:13,603 SOMETIMES I'VE MET MEN IN THE MARKET. 487 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,170 IT HAPPENS. WHATEVER. 488 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,526 SO HOW WAS YOUR BARBECUE LAST NIGHT? 489 00:18:16,533 --> 00:18:18,073 'CAUSE I-- I MEAN, WE WERE FIGHTING 490 00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:21,796 OVER THE CHICKEN AND I DID GET MOST OF THE CHICKEN. 491 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,430 THAT'S MY CHICKEN. THAT'S MY CHICKEN. 492 00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:28,273 YOU KNOW, GIVE ME THE CHICKEN. 493 00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:34,497 OKAY. MAYBE DINNER ONE NIGHT WOULD BE NICE. 494 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,670 - KIMBERLY WAS THERE. SHE WAS EMBARRASSING ME. 495 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,967 WAIT. HOLD ON. SAY HI TO MY DAUGHTER. 496 00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:41,667 - HELLO. WELL MY MOM HAS A 24-YEAR-OLD, 497 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:45,427 AND A 22-YEAR-OLD, AN 18-YEAR-OLD, 498 00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:48,033 A 16-YEAR-OLD, A 14-YEAR-OLD, 499 00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:51,833 A 12-YEAR-OLD, AND A 6-YEAR-OLD, 500 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,304 AND A 2-YEAR-OLD. 501 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,100 BIG FAMILY. MM. YOU'LL LOVE ALL OF US. 502 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,200 - KIMBERLY'S LIKE ME. SHE JUST DOES STUFF LIKE THAT. 503 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,000 SHE JUST THINKS IT'S FUNNY. 504 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,170 - COME ON OVER. 505 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:05,396 - COMING UP... 506 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,130 - LISTEN, I'VE GOT A VERY BIG TEST IN A MINUTE. 507 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:08,433 I HAVE TO STUDY. 508 00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:09,803 - HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? 509 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,430 - NOT AS MANY AS I'LL BE HOLDING UP IN A MINUTE. 510 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,370 - ROMANTIC. - SO ROMANTIC. 511 00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:28,397 - EVEN THOUGH I'M NERVOUS TO LEAVE MY KIDS, 512 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,170 I'M EXCITED TO GET AWAY WITH MY HUSBAND. 513 00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,826 AND NAPA'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. 514 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,974 - WE HAVE A RESERVATION TONIGHT. 515 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,797 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YOU READY? 516 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,730 - THANK YOU. - AWESOME. THANK YOU. 517 00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:40,734 - FINALLY, MY HUSBAND AND I GOT TO BE ALONE. 518 00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:43,834 WE DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE THERE SO FELT VERY ROMANTIC. 519 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:47,934 - VOILA. - THANK YOU. 520 00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:49,734 - THE PIETRO GNOCCHI WITH SPRING VEGETABLES 521 00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:51,234 MIGHT BE A GOOD WAY TO GO. 522 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,133 UH, WE'RE ALSO KIND OF KNOWN FOR THE GARGANELLI 523 00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,373 WITH THE RABBIT SAUCE, 524 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,697 ONE OF CHEF CHIARELLO'S SIGNATURE ITEMS. 525 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,370 - OOH. THAT'S THE ONE I SAW THAT GUY EATING. 526 00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,467 IT LOOKED AMAZING. - YES, SUPER YUMMY. 527 00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:00,797 - AMAZING. - RABBIT SAUCE? 528 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,200 - PRETEND IT'S LAMB OR PRETEND IT'S VEAL. 529 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,470 - NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 530 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:07,127 - IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF MUSHROOM, LITTLE TOMATO. 531 00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,603 - IT LOOKED AMAZING. - I'M NOT DOING THAT. 532 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,030 - THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE. 533 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:11,803 - I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SOMETHING WITH A RABBIT. 534 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,170 - FINE. 535 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,166 - I THINK A LOT OF TIMES HE CAVES IN 536 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,966 JUST BECAUSE HE'D RATHER HAVE THINGS, UH, SMOOTH. 537 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,427 AND HIS PHILOSOPHY IS "HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE." 538 00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:21,603 - ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR BUBBLES. 539 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,170 I'LL CHECK BACK IN A COUPLE MINUTES. 540 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,066 AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ON THE MENU. 541 00:20:25,066 --> 00:20:27,966 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - THANK YOU. 542 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:30,467 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ACTUALLY, FINALLY AWAY-- 543 00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:33,497 JUST YOU AND ME. 544 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,930 [cell phone rings] 545 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:39,104 OH, IT'S THE KIDS. HOLD ON. HI, HONEY. 546 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,430 I'M NOT COMING TONIGHT. I'M COMING LATER. 547 00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:44,773 IN A COUPLE DAYS. I'M WITH DADDY. 548 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:47,427 - BYE. - I LOVE YOU, BYE. 549 00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:49,803 YEAH, HONEY, YOU GUYS ALL GOOD? 550 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:54,130 - I LOVE YOU, MOM. - I LOVE YOU, HONEY. BYE. 551 00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,503 - SO GOOD. - BYE, HONEY. 552 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,870 - BYE, MOM. 553 00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:59,097 - ARE WE GOING TO GO HOME SUNDAY NIGHT OR MONDAY? 554 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:02,330 - WE'LL DECIDE AT THE END. 555 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,773 NO DECISIONS TODAY. 556 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,797 - THAT GIVES ME A LOT OF STRESS. 557 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,430 - A LITTLE BIT OF ANXIETY. 558 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,633 - LIKE I SAID, WE'LL DECIDE WHERE WE, UH, ON THE LAST NIGHT. 559 00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:14,133 - WELL, IS THERE NOT A FLIGHT AND YOU'RE TRICKING ME? 560 00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,633 - THERE'S TONS OF FLIGHTS. 561 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,333 - SO WHY'D YOU TELL ME WE CAN'T LEAVE SUNDAY NIGHT? 562 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:20,033 - I DIDN'T WANT TO. 563 00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:21,833 - YOU ARE A TRICKER. 564 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:23,974 - I NEGOTIATE FOR A LIVING. 565 00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:26,397 SO CERTAINLY I THINK THAT WHEN I MAKE ARRANGEMENTS 566 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,230 WITH KYLE, PART OF MY NEGOTIATING SKILLS 567 00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:30,633 JUST INNATELY TAKE AFFECT. 568 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,433 - YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING SO MUCH LATELY 569 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:37,303 ABOUT WE GO BACK AND FORTH ABOUT ANOTHER BABY. 570 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,870 I'M NOT PREGNANT. 571 00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:41,397 DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT PREGNANT. 572 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,230 - BETTER NOT BE DROPPING ANY BOMBS ON ME RIGHT NOW. 573 00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:45,073 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT PREGNANT. I'M NOT PREGNANT. 574 00:21:45,066 --> 00:21:47,296 BUT... - RIGHT. 575 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,770 - I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO BE. 576 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:54,127 - OH, MY GOD. 577 00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:56,133 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TOO MUCH FOR US TO HANDLE? 578 00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:58,373 - SOME MONTHS HE SAYS YES, HE WANTS A BABY. 579 00:21:58,367 --> 00:21:59,367 SOME MONTHS HE SAYS NO. 580 00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,527 HE SAYS IT ALL DEPENDS 581 00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:02,173 ON WHAT MY AMERICAN EXPRESS BILL IS THAT MONTH. 582 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,596 IF IT'S HIGH, HE SAID "FORGET IT. 583 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,930 WE'RE DONE. FACTORY CLOSED." 584 00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:08,604 - AS A MAN, I HAVE ALL OF THE SITUATIONS, 585 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,830 YOU KNOW, THAT I THINK ABOUT, WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, 586 00:22:10,834 --> 00:22:14,374 ECONOMICS, YOU KNOW, RETIREMENT FUNDS, 587 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:17,067 CHILDREN'S FUNDS, COLLEGE FUNDS. 588 00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:20,366 I MEAN, I DO WANT TO RETIRE ONE DAY. 589 00:22:20,367 --> 00:22:25,227 I'VE ALREADY HIT MY LIMIT. FOUR KIDS SEEMS TO BE ENOUGH. 590 00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:28,633 - WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT IF I WANT TO, 591 00:22:28,633 --> 00:22:30,073 YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 592 00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:37,196 NO, IF WE HAVE ANOTHER BABY NOW, I PROMISE IT'S THE LAST ONE. 593 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,470 NO, BECAUSE THEN PORTIA WILL HAVE A LITTLE PLAYMATE. 594 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:40,827 - NO, LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU SOMETHING. 595 00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:44,804 I PROMISE IT'S THE LAST ONE, OKAY? 596 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,530 I CHOP OFF THE WEINER AFTER THIS THING. 597 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:52,233 IT'S DONE. [laughs] 598 00:22:52,233 --> 00:22:54,573 [doorbell rings] 599 00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:55,727 - FRONT DOOR. FRONT DOOR? 600 00:22:55,734 --> 00:22:57,004 HE'S HERE. 601 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,070 - HI. - HEY THERE. 602 00:22:58,066 --> 00:23:01,066 - OH, MY GOSH. - HOW ARE YOU? 603 00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:02,926 - WOW, HI. 604 00:23:02,934 --> 00:23:04,904 - WESTLAKE IS SMALL. 605 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,870 AND ANYBODY THAT LIVES IN THIS LITTLE AREA 606 00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:08,567 IS PROBABLY NOT A SERIAL KILLER. 607 00:23:08,567 --> 00:23:10,197 SO WE HOPE. 608 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,370 - SHOULD'VE MENTIONED EVERYONE WAS GOING TO BE HERE. 609 00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:15,627 - I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT IT WAS A FAMILY SITUATION. 610 00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:17,303 HI. - THIS IS REILLY. 611 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:20,700 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - CAN YOU SAY "HI, KIM"? 612 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,670 - WE HAVE LOTS OF DOGS. - WE HAVE THREE DOGS. 613 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:26,797 - HE ENDED UP SHOWING UP WITH HIS GRANDDAUGHTER. 614 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,970 THIS IS PRESLEY. 615 00:23:28,967 --> 00:23:31,227 THIS IS MY BABY. 616 00:23:31,233 --> 00:23:32,733 HAVE YOU MET MY DAUGHTER PRESLEY? 617 00:23:32,734 --> 00:23:35,234 - NO. - SHE'S MY DAUGHTER, PRESLEY. 618 00:23:35,233 --> 00:23:38,233 [cell phone rings] 619 00:23:38,233 --> 00:23:39,403 OH, IT'S OKAY. 620 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,900 YOU KNOW WHAT, HER DAD CALLS ALL THE TIME. 621 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:43,800 I CAN'T EVEN STAND HIM. I HATE HIM. 622 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,300 - YOUR DAUGHTER IS HUNGRY. SHE WANTS YOU. 623 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,470 - OH, HANG ON. 624 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,627 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO NURSE. 625 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:49,173 POOR GUY. 626 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:52,366 HERE HE THOUGHT HE MET A NICE, SINGLE MOM IN THE MARKET. 627 00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:53,767 I TOLD HIM I HAD, LIKE, EIGHT KIDS, 628 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,267 AND THE YOUNGEST ONE'S EIGHT MONTHS, 629 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,326 AND I'M STILL NURSING. 630 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,603 - SHE NEEDS YOU TO FEED HER. 631 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:02,070 - CAN YOU FEED HER? 632 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,796 - MOM, I MISSED YOU. 633 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,400 - YOU DO? 634 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,370 [laughter] 635 00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:09,867 - AND I GO OFF IN THE CORNER. 636 00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,527 AND HE WAS, LIKE, [inhales] "WOW." 637 00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:14,573 - WHAT? 638 00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:24,026 - I THINK I-- THAT IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR. 639 00:24:25,934 --> 00:24:27,934 - HEY, WE'RE GONNA GO GET SOME ICE CREAM. 640 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,874 YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME. 641 00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:34,967 - ALL RIGHT. LET'S ALL GO. 642 00:24:34,967 --> 00:24:37,097 - OKAY, GOOD. 643 00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:42,433 - I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU. 644 00:24:42,433 --> 00:24:43,903 - NEXT TIME. 645 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,430 - YOU'RE A LITTLE ANGEL. CAN I HAVE A HUG? 646 00:24:45,433 --> 00:24:48,003 A REAL HUG? AW. 647 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,170 - SHE NEVER DOES THIS. - REALLY? 648 00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:52,596 GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 649 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,900 - SINGLE GARY. - DID WE LIKE HIM? ALL? 650 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:58,170 - I LIKED HIM. I LOVED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER. 651 00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:00,196 - THEN WHY-- - I DON'T THINK FOR YOUR MOM. 652 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,570 - WHY? EXPLAIN. I WANT TO HEAR. 653 00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:05,697 - YOU SAY NO? - I DON'T KNOW. 654 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:09,900 - SHE'S JUST A MATCHMAKER. - I JUST HOOK YOU GUYS UP. 655 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,030 - I LIKE HIM. - I LIKE HIM TOO. 656 00:25:11,033 --> 00:25:12,633 - I LOVE THAT HE LOVES HIS GRANDDAUGHTER. 657 00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:14,633 - I LOVE THAT HE WAS TOTALLY COOL COMING IN HERE. 658 00:25:14,633 --> 00:25:18,833 - I LOVE--I LOVE HIM. NO, I'M JUST JOKING. 659 00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:22,874 I LOVE HIM. - ALL RIGHT. 660 00:25:26,467 --> 00:25:28,967 - CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TAKING ME TO DO THE TEST NOW. 661 00:25:28,967 --> 00:25:30,627 WHEN DID I HAVE TIME TO PREPARE FOR THIS TEST? 662 00:25:30,633 --> 00:25:32,833 - OH, EXCUSE ME, 663 00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:34,734 WE READ THE BOOK TOGETHER. 664 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,404 SO WE SHOWED UP WHERE THE DMV WAS. 665 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,230 IT WAS IN SOME GODFORSAKEN PLACE. 666 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:42,033 I DON'T KNOW. I WAS KIND OF FEARING FOR MY LIFE. 667 00:25:42,033 --> 00:25:46,003 I THOUGHT "OKAY, WE NEED TO GET THIS OVER AND DONE WITH ASAP." 668 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,800 IT'S A BIT OF A CULTURE SHOCK. 669 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,230 I MEAN, WHEN YOU LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS, 670 00:25:50,233 --> 00:25:52,403 YOU TEND TO KIND OF ISOLATE YOURSELF 671 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,070 FROM THE REST OF LOS ANGELES. 672 00:25:55,066 --> 00:25:59,296 IT WAS PRETTY KIND OF, UH, ECLECTIC, SHALL WE SAY. 673 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,400 - HI. 674 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,000 YOU SAW ME LAST NIGHT? - YEAH. 675 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,430 YOU WERE, UH, TALKING ABOUT... 676 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,573 - SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL US, LISA? 677 00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:13,097 - COME ON. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, UH... 678 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,630 - REALLY. HONESTLY. 679 00:26:14,633 --> 00:26:16,303 NO, I PROMISE YOU YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. 680 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:17,900 I SAT DOWN IN THE WAITING ROOM 681 00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,730 AND THERE WAS THIS-- SOME WEIRDO GUY 682 00:26:20,734 --> 00:26:22,204 SITTING IN FRONT OF ME. 683 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,370 LISTEN, I'VE GOT A VERY BIG TEST IN A MINUTE. 684 00:26:24,367 --> 00:26:27,867 I HAVE TO STUDY. HAVE TO. OKAY. 685 00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:30,727 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE TESTED ON WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 686 00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:33,474 - NO. BUT I'M NOT GONNA PASS UNLESS I READ THIS BLOODY BOOK. 687 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,497 - HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? 688 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:39,000 - NOT AS MANY AS I'LL BE HOLDING UP IN A MINUTE. 689 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,500 I WAS JUST, LIKE, "GET ME OUT OF HERE 690 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,600 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE." 691 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,300 - OH, THAT'S US. OH OH. - OH, OKAY. 692 00:26:47,767 --> 00:26:49,467 - MANDARIN. 693 00:26:49,467 --> 00:26:50,467 NO, NO, ENGLISH. 694 00:26:50,467 --> 00:26:52,027 [laughter] 695 00:26:52,033 --> 00:26:53,573 - ALL RIGHT. 696 00:26:53,567 --> 00:26:54,897 PENS ARE ON THE COUNTER. - THIS IS MY TEST? 697 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,930 - THAT IS YOUR TEST. - GOD, I'M SO NERVOUS RIGHT NOW. 698 00:27:01,633 --> 00:27:03,373 - THE QUESTIONS ARE BLOODY DIFFICULT, 699 00:27:03,367 --> 00:27:05,597 I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 700 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,700 [laughs] WISH ME LUCK. 701 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:13,500 - GOOD LUCK. 702 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:16,530 - IT'S LIKE, THEY GIVE YOU 40 QUESTIONS, 703 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,673 AND I THINK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO GET SIX WRONG. 704 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:22,097 - ALL RIGHT. - I'M IN? I'M IN? 705 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,130 YES! 706 00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:26,033 HEY, ARRIVEDERCI, CEDRIC. 707 00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:27,403 [giggles] 708 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,330 POOR CEDRIC, I THINK HE NEEDS TO GET A CHAUFFEUR. 709 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,333 I DON'T KNOW. HE DIDN'T LOOK AT THE BOOK. 710 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:34,533 HE DIDN'T STUDY. HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 711 00:27:39,467 --> 00:27:43,497 STOP. 712 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,600 - SO I FAILED AGAIN? 713 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:45,830 OH, GOD. 714 00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:49,534 - YOU DID? OH, NO. 715 00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:50,873 IT COULD BE WORSE. 716 00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:52,667 IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME THAT FAILED. YES! 717 00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:56,267 MAYBE HE FAILED THE TEST ON PURPOSE. 718 00:27:56,266 --> 00:27:59,026 TO DELAY THE MOVING OUT PROCESS. 719 00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:00,233 I GUESS I'M DRIVING HOME, RIGHT? 720 00:28:00,233 --> 00:28:02,773 - YEAH. 721 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,170 - SO WE'VE BEEN WORKING LIKE DOGS 722 00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:14,966 ON THESE GIFT BAGS ALREADY. 723 00:28:14,967 --> 00:28:16,797 - OH, MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT ALL THESE. 724 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,630 - THERE'S MORE IN THE OTHER OFFICE. 725 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:20,003 WE HAVE ABOUT 200 DONE, 726 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,400 AND THEN WE'LL BE MAKING 44 MORE FOR THE CELEBRITIES. 727 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,030 - OKAY. DO YOU NEED HELP? 728 00:28:24,033 --> 00:28:27,403 THE 1736 FAMILY CRISIS CENTER POKER TOURNAMENT IS TOMORROW. 729 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,000 - SO I'LL TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HOW THE DAY WILL GO THEN. 730 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,330 - OKAY. - AND THEN AFTER YOU WIN 731 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:34,103 THE TOURNAMENT AND-- - YES. 732 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:36,870 - NOW, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE ABOUT 44 CELEBRITIES COMING, 733 00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:38,527 AND WE HAVE A RED CARPET STARTING AT 2:00. 734 00:28:38,533 --> 00:28:40,203 - OH, AT 2:00. 735 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,570 - SO I REALLY WAS HOPING THAT YOU WOULD WALK THE RED CARPET 736 00:28:42,567 --> 00:28:45,027 SINCE YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A LONG-TIME VOLUNTEER OF OURS. 737 00:28:45,033 --> 00:28:46,573 - OKAY. - THEN WHAT I WAS GOING 738 00:28:46,567 --> 00:28:49,497 TO ASK YOU TO DO, TAYLOR, AND YOU CAN SAY YES OR NO, 739 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:52,600 I REALLY WANT SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 740 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,570 - I HAD A DIFFICULT EARLY CHILDHOOD. 741 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:57,197 MY PARENTS DIVORCED WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG, 742 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,230 AND IT WAS HARD ON MY MOM AND I. 743 00:28:59,233 --> 00:29:02,333 YOU KNOW, THERE WERE THINGS THAT HAPPENED 744 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:05,503 THAT I DON'T REALLY TALK ABOUT. 745 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,730 AND... 746 00:29:07,734 --> 00:29:11,904 JUST SOME TOUGH MEMORIES. 747 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:13,430 - YOU KNOW THIS ORGANIZATION. 748 00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:16,103 YOU'VE BEEN WITH US A LONG TIME. 749 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:18,000 YOU HAVE A DEEP PASSION FOR IT. 750 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,170 AND I REALLY WANT THAT TO BE STATED. 751 00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:23,326 - MY EARLIEST CHILDHOOD MEMORY LITERALLY 752 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:26,573 IN BLUE-FOOTED ZIP-UP PAJAMAS 753 00:29:26,567 --> 00:29:29,527 WAS SOMEONE WAGING AN ATTACK ON MY MOTHER. 754 00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:33,073 AND THAT IS WHY I CONNECT SO HEAVILY 755 00:29:33,066 --> 00:29:34,996 WITH THE WORK BEING DONE AT THE CRISIS CENTER 756 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,630 AND ESPECIALLY WITH THE CHILDREN THERE. 757 00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:38,703 - I KNOW I KEEP SAYING YOU'VE GOT PASSION FOR IT, 758 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:39,870 BUT YOU REALLY DO. 759 00:29:39,867 --> 00:29:41,367 YOU GO IN THERE, YOU KNOW, 760 00:29:41,367 --> 00:29:44,097 YOU RELATE TO THESE-- THESE WOMEN AND CHILDREN, 761 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:47,900 AND I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT, WHEN YOU LEAVE, THEY CRY. 762 00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:49,900 AND THEY CRY BECAUSE... 763 00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:51,300 - NOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY. 764 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:53,500 - YOU COME IN THERE, AND YOU GIVE YOUR HEART TO THEM. 765 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,900 AND YOU COME IN AND SHOW IT. 766 00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:59,030 - I REMEMBER FEELING ASHAMED 767 00:29:59,033 --> 00:30:00,803 ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE THAT I HAD HAD, 768 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,370 AND I WAS SO YOUNG. 769 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:06,067 WHEN I MEET CHILDREN THAT ARE EXPERIENCING THAT, 770 00:30:06,066 --> 00:30:08,366 I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN THEM TO REALIZE 771 00:30:08,367 --> 00:30:10,767 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM 772 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,927 AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE PERSON 773 00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:15,674 WHO WAS THE ABUSER. 774 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:17,327 I GUESS I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MY OFFICE, 775 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:19,573 GET SOME WORK DONE, AND FINALIZE MY SPEECH. 776 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,827 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING, TAYLOR. 777 00:30:21,834 --> 00:30:24,834 - OH, HONEY, I LOVE YOU. I LOVE WHAT YOU DO. 778 00:30:24,834 --> 00:30:26,404 - COMING UP... - YOU KNOW, 779 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,900 IT'S REALLY UNFORTUNATE. 780 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:28,930 WE COULD HAVE HAD A MUCH LARGER TURNOUT 781 00:30:28,934 --> 00:30:31,574 IF WE PICKED A DIFFERENT WEEKEND. 782 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:41,600 - LET'S HEAD OVER TO THE WOMEN'S SECTION. 783 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,100 - AWESOME. I'LL GO BROWSE. 784 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,370 - HONEY? - YEAH. 785 00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:45,927 - MAKE SURE YOU FIND A GOOD PAD. 786 00:30:45,934 --> 00:30:47,604 - YEAH, I NEED A HEAVY PAD 787 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,370 FOR MY BUTT. 788 00:30:49,367 --> 00:30:50,797 - YEAH. 789 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,600 HONEY, I WANT TO SEE YOUR OUTFIT. 790 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,600 HOW LONG DID YOU LAST ON THE BIKE IN VEGAS? 791 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,070 TELL THE TRUTH. THE TRUTH. 792 00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:59,426 - 10 MINUTES MAYBE. 15 MINUTES? 793 00:30:59,433 --> 00:31:00,533 - FOUR. 794 00:31:00,533 --> 00:31:02,503 MY HUSBAND IS A MAJOR ATHLETE. 795 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,070 HE'S GOOD AT EVERY SPORT HE DOES. 796 00:31:04,066 --> 00:31:06,566 SO I THINK HE WOULD REALLY BE TORTURED 797 00:31:06,567 --> 00:31:08,097 IF I FINISHED THE RACE AND HE COULDN'T. 798 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,500 - BUT THEN AGAIN, 799 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,470 I WAS COMING DOWN WITH A COLD, SO I WAS LIKE-- 800 00:31:11,467 --> 00:31:13,867 - NO, FOUR MINUTES IS PRETTY GOOD. 801 00:31:13,867 --> 00:31:15,967 - [laughs] - I WAS NOT FOUR MINUTES. 802 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,930 - SO LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. 803 00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:33,204 - WHY DO I HAVE A PIT IN MY STOMACH? 804 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,400 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE NERVOUS. YOU'RE DOING YOUR FIRST RIDE. 805 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:39,800 - ALL OF A SUDDEN, I LOOK BACK, 806 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,670 AND I SEE THIS SEA OF PEOPLE ON THEIR BICYCLE. 807 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,097 AND THEY LOOK LIKE PROFESSIONALS TO ME. 808 00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:46,570 AND IT'S FEELING VERY INTIMIDATING. 809 00:31:46,567 --> 00:31:48,567 - THREE... 810 00:31:48,567 --> 00:31:51,697 - TWO... both: ONE! 811 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:53,930 - GO! 812 00:31:53,934 --> 00:31:58,334 [cheers and applause] 813 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,273 - OH, MY GOD. 814 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:02,796 I'M GOING TO BE RUN OVER AND SMASHED TO THE GROUND. 815 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,100 I CANNOT BELIEVE THE PEOPLE FLYING BY ME, 816 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:06,500 WHIZZING BY ME. 817 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:08,500 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE A PANIC ATTACK. 818 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,030 - PERFECT. - THEY'RE COMING SO FAST 819 00:32:10,033 --> 00:32:13,033 AND CUTTING AT AN ANGLE. - YEAH. 820 00:32:13,033 --> 00:32:15,303 BUT JUST PICK UP THE PACE A LITTLE BIT. 821 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,770 THAT WAY, YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MANY PEOPLE SWARMING AROUND YOU. 822 00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:20,067 - OKAY. 823 00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:21,626 OH. 824 00:32:24,533 --> 00:32:27,803 AFTER LOSING SO MANY FAMILY MEMBERS TO CANCER-- 825 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,430 I LOST MY MOTHER, MY FATHER, AN UNCLE-- 826 00:32:30,433 --> 00:32:32,373 THIS CHARITY'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 827 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,497 - HERE WE GO. 828 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:36,730 YEAH. 829 00:32:36,734 --> 00:32:39,134 OKAY. - [pants] 830 00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:41,903 [both sigh] 831 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:43,500 - MY MOM GIVES ME A LOT MORE MOTIVATION 832 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:46,370 TO GET OUT THERE BECAUSE THAT'S A LONG BIKE RIDE. 833 00:32:46,367 --> 00:32:49,127 SO IF I DIDN'T HAVE THAT IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD, 834 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,773 I DON'T THINK I COULD DO THE 69 MILES. 835 00:32:51,767 --> 00:32:54,897 - GOOD-BYE, 30. YOO-HOO! 836 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,703 - OH, [bleep]. 837 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:03,500 I DON'T SEE ANY FLAT GROUND IN THE NEAR FUTURE. 838 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:06,497 OH, GOD, I NEED THIS TO BE OVER. 839 00:33:13,066 --> 00:33:15,466 both: HEY! 840 00:33:15,467 --> 00:33:17,597 - HI. 841 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,630 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. THANKS FOR COMING TODAY. 842 00:33:19,633 --> 00:33:21,503 - READY TO GO? - YES, I'M READY TO GO 843 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,600 DO OUR WEEKLY RUN. 844 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,130 YAY. - THIS WILL BE GOOD. 845 00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:25,433 - COME ON. LET'S GET PSYCHED UP. 846 00:33:25,433 --> 00:33:29,073 A GOOD RUN. 847 00:33:29,066 --> 00:33:30,526 [laughter] 848 00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:32,433 YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT ON THE BEACH FOR A LONG TIME? 849 00:33:32,433 --> 00:33:33,603 YEAH, NEITHER HAVE I. 850 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,730 - OKAY, LET'S MOVE PAST THAT ONE 851 00:33:35,734 --> 00:33:37,174 AND LET'S JUST GET GOING. 852 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:38,226 - AFTER YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR A WHILE, 853 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:39,503 YOU DON'T DO IT ANYWHERE. SORRY. 854 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,900 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR ME, 855 00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:42,570 ESPECIALLY IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS, 856 00:33:42,567 --> 00:33:44,997 TO REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT WOMEN HAVE BEEN IN MY LIFE. 857 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,900 SO PSYCHED. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT FUN. 858 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:50,270 - PERFECT DAY. - IT IS A PERFECT DAY. 859 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,270 THERE WE GO. 860 00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:57,166 OH, MY GOD, THE OCEAN. 861 00:33:57,166 --> 00:34:00,866 - I KNOW. MAYBE WE'LL SEE SOME DOLPHINS TODAY. 862 00:34:00,867 --> 00:34:04,997 NOW KELSEY'S DOING THE SHOW THROUGH FEBRUARY, RIGHT? 863 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,170 - YEAH. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA SPEND 864 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:10,626 THE WHOLE TIME IN NEW YORK, RIGHT? 865 00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:13,603 - WHEN KELSEY FIRST LEFT TO DO THE PLAY IN NEW YORK, 866 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,430 THE PLAN WAS THAT THE KIDS AND I 867 00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:16,773 WERE GOING TO MOVE THERE IN THE SUMMERTIME, 868 00:34:16,767 --> 00:34:18,497 AND THEN I GOT A PHONE CALL 869 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,700 SAYING THAT PLANS HAVE BEEN CHANGED. 870 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:24,030 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA STAY FULL-TIME 871 00:34:24,033 --> 00:34:26,173 IN SEPTEMBER. 872 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,666 KELSEY AND I ARE GONNA DISCUSS THAT. 873 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,497 KELSEY HAD CALLED ME AND SAID HE MIGHT WANT TO LIVE 874 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,830 IN NEW YORK FULL-TIME. 875 00:34:31,834 --> 00:34:33,434 - WOW, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? 876 00:34:33,433 --> 00:34:35,473 - I DON'T KNOW. 877 00:34:35,467 --> 00:34:39,897 MY HUSBAND FEELS THAT HIS CAREER IN L.A. IS OVER 878 00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:43,800 AND THAT NEW YORK LOVES HIM AND HE'S-- 879 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,270 HE TOLD ME HE FEELS APPRECIATED THERE. 880 00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:56,496 I LOVE RUNNING ON THE BEACH SO I'M LOOKING AT THE OCEAN. 881 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,630 - YUP. THAT'S HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE. 882 00:34:59,633 --> 00:35:02,533 - I AM NOT INTERESTED IN MOVING BACK TO NEW YORK FULL-TIME. 883 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:05,173 THE WINTERS ARE TOUGH. I LIVED THERE. 884 00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:06,926 I'M NOT READY TO GO BACK. 885 00:35:06,934 --> 00:35:09,134 - SEE, YOU NEED TO COME OUT MORE OFTEN AND RUN THE BEACH. 886 00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:10,533 SEE HOW GREAT IT IS? 887 00:35:10,533 --> 00:35:12,373 - WHEN I GO TO NEW YORK FOR THE TONYS, KELSEY AND I 888 00:35:12,367 --> 00:35:15,167 REALLY ARE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A HEART-TO-HEART 889 00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,726 ABOUT THIS NEW CHANGE OF PLANS. 890 00:35:17,734 --> 00:35:19,104 - THE WIND IS, LIKE, [indistinct]. 891 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,870 - YES. FEELS GOOD. 892 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:30,130 - [breathing heavily] 893 00:35:30,133 --> 00:35:33,033 - IT WAS PROBABLY 40 MILES INTO THE RACE, 894 00:35:33,033 --> 00:35:37,103 AND WE WERE CLIMBING THIS HILL. 895 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:40,770 THIS THING WAS FIVE MILES LONG OR SIX MILES LONG, 896 00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:45,597 AND IT WAS A STRAIGHT UP, REALLY INCLINED HILL. 897 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:49,470 - I DO NOT SEE ANY FLAT AREA. 898 00:35:49,467 --> 00:35:52,727 - THEY CALLED IT, UM, THE CLIMB OF DEATH, 899 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:55,374 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 900 00:35:55,367 --> 00:35:57,097 - AT THIS POINT, I'M EXHAUSTED. 901 00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:59,600 THERE'S JUST NO WAY I CAN DO THIS. 902 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,170 UGH. 903 00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:03,496 OH, MY GOD. 904 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,700 OH, GOD, I NEED THIS TO BE OVER. 905 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,300 OH, MY GOD. 906 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:10,770 AND I REALLY FELT LIKE MAYBE MY MOM AND MY DAD, 907 00:36:10,767 --> 00:36:13,597 THEIR HANDS WERE ON MY BACK AT THAT POINT. 908 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,270 OH. 909 00:36:16,266 --> 00:36:17,826 - YOU MADE IT. 910 00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:18,834 YOU MADE IT. SEE? 911 00:36:18,834 --> 00:36:20,274 - OH, MY GOD. 912 00:36:20,266 --> 00:36:23,066 THAT DEFINITELY WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE RIDE FOR ME. 913 00:36:23,066 --> 00:36:24,996 WHEN I FINALLY MADE IT TO THE TOP, 914 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,800 IT WAS, LIKE, ELATION. 915 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,997 - NOBODY BEHIND US. 916 00:36:37,433 --> 00:36:39,133 IT WAS A GREAT BONDING MOMENT. 917 00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:40,373 I LOVED IT. 918 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,367 THE EXPERIENCE OF DOING THAT WITH MY WIFE 919 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:45,027 WAS JUST SO GREAT. 920 00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:47,333 AND, FOR ME, YOU KNOW, BEING AN ATHLETE, 921 00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:51,133 TO HAVE A ROMANTIC EXPERIENCE TOGETHER WITH AN ATHLETIC EVENT 922 00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:54,233 WAS JUST ONE OF THE BEST TRIPS OF MY LIFE. 923 00:36:54,233 --> 00:36:55,633 - RIDERS CONTINUE TO FINISH 924 00:36:55,633 --> 00:36:58,503 IN THE 2010 ECHELON GRAN FONDO. 925 00:37:01,033 --> 00:37:03,533 - NICE JOB. 926 00:37:13,967 --> 00:37:15,197 - I COULD NOT WAIT TO GET OFF THAT BIKE. 927 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,470 - FIVE HOURS AND 15 MINUTES. 928 00:37:17,467 --> 00:37:19,927 - 69 MILES. 929 00:37:19,934 --> 00:37:23,904 - HUG. 930 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,270 - OH, MY GOD. 931 00:37:25,266 --> 00:37:27,126 I FEEL EXHAUSTED, BUT I FEEL GREAT. 932 00:37:27,133 --> 00:37:28,133 I FEEL GREAT. 933 00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:30,533 MY LEGS FELT LIKE JELL-O. 934 00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:33,203 I WAS READY AT THAT POINT TO JUST CALL A TAXI. 935 00:37:37,834 --> 00:37:40,334 - [exhales] - UGH. 936 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:42,973 - THIS IS ONE OF THE HAPPIEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE. 937 00:37:42,967 --> 00:37:44,867 - OH, MY GOD. 938 00:37:44,867 --> 00:37:46,367 WHEN WE GOT BACK TO OUR HOTEL ROOM, 939 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:48,067 I REALLY THOUGHT, "OH, MY GOD, 940 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:50,826 I'VE DONE SOME MAJOR DAMAGE TO MY BODY." 941 00:37:50,834 --> 00:37:54,004 - NO-- [laughs] 942 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,070 - I COULDN'T MOVE. I COULDN'T WALK. 943 00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:57,666 IT WAS BAD. 944 00:37:57,667 --> 00:37:59,227 I CAN'T EVEN TAKE MY HELMET OFF. 945 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:00,733 [laughter] 946 00:38:00,734 --> 00:38:03,874 OH, MY GOD. 947 00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:06,167 I COULD NO WAY HAVE GOTTEN ON A PLANE. 948 00:38:06,166 --> 00:38:08,966 EVEN THOUGH WE WERE BOTH EXHAUSTED, 949 00:38:08,967 --> 00:38:11,327 IT WAS A REALLY BEAUTIFUL WEEKEND. 950 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:12,333 IT WAS A ROMANTIC WEEKEND. 951 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,073 WE HAD TIME TO BE ALONE. 952 00:38:14,066 --> 00:38:16,326 SO HE WAS RIGHT. 953 00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:17,973 - I CAN'T GET UP. 954 00:38:17,967 --> 00:38:19,627 HONEY, TAKE ME. 955 00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:21,903 - I'LL GIVE YOU SOME POWER. 956 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,430 MWAH. - THANK YOU. 957 00:38:32,734 --> 00:38:34,774 - RUSSELL. 958 00:38:34,767 --> 00:38:36,397 ARE YOU READY? 959 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,870 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. CAN WE GO? 960 00:38:37,867 --> 00:38:39,897 LEAVING FOR THE CRISIS CENTER EVENT, 961 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,600 YOU KNOW, I WAS FEELING A LOT OF EMOTIONS 962 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,700 ABOUT MY IMPENDING SPEECH. 963 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:47,730 - YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY UNFORTUNATE 964 00:38:47,734 --> 00:38:49,704 THAT YOU PICKED THIS WEEKEND. 965 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,030 UH, PROBABLY HALF THE PEOPLE I INVITED 966 00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:53,733 ARE TRAVELING THIS WEEKEND. 967 00:38:53,734 --> 00:38:55,734 SO WE COULD HAVE HAD A MUCH LARGER TURNOUT, 968 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,604 PICKED A DIFFERENT WEEKEND. 969 00:39:02,734 --> 00:39:05,234 - WELL... 970 00:39:21,367 --> 00:39:24,527 I'M REALLY EXCITED TO HAVE SOME ACTION, 971 00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:25,533 SOME POKER, AND SOME FUN 972 00:39:25,533 --> 00:39:27,403 IN SUPPORT OF AN AMAZING CAUSE. 973 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,030 - TAYLOR, TAYLOR, TAYLOR. 974 00:39:30,033 --> 00:39:31,503 - HEY, ANNIE. 975 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,470 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 976 00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:35,867 - OH, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 977 00:39:35,867 --> 00:39:38,197 - OH, MY GOD. TAYLOR, HELLO. 978 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,700 - IT IS PAR FOR DOING EVENTS IN L.A. 979 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:43,000 YOU RUN INTO ALL KINDS OF... FAMOUS PEOPLE? 980 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,600 - SERIOUSLY. RIGHT THERE. ONE MORE TIME. 981 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,830 HEY, THAT'S MY WALLET. 982 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,170 - OH, HI. 983 00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:52,796 - HONEY, I AM SO-- SO SORRY WE'RE LATE. 984 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,200 - ADRIENNE AND I ARE CLOSE ENOUGH 985 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,730 THAT I WAS COMFORTABLE HAVING HER THERE 986 00:39:55,734 --> 00:39:58,034 TO, UH, SHARE MY STORY WITH, 987 00:39:58,033 --> 00:40:01,073 BUT THE OTHER GIRLS, IT WAS MUCH MORE OF A SERIOUS OCCASION 988 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,626 THAN JUST A SOCIAL EVENT, 989 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:04,403 SO I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST JUST TO HAVE ADRIENNE ALONE. 990 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,330 - LET'S SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL. 991 00:40:12,467 --> 00:40:13,867 - I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING... NOT! 992 00:40:13,867 --> 00:40:15,797 - YEAH, SO HERE... 993 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,600 - I'VE LITERALLY PLAYED POKER 994 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,930 MAYBE TWO OR THREE TIMES IN MY LIFE, 995 00:40:19,934 --> 00:40:23,174 BECAUSE I CAN'T GAMBLE IN OUR OWN CASINO. 996 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:29,267 - OH, YOU WON AGAIN? 997 00:40:29,266 --> 00:40:32,026 - MAYBE WE CAN FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF FAVOR YOU WORKED. 998 00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:33,903 - REMEMBER I TOLD YOU HOW LUCKY I AM ALL THE TIME? 999 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:37,870 I SWEAR, THIS MUST BE TEN HANDS IN A ROW. 1000 00:40:37,867 --> 00:40:41,267 - YOU--YOU MIGHT WIN THIS WHOLE THING. 1001 00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:44,326 OH, MY GOODNESS. ADRIENNE. 1002 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:46,403 - I WAS VERY LUCKY. 1003 00:40:50,633 --> 00:40:52,433 - PRIOR TO GIVING MY SPEECH, 1004 00:40:52,433 --> 00:40:55,133 I FELT INCREDIBLY NERVOUS. 1005 00:40:55,133 --> 00:40:57,673 I'M GONNA GO TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 1006 00:40:57,667 --> 00:40:59,427 - YOU'RE GONNA GIVE YOUR LITTLE SPEECH RIGHT NOW? 1007 00:40:59,433 --> 00:41:01,173 - GIVE MY LITTLE SPEECH, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, 1008 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:02,826 AND I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN A LITTLE WHILE. 1009 00:41:02,834 --> 00:41:06,074 THANK YOU AGAIN, ANNIE. 1010 00:41:07,367 --> 00:41:09,267 I WAS SO NERVOUS 1011 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:11,626 I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS GONNA BE ABLE TO GO THROUGH WITH IT. 1012 00:41:13,033 --> 00:41:14,203 - COMING UP... 1013 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,170 - WHAT MANY OF YOU MAY NOT KNOW... 1014 00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:18,996 SORRY. [clears throat] 1015 00:41:32,133 --> 00:41:34,533 - YOU KNOW, IT'S A STORY THAT I TYPICALLY ONLY SHARE 1016 00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:36,503 WITH PEOPLE AT THE CRISIS CENTER 1017 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,530 WHO HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOME DIFFICULT CIRCUMSTANCES. 1018 00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:44,173 I FELT INCREDIBLY NERVOUS. 1019 00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:47,466 I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS GONNA BE ABLE TO GO THROUGH WITH IT. 1020 00:41:54,967 --> 00:41:57,327 WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 1021 00:41:57,333 --> 00:42:00,303 THE 1736 FAMILY CRISIS CENTER 1022 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:04,130 IS AN ORGANIZATION THAT IS INCREDIBLY DEAR TO MY HEART 1023 00:42:04,133 --> 00:42:05,933 FOR MANY REASONS. 1024 00:42:05,934 --> 00:42:08,274 WHAT MANY OF YOU MAY NOT KNOW 1025 00:42:08,266 --> 00:42:11,066 IS THAT I'M A CHILD OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. 1026 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,170 SORRY. [clears throat] 1027 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:26,096 ONE OF MY EARLIEST CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCES WAS ABUSE. 1028 00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:30,670 AND SO IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME THAT YOU'RE HERE TODAY 1029 00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:31,827 TO STAND UP FOR THE PEOPLE 1030 00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:33,404 THAT CAN'T STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES, 1031 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,770 AND TO SUPPORT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN 1032 00:42:35,767 --> 00:42:39,567 WHO SO DESPERATELY NEED THE MONEY THAT YOU'RE DONATING 1033 00:42:39,567 --> 00:42:41,527 TO MAKE A FRESH START, 1034 00:42:41,533 --> 00:42:45,533 AND TO BUILD A LIFE LIKE I HAVE BUILT FOR MYSELF. 1035 00:42:45,533 --> 00:42:47,403 [cheers and applause] 1036 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,630 - WHEN I FIRST HEARD THAT TAYLOR 1037 00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:52,273 HAD HAD SOME ABUSE IN HER CHILDHOOD, 1038 00:42:52,266 --> 00:42:55,196 THAT ACTUALLY CAME TO ME AS A COMPLETE SURPRISE. 1039 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,700 MAYBE SHE FELT, UH, A LITTLE EMBARRASSED BY IT. 1040 00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:00,870 AS A FRIEND, I HOPE I CAN BE THERE FOR HER. 1041 00:43:00,867 --> 00:43:03,767 - THE MONEY THAT YOU ARE RAISING TODAY 1042 00:43:03,767 --> 00:43:05,627 FOR THIS AMAZING ORGANIZATION, 1043 00:43:05,633 --> 00:43:07,373 IT GIVES THEM A NEW LIFE. 1044 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:10,397 AND TO MOVE FORWARD AND TO FULFILL THE DREAMS 1045 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,500 THAT ARE INSIDE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US. 1046 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:15,870 I WANT EVERYONE WHO'S BEEN THROUGH THAT EXPERIENCE 1047 00:43:15,867 --> 00:43:18,467 TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE SAME AS ME. 1048 00:43:18,467 --> 00:43:19,897 YOU KNOW, 1049 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:22,970 IT'S JUST YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES THAT ARE DIFFERENT. 1050 00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:27,567 AND SO BY BEING THERE AND TELLING MY STORY, 1051 00:43:27,567 --> 00:43:30,267 I HOPE THAT IT GIVES HOPE 1052 00:43:30,266 --> 00:43:33,666 THAT THEY CAN PUT THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES IN THEIR PAST 1053 00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:36,897 AND HAVE WHATEVER LIFE THEY CAN DREAM FOR THEMSELVES. 1054 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:40,500 I MEAN, THEY CAN LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS JUST LIKE I DO. 1055 00:43:41,934 --> 00:43:45,504 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1056 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:48,230 - SO SATURDAY NIGHT I'M HAVING A DINNER AT MY HOUSE. 1057 00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:49,873 - I THOUGHT, "HERE WE GO." 1058 00:43:49,867 --> 00:43:52,027 - YOU'RE ENTIRELY WASHED UP. 1059 00:43:52,033 --> 00:43:53,773 - I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 1060 00:43:53,767 --> 00:43:55,097 I'M TALKING TO CAMILLE. 1061 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,330 - YOU DID CALL ME A DELUSIONAL BITCH. 1062 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,103 - THIS IS ALL BULL[bleep] TO ME. 1063 00:43:58,100 --> 00:44:01,900 - ENOUGH. 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