1 00:00:01,382 --> 00:00:02,882 Ah, I have to go on a diet Ah, I need to go on a diet. 2 00:00:02,917 --> 00:00:05,184 My legs are stuffed into my jeans like sausages I feel like a sausage in my jeans. 3 00:00:05,219 --> 00:00:07,186 Please, I can't see you as a mother of three. Please. I can't even tell you've had three kids. 4 00:00:07,221 --> 00:00:08,621 Can't you see it? You can't, right? 5 00:00:08,656 --> 00:00:09,788 Of course No. 6 00:00:09,824 --> 00:00:12,858 Oh I saw a cabbage soup diet meal Oh, I was reading about this new cabbage-soup diet. 7 00:00:12,894 --> 00:00:14,093 Oh Oh! 8 00:00:14,128 --> 00:00:15,661 Oh, bestie time is over, business time is up Oh, friend time over. Time for business meeting. 9 00:00:16,582 --> 00:00:17,426 Finally 10 00:00:17,519 --> 00:00:18,495 It seems 11 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:19,973 In "The Beach" 12 00:00:20,091 --> 00:00:20,962 bet meider Bette Midler. 13 00:00:21,068 --> 00:00:22,534 Barbara Jose Barbara Hershey. 14 00:00:22,570 --> 00:00:23,902 ok Okay. 15 00:00:23,938 --> 00:00:25,604 After hardships, the properties we invest in After some setbacks, we're ready to 16 00:00:25,639 --> 00:00:27,539 Ready for sale put our investment property on the market! 17 00:00:27,575 --> 00:00:28,707 -Great. -Great. - Yay! - Yes! 18 00:00:28,742 --> 00:00:29,741 I'm so excited I'm excited! 19 00:00:29,777 --> 00:00:30,909 i know I know! 20 00:00:30,945 --> 00:00:33,111 I just printed these out So I just picked these up from the printer 21 00:00:33,147 --> 00:00:35,347 Get ready for our open house on Tuesday for our open house on Tuesday. 22 00:00:36,612 --> 00:00:38,383 We look like a bunch of nurses We look like a band of nurses. 23 00:00:38,419 --> 00:00:40,152 Very sexy We look hot. 24 00:00:40,187 --> 00:00:41,587 Oh, this reminds me Oh, that reminds me... 25 00:00:41,622 --> 00:00:44,289 You know they put cookies in the house during the open house? You know how people always have cookies at open houses? 26 00:00:44,325 --> 00:00:46,258 I was thinking we could prepare Well, I was thinking we should have 27 00:00:46,293 --> 00:00:48,093 Small quiche and bacon mini quiches and bacon instead. 28 00:00:48,128 --> 00:00:49,561 Ah, but that one is expensive, right? Ah, but that sounds expensive. 29 00:00:49,597 --> 00:00:52,130 you are right You know what? Yeah, you're right. 30 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,867 That's right. Let's put it in our future plans. Yeah, we'll just put that in the future file. 31 00:00:54,902 --> 00:00:56,168 Good Yes. 32 00:00:56,203 --> 00:00:57,436 next thing And the next thing is, 33 00:00:57,471 --> 00:00:59,838 I learned that some companies will try to boost morale and solve problems oh, I was reading about these team-building workshops 34 00:00:59,874 --> 00:01:02,508 and conduct some seminars that companies do for morale and problem-solving... 35 00:01:02,543 --> 00:01:05,110 Honey, I appreciate your initiative. Honey, I appreciate your initiative, 36 00:01:05,145 --> 00:01:06,879 But I don’t think I have spare money now but I don't think we have the money 37 00:01:06,914 --> 00:01:08,380 Spend it on these useless things for nonessentials right now. 38 00:01:08,415 --> 00:01:10,582 Okay, that makes sense Okay. That makes sense. 39 00:01:10,651 --> 00:01:14,219 One more question about business Then there's just one more item of business to discuss. 40 00:01:14,255 --> 00:01:16,588 Uh, I noticed in the monthly expenses Um, I noticed in our monthly expenses, 41 00:01:16,624 --> 00:01:20,125 $500 was paid to a person named "Ms. Xiying" we spent $500 on something called "Madame x-ing"? 42 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,393 Oh, her name is Ms. Xing Oh, that's pronounced Madame Xing. 43 00:01:21,428 --> 00:01:23,325 She is my fortune teller She's my fortune teller. 44 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:24,363 what What? 45 00:01:24,398 --> 00:01:27,045 We need her. We need her help to sell our house. We need her. We can't sell the house without her. 46 00:01:27,243 --> 00:01:31,370 How much extra did these color prints cost? Now, how much extra was it to print these fliers in color? 47 00:01:31,405 --> 00:01:33,438 48 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:47,554 49 00:01:48,715 --> 00:01:51,089 Sorry, what are fortune tellers used for? Sorry, what is this fortune teller? 50 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:53,392 If you don't understand it literally I don't know how to explain it to you 51 00:01:53,427 --> 00:01:55,294 I don't know how else to explain it if you can't get it from the title. 52 00:01:55,329 --> 00:01:57,195 She can tell fortunes She tells fortunes. 53 00:01:57,231 --> 00:01:58,797 why pay her Why is she on our payroll? 54 00:01:58,832 --> 00:02:01,700 Every time I make a big decision I've never made an important decision in my life 55 00:02:01,735 --> 00:02:03,702 Ms. Xing is indispensable without consulting Madame Xing. 56 00:02:03,737 --> 00:02:05,980 Should I marry Louise? Should I marry Louis? 57 00:02:07,141 --> 00:02:09,041 Should I get couple bangs? Should I get matching bangs? 58 00:02:11,011 --> 00:02:14,179 Should I quietly give up on becoming a ventriloquist? Should I give up secretly wanting to be a ventriloquist? 59 00:02:16,817 --> 00:02:18,984 what did she say So, what'd she say? 60 00:02:19,019 --> 00:02:20,485 Ms. Xing is right Madame Xing was right... 61 00:02:20,521 --> 00:02:22,888 Puppet theater never prospered The puppet theater boom never came. 62 00:02:22,923 --> 00:02:24,389 sorry I'm sorry. 63 00:02:24,425 --> 00:02:27,192 I really don't understand I just can't wrap my head around 64 00:02:27,227 --> 00:02:29,962 Spend $500 a month on a fortune teller we spend $500 a month on a fortune teller. 65 00:02:29,997 --> 00:02:31,897 it's part of our culture It's just part of our culture. 66 00:02:31,932 --> 00:02:33,632 many chinese Consulting with a fortune teller 67 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:35,734 They all go to fortune tellers to tell their fortunes is something a lot of Chinese people do, 68 00:02:35,769 --> 00:02:38,303 Just like we use the dishwasher as a clothes drying rack like using the dishwasher as a drying rack, 69 00:02:38,339 --> 00:02:40,372 Just like we don't say the word "please" or not saying "Please." 70 00:02:41,642 --> 00:02:43,241 I'm gonna pitch, Trent. Here it comes, Trent. 71 00:02:47,181 --> 00:02:49,247 There's nothing to be ashamed of being defeated by a girl No shame in being beat by a girl. 72 00:02:49,283 --> 00:02:50,782 I'm very calm I'm secure like that. 73 00:02:50,818 --> 00:02:51,783 A strike (a ball that was not hit) Strike! 74 00:02:51,819 --> 00:02:54,022 We all know it was a good shot, Brian. We all know it's a strike, Brian! 75 00:02:55,889 --> 00:02:58,223 I'm going back, everyone I better get home, guys. 76 00:02:58,258 --> 00:02:59,758 See you Saturday Eddie See you Saturday, Eddie. 77 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,126 Goodbye See ya. 78 00:03:04,965 --> 00:03:06,365 Saturday is her birthday Saturday is her birthday. 79 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,733 what do you want to give her What are you gonna get her? 80 00:03:07,768 --> 00:03:09,534 Girls all like Feiju Ladies love haikus. 81 00:03:09,570 --> 00:03:11,803 combine various words intelligently Clever crafted word parties. 82 00:03:11,839 --> 00:03:13,305 Girls all love this kind of poetry Ladies love haikus. 83 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:15,807 No way, man, I want to impress her. Nah, son. I'm trying to impress my woman, 84 00:03:15,843 --> 00:03:17,342 Instead of making her depressed not depress my woman. 85 00:03:17,378 --> 00:03:19,978 Why don't you choose a tube top from Delia's Why don't you get her a tube top from the Delia's catalog? 86 00:03:20,014 --> 00:03:22,014 I actually have a better idea I've got something even classier in mind. 87 00:03:24,218 --> 00:03:27,052 Very good. Can you open it? Can you put a small photo inside? Nice. Does it open, and can you put a little picture inside? 88 00:03:27,087 --> 00:03:29,021 No. Why do you have to? No, ma... Why you got to point out 89 00:03:29,056 --> 00:03:30,288 Ask about the functions that these necklaces should not have in the first place what the necklace don't do? 90 00:03:30,324 --> 00:03:32,557 This is just a beautiful necklace It's just a beautiful necklace. 91 00:03:32,593 --> 00:03:35,327 It better really be on sale for $49.99 It better be for $49.99. 92 00:03:35,396 --> 00:03:36,662 where does the money come from How are you gonna pay for that? 93 00:03:36,697 --> 00:03:38,764 Oh, I have extra money Oh, I got the loot. 94 00:03:38,799 --> 00:03:40,692 I'm good at saving money I'm really good at saving. 95 00:03:43,370 --> 00:03:44,636 $5 $5?! 96 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:47,139 Is Barry coming? Barry's coming? 97 00:03:47,174 --> 00:03:48,907 Only coming for a few days Only for a few days. 98 00:03:48,942 --> 00:03:50,542 He has a business in Orlando He's got business in Orlando. 99 00:03:50,577 --> 00:03:52,344 I haven't seen him in a few years I haven't seen him in years. 100 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:55,280 I haven't seen him since you invested in his vitamin business. Right, ever since you gave him money for that vitamin business. 101 00:03:55,315 --> 00:03:58,316 I told you no one needs vitamin L I told you nobody wanted vitamin "L." 102 00:03:58,352 --> 00:04:00,686 Sensory vitamins are a thing of the past Vitamin Luscious was before its time. 103 00:04:00,721 --> 00:04:02,587 Louis, he's a leech for you. He's a leech, Louis. 104 00:04:02,623 --> 00:04:03,722 like barnacles Like a barnacle. 105 00:04:03,757 --> 00:04:05,090 Or maybe it's just leeches. Or a leech. 106 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:07,426 He wasn't perfect but he meant well Well, he's not perfect, but he means well. 107 00:04:07,461 --> 00:04:08,727 And he likes you very much And he's always liked you. 108 00:04:08,762 --> 00:04:10,662 Do you remember the last time he came? Remember, he brought you that nice basket of fruit 109 00:04:10,698 --> 00:04:11,930 I brought you a beautiful fruit basket the last time he visited? 110 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:15,167 He gave me seven bananas in a Gap baby shopping bag He gave me seven bananas in a babygap shopping bag. 111 00:04:16,570 --> 00:04:18,837 Dad, can I work in the restaurant again? Dad, can I start working at the restaurant again? 112 00:04:18,872 --> 00:04:19,938 Of course Of course. 113 00:04:19,973 --> 00:04:21,406 -Give me money? -No. - And get paid?! - Nope. 114 00:04:21,442 --> 00:04:23,842 Because your mother’s plan to sell her house has been delayed again and again. With all the delays in your mom's investment property sale, 115 00:04:23,877 --> 00:04:25,210 Money is very tight recently money's tight right now. 116 00:04:25,245 --> 00:04:27,479 If you really need money I'm at the country club If you really need money, I saw a "Help wanted" Sign 117 00:04:27,514 --> 00:04:28,914 I saw a sign on the notice board that said we were recruiting people. on the bulletin board at the country club. 118 00:04:28,949 --> 00:04:32,184 Oh, is there a lady at the pool who needs help applying lotion? Ooh, some ladies need assistance putting lotion on by the pool? 119 00:04:32,219 --> 00:04:34,686 The family just moved here It's a family new to the neighborhood, 120 00:04:34,722 --> 00:04:36,488 They have a baby and need help and they have a baby and need help around the house. 121 00:04:36,523 --> 00:04:39,791 -I can give it. -No, no lady needs lotion. - Do I get to put l... - No. No ladies need lotion. 122 00:04:48,769 --> 00:04:50,102 Dmx Dmx? 123 00:04:50,137 --> 00:04:52,671 When I hold a baby, I prefer to be called Earl I prefer to be called Earl when I'm holding my baby. 124 00:04:52,706 --> 00:04:55,874 Honey, I can't wait for you to talk to Ms. Xing in person. Honey, I can't wait for you to talk to Madame Xing yourself 125 00:04:55,909 --> 00:04:58,477 So you know how important she is to our business and see how important she is to our business. 126 00:04:58,512 --> 00:05:00,712 Okay, I'm very open-minded. Well, I always like to keep an open mind. 127 00:05:00,748 --> 00:05:02,814 Like the first time I heard about cream cheese Like the first time I heard about cream cheese, 128 00:05:02,850 --> 00:05:04,516 I was very disgusted at that time I was like, "Blech!" 129 00:05:04,551 --> 00:05:08,386 But now I'm super used to it Now, I'm all, "Mmm, mmm, mmm! 130 00:05:08,422 --> 00:05:09,921 Can you get some cream cheese for my bagel? Can I get some bagel with my cream cheese? 131 00:05:09,957 --> 00:05:10,889 You understand You know what I'm saying?" 132 00:05:10,924 --> 00:05:13,058 That's delicious It's tasty. 133 00:05:15,028 --> 00:05:15,827 Hello Wei? 134 00:05:15,863 --> 00:05:17,496 Ms. Xing, I’m Jessica Madame Xing, it's Jessica. 135 00:05:17,531 --> 00:05:20,699 I'm with my business partner and I told you about her I'm here with my business partner, who I told you about. 136 00:05:20,734 --> 00:05:22,868 Ah, I remember, just the skeptic Ah, yes. The skeptic. 137 00:05:22,903 --> 00:05:25,170 You have to ask Ms. Xing You have to ask Madame Xing a question 138 00:05:25,205 --> 00:05:26,471 Questions you want to know the answer to that you want the answer to. 139 00:05:26,507 --> 00:05:27,739 ok Okay. 140 00:05:27,775 --> 00:05:31,042 Uh, can the Dolphins make the playoffs? Um, will the dolphins make the playoffs? 141 00:05:31,078 --> 00:05:33,011 You can't watch football anymore You should stop watching football. 142 00:05:33,046 --> 00:05:35,380 Not good for your heart It's not good for your heart. 143 00:05:35,415 --> 00:05:37,249 Heart disease runs in my family Heart disease runs in my family. 144 00:05:37,284 --> 00:05:38,250 how did you know How did you know that? 145 00:05:38,285 --> 00:05:40,519 Ms. Xing is right You just got Xing'd. 146 00:05:42,086 --> 00:05:44,456 Okay, Honey is convinced. We can talk business. Okay, now that Honey believes, we can move on to business. 147 00:05:44,491 --> 00:05:46,558 We're going on sale next Tuesday and then We're putting the house on the market next Tuesday, and I... 148 00:05:46,593 --> 00:05:49,294 Don't sell that house for the next three months. No. Don't put the house on the market for three months. 149 00:05:49,329 --> 00:05:51,659 There are still dirty places that have not been cleaned up. There's darkness that needs to be cleansed. 150 00:05:52,239 --> 00:05:53,632 -Okay -Okay - Okay. - Okay? 151 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:56,301 And don’t bet on the Dolphins And don't bet on the dolphins. 152 00:05:56,336 --> 00:05:58,103 Don’t bet on them being the runner-up either. Not with that secondary. 153 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:03,275 Oh, luckily we called her. Oh, it is so lucky we called her. 154 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:05,343 We need to change the sale date on the flyer We need to change the open-house date on the fliers. 155 00:06:05,379 --> 00:06:06,745 Are you serious? You can't be serious. 156 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,113 Did you hear what Ms. Xing said? You heard Madame Xing. 157 00:06:08,148 --> 00:06:10,615 You won't take any of my advice You don't take any of my suggestions, 158 00:06:10,651 --> 00:06:13,585 But what nonsense did this fortune teller say? but this fortune teller makes one crazy statement, 159 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:15,387 Do you do it all without question? and you do it, no questions asked? 160 00:06:15,422 --> 00:06:16,721 I value her opinion. I value her opinion. 161 00:06:16,757 --> 00:06:19,089 She values your money And she values your money. 162 00:06:19,366 --> 00:06:22,427 Pay her five hundred dollars a month to tell us there's something dirty in the house. 500 bucks a month so she can tell us about darkness, 163 00:06:22,462 --> 00:06:24,462 And buying quiches and giving a seminar is a waste of money but mini quiches and a seminar are wasteful? 164 00:06:24,498 --> 00:06:27,265 Don't blame me just because your idea sucks. Don't blame me just because your ideas are bad. 165 00:06:28,335 --> 00:06:30,235 Jessica, you think you're so smart You think you're so smart, Jessica, 166 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:32,704 In fact, you are a fool but you're really just a sucker. 167 00:06:34,675 --> 00:06:36,541 Thank you for telling the truth Thank you for being honest. 168 00:06:36,577 --> 00:06:38,910 Now it's time for me to tell the truth. It's over. Now allow me to be honest. It's over. 169 00:06:38,946 --> 00:06:40,579 what's over What is? 170 00:06:40,614 --> 00:06:44,082 Everything, our friendship, our business, our book club Everything... our friendship, the business, book club, 171 00:06:44,117 --> 00:06:47,419 And our shared sandwich collection cards are all over. the sandwich punch card we share... done-zo. 172 00:06:50,966 --> 00:06:52,298 Oh my god Oh my god. 173 00:06:52,507 --> 00:06:53,706 Dmx Dmx! 174 00:06:53,741 --> 00:06:55,841 DarkmanX Dark Man X! 175 00:06:55,877 --> 00:06:57,510 You look older in person You look older in person. 176 00:06:57,545 --> 00:06:59,311 Being a dad makes you older Fatherhood ages you. 177 00:06:59,347 --> 00:07:00,679 I'm exhausted I'm tired. 178 00:07:00,715 --> 00:07:01,881 emotional burnout Emotional. 179 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:03,315 My heart is crying and screaming Crying. Yelling! 180 00:07:03,351 --> 00:07:05,818 It's all caused by those repetitive cotton ads. All at the same cotton commercial. 181 00:07:05,853 --> 00:07:08,120 This is the fiber that makes up life It's the fabric of our lives, G. 182 00:07:10,324 --> 00:07:12,625 OMG I can't wait to tell my friends Man, I can't wait to tell all my friends! 183 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:13,793 sorry boy Sorry, little man. 184 00:07:13,828 --> 00:07:16,128 I can't let you make this a big deal I can't have you blowing up my spot. 185 00:07:16,164 --> 00:07:17,329 I need you to sign this I'm gonna need you to sign and initial 186 00:07:17,365 --> 00:07:18,597 confidentiality agreement this nondisclosure agreement. 187 00:07:18,633 --> 00:07:21,467 Same as the one Oprah gave Steadman. It's the same one Oprah used on Stedman. 188 00:07:21,502 --> 00:07:25,504 Can't I tell other people that I work here? So... I can't tell anyone I'm working for you? 189 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,006 -Can't -Oh - Nope. - Oh. 190 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:29,141 what do you want me to do So, what do you want me to do? 191 00:07:29,177 --> 00:07:30,843 Check the living room to make sure the baby is not hurt Babyproof the living room, 192 00:07:30,878 --> 00:07:32,311 Mix some beans for Geneseth blend some peas for Genesis, 193 00:07:32,346 --> 00:07:34,613 Also put some lavender liquid on her diaper and make sure to put lavender drops in her cloth diapers. 194 00:07:34,649 --> 00:07:36,515 Why not use disposable diapers? Why don't you just use disposable diapers? 195 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:39,202 Because I want to reduce carbon emissions 'Cause I ain't trying to leave some big-ass carbon footprint. 196 00:07:41,189 --> 00:07:43,022 Can you sleep on that sofa? I hope the couch is gonna be okay. 197 00:07:43,057 --> 00:07:44,390 are you kidding me bro Aw, are you kidding me, man? 198 00:07:44,425 --> 00:07:46,692 When we shared a house in New Jersey, we slept on a double mattress. We shared a twin futon when we roomed up in Jersey. 199 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,661 Do you remember, we were researching new vitamins together? Remember that? Trying to put a new vitamin out there. 200 00:07:48,696 --> 00:07:50,062 Still experimenting on ourselves Testing it on ourselves. 201 00:07:50,098 --> 00:07:52,531 Remember when your hands became shiny? R-remember how you grew that lustrous arm hair? 202 00:07:52,567 --> 00:07:54,800 Hair always gets stuck in the watch strap It kept getting caught on my watch. 203 00:07:54,836 --> 00:07:55,935 That's right That's right. 204 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:57,036 Oh oh Uh-oh! 205 00:07:57,071 --> 00:07:58,404 Eddie hello Eddie, how are you doing?! 206 00:07:58,473 --> 00:08:00,206 -I'm Emery. -I'm your Uncle Barry. - I'm Emery. - It's Uncle Barry. 207 00:08:00,241 --> 00:08:01,507 I've never seen you before I've never seen you before. 208 00:08:01,542 --> 00:08:04,243 I wasn't even born when you played with my dad. I wasn't born when you were my dad's friend. 209 00:08:04,278 --> 00:08:06,579 Your kids are great, Louis. You're raising kings, Louis. 210 00:08:06,614 --> 00:08:07,613 What a nice kid You're raising kings. 211 00:08:07,648 --> 00:08:09,048 Wow Uh-oh! 212 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,616 miss jessica Lady J! 213 00:08:10,651 --> 00:08:12,451 We're not going to give you any money, Barry. We're not giving you any money, Barry. 214 00:08:12,487 --> 00:08:14,386 Girl, your hands are so soft and delicate Well, your hands look soft and young, girl. 215 00:08:14,422 --> 00:08:16,155 she is joking She's kidding. 216 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:18,390 She knows you're not here to ask for money She knows you're not here to ask for money. 217 00:08:18,426 --> 00:08:19,725 - Right? - Please - Right? - Aw, come on. 218 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,193 Barry is awesome now Barry's ballin' now. 219 00:08:21,229 --> 00:08:22,561 I now sell products all over the world I sell new and used goods 220 00:08:22,597 --> 00:08:24,430 Selling new and second-hand goods at flexible prices at a flexible price for people worldwide. 221 00:08:24,465 --> 00:08:26,065 Not bad Good for you. 222 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,666 I'm just here to stay for a few days You know what? Only in town for a few days. 223 00:08:27,702 --> 00:08:29,301 Then I will disappear Then I'll be out of your hair in no time. 224 00:08:29,337 --> 00:08:32,304 But to express my gratitude But as a token of my appreciation... 225 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:33,372 are you ready Are you ready? 226 00:08:33,407 --> 00:08:35,508 This is the wooden elephant of Bhutan It's a wooden elephant from Bhutan. 227 00:08:35,543 --> 00:08:36,775 Barry, you don't have to give me a gift. Barry, you shouldn't have. 228 00:08:36,811 --> 00:08:38,444 Its prototype is the elephant Baba Babar was based on him. 229 00:08:38,479 --> 00:08:41,514 Baba is an adventurous French elephant Babar was a French elephant who went on adventures. 230 00:08:41,549 --> 00:08:43,616 Then he went to prison and then to Hawaii He we... he went to jail, went to Hawaii. 231 00:08:43,651 --> 00:08:44,683 so many places All those places. 232 00:08:44,719 --> 00:08:45,818 wow Wow. 233 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:50,289 what are you doing What are you doing? 234 00:08:50,324 --> 00:08:52,424 Honey and I have broken off our relationship. It's over. I cut Honey off. It's over. 235 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:53,726 but she is your friend But she's your friend. 236 00:08:53,761 --> 00:08:56,228 Some people take it too far. You know what I'd do. You know how I get when somebody crosses the line. 237 00:08:56,264 --> 00:08:57,396 I can't forgive them I can't forgive them. 238 00:08:57,431 --> 00:09:00,099 I know I can remember it every day I know. I'm reminded every day. 239 00:09:00,134 --> 00:09:03,569 Maybe you don’t even remember why you broke up with them. You probably don't even remember why you cut these people off. 240 00:09:03,604 --> 00:09:05,871 The wedding gift from that person is not in the list That one went off-registry. 241 00:09:05,907 --> 00:09:09,041 This one uses her hairstyle to steal the spotlight from me. That one tried to upstage me with her hairdo. 242 00:09:09,076 --> 00:09:10,809 That person’s husband is richer than you And that one married a man wealthier than you. 243 00:09:10,845 --> 00:09:12,778 Then why do you still keep these photos? Why do you even still have this photo? 244 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,246 Because I'm beautiful up there Because I look amazing. 245 00:09:14,282 --> 00:09:15,981 If you keep cutting off friends You know, if you keep cutting people off, 246 00:09:16,017 --> 00:09:17,149 In the end you have no friends you're not gonna have any friends. 247 00:09:17,185 --> 00:09:20,152 Then I would rather lack than overdo it. Well, I would rather have no friends than too many. 248 00:09:20,188 --> 00:09:22,087 You can cut off some friends You could stand to cut a few people off. 249 00:09:22,123 --> 00:09:23,489 Especially that who One in particular. 250 00:09:23,524 --> 00:09:24,557 Jessica Jessica. 251 00:09:24,592 --> 00:09:26,525 You haven't seen Barry in years. You haven't seen Barry in years. 252 00:09:26,561 --> 00:09:29,662 He's a moron. You were in New Jersey together. He's an idiot, and you guys shared a room in New Jersey 253 00:09:29,697 --> 00:09:30,896 Only stayed for two months for barely two months. 254 00:09:30,932 --> 00:09:32,531 Those two months were crazy. Those were a crazy two months, though. 255 00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:35,834 We develop a new vitamin and play basketball every day We invented a vitamin and played tons of basketball. 256 00:09:37,471 --> 00:09:38,737 Hey Honey Hi, Honey. 257 00:09:38,773 --> 00:09:41,941 My mom asked me to return the things you left at our house. My mom asked me to return the things you left at our house. 258 00:09:41,976 --> 00:09:44,310 Can you believe it Evan? Do you believe this, Evan? 259 00:09:44,345 --> 00:09:47,446 Your mother broke up with me as if I was nothing to her. Your mom's cutting me out of her life like I'm nothing to her. 260 00:09:47,481 --> 00:09:50,115 She doesn't allow me to tell you more I was told not to engage with you. 261 00:09:50,151 --> 00:09:51,784 ok Okay. 262 00:09:51,819 --> 00:09:53,886 ok Fine. 263 00:09:53,921 --> 00:09:56,121 I will also return her things to her I'll just give her back her things. 264 00:09:56,157 --> 00:09:57,356 you can't find anything You won't find anything. 265 00:09:57,391 --> 00:09:59,725 Chinese people don’t put their things around Chinese people take care of their possessions. 266 00:10:01,762 --> 00:10:03,362 Take care of yourself Honey Be good to yourself, Honey. 267 00:10:03,397 --> 00:10:04,730 i have always liked you I always liked you. 268 00:10:08,269 --> 00:10:09,635 how does she look How did she look? 269 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:11,270 Are you frustrated? Did she look sad? 270 00:10:11,305 --> 00:10:13,472 She actually looks great. She jogs a lot. Actually, she looked great. She jogs a lot. 271 00:10:13,507 --> 00:10:15,374 Is anyone else at her house? Well, was anybody else there? 272 00:10:15,409 --> 00:10:16,742 Dietrich Carol Jean Deidre? Carol-Joan? 273 00:10:16,777 --> 00:10:18,143 Did she go to the book club? Was she having book club? 274 00:10:18,179 --> 00:10:19,612 I don't understand I don't understand. 275 00:10:19,647 --> 00:10:21,146 I thought she was your best friend I thought she was your best friend. 276 00:10:21,182 --> 00:10:24,283 There is no best friend in the world There is no such thing as a best friend. 277 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:26,719 It’s just Hello Kitty trying to sell more Hello Kitty That's just something Hello Kitty made up 278 00:10:26,754 --> 00:10:28,420 Just a made-up fairy tale to sell more Hello Kitty. 279 00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:35,561 Hi where have you been Hey. Where you been? 280 00:10:35,596 --> 00:10:37,930 I haven't seen you for a long time I haven't seen you in forever. 281 00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:40,733 Oh my God, you won't believe what Beca just ate. Oh, my God. You won't believe what Becca G. Just ate. 282 00:10:40,768 --> 00:10:41,900 We are in the cafeteria We're in the cafeteria... 283 00:10:41,936 --> 00:10:44,403 Baby, I just opened my locker Babe, I just got to my locker. 284 00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:47,006 can i relax for two minutes Can I please just have two minutes to unwind? 285 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,641 Of course Yeah, of course. 286 00:10:48,676 --> 00:10:50,042 you look tired You seem tired. 287 00:10:50,077 --> 00:10:51,977 Are you suffering from insomnia or not eating much protein? Are you not getting enough sleep or eating enough protein? 288 00:10:52,013 --> 00:10:53,245 I just want to put my math book back I just want to put away my math book, 289 00:10:53,281 --> 00:10:55,047 Clear the biscuits out of the bag clean out the cheez-its from my bag, 290 00:10:55,082 --> 00:10:57,150 Say hello to Fat Joe again and say "What's up" To fat Joe. 291 00:10:58,019 --> 00:10:59,151 You are so grumpy You're cranky. 292 00:10:59,186 --> 00:11:01,420 I'm too tired from work, okay? I'm working a lot, okay? 293 00:11:01,455 --> 00:11:03,155 Too many things I'm working... A bunch. 294 00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:05,090 I don't know where you work I didn't know that. Where are you working? 295 00:11:05,126 --> 00:11:06,692 - can't tell you - why - I can't tell you. - Why not? 296 00:11:06,727 --> 00:11:09,695 Mom, I can't tell you Well, mom, I can't tell you. 297 00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:11,230 do you know You know what? 298 00:11:11,265 --> 00:11:12,564 I don't like you like this I don't like you like this. 299 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,867 And I told you she ate a spider And for your information, she ate a spider. 300 00:11:14,902 --> 00:11:16,068 who Who did? 301 00:11:16,103 --> 00:11:17,269 Becca Becca G.! 302 00:11:17,305 --> 00:11:18,404 Rebecca Rebecca! 303 00:11:18,439 --> 00:11:20,372 Gonzalez Gonzalez! 304 00:11:23,377 --> 00:11:25,978 She said, "None of the nuns here are called that." And she said, "There are no nuns here by that name." 305 00:11:26,013 --> 00:11:28,380 Wait, she's talking about lines from "Sisters Are Crazy" Wait, she was "Sister Act"-ing you? 306 00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:31,150 Look, Louis, you exposed me. Oh, see, you get me, Louis. 307 00:11:31,185 --> 00:11:33,085 - That's right. - So what I'm trying to say is - I do. - Which brings me to this. 308 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,054 Remember I had an idea? Remember that idea I had about 309 00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:38,090 New and used items for sale at flexible prices selling new and used goods at a flexible price? 310 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,491 That's right Yes. 311 00:11:39,527 --> 00:11:41,627 Well, I'm looking for new investors. Well, I'm trying to find investors. 312 00:11:41,662 --> 00:11:43,095 that's why i'm here Which is why I'm in town. 313 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,963 I thought, why not invite old friend Louis? And I figure, why not bring my boy Louis in 314 00:11:44,999 --> 00:11:46,065 Let's start from the beginning on the ground floor? 315 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,466 Barry, I thought you were here to see me this time. Barry, I thought you weren't going to 316 00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:49,168 Not for money ask me for money this time. 317 00:11:49,203 --> 00:11:50,536 Louis, I'm not asking you for money. Louis, I'm not asking you for money. 318 00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,638 I'm inviting you to invest in the business I'm asking you to invest in a business. 319 00:11:52,673 --> 00:11:53,806 Very promising business A viable business. 320 00:11:53,841 --> 00:11:56,575 Barry, we're sitting here in my investment business. Barry, we're sitting in a business I'm invested in. 321 00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:58,143 - this place is yours - that's right - This is your place? - Yes! 322 00:11:58,179 --> 00:12:01,880 In that case, I'd like the tomahawk steak medium rare. Oh, in that case, I'll have the tomahawk chop, medium rare, 323 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,415 Fry both sides grill lines on both sides, please. 324 00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:04,717 who are you talking to Who are you talking to? 325 00:12:04,752 --> 00:12:06,485 The person who cooks the steak Whoever's in charge of the chops. 326 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:10,289 Okay, so is selling second-hand goods a legal business? Okay, so is this used goods thing a legitimate business? 327 00:12:10,324 --> 00:12:11,857 There are a few more investors How many other investors are there? 328 00:12:11,892 --> 00:12:15,194 There was no one else Well, no one has committed per se, 329 00:12:15,229 --> 00:12:17,162 But a few people are interested but there are some interested parties. 330 00:12:17,198 --> 00:12:19,698 For example, there is a Frenchman in New Delhi Um, there's a frenchman in New Delhi. 331 00:12:23,037 --> 00:12:24,069 Is that it? That's it? 332 00:12:24,105 --> 00:12:25,137 Yes Yeah. 333 00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:27,306 Just you and the French in New Delhi You and a frenchman in New Delhi. 334 00:12:30,111 --> 00:12:34,580 Surprise, Louis called to say Barry's flight was delayed. And, surprise, Louis calls and Barry's flight is delayed. 335 00:12:34,615 --> 00:12:37,216 I don't understand why he let this guy take advantage I don't understand why he lets this guy take advantage of him. 336 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:40,786 Um, can we go back to our room? Um, can we go to our room? 337 00:12:40,821 --> 00:12:43,315 We're using Lite-Brite to make clowns We're halfway through a lite-brite clown. 338 00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:47,860 Do you want to do it with us? Unless... You want to join us? 339 00:12:47,895 --> 00:12:50,057 No, no, you go ahead No, no, you go ahead. 340 00:13:08,282 --> 00:13:12,084 Are you watching "Spinning Wheel" alone? Just watching "Wheel" By yourself, huh? 341 00:13:12,119 --> 00:13:14,019 Even in Washington You know, even back in D.C., 342 00:13:14,055 --> 00:13:16,255 I've never met your friends either. I never saw you with any friends. 343 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,489 where are your friends Where are all your friends? 344 00:13:17,525 --> 00:13:19,458 Hope is dead 345 00:13:19,873 --> 00:13:21,984 I stopped contacting them for a long time 346 00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:23,929 why Why? 347 00:13:24,158 --> 00:13:25,622 you know 348 00:13:25,912 --> 00:13:27,917 It's all about trivial matters 349 00:13:28,036 --> 00:13:29,830 hairstyle 350 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:30,965 gift 351 00:13:31,057 --> 00:13:32,548 Inaccurate weather forecast 352 00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:34,567 aren't you lonely Are you lonely? 353 00:13:34,698 --> 00:13:35,688 Do I look lonely? 354 00:13:35,743 --> 00:13:36,542 yes Yes, you do. 355 00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:39,029 That's because I am 356 00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:41,562 I would rather be alone 357 00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:43,672 but done right 358 00:13:48,778 --> 00:13:51,023 what did you say before So, you were saying? 359 00:13:51,825 --> 00:13:53,392 what did you say Excuse me? 360 00:13:53,427 --> 00:13:55,628 Didn't you say that before? Earlier, you were saying something about 361 00:13:55,663 --> 00:13:57,229 cabbage soup diet meal a cabbage-soup diet? 362 00:13:57,265 --> 00:13:58,697 You just broke up with me Are... are you seriously trying to act like 363 00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:00,399 And then pretended nothing happened? you didn't just end our friendship? 364 00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:01,834 I decided to forgive you I decided to forgive you. 365 00:14:03,104 --> 00:14:05,271 but i don't forgive you Well, I don't forgive you. 366 00:14:05,306 --> 00:14:07,539 You dismiss my ideas You were dismissive of all of my ideas. 367 00:14:07,575 --> 00:14:09,775 You abandoned me without a second thought You dropped me without a second thought. 368 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:12,011 You asked your son to return my things You sent your son to return my things. 369 00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:14,580 And there's one thing that's not mine yet And... and... and one thing's not even mine! 370 00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:16,148 what is this What is this? 371 00:14:16,183 --> 00:14:17,783 Is this a warning? I-is this some sort of warning? 372 00:14:17,818 --> 00:14:19,184 ok Okay, fine. 373 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:22,521 We can buy those little quiches and bacon you mentioned We can do your mini quiches and bacon. 374 00:14:22,556 --> 00:14:24,657 But don’t attend a team trust workshop But no team-trust-falls workshop. 375 00:14:24,692 --> 00:14:26,792 If someone lies to me, I want them to die If I fall on somebody, I want them to die. 376 00:14:26,827 --> 00:14:30,162 Jessica, I've had enough of you treating me unfairly. Jessica, I am tired of you not treating me like an equal. 377 00:14:30,197 --> 00:14:32,158 I can sell my house by myself I can flip houses on my own. 378 00:14:32,554 --> 00:14:34,033 you are right You were right. 379 00:14:34,651 --> 00:14:36,353 We broke up with each other We're done-zo. 380 00:14:44,114 --> 00:14:45,280 It's okay It's okay. 381 00:14:45,315 --> 00:14:46,915 Can you sort the loot? Can you organize these boots, please? 382 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,851 Why are you frowning? What's with the frown, B.? 383 00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:51,920 I don't want this kind of negative energy around Geneseth You know I can't have that negative energy around Genesis. 384 00:14:51,955 --> 00:14:54,022 girl problems Girl trouble. 385 00:14:54,058 --> 00:14:55,157 Tell me and listen Extrapolate. 386 00:14:55,192 --> 00:14:56,558 Her birthday is this Saturday Her birthday's on Saturday, 387 00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,560 This is why I came out to work and that's the only reason why I took this job... 388 00:14:58,595 --> 00:15:00,062 So I can buy her this So I can get her this. 389 00:15:01,165 --> 00:15:03,732 Yo, isn't this the singing necklace? Yo! Is that one of those necklaces that sing? 390 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,967 Why do everyone keep saying that necklaces can’t do things? Why's everybody got to talk about what the necklace don't do?! 391 00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:08,670 Anyway she may not be my girlfriend anymore Anyway, she might not even be my girlfriend anymore. 392 00:15:08,705 --> 00:15:10,672 I'm too busy at work and I don't have time to spend with her I'm working so much, I don't see her. 393 00:15:10,707 --> 00:15:12,441 When I have time I'm too tired And when I do, I'm too tired. 394 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,709 I can't explain it to her because I signed a confidentiality agreement And I can't tell her why because of your Oprah muzzle. 395 00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:17,245 I know you need to relax I know what you need... To chill. 396 00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:19,414 Let's go to the flower house together Let's take a trip out to my greenhouse. 397 00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:23,819 Welcome to my gardening world Welcome to my horticultural wonderland 398 00:15:23,854 --> 00:15:26,154 These are rare exotic orchids of rare and exotic orchids. 399 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,490 Do you smoke them? Do you smoke them? 400 00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:29,858 what What?! 401 00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:31,760 no i love them No, I love 'em. 402 00:15:31,795 --> 00:15:33,161 This is Beatrice This is Beatrice. 403 00:15:33,197 --> 00:15:35,430 This is Sitadel and this is Denise. This is Citadelle. And this is Denise. 404 00:15:35,466 --> 00:15:37,733 ok O-kay? 405 00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:39,568 When I first started growing orchids When I first started growing orchids, 406 00:15:39,603 --> 00:15:42,070 I thought they needed the most expensive soil and light I thought they needed the most expensive soil and lights 407 00:15:42,106 --> 00:15:43,071 will bloom to blossom. 408 00:15:43,107 --> 00:15:44,339 As a result they all died And they died. 409 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,508 That's when I realized what they really needed That's when I realized that all they really needed 410 00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:48,110 It's time and care was time and attention. 411 00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:50,245 You don’t need to buy a gift for your girlfriend You don't need to get your girl a gift. 412 00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:52,447 You need to spend time with her You need to give her your time. 413 00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:55,417 Are these flowers for boys or girls? Are any of these flowers boys, or are they all girls? 414 00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:56,518 girl Girls? 415 00:15:56,553 --> 00:15:58,587 they are women These are women. 416 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,591 turn off the light Turn the lights off! 417 00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:04,426 Are you hiding from people? Are you hiding? 418 00:16:04,461 --> 00:16:05,694 Yeah, hide from Barry. Yes, from Barry. 419 00:16:05,729 --> 00:16:07,729 He asked me for money. You're right. He asked me for money. You were right about him. 420 00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:10,065 But I misunderstood Honey Well, I was wrong about Honey. 421 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,267 Let me guess. She didn't accept your forgiveness. Let me guess... she didn't accept your forgiveness? 422 00:16:12,303 --> 00:16:14,136 No No, she didn't. 423 00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:17,039 I walked in and acted like nothing happened I walked in there, I acted like nothing happened, 424 00:16:17,074 --> 00:16:20,375 I said I forgave her but she didn't accept it. and I forgot her, and she didn't accept it. 425 00:16:20,411 --> 00:16:22,711 did you say sorry Did you say you were sorry? 426 00:16:22,746 --> 00:16:24,313 you know i don't You know I didn't. 427 00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:25,881 Then apologize to her Well, apologize to her. 428 00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:27,916 So what do I say Well, what would I even say? 429 00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:29,751 say sorry Uh, "I'm sorry"? 430 00:16:31,855 --> 00:16:33,789 I know you care about her Look, I know you care about her. 431 00:16:33,824 --> 00:16:36,024 You just need to let her know that your friendship is important You just need to show her your friendship matters. 432 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:38,593 You need to show Barry that his friendship isn't important. Well, you need to show Barry his friendship doesn't. 433 00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:39,795 I want to break up with him I'm gonna cut him off. 434 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,096 I'm thinking about what to do I'm just thinking about how to do it. 435 00:16:41,131 --> 00:16:42,831 Just take off the band-aid? Just rip off the band-aid. 436 00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:45,567 You know I don't like to just tear it off You know I don't like to rip off band-aids. 437 00:16:45,602 --> 00:16:47,269 I like to keep it moisturized for a few days I like to wet them for a few days 438 00:16:47,304 --> 00:16:50,138 I hope it will fall off when I take a shower one day and hopefully they just come off in the shower. 439 00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:53,742 Come out quickly Get out. Come on. 440 00:16:53,777 --> 00:16:54,843 my louis L-train! 441 00:16:54,878 --> 00:16:56,478 I was just asking you to buy some mayonnaise I'm gonna need you to go on a Mayo run. 442 00:16:56,513 --> 00:16:58,780 Barry, don't mention buying any mayonnaise. Barry, there's not gonna be a Mayo run. 443 00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:00,649 I won't send money to your business anymore I'm not giving you any money for your business, 444 00:17:00,684 --> 00:17:03,085 Find somewhere else to live and you need to find somewhere else to stay. 445 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,386 why do you do this to me How you gonna do me like that? 446 00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:05,554 We're friends, Louis We're friends, Louis! 447 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,322 Really? What's my last name? Are we? What's my last name? 448 00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:09,758 Train? Train? 449 00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:12,060 Barry, I'm breaking up with you. Barry, I'm cutting you off. 450 00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:14,997 You will miss a huge business opportunity You're gonna miss out on an amazing business opportunity. 451 00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:18,033 I won't lose sleep over your garage sale site I don't think I'm gonna lose sleep over your garagesale.Com. 452 00:17:19,336 --> 00:17:22,037 Listen up, it's called eBay For your information, it's called Ebay. 453 00:17:23,474 --> 00:17:24,406 What a stupid name Dumb name! 454 00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,264 my gosh Oh, my God. 455 00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:50,966 Is that Dmx? Is that DMX? 456 00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:53,135 I've been arranging the music for "Ghetto Life" on the piccolo I've been arranging "Ghetto Life" For the piccolo. 457 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,604 This song was actually played on the piccolo I actually wrote "Ghetto Life" On the piccolo. 458 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,072 Did you hear that, Geneseth? You hear that, Genesis? 459 00:17:57,107 --> 00:17:58,507 everything is possible Anything is possible. 460 00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,375 I hope you can walk soon baby I'm gonna need you to walk soon, sweetie. 461 00:18:01,678 --> 00:18:03,011 happy birthday Happy Birthday. 462 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,813 I'm sorry I've been acting like a jerk lately. I'm sorry I've been such a jerk lately. 463 00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:07,482 I've always wanted to buy you an expensive, stupid necklace. I've been trying to get you some stupid expensive necklace, 464 00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:11,086 But Dmx made me realize that gifts are not important but DMX helped me realize it's not about presents, 465 00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:12,554 Companionship is the most important it's about presence. 466 00:18:12,589 --> 00:18:14,251 I want the necklace more Oh, I'd rather have a necklace. 467 00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:16,024 Don't get excited Psych! 468 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,226 Dmx drove his Cadillac to my door DMX drove his el-do to my house! 469 00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,874 This is already the best gift I've ever received This is the best birthday gift I've ever gotten! 470 00:18:21,865 --> 00:18:23,065 Take good care of Tomiko Take care of Tomiko. 471 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,100 Be sure not to use fertilizers containing urea And be sure to use fertilizer without urea. 472 00:18:27,552 --> 00:18:33,141 This way you turn Bagel Monday into Productive Tuesday And that's how bagel mondays can turn into productive Tuesdays. 473 00:18:33,177 --> 00:18:35,377 Let's change the way now Okay, we're gonna shift gears a little bit 474 00:18:35,412 --> 00:18:38,380 Play some sex role-playing exercises and have some fun with some role-play improv exercises. 475 00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:40,415 we call it improv work We call this jobprov, 476 00:18:40,451 --> 00:18:43,752 Because success doesn’t come with its own script because success doesn't come with a script. 477 00:18:43,787 --> 00:18:47,889 I need two volunteers to get started Okay, I need two volunteers to help us get started. 478 00:18:47,925 --> 00:18:50,292 Okay, the blond lady sitting in the front row. Yes, blonde lady in the front. 479 00:18:50,327 --> 00:18:51,359 Also And... 480 00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:54,671 She's married, you perverts. Oh, she's married, you perverts. 481 00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:56,698 I'll come I volunteer. 482 00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:57,833 Good Great. 483 00:19:00,003 --> 00:19:01,970 So in this scene So, in this scene, 484 00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:05,373 Are you a customer who wants to return your Walkman? you are a customer returning a walkman 485 00:19:05,409 --> 00:19:08,777 You are the manager of Circuit City to a manager at circuit city. 486 00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:11,795 Impromptu work begins And...Jobprov! 487 00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:14,249 what are you doing here What are you doing here? 488 00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:16,718 Tell you our friendship is important Showing you your friendship matters. 489 00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:18,920 But you hate coming to seminars But you hate this stuff. 490 00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:20,388 Do you think this is a waste of money? You think it's a waste of money. 491 00:19:20,424 --> 00:19:21,423 yes I do. 492 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,091 but don't you think But you don't. 493 00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:25,527 we are partners And we're partners. 494 00:19:25,562 --> 00:19:27,562 Honey, I'm sorry I'm sorry, Honey. 495 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:31,066 I'm sorry for you too I'm sorry, too. 496 00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:32,367 I miss you so much I miss you. 497 00:19:32,402 --> 00:19:34,503 Hello Kitty is right Hello Kitty was right. 498 00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:37,305 There are best friends in the world There is such a thing as a best friend. 499 00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:40,175 I am Hello Kitty Hello Kitty. 500 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:42,511 You are Keroppi the big-eyed frog Frog best friend Keroppi. 501 00:19:47,318 --> 00:19:49,384 Improvisation work over And... Scene. 502 00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:52,020 This is too bad Okay. That was terrible. 503 00:19:52,055 --> 00:19:54,022 This is the worst show ever Really just the worst. 504 00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:55,423 No Walkman appears There was no walkman. 505 00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:57,659 Even if it showed up, I don't know why she wanted to return it. Even if there was, I don't know why she's returning it. 506 00:19:57,694 --> 00:19:59,995 Apparently there is no gate to Circuit City Apparently there are no doors at this circuit city, 507 00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:03,298 Even though we're in Circuit City because none of you mentioned it. if that's even where we were, because nobody mentioned it. 508 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,567 From a human resources manager's perspective And from an H.R. Standpoint, 509 00:20:05,602 --> 00:20:09,104 A long interracial gay hug? a long interracial same-sex hug? 510 00:20:09,139 --> 00:20:14,009 Here's why Arby's is as bad as ever Now, this is exactly why Arby's is a shadow of its former self. 511 00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:16,578 me I 512 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,060 As long as Jerry installs the water heater Once Jerry finishes installing the water heater, 513 00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:25,395 We can sell this house we will be all set for the open house. 514 00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:27,331 Thank you for moving the date back Thank you for going back to the original list date. 515 00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:28,432 No you are right No, you were right. 516 00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:30,567 It would be foolish to wait another three months. It would have been silly to wait three months. 517 00:20:30,603 --> 00:20:33,570 Ms. Xing doesn’t know anything Madame Xing doesn't know everything. 518 00:20:33,987 --> 00:20:37,683 The good news is that the water heater is installed Okay, so, good news... Water heater fit perfectly. 519 00:20:37,762 --> 00:20:41,378 The bad news is that your attic is full of black mold. Bad news... you guys have black mold all through your attic. 520 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:42,813 -Black mold -Yeah - Black mold? - Oh, yeah. 521 00:20:42,848 --> 00:20:45,115 Very dangerous to health And it is a serious health hazard. 522 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:47,251 I don't even want to stand here and breathe air I don't even want to be standing here, breathing this air. 523 00:20:47,286 --> 00:20:48,852 I'm going out Like, I need to get out. 524 00:20:48,888 --> 00:20:50,587 Before you get rid of the black mold Okay, but it is absolutely illegal 525 00:20:50,656 --> 00:20:51,955 Selling this house is absolutely illegal for you to sell this house until you have it removed. 526 00:20:51,991 --> 00:20:53,490 How long does it take to get rid of black mold? But how long will that take? 527 00:20:53,525 --> 00:20:55,352 about three months About three months. 528 00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:57,194 Impossible No way. 529 00:20:57,229 --> 00:20:59,496 Ms. Xing is right We just got Xing'd. 530 00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:02,805