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<i>Jarl Varg deserves to die
in the most gruesome manner</i>

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<i>for what he did to my family.</i>

3
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<i>And so it is extremely important</i>

4
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<i>that everyone keep their mouth shut
about our plan.</i>

5
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<i>No bragging about us assembling an army</i>

6
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<i>to overthrow Jarl Varg,
and things like that.</i>

7
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<i>I can't stress enough how important it is</i>

8
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<i>that Jarl Varg does not get wind of this.
Okay?</i>

9
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<i>- Okay.
- Okay.</i>

10
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<i>You can definitely rely on me.</i>

11
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<i>I won't say a word to Jarl Varg.</i>

12
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<i>- Good.
- In exchange for a handsome reward,</i>

13
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<i>or my name isn't Vidkun the Treacherous.</i>

14
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<i>That name doesn't exactly
inspire confidence.</i>

15
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<i>What? Hmm?</i>

16
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<i>- Vidkun?
- No, the other name.</i>

17
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<i>Your last name. "The Treacherous."</i>

18
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<i>Okay.</i>

19
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<i>I actually thought you were a leader
that judged people based on their merits,</i>

20
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<i>not their names, but...</i>

21
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<i>maybe I was mistaken. Hm.</i>

22
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<i>No, of course not,</i>

23
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<i>but, I mean, it's a special name.</i>

24
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<i>I mean, it's special to be called
"the Treacherous."</i>

25
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<i>Sure.
But most likely I got that name because...</i>

26
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<i>I'm so incredibly trustworthy.</i>

27
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<i>- Okay.
- Yeah.</i>

28
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<i>Because I've kept so many secrets
over the years</i>

29
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<i>that it's almost overwhelming,
so they gave me this ironic nickname.</i>

30
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<i>It's just that I've never heard about
ironic Viking names before.</i>

31
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<i>Right, okay.</i>

32
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<i>So, I take it you've heard</i>

33
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<i>every Viking name in all of Norway?</i>

34
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<i>- No.
- No, exactly.</i>

35
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<i>Because then we wouldn't
be having this conversation.</i>

36
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<i>Because there's a lot of people
with ironic names.</i>

37
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<i>A lot of people, all around.</i>

38
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<i>- Really?
- Yeah.</i>

39
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<i>And when it comes to
my treacherous-looking face,</i>

40
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<i>- it's mostly the same deal.
- Yeah?</i>

41
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<i>You know, don't judge the book
by its cover, and all that.</i>

42
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<i>So, the fact that I look treacherous...</i>

43
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<i>means I'm actually not.</i>

44
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<i>You know, you're absolutely right.
I'm sorry. I apologize.</i>

45
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<i>But anyway, it's extremely important</i>

46
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<i>that no one reveals that I am planning</i>

47
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<i>a large-scale campaign against Jarl Varg.</i>

48
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<i>It has to come as a surprise.</i>

49
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<i>- Okay.
- Okay.</i>

50
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<i>Okay. I won't let you down, Jarl Bjørn.</i>

51
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<i>I swear...</i>

52
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<i>on my honor.</i>

53
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<i>And here's the groom.</i>

54
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<i>- You wanted to talk about something?
- Yes, yes... um,</i>

55
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<i>there was something at your bachelor party
that was a bit disturbing.</i>

56
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<i>It got pretty wild. But boys will be boys.</i>

57
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<i>It didn't get wild at all,
but there was something else.</i>

58
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<i>That part about, uh...</i>

59
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<i>intimacy with the opposite sex.</i>

60
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<i>Yeah, I know all about that.</i>

61
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<i>- Yeah, but...
- Yeah.</i>

62
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<i>- You can never know too much, Orm.
- Oh, yes, you can.</i>

63
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<i>No. And your wedding night is approaching,</i>

64
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<i>and Frøya, you know,
she has, uh, been around.</i>

65
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<i>So, uh...</i>

66
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<i>I thought we should have
a refresher course in here.</i>

67
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<i>But...</i>

68
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<i>- You want us to go inside and...
- Yes. Now.</i>

69
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<i>Yes, it's quite unorthodox,</i>

70
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<i>but, I suppose, as brothers,
it's kind of natural as well,</i>

71
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<i>when you think about it, so...</i>

72
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<i>But, maybe then, you can start on me,</i>

73
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<i>and then I'll penetrate you afterwards.</i>

74
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<i>- Huh?
- Or are you sexing me first?</i>

75
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<i>- It makes no difference.
- What... No, not at all.</i>

76
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<i>- Orm, no, nothing like that.
- No... No, I know.</i>

77
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<i>Because that would be very unusual.</i>

78
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<i>I just... Because you were... No. No, no.</i>

79
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<i>Bygones.</i>

80
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<i>There I am in position.</i>

81
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<i>- Are you comfortable?
- Yes.</i>

82
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<i>So, that's when the sexual interaction
between man and woman begins.</i>

83
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<i>So, now I insert the needle
into the vagina.</i>

84
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<i>- Once?
- No, repeatedly.</i>

85
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<i>Ooh, yeah.</i>

86
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<i>Yes, and that's very pleasing
for the woman.</i>

87
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<i>- Then you find a nice rhythm.
- Hmm.</i>

88
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<i>Now you can have a chant going in
your head. Then you keep that rhythm.</i>

89
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<i>Like this.</i>

90
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<i>Pay attention now.
You're not paying attention, Orm.</i>

91
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<i>'Cause if you make an arch
with your back now,</i>

92
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<i>it's very pleasurable for the woman.</i>

93
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<i>And then you can look at the woman's face
and see that she's very satisfied.</i>

94
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<i>And you can increase the rhythm.</i>

95
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<i>And that's how you produce
a fountain orgasm, Orm.</i>

96
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<i>But that's more advanced materials.</i>

97
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<i>Yes!</i>

98
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<i>But that's the next step.</i>

99
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<i>You shouldn't go there quite yet.</i>

100
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<i>You should just focus on the geography,
for starters.</i>

101
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<i>Yes, question.</i>

102
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<i>Um, just to clarify,</i>

103
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<i>- uh, the sac with balls in it...
- Hm?</i>

104
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<i>It's just supposed to dangle there,
aimlessly?</i>

105
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<i>It's not supposed to be inserted anywhere?</i>

106
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<i>No.</i>

107
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<i>Oh, so the sac isn't supposed
to go into the other hole?</i>

108
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<i>- What? No, no, no.
- No?</i>

109
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<i>But they could just as well, right?
I mean, it isn't impossible.</i>

110
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<i>That's more or less a question
of what you're used to, right?</i>

111
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<i>It's simply not how it works, Orm,
I'm sorry.</i>

112
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<i>No, but it</i> <span style= "style2"
>could</i><i> work that way. That's my point.</i>

113
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<i>No, but that's not the point,
because that's not how it works.</i>

114
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<i>No, maybe not in Norway,
but in other countries</i>

115
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<i>it may very well be the norm,
as far as we know.</i>

116
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<i>- I strongly doubt it.</i>
<i>- Yes, but you don't </i><span style= "style2" >know.</i>

117
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<i>In other countries,
it may be completely unnatural</i>

118
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<i>to sex without sticking your sac
into the back hole.</i>

119
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<i>- No.
- Yes, and then they</i>

120
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<i>have the same discussion there
as we're having now, just the opposite.</i>

121
00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,480
<i>That's my point.</i>

122
00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,640
<i>But apart from that, it was...</i>

123
00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,800
<i>interesting.</i>

124
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<i>That's exactly what I was afraid of.</i>

125
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<i>They totally bonded
after that bachelor party last night.</i>

126
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<i>It was a little bit of a bummer
that we missed it.</i>

127
00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:04,800
<i>Speaking of which...</i>

128
00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,640
<i>have you heard anything else about
the seating arrangement?</i>

129
00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,160
<i>We gonna sit together?</i>

130
00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,080
<i>We have to sit together, Varg.</i>

131
00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:22,160
<i>I just get so stressed thinking about
small talk with strangers.</i>

132
00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,120
<i>I get the impression that everyone
is good at it but me.</i>

133
00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,800
<i>Frøya, are you in there?</i>

134
00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:48,880
<i>Yeah.</i>

135
00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,640
<i>Yeah, you're still here.
No cold feet or anything?</i>

136
00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:55,720
<i>Why would I get that?</i>

137
00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,080
<i>No, no reason. No reason at all.</i>

138
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,320
<i>Yeah, Frøya...</i>

139
00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,840
<i>now you're going to be
one of my closest warriors,</i>

140
00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,480
<i>so you're gonna need a little equipment.</i>

141
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:14,520
<i>Here's the latest in sword,
ax and dagger, yeah.</i>

142
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,920
<i>Not that so much has happened
in that field the last,</i>

143
00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,640
<i>let's say 1,000 years, but uh...</i>

144
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,920
<i>this is supposed to be the latest.</i>

145
00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,400
<i>And then I had leather armor made for you.</i>

146
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,400
<i>I... I wasn't quite sure about, um...</i>

147
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,240
<i>but, yeah, see if you can use it.</i>

148
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,680
<i>And, Frøya, I had a wedding dress
sewn for you,</i>

149
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:43,120
<i>because, you know, your clothes are...
different.</i>

150
00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:45,840
<i>Okay.</i>

151
00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,320
<i>You will look radiant.</i>

152
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:49,960
<i>Yes. Yeah.</i>

153
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,920
<i>Just, uh... one little thing.</i>

154
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:59,600
<i>Don't go around digging about how Orm is
as a person and stuff like that.</i>

155
00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,440
<i>That's my clear advice.</i>

156
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,360
<i>Why?</i>

157
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,440
<i>Um... you know.</i>

158
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,200
<i>Lots of envious people talk.</i>

159
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,520
<i>Yeah, that's what I mean. People talk.</i>

160
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,240
<i>- Wow, look at him.
- Wow!</i>

161
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,360
<i>Feels a bit strange, I've never met
the person I'm about to marry.</i>

162
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,920
<i>You've been very fortunate,
to say the least.</i>

163
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,360
<i>- You'll do great, Orm.
- You bet.</i>

164
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,000
<i>I'm just going to be myself.
That's my plan.</i>

165
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,680
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

166
00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,520
<i>Or I'm thinking,
maybe not be too much yourself?</i>

167
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,760
<i>Good point.</i>

168
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,240
<i>Why not?</i>

169
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:08,240
<i>I'm saying this... only to help you, Orm,
I really want you to understand that.</i>

170
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:13,400
<i>But you have a slight tendency
to be a little clingy.</i>

171
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:17,160
<i>Some people sometimes feel that you
could be a little bit intense.</i>

172
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,040
<i>Yes, and very, very suffocating.</i>

173
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,840
<i>- You are.
- Hm?</i>

174
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,200
<i>You are intense and clingy
and suffocating.</i>

175
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,520
<i>There, I said it.
The cat's out of the bag.</i>

176
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,880
<i>- Orm...
- And you, too, Hildur, by the way.</i>

177
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,241
<i>When I think about it,
you have a very clingy personality.</i>

178
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,160
<i>Orm, it was just well-meaning advice.</i>

179
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,120
<i>"Don't be yourself."</i>

180
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,240
<i>- Worst advice ever is duly noted.
- Orm!</i>

181
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,560
<i>- By Thor and Odin.
- Hmm?</i>

182
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,280
<i>This is a veritable bonanza
of powerful people.</i>

183
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,720
<i>Oh. Well...</i>

184
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,440
<i>Just one glance at the power elite</i>

185
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,960
<i>and my clit pops to attention.</i>

186
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,640
<i>Well...</i>

187
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,440
<i>- Is this seat available?
- I think there are some seats here, yeah.</i>

188
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,160
<i>So, then, we are at the wedding.</i>

189
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,160
<i>- What?
- Yeah.</i>

190
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,016
<i>- We are at the wedding.
- Oh, yeah, we are at the wedding.</i>

191
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,440
<i>- Yeah, that's true.
- Yes.</i>

192
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,720
<i>I have to hurry and rub one out now.</i>

193
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,800
<i>Yeah!</i>

194
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,080
<i>Well, it's been a while.</i>

195
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,240
<i>Maybe that would be a little exciting.</i>

196
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,400
<i>- Mm.
- A little "daring" and...</i>

197
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,880
<i>improper, even.</i>

198
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,280
<i>Come on, let's go.</i>

199
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,760
<i>You just stay put, Olvar.
This is something I have to do on my own.</i>

200
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,840
<i>Oh.</i>

201
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,240
<i>Yeah...</i>

202
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,520
<i>So, uh, what's your connection
to the bride and groom?</i>

203
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,720
<i>- Uh. We know the groom.
- Yeah.</i>

204
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,040
<i>- Yeah, we're from Norheim.
- From here.</i>

205
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,120
<i>You're from here?</i>

206
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,240
<i>- Yeah.
- Yeah.</i>

207
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,080
<i>You enjoy living in Norheim?</i>

208
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,240
<i>Yeah, it's, uh... it's nice.</i>

209
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,400
<i>- Mm.
- Sure.</i>

210
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,800
<i>- Absolutely.
- Yeah, I just had time to...</i>

211
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,680
<i>look around a little
before things started up here, so...</i>

212
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,560
<i>And it looks real nice.</i>

213
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,360
<i>- Yeah, it's...
- In good condition, and it's...</i>

214
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:58,600
<i>You know. Yeah. I guess "good condition"
is the way to put it.</i>

215
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,600
<i>- Yeah, I guess you can say that. It's...
- Yeah.</i>

216
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,520
<i>Although, it's a little exposed
to the elements, but...</i>

217
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,880
<i>Yeah, that's why we live up here
in the north.</i>

218
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,360
<i>This country is an acquired taste.</i>

219
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,920
<i>- A what?
- An acquired taste.</i>

220
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,800
<i>Yeah... Yeah.</i>

221
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,440
<i>Okay.</i>

222
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,040
<i>I have to be allowed to joke a little bit.</i>

223
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,000
<i>Oh, that was... You were joking!</i>

224
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,640
<i>- I was joking.
- Yeah, okay, I didn't get it.</i>

225
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,160
<i>I like joking every now and then.</i>

226
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,760
<i>So much is serious and miserable
in these Viking times.</i>

227
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,120
<i>- Yeah, that's true.
- Yeah.</i>

228
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,640
<i>Yeah.</i>

229
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,600
<i>You can't help but complain.
Isn't that what they say?</i>

230
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,360
<i>I don't know, is it?</i>

231
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,040
<i>- I'm sure it is, since you say it.
- Yeah. It is.</i>

232
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,280
<i>That was a joke, too.</i>

233
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,480
<i>- Okay.
- Wow.</i>

234
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,280
<i>Can I have some more to drink?</i>

235
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,360
<i>He is perfect.</i>

236
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:40,160
<i>She</i><span style="style1"> is perfect.</i> <span
style="style1">What I just said, she is perfect.</i>

237
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,600
<i>That's why I keep going on about
our vision</i>

238
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,160
<i>being the most important sense.</i>

239
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:05,800
<i>I mean, we register up to 80%
of impressions</i>

240
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,880
<i>through our eyes.</i>

241
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,760
<i>And if other senses, like the sense
of smell or the sense of taste,</i>

242
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,840
<i>should stop working, the eyes are
what best protect us against danger.</i>

243
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,280
<i>The eyes rule,
they are indispensable.</i>

244
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:22,800
<i>Sorry for interrupting, but does anyone feel
like getting <span style= "style2" >blóted?</i>

245
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,680
<i>Anyone feel the call?</i>

246
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,320
<i>Tina?</i>

247
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,280
<i>But</i> <span style= "style2" >blóting,</i>
<i>what is it, exactly?</i>

248
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,840
<i>You're sliced open and drained of blood.</i>

249
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:40,520
<i>And then the Vikings use that blood
to decorate the bride and groom,</i>

250
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,520
<i>and then they feed your body to the pigs.</i>

251
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,400
<i>- It's very honorable, just so that's said.
- Mm.</i>

252
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,240
<i>I mean, it doesn't sound
all that honorable,</i>

253
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:52,120
<i>to be sliced open and bled out
like some kind of party trick.</i>

254
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,040
<i>Well, when you put it that way,
it's not very tempting,</i>

255
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,480
<i>but it's a lot more than that.</i>

256
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,321
<i>You get to be the center of attention
at the party for a brief moment.</i>

257
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,320
<i>Maybe you can find some meaning in that.</i>

258
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:06,000
<i>I don't know about you guys,
but I'm pretty sure that God's plan for me</i>

259
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,920
<i>does not include being sacrificed
in some ritual.</i>

260
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,200
<i>Can't we just go democratic
and vote on it?</i>

261
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,760
<i>Yeah, I think that's fair.</i>

262
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,880
<i>Yeah, that's mega-fair.
I mean, then it could be any one of us.</i>

263
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,520
<i>So, everyone in favor
of sacrificing, um...</i>

264
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,000
<i>Vegard, raise your hand.</i>

265
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:33,160
<i>Okay, I actually reserve the right
to disagree with the majority here.</i>

266
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,720
<i>Yes, but the motive of each individual</i>

267
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,080
<i>weighs the same
in collective decision-making.</i>

268
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,680
<i>Good point,
and we have to have decision equality.</i>

269
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,280
<i>Anything else would be madness.</i>

270
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,480
<i>Yes.</i>

271
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:47,160
<i>But I have the right
to be a bit disappointed. Thank you.</i>

272
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,040
<i>Where was I?</i>

273
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:54,960
<i>The eyes. When you wake up in the morning,
what's the first thing you do?</i>

274
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,440
<i>You open your eyes.</i>

275
00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,560
<i>Orm.</i>

276
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,520
<i>- Thank you.
- Thank you.</i>

277
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,640
<i>Oh! Ooh.</i>

278
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,080
<i>Thank you.</i>

279
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,120
<i>This is exciting, no?</i>

280
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,440
<i>- A brand-new chapter in life, and all.
- Yeah.</i>

281
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:34,240
<i>You look, uh... pretty strong, I must say.</i>

282
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,280
<i>- Very...
- Yeah?</i>

283
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,120
<i>Muscle arms and all.</i>

284
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,320
<i>To me, that's very appealing.</i>

285
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,040
<i>- Yeah?
- Oh, yes.</i>

286
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,800
<i>Well, I guess I've always been a tomboy.</i>

287
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,120
<i>Me, too.</i>

288
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,760
<i>- Hm?
- Or what is it they've always said?</i>

289
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,080
<i>Uh, a... a...</i>

290
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,560
<i>a girl boy.</i>

291
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,880
<i>- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.</i>

292
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,400
<i>Here...</i>

293
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,880
<i>is a gift from me to you,</i>

294
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,640
<i>wishing you all the best and a happy...</i>

295
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,240
<i>long marriage.</i>

296
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,640
<i>- Thank you, thank you.
- Thank you.</i>

297
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,240
<i>Exciting. Can we open now?</i>

298
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,440
<i>Yes, please.</i>

299
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,160
<i>Wow.</i>

300
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,680
<i>Toothies.</i>

301
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:36,640
<i>- From human?
- Yes, this is an assorted selection.</i>

302
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,480
<i>- Here, we have a peg leg.
- Hm.</i>

303
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,960
<i>- A redhead.
- Hm.</i>

304
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,640
<i>Midget. A Mongoloid.</i>

305
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,920
<i>And a hooker.</i>

306
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:54,440
<i>- Orm, don't you like them?
- No, no, no. I like them.</i>

307
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:58,760
<i>I like them, uh, very much. I enjoy teeth.</i>

308
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,360
<i>Oh, that's very good.
It would be so sad if...</i>

309
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,480
<i>this wonderful gift</i>

310
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,400
<i>only collected... dust.</i>

311
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,320
<i>No, no, no, uh...</i>

312
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,840
<i>it's a fantastic gift.</i>

313
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,800
<i>And we both appreciate it, uh, immensely.</i>

314
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,760
<i>I'm pleased with that.</i>

315
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,720
<i>- Is this from Jarl Bjørn?
- Yes.</i>

316
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,160
<i>That's a fantastic gift.</i>

317
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:34,520
<i>Unfortunately he couldn't be here,
but I hear he's a wonderful man.</i>

318
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,160
<i>- He's alive?
- Yes.</i>

319
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,320
<span style="style2">It looks to me like you're
getting</i> <span style="style2">a bit thin up top, Varg.</i>

320
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,920
<i>Male pattern baldness!</i>

321
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,160
<i>Male pattern baldness!
Male pattern baldness!</i>

322
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,520
<i>Varg, you have a receding hairline.</i>

323
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:02,120
<i>- Thick hair is more important...
- Than a thick cock.</i>

324
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,600
<i>No one can love a bald man.</i>

325
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,000
<i>It appears I have work to do.</i>

326
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,160
<i>Dear friends,</i>

327
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,960
<i>only one item remains
for this marriage to be complete.</i>

328
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,360
<i>The sacrifice of a slave.</i>

329
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,160
<i>Aw!</i>

330
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,120
<i>Please promise me
that this marriage will last.</i>

331
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,840
<i>Otherwise, this feels kind of pointless
from my perspective.</i>

332
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,240
<i>- Yes.
- Yeah.</i>

333
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,400
<i>Yeah, sure, marriage, uh, is for life.</i>

334
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,600
<i>Yeah.</i>

335
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,520
<i>Yeah, 'cause I'm sacrificing my life here.
So, it would be nice to know</i>

336
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,720
<i>- that it's actually worth it.
- Yes, yes, yes.</i>

337
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,760
<i>But enough about that,
and enough about you.</i>

338
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,840
<i>Yeah, sorry.</i>

339
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,000
<i>Woo-hoo!</i>

340
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,200
<i>Just imagine, Frøya, from now on
it's just you and me</i>

341
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,480
<i>for the rest of our lives,
every day and every night.</i>

342
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,800
<i>- Imagine that.
- Yes. Every morning when you wake up,</i>

343
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,760
<i>I'll be there, and every night
when you go to bed, I'll be there.</i>

344
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,320
<i>And, yeah.</i>

345
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,920
<i>Well, uh, it may be a good idea</i>

346
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,240
<i>to have some time alone, too.</i>

347
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,680
<i>Or maybe not. I'm thinking more like
every meal together</i>

348
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,680
<i>and every vacation together.
And your friends are now my friends,</i>

349
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,440
<i>and my friends are yours. And then,
we can have hobbies together as well,</i>

350
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,920
<i>so we get even more time together.
Do you crochet?</i>

351
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,920
<i>- No.
- No.</i>

352
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,560
<i>What about your knitting?
That's almost just the same.</i>

353
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,080
<i>- No.
- No?</i>

354
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,640
<i>No... Uh, songs and poetry,
is that maybe a common passion?</i>

355
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,120
<i>Uh...</i>

356
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,720
<i>- No.
- No.</i>

357
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,960
<i>Or pine cone animals, do you make those?</i>

358
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,200
<i>- No.
- No?</i>

359
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,880
<i>Do you collect pearls?</i>

360
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,360
<i>- No.
- No? Do you collect ordinary seashells?</i>

361
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,760
<i>- No.
- No.</i>

362
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,520
<i>But no matter what, I know you're
gonna love those things very soon,</i>

363
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,600
<i>- and no matter what, we'll be inseparable.
- Yes.</i>

364
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,440
<i>- We'll be like peas in a pod.
- Yes.</i>

365
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,040
<i>We'll be like those twins
that are connected from birth,</i>

366
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,840
<i>that we haven't given a specific name yet.</i>

367
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,560
<i>- Uh-huh.
- Just... Ooh!</i>

368
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,920
<i>Did anything happen while I was gone?</i>

369
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,800
<i>Well, they got married.</i>

370
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,680
<i>It was a beautiful ceremony.</i>

371
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,000
<i>- Full of tears and...
- Sorry, I kind of lost myself out there.</i>

372
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,320
<i>- Yeah.
- The hours just flew by.</i>

373
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,000
<i>I had to go for a double.</i>

374
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,800
<i>Right.</i>

375
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,080
<i>But I still have tons
of sexual tension in my body.</i>

376
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,640
<i>Well, I'm at your service.</i>

377
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,720
<i>Can you give me some bread?
I'm starving. I have to... Mm.</i>

378
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,520
<i>There you go.</i>

379
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,320
<i>Stop it!</i>

380
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,520
<i>- Hund.
- We were just talking here,</i>

381
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,760
<i>but I was just taking a little breather
from talking.</i>

382
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,640
<i>- We are leaving.
- Are you okay?</i>

383
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,520
<i>I feel great.</i>

384
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:01,120
<i>Huge plans of vengeance
are growing inside me.</i>

385
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,200
<i>Come.</i>

386
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,960
<i>- Everything okay, Varg?
- Yes.</i>

387
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,200
<i>I'm taking 10% of all the presents.</i>

388
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,960
<i>You're taking presents?</i>

389
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,760
<i>Yes. Taxes. Standard procedure.</i>

390
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,320
<i>And Odin knows,</i>

391
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:32,440
<i>we need all the taxes
we can get these days.</i>

392
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,520
<i>Okay.</i>

393
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,400
<i>Anything in particular going on?</i>

394
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,880
<i>Dark clouds are on the horizon, Olav.</i>

395
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,240
<i>War...</i>

396
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,440
<i>is brewing.</i>

397
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,240
<i>I see, but, um...</i>

398
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,560
<i>aren't we pretty much at war all the time?</i>

399
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:59,320
<i>Yes, but a little bit bigger war
than before.</i>

400
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:05,400
<i>A little bit bigger war is brewing
than before, Olav.</i>

401
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,120
<i>Let's see. Let's see.</i>

402
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,120
<i>There we are... No.</i>

403
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,000
<i>No, wait, wait.</i>

404
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,360
<i>Is it supposed to be impossible
to find your own pee stick?</i>

405
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,680
<i>No, it shouldn't be.</i>

406
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,760
<i>No, but it's... There!</i>

407
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,360
<i>There it was, the little rascal.</i>

408
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,560
<i>Let's see. Let's see.</i>

409
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,640
<i>- Am I inside you now?
- No.</i>

410
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,560
<i>There! I am inside.</i>

411
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,840
<i>Fabulous.</i>

412
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,480
<i>What a feeling.</i>

413
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,040
<i>- Wonderful.
- Still not inside me.</i>

414
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,600
<i>What?
Then I must ask you to double-check,</i>

415
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,240
<i>because I am absolutely certain
that I am actually inside of you.</i>

416
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,720
<i>No.</i>

417
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,320
<i>No. Turn around.</i>

418
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,640
<i>Then... there. Like that. <span
style= "style1" >- Woo!</i>

419
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,400
<i><span style=
"style2" >Like that. Like that!</i>

420
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,000
<i>That was something else.</i>