1 00:00:03,767 --> 00:00:12,467 Presented by TvShow.ir 2 00:00:14,976 --> 00:00:25,752 Translation and subtitles .::pury800::. 3 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:30,776 NightMile rescheduled from 4 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,016 hello 5 00:00:53,174 --> 00:00:54,894 Very well... thank you 6 00:00:55,876 --> 00:00:57,485 So, Connie, how are you? 7 00:01:00,564 --> 00:01:01,717 Sorry, I called him Connie 8 00:01:03,223 --> 00:01:04,486 I miss this word, you know 9 00:01:04,876 --> 00:01:08,723 I used this word when I was a child And I mean, it never meant "gay". 10 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:13,930 When I was a child, I didn't like gay at all I wasn't told that people do these things 11 00:01:13,965 --> 00:01:15,330 I didn't think so at all 12 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:22,059 Ass didn't mean gay When I was a kid, you called someone an asshole ...because he was an asshole, you know 13 00:01:22,587 --> 00:01:26,894 Someone who was just an asshole "Na" Shut up asshole 14 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:32,210 "You shouldn't say that." Shut up asshole 15 00:01:34,318 --> 00:01:38,182 I never call a gay man an asshole Is that an asshole? 16 00:01:38,217 --> 00:01:39,992 ...and 17 00:01:40,027 --> 00:01:41,819 Not because Gee, you know? 18 00:01:41,854 --> 00:01:44,758 For example, if I see two people kissing each other I don't know why I have to watch this 19 00:01:44,793 --> 00:01:47,638 ...but if I happened to see 20 00:01:47,673 --> 00:01:49,292 ...they give me 21 00:01:52,701 --> 00:02:00,194 I'll reach the top of two people Dear Kiran, they eat each other. 22 00:02:02,314 --> 00:02:07,021 This is the word shit I made today "Kieran" 23 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:17,258 I treat them with respect, you know Hello gentlemen"....whatever" 24 00:02:20,243 --> 00:02:26,870 But if one of them takes the dick out of his mouth And start playing asshole And say stupid and annoying things 25 00:02:26,874 --> 00:02:30,290 "For example, the Phoenicians are Phoenicians. Yeah something like this (One of the ancient peoples in the Mediterranean) 26 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,884 "I tell him, 'Shut up, asshole. 27 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:43,279 Asshole 28 00:02:45,572 --> 00:02:48,200 Asshole finish the game and suck that dick 29 00:02:48,885 --> 00:02:50,032 That's what I'm telling him 30 00:02:57,641 --> 00:03:00,501 I don't know, I never say a bad word to someone Because he is drinking milk 31 00:03:00,536 --> 00:03:04,438 Because if you can, my friend This monster, I respect you 32 00:03:04,473 --> 00:03:06,565 ...because I can't, I can't, me 33 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,475 I mean, not that I tried And I could not 34 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:14,969 I just put myself there in my mind And I can't do this because I'm afraid This is the only reason 35 00:03:15,585 --> 00:03:22,235 ...that's why, if you can hit Kir Sack, I think you can To do this, a power is necessary, I believe in this 36 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:26,377 I don't believe that smoking is easy for anyone 37 00:03:26,412 --> 00:03:31,081 Even if this is something you normally do Every new milk must have a difficulty 38 00:03:31,116 --> 00:03:36,250 It must be something you have to do ...to prepare yourself, you know 39 00:03:36,491 --> 00:03:38,495 "Well...let's go" 40 00:03:45,581 --> 00:03:49,366 Ha ha ha ha, you...I want to kiss you 41 00:03:53,622 --> 00:03:57,740 Haha, well... let's go 42 00:04:03,065 --> 00:04:05,146 So... Connie, I don't know 43 00:04:05,659 --> 00:04:11,094 There are many words that are not bad No words are bad, but some people are They use them a lot 44 00:04:11,129 --> 00:04:14,437 To upset other people and then these words become bad And it becomes difficult to use them 45 00:04:14,472 --> 00:04:18,598 There are words that I love, but I can't get rid of them I should use them because some people use them wrongly To upset some people 46 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:24,387 For example, the word "kos" is a beautiful word For me, there is only beauty in this word I mean in terms of aesthetics 47 00:04:24,856 --> 00:04:28,733 This... it's like chocolate and it's round 48 00:04:29,179 --> 00:04:33,070 I just... "someone", I just like him And I don't use it as an insult 49 00:04:33,253 --> 00:04:37,153 I....for example, I am washing clothes alone and I say Cos, cos "...I like to say this word" 50 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:45,568 "I would never call a woman 'who.' Except my mom, because she likes it for some strange reason 51 00:04:45,787 --> 00:04:47,633 ... but 52 00:04:47,668 --> 00:04:53,008 This word is used very badly It means "vagina", which I don't think is useful at all 53 00:04:53,043 --> 00:05:00,412 Because the vagina is very lovely A small thing with a raised edge like a flower 54 00:05:00,632 --> 00:05:04,819 I hear the sound of "Flute Piccolo" in my mind Whenever I see a vagina 55 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:12,522 Even the vagina is too rough for this They should call him "falalalalala". 56 00:05:20,694 --> 00:05:25,893 There must be a butterfly that always revolves around every vagina Always...a little butterfly 57 00:05:26,191 --> 00:05:31,192 And when you go to the doctor, tell him Well, the butterfly looks good, it has a good shape. "So things are good 58 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:39,289 How do you look at such a beautiful thing? And he says, "This bag." 59 00:05:39,324 --> 00:05:40,611 It is not suitable at all 60 00:05:40,646 --> 00:05:48,359 Maybe if it was a giant vagina and attacked a city And he would throw the buses there And he destroyed the telephone masts 61 00:05:48,756 --> 00:05:54,110 You can tell then "Hey, somebody shoot that guy with a bazooka." 62 00:05:54,527 --> 00:05:56,062 Now he is going to sell chocolate 63 00:06:00,366 --> 00:06:02,196 So, Coney, Cos 64 00:06:03,092 --> 00:06:08,455 Everyone has different words that they consider insulting They hear different things and get upset 65 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:13,055 For me, the thing that upsets me the most It's when I hear the "K word". 66 00:06:13,090 --> 00:06:17,444 Meanwhile, I will not say "black uncle". I mean the "k word" itself 67 00:06:17,479 --> 00:06:21,973 Whenever a white woman on CNN He says with beautiful hair: "The word K Saying the word "niger" or "black uncle" (It is prohibited in American media 68 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:25,846 This is only because white people They want to avoid saying "black uncle", that's all 69 00:06:25,881 --> 00:06:30,413 "They found a way to say black uncle," the word k 70 00:06:31,361 --> 00:06:36,711 "This person is a poet because when you say the word K You are putting the word black uncle in the listener's mind 71 00:06:36,746 --> 00:06:38,758 Saying this word is the same 72 00:06:38,793 --> 00:06:41,227 "You say" the word K "And I say, "Oh, he means Uncle Black 73 00:06:41,262 --> 00:06:44,926 You force me to say this in my mind 74 00:06:44,961 --> 00:06:49,064 Why don't you take your damn place? And accept the responsibility? 75 00:06:50,864 --> 00:06:53,113 With these egg words that you want to say 76 00:06:56,119 --> 00:07:00,212 Just say it, don't hide behind the first word ...like a kone, only 77 00:07:02,184 --> 00:07:05,399 Just say "uncle black", you stupid cunt 78 00:07:09,786 --> 00:07:13,662 I don't know... my name doesn't matter 79 00:07:15,178 --> 00:07:16,802 Someone is serving my mouth 80 00:07:16,921 --> 00:07:20,076 I mean, all this nonsense comes to my mind ...I...really...for example 81 00:07:20,179 --> 00:07:23,956 That day I was thinking about the word Kakasiyah I want to tell you this story 82 00:07:23,991 --> 00:07:26,742 And it was not racist It was not even thematically racist Let me tell you what happened 83 00:07:26,777 --> 00:07:32,564 I went to a coffee shop, and this looks like a cool coffee shop And he was an Indian. I don't like Starbucks anymore Because you go there and they don't care anymore 84 00:07:32,599 --> 00:07:36,767 They just push a button And an old woman's diarrhea comes out and they give it to you 85 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,317 So I went to a cool and youth-friendly coffee shop 86 00:07:40,568 --> 00:07:43,079 There were artistic paintings on the walls 87 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:46,434 For example, they called them "Halloween Do" or whatever 88 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:51,503 And that guy behind the counter was wearing a tight t-shirt and his hair "It was a ponytail and he said like this, "Hey, how are you, friend 89 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:55,691 And I said, "Hey, can you give me a cappuccino?" And he said like this, "Yes, I will give it now." 90 00:07:56,146 --> 00:07:59,120 He seemed surprised that he could help me ...as if 91 00:07:59,738 --> 00:08:03,386 "Oh yeah, I have everything here, so cool." 92 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:14,381 And he started making my coffee, he worked hard He ground the coffee beans for a cup 93 00:08:14,416 --> 00:08:17,076 And he put them in a device with something else He pushed them down 94 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:21,995 And then click click click And he took the cream and made the foam method 95 00:08:22,062 --> 00:08:23,951 About...about an hour 96 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:27,512 Then he hit it on the counter And I don't know why it was so cool 97 00:08:27,547 --> 00:08:31,036 Rosh made a hole and put a small cocoa in Rosh And he said, "Come on, friend." 98 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:38,207 And I just whistled when I was leaving I was thinking that without any reason in my mind "That cacasiah made amazing coffee" 99 00:08:39,999 --> 00:08:43,492 I don't know why, he wasn't black This was just something that was in my heart for some reason 100 00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:47,068 "That cacasiah made amazing coffee" 101 00:08:49,169 --> 00:08:51,131 I don't know 102 00:08:55,809 --> 00:08:56,995 My name is not important 103 00:08:59,650 --> 00:09:01,356 I was drenched in sweat 104 00:09:01,695 --> 00:09:03,322 I don't feel well 105 00:09:03,536 --> 00:09:07,241 I...I recently ate a lot and pooped a lot 106 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:15,508 You know, something like that... And come out of the house because you see a girl And then you say, "Oh, he knows." 107 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,795 It seems... you should be alone for a while 108 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,895 To process this shame 109 00:09:23,078 --> 00:09:27,210 And I can't stop eating Today I weighed myself, I don't know why 110 00:09:27,245 --> 00:09:30,827 I do not use this information This does not change my behavior 111 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:35,146 Why do I bother to understand exactly? How much am I? 112 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:42,694 I weigh myself and I am usually around 104 kilos 109 kilos today 113 00:09:42,729 --> 00:09:47,605 ...109 kilos! I weighed 109 kilos, which is not at all 114 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:54,570 ... No, it's not good at all! Because it is not possible For example, when you go to the doctor, he gives you a formula How much should your weight be? 115 00:09:54,605 --> 00:10:00,494 I am almost sure that this formula is not age plus 90 kilos 116 00:10:02,193 --> 00:10:04,241 It doesn't seem like that 117 00:10:05,048 --> 00:10:09,477 For example, I was watching a boxing match today And those two people were 50 kilos each 118 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:16,104 So both of them are still a fat kid And they need a dead dog to be my size 119 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:24,888 And this is very bad, because I am 40 years old and my doctor tells me 120 00:10:24,923 --> 00:10:28,162 "You should be less of an idiot, you can't be that many" 121 00:10:28,197 --> 00:10:30,340 He just told me to give this 122 00:10:31,668 --> 00:10:34,354 And he started asking about my eating habits ...you know 123 00:10:34,389 --> 00:10:36,885 It seems that there is an etiquette There seems to be a pattern 124 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,891 This is just chaos and terror 125 00:10:39,926 --> 00:10:42,016 This is just despair and helplessness 126 00:10:42,051 --> 00:10:45,276 For example, he says "How many meals and how many bowel movements do you have daily?" 127 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,169 I say "I don't know, I don't know at all" 128 00:10:47,204 --> 00:10:51,486 It's all vague I just eat and leave all day 129 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:59,245 I fill my body to the brim And then I will come out of my ass hole! That's all 130 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:04,592 Haran is an emergency situation Does this give you a better idea? 131 00:11:08,182 --> 00:11:10,328 From my eating habits 132 00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:20,948 And he tries to control my situation and says Dude, ok, look, how long after eating usually" Do you feel full and don't eat anymore? 133 00:11:20,983 --> 00:11:24,003 I say "I don't stop eating when I'm full" 134 00:11:24,038 --> 00:11:27,309 Eating does not stop when I am full 135 00:11:27,558 --> 00:11:30,091 I stop eating when I hate myself 136 00:11:30,126 --> 00:11:33,340 This is the time... this is the time when I will finish it 137 00:11:36,593 --> 00:11:43,004 I think normal people eat until they say, for example "Oh, that's enough. Is this all the nutrition I need?" "Just this much, that's enough 138 00:11:45,017 --> 00:11:47,828 I will stop eating now 139 00:11:47,863 --> 00:11:51,374 And during the day, I turn this into useful energy 140 00:11:52,809 --> 00:11:56,799 No... every time I eat, it ends up like this "The news of my death, why did I eat so much?" 141 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,746 "Dude, take it away, I don't want to look at that shit" 142 00:12:04,809 --> 00:12:07,921 ...it's all here, it seems 143 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:14,728 I have syrup in my veins ...as if I have syrup instead of blood 144 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:19,191 "This is going to be bad later, aaaaaah" 145 00:12:20,096 --> 00:12:21,831 I can't take care of myself 146 00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:26,738 And I always feel bad ...wet with sweat and 147 00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:29,912 For example... this part is awful 148 00:12:33,176 --> 00:12:35,714 This is my nightmare This is my whole life 149 00:12:36,609 --> 00:12:39,436 The best thing that ever happened to me was "boxer briefs". (a kind of shorts like boxer shorts but tighter) 150 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:43,187 I am very happy with the boxer briefs It doesn't seem like a big deal to most people 151 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:48,953 But before boxer briefs I was stuck between two horrible worlds of briefs and boxers 152 00:12:49,176 --> 00:12:54,316 Briefs...briefs for normal men With one foot here and one foot here (tight shorts) 153 00:12:54,624 --> 00:12:56,986 Two completely separate legs 154 00:12:57,021 --> 00:13:00,345 With a complete space of vision 155 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,832 And the briefs go up in this little groove In this small space 156 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:12,852 And this is how he comes down and can....can Gather here and keep them well Because there is a lot of space here 157 00:13:12,887 --> 00:13:22,675 But everything is compressed here ...an angry, burning, red and sweaty situation 158 00:13:24,362 --> 00:13:27,502 When I get naked, it looks like a pig's ass 159 00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:32,549 For example, even my milk is curled like a pig's tail This is a pig's ass 160 00:13:37,837 --> 00:13:40,564 ...and I wear briefs and such 161 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:45,086 This is how he takes my milk and eggs and says, for example "These are your eggs, you fat bastard! Do you like them?" 162 00:13:47,205 --> 00:13:50,239 ...and with this sharp and bad cotton cloth, it sticks up and like that 163 00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:58,131 After a while, I only have a pile of wet cloth 164 00:13:58,278 --> 00:14:05,338 Just a pile of wet yarn Like the size of a tennis ball Like a big pile of wet cotton 165 00:14:09,385 --> 00:14:16,541 And the boxer is worse because he allows everything Move this way and that way and touch each other and upset each other 166 00:14:16,632 --> 00:14:21,201 I want everything separated below I want everything to be separate 167 00:14:21,899 --> 00:14:26,994 And also when I wear boxers for some reasons There is always water here 168 00:14:29,212 --> 00:14:34,383 It's like a quarter of a glass of water around my anus It always splashes 169 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:41,349 "Where did all this water around my anus come from?" 170 00:14:43,071 --> 00:14:47,274 Against gravity... like a glass of water upside down in my ass 171 00:14:51,049 --> 00:14:53,426 I have to manage myself Because I can't stop myself from eating 172 00:14:53,461 --> 00:14:59,983 I exercise a lot. I run about 8 kilometers every day Until I keep my body like this 173 00:15:01,051 --> 00:15:05,679 Because food... I eat greasy junk 174 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:10,116 For example, I ate "Sinban" that day Do you know what Sinban is? (name of a candy brand in America) 175 00:15:10,356 --> 00:15:16,239 Let me explain Sinban to you You have self-esteem that you just pass by 176 00:15:16,274 --> 00:15:19,232 And you have no idea what people like me eat 177 00:15:19,267 --> 00:15:24,195 Because the Sinban line is not just a group of people 178 00:15:25,148 --> 00:15:29,698 There are not all kinds of people who want to try Sinban 179 00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:34,196 It's not like a skinny Chinese girl is there ...then another guy 180 00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:36,394 ...that's all 181 00:15:36,429 --> 00:15:39,163 And no one is happy in Sinban line 182 00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:41,921 "For example, no one says, 'I love this, I can't wait.' 183 00:15:41,956 --> 00:15:45,238 No one is excited to get it 184 00:15:47,069 --> 00:15:52,778 There are only people like me or fatter who say that "Oh shit, I'm going to get Sinban." 185 00:15:57,517 --> 00:16:00,825 I have to watch all the shows I have. "...Cancel because it's scheduled 186 00:16:01,984 --> 00:16:09,479 This is Sinban, let me explain to you This is a 180cm cinnamon roll cake 187 00:16:09,514 --> 00:16:13,515 It's perfect for a sad fat man 188 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:19,066 even if you have kos A man if you eat Sinban! This moment you become a man 189 00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:27,124 This is a sticky and hot cookie They give hot syrup like sperm with a small bowl 190 00:16:29,817 --> 00:16:33,274 This is fresh semen It is not possible that the semen is not fresh 191 00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:36,067 How is this semen not fresh? 192 00:16:36,102 --> 00:16:39,974 They should call it "Kuni's fat food". ...only 193 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,357 Just to be forced to say this 194 00:16:45,392 --> 00:16:48,387 Because this does not stop us Not even our eggs 195 00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:51,416 "Hey, give me some fat, please." 196 00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:56,336 "Yes, I'm new. My friend, I don't care." 197 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:02,561 "What, you thought I had honor?" 198 00:17:02,596 --> 00:17:05,978 "I'm buying a cinban now" 199 00:17:06,013 --> 00:17:12,225 I'm buying cinban" "From the airport where I just arrived 200 00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:22,840 You see why this is so gross, right? 201 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,822 Because... when you have it, you die 202 00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:31,507 When you want to go from the airport to your destination, you say "I have to eat, I need food" 203 00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:35,968 Because I might be stuck in your name forever" "And I have to eat right now 204 00:17:37,382 --> 00:17:40,966 But here I landed, the journey is over 205 00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:44,038 I am 20 minutes away from my house 206 00:17:44,073 --> 00:17:47,623 Where I have bananas and apples and other such garbage 207 00:17:47,658 --> 00:17:52,321 And I sat down with my suitcase and eat Sinban Kufti 208 00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,414 ...with a fork and knife 209 00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:03,507 There was also a sinban gohi, it was left 210 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:08,369 He wanted to bring her inside and close the shop "And I said, 'No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.' 211 00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:10,098 "I don't like it right now" 212 00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:15,245 And he did not want to sell this to me and said No, this is too late, please don't buy it. "His price is very low 213 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:20,934 And I said, "Dude, I'll eat this." "This is what is happening now 214 00:18:22,473 --> 00:18:26,902 You decide whether we are going to be in the newspaper tomorrow or not But this shit goes in my mouth 215 00:18:32,509 --> 00:18:34,882 I made my damn decision, don't ruin it anymore ...only 216 00:18:37,007 --> 00:18:38,878 ...just give me that sperm Oh, yeah, thanks 217 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,059 And I ate the sperm with my eyes closed 218 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:49,157 Sperm Sinban... Wow, I'm a big fat cunt 219 00:18:51,071 --> 00:18:53,077 I'm...I'm a little fat 220 00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:59,949 But that's what it is ...you know, that's what I mean 221 00:18:59,984 --> 00:19:01,477 I am 40 years old now 222 00:19:01,512 --> 00:19:04,283 I am basically half dead 223 00:19:04,318 --> 00:19:05,824 40 years old is a strange age ...you get to a place where 224 00:19:05,859 --> 00:19:09,594 For example, you are not old enough to be someone It's okay that you are old! For example, no one says 225 00:19:09,629 --> 00:19:13,447 I helped a 40-year-old man today. "And I feel really good that I did something for him 226 00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:17,683 Bring someone to his holidays with fresh food It doesn't last for a 40-year-old 227 00:19:18,728 --> 00:19:21,578 And you are not young enough for someone to be proud of you or be affected 228 00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:25,159 They just say "Hey, do your job bitch, nobody cares." 229 00:19:25,194 --> 00:19:27,680 "This is what you have to do." 230 00:19:29,157 --> 00:19:31,599 And the world looks at you differently For example, if you go to the doctor when you are 40 years old 231 00:19:31,634 --> 00:19:34,284 The doctor is no longer trying to fix anything 232 00:19:34,498 --> 00:19:36,429 They don't make any wedges anymore 233 00:19:36,464 --> 00:19:39,774 When you turn 40, they say, for example "Yeah, it's starting." 234 00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:41,186 They don't care 235 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,940 I went to the doctor because my ankle hurt, okay? 236 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,437 Now if you are 20 years old and your shoulder hurts 237 00:19:47,648 --> 00:19:50,343 The doctor will rebuild your shoulder 238 00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:52,565 Through the miracles of modern science 239 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,678 They take your ear and make a shoulder out of it This is strange 240 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,716 But when you are 40 years old They just... don't give you any choice 241 00:19:59,952 --> 00:20:01,435 They don't care 242 00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:05,471 I went to the doctor because I hadn't blinked in almost a month without any reason 243 00:20:05,506 --> 00:20:09,621 And the doctor showed me a picture of my ankle "...and he said, "Yeah, just anklets 244 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:13,533 "just rotten" 245 00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:20,004 I said "You mean I hurt my ankle?" 246 00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:23,374 he said "No, it's just too hot right now." 247 00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:27,080 ...you see that dark area 248 00:20:27,115 --> 00:20:29,123 Completely hardened 249 00:20:29,158 --> 00:20:31,936 Yeah, it usually happens like this... it doesn't help anymore 250 00:20:34,894 --> 00:20:38,553 I said "What? Well? Just goodbye? Nothing? There's no way?" 251 00:20:38,642 --> 00:20:42,468 Can't you do anything? Is this, for example, an incurable hot ankle? 252 00:20:43,182 --> 00:20:49,425 And he said, "There is something you can do You can do stretching movements, you can "Do stretching exercises with your ankles for half an hour a day 253 00:20:49,777 --> 00:20:51,842 I said "How long does it take to heal like this?" 254 00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:55,620 he said No, you just do this 255 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,587 This is just a new thing you are doing 256 00:21:00,276 --> 00:21:03,549 Until you and your ankle die 257 00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:12,056 I said "Dude, this hurts a lot." 258 00:21:12,091 --> 00:21:14,586 And he said, "Well, you can take naproxen "Just take naproxen (analgesic and anti-inflammatory pills) 259 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,616 You can buy it Just consume it 260 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:21,702 And you can consume as much as you want, it doesn't matter Do not pay attention to the dose 261 00:21:22,399 --> 00:21:23,649 I said really? 262 00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:26,676 He said, "Yeah, you can take 10 a day "There is no problem 263 00:21:26,711 --> 00:21:30,339 He said to take 10 naproxen a day 264 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:33,021 I said "I heard that these things hurt the intestines?" 265 00:21:33,056 --> 00:21:36,354 he said "Well, after a while they hurt the gut" 266 00:21:36,747 --> 00:21:41,337 But you have to decide how much you like it Don't hurt your ankle 267 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,209 Meanwhile, all this is true This is exactly what happened 268 00:21:47,888 --> 00:21:50,856 And then I said "...What if I was an athlete?" 269 00:21:50,891 --> 00:21:55,148 he said "...you're not an athlete, then" 270 00:21:56,808 --> 00:21:59,570 "Then no to anything else you want to say." 271 00:22:02,717 --> 00:22:03,877 This is sad 272 00:22:04,982 --> 00:22:06,755 This is difficult for old people 273 00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:09,511 My grandmother is 95 years old He can't see with his left eye, it's disabled 274 00:22:10,879 --> 00:22:13,847 He said the last time we went to see him "I can't see with my left eye" 275 00:22:13,882 --> 00:22:16,881 And we said, for example "Aww, hey, what was Christmas like in the 40s?" 276 00:22:19,282 --> 00:22:21,888 Maybe the issue of the eye will be forgotten If we are lucky, you know 277 00:22:23,121 --> 00:22:27,721 So I went to his doctor, he lives at the end of the corridor He is always there, about 5 meters away from him 278 00:22:27,751 --> 00:22:29,988 So I went to the doctor and said "You know, he can't see out of his left eye at all." 279 00:22:30,156 --> 00:22:34,900 And he said by God "Well, he probably has some tumors in his head." 280 00:22:34,935 --> 00:22:40,225 I swear to God This is exactly what he said 281 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:45,990 I remember because my brain whistled How could he not use any of his education? 282 00:22:46,025 --> 00:22:50,475 For this special diagnosis 283 00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:53,716 ...he said that "he probably 284 00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:56,969 "Chenta Tumor" 285 00:22:57,004 --> 00:22:59,383 "It's in his head 286 00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:02,867 "He is a doctor and said, "His head 287 00:23:04,270 --> 00:23:07,400 He almost said "damn it", I swear to God ....as if 288 00:23:07,435 --> 00:23:11,582 He seemed to be thinking about this "He probably has some tumors in his damn head" 289 00:23:11,617 --> 00:23:15,350 Who is the egg? That old man will die in another week ...I don't want 290 00:23:15,385 --> 00:23:18,755 I don't want to get up from behind my desk for his eyes 291 00:23:19,429 --> 00:23:24,230 He needs two eyes to see this dirty house That you put it in because you don't like it enough? 292 00:23:30,803 --> 00:23:33,530 I haven't reached there yet I am half way now 293 00:23:33,739 --> 00:23:36,618 40 year olds are not good examples either ...we 294 00:23:38,225 --> 00:23:41,211 For example, I have a friend who is a scholar He has young girlfriends 295 00:23:41,246 --> 00:23:45,833 And he always chooses a bit too young And this is not good 296 00:23:46,046 --> 00:23:50,051 You know, he takes them with him "And for example, you say to him, "Dude, don't do it 297 00:23:50,456 --> 00:23:53,962 For example, in the real sense, you point to it with your finger and say "...don't do it, it's terrible, because" 298 00:23:55,239 --> 00:23:57,883 ...and he does it like this 299 00:23:58,410 --> 00:24:00,769 Give it, you know 300 00:24:02,238 --> 00:24:07,501 But he wanted to have sex with her one night And he said that he wants to do this all night As if it really wanted to last a long time 301 00:24:07,536 --> 00:24:11,540 So he said, "I want to drink a lot of milk "So I can have a lot of sex 302 00:24:12,807 --> 00:24:15,820 I said "Who said this is important?" 303 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:20,193 And he said "Well, because you get thirsty more if you drink milk." 304 00:24:21,663 --> 00:24:25,069 ...this guy really thinks 305 00:24:25,104 --> 00:24:28,098 ...which ends in water 306 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:33,584 But if you drink milk, your body says, for example "Oh mate, that's great, just send the water, fine." 307 00:24:34,930 --> 00:24:37,243 No one will notice the difference." “Just go ahead and send it 308 00:24:39,256 --> 00:24:41,709 If you run out of water and milk, there is no problem This is not important 309 00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:46,474 Just send the water and let it splash on the cat's face He does whatever he is doing 310 00:24:49,932 --> 00:24:51,083 what is 311 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:55,036 I pour my water on my cat's face 312 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:59,705 If he is watching now, his face is going to be full of water Come on, he has understood this by now 313 00:25:00,285 --> 00:25:02,534 He knows... it's his fault now 314 00:25:04,954 --> 00:25:08,709 If I pour my water once on my cat's face ...I should be ashamed referring to the famous proverb that follows) (If I spill my water twice, he should be embarrassed 315 00:25:15,886 --> 00:25:18,917 I don't have a cat, I don't have a cat I never had 316 00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:22,136 I mean, I like to pour my water on the cat's face I'm not trying to take back what I said 317 00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:24,259 Just by chance, I don't have a cat 318 00:25:25,754 --> 00:25:28,664 I have a dog and when I was young I had a dog 319 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,621 ... and 320 00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:32,947 ...yeah, once 321 00:25:32,982 --> 00:25:40,117 I...I forced my dog to eat cottage cheese Lick my balls 322 00:25:40,796 --> 00:25:43,963 Which is something that you cannot not know now 323 00:25:43,998 --> 00:25:45,496 Now you know 324 00:25:45,827 --> 00:25:47,742 I did this 325 00:25:48,245 --> 00:25:52,307 And I hesitated to start the sentence just because ...I wasn't sure what to say 326 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:56,713 that I "let" my dog lick the cottage cheese off my egg 327 00:25:57,149 --> 00:26:00,094 Or "I forced him" to lick cottage cheese 328 00:26:01,607 --> 00:26:04,900 And really considering that dogs ...how much they like cheese, I think 329 00:26:05,675 --> 00:26:07,915 I...I made him an offer he couldn't refuse 330 00:26:07,950 --> 00:26:10,660 I think this is the fairest way To express this 331 00:26:14,288 --> 00:26:16,708 I remember this so clearly 332 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,820 And I remember the look on the dog's face 333 00:26:18,855 --> 00:26:25,316 It was as if he was saying, "Oh damn, friend, why are you dead? "Why are you doing this to us? 334 00:26:25,641 --> 00:26:29,956 Just pour it on the plate" "Why should I lick your damn balls? 335 00:26:32,768 --> 00:26:35,957 Very well, never mind, okay, let's do this." "I'll do it, I don't care 336 00:26:35,992 --> 00:26:39,612 You have to live with this because I will die in two years I'm a dog, this is your problem 337 00:26:44,923 --> 00:26:46,764 Sorry for being so negative 338 00:26:47,421 --> 00:26:51,829 I don't like it, I don't know, I shouldn't be like this I am a very lucky person 339 00:26:51,864 --> 00:26:54,642 I have many good qualities I am healthy, relatively young 340 00:26:54,677 --> 00:26:57,612 I am white Thank God a thousand times for this one 341 00:26:58,195 --> 00:27:00,692 This is a great advantage Did you get the joke? 342 00:27:00,727 --> 00:27:02,631 Oh my god, I love being white i really love 343 00:27:02,666 --> 00:27:09,138 I'm serious, if you are not white Get behind the caravan, because this thing is really good 344 00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:15,326 In the meantime, let me clarify the issue I am not saying that white people are better 345 00:27:15,361 --> 00:27:19,218 I say that being white is obviously better Who can argue about this? 346 00:27:20,983 --> 00:27:27,624 If this was an option, I would choose it every year Oh yeah, I'll pick white again." I absolutely enjoy it "I'll choose white, thank you 347 00:27:30,579 --> 00:27:35,187 Being white is so good I can ride the time machine and go to any time 348 00:27:35,222 --> 00:27:39,075 And when I get there, it will be awful 349 00:27:43,452 --> 00:27:45,499 This is exclusively a white privilege 350 00:27:46,436 --> 00:27:49,411 Black people can't joke with the time machine 351 00:27:49,446 --> 00:27:53,447 A black man in a time machine is like this "Hey, I don't want anything pre-1980." "No thanks, I don't want to go 352 00:27:55,845 --> 00:27:58,200 But I can go anytime 353 00:27:58,235 --> 00:28:00,515 Year 2... I don't even know what was happening then 354 00:28:01,341 --> 00:28:05,577 But I know when I get there "Welcome, we have prepared a table for you here, sir" 355 00:28:05,887 --> 00:28:08,789 "Oh thanks, Year 2 is so lovely." 356 00:28:11,843 --> 00:28:14,673 I can go anytime in the past; I don't want to go to the future 357 00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:17,043 ...and to understand what happens to white people because 358 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:20,764 We will pay hard for these stupid things You should know this 359 00:28:21,277 --> 00:28:24,027 It is not like that only from number 1 Let's go down to number 2 360 00:28:24,062 --> 00:28:27,322 They will tie us up and kill us forever 361 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:30,742 ...and we totally deserve this...but for now 362 00:28:37,271 --> 00:28:41,210 If you...if you are a white person and you don't agree that this is great You are a bitch 363 00:28:42,367 --> 00:28:44,395 This is great and I am a man 364 00:28:44,430 --> 00:28:48,241 How many benefits can a person have? I am a white man 365 00:28:48,524 --> 00:28:51,613 You don't even know how to hurt my feelings 366 00:28:54,163 --> 00:28:56,741 What can you call a white man? That really deeply affects the method? 367 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:57,806 "Hey dude" (Cracker is a word for insulting white people) 368 00:28:57,841 --> 00:29:00,521 Oh, it ruined my day 369 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:08,798 Boy, don't call me a cuckold They took me back to the time when I was the owner of lands and people It was a wonderful situation 370 00:29:21,054 --> 00:29:23,460 Although I am married This takes me back a few steps 371 00:29:26,617 --> 00:29:29,150 "That night my wife sent me to Walgreens." to buy toilet paper (Pharmaceutical company in America) 372 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:35,991 Because we ran out of toilet paper, because I ran out of all of them I put it in the trash can so that I can go out of the house 373 00:29:41,803 --> 00:29:45,670 So I was going to Walgreens It was night and I was driving and I saw an owl 374 00:29:46,021 --> 00:29:50,332 And I hate Ahu so bad... I hate them Because they are everywhere up there 375 00:29:50,367 --> 00:29:52,930 I used to live in the city And I loved Ahu at that time 376 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:55,363 ...because I was free and I was in the city and 377 00:29:55,398 --> 00:29:58,851 I used to watch it You know, when you go out of the city with your friends, you see an owl 378 00:29:58,886 --> 00:30:07,015 Oh my god, turn off the car, don't be afraid." It's very beautiful, look at that beautiful face See how he looks around "It is very mysterious and beautiful 379 00:30:07,050 --> 00:30:13,669 God gave us a gift. "Enjoy everyone...just enjoy Ahu's gift 380 00:30:15,082 --> 00:30:19,395 But now I live somewhere That I am in the damn yard all day 381 00:30:19,430 --> 00:30:23,918 And they are nonsense! They are just rats with horns They don't care 382 00:30:26,179 --> 00:30:29,430 They have ticks that give you Lyme disease 383 00:30:29,465 --> 00:30:30,818 And they go everywhere 384 00:30:30,853 --> 00:30:33,238 And they make a sound, did you know? They say khaaaaaaa 385 00:30:33,273 --> 00:30:35,696 They changed 386 00:30:35,731 --> 00:30:38,044 They are ridiculous animals 387 00:30:38,832 --> 00:30:41,076 I go out every morning And I throw stones at them 388 00:30:41,111 --> 00:30:45,050 And I try really hard to do it with stones hit them in the head 389 00:30:49,646 --> 00:30:50,835 And they don't care ...for example, they say 390 00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:53,147 It doesn't matter to them 391 00:30:56,933 --> 00:31:01,396 I don't have a gun, but if I had, I would be here I would shoot in the mouth of a child and I would not feel anything 392 00:31:01,806 --> 00:31:03,177 I didn't feel anything 393 00:31:05,582 --> 00:31:07,885 I was just saying "Look at him, he's dead, how interesting" 394 00:31:09,157 --> 00:31:12,051 I guess this happens." "When you shoot them in the damn mouth 395 00:31:15,435 --> 00:31:17,028 I am ready to do anything to kill an Ahu 396 00:31:17,063 --> 00:31:21,284 I am happy for 20 people with blood milk I will smoke in an alley to get AIDS 397 00:31:21,319 --> 00:31:23,987 And then I'll do an ahu And kill him with AIDS 398 00:31:24,022 --> 00:31:26,769 I am willing to do this without thinking 399 00:31:27,307 --> 00:31:28,122 I'm serious 400 00:31:28,157 --> 00:31:30,279 I'm serious 401 00:31:34,971 --> 00:31:39,503 So I saw this and they are so stupid ...I shined a light on him and he did so 402 00:31:39,538 --> 00:31:41,787 "Bahhhh" That's all 403 00:31:41,822 --> 00:31:45,588 And then he wouldn't go away It was as if he was saying, "Can I...can I go?" 404 00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:48,223 And I said "The news of your death go... go" 405 00:31:48,792 --> 00:31:54,076 "Can I go? Can I go?" go away 406 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:58,697 And then I got close and tried to get past him Then I saw him and he was staring at me and panicked 407 00:31:59,192 --> 00:32:04,648 I swear, he ran And he hit his body in my damn car 408 00:32:05,707 --> 00:32:06,857 ...just like this 409 00:32:08,288 --> 00:32:10,725 He destroyed my mirror In the same way, he broke the mirror of the car 410 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:15,190 He broke his neck I heard that he broke his damn neck 411 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:19,443 And then they dragged his stupid head into the forest 412 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,543 and died 413 00:32:26,227 --> 00:32:28,176 And I'm glad he's dead 414 00:32:28,852 --> 00:32:30,867 I was immediately happy 415 00:32:32,078 --> 00:32:37,003 I got out of my car and shouted in the forest "I'm glad you're dead, you damn fool." 416 00:32:40,884 --> 00:32:44,927 I hope your wife finds you dead." And let his heart break and die 417 00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:48,643 "...I hope your baby deer starve to death, O" 418 00:32:49,487 --> 00:32:50,891 ...You broke my mirror, O 419 00:32:50,926 --> 00:32:54,256 "Ahoy Jande Kony of Kaka Sieh 420 00:33:08,703 --> 00:33:11,662 So I went to Walgreens 421 00:33:11,697 --> 00:33:13,253 I just continue like this 422 00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:17,638 I always have to buy medicine because I have children 423 00:33:17,673 --> 00:33:20,610 Children are like a bucket full of diseases who live in your house 424 00:33:20,983 --> 00:33:22,533 And you always get sick from them 425 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:28,281 I got sick... I got flu last week I became like this because my daughter coughed in my mouth 426 00:33:31,789 --> 00:33:34,405 It just hit the back of my throat 427 00:33:35,662 --> 00:33:37,722 Thank you dear, I'm sick again" "I can feel it now 428 00:33:40,114 --> 00:33:43,254 At the same time, he did this because he was trying tell me a secret 429 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:48,665 And he thinks that the secrets are told in the mouth of the nation 430 00:33:50,149 --> 00:33:52,536 ...he covers your whole face and 431 00:33:56,863 --> 00:34:01,161 This is an inconsiderate behavior bordering on backwardness If you ask me 432 00:34:04,848 --> 00:34:06,915 And by the way, he is 5 years old 433 00:34:06,950 --> 00:34:08,125 5 years 434 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,414 What secret does he have? 435 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:13,744 That I really need to hear? 436 00:34:13,779 --> 00:34:17,551 It's like he tells me a secret and I tell it "O Prophet, are you serious?" 437 00:34:19,067 --> 00:34:21,285 oh my god 438 00:34:21,676 --> 00:34:24,737 Honey, I won't tell anyone Is that too much, apart? 439 00:34:26,334 --> 00:34:30,004 Did she miscarry that Christmas night? oh my god 440 00:34:35,627 --> 00:34:38,033 He is 5 years old... 5 Do you know what this means? 441 00:34:38,068 --> 00:34:41,937 It doesn't matter what he says 442 00:34:41,972 --> 00:34:46,984 It's never something that really matters He never said in his whole life 443 00:34:47,019 --> 00:34:51,178 I can literally mean any word To forget what this damn kid has said so far 444 00:34:51,213 --> 00:34:54,875 And there is no difference 445 00:34:54,910 --> 00:34:58,065 Everything will be exactly as before 446 00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:01,503 I enjoy what he says. they are beautiful And they are poetic, I love to hear them 447 00:35:01,538 --> 00:35:04,082 But I don't have to do any of this I hear the damn things 448 00:35:04,117 --> 00:35:07,387 And this is an important difference if you are a parent This is how you make this difference 449 00:35:07,422 --> 00:35:10,799 Because you cannot always listen to their words Because they always talk 450 00:35:10,834 --> 00:35:14,624 And whenever they talk, it doesn't matter to them What are you doing, whether it is a good time or not 451 00:35:14,659 --> 00:35:18,939 For example, I am shooting at a policeman And he is telling me all kinds of nonsense 452 00:35:19,207 --> 00:35:23,582 He doesn't care because he is 5 years old ...They are narcissistic people, they have no ability 453 00:35:23,617 --> 00:35:27,866 No 5-year-old child would say, for example No, go ahead and finish it." "I'll tell you later, it's not like that 454 00:35:28,183 --> 00:35:30,099 they can't 455 00:35:32,849 --> 00:35:34,021 And sometimes this is impossible 456 00:35:34,056 --> 00:35:38,676 For example, that day I was in New York with my children And I have two of these damn things, please remember, two 457 00:35:39,714 --> 00:35:45,893 And we were in a busy street, one of them is 2 years old He was here in my arms, he can walk but he won't Very charlatan 458 00:35:45,928 --> 00:35:48,474 So I had hugged him 459 00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:51,682 And its weight is like the size of 20 children 460 00:35:51,923 --> 00:35:56,220 I don't know, he is small But it has the density of a dying sun 461 00:35:56,255 --> 00:36:00,188 I don't understand how it is so heavy 462 00:36:00,223 --> 00:36:03,750 It looked like a fat raccoon He hugged a bowling ball! He had the same feeling 463 00:36:05,878 --> 00:36:09,343 And the pain on my shoulder was severe 464 00:36:09,378 --> 00:36:13,993 And some signals were sent to my brain You don't like it, just throw it away. "It doesn't matter, just let it die 465 00:36:16,406 --> 00:36:18,614 So I was fighting with this on this side 466 00:36:19,534 --> 00:36:23,658 I took my 5-year-old child like this, I was hopeful It's okay, I haven't looked back for an hour 467 00:36:23,693 --> 00:36:30,055 ...I was just killing a small creature From among the thighs of strange people 468 00:36:30,090 --> 00:36:32,940 The corner of the bag hits his face 469 00:36:32,975 --> 00:36:35,531 I didn't care either 470 00:36:36,939 --> 00:36:40,266 I was in a hurry because my pocket was vibrating And my wife was calling to see where I am 471 00:36:40,301 --> 00:36:43,188 Even though he sent me to do this dirty work 472 00:36:43,223 --> 00:36:46,254 And I was yelling in my pocket as if he could hear "I'm coming, shut up" 473 00:36:49,768 --> 00:36:52,437 And this one talks all the time 474 00:36:52,472 --> 00:36:54,135 all the time 475 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:57,706 With a small sound and half a meter above the ground 476 00:36:57,741 --> 00:37:00,877 Am I going to listen to this nonsense? really 477 00:37:04,768 --> 00:37:07,238 what I'm going to kneel every two seconds "What did you say, dear? Go ahead, what?" 478 00:37:09,467 --> 00:37:11,419 "What?" "Sorry, sir! ... go on, it's not like that" 479 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:18,139 "Yeah... sometimes dogs are brown, that's right" 480 00:37:19,869 --> 00:37:23,329 It's good to hear this nonsense from your stupid mouth. "I didn't miss coming out 481 00:37:25,529 --> 00:37:28,025 "What kind of father would I be like this?" 482 00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:30,842 "If I pretended to listen to this?" 483 00:37:33,079 --> 00:37:35,427 I remember the first time my daughter said a complete sentence 484 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:39,472 This was important because he had never made a complete sentence before He always said only small words 485 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,892 I was doing the dishes And I heard him say behind me 486 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,800 "Daddy, I don't like chicken" 487 00:37:45,006 --> 00:37:48,798 I dropped the plates My wife and I cried and hugged each other 488 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,956 It was a great moment 489 00:37:51,991 --> 00:37:54,431 A week later, I was making dinner He said, "Dad, I don't like chicken." 490 00:37:54,466 --> 00:37:58,611 "Well, we have news of our chicken's death! What are you saying?" 491 00:38:01,794 --> 00:38:04,584 "I don't like chicken" I don't love you either, okay? I don't like you 492 00:38:04,619 --> 00:38:08,807 I don't like people who force me to work And they don't appreciate the things I make for them 493 00:38:09,775 --> 00:38:13,867 Don't you like chicken? So make any kofti you like Get out of that little egg-shaped plastic chair 494 00:38:13,902 --> 00:38:17,185 And make your own dinner Anything you like a lot 495 00:38:20,134 --> 00:38:23,056 I don't like chicken You will love it 496 00:38:23,091 --> 00:38:25,276 Because this is where it will go if you don't eat it 497 00:38:25,311 --> 00:38:27,256 I'm serious 498 00:38:27,461 --> 00:38:31,421 I crush the chicken in a mortar and put it in a bowl with a straw 499 00:38:32,774 --> 00:38:34,979 I have to feed him 500 00:38:35,573 --> 00:38:37,367 He has to eat 501 00:38:38,994 --> 00:38:41,754 When your children don't eat You...you're just going crazy 502 00:38:41,789 --> 00:38:45,115 Because you have a physical need to feed them This is an instinct 503 00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:49,270 And when they just sit there and look at their food "You say, "Knock it off 504 00:38:49,305 --> 00:38:53,413 "You're dying, idiot, eat the food" 505 00:38:58,150 --> 00:39:01,550 "I don't like" "It doesn't matter, do it in your ring" 506 00:39:02,108 --> 00:39:05,333 They have footprints in the hospital They know that I have you 507 00:39:05,432 --> 00:39:09,555 I am not allowed to let you die O garbage, eat it 508 00:39:09,590 --> 00:39:13,231 You have a social security number You are in the system, motherfucker, eat 509 00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:21,185 "If you are thin, I will go to jail, you understand?" 510 00:39:22,670 --> 00:39:27,059 And I love my daughters and I will die for them But my life stinks 511 00:39:27,627 --> 00:39:29,314 That's how it is 512 00:39:29,349 --> 00:39:32,228 When you are a parent All happiness will disappear 513 00:39:32,263 --> 00:39:35,435 You don't have sex with anyone anymore This work will end soon 514 00:39:35,470 --> 00:39:38,002 You...you can't sleep you don't sleep 515 00:39:38,037 --> 00:39:42,327 You don't eat anything, you don't eat You just stand at the table and eat quickly 516 00:39:43,053 --> 00:39:46,505 Some macaroni and cheese and he didn't eat it Now it's your dinner 517 00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:48,359 And people are shouting, "Hurry up." ...I just want 518 00:39:50,124 --> 00:39:53,700 You have no entertainment, your single friends say "Did you see that movie?" 519 00:39:53,735 --> 00:39:56,249 "No, I didn't see the damn movie, okay?" 520 00:39:57,137 --> 00:40:01,669 And you can't even enjoy being a father or mother Because there is no honor in this because we are terrible at this 521 00:40:01,704 --> 00:40:04,326 All are terrible We make big mistakes 522 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:08,951 And then we say, "Oops, permanent damage." "Never mind 523 00:40:10,652 --> 00:40:16,910 The 5-year-old girl has nervous tics and strange fears And I say to him, "Good luck with this, my dear." "These are all my crafts 524 00:40:16,945 --> 00:40:18,976 forgive me 525 00:40:21,025 --> 00:40:23,909 And this is getting harder Do you think it will be easier? 526 00:40:23,944 --> 00:40:27,003 For example, when they are children, you think This part is hard because you have to do all the work 527 00:40:27,038 --> 00:40:30,290 You have to feed them, clothe them Put them in the car, you have to do all the work 528 00:40:30,325 --> 00:40:33,973 But you think it will be easier because they grow up And they all do it themselves 529 00:40:34,008 --> 00:40:38,284 But it's not like that, they grow up and can Do these things, but they don't 530 00:40:38,319 --> 00:40:42,800 So this is actually easier when they are children Because when you want to feed them You just put food down their throat 531 00:40:43,587 --> 00:40:45,962 If you want to wear shoes, heels ...you just take the leg 532 00:40:46,816 --> 00:40:48,159 And you put the shoes in it 533 00:40:48,194 --> 00:40:51,344 He pulls his hands out of his jacket 534 00:40:53,816 --> 00:40:56,242 You throw it in the car and kick the door shut 535 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:03,130 And then... parents, for small breaks They live off their children 536 00:41:03,165 --> 00:41:10,033 Small breaks, like when you put the baby in the car You close the door and that short walk to your door 537 00:41:10,590 --> 00:41:13,847 It's like a fun trip It is very wonderful 538 00:41:17,805 --> 00:41:20,344 And you stand at the car door and say "Okay, damn, that was bad, damn it" 539 00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:24,604 "Oh, I said damn, it's too bad, okay" 540 00:41:26,858 --> 00:41:29,727 "Okay, hey guys." 541 00:41:32,084 --> 00:41:35,849 I was changing my daughter's diaper that day And he is too big for diapers, but he still wears diapers 542 00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:37,971 Give this because this child does not pee 543 00:41:38,006 --> 00:41:40,095 This child is going 544 00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:41,783 This is not good anymore 545 00:41:41,818 --> 00:41:46,581 I was changing his diaper that day It was as if a 48-year-old alcoholic man was in diapers 546 00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:55,644 It was as if he was out all night eating "yegher". After that, he went to Danny's restaurant and ate an omelette (a type of alcoholic drink) 547 00:41:57,149 --> 00:42:00,519 He ate half of it There was a fight in the parking lot 548 00:42:00,897 --> 00:42:03,687 He passed out in a Pontiac and Reid was alone 549 00:42:03,905 --> 00:42:08,374 His friend brought him by car and throwing it from the window on the grass of the house 550 00:42:12,187 --> 00:42:14,770 And now I have to clean it 551 00:42:15,136 --> 00:42:21,028 And it's crazy and you can't even react "You can't say, "What's the situation? You upset me 552 00:42:21,063 --> 00:42:24,861 You can't hurt them because of themselves You must be kind 553 00:42:24,896 --> 00:42:28,175 You open the diaper, only chaos is inside It's a banana 554 00:42:29,015 --> 00:42:34,213 It's just...every new thing amazes me I will never get used to it 555 00:42:34,248 --> 00:42:38,903 For each one, I will say for example "Okay, wow, what's this...what is this?" 556 00:42:38,938 --> 00:42:42,622 "You had diarrhea for a week, I guess." 557 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,964 "Because it's terrible." 558 00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:51,338 ... and 559 00:42:51,373 --> 00:42:54,080 ...but you can't, you have to say... you know 560 00:42:54,497 --> 00:43:00,883 oh, what is this? Wow, you have something amazing here my dear, it's something amazing 561 00:43:03,590 --> 00:43:05,045 This is really good 562 00:43:07,535 --> 00:43:11,392 "Well, let me clean this off your knee." 563 00:43:12,822 --> 00:43:14,898 "Now off your back" 564 00:43:15,783 --> 00:43:19,190 Let me put all these dangerous things together 565 00:43:19,225 --> 00:43:20,956 I'll clean you up 566 00:43:21,217 --> 00:43:23,596 I'll finally clean your little pussy 567 00:43:24,273 --> 00:43:26,560 Who knew my life was going to be like this? 568 00:43:26,595 --> 00:43:28,863 I didn't think so 569 00:43:29,309 --> 00:43:35,532 Who is my relationship with? Cleaning a small person several times a day 570 00:43:35,567 --> 00:43:38,344 They don't tell you that 571 00:43:39,547 --> 00:43:43,278 When you're ready to be a dad No one pulls you aside and says "You know you have to clean a lot of pussy" 572 00:43:43,313 --> 00:43:46,358 "Because whenever he goes, he goes straight to her pussy" 573 00:43:46,393 --> 00:43:48,688 They don't tell you that 574 00:43:54,092 --> 00:43:55,794 No one tells you 575 00:43:58,092 --> 00:44:01,860 And they must say, this is a big part of being a father This is bigger than Christmas 576 00:44:01,895 --> 00:44:06,347 This happens every day You must understand everything, it is very important 577 00:44:12,392 --> 00:44:14,858 Although I am happy that I have a daughter The girls are great 578 00:44:14,893 --> 00:44:18,779 I don't want to clean a child's eggs I'm glad it's not my job 579 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:20,787 I don't want... boys, I have a strange feeling for them 580 00:44:20,822 --> 00:44:25,426 I have several nieces and nephews and they are in the middle of the house And naked with their little red breasts They play in the grass 581 00:44:25,835 --> 00:44:28,853 I just don't like their little dodols This bothers me 582 00:44:28,888 --> 00:44:34,132 I don't know, it just gives me a strange feeling It's as if they are touching my nose with their little dicks 583 00:44:35,736 --> 00:44:38,191 I know this is an irrational fear But it is real for me 584 00:44:39,473 --> 00:44:41,252 For example, after lunch, I fall asleep and wake up sometime 585 00:44:42,619 --> 00:44:44,248 "Damn it, what are you doing?" 586 00:44:44,683 --> 00:44:46,559 "You are picking my nose" 587 00:44:48,995 --> 00:44:50,668 "Zhormar, get lost, Onor" 588 00:44:51,243 --> 00:44:53,939 Control your children, okay?" "They pick my nose when I sleep 589 00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:06,428 Raising boys is hard, mate All my sisters have sons and my heart aches for them 590 00:45:06,629 --> 00:45:08,959 Because this is really hard 591 00:45:09,596 --> 00:45:14,365 The thing is, girls are hard to raise But on another level, they are different 592 00:45:14,627 --> 00:45:16,848 For me, this is the difference between boys and girls 593 00:45:16,883 --> 00:45:19,695 Boys burn everything 594 00:45:20,257 --> 00:45:23,190 The girls themselves are hot 595 00:45:26,180 --> 00:45:27,444 The difference is this 596 00:45:28,806 --> 00:45:34,140 Boys will damage your house which you can measure with dollars, like a storm 597 00:45:36,087 --> 00:45:40,651 Girls leave scars on your soul You will understand later 598 00:45:41,998 --> 00:45:44,342 Like a massacre or a cruel act 599 00:45:46,242 --> 00:45:50,155 For example, my sister once came to our house with her little son He is almost 4 years old 600 00:45:50,190 --> 00:45:54,309 He came and spent the whole day with his son, so his situation was bad 601 00:45:54,778 --> 00:46:00,339 He took a drink and said "I can't, I can't anymore, I can't, I can't anymore" 602 00:46:00,563 --> 00:46:04,026 And I threw a blanket around him and tried to calm him down 603 00:46:05,343 --> 00:46:11,091 And then his little son came to him He had a handful of sand I don't know where it came from, there is no sand in my house 604 00:46:11,681 --> 00:46:13,467 He had a fist full of sand 605 00:46:14,895 --> 00:46:19,612 He went to his mother and so on He poured them into his drink 606 00:46:23,089 --> 00:46:25,681 It was the only thing he had 607 00:46:26,248 --> 00:46:28,387 And the boy destroyed it 608 00:46:29,572 --> 00:46:34,424 He was really sure, it was not like this "He was like, 'Yeah, this shit goes right here.' 609 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:45,839 And my brain whistled because I have a daughter They don't even fantasize about this 610 00:46:45,874 --> 00:46:48,016 Even this does not enter their brains That a person can do such a thing 611 00:46:48,446 --> 00:46:50,463 But they are hot 612 00:46:50,498 --> 00:46:57,278 For example, a 5-year-old girl broke one of her toys that day And he asked me to break his sister's toy 613 00:46:58,523 --> 00:47:00,304 to be fair 614 00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:04,893 And I did this 615 00:47:07,601 --> 00:47:09,426 To this extent, he humiliated me 616 00:47:09,461 --> 00:47:14,109 I broke his little toy And I felt terrible, I was crying 617 00:47:14,518 --> 00:47:18,832 And I looked at him And he had a scary smile on his face 618 00:47:23,390 --> 00:47:25,270 This is the difference between boys and girls 619 00:47:25,675 --> 00:47:28,235 And this is actually the difference between men and women 620 00:47:28,270 --> 00:47:30,796 Because a man, for example, hits your car 621 00:47:31,238 --> 00:47:33,391 Or it will set fire to your house 622 00:47:33,426 --> 00:47:35,639 Or he will beat you like a dog 623 00:47:35,674 --> 00:47:39,956 But a woman will destroy your damn life 624 00:47:39,991 --> 00:47:41,848 Do you see the difference? 625 00:47:41,883 --> 00:47:44,830 For example, a man cuts off your hand and throws it in the river 626 00:47:45,580 --> 00:47:49,331 But it makes you healthy as a human being 627 00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:51,978 He doesn't give a shit about who you are 628 00:47:52,630 --> 00:47:57,014 Women are not violent But they go into your heart 629 00:48:04,816 --> 00:48:10,064 My wife and I have been married for almost 9 years So we are almost done 630 00:48:14,844 --> 00:48:17,877 After 9 years and two children You look at me like this little by little, for example 631 00:48:17,912 --> 00:48:19,908 ...not us 632 00:48:19,943 --> 00:48:22,755 We cannot continue this work Who does this? 633 00:48:23,906 --> 00:48:28,857 We were going to the psychologist for a while and one day the psychologist said "You should date each other." 634 00:48:29,716 --> 00:48:31,437 I said too "Gaydemt, I won't do that." 635 00:48:31,673 --> 00:48:36,182 I dated my wife and I didn't think about it I wanted to call him again, it was not very cool 636 00:48:40,525 --> 00:48:43,581 When some time has passed since your marriage Some things become easier 637 00:48:43,616 --> 00:48:43,909 You start to understand each other 638 00:48:43,944 --> 00:48:45,879 And you look at yourself more 639 00:48:45,914 --> 00:48:48,978 You spend a lot of time in your marriage looking at others You try to change them or understand them 640 00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:52,971 Then you will know how to help them And blame them less 641 00:48:53,006 --> 00:48:55,845 You know...for example, my wife doesn't have sex with me anymore I know this now 642 00:48:56,089 --> 00:48:58,029 But I have a different feeling about this 643 00:48:58,064 --> 00:49:03,864 I used to get angry and say He didn't give me a month. "How can he do this to me? 644 00:49:04,966 --> 00:49:10,468 Now I look at myself and say "How did he give me those years?" 645 00:49:11,488 --> 00:49:17,622 He gave me years It is not possible that he enjoyed most of these sexes 646 00:49:18,559 --> 00:49:20,874 Which means he did his part in the team 647 00:49:20,938 --> 00:49:22,961 You must respect this damn thing 648 00:49:23,874 --> 00:49:28,731 Because I... because I think this is hard for women To have sex if they don't like it 649 00:49:29,145 --> 00:49:30,865 This is not a skill they generally have 650 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:33,297 Men have this... it's different We have different sexual skills 651 00:49:33,355 --> 00:49:36,135 Men can do everything It doesn't matter to us 652 00:49:36,170 --> 00:49:39,167 We will kill you if we don't like you ...everyone knows this, but 653 00:49:40,864 --> 00:49:44,330 We do you even if we don't like you 654 00:49:44,365 --> 00:49:47,480 Even if we haven't split I will kill you, give me a moment" "I will find a way 655 00:49:47,515 --> 00:49:48,144 It doesn't matter to us 656 00:49:48,282 --> 00:49:49,655 We do things 657 00:49:50,797 --> 00:49:54,859 We have a rusty keyhole that is a donkey's ass We take the nailed one, it is not for us 658 00:49:54,991 --> 00:49:58,210 We have sperm present and ready We just don't care 659 00:49:58,896 --> 00:50:05,107 Women have another skill that they can do with their minds decide to have sex or not 660 00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:08,083 Which is amazing for me 661 00:50:08,118 --> 00:50:11,996 Women can decide not to have sex in the middle of sex 662 00:50:13,265 --> 00:50:14,899 This is very strange for me 663 00:50:14,934 --> 00:50:18,927 that they can hold hands Because something else distracted them 664 00:50:19,356 --> 00:50:24,418 If I am killing you, you can take a picture of yourself Show that you are going to cut off my mother's head 665 00:50:25,073 --> 00:50:30,306 ...and I'm like, "Oh, this 666 00:50:31,635 --> 00:50:35,699 after my water came "We are talking about this picture 667 00:50:37,090 --> 00:50:37,808 ...this is true 668 00:50:44,302 --> 00:50:45,741 Because I need water i need 669 00:50:46,269 --> 00:50:48,459 Getting out of water is a necessity 670 00:50:48,494 --> 00:50:51,614 I got water for the first time when I was 12 years old And I didn't miss a single day 671 00:50:53,048 --> 00:50:57,318 I am thirsty every day and you are my life ...maybe I've had sex 20 times, so 672 00:50:57,742 --> 00:51:00,392 I was the only one who did most of the work 673 00:51:00,427 --> 00:51:04,579 And I'm really... you know, I'm very shy And this makes me sad, I don't know why 674 00:51:04,614 --> 00:51:07,861 Maybe because it is selfish I don't know how, but I know it's bad 675 00:51:07,896 --> 00:51:09,508 I know I am hurting someone somewhere 676 00:51:09,543 --> 00:51:13,892 There is a problem... for example, I was thinking about this that day that you can understand how bad a person you are 677 00:51:13,927 --> 00:51:18,258 By how long after 9/11 You asked, how long did you wait? 678 00:51:19,330 --> 00:51:23,987 And for me, it was between the collapse of two buildings ...so I have a feeling 679 00:51:28,677 --> 00:51:29,999 I had to do this I had to 680 00:51:30,034 --> 00:51:32,454 Otherwise, they win At that time, I looked at the case like this 681 00:51:32,975 --> 00:51:35,112 This was a strange time for all of us 682 00:51:38,661 --> 00:51:41,581 I know all of you Wait a whole week because you are cool 683 00:51:41,784 --> 00:51:43,068 But I couldn't 684 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:47,953 Khir Shaq, the division, must be destroyed Something must happen 685 00:51:49,138 --> 00:51:51,706 Fraud destroys everything 686 00:51:52,356 --> 00:51:55,261 And I...I really hate being divided I hate all the splits I've had so far 687 00:51:55,296 --> 00:51:56,688 I remember the first time, I was 9 years old 688 00:51:56,723 --> 00:51:58,326 This is the worst thing about a little boy's life 689 00:51:58,361 --> 00:52:01,261 When you are 9 years old, you will learn 690 00:52:01,296 --> 00:52:05,045 And for 3 damn years, you don't like water 691 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:09,072 Just three years of little damned cracks 692 00:52:10,641 --> 00:52:11,796 They do not disappear 693 00:52:11,831 --> 00:52:14,792 Just whining, you'll lose your mind 694 00:52:15,932 --> 00:52:18,299 And when you wake up, it's still flat 695 00:52:18,334 --> 00:52:19,613 This is terrible 696 00:52:19,648 --> 00:52:23,491 If you see a 9-year-old child on the street Give him 20 dollars like this because he is very miserable 697 00:52:24,131 --> 00:52:26,753 Or blow his milk You can help him however you feel 698 00:52:32,736 --> 00:52:36,458 I remember, friend I remember I was 9 years old and I used to dance 699 00:52:36,493 --> 00:52:39,027 And I didn't know why or what to do 700 00:52:39,062 --> 00:52:41,366 I was just rubbing my milk on the table 701 00:52:41,401 --> 00:52:42,371 It was the only thing I was doing 702 00:52:42,406 --> 00:52:43,495 everything 703 00:52:43,530 --> 00:52:46,901 If I was standing in front of a car I just pushed it to the car 704 00:52:47,838 --> 00:52:50,266 "This heat from the sun is good." 705 00:52:54,481 --> 00:52:59,199 I used to run home after school In order to be able to do the whole house, I would actually do the house 706 00:53:00,324 --> 00:53:02,438 I was breaking the wall, I was breaking the ground 707 00:53:02,473 --> 00:53:05,670 If you have a 9-year-old boy at home He is doing your house now 708 00:53:05,705 --> 00:53:07,355 Because this is what we do I just do 709 00:53:07,735 --> 00:53:09,256 We had a velvet sofa 710 00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:10,199 That was my sofa 711 00:53:10,234 --> 00:53:11,530 I did it all day 712 00:53:11,531 --> 00:53:14,871 Without any result, I was just shouting I was just disappointed 713 00:53:17,246 --> 00:53:18,602 I used to do strange things with my milk 714 00:53:18,637 --> 00:53:21,820 For example, I would put it in the refrigerator I don't know why 715 00:53:21,855 --> 00:53:24,383 I just liked the pressure 716 00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:28,698 I liked that one side was metal And on the other side was a rubber accordion with a magnet 717 00:53:28,716 --> 00:53:36,135 I was saying aaaaaah The cold air hits my knees Ahh, good, good, I don't know why, but good 718 00:53:40,808 --> 00:53:44,351 Honestly, I don't know how I used to have sex Because I was terrible at this job 719 00:53:44,386 --> 00:53:45,666 I still am 720 00:53:45,701 --> 00:53:52,382 I never understood, for example, they are people who have confidence in themselves, for example, when they go out with a girl They know when to kiss 721 00:53:52,405 --> 00:53:53,655 i can't I say for example 722 00:53:53,699 --> 00:53:56,982 "Can I do you?" I say it like this 723 00:54:01,012 --> 00:54:04,845 I remember one night I was with a girl I was almost 20 years old and I was performing a stand-up show 724 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,449 And I performed a show in Washington 725 00:54:06,484 --> 00:54:09,608 And after the show, one of the waiters Back to my hotel room, it was very beautiful 726 00:54:09,643 --> 00:54:11,496 And we played love in the hotel 727 00:54:11,531 --> 00:54:13,514 And he liked it, as if he was attracted to me 728 00:54:13,549 --> 00:54:16,922 So I lifted my hand from her clothes And he stopped me 729 00:54:17,305 --> 00:54:18,353 I said, "Okay." 730 00:54:18,388 --> 00:54:22,259 And then we made more love And I put my hand on his butt and he stopped me 731 00:54:22,698 --> 00:54:24,905 So after a while he went home Nothing happened 732 00:54:25,286 --> 00:54:29,749 And the next day, I saw him in the club and he said "Hey, what happened last night?" 733 00:54:30,717 --> 00:54:32,396 I said, "What?" 734 00:54:32,431 --> 00:54:34,538 he said "How come we didn't have sex?" 735 00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:36,912 I said, "Because you didn't want to." 736 00:54:36,947 --> 00:54:39,599 he said "Yes, I wanted to, I really liked it" 737 00:54:39,634 --> 00:54:41,660 I said "Then why did you stop me?" 738 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:44,588 he said "Because I wanted you to go to him" 739 00:54:46,318 --> 00:54:48,290 I said "What do you mean?" 740 00:54:48,325 --> 00:54:54,943 "I'm kind of weird," he said I become an insect when a guy is disappointed and me "He sleeps on the ground, it makes me feel bad 741 00:54:56,065 --> 00:54:59,025 I said, "Well, you should have told me this." "I would happily do this for you 742 00:54:59,664 --> 00:55:02,456 And he said "No, this should feel real and dangerous." 743 00:55:02,491 --> 00:55:05,658 I said "Have you lost your damn mind?" 744 00:55:05,862 --> 00:55:11,815 Do you think I will rape you like this? On the off chance that you might like it? 745 00:55:18,414 --> 00:55:24,597 ...what a fool "I feel some kind of rape from this girl, I don't know" 746 00:55:25,226 --> 00:55:28,678 I think from being raped Maybe he enjoys it, maybe this is a feature 747 00:55:30,413 --> 00:55:32,363 ...I don't want to ask and spoil it, then 748 00:55:33,159 --> 00:55:36,064 Let's take a risk and violate it to understand 749 00:55:36,566 --> 00:55:39,220 What is the worst thing that can happen? 750 00:55:40,399 --> 00:55:42,082 ...God 751 00:55:45,627 --> 00:55:49,520 In any case, this is all in the past Sex is over for me 752 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:50,600 It's just me and my wife 753 00:55:50,635 --> 00:55:52,050 And this is sad because my wife is beautiful 754 00:55:52,085 --> 00:55:53,521 I like to look at him and love him 755 00:55:53,763 --> 00:55:56,232 It's fantastic, it really is 756 00:55:56,267 --> 00:55:58,493 He has just turned 40 years old and looks amazing 757 00:55:58,528 --> 00:56:02,147 And it's not because he looks younger than 40 years He looks exactly 40 years old 758 00:56:02,584 --> 00:56:04,147 But I like this 759 00:56:04,182 --> 00:56:07,524 I didn't know if I like it, but I think it's really sexy I like this, I like elegant women 760 00:56:07,559 --> 00:56:08,099 This is a great motivator 761 00:56:08,328 --> 00:56:11,619 He... has those gray streaks in his hair And I think this is sexy... I really think so 762 00:56:11,654 --> 00:56:14,214 He has strong hands to lift children 763 00:56:14,249 --> 00:56:17,743 She is strong and sexy on another level You know... he is changing 764 00:56:17,778 --> 00:56:21,398 He smells different, his eyes were blue before They are black now 765 00:56:21,433 --> 00:56:23,108 ... like that 766 00:56:23,143 --> 00:56:24,181 roughed up 767 00:56:24,710 --> 00:56:26,639 It has a kind of terrible look 768 00:56:27,552 --> 00:56:30,212 All these lines on his face Because of what I did with it, you know 769 00:56:30,590 --> 00:56:32,109 It has a personality 770 00:56:33,198 --> 00:56:36,541 It looks like one of those photos in the "Dust Bowl" incident (Sandstorm in America) 771 00:56:40,966 --> 00:56:43,166 He is rough, I like him This excites me 772 00:56:43,201 --> 00:56:45,197 This is what I like now I like women 773 00:56:45,232 --> 00:56:46,186 ...impressive women, you know 774 00:56:46,221 --> 00:56:47,916 Girls, I'm done with them a long time ago 775 00:56:47,951 --> 00:56:49,664 22 year old girls God is behind you 776 00:56:49,699 --> 00:56:53,072 Go take your shot Every mistake you make with your time 777 00:56:55,212 --> 00:56:56,322 I am not like this anymore 778 00:56:56,883 --> 00:56:57,935 I like women 779 00:56:57,970 --> 00:57:00,382 And I know that this is insulting For 22-year-old girls who say, for example 780 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:02,542 I am a woman, I am 22 years old. "I am completely a woman 781 00:57:03,622 --> 00:57:06,906 I am no longer a girl and I am a woman 782 00:57:08,290 --> 00:57:09,652 Not for me, sorry 783 00:57:09,687 --> 00:57:13,498 For me, you are not a woman until you have several children And your life is ruined 784 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:15,913 ... This is really... when you become a woman 785 00:57:15,948 --> 00:57:20,006 Come out of your vagina ...and destroy your dreams. this 786 00:57:23,028 --> 00:57:26,413 If you are still alive after this nonsense you are a woman 787 00:57:27,822 --> 00:57:30,996 If you still go to the club and the hair in a ponytail And you have a little dress 788 00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:36,631 You are standing outside a club, waiting to go inside The weather is 2 degrees and you are not wearing any jacket, just a small dress And you say, "When we go inside, it will be great." 789 00:57:36,666 --> 00:57:38,758 you are a girl 790 00:57:39,012 --> 00:57:41,149 I will give you a jacket and send you home I don't want to do it 791 00:57:41,215 --> 00:57:44,168 I joke with you, but I don't want to hurt you and get caught 792 00:57:46,105 --> 00:57:48,478 I want to do it but you don't want to give it to me So, in any case, I'm waiting for you 793 00:57:54,429 --> 00:57:56,575 ....I'm totally willing to do it, but 794 00:57:59,445 --> 00:58:02,792 This is the difference between girls and women And it's not about age 795 00:58:02,827 --> 00:58:06,478 There is a reason they say "girls go crazy". (name of a movie) 796 00:58:06,730 --> 00:58:09,359 Did you notice that they don't say "women go crazy"? 797 00:58:09,751 --> 00:58:13,852 Because no one ever DVD He doesn't buy "crazy women". 798 00:58:14,542 --> 00:58:18,155 Because when girls go crazy They show their memes to the nation 799 00:58:18,190 --> 00:58:21,290 When women go crazy They kill men 800 00:58:22,938 --> 00:58:26,753 And they drown their children in the bathtub This is what crazy women do 801 00:58:27,279 --> 00:58:29,324 They do not show their breasts to anyone 802 00:58:30,167 --> 00:58:33,174 They have sex with closed bras This is something else entirely 803 00:58:35,322 --> 00:58:38,181 Try to take a picture of your 40-year-old wife When he comes out of the bathroom 804 00:58:38,231 --> 00:58:41,353 "Fuck in your mouth, get out of here" 805 00:58:42,746 --> 00:58:46,728 This is not funny! You thought this was cool "For example, he says, "Don't do this But he says, "Get lost, Mertike." 806 00:58:48,039 --> 00:58:49,115 "Excuse me" 807 00:58:51,102 --> 00:58:54,476 Because he doesn't have a meme anymore She has breasts 808 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:57,215 which should be checked and maintained 809 00:58:57,719 --> 00:59:02,336 I pay for my wife's breasts This is the work of a grown woman 810 00:59:03,354 --> 00:59:06,695 Girls have breasts With a small and soft tip 811 00:59:06,730 --> 00:59:08,744 And this is amazing 812 00:59:08,779 --> 00:59:15,061 But you are not a woman until Have a big and chewed nipple 813 00:59:18,946 --> 00:59:23,442 And besides, you are not a man either Until you kill one of those damn things 814 00:59:25,008 --> 00:59:27,917 Thank you very much, friends I hope you had a good time 815 00:59:28,349 --> 00:59:29,851 thank you 816 00:59:30,473 --> 00:59:32,474 good night 817 00:59:37,772 --> 00:59:47,819 Pooria translated and subtitled by 818 00:59:47,997 --> 00:59:58,385 01:00:18,851 TVSDL.Com .: Download series and movies:. 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