1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:04,795 I can't find anything to wear. 2 00:00:05,087 --> 00:00:06,047 I think I finally understand 3 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:07,548 why you don't have a second car. 4 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,050 It's not all Jane's fault. 5 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:11,010 I mean, my smoothie budget is out of control. 6 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,972 Daddy don't do domestic papaya. Splash. 7 00:00:15,264 --> 00:00:17,141 I think I got it. What could you have up there 8 00:00:17,433 --> 00:00:18,726 that you haven't tried on? 9 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,978 You'll see. Okay, you're a crazy lady. 10 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:22,688 Oh, my God. 11 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:24,649 You're gonna wear your wedding dress 12 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,150 to a charity event? Yeah, maybe. 13 00:00:26,442 --> 00:00:28,319 I don't understand what you're raising money for. 14 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:31,155 Animals For Change? Trying to genetically modify animals? 15 00:00:31,447 --> 00:00:32,740 Ooh, I want a teacup rhino. 16 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:35,201 Animals For Change helps protect endangered species. 17 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:36,994 Except pandas. They have plenty of money. 18 00:00:37,286 --> 00:00:39,038 They are the breast cancer of animal charities. 19 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,457 Someone else will be crafting opening remarks? 20 00:00:41,749 --> 00:00:43,167 Oh, you guys, what am I gonna wear? 21 00:00:43,459 --> 00:00:44,877 This event is stressing me out. 22 00:00:45,169 --> 00:00:46,546 Jane, let me make you a dress. 23 00:00:46,837 --> 00:00:49,131 I've been taking fashion design classes online. 24 00:00:49,423 --> 00:00:51,425 Are you guys familiar with Tim Gunn? Yeah. 25 00:00:51,717 --> 00:00:52,802 Sure. Huge fan. 26 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,762 It's run by his step-second cousin 27 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:56,222 Nick Gun, with one N. 28 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,474 Tim blocked him from using "make it work," 29 00:00:58,766 --> 00:01:00,393 but he don't own "figure it out." 30 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,270 It's okay. I think I'm gonna buy something. 31 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,231 Yo, son, ready to take this rock to the hole? 32 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:07,441 What's up, son? We going street on this, son. 33 00:01:08,734 --> 00:01:10,236 I swam as a kid. 34 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,196 Max, why so much side boob? Talk to me. 35 00:01:12,488 --> 00:01:14,323 He wants you to notice his new tattoo. 36 00:01:14,615 --> 00:01:15,950 Oh, another tattoo, huh? 37 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,327 You really don't wanna be buried in a Jewish cemetery. 38 00:01:18,619 --> 00:01:20,746 Tacos Mi Corazon was having a special offer. 39 00:01:21,038 --> 00:01:23,541 Get free tacos for life if you get a tattoo of their logo. 40 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,252 You don't wanna be buried in a Mexican cemetery either. 41 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:29,297 The joke is on you, because my corpse will be unrecognizable. 42 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:32,091 Only you would spend hundreds of dollars on a tattoo 43 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:35,011 just to get a free 99-cent food item. 44 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,555 Well, it also affords me the ability 45 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,766 to threaten to get food on your clothes every day. 46 00:01:41,058 --> 00:01:42,852 Oh, no, I won't. I couldn't. 47 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:45,187 But I could. But I wouldn't. 48 00:01:45,479 --> 00:01:49,483 But I shouldn't. But I should. But I shouldn't. But I... 49 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,738 Respect. 50 00:02:07,668 --> 00:02:10,046 Penny, where have you been? I texted you 911 three times. 51 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:12,673 What is it? Did you push a Q-tip too far in again? 52 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:14,967 My brother dropped off his kids for the weekend, 53 00:02:15,259 --> 00:02:18,179 so him and his ricotta-selling wife can save their marriage, 54 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:21,015 which, to quote my best-man speech, "is doomed." 55 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,225 So now I'm stuck with these rug rats 56 00:02:23,517 --> 00:02:25,978 and their garbage hipster names for like three full days. 57 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:31,567 Hey. Django. Hi, Rope. 58 00:02:31,859 --> 00:02:33,986 Uncle Max didn't mean that. He loves your names. 59 00:02:34,278 --> 00:02:35,863 It's just opposite day, right? 60 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:38,532 Uh, yeah, it's opposite day. Everything's fiip-flopped. 61 00:02:38,824 --> 00:02:40,159 Yeah. Your dad doesn't have a Facebook profile 62 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,328 under Jeffrey Scrotum. 63 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,206 Come on. What? Penny, I hate kids. 64 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:46,916 Not the hate that goes away 65 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,210 after misadventures where we grow to love each other. 66 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,961 A blistering hate for them 67 00:02:51,253 --> 00:02:52,755 and their creepy, tiny, little features. 68 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:54,423 Max, you're in luck. 69 00:02:54,715 --> 00:02:56,008 If there's anything that 15 years 70 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:57,927 of babysitting has taught me, it's one, 71 00:02:58,219 --> 00:02:59,345 if a dad asks how school's going, 72 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:01,013 don't bite your lip and say: 73 00:03:01,305 --> 00:03:02,890 "We're not talking about school." 74 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:05,184 And, two, kids love me. 75 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:07,812 I'm gonna have these two calling me Aunt Penny 76 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:11,023 before Jeffrey Scrotum can get to a thousand friends. 77 00:03:11,315 --> 00:03:13,317 So anyway, thank you for understanding 78 00:03:13,609 --> 00:03:15,820 that I just wanna buy my dress for the event. 79 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,279 Yeah, it's totally fine. 80 00:03:17,571 --> 00:03:18,989 I mean, this is my first year running it, 81 00:03:19,281 --> 00:03:21,325 and I wanna make my mark, you know, stand out. 82 00:03:21,617 --> 00:03:24,453 Yes, of course. Look, I'm fine. Come on. Hug it out. 83 00:03:24,745 --> 00:03:26,288 Okay. I can feel you measuring me. 84 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:27,998 Oh, come on. Give me a chance. 85 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,334 Al, I am sure that you are doing great 86 00:03:30,626 --> 00:03:32,128 at those online Project Runway classes. 87 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,171 Ooh. Legally, we're not allowed to call it that, 88 00:03:34,463 --> 00:03:35,881 so it's Situation Walkspace. 89 00:03:36,173 --> 00:03:38,259 But, Jane, I got so many great dress ideas. 90 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,970 That's always your problem. You have so many ideas 91 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,763 and then you mash them all together 92 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:44,223 instead of focusing on one. 93 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:46,392 Look, I can keep the dress simple and elegant. 94 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:48,978 Please. Please. Please. Oh, hang on. I'm getting a call. 95 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:53,733 Hello? Jane, it's for you. It's please, please, please. 96 00:03:54,024 --> 00:03:55,693 Fine. Yeah. 97 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:59,363 Whoa, whoa. No hat? Good note. 98 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:02,199 You're pureeing. 99 00:04:02,491 --> 00:04:04,744 Now you're whipping. No. Whisking. 100 00:04:05,035 --> 00:04:06,412 You're right between whip and whisk. 101 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:08,789 You're right between them. 102 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:11,584 Now you're just chopping, you crazy son of a bitch. 103 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,044 Ha, ha! Damn, you're good. Nine in a row. 104 00:04:14,336 --> 00:04:16,255 Yeah, man. Who's the wild man now? 105 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:17,798 Can't hear you. Who's the wild man? 106 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:19,759 - Now he can hear you. - Brad-mamma-jamma. 107 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:21,594 Drew-crew. 108 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:25,014 Got those long johns for your long john. 109 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,892 Two-day priority? I love the way you ship, man. 110 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:29,727 I love the way you deliver. 111 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,687 - Oh, Dave, Drew. Drew, Dave. - Hey. 112 00:04:33,105 --> 00:04:34,857 All right. Yeah, man. 113 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:37,943 Regulation says I gotta turn this into trash. 114 00:04:38,235 --> 00:04:39,820 Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, yes, I did. 115 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,531 Oh! 116 00:04:42,823 --> 00:04:44,325 At the buzzer. 117 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,659 He makes it from way up top. 118 00:04:45,951 --> 00:04:47,203 This guy can ball. 119 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:50,664 Stop that. But, yes, he can. 120 00:04:50,956 --> 00:04:52,249 Drew, our buddy's stuck babysitting 121 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:54,668 so we need a third for our 3-on-3 game. Want in? 122 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,254 Does Frank in 4B need sex doll repair parts? 123 00:04:57,546 --> 00:04:59,882 Uh... Yeah, he does. 124 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,383 Matter of fact, I better get going. 125 00:05:01,675 --> 00:05:03,344 He gets super horny around noon. 126 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,720 But who doesn't, right? 127 00:05:05,012 --> 00:05:06,514 Amen, man. 128 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,098 Is he gonna play or...? 129 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:10,434 Oh, hey, just to be clear on the metaphor. 130 00:05:10,726 --> 00:05:13,229 Yes, I am playing. All right. Drew-tang clan. 131 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:17,149 Man, I can't wait to play basketball with that Drewd. 132 00:05:17,441 --> 00:05:22,363 And this is my favorite room in the entire doll museum. 133 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,574 It's all antique dolls. 134 00:05:25,866 --> 00:05:27,910 Wow, Penny. This is where you take kids? 135 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,621 Max, this is where I used to take the kids I babysat. 136 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,832 Sure, it's gotten a little rundown 137 00:05:33,123 --> 00:05:34,416 since Madame LeFlarge got dementia, 138 00:05:34,708 --> 00:05:36,627 but I think the kids are digging it. 139 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:40,506 I'm scared. Guys, don't be scared, okay? 140 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,466 These dolls are works of art. 141 00:05:42,758 --> 00:05:46,720 "Handcrafted with real human hair and teeth." 142 00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:48,305 Eww. 143 00:05:48,597 --> 00:05:49,890 I'm tired and hungry. 144 00:05:50,182 --> 00:05:51,600 Aunt Penny made us some lunches 145 00:05:51,892 --> 00:05:54,353 and we're gonna go downstairs to this cool museum café 146 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:57,648 where you guys can eat with the dolls. 147 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,734 I don't wanna see the dolls eat. No way. 148 00:06:01,026 --> 00:06:02,862 They're hugging me. Little hands are all over me. 149 00:06:03,153 --> 00:06:04,321 You said you knew what kids liked. 150 00:06:04,613 --> 00:06:06,031 They're just hungry. 151 00:06:06,323 --> 00:06:09,451 Guys, I made us cantaloupe cut in the shape of dolls. 152 00:06:09,743 --> 00:06:11,912 It was a theme. 153 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:13,914 Okay, you're fired. I'm taking over. Let's go. 154 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,878 I love you all. 155 00:06:19,169 --> 00:06:22,548 Wilmer, can I get four of your most colorful Jarritos, please? 156 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,884 And let me get a cup of pico de gallo, 157 00:06:25,175 --> 00:06:29,346 extra de gallo on that. Thanks, Wilmer. 158 00:06:29,638 --> 00:06:32,349 Cool. You don't have to pay? Got a taco tattoo, free. 159 00:06:32,641 --> 00:06:34,059 I want a tattoo. Me too. 160 00:06:34,351 --> 00:06:36,145 Cool. Cool. I know a place that does kids. 161 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:37,980 Max. Fine. 162 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:39,982 No tattoo until you finish your tacos. 163 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:42,067 Thanks, Uncle Max. Asked you not to call me that. 164 00:06:42,359 --> 00:06:43,694 You're funny, Uncle Max. 165 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:45,154 Hey. 166 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:49,074 I like tacos too. I like tacos too. 167 00:06:49,366 --> 00:06:50,409 Let's hear it forAunt Penny. 168 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,537 I'm awesome! 169 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,168 To be fair, I am their real uncle. 170 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,502 Blood is thicker than annoying. 171 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,256 - Ha! - What's up? 172 00:07:04,548 --> 00:07:06,258 Drew! 173 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:09,053 You ready to ball it up, son? You know it. 174 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,847 Everything I'm wearing is from the Pau Gasol collection. 175 00:07:12,139 --> 00:07:13,974 I just dumped out, I should be light on my feet. 176 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:16,268 Ninety percent of the game's balance, 177 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,436 7 percent's focus, 2 percent heart, 178 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,356 2 percent is stretching it out, homes. 179 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:23,150 You see what I'm saying? Watch this. 180 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:24,401 Right on, man. 181 00:07:24,693 --> 00:07:25,861 Yeah. That's the stuff. 182 00:07:26,153 --> 00:07:27,863 All right, I think this dude is the perfect guy 183 00:07:28,155 --> 00:07:29,406 to N1 with us, fool. 184 00:07:29,698 --> 00:07:32,159 Do you even know what N1 is? It's a rap group. 185 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:35,412 I know my hip-hop, son. 186 00:07:35,704 --> 00:07:38,165 Here we go. Check ball. 187 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:39,458 Ball in. Check ball. 188 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:40,960 Check ball. I just said that. 189 00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:42,962 Ready to do this, bitch boy? 190 00:07:43,253 --> 00:07:44,421 Aw! Come on, man. Bring it. 191 00:07:44,713 --> 00:07:47,883 Come on, man. Come on. Aah! Yeah. Foul. 192 00:07:48,175 --> 00:07:49,259 On who? You. 193 00:07:49,551 --> 00:07:50,469 Everybody saw it, man. Don't play. 194 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:53,097 It's just a game. Check it. 195 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,015 Yeah. All right. Here we go. 196 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:57,267 It's Drew time. You ready for this? 197 00:07:57,559 --> 00:07:58,894 I don't think so. Aah! 198 00:07:59,186 --> 00:08:00,479 Get out... Get out of my way. 199 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:03,023 You shut up. Shut up. Oh, come on. 200 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:06,443 Ooh, hoo, hoo! Huh? How you like my sweat, homeboy? 201 00:08:06,735 --> 00:08:08,779 I got weird glands. I can't turn it off. 202 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,698 I can't turn it off. Oh! 203 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,702 Hey, pull your pants up, weirdo. 204 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,830 I'm open. I'm open. I'm open. Yes! 205 00:08:19,456 --> 00:08:21,875 Come on! Foul. Man, that is ridiculous. 206 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:24,628 You are T'd up. You are T'd up. Get out. 207 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,714 Oh! 208 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,298 Gotta stay warm. Gotta stay loose. 209 00:08:31,593 --> 00:08:32,886 What are you looking at? 210 00:08:37,057 --> 00:08:38,475 Come on, Jane. Let's see it. 211 00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:42,021 Well? It's beautiful. 212 00:08:42,312 --> 00:08:44,815 I mean, it's... It's clean, 213 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,984 it's elegant, it's not poking me. 214 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,194 I mean, it's everything I wanted for my event. 215 00:08:49,486 --> 00:08:52,322 Well, I took your advice. I focused and I kept it simple. 216 00:08:52,614 --> 00:08:53,574 I mean, I love it. 217 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,159 I am so glad 218 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,578 because I thought I was gonna be dealing with a real mess 219 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,955 like a bedsheet with secret pockets 220 00:09:00,247 --> 00:09:02,583 and Velcro with no corresponding Velcro, maybe a... 221 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,376 We can just go with "I love it." 222 00:09:04,668 --> 00:09:06,003 I do. I love it. 223 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:07,880 Great game, guys. Ow! 224 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,715 Let's go rip some beers. 225 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,425 I know a bar just a few blocks away. 226 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,552 Takes coins, so stop at a Laundromat. 227 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,262 Hey, I got a thing, man. 228 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,306 Sounds real. I respect that. 229 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,224 I'm probably gonna go home and watch some TV. 230 00:09:19,516 --> 00:09:23,604 Ah, yes, I hear you, loud and clear. 231 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,898 I said I had a thing, man. I was in the clear. 232 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:28,108 Yeah, Like I was gonna let you leave me alone with him 233 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,568 while he "showers up" at my place. 234 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,320 Hey, Brad. Thanks again, man, 235 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:32,821 for letting me borrow your loofah. 236 00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:34,364 Guys, gotta get over here. 237 00:09:34,656 --> 00:09:36,450 There's a great episode of The Man Show on. 238 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,787 We gotta get him out of here. 239 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,122 Yo, Drew, listen, man... 240 00:09:42,414 --> 00:09:43,499 Uh, you know what? 241 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,084 I already know what you're gonna say, 242 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,710 and I'm sorry. 243 00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:48,212 I got a little wild this afternoon. 244 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:49,880 You know, I run hot. What can I tell you? 245 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,132 I play to win, even though we lost. 246 00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:54,093 Yeah. It's cool, man. 247 00:09:54,384 --> 00:09:55,344 Don't worry about it. Yeah. 248 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,387 Really? All right, good, 249 00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:00,891 because I got three sweet seats to the Bears game tomorrow 250 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,184 and I'm two bros short. 251 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,770 What do you say, bros? Uh... 252 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,814 Close to the action. 253 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,233 All right. We wouldn't wanna waste those. 254 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,527 For real? That's what I'm talking about. 255 00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:19,118 Hey. Hey, Pen. What's up? 256 00:10:19,409 --> 00:10:21,787 I was in the neighb. I thought I'd come take the kids. 257 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:23,163 Oh, you know what? We're cool. 258 00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:24,957 This whole "taking care of kids" business 259 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,000 is way easier than I thought. 260 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,586 Yeah, TV really is nature's babysitter. 261 00:10:29,878 --> 00:10:33,090 Yeah. You can't just plop the kids in front of a TV 262 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,758 and it's okay because you didn't know. 263 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:37,511 But kids need to be active. Seriously? Come on. 264 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,012 They were doing okay. 265 00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:40,722 Eventually, they'll get bored of this. 266 00:10:41,014 --> 00:10:41,974 I'll tag you on out. 267 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:43,934 I'm good. Ain't no thang. Get out. 268 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:47,271 It's a thang. I can't leave... Pass me the baton, Max. 269 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:48,647 I need them to love me. 270 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,029 I'm Princess Penny 271 00:10:56,321 --> 00:10:57,865 from the palace of Chicago. 272 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,449 Huh? 273 00:10:59,741 --> 00:11:03,245 Who's ready for a heated link here, huh? Anybody? 274 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,330 They're good. Knock, knock. 275 00:11:05,622 --> 00:11:07,666 Try it, man. It's delicious. 276 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,669 Come on, big man. Give it a shot. Come on, man. 277 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,754 All right. Brad, how you like that baked ziti? 278 00:11:13,046 --> 00:11:14,381 Mm-hm! I call it trunk ziti 279 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,884 because the trunk bakes it. 280 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,719 Better pound these beers and get in there. 281 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,888 Game's about to start. No way. 282 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,472 You got tickets to the game? 283 00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:24,308 Yeah. Your tickets, the ones you got for us. 284 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,728 Oh, no, no. I said I had seats close to the action, and we do. 285 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,022 We're gonna be watching the game from the 50-yard line 286 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,232 of Billy's flattie. Yo, Billy. 287 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,320 Uh... What? 288 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,239 My seats aren't good enough for you guys? 289 00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:41,200 No, it's just... I have a thing. 290 00:11:41,491 --> 00:11:43,869 He had a thing yesterday and now you have a thing? 291 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:47,039 No way two different guys have two different things 292 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,749 two days in a row. 293 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,500 Bro, we just thought... 294 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:53,754 You just thought you were better than me, huh, Mr. Rich Man? 295 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,547 Getting two-day shipping, 296 00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:57,216 like you don't have a care in the world. 297 00:11:57,507 --> 00:11:58,467 I do ground sometimes. 298 00:12:00,802 --> 00:12:02,721 I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding. 299 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,807 Yeah, you misunderstood how powerful I am, gigolo. 300 00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:07,517 What? Gigolo? 301 00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:09,770 I know everything about both of you. 302 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,189 Socials, credit card numbers... 303 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,107 Wait a minute. How do you know about my stuff? 304 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,944 Because I'm a mailman. 305 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,820 And I know your mailman. 306 00:12:19,112 --> 00:12:21,865 His name's Robin. 307 00:12:22,157 --> 00:12:24,743 And we're close. 308 00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:28,664 Billy. Kickoff time. Yes. 309 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,999 Yeah. Yeah. 310 00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:34,503 What's up, Billy? Hey, Billy. You look racist. 311 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,505 Hmm. 312 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:40,092 Good morning, Kate. Welcome to Animals For Change. 313 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:44,805 You are a hippo. 314 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,556 Kate's a hippo. 315 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,352 Okay, next year, no tables named after animals. 316 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,771 Jane. 317 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,315 Don't you look smart. I love your dress. 318 00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:57,359 Thank you, Mary. My sister made it. 319 00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,279 She's an up-and-coming designer, and this dress, one of a kind. 320 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:03,323 Oh, really? One of a kind? 321 00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:05,325 Yeah, completely original. 322 00:13:05,617 --> 00:13:06,576 My sister's quite the talent. 323 00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:09,788 Your sister's J. Crew? 324 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,000 Oh, my God. Oh, same color. Okay. 325 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,460 My sister is J. Crew. 326 00:13:15,752 --> 00:13:17,546 Hi. I'm Beyoncé, 327 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,464 and I'm having a baby. 328 00:13:19,756 --> 00:13:21,717 Yo. Huh, huh, huh. 329 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,635 It's your boy, Jay-Z. 330 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,764 Holla back. Holla back for Babe-Z. 331 00:13:28,056 --> 00:13:29,850 Holla back. 332 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:33,145 Holla back. Guys, holla... Who's hollering b...? 333 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:36,481 Hey. What's going on? Oh, we're playing Diner. 334 00:13:36,773 --> 00:13:39,109 Right now they're making me a ham and cheese sandwich. 335 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,111 I get to be manager. 336 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,448 Hey, hey, hey. Give me that knife and like me more. 337 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,241 Pen, if there's anything the last 36 hours 338 00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:47,868 of babysitting has taught me, 339 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,455 it's that kids like to be treated like adults. 340 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,457 Hey, Rope, when I said surprise me, 341 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:56,585 I didn't mean by bringing me a terrible sandwich. 342 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:58,670 We love you, Uncle Max. 343 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:01,882 See you again. Hey. 344 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,383 Hey, Al. 345 00:14:03,675 --> 00:14:06,803 I got so many comments on this dress. 346 00:14:07,095 --> 00:14:08,597 Really? Yeah. 347 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,557 Most of them were I can't believe 348 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,143 we're all wearing the same dress. 349 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:17,981 Okay. I'm busted. 350 00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:19,399 Did I ruin the event for you? 351 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:22,110 No. Accidentally seating five plus-size women 352 00:14:22,402 --> 00:14:24,071 at the hippo table ruined the event. 353 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:28,408 Apparently, all my large donors are large donors, so... 354 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,369 Why did you lie? 355 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,579 Because I wanted to show you I could make a simple 356 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,998 and elegant dress and it turned out horrible. 357 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,584 I'm sure it's not that bad. Show it to me. 358 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:38,835 Okay. 359 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,755 Here it is. 360 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,759 Garbage. Wow. 361 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,219 You know what? No. I'm sorry. 362 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:48,512 When you really look at it, 363 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,013 it is actually worse than garbage. 364 00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:51,431 That is horrible. 365 00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:52,724 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's... 366 00:14:53,016 --> 00:14:54,768 I don't know what I was thinking. 367 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,396 I stapled on five feathers. Why feathers? 368 00:14:57,687 --> 00:14:58,897 Why staples? 369 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,982 I should just throw it out. 370 00:15:01,274 --> 00:15:03,527 Clearly, I am not good enough. 371 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:04,820 Alex, wait. 372 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,656 Give me the dress. I want it. 373 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,116 Why? 374 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,951 Because you are gonna get better at this. 375 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,411 Okay? You're gonna figure it out. 376 00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:14,579 And one day, people are gonna be fighting 377 00:15:14,871 --> 00:15:17,541 over an Alex Kerkovich original, and I want the first one. 378 00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,670 Do you have a lint roller? Because there's little... 379 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,380 No. That's supposed to be there. 380 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,048 Oh, it's not sticking back on. 381 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,466 Stapler. 382 00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:28,051 It's gonna be fine. 383 00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:29,428 He's never gonna know it was us. 384 00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:31,138 We'll just find his supervisor, 385 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,682 tell him one of his employees is abusing postal data 386 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,350 and terrorizing customers. 387 00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:37,686 Right. Also, I wanna buy Karl Malden Forever stamps. 388 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,229 Of course. We'll make time for that. 389 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:40,772 Yes. Excuse me. 390 00:15:41,064 --> 00:15:43,984 I need to speak to somebody about my mailman Drew. 391 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,736 Crazy, right? Totally insane. 392 00:15:47,028 --> 00:15:48,029 I can't believe he's dead. 393 00:15:48,321 --> 00:15:49,489 What now? 394 00:15:49,781 --> 00:15:51,658 He was delivering a package out at the zoo, 395 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,286 thought one of the polar bears was big-timing him. 396 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:55,787 He got in the polar bear's face 397 00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:57,956 and the polar bear proceeded to maul him 398 00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,916 about the chest and buttocks. 399 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:02,586 I'm sorry. Were you friends of his? 400 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,005 Because we were trying to put together a memorial for him 401 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,425 but none of us really knew him. 402 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,594 Nope. I got a thing. 403 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,644 What does it say about us that we're not devastated 404 00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:22,981 that this guy we've been hanging out with is now just gone? 405 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,649 What does it say about Drew 406 00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:26,693 that neither one of us was surprised 407 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,778 that he taunted a bear into a murderous rage? 408 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,572 Yeah. 409 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,991 Poor guy didn't have a friend to throw a memorial for him. 410 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,535 He did take us to a Bears game. No, he didn't. 411 00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,120 Well, you know what we gotta do. 412 00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:39,331 Find 40 pounds of seal meat, 413 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,999 lace it with ketamine, find that bear, 414 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,043 knock it out, steal its baby. 415 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,003 I like it. Psychological warfare. 416 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,671 But first, we gotta throw a memorial 417 00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:49,090 for a guy we barely even know. Yeah. 418 00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:50,592 And then we do the seal meat thing. 419 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:53,762 You know it. N1, son. 420 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,180 N1. 421 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:56,431 I'll get you inside. 422 00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:57,933 No, we're great. They're great. 423 00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,309 Everybody's great. 424 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,311 Django, more coffee. 425 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,730 Yeah, take your time, bro. 426 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,815 Enjoy that ricotta, know what I'm saying? 427 00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:07,943 Okay, love you too, man. 428 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,320 Django, seriously, more coffee. 429 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,657 Uncle Max, I don't wanna play Diner anymore. 430 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,618 Me neither. We're bored. 431 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,119 I wanna do something fun. 432 00:17:18,411 --> 00:17:20,789 We've already played Diner, Maid, Car Wash, 433 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:24,000 Dog-Kidnapper-and-Bring-Her - Backer-For-a-$50-Rewarder. 434 00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,627 I don't know what else to do with you. 435 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,546 I can't find my tie. My tie. 436 00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:30,131 Django, come on, man. You gotta stay out of my closet. 437 00:17:30,423 --> 00:17:32,467 I'm off to Drew's memorial. 438 00:17:32,759 --> 00:17:34,177 You guys wanna see a dead body? 439 00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:35,554 Yeah. Yeah. 440 00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,726 Drew was a man, 441 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:45,438 a mailman, who lived life... 442 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,399 on Earth, 443 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:51,570 Chicago, right here. 444 00:17:51,861 --> 00:17:53,405 Every day. Every day. 445 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:56,366 He delivered mail. 446 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,326 Help me out, Dave. 447 00:17:58,618 --> 00:18:01,413 Everybody that knew Drew knows that he was a man 448 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,415 that really enjoyed heating food with his car, 449 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,500 Mm. And yelling. 450 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,836 Drew loved to play basketball. 451 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,754 I can't believe you wore my dress. 452 00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:11,423 I wanted to show you how proud I am, 453 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,718 and I do not care what anyone in here thinks of me. 454 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,845 Could've stopped at "I'm so proud of you." 455 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,139 I am. 456 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,683 Thank you. Whoa. Oh. Okay. 457 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,603 A few too many staples. Really. Yeah. 458 00:18:24,894 --> 00:18:26,187 Ugh. Would you look at that. 459 00:18:26,479 --> 00:18:30,525 Bringing kids to a memorial service at a bar? 460 00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:32,193 Why didn't I think of that? 461 00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:33,653 You said there'd be a dead body. 462 00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:36,323 There is. Right there. 463 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,159 What do you mean? Well, they took the body 464 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,119 and they burned it for hours, 465 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:45,415 then they burned it some more, stuck it in there. 466 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,917 Is he in heaven now? Who knows? 467 00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,294 Then what happens when you die? 468 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,587 I think you just go away, 469 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:51,838 like the light turns off. 470 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,798 So you're just gone? 471 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:55,550 Yeah, you're just gone. 472 00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:58,136 Nothing else? Nothing else. 473 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,138 You know how there's people that will remember you forever? 474 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,893 They die too. 475 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,645 What are you doing? 476 00:19:06,936 --> 00:19:09,481 I thought you said you wanted to be treated like adults. 477 00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:12,692 Penny! 478 00:19:27,123 --> 00:19:30,251 And so, of course, there's a heaven. 479 00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:32,671 And the clouds are made of candy, 480 00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:36,675 and you can eat free tacos even if you never got a tattoo, which you shouldn't. 481 00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:38,218 If you must, don't go lower back. 482 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,761 They're very hard to remove. 483 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,472 And everyone is happy all the time. 484 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,599 It doesn't even matter, 485 00:19:44,891 --> 00:19:46,351 because by the time you guys are that old, 486 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:50,188 they will have invented magical robots to help us live forever. 487 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,732 Really? But heaven sounds fun. 488 00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:54,359 I wanna die. Me too. 489 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:55,694 How we gonna do it? 490 00:19:55,985 --> 00:19:57,862 No, no, no. Reverse. Reverse. Back... 491 00:19:58,154 --> 00:20:00,615 Hey, how we doing here? Great. Thanks, Aunt Penny. 492 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,951 You're the best, Aunt Penny. 493 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,620 Aunt Penny. 494 00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:08,289 Actually, can we not? "Aunt Penny" makes me sound old. 495 00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:11,000 Yeah, she doesn't need any help in that department, huh? 496 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:14,003 Max, please. Come here, you guys. 497 00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,342 We would like to say a final goodbye. 498 00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:21,177 Our time spent with you was not easy. 499 00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:23,805 In fact, it was a little uncomfortable. 500 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:28,518 But you represented something very, very, very special. 501 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,061 Sorry I'm late. Sorry I'm late. 502 00:20:30,353 --> 00:20:32,480 Are we spreading the ashes of a guy we barely knew? 503 00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:34,315 No. This is the dress Alex made for Jane. 504 00:20:34,607 --> 00:20:36,234 It had to be destroyed. We killed it. 505 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,944 Okay. 506 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:40,405 You're going to the big walk-in closet in the sky. 507 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,157 Say hi to Nemo's mom for me. 508 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,714 I'm getting some blowback. 509 00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,716 It's all in my mouth. Whatever. 510 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,384 Hey, guys. 511 00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:03,261 I got the dress I burned. 512 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:06,514 - Huh? - Wait. 513 00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:07,932 Why? 514 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,855 - It's all over me! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 515 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,941 - No! It's all over me! - Oh, my God. It's Drew. 516 00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,027 It's Drew. This is Drew? 517 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,862 - Yeah. - Yeah.