1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:02,842 And what's your doctor's name? 2 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:03,840 Kevorkian, okay. 3 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:05,411 Oh my gosh. 4 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,439 Gather around everybody I have a little announcement to make. 5 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:09,505 Come here, come here, quick, quick, quick, hurry. -Okay, bye. 6 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,913 Come here, come, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 7 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,975 Who wants to go see a remount 8 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,854 of Andrew fucking Lloyd Webber's Cats this weekend? 9 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:20,485 (gasps) Ooooh. 10 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,321 Meredith: I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. 11 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,356 Two tickets, 12 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:26,932 which means I can only bring one of you. 13 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,900 I know, I can't choose. 14 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,229 I love Cats. 15 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:33,034 Me too. -I'm totally free this weekend. 16 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,567 Meredith: Really? -How are we going to decide? 17 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:36,342 Totally. -Do we have to decide? 18 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,110 Only one ticket? 19 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:39,308 Keith: It's my birthday today. 20 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:40,540 Oh today. 21 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,814 It's so hard to know. 22 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:42,942 It's my anniversary next week. 23 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:44,406 You don't get out very much. 24 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,105 And I think we should be fair, you know, 25 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,947 decide who likes Cats the most. 26 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:49,351 Keith: I love Cats. 27 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,353 Keith loves Cats. 28 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,845 It's true. 29 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,856 Aurora, you haven't had a night out in a while. -That's true. 30 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,518 I don't even like musicals but I'd go. 31 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,357 You would? 32 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,231 Oh yeah, I mean, I-I like musicals. 33 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,030 You know, I like, I-I know this one. 34 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,031 I love T.S. Eliot. 35 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,862 I am free tonight. 36 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:04,797 That's who it's based, you know- 37 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,272 I'm free. 38 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,870 ("Dancing Underwater" by Brave Shores) 39 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,871 * Me and my friends will spike the punch 40 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,774 * Rolling in the party we'll start the fun 41 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:16,537 * Get fancy * 42 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:17,407 * Hey Hey 43 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,705 * There's no clouds its just the sun 44 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:23,147 * Living in times that are meant for fun, yeah 45 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:28,916 * Hold your breath a little longer 46 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:32,486 * Let's go dancing underwater 47 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,256 * Oh, oh, oh oh 48 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,896 (fog horn blaring) 49 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,501 Alright, turning! 50 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:43,273 (in unison) Turning! 51 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:45,874 (cheering) 52 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,106 Pot hole. 53 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:49,081 (in unison) Pot hole. 54 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,805 Gravel to your right! 55 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:53,876 Gravel! 56 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:55,954 (in unison) Gravel! 57 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:57,793 Come on, come on, come on, you can do it! 58 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,118 Slowing! 59 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:01,123 (in unison) Slowing! 60 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,626 Carolyn: A 100 kilometres to go! 61 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:05,758 Biker: A 100 kilometres! 62 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:06,933 (in unison) 100 kilometres. 63 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:09,759 Bailing! 64 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,027 (in unison) Bailing! 65 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:11,974 Thanks anyway, man. -Bailing! 66 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:12,969 Carolyn: Bailing. 67 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,170 Aurora: Bailing. 68 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,502 Jennifer: Getting nachos! Beers on me! 69 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:17,667 Carolyn: Like this charity doesn't need us, right? 70 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:18,935 Meredith: No, no they'll be fine without us. 71 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,142 Carolyn: Yeah, they'll be fine without us. 72 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,544 Oh and, uh, just some sparkling water for me. 73 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:23,736 Me too. 74 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:24,947 Ah. -Ah. 75 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,484 So um, so listen, 76 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:31,016 I, uh, I saw on your profile that, um, 77 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:33,991 Silent Spring is one of your fave books. 78 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,361 Yes it is. 79 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,259 Mine too. 80 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,891 Oh my god, right. -Right. 81 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:42,257 Yeah I don't know, it taught me a lot. 82 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,426 You know, I think the way we try to commodify nature 83 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:46,125 like it's our own personal property is, 84 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,166 is just wrong. 85 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,641 I mean-I mean, it's, it's biology, 86 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,769 you can't play god. 87 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,573 I totally agree. -Great. 88 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:55,106 I've been trying to make people understand this and, you know, 89 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:57,082 you say it to them and they nod and they agree. 90 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,510 But they just they don't- -They don't care, right! 91 00:02:58,546 --> 00:02:59,346 No. 92 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,050 They keep thinking about me, me, me, 93 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,551 like what can I buy next? 94 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:05,123 What, what crazy selfish lifestyle can I lead 95 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,052 that's going to bankrupt the world? 96 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:09,157 Wow, okay. - What? 97 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,089 You're not going to believe this. 98 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,263 Okay, try me. 99 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,862 The title of my master's thesis was 100 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,404 Bankrupting the World, 101 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,199 the Moral Debt of Western Civilization. 102 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:18,131 You're kidding me? -I'm not kidding you. 103 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:19,525 You're kidding me? -No, I'm not 104 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,167 Oh my god, I didn't think I'd be able to talk about this stuff 105 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,501 on a first date. 106 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,296 Me neither. 107 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,037 Wow it is amazing to find someone 108 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,042 who also thinks we should ban abortion- 109 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:29,043 Woman: Factory farming. Oooh whoa! 110 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:30,506 Whaa-ah? 111 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:35,054 Whoa, whoa, no. 112 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,382 Yeah. 113 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:41,257 Okay, okay, okay hang on, hang on. 114 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:44,189 Okay, complete this sentence, 115 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,694 my vagina is... 116 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,897 A possession which you give in to the keeping 117 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,300 of your alpha male. 118 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:54,742 Wow, Bumble really needs to up their screening. 119 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,468 Yeah, they do. 120 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,369 Okay I guess we should just- 121 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,578 Fuck. -Get the bill, Christ almighty! 122 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:02,709 Get the bill! -What are you thinking? 123 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,943 Why would you-what do you want the bill for? 124 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,377 No! We're going to get the bill! 125 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:06,613 God! -Fine, get the bill. 126 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,147 Woman: You know what, nice to meet you, 127 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,721 never call me. 128 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,300 Hey. Son: Hey. 129 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:22,229 How ya doing? Son: Good. 130 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,502 You having a good time? Son: Yeah. 131 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,371 Everyone is being nice? Yeah. 132 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,669 Yeah, and they're all letting you play with them? 133 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,740 Yeah, they're nice. 134 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,868 Oh good, so nobody's bullying you, are they? 135 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,173 No one's ever bullied me. 136 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,614 Are you sure? 'Cause if they do, 137 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,810 I would just go over there and I would set them straight. 138 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:34,881 Mom, no. 139 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:35,638 Are you sure? 'Cause look at her. 140 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:36,836 I'm sure. -Look at the tall one. 141 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,807 Look at her with the mean sneakers, what about her? 142 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:39,776 Ugh! 143 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,581 I love you. 144 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,860 Wow, oh wow, what do you think you're doing? 145 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,419 Mom! 146 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,758 What I dare you, I dare you to start something with my kid. 147 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,962 I want you to! -Mom! 148 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,463 I want you to! -Mom! 149 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,325 Yes? 150 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,333 I love you- -I love you. 151 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,834 but we talked about this. 152 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,925 You keep doing this and no one ever wants to play with me. 153 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,998 Hey, can we have our ball back. 154 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,136 I will fuck you up! You understand me? 155 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,071 Son: Okay, we're leaving. We're leaving! 156 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:08,705 You need a time out and a juice box! 157 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:09,442 Come on! 158 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:10,807 Mom: I think that went well. 159 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:11,814 You are fantastic at soccer. 160 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,645 And then she didn't want to dance and I'm like, 161 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,781 baby you need to, you're such a good dancer. 162 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:16,946 No I'm not. -You are. 163 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,494 Oh god, you're hilarious. 164 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,790 I'm so glad you two found each other, you know. 165 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:22,792 Yeah I kind of like her. 166 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,793 Look at that smile, look at the two of you, 167 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,756 just looking at each other, 168 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,425 so in love, 169 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,403 you know, just sharing a mo, 170 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,732 does that feel good? 171 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:33,766 Mom. 172 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,501 I'm sorry, I just- 173 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,666 I just get so caught up in your love sometimes 174 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,735 and I feel like I have another daughter. 175 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:40,813 Thanks. 176 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,741 Mom: A daughter who fucks my daughter. 177 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,636 Okay. 178 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,747 My two fucking daughters, that's funny. 179 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:47,750 Mom. 180 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,681 I've crossed a line, I know when to step back. 181 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,817 I just started volunteering at PFLAG, 182 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,092 did you know what? 183 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,490 Yep, told us many times. 184 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:55,762 Yeah, at least once a day. 185 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,459 It stands for parents and friends of lesbians and gays. 186 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,762 Yeah, we know. -We know. 187 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,433 Mom: Yeah and, you know, speaking of parents, 188 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,533 you know, you two have been together for quite a while now, 189 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,065 I should probably meet your folks, 190 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,439 why don't we have them over? 191 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,538 We'll have them over for dinner, I'll make a roast, we- 192 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,540 Mom that's really nice but I, no, 193 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:12,842 I don't think it's a good idea. 194 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,173 No? Why not? 195 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,807 Girlfriend: Just my parents don't know I'm a lesbian. 196 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,750 Oh you haven't told them? 197 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,079 They suggested that I go back to Mexico 198 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,824 to meet the right kind of man. 199 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:26,020 I think by now they just really want to lock me in a convent. 200 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,663 Well, if you were in the convent 201 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,918 you'd have access to a whole lot of puss. 202 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:30,757 Okay. 203 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:31,731 Mom: Just get down in that puss, 204 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,929 I just, ah, how does it work down there? 205 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,761 It doesn't matter, not my- -Okay, Mom, we talked about this. 206 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,067 Okay, thank you. 207 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:42,598 Anyway, it's hard to come out to a parent, it really is. 208 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,606 I mean not everyone has a mom like me. 209 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,838 Yeah, I didn't want to come out to you. 210 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,814 Mom: You didn't want to come out to me? 211 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,642 Why wouldn't you want to come out to me? 212 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,448 Uh, 'cause I knew you'd make it all about you. 213 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,520 Mom: Why would you think 214 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,678 that I'd turn it around and make it about me? 215 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,547 I-I, sorry, I just need to process this for a little bit. 216 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:01,016 If I came out to my family, 217 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,694 my mom would fly into hysteria, 218 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,833 and my dad would just start yelling, 219 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,898 (speaking Spanish) 220 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,998 and then they would literally disown me. 221 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,970 Oh, wow, okay. 222 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,200 God I'm jealous. 223 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,374 Oh my god. 224 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:16,572 Mom: We never got to have that May. 225 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,644 You know, we never clashed mother and daughter, 226 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,542 head to head, 227 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,073 yelling at each other, -Mom. 228 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,978 going I hate you! I hate you! 229 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,380 Mom! 230 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,754 Sorry, I'm so sorry. 231 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,992 I'm so sorry I never yelled at you in Spanish. -Okay. 232 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:34,019 Mom: I never lost it in another language, 233 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,994 she has to struggle, you never got to struggle, 234 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,093 you never got to see me rip up your graduation photo, 235 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,955 and storm out, 236 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:40,893 threaten to kill myself. 237 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,298 Okay Mom, yeah okay, have fun with that. 238 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,770 You're, uh, 239 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,968 you going to come watch me in the parade though, right? 240 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,939 I mean, I will be with PFLAG. 241 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,468 Whoever is doing it, 242 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:51,173 its got to get done in thirty minutes. 243 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,144 Understand? 244 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,572 Okay. 245 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:54,884 Well, okay, do you- 246 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,578 Hi. What does she want done? I'll do it. 247 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,580 I've got no problem doing it. 248 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,851 You have no idea what it is she just- 249 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,179 It doesn't even matter, 250 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,783 if you want that corner office, 251 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:02,775 you gotta lean in, 252 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,916 you gotta say yes to everything. 253 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,021 That's the trend. 254 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,352 That's what power women do, 255 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,816 and I'm gonna do it, 256 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:08,985 and I'm gonna get ahead. 257 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,962 So that's it. I'll do it. 258 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:11,931 Oh but she just wanted- 259 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:12,629 Do you want me to staple this paper? -No. 260 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,730 Look I did it. -Thank you. 261 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,432 Want me to hole punch this TMS report? -Sure. 262 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,203 Hole punch, hole punch, hole punch, 263 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,371 guess what, I just did it. 264 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,199 You want me to sharpen this goddamn pencil? 265 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,974 Not a problem, look at this, 266 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,943 sharpen, sharpen, sharpen. 267 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:25,942 It's broken. 268 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:27,013 I will do it. 269 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,380 You want me to mop the floor, 270 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:29,478 look at this, I'm mopping. 271 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,509 Aurora: Oh oh, that floor is carpet. 272 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:31,984 Fine. Look at this, I'm a human vacuum, 273 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:32,852 I'm going to get down here, 274 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,110 I'm gonna suck it up myself. 275 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,947 Jennifer: I don't think Sheryl Sandberg sucked carpet. 276 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:37,754 I think she did. 277 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:38,985 She wants me to shred this paper? 278 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,289 Is that what she wants? -We don't have a shredder. 279 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,091 We've got one now. I'm doing it. 280 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:44,931 That's my baby's birth certificate. 281 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,188 Beep beep beep, call your baby, tell her- 282 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,596 No. My baby doesn't like the sound of the phone ringing. 283 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,598 She wants me to run into this wall, look, I'll do it. 284 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,730 Oh, nobody is asking you to do this- 285 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,034 I just did it. Do you want me to fire Sheila? 286 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,425 I like her. 287 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,736 It's a little bit rude but we'll see what happens. 288 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,238 Sheila I'm really sorry to tell you this but you're fired. 289 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,739 I have a baby. 290 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,871 Do you want me to draw on my face with this marker? Huh? 291 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:02,877 Look at me, lalalalala lalala, I'm doing it. 292 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,480 That's a lot of contour. 293 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:05,811 You want me to eat this lotion? -No. 294 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,246 Oh we haven't wanted you to do any of the things you've done 295 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,581 in the last four minutes, so, no. 296 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,747 You want an office mascot, I'll do it! Sheila: Sure. 297 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,916 Yeah, actually that would be cool. 298 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,015 Something vertebrate. 299 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,316 But maybe as long as it's not a lobster. -Yeah. 300 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:18,257 Office Lobster! 301 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,431 Shit. 302 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,259 You want me to be an office lobster DJ? 303 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,304 No. 304 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,329 I'll do it! 305 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:24,933 (dance music) Get those hands up! 306 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,395 Get those hands up! 307 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,904 Office Lobster in the house. An O- 308 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:30,867 (in unison) Do it! 309 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:31,774 O! 310 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,105 You want me to have a heart attack? 311 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,513 You want me to have a heart attack? 312 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,111 Ah, 'cause I'll do it. I'm doing it! 313 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,053 I'm dead. I've died. 314 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,718 Did you get me my tea latte? 315 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,750 Oh I didn't do it. -Ah. 316 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,354 No I- -We just didn't do it. 317 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,915 I'll do it! 318 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,464 Like your initiative kid, corner office is all yours. 319 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:52,529 (energetic dance music) I DID IT!!!! 320 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,772 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 321 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,843 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 322 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,411 Just, hey. 323 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,510 Hey. 324 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:12,047 Oh, I thought you were going to- -I just, alright. I can- 325 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,309 Oh. -Oh. 326 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:16,546 Sorry. Go over, oh. -Oh. 327 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,053 See I thought then we were deciding on- 328 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,046 Mmmm. 329 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,047 Oh. 330 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,188 Sorry. 331 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,127 Woman: Oh your beard sort of tickles my face. 332 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,560 Oh it makes me feel weird. 333 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:31,395 Sorry, I guess we should have, uh, 334 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,872 tried this out before we got married. 335 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:35,535 Yeah. 336 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,498 (awkward chuckles) 337 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,036 Just, boop! 338 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,472 Oooh that does not bode well for the honeymoon. 339 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,878 Just ah- 340 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,054 Let's just do it like we do it at home. 341 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,009 Okay. -Yeah. 342 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:47,977 Mm mm mm mm. 343 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,075 Let me undo your pants and- -Heyo. 344 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,520 Meredith: This is incredible, 345 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,551 I am so jealous of your plants. 346 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,586 Oh. 347 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,821 Look at them, 348 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,216 I can't keep anything alive to save my life. 349 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,257 Oh, I just give them a lot of love. 350 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,532 I mean you can say that but I want to know how, 351 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,761 like please tell me, 352 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:03,796 my Instagram is suffering, 353 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:04,871 I could impress some people. 354 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:05,828 Aurora: Oh no no no no, 355 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:06,926 I-I mean just that, 356 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,697 like I give them a lot of love. 357 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,636 Like water and fertilizer and we're giving- 358 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,970 No. Just, you watch. 359 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,843 Okay, like, um, 360 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,238 like this little guy is just starting out 361 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,407 so she needs a lot of, a lot of love. 362 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,776 Okay. 363 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,122 You are so beautiful, 364 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:27,151 and you get more beautiful every single day. 365 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,388 I love you. 366 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,022 Meredith: That's it? That's all you do? 367 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,728 No no of course not, you know, love is really complex and- 368 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,201 Tell me about it. 369 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,758 Well I have a different relationship with each plant. 370 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,097 Like Mona here- -Yeah. 371 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,031 She needs some tough love, so you have to be like, 372 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:43,537 oh my god, you're so strong, and you're so smart. 373 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,940 Hm. That's something. 374 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,073 What you're doing is something else. 375 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,107 Oh and then you get really playful, like, 376 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,149 ouchy, ooh, stop it daddy, ooh ooh. 377 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,450 So that's what you do then? That's good. 378 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,681 Yeah. -Berate plants. 379 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,645 You know what? -No. 380 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:57,683 You should try it. 381 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,687 No I'm okay. 382 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,918 Come down here 383 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,623 and just give a little compliment to my succulent. 384 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,985 Ah, that makes me feel funny. Okay. 385 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,525 Just do it. -I'm trying. 386 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,859 Yeah. 387 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,855 This is the house of yes. -Yes. 388 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,657 Here we go. -She's going to love it. 389 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:16,668 Ah, you have a wonderful shape- -Yeah. 390 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,643 Like something I've never seen. -Yeah. 391 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,111 It's like you're from space heaven. 392 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,980 Okay, keep going with that, get dirty, get dirty with it. 393 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,109 I want to suck you. 394 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,083 Oooh. 395 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,481 I'm going to suck on you hard, bitch. 396 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,153 Okay she-she's getting really thirsty I can tell 397 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,221 so just spray her down with this. 398 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,749 Is she? I'm gonna, oooh oooh oooh oooh. 399 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,845 Are you wet? -Oh that's right, get all wet. 400 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,116 You like it all wet? 401 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,964 Your leaves are just dripping with it, 402 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,089 you smell like plant privates. 403 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,734 Oh look at the water just dripping down. 404 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,128 You smell like the earth had balls. 405 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,030 I'm just going to- -and full and- 406 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,630 Oh you just love all that moisture, get in there. 407 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,665 Oh yeah. 408 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:47,669 Holy fuck, what, what? 409 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,900 (garbled) What? What is going on? 410 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,066 Oh my god. -(garbled) I'm so sorry. 411 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,043 Get it out of your mouth. 412 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,011 (garbled) Replant this in a new pot. 413 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,309 Just give it to me, give it to me. 414 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,310 It could grow again real simple, real fast, real quick. 415 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,482 How about you let me worry about 416 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,049 how I'm going to take care of my plants, 417 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:58,908 and you leave my house right now. 418 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,676 But I just have to say one thing. 419 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,853 (whispers) Call me. 420 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:02,982 Get out. -What? 421 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,864 I am so sorry. 422 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,930 I had no idea that she was into the rough stuff. 423 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,790 You never told me that you- 424 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:18,498 That you like that stuff 'cause, uh, 425 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,527 you don't look that torn up about it, 426 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,798 this is a pretty clean break. 427 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,366 Welcome everyone, welcome to group. 428 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,744 It's so nice to see so many new faces, 429 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:29,882 as we remember why the old faces are not here tonight. 430 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,680 Okay, so when you're supporting someone through an illness, 431 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,682 it's important to remember the circles of support. 432 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:39,885 So at the centre is the person experiencing the illness. 433 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,120 Oh that's my friend Judy, that's and I'm Vicky. 434 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,055 Yeah, yeah, she's sick and I'm not sick. 435 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,061 Moderator: Okay, good to know. 436 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,062 Okay, hi Judy, hi Vicky, welcome. 437 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,864 Okay, so the person at the centre, 438 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,726 when they need to cry or be angry or whatever, 439 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,944 they can unload those feelings on the people closest to them. 440 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,668 People in the first ring, 441 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,013 that would be people like a spouse, 442 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:02,709 like a close family member or a best friend. 443 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,742 Vicky: Oh oh that's me, that's me, yeah yeah yeah. 444 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,877 I don't want to be this but I want to be this one. Yeah. 445 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,915 Right there, that's me, yeah, hi Vicky, hi. 446 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,190 Oh we should do this now Judy, sorry about this. 447 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,649 Judy's husband got freaked out because, you know, 448 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,157 of all the sickness and the smell, which is bad, 449 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,790 and then you got also get in and go ppbsst, 450 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,056 and you got to wipe that right in there. 451 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,934 So he left her. 452 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,573 That makes me, bam, best friend, 453 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,368 number one circle, right here, first tier, boo, dab. 454 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,941 Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, thank you very much Vicky, 455 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,211 that's enough. 456 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,939 There's um, there's a system. 457 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:37,184 Okay, so people here in this first ring, 458 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,810 they can unload whatever they like 459 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,245 to people in the second ring, 460 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:44,050 that would be people like other family, 461 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,854 other friends or even an acquaintance. 462 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,986 Uh, are there any second ringers here? 463 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,992 Hey, I'm, uh, I'm Annie, 464 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,194 I'm here with Emily and, um, 465 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,056 I'm a neighbour and I just sort of, um, 466 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,625 help out when her sister can't be there. 467 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,233 So I don't know if I'm second ring or third ring or- 468 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,036 Oh you're second ring. You're second ring, come on. 469 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,143 That's good, second stringer, you know your place, right, 470 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,183 'cause I'm best and you're second best. 471 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,138 We're not really here to compare. 472 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,176 Vicky: No, third best. 473 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,050 No no it's not, it's not a ranking. 474 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,949 Don't sell yourself short, you're second best, yeah. 475 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:14,851 And you're second best, 476 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,151 and you're second best for sure. 477 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,393 And should you even be here? 478 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,988 I'm very sick. 479 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,620 Okay, okay, okay, 480 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,024 so I just would like to remind everyone, 481 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:24,987 but particularly you Vicky, 482 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,125 that the reason that we do this circle 483 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,061 is to make things easier on the person who is sick 484 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,967 because it is toughest on them. 485 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:32,969 Exactly. 486 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,370 It is so tough to take care of Judy. 487 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,044 But you know what's going to bring my mood around? 488 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,043 A good old cup of tea. 489 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,114 Okay, sickies, you stay here, 490 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,113 and, uh, all the ringers come on with me, 491 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,845 come on, let's go make me a cup of tea. 492 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,649 This is a skill you're going to need, alright, so come on. 493 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,181 Sorry, I'm- -It's fine. 494 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,247 Don't freak out, okay. 495 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,785 Um, 496 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:57,320 are you confident you have the most supportive person with you? 497 00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:00,957 Listen, she has a car with super comfy heated seats 498 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,104 and she drives me everywhere. 499 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,059 I have saved a fortune on taxis. 500 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,467 Fair enough. 501 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,068 It's always the assholes that have the nice car, huh. 502 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,101 Yeah. -Yeah. 503 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,666 You know, no one knows the suffering 504 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,173 that I'm going through. 505 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,437 (exhales deeply) 506 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,250 To be, 507 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:26,016 or not to be 508 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,923 that is the question, 509 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:34,534 whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows. 510 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,701 Husband: Ah Babe, 511 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,026 I'm so sorry to interrupt 512 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,995 but this isn't really what I had in mind 513 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,044 when I agreed to role play. 514 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,110 Well I think you need to be a little more open 515 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,068 to non-traditional casting. 516 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,766 Yeah I know but I just thought, 517 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,237 you know, like a sexy nurse or a sexy police- 518 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,976 No, I was born to play the great roles. 519 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,151 Sexy Hamlet, sexy Lear. 520 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,081 Okay, okay, we'll go from the top. 521 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,176 Back to once okay. 522 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,317 Actually, you know what, 523 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,021 try this time with the Scottish accent. 524 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,453 Okay, good. 525 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,855 (with Scottish accent) To be or not to be- 526 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,130 Oh yeah, oh there it is. 527 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,028 (with Scottish accent) That's a question. 528 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,459 Okay, yeah. 529 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,134 (with Scottish accent) Whether it is nobler in the mind 530 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,662 to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous, -Yeah yeah, get down to it. 531 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,497 it's outrageous the fortune, what a shitty fortune. -Yeah yeah yeah. 532 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,304 Oh oh, yeah yeah, oh, oh my Scot, oh yeah. 533 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,466 (with Scottish accent) Alas eunuch, 534 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,014 I knew him so well 'cause I fucked him! 535 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,368 Yeah. -Yeah. 536 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:24,408 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 537 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,946 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 538 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:35,557 (edgy electronica music) 539 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,588 * 540 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,542 We're in, initiating phase three. 541 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,771 Well I've got two minutes 542 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:53,935 to disable the central security system 543 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,183 before our position is compromised. 544 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,378 Oh good thing we have the best hacker in North America. 545 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,910 Mouse. -Yes! 546 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,005 You're up. 547 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,906 I can't wait to watch this guy work. 548 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,848 Da! I hear he's like some kind of wizard. 549 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,153 How long do we have? 550 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,115 One minute, twelve seconds. 551 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,893 This is going to be tight. 552 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:13,961 Ahhhh, S, ahh, what is that letter? 553 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,833 E, there it is, beside the, 554 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,233 double C, where's the- 555 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,725 Carolyn: What? What are you doing man, type faster. 556 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,766 Okay, C, got it, I'm typing. 557 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,601 What are you doing? No, type faster 558 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,166 I never learned to type that's the thing so- 559 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,535 You're a hacker! -Thirty seconds. 560 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,583 Yes, yes I am. 561 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,278 There's a U here somewhere, 562 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,080 if I could just find you, U! 563 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,581 Right next to the Y, yeah. -Are you kidding me? 564 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,553 Found it. -We're dead. 565 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,621 (alarms blaring) 566 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,848 Oops I just, I made a mistake, 567 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,193 hold one, delete, delete, delete, delete. 568 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,818 I'm just going to have a do over on this one. 569 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,352 We're dead. 570 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:43,992 What are you doing? 571 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,293 Don't just sit there. 572 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,925 The Montgomery's are coming over for dinner. 573 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,100 It's one o'clock. 574 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,928 Yeah, which means we have five hours to figure out 575 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,233 how to talk to them. 576 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,725 Why do you think that's going to be an issue? 577 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,096 Because you know who they voted for? 578 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,704 No they did not. 579 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,406 Mr. Montgomery: They absolutely did, I saw their lawn sign. 580 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,868 Well why are we even going over there? 581 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,706 We've unfriended everybody else because of politics. Okay- 582 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,142 I know. Okay, just write down politics and religion, 583 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,148 those are just the baseline. 584 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,609 Oh, oh, I know, kids. 585 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,417 We can talk about our kids. 586 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,118 Kids, school, education, sex ed. 587 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,720 Ah, nope nope. Okay. -God. 588 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,323 (lively instrumental) Hockey. 589 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,155 Okay, hockey! Sports! -Okay. 590 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:22,701 NFL, anthem protests. Shit! Nope. 591 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,499 Fonts, no they hate Comic Sans. 592 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,471 Font, no. Comic Sans. 593 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,799 The weather. 594 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,337 Really? 595 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,939 What's with all this weird weather 596 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,040 we've been having lately? 597 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,671 Well obviously it's global. 598 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,836 Shit! 599 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,084 Pets. We have a dog, they have a dog. 600 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,578 A dog that is not spade. 601 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,710 Oh you've got to be kidding me! -I'm not kidding. 602 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:40,676 Wife: Home shopping network? 603 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,083 Capitalism. -Ah. 604 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,354 Mr. Montgomery: Space? 605 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,523 No, I heard them talking about 606 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,991 the flatness of the earth one time, 607 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:46,848 and I don't even want to go there. 608 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,986 Husband: Sushi! 609 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,390 Oh, over fishing of the oceans. -Ugh. 610 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,863 Mrs. Montgomery: Uh, music! 611 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,231 Mr. Montgomery: Nickelback. -Ugh. 612 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,360 Husband: Outpatient surgeries? 613 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,064 If you bring up that ugly thing on your foot, 614 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,825 I will divorce you. 615 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,004 Mr. Montgomery: Now look at the time honey, we got to go. We gotta go. 616 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,031 Oh god, we got to go, we got to go. Okay. 617 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,437 (phone chime) Oh shit, that's the Montgomery's. 618 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,239 They're on their way, alright, alright, alright, alright. 619 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,641 We got ten minutes to wipe down this entire house 620 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,143 with wet toilet paper, go. 621 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,284 (lively instrumental) 622 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,189 So, ah- 623 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,555 Thank you 624 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,568 for 625 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,773 having us. 626 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,771 Husband: What a wonderful 627 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,579 evening? 628 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,577 Mrs. Montgomery: Yes. 629 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,051 (inhales deeply) 630 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,087 Goodbye. -Goodbye. 631 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,522 Yes, bye. 632 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,829 We'll, we'll just take these. -Yeah. 633 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,860 I think that went really well. 634 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:05,867 That was amazing. 635 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,328 Nailed it! 636 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,837 I love you. -Oh I love you.