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The raccoons will be right back.

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Hey, you ever thought about taking
drugs?

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I don't know. I never really thought
about it.

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Think hard.

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The choice is yours.

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What do you think?

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No, it's just not worth the time.

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Birdie, what the hell was that?

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Are you having a nightmare?

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Look at this.

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What have you done to the couch?

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I kicked it off.

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Isn't this what you like? I'm trying to
remember when you were sick.

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Why don't we take some medication?

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Maybe I can go to the corner store and
get you some drugs, man.

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Quite a reaction.

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I'm not putting any drugs on my body.
I'm not turning into a junkie on the

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street. A junkie on the street? We're
talking about Tylenol, cold, and flu.

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I'm just saying no. How else are you
going to recover? I want to do a nice

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effing plan.

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Come on, let me just... I want to have a
video game day.

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You're obsessed!

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Video game day. Your mom was right about
you.

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She warned me. Oh, be careful. Jay's
going to go through the games learning

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glitches and hacks.

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So what?

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I'm sick.

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Okay, sure.

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Because you're sick, you get what you
want.

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Great controller.

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It's the best one.

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Okay.

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How do I hook this up again?

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It's pretty easy. First, power.

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Plug it in. That's not an extension
cord. Oh, why? You think there's going

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be... We have some fluctuations?

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You're messing up the electricity.

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I'm not messing up anything.

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Okay, give me a second here.

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Okay. Yeah, okay. So, video, white. How
about you listen to me tell you how to

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do it? Video, El Mono, R.

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Phone. There's three and three. I know
what they stand for.

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R -C -A. Coordinate the colors together.
Okay. Stop!

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What are you doing? How are you getting
shot?

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You know what? If with no chit -chat,
it'd be done in a slickly splint.

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I got it!

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No.

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Stop!

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What are you doing?

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Are they fried?

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You fried the RCA's. I was the one who
said take some medicine and you could

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have given me better instructions.
They're color coordinated.

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You were saying... I'm sick.

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Idiot. Okay, I'll go to ANC Games and
get new RCA cables for you. Get me some

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candy or something.

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Get some what?

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Candy.

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You're pushing it, man.

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You're really pushing it. Go!

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Ah, good and plenty candy.

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Cold effects.

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Something for a cold? Yeah, something
for a cold. For an adult? For an adult,

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yeah, for an adult, except he doesn't
like taking medication. He's very anti

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-drugs.

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Do you have a garbage back there?

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No,

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because I want to dump the candy out,
and I'm going to replace it with the

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drugs. Cool.

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Okay. Perfect.

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Sorry,

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man. Hi.

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Do you guys have RCA cables for Nintendo
64?

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Absolutely. Thank you so much.

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GoldenEye Speedrun Tournament.

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The prize is a show.

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Winner will be invited to appear on the
Rivoli show.

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Is that real?

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Yeah, I don't know exactly.

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what they are doing we just host them uh
we just like have the bait for it and

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then they are running it back what's the
speed run what is the speed doing

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something as fast as humanly possible
sometimes using glitches and hacks in

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order to get to the end bird

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I just got the most incredible news of
my life. You got the RCA cables.

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I'll hook it up this time. Okay, I went
into ANC Games to try to get the RCA

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cables. And I'm like, okay, yeah,
paying, no problem. Pick up the cash,

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pay, look down, something catches my
eye. Huh? I look at his poster, Bond,

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and white. He's looking with the gun out
like this. My interest is not piqued,

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but as I often do, I continued reading.

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Goldeneye, speed run tournament.

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Beat the whole game. The person who
finishes it the fastest gets to show at

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Rivoli. What? And then I'm thinking, who
do I know who's going to GoldenEye?

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You! It's a 64 game. Nobody's having a
tournament. I know it seems like one of

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those crazy things. I come home yelling
it and you're like, there's no way I

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believe that.

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This time it's true. I did the whole
thing. Pinch myself.

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Pretend to fly.

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Is it a dream? I'm in a dream. Ask
Jared. Remember, I was saying. Why would

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be filming me in my dream? Hey, fine,
fine, fine. Just fine.

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It doesn't matter.

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Look at me.

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I'm totally sick. I'm useless.

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I can't play tournament.

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Doesn't matter how good I am.

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Sick.

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What's that?

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Oh, some candies I got for you.

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It's not a trick?

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No.

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What flavor is it?

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That's...

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Good and plenty.

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so we got dossier mission files okay for
starting stage one damn oh you're

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already there damn got the intended
power i'm going okay so the goal is beat

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entire game as fast as possible yes i
understand all right and i'll help you

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so first of all you want to run down
this sort of narrow passageway and it

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like there's a green truck oh did you
already passed it what the hell god damn

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he's fast i've been training for this my
entire life I mean, if it's not

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obvious, this is the greatest plan we've
ever come up with.

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Actually, wait a minute. We didn't even
come up with a plan. It's like the plan

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found us. What's it called? Manifest?

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Manifest.

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It's like God is smiling down upon us
today.

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It's a day of miracles.

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There's no way you don't win this
tournament. I mean, at this point,

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something would have to go horrifically
wrong. Like we would have needed to have

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overlooked something unbelievably major
or a, what's it, a wrench in the works?

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What are you doing?

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Shoot the lock, man.

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Shoot the lock!

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You know what?

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Let's just take a quick five minute.
Take a break. Rest the eyes.

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We just started.

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What the hell is wrong with you?

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It's a drug, you know.

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Make them throw you.

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How many of those candies did you have,
Bird?

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How many have you eaten?

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I don't know.

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Almost the whole box.

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Okay. Remember this morning when you
said you didn't want to take drugs?

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I'm never going to do drugs. Right.

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If I ever did drugs, I would never be
able to forgive myself.

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If somebody else was involved, I'd never
forgive them either.

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Okay.

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Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we let's
do a quick rehearsal?

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That's a good idea.

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Right, speed up. Oh, I know. Let's get a
suggestion from the audience, okay?

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Perfect. What's a fast song? I want to
hear the X -Men animated series theme

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song. Who said that? I know that one.
Very fast song.

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Let's hit it.

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We got him back.

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Okay. Let me get some goldeneye going.

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Bird. No. Remember?

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Yeah.

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Da -da -da.

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Da

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-da

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-da -da.

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The big run around the...

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After, they're crying now.

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The crowd's crying. They say, please,
this whole plan is going to be over

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you can speed it up.

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It did seem too good to be true, didn't
it? The Rivoli tournament.

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We win, get the Rivoli show. I mean, who
am I kidding? Maybe I did dream that.

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This is absurd.

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I didn't even know cold meds could do
this.

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Right? That makes no sense at any level.

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What he needed was, imagine the candy
gave him energy.

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We're going to buy some speed.

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Speed? You got speed? Sound like speed?

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We're having church. We're having
dinner. No, I'm in the middle of

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I'm trying to find some speed from
somebody.

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You know, I used to be homeless and
addicted to the streets of Toronto.

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Right. I used to be addicted to
methamphetamine. God set me free and

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me of it. I haven't done that stuff in
four years.

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Right, okay. The speed's not for me,
though. It's actually for a friend. I'm

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trying to speed him up for a video game
tournament. I used to be the same thing.

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Oh, no, literally it's not for me. No,
I'm not kidding. I know maybe I seem

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a drug addict, but I'm actually just
buying it so I can fool my friend into

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winning a GoldenEye tournament.

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GoldenEye? Yeah, you know GoldenEye 64?

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You ever played it? Yeah. Yeah, so
they're having one at ANC Games. I don't

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that drug on anybody, though.

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Just bring them a coffee. A coffee would
be much better. We've had issues with

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that before. It'll put them right to
sleep.

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That's the issue we're dealing with
right now. God bless you, man. You too.

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to meet you. Wish us luck.

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I'm looking for some speed.

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You have some? Yeah, you got it.

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Sure, sure.

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Can we do 200?

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Okay, so now I just give you money?

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Okay.

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Matt, nice to meet you.

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There you go. Okay, thank you.

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She won't say anything now. Yeah, I
won't. Perfect.

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Thanks a lot. Yes, right on.

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How you doing, man?

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Great.

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We are going to register.

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Cool, go for it. Thank you very much.

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Hey, how you doing? Hey,

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is it sign up for the GoldenEye
tournament?

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Yeah.

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Everybody back there ready for some
GoldenEye?

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All right, guys. Okay. It's our way to
do it here. I'm here to pilot you all.

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Watching on the stream.

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Hey,

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are we late?

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Hurry up, man.

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Is there space for one more to join the
tournament?

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$15 from Taylor. I lost my boyfriend to
cancer. Time to get revenge.

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Kill the animals.

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I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Okay,
so, what we're doing here?

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GoldenEye tournament.

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Hey, you know what we're doing here?

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I think I'm too tired for this.

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Okay, well, that's too bad because I've
got a couple more candies.

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What flavor are they?

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This is...

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You know what juicy fruit?

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What?

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Exactly.

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Are we ready to get going here, I guess?
I'll just be waiting over there. Good

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luck.

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I'm trying to think.

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Let's see what happens.

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All right, so I'm seeing the officials
giving me the... To be okay to start the

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race. All the runners are ready. Okay,
we're going to start. I'm going to count

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down from five.

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Everyone's on the start page. I'm going
to count down from five.

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Five, four, three, two, one, go.

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We're right out of the gate, and it
looks like the bird is in the lead. Got

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do a good start here on the dam.

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Ooh. It looks like the others in the
race are a little bit far behind having

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trouble with the gate.

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But going down, the birds can have a
really good grasp of how to play damn.

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Man, who's saying drugs are bad? What
were they saying?

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What was that Fresh Prince episode
about?

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Trying to say that it's not good.

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Carl Tannis. Look at him.

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Look at him go.

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Yes, bird.

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You want to cut through the guard. It's
almost like cutting through butter with

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a hot knife.

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Just use your gun like a knife.

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All right, moving here.

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through the terrain level, one of the
more complicated levels. This is not the

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Rivoli show. It's a show for bands and
musicians.

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We're a band.

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Yeah, quite badly.

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So we're going to watch the players
probably kill a lot of guards.

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Um, the bird, the bird, if you stop
playing for, it looked like you stopped

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one second or so, you let go of the
straight button, but it looked like

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GoldenGuy is now ahead by a few seconds.

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Three to five seconds. What?

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GoldenGuy is basically through saving
Natalia and out to train.

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Um, this is absolutely massive.

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GoldenGuy is now ahead.

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Okay, we got it, man. That guy over
there is beautiful.

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He's like a fool. Doesn't matter. I'm
the fastest motherfucker in the world

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right now. Just watch this. Ah!

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Okay, we need a new plan. A day of
miracles.

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I woke up thick, and then I got healthy.
Yeah, I just started trying to burn the

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RCA cables.

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Then you got new RCA cables, and you
found out about the tournament.

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Now we're going to win the tournament.

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Then we're going to have a show.

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Then you and I are going to have a nice,
happy life together. Did you say we're

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going to have a happy life together?

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I'm just excited.

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I'll be right back. I have an idea.

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You guys don't have any scissors here,
do you?

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Just coming into the end of Tavern Pier,
just about to go through the doorway

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and start Cradle.

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The lead does look insurmountable, but
Cradle will be the tell.

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We'll see if GoldenEye can bring this
home.

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It's freezing in here.

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What was it? Red wire, yellow wire.

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White, white, white.

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The golden guy, you know, holding on to
that.

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Fuck. Really clean headshot there. This
is over in about 15 seconds from now.

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It's red.

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This is a red.

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This is a red. Hey, listen to me.

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How about you listen to me tell you how
to do it?

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Hold up the yellow one.

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That's your video.

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Five, four, three, two...

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The bird is defeating Trevelyan here.
The bird is killing Trevelyan. I've

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it sounds like Bullguy's console is
dead.

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The bird is done.

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Has the bird won the race?

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You know what? I'm going to go talk to
the guy. Get the prize.

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Okay.

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I've never seen anything. That was
incredible.

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That was absolutely insane.

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Congratulations. Thank you so much. I'm
really looking forward to having you

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guys come on my show.

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Okay, what do you mean? What do you
mean, on your show?

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That was first place.

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Are you a musician?

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No, so you guys get to be on my podcast.

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That was part of first place.

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Okay, I'm completely confused.

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Your podcast? I have a podcast called
Rival One. It's about Goldeneye and the

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run.

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I mean, you don't have to be on it if
you guys don't want to, but you're

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certainly invited.

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So you spell it Rival...

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The number one numeral. Yeah.

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And it was a reading error on my part.

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I won.

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Congratulations, guys. Yes. Thank you.
Hey, Jay.

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Jay?

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Jay? Hey, Jay, what are you doing?

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Jay?

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What does happen if you take too much
speed?

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You can over -amp and die.

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Over -amp.

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Your heart goes too fast and explodes.

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Oh, no, Jay. Oh, no, Jay.

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Jay, Jay, Jay.

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Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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I have an emergency at ANC Games. My
friend is, I think, having a drug

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Great job, guys, for that fantastic
student of Goldeneye.

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Jay, where?

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Hey, hey, hey, you all right? What
happened?

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You're in a hospital.

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What?

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What happened to me?

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Yeah, that's what's got me confused. I
must have blacked out. Well, you passed

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out, and then the doctor's here saying
that you had a drug overdose or

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something.

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I have a drug overdose. I don't take
drugs. You know that. That's what

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saying. I said, no way. My friend is not
taking drugs. Do you tell them that?

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I went to bat for you, and then... So
the joke's on them. Then they did the

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stomach pump, and they were like...
What? Hold on, wait, what? I had to sign

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fucking thing. Why'd you let them pump
my stomach? Well, because they said,

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otherwise you're going to die.

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Oh! And it wasn't through the... See, I
thought it was going to be simple, like

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this. Oh!

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Is there a doctor or a nurse or someone?

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Please? Okay, listen, let me tell you
what happened. I switched the candy that

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you were eating for speed.

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I gave you drugs.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, man.

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There's this one famous story, the story
about a couple named Sam and Tolkien, a

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Mormon couple, 18, 19 years old. The
wife, Tolkien, she starts drinking and

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partying, and Sam, the husband, does not
like this. Mormon?

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That's not even allowed, is it? No.

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So I believe at one point Sam went to go
commentate a run, sit on a couch for a

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friend. Oh, no. And Tolkien got freaky
with a banjo kazooie runner, Stivity

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Bobo. And this caused an endless
firestorm of drama in the community.

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some of these other people doing in
here?

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I think they're working.

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Like music jobs, like real jobs.

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Man, like jingles and commercial music
and film music. Music is a big industry.

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It's a multi -billion dollar industry, I
think, probably.

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Maybe trillions, I don't know. It could
be a lot of money.

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You know, think about it, how much these
artists make, you know?

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Billions.

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Do musicians work here?

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Been thinking a lot today.

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Been thinking a lot today.