1 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,200 Upozorenje. 2 00:00:43,509 --> 00:00:45,749 Kaskadere u ovom filmu izveli su profesionalci. 3 00:00:45,919 --> 00:00:49,640 Dakle, za vašu sigurnost i zaštitu oni oko vas, ne pokušavajte ništa od toga 4 00:00:49,839 --> 00:00:51,079 vratolomije koje ćete vidjeti. 5 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:24,570 Sve ovo lijepo i lagano Smith and Wesson. 6 00:01:24,859 --> 00:01:29,183 Ima svu moć zaustavljanja od 9mm i ja ću dobiti 7 00:01:29,184 --> 00:01:36,290 metak u prsa s ovim 9-11 Prsluk od kevlara razine 2A. 8 00:01:36,849 --> 00:01:41,810 Oh, i apsorbirati dio utjecaja metak, stavit ću ove 9 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:45,381 časopisa, nekoliko Hustlera i nekoliko svjetova nogu, 10 00:01:45,382 --> 00:01:48,310 ispod prsluka kako bi se izbjeglo bilo kakvo i sve traume tupim predmetom. 11 00:01:50,930 --> 00:01:51,490 u redu 12 00:01:51,839 --> 00:01:53,559 Zato bih više volio da puca netko drugi mene. 13 00:01:54,610 --> 00:01:56,230 Tako, Jasone? 14 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:58,910 Izgleda prilično dobro. 15 00:02:05,369 --> 00:02:06,540 Ne mogu ovo podnijeti, stari. 16 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,919 Čovječe, ne budi glup. 17 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:14,390 Reci molitvu, stari. 18 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:16,360 Ovo je više od gluposti. 19 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:19,170 Idemo jebeno. 20 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:21,590 Sada morate ići cijelim putem. 21 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:23,780 Jeste li sigurni? 22 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:24,580 Ne mogu ovo podnijeti. 23 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,000 PJ, idemo jebeno. 24 00:02:26,170 --> 00:02:27,410 Saznaj gdje je metak prošao. 25 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,600 PJ. 26 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:30,420 Hajde, čovječe. 27 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:34,840 PJ, idemo jebeno. 28 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:37,980 Upravo ću te baciti jebeni kamen. 29 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:38,720 Idemo. 30 00:02:38,721 --> 00:02:39,721 Ne. 31 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:46,610 To je sljedeći. 32 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:47,730 PJ, hajde. 33 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:49,150 Ne mogu ovo podnijeti. 34 00:02:49,230 --> 00:02:50,430 Pobrini se da ga dobiješ, jebote. 35 00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:52,270 PJ. 36 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:56,390 Ovo je tako jebeno jadno, ne mogu ni reći ti upravo sada. 37 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:00,330 Zaboravi. 38 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:04,690 Idemo. 39 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:10,940 Idemo, stari. 40 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:11,440 Samo idi. 41 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,600 Stavi to u tu stvar i idi. 42 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:13,560 Nije boljelo? 43 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,340 Ne, samo sam se malo uplašio, ipak. 44 00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:23,830 Pa nisi ni ostavio jebeni... Čovječe, rekao sam vam. 45 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:25,430 Pogledajte opekotine od baruta. 46 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:26,390 ja znam 47 00:03:27,010 --> 00:03:28,190 Da, malo sam se tresla. 48 00:03:28,805 --> 00:03:30,410 Hoćete li to gledati na TV-u? 49 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:31,890 Jebi ga. 50 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:01,560 Osmijeh. 51 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:02,860 Ovo će biti super. 52 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,210 Odmakni se, odmakni se, odmakni se, odmakni se, 53 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:08,200 odmakni se, odmakni se, odmakni se, odmakni se. 54 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,800 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. 55 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,140 Dobrodošli u Jackass. 56 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:00,860 jao 57 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:01,160 jao 58 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,520 jao 59 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,690 Dobrodošli na prvi dan našeg finala film. 60 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,560 Što osjećaš? 61 00:07:05,145 --> 00:07:06,250 Uh, tužan sam. 62 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:09,410 Kako to? 63 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:18,510 Pretpostavljam, uh, veliki dio mog života je, uh, skoro gotovo. 64 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,850 Čini li te to tužnim, Chris? 65 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:22,750 Ne, nisam u kontaktu sa svojim emocijama. 66 00:07:26,850 --> 00:07:29,090 Dakle, imamo novog Jackass člana glumačke ekipe. 67 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,470 Njegovo ime je 1W Larry. 68 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,170 On je humanoidni robot. 69 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:36,510 A glas tom robotu daje gospodin Adam Ray. 70 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:40,596 I bit ćeš stvarajući povijest danas s 71 00:07:40,597 --> 00:07:43,251 prvi, uh, robot koji pregled ljudske prostate. 72 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:45,730 Ovako magarac izgleda sa 50 godina, pretpostavljam. 73 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,290 Mi smo u tim godinama gdje moramo stići pregledi prostate. 74 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:51,330 Da, ovo je nešto. 75 00:07:51,350 --> 00:07:52,390 Stoga smo zaposlili najbolje. 76 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,460 Vidite li prst na toj stvari? 77 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:55,490 jesam. 78 00:07:55,515 --> 00:07:57,270 Da, usput, to nije prst. 79 00:07:57,670 --> 00:07:58,670 To je pandža. 80 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:01,550 Upast ćeš u nevolju. 81 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,630 Nije tamo. 82 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:05,430 Ova strana je ta koja je oštra. 83 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:07,550 Koliko si puta ovo napravio, Larry? 84 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:08,670 Jednom. 85 00:08:08,950 --> 00:08:09,950 sebi. 86 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,890 U autu na putu ovamo. 87 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:16,050 Pustimo ga, dušo. 88 00:08:17,090 --> 00:08:20,110 Možda je dopustiti da se rastrgne loš izbor riječi. 89 00:08:21,630 --> 00:08:24,710 Ja sam Steve-O i zdravlje prostate je super važno. 90 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,470 Dakle, ovo je robotski rektalni pregled. 91 00:08:27,945 --> 00:08:30,130 Jadda, yadda, yadda, skini hlače. 92 00:08:34,370 --> 00:08:35,970 Kondomi bez podmazivanja. 93 00:08:35,971 --> 00:08:36,971 Ne, imamo lubrikant. 94 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,270 O moj Bože, tako je oštro. 95 00:08:39,429 --> 00:08:41,730 Evo, idemo staviti malo lubrikanta za tebe. 96 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:43,140 Hrskavi maslac od kikirikija. 97 00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:44,730 Zašto hrskavo? 98 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:46,570 Baci rublje. 99 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:48,590 Bože moj. 100 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,330 Bože moj. 101 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:51,530 Daj mi još jednu. 102 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:51,790 Oh odvratno. 103 00:08:52,370 --> 00:08:53,370 Budi umoran. 104 00:08:53,510 --> 00:08:54,610 Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj. 105 00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:56,550 Čekaj, čekaj. 106 00:08:56,850 --> 00:08:57,850 Čekati. 107 00:08:58,690 --> 00:08:59,690 Čekati. 108 00:09:01,190 --> 00:09:02,430 Na moj znak. 109 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,930 Idemo, idemo. 110 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:19,810 Steve, što radiš? 111 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:23,930 Je li vaša čokolada u njegovom maslacu od kikirikija ili njegov maslac od kikirikija u tvojoj čokoladi? 112 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:25,890 Još maslaca od kikirikija, molim. 113 00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:26,870 Još maslaca od kikirikija. 114 00:09:27,055 --> 00:09:29,330 Još maslaca od kikirikija, nemoj mi ga stavljati jakna. 115 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:30,290 O moj Bože. 116 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:31,350 eto nas. 117 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:33,110 Izvolite. 118 00:09:33,111 --> 00:09:38,150 Ne, to je to. 119 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:38,890 To je to. 120 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:40,330 Idi, idi, idi. 121 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:43,570 Steve, uđi, uđi, Nate. 122 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:46,010 Sići. 123 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,070 Nastavi tako. 124 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:49,850 O moj Bože. 125 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:52,110 Prijeđi preko. 126 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:57,230 Hoćeš li da nazovem tvog tatu? 127 00:09:57,570 --> 00:09:58,570 O moj Bože. 128 00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:01,030 Hej, Larry, pusti lame mail svoj prst. 129 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:03,270 Bit će mi zadovoljstvo. 130 00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:04,550 Hajde, Lance. 131 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:05,810 Pomiriši. 132 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:07,790 Pomiriši. 133 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:08,950 Nije tako loše. 134 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,750 Da, da. 135 00:10:12,190 --> 00:10:13,190 Imam ga. 136 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,850 Moram obaviti još jednu stvar. 137 00:10:21,119 --> 00:10:22,230 Omogućuje vam domet. 138 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:25,770 pomoći ću ti. 139 00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:27,150 U redu, idemo. 140 00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:27,870 Dobili smo ovo. 141 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,030 Dobili smo ovo. 142 00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:31,310 Timski rad čini san uspješnim. 143 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:34,550 Jesam li spomenuo da sam danas pio? 144 00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:36,670 Jesam li spomenuo da sam danas pio? 145 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:37,950 Idemo. 146 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,310 O moj Bože. 147 00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:54,470 O moj Bože. 148 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:03,730 Ovo bi mogao biti loš trenutak da ti kažem svoje licenca je oduzeta prošli tjedan. 149 00:11:08,010 --> 00:11:09,150 Dobar posao, Steve-o. 150 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,270 Mogu li postaviti pitanje? 151 00:11:14,271 --> 00:11:15,271 Da. 152 00:11:15,839 --> 00:11:17,090 Zašto je ovo posljednji film? 153 00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:21,759 Pa, ne mogu voziti crveno rakete ili bikovi više, 154 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,130 pa se osjećalo kao prirodno mjesto za zaustavljanje. 155 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:27,350 Da, sigurno neću jahati te rakete ili bikovi. 156 00:11:27,351 --> 00:11:31,070 Znaš, pričali smo, to je kao, znaš, imamo sve ove snimke ničije 157 00:11:31,071 --> 00:11:37,510 viđeno prije ili jedva viđeno i možemo birati naši omiljeni komadi svih vremena i snimite neke 158 00:11:37,511 --> 00:11:40,570 nova snimka i moći ću vidjeti Opet Warhammer. 159 00:11:41,949 --> 00:11:44,671 Pa, ako scena zahtijeva ja da uđem u svoj 160 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:48,810 rođendansko odijelo, odgovor bi mogao biti samo da. 161 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,610 U redu, ovo se zove zrak na terenu za golf rog. 162 00:11:55,009 --> 00:11:57,861 Kad ljudi krenu, kad silaze s 163 00:11:57,862 --> 00:12:00,731 njihov zamah, mi idemo da puše u ove zračne rogove. 164 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,380 Evo je opet. 165 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,700 Ne, postoji li još jedan? 166 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,840 Još uvijek je pogodila prilično dobro. 167 00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:53,110 Što sam ti rekao? 168 00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:54,730 Što sam ti rekao? 169 00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:55,950 Evo, izgubio si klub. 170 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:56,290 Isprašiti guzicu? 171 00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:56,950 oprosti 172 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,826 Nisam li ti rekao da ću svratiti ovdje i razbiti te s tim? 173 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:00,850 Što? 174 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,250 Žao mi je, dobio sam burzitis. 175 00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:03,650 Imate bursitis? 176 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:03,930 Da. 177 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,046 To znači da se morate igrati s rog? 178 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:06,650 Pomaže. 179 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:08,490 Sad ću ti dati nešto za igru. 180 00:13:08,819 --> 00:13:09,979 Žao mi je, neće se ponoviti. 181 00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:42,650 Vrati se. 182 00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,450 Spusti se, spusti se. 183 00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:49,770 Gledaj ovo. 184 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:50,010 Čekaj, čekaj. 185 00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:50,710 Sići. 186 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:51,030 Čekati. 187 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:51,930 Čekati. 188 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:52,190 Sići. 189 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,110 Sići. 190 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:54,930 Sići. 191 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:56,470 Sići. 192 00:13:56,471 --> 00:13:57,471 Sići. 193 00:13:57,890 --> 00:13:58,890 Oh. 194 00:13:58,969 --> 00:13:59,969 Oh, jebote. 195 00:14:02,499 --> 00:14:04,390 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville. 196 00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:07,170 Ovo je Tori Belecci, međunarodna znanstvenik. 197 00:14:07,769 --> 00:14:09,410 Ovo je Slijedite vođu. 198 00:14:09,411 --> 00:14:15,270 Ono što će se dogoditi je Knoxville pomaknut će ruku i električnu 199 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:19,270 signal će ići u računalo i zatim on će moći kontrolirati vaše ruke. 200 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:19,650 Što? 201 00:14:20,145 --> 00:14:22,510 Dakle, sve što trebate učiniti je razgibati mišiće. 202 00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:24,209 Nema problema. 203 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:25,950 Oh! 204 00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:30,170 Bože 205 00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:32,730 Sranje! 206 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,170 Što? 207 00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:35,350 Što dovraga? 208 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,910 To je puno elektroida. 209 00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:41,750 Možemo li dobiti kavu, molim te 210 00:14:42,669 --> 00:14:43,669 Koliko je vruća ta kava? 211 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:44,950 vruće. 212 00:14:45,029 --> 00:14:46,550 Popijte malo kave, kakice. 213 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:47,670 Sigurna sam da će biti dobro. 214 00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:54,170 Mislim da se netko mora obrijati. 215 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,950 Evo skoro novog aparata za brijanje. 216 00:14:58,210 --> 00:14:58,890 Staro nekoliko tjedana. 217 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,030 Samo se počni brijati. 218 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:00,730 Moraš ga dobiti. 219 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:01,190 Oh, shvatio si. 220 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:01,990 Da, to je dobro. 221 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:02,610 To je dobro. 222 00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:03,850 Sviđa mi se, da. 223 00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:10,250 Lance, zašto ne gledaš? 224 00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:12,650 Ne gleda se. 225 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:13,770 Hej, kakice. 226 00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,090 Moraš ga staviti ispod. 227 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:17,130 Znam što želiš da učinim i... 228 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,310 Ja ću to učiniti. 229 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,390 Da, da. 230 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:25,990 Činiti dobro. 231 00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:27,590 O moj Bože. 232 00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:30,689 Udri u sredinu, udri u sredinu, udario u sredinu. 233 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,970 Izgleda tako graciozno. 234 00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:36,930 Oh! 235 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:42,090 Oh, glatko brijanje. 236 00:15:42,849 --> 00:15:45,550 Zach još uvijek nema tetovažu od mene. 237 00:15:45,649 --> 00:15:46,390 Oh, u redu. 238 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,530 Pa, idemo raditi Zacha. 239 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:47,910 Da. 240 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,330 I koju tetovažu daješ? 241 00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:52,390 Dat ću Zachu lijep smajlić za bradavice lice. 242 00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:53,630 To je prekrasno platno. 243 00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:55,070 Ah! 244 00:15:55,339 --> 00:15:58,410 Mislim, htio si da imam jebeno umjetnost tamo. 245 00:15:58,510 --> 00:15:59,590 Zašto se dereš na mene? 246 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:02,010 Volio bih da ovo ispadne dobro. 247 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:02,750 I meni također. 248 00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:04,430 Ja sam na tvojoj strani. 249 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:04,490 U redu. 250 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:05,970 obećajem. 251 00:16:07,469 --> 00:16:09,430 U redu, nemoj ovo zabrljati, Sebo. 252 00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:10,610 Mirna ruka. 253 00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:11,910 Ah! 254 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:12,530 oprosti 255 00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:13,730 U redu. 256 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:23,610 Taj je čak i blizu. 257 00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:27,049 Neću to još učiniti. 258 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:27,490 U redu. 259 00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:28,650 Neću to još učiniti. 260 00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:29,850 Ja to radim! 261 00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:31,370 Ah! 262 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:32,630 Oh! 263 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:41,860 Oh! 264 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,500 Oh! 265 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,640 Oh! 266 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,070 Oh! 267 00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:49,350 Oh! 268 00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:52,050 Kakav je to bio osjećaj? 269 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:53,290 Nije dobro. 270 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:55,790 Sranje. 271 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,630 To je baš super. 272 00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:58,990 Bože moj. 273 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:00,689 Sjajno, Poopy. 274 00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:01,130 Hvala. 275 00:17:01,131 --> 00:17:02,250 Sjajno, Tori. 276 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,650 Hvala, Steve-O i Zach. 277 00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:08,630 I hvala Bogu, spasilac Bunny je ovdje da sve bude sigurno. 278 00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:09,829 Hvala. 279 00:17:10,409 --> 00:17:14,170 Stvarno ne... Još uvijek ne razumijem zašto su tražili dežurnog spasioca, 280 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:18,510 ali bolje je imati i ne trebati nego ga trebati a nemati ga. 281 00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:28,220 Pa, osuđenik malo, oduvijek smo željeli uključiti u naše filmove. 282 00:17:28,619 --> 00:17:32,640 Snimili smo ga za pilot TV show i ugasio se. 283 00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:35,380 Naš član posade je uhićen. 284 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:41,080 MTV nije mogao snimati u Zapadnom Hollywoodu 10 godina, tako da to nitko nije vidio. 285 00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:43,420 Tamo stoji već 25 godina. 286 00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:44,760 Bio je totalni kaos. 287 00:17:46,979 --> 00:17:49,280 Danas ću biti bjegunac iz L.A. 288 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:54,340 Okružni zatvor i uđite u željezariju i vidjeti hoće li mi posuditi pilu za metal. 289 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,160 jao 290 00:17:57,449 --> 00:17:58,460 Vidite li leću? 291 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000 U redu. 292 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:01,860 U redu. 293 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,389 Trebam li malo prljavštine na licu? 294 00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:05,504 Trebaš malo i na njegovom vratu. 295 00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:08,900 Je li moja košulja previše blistava? 296 00:18:09,124 --> 00:18:10,360 Mogu li ga udariti unutra? 297 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,200 Da, to pomaže. 298 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400 Hvala. 299 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,140 Trebam pomoć. 300 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,480 U redu. 301 00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:25,500 Trebam malo... Trebam pilu, pilu. 302 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,260 Dopusti mi nekoga, u redu? 303 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:41,570 pomozi mi! 304 00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:43,599 Oprostite, što se događa? 305 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,290 Ne bih ih dirao. 306 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:45,950 Neka mi netko pomogne! 307 00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:46,951 Ne bih ih dirao. 308 00:18:51,844 --> 00:18:52,844 Neka mi netko pomogne! 309 00:18:53,619 --> 00:18:55,460 Trenutačno smo nekako zatvoreni. 310 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,100 Ne puštamo nikoga unutra. 311 00:19:00,649 --> 00:19:02,440 TJ, zovem vas policajci. 312 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,260 Vjerojatno je bjegunac iz zatvora ili negdje. 313 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,420 S lisicama u šerifovom kombinezonu? 314 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,340 Popni se. 315 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,580 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Nachman. 316 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:18,660 Upravo ću biti uhićen. 317 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,520 Jebati. 318 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:27,480 Jebati. 319 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:28,580 Jebati. 320 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,420 Oh, jebote. 321 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,680 Nema šanse. 322 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,720 Što da radimo? 323 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,280 Kicoš. 324 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,780 Nastavi, stari. 325 00:19:36,669 --> 00:19:38,780 Imam dobro objašnjenje za ovo. 326 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,260 Kako to da nisi u zatvoru? 327 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,060 Jer ja tamo ne pripadam. 328 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,300 Kako si izašao? 329 00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:45,480 Nikad nisam bio u zatvoru. 330 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,080 Što je ovo straga? 331 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,200 To je mikrofon. 332 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:48,920 Za što? 333 00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:50,780 Jer mi snimamo. 334 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240 Snimaš! 335 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:53,380 Da, gospođo. 336 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,810 To je stvarno glupo! 337 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,480 Što se ovdje događa? 338 00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:58,780 ne znam 339 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,020 Ovaj tip je homoseksualac. 340 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,620 Nismo htjeli izazvati gužvu. 341 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:04,016 Pa, nosiš L.A. 342 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,660 Županijski kombinezon s lisicama na rukama. 343 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,240 što ti misliš 344 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,880 Da, valjda nisam razmišljao. 345 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960 Ispričavam se. 346 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,320 Imaš li kameru pri sebi? 347 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,180 Je li isključeno? 348 00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:12,760 Uključeno je. 349 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:13,400 Uključeno je? 350 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,680 Snimate li ovo? 351 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,920 Ugasi to! 352 00:20:18,569 --> 00:20:23,320 Dakle, po dolasku danas, bili smo obaviješteni od gospodina Clivera da je naš voditelj proizvodnje 353 00:20:23,321 --> 00:20:27,098 obavijestili nas da smo službeno on hiatus vrsta suspenzije 354 00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:29,860 zbog incidenta jučer u željezariji. 355 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:33,640 Ali, uh, pretpostavljam da bi se ova emisija mogla emitirati, možda neće. 356 00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:37,680 Imaš li što dodati, Jeff? 357 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,740 ja ne. 358 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,540 Razmislimo samo o koktelu s kakicom danas. 359 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:42,980 Pravo. 360 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:44,740 Fokusirani smo na koktel iz kakice. 361 00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:48,060 Moje ime je Johnny Knoxville i ovo je poo koktel. 362 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:58,620 Mislim da je to bilo prije otprilike 10 godina na današnji dan da radim prvi koktel kakice 363 00:20:58,621 --> 00:21:02,340 a sad ti preuzimaš uzde i uzimaš na sasvim drugu razinu. 364 00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:06,040 Ja sam Steve-O i ovo je koktel od kakice vrhovni. 365 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:10,940 u redu 366 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,060 Sretno. 367 00:21:16,479 --> 00:21:17,479 Jesi li spreman, Steve-O? 368 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,760 br. 369 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,180 Naručite se! 370 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,340 Poo koktel vrhunski! 371 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,050 Bože moj. 372 00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:12,150 Bit će ružno. 373 00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:13,670 Ne znam želiš li nas vidjeti. 374 00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:18,510 Bože moj. 375 00:22:18,979 --> 00:22:19,979 Oh, Isuse. 376 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:22,610 Bože moj. 377 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:32,970 Bože moj. 378 00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:34,990 Skoči u tu nogu odmah. 379 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,310 Bože moj. 380 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,310 Bože moj. 381 00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:51,590 Isus. 382 00:22:51,591 --> 00:22:52,591 Da, stari. 383 00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:54,430 To je bilo rado. 384 00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:55,910 Otišlo je tako visoko. 385 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:57,630 Bilo je tako strašno. 386 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:03,010 Ovo je vrsta ekstremnog sranja koje ti ekstremni frajeri niti ne pomišljaju. 387 00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:09,670 Mislim, to je imalo sve. 388 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:10,570 To je predstavljalo opasnost. 389 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:11,910 Bilo je sranja. 390 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:13,620 Imalo je povraćanje. 391 00:23:14,879 --> 00:23:16,239 To je ono o čemu se radi u ovoj emisiji. 392 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:19,030 I seksi privlačnost. 393 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:23,669 Učini to! 394 00:23:29,770 --> 00:23:31,230 Kakav idiot. 395 00:23:35,049 --> 00:23:36,190 Što ima, igrači? 396 00:23:36,610 --> 00:23:38,070 Hej, Larry. 397 00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:39,670 Gdje si bio? 398 00:23:39,959 --> 00:23:42,830 Imao sam nekoliko jagoda bijelih kandži u zelena soba. 399 00:23:43,350 --> 00:23:44,350 On je pijan. 400 00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:45,530 Popio je nekoliko pića. 401 00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:46,910 Trenutačno je malo klimav. 402 00:23:47,349 --> 00:23:52,030 Dat ćemo Poopy injekcije za usne učiniti ga 23% ljepšim. 403 00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:53,250 Konačno. 404 00:23:54,570 --> 00:23:56,850 O moj Bože, uhvatila te je! 405 00:23:58,249 --> 00:23:59,490 Pozdrav, dr. Julie. 406 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:00,030 Zdravo. 407 00:24:00,330 --> 00:24:00,550 Bok. 408 00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:04,230 Ovo je Poopyjevo i želimo ga napraviti zgodniji s nekim injekcijama za usne. 409 00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:05,250 Možete li nam pomoći? 410 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:05,590 Da. 411 00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:07,130 Sranje. 412 00:24:07,330 --> 00:24:08,330 ti to ozbiljno 413 00:24:08,439 --> 00:24:11,150 Dakle, tijekom cijelog ovog filma, ja ću imati najveće usne. 414 00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:13,630 Imat ćeš najljepše usne. 415 00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:15,130 Bože moj. 416 00:24:16,374 --> 00:24:18,690 Ja sam Poopy's i ovo je filer za usne. 417 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:24,650 U redu, ljudi obično otupe, ali... Ne, ne znaš. 418 00:24:24,850 --> 00:24:25,970 Ne, nema otupljenja. 419 00:24:26,439 --> 00:24:27,679 Što ovo stavljaš? 420 00:24:27,719 --> 00:24:29,050 Ovo je hijaluronska kiselina. 421 00:24:29,410 --> 00:24:29,870 Oh, to je to. 422 00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:30,990 Zvuči sigurno. 423 00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:32,310 Ne miči se ni ti. 424 00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:33,470 Ostani miran. 425 00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:34,490 Bože moj. 426 00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:37,250 Nakon ovoga ćeš imati toliko posla. 427 00:24:37,449 --> 00:24:38,830 O sranje! 428 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:40,730 Da! 429 00:24:41,170 --> 00:24:42,910 Sada nam ide dobro. 430 00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:45,710 Sranje, brate. 431 00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:47,210 U redu, možemo ići veće. 432 00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:49,010 Možemo ići veće. 433 00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,170 Sada ćemo napraviti dno. 434 00:24:52,810 --> 00:24:53,810 fuj 435 00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:56,550 Koji je ovo kurac? 436 00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:58,190 Fenomenalni Poopy's. 437 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:00,150 Treba li imati desnu stranu veći? 438 00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:02,550 Kakvo jebeno glupo pitanje, Aaron. 439 00:25:04,430 --> 00:25:08,050 Mislim da vjerojatno mogu staviti samo malo jos malo i to je to. 440 00:25:08,770 --> 00:25:08,770 Oh, jebote. 441 00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:10,030 Postaje bijelo. 442 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:11,210 Koji kurac? 443 00:25:11,530 --> 00:25:14,470 Više izgledam kao jedan od onih pokvarenih jebene domaćice. 444 00:25:15,210 --> 00:25:16,670 Možemo li Aarona sljedećeg? 445 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:17,230 Da. 446 00:25:17,710 --> 00:25:20,290 Što ako trebamo popraviti to Lego lice? 447 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:22,190 Oh, jebi ga. 448 00:25:23,770 --> 00:25:25,310 Ova cura me voli i sranja. 449 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:26,390 Mislim da dobro izgleda. 450 00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:28,070 U redu, samo tako, Poopy's. 451 00:25:28,071 --> 00:25:29,071 Da! 452 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,110 Da! 453 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:37,350 U Jackass Forever, Knoxville i ja smo samo intervjuiram nove dečke i 454 00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:39,870 ravno kao, Poopy's, bojiš li se bilo čega? 455 00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:42,450 On je kao, oh dobro, reći ću ti nešto, Ne volim mrak. 456 00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:45,290 Ne volim, znaš, baš kao... Izlažući sve. 457 00:25:45,550 --> 00:25:48,050 Ali mislim da nam Bam nikad nije rekao da jest uplašen zmija. 458 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:51,210 Slučajno smo to shvatili kad su zmije izašle. 459 00:25:51,370 --> 00:25:53,750 Kad smo to shvatili, sigurno je bilo dobro puno bitova. 460 00:25:53,751 --> 00:25:59,590 Znaš, što je iskustvo gore, to bolje izgleda na ekranu. 461 00:26:03,099 --> 00:26:05,433 Dakle, danas ćemo dovesti glumačku ekipu u ovo 462 00:26:05,434 --> 00:26:08,210 soba dva u isto vrijeme da pucati u čegrtušu štos. 463 00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:12,367 Ali to je samo varka ovdje ih možemo zaključati 464 00:26:12,368 --> 00:26:15,050 vrata, ugasi svjetla, i od svog života napraviti pakao. 465 00:26:15,439 --> 00:26:17,810 Ovo je Silence of the Lambs. 466 00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:20,650 Jeste li čuli to? 467 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:21,390 Što je to? 468 00:26:21,391 --> 00:26:22,430 To je čegrtuša. 469 00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:23,510 Ne, nije. 470 00:26:23,690 --> 00:26:24,070 jeste. 471 00:26:24,270 --> 00:26:24,610 Oh, stvarno? 472 00:26:24,990 --> 00:26:26,690 Ali ti nisi dio ove stvari. 473 00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:27,630 Ti si kikiriki galerija. 474 00:26:27,631 --> 00:26:28,631 Ti si kikiriki galerija. 475 00:26:28,699 --> 00:26:30,690 Ima Western Diamondback čegrtuša. 476 00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:32,105 Pustit će ga na tlo. 477 00:26:32,129 --> 00:26:35,752 Pontius će uzeti a kolačić i postavi ga na glavu, i 478 00:26:35,753 --> 00:26:38,311 onda ću pokušati i skini mu kolačić s glave. 479 00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:40,550 A ovo je Western Diamondback čegrtuša. 480 00:26:40,630 --> 00:26:41,870 To je oko pet stopa u kusuru. 481 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,770 Vrlo, vrlo otrovno. 482 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,970 Ugristi će te ako dobiješ dva krzna, i on će te ubiti, ili pokušati. 483 00:26:47,130 --> 00:26:48,130 Ne šalim se. 484 00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:49,390 opa 485 00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:49,670 Spreman? 486 00:26:49,671 --> 00:26:50,790 Vratit ću ga. 487 00:26:50,970 --> 00:26:52,050 Ovo je jebeno ništa. 488 00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:52,690 opa 489 00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:54,050 Sranje, stari. 490 00:26:54,650 --> 00:26:54,790 Oh. 491 00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:56,590 Kicoš. 492 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:58,170 Oh, jebote. 493 00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,410 O moj Bože. 494 00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:01,190 Isus. 495 00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:02,710 Mogu tako brzo napasti. 496 00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:04,790 On će zapravo biti dobar, Johnny. 497 00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:05,990 Nastavite gledati još sekundu. 498 00:27:06,610 --> 00:27:07,750 Možeš li osjetiti moje srce? 499 00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:10,130 Vau, stari. 500 00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:11,110 u redu 501 00:27:11,469 --> 00:27:13,690 Ide brzo kao zmija čegrtuša. 502 00:27:15,570 --> 00:27:17,530 Trenutno se jako bojim za Johnnyja. 503 00:27:17,914 --> 00:27:19,606 U redu, stavimo zmijsko svjetlo mikrofoni ovih momaka. 504 00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:20,630 Vrijeme je za ovo. 505 00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:21,270 Slatki su. 506 00:27:21,590 --> 00:27:22,590 Oni su velika zmija. 507 00:27:22,830 --> 00:27:23,830 Nije pakao. 508 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:25,330 U redu, promijeni kantu. 509 00:27:25,550 --> 00:27:26,990 Izbacimo zmiju iz sobe. 510 00:27:33,539 --> 00:27:34,760 Ima li ovdje antidopa? 511 00:27:35,329 --> 00:27:37,460 Da, da, dobivam Huxmillse mene. 512 00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:38,900 kako se zove 513 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,940 Antivinim, ne antidop. 514 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,320 Što znači antidoping? 515 00:27:41,321 --> 00:27:42,321 ni sam ne znam. 516 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080 Što je antidop? 517 00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:49,700 To je kao... Oh, moj jebeni Bože. 518 00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:51,060 Ne! 519 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:52,620 Prokletstvo. 520 00:27:53,014 --> 00:27:54,400 Oh, jebite se! 521 00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:57,100 Zašto smo sada jedini unutra? 522 00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:58,340 Ne znam, stari. 523 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,240 Ah, razumijem! 524 00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:05,519 Je li i sam Rab tu? 525 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:07,260 Oh, ne! 526 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:07,620 Ne! 527 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,720 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville. 528 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:10,600 Dobrodošli u pakao. 529 00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:11,774 Molim te, ne! 530 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,800 Ozbiljno, u toj kanti je zmija, pa se ne vrti okolo. 531 00:28:16,801 --> 00:28:17,801 Pa, gdje da idem? 532 00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:19,380 Što da radim? 533 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,880 Oh, jebote! 534 00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:24,120 Pa ako nas ugrize, umrijet ćemo. 535 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:26,600 ti to ozbiljno 536 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,000 Zašto bismo, dovraga, išli dolje podrum? 537 00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:31,079 Čovječe, hajde. 538 00:28:34,299 --> 00:28:35,600 Knox, koji kurac? 539 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:36,720 hajde 540 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:43,780 Koji kurac? 541 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,976 Razbit ću ta jebena vrata. 542 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Uzmi, Aarone. 543 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:49,769 Jesu li upravo... 544 00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:51,760 Zajebi ovo sranje! 545 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,320 Ah, jebite se! 546 00:28:54,104 --> 00:28:55,176 U redu, sada idi po kantu. 547 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,200 I izbaci zmije. 548 00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:57,620 Oh, sranje! 549 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,200 Oh, sranje! 550 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,220 Svi, ostanite... ljudi, ostanite na kauču. 551 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,500 Jebena zmija. 552 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:05,120 bam 553 00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:05,500 Da. 554 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,700 Moraš biti cool, čovječe. 555 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:08,060 Ovdje je jebena zmija. 556 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,240 Ne, ne znam što da radim. 557 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:10,180 Ostani gdje jesi. 558 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:11,181 U redu. 559 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,200 Čovječe, ujelo me, mislim. 560 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,440 Jeff, bam, dobio sam malo. 561 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,520 Ne seri. 562 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:20,560 ja to ne mogu. 563 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,680 Samo sam se pokazao. 564 00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:23,980 Upalimo svjetla, zar ne? 565 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,480 To je to! 566 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:25,940 To je to! 567 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:26,380 Dosta je bilo! 568 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,280 Dosta je bilo! 569 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,520 Tamo je zmija, Dave. 570 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,300 Gdje si, Arone? 571 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,440 Aarone! 572 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,080 Koji kurac? 573 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:33,480 Aarone! 574 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,780 Kako bih ti uopće trebao pomoći, Dave? 575 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,721 Samo... Samo trebam znam da si tamo. 576 00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:39,920 Zajebi ovo! 577 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:40,460 Aarone! 578 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,560 Oh, sada imam oružje, drkadžije. 579 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,080 Imam oružje. 580 00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,200 Nemoj me udarati, Aarone. 581 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:45,840 Ne, imam oružje. 582 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:46,180 Aarone! 583 00:29:46,181 --> 00:29:46,820 Nemoj me udarati. 584 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,040 Ti jebeni... Aarone, nemoj me zajebavati. 585 00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:51,540 Prokleti ludak u meni. 586 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,600 jao 587 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:55,540 Tamo su vrata! 588 00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:56,660 Dave, ovamo! 589 00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:57,860 Dave, ovuda! 590 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,420 Da, točno! 591 00:29:58,820 --> 00:29:59,580 Jebeš ta vrata. 592 00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:00,100 Jebeš ta vrata. 593 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,060 Vjerojatno je tamo nešto loše. 594 00:30:01,061 --> 00:30:01,620 Ne, obećavam! 595 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,020 Ne, ne znaš ti ništa. 596 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:04,540 Tamo su vrata. 597 00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:05,220 Upravo sam ga otvorio. 598 00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:05,920 Kunem se Bogom. 599 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:06,520 Oh, vau. 600 00:30:06,580 --> 00:30:07,580 Kako zgodno. 601 00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:09,420 Dođi ovuda. 602 00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:10,780 Kunem se Bogom, ne lažem ti. 603 00:30:10,781 --> 00:30:11,340 Otvori ta vrata. 604 00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:12,620 Onda si sam, jebote. 605 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,760 Ah! 606 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,200 Ah! 607 00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:17,380 Ah! 608 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,000 Ah! 609 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:18,840 Oh, jebote. 610 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:19,960 Aarone! 611 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,300 Koji se kurac događa? 612 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,360 Ne mogu čak... Ne mogu čak i jebeno to učiniti. 613 00:30:27,844 --> 00:30:28,844 Koji je ovo kurac? 614 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,680 Ah! 615 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,240 Ah! 616 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:34,660 Sranje! 617 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:37,621 Jebem ti mater... Ah! 618 00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:39,000 Ah! 619 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:39,960 Ah! 620 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,160 O moj Bože! 621 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:41,680 jao 622 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:42,940 Jebena kučka! 623 00:30:43,399 --> 00:30:44,559 Nastavi udesno, Bam! 624 00:30:44,749 --> 00:30:45,840 Sad ti ne vjerujem! 625 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Ako imaš kurac... 626 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:49,641 Kad bi Bam upravo dobio malo... dobio sam malo, Jeff! 627 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,756 Da, ja ću... U redu, ja ću Zajeban sam s tobom, u redu? 628 00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:52,420 On tamo zuji. 629 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:52,660 Ovdje. 630 00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:54,156 Završio sam sa zajebavanjem. 631 00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:54,980 ja ti pomažem. 632 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,220 Jer si dobio... Bam. 633 00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:57,220 Imaš zmijski ugriz. 634 00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:58,780 Moramo dobiti vašu liječničku pomoć. 635 00:30:58,820 --> 00:30:59,240 Hajde, Bam. 636 00:30:59,380 --> 00:30:59,800 Hajde, prijatelju. 637 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:00,220 Idemo. 638 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,280 Idemo. 639 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,080 Svi, završio sam sa zajebavanjem. 640 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,301 Moraš dopustiti... Ti moram otvoriti vrata. 641 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:05,620 U redu. 642 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,500 U redu. 643 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,100 Imam... U redu. 644 00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:09,540 Zatvori ga. 645 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,680 Ne! 646 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,880 Ne! 647 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:12,920 Ne! 648 00:31:12,921 --> 00:31:13,921 Ne! 649 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,040 Ne! 650 00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:16,000 To je to! 651 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:16,440 To je to! 652 00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:17,480 To je to! 653 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,760 Uhvatilo me! 654 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,800 U redu. 655 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,840 Uhvatilo me! 656 00:31:21,999 --> 00:31:22,860 Zmija te uhvatila? 657 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Ah! 658 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,400 I noga! 659 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:26,680 I rebra! 660 00:31:26,681 --> 00:31:27,860 I noga i rebra! 661 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:28,320 Molim! 662 00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:29,860 Jebati! 663 00:31:31,069 --> 00:31:32,480 Doživjet ću srčani zastoj. 664 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,680 Upali svjetla. 665 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,941 U redu, uh... U redu. 666 00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:38,000 Dobrodošli na set, Bam Bam! 667 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:40,840 Zach! 668 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:41,940 jesi dobro 669 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,240 Sranje! 670 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,080 Čula sam da Zach zvuči kao da jest biti ubijen ovdje. 671 00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:49,020 Mislio sam da je ovo jedini način da izaći van. 672 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,700 Pa sam se samo popeo preko njega. 673 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:51,840 A onda je puklo. 674 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,480 O moj Bože, čovječe. 675 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:55,856 Jeste li mislili da je zmija u soba? 676 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:56,420 Jebi ga! 677 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,556 Mislio si da si zagrizen? 678 00:31:57,580 --> 00:31:58,580 Da! 679 00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:00,740 Oh, jebote! 680 00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:07,740 Bog! 681 00:32:08,284 --> 00:32:10,180 Cijelo ovo jebeno mjesto je vjerojatno namještena. 682 00:32:10,824 --> 00:32:11,824 Jeste, zar ne? 683 00:32:12,589 --> 00:32:13,589 Jeste, zar ne? 684 00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:14,820 Jeste, zar ne? 685 00:32:16,229 --> 00:32:19,000 Vidiš, kad dođem sa svojim idejama, Ne zapisujem ih. 686 00:32:19,001 --> 00:32:23,480 Samo nacrtam sliku i faksiram je Losu Angeles. 687 00:32:23,481 --> 00:32:28,100 Upravo sam nacrtao sliku debelog magarca i a mali tip s bungee užetom spojenim. 688 00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:31,360 Ovo je bungee jump! 689 00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:35,620 Jesi li spreman, Prestone? 690 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:36,740 Samo idi, samo idi! 691 00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:38,220 tri... 692 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,560 dva... 693 00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:40,980 jedan... 694 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,500 Da! 695 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:48,240 Da! 696 00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:48,740 Da! 697 00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:49,440 Da! 698 00:32:49,441 --> 00:32:50,480 O moj Bože. 699 00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:51,280 Da jest! 700 00:32:51,281 --> 00:32:52,520 To je savršeno funkcioniralo. 701 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,220 O moj Bože. 702 00:32:57,389 --> 00:32:59,380 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville. 703 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:02,560 Dobrodošli u našu produkciju The Marionete. 704 00:33:02,859 --> 00:33:04,940 Osjećam miris Tonyja, idemo. 705 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,440 Ovo ispušta čarape. 706 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,240 Zatamni se. 707 00:33:09,539 --> 00:33:12,496 Timmy, 10 godina, a pastozan, malouman, ali 708 00:33:12,497 --> 00:33:15,821 nedopadljiv dječak, čini svoje putem kroz gradski trg. 709 00:33:16,259 --> 00:33:18,720 Ugleda Dolores, 11 godina. 710 00:33:18,899 --> 00:33:23,180 Dolores je lijepa, kao stari hvatač rukavica, i ima samo jednu maticu. 711 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,600 Timmy. 712 00:33:24,689 --> 00:33:25,760 Dobro jutro, Dolores. 713 00:33:25,949 --> 00:33:30,060 Želim te odvesti na ples, ali čuo sam da te Ružni Jeff pita, 714 00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:31,640 i ostala sam šokirana! 715 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,580 Timmy je pogođen strelicama iz pištolja za električnu energiju. 716 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:34,880 Što? 717 00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:36,420 Ne, zajebi to! 718 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:37,620 Ne, zajebi to! 719 00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:42,300 Zajebi ovo! 720 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,220 Nemoj se ljutiti na mene, ljuti se na pripovjedač! 721 00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:46,780 Prestani! 722 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:48,020 jebat ću te! 723 00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:51,780 Jebati! 724 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,000 Timmy! 725 00:33:54,229 --> 00:33:56,040 Daj mi sekundu, Adame jebeni Ray! 726 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,280 Timmy! 727 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,660 Zaustavljate igru! 728 00:33:59,379 --> 00:34:01,140 Kako mogu osvojiti njezinu sreću? 729 00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:04,140 Sigurno bi mi dobro došla mala pomoć! 730 00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:08,659 Gore na gredama, slatko ali pojavljuje se uskoro-rakav Kupid. 731 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:15,340 Oh, jebote! 732 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,480 Kupidon! 733 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,520 Timmy! 734 00:34:19,010 --> 00:34:21,900 Šokiran sam što ti je trebalo toliko vremena da pozoveš ja! 735 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,520 Pobijedit ću te, Chris! 736 00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:28,800 Kupid je nemilosrdno šokiran omamljivanjem palicom, a onda ga gađali ananasima! 737 00:34:28,801 --> 00:34:29,801 U redu! 738 00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:31,340 Ah! 739 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,159 ananas! 740 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:35,520 Što ananas mora učiniti da se dogodi? 741 00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:40,500 Kupid tada povlači luk svojoj ljubavi strijelu i gađa Dolores u oko. 742 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,040 Oh! 743 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,440 oprosti! 744 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:45,000 Ja nisam Dolores, čovječe! 745 00:34:45,179 --> 00:34:45,639 oprosti! 746 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:45,739 žao mi je! 747 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,080 Timmy! 748 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,080 Dolores! 749 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:49,820 Izluđuješ me! 750 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,580 Osjećam da će mi srce eksplodirati! 751 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,570 Velika cigla od petarda je zalijepljena ljepljivom trakom 752 00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:58,601 Timmyjeva prsa, i jako dug fitilj je upaljen! 753 00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:06,900 Timmyjevo srce eksplodira poput dinje! 754 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,098 A onda, naše dvoje živih glumci uzimaju svoje trijumfalne 755 00:35:18,099 --> 00:35:20,861 završni nakloni kao Timmy visi tamo beživotno i mlitavo! 756 00:35:21,170 --> 00:35:21,840 Kraj! 757 00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:22,860 Jupi! 758 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,780 Dva palca gore! 759 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,800 Dobro, ovo je prilika za to Idem uživati. 760 00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:38,494 Gospodine Knoxville, jeste li odabrati domaćina Fear Factora 761 00:35:38,495 --> 00:35:42,300 novac, ili zato što je stvarno te kreativno napalio? 762 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,840 Reći istinu! 763 00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:48,940 Kreativno me napalio! 764 00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:57,620 Ti uzrokuješ me! 765 00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:01,200 U redu, idemo. 766 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:11,600 puf! 767 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,180 Sada sam stari kreten. 768 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,550 Pozdrav dame. 769 00:36:23,730 --> 00:36:26,270 Oh, kako si, dušo? 770 00:36:27,130 --> 00:36:27,830 u redu 771 00:36:27,831 --> 00:36:28,831 u redu 772 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,300 Izveo je svog psa za vježbanje. 773 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,840 Kako vam je, dame, ovdje dolje? 774 00:36:50,510 --> 00:36:52,740 Što ćeš učiniti, gledati to ili gledati nas? 775 00:36:52,970 --> 00:36:54,520 Došao sam vas gledati djevojke. 776 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,483 Vi dame idete da se sav razradi, i 777 00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:03,001 tada nadajmo se stari Irving može uletjeti tamo. 778 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:04,700 Kako se ona zove? 779 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:05,940 Irving. 780 00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:10,062 Možda neke od ovih dame će htjeti porciju 781 00:37:10,063 --> 00:37:12,881 od Irvinga, ako ste znaš što govorim. 782 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,880 ja sam! 783 00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:19,040 On je tvrđi od potkove. 784 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,400 koliko si težak 785 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:24,540 Trenutno sam prilično opušten, ali mogao bih vjerojatno pokrenuti. 786 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,740 Želi vidjeti tvoje. 787 00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:27,300 Želim da hodaš crvenim tepihom. 788 00:37:27,301 --> 00:37:28,400 Ona želi vidjeti moju? 789 00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:29,760 Prošećite crvenim tepihom. 790 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:31,600 Odmah ću joj pokazati svoju. 791 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,720 Prošetat ćemo crvenim tepihom. 792 00:37:33,721 --> 00:37:36,280 Ja ću ići, ja ću, ja ću hodati crveni tepih. 793 00:37:36,281 --> 00:37:38,120 Da, protrest ću ga. 794 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:41,920 Oh. 795 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,780 Ne znam koji se kurac događa. 796 00:38:40,030 --> 00:38:44,860 Ja sam Bam Margera i osjećam se kao da pucam guzica mog tate danas cijeli dan. 797 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:47,100 Hajde, Bam. 798 00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:48,680 Moram na posao. 799 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,440 Zaustavit ćeš to. 800 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,280 Hajde, moram dovraga raditi. 801 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,440 Ti ćeš umrijeti. 802 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,840 Zaustavit ćeš to. 803 00:38:58,340 --> 00:38:59,400 Trebam li biti gola? 804 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,600 Kao lutka? 805 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,620 Sve dok me vežeš, Ja ću to učiniti. 806 00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:07,780 Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan. 807 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,360 Oh, sranje. 808 00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:14,460 Oh. 809 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,360 nisi u pravu 810 00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:22,640 Bože moj. 811 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,800 Da, pretpostavljam da ću morati izdržati drkadžija. 812 00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:34,700 Čudno je privezati lutku za veliki raketu i onda je vidi kako eksplodira. 813 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,560 I onda reci, dobro. 814 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,520 Vrijeme je da nastaviš, Knox. 815 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:46,580 U ovakvim trenucima znaš Johnny Knoxville je jedan kvrgav tip. 816 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,760 Tako mi je drago što nisam zvijezda ovog mjeseca. 817 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,660 Knoxville će vidjeti što je mjesec izgledat će kao. 818 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,380 Definitivno će ući 60 stopa gore zrak. 819 00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:04,020 On će biti uništen. 820 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,560 Ali ne želim mu to reći. 821 00:40:06,050 --> 00:40:07,240 Bit ćeš dobro. 822 00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:11,440 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville i ovo je moj velika crvena raketa. 823 00:40:11,950 --> 00:40:15,780 Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan. 824 00:40:15,781 --> 00:40:16,781 Ići. 825 00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:26,350 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 826 00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:29,150 Sranje. 827 00:40:30,890 --> 00:40:34,910 Obično su rakete padale unatrag i naprijed mi je rečeno, ali te rakete 828 00:40:34,911 --> 00:40:37,917 koji je izašao sa strane, da je bilo kako treba 829 00:40:37,918 --> 00:40:40,730 evo, to je bila slika zamotati na stari Knoxville. 830 00:40:42,710 --> 00:40:44,030 I sada pokušavamo ponovno. 831 00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:45,630 Za lansiranje rakete potrebna su dva. 832 00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:47,130 Bojim se samo gledaj. 833 00:40:47,131 --> 00:40:48,410 Znam, da. 834 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:49,490 Želim kacigu s kopljem. 835 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:50,690 Imam punu nogu adrenalina. 836 00:40:53,190 --> 00:40:55,050 Ovo nije najbolja ideja ikada. 837 00:40:55,270 --> 00:40:56,270 Da, tako je. 838 00:40:56,470 --> 00:40:59,410 Ja sam Johnny Knoxville i idem u mjesec! 839 00:41:00,490 --> 00:41:05,431 Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan... Kasnije! 840 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:17,760 Dignite nam palac gore! 841 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,680 To je nevjerojatno! 842 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,260 O moj Bože! 843 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,650 U redu, pravimo malu zabavu u u uredu, ali nažalost Ron je unutra 844 00:41:39,651 --> 00:41:42,930 tamo i užasno je raspoložen jer žena ga je opet ostavila. 845 00:41:43,470 --> 00:41:44,966 Morat ćemo ga otići razveseliti. 846 00:41:44,990 --> 00:41:45,510 tako je. 847 00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:47,170 Ubijmo ga ljubaznošću, momci. 848 00:41:47,350 --> 00:41:47,670 U redu. 849 00:41:48,350 --> 00:41:49,830 U redu, učinimo to. 850 00:41:51,065 --> 00:41:52,530 Idemo razveseliti Rona. 851 00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:54,450 Hej Ron, što kažeš? 852 00:41:54,451 --> 00:41:56,331 Hej, imamo samo mali kolač i zabavu ovdje 853 00:41:56,670 --> 00:41:58,130 Hej Ron, čuo sam za prekid. 854 00:41:58,370 --> 00:41:59,370 Da. 855 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:03,770 Oh, Ron. 856 00:42:04,110 --> 00:42:05,110 Jebeni Ron! 857 00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:06,830 Hej Ron, hajde... Au! 858 00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:08,130 Sranje, Ron! 859 00:42:08,530 --> 00:42:08,990 jao 860 00:42:09,330 --> 00:42:11,570 Jebeno ću nazvati HR. 861 00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:14,490 Oh, to je bilo užasno! 862 00:42:21,950 --> 00:42:23,470 Pokušavam misliti da je rasist. 863 00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:30,310 Ron može parfemisati cijelog Jaspera i on je bijesan. 864 00:42:30,311 --> 00:42:31,311 Da! 865 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:32,650 Oh! 866 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,050 Oh! 867 00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:35,710 o ne! 868 00:42:38,270 --> 00:42:39,270 o ne! 869 00:42:40,210 --> 00:42:40,590 Oh! 870 00:42:41,150 --> 00:42:41,670 o ne! 871 00:42:42,110 --> 00:42:42,250 o ne! 872 00:42:42,251 --> 00:42:43,251 o ne! 873 00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:47,890 Pa, to rješava tajnu ureda koji je pojebao Ronovu ženu. 874 00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,630 Ja sam Steve-O. 875 00:43:00,190 --> 00:43:01,190 Oh, jebote. 876 00:43:06,030 --> 00:43:08,190 Zašto ja moram biti Steve-O? 877 00:43:11,770 --> 00:43:15,130 Ja sam Steve-O, a ovo je T-Ball. 878 00:43:24,350 --> 00:43:28,410 Sjećam se da sam vidio snimak kutije dolje odmah nakon što je pucano u 879 00:43:28,411 --> 00:43:31,898 redakcija, a ja uvijek pitao se zašto to nije dopušteno 880 00:43:31,899 --> 00:43:34,650 biti na TV-u, a onda sam pronašao van da je previše za imitaciju? 881 00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:34,930 Da. 882 00:43:35,570 --> 00:43:35,970 Duh. 883 00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:40,230 Da, zbog toga sam dobio dvije diskus hernije kutija dolje. 884 00:43:41,390 --> 00:43:42,710 Tu stavljamo jastuk, ili dva. 885 00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:43,390 Da, hvala. 886 00:43:43,510 --> 00:43:44,630 Hvala za te jastuke. 887 00:43:45,610 --> 00:43:46,290 Oh, čovječe. 888 00:43:46,510 --> 00:43:48,590 Ubilo je. 889 00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:09,780 Požurimo i učinimo ovo. 890 00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:12,870 Možeš li disati? 891 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,280 nije dobro 892 00:44:21,380 --> 00:44:22,380 Jeste li spremni? 893 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,680 Oh, ne, nisam. 894 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:50,960 To je stvarno boljelo. 895 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,220 Želim vidjeti reprodukciju. 896 00:44:52,221 --> 00:44:54,260 U jednom trenutku jednostavno je krenulo. 897 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,720 Kao, zapravo je poletjelo u zrak. 898 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:02,040 Na prvim Olimpijskim igrama nastupili su goli. 899 00:45:02,260 --> 00:45:02,640 Oh, da. 900 00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:08,690 I htjeli bismo učiniti jedan od događaja iz prve 901 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:12,900 Olimpijske igre, skok uvis i ako biste to radili goli. 902 00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:14,060 U redu. 903 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,180 I znate kako to rade? 904 00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:18,940 Nekako trče na to, a onda su ljubazni skretanja. 905 00:45:18,941 --> 00:45:19,640 Da, da. 906 00:45:19,740 --> 00:45:20,320 Fosburyjev neuspjeh. 907 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,820 Da, stari Fosburyjev promašaj. 908 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:22,140 Da. 909 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:23,700 Mislim da je to Dick Fosbury. 910 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:24,220 Da. 911 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,500 Oh, je li to tko izmislio? 912 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,280 Da, a sada imamo velikog Dicka Fosburyja, stari Chris Pontius. 913 00:45:30,550 --> 00:45:32,800 Chris Pontius, a ovo je skok s motkom. 914 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:33,700 Čekaj, zajebao sam. 915 00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:34,780 Moj ritam. 916 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,480 Ja sam Chris Pontius, a ovo je stup svod. 917 00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:41,780 Ah, totalno sam zajebao. 918 00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:44,820 Hej, trebamo dobiti čisti zvuk ovo. 919 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,600 Približi se. 920 00:45:45,820 --> 00:45:45,900 Približi se. 921 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:46,920 Da. 922 00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:48,940 Tahićanska plesačica. 923 00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:54,290 Detroit Muscle Rock. 924 00:46:02,915 --> 00:46:05,440 Ja sam Chris Pontius, a ovo je stup svod. 925 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,520 Da, Chris. 926 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,240 Počeo si skakati predaleko, ja mislim. 927 00:46:22,241 --> 00:46:23,481 Znam, skroz sam zajebao. 928 00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:28,540 Moj kut je bio potpuno pogrešan. 929 00:46:53,690 --> 00:46:54,890 Dolazi Dunn. 930 00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:18,820 Nema šanse, stari. 931 00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:21,300 Proveli smo toliko vremena pripremajući se. 932 00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:24,280 Ima li plavog na meni? 933 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,720 Tako sam sretna. 934 00:47:26,270 --> 00:47:27,270 Ima puno plave boje. 935 00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:28,340 Čovječe, ta stvar ide. 936 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,580 Što je riječ o, uh, rendgenu stražnjice? 937 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,320 Eto ti opet. 938 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:36,456 Svi me jebeno vide. 939 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,100 Učinit ću nešto. 940 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,760 Nikad nisam rekao da ću to učiniti. 941 00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:39,640 znate 942 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,220 Nisam se jebeno obvezao na to. 943 00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:42,740 Što žele da učiniš? 944 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,220 Žele da počnem gurati sranja u moje dupe. 945 00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:47,860 Mislio sam da to nije tvoja ideja? 946 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:49,960 Ne, to nije bila moja ideja. 947 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,020 Mislim, uvijek me zabavljao ideja. 948 00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:54,520 Nikada nisam rekao da ću to učiniti. 949 00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:55,980 znate 950 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,320 Dakle, ne radiš to? 951 00:47:58,060 --> 00:47:59,420 Čisto sumnjam u to. 952 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:00,900 znate 953 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,018 A ako postoji ševa problem s tim, onda možda 954 00:48:03,019 --> 00:48:05,240 počeo bi netko drugi guranje sranja u dupe. 955 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,560 znate 956 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,600 Sad se mazem... 957 00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:12,981 Ne vidiš auto, ali... ...mali auto igračka. 958 00:48:13,990 --> 00:48:15,550 Zato što ću ga staviti u guzicu. 959 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,320 Samo ga odjebi. 960 00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:23,300 Oh, jebote. 961 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,560 Oh, jebote! 962 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,400 Čovječe, osjeća se tako prokleto odvratno. 963 00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:29,940 Stvarno? 964 00:48:30,150 --> 00:48:30,780 znaš što 965 00:48:30,985 --> 00:48:32,920 Trenutno se stvarno preispitujem. 966 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:34,440 br. 967 00:48:35,050 --> 00:48:35,880 Je li skoro in? 968 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,040 Ušlo je, stari. 969 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:37,940 Ušlo je? 970 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:38,360 Da. 971 00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:40,100 Oh, jebote. 972 00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:42,980 Osjećam se kao da se moram srati. 973 00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:49,940 Oh, jebote. 974 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,836 Nisam previše uzbuđen zbog ovog skača. 975 00:48:52,860 --> 00:48:54,056 To mi nije najdraže što sam ikad napravio. 976 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,560 Zato što je autić igračka u mojoj guzici. 977 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,500 Ali ovo je rendgenska slika stražnjice. 978 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,600 Mislim da trebam rendgen. 979 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:06,900 Kontrolirati? 980 00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:08,380 Da. 981 00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:11,460 Prilično dobro. 982 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:13,500 u pravu sam 983 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:14,720 Što mogu učiniti za vas? 984 00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:17,040 Sinoć sam se zabavljao s nekim bratom momci. 985 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,560 Onesvijestila sam se. 986 00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:20,340 Mora da sam pao i slomio nešto, 987 00:49:20,341 --> 00:49:22,521 jer nisam bio sposoban hodati od tada. 988 00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:24,140 Sada idemo na rendgen. 989 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:24,580 U redu. 990 00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:25,700 Da budemo sigurni. 991 00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:27,580 Oh. 992 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,640 Ovo je udobno. 993 00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:32,580 Zadrži dah. 994 00:49:32,581 --> 00:49:33,581 izdrži. 995 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,120 Oh, vau. 996 00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:49,420 Što je to? 997 00:49:49,540 --> 00:49:50,000 Što je to? 998 00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:51,540 To je auto. 999 00:49:53,070 --> 00:49:54,070 auto? 1000 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,360 Što je to? 1001 00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:56,740 Ovo nije auto, zar ne? 1002 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,160 igračka. 1003 00:49:58,260 --> 00:49:59,260 Auto igračka. 1004 00:49:59,360 --> 00:49:59,900 Auto igračka. 1005 00:50:00,220 --> 00:50:01,220 Ovo je kotač. 1006 00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:05,120 Ovo je auto igračka. 1007 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,640 Auto igračka. 1008 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:25,140 Idemo do auta. 1009 00:50:25,141 --> 00:50:26,141 Što je to? 1010 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,560 nemam pojma 1011 00:50:28,130 --> 00:50:29,160 Ovo nije dio tebe. 1012 00:50:30,190 --> 00:50:31,200 To je nešto ekstra. 1013 00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:32,920 Znao bih da sam to pojeo. 1014 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,080 br. 1015 00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:36,180 Ne bi to mogao zamijeniti. 1016 00:50:37,030 --> 00:50:38,140 To je samo auto igračka. 1017 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,100 Kako je auto igračka dospjela tamo? 1018 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,080 Možda si ga zabio sebi u dupe. 1019 00:50:42,990 --> 00:50:44,480 Nisam si ništa zabio u dupe. 1020 00:50:45,330 --> 00:50:46,850 Jeste li ikada vidjeli tako nešto? 1021 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,880 Ne, nikad to nisam vidio u smrti. 1022 00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:54,400 Vidite, posvuda je autić, ali ne, nikad u nečiji rektum. 1023 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,020 Ne možete ga izvaditi? 1024 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:56,420 Ne moraš? 1025 00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:01,560 Ne, ja sam liječnik, ali prakticiram ovo, samo rentgen. 1026 00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:04,660 Misliš da možda mogu samo, znaš, izkakati? 1027 00:51:05,790 --> 00:51:07,280 Nećeš ga moći izkakati. 1028 00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:09,480 Zapravo, boljet će vas. 1029 00:51:10,430 --> 00:51:14,380 Zapravo, mislim da to nije ni dobro za ti da ga izkakaš. 1030 00:51:14,620 --> 00:51:16,560 Što će se dogoditi ako uzmete x-lax? 1031 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,760 Hoće li to pomoći? 1032 00:51:18,290 --> 00:51:19,680 Ne, ako uzimate x-lax? 1033 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,800 Pa, dobiva puno proljeva, ali nema kašlja. 1034 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,800 Što je vani? 1035 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,680 Mora popiti piće, zar ne? 1036 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,400 Mislim, nemoj to pokazivati ​​svima. 1037 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:32,120 Ti samo idi doktoru. 1038 00:51:32,460 --> 00:51:33,720 Ne razgovaraš ni s kim. 1039 00:51:36,380 --> 00:51:38,000 Ne govori nikome. 1040 00:51:38,260 --> 00:51:38,460 u pravu si 1041 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:40,620 On zapravo ne poznaje toliko ljudi. 1042 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:41,620 Cijenim to. 1043 00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:42,816 Hvala ti što se brineš za njega. 1044 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:42,940 Hvala. 1045 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,080 Hvala još jednom. 1046 00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:46,580 Moram to vidjeti. 1047 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:54,600 Škiljeći. 1048 00:51:54,780 --> 00:51:55,520 Još si u guzici? 1049 00:51:55,660 --> 00:51:55,840 Da. 1050 00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:57,980 Moramo otići u hotel i napraviti ovo stvar van. 1051 00:52:14,430 --> 00:52:16,530 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville. 1052 00:52:16,790 --> 00:52:21,530 Dobrodošli u Dumb Dumb Game, Part Deux, a.k.a. 1053 00:52:21,990 --> 00:52:22,990 Dupli bum. 1054 00:52:24,210 --> 00:52:30,590 U ovom natjecanju naša četiri natjecatelja i naša posebna gostujuća zvijezda, Paul Walter 1055 00:52:30,591 --> 00:52:35,850 Houser, sjedit ćemo u ovom vrućem sjedalu i odgovoriti na trivijalna pitanja. 1056 00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:37,850 Jeste li svi spremni za početak? 1057 00:52:38,110 --> 00:52:38,450 Da! 1058 00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:40,310 Podignimo to. 1059 00:52:40,710 --> 00:52:42,010 U redu. 1060 00:52:43,430 --> 00:52:46,230 Oh, čovječe, tu je dupli bum. 1061 00:52:46,450 --> 00:52:47,450 Koji kurac? 1062 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,250 Jasper, sjedni. 1063 00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,120 Da, Jasper. 1064 00:52:53,530 --> 00:52:55,970 U redu, Jasper. 1065 00:52:56,530 --> 00:52:59,390 Gdje je bio tvoj otac, Dark Shark, rođen? 1066 00:52:59,391 --> 00:53:00,391 Jebati. 1067 00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:01,610 Što? 1068 00:53:02,410 --> 00:53:05,270 Čovječe, pokušavam ti dati soft loptu. 1069 00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:07,350 Pretpostavljam, kao, Crenshaw, područje Venecije? 1070 00:53:08,030 --> 00:53:09,030 South Central. 1071 00:53:09,170 --> 00:53:10,170 Oh! 1072 00:53:11,470 --> 00:53:13,230 Isuse Kriste, Jasper. 1073 00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:14,670 To je sve isto! 1074 00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:15,490 To je Shayboy. 1075 00:53:15,690 --> 00:53:16,726 Trebalo bi te biti sram. 1076 00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:17,230 Stvarno, Jasper? 1077 00:53:17,330 --> 00:53:20,210 Dobro, kako se Jeff preziva, naš direktor? 1078 00:53:20,570 --> 00:53:21,970 Kreten, ne Jermaine, Jermaine. 1079 00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:23,630 Bože, samo se digni iz stolice! 1080 00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:26,710 Da, Jasper! 1081 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:31,690 Paul, shvaćaš da si već slomio u show business, zar ne? 1082 00:53:32,650 --> 00:53:34,950 Ne moraš ovo raditi. 1083 00:53:36,190 --> 00:53:38,730 Ovo je kao želja da bude kazna. 1084 00:53:40,130 --> 00:53:42,010 Vidio sam i gore guzice, Jasper. 1085 00:53:42,570 --> 00:53:42,850 Hvala. 1086 00:53:43,430 --> 00:53:44,670 Pošalji mi link. 1087 00:53:46,630 --> 00:53:50,270 Koliko bi Zemalja moglo stati u našu žarko sunce? 1088 00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:53,730 Ako trebate telefonirati prijatelju, možete pitati Larryja ovdje. 1089 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:58,390 Larry, znaš li koliko bi Zemlje moglo stati unutar sunca? 1090 00:53:59,130 --> 00:54:02,750 Razmišljanje, razmišljanje, razmišljanje. 1091 00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:05,190 Jebote, napaljen sam. 1092 00:54:05,635 --> 00:54:06,910 O, Isuse! 1093 00:54:07,830 --> 00:54:08,830 Odjebi, Larry. 1094 00:54:08,890 --> 00:54:09,890 Reći ću sedam. 1095 00:54:09,990 --> 00:54:11,150 Reći ću sedam. 1096 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:13,310 1,3 milijuna. 1097 00:54:13,660 --> 00:54:14,910 Htjela sam to reći. 1098 00:54:16,970 --> 00:54:18,010 Oh, čovječe. 1099 00:54:18,310 --> 00:54:18,790 Kakice! 1100 00:54:19,310 --> 00:54:20,110 hajde 1101 00:54:20,150 --> 00:54:21,410 Oh, hvala Bogu, nisam zadnji. 1102 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,550 Mislim da ne postoji posljednji. 1103 00:54:23,551 --> 00:54:25,210 Kakice, to se vrti u krug. 1104 00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:25,790 Da, glupo. 1105 00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:27,030 Da. 1106 00:54:27,270 --> 00:54:28,270 Čovječe, jesi li glup? 1107 00:54:28,570 --> 00:54:33,131 Aarone, tvoje lice je ružan, pa samo... Ooh! 1108 00:54:33,290 --> 00:54:34,290 Wow! 1109 00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:35,710 Bolesna opeklina! 1110 00:54:36,410 --> 00:54:37,890 Oh, miriše... 1111 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,810 Koliko boja čini klasiku duga? 1112 00:54:41,590 --> 00:54:42,590 Plava. 1113 00:54:42,710 --> 00:54:43,710 Žuta boja. 1114 00:54:43,890 --> 00:54:44,890 Narančasto. 1115 00:54:45,010 --> 00:54:46,010 zelena. 1116 00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:47,050 Ljubičasta. 1117 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:48,910 crvena. 1118 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:53,590 I... Dobili ste spoopies. 1119 00:54:54,510 --> 00:54:55,510 Bijela. 1120 00:54:57,410 --> 00:54:58,590 O moj Bože. 1121 00:54:58,950 --> 00:54:59,530 Spustite ga. 1122 00:54:59,790 --> 00:55:00,570 O moj Bože. 1123 00:55:00,590 --> 00:55:03,230 O moj Bože. 1124 00:55:03,231 --> 00:55:03,970 Pusti me samo... 1125 00:55:04,070 --> 00:55:05,646 Čekaj, to se mora malo pomaknuti više. 1126 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:08,150 Žao mi je, samo sam ga morao prebaciti preko a malo. 1127 00:55:08,330 --> 00:55:09,330 O moj Bože. 1128 00:55:09,450 --> 00:55:10,450 U redu. 1129 00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:12,750 kakice. 1130 00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:15,290 Koje su boje cipele koje nosim? 1131 00:55:17,150 --> 00:55:18,150 Ne vidim. 1132 00:55:20,630 --> 00:55:21,290 Oh, pogledaj. 1133 00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:23,190 Koje su boje cipele koje nosim? 1134 00:55:23,390 --> 00:55:24,390 crvena. 1135 00:55:25,230 --> 00:55:26,230 Wow! 1136 00:55:27,690 --> 00:55:28,690 Aaron je ustao! 1137 00:55:28,990 --> 00:55:29,990 Zach, jesi li dobro? 1138 00:55:30,185 --> 00:55:31,210 Oh, da, super sam. 1139 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:32,370 Ovo je sranje, stari. 1140 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:34,671 Što do... Uf! 1141 00:55:35,950 --> 00:55:36,530 Uf! 1142 00:55:36,870 --> 00:55:36,970 Uf! 1143 00:55:37,450 --> 00:55:37,810 Uf! 1144 00:55:38,430 --> 00:55:39,890 Oh, moj... Oh, Bože. 1145 00:55:40,210 --> 00:55:41,210 Oh, Isuse. 1146 00:55:41,450 --> 00:55:42,870 Molim te ne povraćaj. 1147 00:55:42,950 --> 00:55:43,150 Prestani! 1148 00:55:43,151 --> 00:55:46,090 Ako mu povratiš u guzicu, to je sedam godina' loša sreća. 1149 00:55:48,690 --> 00:55:49,690 U redu, Aarone. 1150 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:56,550 Tko je glumio i napisao mjernu vilu? 1151 00:55:57,190 --> 00:55:58,410 Pa, ja sam vila mjerača. 1152 00:55:58,550 --> 00:56:00,930 To je... To bi biti Aaron McGeehy. 1153 00:56:00,931 --> 00:56:01,931 Opasnost, Aarone, ja. 1154 00:56:02,090 --> 00:56:02,810 Oh, konačni odgovor. 1155 00:56:03,010 --> 00:56:05,190 I to je nešto najgore što smo ikada imali snimljeni. 1156 00:56:05,290 --> 00:56:06,510 To nije cool, čovječe. 1157 00:56:06,890 --> 00:56:07,890 Oh, čovječe. 1158 00:56:08,010 --> 00:56:09,010 Oh! 1159 00:56:09,990 --> 00:56:10,330 Oh! 1160 00:56:10,690 --> 00:56:11,290 Oh! 1161 00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:12,010 Oh! 1162 00:56:12,150 --> 00:56:12,450 O moj Bože! 1163 00:56:13,050 --> 00:56:14,050 Oh! 1164 00:56:14,650 --> 00:56:15,650 Oh! 1165 00:56:16,710 --> 00:56:17,310 Oh! 1166 00:56:17,510 --> 00:56:17,850 Oh! 1167 00:56:18,530 --> 00:56:19,030 Oh! 1168 00:56:19,290 --> 00:56:20,290 Oh! 1169 00:56:22,090 --> 00:56:23,090 Oh! 1170 00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:31,100 Oh! 1171 00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:35,760 Moramo to prepustiti Zachu, sigurno. 1172 00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:37,260 Da, Zach! 1173 00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:40,980 To je to za igru glupih glupana, drugi dio. 1174 00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:46,740 Neki od mojih omiljenih dijelova su, poput, one koje samo... 1175 00:56:46,790 --> 00:56:49,520 Evo, kao, sjedimo okolo, nemamo što raditi. 1176 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,420 I netko kaže, idi po super ljepilo. 1177 00:56:51,585 --> 00:56:53,760 To je nešto poput onoga što se dogodilo s Bradom Pitt. 1178 00:56:54,115 --> 00:56:57,040 Bio je tamo da puca u Noćnog majmuna. 1179 00:56:57,060 --> 00:56:59,240 A ti kažeš, zašto jednostavno ne otmemo ti? 1180 00:56:59,420 --> 00:57:00,320 A on je rekao, u redu. 1181 00:57:00,321 --> 00:57:05,320 I imali smo prisebnosti da nazovemo policijska uprava da ih obavijesti 1182 00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:09,020 zanemarite pozive hitne pomoći o tome da je Brad Pitt oteti. 1183 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,480 Znam da ovo zvuči stvarno specifično, ali Brad Pitt će biti otet. 1184 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,600 Ali to je šala. 1185 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,000 To je šala, Hollywood. 1186 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,780 To se nikada ne bi dogodilo. 1187 00:57:21,470 --> 00:57:23,390 Bok, ja sam Brad Pitt, i ja ću dobiti oteti. 1188 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,300 U redu, dobro. 1189 00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:25,670 Vidimo se vani. 1190 00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:27,900 Jedan bi se poskliznuo. 1191 00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:49,860 Joj, Brad Pitt. 1192 00:57:50,660 --> 00:57:51,660 ne seri 1193 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:53,320 ne seri 1194 00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:54,420 Ne, Brad Pitt. 1195 00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:55,640 Oh, pogledaj ga, stari. 1196 00:57:56,660 --> 00:57:58,060 U redu, u redu. 1197 00:57:58,340 --> 00:57:58,860 Odmor, dušo. 1198 00:57:59,000 --> 00:57:59,760 Uđi u vlak, čovječe. 1199 00:57:59,761 --> 00:58:01,000 Koji kurac, čovječe? 1200 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:02,180 Drži ga, čovječe. 1201 00:58:02,260 --> 00:58:02,380 Drži ga, čovječe. 1202 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:02,820 Drži ga, čovječe. 1203 00:58:02,821 --> 00:58:03,140 Drži ga, čovječe. 1204 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:03,880 Drži ga, čovječe. 1205 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:04,780 Drži ga, čovječe. 1206 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:06,640 Hej, hej, hej, hej. 1207 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:07,920 Pomoć! 1208 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,440 Idemo. 1209 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,120 Oh, sranje. 1210 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:24,480 Oh, jebote. 1211 00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,360 Oh, jebote, jebeno je zabavno. 1212 00:58:27,620 --> 00:58:28,620 Ne znam zašto. 1213 00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:33,580 Je li to bio Brad Pitt? 1214 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,800 Što se upravo dogodilo? 1215 00:58:35,940 --> 00:58:36,300 Koji kurac? 1216 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,680 Brad Pitt je otet. 1217 00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:40,020 Da, Brad Pitt. 1218 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:41,940 Vidite li pad? 1219 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,240 Brad Pitt je bio na redu, i bio je pravedan oteli i bacili u kombi. 1220 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:47,300 Stvarno se ne šalim. 1221 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,520 Nešto je bilo kao da me zgrabio za guzicu. 1222 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,760 Pokušava me iščupati iz auta. 1223 00:58:52,140 --> 00:58:54,080 Stvarno se boriš da ne uđeš, klinac. 1224 00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,380 Ti si dobar glumac, stari. 1225 00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,480 sredit ću te. 1226 00:59:01,650 --> 00:59:04,720 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville i idem uskoro te udari auto. 1227 00:59:12,510 --> 00:59:15,490 U redu ljudi, imamo Tori Bileci iz Razotkrivači mitova. 1228 00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:18,810 Pa sam odlučio isprobati trik za prvi put ikada. 1229 00:59:19,110 --> 00:59:20,950 I iskreno, prilično sam nervozan zbog toga, dobro? 1230 00:59:21,910 --> 00:59:22,910 Jeste li spremni? 1231 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:47,540 Niste na stolu, možda jeste igrajući stolni tenis. 1232 00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:50,680 Čekaj, čekaj. 1233 00:59:52,290 --> 00:59:53,290 možeš li 1234 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:54,840 Shvatio si ovo? 1235 00:59:57,220 --> 00:59:58,720 Ima pet centimetara. 1236 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,260 Oh, on je gužva! 1237 01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:09,300 Možda si trebao staviti stolni tenis skinuo si loptu s dupeta i povratio sam je van. 1238 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,920 Dobit ću ga, dobit ću ga. 1239 01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:18,380 Ne znam, možda je ovaj mit razbijen. 1240 01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:22,540 U redu, evo o čemu se radi, momci. 1241 01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:26,880 Stavio sam ping pong lopticu u usta, točno? 1242 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:27,260 Da. 1243 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:28,700 Pretvarao se da ga guta. 1244 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:28,980 Da. 1245 01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:31,940 Ali već sam zaglavio lopticu za stolni tenis s moje guzice. 1246 01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:34,420 Sad mislim da sam ga izgubio. 1247 01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:39,180 Dobar mađioničar nikada ne otkriva svoje snaga. 1248 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:46,321 Ovo je naš posljednji dan snimanja nakon 25 godina a mi ništa nismo naučili. 1249 01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:07,140 O ne, o ne, ne! 1250 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,300 Čuli ste loptu kako pada. 1251 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:12,940 O moj Bože! 1252 01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:14,270 Jebeno je upalilo. 1253 01:01:23,650 --> 01:01:26,700 Ovo je sve brašno za našeg prijatelja Bama. 1254 01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:28,860 Odradit ćemo ga u starinu kad stigne ovdje 1255 01:01:33,950 --> 01:01:34,950 sta ima 1256 01:01:35,940 --> 01:01:36,940 Koliko? 1257 01:01:37,180 --> 01:01:37,420 Kako si? 1258 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:38,640 Daj pet! 1259 01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:48,660 O moj Bože! 1260 01:01:55,820 --> 01:01:58,400 To je bilo najbolje, Sylvaine. 1261 01:01:58,980 --> 01:02:01,420 O moj Bože, ovo je moje jebeno dupe. 1262 01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:05,220 Dobio je tintu. 1263 01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,680 To je bilo tako dobro. 1264 01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:12,360 Čovječe, to je bilo tako dobro. 1265 01:02:13,340 --> 01:02:14,500 Oh, dobro jutro, čovječe. 1266 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:14,980 Dobro jutro, čovječe. 1267 01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:16,460 Bok. 1268 01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:18,460 Prokletstvo. 1269 01:02:19,950 --> 01:02:20,980 Znate da to imamo... 1270 01:02:21,330 --> 01:02:27,260 Izgleda kao ustrijeljena ogrlica za vrat, ali postoji jedan za tvoj kurac? 1271 01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:27,700 Da. 1272 01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:30,600 Tko je B rekao da želi isprobati da vidi hoće li šokovi. 1273 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,700 Nisam rekao, ali hoću. 1274 01:02:33,390 --> 01:02:34,600 Oh, mislio sam da si to rekao. 1275 01:02:34,601 --> 01:02:35,100 U redu. 1276 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,596 Rekao si, da, to bi bilo super. 1277 01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:37,740 Kad sam to rekao? 1278 01:02:37,741 --> 01:02:39,820 Rekao si... Da, rekao si bolestan. 1279 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,860 Može li netko otići po, uh, ogrlicu za strijelce za tvoj penis? 1280 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:44,200 Da. 1281 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,320 Oh, oprostite, za Poopyjev penis. 1282 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:48,840 Hej, tamo je. 1283 01:02:48,841 --> 01:02:51,420 Izgleda da mu je kurac u kućnom pritvoru. 1284 01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:57,700 Ne znam zašto smo odlučili ovo snimiti na strani litice. 1285 01:02:59,530 --> 01:03:00,530 Bok, ja sam Poopies. 1286 01:03:00,580 --> 01:03:00,780 Oh! 1287 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:01,440 Oh! 1288 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:02,440 žao mi je 1289 01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:03,460 Poopy's, žao mi je. 1290 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:04,040 Ne, neću to učiniti. 1291 01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:05,041 Ne, hajde, Poopy's. 1292 01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:06,460 Poopy's, žao mi je. 1293 01:03:06,580 --> 01:03:06,860 žao mi je 1294 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,000 Još jednom. 1295 01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:09,780 Još jednom, neću to učiniti. 1296 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,660 Ja sam Poopyjev, a ovo je greda za ravnotežu s taserom na mom kurcu. 1297 01:03:17,180 --> 01:03:18,180 Oh! 1298 01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:19,300 Oh, jebote! 1299 01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:20,180 Ruka na gredi. 1300 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,040 Da, moraš maknuti ruku s greda. 1301 01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,520 Oh, jebote! 1302 01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:28,900 Jebeno sam gotov. 1303 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:29,240 gotova sam 1304 01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:32,160 Ne mogu ni razmišljati ni o čemu drugom osim moj kurac upravo sada. 1305 01:03:33,020 --> 01:03:34,020 Isto tako. 1306 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:40,690 Jebati! 1307 01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:42,090 Nisam te čak ni šokirao. 1308 01:03:42,270 --> 01:03:42,890 Što se dogodilo? 1309 01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:44,270 Moje me pogađa. 1310 01:03:44,310 --> 01:03:45,310 Jer moj je još uvijek... 1311 01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:47,690 To bi bilo prvo. 1312 01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:50,030 To bi mi bilo prvi put u životu ovo. 1313 01:03:50,610 --> 01:03:50,690 Da. 1314 01:03:51,010 --> 01:03:52,010 To bi bilo prilično dobro. 1315 01:03:53,370 --> 01:03:53,890 hajde 1316 01:03:54,010 --> 01:03:55,010 Uravnoteži, dušo. 1317 01:03:57,650 --> 01:03:58,650 Oh! 1318 01:03:58,690 --> 01:03:59,690 Oh! 1319 01:04:00,730 --> 01:04:00,970 Oh! 1320 01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:02,350 Oh! 1321 01:04:03,670 --> 01:04:04,150 Oh! 1322 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:05,250 Oh! 1323 01:04:06,030 --> 01:04:07,030 Oh! 1324 01:04:09,510 --> 01:04:11,570 Čovječe, skoro si se otkotrljao niz liticu. 1325 01:04:11,571 --> 01:04:11,890 To je super. 1326 01:04:11,891 --> 01:04:11,970 Da. 1327 01:04:12,910 --> 01:04:14,010 Idemo otići. 1328 01:04:17,170 --> 01:04:18,930 Iskoči van. 1329 01:04:21,070 --> 01:04:22,470 Oh! 1330 01:04:23,550 --> 01:04:24,550 Oh! 1331 01:04:25,330 --> 01:04:26,330 Oh! 1332 01:04:28,150 --> 01:04:29,150 Oh! 1333 01:04:33,230 --> 01:04:34,630 Oh! 1334 01:04:37,060 --> 01:04:41,470 Film prije toga, 3D, Ryan Dunn je bio MVP. 1335 01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:47,430 Osjećam se kao da sam imao jake trenutke u svim našim ratama, ali ja ne 1336 01:04:47,431 --> 01:04:51,850 mislim da bih ikada mogao tvrditi da jesam stvarno, kao, njihov MVP. 1337 01:04:52,385 --> 01:04:55,692 A kad sam to tamo saznao to će biti još jedna prilika, 1338 01:04:55,693 --> 01:05:00,270 Očajnički sam to želio iskorači i samo učini stvar. 1339 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:05,210 Da, pojavio sam se da radim za ovo, čovječe, a letvica je bila prilično visoka. 1340 01:05:06,005 --> 01:05:09,190 Ali, uh, reći ću ti ovo, moja guzice stvarno boli. 1341 01:05:12,310 --> 01:05:16,490 Kada dođete do RAG-a, morate dobiti a kolonoskopija, a to počinje s pićem 1342 01:05:16,491 --> 01:05:19,270 ove stvari koje te potpuno zaplave van. 1343 01:05:22,245 --> 01:05:25,250 Ako nemaš 50 i ne znaš, to je super laksativ. 1344 01:05:29,370 --> 01:05:33,390 Za samo nekoliko minuta, bit ćemo nasilno kakimo dok se testiramo 1345 01:05:33,391 --> 01:05:37,650 igrom spretnosti, fleksibilnosti, i stvari. 1346 01:05:39,170 --> 01:05:40,370 Igra ljudskog pereca. 1347 01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:42,752 Ali hvala Bogu da imamo ove sjajne mode 1348 01:05:42,753 --> 01:05:45,731 da ti dam unutrašnjost izgled akcije. 1349 01:05:45,890 --> 01:05:48,870 Ljudi nemaju puno povjerenja u vas da ne povraćaš u ovom trenutku, Lance. 1350 01:05:49,570 --> 01:05:49,810 Ne? 1351 01:05:49,990 --> 01:05:50,590 Neće se dogoditi? 1352 01:05:50,710 --> 01:05:51,710 U redu. 1353 01:05:52,130 --> 01:05:53,130 Hoćemo li igrati? 1354 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,670 Dobro, Stevo, mi ćemo prvi, može? 1355 01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:57,470 Desna ruka narančasta. 1356 01:05:57,950 --> 01:05:58,950 Upravo tamo. 1357 01:05:59,490 --> 01:06:00,490 Oh! 1358 01:06:01,030 --> 01:06:03,190 Fuj, palim puno vatre ovdje 1359 01:06:04,295 --> 01:06:05,930 Chris, lijevo stopalo ljubičasto. 1360 01:06:06,150 --> 01:06:07,150 Oprosti, Prestone. 1361 01:06:08,270 --> 01:06:09,190 Upravo sam prdnula. 1362 01:06:09,270 --> 01:06:09,590 zazvonio sam. 1363 01:06:09,730 --> 01:06:11,510 Oh, vau, to je vrlo hrabro. 1364 01:06:12,695 --> 01:06:16,550 Oh, mislim da ga je zavrtjela i rekla, Chris, desno stopalo ružičasto. 1365 01:06:17,210 --> 01:06:17,750 Da, da. 1366 01:06:17,990 --> 01:06:19,630 Oh, pogledaj pravo u oko oluje. 1367 01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:22,950 U redu, lijevo stopalo ljubičasto. 1368 01:06:23,510 --> 01:06:25,730 Uskoro će biti smeđa lijeva noga. 1369 01:06:26,610 --> 01:06:27,610 Što nije u redu, Lance? 1370 01:06:27,710 --> 01:06:28,790 Lance se razbolijeva. 1371 01:06:29,410 --> 01:06:30,990 Stevo, lijeva noga roza. 1372 01:06:31,870 --> 01:06:32,870 Oh! 1373 01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:34,230 Oh, Dave. 1374 01:06:34,390 --> 01:06:35,390 Super vam ide. 1375 01:06:36,870 --> 01:06:38,030 Imamo curenje. 1376 01:06:38,730 --> 01:06:38,870 Uh-oh. 1377 01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:41,290 O Bože! 1378 01:06:42,670 --> 01:06:42,770 Oh! 1379 01:06:42,771 --> 01:06:44,250 Bi li bilo slatko? 1380 01:06:45,790 --> 01:06:47,290 James, traži cestu. 1381 01:06:48,090 --> 01:06:49,090 o ne! 1382 01:06:52,010 --> 01:06:53,010 Oh! 1383 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:54,750 Drži grudnjak. 1384 01:06:57,730 --> 01:06:58,990 Desna ruka zelena. 1385 01:06:59,730 --> 01:07:02,110 Prokletstvo, rekla je desna ruka zelena. 1386 01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:11,850 Kako si, Lance? 1387 01:07:12,050 --> 01:07:13,050 Još se držiš unutra? 1388 01:07:15,410 --> 01:07:16,950 Nikada nisam tako smrdila kakicu. 1389 01:07:17,130 --> 01:07:17,330 br. 1390 01:07:17,850 --> 01:07:19,350 O moj Bože! 1391 01:07:20,950 --> 01:07:21,790 O moj Bože! 1392 01:07:21,950 --> 01:07:22,990 Još uvijek je govno! 1393 01:07:24,550 --> 01:07:25,870 O moj Bože! 1394 01:07:26,330 --> 01:07:27,550 Kako nisi povratio? 1395 01:07:28,350 --> 01:07:32,890 Steve-O je dobitnik ljudske štake! 1396 01:07:33,930 --> 01:07:34,910 Upravo dolazi. 1397 01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:35,390 O moj Bože! 1398 01:07:35,650 --> 01:07:36,650 Gubi se odavde! 1399 01:07:37,510 --> 01:07:41,130 Gubi se odavde! 1400 01:07:42,650 --> 01:07:44,110 Viči, Steve-O. 1401 01:07:44,230 --> 01:07:44,530 Kriknuti. 1402 01:07:44,610 --> 01:07:45,610 Bravo, Bubba! 1403 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:57,160 Hej, što mogu dobiti danas? 1404 01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:58,600 Dva Budwezzera. 1405 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:01,280 živjeli. 1406 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:02,760 živjeli. 1407 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,720 Ne znam, spustiti se na plažu ili nešto. 1408 01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:09,660 Tara! 1409 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:10,620 U redu. 1410 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:12,280 Koji kurac radiš? 1411 01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:14,780 Tko si ti dovraga? 1412 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:15,400 tko si ti 1413 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,700 Ja sam jebeni dečko, seronjo. 1414 01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:18,580 To je cool, druže. 1415 01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:19,740 Ja sam njezin muški prijatelj. 1416 01:08:20,580 --> 01:08:21,819 Čovječe, nemoj me gurati. 1417 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:23,500 Nemoj me gurati. 1418 01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:24,760 Neću je ni dotaknuti. 1419 01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,040 Znaš, jebite se oboje! 1420 01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:27,479 Jebite se oboje! 1421 01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:30,979 Dakle, ja i ja pravimo pauzu. 1422 01:08:31,380 --> 01:08:32,840 Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne. 1423 01:08:35,145 --> 01:08:36,145 Hej, upravo ovdje. 1424 01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:37,939 sta ima 1425 01:08:37,940 --> 01:08:38,479 Jebi se! 1426 01:08:38,950 --> 01:08:40,800 Da, rekao sam ti da odjebeš! 1427 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:41,220 Vau, joj, joj! 1428 01:08:41,359 --> 01:08:42,359 Nemoj ga gurati, čovječe! 1429 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,620 Gubi se iz zemlje! 1430 01:08:52,979 --> 01:08:54,460 Gubi se iz zemlje! 1431 01:08:54,779 --> 01:08:55,200 Zamrznuti! 1432 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,140 Svi uza zid! 1433 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,460 Koji kurac radiš? 1434 01:09:02,060 --> 01:09:03,060 Podigni ga! 1435 01:09:03,319 --> 01:09:04,319 Podigni ga! 1436 01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:05,620 Stoj, majku ti! 1437 01:09:05,660 --> 01:09:06,940 Stavi ruke na leđa! 1438 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:08,680 Oh! 1439 01:09:08,740 --> 01:09:09,740 Idemo, čovječe. 1440 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:11,439 Spusti ga dolje! 1441 01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:12,340 Prekini me! 1442 01:09:12,341 --> 01:09:12,380 Prekini me! 1443 01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:12,399 Snaga 54! 1444 01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:13,620 Paranatik! 1445 01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:15,979 Odjebi od mene! 1446 01:09:16,180 --> 01:09:16,600 šuti! 1447 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:17,880 Maknite ga s mene! 1448 01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:19,640 Odjebi od mene! 1449 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,800 šuti! 1450 01:09:20,979 --> 01:09:21,479 šuti! 1451 01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:21,800 šuti! 1452 01:09:21,801 --> 01:09:22,801 Oh, to je istina. 1453 01:09:26,979 --> 01:09:27,979 Hej, dečko. 1454 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,040 Hej, hajde! 1455 01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:31,720 U redu! 1456 01:09:32,580 --> 01:09:33,580 Oh! 1457 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:35,800 O tome se radilo! 1458 01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:37,200 Hej, to je bilo sranje! 1459 01:09:37,359 --> 01:09:38,479 O čemu se radi? 1460 01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:40,760 Ne znam što se dogodilo. 1461 01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:42,859 To je divlje. 1462 01:09:44,220 --> 01:09:46,399 Ušla je policija, ne mogu vjerovati. 1463 01:09:46,740 --> 01:09:47,740 Malo sranja. 1464 01:09:53,935 --> 01:09:56,820 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny Veličanstveni. 1465 01:09:57,220 --> 01:10:01,920 Danas ću vas oduševiti svojim vrhunskim vještine prestigitacije. 1466 01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:04,440 Oh, jebote. 1467 01:10:04,740 --> 01:10:05,740 Oh, Bože. 1468 01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,100 Oh, ne. 1469 01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:09,700 Oh, sranje. 1470 01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:13,640 Oh, sranje. 1471 01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:15,700 Oh, sranje. 1472 01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:16,120 Što? 1473 01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,340 Oh, jebote. 1474 01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:23,300 O moj Bože. 1475 01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:25,340 O moj Bože. 1476 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:26,800 Sranje. 1477 01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:32,960 Juhu! 1478 01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:35,140 Abrakadabra. 1479 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,440 Ostavio si šešir vani. 1480 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:39,600 Jesmo li shvatili? 1481 01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:40,800 Uzmi dva. 1482 01:10:40,801 --> 01:10:41,801 Uzmi dva. 1483 01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:43,640 Bože, mrzim uzeti dvoje s bikovima. 1484 01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:44,860 Oh, čovječe. 1485 01:10:45,220 --> 01:10:47,800 Vidjeli smo Knoxa kako pleše s bikom. 1486 01:10:48,815 --> 01:10:52,780 Ali znamo koji je udarac dao bik Knox nije bio taj kojeg je Knox želio. 1487 01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:55,360 Bilo je blizu, ali nije bio taj. 1488 01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:57,820 što ti misliš 1489 01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:58,880 Možda uzeti dva? 1490 01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,020 Oh, stari. 1491 01:11:01,021 --> 01:11:02,021 Jebi ga, čovječe. 1492 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,680 Cuidado! 1493 01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:09,880 Ovaj je duplo veći. 1494 01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:11,700 Bože. 1495 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:12,280 To je stvarno. 1496 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:13,680 Oh, stari. 1497 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,520 Oh, sranje. 1498 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:17,840 Oh, sranje. 1499 01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,480 Ne želim ovo jebeno gledati, čovjek. 1500 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:21,960 U redu, jesmo li dobro? 1501 01:11:23,630 --> 01:11:24,060 Zdravo. 1502 01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,540 Ja sam Johnny Veličanstveni. 1503 01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:31,780 Danas ću vas oduševiti svojim vrhunske vještine prestigitacije. 1504 01:11:32,820 --> 01:11:33,860 Oh, sranje. 1505 01:11:34,420 --> 01:11:41,540 Oh, ne. 1506 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,000 Oh, sranje. 1507 01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:44,580 Oh, ne. 1508 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:45,040 Oh, ne. 1509 01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:46,540 Oh, ne. 1510 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:47,280 Oh, ne. 1511 01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:48,760 eto nas. 1512 01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:53,000 Oh, taj je upalio. 1513 01:11:53,260 --> 01:11:53,860 Taj je upalio. 1514 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:54,680 Da. 1515 01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:55,760 jesi dobro 1516 01:11:55,761 --> 01:11:58,320 Jesi li dobro? 1517 01:11:58,820 --> 01:11:59,820 Jesi li dobro? 1518 01:11:59,860 --> 01:12:00,480 On je miran. 1519 01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:01,100 Jeste li dobro? 1520 01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:02,600 Johnny? 1521 01:12:04,060 --> 01:12:04,600 Dolazi, prijatelju. 1522 01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:05,120 Dolazi i on. 1523 01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:06,300 Dolazi, prijatelju. 1524 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:07,820 Jesi li dobro? 1525 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:09,180 Bila je to žestoka tučnjava. 1526 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,640 Jednostrano, da budemo sigurni. 1527 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,880 Jebeno kvrgavo, stari. 1528 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:14,260 Da. 1529 01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:15,640 Trebamo li te dobiti? 1530 01:12:15,805 --> 01:12:17,085 Dobio si točno ono što si želio. 1531 01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:19,740 Oh, jebote. 1532 01:12:20,865 --> 01:12:22,280 Pa što se dogodilo nakon što me pogodilo? 1533 01:12:22,540 --> 01:12:23,540 Čovječe, kvrgavo je. 1534 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,000 ovo si ti 1535 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,080 Ovo je bik. 1536 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,760 Nije se čak ni petljao, stari. 1537 01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,660 Okrenuo se i samo zabio. 1538 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,120 Znate što govori? 1539 01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:37,460 To je vjerojatno najveći hit koji ste ikada napravili udariti. 1540 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,280 Zato je kapetan. 1541 01:12:41,060 --> 01:12:43,020 Taj bik nije volio jebenu magiju. 1542 01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:46,900 volim te! 1543 01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,120 volim te! 1544 01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,560 volim te! 1545 01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:52,020 Potresi mozga nisu veliki. 1546 01:12:52,555 --> 01:12:56,400 Ali sve dok ih imate prije nego što ste 50, super je. 1547 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,100 A Knoxvilleov 49. 1548 01:12:58,500 --> 01:12:59,500 Dakle, dobro smo. 1549 01:13:02,570 --> 01:13:04,440 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. 1550 01:13:05,265 --> 01:13:07,420 A ovo je soba za bijeg iz pakla. 1551 01:13:10,750 --> 01:13:12,700 Postoje tri različite sobe. 1552 01:13:13,470 --> 01:13:16,900 Morate riješiti zagonetke u svakoj sobi doći do sljedećeg. 1553 01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:20,020 Božji blagoslov. 1554 01:13:23,330 --> 01:13:25,010 U redu, mali čovječe. 1555 01:13:25,410 --> 01:13:29,850 Da biste došli do sljedeće sobe, morat ćete posegnuti kroz taj zid kako bi pronašao poseban 1556 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,000 jackass novčić. 1557 01:13:31,140 --> 01:13:32,140 ne znam 1558 01:13:32,350 --> 01:13:33,470 Drži me za ruku i idi. 1559 01:13:33,550 --> 01:13:33,730 Ići! 1560 01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:34,830 Stavi to unutra! 1561 01:13:34,930 --> 01:13:36,450 Ne želim te držati za ruku. 1562 01:13:41,930 --> 01:13:43,290 Koji je to kurac? 1563 01:13:44,590 --> 01:13:45,870 Kakav je osjećaj? 1564 01:13:46,010 --> 01:13:47,010 ne znam 1565 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:48,670 Ne mogu reći. 1566 01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:51,530 Guram ruku u to i osjećam se sranje. 1567 01:13:56,010 --> 01:13:56,450 Dave! 1568 01:13:56,530 --> 01:13:57,530 Hajde, Dave. 1569 01:13:59,590 --> 01:14:00,590 Uđi unutra, Dave. 1570 01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:01,690 kašičica. 1571 01:14:01,691 --> 01:14:02,150 Posegni prema dolje. 1572 01:14:02,330 --> 01:14:03,810 Stavite ruku do kraja i idite dolje. 1573 01:14:03,950 --> 01:14:04,050 kašičica. 1574 01:14:04,051 --> 01:14:04,610 Uđite i dolje. 1575 01:14:04,850 --> 01:14:05,310 Uđite i dolje. 1576 01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:06,850 Koji je to kurac? 1577 01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:11,610 To je guzica. 1578 01:14:12,050 --> 01:14:13,050 Oh! 1579 01:14:14,290 --> 01:14:15,730 Prst mi je ušao unutra. 1580 01:14:20,310 --> 01:14:21,090 Uzmi taj novčić. 1581 01:14:21,330 --> 01:14:21,590 U redu. 1582 01:14:21,990 --> 01:14:23,810 Morate posegnuti duboko i zagrabiti. 1583 01:14:25,130 --> 01:14:27,590 Je li u tvojoj guzici? 1584 01:14:27,591 --> 01:14:28,290 Oh! 1585 01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:29,291 Da! 1586 01:14:29,350 --> 01:14:29,570 Oh! 1587 01:14:29,690 --> 01:14:30,690 Dobili su novčić! 1588 01:14:31,430 --> 01:14:32,430 O moj Bože. 1589 01:14:32,530 --> 01:14:33,690 Dobili su više od novčića. 1590 01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:40,590 Oh stari, moj prst... zaglavio sam prst... Oh, mogu namirisati govno na tvojoj ruci. 1591 01:14:41,290 --> 01:14:43,110 Izgleda da ste riješili zagonetku. 1592 01:14:43,550 --> 01:14:45,970 Mislim da se selimo u susjednu sobu. 1593 01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:49,330 U redu, Dave. 1594 01:14:49,870 --> 01:14:51,490 Ova sljedeća zagonetka je za vas. 1595 01:14:51,810 --> 01:14:52,850 Što će biti sa mnom? 1596 01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:54,790 Pa, ako riješite zagonetku, ništa. 1597 01:14:55,660 --> 01:14:59,830 Morate točno pogoditi četiri životinje zvuči da zaustavi ovo. 1598 01:15:00,330 --> 01:15:01,330 Da spasim Davea. 1599 01:15:01,950 --> 01:15:02,950 Jesmo li spremni? 1600 01:15:04,350 --> 01:15:05,730 Čekaj, ideš heel? 1601 01:15:06,110 --> 01:15:07,110 Da, peta. 1602 01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:08,170 O sranje. 1603 01:15:08,210 --> 01:15:08,230 U redu. 1604 01:15:08,231 --> 01:15:09,231 Ne, stari. 1605 01:15:09,590 --> 01:15:10,590 O moj Bože. 1606 01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:12,810 Kakav zvuk ispušta pas? 1607 01:15:14,350 --> 01:15:15,750 U redu, dobar posao. 1608 01:15:17,510 --> 01:15:19,290 Kakav zvuk ispušta mačka? 1609 01:15:20,690 --> 01:15:22,430 Wow, stvarno im dobro ide. 1610 01:15:23,130 --> 01:15:25,670 Kakav zvuk proizvodi tvrdi lavež? 1611 01:15:27,150 --> 01:15:28,150 Ne? 1612 01:15:28,230 --> 01:15:29,490 Ne, ne proizvode nikakav zvuk. 1613 01:15:29,491 --> 01:15:30,491 Ne zvuče. 1614 01:15:30,790 --> 01:15:31,990 U redu, u redu, u redu. 1615 01:15:32,470 --> 01:15:33,470 U pravu sam. 1616 01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:34,190 Lijepo! 1617 01:15:34,730 --> 01:15:35,730 Da, dušo! 1618 01:15:35,810 --> 01:15:36,930 Trebaš samo još jedan. 1619 01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:39,930 Kakav zvuk ispušta kazuar? 1620 01:15:40,730 --> 01:15:41,730 Kazuar... 1621 01:15:42,670 --> 01:15:43,670 To je netočno! 1622 01:15:44,730 --> 01:15:45,730 To je netočno! 1623 01:15:47,490 --> 01:15:48,490 To je netočno! 1624 01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:57,510 prokletstvo! 1625 01:15:57,550 --> 01:15:59,030 Stari, koji kurac? 1626 01:16:01,690 --> 01:16:04,070 Mislim da je to zvuk kazuara. 1627 01:16:04,290 --> 01:16:05,290 To je točno. 1628 01:16:05,430 --> 01:16:07,350 To je zvuk kazuara. 1629 01:16:07,670 --> 01:16:10,610 Mislim da možemo ići u posljednju sobu. 1630 01:16:11,090 --> 01:16:12,090 Gotovo je, Dave. 1631 01:16:12,230 --> 01:16:13,490 David je gotov. 1632 01:16:13,491 --> 01:16:14,491 ja sam kao... 1633 01:16:17,595 --> 01:16:21,730 U ovom dijelu, Aaron će sjediti u ovom udobnom električna stolica za koju smo napravili. 1634 01:16:21,970 --> 01:16:22,590 Čekaj, što? 1635 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:25,230 Imate sve ove premosne kablove. 1636 01:16:25,510 --> 01:16:29,270 Morate staviti odgovarajuće premosne kabele prave stvari. 1637 01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:33,510 Onda dođeš ovamo i okreneš ovo dolje. 1638 01:16:33,670 --> 01:16:35,086 Kako znamo da imamo one prave? 1639 01:16:35,110 --> 01:16:38,690 Jer ako nemaš one prave, Aaron će se šokirati. 1640 01:16:39,010 --> 01:16:40,370 Jeste li ikada radili sobu za bijeg? 1641 01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:42,070 Jebi ga ne, jebi to sranje. 1642 01:16:42,330 --> 01:16:43,030 Ti to radiš? 1643 01:16:43,190 --> 01:16:43,670 ja ga imam 1644 01:16:43,671 --> 01:16:44,751 Završili ste sa sobom za bijeg? 1645 01:16:45,090 --> 01:16:46,090 Da. 1646 01:16:46,210 --> 01:16:47,410 To je vježba izgradnje tima. 1647 01:16:50,930 --> 01:16:51,990 U redu, Aarone. 1648 01:16:52,270 --> 01:16:53,270 Sjednite na svoje ljubavno sjedalo. 1649 01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:59,210 Zatvorimo vrata i molim te pokrenimo igra. 1650 01:17:00,310 --> 01:17:02,330 Daj mu samo malu priliku sada. 1651 01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:03,930 jao 1652 01:17:04,190 --> 01:17:05,910 Bok ljudi. 1653 01:17:06,090 --> 01:17:07,270 Oprostite, to je bila pogreška. 1654 01:17:07,350 --> 01:17:07,850 Jebati! 1655 01:17:07,851 --> 01:17:08,370 Jebati. 1656 01:17:08,450 --> 01:17:09,450 Što je to? 1657 01:17:10,450 --> 01:17:11,450 Zajebi to. 1658 01:17:11,930 --> 01:17:12,930 Jebote, stari. 1659 01:17:14,090 --> 01:17:15,570 Možete početi sada. 1660 01:17:16,570 --> 01:17:17,730 Jebote, što mi to radimo? 1661 01:17:17,970 --> 01:17:18,110 Evo sedam. 1662 01:17:18,290 --> 01:17:19,290 Ovaj je četiri. 1663 01:17:20,170 --> 01:17:21,670 Ne znam gdje je četiri. 1664 01:17:21,890 --> 01:17:23,290 Jebeno shvatite, dečki. 1665 01:17:23,610 --> 01:17:24,150 Gdje dvoje? 1666 01:17:24,470 --> 01:17:24,750 Ipak sedam. 1667 01:17:24,751 --> 01:17:25,250 Dvije su upravo ovdje. 1668 01:17:25,370 --> 01:17:26,750 Približavate se. 1669 01:17:27,730 --> 01:17:28,730 Ne, čekaj. 1670 01:17:29,050 --> 01:17:30,106 Uzmi ovaj zadnji ovdje. 1671 01:17:30,130 --> 01:17:31,130 Jesu li svi na mjestu? 1672 01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:31,710 Prokletstvo. 1673 01:17:31,830 --> 01:17:32,410 U redu, stao, stao, stao, stao. 1674 01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:32,690 smiri se 1675 01:17:33,210 --> 01:17:34,210 Upravo su sada. 1676 01:17:34,390 --> 01:17:35,170 Ne, to su brojke. 1677 01:17:35,390 --> 01:17:35,670 To su brojevi. 1678 01:17:35,671 --> 01:17:36,110 Pogriješio je. 1679 01:17:36,190 --> 01:17:37,190 Ne brojevi, momci. 1680 01:17:38,630 --> 01:17:39,690 U redu, učini to. 1681 01:17:39,830 --> 01:17:40,490 Šokirat će se. 1682 01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:41,170 Ne, nije. 1683 01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:42,450 Ne, nije. 1684 01:17:46,890 --> 01:17:47,890 Isključi ga. 1685 01:17:48,510 --> 01:17:49,210 Isključi ga. 1686 01:17:49,510 --> 01:17:51,910 Isključi ga. 1687 01:17:53,790 --> 01:17:54,790 U redu. 1688 01:17:55,870 --> 01:17:56,230 Oh. 1689 01:17:56,750 --> 01:17:57,750 Ubili ste ga, čovječe. 1690 01:17:59,090 --> 01:17:59,450 Jebati. 1691 01:17:59,570 --> 01:18:00,570 Ubili ste ga, brate. 1692 01:18:00,730 --> 01:18:01,250 U redu, Dave. 1693 01:18:01,570 --> 01:18:02,330 Dave, uzmi stvar. 1694 01:18:02,410 --> 01:18:02,830 Izvucite ga van. 1695 01:18:02,930 --> 01:18:03,430 Izvucite ga van. 1696 01:18:03,490 --> 01:18:04,490 Izvucite ga van. 1697 01:18:05,590 --> 01:18:06,590 Što se dogodilo? 1698 01:18:07,170 --> 01:18:08,030 Hej, koji kurac? 1699 01:18:08,031 --> 01:18:08,750 Gubi se odavde! 1700 01:18:09,010 --> 01:18:09,550 Koji kurac? 1701 01:18:10,030 --> 01:18:10,290 Jebati! 1702 01:18:10,870 --> 01:18:12,350 Hej, pokušava te pustiti van! 1703 01:18:12,810 --> 01:18:13,310 Čovječe, sirena. 1704 01:18:13,370 --> 01:18:14,370 Tko ima rog? 1705 01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,420 Jebeš ovo jebeno sranje! 1706 01:18:25,660 --> 01:18:26,660 Jebati! 1707 01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:28,840 Jebati! 1708 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:31,180 Jebeš ovaj jebeni pištolj! 1709 01:18:37,790 --> 01:18:38,860 O moj Bože! 1710 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,740 Pa, mislim da je to to za bijeg soba iz pakla. 1711 01:18:46,540 --> 01:18:47,800 Čekaj, gotovi smo? 1712 01:18:48,580 --> 01:18:49,340 O moj Bože. 1713 01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:49,840 Jebeš ovaj jebeni pištolj. 1714 01:18:49,841 --> 01:18:51,520 Izašao si iz sobe za bijeg. 1715 01:18:51,975 --> 01:18:53,695 Jesmo li dobili terapeuta nakon ovog sranja, čovjek? 1716 01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:54,880 Jesmo li dobili terapeuta? 1717 01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:55,280 Dobar posao. 1718 01:18:55,980 --> 01:18:57,800 Prokletstvo, zajebali ste me, čovječe. 1719 01:18:58,100 --> 01:19:00,060 I stavio si ruku u Zackovo dupe. 1720 01:19:00,061 --> 01:19:02,240 Oh, jako, duboko u njegovu guzicu, stari. 1721 01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:05,040 Jebite se ljudi! 1722 01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:08,980 Jebeš ovo jebeno mjesto! 1723 01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:15,831 Bilo je naslova na internetu koji ti 1724 01:19:15,832 --> 01:19:19,450 rekao je ovaj magarac film bit će posljednji ikada. 1725 01:19:20,485 --> 01:19:23,770 Nakon što ste to rekli o svaki magareći film, 1726 01:19:23,771 --> 01:19:26,371 misliš li da je bilo čiji hoćeš li to shvatiti ozbiljno? 1727 01:19:26,650 --> 01:19:28,450 Koliko god jebeno mrzim to reći... 1728 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,080 Ne govori to! 1729 01:19:34,310 --> 01:19:35,310 Postajem emotivan! 1730 01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:37,600 Ne govori to! 1731 01:20:07,540 --> 01:20:08,860 Postajem emotivan! 1732 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:08,920 nemoj 1733 01:20:08,921 --> 01:20:13,040 Zadržat ću svoj slučaj u koji sam siguran. 1734 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:19,480 Živio sam život koji je cool. 1735 01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:25,400 Proputovao sam svaku autocestu. 1736 01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:31,420 Više, puno više od ovoga. 1737 01:20:31,421 --> 01:20:37,560 Učinio sam to na svoj način. 1738 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,720 Jer što je čovjek? 1739 01:20:41,380 --> 01:20:43,620 Što on ima? 1740 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:49,840 Ako ne on sam, onda nije. 1741 01:20:50,360 --> 01:21:02,960 Ali reći ono što stvarno osjeća... A ne riječi onoga koji je znao... 1742 01:21:02,961 --> 01:21:06,660 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny Nashville, a ovo je kraj! 1743 01:21:12,810 --> 01:21:16,040 Da, bio je moj. 1744 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:42,670 .. 1745 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,160 Uspjeli smo! 1746 01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:58,080 Koji kurac? 1747 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:02,360 U redu ljudi, razjasnimo ovo. 1748 01:22:02,580 --> 01:22:03,580 Poslušajmo ovo. 1749 01:22:03,860 --> 01:22:04,860 Ne znam gdje si. 1750 01:22:05,140 --> 01:22:06,140 Oh, potrgali ste se! 1751 01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:07,380 Ne! 1752 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:08,560 Ne!