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♪♪

2
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[gasps]

3
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[exhales]

4
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[Dave Vanlan] <i>Is she really
going out with him?</i>

5
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[The Damned's "New Rose" playing]

6
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[spits]

7
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[news anchor on TV] <i>The Silver Jubilee</i>

8
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<i>marks 25 years of Her Majesty's reign.</i>

9
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- [bicycle bell rings]
- Oi, watch it!

10
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[groans]

11
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[bicycle bell rings]

12
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[barking]

13
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- I'll fucking kill you!
- [glass shatters]

14
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Don't come back here,
you fucking thieving little git!

15
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- [chuckles] Fuck off!
- Fucking bastards!

16
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[bicycle bell rings]

17
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- All right, John?
- All right, boys?

18
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All right, go, go, go, go!

19
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[children cheering]

20
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- [Vic] Keep fighting the machine, boys!
- [cheering continues]

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To the Queen!

22
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- Hip, hip...
- [all] Hooray!

23
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- Hip, hip...
- Hooray!

24
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Mum, can I have a word?

25
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Can you sub me
next week's pocket money?

26
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- You'll be home by 12:00?
- Yeah.

27
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A revolution bankrolled
entirely by Mum's spare change.

28
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[all laughing]

29
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God save the Queen!

30
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- [both] The fascist regime!
- [all booing]

31
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[woman] Get off!

32
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[boys shouting]

33
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I fucked your mum!

34
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I had some fun with her afterwards.

35
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She's a very generous lover.

36
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- [punks laughing]
- Whoa!

37
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[both groaning]

38
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[punks laughing]

39
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[Vic] Oi, slow down, mate.
Slow down. Come on.

40
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[John] I can't believe you did that.
That was so funny.

41
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[Enn] Thank you very much.

42
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[Vic] When did they start charging
a bleeding pound

43
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for a punk show in Croydon?

44
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Shut it, Vic, all right?
We're getting in for free.

45
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- [laughs]
- Up here.

46
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[Vic] Females await, boys.

47
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- [reggae music playing]
- [MC] Don't touch my hair.

48
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Don't touch my hair.

49
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Please kiss my heart and touch
my mind. Don't touch me there.

50
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Don't touch my hair.

51
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Don't touch my fucking hair.

52
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Oi!

53
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[indistinct shouting]

54
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[whistles]

55
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[indistinct shouting continues]

56
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- Fuck you, bitch! Bitch!
- [laughing]

57
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Whoa, punk really is the greatest thing

58
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that ever happened
to ugly people, isn't it?

59
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- Fuck you, Jerry.
- [chuckles]

60
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Wait till you see Slap.
Wait till you see my boy!

61
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Oi, get the fuck out of here!

62
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[girl] Come in the front door, you poofs!

63
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Oh, boys, this place is teeming
with proper gash.

64
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[scoffs]

65
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[Vic] Do you not like that word, Enn?

66
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Would you prefer "lady bits"
or "front bottom"?

67
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Fuck off.

68
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God, those braces are clinging
on for dear life, ain't they?

69
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I think the one with pink hair
is Shirley from school.

70
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[Vic] Yeah, I know her.
She's Boadicea's right-hand bitch.

71
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Go and talk to her then.
Get us into the after party.

72
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Hey, who's the twat in the turtleneck?

73
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[Vic] Must be another label
sniffing around The Dyschords.

74
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You know, Boadicea should be
reading our fanzine.

75
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Yeah, he's right.
She could put us on the map.

76
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- Get us an intro then.
- I don't want to.

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Talk to Shirley.
You went to school with her.

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- Sod off.
- Aww, are you a virgin?

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- Fuck off!
- Go on!

80
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[Vic] The chick is leaving the nest.

81
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[man] I was in Despair,

82
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and now I'm in another band
called Lipstick,

83
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which was formed
from the remnants of Despair.

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Hiya!

85
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It's Shirley, right?

86
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Uh, we went to school together.

87
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The name's Spinning Jenny.

88
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Nice. I'm Enn.

89
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Uh, we did that show together?
Do you remember?

90
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<i>Baa Baa Black Sheep?</i>

91
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I was a bag of wool,
and so were you.

92
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And we had that duet together.

93
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Go on, give us
a tune then, "Shirley."

94
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- Piss off.
- Um...

95
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I do remember that song
we did though.

96
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Let's sing it.

97
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Oh, come on. You start.

98
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<i>♪ We are bags of wool,
and I love you ♪</i>

99
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<i>♪ And I'm happy
'cause you love me too ♪</i>

100
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Don't pay any attention to that.

101
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<i>♪ But now I'm a gray sock
and you're a winter's cap ♪</i>

102
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<i>♪ Forever apart on the same cold ♪</i>

103
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[in high pitch] ♪ <i>Chap ♪</i>

104
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[all laughing]

105
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[MC] Oi, oi, oi.
Bunch of boob-sniffing fucks!

106
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Ever get the feeling your invitation
was lost in the mail?

107
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Who could imagine you lot out here

108
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- in a shithole like Croydon!
- [punk] Fuck off!

109
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[MC] In the world of quantum mechanics,

110
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punks are everywhere
at the same time.

111
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Until, observe.

112
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Let me welcome you to the leaders
of the Party go Punk revolution!

113
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The incredible Dyschords!

114
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[crowd cheering]

115
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["Planned Adolescence" playing]

116
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<i>♪ With your, with your va-ampire ♪</i>

117
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<i>♪ 'Cause I'm your little sex to-o-oy ♪</i>

118
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<i>♪ Your city is to-o-orn ♪</i>

119
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<i>♪ She's singing I love you ♪</i>

120
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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

121
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<i>♪ I had a planned adolescence ♪</i>

122
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- [crowd singing along]
<i>- ♪ Under duress ♪</i>

123
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<i>♪ A planned obsolescence ♪</i>

124
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<i>♪ I'm so depressed ♪</i>

125
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Yes!

126
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Fuck off! Fuck off!

127
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<i>♪ Cradle to the gra-a-ave ♪</i>

128
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<i>♪ We are told what to do-o-o ♪</i>

129
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<i>♪ I'm bleeding from my to-o-ongue ♪</i>

130
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<i>♪ But my blood's not blue ♪</i>

131
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<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

132
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<i>♪ I had a planned adolescence ♪</i>

133
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[whooping]

134
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[woman] Suck him off!

135
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[crowd cheering]

136
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Stop!

137
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- Fuck off!
- [Slap] Piss off!

138
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[man 1] Virgin Records!

139
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- [man 2] Fuck you, yeah!
<i>- Oh, oh, oh, oh!</i>

140
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[all singing]
<i>♪ I had a planned adolescence ♪</i>

141
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<i>♪ Under duress ♪</i>

142
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- Yeah!
<i>- ♪ A planned obsolescence ♪</i>

143
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<i>♪ I'm so depressed ♪</i>

144
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<i>♪ A planned adolescence ♪</i>

145
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<i>♪ Under duress ♪</i>

146
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<i>♪ A planned obsolescence ♪</i>

147
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- [yells]
<i>- ♪ I'm so depressed ♪</i>

148
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[all yelling]

149
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- [Slap laughing]
- [glass shattering]

150
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[man] Get off!

151
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[Slap] There's your seven-inch.

152
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[Boadicea] You stupid fucking pillock.

153
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- We had him. We had him!
- [Slap grunts]

154
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And then you had to go
and fuck it up!

155
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What are you, suicidal?

156
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Ahh!

157
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- You remind me of my mum.
- Good!

158
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[Slap] Bo, I'm the golden goose!

159
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You haven't laid
the golden egg yet, have you?

160
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- I've had it, Slap!
- So where's the after party?

161
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Wadeson Street. And you!

162
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- You are barred!
- [groans]

163
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[Enn] I can't bear it if they sign
to a major, though. So wrong.

164
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[John] Well, The Clash signed to CBS.

165
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[Enn] They're dead to me. I've written
an editorial in the new issue.

166
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- [John] Did you put my Slits review in?
- [Enn] Some of it.

167
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- What did you take out?
- The epic fucking poetry.

168
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Oi! Rimbaud was a symbolist.

169
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,803
You want to forget the artsy crap
next Tuesday, John, mate.

170
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,354
Where are you going to take her?

171
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,057
- Who?
- My impending date.

172
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,313
When did you get a date? Who with?

173
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- Tracey.
- What? Tracey the Slag?

174
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,313
Tracey the Magnanimous.

175
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[imitating Tracey] "Now, boys,
you can touch one of them.

176
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,446
Left one's bigger..."

177
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,449
[both] "...right one's nicer!"

178
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,326
[laughing]

179
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:27,249
So I was thinking, do I save up
and take her into town?

180
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,997
The Roxy maybe?
I mean, she's not a punk...

181
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,828
Nah, some mafia queer runs the place now.

182
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,584
Don't know if he'll let you
fuck her in the toilet.

183
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,631
That is genuinely sad
to take advantage.

184
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,755
Not as sad as being the guy at the party
who ends up in the kitchen,

185
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talking to someone's mum.

186
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[imitating Mum] "Oh, lovely
shade of blue, your balls."

187
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,516
Yeah, that'll be the shade
of your mum's lipstick, mate.

188
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- [bicycle bell rings]
- [punks laugh]

189
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- Come on, boys!
- Tonight, all that changes

190
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,808
- at the after party!
- [whooping]

191
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,984
- [Enn] Do you know where we're going?
- [Vic] Yeah, Wadeson Street.

192
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,606
- Which is which way?
- Just down the road around the corner.

193
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,188
I trust you implicitly, Vic!

194
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,944
[Vic] I absolutely know where we're going.

195
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,198
[Enn] Ugh, again.

196
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,656
Why don't we go for a bit of a swing
in the kids' park instead?

197
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,457
- Fuck me!
- [Vic] I'd hurt you, Enn.

198
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,625
[John] How about this, right?

199
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,796
Why don't we finish our beers
and decide on the <i>Virys</i> run tomorrow?

200
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,545
- [music playing]
- Enn?

201
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,125
Enn?

202
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,132
What's that music?

203
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,463
- What music?
- Shh!

204
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,966
I've almost got it.

205
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:34,146
- [music continues playing]
- [John] Now I hear it.

206
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:41,987
Never doubt me again.

207
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,533
[John laughing]

208
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,657
That music is amazing. Is it German?

209
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,530
[Enn] I feel like I've heard it before.

210
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,287
[John] You never heard nothing
before me, mate.

211
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:54,120
- [Vic] Shut it. Let's get laid.
- [all whooping]

212
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,462
Hello.

213
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,883
We're friends of Boadicea.

214
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,389
She manages The Dyschords.

215
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,345
There is no discord here.

216
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,600
Right. What's your name, then?

217
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,147
Stella.

218
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,855
That's got to be the prettiest name
I have ever heard.

219
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,653
It's like a star, isn't it?

220
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:29,330
No. Stellas have been stars,
but not all stars are Stellas.

221
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,951
Well, you look like a star, Stella.

222
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,381
[music playing]

223
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,738
They must be from California.

224
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,740
Jackpot.

225
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,288
They fuck anything that moves
in California.

226
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,913
[John] Yeah, and Croydon
is the sister city to Fresno.

227
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,670
It's going to be all right, mate.

228
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,503
Just corner the one that looks
the loneliest

229
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,839
and speak in short admiring sentences.

230
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,511
Excuse me.

231
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,818
Hmm.

232
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,894
[John, whispering] Enn.

233
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,231
Enn, mate. Come here.

234
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,123
[music continues playing]

235
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,824
So cool.

236
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,031
Might have a bit of a dance to that.

237
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,407
I'm...

238
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,323
I'm gonna go find the kitchen.

239
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,866
Hello. [chuckles]

240
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,533
You look like you could use
some company.

241
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,164
I'm Enn.

242
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,675
Short for Henry.

243
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,888
I'm Wainswain. It's long for Wain.

244
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,595
I don't remember you.

245
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:40,430
Don't you find it sad that we never seem
to recognize each other on birthdays?

246
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,683
Weren't you a virus last time?

247
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,273
- Last time?
- I thought so.

248
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,771
I'm a Second.

249
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,777
A second what?

250
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,984
Second Colony.

251
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,865
Today...

252
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,241
I manifested imperfectly.

253
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,502
Again.

254
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,799
But that is no reflection
on Parent-Teacher Wain.

255
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,002
That is my own burden.

256
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,006
My mate John has got a third nipple...

257
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:19,010
and it never held him back in any way.

258
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,766
In our culture, he would class
as an abomination.

259
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,488
I'm...

260
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,659
[all singing]

261
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,791
[all] Happy birthday, Waldo.

262
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,123
[PT Waldo]
Happy birthday to you.

263
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,799
Fourth Colony manifests...

264
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,797
[all] Individuality!

265
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,594
[PT Waldo] Let's be grateful
for our bodies.

266
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,882
After all, they're our last ones.

267
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:15,942
The iconic London sights,
Big Ben, Westminster Abbey,

268
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,527
and the private Pleasure Dome
of the Prime Ministers...

269
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,371
- aren't going to happen.
- [all groaning]

270
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,417
This whole Queen's Jubilee celebration
sort of blindsided us Parent-Teachers

271
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,086
and the city is booked solid.

272
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,038
But we've managed to patch together

273
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,921
a brand-new itinerary
of equally nourishing experiences,

274
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,425
all within this deeply authentic
suburban community of...

275
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,181
Croydon.

276
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:45,184
Zan, what are you looking forward
to experiencing in Croydon?

277
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:53,776
I've sensed some tension
over our last few stops, Zan.

278
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,447
Do you have something
you want to interjaculate?

279
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,401
Don't hold back, Zan.

280
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,283
- Fourth Colony manifests...
- [all] Individuality!

281
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,286
[singing continues]

282
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:17,382
You constantly use words
like "enrichment" and "authenticity,"

283
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:21,431
but we're behaving more
like tourists than travelers.

284
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:28,022
I mean, perhaps we could emulate
the Stellas and really participate.

285
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:33,068
The Stellas have a different way
of enriching their community.

286
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,272
Well, all we ever seem to do
is observe and consume.

287
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,362
[PT Waldo]
You are what you eat, Zan.

288
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,239
I know I am.

289
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,486
Zan...

290
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,418
[breathing heavily]

291
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,166
Are you shocked?

292
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,510
No, um...

293
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,506
I get it. I'm into punk.

294
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,557
My name is Enn.

295
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,597
Zan.

296
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,268
Tell me more about yourself, Zan.

297
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,817
Why? We've probably met
a thousand times. [sighs]

298
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,815
What's punk?

299
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,240
Like, The Ramones?
Or The Sex Pistols?

300
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,737
Or The New York Dolls.

301
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,865
Well, some people don't count the Dolls.
But it's like anarchy.

302
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,456
[gasps] Now that is punk!

303
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,836
Do more punk to me.

304
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,550
Hmm...

305
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,390
Me and my mates were thinking
of starting a band, actually,

306
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,559
'cause none of us know
how to play anything, which is...

307
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,308
- [gasps]
- Oh, God, I'm-I'm sorry.

308
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,849
Um, you're bleeding.

309
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,076
How do I further access the punk?

310
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,452
Well, I could take you dancing
at the Roxy.

311
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,128
Rape is playing tomorrow.

312
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,582
Our schedule doesn't allow for Rape.

313
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,001
Does yours?

314
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,212
- Are you a Sixth?
- What do you mean?

315
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,506
You're a local?

316
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,555
Stella said it was all right.

317
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,267
And only the Stella knows you're here?

318
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,141
♪♪

319
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:44,024
Hey, Stella. You're luminous,
you know that?

320
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,862
I wanna kiss you forever...

321
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,116
but you make me feel shy.

322
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,791
I don't wanna go too fast, but...

323
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,042
Are you prepared?

324
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,303
Yeah.

325
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,597
Then kneel.

326
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,924
What?

327
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,010
Remove your clothes.

328
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,887
Okay.

329
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,267
[Vic chuckles nervously]

330
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,726
How long have you lot been here?

331
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,027
[Zan] We arrived this morning.

332
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,230
It's the last stop on our tour.

333
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,657
What do your people do
on an ordinary day?

334
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,401
[Vic breathing heavily]

335
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,041
Relax.

336
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,920
Breathe.

337
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,919
[breathes deeply]

338
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,424
Close your eyes.

339
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,567
[breathing heavily]

340
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,856
[gasps]

341
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:10,490
Breathe, Victor. Breathe.

342
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,617
Respire from the orifice.

343
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,242
[Enn] Saturday's
our fanzine distribution day.

344
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:23,165
Sunday, we pick tomatoes
over by the sewage pipes.

345
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:27,173
You see, tomato seeds, they don't break
down in the digestive system,

346
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,131
so they grow wild wherever
there's a leak in the pipes.

347
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,092
We pick them to sell them
for photocopying money.

348
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:38,180
Dancing, free trade, duplication,

349
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,357
having no restrictions?

350
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,399
Well, we do what we want.

351
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,479
- [Vic moaning]
- Release!

352
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,819
Merge!

353
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,576
Let go!

354
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,324
[moaning continues]

355
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,242
[voices] Ascend!

356
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,415
[moaning intensifies]

357
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:10,595
Who the fuck are you?

358
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,591
Who the fuck is he?

359
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,305
Who the fuck are you?

360
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,182
[music playing]

361
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,152
[Zan] Do you think I could smell it?

362
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,483
- Yeah, pop it off like that.
- [seal breaks]

363
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,443
[bottle cap clatters]

364
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,696
[Zan sniffs]

365
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,412
That's a Level One violation.

366
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,543
[PT Waldo] Yes, it is, Celia.

367
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,710
Level Two.

368
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,597
She's approaching a Level Three!

369
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:56,808
- [footsteps approaching]
- [Vic] Enn!

370
00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,970
Enn, we've all got to get out of here!

371
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,305
What?

372
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,981
You! I see you!

373
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,479
Stay away from me!

374
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,232
[all singing]

375
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,573
[moaning]

376
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,040
[moaning loudly]

377
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,957
I claim our Colony's right
to unique experience, Waldo!

378
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,788
This is unprecedented.

379
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,623
Oh! You mean it's unique?

380
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,928
[PT Waldo] Zan, this tone.

381
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,550
[moaning]

382
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,471
John! John! We've got to get out of here!

383
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,348
Shut the fuck up!

384
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,225
Hurry! Hurry!

385
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,895
Out! Out!

386
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,480
Out! Out!

387
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,151
[distant dog barking]

388
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,489
Lads. Lads, lads.
Lads, lads. Lads.

389
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:04,417
Lads, that was the future.

390
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,746
What the hell is wrong with you?
Did you force her or something?

391
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,710
Fuck you!

392
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,713
What was that for?

393
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:16,422
Vic. Vic. Vic, where you going, mate?

394
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,507
- Vic.
- Enn!

395
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,933
Enn. Enn.

396
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,854
I claimed a unilateral dispensation.

397
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,601
What?

398
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,273
I can come with you.

399
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,610
To the punk.

400
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,109
Oh. Well, everything's closed.

401
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,862
Everything on the island?

402
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,614
The island?

403
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,821
Oh... Well, yeah.

404
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,119
Wh-when do you have to be back?

405
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,121
I have 48 hours.

406
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,124
Enn...

407
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,880
What is it?

408
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,554
I feel...

409
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,884
this body is dying.

410
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,814
[breathing heavily]

411
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,788
It may yet live.

412
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,866
[The Velvet Underground's
"I Found A Reason" playing"]

413
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:51,994
♪♪

414
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,883
Are those my shoes?

415
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,847
[Zan] How did you know?

416
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,597
Because they look exactly like my shoes.

417
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,891
No, you don't have to.

418
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,540
Did you build this place?

419
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,118
No. My dad built it for me.

420
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,339
I like your ring.

421
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:03,417
It's the symbol of my Colony.

422
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:07,136
Are these the symbols of your Colony?

423
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,848
- Uh...
- The Punk Colony?

424
00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,388
I guess, some of them.

425
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:17,230
'Cause our mag's called <i>Virys, uh...</i>

426
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:24,230
so I... I came up
with this cartoon character, Virys Boy,

427
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,609
because he looks a bit punk.

428
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,025
See here, he goes around

429
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,281
and he meets all these arseholes...

430
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,244
and just spreads himself everywhere
and infects everyone

431
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:38,327
to fight fascism and conformity.

432
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:46,047
So the solution to conformity
is forced insemination and cloning?

433
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,761
Oh. Um...

434
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:53,558
That's... It was meant to be
a metaphor for freedom.

435
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:57,637
I just think, uh, once we're free, we'll...

436
00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:00,690
we'll stop doing what we're told,
which is just consume.

437
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,523
If we don't stop,
we'll eat the fucking world.

438
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:09,949
There are contradictions in your metaphor.

439
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,367
Yeah.

440
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:13,115
But I am moved by it.

441
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:16,489
- Really?
- Mm.

442
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:22,211
Do you know that in every person's DNA

443
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:26,792
there's a remnant of every virus
that has ever infected a human being

444
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,252
since the birth of man?

445
00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:32,259
I think adapting to survive viruses

446
00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:37,435
is what eventually turned
bacteria into human beings.

447
00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:38,602
I was a bacterium...

448
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,475
Who knows what we will become
in the future.

449
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,558
- ...but I never met a virus.
- I think viruses will save us.

450
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:14,680
Wow, your skin is so soft there.

451
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,467
Your hands are so cold.

452
00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:21,805
Your ears are translucent.

453
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:28,194
Your penis is small and folded,

454
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,444
like the bud of a tiny pink flower.

455
00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:38,868
Oh, it's losing its structure.

456
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:42,958
Hmm.

457
00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,134
[mellow music playing on stereo]

458
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:15,991
Mum, this is, uh, my friend.

459
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,909
- She...
- [grunts]

460
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,824
We, um... We actually...

461
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,553
Right. Explanation.

462
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,131
I am Zan.

463
00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:39,841
Zan's American.

464
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:45,062
Oh! Oh! I nearly went to Hollywood once.

465
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,856
No, Mum. You actually didn't
nearly go to Hollywood once.

466
00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,902
- I was a model.
- A foot model.

467
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:54,731
There was this audition
for a Diana Dors film.

468
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:57,407
That film was shot in Ealing.
I looked it up.

469
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,986
They needed to do a close-up
on Diana's foot,

470
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,616
and they called us models in,

471
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:05,165
because Diana had six toes
on the foot in question.

472
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:08,962
I kept my foot wrapped
in Vaseline for seven days.

473
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,959
And then when I took the bag off,

474
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,790
my skin was as soft as a baby's lips.

475
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,093
Mum, Vaseline promotes hair growth.

476
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:19,547
Marilyn Monroe grew a mustache
from using Vaseline.

477
00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,758
And she did all right
for herself, didn't she?

478
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,934
If by "all right," you mean dead.

479
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,728
Do you ever see me shaving my feet?

480
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:29,023
- Thankfully not.
- Right.

481
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:33,107
Oh! I love this record!

482
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:35,438
It's not a record, it's a tape.

483
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,194
[soul music playing]

484
00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:42,536
And white people trying to sing
like black people is racist.

485
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:44,033
I'm not a racialist.

486
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,499
Pancakes! Let's make pancakes.

487
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:48,997
Americans love pancakes, don't they?

488
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,124
Come on, love.
You show me how it's done.

489
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:52,705
You don't have to.

490
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,258
[Marion laughing]

491
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:07,057
- Come on, Henry.
- No, Mum.

492
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,021
- Come on.
- No!

493
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,895
Come to Mama.

494
00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,647
That is not okay.

495
00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,228
Grind it. [chuckles]

496
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:18,652
[Marion laughing]

497
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,664
Stop it.

498
00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,499
- What?
- Looking at me.

499
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:40,337
Looked-at babies
make more successful adults.

500
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:41,921
- That's proven.
- [scoffs]

501
00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,056
She's adorable.

502
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:51,893
And everyone needs that special someone.

503
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:55,025
Everyone, Enn.

504
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:57,194
What's that supposed to mean?

505
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,444
- Henry, it's just a date.
- Malcolm?

506
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,947
Well, it's the Jubilee tea dance
on Sunday, and that's all it is.

507
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:05,528
Mum, he's repugnant.

508
00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:07,989
He was a paratrooper in Indochina.

509
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,291
He peeled potatoes. I looked it up.

510
00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,960
Your generation will eventually
be doing nothing but looking it up.

511
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:16,881
I'm a woman. With a clitoris.
Look that up.

512
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,252
[Enn sighs]

513
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,209
Malcolm says that my best days
are not behind me.

514
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:21,635
They've just begun.

515
00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:23,587
[Enn] You're not England,
for Christ's sake, Mum.

516
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:27,175
Well, he's a right lot kinder to me
than your left-wing father ever was.

517
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,679
Well, he was kind to me!

518
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,352
He left you when you were nine.

519
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,225
Well, who'd blame him,
with your yammering.

520
00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:33,726
You'll do the same
to someone else one day.

521
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,934
- I'm sure!
- [Enn] I would never do that!

522
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,484
[footsteps receding]

523
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:43,233
Oh! Sorry, love, the door wasn't locked.

524
00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:46,910
It's okay. It's my first time at this.

525
00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:48,783
It's taking longer than I expected.

526
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,660
Hmm.

527
00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:57,129
Ma'am?

528
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:03,714
[in PT Waldo's voice] Zan.

529
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,421
Waldo.

530
00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:09,099
I agree in principle that there is
no progress without deviation.

531
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:14,438
But you have to remember
that you are not just you.

532
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,142
And we are not just us without you.

533
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:21,695
I'm nourishing my body with raw data
to enrich the Eating.

534
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:24,941
Isn't that the purpose
of this endless tour?

535
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,280
I'm doing it for you.

536
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:29,327
Oh, this is not about me.

537
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:33,203
I ate pancakes,
which I am currently excreting.

538
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,167
And I danced.

539
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,088
I danced with the Parent-Teacher
you are riding.

540
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,712
Those are unique experiences, Waldo.

541
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:44,839
You've exceeded
your experience quota, young lady.

542
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,392
[in normal voice]
Ooh. I lost my place.

543
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:54,853
Oh, yeah.

544
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,730
You just finish up this one, love.

545
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,903
[singing]

546
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:12,242
I can see you, Keyhole Kevin.

547
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,199
[whispers] Oh, she's a lovely girl.

548
00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,202
[Zan] Let's go!

549
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,175
[toilet flushing]

550
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:26,672
[exhales]

551
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,425
[upbeat music playing]

552
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,021
[laughing]

553
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,278
[whoops]

554
00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,351
I like this body.

555
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,143
- Is it a good one?
- [chuckles]

556
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,187
I like yours.

557
00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:21,436
[sniffs] It smells like butter.

558
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:24,192
Tastes like salt.

559
00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:26,271
- What do I smell like?
- [sniffs]

560
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,991
[Zan squealing]

561
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,206
[bicycle bell ringing]

562
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,908
[both screaming]

563
00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:47,587
[Zan laughing]

564
00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,270
I like your Parent-Teacher.

565
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:03,190
Who, Mum? She never taught me
a bloody thing.

566
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,519
What about the other one?

567
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,522
The one who made your tree-temple?

568
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,320
Oh, my dad?

569
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:17,954
Well, he was a jazz musician, actually.

570
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:22,827
But he never really recorded anything,
'cause he said that would be selling out.

571
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:25,704
Is that punk?

572
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:28,506
Dad was definitely a punk.

573
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,628
He was someone who never settled
for the way that things were.

574
00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:36,723
Is that why he left you?

575
00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:54,613
If I was your Parent-Teacher,
I would never leave you.

576
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,249
[indistinct chatter]

577
00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,628
- [PT Wain] Waldo?
- [PT Waldo] Yes, Wain?

578
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:54,961
Has it not occurred to you,
if you allow her this degree of freedom,

579
00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:56,261
she may do more than rebel?

580
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,088
[chuckles]

581
00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,172
[girl] Stop.

582
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,974
- That's my fault too?
- Who else's?

583
00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:12,857
Well, Stella did approve
interaction with the local.

584
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,906
Limited interaction
is my Colony's prerogative.

585
00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:19,360
It's not my fault you can't regulate
your own progeny.

586
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:24,370
You have less than 24 hours until Exit
to rectify the situation.

587
00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:27,293
- And then we eat.
- [all breathe deeply]

588
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,580
[PT Waldo] I'm aware of the schedule.

589
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,461
Then why not eliminate the problem?

590
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,338
- I could do with an appetizer.
- Oh, come on.

591
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:39,968
[PT Wain] Stella, eating before Exit
in this manifestation will be very messy.

592
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,596
I recommend sequestration.
She'll soon come running back.

593
00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:45,348
- [PT Waldo] I really don't...
- [PT Stella] That's a fair compromise.

594
00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:46,428
All those in favor?

595
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,473
PT First?

596
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:54,311
Abstention. Waldo, you're outvoted.

597
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:55,816
The offspring is shunned.

598
00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:58,273
Shunned.

599
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:02,028
- Shunned?
- Shunned.

600
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,117
Shunned.

601
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,661
[punk music playing]

602
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:16,758
[John] It was like choral vocals
over a driving backbeat.

603
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,631
- Do you know what I mean?
- [clerk] Eh?

604
00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:21,509
It was metronomic, yet tribal.

605
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,924
There's 12 there.

606
00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:26,761
[John] Like... Did Eno ever produce
any dub-reggae?

607
00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,971
- Try krautrock.
- That's where I am!

608
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:35,270
Oh, speak of the devil.

609
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:38,356
That music that was playing
at your party, is that available on LP?

610
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,696
Oi. What you bringing her here for?

611
00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,618
What's your problem?

612
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,240
Where're your other Americans?

613
00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:46,742
I have no idea.

614
00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:49,450
What, so you've been with him
the whole time?

615
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:54,000
I slept at his house and met his mum.

616
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:58,630
And we engaged in incomplete
sexual activity.

617
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,631
Now I'm looking forward to experiencing

618
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:03,429
just an ordinary Saturday
with your Colony.

619
00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:07,385
Well, you butchered my Slits review,
but otherwise, it looks great.

620
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:08,969
Thank you, mate.

621
00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:11,350
[John] Right, I need you to push
this issue this time.

622
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,557
Like, I reckon we can sell the whole run.

623
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,652
[A.C. Newman's "Angry Universe" playing]

624
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,236
[Enn singing]

625
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:39,709
So, uh, what do they think
of the Queen's Jubilee in America?

626
00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:42,469
In America?

627
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:46,385
Um, they're in favor of it.

628
00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,432
[John] Really?

629
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,387
The sovereign embodies
their collective consciousness.

630
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,315
They haven't had a sovereign
for, what? 200 years.

631
00:44:57,153 --> 00:45:01,944
Um... Their superior longevity
keeps the memories fresh.

632
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,525
Are you saying Americans
live longer than us?

633
00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:05,609
Absolutely.

634
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,239
[John] Well, why would that be the case?

635
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:13,079
Because of the largely isolated
and vegetarian lives they lead.

636
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,624
McDonald's is from America.

637
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:21,424
McDonald's. Yes.

638
00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:25,550
Right. So they're not, like,
all vegetarians, right?

639
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,882
No. Not all.

640
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,557
Only the alpha elite.

641
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:31,761
[Enn] Oh? Like the President?

642
00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:35,313
Jimmy Carter's a vegetarian?
I did not know that.

643
00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:36,856
I've already said too much.

644
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,601
Surveillance, repercussions...

645
00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,186
[Vic] What, like the FBI?

646
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,398
Mmm. The FBI, yes.
They would be vulnerable.

647
00:45:46,327 --> 00:45:49,411
I don't wish to be interrogated
on this matter any further.

648
00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:53,777
So I'm just going to walk away,

649
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:57,290
and, when I come back,
we won't speak of this again.

650
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,305
What's with the third degree?

651
00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:11,884
She's not normal. None of them are.

652
00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:22,652
[in PT Waldo's voice]
Ready to come home yet?

653
00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,775
You're riding a child, Waldo?

654
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:28,150
You gave me a dispensation.

655
00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:29,860
Zan, your peers are acting out.

656
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:32,617
The PTs are angry. This can't continue.

657
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:34,039
You're just jealous.

658
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,162
Has it not yet occurred to you,
young Henry,

659
00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:39,711
that these people could be operating
as some kind of a high-level cult?

660
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,039
- Exactly.
- The code of silence.

661
00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:45,046
Vegetarianism. Arcane symbolism.

662
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,469
Shouldn't you be touring
a potato field or something?

663
00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:49,717
Zan, you're being childish.

664
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,512
I've been forbidden to even talk to you.

665
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:55,969
I bet they participate
in some bizarre sex rituals.

666
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:57,395
No.

667
00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:59,313
- How do you know that?
- I just...

668
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,766
I don't see it happening.

669
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:03,694
- Well, it's a global phenomenon.
- What is?

670
00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:06,817
Cults, brainwashing, suicide pacts.

671
00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:09,069
[PT Waldo] Do you want me
to Exit without you?

672
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,197
Because I can do it like that.

673
00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:12,778
I don't care what you do!

674
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,744
[boy's mother scolding indistinctly]

675
00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:24,214
I only have 22 hours left.
I now wish to see the punk.

676
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,632
All right.

677
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,220
Fucking hell.

678
00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,173
- [punk music playing]
- [ducks quacking]

679
00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:36,343
What are they saying?

680
00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:38,679
[Enn] What? That's where we're going.

681
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,195
[bells ringing]

682
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:54,072
What?

683
00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:57,156
[Boadicea] That's it.
Give me more, give me more.

684
00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:12,550
Boadicea, meet Enn.

685
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:18,052
He's got something
very important to tell you.

686
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,021
[Enn] Hiya.

687
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,560
I hope we're not interrupting your work.

688
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:30,905
Uh, I thought you might want
to see our fanzine.

689
00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:42,826
- I've seen you at the gigs, haven't I?
- Yeah.

690
00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:49,337
Jumping around, falling over.
Looking like a fucking idiot.

691
00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:50,713
Oh! [chuckles]

692
00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:53,420
What you laughing at?
You're Flash Harry, right?

693
00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:57,553
Shiny on the outside,
gaping hole within.

694
00:48:57,643 --> 00:49:00,681
And this one, you're a social liability.

695
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,479
- [laughs]
- Not funny.

696
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,906
Why'd you do that?

697
00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:19,779
Are you the Parent-Teacher here?

698
00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,288
[chuckles]

699
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,538
That's me. Come here.

700
00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:48,141
[whispers] Would you like
to take a look around?

701
00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:58,285
Piss off! Come on.

702
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:02,239
You need to control your girl, Enn.

703
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,117
[John] <i>It sounded sort of Krautrock-y.</i>

704
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:06,668
[DJ Des] So like Faust?

705
00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:09,713
- Similar, but more intense.
- Like Neu?

706
00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:12,165
No, no, no. It was like...
It had choral undertones,

707
00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:13,966
like a million whales being strangled.

708
00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,461
- Pere Ubu?
- Maybe.

709
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:19,172
All right, then. All right.
Wait two minutes,

710
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,474
and I swear I'm gonna find
something for you.

711
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,347
- All right, bless, brother.
- Bless.

712
00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,184
[John] Maybe cults don't record
their own music.

713
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:31,526
Although Charlie Manson had
a couple of boss tunes.

714
00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:34,025
I think she's trying to leave the cult.

715
00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:37,607
Exit. People exit cults.

716
00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:40,068
Or they're extracted by a deprogrammer.

717
00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:42,324
What, like kidnapping?

718
00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,369
Extraction.

719
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,001
Bo-diss...

720
00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:50,955
[Boadicea, chuckling] No.
Bo-di-cee-a. Boadicea.

721
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,631
- Boadicea.
- That's it.

722
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:55,549
Haven't you heard of her?

723
00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:59,846
She was the Celtic queen
who ran the Romans out of London.

724
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:04,138
The first punk.

725
00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:07,471
The first punk was a she.

726
00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:11,016
What is punk, Boadicea?

727
00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,738
It's just the fag end of the blues, dear.

728
00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:22,282
You know, a year ago,
I had Johnny Rotten kipping right there.

729
00:51:22,371 --> 00:51:26,411
Next time I saw him, he didn't even
know me, the fucking Frampton.

730
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:30,790
Siouxsie Sioux, Dee Dee Ramone,
Ari Up from The Slits.

731
00:51:30,879 --> 00:51:33,496
I knew all of them in the day,

732
00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:37,460
which was only
a few months ago, really.

733
00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:40,011
Sellouts now, of course.

734
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,759
I worked with Vivienne Westwood

735
00:51:41,849 --> 00:51:44,887
till she fired me for improving
on one of her gowns.

736
00:51:44,977 --> 00:51:47,845
Green is not a good color
on her, let me tell you.

737
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:49,270
[chuckles]

738
00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:52,019
Yeah, they pose as mentors,
but they suck your blood

739
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,102
because they know that
their days are numbered.

740
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,446
Hmm.

741
00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:04,115
Your skin is like milk.

742
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,875
Anyway, the fucking point
is to smash the oppressor,

743
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,749
tell the truth, be an original,
blah, blah, blah...

744
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:15,421
I'm boring myself now.

745
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:17,715
"Every breath is an original."

746
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,963
That's a motto from my group.

747
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,886
What? Are you a singer then?

748
00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,390
I've been many things.

749
00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:28,225
I've even been a star.

750
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,313
Really?

751
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,564
I once harmonized with a brown dwarf.

752
00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,905
A Brown Dwarf?

753
00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:47,745
Didn't they open for The Shits?

754
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:57,247
[punk music playing]

755
00:52:58,258 --> 00:52:59,339
[indistinct chatter]

756
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:04,925
Fuck off!

757
00:53:07,935 --> 00:53:09,597
Quiet.

758
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:12,395
Quiet down, you cruds. Shut it!

759
00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:16,270
Tonight, I am delighted to announce

760
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,944
that The Dyschords will be
welcoming a guest singer.

761
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:21,146
[crowd murmuring]

762
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,947
Who will be also modeling...

763
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,696
- Where's Slap?
- Shut your gaping gob!

764
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,618
He's on probation!

765
00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:30,072
So, tonight, I introduce to you

766
00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:32,452
the erstwhile frontwoman

767
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,502
for legendary American cult collective

768
00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:37,704
A Brown Dwarf.

769
00:53:37,798 --> 00:53:39,039
[crowd scoffing]

770
00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:44,636
Let's make some noise for...

771
00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:48,215
- Zandra!
- [scattered cheering]

772
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:50,558
[scattered applause]

773
00:53:52,688 --> 00:53:54,475
- I don't know any songs.
- You just make it up.

774
00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:57,057
Just sing about something that you know.

775
00:53:57,151 --> 00:53:58,517
Enough of this hippie shit.

776
00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:00,769
Get up there.

777
00:54:00,863 --> 00:54:03,981
All right. Zandra!

778
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:06,066
[crowd cheering]

779
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,959
This is, um, this is
the history of my people.

780
00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:18,707
- [crowd snickering]
- [guy] The Mayflower!

781
00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:26,720
<i>♪ Six is the number
of the Body Celestial ♪</i>

782
00:54:27,723 --> 00:54:28,839
[laughing]

783
00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:29,922
Shut the fuck up.

784
00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:35,221
<i>♪ Six are the holy names ♪</i>

785
00:54:35,314 --> 00:54:36,805
[crowd grumbling]

786
00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:38,481
You need to shout it a bit more.

787
00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:40,058
[drummer playing beat]

788
00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:45,898
[loudly] <i>♪ Six are the Colonies ♪</i>

789
00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:52,075
<i>♪ And six their Parent-Teachers ♪</i>

790
00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:55,949
[Slap] Oi, that's my mic,
you Yankee bitch!

791
00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:57,705
- Shut the fuck up, Slap!
- [shouts indistinctly]

792
00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:00,544
She's only a bloody tourist.

793
00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:05,964
I am not a tourist!

794
00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:08,045
[music intensifying]

795
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:11,173
<i>♪ They suckled us ♪</i>

796
00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:14,225
<i>♪ Like babes in a crèche ♪</i>

797
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,597
[Zan vocalizing]

798
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,977
<i>♪ Until Eating Time ♪</i>

799
00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:25,062
<i>♪ Where they tear our flesh ♪</i>

800
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,865
<i>♪ They ate us alive
like the Titans ate the gods ♪</i>

801
00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:33,195
<i>♪ They ate us alive
like the punks ate the mods ♪</i>

802
00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:36,247
[both]
<i>♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! ♪</i>

803
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:40,289
<i>♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! ♪</i>

804
00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:44,289
<i>♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! ♪</i>

805
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:50,136
<i>♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! ♪</i>

806
00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:51,713
<i>♪ Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! ♪</i>

807
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:53,594
[crowd cheering]

808
00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:00,222
<i>♪ They took their children's flesh ♪</i>

809
00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:01,977
Come on, you pricks!

810
00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,104
<i>♪ And wore it like a robe ♪</i>

811
00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:06,690
<i>♪ Abducted my body ♪</i>

812
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:12,025
<i>♪ And fucked me with a probe ♪</i>

813
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:16,530
<i>♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy ♪</i>

814
00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,783
<i>♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy ♪</i>

815
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:21,288
I love it! I love it!

816
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,371
<i>♪ Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy ♪</i>

817
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:29,342
<i>♪ Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy ♪</i>

818
00:56:29,428 --> 00:56:31,215
<i>♪ The Sun grips the Earth ♪</i>

819
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,591
<i>♪ Takes a bite ♪</i>

820
00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:35,674
<i>♪ Spits the Moon into the sky ♪</i>

821
00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:38,472
<i>♪ We sink our teeth into the ground ♪</i>

822
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,144
<i>♪ And suck it dry ♪</i>

823
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:43,814
<i>♪ Shit the world a fat goodbye ♪</i>

824
00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:48,900
<i>♪ But man can't live by man alone ♪</i>

825
00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:51,697
<i>♪ The fate of a cannibal people ♪</i>

826
00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:56,368
<i>♪ Is one of tooth and bone ♪</i>

827
00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:01,203
[both] ♪ <i>Tooth and bone ♪</i>

828
00:57:01,293 --> 00:57:02,454
<i>♪ Eat me, Mummy, Mummy ♪</i>

829
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,126
<i>♪ Eat me, Daddy, Daddy ♪</i>

830
00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:06,249
<i>♪ Eat me, Mummy, Mummy
Eat me, Daddy, Daddy ♪</i>

831
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,751
[all cheering]

832
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,091
[psychedelic music playing]

833
00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:31,695
<i>♪ Tooth and bone ♪</i>

834
00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:36,777
<i>♪ Please, God, don't leave me alone ♪</i>

835
00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,370
[both] <i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

836
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:41,038
<i>♪ Ha ♪</i>

837
00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:43,537
<i>♪ La ♪</i>

838
00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:47,712
<i>♪ I'm here, I see you ♪</i>

839
00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:53,715
<i>♪ Let me inside, I'll never leave you ♪</i>

840
00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:55,215
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

841
00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:57,217
<i>♪ Ha ♪</i>

842
00:57:57,307 --> 00:58:00,175
<i>♪ La ♪</i>

843
00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:02,555
<i>♪ Let me be your virus,
let me be your virus ♪</i>

844
00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:06,890
<i>♪ Let me be your virus,
let me be your virus ♪</i>

845
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:33,588
<i>♪ And in the end ♪</i>

846
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:37,546
<i>♪ The love you take ♪</i>

847
00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:41,508
<i>♪ Is equal to ♪</i>

848
00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:44,093
<i>♪ The love, the love,
the love, the love ♪</i>

849
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:46,019
<i>♪ The love, the love, the love, the love ♪</i>

850
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:51,522
<i>♪ You ate. ♪</i>

851
00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:00,860
[Zan panting]

852
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:20,464
[yelling]

853
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,843
[crowd cheering]

854
00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:30,439
[Boadicea] Yes!

855
00:59:30,525 --> 00:59:33,313
Move back! Move back!
Everyone, move back.

856
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:34,769
Go back there.

857
00:59:34,863 --> 00:59:38,072
- This is a moment!
- [crowd cheering]

858
00:59:38,158 --> 00:59:40,571
I made this happen!

859
00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:44,154
Get Vivienne on the phone!
Get her on the phone now!

860
00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:45,658
[music playing]

861
00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:51,123
- Did you see what I saw?
- Yes!

862
00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:53,580
Somebody must've dosed us.

863
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:56,336
- [music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]

864
01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:14,274
- How did we know what to sing?
- [chuckles]

865
01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:16,148
Something mad about an Eating Time.

866
01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:17,945
But that's real.
That's the end of our journey.

867
01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:20,489
- How did you know about that?
- I don't know.

868
01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:22,783
What do you mean
by "the end of our journey"?

869
01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:26,996
Tomorrow we Exit, which is
followed by the Eating.

870
01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:29,824
What is the Eating?

871
01:00:30,836 --> 01:00:32,498
The Parent-Teachers
eat their children.

872
01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:33,953
I don't know, it's supposed to feel good.

873
01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:36,334
It's how we sustain the species.

874
01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,671
What?

875
01:00:39,761 --> 01:00:41,172
[laughing]

876
01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:44,842
Stay here!

877
01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:46,765
Don't move!

878
01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,136
[crowd shouting]

879
01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:52,304
John!

880
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,107
I think they're planning a mass suicide.

881
01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:58,402
Amazing. The time is now, comrade.

882
01:00:58,488 --> 01:00:59,899
Do what must be done.

883
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,569
[DJ Des] John, I found some krautrock.

884
01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:05,197
- [krautrock music playing]
- [crowd cheering]

885
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,120
[John laughing]

886
01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:11,244
- Do you hear that?
- This is what I was talking to you about!

887
01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:13,246
[Spinning Jenny laughing]

888
01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:24,300
[Spinning Jenny moaning]

889
01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:32,803
[bones cracking]

890
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,611
[moaning continues]

891
01:01:48,163 --> 01:01:50,120
[Spinning Jenny squealing]

892
01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:56,244
[Spinning Jenny moaning loudly]

893
01:01:57,297 --> 01:02:00,381
That was amazing, Zan.

894
01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:02,504
Where did you learn that song?

895
01:02:02,594 --> 01:02:04,335
Something happened to you
on that stage,

896
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,762
something that has
never happened before.

897
01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:08,259
Does Waldo know you're here?

898
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:10,467
You've been shunned.

899
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:11,971
- [Wainswain laughs]
- What does that mean?

900
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:15,772
Zan, what you sang about the Eating,
you made it sound frightening.

901
01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:16,847
[PT Wain] Wainswain!

902
01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:19,145
Multiple violations!

903
01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:21,102
[Spinning Jenny moaning loudly]

904
01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:31,780
Unauthorized manual permeation?

905
01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:35,374
[Spinning Jenny gasping]

906
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:39,121
Bad Stellas.

907
01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:43,048
[exhales]

908
01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:46,298
Oh, the things I'm going
to do to you for this.

909
01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:50,840
You're in extreme danger
of being left behind.

910
01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,800
We have to leave now.

911
01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:54,226
I feel alive.

912
01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:56,471
I feel opened.

913
01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,472
Zan.

914
01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,150
- Get away from her!
- Leave him alone!

915
01:03:02,153 --> 01:03:05,442
Everyone just leave everyone alone!

916
01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:07,068
[Zan screaming]

917
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:09,821
[The Dyschord's "Communion" playing]

918
01:03:24,592 --> 01:03:26,675
[crowd singing along]

919
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:37,269
[cheering]

920
01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:48,572
[crowd] Ugh!

921
01:03:50,618 --> 01:03:51,950
[laughing]

922
01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:01,118
Enn?

923
01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:03,378
Enn.

924
01:04:07,052 --> 01:04:08,293
Enn!

925
01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:13,469
[Zan panting]

926
01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:30,990
Congratulations are in order, my dear.

927
01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:36,824
You are with child.

928
01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:57,515
[Zan breathes shakily]

929
01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,352
[splashes]

930
01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:16,276
Fuck!

931
01:05:33,888 --> 01:05:36,791
[eerie music playing]

932
01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,618
[PT Wain] She's a menace.

933
01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:01,914
I move for the immediate eradication
of the deviant child.

934
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,457
- No!
- I call a vote.

935
01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:05,660
[PT Bob] We don't have a quorum to vote.

936
01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:06,994
Where is Stella?

937
01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:11,090
- Welcome, Stella.
- Thank you, Stella.

938
01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:16,258
You know, Daddy
doesn't get out very much.

939
01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:19,090
Only for special occasions.

940
01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:21,801
[PT Stella] Stella, you know
there are consequences

941
01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:25,184
when you interact with locals
without permission

942
01:06:25,273 --> 01:06:28,232
and it can't wait until after Exit.

943
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,776
Will it feel like
the supernova manifestation?

944
01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:34,692
Stella, will you do the honors?

945
01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:36,774
Certainly, Stella.

946
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,203
[eerie music playing]

947
01:06:41,289 --> 01:06:43,702
- [jaw cracking]
- [male Stella groaning]

948
01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:46,742
[Stellas gasping]

949
01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,538
[groaning]

950
01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:52,919
Isn't that the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?

951
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,671
- [male Stella mumbling]
- Come.

952
01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,252
Come, my pretty.

953
01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:58,429
In you go.

954
01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:00,889
No...

955
01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:03,183
- No, I...
- [male Stella protesting]

956
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:04,726
I don't wanna go.

957
01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:07,270
No! No! [screaming]

958
01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,815
- [bone cracking]
- [all screaming]

959
01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:20,196
Enn!

960
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,652
[screaming continues]

961
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:27,995
[gasping]

962
01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:31,370
[panting]

963
01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:39,920
[coughing]

964
01:07:59,659 --> 01:08:01,400
[John] The Kronos Syndrome.

965
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:03,869
Who?

966
01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:06,288
Cannibal incest, comrades.

967
01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:07,990
This is a higher level of cult.

968
01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,666
We need to get
the authorities involved.

969
01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:11,459
No. It'll be a bloodbath.

970
01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:12,787
[scoffs] Fine by me.

971
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,496
Kill em all. Let Satan sort 'em out.

972
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,457
Look, I don't know happened
to you in there, Vic,

973
01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:19,464
but if they took your balls
too, you can leave now.

974
01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:23,638
I've got my balls.

975
01:08:23,725 --> 01:08:25,432
How did you find out all this info again?

976
01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:27,885
I saw it through their fucking window!

977
01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:30,187
Now, are you lot with me?

978
01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:31,809
Yeah, course we are, Enn.

979
01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:35,150
Yeah, mate.

980
01:08:35,236 --> 01:08:36,226
Right.

981
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:39,696
We'll need backup.

982
01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:41,398
[both laughing]

983
01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:43,154
It's not a joke.

984
01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:45,782
She's part of an American
cannibalistic cult.

985
01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:48,910
- [continue laughing]
- They eat their young.

986
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,960
Enn, all species eat their young.

987
01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,628
- Boadicea, I need your help.
- [Boadicea laughs]

988
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:56,250
- Fuck off.
- I can't do this...

989
01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:57,582
Come here. Come here.

990
01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:05,802
- [glass shatters]
- Your skin...

991
01:09:05,892 --> 01:09:09,977
Yes, your skin is like cheese. [sniffs]

992
01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:12,055
[whispering] Like a fine Stilton.

993
01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:15,691
- What, do I repel you?
- No, but...

994
01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:18,190
When I was your age, I was pretty.

995
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:20,896
- Zan needs your help, and I...
- Let me tell you something.

996
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:26,202
I have had 12 abortions
and nothing to show for it.

997
01:09:26,287 --> 01:09:31,453
How did I end up in this fucking Croydon
at the fag-end of my fertility!

998
01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:34,626
But you're the closest thing
to a mum that Zan's ever had.

999
01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:36,294
- [Boadicea screams]
- You chose her.

1000
01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:40,298
She was chosen.

1001
01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:49,550
♪♪

1002
01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:26,678
[PT Waldo] <i>It's hard to be a parent.</i>

1003
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:32,059
You must relinquish all other attachments.

1004
01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:34,762
You will raise them, teach them...

1005
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,307
and then you will let them go.

1006
01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:42,443
I wish to stay.

1007
01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:45,523
I'm not sure they could be born here.

1008
01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:48,613
We are made of different stuff.

1009
01:10:50,455 --> 01:10:54,540
Zan, listen carefully.

1010
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,708
Our people are dying.

1011
01:10:58,045 --> 01:11:02,380
We give birth to fewer
and fewer each cycle.

1012
01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:09,631
But your children are a sign that there's
a different way for our people.

1013
01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:14,598
- What way?
- I have a plan.

1014
01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:16,269
We must play along

1015
01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:17,812
- until I can implement it.
- [doorbell ringing]

1016
01:11:19,066 --> 01:11:20,557
[sighs]

1017
01:11:23,821 --> 01:11:25,232
Yes?

1018
01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:28,282
- Asbestos check.
- The hidden killer in your home.

1019
01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:31,493
This is not our home.

1020
01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:33,946
Mandatory check.
Government regulations.

1021
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,281
Won't take a minute.

1022
01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:38,166
Shh.

1023
01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:41,165
- Do you have identification?
- Certainly.

1024
01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,506
- [groans]
- We're in!

1025
01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:49,633
- [all yelling]
- [Dyslexic Cnuts' "Extraction" playing]

1026
01:11:56,854 --> 01:11:57,844
Perimeter breach!

1027
01:11:57,939 --> 01:11:58,929
[ululating]

1028
01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:05,106
[yelling stops]

1029
01:12:16,457 --> 01:12:17,868
[groans]

1030
01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:24,125
[all groaning]

1031
01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:26,498
Onward!

1032
01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,128
[punks yelling]

1033
01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:31,170
- Let's split up.
- Oh, I don't know...

1034
01:12:31,264 --> 01:12:32,550
No. We'll find her faster that way.

1035
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,347
- Shout if you see her.
- Fuck.

1036
01:12:38,646 --> 01:12:40,353
- What the fuck?
- Keep looking.

1037
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:41,429
Oh, shit.

1038
01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,060
- Any luck?
- Nothing.

1039
01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:45,142
- No. Can't find her.
- Bollocks.

1040
01:12:47,655 --> 01:12:49,112
- [Blue Colony screeching]
- Oh, shit!

1041
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:52,111
- [punks groaning]
- [screeching continues]

1042
01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,410
[banging on door]

1043
01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:02,617
- Zan!
- [gasps]

1044
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:03,873
- You must stay quiet.
- Zan!

1045
01:13:03,963 --> 01:13:06,205
If they find us, they'll kill us all.

1046
01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:07,506
Enn would never let that happen.

1047
01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:10,426
- [Blue Colony screeching]
- [punks groaning]

1048
01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:12,465
[The Dyschords' "Single" playing]

1049
01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,888
Good thing you can just swallow us up.

1050
01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:17,307
You sprang from our loins.

1051
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:20,477
We are England!

1052
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:21,679
[all yelling]

1053
01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:35,113
Oi, them's the ones
what stole my arse-cherry!

1054
01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:36,693
I was saving that.

1055
01:13:36,787 --> 01:13:38,323
Oh, really?

1056
01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:43,951
[Blond Stella] Victor.

1057
01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:46,037
[both] We've been waiting for you.

1058
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:47,462
["Single" continues playing]

1059
01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:02,218
[music stops]

1060
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,147
- [breathing heavily]
- [eerie music playing]

1061
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:26,285
[breathing shakily]

1062
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,012
Gotcha.

1063
01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:41,099
[laughing]

1064
01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:45,012
What, you-you, uh, you can't be ridden?

1065
01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:49,767
I gave that up ages ago, dear.

1066
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:53,103
Herpes and sprogs. [chuckles]

1067
01:14:53,197 --> 01:14:55,109
- Sprogs?
- Kids.

1068
01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:56,189
[gasps]

1069
01:14:56,283 --> 01:14:58,741
Sex is over. Haven't you heard?

1070
01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:01,619
Tear it all down.

1071
01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:05,699
Evolve or die, love.

1072
01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:11,873
<i>Evolve or die.</i>

1073
01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:22,675
It's been a long day.

1074
01:15:23,686 --> 01:15:24,927
Drink?

1075
01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,892
<i>I could do something with you...</i>

1076
01:15:36,615 --> 01:15:38,732
you might have a future.

1077
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:41,693
Tea break!

1078
01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:44,279
[punks cheering]

1079
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:48,034
Fucking fancy, comrades.

1080
01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:50,452
[PT First] The outcome
of this assault is in doubt.

1081
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:54,460
Zan must be dealt with, without delay.

1082
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,586
Come, my dear.

1083
01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:57,292
You will harm no child of mine.

1084
01:15:58,304 --> 01:16:00,216
You're not permitted to touch me.

1085
01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:02,589
I created you.

1086
01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:05,517
Well, you curated us, really.

1087
01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:08,767
And now I will save us all.

1088
01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,649
[Celia] Fourth Colony manifests...

1089
01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:18,731
[Fourth Colonists] Individuality!

1090
01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:25,404
Zan!

1091
01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:29,119
[PT Stella] We feast...

1092
01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:32,453
[sighs] We feast a lot on-on children.

1093
01:16:33,464 --> 01:16:34,830
[clicks tongue]

1094
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,506
And I'd say, you know, it fills me up.

1095
01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:40,051
It fills me up, good and proper,
but then I get lonely after that.

1096
01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,503
What's going on?

1097
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,931
I feel deeply, deep hole,
deep hole inside...

1098
01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:46,474
What's going on?

1099
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:48,847
- What <i>is</i> going on?
- [Enn] Where the hell is Zan?

1100
01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:51,430
I don't know. Uh, try through there.

1101
01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:53,231
[Boadicea] Try through there.

1102
01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:54,899
Whoa!

1103
01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:57,068
[choking]

1104
01:16:58,072 --> 01:16:59,529
Zan!

1105
01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:00,605
Enn!

1106
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,780
[gasps] I call a General Synod.

1107
01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:08,830
I have that right, once an eon.

1108
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:11,749
[PT Waldo breathes heavily]

1109
01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:16,087
Prepare for Wide-Radius
Counterruption.

1110
01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:21,588
[high-pitched frequency whining]

1111
01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:25,180
[indistinct chattering]

1112
01:17:26,851 --> 01:17:28,763
[whining stops]

1113
01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:30,760
Ugh.

1114
01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:36,983
[exhales]

1115
01:17:43,701 --> 01:17:45,283
Waldo, you dare call a Synod?

1116
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:48,237
Oh, Wain, why do you
always have to shout?

1117
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:49,821
PT, you are compromised.

1118
01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:51,247
Ooh. Level One Violation!

1119
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:52,665
- [blows raspberry]
- [glass shatters]

1120
01:17:54,211 --> 01:17:57,204
PT First, the humans
are neutralized. I recomm...

1121
01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:01,750
I told you he was different.

1122
01:18:03,721 --> 01:18:04,802
I'm an artist.

1123
01:18:04,889 --> 01:18:07,597
Brothers and sisters, I move to amend
the Celestial Charter.

1124
01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:10,551
I propose the elimination of the Eating.

1125
01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:12,681
[all murmuring]

1126
01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:15,605
[PT Wain] Don't be ridiculous!
The Eating is what keeps us alive.

1127
01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:16,852
What about the children?

1128
01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:18,649
[PT Wain] Their experiences
will go to waste.

1129
01:18:18,736 --> 01:18:22,730
They will live out their natural cycles,
nourished by their own experiences.

1130
01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:24,689
What, and they all get to breed?

1131
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,524
Where does it end? Factionalism?

1132
01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:28,110
War? Environmental collapse?

1133
01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,366
The answer is yes.

1134
01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:35,208
Each of your peoples met apocalypse.

1135
01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:36,956
Have you forgotten?

1136
01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:43,171
Each of you were convinced
you were the only species in the universe.

1137
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:45,297
Maddened by the arrogance of solitude,

1138
01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:47,629
you gorged on your worlds' resources.

1139
01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:51,637
You grew fat as your planets shriveled.

1140
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,138
You eat when you're lonely.

1141
01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:57,640
And now, our numbers dwindle,

1142
01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:01,568
for holy attrition was always
at the secret heart of my design.

1143
01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:04,653
We shall diminish.

1144
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:10,281
And we shall do it with grace
and compassion.

1145
01:19:10,371 --> 01:19:12,328
The parents will consume the children,

1146
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:14,781
and then I will consume the parents,

1147
01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:16,457
until at last...

1148
01:19:17,461 --> 01:19:22,252
I, alone, will turn upon myself and eat.

1149
01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:26,502
No more knowledge
in the meat to distract us.

1150
01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:30,589
Only the freedom of silence.

1151
01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:33,266
And the universe

1152
01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:37,847
breathes a sigh of perfect relief.

1153
01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:40,940
[Enn] Bollocks!

1154
01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:44,064
I don't know what the bloody hell
you're on about

1155
01:19:44,154 --> 01:19:46,646
with your Swedish suicide complex,

1156
01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:49,073
but you can't just come
down here and insult us.

1157
01:19:49,159 --> 01:19:50,240
- Silence!
- Now we may

1158
01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:54,321
have cocked this planet up royally,
but at least we're fucking alive.

1159
01:19:54,415 --> 01:19:57,123
We like to eat, we like to shit,
we like to dance.

1160
01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:58,666
We like to fall in love.

1161
01:19:58,752 --> 01:20:02,086
And we try and fix
what our parents fucked up.

1162
01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:03,788
But you!

1163
01:20:03,882 --> 01:20:06,249
What kind of parents are <i>you</i>?

1164
01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:08,926
I mean, even the most pathetic
poser of a punk,

1165
01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:12,632
who'll end his days wanking
on the wall of his padded tree house,

1166
01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:15,684
at least he had a dad who'd rather
leave him in a ditch

1167
01:20:15,769 --> 01:20:18,386
than stick around and eat him alive!

1168
01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:26,023
[PT Wain] Enough of this.

1169
01:20:26,113 --> 01:20:28,901
Let us proceed to the gratuitous vote.

1170
01:20:28,991 --> 01:20:31,984
All those in favor
of retaining the Eating?

1171
01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:36,533
Bob?

1172
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,159
- I vote to abolish.
- [PT Wain scoffs]

1173
01:20:40,252 --> 01:20:42,084
- Predictable.
- Fuck you, Wain.

1174
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:43,457
Fuck you for millennia.

1175
01:20:43,547 --> 01:20:45,755
- Stella?
- What?

1176
01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:48,504
Do you vote to retain the sacred ritual?

1177
01:20:54,224 --> 01:20:55,340
Yeah, what the hell.

1178
01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:59,018
The little shits taste staler every cycle.

1179
01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:00,640
[sighs]

1180
01:21:00,731 --> 01:21:02,142
I vote to abolish.

1181
01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:06,184
Evolve or die.

1182
01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,611
That is nonetheless a deadlock.

1183
01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:10,939
- No change is possible.
- There is one more vote.

1184
01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:16,619
Zan is a mother
with children growing within.

1185
01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:18,822
That qualifies her as a Parent-Teacher.

1186
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,579
She is entitled to full voting powers.

1187
01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:25,207
[PT Wain] Uh-uh. Contamination
is not conception.

1188
01:21:25,297 --> 01:21:27,505
PT First, I beg you to adjudicate.

1189
01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:28,798
You're pregnant?

1190
01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:32,089
- [PT Wain] PT First.
- But...

1191
01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:35,471
They're ours.

1192
01:21:36,809 --> 01:21:39,051
[PT First] Waldo's logic is sound.

1193
01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:42,308
Zan's would be the deciding vote.

1194
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:46,062
But to cast her vote, she must give birth.

1195
01:21:46,151 --> 01:21:49,315
To give birth, she must Exit.

1196
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:53,820
Her brood cannot be born
in this manifestation.

1197
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:59,655
Zan, your decision is between
this world and our own.

1198
01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:02,661
But if you Exit, you cannot return.

1199
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,743
You must choose.

1200
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:09,084
[crying]

1201
01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:20,766
Stop her!

1202
01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:23,598
Stop him!

1203
01:22:23,689 --> 01:22:25,601
Get off me!

1204
01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:27,603
- PT First...
- Shut up, Wain.

1205
01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:31,152
Zan will either become
a Parent-Teacher or she will not.

1206
01:22:31,238 --> 01:22:32,228
Release him.

1207
01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:39,569
We Exit in three hours.

1208
01:22:39,663 --> 01:22:41,530
Make your preparations.

1209
01:22:44,334 --> 01:22:45,666
John!

1210
01:22:46,670 --> 01:22:48,627
John!

1211
01:22:48,714 --> 01:22:51,297
John, mate! John! John!

1212
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:00,051
Zan!

1213
01:23:11,111 --> 01:23:13,103
♪♪

1214
01:24:20,597 --> 01:24:22,554
It's a good world.

1215
01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:29,809
I thought it would be bigger...

1216
01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:33,149
and cleaner...

1217
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:38,609
and more colorful somehow.

1218
01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:41,616
But...

1219
01:24:43,537 --> 01:24:45,244
still...

1220
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:46,992
It's a jewel.

1221
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,458
Then stay.

1222
01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:57,920
I could be their father.

1223
01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:02,299
I could.

1224
01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:06,424
I don't think
that they could be born here.

1225
01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:17,109
My brothers and sisters will die,

1226
01:25:17,195 --> 01:25:19,528
and I can stop it.

1227
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:24,283
Maybe I can stop it forever.

1228
01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:26,361
♪♪

1229
01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:44,921
Spirit, mind,

1230
01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:49,430
voice, will, sex, strength.

1231
01:25:49,519 --> 01:25:52,512
- Six colonies...
- Seven.

1232
01:25:54,024 --> 01:25:55,765
Is that my ring?

1233
01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:04,903
It's the heart.

1234
01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:08,073
The interchange.

1235
01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:11,535
The way in and the way out...

1236
01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:15,084
to what is beyond.

1237
01:26:18,256 --> 01:26:19,713
Love.

1238
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:23,251
[tinkling]

1239
01:26:25,681 --> 01:26:27,547
I can hear them.

1240
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:32,927
Our children are singing.

1241
01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:37,727
Don't go.

1242
01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:18,973
[Zan breathing heavily]

1243
01:27:52,434 --> 01:27:53,800
- No!
- [gasps]

1244
01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:56,181
What are you doing?

1245
01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:59,897
No, no, no...

1246
01:27:59,983 --> 01:28:01,394
Shh...

1247
01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:11,192
[sighs]

1248
01:28:14,998 --> 01:28:16,830
[crying]

1249
01:28:23,673 --> 01:28:26,006
I love you.

1250
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,801
[grunts]

1251
01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:37,553
No! [gasps]

1252
01:28:38,647 --> 01:28:41,515
[sobbing]

1253
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:50,072
No!

1254
01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:53,238
No, no, no!

1255
01:29:13,473 --> 01:29:15,385
♪♪

1256
01:29:54,931 --> 01:29:58,140
[Amber Martin's "Bermuda" playing]

1257
01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:36,045
[John] So, Enn.

1258
01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:38,096
What do you think happened to your lady?

1259
01:30:40,101 --> 01:30:42,468
She must've gone on with the others.

1260
01:30:45,815 --> 01:30:47,852
They didn't even say goodbye.

1261
01:30:52,030 --> 01:30:53,521
She'll be all right, mate.

1262
01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,194
She's a tough one.

1263
01:30:58,203 --> 01:31:01,913
Well, look, let us not forget the day.

1264
01:31:01,998 --> 01:31:02,988
- What?
- Tonight,

1265
01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:05,700
I take Tracey the Magnanimous
to the pictures.

1266
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,410
So I'm turning to you now,

1267
01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:10,121
as you're both men of fashion
and adventure.

1268
01:31:10,215 --> 01:31:11,831
Lay it on me.

1269
01:31:17,514 --> 01:31:20,222
You got to forget everything
you think you know.

1270
01:31:22,519 --> 01:31:29,232
Just... accept that you are nothing
but a worthless initiate at her altar.

1271
01:31:31,361 --> 01:31:33,318
That's how you build trust.

1272
01:31:35,573 --> 01:31:36,734
Right.

1273
01:31:41,079 --> 01:31:42,570
No great secret.

1274
01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:48,451
Just remember that you're you,
and she's her.

1275
01:31:48,545 --> 01:31:50,662
And together...

1276
01:31:51,923 --> 01:31:55,087
that'll be another thing.

1277
01:31:59,055 --> 01:32:01,593
Fat lot of good yous pair were. [scoffs]

1278
01:32:06,354 --> 01:32:08,471
It's all right, mate.

1279
01:32:08,565 --> 01:32:10,101
[grunts]

1280
01:32:11,109 --> 01:32:13,101
- [bell dings]
- [John sighs]

1281
01:32:14,446 --> 01:32:16,187
[John] All right then.

1282
01:32:16,281 --> 01:32:18,398
Ride on, you rotter.

1283
01:32:24,956 --> 01:32:28,791
[mellow music playing]

1284
01:33:33,024 --> 01:33:34,014
[indistinct chattering]

1285
01:33:34,109 --> 01:33:36,772
[Martin Tomlinson and Bryan Weller's
"Nobody's baby" playing throughout]

1286
01:33:43,326 --> 01:33:44,908
- [Enn] Hiya.
- [Emily] Hi.

1287
01:33:44,994 --> 01:33:46,235
- How's it going?
- Very well, thank you.

1288
01:33:46,329 --> 01:33:47,911
Thanks so much for coming out.

1289
01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:50,535
- I adore your work.
- Thank you very much.

1290
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,332
- What's your name?
- Emily.

1291
01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:55,286
- Where have you come from?
- Um, East Sussex.

1292
01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:58,339
- Thanks for making that journey.
- [chuckles]

1293
01:33:58,424 --> 01:33:59,540
Lovely to meet you.

1294
01:33:59,634 --> 01:34:01,921
- Thank you, Tom, keep writing.
- Thank you.

1295
01:34:02,011 --> 01:34:04,298
Cheers. See you later.
See you guys.

1296
01:34:04,389 --> 01:34:06,597
Hello, how are you?

1297
01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:08,049
[Siouxsie] Very well, thank you.

1298
01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:10,510
- What's your name?
- It's for all of us.

1299
01:34:10,603 --> 01:34:12,265
[Dee Dee] We can only afford
the one copy.

1300
01:34:12,355 --> 01:34:13,891
[Ari Up] We've just moved here.

1301
01:34:14,899 --> 01:34:18,688
Okay, well, I can make it out
to all of you. What are your names?

1302
01:34:18,778 --> 01:34:20,610
Siouxsie. With an "X."

1303
01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:21,983
[chuckles]

1304
01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:24,030
- Dee Dee.
- [chuckles]

1305
01:34:25,034 --> 01:34:26,366
Ari Up.

1306
01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:30,904
Jonesy.

1307
01:34:36,254 --> 01:34:37,916
Enn.

1308
01:34:46,723 --> 01:34:49,056
She thought we should travel alone.

1309
01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:50,929
We think we'd like to stay.

1310
01:34:51,936 --> 01:34:53,768
We want to start a band.

1311
01:35:04,073 --> 01:35:05,735
[crying]

1312
01:35:19,255 --> 01:35:21,247
♪♪

1313
01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:04,749
[Mitski and Xiu Xiu
"Between The Breaths" playing]

1314
01:41:25,580 --> 01:41:27,572
[The Dyschords' "Fuck All" playing]

1315
01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:25,626
[Slap] <i>Shut the fuck up!</i>

1316
01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:31,184
[Boadicea] <i>That was terrible.
Do it again!</i>


