1 00:00:09,133 --> 00:00:11,552 What? A breakfast that size 2 00:00:11,844 --> 00:00:14,638 is meant for people who work in a field for 12 hours. 3 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:18,267 The rest of my day is open, so maybe that's what I'll do. 4 00:00:18,559 --> 00:00:22,730 Guys, Barefoot Pedaler is playing at the Wheelhouse. 5 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,857 Wow. A '90s hippie jam band. 6 00:00:25,149 --> 00:00:28,027 I'd rather listen to myself, being shot in the face. 7 00:00:28,318 --> 00:00:31,530 Max, we've had some awesome nights with the Pedalers. 8 00:00:31,822 --> 00:00:32,531 We had one of our first dates at a show. 9 00:00:33,574 --> 00:00:35,034 Yeah, we did. 10 00:00:35,325 --> 00:00:37,745 He was the only black guy there. I was like Rosa Parks, 11 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:39,872 except for something that didn't matter. 12 00:00:40,164 --> 00:00:41,874 We need to go to this Pedalers show. 13 00:00:42,166 --> 00:00:43,917 They haven't played in Chicago in years. 14 00:00:44,209 --> 00:00:44,543 I will attend ironically. 15 00:00:45,586 --> 00:00:47,296 It'd be great to see Tommy again. 16 00:00:47,588 --> 00:00:49,673 Here it comes. I'm telling you, here it comes. 17 00:00:49,965 --> 00:00:51,925 It was December '99. Here it is. 18 00:00:52,217 --> 00:00:53,927 And it was right after Pedaler got huge, 19 00:00:54,219 --> 00:00:56,305 but, like, before they got small again. 20 00:00:56,597 --> 00:00:58,724 He was the best electric fiddler in the world, 21 00:00:59,016 --> 00:01:01,852 and l... l was just a girl. 22 00:01:02,144 --> 00:01:04,855 We made love like warrior poets. 23 00:01:05,147 --> 00:01:07,149 How do you even do that? And then he invited me 24 00:01:07,441 --> 00:01:10,069 to tour with them, but I had an early morning psych final. 25 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,946 I got a B-minus and I'm still single. 26 00:01:13,238 --> 00:01:16,241 Ridiculously long story short, Penny was a groupie 27 00:01:16,533 --> 00:01:18,577 and now she may or may not have the herp. 28 00:01:18,869 --> 00:01:22,664 I was so not a groupie, okay? He was super into me. 29 00:01:22,956 --> 00:01:24,374 If you don't believe me, ask Alex. 30 00:01:24,666 --> 00:01:26,710 Who is not here. 31 00:01:27,002 --> 00:01:29,588 Wait, guys, did you not invite Alex because of me? 32 00:01:30,631 --> 00:01:31,715 - No. - Not at all. 33 00:01:32,007 --> 00:01:33,092 Mm-mm. - She's busy. 34 00:01:33,383 --> 00:01:35,427 Uh, we gotta go. Oh, we do. 35 00:01:35,719 --> 00:01:38,097 We do have to go. I haven't finished my coffee. 36 00:01:38,388 --> 00:01:39,932 Oh, it's okay, take it to go. 37 00:01:40,224 --> 00:01:43,811 Mm! Argh, I burned my mouth. 38 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:47,022 Guys, what's the rush? Aren't we gonna hang out? 39 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:49,441 Oh, we actually have to go to, um... 40 00:01:49,733 --> 00:01:51,443 My grandma's funeral. What? 41 00:01:51,735 --> 00:01:55,239 It's a new Tyler Perry movie. Yeah, yeah, hmm. 42 00:01:55,531 --> 00:01:57,741 See you guys later. See you, bye. 43 00:01:59,868 --> 00:02:01,161 Hey, guys. 44 00:02:01,453 --> 00:02:04,164 Hey, Alex. Ready for breakfast? 45 00:02:04,456 --> 00:02:06,250 Starving. Mm-hm. 46 00:02:21,098 --> 00:02:22,766 What? Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, 47 00:02:23,058 --> 00:02:24,893 Barefoot Pedaler's in town. We should go. 48 00:02:25,185 --> 00:02:27,229 Um... I can't that night. 49 00:02:27,521 --> 00:02:28,772 I haven't told you what night. 50 00:02:29,064 --> 00:02:30,816 You did. No. 51 00:02:31,108 --> 00:02:34,278 You did, yeah. I think I left my... My keys. 52 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:36,321 What's going on? Dave? 53 00:02:36,613 --> 00:02:38,115 Is this what's happening now? 54 00:02:38,407 --> 00:02:40,951 You rush me out because you have plans with Alex? 55 00:02:41,243 --> 00:02:43,745 No, what? No. What? 56 00:02:44,037 --> 00:02:46,540 No, ha, ha. What? No. You're in a loop, babe. 57 00:02:46,832 --> 00:02:50,377 I cannot believe you double-booked breakfast. 58 00:02:50,669 --> 00:02:53,046 Wait, what's going on? I don't know. 59 00:02:53,338 --> 00:02:54,381 I was just here with them. 60 00:02:54,673 --> 00:02:56,300 Nope. Yes. 61 00:02:56,592 --> 00:02:59,887 We haven't seen you. You're gonna Groundhog Day me? 62 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:02,014 You're scaring us. We haven't seen you. 63 00:03:02,306 --> 00:03:04,725 You double-booked breakfast to keep us apart? 64 00:03:05,017 --> 00:03:07,811 We had to. It has been brutal to hang out with you guys. 65 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:10,147 Maybe it has something to do with your wedding. 66 00:03:10,439 --> 00:03:11,982 No! 67 00:03:12,274 --> 00:03:15,485 Dave, I'm sorry. I can't do this. 68 00:03:18,614 --> 00:03:20,490 Okay. Whoo! 69 00:03:20,782 --> 00:03:24,912 I mean, it could be something else, but it's not. 70 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:29,458 Okay. That happened, but we are moving on. 71 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,501 Are you? Every time you're together, 72 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:34,880 it seems like anything can trigger a huge fight. 73 00:03:35,172 --> 00:03:38,508 So what are we doing tonight? Chinese food or pizza pizza? 74 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,719 Oh, Alex does not like Chinese food. 75 00:03:41,011 --> 00:03:42,471 What? I never said that. 76 00:03:42,763 --> 00:03:45,224 It's just we used to order cashew chicken all the time. 77 00:03:45,515 --> 00:03:47,976 Sorry if I got bored of cashew chicken. 78 00:03:48,268 --> 00:03:51,772 Really. Now you can have any kind of chicken you want. 79 00:03:52,064 --> 00:03:54,566 Sweet and sour chicken, lemon chicken, 80 00:03:54,858 --> 00:03:57,152 you can have any filthy chicken you pick up at a bar, 81 00:03:57,444 --> 00:03:59,321 or meet at the gym, because I'll tell you, 82 00:03:59,613 --> 00:04:02,908 you are never getting cashew chicken again. 83 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,369 I don't think he's talking about chicken. 84 00:04:05,661 --> 00:04:08,705 You are one of my oldest friends and you are my sister, 85 00:04:08,997 --> 00:04:10,249 and I love you both. 86 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:13,585 But it's just easier to do things separately. 87 00:04:13,877 --> 00:04:15,671 "Things?" So it's not just breakfast? 88 00:04:15,963 --> 00:04:18,090 Breakfast, dinners, drinks, movies. 89 00:04:18,382 --> 00:04:19,549 We had to rent The Road twice, 90 00:04:19,841 --> 00:04:21,635 and it is not that funny the second time. 91 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:24,137 So this is why you didn't wanna go to the concert 92 00:04:24,429 --> 00:04:25,847 because you were going with Dave. 93 00:04:26,139 --> 00:04:28,350 It's ridiculous. We're fine. 94 00:04:28,642 --> 00:04:29,810 Right, Dave? 95 00:04:30,102 --> 00:04:32,020 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 96 00:04:32,312 --> 00:04:33,397 In fact, we are so fine 97 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:36,316 I think we should go to the concert together. 98 00:04:36,608 --> 00:04:38,235 - Really? - Great idea. 99 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:40,862 - You guys cool with that? - Yes. 100 00:04:41,154 --> 00:04:42,948 Of course. Okay. Hey, cool. 101 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,449 This is gonna be awesome. 102 00:04:44,741 --> 00:04:46,868 This'll be terrible. They say they're fine, 103 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,037 and one small thing is gonna trigger them. 104 00:04:49,329 --> 00:04:51,123 They always try to get me to take sides. 105 00:04:51,415 --> 00:04:52,916 Let me ask you a question, Brad. 106 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:55,544 You think cashew chicken is boring, 107 00:04:55,836 --> 00:04:58,297 or do you think cashew chicken is a total catch 108 00:04:58,588 --> 00:05:01,633 any lady would be lucky enough to eat, and in fact, 109 00:05:01,925 --> 00:05:05,012 cashew chicken passed up on a lot of hot, smoking ass. 110 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:06,847 Oh, right. Because cashew chicken 111 00:05:07,139 --> 00:05:09,141 is a completely loyal chicken. 112 00:05:11,435 --> 00:05:12,853 I'm actually allergic to nuts. 113 00:05:13,145 --> 00:05:14,855 I don't want Dave and Alex there. 114 00:05:15,147 --> 00:05:17,566 Already gonna be crazy enough when I see Tommy again. 115 00:05:17,858 --> 00:05:20,193 Oh, my God. Our chemistry was explosive. 116 00:05:20,485 --> 00:05:22,112 It was like Whitney and Bobby. 117 00:05:22,404 --> 00:05:23,655 Eli Whitney and Justin Bobby? 118 00:05:23,947 --> 00:05:26,074 Also two people that mean nothing to each other. 119 00:05:26,366 --> 00:05:29,661 If I didn't mean anything, who's the song "Jenny" about? 120 00:05:29,953 --> 00:05:33,623 A girl named Jenny? No, "Jenny" is Penny. 121 00:05:33,915 --> 00:05:34,833 Think about it. Take the J, flip it, 122 00:05:35,876 --> 00:05:37,586 close the loop, what do you have? 123 00:05:37,878 --> 00:05:39,004 Lower-case B? No. 124 00:05:39,296 --> 00:05:41,423 A lower-case D? No, flip it the other way. 125 00:05:41,715 --> 00:05:43,008 Q. No, Penny. 126 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:45,093 Oh. 127 00:05:45,385 --> 00:05:47,763 This sucks. I mean, I just wanna go and party 128 00:05:48,055 --> 00:05:50,265 and not worry about babysitting Dave and Alex. 129 00:05:50,557 --> 00:05:51,892 I already have it in my phone, 130 00:05:52,184 --> 00:05:56,063 Friday night, 9 p.m. till "question mark" rage. 131 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:58,190 And I do not mean a small rage, I mean, 132 00:05:58,482 --> 00:06:02,027 like, Mardi Gras style rage, okay? Heh. 133 00:06:07,157 --> 00:06:09,326 "Let the good times roll." When Jane gets drunk, 134 00:06:09,618 --> 00:06:11,495 she turns into a Creole riverboat captain. 135 00:06:11,787 --> 00:06:14,831 Guarantee. No more True Blood for you. 136 00:06:15,123 --> 00:06:17,501 Jane's right. if they come, we're not gonna have fun. 137 00:06:17,793 --> 00:06:19,503 It'll turn into the Dave and Alex show. 138 00:06:19,795 --> 00:06:21,797 We know what to do. 139 00:06:22,089 --> 00:06:23,673 So Brad and Jane can't go to the show. 140 00:06:23,965 --> 00:06:26,385 Jane's throwing up because she's got food poisoning. 141 00:06:26,676 --> 00:06:29,221 Brad's throwing up because he can't see others throw up. 142 00:06:29,513 --> 00:06:31,223 It's a general puke spiral over there. 143 00:06:31,515 --> 00:06:33,934 Penny and Max called and said they can't come, either. 144 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:36,728 Penny got locked in a mall and Max found a baby. 145 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:40,273 What? Ridiculous. They can't even come up with good excuses. 146 00:06:40,565 --> 00:06:42,692 They just don't wanna see us. Yeah, this sucks. 147 00:06:42,984 --> 00:06:45,362 I really wanted to see the show. Yeah, me too. 148 00:06:45,654 --> 00:06:47,364 Maybe we should just go. 149 00:06:47,656 --> 00:06:49,032 Unless... No. 150 00:06:49,324 --> 00:06:51,868 Unless you don't wanna hang. No, let's totally go. 151 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,703 We should go on a road trip together. 152 00:06:53,995 --> 00:06:56,331 We could see every ballpark in America. 153 00:06:56,623 --> 00:06:59,000 Uh, why don't we just start with a concert? 154 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:00,502 Yeah, okay. 155 00:07:02,254 --> 00:07:04,131 Hey. Hey. 156 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,425 All right. Oh. Ha, ha. 157 00:07:06,716 --> 00:07:10,679 This isn't gonna be weird. No, gonna be totes normal. 158 00:07:10,971 --> 00:07:12,389 Except I just said "totes." 159 00:07:12,681 --> 00:07:14,182 Let's show what they're missing. 160 00:07:14,474 --> 00:07:15,517 Okay. Okay. 161 00:07:15,809 --> 00:07:17,644 Ready? Yeah. 162 00:07:17,936 --> 00:07:20,355 Nice. Wish we could see their faces when they get this. 163 00:07:20,647 --> 00:07:21,606 Yeah. 164 00:07:30,490 --> 00:07:34,077 Hey, guys. We just got your text. 165 00:07:36,329 --> 00:07:37,914 What's going on? 166 00:07:38,206 --> 00:07:39,958 First you lie to us and then you show up without us? 167 00:07:41,001 --> 00:07:42,461 I know this looks bad, 168 00:07:42,752 --> 00:07:44,629 but we didn't think you were gonna come. 169 00:07:44,921 --> 00:07:46,548 Dude, how is that a defense? 170 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,967 I can't believe you guys came together. 171 00:07:49,259 --> 00:07:50,719 Yeah, we did, because we're fine, 172 00:07:51,011 --> 00:07:52,762 like I told you a bajillion times. 173 00:07:53,054 --> 00:07:54,931 You do know that that's not a real number? 174 00:07:55,223 --> 00:07:56,224 Because you use it a lot. 175 00:07:56,516 --> 00:07:58,435 Neither is "bagina." Not a real word. 176 00:07:58,727 --> 00:08:01,688 Guys, come on. What better way to bring us back together 177 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:03,815 than to go to a Pedalers show? 178 00:08:04,107 --> 00:08:06,568 I mean, come on, let's be the college us. 179 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:10,238 Yeah. Who dat say we ain't gonna have some fun, huh? 180 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:13,492 Who dat? Who dat say we ain't gonna have some fun? 181 00:08:13,783 --> 00:08:14,868 Who dat? Who dat? 182 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,995 Mm-hm, mm-hm, pump the brakes, James Carville. 183 00:08:20,415 --> 00:08:23,710 White guy with rainbow dreads, drink! 184 00:08:24,002 --> 00:08:25,795 Oh, girl with armpit hair, leg hair. 185 00:08:26,087 --> 00:08:27,964 Jon Lovitz, drink, bitches. 186 00:08:30,383 --> 00:08:32,177 I have no idea how you win this game, 187 00:08:32,469 --> 00:08:34,012 but I'm positive Jane is in the lead. 188 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:35,931 - In the lead. - Really. 189 00:08:36,223 --> 00:08:38,850 How are you more drunk than me? Because I pre-gamed. 190 00:08:39,142 --> 00:08:41,561 Let's play a new game called "Feed my wife some food." 191 00:08:41,853 --> 00:08:44,439 I'm gonna grab you something. I wish we were closer. 192 00:08:44,731 --> 00:08:46,650 I kinda like chilling back here. 193 00:08:46,942 --> 00:08:48,944 I hear you. You want me to go backstage, 194 00:08:49,236 --> 00:08:51,655 talk to Tommy, see if he can get us a table up front? 195 00:08:51,947 --> 00:08:54,199 No one said that. Message received. Arm twisted. 196 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:55,700 I wanna let him know I'm here, 197 00:08:55,992 --> 00:08:57,827 in case he wants me when they sing "Jenny." 198 00:08:58,119 --> 00:08:59,621 Think she'll come to her senses? 199 00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:01,331 I don't have to be on Penny patrol? 200 00:09:01,623 --> 00:09:04,918 I still look 20, right? Yeesh. 201 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:08,004 I got it. See? We're having fun. 202 00:09:08,296 --> 00:09:10,048 And it's only getting better. It's called closure. 203 00:09:11,091 --> 00:09:13,927 The wedding is behind us, I sent back all the gifts, 204 00:09:14,219 --> 00:09:18,348 wrote the thank you notes, done. You sent thank you notes? 205 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,477 What'd you say? What Emily Post recommended. 206 00:09:22,769 --> 00:09:23,812 We are returning your gift 207 00:09:24,104 --> 00:09:25,855 because the wedding didn't take place. 208 00:09:26,147 --> 00:09:28,358 Kind of vague. That's like saying 209 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:31,194 the rest of JFK's tour of Dallas did not take place. 210 00:09:31,486 --> 00:09:34,239 - What was I supposed to write? - There's a trigger. 211 00:09:34,531 --> 00:09:38,493 Here come the fireworks. No. We're fine, we're fine. 212 00:09:38,785 --> 00:09:41,121 We are not airing our dirty laundry in public. 213 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,331 Yeah. No more laundry, mon chére. 214 00:09:43,623 --> 00:09:47,877 Her undies are clean and they're stacked in the drawer, 215 00:09:48,169 --> 00:09:50,297 next to the socks, which are in the little balls. 216 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:51,756 Ha, ha. Clean clothes. 217 00:09:52,048 --> 00:09:54,884 Woman, put this veggie burrito in you now. 218 00:09:55,176 --> 00:09:57,429 I'm drunk. 219 00:09:57,721 --> 00:10:00,557 I've done this a million times. Act like you belong. 220 00:10:05,854 --> 00:10:09,774 Ha, shut up, Steven Tyler. No, you know I love mahjong. 221 00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:11,901 Mahjong? Ha, ha, oh, Steven Tyler, 222 00:10:12,193 --> 00:10:14,321 okay, I gotta go because I gotta head backstage. 223 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:19,367 You're not going without a pass. Hey, listen, handsome. 224 00:10:19,659 --> 00:10:22,078 You know, let me let you in on a little secret. 225 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:25,957 Um, me and Tommy, you know, the electric fiddle player, 226 00:10:26,249 --> 00:10:29,711 we have a history, and it's a sex history. 227 00:10:30,003 --> 00:10:32,672 Is your plan to make things super awkward? 228 00:10:32,964 --> 00:10:36,926 It's not awkward. Actually, it is. 229 00:10:37,218 --> 00:10:39,679 Hey, can I, uh, get four beers, 230 00:10:39,971 --> 00:10:41,765 and I promised my super-drunk friend 231 00:10:42,057 --> 00:10:43,141 that I would ask, do you guys have po'boys? 232 00:10:44,184 --> 00:10:47,020 Shut the front door, Dave Rose. 233 00:10:47,312 --> 00:10:50,440 D-Rose, in the hizzy. What's up, bro? 234 00:10:50,732 --> 00:10:52,776 Hey, Brody Daniels? What's up? 235 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:54,653 What's up, man? Yeah, man. 236 00:10:54,944 --> 00:10:58,406 I haven't seen you since you got arrested for breaking into... 237 00:10:58,698 --> 00:11:00,492 Kelly Kirkpatrick's dorm room. 238 00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:04,120 Yeah, man. Boom, married her. Boom, boom, two kids. 239 00:11:04,412 --> 00:11:05,664 Ooh. Doing good, man. 240 00:11:05,955 --> 00:11:07,165 Got this landscaping thing going. It's cool. 241 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:11,252 Let me know if you need any light-up rocks. 242 00:11:11,544 --> 00:11:13,421 That's awesome, congrats on the rocks. 243 00:11:13,713 --> 00:11:14,964 Thanks so much. Whoa, 244 00:11:15,256 --> 00:11:17,258 I saw that YouTube thing, that wedding thing? 245 00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:20,053 Dude, that was a real kick in the downstairs stuff, bro. 246 00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:22,263 No, thanks, man, I appreciate that. 247 00:11:22,555 --> 00:11:24,974 Dude, no, man, I appreciated it. 248 00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:27,143 Everyone on my e-mail list appreciated it. 249 00:11:27,435 --> 00:11:28,687 Jane's over the po'boy, 250 00:11:28,978 --> 00:11:30,939 but now she wants to call her ex-boyfriends. 251 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:33,775 Whoa, you're hanging out? You hang out with the girl 252 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:36,361 that snipped your speed bag, bro? 253 00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:37,987 What? Dude. 254 00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:41,241 Uh, actually, we are back together. 255 00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:43,326 That's right. I came crawling back. 256 00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:45,787 I was an idiot. Dave is an amazing man 257 00:11:46,079 --> 00:11:48,665 and an incredible lover, really good lover. 258 00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:51,459 Stamos good. So you guys are back together? 259 00:11:51,751 --> 00:11:54,379 Yeah. Uh, cool. Ha, ha. 260 00:11:54,671 --> 00:11:58,550 Makes the video less funny, I guess, but, uh, congrats. 261 00:11:58,842 --> 00:12:01,136 Peace, D-Rose. Wow, dodged a bullet there. 262 00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:03,388 Thank you. What were you thinking? 263 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,557 I didn't like the way he was laughing at us. 264 00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:07,809 He wasn't laughing at us, Alex, 265 00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:09,477 he was laughing at me, all right? 266 00:12:09,769 --> 00:12:11,938 Everybody is laughing. I thought I was helping. 267 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:13,565 Yeah, you help me. 268 00:12:13,857 --> 00:12:16,317 You helped me get famous, helped me get my speed bag cut, 269 00:12:16,609 --> 00:12:18,486 helped max out my credit cards for a wedding 270 00:12:18,778 --> 00:12:20,530 that never happened. What up, players? 271 00:12:20,822 --> 00:12:23,742 What's going on? Everybody having a good time? 272 00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:26,369 Oh, come on! 273 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,711 If you're still so mad, why did you even come? 274 00:12:35,003 --> 00:12:37,130 You said you were fine. Did he not say he was fine? 275 00:12:37,422 --> 00:12:39,632 He said some things, you said some things. 276 00:12:39,924 --> 00:12:42,427 Really just came to get coffee for my wife. 277 00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:44,596 Know what? I thought I was. I wanna be fine. 278 00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:47,223 But I think that Jane is kinda right here, 279 00:12:47,515 --> 00:12:50,143 I'll feel okay, and then something will trigger my anger. 280 00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:52,353 So one jackass frat boy saw the video. 281 00:12:52,645 --> 00:12:55,064 His name's Brody. No one with that name ever mattered. 282 00:12:55,356 --> 00:12:57,442 No, not just one frat boy. 283 00:12:57,734 --> 00:13:00,653 All of our friends and thousands of complete strangers. 284 00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:03,573 They're not just watching, they're getting creative. 285 00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:06,242 Yeah, show her, Brad. Still waiting on that coffee. 286 00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:07,702 Anytime. I got it. 287 00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:11,873 Some Spanish DJ decided to make a little autotune. 288 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,966 That's awful. Catchy, though. 289 00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:24,761 Okay. But you know, people will move on 290 00:13:25,053 --> 00:13:26,888 to the next hot viral video in, like, a day. 291 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,057 Some fat kid will get stuck in a door. 292 00:13:29,349 --> 00:13:31,059 Why do you keep trying to whitewash this 293 00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:33,061 as if this never happened? 294 00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:35,355 Because it was horrible and it was my fault. 295 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:39,901 I appreciate you saying that to me and Brad, Al, okay, 296 00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:42,695 but you know what? The damage is done, okay, 297 00:13:42,987 --> 00:13:44,739 and there's no taking it back now, so... 298 00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:46,199 Coffee. 299 00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:49,160 Stings a bit. 300 00:13:49,452 --> 00:13:52,789 No, wait, Brad, what do I do? Please, help me. 301 00:13:54,582 --> 00:13:56,084 Honestly, you embarrassed the guy 302 00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:57,961 in front of everyone he's ever known. 303 00:13:58,253 --> 00:14:00,672 It'd be great if there was some way for you 304 00:14:00,964 --> 00:14:03,132 to set the record straight in front of all of them 305 00:14:03,424 --> 00:14:08,304 but unfortunately we're not in a romantic comedy, so... 306 00:14:16,229 --> 00:14:18,690 That's me. He wrote that song about me. 307 00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:20,525 Is your name Jenny? Check and mate. 308 00:14:20,817 --> 00:14:23,403 Poetic license. Ever heard of a taser license? 309 00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:25,738 Okay, all right, that's real. 310 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,574 Oh, my God, that's him. 311 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:30,869 Tommy. Hey, Tommy. 312 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,914 Yeah? It's Penny, Jenny. 313 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:37,667 Remember Kenosha? We spent the night of Y2K together 314 00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,836 on top of your tour bus drinking boxed wine? 315 00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:43,214 We stayed up talking about whether we'd be able to use 316 00:14:43,506 --> 00:14:47,135 our ATM cards in the morning and you told me you loved me? 317 00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:52,015 Yeah, I'm sorry, babe, it's... 318 00:14:52,307 --> 00:14:54,475 It's hard to keep track of all the broken hearts. 319 00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:55,768 One love? 320 00:14:58,813 --> 00:14:59,898 Oh, my God. 321 00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:02,734 Wait, Penny. 322 00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:09,115 Here you go, dude. 323 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,326 Come on, man, in what world is that my coat? 324 00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:14,120 Ugh, I can't let Dave leave. I gotta do something. 325 00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:17,624 Tommy didn't even remember me. 326 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,083 Guys, can we just go, please? 327 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:20,877 We can't go. Brad's right. 328 00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:23,379 I need to get up on stage and make a big speech 329 00:15:23,671 --> 00:15:25,506 because life is like a romantic comedy. 330 00:15:25,798 --> 00:15:28,343 No, I said life is not like a romantic comedy. 331 00:15:29,844 --> 00:15:30,970 Maybe it is. 332 00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,058 What is she doing? 333 00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,018 I don't know, but she's got crazy eyes. 334 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,979 Excuse me. Move, please. 335 00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:43,441 Whoa. Whoa! 336 00:15:45,735 --> 00:15:49,155 Dave, wait. I have to set the record straight. Aah! 337 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:52,200 Oh, damn, son. Alex! 338 00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:54,619 Alex! What are you doing, man? 339 00:15:54,911 --> 00:15:56,704 Alex! Alex! 340 00:15:58,831 --> 00:15:59,791 Damn, he went down. 341 00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:03,753 Hilars. 342 00:16:10,385 --> 00:16:12,261 Whoa. What's up, Tommy? 343 00:16:12,553 --> 00:16:15,098 Do we know you? If the time is from now on 344 00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:16,808 and the place is your nightmares. 345 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,268 Excuse me? I'm here for Penny. 346 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,270 Who? Jenny? 347 00:16:21,562 --> 00:16:23,189 Penny? I know you remember her, bro. 348 00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:26,317 Yeah, the girl out front that thinks I'm in love with her. 349 00:16:26,609 --> 00:16:29,862 Yeah, the crazy chick that thinks. 350 00:16:30,154 --> 00:16:31,739 Oh, God, she thinks it. 351 00:16:32,031 --> 00:16:33,616 Then how come in April of 2003 352 00:16:33,908 --> 00:16:35,368 did you tell Japanese Tiger Beat 353 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,996 the best date of your life was on your tour bus 354 00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:40,832 during Y2K drinking boxed wine, watching the sunrise? 355 00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:42,500 That means you and Penny had a real thing going on. 356 00:16:43,543 --> 00:16:46,671 Or that means Penny reads Japanese "Tiger Beat" 357 00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:49,048 and so do you. 358 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,676 I do read it, 359 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:54,637 when you guys are on the cover. 360 00:16:54,929 --> 00:16:57,306 I mean, I love Barefoot Pedaler. 361 00:16:57,598 --> 00:17:00,059 Do I tell people I don't 'cause I care what people think? 362 00:17:00,351 --> 00:17:02,270 Yeah. And because there are no gay hippies, 363 00:17:02,562 --> 00:17:03,980 double true, it's embarrassing. 364 00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:06,816 Mahesh, I bought your solo album. 365 00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:07,525 No one bought your solo album. 366 00:17:08,568 --> 00:17:10,653 J-Rock, I was there when you got out of rehab, 367 00:17:10,945 --> 00:17:13,239 holding up the sign "You'll get them next time." 368 00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:16,701 I mean, I'm a huge Pedal-head. 369 00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:19,495 At least I was, 370 00:17:19,787 --> 00:17:22,915 until you broke the heart of the coolest girl in the world. 371 00:17:23,207 --> 00:17:27,045 I'm outta here. I am gone, number one fan. 372 00:17:27,336 --> 00:17:30,089 Peace and out. Just as soon as you sign one of these. 373 00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:33,301 Could you just, uh, one of these CDs for me, anybody? 374 00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:37,096 Okay, I'm just gonna grab some souvies, souvenirs. 375 00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:38,347 Anyone wanna sign that? 376 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:43,019 That taser hurt every part of my body. 377 00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:44,771 I know. 378 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:47,273 I can feel it in my chundle. 379 00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:51,903 I know this is embarrassing, but did you pee yourself? 380 00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:54,614 I thought I was the only one. 381 00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:55,948 You are. I was just asking. 382 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,533 I was just asking. 383 00:17:57,825 --> 00:18:00,995 I don't know what I was thinking, getting up there. 384 00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:02,538 I mean, I just... 385 00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,207 I don't know how to make it right, 386 00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:06,000 but I'm trying to. 387 00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:08,252 I know you are, Alex. Thank you. 388 00:18:08,544 --> 00:18:11,881 What I don't understand is why you got up there 389 00:18:12,173 --> 00:18:15,927 even though you're mad at me. 390 00:18:16,219 --> 00:18:18,638 Well, it's because no matter what happens between us, 391 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:20,556 I'll always look out for you, Al. 392 00:18:20,848 --> 00:18:24,227 Make room. This jackass just stole the shirt 393 00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:26,437 off the bass player. 394 00:18:26,729 --> 00:18:28,981 Walk away. You don't want any more of me. 395 00:18:29,273 --> 00:18:30,399 Don't do that, man. 396 00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:37,365 You know what's weird? What? 397 00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,784 This is exactly how I thought the night would go. 398 00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:41,911 It's a standard triple-tase resolution. 399 00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:43,663 Yup. I think it's nice. 400 00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:47,625 No matter what happens, we're here for each other. 401 00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,210 - Penny. - Tommy. 402 00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:51,087 Hey. Ow. 403 00:18:52,755 --> 00:18:54,632 Sorry. Of course I remembered you. 404 00:18:54,924 --> 00:18:58,052 You're probably one of the only girls I remember. 405 00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:00,680 I've slept with thousands of women, 406 00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:03,641 sometimes two, three at a time all over the world. 407 00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:06,853 To be honest, 408 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,646 you broke my heart. 409 00:19:08,938 --> 00:19:11,232 I knew you wrote "Jenny" about me. 410 00:19:11,524 --> 00:19:14,777 Ha, ha, no, I wrote "Jenny" about my wife Jenny. 411 00:19:15,069 --> 00:19:17,405 But forget about that. What do you think, 412 00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,949 the bus is heading to Kenosha after the show. 413 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:23,077 We can be there by sunrise. You in? 414 00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:25,246 Of course not. 415 00:19:25,538 --> 00:19:28,416 You just admitted to sleeping with thousands of women, 416 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:29,917 plus, you're married, 417 00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:33,379 and you're going to Wisconsin by bus, 418 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:37,842 and only two of those things are turn-ons. 419 00:19:38,134 --> 00:19:39,635 Goodbye, Tommy. 420 00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:43,097 - Oh. - Oh! Oh. 421 00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:48,853 No, I have to go. 422 00:19:49,145 --> 00:19:51,105 So which two are the turn-ons? 423 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:52,982 A lady never tells. 424 00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:54,775 Wisconsin and buses. 425 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:56,652 Oh, my God. 426 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:05,620 Penny! 427 00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,836 Oh, you wrote a song about me. 428 00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:19,050 That is so sweet. 429 00:20:22,595 --> 00:20:25,973 Wait. I don't see how that lyric applies. 430 00:20:26,265 --> 00:20:27,850 Oh, it doesn't. 431 00:20:28,142 --> 00:20:31,103 Uh, it's for this guy, Kenny, I met at a Spencer's Gifts. 432 00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:33,439 Uh, I changed the first letter of the name so... 433 00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:38,236 Oh, how nice for him. I think so. 434 00:20:54,126 --> 00:20:56,754 That's it? It's where I'm at right now.