1 00:00:51,918 --> 00:00:55,547 We come on the sloop John B. 2 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:59,217 My grandfather and me. 3 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:04,026 Around Nassau town we did roam. 4 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:09,693 . Drinkin' all night. 5 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,569 Got into a fight. 6 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:14,197 Oh, yeah. 7 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,403 Well, I feel so broke up. 8 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,378 I wanna go home. 9 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,643 So hoist up the John B's sail. 10 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:26,845 Hoist up the John B's sail. 11 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:30,652 . See how the mainsail sets. 12 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:32,681 . Call for the captain ashore. 13 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:35,285 . Let me go home. 14 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,191 . Let me go home. 15 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:43,502 . I wanna go home. 16 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:45,299 . Yeah, yeah. 17 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:47,966 . Well, I feel so broke up. 18 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,201 . I wanna go home. 19 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:50,436 . De de. 20 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,835 . De de de. 21 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:55,643 . The first mate he got drunk. 22 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,310 . Fell in the captain's trunk. 23 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:01,047 . Doo doo doo doooo. 24 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:06,115 . The constable had to come and take him away. 25 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,721 . Sheriff John Stone. 26 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:13,592 . Why don't you leave me alone?. 27 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,760 Yeah yeah. 28 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,794 . Well, I feel so broke up. 29 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,864 . I wanna go home. 30 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,773 Ha ha ha! 31 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,723 Hey, you're not nervous, are you? 32 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:39,952 A little. 33 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,086 Oh, Sam! 34 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:46,121 You're a kind, caring, responsible young man. 35 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,634 And I know that if you just be yourself... 36 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,966 Everyone's gonna end up loving you as much as we do. 37 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,199 And that is a whole heck of a lot! 38 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:54,866 Ohhhh! 39 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,042 Love you, buddy. 40 00:02:57,076 --> 00:03:02,236 Mmmm! 41 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,080 I love you guys, too. 42 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,277 Thanks. 43 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,470 Yeah, man, short is the new tall! 44 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:34,736 Are you sure he's a senior? 45 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,594 Nice haircut. 46 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:50,926 Thanks. M-My mom cuts it. 47 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,703 You must be Sam Leonard! 48 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,900 Yes. - I'm Principal Hayes. 49 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,431 But if you prefer to call me Marcus... 50 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:05,376 that's perfectly all right with me. 51 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,878 Thanks. Thanks, Marcus. 52 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,347 Come on, I'll walk you to your locker. 53 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,441 I just want you to know what a pleasure it is... 54 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:14,851 to have you joining our student body for your senior year. 55 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:17,219 I'm-well-I-I'm glad to be here too, sir. 56 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,817 Great! Really great! 57 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:21,486 Of course, your parents have already informed me... 58 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:24,189 that you're in the running for the Math Association scholarship. 59 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,754 That's quite an accomplishment. 60 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,663 Well-I-I haven't won anything yet but- 61 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:28,758 but thank you. 62 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:32,703 This is your locker. It's one of my favorites. 63 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:36,038 This... is your welcome package. 64 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:39,140 Go Possums! 65 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:42,306 Sam, you have a great first day! 66 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:46,641 Hey, Jack! 67 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:50,144 Those are fantastic new sneakers you have on. 68 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,836 What is that you were humming? 69 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,280 Oh, it-it was nothing. 70 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,546 No, I liked it, what was it? 71 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:20,484 Uh, Sloop John B by The Beach Boys. 72 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,511 Shhh! - Who? 73 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:25,115 Uh, they were pioneers of surf music back in the '60s. 74 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,218 Oh. Can you sing that song you were humming... 75 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,819 so I can see if I know it? 76 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,056 Well-well... all right. 77 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,227 Um... 78 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:39,204 . So hoist up the John B's sail. 79 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:42,833 . See how the mainsails set. 80 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:46,436 . Call for the captain ashoooore. 81 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,971 . Let me go home. 82 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,644 You know it? - No, no, keep going. 83 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,347 . I wanna go home. 84 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,754 . Yeah, yeah, yeah. 85 00:05:57,790 --> 00:06:00,989 . De de de de de de. 86 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,324 . De de de. 87 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,254 They can't hear you, little man! 88 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,498 I... I don't know the rest. 89 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:20,835 You gotta toughen up, newbie. 90 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:27,647 And... I would have gone with... 91 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:30,087 something more like Surfin' USA... 92 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,091 or Little Deuce Coupe. 93 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,938 All right, let's hit the showers. 94 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:52,376 Hey, hold on. Who's uh... Sam Leonard? 95 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,346 I got your parents' note... 96 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,247 and wearing your bathing suit in the shower is fine. 97 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,117 Thank you, sir. 98 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:32,712 You need a note to get out of gym. 99 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,344 Uh... no. 100 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,786 Condoms. 101 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:39,223 Actually, I was... just looking for a little guidance. 102 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,852 What exactly does that have to do with me? 103 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,828 Aren't you a guidance counselor? 104 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:48,132 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Have a seat, buddy. 105 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:52,566 Don't drop anything. 106 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:03,840 "Why don't you tell me a little bit about your problem, name?" 107 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,475 Today was my first day here... 108 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,281 and-and I thought this school might be different... 109 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,845 but I'm already getting absolutely killed. 110 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,221 "Life isn't a sprint, it's a marathon. " 111 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,984 Oo, well... uh, right. 112 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,289 I start out being myself, you know? 113 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,027 I- I try being friendly and nice... 114 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:24,002 but... clearly I'm doing something wrong. 115 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,869 I believe it was Thomas Jefferson that once said... 116 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:30,671 "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. " 117 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,873 Come on, man! I need some real help here. 118 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,545 This is my senior year, you know. 119 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:44,078 I definitely can't do another year as the short, weird kid. 120 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,318 Look, what do you want, pal? You want tail, is that it? 121 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:50,227 No! I... I mean, yeah, someday, but... 122 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:55,199 It's not what I'm after. I just-I just want one last shot at being cool. 123 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:59,728 Yeah, and I want to live next to a Xanax factory, with no locks. 124 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,240 It's not gonna happen. 125 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,800 Listen, I know where you're coming from. 126 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,004 I was there once, OK? 127 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,876 Rough childhood, right? 128 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,508 Mommy drinks too much, daddy's in and out of jail, is that it? 129 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,711 My dad's a flight attendant for- 130 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,346 I'm sorry, your dad's a stewardess? 131 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,623 OK, I'm sorry. 132 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,094 All right, a-are you good at anything? 133 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,687 Are you good at video games, sports... 134 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,891 forging your parents' signatures... 135 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,491 I'm-I'm somewhat of a math whizz. 136 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,728 Mm. - At my last school... 137 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,761 my teacher used to call me his prince polynomials. 138 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,572 Don't ever say that out loud again, OK? 139 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,781 All right, hey, kid. 140 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,046 Kid? 141 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,386 You wanna know the truth? OK. 142 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,654 I'll tell you the truth. 143 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,163 The truth is, the truth sucks. 144 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:05,467 We live in a moral cesspool of lies. 145 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:07,904 I've tried to live my life honestly and look at me. 146 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,204 I'm a high school guidance counselor... 147 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:11,709 with a freakishly high tolerance... 148 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,939 for prescription pain medication. 149 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,345 You think this is my dream? 150 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,281 You think when I was a kid growing up I had posters... 151 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,648 on the wall of guidance counselors? 152 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:22,782 Look, if you wanna get anything out of life... 153 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,517 you gotta put some spin on the ball, OK? 154 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,822 You want-You want kids here to like you at school, you lie. 155 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,521 Lie about who you are... 156 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,496 where you're from, what you got. 157 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,465 They'll believe you because they're dumb, OK? 158 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,866 In fact, if you remember one thing... 159 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,995 from your 5 years of high school... 160 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,199 in our society winners always lie... 161 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,867 and liars always win. 162 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,913 And don't do drugs. 163 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:51,473 . Let me go home. 164 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,075 . Why don't you let me go home?. 165 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,950 . Hoist up the John B's sail. 166 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,818 . Hoist up the John B's-. 167 00:10:56,856 --> 00:11:01,190 . Feel so broke up. -. Yeah-eah-eah!. 168 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,854 . I wanna go home.. Chug-A-chug. 169 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:05,090 Ha ha ha! 170 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,065 Hey, hey! What about our- 171 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:10,398 I'm sorry... But you should go now. 172 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:11,869 Thanks. 173 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,036 Dude, sweet as sugar syrup. 174 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:24,807 Uh, yeah, I know it's totally embarrassing having... 175 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,442 my parents drop me off... 176 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:29,886 while my, um... uh... 177 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,219 Porsche is in the shop. 178 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,020 You have a Porsche? 179 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,220 Yeah, she's getting all... 180 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,229 pimped out right now. 181 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,663 So, uh, just, you know... 182 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,599 keep it on... D.L. 183 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,143 Hey, um, idiot. - Oh, hey. 184 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,341 When you signed this picture yourself... 185 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,713 you misspelt Carmen. 186 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,012 Heh heh. 187 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,616 Yeah, man, who's Camren Electra? 188 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,983 Ah, come on- come on guys that- 189 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,254 that's not-that's not cool. 190 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:09,921 I mean, everybody- 191 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,657 everybody knows that she's... 192 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:12,686 dyslexic. 193 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,725 Trust me, I-I know... 194 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:19,260 sh-she's a friend from back in L.A. 195 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,829 Great girl. 196 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,534 You know, now that I think about it I'm... 197 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,907 pretty sure she is dyslexic. 198 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,639 Yeah, you know what? I think... 199 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,273 I remember reading something about that too. 200 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,749 Where-Where are you going? - Kyle? 201 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:35,776 I know... 202 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,751 Out of all the others... 203 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,384 I have chosen you. 204 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,451 Excuse me? 205 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,588 I didn't have time to do my homework... 206 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:47,064 so I have chosen you to give me the answers. 207 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,260 And, if I like your work... 208 00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:52,464 we can have an arrangement where you give me the answers... 209 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,166 for the rest of the year. 210 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,276 I didn't do it either. 211 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,012 Yeah, you should probably- you should probably just... 212 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,241 choose someone else... 213 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,249 please... 214 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,080 because I... 215 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,176 I really suck at math. 216 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,619 Seriously, I'm-I'm like- 217 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,088 I'm like a preschooler. 218 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,425 All right, everyone... 219 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,862 let's have your homework. 220 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,428 Yes. Thank you, thank you. 221 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:26,865 Thank you. 222 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:31,305 Can you hand me your homework, please? 223 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,004 I don't have it. 224 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,315 Now, why would that be? 225 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,475 M- My dog ate it? 226 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,711 Ha ha ha. 227 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,387 Your dog ate it? 228 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,050 Uhh... 229 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,855 He has this fetish and he's constantly eating my homework. 230 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:55,493 I'm not sure that joining the no-homework club... 231 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,764 your first week here... 232 00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:01,204 is the best way for you to get that math scholarship. 233 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,680 Any more forced singing? 234 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,648 Oh, hey. 235 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,123 I'm Annie. 236 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,821 Sam. 237 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,496 Good morning, readers. - Morning, Mrs. Moran. 238 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,328 Hey, Mrs. Moran. 239 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,918 Please don't tell me you're one of those guys... 240 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:49,887 who actually thinks he has a shot with his teacher. 241 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,849 Ahem. No. No, no, no, no, no. 242 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,884 Not one of those guys. 243 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,720 Because I actually do have a shot. 244 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,232 Really? 245 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,701 And why is that? 246 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,000 W- Well- 247 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,029 let's just say that... 248 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,172 if things ended up getting hot and heavy... 249 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,941 wouldn't be the first time. 250 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:18,108 At my last school my social studies teacher... 251 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,412 had like this huge crush on me... 252 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,147 like she was in love with me, like she wanted to marry me. 253 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:23,711 She ended up leaving her husband... 254 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,950 was forced to resign. 255 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:28,016 Because of that, now I know... 256 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,960 that Mrs. Moran will be into me as well. 257 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,920 Are you drunk? 258 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,365 All right, for our Othello project... 259 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,426 I'd like everyone to partner up with someone today... 260 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:38,800 so that you can all get started. 261 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,067 I hate group projects. 262 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,006 I always end up doing all of the work. 263 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,067 Huh. Tell me about it. 264 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,441 You wanna partner up? 265 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,040 Ha ha. 266 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,380 I guess it can't hurt to share a grade... 267 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,617 with a guy who's having a steamy affair... 268 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,454 with the teacher. 269 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,309 . I'm comin' over. 270 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,009 . See me down at the station. 271 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,779 . By the lane with my hands in my pocket. 272 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,810 . Jinglin' a wish coin. 273 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,446 . That I stole from a fountain. 274 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,219 . That was drowning all the cares in the world. 275 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,226 . When I get older. 276 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,626 . Climbin' up on the back porch fence. 277 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,153 . Just to see the dogs runnin'. 278 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,666 . With a ring and a question. 279 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,032 . And my shiverin' voice is singin'. 280 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,502 . Through a crack in the window. 281 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,869 . Na na na na na. 282 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:51,205 . I better go it alone. 283 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:54,337 . Na na na na na. 284 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,645 . I better go it alone. 285 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,674 . Na na na na na. 286 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,182 Hey. 287 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,883 So, you wanna go sit over there? 288 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,256 They totally humiliated you yesterday. 289 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:12,388 That table is the land of milk and honey. 290 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,023 It's the same in every school. 291 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,899 Always laughing, always cool and charming. 292 00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:19,028 Always happy. I mean, who wouldn't want that? 293 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,164 Please, that's just what they want you to think. 294 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,730 Trust me, their lives suck... 295 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,037 just as bad as ours. 296 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,741 Hey, hey, hey. - What? 297 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,270 Who's that? 298 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,249 Vicki Sanders. 299 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,549 There you go, start dating her... 300 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:37,850 and you can sit there all you want. 301 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,523 Sam? - What? 302 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,362 You know I'm joking, right? 303 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,800 It's-It's perfect. Heh. 304 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,394 It's exactly what I gotta do. 305 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,633 No, she dates basketball players. 306 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,573 Specifically, Kyle Plunkett. 307 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,508 You'll get assassinated if you ask her out. 308 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:01,377 Or maybe... just... maybe... 309 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,937 She'll say yes and before you know it... 310 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,710 I'll be sitting over there, swapping "how do you dos"... 311 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,809 with the Bridgeport elite. - Ha. 312 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,475 I'm sorry, this seat's saved. 313 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,035 Ha ha ha. 314 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,240 But there wasn't even a chair here. 315 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,478 Oh. There is now. 316 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,576 Thank you. 317 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,009 Ha. 318 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,386 Look at this kid. Isn't he short? 319 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,618 Heh heh. - What a loser. 320 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,285 Where's the golf course? 321 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,296 Ha ha ha ha! 322 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,424 Shall we go shopping for engagement rings now? 323 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,333 Actually, if you must know... 324 00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,530 it went just as I expected. 325 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:03,439 Wow. You set amazingly low goals for yourself. 326 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,806 I like it. 327 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,071 You can't just expect her to jump into my arms... 328 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,510 right in front of Kyle. 329 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,808 But there was something there? 330 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,610 Oh, yeah, definitely... 331 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,447 I mean, tch, we have major chemistry. 332 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,180 So, you've been here what, a day? 333 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,688 And already Mrs. Moran and Vicki Sanders... 334 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,021 are lusting after you. 335 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:23,459 Uh, well, you know... 336 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,826 they're, uh, different. 337 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:27,957 Really? How are they different? 338 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,202 Well, you s-you see... 339 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:35,263 V- Vicki is more of the, ahem... 340 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:38,003 dangerous stalker, sex in the bathroom... 341 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,203 Spanish soap opera type, and- 342 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,212 OK, stop. That's not possible. 343 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,077 I have Spanish with Vicki... 344 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,551 and she can't conjugate a verb to save her life. 345 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,746 Cut the crap. Look, I-I get it... 346 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,379 you're lying to- 347 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:53,482 to jazz up your otherwise miserable life. 348 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,459 But... hanging out with them... 349 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,327 really cannot be worth all this. 350 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,858 Some of you guys may've heard, um... 351 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,302 my, uh, my house got vandalized after our last loss... 352 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,533 Uh, again. Heh heh heh heh. - Ha ha ha! 353 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:09,871 Uh, so we're- 354 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,341 we're gonna be cutting practice a little short today... 355 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,310 so I can go buy a new garage door. 356 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,870 Ha ha ha ha ha. 357 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,046 Ha ha ha ha ha. 358 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,857 Ha ha ha. - Woo! 359 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:29,950 Ha! 360 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,393 Does he shave his legs? 361 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:36,265 Uhh, start with two lines of lay-up drills. 362 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,201 Hey. Who are you? 363 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,068 I'm, uh, Sam Leonard. 364 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,404 Wh-Who sent you? - Uh, n-no one. 365 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,704 I- I'm the student that transferred into your P.E. class... 366 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,711 and I was really hoping to be on the team. 367 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,178 Oh, yeah? We're last in our conference... 368 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,544 we're in the middle of a 4-game losing streak, right? 369 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,014 Oh, but-yeah, but it's not always... 370 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,607 about winning, right? It's- 371 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,744 Not in Bridgeport. Heh heh. 372 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:57,186 Come on, kid, I'm- 373 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,621 I don't even think we'll have a uniform that'd fit you. 374 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,318 I mean, the-the shorts are gonna go up to your nipples... 375 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,489 I was the star point guard at my... uh, last school. 376 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:06,224 Was that a boys' school? 377 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,732 Seriously, Coach... 378 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,929 I never, never miss a shot. 379 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:16,730 My bad. 380 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,873 . Pistol of fire, pistol of fire. 381 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,714 . Pistol of fire. 382 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,311 . Shattered the frame. 383 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,413 . Go hug your sister. 384 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,287 . Go love your sister. 385 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:34,451 . Go hug your sister. 386 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,053 . One and the same. 387 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,653 . Aaaow!. 388 00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,756 . Come home 'fore that rooster crows. 389 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,529 Aaagh! 390 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:57,071 Well, I've got my basketball scholarship. 391 00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:59,515 Awesome! - What's a scholarship? 392 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:01,781 Check this out. Not only does he play like a girl... 393 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,448 but he must be hung like one too. 394 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,252 Ha ha ha ha. 395 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,355 It-it-it-it's not small. 396 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:13,023 Oh, yeah, man. - Yeah, right. 397 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,794 Look, look... 398 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,960 if you just admitted you had a micro... 399 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,527 we would tease you a little and then let it go. 400 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,869 But when you lie to our faces it insults us... 401 00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,465 and we have to make an issue out of it. 402 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,770 Ha ha ha. 403 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,641 So, just admit you're sporting a chapstick- 404 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,305 Ha ha ha! Chapstick! Ha ha! 405 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,042 And we'll let it go! - The- 406 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,312 The-The truth of the matter is... 407 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,477 I'm hung like a newborn. 408 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,713 Oh! Ha ha ha! - See! 409 00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,314 Even he admits it. - Ha ha ha. 410 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,222 7 pounds, 18 inches. 411 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,562 The-The coach made me promise to keep it covered... 412 00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:45,927 so I wouldn't hurt your self-esteem... 413 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,192 right before the next game. 414 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:48,665 Dude, that would- 415 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,634 that would really scare me. 416 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:53,536 What? You're not believing this dwarf? 417 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:10,614 Hey, guess who got 2 tickets to Homecoming. 418 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:13,146 Ah, you're joking, right? 419 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:15,582 Get in. 420 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,391 Will Vicki be picking you up... 421 00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:25,403 or will you be escorting her on your bike? 422 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:28,201 Uhh, I'm not gonna ask Vicki. 423 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,437 Why, what happened? I thought you guys really had something. 424 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:32,568 That is just it. 425 00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:36,547 I got a note in my-my locker, from Kyle... 426 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,811 basically warning me to stay away from her. 427 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:40,943 Well, that sounds really threatening. 428 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,113 He said that if I didn't stay away from her... 429 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,782 well, then he would douse me... 430 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:48,156 in some sort of common household cleanser... 431 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:51,219 pull me behind his truck... 432 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:55,165 and, uh, hook my nuts up to a car battery. 433 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,189 Ha. - Yeah. 434 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:58,225 I think he even wrote it in blood. 435 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,830 Who are you gonna ask, then? 436 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:04,467 . Well, I'm reading this poem and it's so profound. 437 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:06,238 . And I-I like its rhythm and I. 438 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,405 My mom's an artist. Avant-garde. 439 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,938 Her work's way out there. 440 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,177 Very famous, Jill Leonard, perhaps you heard of her? 441 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:14,742 ...And I start to realize... 442 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,617 You wanna go to Homecoming? 443 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:17,713 . Lies, lies, lies, lies... 444 00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,155 My name's Sam Leonard, and my dad's... 445 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,658 a pretty big rock star. 446 00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:23,286 Isn't your dad a little old to be a rock star? 447 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,523 Uhh... Well, yeah-well it's not- 448 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:28,089 It's not really a-a current band. 449 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,122 Well, what band is it? 450 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,293 Poison. 451 00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,769 Ha ha. - Poison? 452 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,272 That horrible hair metal band from the '80s? 453 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:38,003 Anyway, my dad's like making this huge comeback... 454 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,567 so if you're at all interested in maybe... 455 00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:41,772 getting some backstage passes... -. Lies, lies, lies... 456 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,111 maybe you and I could talk about it at Homecoming. 457 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,276 . Lies, lies, lies, lies... 458 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,183 5, 6, 7, 8! 459 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,812 Got kicked out of my last school... 460 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,789 for sending the principal to the hospital. 461 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:57,793 And if this new one even looks at me funny... 462 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:01,060 he might be making a trip to the E.R. as well. 463 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:03,533 Awesome. 464 00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:04,865 So, I was thinking, you know... 465 00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:06,370 maybe you wanna go to Homecoming with me... 466 00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:08,872 to watch me kick his ass! 467 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:11,034 . Lies, lies, lies, lies. 468 00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:12,805 . Lies lies, lies lies. 469 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,711 . Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies. 470 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,578 So, you find your big Homecoming date yet? 471 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:22,018 No. And I literally asked out every girl in school... 472 00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:23,645 who doesn't take the short bus. 473 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,519 Well, I don't take the short bus. 474 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:28,219 Yeah, but, I'm only trying to ask out girls... 475 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,558 who I'm 99% sure will say no. 476 00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:31,994 You're a full 100%. 477 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,225 Well, that was in the past. 478 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,359 Things change, people change. 479 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:39,727 All right. 480 00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:42,069 Annie, do you wanna go to Homecoming with me? 481 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,836 No, I hate Homecoming. 482 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,536 Appreciate it. 483 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,377 Good evening? 484 00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:52,508 How do you like your Brussels sprouts? 485 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,281 Oh, yes, hello! - Mmmm! 486 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,287 They're great. 487 00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:57,583 Really? 488 00:25:57,622 --> 00:25:59,681 I'd have 'em every meal if I could. 489 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,419 I appreciate you calling. 490 00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:03,017 Well, thank you. 491 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,225 Sam, that was your math teacher... 492 00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:08,630 Mr. Von Der Ahe. 493 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,635 He's worried you might be getting off on the wrong foot... 494 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:13,604 since you didn't do your first homework assignment. 495 00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:15,037 Sam, is this true? 496 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,132 I can't believe that you'd jeopardize... 497 00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,200 your chance at the scholarship like this. 498 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,075 No, no. I-I did my homework. 499 00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:23,740 Oh, so you're saying the teacher's lying? 500 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,477 I did my homework but I told him I didn't. 501 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,712 So you're the one who's lying. 502 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,276 Yeah, I guess, in a way, but- 503 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:32,154 You know what they say about liars, don't you, Sam? 504 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,818 That-That their pants are on fire? 505 00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:40,988 Oh, no, please don't. 506 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:49,296 Sam! Sam. 507 00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:54,137 Uh- 508 00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:02,777 Leonard family meeting will now come to order! 509 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,449 Hank Leonard. - Here. 510 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:07,117 Jill Leonard. - OK, we are clearly all here- 511 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:08,455 Jill Leonard. 512 00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:10,085 Here. 513 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,254 Sam Leonard. 514 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,558 Are-Are you kidding? You know I'm here- 515 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:15,327 Sam Leonard. - OK. 516 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:18,564 You know what? Here. 517 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:19,831 You know the meeting rules... 518 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:21,668 nothing but the truth. 519 00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:23,037 Now, why have you been lying? 520 00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:25,634 You guys have no idea how hard it is out there. 521 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:27,269 I'm down in the trenches every day... 522 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,337 trying to make people actually like me. 523 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,713 A- A-And do you know how embarrassing it is... 524 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,980 having my entire family drop me off at school... 525 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:35,316 in that piece-of-crap car... 526 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:38,151 kissing and hugging you like some sort of baby? 527 00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:39,315 Do you? 528 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:41,120 Well, Sam, w-what can we do to help? 529 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,649 Nothing! 530 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:47,062 Uh, look, Sam... 531 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:50,727 Baby, if you could just explain to us why you lied. 532 00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:51,793 Because lying works. 533 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,929 People actually like me when I lie. 534 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,803 No, Sam, you have got to be yourself! 535 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,307 People will love you- 536 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,833 Oh, Dad, cut it, that's the biggest lie of all. 537 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:01,778 Being yourself works great if you're actually great... 538 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:04,338 but what if you're a massive loser like me? 539 00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:05,747 OK, that is it! 540 00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:07,149 No more lying, end of story! 541 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,813 No! Not end of story! 542 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,789 My life sucks and lying is the only thing that makes it better. 543 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,086 That's why I lied today... 544 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,592 and that's why I'm gonna lie tomorrow... 545 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:18,790 and that's why there's nothing anyone can do to stop me! 546 00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:26,163 Oh! 547 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,867 Oh, that's great. That's really just great! 548 00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:24,892 What are you- 549 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:27,121 Let go! 550 00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:30,032 Just-Look, just gimme the- 551 00:29:47,485 --> 00:29:52,354 . I've spent my whole life surrounded. 552 00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:58,059 . And I've spent my whole life alone. 553 00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:03,000 . I wonder why I never wonder why. 554 00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:05,594 . The easiest things are so hard. 555 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,265 . Oh, something. 556 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,434 . Something for nothing. 557 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:14,377 . Oh, something. 558 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:16,539 . Something for nothing. 559 00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:19,049 Good morning, Sam! How you doin', fella? 560 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,209 What the hell's that supposed to mean? 561 00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:22,082 Well, I was just wondering how you're getting along. 562 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,088 You know what, Marcus? 563 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,022 I don't need you wondering about me anymore, OK? 564 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:28,423 I can wonder just fine myself, thank you. 565 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:29,824 Y- You all right, Sam? 566 00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:31,795 Keep it up and find out. 567 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,533 Annie, there is something really wrong with me. 568 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,561 You just figured that out? 569 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,630 No, I'm serious. 570 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,232 Morning, readers. - Hey, Mrs. Moran. 571 00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:45,708 I don't know what it is, OK? 572 00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:48,644 All I know is that something really freaky is going on. 573 00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:52,644 Hi, Samuel. 574 00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:56,379 Oh, uh-hi... 575 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:58,412 Mrs. Moran. 576 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:02,723 Ahem. 577 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,057 All right, before we get started today... 578 00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:05,289 I'd like to know who you're partnered up with... 579 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,660 for our Shakespeare project, so, uh, Kevin- 580 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,599 Uh, I'm with Paul. 581 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,158 Alexis? - Ashley. 582 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,533 Mm-hmm. 583 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,529 Samuel? 584 00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:18,337 Oh, Annie. 585 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,713 Oh. 586 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,459 Right. In Shakespeare's Othello... 587 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:40,259 who can tell me what is the core irony of lago? 588 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,301 Annie. 589 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:52,138 The core irony of lago... 590 00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:54,303 is that he's viewed by everyone in the play... 591 00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,973 as a moral and trustworthy individual... 592 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,448 of the highest order. 593 00:31:58,483 --> 00:32:00,951 But his true character is that of an immoral liar... 594 00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:02,577 who manipulates everyone... 595 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,884 in the name of bettering his personal circumstances. 596 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,049 No! Wrong. 597 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:10,919 Samuel? 598 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:14,363 I- I-I don't know. 599 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,833 But I think some pretty bad stuff happens. 600 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,859 Ha ha ha. 601 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:22,970 That is exactly right. 602 00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:27,407 The core irony of Shakespeare's Othello... 603 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:32,678 is, as Samuel so eloquently points out to us... 604 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:35,686 some pretty bad stuff does happen. 605 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:39,987 Thank you, Samuel. 606 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,888 What is this? 607 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,162 My homework. 608 00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:52,760 It's five-sixteenths of your homework. 609 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:55,772 Look, Mr. Von Der Ahe, I swear... 610 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,502 I could do this stuff in my sleep. 611 00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:59,874 In that case you'll have no difficulty... 612 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:02,505 in solving the problem on the board. 613 00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:06,881 All right. 614 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:15,756 What? 615 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:30,305 First let's take the square of, I think, right here. 616 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,275 Addition it. 617 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:33,572 Over 2. 618 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:41,249 Do you have the answer, Sam? 619 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:49,720 It's unsolvable. 620 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,285 Can't be done. 621 00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:52,591 Ha ha ha. 622 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:36,033 Hey, good workout, buddy, killer stuff. 623 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,508 Holy Jesus! 624 00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:39,601 Is that thing real? 625 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,737 Dude, it's like a firehose! 626 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,646 Oh, no, no, it's thicker. It's like... bridge cable. 627 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:48,875 . Hoo hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo. 628 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,944 . hoo hoo. 629 00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:51,477 . Well, it's mine. 630 00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:52,819 . And I'm happy. 631 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:54,825 . I can't help it it's just me. 632 00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:56,087 . If you're wondering what happened. 633 00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:57,389 . That's keepin' me laughin'. 634 00:34:57,428 --> 00:35:00,090 . Just you look and you can see. 635 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,120 . It doesn't matter what they think. 636 00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:02,826 . Doesn't matter what they say. 637 00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:04,994 . Doesn't matter 'cause I'm happy now. 638 00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:07,334 . If you think at any time that they listened to me. 639 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:08,736 . They'd see. 640 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:12,766 . I'm happy 'cause I'm me-e-e. 641 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,577 . I'm happy. 642 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,809 . I can't help it, it's just me. 643 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,375 . If you're wonderin' what happened that's keepin' me laughin'. 644 00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:23,011 . Just look and you will see. 645 00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:24,612 Annie. 646 00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:30,951 Not even a passing glance at their table... 647 00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:33,156 are you feeling OK? 648 00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:34,164 Yes... 649 00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:35,222 I... 650 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:36,756 am. - Oh. 651 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,027 I just hit puberty. 652 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,833 Overnight? - N-Yes! 653 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,533 You've gotta check it out, it's the most beautiful thing... 654 00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:43,870 I've ever seen. 655 00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:45,273 I even had to adjust it. 656 00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:49,542 I think you're gonna have to adjust your medication... 657 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,912 because it's obviously way too low. 658 00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:54,042 I'm serious. I-I don't know what's going on... 659 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:55,746 but something really freaky is happening. 660 00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:57,447 Hello. 661 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,384 How are you today, Sam? 662 00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:07,761 Sam? 663 00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:09,163 Uh- 664 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,189 Fine. 665 00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:12,099 I was just wondering if you were... 666 00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:13,125 Uh... 667 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,401 Hello. 668 00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:17,339 Oh, I didn't even see you there. 669 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,036 So, I'm organizing Homecoming this year... 670 00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:20,543 and I'm just trying to figure out who's coming. 671 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:22,671 I'd rather be flogged with wet bamboo. 672 00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:26,210 Oh. 673 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,774 What about you, Sam? 674 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,516 Sam? 675 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:31,522 Uh- 676 00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:32,853 I am so... 677 00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:34,357 going to Homecoming. 678 00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:35,689 Fantastic... 679 00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:38,695 because I think this could be the best Homecoming ever. 680 00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:41,857 I too think this could be the best Homecoming ever... 681 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:42,888 Vicki Sanders. 682 00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:45,660 You've gotta be kidding me. 683 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,568 I mean... 684 00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:49,596 Who knows what could happen there? 685 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:55,805 Well... 686 00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:57,370 goodbye... 687 00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:58,404 Sam. 688 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,582 I told you something was happening. 689 00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:05,919 Ha ha, OK, that was a little weird. 690 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,447 It's been happening all day. 691 00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:09,083 Almost cold-cocking Principal Hayes... 692 00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:12,459 Mrs. Moran flirting with me... - Don't forget your... 693 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:16,431 Mm. So funny you should remember that. 694 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:17,957 You were so proud of it. 695 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:23,796 Oh, my God. 696 00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:24,967 What? What's wrong? 697 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:26,738 All my lies are coming true. 698 00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:29,211 You're about to fly off the planet, man. 699 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,306 No, no, seriously, think about it. 700 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:33,283 Each and every one of those things, I lied about. 701 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,612 The broken mirror. 702 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:39,520 OK, Sam, your lies are not magically... 703 00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,457 coming true overnight. 704 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:44,325 It's just a big series of coincidences, OK? 705 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:46,421 I promise. - Jesus had his doubters too. 706 00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:48,727 Wow, OK, um... 707 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,256 that's my cue, I gotta go. 708 00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:52,826 Or maybe something magical... 709 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,838 clashes with your jaded, cynical view of the world. 710 00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:56,499 Are you just saying all this... 711 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:58,474 to get out of writing the Othello paper? 712 00:37:58,509 --> 00:37:59,635 No, I'm gonna do it. 713 00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:02,202 OK, so, um... 714 00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:04,578 let's meet in 2 hours in the library. 715 00:38:05,883 --> 00:38:07,077 OK. 716 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,585 I'll see you at 6. 717 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,883 2 o'clock, Sam... 718 00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:12,183 In the library. 719 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:13,520 Don't let me down. 720 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:20,657 Ahem. - Oh, hey. 721 00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:23,326 Are you and that girl from lunch dating? 722 00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:25,267 Uh-no, uh, no. 723 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,203 Good. 724 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:28,637 Ahem, look, I'm way hungry. 725 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:31,005 Do you wanna go get something to eat? 726 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:32,304 I- I'd like to... 727 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:34,243 Really, but- 728 00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:37,076 I- I'm supposed to meet Annie some time soon... 729 00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:38,945 in the... library... 730 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,075 to work on a project. 731 00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:42,415 Well... 732 00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:45,251 are you sure that you can't join me? 733 00:38:45,289 --> 00:38:47,780 Um. - Hm? 734 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,816 No. 735 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:51,623 Good. 736 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,493 Let's go. Heh. 737 00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:12,610 OK, I have like the ugliest nose... 738 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:14,174 in the world. 739 00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:16,083 You're crazy, it's-it's beautiful. 740 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,179 Aww. That's sweet. 741 00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:20,349 Look, I have to get going. 742 00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:22,689 Have to meet Kyle. 743 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:25,855 But I'm having a party at my house this weekend. 744 00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:27,329 Do you think you might be able to make it? 745 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,730 Yeah! I- 746 00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:30,529 I- I mean... 747 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:32,092 Yeah, sounds-sounds phat. 748 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,535 Cool. 749 00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:06,168 . Going to a party... 750 00:40:06,203 --> 00:40:07,301 . Going to-. 751 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:12,099 What the- 752 00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:19,373 Sally Berkeley. 753 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,885 Woman as landscape. 754 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:24,149 Heady, Jill, heady. 755 00:40:24,188 --> 00:40:25,985 But this begs the question... 756 00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:28,287 are the legs opening or closing... 757 00:40:28,325 --> 00:40:29,451 on the female experience? 758 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:31,757 It's very third rate. 759 00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:37,930 Aw, is this- is that a woman's- 760 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,469 Oh! Mom! Mom! 761 00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:44,935 What's going on here? 762 00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:46,340 Impromptu art jam, Sam. 763 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:50,108 I had to show some friends my latest work. Self Portrait In Pink! 764 00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:53,548 Oh! Oh, God! OK. 765 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:55,211 Oh, God. All right. 766 00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:57,982 Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 767 00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:00,855 Don't mind us, sweetie. Just grab yourself a latte and a scone. 768 00:41:00,891 --> 00:41:03,485 Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 769 00:41:04,361 --> 00:41:06,591 Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 770 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,892 Oh! Oh! 771 00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:16,202 OK. Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 772 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,707 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 773 00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:19,834 More of my lies are coming true. 774 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:23,106 My mom paints female... 775 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,307 you know. 776 00:41:27,384 --> 00:41:29,045 Female private parts now. 777 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:31,316 And why would you lie about that? 778 00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:32,947 I didn't. I lied about her being... 779 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,821 an avant-garde artist and now our house... 780 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:37,054 is some sort of installation art piece. 781 00:41:38,796 --> 00:41:39,763 Look, Annie, that's why I'm calling. 782 00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:41,059 What other lies have I told? 783 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:42,565 Well, let's see. Here's one- 784 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,034 "I'll meet you in the library at two o'clock, Annie. " 785 00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:47,865 I'm sorry. 786 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,835 But, uh, the guidance counselor... 787 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,640 called me in for like a really important meeting. 788 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:57,238 Sam, I've met the guidance counselor. 789 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,578 Oh, look, Annie, I'm super sorry I flaked on you. 790 00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:07,150 Well, sorry doesn't write our paper by tomorrow. 791 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:08,954 It's not gonna be a problem. I'll do it. 792 00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:11,894 All by myself, OK? I promise. 793 00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:23,396 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 794 00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:28,370 Get-Gimme- 795 00:42:28,412 --> 00:42:29,970 Gimme, gimme, gimme. 796 00:42:36,453 --> 00:42:38,080 Gimme that homework. 797 00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:40,848 No! 798 00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:49,058 Gimme the homework! Gimme! 799 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,100 Ugh! 800 00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:10,949 Si, si. Ciao. - Mom? 801 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,717 A critic saw one of my pieces... 802 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,089 at the community center... 803 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:18,094 told his friends. 804 00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:19,789 And when you get traction in the art world... 805 00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:21,730 you've gotta leverage it. 806 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,131 I... guess. 807 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:26,466 Look, Mom, do you think you could help me with something? 808 00:43:26,503 --> 00:43:28,835 Love to, but my agent wants me in Gstaad for an opening... 809 00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:30,430 so, uh, perhaps when I get back. 810 00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:33,942 Sure. 811 00:43:33,978 --> 00:43:37,004 Uh, well, then, do you know if Dad's around? 812 00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:39,311 I- I just really need to talk to somebody. 813 00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:41,011 There's some pretty weird stuff going on. 814 00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:48,214 Oh- 815 00:43:51,328 --> 00:43:54,092 Oh, my God. 816 00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:55,655 Dad, what are you wearing? 817 00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:58,259 I just got in from my gig. 818 00:43:58,302 --> 00:43:59,963 What gig? 819 00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:04,031 Man, this comeback tour's way harder than I expected it to be. 820 00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:07,905 Ah. 821 00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:09,071 So you're in Poison. 822 00:44:09,747 --> 00:44:12,477 Was in Poison, son. Was. 823 00:44:12,516 --> 00:44:15,280 But, ah, this solo gig is gonna put me... 824 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:18,015 right back up on the top again. Whoo! 825 00:44:18,055 --> 00:44:19,215 Ow. 826 00:44:19,256 --> 00:44:21,121 God, you smell like Pabst Blue Ribbon. 827 00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:24,457 That's a compliment coming from Vincent Van Beaver over there. 828 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,224 It's art, Hank. 829 00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:27,662 Maybe to a gynecologist. 830 00:44:27,698 --> 00:44:29,461 I have to get to the airport. 831 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,195 Are you sober enough to drive Sam to school? 832 00:44:31,235 --> 00:44:33,465 I doubt it. He can drive himself. 833 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:34,528 What? 834 00:44:34,571 --> 00:44:38,473 Yeah, I really gotta hit the rack. 835 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,273 Just try and keep her under 100, huh, Sambo? 836 00:44:45,215 --> 00:44:47,775 Under 100? 837 00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:48,807 Sambo? 838 00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:52,179 Ugh! 839 00:44:53,257 --> 00:44:55,122 Dad? 840 00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,330 Mom? 841 00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:08,571 . Well, I'm a weapon of mass destruction. 842 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:14,340 . Got no apologies for a hyper concussion... 843 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,369 I may not die a virgin after all. 844 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:20,984 . Take your love and turn it into obscenity. 845 00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:34,292 . You say that I don't care about. 846 00:45:34,331 --> 00:45:37,425 . All the little things that you care about. 847 00:45:37,468 --> 00:45:38,594 . All the-. 848 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:44,534 . I don't care about. 849 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,510 . All the little things that make you wanna shout. 850 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:56,952 . Ah, me me me me, is all you say that I care about. 851 00:45:56,987 --> 00:46:00,684 . Me me me me, is all I ever wanna talk about. 852 00:46:00,724 --> 00:46:04,717 . Me me me me, is what you think that I care about. 853 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,094 . Me me me me, is all I really wanna-. 854 00:46:14,838 --> 00:46:18,672 That is a gorgeous car you have there, Sam. 855 00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:23,980 . And all the kids on the street. 856 00:46:24,014 --> 00:46:27,040 . They think I'm neat neat neat neat neat. 857 00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:31,850 Did you finish the paper? 858 00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:36,484 You've got to be kidding me. 859 00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:38,688 Look, when it's your life you're messing up, that's fine... 860 00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:40,321 but don't bring me down with you. 861 00:46:40,364 --> 00:46:41,956 Look, I'm sorry, OK? 862 00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:43,193 I'll make it up to you, I promise. 863 00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:45,997 How? She's gonna give us an F on the paper, Sam. 864 00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:52,371 Maybe not. 865 00:46:56,113 --> 00:46:58,377 Hey. - Hey. 866 00:46:58,415 --> 00:47:00,246 So, uh... 867 00:47:00,284 --> 00:47:02,582 you're never gonna believe this, but... 868 00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:04,985 my-my dog ate my paper. 869 00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:06,956 And-and it-it's kinda hard to read... 870 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:07,979 but if you still want it- 871 00:47:08,025 --> 00:47:09,754 I definitely still want it. 872 00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:11,192 OK. 873 00:47:11,228 --> 00:47:13,890 Looks like you have a very bad dog, Samuel. 874 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:15,296 Did you spank her like a naughty bitch? 875 00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:17,323 Because she sounds like a naughty bitch. 876 00:47:18,702 --> 00:47:21,535 We-We, uh-W- We discip-discipline her sometimes. 877 00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:25,670 Oh. Well, it looks like you need to discipline her harder. 878 00:47:27,444 --> 00:47:28,706 Wow. 879 00:47:28,745 --> 00:47:31,043 OK? Well, uh- 880 00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:33,140 OK. Thank you so much... 881 00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:35,014 for being so cool about that. 882 00:47:35,052 --> 00:47:37,145 I'm just gonna go back to my seat now. 883 00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:42,221 I have a feeling we're gonna do great on this paper. 884 00:47:50,767 --> 00:48:00,375 Henderson sucks! Henderson sucks! 885 00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:02,708 Defense. Defense, that's your man! 886 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,406 What is that? 887 00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:10,255 Henderson sucks! 888 00:48:13,829 --> 00:48:15,296 I got it! 889 00:48:15,331 --> 00:48:17,822 What? No, ref! - 15 green, halt. 890 00:48:17,867 --> 00:48:19,061 Come on! - That's 5, Coach. 891 00:48:19,101 --> 00:48:20,500 Hey, hey, hey! - Come on! 892 00:48:20,536 --> 00:48:22,629 That's 5. You're done, son. - No! 893 00:48:22,672 --> 00:48:23,661 What? What? What? - Hey, hey, hey, hey... 894 00:48:23,706 --> 00:48:25,196 you gotta sit down. - No, ref! 895 00:48:25,241 --> 00:48:27,004 That's 5 fouls, Kyle. He says you gotta sit. 896 00:48:27,043 --> 00:48:28,476 What?! 897 00:48:29,612 --> 00:48:31,671 Coach, you need a replacement. 898 00:48:31,714 --> 00:48:33,909 I don't got anybody else. They're all fouled out. 899 00:48:33,949 --> 00:48:35,712 What about the little guy over there? 900 00:48:39,055 --> 00:48:41,023 How about we play with 4? - 5 or you forfeit. 901 00:48:41,057 --> 00:48:42,285 Fine. 902 00:48:44,827 --> 00:48:46,886 Leonard, you're in. 903 00:48:46,929 --> 00:48:48,362 What? 904 00:48:48,397 --> 00:48:50,058 You're in. 905 00:48:50,099 --> 00:48:51,828 Ha... 906 00:49:07,350 --> 00:49:08,510 I'm open, I'm open! 907 00:49:08,551 --> 00:49:10,178 I'm open! 908 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,719 I'm open! 909 00:49:13,956 --> 00:49:16,254 What's going on? 910 00:49:22,064 --> 00:49:24,430 That's our basket, douchebag! 911 00:49:24,467 --> 00:49:26,332 Just stay the hell back here... 912 00:49:26,535 --> 00:49:28,366 and try not to touch the ball. 913 00:49:29,038 --> 00:49:30,733 You suck! 914 00:49:32,908 --> 00:49:34,808 Come on! 915 00:49:35,311 --> 00:49:36,744 I got it, I got it. 916 00:49:57,666 --> 00:49:59,861 Yeah! Yeah! 917 00:49:59,902 --> 00:50:01,597 OK, let's run that play again. 918 00:50:10,913 --> 00:50:13,711 . I wanna check into the paris Hilton. 919 00:50:13,749 --> 00:50:15,876 . Trade inside like Mr. Milken. 920 00:50:15,918 --> 00:50:18,079 . I scream in cherries, it's very necessary. 921 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,520 . To pick me some Halle berries. 922 00:50:20,556 --> 00:50:22,854 . You better believe I want to try it. 923 00:50:22,892 --> 00:50:25,258 . To climb the mountains of Salma Hayek. 924 00:50:25,294 --> 00:50:27,524 . Hotter than lava, Brazilian hot mama. 925 00:50:27,563 --> 00:50:31,090 . it's Adriana, it's Adriana Lima, oh!. 926 00:50:31,133 --> 00:50:34,935 . Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh!. 927 00:50:35,337 --> 00:50:36,504 Time, time, time! Get in here... 928 00:50:36,539 --> 00:50:38,803 Get in here. Huddle up. Come here, come here, come here. 929 00:50:41,010 --> 00:50:42,238 AII-All right, boys... 930 00:50:42,278 --> 00:50:43,745 what did I always tell you the possums' motto was? 931 00:50:43,779 --> 00:50:45,974 When the going gets tough, we lay down and play dead? 932 00:50:46,015 --> 00:50:47,778 Yeah, yeah. - O-Only tonight... 933 00:50:47,817 --> 00:50:49,284 we stand a chance, so let's get out there... 934 00:50:49,318 --> 00:50:51,115 and try to win this thing right here, right now! 935 00:50:51,153 --> 00:50:54,145 76-74, so the only shot we can think about taking is a- 936 00:50:54,190 --> 00:50:55,487 3- pointer. - Free throw! 937 00:50:55,524 --> 00:50:57,355 Free throw is one point. 938 00:50:57,393 --> 00:50:58,860 I know. - Leonard, look on the scoreboard. 939 00:50:58,894 --> 00:51:00,486 We're down by... what? 940 00:51:02,331 --> 00:51:03,696 Uh, 13 and a half. 941 00:51:03,732 --> 00:51:06,360 What? - S-Seven-eighths. 942 00:51:06,402 --> 00:51:07,596 But-but then you have to carry the one, so- 943 00:51:07,636 --> 00:51:09,536 We need a 3-pointer. - OK. 944 00:51:09,572 --> 00:51:10,766 What play shall we do, Coach? 945 00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:13,902 What does it matter? You get the ball to Leonard... 946 00:51:13,943 --> 00:51:15,342 he can kick it in, for all I care. 947 00:51:15,377 --> 00:51:17,242 Anybody got a better idea than that? 948 00:51:17,279 --> 00:51:19,804 No. - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 949 00:51:19,849 --> 00:51:21,680 Give it to me. 950 00:51:21,717 --> 00:51:25,209 possums! - Ohhhhhhh! 951 00:51:25,254 --> 00:51:26,687 We really got this. 952 00:51:28,257 --> 00:51:29,519 Nothing to worry about. 953 00:51:47,776 --> 00:51:56,213 . Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh!. 954 00:51:56,252 --> 00:52:00,154 . Oh, oh, oh, oh!. 955 00:52:00,189 --> 00:52:02,589 . I'm on fire. 956 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:05,992 . Yeah, Mama, let's have some fun!. 957 00:52:06,028 --> 00:52:09,156 . Come on! Come on!. 958 00:52:11,433 --> 00:52:13,697 Hello, BDI. 959 00:52:13,736 --> 00:52:15,829 I can prove it. - What? 960 00:52:15,871 --> 00:52:17,862 That my lies are coming true. 961 00:52:19,408 --> 00:52:21,774 Sam? - Uh-Look out the window. 962 00:52:23,479 --> 00:52:25,743 . Along with fear. 963 00:52:25,781 --> 00:52:29,478 . There goes the fear again. 964 00:52:34,490 --> 00:52:37,516 . There goes the fear. 965 00:52:45,167 --> 00:52:49,729 . And cars speed fast. 966 00:52:49,772 --> 00:52:51,933 . Out of here. 967 00:52:51,974 --> 00:52:55,273 Hey, where did you get this car? 968 00:52:55,311 --> 00:52:56,642 You wanna come to a party? 969 00:52:56,679 --> 00:52:59,079 No, not really. 970 00:52:59,114 --> 00:53:02,641 There's a huge basketball keg party at Vicki Sanders' house. 971 00:53:02,685 --> 00:53:05,119 Really? Kegs, basketball guys... 972 00:53:05,154 --> 00:53:07,850 and Vicki Sanders. Let's go. 973 00:53:07,890 --> 00:53:11,257 How can you adequately mock this party if you're not there? 974 00:53:11,293 --> 00:53:13,727 Look, just think about how much more above it all you'll be... 975 00:53:13,762 --> 00:53:15,855 if you come. 976 00:53:30,145 --> 00:53:33,945 Yo, Bridge Cable, you the man! Ha ha! 977 00:53:33,983 --> 00:53:36,577 Since when are you friends with the supersize kids? 978 00:53:36,619 --> 00:53:38,712 Ha. I kinda helped win the game today. 979 00:53:38,754 --> 00:53:42,087 Kinda? He single-handedly won the game! 980 00:53:45,728 --> 00:53:48,424 And now every girI at schooI is asking about him. 981 00:53:48,464 --> 00:53:49,692 Ha ha. 982 00:53:49,732 --> 00:53:52,132 Really? - Yeah. Ha ha. 983 00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:53,634 Who-Who spe-Who specifically? 984 00:53:53,669 --> 00:53:55,330 OK, everyone wants to know... 985 00:53:55,371 --> 00:53:57,498 who you're taking to Homecoming. 986 00:53:57,539 --> 00:53:59,439 Uh... 987 00:53:59,475 --> 00:54:01,340 I- I don't-I don't know. I'm still, you know... 988 00:54:01,377 --> 00:54:03,845 weighing up my-ahem-options. Right? 989 00:54:06,315 --> 00:54:07,873 Let's dance! 990 00:54:12,788 --> 00:54:14,756 Whoo! -. The sun shone down. 991 00:54:14,790 --> 00:54:17,884 . The world seems right. 992 00:54:17,926 --> 00:54:22,829 . During the day it feels like night. 993 00:54:22,865 --> 00:54:25,231 . I'm shot down, I-. 994 00:54:25,267 --> 00:54:28,361 Dude, your girI is totally freaking Bridge Cable. 995 00:54:28,404 --> 00:54:33,205 . You never know what you might find. 996 00:54:48,757 --> 00:54:50,987 Oh ho ho ho! 997 00:54:51,026 --> 00:54:53,290 Man, I've never seen Vicki dance like that before. 998 00:54:53,328 --> 00:54:56,058 I've never seen anyone dance like that before. 999 00:54:56,098 --> 00:54:57,725 Ha ha ha! 1000 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,024 . I'm shot down. 1001 00:55:00,069 --> 00:55:03,163 . I'm gripping tight. 1002 00:55:03,205 --> 00:55:08,438 . You never know what you might find. 1003 00:55:14,516 --> 00:55:16,040 I'm sure it's nothing, though, dude. 1004 00:55:16,085 --> 00:55:18,383 Whatever. The kid is still a loser. 1005 00:55:20,556 --> 00:55:22,751 Is that Carmen Electra? 1006 00:55:23,592 --> 00:55:26,186 Hm. Is Sam Leonard here? 1007 00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,299 Hey. I heard about your game on the radio... 1008 00:55:40,342 --> 00:55:43,641 and I just had to come by and say congratulations. 1009 00:55:45,447 --> 00:55:47,108 I baked you a cake. 1010 00:55:47,149 --> 00:55:48,980 Heh. 1011 00:55:57,326 --> 00:55:59,385 Oh, Sammy. 1012 00:56:00,596 --> 00:56:02,996 I am so proud of you. 1013 00:56:06,835 --> 00:56:08,496 That's my boy! 1014 00:56:08,537 --> 00:56:10,095 Whoo-hoo! 1015 00:56:10,139 --> 00:56:11,333 Yeah! 1016 00:56:13,308 --> 00:56:14,900 Oh. 1017 00:56:17,012 --> 00:56:18,536 Cake, anyone? 1018 00:56:28,757 --> 00:56:31,089 Kiss me, my love. 1019 00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:33,651 What? - Kiss me, my love. 1020 00:56:33,695 --> 00:56:36,459 Wait, wait, wait. Vicki, what about Kyle? 1021 00:56:36,498 --> 00:56:37,795 Oh, he's cooI with this. 1022 00:56:41,537 --> 00:56:44,233 Look, just because she went into the bathroom... 1023 00:56:44,273 --> 00:56:48,175 with a really well-hung basketball star slash rock star... 1024 00:56:48,210 --> 00:56:50,906 who drives a porsche and hangs out with smokin' hot mamas... 1025 00:56:50,946 --> 00:56:54,347 that doesn't mean anything's going on. 1026 00:56:54,383 --> 00:56:56,214 Yeah, maybe they're just chatting. 1027 00:56:59,021 --> 00:57:01,785 Oh, Vicki Sanders' left boob. 1028 00:57:03,158 --> 00:57:04,420 Unbelievable. 1029 00:57:05,093 --> 00:57:06,617 Can I...? 1030 00:57:07,663 --> 00:57:09,426 Ohhh! 1031 00:57:10,098 --> 00:57:11,190 Thank you. 1032 00:57:11,233 --> 00:57:13,895 OK. OK. OK. 1033 00:57:13,936 --> 00:57:15,403 Enough of the kids' stuff. 1034 00:57:15,437 --> 00:57:17,837 I'm ready, Sam. 1035 00:57:17,873 --> 00:57:19,204 OK. 1036 00:57:20,709 --> 00:57:22,472 For what? - To lose my virginity. 1037 00:57:22,511 --> 00:57:23,535 Wh-What? To-To me? 1038 00:57:23,579 --> 00:57:24,671 To you! - Now? 1039 00:57:24,713 --> 00:57:26,146 Now. 1040 00:57:26,181 --> 00:57:28,081 Vicki, we're in a bathroom. Don't you want it to be speciaI? 1041 00:57:28,116 --> 00:57:29,913 Oh... 1042 00:57:29,952 --> 00:57:32,614 that's what you're supposed to say. 1043 00:57:36,024 --> 00:57:38,049 It's a belt. - Shh! 1044 00:57:38,093 --> 00:57:39,355 No, I think it- 1045 00:57:43,131 --> 00:57:45,793 Oh... my... God! 1046 00:57:47,369 --> 00:57:49,496 Make love to me! 1047 00:57:49,538 --> 00:57:51,597 Huh? Grrr! 1048 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:52,834 Yaaaargh! 1049 00:57:55,577 --> 00:57:57,977 It's not what you think. - Yes, it is. 1050 00:57:58,013 --> 00:57:59,412 Grrr! 1051 00:58:01,683 --> 00:58:04,413 Grr! Grrrr! 1052 00:58:04,453 --> 00:58:05,784 please don't kill me! 1053 00:58:07,089 --> 00:58:08,579 Grrr! 1054 00:58:08,624 --> 00:58:10,251 Sam! 1055 00:58:10,292 --> 00:58:12,590 Agh! Agh! 1056 00:58:12,628 --> 00:58:14,596 Oh! 1057 00:58:14,963 --> 00:58:17,955 Go, Sam! Go! 1058 00:58:20,269 --> 00:58:21,736 Go! 1059 00:58:41,023 --> 00:58:44,982 . Ah, me me me me, is all you think that I care about. 1060 00:58:45,027 --> 00:58:48,258 . Me me me me, is all I ever wanna talk-. 1061 00:58:49,564 --> 00:58:51,191 Nice car! 1062 00:58:52,734 --> 00:58:54,361 You are my lover. 1063 00:58:54,403 --> 00:58:56,030 You're my boyfriend now. 1064 00:58:56,071 --> 00:58:58,539 I'm over Kyle, I love you now. 1065 00:59:01,043 --> 00:59:02,476 Are they going out now, or something? 1066 00:59:02,511 --> 00:59:04,638 Hey, Sam! Hey! 1067 00:59:05,047 --> 00:59:07,174 Hi, Sam. 1068 00:59:07,215 --> 00:59:09,240 Bridge Cable! 1069 00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:12,082 Sam, can I talk to you? 1070 00:59:13,822 --> 00:59:15,756 This-This'll just take a minute. 1071 00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:17,224 OK. 1072 00:59:21,196 --> 00:59:23,858 So, uh, what's up? 1073 00:59:25,634 --> 00:59:27,829 Oh. Um... OK. 1074 00:59:27,869 --> 00:59:30,667 Well, uh... 1075 00:59:30,706 --> 00:59:33,174 what I wanted to tell you is... 1076 00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:35,532 um... 1077 00:59:37,079 --> 00:59:38,512 uh... 1078 00:59:38,547 --> 00:59:41,778 I bought two tickets to Homecoming. 1079 00:59:41,817 --> 00:59:43,682 You? Homecoming? - Ha ha. 1080 00:59:43,719 --> 00:59:46,347 Annie, thi-this is huge. 1081 00:59:46,388 --> 00:59:48,322 Wh-What-What made you change your mind? 1082 00:59:48,357 --> 00:59:50,757 You were so excited about it, so... 1083 00:59:50,792 --> 00:59:54,990 I thought... what the hell? 1084 00:59:55,030 --> 00:59:57,863 So, uh, who are you going with? 1085 00:59:58,867 --> 00:59:59,959 Uh... 1086 01:00:00,002 --> 01:00:01,264 Um... 1087 01:00:01,303 --> 01:00:03,294 You're not the only one that-that hasn't been... 1088 01:00:03,338 --> 01:00:05,329 completely honest here. 1089 01:00:08,010 --> 01:00:10,342 Ha ha. I just-I just... 1090 01:00:10,379 --> 01:00:12,574 think that-that what we have... 1091 01:00:12,614 --> 01:00:13,876 together is really cooI... 1092 01:00:13,915 --> 01:00:15,348 and I just thought... 1093 01:00:16,885 --> 01:00:19,410 maybe we could explore it a little further. 1094 01:00:19,454 --> 01:00:21,012 Wow. 1095 01:00:22,491 --> 01:00:23,617 I- I don't- 1096 01:00:23,658 --> 01:00:24,852 I don't know what to say. 1097 01:00:25,994 --> 01:00:28,554 Oh, God, this is so high schooI. 1098 01:00:31,299 --> 01:00:32,891 Do you wanna go to Homecoming with me? 1099 01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:40,705 Um... But I'm with-I'm with Vicki. 1100 01:00:40,742 --> 01:00:43,609 But... Vicki's a stupid ho. 1101 01:00:44,613 --> 01:00:46,444 Yeah, OK, but... 1102 01:00:46,481 --> 01:00:49,348 you don't just leave the hottest, most popular girI in schooI... 1103 01:00:49,384 --> 01:00:50,874 for- 1104 01:00:52,954 --> 01:00:55,013 For someone like me. 1105 01:00:56,825 --> 01:00:58,725 Annie, I-I didn't mean it like that... 1106 01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,022 it was just- 1107 01:01:01,630 --> 01:01:04,724 You are pathetic. 1108 01:01:07,903 --> 01:01:10,133 I got a call from a scout at State last night... 1109 01:01:10,172 --> 01:01:13,141 saying that I'm no longer on the recruiting list. 1110 01:01:13,175 --> 01:01:16,872 This kid stole my girlfriend, my point guard position... 1111 01:01:16,912 --> 01:01:19,107 and my future in one day. 1112 01:01:19,147 --> 01:01:21,741 He even stole my parking spot, for Christ's sakes! 1113 01:01:21,783 --> 01:01:24,479 That parking spot thing, man, that's totally uncalled for. 1114 01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:26,248 This kid needs to pay! 1115 01:01:26,288 --> 01:01:27,550 Yeah. You know what? 1116 01:01:27,589 --> 01:01:30,023 How about we dress him up as a cheerleader... 1117 01:01:30,058 --> 01:01:31,889 push him into a stall in the girls' bathroom... 1118 01:01:31,927 --> 01:01:33,121 and give him a swirlie? 1119 01:01:33,161 --> 01:01:34,560 Oh, yeah. Ha ha! 1120 01:01:34,596 --> 01:01:36,257 Wait. Or, or we could, uh- 1121 01:01:36,298 --> 01:01:37,458 smear peanut butter in his hair... 1122 01:01:37,499 --> 01:01:39,091 Yeah. - shave off his eyebrows... 1123 01:01:39,134 --> 01:01:41,125 and then parade him round the cafeteria at lunch. 1124 01:01:41,169 --> 01:01:42,431 That's awesome. - Ha ha ha! 1125 01:01:42,471 --> 01:01:44,166 Or, or, or... 1126 01:01:44,206 --> 01:01:45,468 how about we douse him... 1127 01:01:45,507 --> 01:01:48,169 in some sort of common household cleanser... 1128 01:01:48,210 --> 01:01:49,768 pull him behind my truck... 1129 01:01:49,811 --> 01:01:52,837 and hook his nuts up to my car battery?! 1130 01:02:01,523 --> 01:02:05,050 I just wanted to have this little sit-down with you, Sam... 1131 01:02:05,093 --> 01:02:09,189 uh, because Mr. Von Der Ahe has informed me that... 1132 01:02:09,231 --> 01:02:12,564 you haven't turned in any homework since you started. 1133 01:02:14,569 --> 01:02:16,696 I have no choice but to... 1134 01:02:16,738 --> 01:02:19,434 take you out of the running for the math scholarship. 1135 01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:24,673 It's also district policy that I put you on probation. 1136 01:02:24,713 --> 01:02:26,738 Which means, unfortunately... 1137 01:02:26,781 --> 01:02:28,772 that one more slip-up and... 1138 01:02:30,986 --> 01:02:32,544 I have to expeI you. 1139 01:02:35,357 --> 01:02:37,848 Are you sure there isn't anything you'd like to say? 1140 01:02:39,194 --> 01:02:40,923 Bite me, Marcus! 1141 01:02:47,969 --> 01:02:50,369 I get two monkeys... 1142 01:02:54,309 --> 01:02:56,209 Well, I get the coconut monkeys then. 1143 01:02:56,244 --> 01:02:57,506 Oh, fine! 1144 01:02:57,546 --> 01:02:59,514 Hank, I'm tired of fighting about the coconut monkeys. 1145 01:02:59,548 --> 01:03:02,517 Go ahead and take the coconut monkeys. 1146 01:03:02,551 --> 01:03:04,644 What's going on? What- What are you guys doing? 1147 01:03:04,686 --> 01:03:06,551 Dividing up our stuff. 1148 01:03:06,588 --> 01:03:07,987 We're getting divorced. 1149 01:03:08,023 --> 01:03:09,923 Didn't you read the post-It Note we put on the fridge? 1150 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:11,619 The-the post-it? 1151 01:03:12,494 --> 01:03:13,859 What? 1152 01:03:13,895 --> 01:03:15,226 We've just grown apart. 1153 01:03:15,263 --> 01:03:17,561 I mean, I'm a rock star on his comeback... 1154 01:03:17,599 --> 01:03:19,829 and she paints hoo-has. 1155 01:03:19,868 --> 01:03:21,335 How could it ever work? 1156 01:03:21,369 --> 01:03:22,461 Look, we'll talk more about this later... 1157 01:03:22,504 --> 01:03:23,801 but I'm supposed to be in prague. 1158 01:03:23,838 --> 01:03:26,602 No, you-you can't leave, I-I need you guys. 1159 01:03:26,641 --> 01:03:28,871 Aww, Sam, I know it may seem... 1160 01:03:28,910 --> 01:03:31,538 like your world's coming to an end but it's not, OK? 1161 01:03:31,580 --> 01:03:35,243 It's just adolescence. This too shall pass. 1162 01:03:35,283 --> 01:03:38,081 No, Mom, it's about more than that. 1163 01:03:38,119 --> 01:03:39,245 Look, I told all these lies... 1164 01:03:39,287 --> 01:03:41,187 and-and now they've magically come true... 1165 01:03:41,223 --> 01:03:43,657 Mmm! - and-and I can't get out of it. 1166 01:03:43,692 --> 01:03:46,525 He gets his creativity from my side of the family. 1167 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:48,392 No, I'm-I'm telling the truth. 1168 01:03:48,430 --> 01:03:49,863 I'm not Iying. 1169 01:03:51,066 --> 01:03:52,863 Da-Dad, I'm literally failing out of schooI. 1170 01:03:52,901 --> 01:03:55,199 I'm not getting the M.A.A. Scholarship. 1171 01:03:55,237 --> 01:03:56,568 Tommy Lee didn't go to college. 1172 01:03:56,605 --> 01:03:58,539 Education is overrated. 1173 01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:00,871 Go to the university of life! 1174 01:04:00,909 --> 01:04:02,809 Bam! 1175 01:04:02,844 --> 01:04:04,471 Gotta go. My cab's here. 1176 01:04:04,512 --> 01:04:06,503 Yeah, I'm late for my sound check. 1177 01:04:11,753 --> 01:04:13,687 Where's it- 1178 01:04:16,258 --> 01:04:18,658 Leonard family meeting! 1179 01:04:20,195 --> 01:04:22,857 Leonard family meeting! 1180 01:04:22,897 --> 01:04:25,388 Sam Leonard-here! 1181 01:04:26,434 --> 01:04:28,231 Jill Leonard! 1182 01:04:30,939 --> 01:04:31,906 Hank Leonard. 1183 01:04:31,940 --> 01:04:34,465 Sorry, son. My fans need me. 1184 01:04:35,877 --> 01:04:38,869 Ha ha! Whoo-hoo! 1185 01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:45,177 Dad, come back! Dad, please! 1186 01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:46,619 Dad! 1187 01:04:46,655 --> 01:04:48,282 Ungh! 1188 01:05:31,499 --> 01:05:32,727 . Lie lie lie lie lie. 1189 01:05:32,767 --> 01:05:34,200 . You lie lie lie lie lie. 1190 01:05:34,235 --> 01:05:35,964 . Tell me why, tell me why. 1191 01:05:36,004 --> 01:05:37,733 . Why d'you have to lie?. 1192 01:05:37,772 --> 01:05:40,798 . Should've realized that you should've told the truth. 1193 01:05:40,842 --> 01:05:44,573 . Should've realized you know what I'll do. 1194 01:05:44,612 --> 01:05:50,073 . You're in suspension. 1195 01:05:50,118 --> 01:05:53,986 . You're a liar. 1196 01:05:56,358 --> 01:05:59,987 . Now I wanna know, now, now, now I wanna know. 1197 01:06:00,028 --> 01:06:03,486 . Why you never look me in the face. 1198 01:06:03,531 --> 01:06:06,591 . Broke a confidence just to please your ego. 1199 01:06:06,634 --> 01:06:10,092 . Should've realized you know what I know. 1200 01:06:10,138 --> 01:06:15,906 . You're in suspension. 1201 01:06:15,944 --> 01:06:18,674 Oh, my God, my nuts! -. You're a liar. 1202 01:06:23,084 --> 01:06:26,110 . I know where you go, everybody you know. 1203 01:06:26,154 --> 01:06:28,987 . I know everything that you do or say. 1204 01:06:29,023 --> 01:06:32,618 . So when you tell lies I'll always be in your way. 1205 01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:34,651 . I'm nobody's fooI and I know all. 1206 01:06:34,696 --> 01:06:37,221 I loved your paper, SamueI. It read like a poem. 1207 01:06:37,265 --> 01:06:38,425 Thank you, Mrs. Moran. 1208 01:06:38,466 --> 01:06:39,694 Oh, it's not Mrs. Moran anymore. 1209 01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:41,326 Mr. Moran and I have separated. 1210 01:06:41,436 --> 01:06:43,370 And I need... a man. 1211 01:06:43,405 --> 01:06:47,671 . You're in suspension. 1212 01:06:50,812 --> 01:06:53,212 Oh, look, more children. 1213 01:06:53,248 --> 01:06:55,341 We'll just have to finish this tonight. 1214 01:06:55,383 --> 01:06:56,543 What? We will? 1215 01:06:56,584 --> 01:06:57,983 I'm chaperoning the Homecoming dance. 1216 01:06:58,019 --> 01:07:00,214 Don't be late. 1217 01:07:00,622 --> 01:07:03,614 I love you! I love you, SamueI! I love you! 1218 01:07:04,959 --> 01:07:07,860 . You're a southern man, you're a northern souI. 1219 01:07:07,896 --> 01:07:10,990 . You're a west-ender, you got an eastern souI. 1220 01:07:11,032 --> 01:07:15,298 . But you're no one at all. 1221 01:07:17,372 --> 01:07:20,500 . You're a rich man, you're a poor man. 1222 01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:23,636 . You're this man, then you're that man. 1223 01:07:23,678 --> 01:07:28,138 . But you're no one at all. 1224 01:07:30,251 --> 01:07:33,186 . You're a liar, you're a winner. 1225 01:07:33,221 --> 01:07:36,657 . An expert and a beginner. 1226 01:07:36,691 --> 01:07:41,219 . But you're no one at all. 1227 01:07:42,931 --> 01:07:45,957 . When the wind blows that's when you know. 1228 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,128 . That your nose grows and your face shows. 1229 01:07:49,170 --> 01:07:53,664 . That you're no one at all. 1230 01:08:08,356 --> 01:08:11,484 . You're a hard rock with your own space. 1231 01:08:11,526 --> 01:08:14,723 . You're a disgrace but you've got your grace. 1232 01:08:14,762 --> 01:08:18,163 . But you're no one at all. 1233 01:08:21,569 --> 01:08:23,969 BDI, where the only thing colder than the ice cream... 1234 01:08:24,005 --> 01:08:26,701 is my attitude. This is Annie. How may I help ya? 1235 01:08:26,741 --> 01:08:28,572 Ooh, FYI... 1236 01:08:28,610 --> 01:08:29,975 I'm pregnant. 1237 01:08:30,011 --> 01:08:31,410 What? 1238 01:08:49,364 --> 01:08:50,626 Don't you want a family? 1239 01:08:50,665 --> 01:08:52,496 Yeah, yeah, yeah, someday, but- 1240 01:08:52,534 --> 01:08:55,526 Wait-It's not even possible, we never actually got to... you know. 1241 01:08:55,570 --> 01:08:57,128 So let's start right now, then. 1242 01:08:57,171 --> 01:08:59,469 So you're not- So you're not pregnant. 1243 01:08:59,507 --> 01:09:01,975 Oh, God, I hope he has your eyes. 1244 01:09:02,010 --> 01:09:03,409 Why did you- 1245 01:09:03,444 --> 01:09:05,036 Come on! 1246 01:09:08,116 --> 01:09:09,549 Oh, my God, you're insane. I gotta get out of here. 1247 01:09:09,584 --> 01:09:11,051 Come on! Come on. - Ah! 1248 01:09:11,085 --> 01:09:14,452 Haven't you always wanted to do it in a public toilet? 1249 01:09:15,690 --> 01:09:17,351 Are you horny? 1250 01:09:17,926 --> 01:09:19,860 Let's make love! 1251 01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:22,795 Come on, you're driving me crazy! 1252 01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:32,738 And when were you gonna tell me about all this, huh? 1253 01:09:32,774 --> 01:09:34,139 Mrs. Moran. 1254 01:09:34,175 --> 01:09:35,142 Hi. 1255 01:09:38,413 --> 01:09:40,313 No-no, wait. Mrs. Moran, wait! 1256 01:09:40,348 --> 01:09:41,975 Wait. Wait. 1257 01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:48,814 Come on, it's time for the big announcement. 1258 01:09:50,258 --> 01:09:54,422 And this year's Bridgeport Homecoming king and queen... 1259 01:09:54,429 --> 01:09:56,454 are... 1260 01:10:03,838 --> 01:10:06,739 Vicki Sanders and Sam Leonard! 1261 01:10:13,514 --> 01:10:18,679 . I don't remember what day it was. 1262 01:10:20,221 --> 01:10:25,386 . I didn't notice what time it was. 1263 01:10:26,995 --> 01:10:32,729 . AII I know is that I fell in love with you. 1264 01:10:32,767 --> 01:10:36,203 . And if all my dreams come true. 1265 01:10:36,237 --> 01:10:40,196 . I'll be spending time with you. 1266 01:10:40,241 --> 01:10:43,108 . Every day's a new day... 1267 01:10:43,144 --> 01:10:46,841 Just like to take this moment to congratulate our newly crowned... 1268 01:10:46,881 --> 01:10:49,543 Homecoming king and queen! 1269 01:11:04,732 --> 01:11:06,723 And... 1270 01:11:06,768 --> 01:11:09,100 to our king... 1271 01:11:10,071 --> 01:11:13,097 Whoo! Yeah! 1272 01:11:13,141 --> 01:11:14,938 SamueI Leonard... 1273 01:11:17,545 --> 01:11:19,376 I would just like to say... 1274 01:11:21,349 --> 01:11:22,714 that I am madly in love with you. 1275 01:11:24,786 --> 01:11:26,185 Which is why it hurt so much... 1276 01:11:26,220 --> 01:11:27,881 to find you trying to have sex with Vicki Sanders... 1277 01:11:27,922 --> 01:11:29,150 in the faculty restroom. 1278 01:11:29,190 --> 01:11:30,054 What? 1279 01:11:30,091 --> 01:11:31,615 Mrs. Moran, think about your career. 1280 01:11:31,659 --> 01:11:34,924 Oh, screw my career! What is my life without you, Sam? 1281 01:11:35,897 --> 01:11:37,728 probably pretty fine. 1282 01:11:37,765 --> 01:11:42,259 And to our-ha, mmm- 1283 01:11:42,303 --> 01:11:44,271 our... 1284 01:11:49,377 --> 01:11:51,743 filthy skank queen, Vicki Sanders... 1285 01:11:51,779 --> 01:11:54,145 I would just like to say to you... 1286 01:11:57,685 --> 01:11:58,743 Ah! 1287 01:11:58,786 --> 01:12:01,220 You ball-breaking whore! 1288 01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:03,916 Ah! 1289 01:12:07,528 --> 01:12:10,827 Are you sure there isn't something you need to be telling me? 1290 01:12:13,601 --> 01:12:16,468 Actually, there is something... 1291 01:12:17,605 --> 01:12:21,041 that I need to be telling you, Marcus. 1292 01:12:31,819 --> 01:12:33,719 Oh, no. Oh. 1293 01:12:33,755 --> 01:12:35,723 Mr. -I'm sorry, Mr. - pri-principaI Hayes. 1294 01:12:35,757 --> 01:12:37,190 . Sloop John B!. 1295 01:12:37,558 --> 01:12:38,889 . Sloop John B!. 1296 01:12:39,427 --> 01:12:40,451 . Sloop John B!. 1297 01:12:45,133 --> 01:12:46,464 Mrs. Moran! 1298 01:12:46,501 --> 01:12:48,662 . We come on the sloop John B. 1299 01:12:48,703 --> 01:12:51,194 . Grandfather and me. 1300 01:12:51,239 --> 01:12:55,107 . Around Nassau town we did roam. 1301 01:12:55,143 --> 01:12:58,010 Mrs. Moran! Mrs. Moran! -. Drinking all night. 1302 01:12:58,045 --> 01:13:00,775 . Got into a fight. 1303 01:13:00,815 --> 01:13:02,180 . Well, I feeI so broke up-. 1304 01:13:02,216 --> 01:13:04,616 Oh! 1305 01:13:04,652 --> 01:13:06,813 Guys! Mrs. Moran! 1306 01:13:06,854 --> 01:13:08,754 Guys! please, you don't understand. 1307 01:13:08,790 --> 01:13:11,281 Take him to the parking lot! - No! No! No! No! No! Guys! 1308 01:13:11,325 --> 01:13:15,056 . The constable had to come and take him away. 1309 01:13:15,096 --> 01:13:17,360 Oh, please. - What are you doing, Kyle? 1310 01:13:17,398 --> 01:13:18,888 Come on, man, this is crazy. What are you doing? 1311 01:13:18,933 --> 01:13:20,400 What does it look like I'm doing? 1312 01:13:20,434 --> 01:13:22,994 I'm gonna pull him behind my truck! 1313 01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:25,403 Kyle, this is crazy! 1314 01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:27,066 Kyle, look, look, we were just going to rough him up a little. 1315 01:13:27,108 --> 01:13:29,508 But you know what, I think you're taking these threats a little too literaI! 1316 01:13:29,544 --> 01:13:31,375 I'd like to second that. 1317 01:13:31,412 --> 01:13:34,108 Damn it! I've flooded it again! 1318 01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:35,945 Kyle, relax! Kyle! 1319 01:13:35,983 --> 01:13:38,213 No! Move! 1320 01:13:38,252 --> 01:13:39,810 Grrrr! 1321 01:13:39,854 --> 01:13:42,414 Let's make you look good tonight, Chapstick! 1322 01:13:42,456 --> 01:13:44,390 Oh, thank you, Lord! 1323 01:13:44,425 --> 01:13:45,858 Kyle! 1324 01:13:45,893 --> 01:13:49,056 You get to skip all the way to the car battery on your nuts! 1325 01:13:49,096 --> 01:13:52,190 What? Wh-Kyle, please, can we just talk about this, buddy? 1326 01:13:52,233 --> 01:13:54,292 Kyle, you don't wanna do this. 1327 01:13:54,335 --> 01:13:55,632 You're only doing this 'cause I lied... 1328 01:13:55,670 --> 01:13:56,967 and said you wanted to do it. 1329 01:13:57,004 --> 01:14:00,804 Are you saying I'm your puppet? - No, no, no, no! 1330 01:14:00,842 --> 01:14:03,902 Kyle, buddy, I'm just saying- I'm just saying- 1331 01:14:03,945 --> 01:14:05,344 You don't wanna do this! 1332 01:14:05,379 --> 01:14:07,677 Oh, yes I do! 1333 01:14:07,715 --> 01:14:10,445 . This is the worst trip I've ever been on. 1334 01:14:10,484 --> 01:14:12,850 Kyle! Kyle! Think about your life. 1335 01:14:12,887 --> 01:14:14,149 Grrr! 1336 01:14:14,188 --> 01:14:15,246 You're gonna wear out your battery. 1337 01:14:15,289 --> 01:14:16,779 Grrr! 1338 01:14:16,824 --> 01:14:18,792 Just go ahead and do it, my life can't get any worse. 1339 01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:19,884 Grrr! 1340 01:14:21,562 --> 01:14:24,258 Everybody freeze! You're all under arrest! 1341 01:14:24,298 --> 01:14:26,766 . Let me go home I really wanna go home. 1342 01:14:26,801 --> 01:14:28,268 Or-Or maybe it can. 1343 01:14:28,436 --> 01:14:32,522 . Oh! I feeI so broke up I wanna go home. 1344 01:14:32,557 --> 01:14:36,609 . I wanna go home.. I wanna go home. 1345 01:14:42,950 --> 01:14:45,145 Hey there, gangster. 1346 01:14:46,787 --> 01:14:50,279 There goes my guidance counselor of the year award. 1347 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,284 Hey. 1348 01:14:54,328 --> 01:14:59,391 Listen, uh, I'm sorry about the advice I gave you the other day. 1349 01:14:59,433 --> 01:15:02,163 Although everything I said is basically true. 1350 01:15:02,203 --> 01:15:04,296 Everyone does lie. 1351 01:15:04,338 --> 01:15:06,135 But that doesn't make it right. 1352 01:15:06,173 --> 01:15:09,199 And more importantly, I don't think it's gonna make you happy. 1353 01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:13,304 In fact I think honesty and happiness go hand in hand. 1354 01:15:13,347 --> 01:15:17,750 Though try telling my psycho ex-wife that. 1355 01:15:17,785 --> 01:15:20,219 Anyway... 1356 01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:22,484 principaI Hayes has dropped all the charges... 1357 01:15:22,523 --> 01:15:24,548 and I've talked him into giving you detention... 1358 01:15:24,592 --> 01:15:27,584 for the rest of the year instead of expelling you. 1359 01:15:31,265 --> 01:15:33,392 Th-Thank you. If- 1360 01:15:33,434 --> 01:15:35,834 If you could only get me out of all these lies. 1361 01:15:38,706 --> 01:15:41,334 I believe it was Thomas Jefferson who once said... 1362 01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:44,606 "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. " 1363 01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:49,743 OK. Wow. - Thank you! 1364 01:15:51,652 --> 01:15:53,711 Did I say something usefuI? 1365 01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:58,116 I'm leaving you. - What? 1366 01:15:58,159 --> 01:16:00,957 Now, now, I realize you're like the most beautifuI girI ever... 1367 01:16:00,995 --> 01:16:03,725 and I'm, um, me... 1368 01:16:03,764 --> 01:16:06,198 but, uh... we have nothing in common. 1369 01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:08,531 And I don't even really like you. 1370 01:16:08,569 --> 01:16:11,595 That's fine. We'll just have a sexuaI relationship, then. 1371 01:16:11,639 --> 01:16:13,300 No commitment, no companionship... 1372 01:16:13,341 --> 01:16:16,674 just wild uninhibited sex whenever you wanna have it. 1373 01:16:16,711 --> 01:16:20,807 people do that? - I have no self-esteem, Sam. 1374 01:16:20,848 --> 01:16:26,184 Girls like me never do. I will do whatever you want me to do. 1375 01:16:26,220 --> 01:16:29,280 No! No, no, no. Vicki, OK? 1376 01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:31,621 We're done. I'm sorry, this has gone way too far. 1377 01:16:31,659 --> 01:16:33,718 Uh, it's over. Goodbye. 1378 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:40,961 AII-star! 1379 01:16:41,002 --> 01:16:44,199 I gotta tell you. You have turned my whole life around. 1380 01:16:44,238 --> 01:16:46,172 I haven't had a-I haven't had a death threat in a week. 1381 01:16:46,207 --> 01:16:48,175 I gotta quit the team. 1382 01:16:48,209 --> 01:16:49,836 The truth is, I'm not good at basketball. 1383 01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:52,437 Uh... sorry. 1384 01:17:05,559 --> 01:17:10,106 00:46