1 00:00:03,489 --> 00:00:05,070 Long night's journey into day. 2 00:00:05,310 --> 00:00:06,850 One apple, take 34. 3 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:10,550 And action. 4 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:14,590 Hi, I guess you're wondering what I'm doing here tonight in a suit and all. 5 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:19,130 Well, it's kind of crazy, but I'm going to explain it to you anyway. 6 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:25,590 Well, see, tonight we have a kind of special show for you. It's called 7 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:28,400 Retro... Retrospective, Nicholas. 8 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,460 Retrospective. Oh, yeah. Sorry. 9 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:34,760 Retrospective. I don't exactly know what that means, but I know it's a different 10 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:35,760 kind of show. 11 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,260 So... I forgot what I'm supposed to say next. 12 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:41,500 So sit back and enjoy yourself. 13 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:46,060 Oh, yeah. So sit back and enjoy yourself and see all the kind of funny things 14 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:47,600 that happens to the Bradfords. 15 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,300 So stick around. 16 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,700 Isn't it over yet? 17 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:54,680 It's over. Cut! 18 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,400 It's nice to have a man around the house, isn't it? Yeah, he was too beat 19 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,640 handle this, so we made a deal. He's cooking tonight. 20 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,340 Well, in that case, I'm going to eat out. 21 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:25,000 And Miss Silly Con Bradford? 22 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:30,140 Look, I have had the pleasure of that. You haven't, so I'll eat out. By the 23 00:02:30,140 --> 00:02:31,300 I need to talk to him. 24 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:32,640 Do you know where he is? 25 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,920 Yes, he's in the bedroom meditating in front of a crossword puzzle. 26 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:37,220 Oh, okay. Thank you. 27 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:42,260 I'm in. 28 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,200 Hi, Dad. 29 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:52,170 Keep quiet. I'm trying to think of an eight -letter word to think. 30 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,090 Eight -letter word. 31 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:55,890 Cogitate. 32 00:02:57,910 --> 00:03:03,510 C -O -G -I -T -A -T -E. That's it. 33 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:06,690 Why didn't I cogitate that? 34 00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:10,690 Well, because you spend all day cogitating over the typewriter. That's 35 00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:13,590 What can I do for you, daughter number one? 36 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:15,010 What? 37 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:22,840 Oh, no. 38 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,140 Abby. 39 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,480 Abby. 40 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:28,760 Abby. 41 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,400 Abby. 42 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,300 Yeah, she's unconscious. 43 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:38,340 I'll call Mac. 44 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:50,500 She's going to be all right, Dr. Maxwell. 45 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:55,480 Yeah, I think so. There is a slight possibility of a minor concussion, but 46 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,480 won't know until morning. 47 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,600 Do we have to hospitalize her? 48 00:03:57,940 --> 00:04:00,860 No, they do the same thing for her there that you can do here. 49 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:03,600 Every couple of hours, talk to her. 50 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:08,100 Make sure she's coherent, recognizes her surroundings, things like that. 51 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,180 You mean we should try and keep her awake all night? 52 00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:11,420 More or less. 53 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:15,400 You see, what you have to watch for in any type of concussion is that you don't 54 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,680 allow the patient to slip into a coma. 55 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,400 Now... I'm making it sound more serious than it really is. 56 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:27,220 What I'm saying is that Abby shouldn't sleep for longer than short periods of 57 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:28,780 time over the next 12 hours. 58 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,040 Anything else? 59 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:33,720 Yes. Watch her temperature and her pulse to make sure everything's normal. 60 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,400 How do we keep her awake? 61 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:40,060 Well, I'm sure you all have enough stories to entertain her for the next 12 62 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,060 hours. 63 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,240 I'll stop by later tonight and see you. Bye, Dr. Max. Thank you, Dr. Max. 64 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:50,930 Oh, I'll be on rounds at St. Mary's until 8, and I'll be home after that. 65 00:04:51,170 --> 00:04:54,570 Don't hesitate to call me. All right, Max, thanks a lot. Really. 66 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:01,570 Does he mean bedtime stories? 67 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:05,590 No, no, bedtime stories. They put people to sleep. We've got to keep Abby awake. 68 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:08,710 Oh. How about funny stories? 69 00:05:09,330 --> 00:05:10,750 Yeah, all right. Why not? 70 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:15,100 Okay, gang, let's get organized. Somebody make a pot of coffee. I'll do 71 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:16,660 Someone call David. 72 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:20,340 I will. And somebody better make a schedule of our shift, all right? This 73 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:21,340 going to be a long night. 74 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:22,500 Okay. 75 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,240 You don't feel so hot, huh? 76 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,080 I felt better, Nikolai. 77 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:32,520 You don't have that thing where you can't remember anything, do you? Because 78 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:36,680 saw this thing on TV, you know, where a man falls on his head and he can't even 79 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:37,700 remember his name. 80 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,780 No, I don't think I have amnesia. 81 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:44,400 Oh, yeah? Well, who's the 26th president? 82 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,580 Hmm, the 26th president. 83 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,560 Beats me. 84 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,440 Don't worry. I can't even remember. 85 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:57,540 Listen, want to hear a story? 86 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,440 Yeah. 87 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:07,000 Once upon a time, I wanted to get arrested, but I didn't exactly know how 88 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 about it. 89 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:18,609 It's in the garage. 90 00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:19,189 What is? 91 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:21,090 The cat. I'm a cat burglar. 92 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:24,990 Thirty days till I retire and I get Dennis the Menace. 93 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:26,430 My name's Nicholas. 94 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:29,950 Aren't you gonna make me stand over the wall so you can fist me? 95 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:31,410 The answer is no. 96 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,030 Come on, kid. 97 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:35,190 Come clean. 98 00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:37,330 Why did you steal the cat? 99 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:40,210 So I can be like all my brothers and sisters. 100 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:42,990 Do your brothers and sisters steal cats? 101 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:44,970 No. They've all been arrested. 102 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,300 And I'm the only one in the whole family that's never been arrested. 103 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,040 Well, that's something to be proud of. You're the only one with a clean record. 104 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:58,420 Okay. 105 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:04,980 Stick out your mitts. 106 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,780 Your hands, kid. Stick out your hands. 107 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,160 You have the right to remain silent. 108 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:13,700 You have the right to an attorney. 109 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,540 If you cannot report an attorney, one will be provided by the court. 110 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,560 No, 111 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,000 kid. Don't smile. 112 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,100 Well, watch your step, kid. 113 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:41,500 You got a record now. 114 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:42,900 Yep. 115 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,720 Now you go to jail. 116 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:52,080 Dad said I was misguided, so he tried to make things up to me by being my best 117 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,980 friend. Boy, did he have it. 118 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:56,100 I'm going to teach you how to swim. 119 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,780 But I don't have my swimsuit. 120 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,760 That's all right. You don't need one. 121 00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:03,160 You mean this will make it? 122 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,220 That's right. That's how Tommy and David learned. It's easier that way. You 123 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,140 don't have the trunks to weigh you down. 124 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:13,750 Okay, but if we get arrested, just remember it was your idea. 125 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,190 The first step was the YMCA. 126 00:08:23,030 --> 00:08:24,670 Well, you ready, Nicholas? 127 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,450 If you say so, Dad. 128 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:27,890 Good luck. 129 00:08:40,429 --> 00:08:44,870 Somehow we beat the rat, but Dad still wanted to spend all his time with me. So 130 00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:45,910 he took me kite flying. 131 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,550 Only he did the flying. 132 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:49,490 No! No! 133 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:53,490 And I did the watch. 134 00:08:56,790 --> 00:08:58,630 And I lost a good kite. 135 00:09:00,530 --> 00:09:02,090 Are you and Dad still friends? 136 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:04,510 Yeah, but not best friends. 137 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,370 Freddie Ryan's my best friend. 138 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:14,490 Nicholas, would you mind if I just got a little bit of sleep? 139 00:09:15,270 --> 00:09:17,070 Yeah, but not too much. 140 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,210 Okay, not too much. 141 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,600 Sorry, but doctor's orders. 142 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:46,800 It's your shift, huh? 143 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:49,040 Yeah, I made up the schedule. 144 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:53,140 Actually, it wasn't very taxing. See, I just devised it in reverse orders of 145 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:55,020 bedtimes. Pretty brilliant, huh? 146 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:57,640 Yeah. 147 00:09:57,860 --> 00:10:00,600 But I'm not always this brilliant. 148 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,480 I remember the last time I tried to organize something. 149 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:07,800 It was my first big plunge into high finance. I wanted to be a real business 150 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,800 tycoon. 151 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,880 Well, what are we talking about? 152 00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:15,310 Mary and I are having a garage sale. I was prowling around in the attic when I 153 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,530 suddenly realized that there's a small fortune in junk up there that we never 154 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:22,750 use. Oh, no, no. Wait a minute. You said there was junk. I said there was a 155 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:23,750 small fortune. 156 00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:26,690 Relax, Tommy. I just brought over some merchandise. 157 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:31,030 All right. We'll take it on in consignment if it's saleable. 158 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:34,650 I don't know. Some of this stuff is pretty tacky, David. 159 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:37,510 That is a genuine Boy Scout bugle. 160 00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:38,710 One owner. 161 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:44,880 Here, Elizabeth, put $7 .50 on it, put a slash through it, mark it down to five 162 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,820 bucks. We'll take anything down to 40 cents. 163 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,580 I thought this garage sale was supposed to be a partnership. 164 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:56,520 It is. You're a 33 % partner and I'm a 67 % partner. I came up with the idea 165 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,840 I'm providing the management services. 166 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,060 Then how come I'm carrying most of the load? 167 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,920 Tommy, do we still have that umbrella tent Dad bought the time he promised to 168 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,919 take us camping? 169 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:08,480 Yeah, it's over there. I'm asking 75 bucks for it, including a certified 170 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:12,160 affidavit that this family never slept in it. Well, you'll have to change that. 171 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,480 I'm sleeping in it tonight. 172 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:18,760 Uh, no, no, I'm sorry, Susan, but I can't let you do that. You see, the 173 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,040 depreciation between new and used is brutal. 174 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:22,460 Tommy, I'm your sister. 175 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:25,380 Blood is blood and business is business. 176 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:32,180 Which leaves us with a net total of $31 .46. 177 00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:34,470 $31 .46. 178 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:37,650 That's hardly more than $10 for each of us. 179 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:44,750 No, that's more like $5 for the junior partners and in the neighborhood of 180 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,750 $20 for the front office. 181 00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:50,830 Oh, wait a second, wait a minute. No, no, no. Now a deal is a deal. 182 00:11:51,450 --> 00:11:56,990 67 % for the front office and 33 % for the minority shareholders. 183 00:11:57,970 --> 00:11:58,970 Hey, 184 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:01,710 if you wanted a sure thing, you should have stuck with babysitting. 185 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:03,250 The front office. 186 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:07,450 Well, it's lonely at the top. 187 00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:09,690 Know what I mean, sweetheart? 188 00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:16,550 It was also wet at the top. Know what I mean, sweetheart? 189 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,310 Hi, 190 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:30,210 Elizabeth. 191 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:33,280 Hi, I didn't know you were awake. 192 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:37,420 Yeah, Tommy's been keeping me up with tales of his business troubles. 193 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,440 Oh, well, listen, maybe I should let you spend some time alone. 194 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,280 No, no, no, come sit down. Keep me company. 195 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,320 Okay. 196 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,820 Well, you know, I'm not very good at stories. 197 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:53,020 We could just talk. 198 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:58,280 Okay. You know, I can remember a time when you didn't want to talk to me at 199 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:01,630 Yeah, I guess I was being a little selfish. 200 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:06,650 I've got a history of being a little selfish. 201 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:10,430 Hi, I'm Billy Klein Connect. I'm here for Elizabeth. 202 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:11,890 Oh, sure, come in. 203 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:19,670 Hi, I'm Nancy. 204 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:22,230 I'm Billy Klein Connect. I'm here for Elizabeth. 205 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,190 Yeah, I kind of guessed. 206 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:26,250 Uh, Nancy, I have to get dressed. Okay. 207 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,440 Why don't you come into the den and I'll go tell her you're here, okay? 208 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,280 Dad, this is Billy Klein Connect. 209 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,740 My father, Mr. 210 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:37,120 Bradford. Oh, hello. Nice to meet you. I'm Billy Klein Connect. 211 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,320 I'm here for Elizabeth. 212 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,920 How did you two get acquainted? 213 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,280 All right, very good. 214 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,620 Sit down, Billy. Make yourself at home. 215 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,140 and I'm here for Elizabeth. 216 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,880 Sure, come in. 217 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:19,940 Why don't you come in here, Jeremy, and I'll tell Elizabeth that you're here. 218 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,020 Have a seat. 219 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,960 Listen, why don't I go and see what's taking us so long? 220 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,760 I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. 221 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,790 Hi. 222 00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:54,870 Here for Elizabeth. 223 00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,910 Yeah, I kind of had a hunch. 224 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,490 I'd better warn her you're here. 225 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,280 We have a bit of a problem. There are two guys downstairs waiting to take you 226 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,280 the prom. 227 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,280 Jeremy, what are you doing here? 228 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,820 You mean tonight isn't the prom? 229 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,760 Kelly! 230 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,320 It was so embarrassing. 231 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,480 The night couldn't possibly get any worse. 232 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:36,499 Good evening. 233 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,920 I'm Mike Thompson. I'm here for Elizabeth. 234 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:44,790 How you doing? 235 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:46,130 Stand awake. 236 00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:47,430 Ah, good. 237 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:51,050 Are the headaches still bad? 238 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:52,550 Kind of. 239 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:54,070 Shucks, I'm so sorry. 240 00:15:56,510 --> 00:16:00,810 Maybe you'd feel better if I told you some of my most famous headache stories. 241 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:04,950 Tom, you're not going to tell your medical history, are you? 242 00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:08,150 No, no, it's more like my paternal history. 243 00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:11,090 You know, headaches kind of go with my job. 244 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,000 Boy, I've had some real beauties. 245 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,860 Daddy, I want to go on the pill. 246 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:27,140 You want to go on the pill? 247 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,000 We're not getting married, Daddy. 248 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,720 We're going to live together. 249 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,440 Quarantined? What is this all about? Please don't come out of your house, Mr. 250 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,760 Bradford. Things can go in, food, so forth, but nothing is to come out. I'm 251 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,500 sorry. Excuse me, sir. 252 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,880 I don't live here. 253 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,220 You do now. 254 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,480 Who are you? 255 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:50,940 Would you repeat that last part, please? 256 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,260 You're not going to believe this. 257 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,780 I have seven kids in jail. 258 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:08,119 But even with headaches, I've still had a few minor moments of glory, like 259 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:10,400 explaining the facts of life to Tommy. 260 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:16,839 Tommy, do you know what the word puberty means? 261 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:25,819 It is the time in life when a young person's body experiences 262 00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:27,000 certain changes. 263 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:32,700 These changes can be very confusing. 264 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:38,260 because they send messages to the brain. 265 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:43,180 And this is very confusing. 266 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,840 You following? 267 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:52,060 You see, men and women are constructed differently. 268 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:58,220 Like cars, they both start out with the same standard equipment, four wheels and 269 00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,220 a motor. 270 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:02,980 But then, of course, we have our various options. 271 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:07,020 Power steering and disc brakes. 272 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,500 You see? 273 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:13,760 Think of it as a dance of electronic force. 274 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,400 Do you see what I'm getting at? 275 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:26,560 So, to sum it all up, watch yourself Saturday night. 276 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,600 Thanks, Dad. I'll keep that in mind. 277 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,580 That speech put Tommy asleep, too. 278 00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:27,090 Coffee call. 279 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:28,550 Oh, thanks. 280 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:37,930 I made you caffeinated. I figured the heat would keep us awake without the 281 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:40,890 caffeine making us any more nervous. I don't think I could be more nervous. 282 00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:44,410 Well, instead of having a concussion, we could be having a baby. 283 00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:46,710 I think I could be more nervous. 284 00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:49,170 I wonder how Nancy's doing. 285 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,700 I must say, you have a unique bedside manner. 286 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,900 Are you trying to hypnotize me? 287 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,260 Oh, no, Abby. 288 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,480 It's just that I'm not good at being around people who are sick. 289 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,400 Oh. 290 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,920 I start imagining that I have what they have. 291 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,440 Then you must have a pretty bad headache right now, huh? 292 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:23,640 You would have to mention that. 293 00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:29,300 This headache is nothing compared to the one I had when I was a contestant in 294 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,880 the Miss Sacramento beauty pageant. 295 00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:38,950 It all started because of the talent contest. And I found out just how 296 00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:40,630 untalented I was. Remember? 297 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:42,770 Come on! 298 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:44,870 Come on, Mary. 299 00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:50,290 Baton twirling is not a martial art. I know, but I can't do it. 300 00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:52,590 I can't do it. 301 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,870 You can't do it. I couldn't do it. 302 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:56,890 This is going to make a great routine. 303 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:58,550 What? 304 00:20:58,750 --> 00:20:59,930 Oh, tell me. 305 00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:03,790 On your mark, get set, go. 306 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,940 If it weren't for you, I would have never realized how truly talented I was. 307 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:31,060 And here she is, the fifth and last finalist herself, Miss... 308 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:33,600 Nancy Brockwood! 309 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,020 I didn't win, but my hair sure looked good. 310 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,380 Even though it's not New Year's, I guess it's a good time to make a resolution. 311 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,740 I, Nancy Bradford, do solemnly swear that I will never do dumb things again. 312 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,680 Or at least I won't be so obvious about it. 313 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,380 Abby, are you okay? 314 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:08,300 Yeah, yeah, it's nothing dumb. 315 00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:11,650 Could you hand me my water, please? 316 00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:12,950 Sure. 317 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,610 That's better. 318 00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:27,810 Thank you. You want anything else? 319 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:32,010 Do you know any funny stories to tell me to keep me awake? 320 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:33,450 Funny stories. 321 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:45,490 Let me think now. 322 00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:50,510 Well, you know, I might not do as many dumb things as Nancy, but I sure can do 323 00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:51,510 some crazy things. 324 00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:52,650 Do you remember me on TV? 325 00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:55,750 Yeah, well, let me tell you, she can sure inspire some nutso things. 326 00:22:57,070 --> 00:23:00,910 Like the time she came last year for that surprise visit. Oh, boy. 327 00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:06,150 In two days, she had me at 3 ,000 feet. 328 00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:10,210 Look, she's climbing out on the wing. 329 00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:29,790 And I enjoyed every foot of it, except for the last few. 330 00:23:42,070 --> 00:23:44,590 I didn't exactly hit my mark, but I did land. 331 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,620 And if you think skydiving is dangerous, try competing with Joanie for a 332 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:06,660 boyfriend. Roger had us both flying. 333 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,700 As brief as a flash of sunlight on the burning sand. 334 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:14,220 And as everlasting as the desert night. 335 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,500 See, I think that all Qatar is talking about us here. 336 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:28,240 Because what we have is both fleeting and strong. 337 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,540 At least you didn't have to sit through Siri's answer to Rod McKeown. Yeah. 338 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:36,440 Hashi Al Qatari. Oh, yeah? 339 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:41,040 Love is like the fragrance of the wind. 340 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:46,260 Brief as a flash of sunlight on the burning sands. 341 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,580 And everlasting as a desert night. 342 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:57,480 Oh, that's what I like best about Roger. He treated us both separate, but equal. 343 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,020 Oh, yeah. 344 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,660 I think we owe him a debt of gratitude. 345 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:05,600 I brought the bubbly. That's what I call planning ahead. 346 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,180 And I brought the glasses. 347 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,480 What is this? 348 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,980 Well, do you need it spelled out? 349 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:15,680 Yeah. We've just decided not to fight over you anymore, Roger. Yeah, that 350 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,400 fair to any of us. Now think about it. This is the only solution that makes any 351 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,339 sense at all. 352 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:21,340 Yeah. 353 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:25,680 I've heard about these arrangements, but I've never really been part of one. 354 00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:27,540 The best is yet to come. 355 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,420 And the best was yet to come. 356 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,400 Hi. 357 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:45,640 Oh, not again. 358 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:51,640 David, I absolutely not... Hello, Roger, dear. 359 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:05,040 Roger the Dodger. We never saw him again after that night. He ran home to his 360 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,040 mother. 361 00:26:08,270 --> 00:26:11,390 There's no reason to go on telling you what Susan probably already told you. 362 00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:12,389 just telling. 363 00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:16,490 I mean, I know all about Roger, but I never heard both sides of the story. 364 00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:18,530 Well, now you know. 365 00:26:22,190 --> 00:26:23,190 Hey, 366 00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:26,530 remember that time when Dad almost had heart failure when I was doing Midsummer 367 00:26:26,530 --> 00:26:27,530 Night's Dream? 368 00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:32,270 Vividly. Yeah, but you never knew what I went through before opening night to 369 00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:33,830 try to keep him in the dark about it. 370 00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:37,490 Shakespeare in the nude? 371 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,000 It was just one thing, the opening of Act Three. 372 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:41,840 But it's critical. 373 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,540 Susan, what do you think I should do? I think you should give me that ice cream. 374 00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:46,780 You're on a strict diet. 375 00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:02,220 Susan was a big help. 376 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,920 She was such a big help, I finally went to David. 377 00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:12,130 I want to know if you think I should tell Dad. 378 00:27:12,450 --> 00:27:13,830 Of course not. He'll freak. 379 00:27:14,290 --> 00:27:15,290 Great. 380 00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:17,470 Joanie, I have to talk to you. 381 00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:19,029 About what? 382 00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:20,030 About the play. 383 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:21,990 Dad, I'm sorry. 384 00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:23,310 You're sorry? 385 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:24,810 No, I'm the one that's sorry. 386 00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:26,310 I feel terrible. 387 00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:29,490 Terrible? Yes, I can't come to see the play. 388 00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:31,390 You can't? 389 00:27:31,990 --> 00:27:33,030 Famous last words. 390 00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:34,350 He did come. 391 00:27:40,429 --> 00:27:41,470 Okay, get ready. 392 00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:50,790 I 393 00:27:50,790 --> 00:27:59,090 hadn't 394 00:27:59,090 --> 00:28:04,750 seen a look like that on Dad's face. I never have seen a look like that on 395 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:05,750 face. 396 00:28:06,010 --> 00:28:08,030 Dad was so understanding, though. 397 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,640 I mean, you made me realize that anything that one of us does affects the 398 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,020 family. You mean like falling on your head? 399 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,900 Yeah, like falling on your head. 400 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,960 Yeah, come in. 401 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,479 Bed check. 402 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,480 Hi, Dr. Max. 403 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:25,940 It's 3 a .m. 404 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:28,100 Do you know where your patients are? 405 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,460 Max, don't make me laugh. Please, please. 406 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:36,620 Johnny, why don't you get some rest while I visit with Abel? Okay. 407 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,360 Bye. Bye. 408 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,580 You're better. Okay. 409 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:42,760 Thank you, Dr. McElroy. 410 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,420 Well, how are we feeling? 411 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,660 Well, myself, I'm feeling better, I guess. 412 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:56,480 Any nausea, dizziness, disorientation, 413 00:28:56,540 --> 00:28:59,500 clammy skin, perspiration? 414 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,280 Fatigue. 415 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,780 That's natural. You haven't slept. 416 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,140 The service in this hospital has been outstanding. 417 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:12,520 Well, you have me to thank for that. 418 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,520 How so? 419 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,040 Well, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't be here. 420 00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:19,260 You mean you pushed me off the ladder? 421 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,320 What I mean is, I got you into this family in the first place. 422 00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:28,720 Oh, come on, Greg. You and I didn't meet until long after Tom and I started 423 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,300 dating. Stop interrupting, and I'll tell you what I mean. 424 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:42,190 As I was saying, if I had not shown Tom what it meant to be a swinging single, 425 00:29:42,470 --> 00:29:45,370 he would never have been in the marrying frame of mind. 426 00:29:47,510 --> 00:29:51,250 When Daisy kicked me out, where else could I go but to my best friends? 427 00:29:51,570 --> 00:29:55,250 I feel guilty about going out tonight. I have mountains of research work to do. 428 00:29:55,370 --> 00:30:00,130 Not tonight, Tom. Not with all those fascinating females waiting out there. 429 00:30:23,950 --> 00:30:25,730 Excuse me, I've got to go to the ladies room. 430 00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:28,110 Oh. I'll go, too, and freshen up. 431 00:30:28,470 --> 00:30:30,850 Oh, okay. Thank you. Be right back. 432 00:30:34,170 --> 00:30:39,270 Boy, Daisy could take some lessons out of having fun in that one. Yeah, Max, 433 00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:40,670 they're not coming back. 434 00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:44,710 Are you sure about this? Don't you think at least we should have met them first? 435 00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:50,110 Relax, Tom. The brother -in -law of the guy who services my car knows these 436 00:30:50,110 --> 00:30:52,650 girls personally, Lillian and Navis. 437 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,380 Real ladies, a sure thing. 438 00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:57,900 What do you think about it, Tom? 439 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,060 About what? 440 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,020 The energy crisis. 441 00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,560 Oh, the energy crisis. 442 00:31:08,780 --> 00:31:10,920 It's critical. It's very critical. 443 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:24,960 Listen, would you fellas excuse us for just a moment? 444 00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:26,380 Oh, sure. 445 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:35,840 Which one do you want? 446 00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:38,340 Oh, I don't really care, Greg. 447 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,640 It's all the same to you. 448 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:42,240 I'll take the cute one. 449 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:43,880 Sure. 450 00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:47,400 Which one is that? 451 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:07,479 No worse. 452 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,820 You mean she's not out of the woods yet? 453 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,059 Not quite. 454 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:11,060 What are we going to do? 455 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:16,040 Do exactly as you've been doing. And for the most part, keep her awake and 456 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,860 comfortable. If there should be any change at all, I'll call you right away. 457 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,080 Right. 458 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:28,100 Tom, I know it seems pretty bad now, but I'm sure that by morning, Abby will be 459 00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:28,719 up and around. 460 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,720 By morning, huh? 461 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,040 Still a few hours yet. 462 00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:53,510 word around the hallway is that i'm gonna pull through don't believe in 463 00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:59,170 why not i mean they make just as much sense as anything else and that's coming 464 00:32:59,170 --> 00:33:04,390 from somebody who's put a lot of faith in some pretty flaky things i'll be the 465 00:33:04,390 --> 00:33:08,570 first one to admit i've stood up for a lot of causes in my time time so she had 466 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:14,270 to break our date most of those causes ran contrary to popular opinion oh no 467 00:33:14,270 --> 00:33:15,930 me it's not to mention dad's opinion 468 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,440 Dad, I want you to know that I've thought a lot about this. 469 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,960 I want to run for a seat on the Board of Education in the upcoming election. 470 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,160 I thought you said you had thought a lot about this. 471 00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:31,460 So I hit the street, looking for support. 472 00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:34,560 He never signs anything without his attorney. 473 00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:37,300 I think I should stick to medicine, huh? 474 00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:38,680 It's your body language. 475 00:33:39,260 --> 00:33:43,120 It's my what? Your body. It's telling everyone that you're a Mary Bradford 476 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,460 scared political candidate. 477 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:45,820 Oh, is that right? 478 00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:49,430 Well, Nancy, what is my body telling you now? Hey, come on, you guys. 479 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:52,530 Let's get a hold of our dignity here. We have to be in the public eye. 480 00:33:53,110 --> 00:33:54,550 You're so good, Nancy. It's all right. 481 00:33:54,790 --> 00:33:57,370 It's a piece of cake, Mary. A piece of cake. A piece of cake. 482 00:33:58,030 --> 00:34:04,290 Nancy taught me a few things about politics that day. 483 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:09,650 Not only did she get me on the ballot, she got her name and number into every 484 00:34:09,650 --> 00:34:11,150 little black book in Sacramento. 485 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,560 piece of my cake? 486 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,440 No thanks, kid. 487 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,040 I think I'll just have a straight shot. 488 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:30,300 No chaser. 489 00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:32,060 You don't look so happy. 490 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,020 I'm not. 491 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,960 This whole campaign is turning into a mess and it's all my fault. 492 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,500 What did you do? 493 00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:41,420 I wish I knew. 494 00:34:42,659 --> 00:34:43,659 Maybe. 495 00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:45,380 Hey, where are you going? 496 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,600 Back to school. 497 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:47,860 On purpose? 498 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,040 Yep. 499 00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:00,520 Well, the returns came in, and we all know I lost the election. 500 00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:03,520 But I want a good friend. 501 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:08,340 You. They all worked so hard and landed up with nothing. Don't let them get you 502 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:10,440 depressed. Depress me? I'm not depressed. 503 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,420 Abby, I feel guilty. 504 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:17,360 They're upset because I lost, and I couldn't be happier. 505 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,820 It is so happy, Aunt. 506 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,600 I have a confession to make. 507 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,820 I didn't vote for you. 508 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,360 I have a confession to make. 509 00:35:27,370 --> 00:35:28,370 I didn't vote for me. 510 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:35,090 Hi. 511 00:35:40,510 --> 00:35:41,510 Hi. 512 00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:47,330 I was almost to the point of actually dreaming. 513 00:35:48,590 --> 00:35:49,630 Sounds like me. 514 00:35:50,590 --> 00:35:52,930 Except with me, it never gets beyond the point of dreaming. 515 00:35:54,430 --> 00:35:58,590 Maybe I've slipped into a coma or something, but I don't know what you're 516 00:35:58,590 --> 00:35:59,590 talking about. 517 00:36:00,730 --> 00:36:01,890 The perfect girl. 518 00:36:02,290 --> 00:36:04,290 You know, the woman of my dreams. 519 00:36:04,950 --> 00:36:07,990 Except somehow, someway all my dreams turn into nightmares. 520 00:36:10,090 --> 00:36:12,250 One of my recent nightmares was Noreen. 521 00:36:12,990 --> 00:36:15,270 She turned out to be a big holiday headache. 522 00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:18,650 I don't know if I'm going to be able to sleep on this couch. 523 00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:20,290 It's awfully lumpy. 524 00:36:20,590 --> 00:36:22,090 Yeah, it's a real backbreaker. 525 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,860 Hey, listen, you're invited to join me. 526 00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:28,400 David, it's Christmas Eve. 527 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:31,040 Oh, no, correction, it's Christmas Day. 528 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,540 Well, just doesn't seem right. 529 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,980 After all, it is a sacred holiday. 530 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:41,180 It's celebrated all over the world in recognition... Maureen, you could just 531 00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:42,180 you have a headache. 532 00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,420 I thought things couldn't get worse. 533 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,620 Until good old Fred showed up. 534 00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:51,440 But I don't like blind dates. 535 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,980 Don't think of her as a blind date. I mean, think of her as a date you haven't 536 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:55,980 seen yet. 537 00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:57,620 I don't see the difference. 538 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,600 The difference is that this gorgeous girl will not go out with me unless I 539 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,600 a date for her friend. 540 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,440 The actress still knows. Listen, you see this? This is my hand over my heart. 541 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,980 Now, I give you my solemn word. I'm not going to stop bothering you until you 542 00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:11,578 give in. 543 00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:14,380 And I give you my solemn word that I won't give in. All right, listen. 544 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:15,940 Can you be bought? 545 00:37:16,180 --> 00:37:17,058 All right. 546 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:18,060 All right. 547 00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:19,220 Yes, Fred. 548 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,360 Yes, you win. 549 00:37:20,710 --> 00:37:21,710 Yes, I crack. 550 00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:25,690 You are acting crazy. I mean, this girl is a prize. 551 00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:27,010 Come on. 552 00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:28,350 Just relax. 553 00:37:28,950 --> 00:37:30,650 Hey, there they are. Huh? 554 00:37:31,230 --> 00:37:32,430 Yours is the one on the left. 555 00:37:35,530 --> 00:37:37,930 Did you say on the left? On the left, yes. 556 00:37:38,450 --> 00:37:39,710 Mine is on the right. 557 00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:42,350 Hi. Hi. 558 00:37:43,230 --> 00:37:44,630 This is David. 559 00:37:45,110 --> 00:37:46,390 And this is Mary. 560 00:37:47,350 --> 00:37:48,350 Hi. 561 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,220 Look at this. They can't take their eyes off each other. And who says blind 562 00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:55,340 dates don't work out, huh? 563 00:37:55,580 --> 00:37:56,940 You can thank me later. 564 00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:59,080 I didn't thank him. 565 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,840 But I did try something new. 566 00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:04,920 You sure this laundromat routine works? Hey, it never fails. 567 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,940 You see, there's something about a woman that can't help responding to a 568 00:38:08,940 --> 00:38:11,100 helpless man trying to cope with a domestic chore. 569 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,980 This I gotta see. Shh, not so loud. 570 00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:15,980 We do have dollar on this, right? 571 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,940 And what if we strike pay dirt? 572 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,680 Well, then you and the laundry take the bus home. 573 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,560 This is merely for future reference. 574 00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:25,260 What temperature do we use? 575 00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:26,860 Beats me. 576 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,340 I guess we just throw everything together, right? 577 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:35,520 Uh, no. I think we're supposed to separate this stuff. 578 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:39,220 Oh, yeah. Yeah, but what goes where? 579 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:47,180 Yeah, well, thanks, ma 'am. 580 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,160 Yeah, we got it all down pat. Thanks. 581 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,200 Yeah, well, that was just terrific. 582 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,360 Yeah, all right, wise guy. So we blew it. At least we learned something, 583 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:02,620 Oh, yeah. 584 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,120 First you put the delicate stuff over there. No starch. 585 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:12,180 After that, it was quite a few weeks and quite a bit of dirty clothing before I 586 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,460 could even walk by a laundromat. 587 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,480 I don't blame you. 588 00:39:18,030 --> 00:39:21,070 I think the thing that hurt the most, though, was that I set a lousy example 589 00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:22,070 Tommy. 590 00:39:22,290 --> 00:39:26,630 What? Well, I think he was really looking forward to a surefire way to 591 00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:27,630 girl. 592 00:39:27,670 --> 00:39:29,290 That made me laugh. 593 00:39:30,650 --> 00:39:35,190 How are we doing? 594 00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:36,308 Oh, fine. 595 00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:37,310 Fine. 596 00:39:37,850 --> 00:39:40,190 I think I'll take a walk. 597 00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:42,670 Bye, David. Thank you. 598 00:39:55,050 --> 00:39:57,910 You know, Tom Bradford, you have a nice selection of children. 599 00:39:59,610 --> 00:40:02,110 Handpicked. Just like the stepmother. 600 00:40:02,410 --> 00:40:05,970 You know, sometimes I'm surprised that it ever happened. 601 00:40:06,950 --> 00:40:08,010 We ever happened. 602 00:40:09,190 --> 00:40:13,990 Come on, Tom, get your ass in. Most people meet over dinner and drinks. We 603 00:40:13,990 --> 00:40:14,990 over a broken leg. 604 00:40:15,510 --> 00:40:16,510 Oh. 605 00:40:17,010 --> 00:40:18,170 Hello, Mrs. Abbott. 606 00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:21,070 I'm Tom Bradford, Tommy's father. How do you do? How do you do? 607 00:40:21,430 --> 00:40:25,110 Let's go someplace fun, you know, like the Marimba Lounge. Oh, come on, Abby. 608 00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:28,390 Don't start that. I can't stand that place. It gives me a migraine. All those 609 00:40:28,390 --> 00:40:31,570 noisy people with their lot of kookarachas. Now, come on. Give me a 610 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:34,810 we always go where you want to go. Just once. Just once. I'd like to go where I 611 00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:37,950 want to go. All right, Abby. I don't want to argue with you. We'll go where 612 00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:39,570 want to go. Give me the keys to your car. Oh, no. 613 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:43,440 No, you're not driving my car again until you have at least one more lesson. 614 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,380 am not going to be chauffeuring around like Nicholas to a birthday party. Now 615 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:48,380 give me the keys. No, Tom, you're not driving my car. 616 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,880 Abby. Tom. Abby. Tom. Yes. 617 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,240 Do you realize what we're doing? 618 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,540 Yes. And I love it. 619 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:05,080 Look, Tom, your life is, well, it's like a pie and it's cut into eight pieces. 620 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,660 And, well, you're stuck right in the middle and... 621 00:41:09,290 --> 00:41:15,950 Well, see, I've thought a lot about this, and I don't think there's a slice 622 00:41:15,950 --> 00:41:16,808 you left for me. 623 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:20,650 Oh, come on now. There's enough left of me to go around. At least five extra 624 00:41:20,650 --> 00:41:21,650 pounds. 625 00:41:22,930 --> 00:41:23,930 Tom, I'm serious. 626 00:41:25,330 --> 00:41:27,590 I think we should stop seeing each other for a while. 627 00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:31,670 A while wasn't a very long while. 628 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,760 Missed you. 629 00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:44,860 I love you. 630 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,100 I love you. 631 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,760 I want to marry you. 632 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,720 I want to marry you. 633 00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,600 Why do you laugh? 634 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,760 What do you mean, well? 635 00:42:10,090 --> 00:42:12,730 I did tell you that we wanted a simple wedding, right? Yeah, but we were going 636 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:13,810 to have a ten -piece orchestra. 637 00:42:14,130 --> 00:42:15,270 A ten -piece orchestra? 638 00:42:15,630 --> 00:42:18,670 Dad, they play 19 different instruments. I gave Keith a deposit. 639 00:42:19,090 --> 00:42:20,090 You lost your money. 640 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:23,390 Oh, Tom, you can't do that to them. Daddy, you can't do that. 641 00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:24,650 It's all I had. 642 00:42:24,990 --> 00:42:26,170 That's not my problem. 643 00:42:26,430 --> 00:42:28,450 But they meant well. They should have asked. 644 00:42:28,710 --> 00:42:30,710 But they didn't, so we... They're my kids. 645 00:42:31,150 --> 00:42:36,290 There won't be any wedding. 646 00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:38,290 What? There won't be any wedding. 647 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,400 Willie Lope. 648 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,320 Maybe we should just call it off altogether. 649 00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:50,200 I'm glad we didn't call it off. 650 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,600 With this ring, I thee wed. 651 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,760 With this ring, I thee wed. 652 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:08,480 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 653 00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:38,460 Who would have ever thought that we would get together? 654 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,360 Not me. 655 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:41,700 Me either. 656 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:42,820 But we did. 657 00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:46,140 Seems to be working, doesn't it? 658 00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:49,360 I wasn't sure it was working until Christmas. 659 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,660 That was the first time I knew for certain we were a family. 660 00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:57,820 Because it took every single one of us to turn Tommy's sadness around. 661 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,320 Wait. 662 00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:14,700 Well, how come Santa didn't steal it? 663 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,400 It was hidden away in the kitchen. 664 00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:24,580 That's clever. 665 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,960 It's a book. 666 00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:40,940 E .E. Cummings. 667 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:43,440 It was Mom's favorite. 668 00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:04,860 My dearest Tommy. 669 00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:12,540 it is not unmanly to be sensitive be happy that you are 670 00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:19,460 it makes you even more than a man it makes you 671 00:46:19,460 --> 00:46:23,280 a human being merry christmas 672 00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:13,850 It was the best Christmas of my entire life. 673 00:48:10,410 --> 00:48:11,410 Beautiful day, isn't it? 674 00:48:29,330 --> 00:48:30,710 Still around, huh? 675 00:48:30,930 --> 00:48:33,470 Well, what do you think? Pretty Nazi family. 676 00:48:33,690 --> 00:48:36,110 I don't know how we got into all that stuff. 677 00:48:37,930 --> 00:48:38,930 More? 678 00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:41,880 Okay, listen, I'm supposed to talk somewhere. 679 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:47,240 Hmm. Oh, yeah, there was this time when me and Maloney got into a big hassle, 680 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,540 see, because he was trying to push me around. 681 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,800 So I decided I was going to take some of that Army stuff, like Audrey Murphy and 682 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:55,800 all that stuff. 683 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,280 So Barry brought home this Army fellow, you know, see. 684 00:48:59,780 --> 00:49:00,780 What? 685 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:05,920 Yeah, but they didn't hear what happened. See, so I was asking how I 686 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,500 punch Maloney's lights out, you know. 687 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,000 That's fine, Nicholas. Thank you. 688 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,260 Yeah, but it's a great story. 689 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:17,660 So I was asking him how to punch out his lights, you know. Sorry, we're out of 690 00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:19,800 time. We've got really muddled up.