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I found you some glasses.
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Great. I wanna make
a good impression
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at work today.
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And everyone knows
glasses make you look smarter.
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Uh, these don't exactly scream
successful businesswoman.
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Hey, I'm working with
the Diaz Halloween box here.
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Designer options
are limited.
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So listen to this.
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When a Diaz kid turns 13,
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they get to work at
Dad's marina store.
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I know. You're waiting
for the cool part.
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Well, I've got
this million-dollar idea
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that I've been
working on for months,
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and I'm gonna
sell Dad on it.
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I've also got these.
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- Seriously?
- I took the mustache off.
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Truth is, I don't have to worry
about looking professional.
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My idea is going
to stand on its own,
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and it's going to turn Dad's
bait and tackle shop
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into a sweet hang.
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We're going to make this...
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into this.
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Harley's Slushy Shack.
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If you can say that
five times fast,
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you get one free.
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Dad is going to be stoked
when I tell him my plan.
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Not happening.
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I am no longer
accepting applications
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from people
in our family.
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But Dad, every Diaz kid so far
has had a chance to work here.
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Exactly. Why do you think
I'm saying no?
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I wouldn't buy that.
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It makes you look
a little bit puffy.
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Just because you're fishing
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doesn't mean you have
to look like a whale.
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Sorry.
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I can't sell you Jerry.
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Not for bait.
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Oh, oh, and definitely
not Earl.
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Sorry, honey.
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Family and business
just don't mix.
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Neither do Beast
and bath time,
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but you still give it
a try once in a while.
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Hey, my dream was to have
all you kids working here,
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but it conflicted with
my other dream
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of not going
out of business.
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But Dad, my slushy idea
was going to pull
this place out of the dumps.
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The dumps?
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This store supports
a family of nine.
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Yes, and the slushy business
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was going to be my escape
from that family of nine.
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I need to prove to Dad
that I'm different.
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That I can succeed
where others have failed.
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That mistakes of the past
can stay in the past.
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Plus, if I can't
work at the store,
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I'm stuck doing chores.
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You missed a spot.
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I'd point out
other mistakes,
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but I'm off to the ball
with Price Cuffingham.
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I can't let that happen.
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There's going to be
a Harley Slushy Slack...
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Shushy Sack...
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Slussy Sack.
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Okay, I may have to
change the name,
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but it's on.
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Try to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}Dad, I know you're not sure
about me working at the marina,
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{\an8}so I put together 101 reasons
why you should hire Harley.
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{\an8}Number one...
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{\an8}All right, guys,
listen up.
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{\an8}I need everybody's attention,
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{\an8}and I know I only have
two minutes
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{\an8}- before you all lose focus.
- (making funny voices)
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{\an8}Two minutes?
That's being generous.
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{\an8}I just found out
we're the only family
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that doesn't have a photo
in the church directory.
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{\an8}Based on the twin's behavior
at church, maybe that's best.
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{\an8}People need to see the Diazes
are a nice, normal family,
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{\an8}despite the small fire
in the confessional booth.
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{\an8}We have tons of pictures.
Just send one over.
Problem solved.
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Anyway, first reason
why I should work at the marina.
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I'm patient.
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We do have
a ton of photos,
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none of which I'm in because
I'm always stuck taking them.
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We only have one photo
of the whole family.
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I like that one.
I look cute scared.
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No. The church photographer
will be here Saturday at 3:00.
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Attendance mandatory.
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Okay, reason number two why
I should work at the store.
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I'm sorry, Harls.
I've made my decision.
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Please, not another word.
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Nope.
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Eh, good enough.
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"Reason number 14.
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Hire Harley for
the sweet smell of success."
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"Reason number 37.
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Harley can make
your business take off."
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HARLEY: Reason number 100,
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brought to you by
the Harley station.
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First up,
an oldie but a goodie.
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Let Harley help.
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♪ If Harley could work
at the store... ♪
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All right, you can
work at the store.
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Just make this stop.
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Awesome!
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I won't let you down
like the other kids.
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I found a used slushy machine
for only $500.
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You haven't even started,
and I'm $500 in the hole?
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Look, you can work
at the marina,
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but you can't cause trouble
or cost me money.
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I can live with that.
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And I won't bother you again.
Starting now.
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Here, kitty, kitty.
Breakfast time.
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Hey, you found a cat.
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I'm guessing this is why
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you've been stuffing bacon
down your pants.
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No, stuffing bacon down my pants
is how the cat found me.
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Okay, but he probably
belongs to somebody.
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- Does he have a collar?
- Nope. He showed up naked.
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Man, I've always
wanted a pet.
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But Mom and Dad said
they've already dealt with
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enough things that
poop where they shouldn't.
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- Can I play with him?
- Can you fit under the house?
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Hey, maybe if we convince
Mom and Dad we're responsible,
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they'll let us keep him.
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Sounds like a lot of work.
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Come on, wouldn't it be
great if we had a family pet?
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I already have a pet,
under the house.
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I may be stuck under here.
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Big-people problems.
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Okay, here's
my latest invention
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which costs you no money
or concern.
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- Is that my tarp?
- Minus the tarp,
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to be put back later,
I present to you
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without further ado,
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and no idea
what ado means,
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but we will have
no further of it.
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The Slushinator.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Custom built to use
my biggest source
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of free energy,
Lewie and Beast.
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- What am I paying them?
- Our weight in slushy.
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See? Self-sustaining, and costs
you no money for electricity.
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Plus, customers
get a show,
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and Lewie and Beast
will be so tired
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by the end of the day,
it'll be like you only
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- have five kids.
- On the other hand,
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I'm coming to work
with three kids instead of none.
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Just say yes.
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We were behind the tarp
for 45 minutes.
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Diaz colada.
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A trip to the islands
for only four dollars.
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You can sucker people into
paying four bucks
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for some color, sugar,
and ice?
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Pedal away, gentlemen.
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Hey, Rachel, just so
you don't, you know,
get us banned from church,
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show me the outfit you're
wearing in the photo tomorrow.
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- I got mine.
- No sports jerseys.
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- Rethinking mine.
- I've narrowed it down
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to a few options
that are totally on point.
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Too short, too tight,
too much, too little.
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You do understand this is for
the church directory,
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not a hip-hop video.
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Mom, you should always
display your "A" game.
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This isn't just
for people at church.
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It's also being seen by all the
Catholic boys' schools in town.
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Wait, even St. Joseph's
where Johnny Hoskins suits up?
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- I don't know that name.
- He's the mascot.
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That's why. The only boys
I know dress like people,
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- not birds.
- He is an eagle!
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And when Johnny soars,
the crowd goes wild!
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Cherry me, my man.
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Can do, partner.
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All in the wrist.
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Okay, we have
one Blueberry-oncé,
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and one Grapey Perry
coming right up.
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How's our little friend?
Sill won't come out, huh?
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My friend.
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00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,207
I don't think
he likes you.
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He hasn't even met me.
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Sometimes you just know.
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00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,874
Well, he'll warm up to me.
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I'm gonna hit the pet store
and grab a few things.
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That way, if Mom and Dad
let us have him,
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00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:14,708
we're all set.
Just the bare essentials.
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00:10:16,291 --> 00:10:18,415
One bed shaped like
a hamburger bun.
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00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:19,874
One kitty yoga mat.
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00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:22,582
One cat beret.
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00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,957
And a bow tie to go
with the cat beret.
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Did you get cat food?
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00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:28,375
- I'll be back.
- Yeah.
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Great work today, fellas.
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00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:36,874
It's like you were
born to slush.
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00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,082
Yeah. Anyway,
we quit.
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00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:41,415
What? We had a deal.
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00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:44,249
You were going to work until I
could buy my own slushy machine.
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00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,999
We're tired
of being in here.
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We wanna go outside
and get some exercise.
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00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:52,415
Yeah. Maybe go
ride our bikes.
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00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:55,249
You've been riding
bikes all day.
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Sorry, Harley.
Team decision.
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00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:02,082
There's my little
slushy star.
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00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,832
You were drawing
so many people,
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00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:06,874
the lines were backing up
in the store all morning.
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00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,707
Well, that's not going to be
a problem anymore.
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00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:11,874
It sure won't,
not if we cut a window
right next to the counter.
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00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:15,707
This way, we can get customers
from inside and outside.
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00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:19,457
That sounds like that
money and trouble you
were trying to avoid.
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00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:22,124
It's about me
saying I'm sorry
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00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,207
for pre-judging you
based on your
brothers and sisters.
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00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,207
Dad, I can't
let you do that.
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00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,707
Oh, I'm not doing it.
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00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:29,833
Hit it, Tony.
228
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,707
Reason number one
to fire Harley.
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00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:39,582
She put a giant hole
in the wall.
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00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,375
(chainsaw buzzing)
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What do you think?
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I'm gonna add
"world's best."
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00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,415
Why not?
No one checks.
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00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:54,874
Well, if it doesn't work,
we can always fix it, right?
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00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:58,207
No. Mm-mm.
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00:11:58,208 --> 00:11:59,957
This ain't goin' back in.
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Broke my chainsaw
gettin' it out.
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00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:04,374
♪ If Harley could work
at the store ♪
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00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,249
♪ You something-something
catchy ♪
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00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:10,415
If I don't get Lewie and Beast
working for me again,
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00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:13,374
he's going to be singing
a whole different song.
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00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:17,165
And if they won't play ball,
I'll have to play dirty.
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00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:20,707
It's such a shame
you're walking away
from the slushy world.
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00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,124
Yeah, Beast and I
have bigger plans.
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00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,999
Today, we're digging
for mummies.
246
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,874
Beast does the digging,
and if we find any mummies,
247
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:30,124
I sell them on the internet.
248
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,957
Smart.
249
00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:34,957
I could always tell you were
the brains of the operation.
250
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:37,499
But I can't believe
you're wasting that talent
251
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,624
on something
other than slushies.
252
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,582
It's not just me
saying this.
253
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:44,249
The scout from
the National Slushy Federation
254
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,249
- thought so, too.
- There was a scout there?
255
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,707
Yes.
256
00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:50,374
Herbert von Slushcheck.
257
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,707
He said if you keep it up,
258
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:54,249
there's talk of putting
a statue of you
259
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,207
- in front of their
headquarters.
- Cool!
260
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,000
I've got the pose already.
261
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,457
You're going to go down
in slushy history.
262
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:06,999
- You're the star
of this operation.
- I am?
263
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,124
That's what the guy
from the federation said.
264
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,415
He was talking about
giving you a star
265
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,415
on the slushy
walk of fame,
266
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:16,874
right next to the guy
who invented non-staining syrup.
267
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,332
One guy did that?
268
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:21,582
Yes.
Horace Noredmouth.
269
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:25,082
Horace Noredmouth.
Beast.
270
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,625
I can totally see that.
271
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,291
And here is your
Lady Ga-guava.
272
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,624
Good work. I know
you're trying your best
to keep up.
273
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:42,290
I'm not trying my best.
274
00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:44,374
I am the best.
I'm the brains.
275
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,207
That's the most
important thing
276
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,624
when it comes to slushies.
277
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,582
Who sold you
that nonsense?
278
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,999
Only the top scout
in the business.
279
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,207
Herbert von Slushcheck.
280
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,290
What kind of
fake name is that?
281
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,624
I'm getting a star next to
Horace Noredmouth.
282
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:01,999
Big deal. I'm
getting a statue.
283
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,999
People will be
stomping on your star
284
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,582
taking a picture of
my slushy-pouring pose.
285
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:11,625
Oh, yeah?
Well, this is
my slushy-pouring pose.
286
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:19,333
Ah, yeah!
(laughing)
287
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,332
Guys! Guys!
288
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,415
What's going on?
289
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:33,707
I refuse to work
side by side
290
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,874
with this sorry
sack of slush.
291
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,457
I refuse to work
side by side
292
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:43,375
on a Slushinator that's
touched this monkey butt's butt.
293
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:49,290
Man, first my older siblings
mess me up,
294
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,082
and now my younger.
295
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,707
Why didn't someone tell me
it was a bad idea
296
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,582
to hire family?
297
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:56,583
Oh, right.
298
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,415
Oh, hey, I need someone
to find out
299
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:02,249
which kind of cat food
is tastier.
300
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,499
- Is Beast around?
- Beast? Not really
ringin' a bell.
301
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,332
Twin brother,
best friend.
302
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,165
The guy you
always hang out with.
303
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,457
Oh, yes,
the simple one.
304
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,290
Well, that's
all over now.
305
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:13,749
I'm a solo act.
306
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,500
What?
307
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:22,250
How dare you
touch my stuff?
308
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,082
Please tell me
that's a filthy rag.
309
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,707
Those are
my lucky undies.
310
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,416
I never wash them.
311
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,290
Hey, what did you do
to Lewie and Beast?
312
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,332
I had Lewie's dirty
underwear on my head.
313
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,082
See how stiff my hair is?
314
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,999
That's not gel.
That's hand sanitizer.
315
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,749
Business seems to have
dropped off.
316
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,415
Hey, where are the boys?
317
00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:45,999
They're on a break.
318
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,165
Geez, Dad, you can't just work
your employees to the ground.
319
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:52,457
Good call.
Hey, Tony, take five.
320
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,416
You know what?
Take six.
321
00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,624
Look, whatever happened
between Lewie and Beast
wasn't my fault.
322
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,499
All I did was
tell each of them
323
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,707
they were better
than the other
324
00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:04,249
so I could continue
making money.
325
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,499
Sounding a little
like your fault.
326
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,208
Splitting them up,
not a good move, Harley.
327
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,874
What are you doing?
328
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,332
Practicing my smile
for the church photo.
329
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,457
I have to impress
Johnny Hoskins.
330
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,415
He's the Eagles mascot.
Go play with Beast.
331
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:20,999
I can be quiet.
332
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,290
Did you know that,
when you smile,
333
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,082
one eye goes up
and the other goes down?
334
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,332
It's cool, like you're
melting or something.
335
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,499
- Go!
- Sorry.
336
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,291
Pretend I'm not here.
337
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,375
Too much gums.
338
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:42,083
This is how you smile.
339
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:46,374
See? Cute, not crazy.
340
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,374
I don't see any difference.
341
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,291
That's the first sign
of craziness.
342
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,332
Beast, please!
343
00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,707
I wanna look good
for this picture.
344
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,415
Ever since
my hair dryer broke,
345
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:03,832
these vents are the only
place I can get a good blow-out.
346
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,874
No problem.
347
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,332
What are you doing?
348
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,165
I'm having window races.
349
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,290
Who do you like,
driver's side or passenger?
350
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,207
Neither. Shouldn't you
be with Lewie?
351
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,707
Who needs Lewie?
352
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:18,124
He doesn't know
anything about fun.
353
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,332
Now, driver's or passenger's?
Driver's or passenger's?
354
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,290
Driver's or passenger's?
355
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,416
Fine. Driver's.
356
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,415
Driver's side wins!
357
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,957
- (honks horn)
- Whoo! Whoo!
358
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:35,124
(continues honking horn)
359
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,999
Ah, finally.
360
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,707
The perfect outfit.
361
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,707
This says church
without all the church.
362
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:43,332
I think it's awesome.
363
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,583
My teacher wore one
just like it.
364
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,124
Your teacher?
365
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,457
Funny thing with her.
366
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,874
I could never tell
where her nose hair ended
367
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,375
- and her mustache began.
- Ugh!
368
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,582
RACHEL: Get it off!
369
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,332
GEORGIE: I don't know
how to smile.
370
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,332
I'm not being in
any picture with Beast!
371
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,374
I'm not being in
any picture with Lewie!
372
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,624
Also, I locked
the keys in the car.
373
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,207
Didn't I tell you?
374
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,249
You split up Lewie and Beast,
bad things happen.
375
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,249
Great. Now I glued
my eye shut.
376
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,457
I have to fix
this unholy mess.
377
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:18,000
(doorbell ringing)
378
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,749
Right after the church
photographer
379
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,458
takes a picture of it.
380
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,582
Hi. Bad timing.
381
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:34,207
We're actually right
in the middle of our
family prayer circle.
382
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,582
MOTHER: Beast, for
the last time, pants on.
383
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,290
Everybody needs pants on.
384
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:41,082
Like the Good Book says,
385
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:44,082
thou shalt always
wear thy pants,
386
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,332
willst thou...
387
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,250
Come back in two hours.
388
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,832
Okay, that bought me
some time to make things right.
389
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,291
Sorry I dragged You
into that.
390
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,874
New plan. We sneak the cat
into the family picture.
391
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:11,249
Once he's in the photo, Taffy's
officially in the family.
392
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,124
Taffy? What else
you got, Grandma?
393
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,957
Hey, you spend your allowance
at Pet City,
394
00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,458
you can name the cat.
395
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:24,457
Hey, there's no rhinoceros
in here.
396
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,582
You promised me
the rhinoceros.
397
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,707
This fight has to end.
398
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,749
And not just because there's
a photographer due back here
399
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,415
any minute.
400
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:34,124
Because you're
Lewie and Beast.
401
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,457
Beast and Lewie.
402
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,457
Born first.
Just saying.
403
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:40,207
Either way.
404
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,874
You go together like
pickles and bananas.
405
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:46,207
I mean, only you think
they go together,
406
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,124
but both of you do.
407
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,082
So what do you say?
408
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,958
- Friends?
- BOTH: No.
409
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:57,125
Look. A pig
on a pogo stick.
410
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:03,707
Whoa! That's not
a pig on a pogo stick.
411
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,707
No, it's even better.
412
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,375
We don't have
to feed it.
413
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,165
The perfect two-man bike
for the ultimate team.
414
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:16,332
Sleek little puppy with
onboard water cannons.
415
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,999
It takes two of you
to pedal.
416
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,207
That means you go
twice as fast.
417
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,874
That means it's
twice as dangerous.
418
00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:24,957
We could get
twice as hurt.
419
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:27,082
Only if you work together.
420
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,333
But if that's not
going to happen...
421
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,749
We're off to the National
Slushy Federation
422
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,874
to tell them we've
resolved our differences.
423
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,374
Whoo hoo!
424
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:43,290
Three, two, one.
425
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:46,374
BEAST: Where's the National
Slushy Federation?
426
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,999
Keep going.
427
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,999
Dad was right.
428
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,415
Family and business
don't mix.
429
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:55,707
The Slushy Shack
was done,
430
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:58,374
but it was for
the greater good--
431
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:01,582
putting our family
back to normal.
432
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:04,415
Well, Diaz normal.
433
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,624
Wait, is that the beret
I bought for the cat?
434
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,415
He said it wasn't
his style.
435
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,207
Okay.
436
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,999
You go grab him,
and on my signal,
437
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,374
sneak him right up front
for the picture.
438
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:15,332
Why do I have to do
all the work?
439
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,749
You left me stuck
under the house.
440
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,375
That's fair.
441
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:25,499
Finally!
She's here!
442
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,374
Okay, everyone line up.
443
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,000
Talls in back,
shorts in front.
444
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,374
Harls, you could've
cleaned up for the picture.
445
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,166
Gotta think of
the family first sometime.
446
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:49,083
(all chattering)
447
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,624
That's weird.
448
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,457
In this light,
that cat looks like a--
449
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,832
Skunk. That's a skunk.
450
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:10,999
Okay, skunks only spray
if they're scared.
451
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,082
If we all remain
very still, nothing will--
452
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,457
You told me
you were a cat!
453
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:19,125
Bad skunk, bad skunk!
454
00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:25,166
HARLEY: Well, at least
Georgie looks good.
455
00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:28,957
She really committed
to that smile.
456
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:32,291
Next year, we're sending
the Log Splash photo.
457
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,124
So Harls,
458
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:39,624
I noticed you tore up
your slushy machine
for the boys.
459
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,582
Yeah, you were right.
460
00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:43,457
Mixing family and business
is a bad idea.
461
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,874
That's too bad.
462
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:47,457
I thought you handled
yourself pretty well.
463
00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:49,874
And you didn't
cause me any problems.
464
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:52,707
Except for that big hole
you put in your wall.
465
00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,624
Actually, I'm thinking about
getting a slushy machine,
466
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,332
and that may be
the perfect spot.
467
00:22:57,333 --> 00:23:00,332
If I can only find
someone to run it.
468
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:03,249
{\an8}Hmm.
469
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:04,415
{\an8}Me?
470
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:07,207
{\an8}Reason to hire Harley
number 102/
471
00:23:07,208 --> 00:23:10,250
{\an8}I like spending time
with my daughter.
472
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,500
{\an8}(doorbell rings)
473
00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:26,500
{\an8}Georgie, it's for you!