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女士们、先生们，
“埃里克·安德烈秀”！

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 啊啊啊啊！

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啊啊啊！

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它燃烧了！
啊哈！

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 啊啊！啊啊！啊啊！

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哦，天啊。

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我是托马斯·杰斐逊，我是
即将开始黑人膝上舞！

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听听，听听！

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我是托马斯·杰斐逊，我

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想在我脸上看到一个又大又黑的臀部

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马上！

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是的。哦是的。

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一旦我死了，你就可以自由地

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去吧。

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MM，是的，是的，是的。

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女士们、先生们，
塔蒂亚娜·阿里！
 是的。

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 是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，
是啊，是啊，是啊。

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 嘿，塔蒂亚娜。
 嘘！
 你好。

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 上顶。

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这是怎么回事？

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 这是怎么回事？

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 嘿。

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呃……

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我喜欢你的套装。

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 哦，谢谢。我做到了。

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 我几乎是从

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地面，所以它并不大

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交易。

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我真的很喜欢我的

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手，你知道。

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 我喜欢你的地球仪。

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 是啊是啊。

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我也做到了。

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我就像一个地球仪制造者。

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 你只是看不到他们

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非常——你知道吗？

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 是的。

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那么，你是吗——

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您稍后会做什么？

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你有什么计划吗

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或者什么？

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 喜欢...

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呃……

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 只是，我得到了一些

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稍后我自己吃披萨，你

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知道。

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只是，呃，也许你想要

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披萨什么的。

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 稍后我有喜剧表演如果

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你想要来吧。

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我演喜剧。

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所以如果你想来

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喜剧表演...

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 嗯，我的意思是...

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嗯，我们正在制定计划

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现在，所以...

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 我的意思是，这只是——

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我只是扔掉其他的

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选项。

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 好的。我很欣赏这一点。

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 我的意思是，她并没有真正说

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关于——

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 好吧，你可以感知身体

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语言，汉尼拔，你可以

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感受化学，你知道的。

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 我觉得这就是你

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在办公桌前，我必须站起来

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向上，所以，你知道，她不能

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尽可能多地看着我。

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 好吧，我们讨论了一个

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问题，我真的认为

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她对披萨更感兴趣。

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 我的小腿非常强壮。

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 所以，就像，7:00 我可以选你

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上？

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 呃……

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 哦，是时候了

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鸡医生，哟！

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 两人：鸡医生！
鸡医生！鸡医生！

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 鸡医生！

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多克鸡，多克鸡，

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多克鸡，多克鸡。

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前州长
加利福尼亚州，好莱坞巨星
传奇人物，女士们先生们，

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请放弃它

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阿诺·施瓦辛格！

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 是的，是的！
♪ 阿诺德，阿诺德，阿诺德 ♪
嘿！这是怎么回事？

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[“自由之战的呐喊”
播放]
对不起！

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你们忘记戴兜帽了！

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你忘记戴兜帽了。

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干得好。

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保留它。这是你的。

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先生。

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你们忘记了你们的旗帜。

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 好的。

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 干得好。

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我们收到了你们的旗帜。

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你忘记了你的标志。
 出去！
 你忘记了你的标志。

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 离开这里！

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 你们忘记戴兜帽了。

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 你为什么这么生气？

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 你为什么在这里？

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 你忘记了你的标志。

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 谁邀请你来这里的？

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这里，这里，拿起你的旗帜。

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哦，来吧。

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圣经说爱。

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 不？

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我们遇到了所有这些麻烦。

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 没有。和我们一起来吧。

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和我们一起来吧。

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 罗恩。

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罗恩，罗恩，罗恩。

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你想要你的兜帽吗？

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[“自由之战的呐喊”

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继续]

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我们回来了

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阿诺·施瓦辛格。

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我们有一个来自您的新作品的剪辑

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汉尼拔的电影。

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 是的，没错。

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 我想我们有一个剪辑。

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我们能很快看到吗？

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 两人：♪ 进入夜晚 ♪
♪ 进入夜晚 ♪

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 嗯，那部电影看起来很有趣

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为了整个家庭。

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呃，真快，我想问一下
在我们起飞之前您——

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你觉得怎么样
“埃里克·安德烈秀”？
 呃，没关系。

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 是的。

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您认为它可以做什么

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提高评级？

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 可能有一些更好的

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客人们。

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 是的。

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 你觉得怎么样

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埃里克·安德烈？

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 我很高兴他死了。

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 凉爽的。

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好的。谢谢，伙计。

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 没问题。

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 我们的下一位嘉宾，创造者

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沙姆哇。

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这是...

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好的。

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我们无法接待下一位客人。

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好吧，我们得杀掉一些

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时间。

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 呃……

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所以...

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那么，你要做什么，伙计？

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 什么时候？

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一般来说。

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 我加入了一支新乐队

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科威特握紧。

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 我可以加入乐队吗？

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 是的。

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 我该怎么办？

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 你演奏雪橇铃。

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雪橇铃。

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 是的。我——

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我同意这一点。

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呃，所以，你必须，呃……

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你必须——

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你必须，呃...

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你必须支持部队，

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对吗？

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 你必须这样做。

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 等待。你——

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你必须支持吗

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部队？

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 如何——

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 表达方式是什么？

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 “支援部队”？

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 我们应该支持所有

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部队？

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 军队作为一个概念但是

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并非所有人都是个人。

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是啊，好吧。

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 交谈直到遇见他们

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和他们在一起。

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 所以你遇见了他们，是的。

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你不能只是支持他们。

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 就像，“哟，你是个混蛋，但我

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支持军队。

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但你是个混蛋。

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我不支持你。”

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我们需要更多地谈论这个

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乐队。

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呃，首先要做的事情——我退出

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乐队。

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 为什么？

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 我不喜欢

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方向和声音

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我们要追求的是我

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想要去，所以我只是想要

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让它成为一个很酷的分裂。

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我仍然尊重你们的本质

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正在做，但我只是想做

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我自己的事。

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尝试进行自动调整并

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粪便。

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SCAT 自动调谐。

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 两者：[自动调整散射]

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这是一个新的类型，哟。

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[ 自动调整散射 ]
 啊啊！啊啊！啊啊！
不敢相信我们预订了这个

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下一个表演者。

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请欢迎生活偶像

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各位，秀兰·邓波儿小姐。

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 谢谢。

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♪ 山核桃木 ♪

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♪ 数码杜 ♪

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我可以——不。

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对不起。重新开始。

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 那是什么？

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 我必须听听那八个人的声音

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点击。

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♪ 山核桃-迪科里 迪科里 完成 ♪

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♪ 老鼠出来玩了 ♪

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♪ 票券 ♪

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♪ 祖父多克蒂 ♪

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♪ 直到天亮 ♪

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♪ 小猫米蒂去了

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委员会♪

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♪ 在宾果邦戈湾 ♪

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这是山核桃木

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DICKETY-SINGY 方式 ♪

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♪ A-BRING-ADDY BONG-ITTY ♪

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♪ 唱一首歌曲 ♪

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♪ 就像老鼠一样 ♪

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♪ 美味的尚佩里

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与你同在的时钟♪

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♪ 哦，是的，嗯！ ♪

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♪ 小玩意儿，

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充满活力的 HOME-ETY ♪

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♪ 快两点了 ♪

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♪ 所以山核桃-迪科里

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DOCKERY 为您做 ♪

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♪ 山核桃木

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DOCKERY-DI 为您服务 ♪

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我搞砸了。

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我想我搞砸了。

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好的。

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♪ 胡桃木曲棍球 ♪

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♪ 胡克曲棍球 ♪

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这是最糟糕的...

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 谢谢。

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 非常感谢你，埃里克。

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真是太高兴了。

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我很高兴来到这里。

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这并不容易。

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这不是——

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但这很有趣。

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叮咚。