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Standard!
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Standard!
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Come and get your Standard!
Standard, sir?
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Standard!
Biggest gold heist of the century!
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Oh, thank you very much, sir.
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Standard!
Come and get your Standard!
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Biggest gold heist of the century!
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"The Metropolitan Police
are this morning investigating
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{\an5}"what is believed to be
one of the biggest armed robberies
of all time."
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{\an5}"They are searching for a blue van
which was seen in the area
at the time
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"and is believed to be connected..."
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"Police say there's no real evidence
to go on.
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"The robbery was not captured
on camera
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{\an5}"and is believed to have been
meticulously planned
by a professional gang."
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"..believed to be one of
the biggest armed robberies..."
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"..among items stolen from
the east London storage facility..."
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{\an1}REPORTER SPEAKS SPANISH
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..a professional job,
and we suspect ex-military.
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..reported to be 7,000 gold bars.
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"The robbery has been described..."
'It was surreal.
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'Like watching ourselves in a movie.
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'The whole world talking about us,
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{\an5}'painting pictures
of dangerous criminals
specialising in armed robbery.'
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{\an5}"We will very much be ensuring
that these criminals
are brought to justice."
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{\an5}"We will bring the full force of the
law down on upon them for the crimes
they have carried out."
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All right, boys.
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First things first, couple of
loose ends to tie up. Yeah.
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{\an5}Phil, you're in charge
of the getaway vehicle.
What, lick of paint, change the reg?
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{\an5}Destroy it.
Destroy it, obviously, as well.
I was about to say that, Clive.
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{\an5}Mick, are you...
Do you wanna do that with me?
Yeah, consider me there, mate.
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{\an1}Alberto, me old mucker!
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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{\an1}JOE LAUGHS
Your job...Yeah?
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..is to make sure your
brother-in-law keeps his mouth shut.
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{\an5}The filth are gonna be
right up his arse.
You need to make sure it's clean.
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Yeah. Def...
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I-In sort of, in what way clean?
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It means make sure
Sidney doesn't rat.
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Right. Sorry. Got ya. It was all
the arse stuff, it threw me off!
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{\an1}JOE LAUGHS
Yeah. Got ya.
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You boys have done very well.
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Very well indeed!
Thank you! Thank you.
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But there's a lot of work
left to do.
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It's just the beginning.
Yeah, it's just the beginning.
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Really? Cos I felt like
it was more like the end,
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just because we've already
got everything we needed, I thought.
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I can see how you're feeling,
Alberto.
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If you wanna take the money and run,
there's no shame in that.
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No shame in that whatsoever.
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Leave us to deal with the gold.
There's a good few grand in there.
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You can take it,
leave the dirty work to us.
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Easier for ya. Yeah, I mean...
Could I? Cos that'd be...
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Absolutely. Yeah? Yeah.
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We can do an even split.
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You take the money,
we take the gold.
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{\an5}If I'm honest, that's a huge relief
because I'm not really built
for all this,
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so thank you very much. Absolutely.
We can do an even split. A-A-A-Aye!
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I'm gonna have to tell you
to hold your horse here, pal.
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We need to talk about this decision
amongst us, as friends.
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How much is that gold worth?
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That's a piece of gold.
That's a ring.
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How much is the ring worth?
200 quid?
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So you go one...
BOTH: Two, three, four, five...
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{\an1}That's a grand.Joey...All right!
HE LAUGHS HEARTILY
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D'you know what? We can make
a decision on who takes the gold...
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..after the evidence is destroyed.
Sleep on it.
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Tomorrow night we meet back here.
Back here tomorrow night.
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What sort of time you thinking?
Seven.
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Of course. In the meantime,
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keep your heads down.
Yep. No talking to each other.
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{\an5}In the case of Mick and Phil,
are we allowed to talk
while we're in the van together?
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{\an5}Is that permitted? Obviously
because it'll be quite complicated
if we can't have a chat.
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He was joking.
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I'm not joking. What have I told you
about asking stupid questions?
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Looks like they came in
and exited through the main door.
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The CCTV was turned off,
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{\an5}it may be just bad luck,
but it got me thinking about
the possibility of an inside job.
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There's a few things
that don't really add up here, Guv.
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Well, that's only ifs and maybes,
innit, Thread?
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{\an5}This is what's happening.
Me and the boys are gonna go round
and do a synchronised smashdown
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on everyone in the area who's got
armed robbery on their records.
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{\an5}Well, just before we do that,
I think it might be worth doing
a recreation with the guards.
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Go through everything that happened,
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where everyone was.
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A reconstruction.
What do you mean?
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Like a school play?
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It can be quite useful
to see everyone's movements.
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{\an5}For example, how the robbers were
able to get in through the main door
without having to force it.
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OK, fine.
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{\an5}But if that doesn't work,
I want every armed robber on my desk
first thing Monday morning.
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Are we clear? Yeah.
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Fuck!
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"Our main story is still the biggest
gold heist in history last night,
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"where a number of gold bars,
thought to be worth £30 million
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{\an5}"were stolen from a storage compound
in east London." 30 million?
Did you hear that? 30 million.
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That's a lot more
than what Clive said it was worth.
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He must not have realised. That,
or he's pulling down our pants.
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{\an5}He's not gonna pull down the pants
of someone that he respects,
his right-hand man,
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someone that's part of the Firm.
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What, Joey? No, me! Everyone knows
I'm part of the Firm, Mick!
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Let me be clear here, mate. I don't
need no help pulling my pants down.
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I can pull my pants down on my own.
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You tell Clive, he's coming for
my pants, have a big breakfast, son!
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And bring an army with ya,
cos you'll need 'em!
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Mick, breathe for a bit.
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Where the fuck are we? It's a little
place Big Mick likes to call...
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..the middle of nowhere.
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This thing is gonna go up
like a dragon's arsehole.
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So, what, is this gonna blow up
or just burn out?
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Phil, Phil, please, mate. What?
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Just show a little patience, please.
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Ah, I love 'em.
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I get some of my best thinking done
looking into the flames of a fire.
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How long is this gonna take?
Hours, mate. I ain't got a time.
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Hours? Hours, mate!
It takes as long as it takes.
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That was really loud.
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{\an5}Don't worry, mate.
There's no prying ears here.
We're in the middle of nowhere.
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We might as well be on the moon.
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Right,
where have you stashed the car?
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{\an5}Pardon me?
Why is that my responsibility?
You're in charge of transport, boy.
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{\an5}You didn't think about
stashing a car to get home?
It's not my job to think!
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I really worry
about what's going on in your head.
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That's not fair! You're grouchy,
you're being out of order.
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{\an5}I'm not listening to you
when you're like this!
We're in the fucking moors!
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{\an5}I know we're in the... And also,
our A to Z's in there, so now
we don't know where we're going.
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Great! That's from the library,
so that's a fine!
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Well, do you wanna get it?
No, it's on fire now, you plum!
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If we just take the cash, we can be
out of here. We don't need the gold.
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Well, you've stolen it now, darling.
You've done the hard part.
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But I didn't know
what I was stealing, did I?
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{\an5}It could be from the Royal Treasury
for all we know.
That's like killing a swan.
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{\an5}People get hung
for that sort of thing.
No-one gets hung for killing a swan.
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{\an5}I wish I'd never got involved
in this. We were happy enough
before all this.
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Were we? Well...
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30 million pound that gold's worth.
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30! Sidney, shut up! "Biggest
Gold Heist of the Century!" Great!
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{\an5}There's a cafe full of people!
They think we're ex-military
because it was so well organised.
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Maybe I should be in the military.
Or MI5.
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{\an5}I could get one of those James Bond
exploding pens
that blows yer hand off.
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Sidney, stop running your mouth.
Just shut up, Sidney.
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You two need to calm down. Look,
they haven't got anything on us.
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{\an1}BELL RINGS
"Highly organised."
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{\an5}"Highly organised" they call us.
Well, me technically,
because it was my job, wasn't it?
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Fuck, it's Saunders! It's Saunders!
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Saunders!
Don't! Put it in the bin!
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What are you doing?
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Albert!
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Albert, get up!
Why do I have to be out?
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You have to be up here
running a cafe like normal! Great(!)
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Why does he get to hide?
Tash, I'm gonna stay down here.
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Ssh! Don't tell him I'm here.
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Morning, Natasha, love.
You all right? Yeah!
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Good. Yeah.
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I'm noticing you had a bit of salmon
on the menu today.
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Me and Albert just, erm, love it.
Oh, I love a bit of salmon.
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Where's Albert? Here I am.
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Running my cafe, as usual!
How you doing, Albert?
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Yeah, good. Classic day at the cafe,
really! Good, good, good.
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{\an5}What can we get ya, Inspector?
Just the usual, please, Tash.
Soft egg, Alb.
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Yep. Got ya. Yeah.
I'll just go and do that now, then!
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So, how's it going? Not bad, Tash.
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Got me work cut out, as you can see,
today.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I heard about that one.
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Any leads?
Fuck all at the moment, girl.
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But mark my words, Tash,
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we'll get 'em.
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Good.
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{\an5}You had any suspicious-looking
characters in here
over the past few weeks?
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Actually, yeah.
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Erm... A couple of days ago,
actually.
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There was some really
suspicious-looking people.
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Suspicious how, Tash?
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Oh, erm...
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..talking quietly.
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Some of them
were wearing sunglasses.
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Sunglasses? Yeah.
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Anything else, Tash?
Accents. Some of 'em had accents.
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Funny accents? Yeah. There you go.
Softest egg in the East End for ya!
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Even tucked in an extra sausage
for you there.
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Oh, did you want a sauce?
Brown sauce. Brown sauce!
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Absolutely incredible choice.
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{\an5}You always have brown sauce.
I actually always have brown sauce,
as well. I love the stuff.
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Er, yeah, I have it with, like,
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even just,
obviously fry-ups and that,
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but even fish and chips some...
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{\an5}Well, not with the fish.
That wouldn't really work, would it?
Not for me. Nah, same here.
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There we go.
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Brown sauce? Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry!
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What's wrong with me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{\an1}Ah, God!
HE LAUGHS
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Here we go. I-Is that enough for ya?
That's lovely. Yeah. Here we go.
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What do I owe you, son?
Oh, no, don't...
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Yeah, no. Don't offend me!
It's on the house!
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Yeah, your money's no good here.
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Be lucky. Cheers, Chief! All right.
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You can do it, mate.
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Out the way! Fucking ridiculous!
It's a dance, mate!
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You gotta smile, you gotta own it!
Own it!
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Are you going to London, mate?
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So degrading! We should just
steal a car, get home.
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey, hey!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Don't shout at me!
You don't shout at me!
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Don't shout at me!
I'm sick of your shoutin'!
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{\an5}I'm done with this!
We are not stealing a car.
We just destroyed one stolen car!
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We steal another car,
we've got to destroy that!
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Then we're in a vicious circle
of destroying car after car, mate!
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Phil! Philip!
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Philip Grant Pocket,
you come back here!
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{\an1}BELL RINGS
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Alberto!
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The man himself. Joey!
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Also the man himself, as well.
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Well, the better man, if anything!
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My better half! No, that's...
Not like that.
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I saw the filth were in here earlier,
sniffing about. Ah, God, yeah.
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No, that's just Saunders.
He's always in here, just, er...
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He was just asking if
we've heard anything. Bloody pig!
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Too right! Too right!
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What did you tell him?
Well, nothing. You know me,
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the old, er, slaving away, chained
to the hobs, pots and pans. Yeah.
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Tasha done really well, so, yeah.
222
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What, you told your missus?
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{\an1}HE STAMMERS
No, yeah, no, Sidney told her.
224
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,080
Sidney? Yeah. Where is he?
225
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,960
Have you seen him?
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No.
227
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,880
Are you sure?
228
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,040
Erm, no, yeah, no.
229
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"Yeah, no" what?
Why do you keep saying "yeah, no"?
230
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I don't know!
It's really out of character.
231
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I never say that usually.
Erm, I'm trying to think.
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Yesterday I saw him...
233
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,520
No, you're right.
I saw him today, as well. Yeah. No.
234
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God, I... Yeah, yesterday...
I think I saw him both days
235
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and that's where the confusion was,
I think.
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Er, so, yeah. No, he's all great.
237
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{\an5}Nothing to worry about. Right.
Not that you'd worry about it.
You probably never worry.
238
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{\an5}So I can tell Clive
you're on top of it all, yeah?
Yeah, well, not just me, but...
239
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,160
But, yes, completely.
240
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:17,720
Just looking forward to it
all being over, i-if I'm honest.
241
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,800
In a good way, though.
I-In a really good way.
242
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30 million they think it's worth.
243
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{\an4}HE LAUGHS
Well, it won't be worth that much,
Tash.
244
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You know what the press are like.
Yeah, Tash!
245
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:33,320
{\an5}You know what the press are like,
man. They're always yapping about
and exaggera-
246
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Look after yourself, yeah? Yeah.
247
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{\an1}HE LAUGHS
Alberto!
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Joey!
249
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See you tomorrow, man. Mate.
250
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Nice. Really well handled.
251
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,520
I thought so.
252
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,280
I can't wait to put a bullet
in that cunt's head.
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Sidney first,
254
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then the rest.
255
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,720
Sidney Wilson?
256
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,960
If you'd like to come with us.
W-What...
257
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,120
What's this about?
258
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,560
OK, so the entry point
was via the shutters.
259
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,000
So, who opened the shutters?
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{\an1}EXHALES LOUDLY
261
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Oh, yeah, that was me.
262
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What's your name, sunshine?
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Wilson. Sidney Wilson.
264
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,360
Did you get a good look at 'em,
Sidney?
265
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:22,280
No. D-Didn't see any of them at all.
Erm, no.
266
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,160
Well, what did they sound like,
Sidney?
267
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,280
I didn't hear... I didn't hear them,
either. I didn't...
268
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,080
You mean they didn't say anything,
Sidney?
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00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,880
No funny accents
or nothing like that?
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00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,520
Accents? They did have accents.
271
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,480
Yes. They was northern.
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00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,800
{\an1}Cos they came in and they...
HE STAMMERS
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..sort of said, erm,
274
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{\an4}INDISTINCT ACCENT
.."Get on the floor
and open the shutters!"
275
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{\an5}They told you to get on the floor
and open the shutters?
The shutters were closed?
276
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,120
Yeah, yeah, no, cos they, erm...
277
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{\an1}HE STAMMERS
Cos the shutters are always closed,
278
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,840
so, erm, at that point,
they would've been closed,
279
00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,400
cos there's no reason why
I would've opened them for them
280
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,640
cos I didn't know
they were even gonna come.
281
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,920
You must've got a good look
at the others,
282
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,520
so how many were there in total,
Sidney?
283
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,240
No, cos, erm,
cos I wasn't near the window
284
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,240
when they... When the van came in,
I wasn't near the window.
285
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:19,160
Where were you? I was,
where I was, actually, was just,
286
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,040
I was standing over here,
287
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:26,200
so I was... Where the window is,
I didn't really...
288
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,600
Can you demonstrate?
289
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,000
Yeah, I was just...
I was just here, like,
290
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,600
erm, just leaning here, I think.
OK.
291
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:38,880
Would you mind pressing the button,
Sidney? Press... Press the button?
292
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,760
So I just, erm,
293
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,320
just stand like that
and then just pressed it,
294
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,000
and then press that.
295
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,000
Is that how you would normally
press the button?
296
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,400
{\an5}Yeah. Yeah.
What, you would stand like that
in the corner, facing that way?
297
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,840
It's... It's just how I stand.
298
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,080
That's not how you stand.
Stay out of this, Jonathan!
299
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,040
Are you lying to us, Sidney? No.
300
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,400
No-one in the history
of standing and pressing buttons
301
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,840
has ever stood like that and pressed
a button that way, Sidney.
302
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,920
Well, maybe I was sitting down.
303
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,920
Maybe I was...
I could've maybe been like that.
304
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,880
(What do you think?)
305
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{\an1}HE SIGHS DEEPLY
306
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,960
Well, you're all free to go.
Thanks for coming.
307
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,280
Not you, Steak and Kidney.
308
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,600
You're coming for a nice ride
in the van.
309
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,640
Is this because of the button thing?
310
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,960
{\an1}JAUNTY MUSIC ON TV
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{\an4}PHONE RINGS
Did I tell you about Josie
from school?No.
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She has been
313
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,960
running about with that Tony.
Hello?
314
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,920
What?
What, Tony with the small eyes?
315
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,040
I heard from Sally
that he is good friends with John.
316
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,960
OK. What, John her ex?
317
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,920
They met at their engagement party
two years ago.
318
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:06,400
Tash, he's obviously had his
small eyes on her this whole time!
319
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,600
That's what I heard.
320
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,640
Tash, I'm telling you a story.
321
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,320
Gimme a sec.
322
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,520
It's Sidney. He's at the station.
323
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,160
What? I knew this would happen!
Can we just give it all back?
324
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,400
{\an5}What, you're gonna go
to the police station and hand in
three tons of gold? No!
325
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,920
Like, maybe just wait till
after hours and go to the doorstep
326
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,640
and just leave it there with
a letter saying I'm really sorry?
327
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,960
{\an5}We should've just taken the cash
instead of the gold.
Doesn't matter now, does it?
328
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,280
Because if he grasses,
then we're all fucked.
329
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,680
{\an5}Literally, up the arse, because
they love doing that in prison.
You, as well. It's not just the men.
330
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,160
{\an5}Women... I mean, I don't know
if it's up the arse
or whatever your version is, but...
331
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's OK. Yeah.
332
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,360
It's OK.
333
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,080
Look at me. Yeah.
334
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:55,440
No-one's getting fucked up the arse.
Promise? Mm-hm.
335
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,440
Right.
336
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:13,360
{\an5}What's that you got there? I think
we need to start taping interviews.
Do what?
337
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,640
{\an5}So you can listen to everything
I've said in there? Well, yeah.
You're mad, ain't ya?
338
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,000
Not on my watch, girl.
339
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,640
{\an5}You don't wanna record this,
trust me. It's gonna be
a brutal couple of hours.
340
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,760
{\an5}I think we need to be delicate
on how we approach him.
We don't want him to clam up.
341
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,960
Look, you go in there being
all delicate with your questions
342
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,840
and your lovely little fringe
and your plum jacket,
343
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,040
he'll play you like a fool.
344
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,840
You see, men like Steak and Kidney,
they're not intimidated by Old Bill.
345
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,680
They're intimidated by brute force.
346
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,160
He seemed pretty intimidated
earlier.
347
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,440
When I'm finished
with that long streak of piss,
348
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,160
he'll be curled up on the floor
in the foetal position,
349
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,440
crying for his mummy.
350
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,440
Watch and learn.
351
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,920
{\an1}DOOR SLAMS
352
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,360
You know what job I did
353
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,400
before I joined the police force,
Sidney?
354
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,400
I was in the war, son.
355
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,120
Korea.
356
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,240
1950 to 1953.
357
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,640
And I broke many a man.
358
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,680
Harder than you. Tougher than you.
359
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,320
Maybe not as tall as you.
360
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,640
{\an1}DRAMATIC MUSIC
361
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,560
{\an1}MUSIC STOPS
I'll give you the names.
362
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,600
All of 'em.
363
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,680
What, really?
364
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,080
But I want total anonymity.
365
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,960
Don't mess me around, son!
Do you understand?
366
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
I just said
I'd give you the information!
367
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:50,560
When I want shit from you,
I will squeeze your fucking head!
368
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,640
Now start talking!
369
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,640
{\an5}I'm confused because I've just
said I'll give you the names,
and this all seems very unnecessary.
370
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,200
Start talking!
Write all the names down now!
371
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,240
Well, have you got a pencil or...?
372
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,400
Don't mess with me, Sidney,
373
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,680
cos I'm gonna open you up
like a tin of plum tomatoes.
374
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:12,360
It would be easier if I had a table
to write on, so I'm just...
375
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,240
That's all the names.
376
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,240
You've done the right thing there,
boy.
377
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,520
We've decided to accept your offer.
378
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,480
We'll take the cash. But... But...
379
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,600
..we want protection. Protection.
380
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:41,080
{\an5}And we want a guarantee that you
and your boys will leave us alone
forever. Forever!
381
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,320
Yeah, I'm still not sold
on the repeating thing.
382
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:47,320
{\an5}It just throws it off a little bit.
You don't like it? I liked it.
I thought it was dramatic.
383
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,400
I thought it was good.
One thing, though,
384
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,480
I'm gonna still be
working with them,
385
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,000
{\an5}so that's something that we do need
to iron out in the small print.
Yeah.
386
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:59,240
{\an5}I think it's a no-brainer, though,
innit? They're getting the gold,
so they should go for it.
387
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,520
I'm just gonna say it now,
388
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,640
{\an5}does anyone else here think
we're getting the fuzzy end
of the lollipop?
389
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,800
Like we could be asking
for more cash? Yes.
390
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,960
Not this again.
I feel like it's fine how it is.
391
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,800
No, that's a good point.
Maybe I could chuck in a promotion.
392
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,040
Let's sort the deal out
and then maybe jump in after that.
393
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,360
What are you boys thinking about
the pacing? I like it personally.
394
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,760
{\an5}It's disorientating, like there's
a fly in the room and you're just
trying to, "Where is it?"
395
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,240
Right, OK, but apart from that,
we're all agreed, OK,
396
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,080
stick to the plan, cut all ties
and we'll take the cash. OK?
397
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,200
Deal.
398
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,160
{\an1}SIRENS WAIL
399
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,120
Hello, Clive. Joey.
400
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,320
You're both nicked.
401
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,360
Put your hands up.
402
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:21,040
{\an5}"Police have arrested two men
in connection with an armed robbery
in east London.
403
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:25,640
{\an5}"The men are thought to have stolen
up to £30 million pounds' worth
of gold bullion.
404
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,440
"Forces say
these are well-known criminals
405
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,880
"who police believe are responsible
for a number of crimes."
406
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,800
That doesn't sound like Sidney.
407
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,000
It's Clive and Joey.
408
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,720
'For the first time in his life,
Sidney had come up trumps,
409
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,360
'giving Clive and Joey's names
to the police,
410
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:49,920
{\an5}'but in the same breath
left us with a three-ton
golden albatross around our necks
411
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,560
'and no idea how to get rid of it.'
412
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,240
413
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,280
414
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,640
415
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,680
416
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,720
417
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,760
418
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,560
419
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,600
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