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[Zazzala] James Olsen,

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are you ready to catalyze
a chemical reaction?

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If so, join us at W.O.R.M.S.

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I'm Zazzala,

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CEO of the World Organization

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for Romantic
Matchmaking Science,

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a.k.a, W.O.R.M.S.

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-[seductively] W.O.R.M.S.
-And this is my partner,

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our chief biologist, Tazzala.

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We found true love
through the miracle of science

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and so can you.

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James Olsen,

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you're invited to our exclusive
matchmaking launch event.

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Meet someone new!
Try our new dating app.

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And electrify your love life
at W.O.R.M.S.

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[Tazzala seductively] W.O.R.M.S.

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"Scientific romance"?

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Jimmy, please tell us
you're not...

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Hey, Birdwatchers, guess
who's going to W.O.R.M.S.?

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Jimmy, are you doing this
to get back at Kara

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for taking your advice?

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[scoffs] Lois, it's for work.

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Flamebird isn't just
news anymore.

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It's also a lifestyle brand.

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Why don't you just stop
playing games and ask her out?

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I don't know if you've noticed,

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but Kara is dating
half of Metropolis now.

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Which was your idea!

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Well, I can't just sit around
and watch her do it.

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[Lois grunts in frustration]

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And if Kara happens to see me

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with a bunch
of gorgeous scientists,

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well...

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I swear I remember

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Perry assigning you actual work.

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About the Distortionist?

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The mysterious person
mutating people

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with genetic manipulation?

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Eh, that can wait.

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Because Clark and I
are going to W.O.R.M.S.

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-Yeah, I'm not doing that.
-What?

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Well, so far today,
my Superman calendar is free.

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Which means
my Lois calendar is booked.

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Starting with
homemade breakfast.

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[Lois] Um, Clark, what is that?

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Oh, it's the model
I bought at the convention.

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Pretty cute, right?

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[laughs nervously] Yeah.

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Yeah. Uh, is that us? Or?

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It's not, not us.

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It's our hypothetical farmhouse.

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The one that we could
live in one day.

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You... You remember?

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Oh, I remember.

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Just to see it now is...

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You know what I remember?

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How fun it will be
when Clark and I

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roll into W.O.R.M.S. together!

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-Huh? Huh?
-I'll drop you off.

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But that's it.

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Whoo-hoo!

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-W.O.R.M.S.! W.O.R.M.S.!
-Hey, um, you good?

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-[Jimmy] W.O.R.M.S.!
-[unconvincingly] I'm great!

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[opening theme music playing]

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[panting]

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Stop! My purse! Thief!

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[whooshing]

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[panting]

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[grunts]

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Hold it right there.

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Listen, I don't want
any trouble.

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[thuds]

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Uh...

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Superman?

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The name's Captain Hank Henshaw.

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Don't mention it.

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Uh, is that guy okay?

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[man grunts in pain]

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That thief got what he deserved.

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But Superman...

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Superman oughta be tougher
on crime.

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[Lex on phone]
Nicely done, Hank.

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How does it feel

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to make the world a safer place?

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Feels great.

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Jimmy Flamebird,

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did you know that hot dogs
come in chili variety?

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That dummy doesn't deserve you
or your delicious chili dogs.

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He's at a speed-dating event
trying to make you jealous.

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Why would I be jealous?

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I am a Kryptonian warrior,
as strong as I am beautiful.

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Kara, I've been with Clark
for a while now,

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so I know a thing or two
about relationships.

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Jimmy's trying to prove
to himself

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that he's just desirable
as you are,

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which... [scoffs] good luck.

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So it is a competition?

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A game.

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Yes. A dumb game.

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Then I shall win this game,

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and make Jimmy Flamebird
my Earth mate.

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That's the spirit.

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But first, you have to escalate.

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Put yourself out there.

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Oh! Remember Crushrush?

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The romantic
telephone application?

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Yeah.

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Crushrush will get you
so many dates that...

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That I will be victorious!

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Ha, ha. All right.

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Lois Lane, I, Kara Zor-El,
will defeat your Crushrush.

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[camera shutter clicks]

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[chattering indistinctly]

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Wow, this is really...

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[gasps] A lot.

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Care to share first impressions?

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We're doing promotion
for the app.

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Amazing.

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Robot waiters? VR date nights?

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[high-pitched] What's not
to love about W.O.R.M.S.?

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Yeah, I... I didn't sign
a release for this.

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[Clark] Best of luck, Jimmy.

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Bye, love you,
best friends forever.

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-Time to find my...
-[woman] Soil-mate!

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[seductive voices]
W.O.R.M.S., W.O.R.M.S.

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I'm Zazzala...

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And this is
your girlfriend, Tazzala.

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Did I say something wrong?

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[sighs wearily] We broke up.

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There were
communications issues.

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Is it 'cause she doesn't talk?

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No! Don't let our star-crossed
love distract you

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from your
scientifically-selected

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soil mate.

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I just hope your calculations
"add up" better than mine,

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you know what I mean?

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-[laughs]
-[woman] W.O.R.M.S.

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[sighs] Anyway,
she's over there.

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[Lois] Okay, Kara.

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An important step

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in building out a dating profile

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is answering questions.

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First up, "Describe yourself."

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Warrior.

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No, more like,
"What's your style?"

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My style is a mix
of traditional Klukor

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and modified Horu-Kanu.

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Okay.

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"Sporty."

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Let's try some interests.

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If you don't have any answer,
just say "Pass."

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-"Favorite movie."
-Pass.

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-"Favorite book."
-Pass.

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"Mountains or ocean?"

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Pass. No!

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Pass.

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I think you're gonna need
a few more Earthly experiences

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before answering
these questions.

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Ooh, are there
any experiences here?

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[mooing sound effect plays]

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New plan! Let's hit the town

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and find out
what kind of things you like.

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Yeah.

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You ready
for a fun-filled Saturday?

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Uh, Clark, I'm really sorry,

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but something important
just came up.

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We are going to punch the town.

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"Hit the town."

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Oh, okay.

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Girl time.

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I'll just, uh, work on the farm.

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[newscaster]
Emergency at the waterfront.

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Dogs are people
are trapped in a fire

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at the Metropolis
Adopt on a Yacht event.

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[Clark groans]

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[dogs whimpering]

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[blows]

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[woman] Thanks, Superman.

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We can always count on you.

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It's my pleasure, ma'am.

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[barking]

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And my pleasure too, sir.

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What's your
adoption policy like?

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Easy!

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Do you have a government ID?

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[dog whimpers]

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-I'll get back to you.
-[dog whimpers]

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Jimmy Olsen,
founder of Flamebird,

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friend of Superman.

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I've been dying to meet you.

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I'm so interested in your body.

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Oh! [chuckles nervously] My.

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Well, I, um...

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Specifically, how much
has been exposed to Kryptonite.

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Tell me.
Have you noticed any effects?

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Not really.

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Fascinating.

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Doris. But my friends
call me "Gigi".

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Jimmy.
But my friends call me Jimmy.

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[chuckles softly]
I need to tell you, Jimmy,

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I'm looking
for an open-minded person.

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Well, that's me.

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Good, because I tend
to change people.

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-I'm open to change.
-Excellent.

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[sprays]

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Is there a...
[sniffs] smell in here?

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Oh, I'm setting a mood. [laughs]

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So, you've been to space,
too, right?

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Has that affected you at all?

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-Is that...
-Chocolate? Romance? Here.

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And interdimensional travel?

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Well, not recently, but... Ow!

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What did you do?

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Things are doing great
with Gigi.

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No one's ever been this into me.

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And hearing about it
will definitely make

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a certain super someone
super jealous.

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Ah, silly Clark Jr.,

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you forgot your mitt.

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[newscaster] This just in!

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-Robbery at LexCorp.
-[siren wailing on TV]

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Thankfully,
no dogs are involved.

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Huh.

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[newscaster continues] ...but
these super-powered bandits

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pose a clear threat
to nearby civilians.

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[Clark groans]

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So. Tell me more about yourself.

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Well, I do
investigate journalism

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for the Daily Planet.

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I'm actually
supposed to be looking

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for the Distortionist right now.

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You don't say.

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But don't worry, I'll find him.

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Nothing gets past me!

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[screams] What?

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What? No! No!

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[howls] No!

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To let Crushrush know you,
you have to know yourself.

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Like I know me.

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Today, I'll show you
Earth's rich culture.

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We'll start with
the Metropolis Contemporary,

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followed by
the history museum...

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Lois Lane, what is that?

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Oh, that's a mall.

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There's nothing cultural
about that.

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[cash register dings]

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Ah, you were right, Lois Lane.

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Earth's culture is so rich.

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[Silver Banshee] Let's go!
Move it!

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[clicks]

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[scanning]

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[thuds]

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[Silver Banshee] Kyle!

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[thuds]

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Albert!

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-[citizens yelling in fear]
-[man] Run!

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[woman] Let's get out of here!

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Hand it over, thief!

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Look what you did to my

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[loudly] friends!

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[breathing heavily]

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00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,736
You're gonna regret that.

263
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,072
-[yells]
-[gasps]

264
00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,534
I think we all need
to calm down.

265
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,787
I think you need
to get out of my way.

266
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,667
So...

267
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,544
I'm a wolf now.

268
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,630
I did have a feeling
something was up, but...

269
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,382
I didn't wanna run the vibes!

270
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,968
I don't know if anything
can turn this day around.

271
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,095
[producer whispering
indistinctly]

272
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,055
Oh, they can fix me?

273
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,265
That's great.

274
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,517
[both grunting]

275
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,479
So you're protecting
criminals now.

276
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,398
[beeping]

277
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,441
Kinda busy, Jimmy.
Is this an emergency?

278
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,026
[Jimmy] Not anymore,

279
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,570
but something happened
at W.O.R.M.S.

280
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,363
Thief! Stop it right there!

281
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,866
Uh, Jimmy, I'm going
to have to call you back.

282
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,035
-[grunts]
-[thuds]

283
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,454
Siobhan.

284
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,415
-Get out of my...
-Siobhan. I really think...

285
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,541
Siobhan.

286
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,935
-Get out of my...
-Siobhan. Siobhan.

287
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,252
-You're in my way!
-Please.

288
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,963
And you're in possession
of stolen property.

289
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,508
[rumbling]

290
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,720
[Superman grunts]

291
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:22,348
Still protecting criminals
after what she did.

292
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,432
[beeping]

293
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,434
[Jimmy on call] Hey, free now?

294
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,852
Because I changed today.

295
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,729
Like, I really changed.

296
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,272
I didn't recognize myself.

297
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,440
And my date Gigi...

298
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,941
Jimmy, if it's not an emergency,

299
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,443
it really has to wait.

300
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,779
[Jimmy on call]
But I really feel like...

301
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,281
[crashes]

302
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,909
-Jimmy?
-[Jimmy on call] Ugh, fine.

303
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,119
Everyone stop!

304
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,580
Siobhan, the tech, please.

305
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,665
-And?
-[scoffs]

306
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,002
-Fine.
-Thank you.

307
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,295
You see, Hank?

308
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,130
Nobody needs to get hurt.

309
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,673
I disagree.

310
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,508
[charging]

311
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,765
[device blasting]

312
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,769
[man] What's that thing?
What's he gonna do?

313
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,021
[Wilson] Stand down, Henshaw.

314
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,274
Boss wants a word with you.

315
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,987
Hey, Kara, come listen to this.

316
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,740
I listened to Black Canary
for the first time

317
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,825
-when I was a kid.
-[music playing on headphones]

318
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,161
The instruments sounds so angry.

319
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,621
I love it.

320
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,515
You want to hear what
I'm listening to, Lois Lane?

321
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,250
Maybe it will be
your new favorite.

322
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,961
Oh, it's okay.
I already have a favorite song.

323
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,838
Ah, is it Earth culture
to only like music

324
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,298
you found as a child?

325
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,259
[scoffs] No.

326
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,803
I just already have
music I like.

327
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,680
I don't need to find
anything new.

328
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,321
-[music playing on tape]
-But, Lois Lane,

329
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,725
there's so much that is new.

330
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,185
♪ Earth is so big ♪

331
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,853
♪ The future is grand ♪

332
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,022
♪ So many human musicians ♪

333
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:56,359
♪ Could become
Your "favorite band" ♪

334
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,069
♪ I've got a "favorite band" ♪

335
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,696
♪ You're the new girl in town ♪

336
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,197
♪ Let's just focus on you ♪

337
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,740
♪ I've got my life Locked down ♪

338
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,158
♪ But look at these clothes ♪

339
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,702
♪ A look for every day ♪

340
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,912
♪ In the sunshine Snow or rain ♪

341
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:11,541
♪ Whatever comes our way ♪

342
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,959
♪ Do you think it will rain? ♪

343
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,335
♪ Will it soak all my stuff? ♪

344
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,004
♪ I've got one big, dumb coat ♪

345
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,547
♪ What if that's not enough? ♪

346
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,173
♪ But the future is open ♪

347
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,675
♪ The present was fine ♪

348
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:21,884
♪ Tomorrow is coming ♪

349
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,720
♪ Do not be left behind ♪

350
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,472
♪ By the future ♪

351
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,974
♪ And look, you can pick ♪

352
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,559
♪ What you want
Your life to be ♪

353
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,060
♪ A castle or space ♪

354
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,562
♪ Or a house in a tree ♪

355
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,022
♪ I can't risk any change ♪

356
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,523
♪ There's just too much
To lose ♪

357
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,899
♪ Maybe give me more time ♪

358
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,902
♪ And then later, I'll choose ♪

359
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,571
♪ 'Cause the future
Is daunting ♪

360
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,239
♪ Soon, the present is past ♪

361
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,033
♪ Tomorrow is pulling me ♪

362
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,702
♪ Far too fast ♪

363
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,245
♪ To the future ♪

364
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,705
Whoa!

365
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,123
♪ Then make a small change ♪

366
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,915
♪ A tiny, little thing ♪

367
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,586
♪ Why not just buy
One of these pretty rings? ♪

368
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,129
♪ I know that it's coming ♪

369
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,881
♪ And I want one, I do ♪

370
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,525
♪ I'm not scared of the ring,
I'm just... ♪

371
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,319
[speaking fast] scared of the
fact to accept one

372
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,945
implies that you're ready for
a particular type of future.

373
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,322
And while settling down
in some ways sounds nice,

374
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,448
it also means
consciously deciding

375
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,723
to enter your next chapter,

376
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,825
and I'm still reading
this chapter.

377
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,951
I mean, I like this chapter.

378
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,270
♪ You know, Kara? ♪

379
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,189
♪ There is so much ahead ♪

380
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,607
♪ A frightening endeavor ♪

381
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,233
♪ A whole world to see ♪

382
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,028
♪ Why can't right now
Be forever? ♪

383
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,363
♪ The future is limitless ♪

384
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,781
♪ My present was great ♪

385
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,616
♪ Tomorrow is coming and... ♪

386
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,535
-♪ I cannot wait ♪
-♪ Can't we just wait? ♪

387
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:33,873
♪ For the future ♪

388
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,715
[newscaster] the ensuing mayhem

389
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,635
revealed Henshaw to be
some kind of Cyborg Superman

390
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,179
capable of
unbelievable acts of...

391
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,430
[turns off screen]

392
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,892
They are scared of you, Hank.

393
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,311
They have no reason to be.

394
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,312
I'm a hero.

395
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,523
Heroes shows restraint.

396
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,941
With the public against you,

397
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,818
we'll never be able
to replace Superman.

398
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,320
Eh, who cares
what the masses think?

399
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,655
We have the power.

400
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,949
-I can do what I want.
-[sword swishes]

401
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,034
That's close enough, Henshaw.

402
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,702
Is it?

403
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,870
[Wilson grunts]

404
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:13,954
[grunts]

405
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,417
[Wilson grunting]

406
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:20,878
[Wilson grunts]

407
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,591
[electricity crackling]

408
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,635
"We have the power"?

409
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,011
No, Hank,

410
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,013
I have the power.

411
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,559
And I can take yours away
anytime I want.

412
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,394
[grunting] No.

413
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,649
[Zazzala] Mr. Olsen,
we are so sorry.

414
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,252
I hope this won't taint
your experience at.

415
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,694
W.O.R.M.S., W.O.R.M.S.,
W.O.R.M.S.

416
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,321
or your online review.
[chuckles nervously]

417
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,366
Oh, my sweet human body.

418
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,160
Anything else we can do?

419
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,203
No, I've had a lovely, ti...

420
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,705
[screams]

421
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,873
Oh, no.

422
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,876
I'm not our,
uh, chief biologist,

423
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,252
but, I'll try to fix

424
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,172
whatever is wrong
with you endoskeleton and uh...

425
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,381
[Jimmy continues screaming]

426
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,674
Tazzy!

427
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,509
You've come back?

428
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,054
I'm so glad
you're havin' a moment,

429
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,765
but I am human spaghetti here!

430
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,893
[Clark] Look who I met
on the boat, Lois? [chuckles]

431
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,354
Welcome home,
Bark Kent. [chuckles]

432
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,398
Or Snowy? No, no, no.

433
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,066
Uh, oh, I got it. I got it.

434
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,693
-How about Krypt...
-[call connects]

435
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,321
Clark, I'm elastic now,

436
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,489
and Tazzala...

437
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:30,406
-[electrical buzzing]
-[screams]

438
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,866
-[pants]
-[blows]

439
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,577
[breathing heavily]

440
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,162
Oh, never mind.

441
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,872
She restored my endoskeleton.

442
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,915
Still, I could use some help.

443
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,418
Jimmy, I'm always happy
to help in emergencies.

444
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,837
Keyword, emergency.

445
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:45,921
-[groans]
-[door opens]

446
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,548
[Gigi] Jimmy Olsen!

447
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,927
If I can't have you, nobody can.

448
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,555
[can clinks]

449
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,058
-[bones cracking]
-[grunts]

450
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,602
[hesitates] G... Gigi?

451
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,770
[Gigi chuckles]

452
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,940
No. My friends call me Gigi.

453
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:08,109
[straining] You can call me...

454
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,154
Giganta!

455
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,614
Okay, Giganta!

456
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:12,781
We can still be friends.

457
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,117
I didn't come here
to make friends.

458
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,703
I came here to fall in love!

459
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,917
[thuds loudly]

460
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,672
[Jimmy screaming]

461
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,925
-Jimmy?
-[ground rumbling]

462
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,301
[dog barking]

463
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:36,138
Yeah! I'd say it's an emergency.

464
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,307
[Lois] I mean, I love now.
Now is good.

465
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,101
But is it all downhill
from here?

466
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,271
Is the future a slow, painful,
inevitable decline?

467
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,315
Earth's men are fascinated
by me, Lois Lane.

468
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,109
I will certainly beat Jimmy.

469
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,821
Look, this potential mate
is displaying a fish he caught.

470
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,114
And this potential mate

471
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,591
is also displaying a fish
he caught.

472
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,534
-And this...
-They're all gonna have fish.

473
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,660
[Jimmy] Help!

474
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,454
-[screaming]
-[ground rumbling]

475
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,789
Lois Lane,

476
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,666
I do not think
I can find a date that big.

477
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,376
Well, that's not
what winning looks like.

478
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,669
[Jimmy screaming indistinctly]

479
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,879
[Giganta] Let's try this
one more time.

480
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,965
I'll make you gigantic, too.

481
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,384
Then if you really hate it,
we'll call it quits.

482
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,028
Wait, how are you
gonna make me gigantic?

483
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,012
[gasps] Wait.

484
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,638
You're the Distortionist?

485
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,725
I'm not really into labels.

486
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,312
[Jimmy screaming]

487
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,898
[Giganta grunting]

488
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,110
[Superman] Uh, I-I can't
get to you, Jimmy.

489
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,945
Oh, you better try.

490
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,364
I-I can't stop her
without hurting you.

491
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,866
[Zazzala] Good news!

492
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,159
You can save me?

493
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,035
No!

494
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,162
We got back together!

495
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,623
Well, congratulations!

496
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:47,793
We are so sorry for everything,
especially the endoskeleton.

497
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,712
I'm sorry, what endoskeleton?

498
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,213
Oh, they made my bones dissolve,

499
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,840
turned me into a rag doll.

500
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,050
I called you about this.

501
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,384
Were you not listening?

502
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,678
[Jimmy screaming]

503
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:58,846
Wait, wait, wait.

504
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,599
Could you two affect
her endoskeleton?

505
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,560
We'd do anything for love.

506
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,562
[Superman]
Great, then follow me.

507
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,568
[Giganta grunting, screams]

508
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,199
-[clicks]
-[grunts]

509
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,410
So this is how
you treat someone...

510
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,453
of...

511
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,038
my stature.

512
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,379
So gentle...

513
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,089
So kind.

514
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,566
Ma'am, I'm gonna
stop you right there.

515
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,092
I'm in a committed relationship.

516
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,343
[Giganta snoring]

517
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,678
Phew, thanks, Superman.

518
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,846
I tell ya! Maybe I should
get off the apps!

519
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,431
-[grunts]
-[body thuds]

520
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:46,018
Don't lose your faith
in scientific romance, James.

521
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,436
If you stay,

522
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,081
we'll give you a paid
sponsorship from W.O.R.M.S.

523
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,332
-[woman moaning] W.O.R.M.S.
-And I'm back on.

524
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,608
How about you, Mr. Superman?

525
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,820
Huh? Oh. My appearance here
is not an endorsement.

526
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,785
Hm...

527
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,412
[sighs in content]

528
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,497
[Clark] There they are!

529
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,456
How was the day?

530
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,958
Excellent, Kal-El.

531
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,335
Seventy-five potential mates
have written to me,

532
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,338
each one saying, "Sup?"

533
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,425
Clark,

534
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,135
can I ask you something?

535
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,344
What is it, Lois?

536
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,430
I don't that I'm ready
for all this.

537
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:23,639
What do you mean?

538
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,308
The farm, kids, dog.

539
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,436
Is that not what you want?

540
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,312
I do want that.

541
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,939
But...

542
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,400
I'm scared to lose
what we have right now.

543
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,486
Adventure, freedom, fun.

544
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,988
I just don't want our lives

545
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,449
to shrink to the size
of a model farm.

546
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,908
Oh.

547
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:43,993
Oh.

548
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,178
I hadn't thought
about that, I...

549
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,746
[Kara] I'm the winner here.

550
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,348
-You just need to admit it.
-[Jimmy] Mine looked great...

551
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,124
[Kara] How many matches
did you get, Jimmy?

552
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,125
[Jimmy] One,

553
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,836
but she was as tall as 100.

554
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:54,837
You know what?

555
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,172
I never made you breakfast.

556
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,340
And how are you gonna
make it up to me?

557
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,717
Let's get brunch tomorrow.

558
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,845
Just the two of us
and we'll find our future.

559
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,096
Together.

560
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,478
[ominous music playing]

561
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,078
Hurry!

562
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,747
We don't have much time.

563
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,419
[ground rumbling]

564
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,797
[blasting]

565
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:45,846
Go!

566
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,306
But I can help!

567
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,642
[screeching]

568
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,310
The only way you can help us now

569
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,854
is by making sure
this never happens.

570
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:54,939
Go!

571
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,441
No!

572
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,740
[closing theme music playing]