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Hey girl, want some brown alcohol?

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Brown alcohol doesn't make this pussy bad.

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Tequila is it.

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Here you go.

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So what are you doing here anyway?

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What do you think I'm doing here?

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I start with the opening.

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Been there, done that.

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Richie? Yes, that makes sense. Because
you know the ones

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motherfuckers can't read.

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I know.

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Who goes several ways, brother?

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Well, it's nice to... call me here at
very awkward way.

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Likewise, but I have to be honest when
I see your profile picture, I bet I do

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almost twice because you look mad
goofy.

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But surprisingly, you know, dumb niggas
It must be good, so here we are.

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I'll take you for a Jersey girl.

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Jersey girl?

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Look, I love T-shirts, yes, but I am
Girl from Harlem. Born and fucked

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raised. Real niggas on me, yeah.

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Oh, so you're black.

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No, you son of a bitch!

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No cat.

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Cat.

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Fuck you all.

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Bitch, spit out those pearls.

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I want your shit.

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Hi? So tell me what is your favorite
scary movie?

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I don't really do them. You know, everyone
these stupid tropes and other nonsense. Why is this so?

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There's always a white female dog at the end?
Because they know it's too hard to kill it

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sister. You know what I'm saying?
Because if the sister survives

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cheese, we can survive anything.

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You know, this might help you.

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I met you outside. Boy, you are in need.

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What's your sign? It must be Scorpio.

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How did you know?

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What a good dick. But toxic as hell.

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Hey, is this restaurant an alley?
Yes, hurry up before your ass gets stolen.

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Frozen? No, not today. Cheap bitch.

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I heard you all.

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OK, I'm walking down the aisle now.

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I'm here. Can you see me? I wave.

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NO.

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The person I'm looking at isn't waving.

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In fact, they just stare at me.
Well, look at his ass.

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And don't blink. Never blink. Here you go
such a pleasure to learn. What?

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No, they're coming towards me now.

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Oh no, they have a knife.

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Why don't I leave his ass here?

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I thought that was the worst part.

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The worst thing is that you know so much
about horrors, and yet you still

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alone to the army.

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Yes, but the worst thing is that you are
fucking a New York bitch.

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Go to mentoring.

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Seriously, Lenka? I didn't recognize yours
bird call. I thought you would do it

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war with us.

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It's a pigeon, nigga.

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It was supposed to be... There will be a hawk
attack.

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My bad.

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Are you done?

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Bitch, I'm Tiana Taylor. My ass has an ass.

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Come on, girl. We want to release it.

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Someone help me.

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No, no, no, no.

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Now,

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point your entire head towards this zone.

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Hey, Tiana, you could have kicked me
ass, but you still didn't win it

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What did you say about my Oscar?

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Did I stutter?

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You lost.

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You're right.

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But I won that Golden Globe, bitch.

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Oh my god, really?

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See, that's why I never watched horror movies
movies.

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It's fucking terrible.

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Just a few celebrity appearances and
fart gags.

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So you don't like parody?

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I like Judd Apatow's movies better.

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You know that.

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Elevated comedy.

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And what is sublime comedy?

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One that doesn't actually exist
everyone laughs but it makes white people

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wise.

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Tuesday, don't answer.

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It would be safe after.

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Oh come on, Elle.

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Such things only happen in...
cinema.

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Oh, hey.

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I didn't expect you to answer
door.

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What the fuck?

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Here's my knife.

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Not that.

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Hello, Tuesday.

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Just Ritalin for my ADHD.

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Adderall for PTSD.

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A few Xanax for my anxiety.

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And your election pills.

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Good luck getting up now.

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Jesus, Sarah, how much did you take? I
I don't know. How much is in the bottle?

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Hey, Jeff.

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Sarah, Tuesday is in the hospital. She
was stabbed by an assassin. You know

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Ghostface. Wait, from Wu-Tang?

103
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Why Ghostface Killer, also known as Pretty
Tony, aka Starkey Love, wants to stab me

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sister? God, Sarah, that wasn't Ghostface
Killer.

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It was someone wearing a Ghostface mask.

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Ah, OK, that makes more sense.

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I can't make up for the past.

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Well, hey, hey.

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I'm coming with you.

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Not because I'm an obvious killer
I'm trying to lure you out of town.

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just a supportive guy.

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Yes. That's all.

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Okay, let's go. Get in the car.

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Listen, we just need to make one stop
way.

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I survived.

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All thanks to my lucky penny.

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I'm a cool mom. Everyone would like to have one.

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I am illuminated.

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Don't forget I have training later, so
I'll be home late. You just did

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because you are black and racist
Damn it, I assumed you could play.

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The year is 2026. I don't think there is a race
problem.

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Do you read black Twitter?

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NO. Oh Ray, you're still dealing with this
hoe?

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Okay, stop embarrassing her, Tessa. Simply
because Daryl and they took the train further

125
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doesn't make her a whore. She's not
hoe.

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She is sex positive.

127
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Well, I'm sure she's a whore.

128
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Hey, girl! Look at you!

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Early for Halloween, eh?

130
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What are you doing this year? Bloody
schoolgirl!

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Happy, huh?

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I miss me.

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I love hair.

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I mean, I'll take it in the center.

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Thank you very much. I have to
invite you over and make you some

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cake. Oh, you know what? I have to get there
African American history classes. We are

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learn about slavery.

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Come to find out. It was a choice. You
see it there?

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This is Kanye. Correct.

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They taught us all this wrong
time.

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Mhm. Stay black.

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Hello, mom.

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All right. Hi baby. Hi baby. Goodbye.

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Son, I put condoms in your bag. You
I know how they are trying to trap you all.

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OK,

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seriously? Sheriff Greg, he's gone
to walk me to class. I'm fine.

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Jess, there's a serial killer on the island
loose.

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I won't let anything happen
my daughter.

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Boy, okay? I'm a little boy. Sorry.

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I'm having a hard time with this
passage.

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Okay, it's really simple.

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Treat me like one of the boys.

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All right?

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Can I do this? Yes.

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Spanking fight.

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Oh, you call that a slap?

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Who the hell did you do this for?

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I look like such a female dog.

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female dog.

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You look like shit.

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00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,940
Hey, please. She's clearly a woman
who is out of shape.

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Oh, watch where you step. The whole thing
the place is a booby trap.

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You never know when that psycho will do it
come back.

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Come in.

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OK.

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I hate it

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this job.

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Mr. Campbell.

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I'm Jack, Sarah's boyfriend.

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I've heard so much about you.

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Nothing good.

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I haven't heard anything about you, Jack. AND
let's assume you're a piece of shit. But how?

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Would I know since I haven't heard from
my daughter in what, six months?

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Six years, mom. And whose fault is it?
This? And whose fault is it? I don't

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know. Maybe this is yours.

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That's fair.

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We want to learn from horror
survived.

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Look.

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Scary Movie #3 and #4 paid me a lot
money for the girl. There's nothing

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study there.

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But if you want to talk about home,
buddy, shoot.

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It's happening again.

183
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Some asshole in a mask. We have to stop
him.

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You're not ready, dear worm.

185
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I've been preparing for this since
years.

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He sacrificed everything.

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You are a terrible mother.

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Come on, baby.

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We have some good moments.

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Like that Christmas I took you to
Santa in the mall?

191
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It's your turn, Sarah.

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Move. Hello, Santa.

193
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I'm sorry if I don't sit on your lap.

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You scare me.

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Santa doesn't exist.

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Mom, I need your help. To heal ours
emotional wounds and leaving the past behind

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we? Oh God, no.

198
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No, to kill Ghostface.

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Do you have any weapons?

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I'm Cindy fucking Campbell.

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I have millions of guns, but none
are registered because of my psyche

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health problems.

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So if you could stop it all
below.

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00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,260
Okay, so I talked to Sarah earlier.

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Oh, is she coming? You know what I did?

206
00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:07,460
Hear a buzzing sound.

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So it's possible. No, I intended to do so
Woodsville.

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Fool. Oh, I forgot about that.

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00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:13,259
Hey Jimbo!

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Climb!

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Oh!

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Sweet!

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00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,180
And speaking of delving in... Uh, no
know if it's a good time.

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Everyone knows what happens to teenagers
who try to love each other when it is

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killer on the loose.

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Brad is right about one thing, guys.

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Okay, Ghostface is back.

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We have to arm ourselves.

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Pepper spray?

220
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Check.

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Taser. Check.

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Butt plug?

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Double plug.

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Cursed! Just wear this thing
around?

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It's easy to hide it.

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In the ass?

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I'm impressed.

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I'm sick of you, little Generation Z alpha
niggas use terms like uncle and aunt

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gas lighting, blazering and glamping,
I try to make my generation sound old.

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he's not your goddamn uncle, nigga.

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Shorty, you're mom's brother, so
yes, technically you are our uncle.

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Oh, my mistake.

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It's crazy that they let you teach here.

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Teach? No, nigga.

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I'm taking part.

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It's going to be a proud 25th year
older.

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When will you finally graduate?

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Before we do a sequel, and I have to
follow you little young niggas

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to get my check. Wait guys, Tuesday
awake.

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Okay, Tuesday. Who the hell is he?
Tuesday?

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Hey, we have to go to the hospital. You
Will you take the bus home?

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No, PJ.

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Private Jed?

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Yes, jealous.

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Man, you smoke weed all day. Just play
video games, live broadcast.

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You literally make money by doing nothing.

247
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Exactly. I leave the hard work for
old head.

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Jesus!

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Still the same short one.

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00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:09,670
Check out my crypto. Oh shit, I'm at three
million dollars.

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Damn, now I've lost five million.

252
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,410
This shit, we're crazy, son.

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Nurse Brenda, everything's fine.

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You have heard the cry of sin. Yes, you did it.

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But the Lord called us to show
men like you.

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Come on, son.

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Come with us.

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Come to us.

259
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:10,770
God, see you later. So don't sugarcoat it
come on. We need you to come like you

260
00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:11,770
he never came before.

261
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,990
Come for the father, come for the son.

262
00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:16,410
I'll hold your hand and that's it
we are going to meet.

263
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,210
Oh, my mistake.

264
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,130
One last time.

265
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:39,450
Let's welcome a new member to our group
assembly.

266
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:48,850
I'm not

267
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,170
not gay anymore.

268
00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:11,720
I'll go with that.

269
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,230
Thank you.

270
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,210
Who is this Jeffrey Dahmer lookalike?

271
00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:47,190
This is my boy, Jack.

272
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:48,670
Really nice to meet you.

273
00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:51,210
He looks like Ted Bundy to me.

274
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,410
But that's none of my business.

275
00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:58,030
This old stabbed female dog needs it
some rest.

276
00:20:58,270 --> 00:21:00,010
So everyone, get the fuck out!

277
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,230
Yes, ma'am.

278
00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:05,610
Oh, not you, Sarah. Why? What did I do?

279
00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:08,130
I'm very scared.

280
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,130
Oh, twos. You should be.

281
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:15,230
You were stabbed nine times.

282
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,410
And the killer knows where you live.

283
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:21,790
I invite you to stay overnight at my place
place, but I don't really want one

284
00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:22,870
juju in my house.

285
00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:26,230
As far as we know, he's standing straight
behind this door.

286
00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:33,690
Reassuring, Sarah.

287
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,610
I thought I was going to die.

288
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:36,890
I know, me too.

289
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,030
I was planning a funeral.

290
00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:44,840
What the hell? And I wrote yours...
obituary more like Chatty who wrote it, but

291
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,360
you're still here and I'll never let that happen
someone hurt you

292
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,420
that's shit, baby. This is my show. Frogs
and that Idris Alba created this Gucci

293
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,420
pop, pop, pop.

294
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:41,640
Dear Lord, please accept this whiteness
bitch w.

295
00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:45,560
Oh! The Lord works in mysterious ways.

296
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:47,580
I'm going on a break.

297
00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:50,210
It's metal. I told you. I fell.

298
00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:52,370
Where exactly are we going now?

299
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:53,910
Let's do an experiment.

300
00:25:06,510 --> 00:25:07,510
Go away!

301
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:10,870
I'm sorry to bother you. We just want to
to ask you a few questions.

302
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,830
Give me one good reason why I should
talk to you.

303
00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:15,330
I am white.

304
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,320
Oh, I'm talking about wife Candace Owens.

305
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,640
Oh. That's all.

306
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:24,180
When you said expert, I assumed you
it meant more of an old graduate thing than a

307
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,140
class. I'm Sarah Campbell.

308
00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,540
I was attacked last night. I think you
he should go.

309
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,460
I don't want to get stabbed and I don't want to
you want Covid, ok?

310
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,980
Please come. Only two minutes.
That's all I'm asking. No, no.

311
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,700
I'll give you eight minutes.

312
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
And something else.

313
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,880
Oh, I can taste it. To go.

314
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,680
Oh my God. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

315
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,800
No, you are good.

316
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,620
When the workweek became an awakening
a week? It's Black Friday. What is it?

317
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:52,620
next? Mulatto on Monday?

318
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,260
I mean Yellow Thursday?

319
00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:56,780
Hurry up.

320
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,960
Let me get this out of the way.

321
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,400
Oh. Sorry.

322
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,100
Oh, it's done.

323
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,820
Yes, you are good.

324
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:12,020
You're Cindy's daughter, right? Yes.

325
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:13,820
Yes. I don't know him.

326
00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:16,140
Oh, this is Jack, my love.

327
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,020
No, no, no, no.

328
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:23,420
Rule number one for surviving a horror movie
the movie is never about trusting your love interest.

329
00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:24,740
Look at him.

330
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:31,120
He has this weird lazy eye that sticks out
leg and drooling like a psychopath.

331
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,140
He's got that bruised leg.

332
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,880
Makes the ball walk weird and scary.

333
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,540
I don't have a stump.

334
00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:38,780
I'm done.

335
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,440
Oh. Don't look at me.

336
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,140
Right after your duties.

337
00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:46,060
Retired.

338
00:26:46,419 --> 00:26:48,700
Listen, Doofy, we could really use yours
help.

339
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,700
Yes. I can't go back to that life.

340
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,940
Besides, we are in the middle of globalization
pandemic. Okay, I hate to interrupt this

341
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,200
but COVID is already over, for example,
years.

342
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,260
Really?

343
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,720
Yes.

344
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Cholera!

345
00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:08,080
What will I do with all this?
candy?

346
00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:14,580
Get off. I don't want the ghosts to be found
Yes. And don't come back.

347
00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:37,260
OK,

348
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,240
just because he took a shower doesn't mean
that... Yes, I didn't take a shower. I just

349
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,700
water from my mouth

350
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,100
Do you want some?

351
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,180
No, that's okay.

352
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,360
I did. Come on, juicy.

353
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,760
Yes, do it.

354
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,460
Sarah, is your mom from Vietnam coming? Or
can we start talking about this plot?

355
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,700
Eh... Hello.

356
00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,880
You came.

357
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,740
Not in about 15 years, honey. But I did it
buy it.

358
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,100
New rose, so fingers crossed.

359
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,880
from the weed, the smoke, your love for
McRib and racist cops?

360
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,860
I didn't think you had a chance.

361
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,220
Yes, that's a terrible comment.

362
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,500
Hi, Sam.

363
00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,180
Stop smiling at me!

364
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,600
Shit!

365
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,840
Wild Star!

366
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:56,460
Wild Star! Wild Star! Hey, there it is
intellectually disabled. That's right

367
00:28:56,540 --> 00:29:00,620
you're drunk, honey. Hey, hey, hey. No
call that white bitch a whore. Come on,

368
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:01,700
have some respect.

369
00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:08,010
This must be some kind of curse.

370
00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:09,210
Hey everyone.

371
00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:10,830
Look what I have.

372
00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:16,130
Unbranded gelatin shop made from
brain alcohol and GHB. So no one

373
00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:19,250
by drinking this name you consent for life
time, for which I apologize.

374
00:29:19,490 --> 00:29:21,070
Take one. I love being myself.

375
00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:23,510
NO. Are you sure, honey?

376
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,100
You know

377
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:25,580
Mom, this place could be really nice if you
I had a beer pong table there,

378
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,660
maybe like a snack wall.

379
00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:29,920
What do you know about cool? When I was
at your age, with whom I shot bottles

380
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,440
Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, everyone
Shons.

381
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,520
This is not so good. Your mom was
weirdo on a free course.

382
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,540
Want to see something cool?

383
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:42,140
Let me show you something cool.

384
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,880
Ted Bundy's school-looking eyes
shooter. I think you are a killer. Oh, me?

385
00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,280
OK, what about Deputy Doofy
there?

386
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,540
I have no motive.

387
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:47,780
Do you know what my motive is?

388
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,800
You were the killer in the first movie.

389
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:55,080
Shouldn't you be locked up? No, I have it
pardoned. Mainly because of the storm

390
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,380
The Capitol, you know. I have proof.

391
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,880
It's me.

392
00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,180
I am trained.

393
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,240
It's quite a hit.

394
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,340
What about Jeff?

395
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:05,100
What about me?

396
00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:09,190
If anyone here has problems they may
lead to murder, leave me in

397
00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:11,210
Transpamming is not cool, okay?

398
00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:12,770
He's just a dude.

399
00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:16,130
Minus for body and cock strength
part.

400
00:32:16,410 --> 00:32:18,310
Hey, you don't know what I mean
here, OK?

401
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,529
I do.

402
00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:24,950
Hey, hey. Look, that's all we know for now
everyone who was attacked is related

403
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:26,410
to the original characters.

404
00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:27,770
They wanted to kill the kid.

405
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,820
What now? Yes, it's like a reboot and
sequel mixed with older characters

406
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:40,280
with new characters and rehearsal
feed on nonsense nostalgia and bring it

407
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,340
more fans to the theater. Just like last time
year "I know what you did last summer."

408
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,599
Is this a movie?

409
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,760
What did I do last summer? I think
you're talking about the summer I turned into

410
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,719
pretty. Yes.

411
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,380
Ray, when did you get here?

412
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,300
I came in here. I was just hanging out
minimally.

413
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:01,870
our killer writes his own version
horror.

414
00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:06,650
OK, so as prompted to restart
rules, who is the killer?

415
00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:09,550
I think it's quite obvious.

416
00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:13,770
Who?

417
00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:15,310
You, bitch.

418
00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:18,070
I? Guys, I'm not a killer.

419
00:33:18,370 --> 00:33:23,270
Ghostface attacked on Tuesday to lure me
back here. I think he attacked on Tuesday

420
00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:24,310
get you back here.

421
00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:26,670
So he can bring me here.

422
00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:30,230
He wants to kill the OG. It was
bend.

423
00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:31,690
Yes, that sounds better.

424
00:33:31,870 --> 00:33:33,190
Fuck it!

425
00:33:33,570 --> 00:33:35,470
And fuck you, mom!

426
00:33:36,070 --> 00:33:37,750
To your mother?

427
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,480
Agent Underwood?

428
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,199
I'll give you one tip.

429
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:15,639
What's your favorite scary movie?

430
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,100
Well, I'm going to choose Saltburn.

431
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,920
I mean this Englishman's member
it was terrifying.

432
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,500
And Ken Jeong's garbage was in The Hangover
a much better image of the man

433
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,040
anatomy. Now what do you want
motherfucker?

434
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,219
Well, I'm just calling to tell you this
by the time you get home I'll have it

435
00:34:32,219 --> 00:34:33,420
he gutted your daughter.

436
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,480
Hey, asshole.

437
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,920
Be a boy.

438
00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:05,330
for this?

439
00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:07,430
Let me help you.

440
00:35:08,030 --> 00:35:10,370
I have your little cock.

441
00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:12,490
Wink, wink, wink, wink.

442
00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:23,830
Okay, here we go.

443
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,810
What do you want, motherfucker?

444
00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:29,290
Like father, like son.

445
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,450
I understand you are home alone.

446
00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:38,510
Dad's not here, but the pool guy is
the gardener and the plumber are here,

447
00:35:38,590 --> 00:35:40,770
asshole. Look out the window.

448
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:48,730
No, but they are the basis
American workforce.

449
00:35:49,850 --> 00:35:51,510
And I'm too white to do these jobs.

450
00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:53,130
But get to the point.

451
00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:55,310
Let me ask you one question.

452
00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:58,270
If you answer correctly, you will survive.

453
00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:02,290
Who was the killer in the horror movie?

454
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,720
Oh, that was easy. It was Bobby and then
K. Ray, a guy who was totally interested

455
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,900
guys, even though he claimed it wasn't.
Classic 21st century homophobia.

456
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,040
But I got you, bitch. Evil.

457
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:17,140
You forgot about Special Officer Doofy. Now
you are dying.

458
00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:26,840
Oh fuck it!

459
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:31,080
I guess you should answer this question.

460
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,250
I can... I can literally see you trying
steal my parcel.

461
00:36:35,430 --> 00:36:36,570
Oh, shit.

462
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:38,930
It was easy.

463
00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:44,990
Uh, someone at Steak's. let's go,
Poof.

464
00:36:47,890 --> 00:36:48,890
What do you think?

465
00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:52,110
Careful. You wouldn't want to let that happen
killer, do it.

466
00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:55,850
You're about to be identified as dead.

467
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:03,700
Girl.

468
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:16,880
Come on, girl! It's that Ghostface show
for you! This is Kiki West

469
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,900
Quick news just for fans. Quick news? You
mean BAPid messages! You don't even have one

470
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,620
cameraman! My equipment!

471
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,400
Sorry.

472
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,320
Oh my.

473
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,740
You are... Yes, yes.

474
00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:34,130
nominated for an Emmy Award for Outstanding Achievement three times
achievement in sensational reporting.

475
00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:38,550
I wanted to tell Mrs. Z
Friends, but shorter than a glass

476
00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:40,510
Is that what you wanted to say?

477
00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:44,490
You really don't know who I am? Honey
Girl, I'm Doofus.

478
00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:48,910
Hailstorm. Get out of my way!

479
00:37:54,190 --> 00:37:55,190
Doofus?

480
00:37:58,730 --> 00:37:59,750
You haven't aged a day.

481
00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:03,030
You've aged a million days. That's it
I'm just suggesting this. Yes, yours

482
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,030
the fingers resembled genitals.

483
00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:06,250
What are you doing in this absurdity?
uniform?

484
00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:08,410
Back to the matter.

485
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:10,050
Yes, I'll catch Ghostface.

486
00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:17,410
Well, tell me, special case specialist
Doofy, um, are there any suspects?

487
00:38:17,410 --> 00:38:20,530
in this tragic and at the same time completely
predictable incident?

488
00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,070
I couldn't let you tell.

489
00:38:22,410 --> 00:38:23,950
No, no, no, no.

490
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,950
Yes, you can. I didn't do it. Yes.

491
00:38:26,690 --> 00:38:27,690
So mean.

492
00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:35,340
Hey, remember when you gave
blowjob in exchange for sensitive information?

493
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:39,400
I'm not giving blowjobs anymore, okay?
Nothing, that's me too.

494
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,680
Okay, sorry.

495
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,040
Now I give handjobs, but history
better to be good. OK, I'll give you a handjob.

496
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,240
Let's do it. Let's do it.

497
00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:18,540
Maybe weed shouldn't be legal.

498
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,920
Yes it fucking should.

499
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,680
Hello,

500
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:39,080
small. You didn't know smoking was a thing
bad for you?

501
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:45,800
Actually, weed isn't bad for you.
You have vitamin T, C and H, C, B and

502
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,800
D

503
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,240
What's going on, Shorty?

504
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,980
You look a little nervous.

505
00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:56,540
Maybe because it's a masked series
a killer drinking tea in my office.

506
00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:59,560
Shorty, you're my nigga. That is, my friend.

507
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,780
Please. All right.

508
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,380
Do you want to quit smoking?

509
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,840
Well, to be honest, I tried quitting.

510
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:13,500
But my mother said, "I'm not raising a child."
resigning.

511
00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:15,380
So I stopped quitting.

512
00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:16,900
We could try hypnosis.

513
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,800
Brother, I don't care how many pockets
he watches you try to wave in front of me

514
00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:23,180
It won't work, son.

515
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,240
You can't magnetize me.

516
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,620
To sleep.

517
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,840
Short.

518
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:34,140
What's up?

519
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:36,740
Tell me about your mother.

520
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,339
Damn, nigga.

521
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:43,200
Let's start with something light. Like,
do you lick ass? Yes or no?

522
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:44,520
The answer is yes.

523
00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:48,230
So what happened to her, Shorty?

524
00:40:50,630 --> 00:40:51,830
She was coming home.

525
00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,290
Her car was parked on the side of the road
road.

526
00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:57,250
There was someone in it.

527
00:40:58,190 --> 00:41:00,050
And something bad was happening.

528
00:41:04,410 --> 00:41:05,830
Why didn't you call anyone?

529
00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:07,270
I couldn't.

530
00:41:07,370 --> 00:41:08,450
I had a warrant.

531
00:41:18,730 --> 00:41:19,930
I started young, nigga.

532
00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:23,890
Oh, what do you see?

533
00:41:25,890 --> 00:41:31,790
I see a big explosion of water.

534
00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:35,510
It resembled a silver light bulb.

535
00:41:39,890 --> 00:41:41,550
Police concluded it was a murder-suicide.

536
00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:44,370
She killed this man.

537
00:41:44,610 --> 00:41:48,110
When they opened the car door, his
the little body just slipped out.

538
00:42:06,430 --> 00:42:08,030
You are paralyzed.

539
00:42:09,950 --> 00:42:13,690
Now sink into your chair.

540
00:42:14,010 --> 00:42:15,310
No, wait. Sink.

541
00:43:21,770 --> 00:43:22,770
Thank you.

542
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,400
It was Elon Musk.

543
00:44:24,590 --> 00:44:28,050
he's probably right. It's tough, but let's try it
see her get stabbed in the cut.

544
00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:29,490
I will die.

545
00:44:29,910 --> 00:44:31,530
Bobby, you're already dead.

546
00:44:32,010 --> 00:44:36,810
This hallucination is a manifestation
my guilt about being a terrible mom. Or

547
00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:38,390
this might be the room I just ran into.

548
00:44:39,970 --> 00:44:41,390
You will die.

549
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:44,370
Bitch, you won't kill me.

550
00:44:50,490 --> 00:44:51,630
You will die.

551
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:02,700
Everyone is smiling here.

552
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:08,160
Oh, um, could you point me to...
ICU direction?

553
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:10,040
This way or this way?

554
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:11,900
Visiting hours have ended.

555
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,120
Oh, yes, of course.

556
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,460
And these are your knees. You see, people think
it's your knees, but it really is

557
00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:54,200
shopping. Boy, your hair looks like
fondue. It's dirty.

558
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:31,700
like this shit.

559
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,560
Hi?

560
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,160
Fuck it.

561
00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:43,180
I will miss you all.

562
00:47:11,210 --> 00:47:15,110
Not that I murdered you or anything like that.
Then why are you wearing gloves?

563
00:47:16,230 --> 00:47:21,130
Can you believe what I'm thinking?
dressing up as O.J. Simpson for

564
00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:22,470
Halloween? But these fit.

565
00:47:23,730 --> 00:47:24,730
NO!

566
00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:28,370
Not cool, bro. You almost can't fit. me
I mean, no!

567
00:48:06,780 --> 00:48:08,880
I need to find better writers.

568
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,520
Wait until I stick the knife into them.

569
00:48:20,890 --> 00:48:22,990
I'm crying here.

570
00:49:14,310 --> 00:49:16,050
Sorry, out of the way.

571
00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:18,750
Step aside. Did you get a gift?

572
00:49:19,210 --> 00:49:20,210
Yes!

573
00:49:20,770 --> 00:49:21,770
Who?

574
00:49:24,390 --> 00:49:25,910
Oh, you son of a bitch.

575
00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:39,580
I will keep your mom under control. I'll keep it
your mom is in control. I have pain. The

576
00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:45,420
agony. Sara, if I don't make it.
Seriously, Tish. Stop trying to win

577
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,260
It's a horror movie. This will never happen.

578
00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:48,980
Ask Demi Moore.

579
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,900
NO. NO. NO.

580
00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:53,660
NO. NO. NO.

581
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,120
NO.

582
00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:57,340
NO.

583
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,100
I knew you'd be here.

584
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,340
You should have known.

585
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:11,240
You should have known.

586
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:27,960
Smell my finger.

587
00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:36,770
Fuck your ass.

588
00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:41,410
This is my ass.

589
00:50:42,350 --> 00:50:43,410
Any last words?

590
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:10,680
And that's another day I get it
paid crazy money to make absolutely

591
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,320
nothing. Why you stupid motherfuckers
watch.

592
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,160
I want to gently shout to my
sponsor.

593
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,740
Angry Orchard.

594
00:51:35,630 --> 00:51:38,790
legend in streaming game, give up
for Kyle Simmons!

595
00:51:48,830 --> 00:51:51,010
Let's be serious. What does it bring you to?
chat?

596
00:51:52,190 --> 00:51:55,470
I called you. You scared me.

597
00:51:56,530 --> 00:52:01,490
Brother, I thought it was one of my crazy things
butts, moms. It was my fault. Speaking

598
00:52:01,490 --> 00:52:04,790
ghosts someone wants to talk to
you.

599
00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:07,030
Hi?

600
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:48,790
Go hit -

601
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:14,400
your wife hates you, you believe there is earth
flat and you voted for Trump three times

602
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:20,740
now what's the vote for this woman, huh me
I believe the abbreviation is a notorious ghost

603
00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:26,300
the face you made

604
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:31,760
look quite sketchy, i.e

605
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:38,680
you got the wrong guy and you know it
because you are sick, no. So that's just it

606
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:39,680
restaurant.

607
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,240
I don't know.

608
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:43,760
This guy is black.

609
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,240
Kind of. Not that black.

610
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,180
Like brown sauce.

611
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,180
Hit him with your strong hand.

612
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,160
Arrest him anyway.

613
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,600
He must have done something, right?

614
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,280
Turn off your body cameras.

615
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,180
Welcome back.

616
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,920
Doctor, I'm begging you. You have to help me.

617
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,860
smaller. These little bitches are like that
kill me there. They wear

618
00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:14,220
but a sausage casing and a ring light.
Trust me with this withered, decrepit,

619
00:55:14,340 --> 00:55:18,000
flesh worn out with age, and I will make you
whole.

620
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:20,700
Special performance of the White Lady next year
it's coming soon.

621
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,600
Thanks. I'll play a short video
about the secrets of the procedure and

622
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:25,600
then we will start.

623
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,000
Would you like to not be so old and
saggy?

624
00:55:33,020 --> 00:55:34,280
Would you like to be younger?

625
00:55:35,150 --> 00:55:36,150
Here.

626
00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,450
Awesome again.

627
00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:43,190
One injection unlocks your DNA,
creating a new barrier.

628
00:55:44,910 --> 00:55:47,090
This is the most important thing.

629
00:55:48,430 --> 00:55:52,810
Doctor, this isn't some bullshit about Buena Paltrow
that makes you smell like a bum, doesn't it?

630
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,400
You've thought about it.

631
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,460
White chips in my ass.

632
00:57:44,820 --> 00:57:47,280
I feel so damn new.

633
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:50,900
I feel so damn new.

634
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,980
Hey, Sarah.

635
00:57:55,760 --> 00:58:02,280
I tried to visit you on Tuesday. I am
I'm sorry for everything, especially

636
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:06,060
your name. It was Taco Tuesday. I was
super drunk.

637
00:58:06,410 --> 00:58:08,970
But I promise you, I will kill it
motherfucker.

638
00:58:09,370 --> 00:58:13,090
It's okay, really. We are cool. I'm not.
We reach the car. I'm going to

639
00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,390
take you to the car.

640
00:58:14,610 --> 00:58:16,370
I was stabbed to death, stupid.

641
00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:19,130
I'm taking the Jews away from all this.

642
00:58:20,370 --> 00:58:25,670
I tried to run too, but the same.

643
00:58:26,890 --> 00:58:30,590
Now you're probably expecting
the memory of this movie, but also this

644
00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:32,810
Yes, and you probably will
sex.

645
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,280
Candy. Candy.

646
00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:13,820
Are you sure? Yes.

647
00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:15,420
Repeat this.

648
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:17,700
Candy.

649
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,400
this candy, man?

650
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:47,920
I have herbal gummies, K-nuts and whatnot
takes

651
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:53,160
it takes you so long to show up? Come on,
Clarence. I called you five times

652
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,780
up in three. You won't even call me
telephone.

653
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:59,340
Luckily I was passing by and heard you all
through the hole in this wall.

654
00:59:59,660 --> 01:00:00,660
Fix this shit.

655
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,080
Shut your ass. You have to go to
go to a proctologist and have your skin checked

656
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,320
at Acne after the age of 40 is a problem
wild work.

657
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,820
I look better than this, nigga. Maybe further
this page. Hey, no time for

658
01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,660
beating. We're about to be high as hell. We
I'm going to the party, son.

659
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,960
Happy Halloween, everyone.

660
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,480
Chill out with that face.

661
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:22,779
Correct.

662
01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:23,780
Be improved.

663
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:25,220
Hey.

664
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,020
Love it. Get in there.

665
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,480
You look so good.

666
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:29,920
Have you seen your sister?

667
01:00:31,820 --> 01:00:32,820
Ray,

668
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,320
Have you seen a gay person?

669
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,120
I can't find her since she went there
protest.

670
01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:38,700
NO.

671
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,560
No, Brenda, he's a gay one.

672
01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:48,500
Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain.

673
01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:52,220
I wish I knew how to dump you, but I don't know
I can't.

674
01:00:53,580 --> 01:00:55,080
You love this movie.

675
01:00:55,840 --> 01:01:01,660
Hey, Brenda, have you seen my old man?
a bag of candy? He had chocolates

676
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:06,360
lollipops. Will be missed. No, no,
no, not missing. I passed it on

677
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,360
diabetics.

678
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,380
Brenda, it's a mustache.

679
01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:24,620
Hey!

680
01:02:39,580 --> 01:02:43,220
Do you know how many baby seals die?
microplastic?

681
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,840
My God, he stabbed her. Not her.

682
01:03:02,060 --> 01:03:03,760
My pronouns are they.

683
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,280
He stabbed them.

684
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,520
I am over 40 years old. How should I behave?
with all this?

685
01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:09,820
He's not wrong.

686
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:14,900
It's Karens like you who hold
patriarchy kneels on our people

687
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:17,660
necks. Now you're playing the race card?

688
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,540
I'm sick of her shit. Bad shit
female dog.

689
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:33,840
Okay, ignore the insults. They don't
realize that we are here to help them.

690
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:38,500
Toxic masculinity and mansplaining
doesn't help anyone.

691
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,560
How is my masculinity toxic?

692
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:42,500
I love women and sports.

693
01:03:42,940 --> 01:03:44,100
Just not together.

694
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,360
Come here, bitch.

695
01:04:03,950 --> 01:04:05,210
Uncle Shorty? What's going on, nephew?

696
01:04:05,890 --> 01:04:07,030
Can I ask you something?

697
01:04:08,070 --> 01:04:09,070
Bright.

698
01:04:10,390 --> 01:04:13,990
It's about how to go further down
girl.

699
01:04:14,870 --> 01:04:16,050
Are you talking about eating pussy?

700
01:04:16,930 --> 01:04:19,070
Yes. I'm very frustrated, but yes.

701
01:04:19,370 --> 01:04:22,930
So maybe if you stop talking like 14
-year old white girl, you can study

702
01:04:22,930 --> 01:04:25,130
something. Okay, so listen.

703
01:04:25,350 --> 01:04:29,450
The first thing you have to do, you have to
unfold the man. You have to open it.

704
01:04:29,450 --> 01:04:30,450
one of those things.

705
01:04:30,690 --> 01:04:31,890
Sometimes you can use two.

706
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,720
Two fingers, just like that.

707
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,920
Now, once you get it all in there, now
you have to use the language.

708
01:04:39,220 --> 01:04:40,500
You can't be afraid of it.

709
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,220
Lean on this.

710
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,220
No, no, no. You're doing it too fast.

711
01:04:48,740 --> 01:04:49,740
To listen.

712
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,680
You have to be gentle. You need to talk
this.

713
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Boom.

714
01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:58,320
It's like rolling in blood.

715
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,040
All you have to do, nephew,

716
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:04,880
Fits this shit.

717
01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:07,140
I see.

718
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:11,580
And, uh, if you want to learn how to lick
ass, it's your mom.

719
01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:16,220
Oh, you feel so good.

720
01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:19,440
Oh, oh, oh, yes.

721
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,540
Elle, I want to try something.

722
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,100
I thought you said you would never let me
pet you.

723
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,320
What? NO.

724
01:05:26,940 --> 01:05:27,940
Relax.

725
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:29,600
I just want to taste you.

726
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,000
All right.

727
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:35,720
Time for dinner.

728
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,480
Oh, yes. Come here, honey.

729
01:05:39,820 --> 01:05:42,300
Oh, carefully.

730
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:43,880
Mikey is a gangster.

731
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,960
Oh, he's a gangster.

732
01:05:47,340 --> 01:05:50,820
All right. He already wants some more. Yes.

733
01:05:54,740 --> 01:05:58,640
You feel so much better and better than
they.

734
01:05:58,860 --> 01:06:02,240
Go back there. Yes, lick it.

735
01:06:04,780 --> 01:06:06,720
I have to finish her off.

736
01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:10,460
Oh my God!

737
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,540
Like rolling a blunt.

738
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:18,340
Now all I have to do is hit.

739
01:06:21,420 --> 01:06:22,420
Oh!

740
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,220
What the fuck? Hi.

741
01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:30,260
We heard about a Halloween party.

742
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,340
You did it now, right? We are here to
drink and play bad music.

743
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:35,780
Do some semi-gay shit.

744
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:37,700
Why only half gay?

745
01:06:38,220 --> 01:06:39,220
Can I help you?

746
01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:41,040
If only you would invite us in.

747
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,840
Why do you need an invitation?

748
01:06:43,220 --> 01:06:46,460
White people show up at parties uninvited
all the time with their little nasty little thing

749
01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:49,740
- butt casseroles. Bland as hell. All of you
better start using Lowry.

750
01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:53,780
And why does she have these dirty feet?
It looked like you were looking at porn

751
01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:56,120
sets all day long. I have a trailer block for them
fingers.

752
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,140
I think you're in the wrong place.

753
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:00,560
Are you all playing?

754
01:07:01,220 --> 01:07:03,720
NO. We believe in music.

755
01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:07,190
inequality. How about we show you all?
No problem.

756
01:07:08,450 --> 01:07:14,750
Well, we're heading further east
side to A

757
01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:17,710
luxury apartment in heaven.

758
01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:22,450
We continue upwards. It's gentrifying
jealousy.

759
01:07:22,890 --> 01:07:26,510
Wheezy is turning in his grave
right now. You can't do this

760
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:27,510
national miracle.

761
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,920
at one of those frat parties where they
drink until you lose consciousness and wake up

762
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,160
with sore shoes, not knowing
what someone in a cowboy hat did

763
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:51,160
they. Yes, what?

764
01:07:52,180 --> 01:07:56,480
OK, well, we'll leave you
alone, but we will go really slowly

765
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,440
in case you all change your mind.

766
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,240
Have you changed your mind yet?

767
01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:03,700
NO. Hell no.

768
01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:05,620
What now?

769
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:06,980
NO. NO.

770
01:08:07,420 --> 01:08:08,520
Yes? Hell no.

771
01:08:11,980 --> 01:08:13,300
Right guys, this is getting weird.

772
01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:16,660
guys,

773
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:20,439
I think I saw an open window here.
This window is closed.

774
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,760
Not for long.

775
01:08:45,550 --> 01:08:47,870
I thought inhalers were the worst idea
device in every story.

776
01:08:48,149 --> 01:08:51,890
That's true. It should have been wasted.
But we're here now, so let's do it

777
01:08:51,890 --> 01:08:53,810
most of it. And wear white clothes!

778
01:08:55,350 --> 01:08:56,350
Sarah?

779
01:09:00,710 --> 01:09:03,950
Hi. Take your sister and get out
there right now.

780
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,550
OK babe? I am an adult woman.

781
01:09:06,970 --> 01:09:10,810
Mom, I don't have to do anything
you make me do it. This is it

782
01:09:10,810 --> 01:09:12,630
where your son-in-law killed them
people.

783
01:09:13,050 --> 01:09:14,450
Someone wanted to take him there.

784
01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:18,870
Which means someone is out to get me
there.

785
01:09:19,210 --> 01:09:23,770
Oh my God, this isn't about you. Why
are you doing this? Because that's who you are

786
01:09:23,770 --> 01:09:24,890
damn far.

787
01:09:25,689 --> 01:09:28,250
Wait, wait. Are you following my
phone?

788
01:09:28,649 --> 01:09:31,029
Shhh, you're breaking up. Yes, shh.

789
01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:05,800
All right? I just found something like this in
quit.

790
01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:07,020
Jesus.

791
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,160
Come on, brother.

792
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:15,920
This is even worse.

793
01:10:17,060 --> 01:10:21,240
I didn't mean it that way. Some of mine
the best victims are black.

794
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:27,840
And another brother falls victim to a gun
violence.

795
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,520
It turns out that race is still an issue.

796
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,880
It's not fair.

797
01:10:32,090 --> 01:10:34,190
You know, black eyes usually die first
in horror movies.

798
01:10:38,010 --> 01:10:41,690
Yes! Just give it a whole new meaning
Dead in daylight.

799
01:10:42,550 --> 01:10:43,550
Yes.

800
01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:48,250
Stupid ass out of here.

801
01:10:50,510 --> 01:10:51,510
Hello,

802
01:10:52,430 --> 01:10:53,430
small.

803
01:10:54,570 --> 01:10:55,570
Get it, baby!

804
01:10:57,390 --> 01:11:00,170
You were supposed to be hired.

805
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,520
Oh why are you running backwards, son?

806
01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:13,940
Oh no, it's not me.

807
01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:16,700
There's something wrong with me. Man, you are
theme of the day.

808
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:20,120
Keep playing, bitch.

809
01:11:51,499 --> 01:11:56,180
I am NOT a killer.

810
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,240
I'm not even that positive.

811
01:11:58,500 --> 01:11:59,500
I'm a virgin.

812
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:00,880
No way.

813
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:15,540
Act three, female dogs.

814
01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:18,580
What?

815
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,000
What does this even mean?

816
01:12:22,340 --> 01:12:24,140
This is when the shit drops.

817
01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,920
Do you have a bigger black one?

818
01:13:00,340 --> 01:13:01,840
Oh, true. Thanks.

819
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,920
Hey, who are you? John Wick?

820
01:13:06,140 --> 01:13:08,680
I would say ballerina, but no one
I've seen this shit.

821
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:10,460
Let's do it.

822
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:11,920
All right.

823
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:15,880
Help.

824
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:17,320
Help.

825
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,760
I just can't cope if you leave.

826
01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:21,040
What do you think?

827
01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:24,100
I think Drake lost to Kendrick.

828
01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:34,900
Oh, it's definitely a trap. She doesn't
know where the child is.

829
01:14:55,639 --> 01:15:00,900
Hi. It looks like you forgot the first one
horror survival rule. Never

830
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:02,460
answer the phone.

831
01:15:03,620 --> 01:15:06,640
I thought the first rule was: never
press the lever.

832
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,800
Really? Well, I'm changing the rules. How
about this?

833
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,720
New rule.

834
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:15,600
Go fuck yourself.

835
01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:17,220
Wait, wait.

836
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,920
Why do you hate closets so much?

837
01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:22,620
I told you to leave.

838
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,480
Yeah, well, I didn't want to get shot.

839
01:15:41,269 --> 01:15:46,950
It was about the loss of his wife. I'm sure
it's not an allegory.

840
01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:23,700
These girls look good.

841
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,560
I meet your sister on Wednesday, Tuesday.

842
01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:36,820
I need to clarify this for legal reasons.

843
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:38,960
But I prepared you for this.

844
01:17:39,420 --> 01:17:40,800
So keep going, baby.

845
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:42,320
You're killing him.

846
01:18:12,330 --> 01:18:13,330
listen to Doofy.

847
01:18:13,530 --> 01:18:15,030
Love interest.

848
01:18:15,970 --> 01:18:21,330
This seems too obvious, you know?
Which makes you think it's not obvious.

849
01:18:21,570 --> 01:18:22,570
Yes,

850
01:18:22,870 --> 01:18:24,690
well, that's the twist.

851
01:18:25,190 --> 01:18:26,510
Now go to the kitchen. To go.

852
01:18:27,430 --> 01:18:28,430
OK,

853
01:18:28,850 --> 01:18:29,850
listen.

854
01:18:30,570 --> 01:18:35,070
You see, there was no great horror
movie from the first one.

855
01:18:35,350 --> 01:18:36,670
We're going to save the franchise.

856
01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:38,610
Go get our special guest.

857
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,340
Why else would there be a scary movie 6?

858
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:50,420
It just wouldn't work with the new one
characters, right? We need a legacy

859
01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:55,860
characters. Oh, and it wouldn't be
Cindy without her sassy black sidekick

860
01:18:55,860 --> 01:18:59,520
Brenda. You don't have to say black
there is no such heartbeat.

861
01:19:38,990 --> 01:19:39,990
his franchise.

862
01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:18,680
I did it with Kevin and Kevin said no.

863
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,980
Kevin Hart said no? That's not enough
the fucker just said everything.

864
01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:23,539
Yes, it does.

865
01:20:23,540 --> 01:20:26,020
But wait, there's more.

866
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:30,500
Shut up, female dogs!

867
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,300
Radius! Short! Yes, that's right.

868
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,540
For Black Killers.

869
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:38,800
We are making history.

870
01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:42,040
This is the new definition of black
perfection.

871
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,720
But why would you do that?

872
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,000
Question.

873
01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:51,090
Why would you try to make a sequel?
without us, huh? Yes. When is the studio

874
01:20:51,090 --> 01:20:53,770
to replace these brothers, I was there.

875
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:55,228
That's it.

876
01:20:55,230 --> 01:20:56,230
What about me?

877
01:20:56,530 --> 01:20:59,810
What about you? You were in one scene in
part four.

878
01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:04,190
Yeah, but I made that motherfucker Dr.
Phil cut off his foot. And now he's crazy.

879
01:21:04,290 --> 01:21:05,290
Yeah, he got weird.

880
01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:09,570
But see what they're trying to do? They
trying to pit us all against each other

881
01:21:09,570 --> 01:21:12,610
other. They try to start in black
a very black crime.

882
01:21:12,810 --> 01:21:13,809
Correct.

883
01:21:13,810 --> 01:21:14,810
Hey, Shaq.

884
01:21:16,110 --> 01:21:19,650
I'm proud of you, brother. You had
an amazing career as a sports commentator

885
01:21:19,650 --> 01:21:20,990
since he retired from basketball.

886
01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:23,450
And I love big podcasts.

887
01:21:23,690 --> 01:21:24,690
I love this shit.

888
01:21:25,210 --> 01:21:28,410
Although I don't understand a word
you say, you will be in this program for a while

889
01:21:28,410 --> 01:21:31,530
I... Kobe.

890
01:21:33,550 --> 01:21:34,550
Sufficiently.

891
01:21:34,770 --> 01:21:38,170
But my point is, nigga, I love you
shit.

892
01:21:39,570 --> 01:21:41,490
But I never made peace with Kazam.

893
01:22:03,030 --> 01:22:06,810
What the fuck are you talking about? I am
he does it for culture. What culture?

894
01:22:07,070 --> 01:22:08,070
Culture Club.

895
01:22:08,190 --> 01:22:12,130
Come on, Ray. We kill people. Stay
focused. All right, all right. We're coming back.

896
01:22:13,030 --> 01:22:16,010
Hey, don't worry. We, the family.

897
01:22:16,470 --> 01:22:17,850
Crazy respect.

898
01:22:18,370 --> 01:22:22,050
Hey, Black is nominated for eight Emmy Awards.
My nigga.

899
01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,370
In fact, the series was only nominated
out of five.

900
01:22:25,630 --> 01:22:27,410
I was nominated for eight.

901
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:38,200
But you would never do that.

902
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:39,280
What?

903
01:23:15,180 --> 01:23:16,180
What about you?

904
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:21,420
Well, I had the opportunity to work with the so-called
the incomparable Charlie Shane.

905
01:23:23,580 --> 01:23:24,519
That's good.

906
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,000
He's a legend in his dick games. Crazy.

907
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:32,120
You know, he slept with 47,000 women
and a thousand of them are dudes.

908
01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:33,580
Lucky guy.

909
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,440
Wait, so you're all going to kill us now?

910
01:23:38,140 --> 01:23:39,140
NO.

911
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,540
What would Halloween be without Jamie?
Lee Curtis?

912
01:23:44,090 --> 01:23:45,890
Or Scream B without Neve Kim.

913
01:23:46,170 --> 01:23:47,370
That would be Scream 6.

914
01:23:47,670 --> 01:23:50,210
How did you manage to do all this?

915
01:23:50,510 --> 01:23:54,030
Sandy, you know how many Waynes there are
disabled there?

916
01:23:54,610 --> 01:23:55,790
Make a billion.

917
01:23:56,330 --> 01:24:00,030
Billions. I'm just happy man
the gang is back together.

918
01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:03,010
OK, in the middle, on three.

919
01:24:03,450 --> 01:24:04,450
Corn 4.

920
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:05,790
Oh, no, no.

921
01:24:06,470 --> 01:24:07,750
It's corn. This is white.

922
01:24:08,530 --> 01:24:10,430
What about the young ones?

923
01:24:13,550 --> 01:24:19,250
Or old and then beautiful. Or
sweet and crunchy. Yes, or

924
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,270
and then sweetness.

925
01:24:26,530 --> 01:24:28,850
We were brought in to take over
franchise.

926
01:24:29,190 --> 01:24:30,169
Correct.

927
01:24:30,170 --> 01:24:32,510
You made me look like 70 years old.

928
01:24:37,130 --> 01:24:39,170
I should drag this one to the sewing room.

929
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:48,920
Motherfuckers always come back. Oh no. No
this time!

930
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:50,240
Exactly.

931
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:41,360
You can dress like a bodybuilder.

932
01:25:42,300 --> 01:25:43,300
I'm a little dressed up.


