1 00:00:04,155 --> 00:00:07,717 Did you hear about old Jeff Mouzel? 2 00:00:07,792 --> 00:00:09,260 - What about him? - Dead. 3 00:00:09,327 --> 00:00:10,886 No! How? 4 00:00:10,962 --> 00:00:13,397 Fell off Beachy Head. 5 00:00:13,464 --> 00:00:15,262 - Fell off? - Yeah. 6 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:17,165 - Not jumped? - No. 7 00:00:17,235 --> 00:00:19,033 Jeez, that's unlucky. 8 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:21,129 - I know. - What was he doing there? 9 00:00:21,205 --> 00:00:24,039 Oh, he always used to go down there. 10 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:27,340 You know how people throw themselves off Beach Head? 11 00:00:27,411 --> 00:00:29,710 Well a lot of people throw their wedding rings off 12 00:00:29,781 --> 00:00:31,113 when they're getting divorced. 13 00:00:31,182 --> 00:00:34,812 And Jeff, he used to detect on the rocks below the cliff. 14 00:00:34,886 --> 00:00:36,218 Found hundreds of them there. 15 00:00:36,287 --> 00:00:39,314 Anyway, he was on his way down and he was wearing 16 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:41,586 this massive cagoule... Acted like a sail, 17 00:00:41,659 --> 00:00:43,719 caught the wind, blew him off the edge. 18 00:00:43,795 --> 00:00:47,891 Pity it didn't act like a parachute on the way down. 19 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,831 Well, apparently, it did to a certain extent, 20 00:00:49,901 --> 00:00:51,130 but not enough to save him. 21 00:00:51,202 --> 00:00:52,966 Certainly gave him enough time 22 00:00:53,037 --> 00:00:55,700 to contemplate his imminent demise, though. 23 00:00:58,075 --> 00:01:00,567 Hang on, something's happening. 24 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:02,273 So, Terry was right! 25 00:01:02,346 --> 00:01:03,506 Bishop didn't want us digging 26 00:01:03,548 --> 00:01:05,107 'cause he buried his wife down there. 27 00:01:05,183 --> 00:01:06,393 Well, if that's the case, 28 00:01:06,417 --> 00:01:08,511 why did he let us anywhere on his farm? 29 00:01:08,586 --> 00:01:10,782 Yeah, they're removing the remains. 30 00:01:10,855 --> 00:01:12,721 Body bag? 31 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:16,090 Tupperware. 32 00:01:34,779 --> 00:01:36,372 It's still in there. 33 00:01:36,447 --> 00:01:37,524 It's rubbish mate, leave it. 34 00:01:37,548 --> 00:01:39,983 It's showing exactly the same reading as the gold I found. 35 00:01:40,051 --> 00:01:41,747 I'm not leaving it. 36 00:01:41,819 --> 00:01:45,813 So, you were saying you're round at Becky's mums. 37 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:47,290 Yeah, Becky wasn't in... 38 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,088 She'd gone out with some bloke from work. 39 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,958 Becky's mum told you that? 40 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,657 Yeah, told me with glee... She hates me. 41 00:01:53,731 --> 00:01:55,893 - Well, what bloke? - Gay Martin. 42 00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:58,095 Right. 43 00:01:58,169 --> 00:02:01,003 He doesn't sound too much of a threat. 44 00:02:01,072 --> 00:02:02,072 Jeez, this is deep. 45 00:02:02,139 --> 00:02:04,768 Whatever this is, it's been in there a long time. 46 00:02:04,842 --> 00:02:07,175 So, anyway, I phoned, left a message... 47 00:02:07,245 --> 00:02:09,976 Nothing. 48 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,312 I think I'm losing her. 49 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:13,942 I think I might have already lost her. 50 00:02:14,018 --> 00:02:16,715 Look there, glint of gold. 51 00:02:16,787 --> 00:02:18,415 There! Look! 52 00:02:18,489 --> 00:02:20,117 I saw a glint of gold there, a coin. 53 00:02:20,191 --> 00:02:21,250 Where? 54 00:02:21,325 --> 00:02:23,487 This side of the hole, look. 55 00:02:31,369 --> 00:02:32,769 Fucking pound coin. 56 00:02:32,837 --> 00:02:36,330 No! 57 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:39,002 Fucking pound coin. 58 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,545 Well, what's that doing nearly two foot under the ground? 59 00:02:41,612 --> 00:02:43,046 How old is it? 60 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,024 This year's. 61 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,389 Are you kidding me? 62 00:02:55,459 --> 00:02:57,690 It's brand new. 63 00:02:57,762 --> 00:03:02,530 Right... That's it, I've had it. 64 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,034 What am I even doing? 65 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,746 I found my gold, I don't need to be doing this anymore. 66 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:07,864 - What do you mean? - I'm done. 67 00:03:07,939 --> 00:03:09,532 What, detecting? 68 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:11,473 Yeah. That was the last straw. 69 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:16,608 Come on, mate. 70 00:03:16,681 --> 00:03:19,981 No. That's it for me. 71 00:03:20,051 --> 00:03:21,849 Done. 72 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:23,353 Andy 73 00:03:24,555 --> 00:03:26,990 Andy! 74 00:03:30,328 --> 00:03:31,990 What about me? 75 00:04:30,821 --> 00:04:33,086 Hello, Lance. You all right? 76 00:04:33,157 --> 00:04:34,785 What's going on? 77 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:36,691 See the sign? 78 00:04:36,761 --> 00:04:38,992 There's no apostrophe in "bargains." 79 00:04:39,063 --> 00:04:41,089 - Pardon? - Doesn't matter. 80 00:04:41,165 --> 00:04:42,633 What you doing? 81 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:43,998 Closing down. 82 00:04:44,068 --> 00:04:45,593 But I thought, you know, 83 00:04:45,669 --> 00:04:47,570 you asked if I could lend you the rent, 84 00:04:47,638 --> 00:04:48,765 I didn't say I wouldn't. 85 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,933 Oh, it was obvious you didn't want to. 86 00:04:51,008 --> 00:04:53,500 It's probably best we move to where Tony can get a better job 87 00:04:53,577 --> 00:04:55,443 and make a new start. 88 00:04:55,513 --> 00:04:59,883 But I was going to, you know, look into my finances and I... 89 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:01,919 I think I probably help you out with some of it. 90 00:05:01,986 --> 00:05:04,956 Well, I need all of it or nothing, really. 91 00:05:05,022 --> 00:05:06,456 Some of it won't help. 92 00:05:06,524 --> 00:05:08,959 Well, maybe if I... 93 00:05:09,026 --> 00:05:10,255 Bloody hell, Maggie! 94 00:05:10,327 --> 00:05:11,471 Do you have to leave stuff everywhere? 95 00:05:11,495 --> 00:05:13,464 Broke my neck. 96 00:05:13,531 --> 00:05:14,692 All right, Lance? 97 00:05:14,765 --> 00:05:16,427 Come to lend a hand? 98 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,492 I'm sending the stock back to the warehouse. 99 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,333 I can get a 50% refund on some things, 100 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:24,364 and then I'm putting together gift boxes of assorted stuff. 101 00:05:24,442 --> 00:05:26,707 Sort of spiritual survival packs. 102 00:05:26,777 --> 00:05:28,507 - That was my idea. - It was Tony's idea. 103 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:31,413 Dream catcher, pack of taro, joss sticks, 104 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:33,007 a few other bits of tat. 105 00:05:33,084 --> 00:05:35,986 - It's not tat! - Sorry, not tat... crap. 106 00:05:36,053 --> 00:05:38,113 - Tony! - She loves it. 107 00:05:38,189 --> 00:05:40,454 No, I don't, you bastard. 108 00:05:40,524 --> 00:05:42,493 Oi. 109 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,721 Want a cup of tea, Lance? 110 00:05:43,794 --> 00:05:46,525 Yeah, go on then. 111 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:49,260 - Protein shake for me. - Nothing for you. 112 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,470 It's not a done deal yet, mate. 113 00:05:55,539 --> 00:05:58,134 Could still be a stay of execution. 114 00:05:58,209 --> 00:06:01,475 Nothing's been signed. You could still save the shop. 115 00:06:01,545 --> 00:06:02,877 Me? 116 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:05,246 Yeah! Come on, mate. 117 00:06:05,316 --> 00:06:07,376 Help her out. You can afford it. 118 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,249 What do you mean? 119 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,413 You know! 120 00:06:10,488 --> 00:06:12,582 Your windfall and all that. 121 00:06:12,656 --> 00:06:14,090 Your lottery win. 122 00:06:14,158 --> 00:06:16,559 Maggie told me. 123 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,493 How did she know? 124 00:06:18,562 --> 00:06:20,190 She told me ages ago. 125 00:06:20,264 --> 00:06:23,063 She opened up a letter by mistake, didn't she? 126 00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:24,227 We've always known. 127 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,361 I thought you knew we knew. 128 00:06:26,437 --> 00:06:27,769 I didn't know you knew. 129 00:06:27,838 --> 00:06:31,036 Why do you think she's so keen to keep you hanging around? 130 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:39,181 Go on, if you help us out, we won't have to move. 131 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:41,913 I'm not that keen to be going, if I'm honest, 132 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:44,421 and you get to see her whenever you want. 133 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:48,186 Or have you blown all your winnings on your collections? 134 00:06:48,259 --> 00:06:51,252 Do you take sugar, Lance? I can't remember. 135 00:07:13,617 --> 00:07:15,051 Hiya, mate, 136 00:07:15,119 --> 00:07:17,918 uh, if you get this, just wondering if you're 137 00:07:17,988 --> 00:07:21,516 coming down the club for this open day thing. 138 00:07:21,592 --> 00:07:24,084 You're not serious about giving up, are you? 139 00:07:24,161 --> 00:07:26,995 Give us a call. 140 00:07:27,064 --> 00:07:29,158 Cheers. 141 00:08:23,887 --> 00:08:25,321 What time is it? 142 00:08:25,389 --> 00:08:28,223 Quarter to four. 143 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:33,128 Did you hand out the flyers, Russell? 144 00:08:33,197 --> 00:08:34,392 I told you I did. 145 00:08:34,465 --> 00:08:36,798 - All of them? - Yes, all of them! 146 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:43,805 Louise, do you want to go and check outside? 147 00:08:43,874 --> 00:08:45,308 Not really, Terry. 148 00:08:45,376 --> 00:08:46,935 I doubt if there's a queue of people 149 00:08:47,011 --> 00:08:48,051 wondering how they get in. 150 00:08:51,849 --> 00:08:53,317 Maybe we should open the door. 151 00:08:53,384 --> 00:08:55,910 That'll help. 152 00:08:55,986 --> 00:08:59,047 Does anyone want their face painted? 153 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:00,523 I'm all right, thanks. 154 00:09:00,591 --> 00:09:03,527 Hugh? 155 00:09:03,594 --> 00:09:05,324 No, thank you, Sheila. 156 00:09:05,396 --> 00:09:07,695 Russell? 157 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,900 Go on, Russell, show willing. 158 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,995 What can you do? 159 00:09:14,071 --> 00:09:16,404 I could make you into a black man. 160 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:19,409 - Bla... - Not really appropriate, love. 161 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,877 A Chinese man? 162 00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:25,712 Perhaps we should all get made up as clowns. 163 00:09:25,783 --> 00:09:28,651 Come on, Russell, let's stay positive. 164 00:09:28,719 --> 00:09:31,518 Is this meant to be a fundraiser or a recruitment drive? 165 00:09:31,588 --> 00:09:32,954 Well, both, really. 166 00:09:33,023 --> 00:09:34,616 Primarily a fundraiser. 167 00:09:34,692 --> 00:09:36,684 Right. How much have we raised so far? 168 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:40,197 All right, don't be facetious. 169 00:09:40,264 --> 00:09:43,393 Perhaps we should charge for the tea and coffee. 170 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,738 Well, you've got a nerve showing up here. 171 00:09:54,812 --> 00:09:57,213 I know. I need to explain. 172 00:09:57,281 --> 00:10:00,479 I'm not sure we're interested. 173 00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:02,281 Look, I was used. 174 00:10:02,353 --> 00:10:03,377 Yeah, so were we. 175 00:10:03,454 --> 00:10:06,481 I thought the AntiquiSearchers were the good guys. 176 00:10:06,557 --> 00:10:08,355 They told me you were the treasure hunters. 177 00:10:08,425 --> 00:10:10,155 That you were stealing their permissions. 178 00:10:11,829 --> 00:10:13,821 They were just taking the information 179 00:10:13,897 --> 00:10:16,230 I was giving them and moving into your land. 180 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,666 Are you an idiot? 181 00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:20,136 You're not able to spot a wanker when you see one? 182 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:22,730 Oh, I'm quite capable of spotting a wanker 183 00:10:22,806 --> 00:10:23,806 when I see one, Lance. 184 00:10:23,841 --> 00:10:25,318 - Calling me a wanker? All right, that's enough. 185 00:10:25,342 --> 00:10:27,140 - Wanker. - You wanker. 186 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:29,112 - Are you? - No you are. 187 00:10:29,179 --> 00:10:31,273 That's enough! 188 00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:35,581 Look, be that as it may, the damage has been done. 189 00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:41,751 Well, maybe I can undo some of the damage. 190 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:44,452 - You've actually sold it? - Yep. 191 00:10:44,528 --> 00:10:48,488 Prove it. 192 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,693 There. 193 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:54,364 I thought we could go away somewhere crap. 194 00:10:54,438 --> 00:10:56,031 You'll always hold it against me. 195 00:10:56,106 --> 00:10:57,870 Whenever we argue, you'll bring it up 196 00:10:57,941 --> 00:10:59,933 and say I made you give up metal detecting. 197 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:01,444 Well, then, let's not argue. 198 00:11:01,512 --> 00:11:05,040 Good idea. 199 00:11:05,115 --> 00:11:09,052 Anyway I won't. I'm done with detecting... look, I found this. 200 00:11:09,119 --> 00:11:12,988 Wow! 201 00:11:13,056 --> 00:11:14,718 What you gonna do with it? 202 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:17,125 It's yours, I want you to have it. 203 00:11:17,194 --> 00:11:19,288 Thanks. 204 00:11:22,232 --> 00:11:23,666 What am I gonna do with it? 205 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:27,227 Thought we could have it melted down, made into a ring. 206 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,309 Really? 207 00:11:33,377 --> 00:11:35,243 Yeah. 208 00:11:38,549 --> 00:11:39,881 Are you asking me to... 209 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,442 You don't need to do that. 210 00:11:42,519 --> 00:11:45,011 Okay, thanks. 211 00:11:45,088 --> 00:11:47,819 Well? Will you marry me? 212 00:11:50,828 --> 00:11:52,262 We've split up. 213 00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:54,662 Okay, will you go out with me? 214 00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:57,257 Yeah, okay. 215 00:11:57,334 --> 00:11:59,530 And then will you marry me? 216 00:11:59,603 --> 00:12:01,037 Yeah, okay. 217 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:13,612 I don't believe you've really given up detecting, though. 218 00:12:13,684 --> 00:12:16,051 I have, I promise. 219 00:12:16,119 --> 00:12:19,556 You'll keep going off for secret detecting trips with Lance. 220 00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:21,057 Like "Brokeback Mountain." 221 00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:23,593 Oh, please. 222 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,357 You'd be lost without your hobby. 223 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:28,831 - I'll get a new hobby. - Like what? 224 00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:30,595 - Golf. - Right. 225 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,568 - Or fishing. - Brilliant. 226 00:12:32,636 --> 00:12:35,731 I've come to take you home, Becks. 227 00:12:35,806 --> 00:12:37,866 Please come home. 228 00:12:37,941 --> 00:12:41,639 When you say you've come to take me home, 229 00:12:41,712 --> 00:12:43,943 how have you come to take me home? 230 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,482 You haven't got a car. 231 00:12:45,549 --> 00:12:47,745 Yeah... 232 00:12:47,818 --> 00:12:49,411 All right if we take your car? 233 00:12:49,486 --> 00:12:50,886 And you can't drive. 234 00:12:50,954 --> 00:12:54,550 No. All right if you drive? 235 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:57,151 You are so gallant. 236 00:12:57,227 --> 00:12:59,423 Can I have a lift? 237 00:12:59,496 --> 00:13:02,295 My hero. 238 00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:09,905 Cheers. 239 00:13:09,973 --> 00:13:11,737 Have you seen Maggie? 240 00:13:11,808 --> 00:13:13,936 Yeah. 241 00:13:14,011 --> 00:13:15,604 Did you give her the money? 242 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:16,772 No. 243 00:13:16,847 --> 00:13:20,249 Couldn't even remember if I take sugar in my tea. 244 00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:22,650 Do you? 245 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,245 'Course I do, it's bloody tea! 246 00:13:25,322 --> 00:13:27,791 All right. 247 00:13:27,858 --> 00:13:29,349 Oh, my God, it's Bishop. 248 00:13:29,426 --> 00:13:31,156 I thought he was banged up. 249 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:33,129 - Maybe he escaped. - Larry? 250 00:13:33,196 --> 00:13:36,530 Oh, there you are. 251 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,466 Be careful, he might have a shooter on him. 252 00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:40,094 I've been looking for you chaps. 253 00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:41,866 Uh, everything all right? 254 00:13:41,939 --> 00:13:43,416 Last time I saw you, you had handcuffs on. 255 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,170 Bloody nightmare. 256 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,541 Spent the night in the cells, can you believe it? 257 00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:48,670 What happened? 258 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,078 They thought I'd killed someone. 259 00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:52,673 Found some bones, 260 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,116 thought I'd killed my wife. 261 00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:57,177 My wife's in Braintree, for God's sake. 262 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,688 Who's bones were they? 263 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,553 Dog bones. 264 00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:02,684 I mean, you'd think you'd check, wouldn't you, 265 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,455 before they started arresting people. 266 00:14:04,528 --> 00:14:07,430 Which brings me to why I'm looking for you. 267 00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:10,399 My stupid mutts have disappeared off the face of the planet. 268 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,459 - Really? - Not a sign. 269 00:14:12,536 --> 00:14:13,970 Hide nor hair. 270 00:14:14,037 --> 00:14:16,233 I thought I asked you chaps to keep an eye on them. 271 00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:18,468 Ah, well, they gave us the slip, Larry. 272 00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:21,273 Yes, well, I'm not surprised... They're a bit of a handful. 273 00:14:21,345 --> 00:14:23,337 Keep your eyes peeled, will you? 274 00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,904 - Oh, uh, Larry? - Yeah? 275 00:14:24,982 --> 00:14:28,009 Everything all right with the farm? 276 00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:29,986 Oh, they've all cleared off. 277 00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:32,648 - Who? - All of them. Deserted. 278 00:14:32,723 --> 00:14:35,625 The CID left when they realized there wasn't a murder, 279 00:14:35,692 --> 00:14:38,719 forensic boys went with them, and then the history chaps, 280 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,923 the archeologists followed soon after. 281 00:14:40,998 --> 00:14:42,899 So, they didn't find anything? 282 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,094 Nah, no not a sausage. 283 00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:47,933 So, we're free to come and detect on your land, then? 284 00:14:48,005 --> 00:14:50,031 Well, you are. She's not. 285 00:14:50,107 --> 00:14:52,201 Why not? 286 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,454 Well, I thought you were with the bad chaps, the rogues. 287 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,379 Oh, no, that's all been sorted now, Larry. 288 00:14:56,446 --> 00:14:58,210 She's made amends, she's one of us now. 289 00:14:58,281 --> 00:15:02,412 Oh, right. Oh, jolly good. 290 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,920 I didn't like them. 291 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,956 - Threw them off. - Wise move. 292 00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:07,514 Mmm, didn't trust them. 293 00:15:07,591 --> 00:15:11,358 They reminded me of... What do you call them? 294 00:15:11,428 --> 00:15:13,226 Simon and Garfunkel. 295 00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:14,525 Arseholes. 296 00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:16,692 - Hmm. - Anyway... 297 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,945 Come along and keep your eyes open for those hounds, will you? 298 00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:20,699 - Will do. - Cheerio. 299 00:15:20,771 --> 00:15:22,239 Bye. 300 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,842 Hello, mate. 301 00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:38,548 Why, where are you? 302 00:15:38,622 --> 00:15:41,649 What is it? 303 00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:44,058 All right. See you in a bit. 304 00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:45,425 Can we stop off at the Brewers? 305 00:15:45,495 --> 00:15:47,088 - Who's there? - Lance. 306 00:15:47,164 --> 00:15:48,996 - Here we go. - And Sophie. 307 00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:50,796 Super! 308 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,893 Lance has got something to tell me. 309 00:15:52,969 --> 00:15:55,097 And you've got something to tell him. 310 00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:56,504 What, about us? 311 00:15:56,573 --> 00:15:58,769 No, that you've given up detecting. 312 00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:00,401 Oh, yeah, we don't need to... 313 00:16:00,477 --> 00:16:02,639 Let's not mention that for the moment. 314 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:04,978 I have given up detecting, 315 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,539 but I think he's gonna be upset, 316 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,278 so I want to break it to him gently. 317 00:16:08,351 --> 00:16:10,582 I wish I knew how to quit you. 318 00:16:10,654 --> 00:16:13,317 Shut up. 319 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,950 Sophie has grassed up the AntiquiSearchers 320 00:16:16,026 --> 00:16:17,392 to the National Counsel 321 00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:20,124 for scattering copper nails across our site. 322 00:16:20,197 --> 00:16:22,291 The DMDC have been absorbing 323 00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:25,164 the disillusioned AntiquiSearchers, 324 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,966 and we are now officially affiliated 325 00:16:28,038 --> 00:16:29,506 with both the museum 326 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,303 and the university. 327 00:16:31,374 --> 00:16:33,502 The police have left Bishop's farm, 328 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,375 the MOD have left Bishop's farm, 329 00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:39,507 and the archeologists have left Bishop's farm. 330 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,609 Bishop has been released without charge. 331 00:16:41,685 --> 00:16:43,654 The bones they found were dog's bones, 332 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,622 and Bishop's invisible dogs have disappeared. 333 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:50,957 Sorry... his invisible dogs have disappeared. 334 00:16:51,027 --> 00:16:53,690 Yep. Vanished. 335 00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:57,860 Well, that is gonna make them doubly hard to find. 336 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,994 - So... - It's all back on. 337 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,902 - You mean we can...? - Yeah! 338 00:17:01,972 --> 00:17:03,998 Bishop's farm is finally ours, 339 00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:06,703 and I suggest we start digging here. 340 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:10,009 I mean, imagine what they've brought up to the surface. 341 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,639 Why were they digging in that field? 342 00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:14,014 Site of a previous excavation. 343 00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:15,575 Did they find anything? 344 00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:18,087 - No. - On neither occasion. 345 00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:21,319 Right, and you still think that's the right place? 346 00:17:21,391 --> 00:17:23,360 Well, it's a good place to start. 347 00:17:23,426 --> 00:17:26,885 On a site that's twice been searched but yielded nothing. 348 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,990 All right geography degree, where should we be searching? 349 00:17:30,066 --> 00:17:34,970 Well... 350 00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:37,598 If you're talking about a high status 351 00:17:37,674 --> 00:17:39,233 royal Saxon ship burial, 352 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,074 it would have been on the highest point of the landscape 353 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,511 with clear views of the sea, 354 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:46,072 which is this point here. 355 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,812 But you can't see the sea from Bishop's farm. 356 00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:50,183 You can't now. 357 00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,779 In Elizabethan times, pine woodlands were planted 358 00:17:52,856 --> 00:17:55,553 which thrive in this naturally acidic soil. 359 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,787 But in the sixth and seventh centuries, that same soil 360 00:17:57,861 --> 00:17:59,853 would have meant hardly any native trees at all... 361 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:02,923 Giving clear views all the way to Southy Creek in the east, 362 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,265 and the River Crouch in the south. 363 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,272 And look... well, you can't see it now 'cause a lot of this land 364 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,604 has been built up or forested, 365 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,371 but clear away all these features and look. 366 00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:14,587 Look at the natural contours, 367 00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:15,977 there's a clear passage. 368 00:18:16,046 --> 00:18:18,572 They would have sailed the ship up the river 369 00:18:18,648 --> 00:18:21,777 to this point here, taken it out of the water, 370 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:27,587 and brought it up the valley to this point here. 371 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,894 What? 372 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:37,327 No, I mean, I... 373 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,301 Yeah, I see what you're saying. 374 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,464 Mm, it's interesting, certainly. 375 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:47,807 But I'm just worried that... 376 00:18:49,813 --> 00:18:53,147 Well, it's... It's interesting. 377 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,775 So, you think this field here. 378 00:18:54,851 --> 00:18:55,910 Yeah, right there. 379 00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:57,420 Is this still Bishop's land? 380 00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:58,750 Yeah, here. 381 00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:00,450 Well, we should get right down there. 382 00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:02,583 - Soon as. - Be there in an hour. 383 00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:04,525 Yeah. I'll give you a lift. 384 00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:06,085 Cheers. 385 00:19:06,162 --> 00:19:09,496 We'll take the stuff. 386 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:12,536 This has got to be a first, woman reads map. 387 00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:16,534 One more time, Becks, and then I'll give up. 388 00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:18,150 It's your fault, you shouldn't have pointed it out. 389 00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:19,608 It's no skin off my nose. 390 00:19:19,676 --> 00:19:21,087 It was you who was adamant you had given up detecting. 391 00:19:21,111 --> 00:19:22,374 It's the last time I promise. 392 00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:24,812 I know we're gonna find something this time. 393 00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:27,646 You're gonna find it more difficult than you think. 394 00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:30,881 - Why? - You've sold your detector. 395 00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:32,479 Bollocks. 396 00:19:45,302 --> 00:19:46,964 What the fuck is that? 397 00:19:47,037 --> 00:19:48,630 Yeah, I know. 398 00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:51,436 No, seriously, what the fuck is that? 399 00:19:51,508 --> 00:19:53,136 Does that say "Power Rangers"? 400 00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:54,700 The stickers will peel off. 401 00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,179 No, leave them, I think they're cool. 402 00:19:57,247 --> 00:20:00,649 I sold my detector, it's a downgrade. 403 00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,379 Downgrade? Better off with 404 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,886 a paper plate on the end of a stick. 405 00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:05,898 Well, what sort of penetration is that gonna give? 406 00:20:05,922 --> 00:20:08,414 It's only gonna pick up things that are on the surface. 407 00:20:08,491 --> 00:20:10,653 Yeah, you're better off blindfolding yourself, 408 00:20:10,727 --> 00:20:11,820 make it more exciting. 409 00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:14,763 Luckily, I've brought a spare. 410 00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:16,356 Thank God. 411 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:19,335 Yeah, not for you, Green Power Ranger, 412 00:20:19,402 --> 00:20:20,768 you've made your own bed. 413 00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:22,328 For you, Becky. 414 00:20:22,405 --> 00:20:23,839 Oh, right, cheers. 415 00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:25,899 Andy will walk you through the features. 416 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,535 But it's a simple enough machine... 417 00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:30,239 Not as simple as his divining rod. 418 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,441 Here, see if it works. 419 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,255 It's morphing time! 420 00:20:42,025 --> 00:20:44,051 Got your headphones? 421 00:20:44,127 --> 00:20:46,255 - Doesn't have a jack. - Volume? 422 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,764 No. Just on or off. 423 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,825 Right, well, you're gonna be detecting 424 00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:56,464 right at the far end of that field. 425 00:20:56,539 --> 00:20:58,098 Who's this? 426 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,312 Looks like Simon and Garfunkel. 427 00:21:02,379 --> 00:21:04,974 Welly, welly, well, well, well. 428 00:21:05,048 --> 00:21:06,914 What do we have here? 429 00:21:06,983 --> 00:21:08,212 Piss off, Phil. 430 00:21:08,284 --> 00:21:10,276 Whoa-ho-ho! Hello! 431 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,117 What's this? The new detector? 432 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,622 It's all I need. 433 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:18,651 It's the Fisher Price "My first metal detector." 434 00:21:18,728 --> 00:21:20,219 Sweet. 435 00:21:20,296 --> 00:21:21,457 Funny. 436 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,897 Why are you here Phil? 437 00:21:22,966 --> 00:21:25,902 I just came down here to tell you, this isn't over. 438 00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:27,597 Not by a long shot. 439 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:28,968 Shut up, Paul. 440 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:32,305 This site is too important to be bungled by a bunch of amateurs. 441 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,775 Bungled? 442 00:21:33,843 --> 00:21:36,176 Yeah, bungled... 443 00:21:36,246 --> 00:21:38,010 'cause that's all you're capable of doing. 444 00:21:38,081 --> 00:21:39,140 Bungling? 445 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,878 Yes, you idiot! 446 00:21:41,951 --> 00:21:43,715 And when the MCMD find out 447 00:21:43,787 --> 00:21:46,723 what a slipshod operation you're running, 448 00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:48,019 we will be reinstated. 449 00:21:48,091 --> 00:21:50,583 Oi! Get off my land! 450 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,595 I thought I told you two to stay away! 451 00:21:52,662 --> 00:21:55,427 This pathway is a public right of way. 452 00:21:55,498 --> 00:21:57,091 I don't want you on it. 453 00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,127 We have a civil right to be on this piece of land, 454 00:21:59,169 --> 00:22:00,762 and there's nothing you can do about it. 455 00:22:00,837 --> 00:22:02,305 I'll set the dogs on you. 456 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,201 What dogs? 457 00:22:05,275 --> 00:22:07,039 Come on, girls! Come on, let's be having you! 458 00:22:07,110 --> 00:22:09,204 Come on, after them! 459 00:22:09,279 --> 00:22:10,770 Come on, girlies! 460 00:22:10,847 --> 00:22:11,847 Come on, girls! 461 00:22:11,881 --> 00:22:13,543 Come on, let's be having you. 462 00:22:13,616 --> 00:22:15,778 Go on, after them! After them! 463 00:22:15,852 --> 00:22:18,947 Go on, that's it, good girls. 464 00:22:19,022 --> 00:22:21,321 Good girls. Come here. 465 00:22:21,391 --> 00:22:23,622 Good girls, lovely girls. 466 00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:26,094 Well done! 467 00:22:26,162 --> 00:22:30,930 Ahh. Public right of way my arse. 468 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,060 I'll say who can come onto my farm or not. 469 00:22:33,136 --> 00:22:34,627 Thanks, Mr. Bishop. 470 00:22:34,704 --> 00:22:35,637 Larry. 471 00:22:35,705 --> 00:22:37,697 So, you found the dogs, then? 472 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:41,006 No these are new ones, ex-forensic sniffer dogs. 473 00:22:41,077 --> 00:22:42,841 Probably give me no end of trouble. 474 00:22:42,912 --> 00:22:44,540 Oh, well, they're lovely, Larry. 475 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,549 Aren't they? Aren't they lovely. 476 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:49,085 Idiot animals. 477 00:22:49,152 --> 00:22:53,248 Well, if you're happy, I'll be off. 478 00:22:53,323 --> 00:22:55,258 Let me know if you find any treasure, won't you? 479 00:22:55,325 --> 00:22:56,725 - Will do. - Will do. 480 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,887 Come on, girlies. Come on, let's be having you. 481 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,193 Come on, good girls. Jolly good. 482 00:23:01,264 --> 00:23:02,562 Good girls. Come on, keep up. 483 00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,396 Come on, stop sniffing over there. 484 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:05,744 - Come on. - See you soon. 485 00:23:05,768 --> 00:23:08,135 - Bye. - Jolly good. 486 00:23:08,204 --> 00:23:12,642 Well, we'll start off in that corner over there. 487 00:23:12,709 --> 00:23:17,477 It's morphing time! 488 00:23:17,547 --> 00:23:19,516 Good luck. 489 00:23:30,426 --> 00:23:31,621 We could swap if you like, 490 00:23:31,694 --> 00:23:33,993 this one might be simpler for you to understand. 491 00:23:34,063 --> 00:23:36,089 No thanks, I'm all right with this one. 492 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,158 - Sure? - Yep. 493 00:23:41,604 --> 00:23:45,268 Might want to hang on to that one, though. 494 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,901 - Yeah? - Yep. 495 00:23:47,977 --> 00:23:49,536 Why's that then? 496 00:23:49,612 --> 00:23:53,208 Someone might need it. 497 00:23:53,283 --> 00:23:57,118 - Really? - Yep. 498 00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:58,917 You know don't you? 499 00:23:58,988 --> 00:24:01,548 - Yeah. - How do you know? 500 00:24:01,624 --> 00:24:03,058 Lance told me. 501 00:24:04,961 --> 00:24:07,430 No, I figured it out for myself, but Lance confirmed it. 502 00:24:07,497 --> 00:24:11,127 Are you... pleased? 503 00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:14,069 Yeah. 504 00:24:18,241 --> 00:24:20,210 I found my gold. 505 00:25:27,176 --> 00:25:30,340 Why do you want to give up? 506 00:25:30,413 --> 00:25:32,382 I don't, but, you know. 507 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:33,677 No, I don't know. 508 00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:37,881 Becky can't even begin to comprehend this. 509 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,923 Well, why do you want her to? 510 00:25:39,989 --> 00:25:42,584 Because it's important to me... I want her to understand it. 511 00:25:42,659 --> 00:25:45,561 Well, she does understand that it's important to you. 512 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:46,687 That's enough, isn't it? 513 00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:48,391 You don't need her to get into it. 514 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,523 It's a hobby that's all. 515 00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:52,228 Men have hobbies and women don't understand them, 516 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:55,636 that's the way it's always been. 517 00:25:55,705 --> 00:25:59,836 I mean how many female train spotters are there? 518 00:25:59,909 --> 00:26:02,811 How many women commit to an afternoon 519 00:26:02,879 --> 00:26:06,839 reorganizing their vinyl in alphabetical order? 520 00:26:06,916 --> 00:26:10,546 You don't want to spend an evening with a beautiful woman 521 00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:13,681 just comparing comic book collections, do you? 522 00:26:13,756 --> 00:26:17,750 What you want is your partner to 523 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:23,789 shake her head, roll her eyes, and look at you and say, 524 00:26:23,866 --> 00:26:29,533 "You and your hobbies... I'll never understand men." 525 00:26:38,147 --> 00:26:43,085 I had a friend once, he had a cactus. 526 00:26:43,152 --> 00:26:47,385 Same cactus sitting on his windowsill for 15 years. 527 00:26:47,457 --> 00:26:51,622 Then one day, someone gave him a second cactus. 528 00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:55,529 And within six months... 529 00:26:58,668 --> 00:27:00,830 he had to move to a bigger house 530 00:27:00,903 --> 00:27:03,805 with enough space for his cactus collection. 531 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:09,312 Now, a woman she could have 532 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:13,146 two, three cacti, and she'd say, 533 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:18,416 "Yes, that's probably enough cacti for me." 534 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:29,790 What have you got? 535 00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:32,097 Ring pull, 536 00:27:32,168 --> 00:27:38,039 '86 Shandy Bass. 537 00:27:38,107 --> 00:27:40,804 Pub? 538 00:27:40,877 --> 00:27:44,314 Go on then. 539 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:47,441 There's always tomorrow. 540 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:11,405 ♪ Will you search through the lonely Earth for me? ♪ 541 00:28:11,474 --> 00:28:16,503 ♪ Climb through the briar and brambles? ♪ 542 00:28:16,579 --> 00:28:21,108 ♪ I'll be your treasure ♪ 543 00:28:27,056 --> 00:28:29,753 ♪ I felt the touch of the kings ♪ 544 00:28:29,826 --> 00:28:32,022 ♪ And the breath of the wind ♪ 545 00:28:32,094 --> 00:28:34,825 ♪ I knew the call of all the songbirds ♪ 546 00:28:34,897 --> 00:28:40,495 ♪ They sang all the wrong words ♪ 547 00:28:40,570 --> 00:28:45,099 ♪ I'm waiting for you ♪ 548 00:28:45,174 --> 00:28:51,171 ♪ I'm waiting for you ♪ 549 00:28:51,247 --> 00:28:55,878 ♪ Mmm-mm-mm-hmm ♪ 550 00:28:55,952 --> 00:29:00,856 ♪ Mmm-mm mm-hmm ♪ 551 00:29:00,923 --> 00:29:05,554 ♪ Mmm-mm-mm-mm-hmm ♪ 552 00:29:05,628 --> 00:29:10,225 ♪ Mmm-mm-mm-hmm ♪ 553 00:29:10,299 --> 00:29:15,101 My mate, Paul, he collected collections. 554 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,901 Wrote a memoir, 555 00:29:16,973 --> 00:29:20,603 "Recollections of a Collection Collector." 556 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,771 As far as I know, it's still unpublished. 557 00:29:30,386 --> 00:29:36,053 ♪ Will you swim through the briny sea for me ♪ 558 00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:40,620 ♪ Roll along the ocean's floor ♪ 559 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:45,361 ♪ I'll be your treasure ♪ 560 00:29:51,507 --> 00:29:53,999 ♪ I'm with the ghosts of the men ♪ 561 00:29:54,076 --> 00:29:56,136 ♪ Who can never sing again ♪ 562 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,772 ♪ There's a place, follow me ♪ 563 00:29:58,848 --> 00:30:04,845 ♪ Where a love lost at sea ♪ 564 00:30:04,921 --> 00:30:07,686 ♪ Is waiting for you ♪ 565 00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:12,591 ♪ Is waiting for you ♪