1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,480 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:26,470 YANNA: Gork, do you really think we should have left Xena alone? 3 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:28,480 What if she gets into some trouble? 4 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,290 Don't worry, Yanna. 5 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:31,280 Everything will be fine. 6 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,030 Besides, what kind of trouble could she possibly get into? 7 00:00:34,030 --> 00:00:35,620 I trust her explicitly. 8 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:39,520 Now more than ever since she dumped that geekazoid, Gonad. 9 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:40,840 Yeah, you're right. 10 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,640 But I still can't help worrying. 11 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,920 You know the old saying, it's a mother's prerogative. 12 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,010 Yeah. How could I forget? 13 00:00:48,010 --> 00:00:52,540 [INAUDIBLE] Yanna, my little nebula of love, 14 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:54,320 we got three whole days without having 15 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,420 to listen to teenage gossip on the telatransmitor. 16 00:00:57,420 --> 00:00:59,880 And not having to wait in line to use the fecal matter 17 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:00,810 neutralizer. 18 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:03,460 And, oh, I want to stop off at this way station 36. 19 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:06,410 to get some of the special fuel additive for the t-bird ship. 20 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:08,200 When you've got a beauty like my t-bird ship 21 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,940 you want it to run with maximum performance. 22 00:01:09,940 --> 00:01:11,660 Hell, you never even drive it. 23 00:01:11,660 --> 00:01:13,030 Yanna, you know that's not true. 24 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:14,350 Just yesterday I took it for a spin 25 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:15,850 and used nearly a full tank of fuel. 26 00:01:15,850 --> 00:01:17,170 That's why I need the additive. 27 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:19,720 YANNA: You think more about that ship than you think about me. 28 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,190 GORK: It's just that I've spent so much time 29 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:23,170 restoring the ship I want it to run right, MY 30 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,850 little ring of Saturn. 31 00:01:24,850 --> 00:01:25,650 That does it. 32 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:28,560 This the last time I'll ever marry a man 30 years 33 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:29,870 younger than I am. 34 00:01:29,870 --> 00:01:31,360 [MUSIC PLAYING] 35 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:41,130 Don't mind us. 36 00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:42,360 We want to borrow some of your stuff. 37 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,880 You make the best garments. 38 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,640 Yeah, very chic for the fashionable Desquizian 39 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,390 teenager of today. 40 00:02:48,390 --> 00:02:49,830 I'm so flattered. 41 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:52,830 If you sold these in stores you'd be rich. 42 00:02:52,830 --> 00:02:55,290 I'd have money, but no boyfriend. 43 00:02:55,290 --> 00:02:56,490 No boyfriend is better than Gonad. 44 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:57,830 Believe me. 45 00:02:57,830 --> 00:03:00,100 Yeah, he's a mega-space degree geekazoid. 46 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:04,630 And he probably has a small cranial capacity. 47 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:05,330 Cheer up. 48 00:03:05,330 --> 00:03:07,310 Boys are like from another planet, anyways. 49 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:09,010 Who understand them? 50 00:03:09,010 --> 00:03:10,690 Yeah, can't live with them, can't disintegrate 51 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:11,710 them with a gamma death ray. 52 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:13,940 Yeah, I know. 53 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:15,670 Guess I just need to forget about him. 54 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:18,610 I need to meet someone new. - I'm bored. 55 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:20,260 Let's do something. 56 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:22,580 Like go to Astro-burger? 57 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:24,300 Boring. 58 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,830 What about Alpha miniature golf. 59 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:28,210 You've got to be kidding. 60 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:30,800 Hey, we could cruise Delta Alpha 43 solar system. 61 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,580 Isn't that where planet Beta 45 is? 62 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,530 No way, guys. 63 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:35,090 That's off limits to everybody. 64 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,980 Know what would happen if we got caught there? 65 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:38,770 We'd be in big trouble. 66 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:40,890 Are there boys there? 67 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:42,750 I don't know. 68 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:47,400 Besides, we don't even have a ship to cruise in. 69 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,200 No, you can't be serious. 70 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,600 Your parental units are away for three whole days. 71 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:52,950 Absolutely not. 72 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:55,560 They'll never know if you use their ship. 73 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:56,460 They're parents. 74 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,140 They're telepathic about these things. 75 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:02,620 - Whoa. - Hey, keep out of there. 76 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:05,440 This is a rare vintage model. 77 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,020 Wow, a t-bird ship. 78 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:11,130 With black-hole compressor nanoplasm drive, 79 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:14,860 delta-enriched fueled carbs, four on the floor, 80 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:17,610 and the greatest stereo this side of Arcticus. 81 00:04:17,610 --> 00:04:19,960 Xena, does your dad take you for rides in this? 82 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,800 He never takes us anywhere. 83 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,760 We'd have every guy in the galaxy checking us out. 84 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,390 Yeah, to check out the ship. 85 00:04:26,390 --> 00:04:28,000 - Can we take a ride? - No. 86 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,800 Ah, come on. Please? 87 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:30,770 Nothing's going to happen. 88 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:31,730 I promise. 89 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,410 I don't even have the magnetic starter strip. 90 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:42,630 OK. 91 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:45,090 Just to Beta-45 and straight back. 92 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:53,450 Five, four, three, two, one. 93 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:54,440 [INAUDIBLE] 94 00:04:58,370 --> 00:04:59,360 Slow down. 95 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,330 You worry too much. 96 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:04,090 So what do you think these Betonian boys look like? 97 00:05:04,090 --> 00:05:06,500 If there are any there. 98 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:09,420 What I want them to look like is, lots of muscles, 99 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:13,770 piercing eyes, hairless, cheekbones, 100 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:18,260 and a big cranial capacity. 101 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:20,750 What about you, Luna? 102 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:24,950 He's got to be smart, a scientist, 103 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,500 concerned with the environment. 104 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:31,120 He's gotta be handsome, trimmed, and have a-- 105 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,940 A big cranial capacity. 106 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:35,430 What about you, Xena? 107 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:41,540 Well, he's got to be artistic, sensitive, passionate. 108 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:44,870 He's got his [INAUDIBLE]. 109 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:47,920 Definitely has to be well traveled. 110 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:52,130 Most important, he's got to be very down to Vasquez nature. 111 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:54,220 LUNA: And his cranial capacity? 112 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:56,510 Is that all you ever think about? 113 00:05:56,510 --> 00:06:01,210 Well, yeah, most of the time. 114 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:03,930 How far away do you think we are? 115 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,660 About five light years, I think. 116 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:06,360 That's all? 117 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,820 It's practically right around the corner. 118 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:13,180 Oh, no. 119 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:16,590 I think my dad forgot to fill up the auxiliary fuel points. 120 00:06:16,590 --> 00:06:18,540 You didn't check? 121 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,210 And here's Beta 45. 122 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:22,570 This is not a good place to [INAUDIBLE].. 123 00:06:22,570 --> 00:06:24,420 Right. Lock your windows. 124 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:26,860 You never know who will come crawling around. 125 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:42,790 Dave, I'm really glad you let me come out with you, man. 126 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,020 You're my best buddy. 127 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:45,120 Who else would I come with? 128 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:45,970 Wow. 129 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,080 California. 130 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,550 I can't believe we're almost there. 131 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:49,680 Yes. 132 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,460 Now you're sure it's OK to stay with your uncle? 133 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:53,820 Yeah, Uncle Ben is the coolest. 134 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:56,260 I hope I run into that big kahunas guy. 135 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:58,230 He's a hero to me. 136 00:06:58,230 --> 00:07:00,910 He's a man amongst men, a legend. 137 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:03,520 His legacy has guided me on my journey to manhood. 138 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,450 What journey? 139 00:07:04,450 --> 00:07:06,420 You're 18 years old. 140 00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:07,940 You barely know what life is about. 141 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:10,220 And you made this crazy decision about your life 142 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:12,570 based on some mythical guy. 143 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:16,480 A guy can dream, can't he? 144 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,860 What's happening? 145 00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:19,360 [SCREAMING] 146 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:23,850 LUNA: What are we going to do? 147 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:24,820 Hold on, guys. 148 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:34,830 Did you see that? 149 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:35,530 What? 150 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:37,690 That light? 151 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,510 It was probably a plane or something, man. 152 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:41,310 - It's not a plane. - Dave, no. 153 00:07:41,310 --> 00:07:43,150 Do not start with that UFO stuff again, man. 154 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,260 It's too kooky. 155 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:46,660 That was a UFO. 156 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:51,130 Yeah, I'd like to be abducted by alien space babies 157 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:54,400 and have close encounters of the 69th kind. 158 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,270 You've got a total preoccupation with sex. 159 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:14,770 My achy back. 160 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:17,870 Hey, I offered to drive, Dave, man. 161 00:08:17,870 --> 00:08:18,730 Thanks. 162 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:19,860 I wanted to get here in one piece. 163 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:30,550 [KNOCKING] 164 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,380 Uncle Bud? 165 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,040 Hey, Uncle Bud? 166 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,120 Dave, he's probably asleep. 167 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,470 Let's go check out the beach. 168 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:39,460 Come on. 169 00:08:58,150 --> 00:09:00,830 Wow. It's the pacific ocean. 170 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:02,820 It looks just as big as Lake Michigan. 171 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:04,810 Yeah. 172 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:06,300 That's Uncle Bud. 173 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,290 Come on. 174 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:08,800 Hey. 175 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,550 Davey! 176 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,300 Bud. 177 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,130 All right. 178 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:13,860 You finally made it, huh? - Yeah. 179 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:16,740 - OK. - Hey, this is Jerry. 180 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:17,450 Hey. 181 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:18,590 Mr. Elrick, how you doing? 182 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:19,930 Don't call him Mr. Elrick. 183 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:23,490 And don't call me late for lunch. 184 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:25,650 Uncle Bud. - Uncle Bud. 185 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:27,860 Oh, wow. 186 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:29,470 You surf? 187 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:31,700 Hell yeah. 188 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:33,740 I still get out now and again. 189 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:38,360 But now I'm more into cosmic surfing. 190 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:42,600 Well, you know, meditating, jogging on the beach, 191 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:47,010 living a healthy life, eating good food, chasing a girl 192 00:09:47,010 --> 00:09:49,360 every now and then. 193 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:53,670 You see, the trick is positive thinking, yeah? 194 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:55,170 Positive thinking. 195 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,960 You just don't worry about anything. 196 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,330 I mean, it's not worth it. 197 00:09:59,330 --> 00:10:02,070 I'm worrying about going to college. 198 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:07,020 About college, about jobs, about making the car payment. 199 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:10,050 I mean, people don't realize how happy 200 00:10:10,050 --> 00:10:11,880 they can be with so little. 201 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:12,810 I mean, they're into-- 202 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:14,310 their int0 what? 203 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:19,990 Big houses, and big cars, and expensive wardrobe. 204 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:22,020 It doesn't mean anything. 205 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:24,400 People are funny. 206 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,080 He's pretty cool for being your uncle. 207 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,240 Hey, thanks. 208 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,670 You fellow's hungry? 209 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:32,790 Yeah, we're starved. 210 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:33,660 Well, all right. 211 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,650 Come on. 212 00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:35,640 Come on in. 213 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,550 XENA: Oh, man. 214 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:55,470 Are you guys OK? 215 00:10:55,470 --> 00:10:56,170 Yeah. 216 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,560 Yeah. 217 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,120 XENA: Oh, my parents are going to ship me 218 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,520 to the Death Star for this one. 219 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:03,850 LUNA: You should have checked the fuel before we left. 220 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:05,760 What I should have done is not listen to you. 221 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:06,630 SOLA: Girls, girls. 222 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:08,150 Let's not argue about this. 223 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:09,520 Let's just figure a way out of here. 224 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,220 You're right. 225 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,100 Great. Communicator's out. 226 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,570 Let's check out Beta-45. 227 00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:20,530 I mean, we're here. 228 00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:21,780 The Earth's supposed to be safe, 229 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,980 but let's check to be sure. 230 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:28,560 Oxygen, nitrogen, some hydrocarbons, sulfur. 231 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,980 It's a little polluted, but we can breath. 232 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:31,940 Come on. Let's go. 233 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:46,020 I made this lifestyle choice a long time ago. 234 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,810 Used to be I felt terrible. 235 00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:49,210 I'd do that-- I'd do that red mean. 236 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,130 I'd do dairy products. 237 00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:54,050 I'd surf in nasty beaches. 238 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:57,430 Now I have changed my life. 239 00:11:57,430 --> 00:12:04,620 I'll probably live to be 100. 240 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,700 Got another eviction notice for you, Bud. 241 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:09,380 Ooh, Hassler. 242 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:12,130 Just put it in the circular bin with the rest of them, 243 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,330 will you? 244 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:15,500 Who are these two? 245 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,790 This is my nephew, David. 246 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:19,490 And this is his friend Jerry. 247 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:22,800 This is Hassler. 248 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,310 Welcome to California. 249 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,960 That's nothing to worry about, right? 250 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,900 Exactly. 251 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:35,180 Look, why don't you fellas go down to the beach 252 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,910 down there, will you? 253 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:39,360 I got a little business I got to take care of. 254 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,500 Is there anything we can do to help? 255 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,510 There is. 256 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:46,250 You can go down to that water. 257 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:49,400 You can enjoy yourself, have a good time, chase some girls. 258 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,050 Enjoy California, OK? 259 00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:52,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 260 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,410 Jerry, man, be cool. 261 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:19,880 It's like you haven't seen a girl before. 262 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,490 Pinch me and tell me I'm dreaming. 263 00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:22,980 [MUSIC PLAYING] 264 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,030 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 265 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,000 What are you doing? 266 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,900 I don't want to get sunburned. 267 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,460 If you're smart you'd put some on. 268 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:04,910 No, I don't need no stinking lotion, man. 269 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,250 You know, that girl over there is going to eat her heart out, 270 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,270 buddy. - OK, Mr. Sun God. 271 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:22,280 No, sir. 272 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:26,240 That's Apollo to you. 273 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,730 [MUSIC PLAYING] 274 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,150 Hey. 275 00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:56,100 Hey, you were right, man. The chicks dig you. 276 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:56,930 Thanks. 277 00:17:56,930 --> 00:17:59,880 Man, this place is incredible. 278 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,000 While you were sleeping this girl 279 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,010 walked by and winked at me. 280 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:04,250 No, she probably had something in her eye, Dave. 281 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,750 Anyway, I'm thirsty. 282 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:06,720 Let's get something to drink. 283 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,670 This place is really hot. - Sure. 284 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,220 DR. VEG: Here you go, sweetheart. 285 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:18,920 Thank you. 286 00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:29,280 How can I help you guys? - Hey. 287 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,470 Yeah, can I get a Coke and a cheeseburger? 288 00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:36,060 We don't serve animal products or raw sugar here. 289 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:39,530 Listen, I'm allergic to anything with vegetables in it. 290 00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:40,360 Pizza? 291 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:43,300 I could make you one with soy cheese on ciabatta. 292 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,140 I'll have one of those. 293 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,140 And how about a glass of water? 294 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:47,620 You got it. 295 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,330 Could I get one of those, too, please? 296 00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:50,780 - You got it. - Thank you. 297 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:54,320 I'll have the usual. 298 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,340 One teriyaki tofu burrito coming up. 299 00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,160 Food for the soul, man. 300 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,140 Yeah, whatever. 301 00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:05,210 There you go boys. 302 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,150 Hey, thanks, man. 303 00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:07,840 Put it on my tab, OK? 304 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:12,270 Do you want this on this year's tab or last year's tab? 305 00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:13,010 Whatever, man. 306 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,400 Dr. Veg is a genius. 307 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,960 He was a full professor at MIT in Physics. 308 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:26,040 We used his propulsion system in the space shuttle. 309 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:26,880 Where you guys staying? 310 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,740 My Uncle Bud's, down the beach. 311 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:29,800 Wow. 312 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,700 You're Bud's nephew? 313 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,450 Why didn't you say so? 314 00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:36,420 Yeah, Bud, he's a heavy dude for an old guy. 315 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:37,180 Thanks, Zig. 316 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:39,340 Bud and I are the same age. 317 00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:42,930 Old guy, I've never been called that before. 318 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,980 Who are you looking at? 319 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:55,460 Who are those people with Bud down there? 320 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,170 You didn't know that Bud's nephew 321 00:19:57,170 --> 00:20:00,640 came into town for the summer? 322 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,320 It's too bad he won't have any place to stay after I 323 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,060 get done with his uncle. 324 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:07,140 You know, I just don't think you're serious about getting 325 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,710 that dead beat off the beach. 326 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,530 Let me do it my way and we'll have him in jail. 327 00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:13,950 Let's do it legally. 328 00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:16,220 I've known him for a long time. 329 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,200 He's a neighbor. 330 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,380 Well, that takes forever. 331 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:21,020 The contest is in three days. 332 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,090 Well, if Sun Bun likes your designs 333 00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:26,960 and invests in your company, uses their Marketing Cloud. 334 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,540 Well, the sky is the limit. 335 00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:34,270 But if you don't win, you could go under. 336 00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:38,150 Unfortunately, you're right. 337 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:39,890 Of course I am. 338 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:44,770 Would you mind if I sat in on your catalog photo session? 339 00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:46,260 [MUSIC PLAYING] 340 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:06,170 This is a swimsuit catalog shoot, not hustler. 341 00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:09,670 I am just capturing their essential essence. 342 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:12,190 I'm making a statement here about saving the ocean, 343 00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:13,380 the rural ecosystem, and-- 344 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:16,530 Jack, just shoot what I tell you to shoot. 345 00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:18,840 Say, do you have a list of their phone numbers? 346 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,250 What for? 347 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:22,100 They might need some representation, 348 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,330 some counseling, maybe some guidance. 349 00:22:24,330 --> 00:22:28,380 Hassler, on your own time. 350 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,940 Oh, you-- oh, that's good. 351 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:30,730 Yeah. 352 00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:32,320 Up with your chest. Up. 353 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,300 Stomach's in. 354 00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,230 Love the camera. 355 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,200 I'm beat. 356 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,910 Let's walk around those rocks over there. 357 00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,450 Maybe we'll run into some Betonians. 358 00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:22,900 I hope they haven't all died or something. 359 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:25,330 What I wouldn't give for a drink right now. 360 00:23:25,330 --> 00:23:27,370 What you do it with Gonad for a drink? 361 00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:29,140 You're sick. 362 00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:31,060 What are you going to do if we run into Betonians? 363 00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,110 Run like hell. 364 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,990 I heard if they catch you, they cook you and eat you. 365 00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:35,410 Stop it. Why? 366 00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:36,550 Are you scared? 367 00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:38,920 No. 368 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,730 Don't they say when your vehicle breaks down you're 369 00:23:40,730 --> 00:23:42,400 supposed to stay with it? 370 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,430 It's a little late for that. 371 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,330 Babes out here are easy to figure out, man. 372 00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:51,820 It's like, you just ignore them. 373 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:54,850 Don't even try to understand them. 374 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,730 It's like they're from another planet. 375 00:23:56,730 --> 00:23:59,080 What do you mean? 376 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,540 You see, out here, they're all amazing looking. 377 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:03,080 I mean, all of them. 378 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,330 They're a dime a dozen. 379 00:24:05,330 --> 00:24:07,040 It's all in your attitude. 380 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,800 Is there, like, a walk or something? 381 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,530 Something like this. 382 00:24:23,370 --> 00:24:24,860 [LAUGHTER] 383 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,690 Kind of like that? 384 00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:30,540 It's cool. 385 00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:31,920 You guys will get it. 386 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,740 These are very interesting specimens, the Betonians. 387 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,940 What are they doing? 388 00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:41,490 Ingesting nutrients and doing some sort of mating rituals. 389 00:24:41,490 --> 00:24:43,450 They're not the most graceful bunch. 390 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:44,920 [LAUGHTER] 391 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:48,350 Did you hear something? 392 00:24:48,350 --> 00:24:51,290 It must be the Santa Ana winds. 393 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,760 They're kind of cute. 394 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,990 I wonder if they eat? 395 00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:57,090 I'd hate to be lunch. 396 00:24:57,090 --> 00:24:58,450 I think we should talk to them. 397 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,180 Sola. 398 00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:02,190 What if they take us captive? 399 00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:03,190 So anyway, you guys be cool. 400 00:25:03,190 --> 00:25:04,060 You'll get some girls. 401 00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:11,380 Hi, beta boys. 402 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:13,590 Whoa. 403 00:25:13,590 --> 00:25:17,090 Be still my beating heart. 404 00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:20,350 I'm with my friends and our vehicle ran out of fuel. 405 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:21,840 And we got a little lost. 406 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,540 I'll say. 407 00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:24,150 Is your vehicle a submarine? 408 00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:25,350 No, it's a spaceship. 409 00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:26,430 Shut up. 410 00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:28,820 California is a great place. 411 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,450 DAVEY: You guys want to hang out with us? 412 00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:32,160 I mean, my uncle has a place here. 413 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,830 Sure. 414 00:25:33,830 --> 00:25:36,320 Having a place on the beach will do it every time. 415 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,330 They're kind of cute for beta's. 416 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,950 Is your settlement that way? 417 00:25:42,950 --> 00:25:44,090 You could call it that. 418 00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:45,250 [MUSIC PLAYING] 419 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,470 Why is your skin so red? 420 00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:03,880 Well, like I was on this wave the size of a house. 421 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,610 I crashed right through the tube and I hit it really hard. 422 00:26:07,610 --> 00:26:09,250 I thought I was going to die. 423 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:14,800 These tattoos are an ancient Sumarian symbol of manhood. 424 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,490 That's very exciting. 425 00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:19,800 So where are you girls from? 426 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,770 You got some kind of accent. 427 00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:24,810 We're exchange students. 428 00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:27,080 Yeah, it's like-- it's like Swedish or something. 429 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,550 Yeah, that's it. 430 00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:30,240 We're Swedish. - Cool. 431 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:30,930 Om. 432 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,360 What's he doing? 433 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,440 Meditating. 434 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,830 It's clearing away bad vibes and distractions. 435 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,040 Hey, Davey. 436 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,850 Well, look at you. 437 00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:51,290 First day in California and you're looking like a native. 438 00:26:51,290 --> 00:26:54,230 Xena, Sola, Luna, this is Uncle Bud. 439 00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:56,680 - Hi. - Hi, Uncle Bud. 440 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,330 Are we having them for dinner. 441 00:26:58,330 --> 00:27:02,080 They looks pretty tasty, don't they? 442 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,940 Well we've got plenty of soy burgers. 443 00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:08,980 - Can you say? - Well, we-- 444 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:13,070 We love dinner on any planet. 445 00:27:13,070 --> 00:27:17,500 That's my kind of woman, an intergalactic gidget. 446 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,190 We have to go back. Don't you remember? 447 00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:21,670 Well, look, while we're here, this could make 448 00:27:21,670 --> 00:27:24,830 a great social studies project. - Or biology. 449 00:27:28,330 --> 00:27:31,450 Well, I guess until we find the fuel 450 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:34,240 we really have no choice. 451 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,500 We'd love to. 452 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,060 All right. All right. 453 00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:38,440 Got your brewskis here. 454 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,900 Got your brewskiS. 455 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:40,600 Thanks. 456 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,830 OK. 457 00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:42,610 All right. 458 00:27:42,610 --> 00:27:43,920 And last but not least. 459 00:27:46,610 --> 00:27:50,790 Now ladies, gentlemen, toast to new friends. 460 00:27:50,790 --> 00:27:52,290 To new friends. 461 00:27:52,290 --> 00:27:54,950 To new friends. 462 00:27:54,950 --> 00:27:56,070 What do you call this drink? 463 00:27:56,070 --> 00:27:57,210 It's beer. 464 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,330 I'd like some more. 465 00:27:58,330 --> 00:28:00,200 Oh, my God. 466 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,620 Ouch. 467 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,440 Oh, Jesus. Ow. 468 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,170 Ah. 469 00:28:05,170 --> 00:28:07,310 Must be radiation poisoning. 470 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:08,080 Hang on, partner. 471 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,530 I got something just for you. 472 00:28:10,530 --> 00:28:12,030 [MUSIC PLAYING] 473 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,020 [HUMMING] 474 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:04,790 Uncle Bud's sunburn cure, suntan lotion, 475 00:29:04,790 --> 00:29:07,440 and, uh, barbecue sauce. 476 00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:13,250 Here you better do that. 477 00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:15,650 You're a little more cuter than I am. 478 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,710 DAVE: That stuff really works. 479 00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:23,180 Yeah, it does. 480 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:24,530 All right, ladies. 481 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:27,620 I have for you dessert. 482 00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:33,080 Uncle Bud's soy milk shake with honey. 483 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,300 Tell me what you think. 484 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:36,740 Oh, wow. 485 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:40,460 This stuff's strong. 486 00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:43,600 I feel warm all over. 487 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,720 Yeah, I'm getting a contact buzz, man. 488 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,600 It's like a chain reaction. 489 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,800 I'm getting warm because she's getting warm. 490 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,140 Luna. 491 00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:54,910 Oh, yeah. 492 00:29:54,910 --> 00:29:57,460 XENA: Luna, I-- I didn't know you were like this. 493 00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:59,590 I'm not. 494 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:04,270 Yeah, well, I'm going to take a little walk. 495 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:07,160 I'm not normally like this either. 496 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,260 DAVE: You want to go for a walk? 497 00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:12,100 Sure. 498 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:14,350 And I'm going to show you the [INAUDIBLE].. 499 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,980 I'm normally not like this. 500 00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:21,530 This is a great experience. 501 00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:24,070 I must collect data. 502 00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:25,450 God, I love California. 503 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:26,950 [MUSIC PLAYING] 504 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:42,400 What the hell are you trying to do to me? 505 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,380 I mean, after all that we used to mean to each other. 506 00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:49,330 Bud, you got to grow up someday. 507 00:31:49,330 --> 00:31:50,490 And what is that? 508 00:31:50,490 --> 00:31:51,810 Making more money? 509 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:53,240 Buying more things, huh? 510 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,490 Is that your idea of growing up? 511 00:31:55,490 --> 00:31:59,130 Bud, you're just being difficult. 512 00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:00,600 I'm being difficult? 513 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,630 You know, I have been making headway in therapy. 514 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,550 And, yeah, I realize that I am angry at you 515 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:08,020 for not marrying me. 516 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:09,500 What? 517 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:12,450 That's ten years ago? 518 00:32:12,450 --> 00:32:14,870 You should have been over that by now. 519 00:32:14,870 --> 00:32:17,110 Your place is going to be condemned by the state 520 00:32:17,110 --> 00:32:20,180 anyway if you don't make those improvements. 521 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:22,430 I think you're just being passive aggressive. 522 00:32:22,430 --> 00:32:25,430 I mean, don't you still have any feelings for me? 523 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,210 Bye, Sally. 524 00:32:30,210 --> 00:32:31,920 Bud, you know, I could help you. 525 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,770 I could help you market your sunburn suntan lotion. 526 00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:36,360 I could change your life. 527 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,490 You wouldn't be living like this. 528 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:41,970 Sally, I like living like this. 529 00:32:41,970 --> 00:32:44,100 I like my place the way it is. 530 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:48,030 And I'd like to keep it like that until I want to change it. 531 00:32:48,030 --> 00:32:49,030 OK? 532 00:32:49,030 --> 00:32:52,520 Bud? Bud? 533 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:03,290 Hassler. 534 00:33:03,290 --> 00:33:04,220 Hyman. 535 00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:05,100 Hi, babes. 536 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:06,090 What's up? 537 00:33:06,090 --> 00:33:07,600 The names Sally. 538 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,370 Not babes. 539 00:33:10,370 --> 00:33:11,340 Sorry. 540 00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:13,600 Well, Bud was just here. 541 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,780 Hey, that's what you wanted, right? 542 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:18,650 Yes, but he's not cooperating. 543 00:33:18,650 --> 00:33:20,780 You pay me to be a hatchet man. 544 00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:22,590 I'm a lawyer, remember? 545 00:33:22,590 --> 00:33:24,300 I'm scum. 546 00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:26,460 It's what's expected of me. 547 00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:28,520 Hey, did you ever think that maybe as a girlfriend 548 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,830 or just plain not interested? 549 00:33:30,830 --> 00:33:33,380 No, I didn't consider that. 550 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:35,270 Why don't you try some flowers? 551 00:33:35,270 --> 00:33:36,150 A romantic dinner? 552 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:37,910 Maybe a nice bottle of wine? 553 00:33:37,910 --> 00:33:40,120 I'm sure that'd be more of an aphrodisiac 554 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,780 than condemning the guy's house. 555 00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:44,010 Maybe you're right. 556 00:33:44,010 --> 00:33:47,310 Yeah, well, I won't bill you for the reality check. 557 00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:48,010 Thanks. 558 00:33:57,790 --> 00:33:59,130 So where were we? 559 00:33:59,130 --> 00:34:01,760 We were going to get through your briefs? 560 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:02,760 Oh, yeah. 561 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,250 [MUSIC PLAYING] 562 00:35:36,570 --> 00:35:38,070 [SCREAMING] 563 00:35:38,070 --> 00:35:40,650 DAVE: It's so clear out. 564 00:35:40,650 --> 00:35:42,360 Feels like I could just reach out 565 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,010 and grab one of those stars. 566 00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:45,820 Yeah. 567 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:50,560 This part of the galaxy has such a beautiful sky. 568 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,260 Yeah. 569 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,580 You know, I really want to kiss you. 570 00:35:59,210 --> 00:36:00,390 But I'm afraid if I do-- 571 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,640 I want you to. 572 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,180 There's just some things you don't know about me yet. 573 00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:11,980 Some things I don't know about you. 574 00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:14,800 You know? 575 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,750 Like you've got a terminal disease? 576 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,830 Or a boyfriend with a glandular problem 577 00:36:18,830 --> 00:36:21,040 that could crush my head like a grape? 578 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,290 You're from another planet? 579 00:36:22,290 --> 00:36:23,220 You're really a man? 580 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:24,640 Now what could be so bad? 581 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:31,460 You're the sweetest boy I've ever met, Dave. 582 00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:33,370 Well, gosh, ma'am. 583 00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:34,190 It weren't nothing. 584 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:42,340 Just some things I can't tell you right now. 585 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:43,800 Just hold me. 586 00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:56,590 I feel like I can trust you. 587 00:36:56,590 --> 00:36:59,570 I don't really have anywhere else to turn. 588 00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:01,830 You're still on taking a chance. 589 00:37:01,830 --> 00:37:04,070 Hey, boy scouts honor. 590 00:37:04,070 --> 00:37:07,040 What could be so terrible? 591 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,520 I'm not from Sweden. 592 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,420 I'm from the planet Vasquez. 593 00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:12,810 You know that UFO you said you saw? 594 00:37:12,810 --> 00:37:13,510 Yeah. 595 00:37:13,510 --> 00:37:16,980 That was me, Sola, and Luna crash landing. 596 00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:19,230 See, we took my parent's ship out. 597 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:21,030 What? 598 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,970 I live a few light years away from here. 599 00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:25,460 You're telling me you're an alien? 600 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,880 You said you believed in UFO's. 601 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,820 Yeah, but aliens are green and have big heads, and bad breath, 602 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:32,730 and ten eyes. 603 00:37:32,730 --> 00:37:34,440 I knew you wouldn't believe me. 604 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,380 No, it's-- it's just that people make fun of me when 605 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:40,050 I tell them I believe in UFO's. 606 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:42,030 I guess I'm going to have to prove it to you. 607 00:37:46,490 --> 00:37:49,620 Oh, my gosh. 608 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:52,020 Holy shit. 609 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,260 You're a space babe. 610 00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:55,280 Can I go inside? 611 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,730 Sure. 612 00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:58,750 You got to be careful. 613 00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:01,760 It's my father's pride and joy here. 614 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,870 This is really cool. 615 00:38:03,870 --> 00:38:05,200 What-- what's this do? 616 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,440 No, no, no, no. 617 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,890 That's a gamma death ray. 618 00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:11,470 We use that to destroy asteroids in the galaxy. 619 00:38:11,470 --> 00:38:12,160 Let's see. 620 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,360 We've got the windshield wipers over here. 621 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,200 Air conditioning, heater. 622 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,040 Hi-Fi stereo. Ooh. 623 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,500 Horn right here. 624 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,100 Basic cup holder. 625 00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:25,640 A real UFO. 626 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,960 Sure is. 627 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,000 Promise to keep this a secret. 628 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,860 Who am I going to tell? 629 00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:34,240 Geraldo? 630 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,380 I mean, what happened? 631 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:37,040 How did you get here? 632 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,320 Well, my parents went on vacation. 633 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,760 Sola convinced me to come here. 634 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,790 We ran out of fuel, and here we are. 635 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:47,790 That's a tough break. 636 00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:49,170 Can I help? 637 00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:51,690 Well, we need a special fuel to get back. 638 00:38:54,730 --> 00:38:57,470 Hey, maybe that Dr. Veg guy can help. 639 00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:58,270 Hey. 640 00:38:58,270 --> 00:39:00,120 Good morning, Dave. 641 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,200 Can I fix some breakfast for you and your friend? 642 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,730 I was wondering-- 643 00:39:03,730 --> 00:39:07,090 I mean, I heard you used to be an astro-scientist and all. 644 00:39:07,090 --> 00:39:09,880 And I was just wondering if maybe with all your skills 645 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,760 and expertise you could replicate this special fuel 646 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,160 additive from the van. 647 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,140 Maybe five gallons? 648 00:39:24,510 --> 00:39:27,120 I could probably whip up a batch. 649 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,660 But to tell you the truth, I'm not in that line of business 650 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:30,360 anymore. 651 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,700 Unless it's for peaceful purposes. 652 00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:34,650 You know, ever since they used the space 653 00:39:34,650 --> 00:39:37,340 shuttle for military missions, well, I bailed. 654 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,840 Where did you find this chick? - Well-- 655 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,760 I don't want to know about it. 656 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,100 If the CIA finds out it's big trouble. 657 00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:52,270 Thanks for the advice. 658 00:39:52,270 --> 00:39:53,750 Hey, no problem. 659 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:56,450 I'm a sucker for a pretty face. 660 00:39:56,450 --> 00:39:58,290 No matter where she's from. 661 00:39:58,290 --> 00:39:59,700 - Thanks, doc. - See you later. 662 00:40:03,990 --> 00:40:04,950 All right. 663 00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:09,950 Surf's up, guys. 664 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:10,950 Last one in is a geek. 665 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,230 Let's go. 666 00:40:12,230 --> 00:40:13,720 [CHEERING] 667 00:40:15,710 --> 00:40:17,210 [MUSIC PLAYING] 668 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,540 Where did you get that swimsuit? 669 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,530 It's so cool. 670 00:43:05,530 --> 00:43:07,030 Oh, thanks. I made it myself. 671 00:43:07,030 --> 00:43:07,810 Wow. 672 00:43:07,810 --> 00:43:08,550 Bikini contest. 673 00:43:08,550 --> 00:43:11,470 First place winner, $30,000. - Woe. 674 00:43:11,470 --> 00:43:13,880 Sponsored by Sun Bun tanning lotion. 675 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:14,660 Wow. 676 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:15,390 Xena you should enter. 677 00:43:15,390 --> 00:43:16,670 You think? 678 00:43:16,670 --> 00:43:18,710 Oh, yeah. 679 00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:24,550 Bud, listen, I'm sorry, man. 680 00:43:24,550 --> 00:43:30,190 Sally started the ball rolling, and it rolled over you. 681 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:34,000 Look, It's not your fault. I mean, it's my fault. 682 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,260 I should have had some of these things taken care of, I guess. 683 00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:43,050 Now the only way to fix is is to do the work. 684 00:43:47,730 --> 00:43:50,610 Listen, if I could show the city that you have money in the bank 685 00:43:50,610 --> 00:43:57,170 to fix, uh, everything. 686 00:43:57,170 --> 00:43:58,030 Everything? 687 00:43:58,030 --> 00:43:59,450 Everything. 688 00:43:59,450 --> 00:44:00,710 No problem. 689 00:44:00,710 --> 00:44:03,670 I'll let you stay until Monday, OK? 690 00:44:03,670 --> 00:44:04,830 Yeah. Yeah. 691 00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:06,120 Thanks. 692 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,020 We'll, uh-- we'll think of something, OK? 693 00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,290 I'm sure you will. 694 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:22,130 Uh, kids, look, I got to run an errand. 695 00:44:22,130 --> 00:44:23,540 I'll be back. 696 00:44:23,540 --> 00:44:25,020 [MUSIC PLAYING] 697 00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:54,810 What's wrong? 698 00:44:54,810 --> 00:44:59,160 Well, looks like this time I'm really going to lose the place. 699 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,230 Unless I can fix it up. 700 00:45:02,230 --> 00:45:03,880 How much is that going to cost? 701 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,650 About $30,000. 702 00:45:07,650 --> 00:45:10,160 Xena, why don't you enter the contest? 703 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,270 If we win we can give the money to bud. 704 00:45:12,270 --> 00:45:13,480 That's a great idea. 705 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,020 Beta money means nothing to us. 706 00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:16,680 XENA: I know. - Sure. 707 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:17,870 We'll all model. 708 00:45:17,870 --> 00:45:19,810 - Not me. - Wait a minute. 709 00:45:19,810 --> 00:45:21,540 Come on, kids. 710 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:22,750 You don't have to do this for me. 711 00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:25,000 I mean, what the heck? 712 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,330 Maybe Sally's right. 713 00:45:26,330 --> 00:45:31,100 Maybe I need to grow up, to get a job. 714 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:32,680 DAVE: Don't do that, Uncle Bud. 715 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,740 If you like your life the way it is now, don't change. 716 00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:37,000 We'll help you. 717 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,300 How much of a chance do you think we have of winning? 718 00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:41,440 You told me that nothing is worth worrying about, 719 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,770 and keep a positive attitude. 720 00:45:42,770 --> 00:45:44,930 Yeah, You got to see the donut. 721 00:45:44,930 --> 00:45:46,320 Not just the whole. 722 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,720 Right. 723 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,420 Well then that settles it. 724 00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:50,390 Let's get started right away. 725 00:45:52,910 --> 00:45:55,470 Mr. Bun, come on in. 726 00:45:58,230 --> 00:46:01,260 Are you ready for the bikini preview? 727 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:04,770 Well, I'm not sure what good it will do, but go ahead. 728 00:46:04,770 --> 00:46:07,770 We're going to judge every design on its own merit. 729 00:46:07,770 --> 00:46:12,540 Mr. Bun, my attorney says that if I win this could be 730 00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:14,800 very lucrative for both of us. 731 00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:20,210 Tell me, Sally, you've lived out here for a while. 732 00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:24,700 Are you friendly with this guy, the big cahones? 733 00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:27,000 I don't even know if he's alive. 734 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,330 Um, mhm. 735 00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:30,400 Yes, sure, Bud. 736 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,290 I'd like to take some surfing lessons from him. 737 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:35,260 I'm a big fan of his. 738 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:36,760 Sure. 739 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,510 So are we ready? Girls. 740 00:46:43,330 --> 00:46:49,700 Yeah, well, Mr. Bun, I'm hoping that we do a lot of business 741 00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:50,400 together. 742 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,090 Oh, my God. 743 00:46:52,090 --> 00:46:54,360 And I know you're one of the judges, 744 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:58,120 and I don't want to temp you or anything. 745 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,270 Miss Mallow, this is totally inappropriate. 746 00:47:01,270 --> 00:47:02,550 I-- I'm sorry-- 747 00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:03,340 I didn't. 748 00:47:03,340 --> 00:47:04,250 I'm sorry. 749 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:06,210 I'll pretend this didn't happen. 750 00:47:06,210 --> 00:47:09,200 Men, come on. 751 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,690 God, I hope I didn't fuck that up. 752 00:47:11,690 --> 00:47:14,420 Your uncle is the Big Kahunas? 753 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:16,100 David, why didn't you tell me this? 754 00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:17,500 I didn't know. 755 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,230 No wonder he has all those trophies and surf 756 00:47:19,230 --> 00:47:20,360 stuff at his house. 757 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,500 Hey, Xena. 758 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:25,220 Uh, look, I just wanted to thank you for all the help 759 00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:26,350 that you're trying to give me. 760 00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:30,720 Oh, anything for you, Uncle Bud. 761 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:33,420 Who is that girl? 762 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:35,670 Bu, you betrayed me. 763 00:47:35,670 --> 00:47:40,570 You didn't tell me you had another girlfriend. 764 00:47:40,570 --> 00:47:41,780 Oh, Doc. 765 00:47:41,780 --> 00:47:43,740 Are you OK? 766 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:46,300 Man, you have one tough icicle up there. 767 00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:48,350 But I think I got it. 768 00:47:48,350 --> 00:47:51,080 All I have to do is strain it through some heavy water 769 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,680 and pop it in the oven until tomorrow. 770 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,520 And I think that should be it. - All right. 771 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,270 Thanks, doc. 772 00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:57,740 You're a champ. - Yeah. 773 00:47:57,740 --> 00:47:59,680 Yeah. 774 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,160 [MUSIC PLAYING] 775 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:19,200 He's got a whole harem in there. 776 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,200 He could have at least told me. 777 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,390 Those are really nice suits. 778 00:48:24,390 --> 00:48:26,940 They're going to win the contest. 779 00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:29,820 Damn it. 780 00:48:29,820 --> 00:48:31,820 What's wrong? 781 00:48:31,820 --> 00:48:32,720 Hi. 782 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,730 Oh, I'm trying to put together these suits 783 00:48:34,730 --> 00:48:36,410 and I don't have all the stuff I need. 784 00:48:36,410 --> 00:48:38,040 It's driving me crazy. 785 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,360 For sewing? 786 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,980 Well, I've got that stuff at my house. 787 00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:42,600 I've even got a sewing machine. 788 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,900 You do? 789 00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:46,140 SALLY: Who are you? 790 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,610 XENA: Xena crock. 791 00:48:48,610 --> 00:48:50,000 What do you want with me? 792 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,630 Your bathing suit designs. 793 00:48:51,630 --> 00:48:54,870 And I'm not going to let you have Bud. 794 00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:56,170 Bud? 795 00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:57,100 I don't want Bud. 796 00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,210 Dave's my boyfriend. 797 00:48:59,210 --> 00:49:00,790 You young chicks are all alike. 798 00:49:00,790 --> 00:49:04,390 Going after a man that's old enough to be your father. 799 00:49:04,390 --> 00:49:06,250 What's going on here? 800 00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:08,800 A way to get Bud off the beach. 801 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,490 This is his girlfriend. 802 00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:12,340 Sally, are you disturbed? 803 00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:13,960 You've kidnapped her. 804 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,420 I'm not a criminal defense lawyer. 805 00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:18,700 Don't worry. 806 00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:20,050 I know how much you love Bud, but this 807 00:49:20,050 --> 00:49:21,700 is not the way to win him back. 808 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,550 I'm not his girlfriend. 809 00:49:23,550 --> 00:49:25,530 I'm only trying to help him out right. 810 00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:26,280 This is ridiculous. 811 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,350 I don't want to be a part of it. 812 00:49:27,350 --> 00:49:29,340 First you still her designs, and now this. 813 00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:30,490 I'm out of here. 814 00:49:30,490 --> 00:49:33,610 - Wait. - Girls. 815 00:49:42,430 --> 00:49:45,730 Everyone was right. 816 00:49:45,730 --> 00:49:48,500 Betonians are [INAUDIBLE] and dangerous. 817 00:49:53,470 --> 00:49:56,290 Sir, I'm looking for this chick, man. 818 00:49:56,290 --> 00:49:59,920 She's got blond hair, and she's sort of spacey, you know? 819 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:01,100 She's totally hot. 820 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,630 Have you seen her? 821 00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:04,000 Take a look around, man. 822 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,070 You just described half the girls on this beach. 823 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:09,540 Xena? 824 00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:12,500 Xena? 825 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,980 Hey, Xena? 826 00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:15,450 Hey. 827 00:50:15,450 --> 00:50:16,440 Wow. 828 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,430 Excuse me. 829 00:50:20,670 --> 00:50:21,370 Xena? 830 00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:27,290 Xena? 831 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,680 [SCREAMING] 832 00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,640 Pervert. 833 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,630 Jerk. 834 00:50:38,630 --> 00:50:42,080 You pervert. 835 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,410 - Hey, Doc. - Hey. 836 00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:44,110 Have you seen Xena? 837 00:50:44,110 --> 00:50:45,340 That girl I've been hanging out with. 838 00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:46,770 Yeah, she took off with Sally. 839 00:50:46,770 --> 00:50:48,070 You know, I got to tell you, that Sally 840 00:50:48,070 --> 00:50:49,340 is always up to no good. 841 00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:50,510 I'd watch out for her. 842 00:50:50,510 --> 00:50:52,010 Maybe she's off thinking. 843 00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,480 I mean, she just broke up with her boyfriend 844 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,940 and now she likes Dave. 845 00:50:55,940 --> 00:50:57,330 That could be. 846 00:50:57,330 --> 00:50:59,910 Her last boyfriend was such a jerk. 847 00:50:59,910 --> 00:51:02,360 You know, this looks just a little bit loose. 848 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,010 Ouch. Not so tight. 849 00:51:05,010 --> 00:51:07,450 Oh, you're hurting my arm. Ouch. 850 00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:13,850 She's at Sally's mansion. 851 00:51:13,850 --> 00:51:14,810 So what? 852 00:51:14,810 --> 00:51:15,850 Get her back here, man. 853 00:51:15,850 --> 00:51:17,470 There's work to do. 854 00:51:17,470 --> 00:51:20,460 It's not so simple. 855 00:51:20,460 --> 00:51:22,730 I should have listened to my parents. 856 00:51:22,730 --> 00:51:24,340 To money. 857 00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:25,240 To power. 858 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,460 - To fashion. - To lust. 859 00:51:30,290 --> 00:51:30,990 To therapy. 860 00:51:33,670 --> 00:51:36,990 I'm sorry I have to do this. 861 00:51:36,990 --> 00:51:39,760 I hope you don't mind. 862 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,020 I'll let you go after the contest. 863 00:51:48,930 --> 00:51:49,920 Sleep well. 864 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:03,450 Dude, this-- this Sally chick really gives me the creeps. 865 00:52:03,450 --> 00:52:08,890 I mean, I'm starting to get, like, a really bad vibe. 866 00:52:08,890 --> 00:52:11,860 I think I'm going to stay here and keep watch. 867 00:52:11,860 --> 00:52:12,890 OK. Good idea. 868 00:52:12,890 --> 00:52:13,880 Wish us luck. 869 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,860 Hey, guys, good luck. 870 00:52:24,770 --> 00:52:26,260 [KNOCKING ON WINDOW] 871 00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:28,520 Dave. 872 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,020 [DOORKNOB JIGGLING] 873 00:52:42,270 --> 00:52:43,460 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 874 00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:45,530 She stole my bathing suits. 875 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:47,860 She's going to try to claim credit for them tomorrow. 876 00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:48,950 OK, let's get them. 877 00:52:48,950 --> 00:52:50,720 She's locked them in the closet. 878 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:53,100 She's got the keys upstairs with her. 879 00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:54,790 All right. I'll be back. 880 00:53:13,180 --> 00:53:14,680 [SNORING] 881 00:53:23,210 --> 00:53:24,170 Bud. 882 00:53:24,170 --> 00:53:27,040 Bud, I love you. 883 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,750 I didn't mean to hurt you. 884 00:53:28,750 --> 00:53:30,440 Take me, Bud. 885 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,720 Oh, Bud, you're so hot. 886 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:32,900 You're so stinking hot. 887 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:34,750 Oh, take me, you big kahunas. 888 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:46,390 DAVE: Here's the keys. 889 00:53:50,940 --> 00:53:53,560 Dude, this is where Sally keeps all of her suits. 890 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,080 No, man, we'll win fair and square. 891 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:56,810 Why? 892 00:53:56,810 --> 00:53:57,990 Come on, Jerry. 893 00:53:57,990 --> 00:53:58,940 All right. 894 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,290 Guys, hold on a minute. 895 00:54:05,290 --> 00:54:07,290 Let me fix Sally's suits for her. 896 00:54:07,290 --> 00:54:08,830 What are you going to do? 897 00:54:08,830 --> 00:54:10,240 You'll see at the contest. 898 00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:39,190 We saved her. 899 00:54:39,190 --> 00:54:40,430 And I got the suits. 900 00:54:40,430 --> 00:54:41,920 - Oh, that's great. - Oh, great. 901 00:54:47,670 --> 00:54:48,370 Dave? 902 00:54:52,350 --> 00:54:54,360 You saved me. 903 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,460 And I got the fuel for your ship. 904 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,860 What's wrong? 905 00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:01,200 Isn't that what I was supposed to do? 906 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,190 Yeah, of course. 907 00:55:04,190 --> 00:55:05,860 That means I have to go back. 908 00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:08,460 I have to leave you. 909 00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:09,690 And once I get there I'll be grounded 910 00:55:09,690 --> 00:55:12,110 for the rest of my life. 911 00:55:12,110 --> 00:55:14,890 Probably never get to leave Vasquez ever again. 912 00:55:14,890 --> 00:55:17,860 Hey, we'll figure out a way. 913 00:55:22,810 --> 00:55:24,290 [MUSIC PLAYING] 914 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:16,500 Come on. Everyone come over here. 915 00:56:20,430 --> 00:56:21,830 Hey, we're going to win this, right? 916 00:56:21,830 --> 00:56:22,530 That's right. 917 00:56:22,530 --> 00:56:23,750 Let's do this. 918 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:24,560 [CHEERING] 919 00:56:25,260 --> 00:56:27,150 ANNOUNCER: Welcome, I'd like to thank 920 00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:29,430 you all for coming out to the first annual Sun 921 00:56:29,430 --> 00:56:30,680 Bun bikini open. 922 00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:39,590 First prize is $30,000. 923 00:56:39,590 --> 00:56:42,560 So let the contest begin. 924 00:56:42,560 --> 00:58:33,580 [MUSIC PLAYING AND CHEERING] 925 00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:35,080 WOMAN: Oh, wow. 926 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:38,320 Did you see [INAUDIBLE]. Wow. 927 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:39,070 These are awesome. 928 00:58:39,070 --> 00:58:41,560 Like, I've never seen anything like it. 929 01:00:27,350 --> 01:00:28,850 [CHEERING] 930 01:02:54,450 --> 01:02:55,150 ALL: Boo! 931 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,680 ANNOUNCER: The judges have changed their minds. 932 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,260 Sally Mallow's bikinis did not hold up. 933 01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:16,090 One of the contest rules, the bikini's 934 01:03:16,090 --> 01:03:18,630 have to hold everything up. 935 01:03:18,630 --> 01:03:21,450 So Xena [INAUDIBLE] is the winner. 936 01:03:21,450 --> 01:03:24,440 She wins $30,000. Yeah. 937 01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:38,370 Thank you, everybody. 938 01:03:38,370 --> 01:03:39,620 Thank you so much. 939 01:03:39,620 --> 01:03:43,210 I especially like to thank Dave, and Uncle Bud, 940 01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:47,110 and Ziggy, and Jerry, and Sola And Luna, 941 01:03:47,110 --> 01:03:48,880 my two best friends in the whole world, 942 01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:51,630 and my parents for making me possible, 943 01:03:51,630 --> 01:03:53,840 all the little people on the planet of [INAUDIBLE].. 944 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:54,600 Thank you, everybody. 945 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,590 Thank you so much. 946 01:03:55,590 --> 01:03:57,080 [CHEERING] 947 01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:08,570 What happened? 948 01:04:08,570 --> 01:04:09,840 I put this chemical on their bikinis 949 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:13,180 that turned into an acid when they [INAUDIBLE].. 950 01:04:13,180 --> 01:04:14,670 [MUSIC PLAYING] 951 01:04:49,190 --> 01:04:49,890 Om. 952 01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:56,830 Uncle Bud! 953 01:04:56,830 --> 01:04:58,820 We won. 954 01:04:58,820 --> 01:05:00,870 Now you can fix your place up. 955 01:05:00,870 --> 01:05:02,360 You won! 956 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,230 Whoa! 957 01:05:04,230 --> 01:05:06,810 Yeah, this is-- this is what I meditated for. 958 01:05:06,810 --> 01:05:09,520 This-- this is gnarly. 959 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:13,630 Oh, but now I feel sorry for Sally. 960 01:05:13,630 --> 01:05:17,950 You know, she and I, well, we used to go out together. 961 01:05:17,950 --> 01:05:20,790 You should have told me. 962 01:05:20,790 --> 01:05:25,910 We were going to get married, but I was young. 963 01:05:25,910 --> 01:05:27,210 I didn't want to be tied down. 964 01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:31,700 Now I'm kind of having second thoughts. 965 01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:33,600 You still care about her? 966 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,010 Yeah. 967 01:05:35,010 --> 01:05:38,270 I mean, yeah, I guess. 968 01:05:38,270 --> 01:05:41,820 Well, I know she cares about you. 969 01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:43,290 She doesn't want to change you or anything. 970 01:05:43,290 --> 01:05:45,590 Nothing like that. 971 01:05:45,590 --> 01:05:48,600 She loves you just the way you are. 972 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:50,340 It's kind of hard living out on your own on the edge 973 01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:51,740 all the time. 974 01:05:51,740 --> 01:05:54,180 I think you should talk to her. 975 01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:56,340 Yeah, don't you-- don't you get tired living out 976 01:05:56,340 --> 01:05:58,400 here on the beach by yourself? 977 01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,900 Well, sure. 978 01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:04,510 Every year the kids get younger and younger, 979 01:06:04,510 --> 01:06:07,090 and I get older and older. 980 01:06:07,090 --> 01:06:08,250 I feel like Rip Van Winkle. 981 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:12,040 I wake up 20 years later and everything's changed. 982 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,820 There's nothing wrong with getting older. 983 01:06:14,820 --> 01:06:16,500 Man, Why not? 984 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:17,360 I'll give it a chance. 985 01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,820 What do I got to lose? 986 01:06:18,820 --> 01:06:20,580 Hey, thanks. 987 01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:22,260 Thank you. 988 01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:22,960 OK. 989 01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,680 Hey, wish me luck, kids, OK? 990 01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:35,050 Hi. 991 01:06:35,050 --> 01:06:36,910 Hi. 992 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:38,450 Mind if I join you? 993 01:06:38,450 --> 01:06:39,410 If you want. 994 01:06:39,410 --> 01:06:41,150 Now that I've made a total fool of myself. 995 01:06:43,730 --> 01:06:44,640 I'm, uh-- 996 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:48,260 I'm sorry that you thought I was going out with Xena. 997 01:06:48,260 --> 01:06:52,090 She is just a little bit too young for me. 998 01:06:52,090 --> 01:06:54,380 Sorry. 999 01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:56,810 - The things we do for love. - Really. 1000 01:06:59,540 --> 01:07:02,260 So, you know, I-- 1001 01:07:02,260 --> 01:07:06,200 I've been thinking. 1002 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,280 Maybe we ought to get back together again. 1003 01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,250 You really think we should? 1004 01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:11,810 Well, yeah. Sure. 1005 01:07:11,810 --> 01:07:13,430 I mean, what the heck. 1006 01:07:13,430 --> 01:07:15,560 We were good together. 1007 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:17,800 Yeah, you're right. 1008 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:18,790 Yeah. 1009 01:07:18,790 --> 01:07:21,270 All right. 1010 01:07:21,270 --> 01:07:22,890 Hi. 1011 01:07:22,890 --> 01:07:24,680 Are you going to introduce me? 1012 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:26,000 Oh, sure. 1013 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,610 This is a Bud, big khans, Elrick. 1014 01:07:28,610 --> 01:07:31,310 And this is Mr. Sun Bun. 1015 01:07:31,310 --> 01:07:32,540 Been a fan of yours for years. 1016 01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:34,120 I just thought I'd come over and say hi. 1017 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:37,290 Oh, it's nice to meet you. 1018 01:07:37,290 --> 01:07:40,460 Oh, Mr. Bun, Bud here has this sunburn relief 1019 01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:42,380 formula that's incredible. 1020 01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:43,940 I mean, it's going to revolutionize 1021 01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:45,870 sunburn relief ointments. 1022 01:07:45,870 --> 01:07:47,560 I think you should market it. 1023 01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,520 Could we name it after you? 1024 01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:51,610 Big Kahunas sunburn relief ointment? 1025 01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:57,340 I'd be a brand name? 1026 01:07:57,340 --> 01:07:59,740 You'd be a consultant and you'd make appearances. 1027 01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:02,040 This will take the tanning world by storm. 1028 01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:05,830 I'm stunned. 1029 01:08:05,830 --> 01:08:07,990 I don't know what to say. 1030 01:08:07,990 --> 01:08:11,070 Tell me that you're lawyer and my lawyer will be in touch. 1031 01:08:11,070 --> 01:08:13,110 You bet. 1032 01:08:13,110 --> 01:08:15,490 Oh, we'll see you later, boss. 1033 01:08:15,490 --> 01:08:17,770 That'd be great. 1034 01:08:17,770 --> 01:08:20,750 Bud, I am so proud of you. 1035 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:24,670 Hey, Davy, look, Sally and I, we-- 1036 01:08:24,670 --> 01:08:27,520 we decided to tried it again. 1037 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,120 - Really? - Yeah. 1038 01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,350 We came to a new understanding. 1039 01:08:30,350 --> 01:08:31,630 Thanks to you and Xena. 1040 01:08:31,630 --> 01:08:33,100 Well, that's great, Uncle Bud. 1041 01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:34,270 Congratulations. 1042 01:08:34,270 --> 01:08:35,560 So, anyway, look-- 1043 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:36,910 we're going up to Sally's tonight. 1044 01:08:36,910 --> 01:08:40,430 So you kids be careful and we'll see you in the morning, huh? 1045 01:08:40,430 --> 01:08:42,140 Have fun. 1046 01:08:42,140 --> 01:08:43,020 OK. 1047 01:08:43,020 --> 01:08:44,720 [INAUDIBLE] 1048 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,150 Hang loose. 1049 01:08:46,150 --> 01:08:49,000 You know, that is seriously cool. 1050 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,540 People at that age willing to give it another shot. 1051 01:08:51,540 --> 01:08:52,330 I know, man. 1052 01:08:52,330 --> 01:08:54,790 I don't know how my parents do it. 1053 01:08:54,790 --> 01:09:00,240 XENA: Yeah. Well, mine our-- oh shit. 1054 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,730 What? 1055 01:09:01,730 --> 01:09:03,370 My parents. 1056 01:09:03,370 --> 01:09:05,080 GORK: Yanna, did you have to buy every souvenir 1057 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:05,780 in the gift shop? 1058 01:09:05,780 --> 01:09:07,040 We can barely move around in here. 1059 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:11,460 YANNA: Why is it every young man I marry ends up being so cheap. 1060 01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:12,930 GORK: You know, you were right. 1061 01:09:12,930 --> 01:09:15,000 This trip was exactly what I needed to clear my head 1062 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,850 and to recharge my space probe. 1063 01:09:17,850 --> 01:09:20,480 Recharge it you did, didn't you? 1064 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:22,920 You know, but I'm still a little worried about not 1065 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:24,660 being able to reach Xena. 1066 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,060 Yanna you worry too much. 1067 01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:28,090 She probably spent the weekend at Sola's or Luna's. 1068 01:09:28,090 --> 01:09:29,410 Besides, she's a big [INAUDIBLE].. 1069 01:09:29,410 --> 01:09:32,110 What kind of trouble could she have possibly gotten into? 1070 01:09:32,110 --> 01:09:32,990 Thanks, Dr. Veg. 1071 01:09:32,990 --> 01:09:34,900 Yeah, thanks. 1072 01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:37,200 Good luck. 1073 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,050 Wherever you're going. 1074 01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:41,780 It's a spaceship. 1075 01:09:41,780 --> 01:09:42,560 Told you. 1076 01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:44,670 Whoa, dude. 1077 01:09:44,670 --> 01:09:49,180 You mean, you're a beach babe from beyond? 1078 01:09:49,180 --> 01:09:50,830 Bet your ass, dude. 1079 01:09:50,830 --> 01:09:52,800 Oh, wow. 1080 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:59,030 Luna, I mean, what do I say? 1081 01:09:59,030 --> 01:10:00,750 Don't say anything. We'll be back. 1082 01:10:10,530 --> 01:10:12,490 This has been great. 1083 01:10:12,490 --> 01:10:14,440 I'm so glad I met you. 1084 01:10:19,820 --> 01:10:22,780 I have to go. 1085 01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:25,000 I can't ask for your phone number or your address? 1086 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,230 I'll find you. Don't worry. 1087 01:10:49,190 --> 01:10:51,930 [MUSIC PLAYING]